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When the Nazis marched in Charlottesville, they were met with protesters. And they killed one of them. When the “We totally swear we’re not Nazis but also the Nazis have some good points about stuff” alt-righters tried to hold a rally in Boston, they were met with thousands and thousands of counter-protesters and ended up having to close up shop early.

Following this, ACT for America, the nation’s largest “anti-Muslim” organization, canceled 67 “America First” rallies they had planned for this year, and replaced them with an online “Day of ACTion” on September 9, so no protesters can show up and be mean to them. Probably also so they don’t lose their jobs and all their friends by showing their faces in public!

But another group has a different plan altogether that will allow them to do their dumb rallies without fear of being protested at!

The Lexington Herald-Leader reports that at least one White Nationalist group is planning on doing “flash mob” type demonstrations to protest moving two of their precious Civil War participation trophies, preventing anti-Nazi groups from organizing in time to protest them.

Matthew Heimbach, chairman of a white nationalist group called the Traditionalist Worker Party, told the Herald-Leader last week that his group and others were planning a rally in Lexington to oppose the removal of statues in downtown Lexington. When asked this week whether he had picked a date for the event, though, Heimbach said it probably will be a “flash demo.”

He confirmed that that meant an event with no public announcement of the time or place.

“As long as we don’t block the street, we should be OK,” Heimbach said.

He said an alliance of several white nationalist groups called the Nationalist Front would carry out the demonstration.

Oh, that’s cute. But alas, the Left is actually pretty darn good at figuring this shit out. Remember that time all those Roosh V meninists tried to have their little secret meet-ups across the country and we squashed that bug within a few days? Or the time 4chan tried to pull that #EndFathersDay thing where they tried to make it look like feminists were trying to end Father’s Day so people would be all “Oh my gosh! These feminists are MAD WITH POWER”? Yeah, it took us maaaaybe an hour to squash that. Same with the #NotYourShield operation where they made up fake profiles of minorities and women who supported their take on GamerGate.

We are actually pretty good at this. If we can’t find out about it beforehand, odds are, it’s just gonna be like five lonely Nazis in someone’s backyard.

That Traditionalist Worker’s Party though! They are a piece of WORK. I checked out their page, which is naturally filled with lots of literal Nazi propaganda.

Ah yes, that should put people at ease. The Traditionalist Worker’s Party is the political offshoot of the Traditionalist Youth Network, a white nationalist group that advocates for a number of completely insane things, from just your regular, racist “Waaah! We want a white ethno-state!” crap, to “Avalonian Identity” which Wikipedia describes as promoting “Arthurian culture, ‘symphonic monarchism,’ Eastern Orthodoxy and small dedicated groups of ‘legionaries’ of ‘English-speaking White Americans who’ve returned to their pre-schismatic Christian roots.'” Whatever on earth that means, hopefully something involving them getting attacked by dragons.

This is, of course, a pretty good thing. These groups believed, with all their rotten little coal hearts, that the election of Donald Trump was going to be their big coming out party. That it was a signal that the Overton Window was moving to the Right and their views would soon become mainstream enough to have a place in public discourse. And yeah, to some degree they were correct! Certainly there are a lot more idiots embracing the tenets of National Socialism than there were before. But they’re also learning that their views are still repugnant enough, to enough people, that no one is going to let them have their little Nazi parties in public without significant backlash from the public.

Enjoy your safe spaces while they last, Nazis! We’re coming for them next! Unless they’re looking to hold them in an underground bunker, in which case we’ll be happy to leave them alone — since we already know how that movie ends.

[Lexington Herald-Leader]

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  • BadKitty904

    Sounds like someone’s afraid of taking “personal responsibility”.

    • efoveks

      Consequences: I thought they were for the other guy.!

      • BadKitty904

        So do almost all other Republicans.

    • Wee Mousie

      If you insist on bringing personal responsibility into this, that’s going to impinge on my freedom of speech.

      • BadKitty904

        I’m afraid that’s a risk we’ll have to take.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Funny how the doll that is in the second-closest row on the right hand side looks like Donald Jr, isn’t it?

    • chascates

      The Waffen SS would have fared better if they were more diverse.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Well, and their spokesman’s name is really Heimbach!? He was born a little fucking Nazi?!

      • theCryptofishist

        You’ll notice they got a lot better towards the end of the war when they had the influx of school boys and old men.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Well, they were diverted from the Eastern Front to serve as extras in Goebbel’s propaganda films, so I guess that was a sort of diversity.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Oh! It’ll be like a scavenger hunt!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • Joe Beese
    • chascates

      And by ‘ideal’ you mean Republican control of all branches of government?

      • Gayer Than Thou

        That, or dark, humid environments full of rotting garbage. So, yeah, I guess same thing.

      • theCryptofishist

        Okay, but what constitutes “control” in this case? Because, for all that they are nominally in charge everywhere, “control” doesn’t seem to be in their grasp.

    • ArgieBargie

      And nobody knows rat-fucking like the GOP.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Define “ideal environment.”

      Never mind, I’ll just find out what Trump’s top environmental appointee thinks it means.

  • chascates

    From geocaching to geofascism.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Well, let’s not get cocky. This is really going to get us where it hurts: I’m not sure our contract with Soros covers flashmobs, and we depend on those protester paychecks to able to afford the crab legs that our EBT cards won’t cover.

  • ArgieBargie

    I hope they open the Ark of the Covenant.
    https://media.giphy.com/media/uPfXDfm2QrACk/giphy.gif

  • theCryptofishist

    “Unless they’re looking to hold them in an underground bunker, in which case we’ll be happy to leave them alone — since we already know how that movie ends.”
    Just in case one of you don’t know how that movie ends, it never ends. It just gets redubbed over and over and over.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Most recently in American.

    • ViveLaResistance!

      I bet Krebs, Jodl, et. al. are sick of being screamed at by Hitler about the Russians, betting losses, band breakups, and personal hygiene issues.

      • Skeptical_thinker

        What does Maynard G. Krebs have to do with this? Is Dobie involved, too

        • ViveLaResistance!

          They are standing in for Gilligan, who is in the cooler after his coconut-firing trebuchet malfunctioned and beamed Hitler. Who knew that it had to be operated outside the bunker? Stupid Nazis!

      • theCryptofishist

        And Steiner’s name has been mistranslated in oh, so many ways.

  • Antonin Dvorak

    I am morbidly curious as to what “symphonic monarchism” is. It sounds like they only want kings who are classically trained musicians; but I know the truth will be far dumber.

    • TJ Barke

      I think it means they want Donnie to have absolute power.

      • Antonin Dvorak

        Not surprising, I’d just like to know what about that makes it “symphonic”.

        • Oblios_Cap

          King of the Tuba?

        • Lance Thrustwell

          It’s like regular monarchy, but with more Movements.

          • theCryptofishist

            And the concert master’s a son-of-a-bitch.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            specifically bowel movements

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Misspelled syphilitic?

    • Red Bird

      not listed with google

    • Beanz&Berryz

      The music of a million butterflies

    • Msgr_MΩment

      They want Frederick the Great?

      BTW, operatic monarchists favor Ivan the Terrible.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      The first chair violist is King?

      • Antonin Dvorak

        That is normal orchestra behavior.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    With their Avonian Identity the Nazis are militant RenFairists now also too? With swords, I gotta bet…

  • Oblios_Cap

    He said an alliance of several white nationalist groups called the Nationalist Front would carry out the demonstration.

    Damn. Tens of people might show up.

  • jesterpunk
    • theCryptofishist

      And we’re stuck singing “I’m ‘Enery the Eighth I am.”

      • ViveLaResistance!

        Second verse, same as the first!

  • Mr. Blobfish

    ♫ It’s my Nazi party and I’ll cry if I want to ♫

  • Bitter Scribe

    I’ve said this before but…they held that rally at UVA a couple of weeks before classes started, insuring that there would be only a few students around. They’ll have to wait for another school year to pull that one off again.

  • Michael Smith

    Its funny that Trump’s presidency has put Republicans in the awkward position of openly defending white supremacists and Nazis, especially by claiming basically that white supremacists and Nazis are the same thing as liberals. What’s not funny is that they are nowhere near as reluctant to do so as one would have hoped.

  • Oblios_Cap

    there are a lot more idiots embracing the tenets of National Socialism than there were before.

    At least it’s an ethos.

    • Tzipora Kaplan

      I am officially out of my element.

  • TJ Barke

    Christ, these people are fucked in the head…

  • James Baskin

    “As long as we don’t block the street, we should be OK,” Heimbach said.
    I seriously doubt that you will be able to block the street even if you want to, meat.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Eastern Orthodoxy? They are Russian bots!

    • theCryptofishist

      Or Greek.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Show me on the doll where the antifas touched you?

  • MynameisBlarney
  • altleftjohn

    Traditional Workers of the world, unite!
    You have nothing to lose but your brains!

    • The Librarian

      Too late.

  • La forza del resistino

    As long they have a decent choreographed goose step routine to something Wagner, I’ll watch their flash mob performance.

    • Mavenmaven

      After the tiki torches, it will more likely be a broadway musical number.

      • theCryptofishist

        Okay, I’m voting for Hernando’s Hideaway, then.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          ♫ I know a dark flash demo place,
          A place a coward hides his face,
          A tiki torch, a master race.
          It’s called Covfefe’s Fuckaway! ♫

          • theCryptofishist

            Nice!

  • BadKitty904

    I hate Secret Nazis…

    • TJ Barke

      I hate Secret Nazis…
      FTFY.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Next thing you know, we’re going to have to deal with the Nihilist rallies.

    • Oblios_Cap

      That sounds an awful lot like cat-herding.

      • theCryptofishist

        I take it they’ll all be wearing black, however. And reading the Russians?

    • clubseal

      I’m going to organize a procrastinator rally one of these days.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        What do we want?

        We haven’t figured it out yet!

        When do we want it?

        Next Tuesday, no wait, I have a thing next Tuesday!

    • Rags

      What do we want?

      Nothing!!!

      When do we want it?

      ARE YOU NOT LISTENING???!!!1!!

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Since all their accounts have been deleted, I wonder how they’re reacting to Trump dissing them last night?

    • theCryptofishist

      Dang, you go away for a few days to watch an eclipse, and you come back to a world that’s unrecognizable…

  • Bitter Scribe

    Man, what is it with these clowns and “Eastern Orthodoxy”? Rod Dreher, that nitwit who wants to withdraw from society but can’t because he needs decent wi-fi to complain about how oppressed he is by gay marriage, converted to “Eastern Orthodoxy” too.

    As someone who grew up in the Greek Orthodox church, I don’t see what the attraction is. Do they like incense? Do the black robes make them think of fascism? Is it because they’re Putin fanboys, and Putin is cynically using the Russian Orthodox church to try to boost his populist credentials? (That’s why he threw Pussy Riot in jail for “desecrating” an Orthodox cathedral.)

    Whatever, dudes. All I can say is, those services are loooooooong, and every minute they’re attending them is one minute they’re not bothering the rest of us.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • BadKitty904

      If only. With a side-order of Justice.

      • Antonin Dvorak

        The Ferret is a user on DU. He very Charlie Pierce-like; you should read it.

        • BadKitty904

          I googled Charlie Pierce and he’s described as a “liberal pundit”. Is that a Good Thing or a Bad Thing?

          • Antonin Dvorak

            I like him. They both post quite good rants, especially against Trump voters.

          • BadKitty904

            Well, that’s different, then. I have an allergy to punditry, but in that case…

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      President Shitgeyser. LOL!

  • BadKitty904

    I’m not sure I understand the distinction between closeted Nazis and Republicans.

    • theCryptofishist

      Compare and contrast Ersnt Rohm and Abraham Lincoln.

      • BadKitty904

        Compare and contrast David Duke and David Duke.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          Compare and contrast Randolph and Mortimer

          • “M”

            You and your damned Nobel Prize.

    • MynameisBlarney

      One group wears suits?

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Republicans accept bigoted, spiteful Mormons, Catholics, and Jews?

      • BadKitty904

        Republicans/Nazis accept use bigoted, spiteful Mormons, Catholics, and Jews.

    • clubseal

      Most Republicans militantly support whatever Israel does.

      • BadKitty904

        That distinction is fading on a daily basis…

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      A Venn Diagram of the two groups is almost a perfect circle. Total eclipse.

      • BadKitty904

        A lunartic eclipse, as it were.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Where’s Tila Tequila been in all this? I figured they could use her celebrity to advance their well thought out ideas?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Avoiding Juggalos?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        She’ll want to attend that other rally over there

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸
    • SnarkON

      Is that a number from Springtime for Hitler?

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        It is!

    • arglebargle

      one, two, three, KICK (in the nuts)

  • ManchuCandidate

    Two year old kids are tougher than US American neo Nazis.

  • memzilla Ω

    Fun Fact: well before D-Day, there wasn’t a single Nazi spy in Britain that hadn’t been ferreted out and either jailed, killed, executed, or turned into a double agent funneling disinformation back to the Reich.

    • BadKitty904

      Versus sitting in the Oval Office or Congress.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Only the Brits got rid of their Nazi spy fucks.

        • BadKitty904

          We clearly did not.

        • Tovarish Z

          It helped the Poles had given the Enigma codes right before the War. They read all the German’s internal communications. They also ran an incredible group of double agents, one of whom was so convincing he won an Iron Cross near the end of the war.

    • theCryptofishist

      Heck, the even jailed Oswald.

  • Scooby

    OK, I’ll take a bullet here and investigate all the Beer Halls.

  • Carpe Vagenda
  • Mr. Blobfish

    Someone needs to go all Stalingrad on their asses.

    • BadKitty904

      I think that would be us?

    • theCryptofishist

      And this time, it won’t be the Russians.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Molotov!

  • Mavenmaven

    This is the best empirical evidence supporting the work done by Antifa. And while we’re on the subject, this is brilliant. Stay till the end of the clip: https://twitter.com/ChrisStephensMD/status/900192642234949632?s=04

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    They expect to keep their little Nazi events secret? While talking about it on the Internet?
    Good luck with that.

  • ‘Symphonic monarchism?’ I’m afraid to google it.

    • janecita

      I think, that they just pulled that shit out of their asses!

    • SnarkON

      It sounds really loud.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    So, this is like Where’s Waldo? Except Waldo is a bunch of white supremacist cowards. But I repeat myself.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Where’s Waldheim?

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Nazis in a box- AKA Schrödinger’s SS

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      We could weave a huge basket, and wait for them to pile in.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Needs most polonium.

  • Mr. Blobfish
    • I didn’t know he was a rap artist.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I would have thought it impossible to suck all the soul out of that classic.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        Yet, here we are.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      He would have made an epic stand-up comic, had he applied himself.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    Hi Robyn,

    I just remembered the piece your wrote for all us sad and depressed Wonkers in the depth of our despair on November 10, 2016. I saved it in my “Inspiration” bookmark folder, just to remind myself that THEY haven’t won just yet. And whaddya know? Given the past two weeks of kicking Deplorable Nazi Alt-Right ass from here to Shinola, I think we owe you all a big ol’ “THANK YOU” for this little bit a light when it was oh so dark.

    http://wonkette.com/608469/were-still-going-to-call-you-a-racist-piece-of-shit-if-you-are-a-racist-piece-of-shit-hooray

    I have not been able to watch it yet (self care!), but Tomi Lahren — darling of the alt-right — has released a new video declaring that no one can say that Trump voters are “racists, the Islamophobes, the sexists, the homophobes, the bigots, the deplorable” etc. anymore, because they are WINNERS. So we have to call them WINNERS.

    That is not, actually, how things work. For probably most of this country’s history the “winners” have been racists, sexists and homophobes. Being “winners” did not absolve them of that then, and it doesn’t absolve them of that now. If they hadn’t ever been “winners,” we would never have had to fight them in the first place. Duh.

    And it occurred to me that one of the things that Trump supporters have said they want most fervently, most desperately, is something they are absolutely not going to get so long as we refuse to give it to them. He promised them something that he will never be able to deliver on without our consent — and that is the ability to say and do racist, homophobic, bigoted, sexist, deplorable things without fear of being judged.

    Nope, they still can’t be racist fuck sticks and not be judged–at least by people-things not named Donald J. Trump.

  • thixotropic jerk

    Saw this note pinned on the Col Preston Jackazz Higginbottomz statue:

    Sekrit Natzi Portest Meaten At This Rassist Manewemont Tomorroaew -After Lunch At XXX Weinereichs (Guys! His Moms Makin Tatur Totes!)

  • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

    I’ll see your “Arthurian culture” and raise you some French taunting you silly, American K-nigh-ts:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY&list=RDA8yjNbcKkNY&index=1

    • altleftjohn

      I was looking at a French Taunter at the sex shoppe just the other day. The price has really come down in the last couple years.

      • kareemachan

        There’s some cute homemade ones on Etsy…

      • Msgr_MΩment

        You save an awful lot of money if you taunt her a second time.

  • oldmechanician

    Avalonian identity? Does that mean that they are going to try to invade Catalina?

    • Wild Cat

      No. They’re pissed at Phil Manzanera for over-producing “Avalon.”

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Bravo.

    • theCryptofishist

      But they’re going to make Annette be a mainstem fascist.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    This is exactly how Nazi Germany didn’t get started.

    • Wild Cat

      Our nazis are too prissy to even put a razor slash on their fat face-cheeks.

      Don’t ask me what they put in or on their other cheeks . . .

  • SnarkON

    “Avalonian Identity,” which Wikipedia describes as promoting “Arthurian culture, ‘symphonic monarchism,’ Eastern Orthodoxy and small dedicated groups of ‘legionaries’ of ‘English-speaking White Americans who’ve returned to their pre-schismatic Christian roots.’”

    It would be a lot more efficient if these guys named themselves the We Never Get Laid Society.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg
    • janecita

      It’s all Dutch to me:-(

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        In a nutshell: we have prevented a terror atack.

        • theCryptofishist

          With cookies?

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            I can take a joke after saving loads of peeps.

          • proudgrampa

            Ha! It didn’t translate well either. “The police arrested a concert.”

            “Spanish van with gas bottles found at Maassilo Rotterdam

            The police arrested a concert in the Maassilo for tonight in connection with terrorist threats. The Californian band Allah-Las would play in the Rotterdam event hall. The band has left police custody. Follow the developments in our live blog.”

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            But we prevented it.

    • BadKitty904
  • clubseal

    “Five Lonely Nazis in Someone’s Backyard” sounds like it should be the name of an Andrew Bird album.
    P.S. – I love Andrew Bird’s music, so no, I’m not calling him a Nazi

  • proudgrampa

    WHAT in the fuck is “Arthurian” culture? I have NO idea what that even means…

    • BadKitty904

      “Mythological,” I’m guessing.

    • Royal Ugly Alt-Leftist

      Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

      • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

        I’ll take it over demented reality tv celebrities having tantrums on twitter.

      • M Dubs

        We all know supreme executive power comes from some watery tart throwing a sword at you.

    • SnarkON

      Chivalry, knights and the Renaissance Faire.

      • mailman27

        Huzzah!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place.

      • proudgrampa

        Life was brutish there. And short.

        • theCryptofishist

          Life was British there. And short.

          fify

          • Notreelyhelping

            ‘Elp! ‘Elp! We’re being oppressed!

        • aureolaborealis

          Don’t forget nasty!

          • proudgrampa

            I KNEW I’d left something out!

            Cheers!

  • TechRightPatriot

    The problem with the “anti-racist” liberals is that they think it’s cool for a gay man to blow his load in another man’s rectum. That kind of kills their credibility on anything else.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Turgid, my man!

      • proudgrampa

        Ah, so THAT’s what he sounds like…

        • SnarkON

          Pure poetry.

        • BadKitty904

          Beano will fix that.

      • BadKitty904

        Going for the Most Blocked award?

        • elviouslyqueer

          Most Cock Blocked, more like.

          • BadKitty904

            Ew.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        You can’t spell Turgid without Turd.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          Should be spelled igturd. “ig” = prefix for ignorant. Then we can call it an analgram of it’s name. har har har.

    • Jeff Ackerman

      Logic, how does it work?

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        I guess racists are also homophobic? I suppose that tracks, actually.

    • jesterpunk
    • SnarkON

      Yes. Yes we do think that. It’s our entire platform. You’re onto us.

    • MynameisBlarney
    • elviouslyqueer
    • Daniel

      Why?

    • Spurning Beer

      TechRightPatriot, are you coming on to us?

      • natoslug

        I, for one, do not want to see him coming.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      For a guy opposed to the buttsechs, you sure do a lot of self-upfisting, just sayin…

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Oh, I love that song…

        I don’t want anybody else..
        When I think about gays, I fist myself..
        I fist myyyyyself…

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      I feel like you’re not really trying. You’re usually so . . . um, exercised by the time you show up here.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I would give him Hustler’s lowest award: totally limp.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Turgid love muscle or GTFO!

      • TechRightPatriot

        Hey Msgr_MOment, if you support same sex “marriage,” what you’re really saying is that you don’t think there’s anything wrong with a deviant man shoving his turgid love muscle into another man’s enlarged sphincter and getting a state “marriage” license to bless that sodomy. Never forget that!

        • natoslug

          Sounds like something I don’t spend my days fretting over, so why not? The real question is why you spend every waking hour thinking of men’s enlarged sphincters and assfucking. Sounds like you might want to get a new hobby.

          • theCryptofishist

            Or a better fitting buttplug.

        • Daniel

          So?

        • UncleTravelingMatt

          Someone has a crush . . .

        • Manders

          Nope. Nothing wrong with it. Doesn’t affect me, or anyone else, one way or another. Could not care less.

        • Notreelyhelping

          As long as it’s consensual, no problem whatsoever. Next?

        • CripesAmighty

          Aaaand there’s the money shot. Msgr. Moment wins Points for the Poke.

        • thixotropic jerk

          If you want to get married or if you don’t it’s all the same to me what enlarged sphincter cavity or fist you choose to stick your tiny TLM into as long as it’s consensual. See how easy? It’s called None Of Your Fucking Business plus Why The Fuck Do You Care So Much? and don’t tell us it’s because of the children because you probably have three of them trapped in your pit of hell right now with Fluffy waiting for lotion.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Forget it? Why I obsess about it, just like you.

    • natoslug

      turgid! You’re back! And it sounds like you’re still having problems doing anal! Have you considered asking your partner to lube you up before he fucks you?

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Yeah he is back and as fahbulous as ever, don’t you think? He immediately suggested Broadway musical material:

        ♫ The Putin loan sharks want ten grand
        But it’s not in my tiny hand.
        And they now got a lock on the door
        At the Grand Juries 1, 2, 3, and 4.
        There’s the stock room behind Godman Sachs.
        But Mrs. Mnuchin is kind of a bitch.
        And things being how they are
        The front of the Lincoln Memorial is out!
        So Roy Cohn’s expertise is long gone,
        But we still think we’ll pull off the con.

        Why it’s good old reliable Turgid!
        Turgid, Turgid, Turgid L. M!
        If you’re looking for macho, yet creepily vague,
        Imitate the lead of Senator Larry E. Craig,
        In a closet constructed by Turgid,
        Ever manly, ever coquette,
        In the oldest established, permanent floating,
        Closet on the Net.

        Where’s the rip-off? Where’s the rubes?
        Only like that boobs that are also rubes.
        It’s the oldest established, permanent floating,
        (Closet) on the Net. ♫

    • therblig

      this jizz laden gym sock again?

    • KnaveOfSwords
    • Rags

      And how do you feel about hetrosexxxxxxual butt sexxxxx? Or double anal dildoes for the ladies? You’ll be in your bunk, right?

    • Parakeetist

      Hi, TLM.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Needz moar attention today, do you?

      Well, here you go: phbfphbfphbfphbfphbfphbfphbfffffth!

    • thixotropic jerk

      You wouldn’t know a fascist if you saw one in the mirror because– d’oh!!!

  • Mr. Blobfish
  • BadKitty904

    Let them return to their mother’s basements from whence they came.

  • janecita
  • MynameisBlarney
    • Richard Girlswin

      …Captain Murphy libelz?

      Edit: Honest question, there were a lot of Pence-alikes in that era of Hanna-Barbera.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Race Bannon.

    • proudgrampa

      Where are Ace and Gary when you need them?

  • Bureaucrap

    Some Nazis are hiding in a box.
    Other Nazis are in the closet.

  • DesertedPictures

    First they came for the nazi’s,
    But I was no nazi. So I didn’t say anything.
    Then they came for the white supremicists,
    But I was no white supremicist, so I didn’t say anything.
    Then they came for me,
    And no one spoke out (except for those aclu libtards) to comfort me, when my manly feelings where hurt…

  • Painter of Goats

    I think this was the point of the counter protests…to drive these malignant hatemongers back under their rocks. Ok, except for Nazi Glee Club. Well, we can still point and laugh.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Nazi Glee Club

      How gay is that?

      • Walter Wellstone

        It’s fabulous with the uniforms, the high boots and whatnot.

        • Painter of Goats

          Riding crops also too.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            Lots and lots of riding crops.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      That would be a hoot! Nazi Glee Club Flash Mobs.

      #NaziGleeClubFlashMobs

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Remember when Hitler secretly annexed the Sudetenland? *sigh* Good times.

    • BadKitty904

      Then secretly invaded Poland? Whoa!

      • DesertedPictures

        They did secretly rearm themselves and formed scary militia…

        • willi0000000

          . . . and they got themselves elected!

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    sooooo, they WON’T have a permit this time?

    • Shanzgood

      I was just wondering about that.

    • elviouslyqueer

      I’m sure that’s going to end well.

      • kareemachan

        It’ll feed their persecution complex.

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        IKR? it’s fun when it’s 30 people showing up to play music publicly – not so much when it’s 30 fucking nazis and klansmen.

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          p.s. I wanted to find that one video of an orchestra coming out into a public square to play a classical tune in the street, but can’t remember the orchestra or the song.

          It starts with like one lady on viola; she just looks like a regular street performer. And one by one other violinists and stuff come out and it builds – then they just start pouring out the fucking percussion section and it gets nuts.

          • Shanzgood
          • Rags

            THIS is how the world should be.

          • Shanzgood

            That video always makes me cry.

          • mailman27

            Killer.

          • Shanzgood

            Eh?

          • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

            YES! You guys are just geniuses (so embarrassed I didn’t remember ode to joy. I’m shit with names).

          • mailman27

            Surprise. Surprise and beauty. Surprise, beauty and discipline. Surprise, beauty, discipline and love. That’s the Spanish inquisition power of music, which all art strives to be.

          • she persisted

            Made my day. Thank you for posting this!

    • Having a flash mob is hip, like what those kids do today, so no permits needed!

  • Walter Wellstone

    You mean Yoot Network.

  • Royal Ugly Alt-Leftist
    • That butterfly doesn’t look very white supremacist-like…if von Karajan had been conducting, on the other hand…

      • Royal Ugly Alt-Leftist

        I heard it migrated from Mexico.

        • And it can fly right over the wall!

        • theCryptofishist

          They are not sending us their best butterflies…

    • theCryptofishist

      Well done!

    • JerryRich

      Monarch butterflies have a defense against predators – they taste bad because they grow up feeding on milkweed plants (which contain a bitter chemical) where the eggs were laid. Viceroy butterflies noticed this and asked evolution to make them resemble the Monarchs, even though they actually taste good (they eat different plants). I don’t know what this teaches us today about dealing with Trump and his Deplorables.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Related, but gigantic crybaby Christopher Cantwell ready to get his ass thrown in jail have his day in court.

    https://news.vice.com/story/charlottesville-white-supremacist-leader-is-about-to-turn-himself-in

  • Silly String Squad now on RECON.

  • So the only part that Clinton got wrong was the Basket part….It should be Boxes of Deplorables.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Flaming Dumpsters of Deplorables.

    • DesertedPictures

      I thought the ‘half’ part might have been a bit wrong too.

    • Persistent Demme

      Boxes, and boxes, and boxes, and boxes, and boxes…

      • A veritable Moving Truck load worth of boxes.

  • Baconzgood

    Pussys

    • altleftjohn

      Candy asses

      • BadKitty904

        “Süßigkeiten-Esel,” in German, apparently…

  • janecita

    Sort of off topic, I’ve come to the realization that I HATE Trump’s supporters. I hate them even more now, than I did eight months ago. They are petty, stupid, and narrow minded. We are all fucked because of these assholes, and I will never, ever forgive them for what they have done to our country! Fuck them all! (Rant over)

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/23/trump-supporter-interviews-phoenix-arizona-rally?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

    • TJ Barke

      No, Trump is very very PRO stupid…

      • theCryptofishist

        Well, he’d have to be.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        I feel that their burning stupid is contributing to global warming.

      • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

        pro-stupid, pro-nazi: what’s not to like?

    • jesterpunk

      Trump is breath of fresh air. He’s totally not a political person. He’s a businessman: he’s anti-left, he’s anti-PC, he’s anti-stupid. He just wants to go in and make the best deal for Americans that he can.

      What? Has she listened to a single thing Trump has said?

      https://media.tenor.com/images/7a940ba7f131f51a0b80dabc0fdb2774/tenor.gif

      • brucej

        She’s listened to EVERYTHING he’s said, it’s just that she’s an asshole, too.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

        • jesterpunk

          Denis Leary Libelz

          • brucej

            That’s possibly my most favorite thing Denis has ever done of all my favorite things he’s ever done…it so perfectly encapsulates TrumpMerica…

          • jesterpunk

            I really like that song too, but its insulting him to mention him in the same sentence as Trump or his supporters even if it does fit really well. Denis has done more for the country then Trump ever will.

      • Mildred Broxon

        Anti-stupid? Evidence? If it wasn’t for stupid he wouldn’t have any brain at all.

    • jesterpunk

      Also MFW?

      I voted for him because he was the best candidate running. I agreed with him on border protection and didn’t want someone being investigated by the FBI sitting in our president’s seat.

      • janecita

        I know, I couldn’t even finish reading it. The level of idiocy is terrifying.

        • jesterpunk

          When a Democrat is president they interview Republicans to see how they feel about losing, when a Republican is president they interview Republicans to see why they are sad about winning. Wish they would stop interviewing them and interview some Democrats to see how we feel instead of these stupid ass articles all the damn time.

    • Wild Cat

      The Guardian should give the reader warnings. These people are severely brain damaged. I’m not snarking. Their parents really fucked up in not getting them some sort of mental help.

    • cmd resistor

      In case you missed it, this Charles Pierce thing might make you feel better. “I have no More Patience for Trump Supporters.”
      http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a57164/trump-arizona-speech/

      • janecita

        Thanks for that!

      • GoutMachine

        Amen to Mr. Pierce’s piece, although I never really did have any patience for them in the first place. it was patently obvious from the get-go who he really was/is.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        I subscribed to Esquire last month after reading a Charles Pierce piece. It goes with my Vanity Fair subscription.

        • cmd resistor

          I got his Idiot America book from the library after reading an old piece he wrote about Terry Schiavo.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN
    • King Beauregard

      Trump supporters will probably be with us forever. That just means we need to out-vote them every single time.

      My hate is still devoted to people who have no use for the Republican agenda but still won’t cast useful votes on Election Day. That includes Bernie-or-Busters, Jill Stein idiots, Sarandonites, non-voting Lefties, and other worthless sacks of shit.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        I hold Trump supporters to about 2/3 of the amount of disgust that I have for pedophiles. That’s pretty damned disgusting. Fuck them (rhetorically).

        • King Beauregard

          i can actually muster some sympathy for pedophiles; I don’t imagine most of them WANT to be a danger to society. But imagine a class of people who would just sit back and giggle as a man abducted, raped, murdered, and mutilated a child … what sort of people would they be?

          I don’t know but I bet they vote for Jill Stein.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            Point!

      • janecita

        I hate them too. They are all at fault for this nightmare.

        • sarafina

          Well, some of that Confederate shit statuary is getting removed.
          Thousands are standing up to the traitorous Nazis.
          Not a total nightmare.

    • arundel

      Charlie Pierce feels your pain. He’s sick and over these fuckos too:

      “I have no more patience, and I had very little to start with. I don’t care why you’re anxious. I don’t care for anybody’s interpretation of why you voted for this abomination of a politician, and why you cheer him now, because any explanation not rooted in the nastier bits of basic human spleen is worthless. I don’t want any politicians who seek to appeal to the more benign manifestations of your condition because there’s no way to separate those from all the rest of the hate and fear and stupidity. (And, for my colleagues in the Vance-Arnade-Zito school of Trump Whispering, here’s a hint: They hate you, too.) I don’t care why you sat out in a roasting pan since 5 a.m. Tuesday morning to whistle and cheer and stomp your feet for a scared, dangerous little man who tells you that your every bloody fantasy about your enemies is the height of patriotism. You are now the declared adversaries of what I do for a living, and your idol is a danger to the country and so are you. Own it. Deal with it. And, for the love of god, and for the sake of the rest of us who live in this country, do better at being citizens.”

      http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a57164/trump-arizona-speech/

  • laughingnome

    Secret Nazis. The worst Red Shoes Diary evah!

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    …“Avalonian Identity” which Wikipedia describes as promoting “Arthurian culture, ‘symphonic monarchism,’ Eastern Orthodoxy and small dedicated groups of
    ‘legionaries’ of ‘English-speaking White Americans who’ve returned to their pre-schismatic Christian roots.’” Whatever on earth that means, hopefully something involving them getting attacked by dragons.

    Everybody relax, I got this.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c34c19779e895d9e47418a93b5ebe1fc9bf0518ce201e3043fad2d5c0ec6f27e.jpg

  • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

    Obviously they’ve never read “The Mists of Avalon.” You can hold your breath, stomp your little feet and flash mob all you want you neo-Nazi losers, but Morgain gonna kick your ass anyway.

    Pissants.

  • The nice thing about underground bunkers is that you can seal them shut with a few truckloads of concrete. After all, we wouldn’t want any of that toxic waste to leak out.

    • Marla

      I hear they are also great for testing the validity of cyanide.

      What? Too soon?

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Seal them up and use them for gasoline storage tanks.

      Gotta match?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Even if they got their precious white ethno-state, they would all turn on each other and start shooting. Gotta hate something, ya know?

    • altleftjohn
    • Hardly Ideal

      That’s the thing about these anti-diversity assholes. Sure, they only want to deport any foreigners with a tan in the name of white racial purity, but where does it end? Can they honestly tell me they won’t turn inward and declare certain flavors of Europeans to be mongrels? Will it be the Irish next? Or the gypsies? The Catholics? Protestants? Slavs? West-coasters? East-coasters? The left-handed? Guys named Chad?

      Maybe I’m on a slippery slope, but so are these guys. As a poet once said: So long as there are two people left on the planet, someone’s gonna want someone else dead.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Suppose all of the POC, liberals, non-straight, non-evilangelical christain people were to disappear tomorrow. The day after tomorrow, these morons would group themselves into hair color, eye color, baptists, non-denominationalists, people who Fords and others who drive Chevrolets, people so say “to-may-toe” vs. “to-mah-to”, etc. & etc. And in a short time, these groups would be trying to kill each other.

        New law: Once hate is created it does not go away on its own, it just finds new targets.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Good for the Nazis for wanting to hide – the next step in their quest should be to follow their forbears to the jungles of South America, and then stay there for a few decades.

    • DesertedPictures

      They can’t go there: Trumps wall is high!

    • Hold on a second. I hope to retire to the jungles of South America and one of the things I look forward to in retirement is no longer having to punch nazi’s.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Drive them away to South America? Why not drive them off a cliff ala 300?

      • SayItWithWookies

        Probably against the rules for commenting radicals — and if they wanted to hide, I’d be willing to make sure they stayed hidden.

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    Christ, what a bunch of terrified, sniveling pussies.

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    Good job moving that Overton window, assholes. Turns out, Mom’s basement has no windows.

    • Nockular cavity

      That means Lt. Aldo Raines won’t want to fight Nazis in the fucking basement. Because “first off, you’re fighting in a fucking basement.”

  • JerryRich

    I can’t wait for some promising entrepreneur to monetize the concept of “double secret Nazi/Klan rallies”.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • rosenbomb

    “Arthurian culture,” FFS.

    If they love Arthurian legends so much, why don’t they start Nazi book club and read Le Morte d’Arthur and “Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.” Oh, that’s right– because they don’t read anything longer than 140 characters.

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    So sad to see that these nitwits lack the courage to back their convictions. So ignominiously pathetic, these little shitflakes.

    • Courser_Resistance

      ‘Mom’ll kick me out of the basement if she finds out I’m a Nazi!!!’

  • Rags

    They need a service that will allow them to totally anonymously meet up. I nominate Ashley Madison.

  • Notreelyhelping

    I know! Flash mob in Stalingrad!

  • catnmus

    And let’s not forget the airport protests when the Muslim travel ban came down. That only took mere HOURS for thousands to show up at airports around the country.

  • Bad Tom

    “symphonic monarchism”?

    What do the monarchs in question play? Since they are symphonic, I presume a bugle corp is out.

  • ANNG14

    Good idea Nazis. Glad you got the message that people don’t like you.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Would it that so many people not liking them would make them re-think their positions.

      Oh, that’s right. They don’t think.

      • ANNG14

        Trump emboldened them. Reality confronted them!

  • Me not sure

    “When your name is called, pick up your belongings and get in the box.”

  • Nockular cavity

    Lexington activists should preempt the Nazis by having a flash mob show up somewhere to perform “Springtime For Hitler.”

  • whitroth

    As I’ve suggested before, we, the People, should set up a reservation for Pure Aryan, er, White people, their genes being *so* weak and recessive that one black, or Jewish, or whatever great grandparent makes you that, rather than one white great grandparent making you white. I propose we find some Native American tribe, who have an utterly miserable reservation (Fort Stinkindesert comes to mind), and give them some nice land, and put the Pure Whites there. And we can even run tours, but we need signs “Do not copulate with the natives, as it will impure their genes”.

    • Rags

      Do we have to screen out those with Neanderthal genes, also too?

      • whitroth

        Good question. Actually, one wonders what percentage of Neanderthal genes are in these loons….

        • Mildred Broxon

          Not enough. The Neanderthal were socially aware: cared for their sick and permanently disabled and buried their dead. I’m afraid these idiots are Homo saps all the way.

    • bluicebank

      FEMA already has them re-education camps already staked out.

    • Raan

      Two questions:
      1.) Does Eastern European count as non-Aryan?
      2.) If so, does the former Czechoslovakia count as Eastern European?

      Asking for my ancestors.

      • whitroth

        Depends. Probably. My grandparents were Jewish, so you know I’m not Really White (even though they came from closer to the Caucuses Mts. than any of the so-called “caucasians”….

        And one set of my grandparents came from eastern Austria-Hungary, near the Polish border (which makes me, like you, a bouncing Czech….)

  • bluicebank

    But how will they have a chance to get dates with women who will never date them in a million years?

    That’s like lottery odds. Somebody’s gotta win.

  • OddMan

    Thanks Robyn, I learned a lot from this one, “the Avalonian Identity” thing, and had to look up “Overton Window”.
    ~ The Overton window, also known as the window of discourse, is the range of ideas the public will accept.
    Keep up the resistance, your work is appreciated.

  • GoutMachine

    Oh, jeebus, flash mobs? What is this, 2004?

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Rickrolls too?

      • willi0000000

        such possibilities . . . empty warehouse (cheap rental for a day) . . . fake call for flashnazichoirpractice . . . lots of GoPros all over the place.

        [ we could learn their “mission plans” and “secrets” on the cheap . . . and sell the videos on a YouTube comedy channel to cover the costs anyway ]

      • amrak63

        Rick Astley is too good for Ratzis.

        Shatnerrolls!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekMYBvhhMg0

      • GoutMachine

        Hey, it’s NEVER too late for a Rickroll!

  • King Beauregard

    “Enjoy your safe spaces while they last, Nazis! We’re coming for them next! Unless they’re looking to hold them in an underground bunker, in which case we’ll be happy to leave them alone — since we already know how that movie ends.”

    Hee hee, well said!

  • DainBramage

    Dumb Nazis! (redundant, I know)
    They’ve forgotten that their whole point is to be public. Being forced back under their rocks is a total defeat.

    • Raan

      So it’s been all of, what, two, three weeks before being out loud ‘n proud about being racist shitheels bit them in the ass hard enough to force them back into their holes?

      • sarafina

        You say that like it’s a bad thing.

  • guppy06

    “Avalonian Identity” which Wikipedia describes as promoting “Arthurian culture, ‘symphonic monarchism,’ Eastern Orthodoxy

    “Eastern Orthodoxy,” you say?

    http://newpost.gr/storage/photos/c_800px_400px/201605/kirilos-putin.jpg

    • amrak63

      So these neo-Ratzis want to be King Arthur and his knights?

      Okay, we’ll be the snarky Frenchies!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY

      • lawrence090469

        Revenge Of The Sith would have been vastly improved by a defeated, limbless Anakin yelling “Right, I’ll do you for that!” at Obi Wan.

        • amrak63

          “It’s only a flesh wound in the Force!”

  • Courser_Resistance

    So, if I read that correctly, they’re going to have some small, local circle-jerks.

    Sounds about right.

  • amrak63

    “…since we already know how that movie ends.”

    Uh-oh, Otaku Nazis! Your patron “saint” just turned down help from your favorite shipfus!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1QlzUhjSkg

    • guppy06

      Just looked ’em up…

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kong%C5%8D-class_battlecruiser
      All four lost in combat.

      • Amy!

        Well, battlecruisers, after all. Once described as “an eggshell armed with a hammer,” which, when you think about it, is also a good description of your average mall ninja.

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          “Speed is armour” Jackie Fisher said. That proved not to be the case…

          • amrak63

            Speaking of speed, just what drug was Fisher high on when he dreamed up those misbegotten sea monsters?

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            To be fair, he imagined them being used to scout for the battle fleet and to chase down enemy cruisers on the high seas – NOT to engage in slugging matches with battleships. That worked well enough once, in the battle of the Falkland Islands, when two battle cruisers destroyed von Spee’s cruiser squadron. But David Beatty’s tactical errors in the employment of his battle cruisers at Jutland gave the British Navy their bloodiest nose of the war, and proved that the whole battle cruiser concept was fatally flawed.

          • amrak63

            The Battle of Jutland also proved that the ammunition-handling safety of the Royal Navy was fatally flawed.

            And you’re right–the Battle of the Falklands was the one time that the battlecruisers worked as advertised.

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            True. They compromised safety to increase the ROF, with fatal results for 3 battlecruisers. They very nearly lost Beatty’s flagship Lion as well – and would have, if a dying Royal Marine major, Francis Harvey, had not ordered the magazine below Q turret flooded.

          • amrak63

            *salutes Major Harvey*

          • amrak63

            You strike me as a dude who could appreciate these imaginary ships:

            http://www.combinedfleet.com/furashita/furamain.htm

          • amrak63

            I particularly like this imaginary BC.

            http://www.combinedfleet.com/furashita/aratam_f.htm

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            Looks interesting, I’ll have to check that out more closely when I have the time.

          • amrak63

            Unfortunately, Mr. Craig Burke (“Admiral Furashita”), the man who dreamed them up, now sails the seas of Raspberry Heaven.

          • amrak63

            Some of the links have failed, but you can find the missing ship designs with your favorite search engine.

        • amrak63

          The fast battleships of the WW2 era made battlecruisers completely obsolete, not that they were such a great idea to begin with.

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        Wasn’t a hell of a lot of the IJN left afloat at the end of WWII.

      • amrak63

        The only one to go up against another battleship (Kirishima) got her head handed to her. The others were sunk by smaller surface combatants and air attacks (Hiei), submarine attack (Kongo), and air raid while immobilized by fuel shortages in harbor (Haruna).

  • TechRightPatriot

    Conservatives care about protecting the right to keep and bear arms, to free speech, to free worship, and to private property. Liberals care about protecting the right to kill babies and for “men” to ejaculate into the colons of other “men.”

    • guppy06

      And don’t you forget it!

    • amrak63

      Nice work, TechWrongPatsy. Your master Tsar Vlad says you can expect your usual deposit to your bank in Lower Slobbovia–you know, the country you actually live in while pretending to be a U. S. citizen.

    • Courser_Resistance

      Oh. You again. Buh-bye

      • amrak63

        Oh, you mean this is TLM again?

        • Tishalicious

          No reason he can’t be Russian, though.

          • Amy!

            Now I’m trying to think of how to translate “turgid love muscle” into idiomatic Russian.

            Eh, not worth it. All a load of hooey.

          • Raan

            “Love” in Russian is “lublu”.

            You have Charles Bronson to thank for me knowing this.

          • Amy!

            That’s actually first person present tense: (I) love (there’s no pronoun, so the ‘I’ is understood).

            My comment was actually a slightly racy joke, which depends upon use of a homonym for a word that Nice Girls™ wouldn’t say in Russian.

            An approximate translation would be “опухшая мышца любви” (opukhshaia myshtsa liubvi), but that’s so non-idiomatic that it would probably make most Russians fall down laughing and then try to find out what it is I was actually trying to say.

            However, I’ll be sure to thank Charles Bronson next time I see him. ;-)

        • Courser_Resistance

          either that or his similarly obsessed brother

    • Jonny On Maui

      Hey TLM! Not so nice to see you again.

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Free speech*

      Bear arms**

      Free worship***

      Private property****

      But other than that, completely true!

      * as long as you don’t disagree with it.

      ** as long as you’re white.

      *** as long as it’s Christian.

      ****Until the cops take it

    • Jonny On Maui

      the right to keep and bear arms

      What or who do you wish to kill TLM?

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        Everyone smarter, more cultured, more humane and more compassionate than him. It’s a very long list.

        • Jonny On Maui

          So. Everyone…

          • Bub, the cynical zombie
          • kbbaldwin2

            Wow! While i don’t usually comment on people’s appearance, the lady above the moron in uniform really needs to wear foundation garments.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            I could never come to a conclusion weather that induhvidual was an XY or an XX. Maybe a YY? Or an XXX? XYXXY?

          • Jesse

            That’s a dude. He chugs milk!

          • Mildred Broxon

            Aw, come on. That’s a Neolithic fertility goddess. Back to your roots. Way back. Preliterate.

          • amrak63

            Your “master race”, ladies and germs.

      • willi0000000

        everyone he thinks don’t have the right (or the guns).

        [ he might be in for a surprise ]

    • lowenufc

      You forgot that we also care about emasculating chinless white males by supporting women.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Free worship? That’s hilarious.

      Also.. TRIGGERED!

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        Of course. You are to be free to worship Jeebus as a Fundamentalist Christian, according to the tenets of the Baptist Church.

    • Ωbjectifier

      FFS, get some new material Turgid.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Interesting that the first right you mention is the right to keep and bear arms. I suspect your resentment towards those who engage in sexual behaviour that you claim to find disgusting is rooted in the fact that you yourself are an impotent, bitter little swine. Penis envy is sad – thinking you can compensate for it with a gun is pathetic. But par for the course for Republicans.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Purhaps Turg is an ammosexual who shot himself in the head while cleaning his AR-15.

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          Perhaps he shot his dick off. It would have been a tricky shot, as it is a very small target, mind you.

          • amrak63

            Or maybe a mo/o/se bytt itt o/ff. Mynd yuu:, mo/o/se bytts ken bi virri nastii…

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            Bull/winkle’s gotta eat, too.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            Poor sot prolly kept his brain there, too.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      2/10 Trite.

      ETA: The “2” is out of pity.

    • Daniel

      You realise it undermines the slur you’re trying to make when you put the word men in scare quotes? The scare quotes imply they’re not really men, and if that’s the case the foundation of the prejudice crumbles. You’re assuming that men having sex with men is inherently and self-evidently wrong. But if they’re not men, if they are “men” (or Devo) then why would that assumption stand?

      Think this through. Aside from being boring, it’s really not internally consistent.

    • Daniel

      So are you one of those anti-militaristic conservatives who opposes bombing raids due to the chance of babies being killed in them?

      • willi0000000

        foeti, not full-term . . . where you been?

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Wow, rightwing troll pussy changed the comment without flagging edit, is troll, also pussy. Details at 11.

      But, sure, we’re disloyal to America. Unlike the party that let its presidential nominee sell us out to Putin.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      So, you are one of those anticolonialists, then?

    • thixotropic jerk

      You’ve got some truck to make that fucking claim after witnessing DECADES of right wingers putting party before country over and over!

    • Jesse
  • Latverian Diplomat

    This just in: Due to a logistical error, a recent Nazi attempt at a Flash Mob turned into a Flash Dance. But at least we can all agree that they are “maniacs…maniacs on the floor.”

  • Ωbjectifier

    Arthurian culture?
    Watery bints laying about in ponds distributing scimitars is no basis for a system of government.

    • Raan

      Can you really say that representative democracy ​has been any better lately?

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Has it really been “representative” lately?

        • Raan

          In a technical sense.

    • guppy06

      How about Michelle Obama in a swimsuit?

  • Grokenstein

    to “Avalonian Identity” which Wikipedia describes as promoting “Arthurian culture, ‘symphonic monarchism,’ Eastern Orthodoxy and small dedicated groups of ‘legionaries’ of ‘English-speaking White Americans who’ve returned to their pre-schismatic Christian roots.’” Whatever on earth that means

    #notallD&Dnerds

    • Amy!

      “Domaris!”

      “Deoris!”

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        Mulva?

    • georgiaburning

      “Camelot” re-enactors?

    • Mildred Broxon

      Er–don’t the Greek Orthodox and Russian Orthodox speak, like, their own languages? What happened to the English-Speaking White Americans?

  • guppy06

    “Arthurian culture” as in they want to fuck their sisters?

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      No other candidates for fucking will let them get near. Can’t blame them, either.

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        Ok, so joke.
        Q: What do you call a 12 year old virgin in Tennessee?
        A: A girl who can outrun her brothers. (with votes)

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          It’s that way in most of the “stan” states, I reckon.

        • Up In Smoke O’hontas

          What’s the first thing a girl from, (we’ll go with Tennessee here but substitutions are fine) says after sex?
          “Get off me bro, you’re squishing my cigarettes.”

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            “Get off me bro, or the meth will cook too long and go bad!”

    • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

      You mean, “…want to continue to…’, don’t you?

  • SayItWithOtters

    So, Ren-faire for Nazis? Much like Nazi furries, another subculture I really didn’t need to know about.

  • TechRightPatriot

    Do gay men, as they’re violently penetrating their “husbands,” resulting in an explosive full body orgasm culminating in the ejaculation of gallons of HIV infected semen into their inner depths, realize how disgusting their lifestyle is?

    • Raan

      No. They’re too busy cumming.

    • amrak63

      “Gallons”?

      You reveal your ignorance of human physiology.

      • Raan

        Either that, or he’s really been getting into furry porn.

        • amrak63

          He does seem to dwell quite a lot on those gay “explosive full body orgasms”, doesn’t he?

          • Daniel

            How terrible a life it must be to have such explosive full body orgasms so often.

          • Raan

            Hey, it builds up when you’re not getting any.

          • Daniel

            This is why laundry duty is a punishment in monasteries.

          • amrak63

            For that phrase alone if nothing else, TLM’s, er, TRP’s newest post really deserves to make the next “Dear Shit Fer Brains” column.

          • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

            but no mention of the children this time?

          • willi0000000

            butt babbies? . . . please, not that again.

        • Permit-holder Ron

          Hey, even I’m not that into furry porn.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        Or, his innermost desires.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Even unicorns don’t produce gallons. Where would we keep it all?

        • Raan

          Hammerspace.

        • willi0000000

          do unicorns have humps? . . . you know, like joe camel.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            No. Them are camelcorns.

        • Permit-holder Ron

          In 7.6″ dia. testicles?

          • Kiri the Unicorn

            Is that how big they are? It’s difficult to measure myself accurately.

          • Permit-holder Ron

            I can’t believe you’ve not had volunteers.

          • Kiri the Unicorn

            Oh sure, you’d think a unicorn stallion would get all the action he could want, but it just ain’t so. Forget what the bible-thumping moralists say: homosexuality is NOT a slippery slope that leads to messing around with mythical equines!

      • Jesse

        He was watching a special on blue whales while typing and got his signals crossed. TLM is easily distracted.

    • Daniel

      …you realise “explosive full body orgasm” doesn’t make the thing that brings it about sound less appealing, right?

      And- gallons?

    • Bad Tom

      YES! And we revel in it.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      Do “patriotic” men, as they violently shred the Constitution and the freedoms enshrined therein, the very basis of our country, resulting in a full body orgasm of inanity, understand just how unpatriotic they are being? Unless that gay man is cumming in YOUR ass, shut the fuck up.

    • Ricky Gay

      It’s always projection. Gallons of projection.

    • Daniel

      What are they wearing?

    • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

      Oh, I am so disgusted by the thought of two men having sex! It’s so gross! When I think about it in great detail it makes my sick. I can’t stop thinking about gay male sex…even when I masturbate!

    • Daniel Hooper

      Do self-loving bigots,as they’re pathetically trying to penetrate the hole made by their fist, resulting in a minuscule orgasm culminating in picometers of hate infected seed onto their hand, realize how disgusting their thoughts are?

    • JustDon’tSayDignity

      Well. Sounds like someone needs a cigarette about now.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        And a towel.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Oh come on, I’ve never claimed to produce gallons. Be sensible, man.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        But I do have 2 quarts in mason jars.

        • yyyaz

          Like the kid caught fapping whose dad told him to “save that stuff until you’re married.”

          • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

            Gotta love the classics! Wasn’t that the Bette Midler?

          • yyyaz

            Heard it in Jr. High, so mebbe? She would have been about 22 then.

    • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

      TLM, you got a little something on your chin, there….
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bgjufAJDPQ&list=RD3bgjufAJDPQ

    • thixotropic jerk

      I find that very offensive Turgidy that you would assume it’s my husband I am penetrating violently we aren’t even engaged! But we’re aggressively fond of each other.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      Oh, TLM, you never fail to disappoint.

    • Jesse

      Look out everybody, techrightpatriot’s sportin’ a chub!

      I bet he’s off right now confirming how ‘disgusting’ gay sex is and punishing his turgid love muscle for its apparent interest…

      Violently and full-bodiedly!🍆

    • doktorzoom

      You really spend entirely too much time writing this porn for yourself. Bye!

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

    Just can’t wait to see a bunch of NAZIs swarm into the central hall of Grand Central Station and start singing, Do Re Me!

    • Raan

      No, singing “Springtime for Hitler”.

  • Ricky Gay

    Sieg Hide!!!

    • Daniel

      Lebensrun.

      • thixotropic jerk

        Lederhosebags

        • Raan

          And, for the rare Canadian Nazis, lederhoseheads.

          • Permit-holder Ron

            Now you’ve made dead Ernst Zündel sad.

    • President in Exile Firefly

      Waffle SS.

  • georgiaburning

    “pre-schismatic Christian roots”? They’re excluding Protestants? Catholics? Orthodox?

    • Edith Prickly

      The first generation of converted Jews?

    • Permit-holder Ron

      I’d guess ‘gnostic’ but that translates as ‘knowing,’ and, well…

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      For some reason, extremely stupid people vaguely recognize how stupid they are and try to sound smart by using lots of long words and fancy-sounding argle bargle, same as the sov cits. They really are just medieval peasants reciting superstitious chants.

  • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

    I might just change my screen name to, “A gay explosive full body orgasm”! What do y’all think?

    • Raan

      My answer is “go”, and my wager is “for it”.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Sounds messy.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        I don’t have a cum “rag” next to the bed. I use a fucking beach towel!

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          *nods* That’s why I take that sort of thing outside.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          Bath sheets work too, although they are not as fashionable. I read that on the innertubes.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      How about AGEFBO? It’s pronouncable (fuck spelling) also too.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        Thanks, but I hate when acronyms aren’t spelled out.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          I’m from the aerospace industry. Everything is an acronym. It’s not for everybody.

          • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

            Same with telecom. And IT. Now think about IT for telecom and welcome to my hell.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            One thing I learned in my field, never piss off the IT people. Be willing to gift them cigars, booze, grass or whatever it is that they like. Within reason, that is.

          • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

            In the field of mental health recovery, myself. It’s fucking ridiculous. IL Division of Mental Health even has a policy that all acronyms will be spelled out and defined. I think it’s arrogant to assume that the reader knows what the hell you are talking about.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            I find it somewhat amusing when I find out that most of the letters in a particular acronym stand for other acronyms.

            People who don’t keep a lot of “stack space” in their heads get irrevocably confused and have to go on disability sometimes.

            SHIT. I can’t think of an example at the moment. I hate being an oldz.

          • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

            Just yell SCUBA and you’ll be fine

          • Mehmeisterjr

            YINFETFS.

            (Yep, it’s not for everybody, that’s for sure.)

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            Yeah but I just lost a tooth trying to say that out loud. And my cigar went out, also too.

          • JustDon’tSayDignity

            When I was in that industry, we sometimes invoked the ‘UNA’ rule.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            The Use No Acronyms Rule?

          • Permit-holder Ron

            My favourite aerospace acronym was one found on drawings for parts, MIL-TDD-41. ‘Make It Like The Damned Drawing For Once.’

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            LOL! One contractor where I worked made “as-built” drawings which were changed to “as-recorded” drawings for obvious reasons. These drawings better reflected reality than the original drawings which were, for a large part, “marketing speak”.

    • JustDon’tSayDignity

      I had to scroll down a bit to figure WTF you were talking about. TLM’s back, huh?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      TLM might object. OTOH, fuck TLM. (Not in the way he so obviously and secretly wants to be fucked.)

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Nonetheless, you probably made TLM’s day.

    • President in Exile Firefly

      We would need to see pics before making up our minds.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        I would supply links but I don’t think it would be appropriate.

        • sarafina

          Excuses, excuses.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    Isn’t a secret online rally a chat room?

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Now, now, don’t go ruinin’ it for them.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        A chant room… to spice it up…

  • JDM

    Nazis gonna hide in sewers and empty warehouses? Sounds good to me.

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      No more Brooks Brothers’ Riots with tiki torches? That ended quickly.

      • Raan

        They all got fired. No more money for citronella oil.

      • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

        More like J.C. Penneys and Kohls Riots

    • Edith Prickly

      The rats may object to sharing their living space with Nazis.

  • Lurkette

    I have lost track of how many direct protests and counter protests and interfaith gatherings and family friendly protests are scheduled for SF and Berkeley this weekend. I will probably drop by the interfaith one at Civic Center on Saturday (no direct confrontation) but I don’t have a good feeling about any of this. Better to lobby.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      I would love to go to an anti-faith event.

      I guess I’ll go take a science class instead.

      • georgiaburning

        The eclipse viewing was Monday. Instead of running to temples and praying we stood around watching and taking pictures.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          What, you weren’t following the pivoting lead of Our Glorious President uniting us all by staring at the sun?

      • Mehmeisterjr

        An indifference to “faith” rally would do me fine.

      • Lurkette

        This is needed too!

      • Regret

        Every day you spend not thinking about god is an anti-faith event.

  • HorseChestnut

    So, they hate Marx and also capitalism, and they want to “defend the West” using the… Eastern Orthodox church. Sure, that makes sense, and it definitely doesn’t sound like a convoluted justification for boring old dumbass racism!

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Like Hillary doesn’t have moles operating undercover in all the white supremacist groups who tell her everything. Sheesh, a 5-yr-old knows that.

    It’s about time these morons figured out that “Free Speech” means other people are also Free to Speech too, and call them Nazi assholes in public and identify them and get them fired, or at least stop dating them. They should be glad they live in a country where we don’t force them to sew green frogs on all their clothes and live in a special ghetto and maybe have to heat their homes with “gas”. No, we don’t do that shit here, morons.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      Yes.
      We don’t.
      Because that would be wrong.

    • Claire

      In their heads, “free speech” is a freedom awarded to legitimate American citizens. Since the only legitimate American citizens in their worldview, or at least the only ones with the inherent right to speak their minds, are white conservative men, it follows that “free speech” really means “the right of white conservative men to say whatever asshole thing they want to say without any repercussions.”

      For real – we’re coming out of 200+ years of white men being able to say anything to anyone without repercussions, because no one had the power to challenge them. Now they’re finding out that everyone else has thought they were assholes all along, and many of them aren’t coping well.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Is that why I’ve had white male boss problems for the past 40 years? Is that why I had to change jobs 12 times, because I wouldn’t put up with that shit? Is that why the best boss I ever had was a Lesbian woman, and the second-best boss I ever had was a Gay man? I think the answer to all those questions is “Yes.” And all those years I thought it was ME. (No, I didn’t).

      • Lefty Wright

        Just like the religious right thinks religious freedom means the right to force their beliefs on everyone else. Which would be bad enough if they were following the teachings of Jesus. Instead, they are pushing some perverted version of the golden rule – I’ve got mine, screw everybody else. Even when they don’t have shit.

    • TakingAmes

      They do seem to think that free speech means we all have to listen to them. That’s… not how this works.

  • Jgb979

    Isn’t the whole point of the rally to express your opinion to the rest of the world?

    If your rally is just for people who are already in stormfront- isn’t that just masterbation?

    self- cucking even?

    • Gerald Parks

      Aka a circle jerk!

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        I’d consider it more of a jerk circle.

        • Gerald Parks

          AKA Circle of Jerks!

    • Regret

      I think he idea is to get on youtube. That seems to be the point of flashmobs, anyway.

  • “hopefully something involving them getting attacked by dragons.”

    Ok, you have +2 Flame Armor of Avalon…you need to roll a 6 or better.

  • Wow…apply a little bit of heat and they melt like…like…shoot, it’s on the tip of my tongue. Winter, white, cold, no two are alike. Shit! What’s the word I’m looking for??

  • Jeffery Campbell

    The Traditionalist Worker Party or TWERP.

  • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

    The lede picture – Schroedinger’s Nazis.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      ‘So unless the box is opened we don’t know if the Nazis are alive or dead, therefore they exist in an indeterminate state until the box is opened.’
      ‘DON’T OPEN THE BOX!’

      • handyhippie65

        how about we drop it in the mariana trench? then it wont matter whether they are alive of dead.

        • Just put it on the USS McCain. Accidents happen accidentally!

      • Christopher Story

        Yes, open the box. It’s the only way to make sure.

        • Regret

          Open and close and open and close ad nauseam.
          They have to die one of those times.

      • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

        “Never open the box!” Wrap it in twine, post it to Antarctica (postage due) with no return address.

  • Permit-holder Ron

    ‘Traditionalist Worker’s Party.’ Pretty fancy name for a bunch of fast-food-counter-workers.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Sounds like a bunch of commies to me.

  • TootsStansbury

    I’m envisioning sorry, spontaneous Nazi appearances. Goose step, ball change, seig heil, jazz hands!

    Fuck Nazis. Go get a hobby you mal-adjusted fucked up internet junkies. Go outside, look at birds.

    • SisterArtemis

      I’m envisioning a pythonesque enactment

    • TakingAmes

      “Don’t be stupid, be a smarty! Come and join the Nazi Party!”

  • pre-schismatic Christian roots.

    ERm….guys? if you are going pre-schismatic, you need to go with the ROME church, not the orthodox.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Gnostic Christian LIBELZ!!!!

  • kindness

    Good. If anybody deserves to exist in the closet its Nazis.

    • Pisto75666

      With the door barred AND locked.

    • Maybe

      It is certainly appropriate that they should hold their meeting where the sun don’t shine.

  • Cranky Man

    Maybe the overton window is as far right as it can go already? Once you start killing nice white lady types, your movement is looking pretty sad.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      “Hey, if it’s OK for the cops to kill unarmed white ladies, why can’t Nazis do it?”

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    “Underground bunker” … “parents’ basement”

    Not the same thing!

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      “Villain’s lair” sounds a lot sexier than “mom’s basement.”

      • Grumpy Twat

        Maybe they’re more Beowulf than Arthurian
        “The cave where Grendel and his mother hide from the world is symbolic of their lives as outcasts.” {Stolen direct from Cliff’s Notes.}

  • Tom Mears

    Traditionalist Workers Party sounds not so vaguely like communism. One would assume they are pro-union, pro-socialism, pro-Obamacare, etc.

    • Mathew G. Smith

      Well, I think it’s more of a national kind of socialism.

    • Walter Wellstone

      Actually it sounds a lot like the hodgepodge of political organizations that sprung up in Franco’s Spain; very weird fuckers, most rabidly ultra-Catholic.

      • Mike Steele

        You mean like Bannon’s Dominionists?

      • MCLepus

        “Eastern Orthodox” is in their list of “wants”

  • rick

    Flash mobs are so early 2000s. Sad.

    • Relativicus

      Right? They should do a “headphone party” type deal instead.

    • Maybe

      Their flash mobs are more likely to be early 1800s. Even sadder.

      • Grumpy Twat

        Earlier than that if they want to be Arthurian.

        Oh, FFS! They’re not going to go in search of the Holy Grail, are they?

        • Maybe

          As long as they go search for it somewhere far from here.

  • Maybe

    What bothers me most is what it is they intend to flash.

    • phoenix00

      BRAIN BLEACH ALERT!

      • Maybe

        Fortunately these guys tend to get their guns and their penises mixed up, so we have a 50/50 chance of avoiding anything that will make our eyes bleed.

        • phoenix00

          But there runs a strong chance we will see something else bleed?

          • Maybe

            Well, if they’re meeting in secret then they will only have each other as targets. You know–much like Trump and the Repub party.

  • Relativicus

    “The Traditionalist Worker’s Party is the political offshoot of the Traditionalist Youth Network…”

    I swear, it seems like only yesterday they were the Traditionalist Toddler Play-Group. Time sure does fly.

    • TakingAmes

      Those play group mommies were drinking something stronger than wine, I suspect.

  • jpopelish .

    This is going to turn out like the Python, Spanish Inquisition skit.

    • pixeloid

      Nobody expects the Traditionalist Worker’s Party!

      • Mark Dobrowolski

        It’s just a front cover for the People’s Front for Judea…or is it the Judean Peoples Front, I keep getting those guys confused lol

  • Suthrnboy

    So…back to normal then? Who cares about Hitler Youth rally circle jerks, as long as they stay private?

    Its their public display of perversion that makes us turn red….

    • The private shit is bad also as i believe robyn poinylts out. But…not much you can do about that

  • HogeyeGrex

    Arthurian culture

    Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

    • Walter Wellstone

      So this is how renaissance-festival geeks go medieval when they finally realize no sane woman will fuck them. Got it.

    • pixeloid

      Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

    • Goposaur

      Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

  • J M Mtz

    I really can’t believe were having this Nazis are bad discussion in 2017. We fought a World War to defeat Nazism and now we accept it on our streets?

    • ImaHippyBurning

      Newly Formed Hog Head Troll scared of, wait for it —- NAZI’s

      LMAO@LiveralLosers

  • Alex Grey

    Their is a German word I am looking for to describe them, now what is it? Oh yes, “schadenfreude.”

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    • Mark Lungo

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      • phoenix00

        They’re Russian. So AOT,K

    • CafeenMan

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  • Mike Wallace

    Say what you will about National Socialism but at least it’s an ethos?

    • Goposaur

      nah, fuck ’em. nazi ethos is founded on intimidation through violence – just the same as any other shitbird movement that offers the sun and the moon, yet delivers nothing but hate and destruction.

      they should be treated as a malignant cancer – wholly incompatible and utterly intolerable to society… the same as an unrepentant pedophile.

      • Mike Wallace

        It was a Big Lebowski reference…

        • Goposaur

          didn’t catch the reference, only on my 3rd cup of caffeine,

    • Sean Jungian

      I saw what you did there ;)

    • gratuitous

      And that ethos is “I’m tough as nails as long as my victims are trussed up like a Thanksgiving turkey, helpless and friendless. But it’s safe space time if they are in a position to fight back.”

      I’m looking forward to the You Tube videos the Nazis will undoubtedly post of themselves being all tough and stuff with nobody else around. Wow, you guys sure are the undisputed bosses of that back yard!

  • at least one White Nationalist group is planning on doing “flash mob” type demonstrations

    Next step: Actual mob violence.

    • CriticalDragon1177

      Like they haven’t already done that?

  • “Avalonian Identity” which Wikipedia describes as promoting “Arthurian culture”…
    Heh. If there was a real King Arthur, he was more than likely something called a Romano-British warlord. In other words, the culture he came from, promoted in Britain, and was, y’know, king of, was a mixture of Roman culture (from when they invaded Britain) and Celtic culture (from…the Celts being there). So Avalonian identity would have been diverse, multi-cultural. Also, too, Arthur’s principal enemies were the Saxons, invaders from tribal Germany. Long story short, these mayo-slurping yutzes would in fact be Arthur’s natural enemy.

  • Deborah Ujevich

    This article left me more confused than anything. Not by its noble author, no. But first, let me say that I’m an unrepentant socialist & this co-opting of the name really pisses me off. And I’m honestly too lazy to Google right now, but I thought that eastern orthodoxy was basically what the schism was ABOUT. Breaking from Rome & forming the religion which was for many years the domain of the tsars, with saint Cyril having a something something significance, hence the CYRILLIC alphabet used by ethnic groups ( Russians, Greeks, Serbs) who hew to this faith. I’m Croatian, VERY Roman Catholic nationality (not me personally, but whoo, it’s a thing with them) & we share a spoken but not written language with the orthodox Serbs. So, this is a mixed up group here, methinks. GOOD.

    • JohnBull

      I love talking about linguistics. Seems like nobody does it anymore.

      • Deborah Ujevich

        Assuming you’re talking about the socialist thing I noted? Yes, I talk to my kids about this stuff. I sometimes dismiss stupid complaints as “first world problems” and if you look at the history of that term, the only 2 first world countries were the U.S. & the USSR. 3rd world used to mean countries in whom either of them had ZERO strategic or economic interest. And who even ever talked of second world anything?

  • JohnBull

    Flash mob? Those things require coordination, style, smiles, and rhythm–none of which is associated with the alt-right. Russian OMON troops will be more likely to perform a flash mob before these gross Chik-fil-A’ers ever will.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      White supremacists doing flash mobs is like the Lawrence Welk Orchestra performing “Bohemian Rhapsody”.

  • NotConvinced

    Maybe the Nazis should ask the KKK if they could use their Klavern for secret meeting?

  • Cornelius Fussbudget

    According to this article, no one was signing up for the ACTFA rallys. Probably because of the “not wanting to show your face” thing you mentioned. And yeah, two Nazis waving swastikas around on the street by themselves sounds pretty stupid. As Ms. Fey reminded us, you know what a transvestite still is? A six foot five black dude.

    Baton Rouge, Louisiana – 2 people going
    Boston – 8 people going
    Cape Cod – 8 people going
    Mays Landing, New Jersey – 7 people going
    Sebring, Florida – 2 people going
    Washington, DC – 3 people going

    http://gizmodo.com/pro-trump-rallies-in-36-states-canceled-will-be-held-a-1798299229

  • Mr. White

    I love this oh so much. The Nazi asshats come out of the woodwork, believing that Trump’s election is an endorsement of their cause. The Boston event squashed that thought emphatically. Makes my heart happy.

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