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Oh look, he’s dressed up here. Is this acceptable, Daily Caller?

Wonkette Fashion Day continues! Earlier we had Trump Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin’s wife Louise Linton catching hell for Marie Antoinette-ing all over America on the taxpayer dime, hashtagging her Valentino and whatnot. Now we turn to noted fashion rag The Daily Caller, founded by obvious Anna Wintour protégé Tucker Carlson, for it has thoughts about how Barron Trump, the young son of Donald and Melania Trump, needs to stop wearing shorts and t-shirts like a common 11-year-old, and always appear in public wearing a tuxedo, we guess. Wonkette’s thesis is oh fuck off, Daily Caller, Barron can wear what he wants.

The writer’s name is Ford Springer, and judging from his Twitter, he is one of those overgrown University of Alabama dickweasel grads who probably screams “ROLL TIIIIIDE!” constantly, even though it’s a known fact that Alabama sucks. His fraternity likely required him to wear a suit sometimes, so why does Barron get to dress like a kid? Unfair! Ford Springer is feeling oppressed!

Barron was returning to the White House from New Jersey on Sunday and while the president and first lady traveled in their Sunday best, young Barron looked like he was hopping on Air Force One for a trip to the movie theater.

Here is what old Ford is going full Melissa Rivers about:

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He looks like … a little kid? He’s wearing a t-shirt that’s tucked in and nice khaki shorts. Is Barron Trump supposed to be dressed like it’s Easter fucking Sunday? We bet Ford Springer got a serious case of the vapors when he gazed upon young Barron in improper eclipse-viewing attire Monday!

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First of all, here at Wonkette, we believe firmly that you shouldn’t go after the kids. We didn’t like it when they (and by “they” we mean The Daily Caller) went after the Obama kids, and we didn’t like it when folks went after Jenna and Barbara Bush. We are bi-partisan like that! (It is, of course, perfectly acceptable to go after the grown Trump children, as long as you focus on Don Jr., Eric, and Ivanka, who are all cordially invited to go fuck themselves. We are also already on the record about Ivanka being bad at fashion.)

But we also have a bone to pick with our new pal Ford Springer’s logic in criticizing Barron Trump’s totally normal clothes:

Donald Trump and Melania always depart the White House looking their best. The president wore a fine tailored suit and Melania wore an elegant dress just as jaw-dropping as the last. […]

His dad is always looking dapper and his mom has become a worldwide fashion icon since becoming first lady.

FACTCHECK: Everything about this is horseshit. Donald Trump never, NOT EVER, looks “dapper.” His suits are not “fine tailored,” they are very poorly tailored, if they’re not directly off the rack. They’re several sizes too big, and the ass region looks like it’s roomy enough for a colostomy bag. The motherfucker TAPES HIS TIES, which are far too long 100% of the time.

Know who actually looks “dapper” in those pictures? Barron Trump, who is wearing age-appropriate kid clothes that are nice!

Melania rocks some great dresses, to be sure, but in order for an American first lady to be considered a “worldwide fashion icon,” it’s helpful when the entire world doesn’t despise her husband. Michelle Obama was a “worldwide fashion icon.” We imagine that “worldwide” sees Melania Trump and thinks, “That’s a snazzy dress. Too bad it’s standing next to that towering pile of orange shit.”

The point is that Ford Springer has written a bad fashion article and will never get hired at Vogue at this point, probably. Moreover, he needs to fuck off about Barron Trump, A CHILD, who also happens to be the only person in that entire White House who isn’t completely detestable.

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  • Treg Brown
    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Oh hell yes.

    • Who knew that common presidents could get suits that are tailored correctly, I didn’t think that was in the budget!

    • jesterpunk

      HE IS WEARING A TAN SUIT !!!!!!OMG ELEVENTY!!!!111!!!!!

      • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

        IN PEACH!

      • Hardly Ideal

        I’m still bummed he didn’t go with a darker shade, just so I could joke about the Audacity of Taupe.

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    • Tiffany de Houston

      That Obummer sure is a handsome sumbitch.

    • Bananas Foster

      Would do.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Would do again.*

        *if only

      • Jeffery Campbell

        In a freakin’ heartbeat!

    • Truly Madly Derply

      Definition of HAWT also, too.

  • janecita

    I want one of those “On your mark Tiger Shark,” shirts for myself. He looked like a normal kid, Melania on the other hand looks like a fucking idiot, wearing stilettos all the fucking time.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    Barron could rock that look as a model for any of a half dozen clothiers at the upscale mall.

    • janecita

      He needs better posture, his mother should get on that pronto.

      • Thiazin Red

        He is a tween boy, there is a limit to what you can do about posture.

        • janecita

          I don’t know about that, I’m always telling my kids to walk, stand straight, they have gotten a lot better.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Pfft. Models who stand up straight only get catalog work. You want runway, you need to slouch and pout.

        • Thiazin Red

          That shit has infested commercial stuff too.

          It drives me insane when I’m trying to buy a dress. I’m not going to constantly be in a hunched over artsy pose. I need to see what the damn thing looks like when the person wearing it stands like a human.

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            Well, I can guarantee that it looks better on anyone who isn’t me. I am continually amazed at what fresh horrors my body can inflict on an innocent dress.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Seriously, just leave the damn kids alone. They didn’t run for office- they got dragged along for the ride. It doesn’t matter whether their parents are republicans or democrats, they should be off limits. Sheesh, don’t make me stick up for Barron…

    • janecita

      I know, I’m perfectly content ignoring the kid.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    Even if you put Dolt 45 in a nice suit, it would always look like it had been draped over a boulder to dry.

  • Ricky Gay

    Ford Springer: Worst sports car ever! Nearly tanked the brand!

    • Oneofthebobs

      Outsold by the Edsel.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      I like classic American cars, like the Dodge Scrotum.

      • LesBontemps

        What’s your take on the ’86 Nissan Testes?

        • wide_stance_hubby

          I give it lip service.

        • Jeffery Campbell

          I thought Elon Musk made the Testes.

          • LesBontemps

            Pretty sure it’s the other way ’round.

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        Their answer to the Ford ‘Toris, wasn’t it?

  • x111e7thst

    Donald Trump always looks like he is coming apart at the seams. I wonder how he manages that

    • Thiazin Red

      Its another thing that factors into why the real money would never accept him. Real money gets their clothing properly tailored.

      • jesterpunk

        Trump owns the company that makes his suits and ties and still cant get one that fits right and looks good.

        • pstockholm

          … and that’s why he can’t …
          fify

      • Ricky Gay

        He probably stiffs them.

      • x111e7thst

        If not on Savile Row then in Hong Kong, and if not there then at least by Hadong Silk in Hanoi

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I am actually also really good at this, but I’m not sure how I manage it.

    • cmd resistor

      I have been known to mend a hem or two with scotch tape. But I am not a public figure and it doesn’t show.

  • MynameisBlarney

    OMG! A teen wearing a t-shirt and shorts!?!

    The Horror…the horror.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      He should have worn a flag pin on his t-shirt, at least.

      • Permit-holder Ron

        Which flag?

  • memzilla Ω

    To be fair, “Ford Springer” would be an excellent name for a gymkhana horse, you neighsayers.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      I used to drive a Ford Springer

      • Oneofthebobs

        Gutless, wasn’t it?

    • “Ford Springer” would be unsafe for any steed.

    • Marion in Savannah

      That comment may be a bit tough. Maybe rein it in next time.

      • Permit-holder Ron

        Yes, you don’t want to be saddled with those sorts of puns.

    • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

      Hay! No trotting out the bad puns!

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        They go a bit too far trying to stirrup the pot….

      • SpideySenser

        We cantor else!

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Ah, memzilla, always bucking the trend.

  • Yeah, if he turns out to be a giant asshole adult when he turns 18, then he’s fair game, but for now, the poor kid’s got enough problems. Jesus, I can’t imagine being a part of that family, let alone having millions of people scrutinizing your awkward pre-teen and early teen years online for entertainment.

    • jesterpunk

      Just ask Chelsea Clinton about that.

      • You should ice that burn

        Irony impaired GOP spokesholes have recently taken to exclaiming that president’s kids are off limits..lol

        • jesterpunk

          They also at the same time attack Chelsea for saying the same thing.

      • SpideySenser

        And Amy Carter.

        • Jeffery Campbell

          We’re really been at it since Alice Roosevelt. This is not new.

  • Randy Riddle

    I blame the corrupt leaders of Banana Republic.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      When does Donnie Two Scoops order the 82nd Airborne to invade?

  • Thiazin Red

    If hes 11 and already that tall, hes going to be a damn giant.

    • jowgajen

      His dad is quite large.

      • Bananas Foster

        Assumes facts not in evidence.

    • janecita

      And way better looking than his inbred looking bothers.

      • Thiazin Red

        Yeah, kid lucked out with getting his mother’s face genes.

        • LesBontemps

          Now I’m wondering about her “jeans face.”

        • Ill-Advised

          I’ve been wondering about why her face makes me wince. I’ve seen eyes like that on kids with FAS.

    • Raan

      If he ends up with full control over his limbs (I’ve heard that can be a problem sometimes for tall kids), he might have a basketball scholarship to Columbia or one of the Ivies in his future.

  • Royal Ugly Dude

    Ford Spinger is not a hoopy frood.

  • empf

    What an idiot. I’m glad the kid looks normal.

  • Michael Smith

    This is horse shit! Shark t-shirts are awesome, and we all know it. That was like the last thing all Americans could agree on! Damn it!

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      This was true until Michael Phelps LIED to us.

  • LesBontemps

    We imagine that “worldwide” sees Melania Trump and thinks, “That’s a snazzy dress. Too bad it’s standing next to that towering pile of orange shit.”

    To the extent “worldwide” encompasses my head and its immediate environs, that is an exact quote.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    He’s tall for an 11 year old. As for Melania, that dress is ugly, and she lost the chance to be a fashion icon forever when she showed up in this monstrosity.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/12df342744b4552579595cd363ac9fe08922bf07fa844d6798a56bc3749ac64b.jpg

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Paint this jacket in glue and then roll it around Michael’s dumpster. Perfect!

    • LesBontemps

      I beg to differ; the dress in the family travel photo is a fetching frock; this coat, however, is some kind of craft-room nightmare.

      • Lamb Urgini

        50 thousand dollar craft-room nightmare

      • cmd resistor

        The family photo dress is better because it looks at least somewhat comfortable. Not my color preferences. I don’t love this, for sure.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Wasn’t that the actual backdrop to Beyonce’s maternity shoot?

    • laughingnome

      She wearing funereal attire.

    • Incoming Ham

      Camouflage for the Rose Parade.

  • The kid’s already going to have trouble being normal when he grows up without insisting he always dress like he’s going to a job interview.

    • therblig

      unless he’s totally isolated from all popular culture, there’s no way he can’t see the utter contempt in which his parents (but mostly trumpy) are held. even if trumpy isn’t a total asshole around the kid (which sadly, i doubt), he’s got to be going through hell. and if he is totally isolated – no tv, no internet – he’s got to be miserable. when you run for president, your kids’ well being has to be taken into consideration. i’m sure the obamas did it. i’m equally sure trumpy didn’t give a fuck.

    • cmd resistor

      I would guess he had to/will have to wear uniforms to school, all the more reason to be allowed some casual.

  • JParkerSD46

    And we’re all thinking, how would the wingnut world react had the NY Times, WaPo, LA Times or any other “liberal” media fashion critic said the same thing? Daily Caller and all their types would release the rage monkeys and heads would explode.

    • cmd resistor

      Comments I read somewhere about this said the RWNJ’s are saying it was libtards and dems who criticized Barron because meanies.

  • Lamb Urgini
    • elviouslyqueer

      WERK DEM HEELS, BITCH.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Evan, you’re a nicer person than I am for not going after Melania’s utterly tacky dress. White, beige, and green-yellow–together at last?

    https://7321-presscdn-0-57-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/giphy7.gif

  • Justin Trudeau should gift Barron some awesome socks

    ETA: if the NAFTA renegotiation goes well

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    How many 11-year-old fashion plates do you know who aren’t also a walking bundle of neuroses?

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Oh a “junior” gay like I was!!

  • elviouslyqueer

    POINT OF ORDER. The dress Melanoma is wearing in the first pic looks like a dirndl set atop a satin pile of vomit.

    • Excellent call.

    • Vomit libelz.

    • janecita

      Her dresses never fit her right.

      • Her dresses fit better than everything he wears

        • janecita

          What are talking about? He is such a “dapper” dresser!

        • mancityRed6

          that’s not setting the bar very high.

        • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

          Flood victims have stuff that fits better than what he wears.

        • jesterpunk

          I have seen homeless people on the street corner with clothes that fit better then what Trump wears.

        • cmd resistor

          They never look very comfortable, though.

      • elviouslyqueer

        Well, to be fair, she’s got a figure like an anorexic broomstick.

        • mancityRed6

          something, something…silicone

      • Jeffery Campbell

        Actually, they seem to fit very well. I don’t always care for them, because I find them too stylish, but they are always “on trend” as the folks who speak Garmento say (I’m married to one).

        However, it is of no consequence what any of them wear. We got bigger fish to fry, people.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      The waist is odd on that thing.

    • cmd resistor

      I read somewhere that it sold out within a day of her wearing it. I don’t know how many there were. Hers supposedly cost more than $2000. I don’t know how that works, like if there are cheaper versions, or if 10 expensive ones sold, which doesn’t seem like a big deal. I don’t like it either.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    What am I missing here? Is Barron just better than I ever was at rebelling against my parents?

    I hope so for Barron’s sake. JFC…

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      He looks smarter than both of his parents and all of his siblings put together. Maybe it’s just an 11 year old kid thing.

  • Mr. Blobfish
  • mancityRed6

    “a t-shirt that’s tucked in”
    no. no, no, no, no, no. not ever. or ever.
    good lord, take him away from his “dad” before he starts with the ties.

  • gallbladder

    So, an eleven year-old by dressing like an eleven year-old boy: bad. But a 71 year-old president acting like an eleven year-old boy: good. Got it.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    Maybe Louise Linton could give him a makeover. Children really appreciate couture. It helps them truly enjoy being kids. #hermesscarf #pullittogetherBarron #kidscouture

  • stankbait

    Tucker Carlson, the Jonah Ryan of MSNBC culls!
    Daily Caller is The Septic Tank Gazette of this nation!

  • La forza del resistino

    Wasn’t a Ford Springer a rear end suspension innovation introduced with the ’27 Model A?

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    You know who else Daily Caller is invited to STFU about?

    • AoT, K?

    • Hillary Clinton?

    • TJ Barke

      Everything?

    • Raan

      Every thing, every where, every one, every when, every why, every how that as ever existed, ever will exist, never existed, and never will exist?

      • Permit-holder Ron

        Is that all?

  • elviouslyqueer

    Let us also not forgot the Little Golden Book of Frumpy and Fugly right here:

    http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/170510134949-whpb-sarah-sanders-5-10-exlarge-169.jpg

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Oh, man, I kind of liked that shirt. Needed a blazer and a subtle updo, of course, but I didn’t think the shirt was bad.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        I don’t know what she has against jackets. Don’t women wear them to work any more?

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          Yeah, it’s hard to get a blazer that fits a big girl well. She could afford it, of course, but it’s definitely something that involves alterations in some way.

          • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

            She could have them made. Talbots’s does them, too. As awful as Kellyanne is, she at least has a style. I didn’t say it was good style but it’s unique.
            Oh well, they’ve made it clear they only represent Idiot America, so maybe it’s ok that they dress like idiots.

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            Yeah, she could have them made. That’s even pricier. But hey, that’s the problem with being a stupid homophobe. You don’t have any gay friends to take you aside and say, “Honey, we need to work on this look.”

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            My thoughts exactly. Not having gay friends is it’s own punishment. (her loss.)

    • Dutchman

      That’s the ONE thing that The Mooch was spot on about. With just the least amount of help from wardrobe and a hair and makeup stylist she could be very professional and perhaps even attractive. Not much could be done for the crazy eyes but that a topic for another day.

    • Incoming Ham

      The borders on that dress look like googely eyes.

  • Bananas Foster

    Dude, I think the White House personal staff probably rocks their uniforms.

    Interesting, we never see pictures of the people who vacuum at the White House.

    (I’m sure for personal security reasons. Also, too, there’s no way those people earn enough.)

  • dslindc
  • Indiepalin

    And why isn’t he staring into the sun like daddy?

    • ManchuCandidate

      Because he’s not a dipshit like daddy.

      • Raan

        Either that, or he’s smart enough to realize when his dad’s trying to use him as a prop, and wants no part of it.

    • jesterpunk

      Because unlike his dumbass dad he can read and learn things?

  • Indiepalin

    Barron should be dressed in a polo shirt and khaki p[ants, carrying a tiki torch.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    I feel a repost of this story is applicable here: If Trump Can’t Act Like a President, He Could at Least Dress Like One

  • Righteous Action Jack

    About to get back to reading this, but my wife twisted my arm to type this for her.

    “Evan, you’re wrong, wrong, wrong! Alabama does NOT suck! What is a known fact is that AUBURN sucks!”

    I am sorry about this, she insisted. Going back to the article now.

    • arglebargle

      Why not both?

      • Righteous Action Jack

        Because I have to live with her. I really don’t care one way or the other. Football is not even in the neighborhood of “my thing”.

    • elviouslyqueer

      To be clear, they both suck.

      /LSU fan

      • Righteous Action Jack

        She says LSU sucks worse than Vandy.

        • elviouslyqueer

          Yup, she’s a true Bama fan after all. LOL.

          • Righteous Action Jack

            Which is strange considering she’s from Red Bank, NJ. She went to U of A and it just rubbed off on her.

        • mailman27

          Hustlin’ round Atlanta in their alligator shoes
          Gettin’ drunk in the weekends at their barbecues

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      If it’s any consolation, he probably wasn’t referring to the University. He was referring to the whole state.

      • Righteous Action Jack

        Well, we all agree on that much.

      • cmd resistor

        Except the Tide rolling is a university thing.

    • Raan

      Early Cuyler agrees.

      https://youtu.be/5m6Sw26gUQo

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Dude, the kid is wearing a belt with his shorts. He’s better dressed than 99% of American children.

    • Righteous Action Jack

      Yep! My mom pounded that into me as well. If it has belt loops, I wear a belt, even still,

      • cmd resistor

        That was the serious public school dress code down here when my kid was going through it.

        • Righteous Action Jack

          That was the daily dress code in my house. It’s nice to wear a belt, makes lot of sense as well, considering how much your stomach expands and contracts in the course of a day. I’d be lost without an easy way to adjust the waist.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I’m pretty sure that my own children left for the park with their nanny today dressed in their pajamas with sweaters and feather boas added for flair.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Hey, I’ll start dressing my toddler better when he moves on from thinking dirt is the greatest thing in the world.

      I mean, the last time I dressed him in something cute/nice, it didn’t make it through half an afternoon before it came back covered in some unidentified white paste.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Oh, totally. If it was legal and I wasn’t worried about his VEGAN BUTTHOLE, I’d probably have my child just run around naked until he can gain an appreciation for eating like a human being, as opposed to the ravenous-beast style scarfing that he is so fond of.

  • Manders

    Melania’s taste is mostly fine, but boring. She’s beautiful, but she rarely takes any risks. To be an icon, people have to find your choices interesting. That jacket with the giant flowers is the only risk I’ve seen her take.

    /fashion rant

    • cmd resistor

      That’s why I loved Michelle Obama’s choices. Even if I didn’t love a particular outfit, they were always interesting, and most I loved. And I don’t really recall paying much, if any, attention to First Lady clothes before her.

      • kaydenpat

        I imagine that Trump wouldn’t allow Melania much freedom to dress as she’d like given how controlling and sexist he appears to be.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        That is because most of them were boring mature woman clothing.

    • Incoming Ham

      That jacket looked like camouflage.

  • timpundit

    Yes, the kid should be cleaned up and dressed like that dapper Mr Bannon always is.

    • kaydenpat

      And Lovely Limbaugh is.

  • Crystalclear12

    Barron has more important things to worry about.

    Mostly his father.

  • whitroth

    You missed one: when druggie Rush Limberger went after 14-yr-old Chelsea.

    And Fucker Carlson, formerly known as Bow-tie Boy, should print this?

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      John McCain went after Chelsea. But thank god we didn’t really have the internetz back then.

      • kaydenpat

        Mavericky John McCain? Really? That’s sad to hear. I’ve never really liked him but that really is a lowdown thing to do.

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          Yup. It was awful.

    • kaydenpat

      Formerly known? Doesn’t he wear bowties now?

  • jesterpunk

    OT Trump is imposing new sanctions on Russia and China because of North Korea. Also since when does anyone ask the Treasury Secretary about foreign policy? Isnt that Rexconn’s job?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/22/world/asia/us-imposes-sanctions-on-china-and-russia-over-north-koreas-nuclear-program.html

    The Trump administration announced new sanctions against China and Russia on Tuesday as part of its campaign to pressure North Korea to stop its development of nuclear weapons and missiles.

    The new sanctions affect six individuals and 10 organizations with financial ties to Pyongyang’s weapons program. Tension between the United States and North Korea has escalated over North Korea’s recent missile tests.

    “It is unacceptable for individuals and companies in China, Russia, and elsewhere to enable North Korea to generate income used to develop weapons of mass destruction and destabilize the region,” Steven Mnuchin, the Treasury secretary, said in a statement on Tuesday.

    https://media.tenor.com/images/7a940ba7f131f51a0b80dabc0fdb2774/tenor.gif

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Well, technically he’s putting sanctions on people and organizations, not countries. Which I actually don’t really disagree with, tbh.

      • Raan

        And since it’s targeting their finances, I think that is part of Treasury, isn’t it?

      • jesterpunk

        But why are they asking the Treasury Secretary about anything related to foreign policy or sanctions? That is the Secretary of States job to handle those things.

        • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

          Rex was taking a nap, duh.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      “It is unacceptable for individuals and companies in China, Russia, and elsewhere to enable North Korea to generate income used to develop weapons of mass destruction and destabilize the region,” Steven Mnuchin, the Treasury secretary, said in a statement on Tuesday.

      He continued, “There are plenty of American companies who should be allowed to develop and sell weapons to North Korea first.”

      • jesterpunk

        Pretty much.

    • PubOption

      Is Pyongyang the noise made by a Ford Springer?

      • jesterpunk

        It might be.

    • Incoming Ham

      It’s easy when you get your Secretaries mixed up. Treasury, State, Education. Just get me whoever answers their phone.

  • Permit-holder Ron

    The ‘president’ does too wear finely tailored suits. They’re just finely tailored for someone else. An eastern lowland gorilla, perhaps.

  • cmd resistor

    I remember they made Barron wear a tie and I think a jacket at the Easter Egg Roll, where many of the attendee kids were dressed for fun and games and I felt sorry for him. In my many efforts to think of anything nice about Trump, I suppose one could be that he allows Barron to look normal now and again (although I would imagine it is Melania’s doing.) (There is that story of him smacking little Don when he picked him up at college for a baseball game and he was not wearing a tie.) And I agree, Melania is no fashion icon. Who is this jerk?

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      I do feel for Barron a lot: he seems like he’s forced to almost perpetually wear suits and be in places where other kids aren’t. Remember being forced by Mom to take family photos in your best clothes/going to adult receptions and how much that sucked? That is Barron’s life.

      • mailman27

        Growing Up Trump.

  • laughingnome

    Isn’t a ford springer a breed of dog?

    • TJ Barke

      Only if it was conceived in one.

      • mailman27

        Or could jump over a car?

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Barron dresses much better than the kids in my neighborhood, who all seem to be permanently glued to their 20″ bicycles. When did full size bicycles go out of style with the pre-teen crowd? I couldn’t WAIT to get a grown-up size bicycle when I was their age, and I got one when I was 10 and tall enough to reach the pedals, just, and you couldn’t have paid me a million dollars to ride one of those twerpy little baby bicycles after that.

    • h4rr4r

      This happened because of the “adults” with manbuns and ironic beards riding tiny fixie bikes.

      • mailman27

        Someone needs to invent a circle/slash “no manbun” emblem. Because there is no excuse.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • gallbladder

      Too bad Drumpf himself is not so openly sensitive to his son’s needs.

    • jesterpunk

      The stupid it burns, there are comments saying the left is terrible for attacking Barron when the daily caller is a right wing rag.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Chelsea Clinton offering up a masterclass on throwing shade, yo.

    • Incoming Ham

      Have either Mel or Id commented on this – i.e. “leave the kid out of it?”

  • We should treat the kid with respect. He might be president of Slovenia someday, after Melon moves back once her ex-husband goes to the slammer.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I given Melon credit for more taste than that. Not much more but more taste than that.

  • arglebargle
    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      That’s a classic Mitch McConnell weak chin. They’re probably cousins going back.

      • laughingnome

        Probably cousins going at it.

    • Raan

      DO NOT ACCEPT CHECKS FROM THIS MAN

      • gallbladder

        I can’t stop laughing.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Nice waddles.

    • h4rr4r

      Get a razor you idiot.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Aw, it’s so cute that he’s taking advantage of his recent entry into puberty to grow some peach fuzz on his chin. Or maybe that’s mold.

      • kaydenpat

        Mold.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Mold LIBELZZZZ!!1!,1!,1!!,11,m1!!,1

          • Alienist

            Pardon my ignorance about this, but what is the significance of the exclamation points and 1s after your sentence? (The commas and single ‘m’ is also new to me).

          • Mehmeisterjr

            It’s an old, established joke around here. Wingnuts would reply to criticism by screaming LIBELS, whilst and the same time misspelling the word LIBELS and following it by exclamation points interspersed with other random drunken characters. I actually never did an “m” before but when it appeared I just left it.

          • Persistent Demme

            The “ones” interspersed with the “exclamation point” denote sarcasm.
            It’s as if you didn’t hit “shift” on your keyboard.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Presenting Mr. Doughy H. McTaterface, Esq.

    • TheGrandWazoo2

      Dressed for successpool.

      • Permit-holder Ron

        <golf clap>

    • suziq

      And who wouldn’t take fashion advice from that man?

    • elviouslyqueer

      Literally the first thing that came up when I googled “Backpfeifengesicht.”

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        Actually googled. 2-way fight between Martin Skreksis and Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz appears to be winning.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      Who wore it best?

      Shaggy, from Scooby Doo
      One Single Testicle

      • elviouslyqueer

        One Single Undescended Testicle.

        /FTFY

    • Fartknocker

      Ford Springer is 6 degrees left of Duggar.

    • hanadora444

      Alfred E. Newman’s less likeable older brother?

    • spangled

      you’re telling me this is a separate person from tucker carlson?

      and this isn’t his twin brother fucker carlson?

    • kaydenpat

      Fashionably tasteless.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      He seems awfully young to have those nascent droopy dawg jowls already, no?

      • Mehmeisterjr

        But the S.E.G. is timeless.

    • New theory: It is not small dick syndrome that makes these guys so angry. It is weak chin syndrome.

  • Righteous Action Jack

    Okay, back.

    Leave the kid alone, you idiotic Daily Caller assholes! I liked his shirt, granted, not as much as I LOVED that Mr. Meseeks shirt he wore awhile back, but I am biased as I have Mr. Meseeks shirt to call my own.

    Leave the kids out of this. Even in ideal situations, being the kid of a famous person is its own, special kind of hell. Show some decency and try like hell not to pile on to the already heavy-ass load.

  • Disappointed in all of you, missing the greatest fashion song:

    https://youtu.be/Vw9LOrHU8JI

  • altleftjohn
  • Verena Block

    I must be missing something. This is the same Tucker Carlson on Fox News? Who thinks Trump looking at the sun makes him the awesome-est president ever? Why is his rag picking on Trump’s kid?

    • kareemachan

      Cuz he’s a Faux Noise idiot.

    • So they can claim to be balanced.

  • JD Mulvey
    • elviouslyqueer

      Great. Now I’ll never get the smell of douche out of my laptop.

    • OutOfOrbit

      is it any wonder why She Who Must Be Obeyed HATES bow ties?

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      I don’t think I ever noticed before, but is he wearing a rug? Because move that hair back to what his actual hairline is and he looks like a cut-rate Matthew Perry.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Mother fucker looks like he’s been chasin’ parked cars.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Rug for sure. Cheap, ill-matched rug at that.

        Not the worst I’ve seen, though. True story: I saw a guy wearing a toupée that did not extend all the way over his bald spot. There was about a quarter inch edge of skin between the rug and the side hair.

        The weirdest thing I ever saw or ever will see unless photographs if Steve Bannon blowing himself surface.

    • kaydenpat

      The douchiness is strong with this one. That smirk says so much about him.

      • It’s not a smirk. It’s ASL (American Sign Language) for “smash a grapefruit in my face.”

    • alpacapunchbowl

      What is it with RWNJs and bowties? My RWNJ uncle used to wear them all the time even though I would tease him about looking like he was the all-time worst attempt to go undercover investigating the Nation of Islam.
      Hell, maybe he still wears them. I don’t get invited to Christmas at his house anymore. SAD!

    • theblackdog

      That expression screams “PUNCH ME IN THE FACE! (with votes)”

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    As I stated earlier, the apoplectic seizures that the right would have had if a liberal had written these words…well, you know.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    I’m already tired of the “leave Barron alooooone” squealing. Not because of Barron. He’s a kid. I don’t care what he wears, does, or says. Rather, the entire “politicians kids are off-limits” thing gets on my nerves because of the politicians themselves. They are always more than happy to comment on how other people’s kids — especially the poor ones — are dressed or raised or fed.

    I have no doubt that if I took the time to look, Donald Trump commented on what Trayvon Martin was wearing the night he was killed. He was a kid. I didn’t tell any of these assholes to expose their kids to the public. Once again, none of them was fucking drafted. They chose to run for office. They are perfectly happy to hide behind their families when need be and criticize other peoples’ families when it’s politically expedient. So fuck ’em. I personally have nothing to say about Barron Trump, but I really don’t give a solitary fuck if someone else does.

    Tucker Carlson, as always, can go fuck himself.

    • OutOfOrbit

      i am with you Unc’

    • kaydenpat

      Barron should be left alone but the three douche older kids who are actually inserting themselves into politics deserve all the scorn they get.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      No argument with Tucker Carlson fucking himself. But this particular article was penned by a Tucker Carlson wannabe named Ford Springer. Who can and should also go fuck himself.

    • Leave the kids alone because we don’t wanna be hypocritical douchenozzles when they do comment on what the poor kids be wearing.
      Sorta works for me, Uncle.

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        Sort of. I’m not gonna take shots at the kid because it’s an asshole thing to do. I’m just tired of the whiny double-standard.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    Anybody under the age 23 who makes a point of always wearing a full business suit EVERYWHERE is probably an ass-douche-in-training (or has dog-awful parents). I consider this kid normal.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Think Michael J. Fox as Alex.

  • It doesn’t matter what Barron wears.

    It’s not going to fix his Father, Chelsea Clinton.
    http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/arizona-man-claims-fathered-54-children-family-members-article-1.1438703

    Whoa dude

    • 3 geriatric brothers (78, 79, 82) were just arrested in Seattle for having the worst kind of child porn in their house – “floor to ceiling.”
      They lived together for 50 years, never married, no kids. Just lots and LOTS of rags and lotion. Fucking deviants.

  • Jeffery Campbell
    • kareemachan

      Eww.

    • kaydenpat

      Some people just shouldn’t talk about how other people look. Truly.

    • elviouslyqueer

      If one is a “journalist” at the Daily Caller, perhaps one’s LinkedIn profile shouldn’t have a dangling “Educate” at the end of the “Previous” field.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        By the way, his Sports Illustrated rip-off made the following controversial point: An outrageously gorgeous Aussie fashion model looks great when photographed at great expense by top-notch photographers. Don’t believe me? Just look at a couple of pix I stole from SI’s site.

        That’s it. This is literally all it is.

        I predict a great future for this douchebag in the growing field of pathetic failuring.

    • Catstro

      Oh a Tarheel. I look forward to his article/participation in a torchwielding mob in defense of Silent Sam.

      Edit: not all Tarheels! Just the ones that work for The Daily Caller, mostly

    • Mehmeisterjr

      He gives Tucker Carlson a run for his money when it comes to backpfeifengesicht. The ‘prentice may already have surpassed the master.

    • lroom

      What. A. Dork.

    • previous…educate?
      Where is educate?

  • spangled

    much better dressed than I was at that age – his hair is combed and he’s not even wearing 50 glittery butterfly clips

  • Jgb979

    Odds my T-SHIRT would be tucked into my shorts at that age: about 12%

    At least he’s wearing clothes that fit his body, and not the shapeless potato sacks to fit his dads gelatenous monstrosity of a body

  • kaydenpat

    “His dad is always looking dapper and his mom has become a worldwide fashion icon since becoming first lady.”

    Who? I haven’t seen these wonderful people. The current WH occupants are neither dapper nor worldwide fashion icons.

    • cmd resistor

      Obama could pull off “dapper.”

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Oh, yes!

      • kaydenpat

        And so much more. He had so much charisma and swag.

        • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

          *sobbing* THE TAN SUIT *sobs inconsolably*

          • kaydenpat

            That was a COOL tan suit.

      • Weird Fishes

        Sure, but thanks to Soros, who couldn’t?

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      Well, their m.o. is to take credit for everything Obama and Michelle did, so it makes sense.

    • gallbladder

      If what one means by “dapper” is a 4ft. blade.

  • Jeffery Campbell

    Let me offer a big fat “who cares” about how any of the Trumps dress. This is not our problem. This is not our problem. This. Is. Not. Our. Problem.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Mr. Springer’s rather, ahem, thin, writing resume, seems to consist of a couple of articles for something called The Smoker. One is a gossipy meow directed at Johnny Depp and one is an excuse to grab a couple of pictures from SI’s swimsuit issue.

    This portfolio, combined with a pointless attack on an 11 year-old kid, is not going to get him his dream gig at The National Enquirer.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      but if it’s the Daily Caller, he’s probably an unpaid intern.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        To be fair, he has bitched and clawed his way to the exalted rank of Fashion Editor for The Daily Caller. So unpaid intern with a Title?

        BTW – Fashion Editor for The Daily Caller?

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Breitbart is going to scratch their eyes out.

  • Ellie

    For a group of people who are so eager to protect fetuses, they sure do love picking on and harassing children. I guess it’s the fisherman mentality. Throw ’em back until they get bigger.

  • Mavenmaven
  • MamaBrown

    I’m just glad the poor child doesn’t have to wear a suit like his older brothers, and his repulsive papa.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    hey, it’s August in D.C. – as far as I’m concerned shorts and a t-shirt are the ONLY smart clothes. (with apologies to the marines).

    • Hardly Ideal

      I was gonna say, white shirt and shorts for eclipse viewing is a lot more sensible than what I chose.
      “Imma wear the usual long sleeves and pants as I hike up a hill to watch and oh god I’m already dehydrated”

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        lol, well in your defense, if its mosquito and tick season where you are, it was a smart choice.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Obvs if he only wore a “Daily Caller Total Baller” shirt, he’d have been cool.

    It’s not a shark though, instead, it’s a silhouette of a poorly drawn wang.

  • He looks so vulnerable. I feel sorry for him.

    Also, Melanie is a beautiful woman but she has mediocre fashion sense at best.

    • Roadstergal

      Is she a beautiful woman? She’s more ‘too much work done with a knockoff Barbie as a model’ to me.

      Then again, my idea of beautiful is more of Zoe in Firefly.

      • Well, yeah, lots of woman are beautiful-many more so than her. (Speaking as a woman, i like a lot of different looks.)

        but she is certainly not unattractive. My point was more that she is NOT a fashion icon.

        • It’s a good point considering all her fashion choices do seem modeled off someone who came before her.

      • hendenburg2

        Personally, I lean towards KayLee

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I will never forget Don Lemon saying “uh, Melania Trump was never a supermodel, OK, so let’s stop calling her one.” Don Lemon had never been more gay, or wonderful, in my book, since I’d been saying the same thing. In order to be a supermodel, people have to know your name. Nobody knew who she was before she married Trump. She was a B model, at best.

  • Incoming Ham

    In the next article they will bitch that he isn’t wearing an American flag pin.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      What’s he hiding?

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    I’m no fashionista but I think to be a worldwide fashion icon you have to have a unique and interesting fashion sense, not just dress in pretty dresses.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      It helps if people don’t hate your husband’s guts, also, too.

  • Thorn Spike

    If he only wore a bow tie.

  • IonaTrailer

    Hey Barron Trump is a kid who had the misfortune to be born into that family. He gets a pass. But Melania – is not beautiful because she’s had trump-dick in her. It’s poisoned her twat.

  • Manhattan123

    Why is not surprising that a site founded by Tucker Carlson is abhorrent. And, as usual, the hypocrisy. Trump regularly bashes the NYT, the WaPo, CNN, but those news organizations never go after his kid like this right-wing media site has.

    Of course, this is a long-standing right-wing tradition, recalling Rush Limbaugh’s obnoxious attacks on the looks of then-13-year-old Chelsea Clinton.

    These people are scum.

    • amrak63

      Scum libelz!

  • Kevin King

    Bad form using the kid; but his point is crap anyway. He looks fabulous. I guess the author missed the Gucci Mocs he’s styling. Daily caller should provide several pairs to us all for caring about their dumb writings.

  • calliecallie

    Wait, Evan wrote this? I thought Robyn handled the fashion stuff. Is it because it’s men’s fashions? Sexists.

  • theblackdog

    When even Chelsea Clinton is defending letting Barron Trump just be a kid, you know you done fucked up.

  • calliecallie

    Barron made excellent fashion choices, IMHO. White golf shirt with white shorts (NOT with khakis like some Nazi losers we know). When he did chose khakis, he paired them with a timely “shark week” type tee-shirt (so as not to be mistaken for a Nazi loser).
    Good choices, kiddo. Sorry your father’s such an asshole.

  • Professor Fate

    A kid? Really? The poor kid’s got enough to deal with like ‘everybody hates your father’ and ‘you father is Donald Trump’ to have the President’s supposed allies snipe at you. And Don really you’re going to let this slide? Somebody says something about you or does something that pricks you thin skin and you’re shoving people aside to get to a microphone or tweeting like a crazy person. Here all we have from you is silence. That’s your son. But what am I saying this is Trump he’s the only one that matters to him.

    • whitroth

      And let’s not forget “no, you can’t do this, and you can’t do that, and you can’t go there, because security” At least the Obama’s kids had each other.

      • Professor Fate

        True and his older half brothers are utter tools which can’t be good. He’s really the only one of this discount priced Borgia clan (all the evil and greed none of the interest in arts) that I feel any sympathy for.

  • orygoon

    If Barron Trump grows up to be a major dickweasel you will have plenty of time to write all about that. But for now let’s hope he escapes that fate and, by being nice to and about him, give the poor little guy a sporting chance.

  • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

    He’s a cute kid, unlike his grown step-siblings.

  • Doctor No More.

    One thing I noticed in the pictures – he doesn’t really want to be there. Or at least that’s what I think, from how he is trying to distance himself from everyone in the pictures.

    It may be my imagination but his “body language” says “Get me out of here.”

    • He acts as my nephew does when around strangers. Standoffish but keeping an eye on things.

    • chimpevil

      He always looks like a kidnap victim every time he’s photographed for sure. But I would bet that most 11-yr-old boys in the situations he’s put into would react similarly. Maybe he’s really shy, and who knows what’s he like in private, but with his wacky parental situation and all the extra attention, it would be surprising if he wasn’t affected by it at all.

    • Binkysbroad

      My stepson was 12 when I met him, and he was always close to his dad when together; he just loves his dad and wants to be next to him whether we’re all flopped on the couch watching the Teevee, or out to dinner, or going to the Maul to buy him (not khaki-paste-eater)shorts. Barron looks like a sad, lonely child who cannot stand his father.

  • Dang, Ford, you missed the mark entirely. Melly looks…ok though a bit frumpish with that waist. Barron looks perfectly age appropriate.
    Trump looks like his pants are about to take flight. Someone tell him balloon pants are never coming back in style.

    • BillEGoatSmirk

      The Orange MC Hammer.

  • Yellerduck

    Why is that marine wiping his hand on his trouser leg? Did he have to help Donnie down the stairs and now he’s wiping the ick off?

    • major_asshole

      Jesus those trousers will look terrible with orange fake tanner smeared on them…

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Getting the Melania juice evidence off of him.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Honestly I don’t hold it against her if she’s having “somethin on the side”…

  • Jenny

    Baby Trump is the best dressed Trump. So eat a rat dick or a dozen, Daily Caller.

  • major_asshole

    Y’know something, I like to think of myself as a fairly fashion-conscious person (being gay helps? maybe?), but Melanoma’s dresses and clothes are ridiculous. Every time I see her in something, I get that old saying in my head of “if you had any real friends, they’d tell you not to wear that.”

    The only time she wore anything I’d call beautiful was that sky-blue affair she wore to the inauguration, and that was on the edge of weird.

    Meanwhile–spot fucking on about Donnie’s suits. They look like they were designed to hide a sack of potatoes with an enormous ass…and failed miserably.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I agree, that blue Ralph Lauren ensemble was the only thing memorable that she ever wore.

  • M.Joseph Sheppard

    Defending all those kids Wonkette defended-poor Hurst memory just deserted him regarding Wonkette and one Trig Palin. Or just perhaps he’s a fucking hypocrite

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      How are your English as a second language classes going?

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Ok , boris. That made sense. No, it didn’t.

    • Crank Tango

      Stuef libel!

  • NotALiar

    And his drawings fucking rule.

  • Aaron Wise

    An awkward young kid.
    I saw one clip of him after departing a helicopter, spinning a “spinner” and looking at the camera as if he wanted someone to internet comment on his cool toy.

    Kids like him need someone to play with and share ideas with.

    He seems so alone.

    I hope Melania is a good mother.
    Somehow I feel that she is.

    • Beezelbubbles

      She married the orangeatan. Her judgement is suspect.

      • Aaron Wise

        I won’t hold that against him.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Until he starts killing small animals. His father was raised the same way. He’s probably damaged. His older brothers seem fucked up.

      • BillEGoatSmirk

        Yeah, but it doesn’t seem like Donnie spent a lot of time with Barron even before he ran for office. And Melania’s parents are apparently here or at least able to visit. Let’s hope that she’s got a “village” that we’re unaware of who loves and cherishes this kid. Let’s hope that when push comes to shove, she’s a mother tiger.

  • Jonny On Maui

    I know what Joan Rivers would have said about that dress…

    ‘She looks like a banana at the moment of orgasm.’

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      Lol, and I can hear it in her voice…
      She was great before Fox ruined her career by putting her up against Johnny.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    I think Barron always looks really unhappy. I’ve never seen him look like he’s having a good time.

    • Parakeetist

      Yeah.

    • Claire

      He and his mother both. I would honestly contribute to a GoFundMe to put both of them in the witness protection program.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        I start grinding my teeth after listening to Trump for five minutes, I can’t imagine what it’s like to be around him 24/7. I’m pretty sure I’d go mad.

        • Claire

          I know, right? There’s just something about his voice that’s so grating.

          Which is interesting, now that I think about it. I remember David Frum on the Ezra Klein Show, saying that his (conservative) kids can’t last five minutes in a room with FOX News because it gets on their nerves at a visceral level. We know there are differences between liberals and conservatives in amygdala activation; what if we just have differences, at the neurological substrate level, in which stimuli are tolerable and which are comfortable?

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            I was in a room with Trump once, and it was too noisy to hear him talk, and he still irritated the shit out of me. He had this smarmy, smug, look on his face, that I wanted to wipe right off with my fist votes.

          • Claire

            ARGH THE LOOK ON HIS FACE. He’s up there with Pharma Bro in the “punchable physiognomy” sweepstakes. I don’t see how anyone can be in his presence without wanting to slap a Noh mask on his face.

            It’s going to be really irksome if the right/left dichotomy boils down to what stimuli we perceive as noxious.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            I thought he looked like an asshole, before I really knew that he was a YOOGE asshole.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        I have a feeling the Trump’s marriage was just about over, when he decided to run for POTUS. I think she stuck with him out of convenience (and probably a large sum of money) after he won the race. She really seems to dislike him.

        • JD Mulvey

          That plus the airtight nondisclosure agreement she undoubtedly signed.

          Wonder if Barron’s got one too?

          • phoenix00

            The prenup likely includes an airtight NDA!

        • Claire

          That’s the rumor – the divorce was in the works and now she’s stuck.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            She looks miserable whenever she’s anywhere near him. Swatting away his hand in Europe was a bit of a tell, too.

      • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

        You know who else never looks happy? Trump. Smug and self satisfied, but never genuinely, warmly happy.

  • Claire

    Ugh, fuck all these people. He’s a little boy and he would have been well out of this mess already if Trump hadn’t accidentally won the presidency. I hope for his sake it doesn’t last long. His mother genuinely seems to want better than this for him so the Daily Caller needs to just step aside and not stand in the way of him escaping the horrifying curse of being related to The Donald in any way.

    • BillEGoatSmirk

      Agreed. Let’s hope that Melania, whatever her faults, has an opportunity to do what Marla did and RUN LIKE HELL with her kid away from the Orange Foolius and everything disgusting thing he stands for.

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    Melania’s boobs look fake. I wouldn’t normally say this but she’s the one who likes being photographed nude.

    • Claire

      Yeah, don’t go there. She’s from Eastern Europe. Sex trafficking from that area is huge, and it wouldn’t be if women and girls had a lot of other options. Think for a a minute about how desperate you’d have to be to marry Donald Trump, for money or any other reason, and dial back on the judgment of sex workers.

      • miss_grundy

        I don’t share your empathy. She looked pretty comfy talking to Putin during the G-20 dinner. For all we know she was a Red Sparrow and sent to America to entice someone and it turned out to be Tangerini.

        • ahughes798

          Barron looks, and dresses, like an 11 year old boy. That’s fine. But did the Republicans give any breaks to Sasha and Malia? Chelsea Clinton? What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

          • Not in this case. Kids are kids, hands off. Aim high. Bullying kids is a bad look.

          • ahughes798

            “Aim High” is why Dems lose elections. Yes, children and wives should be off limits, but the Republicans themselves don’t believe that. Bullying IS a bad look…but it sure isn’t bad enough to keep them from winning elections these days. In this case Barron’s perfectly normal 11 year old boy clothing didn’t deserve any comment at all. That’s a no-brainer. But since the Repigs have absolutely no problem bringing minor children of opponents into the political equation, we shouldn’t either. We can fight fire with fire. We have to. Mostly using adults as targets, but as the old saying goes, nice guys finish last.

          • Old Man Yells at Cloud

            I would not care if Rush “Gimme more OxyContin” Limbaugh single handedly cured cancer, and ended poverty, I will never forgive him for the “new dog in the Whitehouse” crap he pulled on Chelsea.

          • Oh, gawd, me too. The way they treated Chelsea was horrible. I remember that dog comment clearly. There were other things too, from grown-ass men who should definitely not have been picking on a teenage girl. Assholes.

            I noticed Chelsea has been quick to jump in and tell people to leave Barron alone on Twitter. She knows what it’s like.

          • Hiptobesquare

            No. No, it is NOT good for the gander, assuming the gander is progressive. They are vile. We don’t go after children.

          • ahughes798

            My impression is that the Dems are the goose, and the repigs are the gander. They DO go after minor children of opponents. I think we shouldn’t, if we were living in normal times, but we are not. We need to win, and being nice and “going high when they go low” obviously does not work.

        • Claire

          It’s okay to be down on an Eastern European woman who’s done sex work because… she didn’t make a scene when she was talking to Putin? She’s able to talk to foreign leaders with a modicum of grace, as is her role as First Lady? She seemed pretty comfortable talking to the Pope and Brigitte Macron too, maybe she’s secretly a Jesuit assassin on top of being a Red Sparrow AND a secret socialist Freedom Fries lover.

          • miss_grundy

            Are you having a bad day because I don’t agree with your opinion? Too bad.

          • Claire

            LOL, no, boo. I just think you’re a moron.

          • miss_grundy

            And you are the most impolite, stupidest individual I have had to deal with on this blog. You are a cow. Que vaca eres, guajira!

          • Claire

            Sweetie, you are possibly the most sheltered person on the internet. I award you a cupcake! Now piss off with your misogynistic stupidity.

          • miss_grundy

            Eat the cupcake, hon. You obviously need the sugar.

    • miss_grundy

      I think they are fake. I think most of her is fake at this point since, according to Tangerini, she is over the hill.

  • Lorindel Ó Loingsigh

    Honestly, leave the kid alone. He’s wears pretty normal attire for someone his age. I’m way more inclined to bitch about Ford Springer’s name. I mean, he probably thought it sounded very libertarian when he pulled it out of his own ass, because that’s a fake name if I’ve ever seen one.

    • MAZS

      I’m just guessing his middle name is Beauregard?

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      I drove a Ford Springer once.

      • pussygrabber in chief

        Aren’t Ford Springers the ones that burst into flames when rear ended?

        • ez

          That was the Pinto.

    • Hiptobesquare

      I’m guessing it’s that loathsome, bow tie-wearing weasel Tucker Carlson, who probably thinks it’s a pretty hilarious name. Just like his own. Which is also probably fake.

  • miss_grundy

    Actually, the kid looks miserable. I bet he is sorry he had to move to D.C. and be around his father every day.

  • Lisa M. Ellis

    Barron’s khaki shorts probably cost more than everything I will wear this week put together.

  • azeyote

    fuck this shit – if your as old as this kid and you don’t know what a fuckin dick wad your father is then who cares what you wear or if you’re even if you’re alive next year –

    • Delu

      Give him a break, he can’t stop being his dad’s kid just because his dad is a douche and he’s not yet old enough to live independently from him.

      • Smibo

        At this point, he’s the only Trump with a shot at developing a relatively “normal” personality as he grows up. He’s entering those really formative years right now, and the odds are against him, but I’m pulling for him to grow into a sane, rational, empathetic young adult without the (apparently) hereditary personality disorders that his brothers, father and paternal grandfather ended up with.

        If he grows up to be just another asshole Trump, then sure, let ‘im have it at that time. But right now, he deserves the benefit of the doubt, and whatever support the world can offer, to help him avoid succumbing to his family curse.

        • Johnny Appleseed

          They’ll need all of his imaginary $10 billion (Robert Mueller, pls address the stated number) to medicate the little bastard after Daddy and his brothers and brother in law are hauled off to Leavenworth. Lil Richie Rich will be worse than his phucked up ole man.

          It’ll be the new Trump wing and Lord Barron will declare it a Trump property.

          • Smibo

            You may be right, but that’s a lot to lay on an eleven-year-old kid who didn’t choose his heritage, and is growing up in WeirdAsFuckghanistan. Just being raised by Donald Fucking Trump probably meets some criterion for child abuse, all by itself.

            And re the supposed $10b; given the emerging pattern of Trump statements vs. facts, it should surprise no one when Mueller finds out that that’s roughly the amount Trump is upside down by with the Russians. That house of cards has always had a foundation of lies; hopefully future Barron will have his meds covered under Medicare For All, because daddy doesn’t care about him. At all.

    • AnniNoone

      What are you fucking talking about? Kids who are still really dependent on their parents (like is appropriate for an 11 year old) developmentally cannot critically judge their parents. And as noted, even if he could, what the fuck is he supposed to do about it? I’m sure you were supporting yourself at 11, right?

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      To borrow a saying from Mark Twain, when I was 11, I still thought my parents knew everything. When I was 16, I was amazed at how little my parents knew about the world. When I was 20, I was amazed at how much they had learned in 4 years.

    • Regret

      Start with a capital letter.
      “you’re” I know you know this, because you sue it properly later.
      End with a period.

      On the content: A lot of people will care when he dies, sufficiently so that it could get Trump re-elected.

    • phoenix00

      Drinking age is 21, age of consent is 16-18 depending on the state, Barron is younger than both. He’s barely into junior-high FFS…

      Besides, two things one does not get to choose: your parents, and your siblings. Everything else can be arranged.

      • Petunia Cat

        Yes. He’s 11. Since the election he’s clearly had a big growth spurt.

        • phoenix00

          I bet the growth spurt was SOROS funded!

          • Petunia Cat

            😂😂😂

    • Hiptobesquare

      What is wrong with you? He is a CHILD. How aware were you at age 11? How strong was your critical thinking? That is a vile post.

  • BillEGoatSmirk

    Nice times….Guess who discreetly moved into the freshman dorms at Harvard today? Class of 2021? And that same someone’s father visited one of the excellent local restaurants. Everything was chill all around, with the other parents of freshmen, and with the press.

    “When a Globe reporter walked up and asked for an interview, Malia declined, saying “I can’t,” but politely returned a handshake.”

    http://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/2017/08/22/malia-obama-tries-keep-first-day-harvard-low-key/luIVoSDWdCKHxtYbNYRxGO/story.html

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      Tiffany Trump? Oh wait you said excellent restaurant.. unless KFC is considered excellent in Boston.

      • BillEGoatSmirk

        Most folks didn’t talk specifically about food when the 40,000 people in the Boston area showed up to annoy the 50 assholes on the Boston Common last weekend!…..although there were some good blackboards and signs.
        It’s also nice to see that President Obama went to dinner at a long-time restaurant in Harvard Square, Harvest. They would have shut their doors on principle before serving anyone a well-done steak with ketchup. Fuck Trump and his heathen spawn. (Barron the kid excluded.)

      • Petunia Cat

        Speaking of Tiffany Trump, the US government spent $100,000 on car rentals for her vacation in Rome. I don’t even know…

  • Dazza

    Thanks, Evan.

  • Saint Stephen

    I’m surprised a right wing rag like the Daily Caller would go after a Trump child. I thought Rethugs had a strict rule about only going after Democrats (unless a Rethug criticizes Trump, of course).

  • SeeTrain65

    As soon as he was born, Barron immediately carried himself better and with more dignity and grace than his buffoon father.

    In the photos, Barron is, IMOHO, …
    1.) Dressed to the nines with Mom,
    2.) Looking like a normal child while Dad appears to be wearing a genuine Ringling Bros./Barnum & Bailey Business Clown suit, and
    3.) The only one in his immediate family smart enough NOT to look directly at the sun during a total eclipse.

    You are all free to draw your own conclusions.

    • Petunia Cat

      Not only does Trump’s suit not fit, it’s always the same fucking suit. I mean they are different copies of the same suit. But it makes him seem like he’s one of those dolls that comes in it’s little outfit and you can NEVER TAKE IT OFF! Because it’s glued on, or not fully sewed together. The bane of childhood.

      • SeeTrain65

        “The Emperor’s Overpriced, Ill-Fitting Clothes.”

  • Binkysbroad

    Evan, as the proud former owner of a colostomy bag or dozens…

    They go on the front you big dummy. They don’t hang off your butthole; they are not butthole stunt-doubles; they are fecal matter detours. Or in my case, a chyme detour. But everyone who ain’t using her butt is different.

    • Petunia Cat

      👍🏼

    • Lotus954

      There’s enough room in the front of his cheap suits for colostomy bags also. It’s a moot point.

  • phoenix00

    So is Ford Springer even a real name? And why the friendly fire? Isn’t Fucker Snarlson one of Dump’s best bootlickers?

  • Petunia Cat

    Barron Trump’s shorts have a fucking belt! It’s summer, that’s dressed up. What more does this Springer car name guy want? And as you already made clear Trump always leaves the house looking like warmed up shit on a stick.

    • phoenix00

      Springer’s judgement (not to mention fashion sense) is very, very suspect.

    • HarpyLibtart

      I know, right? It’s not like he’s wearing running shorts or something, I’ve seen grown men at social events in knee-length khaki shorts on the regular….
      Plus his t-shirt is very cute and the whole outfit looks like it fits him properly, so he’s doing a damn sight better than his dad (Seriously, what is going on with Drumpf’s suit there??? It looks like there’s a large rodent trying to escape from his pants leg in that photo)

      • Petunia Cat

        😂😂😂 Yep he does appear to have a bad case of Rodent Leg. Which only shows this the unwarranted capaciousness of his pyjama-like suit.

  • pixeloid

    I couldn’t care less about Barron’s fashion, but he’s not going to be a kid forever and I’m looking forward to the day he’s fair game. When are we allowed to start bashing him for being the kind of tRump we all know he’s going to become, if he isn’t already? 16? 18? First felony and/or lawsuit?

    • dshwa

      When he actually does something shitty as an adult like the current adult Trump kids, then and only then is he fair game. If he goes the Tiffany route, then never.

    • Hiptobesquare

      What part of “children are not fair game” do you not understand? How did you feel when Limbaugh called Chelsea Clinton “the White House dog” when she was 13 years old? Barron is a child now, so lay the fuck off.

      • pixeloid

        Um, I specifically said I’m looking forward to the day that he IS fair game. Is it the notion that I expect him to start behaving like other family members in the near future that offends you?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      We’re not Nazis… for us, it’s behavior, not lineage.

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  • William

    I have nothing but hope and good wishes for Barron. The kid no doubt has internet access to his mothers porn. His father is a liar, loser, sex offending nut job, and his name is Barron. If that kid somehow manages to overcome the shame of his fathers sins, he deserves a parade. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/436caa5c67c3a0197040171d06cdd52f9987e22ecbfd30e24581523ff5473ca2.png

  • mardam422

    So, is it the tucking in of the t-shirt, or the khaki shorts? Because, I’m telling ya’, if he’s wearing tube socks and Converse All-Stars, that’s what I wear every day.

    • Duke

      If they’re on your feet then you’re OK. I think.

  • He’s a kid. He’s possibly on the spectrum. His father is the worst person in the world. His father’s wife, older kids, and staff are all the runners-up for that position. If Barron needs to dress like Carmen bloody Miranda to feel comfortable, SO BE IT.

  • Cybirr

    Come on… Ms. Chelsea Clinton crossed the partisan divide on this issue with all the grace and good nature to be expected of someone who (really!) knows. It shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone some conservative dish!ts can’t see past the need to spew.

  • YouInDangerGirl!

    I’ve noticed in several recent photos (including those above) that Barron tends to keep a healthy distance from his dad, and his expression is generally what I would call “wary”. Smart kid. Hope he comes out of all this okay.

  • Sean Jungian

    Gah! BARRON LOOKS ADORABLE AND VERY NICE.

    He seems like a good kid, leave him alone Daily Ratfuck.

  • Truly Madly Derply

    Being the mother of two sons and grandmother of three little boys ranging in age from 20 months to 5 years, I can attest to the fact that Barron is dapper af. If I tried to put any of my boys from either generation in a pair of white pants or khaki shorts and any sort of tucked in shirt,they would call the real police and try to have me arrested. As for Barron’s perfectly nice boat shoes. . . um, well, the only person around here who wears those is my 61 y.o. hubby. Boys in my neighborhood consider Vans to be formal wear. I have the impression that he doesn’t choose his own outfits. That child is only a tiki torch and red hat removed from looking like a Trump supporterpopped collar and alligator patch removed from looking like an 80’s prep-bro.

  • Maybe

    White House children are off limits no matter who spawned them. Leave the kid alone.

    I bet this Ford guy owns a cummerbund. And he has parents who named him “Ford.” I wonder if he’s related to Ford Prefect.

  • Maybe

    I’m a lot more worried that the Emperor (President) has no clothes and not a single Repub in Congress can tell.

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