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Jack Posobiec is this weirdo who became a semi-big deal in the Wingnuttosphere after Donald Trump was elected, with rants about Pizzagate, screaming about Nazis at a Shakespeare play (of course he meant the Royal Shakespeare Company, not actual Nazis), and pushing the Russian disinformation campaign in the French election, which he called “#Macronleaks” — he made that up all by himself! But he didn’t exactly come out of nowhere. Before he was a rightwing “journalist,” Posobiec was in the Navy — the U.S. one — and since he worked in naval intelligence he had a security clearance. Not just any security clearance, but one of the highest: “Top Secret, Secret Compartmentalized Information.”

Posobiec finally came to national attention when Donald Trump, in a run-up to Tuesday’s bonkers press conference, retweeted a “what about the blacks?” tweet by Posobiec late on Monday:

It’s all pretty damned weird. Why on earth did the Navy give a security clearance to a guy who held a “Rape Melania” sign at an anti-Trump protest last November, to create a fake story about violent lefty protesters? Although the Navy suspended his security clearance in February, Posobiec is still a lieutenant in the Naval Reserve, and his clearance is “under review” — not cancelled outright. In addition to his reserve duty, Posobiec had worked in a civilian job at the Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI) until he resigned in March of this year, complaining of a “toxic work environment.”

Posobiec then worked for a while for a rightwing Canadian outfit, Rebel Media, and even got a one-day press pass at the White House. He used it to yell a question at Donald Trump about the fake Seth Rich conspiracy theory, which Trump ignored. He later left Rebel Media and is now an independent wingnut media person who organizes rallies for far-right conspiracy loons who don’t say openly Nazi stuff, and who tried to make the phrase “Lady Melania” a thing, maybe as penance for that earlier stunt.

So, about that security clearance. None of the reporting we’ve seen so far indicates that he used it for nefarious purposes, and Posobiec insisted to NBC News that he “never conducted any of my political activities while in uniform or on government time. I never once mishandled classified information.”

Well, that’s as may be! A terrific piece by Adam Weinstein in Task & Purpose, a blog for veterans, offers a few more details about Posobiec’s military career. A former colleague said Posobiec quit ONI “when his clearance got pulled for sharing classified information on Twitter.” Weinstein couldn’t get an official confirmation of the leak part from the Navy, just that the clearance was suspended and currently “under review.” Posobiec again denied mishandling classified information, but did tell Weinstein in a text,

“It had to do with using my Twitter account,” he said. “I don’t know how much I can talk about… They said somebody made a complaint against me.” He doesn’t know what the complaint was about: “I’ve requested information, but no information’s been given.”

We also learn that some of Posobiec’s work as an intelligence analyst included “ancillary duties as a urinalysis officer and overseeing physical fitness testing in his units.” Why does pee keep coming up in any story related to Russian hacking, huh? Purity of Essence, people.

In an interview with Weinstein, Posobiec whines some more about how a decent conservative guy just can’t catch an even break. Asked about that “toxic environment” that led him to leave ONI, Posobiec plays the victim card, big-league:

Some shipmates and “certain members of my chain of command” made Posobiec feel singled out over his support for Trump. “I felt very threatened, yes,” he said. “Terrified, to be honest.” He adds that he and other #MAGA fans were “persecuted” by coworkers: “They’d say ‘Trump supporters are idiots,’ knowing I was a Trump supporter right there next to them.”

We’re not sure that’s really persecution. After all, Posobiec is demonstrably A Idiot, so it sounds like a fair call. Posobiec claims to have filed a complaint with ONI’s inspector general about being oppressed by the violence inherent in the system, but said it went nowhere. Somehow, he managed to not claim it was because the Navy hates Slavs.

The Daily Beast, meanwhile, explains that even if Posobiec didn’t use information from his naval intelligence work in his “reporting,” his mucking around with the Russian-sourced disinformation campaign against Emmanuel Macron in May was a big no-no for a Naval Reserve officer with a security clearance, even a suspended one:

“A clearance holder who has a full-time job in a non-Governmental capacity is still bound by the rules and restrictions that come with holding a security clearance,” national security attorney Brad Moss told The Daily Beast. “Mr. Posobiec cannot ‘turn on’ and ‘turn off’ his obligation to the U.S. Government, even as a Reservist.”

That obligation would include not promoting #MacronLeaks, the Wikileaks-led effort to release 20,000 emails from the presidential campaign of Emmanuel Macron before the French election, Moss said.

“As a matter of policy, clearance holders are not supposed to be accessing WikiLeaks or particularly viewing leaked classified documentation to which they were not otherwise already authorized access,” he said.

Posobiec, missing the point entirely, which is a theme with this guy, said that he thought this Moss guy was wrong, since he only works in an administrative job and doesn’t handle classified material. Which has zero to do with his violating policy on accessing and passing on WikiLeaks stuff. He tweeted at least three links to WikiLeaks, and that alone violated Defense Department policy for anyone in the U.S. military, which as a reservist, Posobiec still is.

We also learn that Posobiec is really, really good at changing the subject and whining. Malcolm Nance, the former Navy guy and intelligence expert who’s always on MSNBC, ripped Posobiec and other rightwing fake newsers for being

“a danger because these people are literally a fifth column for Russian intelligence. They have weaponized their contributions and conspiracy theories in the culture war.

“How he can hold a Top Secret clearance working actively in the intelligence community as a known factor in the information operations of the alt-right, which is essentially a war on media reality itself, shows that he quite possibly is one of the greatest security dangers to whatever organization he’s working on.”

For good measure, Nance added that Posobiec is a “disgrace to the uniform” and asked the Navy to “explain how the fuck he still has access to classified information.” So that’s some pretty good quotage! And how did Posobiec reply? By accusing Nance of hating on him because Posobiec married a woman who was born in the former USSR, so Nance and other critics who think his security clearance is hinky are a bunch of “xenophobic racists” and haters. We swear we are not making this up:

It’s disgusting and offensive that he would say something like that about a fellow Navy veteran. There are many people in the military who have wives that are not born in this country and no one is calling their service into question[.]

It’s an old dodge for Posobiec, who also Twitterwhined he was being racismed by Reuters over his #MacronLeaks “journalism”:

The insane comments on this would make an article in themselves…

Tanya Tay is his wife, and no, the Reuters article about Posobiec’s White House pass doesn’t mention he’s a Slav or call him a Russian agent. It didn’t have to — the mainstream media just HATES Slavs.

So how worried should we be that Jack Posobiec had a security clearance at the start of his career as a wingnut media semi-star? Nobody’s shown that he’s definitely misused information from his Navy job, but there’s a strong case to be made that he violated Pentagon rules by accessing and promoting WikiLeaks. Whether he’ll face disciplinary action remains to be seen. The biggest question this story raises is why the Navy isn’t screening out delusional people from getting security clearances in the first place.

And how is Jack Posobiec handling all the media attention to his security clearance? Naturally, he’s taken to Twitter to call Malcolm Nance a total fraud and a lying liar, and to hint that he advocated terrorism.

Nance didn’t claim to have been a Ranger; he said “I was there” in reference to Iraq, not in the Rangers, and he said it in a (dumb) thread started by Posobiec’s wingnut buddy Mike Cernovich claiming H.R. McMaster “fears” Cernovich. And the tweet about Trump Tower in Istanbul is a prediction (however inartfully phrased, as they say), not advocacy.

So here’s something else to be concerned about: If Jack Posobiec did much intelligence analysis beyond piss testing, we should be concerned about the quality of whatever conclusions he reached with that mighty mind of his.

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  • Skeptical_thinker

    Smart? No!

  • Joe Beese

    Andrew Sullivan:

    It remains a fact that 67 percent of Republican voters back Trump’s disgusting response to the neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville. That’s 34 percent of the country — which is only a little below where Trump’s current polling lies. Close to 80 percent of GOP voters approve of Trump’s presidency as a whole. Over the last week or so, in fact, Trump’s disapproval has dropped somewhat and his approval stabilized. Yes, it’s still dreadful by historical standards — but still enough to ensure that the loyal base will still intimidate the Republican elite into passivity.

    We know now — even more indelibly — that no one can control Trump. His unprompted presser was his own impulsive revolt against his own aides’ caution — just as we now know, his tweeted ban on transgender service members was also a function of a temper tantrum. There are no guardrails in place if his temper were to start a war or civil unrest.

    We know that new chief of staff John Kelly can’t control the staff. Steve Bannon’s call to Bob Kuttner was, in many ways, worse than Scaramucci’s to Ryan Lizza. And Kelly was supposed to end all of that.

    We know that even Trump’s belief that “fine people” marched alongside Nazi thugs in Charlottesville will not prompt Gary Cohn or James Mattis or Rex Tillerson or Kelly to resign. We know that even in that no-brainer context, almost no Republicans in Congress, including Paul Ryan, will criticize Trump by name. This incident in some ways inoculates Trump. If they let him survive this, they will let him survive anything.

    Impeachment could make things worse, not better. If Mueller’s final indictment is not tightly connected to the president’s own collusion with Russia, but involves more general criminality in Trump’s business records or coterie, Trump would have an easy case to make to his base, and one he recently dusted off in his West Virginia rally. He could say that the Establishment is out to get him, and that impeachment is simply a way to nullify a fair election. Such a message will resonate. Even if a post-2018 House voted to impeach, I seriously doubt the Senate could find enough Republicans to reach the 66-vote threshold for conviction.

    As for the solution offered by the 25th Amendment, this week was also instructive. If the cabinet cannot act after the president has destroyed America’s nuclear credibility and has claimed to have seen “fine people” marching alongside Nazis, they will never act. And again, this escape hatch is equally shut off by the populist maneuver — against the cabinet itself. We know, in other words, that these people will act only after a catastrophe has occurred, and not before.

    I also suspect that Steve Bannon is not insane to be buoyant. If our politics in the near future is dominated by race — and especially by the question of Confederate statues — Trump will win. In culture wars, those who initiate the battle tend to lose it, and a campaign to remove statues across the country would be seen as just such a provocation. A poll this week that Cory Booker and Nancy Pelosi should take to heart reveals that 62 percent of Americans favor leaving the statues alone. Even a plurality of African-Americans — 44 to 40 percent — wants to keep them in place. That’s why Trump has pivoted to that ground.

    • TJ Barke

      Republicans are all trash garbage? No way!

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      So, we have to wait for a final solution, Sully?

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Which will be several thousand MORE words from Sully.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Sullivan is also one of the guys before the election that treated Clinton’s warning about white supremacy as her going overboard.

    • Phoenixdoglover

      “It remains a fact that 67 percent of Republican voters back Trump’s disgusting response to the neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville. That’s 34 percent of the country — which is only a little below where Trump’s current polling lies…”

      Uh, no.

      Republican voters are about 1/3 of all voters. 67% of 33% is 22% of all voters.

      • Skeptical_thinker

        The proportion of people who self-identify as Republican has fallen 4+% since 11/9.

    • SadDemInTex

      This is plausibly written but it does not compute. It actually feels like he’s telling us we should do nothing because it will only make the bigots stronger. This is just wrong. Resistance is what you do against evil. It is the only response to evil. We will win this because there are so many of us who will resist.

  • Thiazin Red

    Well my crazy racist cousin Gerry had top secret clearance, so yeah it checks out.

  • Why does pee keep coming up in any story related to Russian hacking, huh?

    America is a big country and it really takes an overactive bladder to piss on everyone.
    https://68.media.tumblr.com/fe5b0e2cbe4ec823acdb2420bc595aff/tumblr_oqqfathrc71vst49wo1_500.gif

    And how!

  • This would be a good place to note that everyone has had enough of Posobiec’s former employer’s shit. The Rebel, Canada’s own whackjob media, is having a Very Bad Week: http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/the-rebels-steady-spiral-downwards/

  • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba
    • PubOption

      Rally, Durham.

    • Vincent Ricola

      Be safe out there, Durham.

    • Righteous Action Jack

      Thanks, No-Moral-Authority Donnie.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    Lady Melania makes me think of Lady Mondegreen… in a couple ways.

  • proudgrampa

    Having worked with people who have this clearance, I can say that just because they had it was no guarantee that they were smart.

    • Oblios_Cap

      I’m not thanking him for his service, because apparently is was pretty subpar.

  • bookish

    Morning Brief. The Center on National Security at Fordham Law.

    In Ukraine, a malware expert who could blow the whistle on Russian hacking: A man in Ukraine has reportedly emerged who would be the first witness to Russia’s alleged hacking into the 2016 election. The Ukrainian police declined to divulge the man’s name or other details, other than that he is living in Ukraine and has not been arrested. He may be the hacker Profexer, who reportedly made the malware that was used to break into the Democratic National Committee’s servers and obtain the thousands of emails that WikiLeaks released online. The Profexer’s posts went dark
    entirely in January. Before becoming a witness for the FBI, the man, while living in Ukraine, reportedly went to Ukrainian authorities and told them he had not intended for the malware to be used in the way it was.

    New York Times, Newsweek

    • Oblios_Cap

      Odds of his survival seem to be pretty low.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Those clumsy Ukrainians, always falling off balconies onto umbrellas.

      • puredog

        He explicitly expressed thanks that it has gone on this far.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    OT sort of: Shares of Dick’s fell on Friday.

    Looks like sales of sneaks are flaccid.

    http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/18/investing/sneakers-foot-locker-nike-under-armour/index.html

    • wide_stance_hubby

      There is a store in our area called ‘Bob’s’ which is next to and slightly over a Dick’s, so I call it Bob’s Upon Dick’s.

  • Vincent Ricola

    “They’d say ‘Trump supporters are idiots,’ knowing I was a Trump supporter right there next to them.”

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      And yet he didn’t figure that out.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Posobiec claims to have filed a complaint with ONI’s inspector general about being oppressed by the violence inherent in the system, but said it went nowhere.

    This is the kind of guy whose pay records would have ended up in Bumfuck, Alaska back in the day. Good times!

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      I can see Bumfuck from between my legs.

      –SP

  • chascates
  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “Some shipmates and “certain members of my chain of command” made Posobiec feel singled out over his support for Trump. “I felt very threatened, yes,” he said. “Terrified, to be honest.” He adds that he and other #MAGA fans were “persecuted” by coworkers”

    I thought the military loved trump.

    /s

  • MynameisBlarney
  • puredog

    Ya just gotta hope that Posobiec’s work environment toxicked him real good.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Tanya Tay is his wife

    Again with the alliteration. What is it with these folks?

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “There are many people in the military who have wives that are not born in this country and no one is calling their service into question[.]”

    Well, unless their wives and wives’ families are from an arab country.

    • covfefesumgame0005

      or smuggled in to do porn shoots like Melanoma was

  • President in Exile Firefly

    18 Russians got shot in Moscow over the weekend. Where’s the outrage over Slav on Slav violence?

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    When a urinalysis officer says “pee”, you say “how much?”.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Oblios_Cap

      “I’m not a neo-Nazi,” he insisted. “I don’t belong to a German workers’ party from 1933. I’m a moderate Republican.”

      Damn! I’d hate to see what he thinks an unhinged Republican looks like.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        He headed for the clever technical dodge as to the definition of a Nazi, but then forgot about the “neo” prefix that buggered his cleverness.

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          i thought that was funny too.

    • Righteous Action Jack

      “I’m not a pedophile, I’m just a kiddie porn enthusiast.”

  • schmannity

    Personally, I’m more comfortable with this guy having a security clearance versus some Nazis in the White House.

  • Righteous Action Jack

    The Navy wouldn’t let me stay in after flunking the psych eval on day 2 at Nimitz, but this guy gets a clearance? Yeah, that scans.

    • Oblios_Cap

      You didn’t yell “Kill, kill, kill” and jump up and down?

      • Righteous Action Jack

        Nope, I even avoided the group dubya bench.

  • DerrickWildcat

    The GOP has become a worst of humanity amalgam.

  • memzilla Ω

    …some of Posobiec’s work as an intelligence analyst included “ancillary duties as a urinalysis officer…

    According to ex-Navy officer John Schindler, “piss bitch” is the duty you get when your CO hates you and your co-workers think you’re an asshole.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Sounds like Gibbs cracked the case of who the biggest asshole on the base was.

  • Michael R
    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      didn’t Bannon do Navy intelligence too?

    • SDGeoff3

      Jeezkripes. Speed bumps, herpes, red eye express and stinky hair.
      Our hero.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      I don’t see the rodent in his face, so it’s reached his brain. Poor rodent.

    • DrBigHead

      Good lord, this man is not well, in more ways than one.

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        it’s apparently a doctored photo.

        • Gayer Than Thou

          It is. And pushing back on its dissemination is on my to-do list. Number 1,357, right after “clean grout with toothbrush.”

    • Vincent Ricola

      Faces of death.

    • Righteous Action Jack

      He looked better before gaining all the weight.

      http://www.fangoria.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ROTLDFeat.jpg

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      It’s as if the evil is oozing from his pores.

  • schmannity
    • Oblios_Cap

      That’s a YUGE tampon string!

      • schmannity

        At least I’m not the only 12 year old here.

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        that picture has always flummoxed me, but I just figured it out – it’s some genuinely TERRIBLE lighting by somebody.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          How do you get such bow-legged shadows?

          • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

            the one on the photographers left is a “soft light”, the one on the right is a “harder light”. Soft light wraps and creates soft shadows. Hard light creates harder shows. The one on the right is up high, over her head, the on the left is about at head level…they seem to be placed at 45 degree angles each.

            tl;dr If you set that up, look through the lens and don’t adjust that shit, you were either going for that weird shape between her legs or just a shitty photographer.

          • schmannity

            “A weird shape between her legs” Donald?

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Or AOT,K

    • wide_stance_hubby

      She looks just as waxen naked.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Jesus!
      Someone get that woman some gravy!
      500cc’s STAT!

      She looks almost anorexic.

    • William
    • Righteous Action Jack

      Madame Tussaud escapee?

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Mrs. Trump

      • schmannity

        Mrs. Pussygrabber, literally.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      I see they took her official White House photo.

    • DrBigHead

      Ladies and Gentlemen, the First Lady of the United States of America…

    • Ωbjectifier

      Klassy.

      • Werewolf

        KKKlassy.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Got any pictures of the FLOTUS naked? Wanna buy some?

      (oldest joke around plenty good enough for this)

    • HazooToo

      I don’t really care that she has very public nudes. Whatever. And she’s a fairly attractive woman. Whatever. She’s married to a goddamn animal, and she supports him in all of his bullshit, declaring his victims the real bullies. I don’t know whether she’s doing it for money, or because she believes in him. That doesn’t matter. She’s enabling and encouraging his horseshit.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Hey Charlottesville PD – let Boston show you how you handle demonstrators and counter demonstrators.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0176a2149759165d8de5829bded0010a25b287df0a9d0a253cbc84476e6bb8f0.png

  • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

    no

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Antonin Dvorak

      Hot damn.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I don’t have sound here at work, but just watching and reading the subtitles made me tear up a bit.
        I’m glad that there is such profound resistance to those nazi fuckers.

    • SadDemInTex

      Thanks, Blarney…shared on FB

    • TJ Barke

      He might be the only republican I don’t completely despise.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski are ok.

      • Werewolf

        Joe Strauss, the Speaker of the Texas House, is ok, too.

    • Courser_Resistance

      You know, I’m not a big fan of Arnold’s but I’ve always had respect for his business acumen and thought he’s essentially a decent guy. Speaking out now was important for him to do.

    • Werewolf

      And his father was an actual Nazi-a Brownshirt in the Thirties, and then a Wermacht soldier during the war.

  • Semi-OT (since Rebel Media was mentioned in this post…)

    Thanks partially to pressure from the excellent Leadnow.ca (https://act.leadnow.ca/rebel-media/) the leader of Canada’s Conservative party has said he will not do any more interviews w/ Rebel Media due to their racist bullshit. Hurrah!

    • ManchuCandidate

      Only when it became too toxic otherwise Dandy Andy didn’t have a problem with Ezra and the rest of the loons.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    If you came here for the piss jokes…well, urine luck.

    • Oblios_Cap

      He’s a prissy little piddler.

    • memzilla Ω

      What about the tape that’s held by Bladdermir Putin?

    • Iron Monkey

      A little leak that is making a huge mess.

    • Anna Rompage

      Oh great, now the puns are going to start trickling in…

    • Skeptical_thinker

      Only drips can’t take a joke.

  • HazooToo

    OT: Some random person decided to bitch about Tina Fey’s “who drove the car into the crowd? Hillary’s emails?” Apparently that was an unspeakably vile joke, because it made them feel responsible for the attack because they didn’t like Hillary.

    I didn’t really know how to respond to that. What the fuck.

  • Catstro

    OT: if anyone is on Twitter and wants updates on the Klan/anti-Klan rallies in Durham look for #defenddurham

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    I’ll say it again, slowly. If 1 or 2 people say your views are stupid, don’t jump to conclusions. If everyone around you says your views are stupid, you might just be a reactionary asshole

  • bookish

    https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/08/16/city-officials-meet-with-organizers-rally-planned-for-saturday-boston/IMq2QR65LVRNI8Isv0QxnJ/story.html

    No bats. No sticks. No backpacks.

    Those are on the list of “zero tolerance” rules that Commissioner William B. Evans and Mayor Martin J. Walsh on Wednesday issued to organizers of a controversial “free speech rally” scheduled to be held on Boston Common on Saturday.

    The Boston Free Speech Coalition, which also goes by the name New Free Speech Movement, received a permit for 100 people, but it has major restrictions.

    • Anna Rompage

      Amateurs, they need to copy Portland’s rules for protesters..

      No weapons of any kind, no shields or personal protective equipment (such as hard hats, helmets etc)., no gas masks, keep the two sides separate…

      It doesn’t stop the violence, but it certainly keeps the injuries to a minimum…

      • Beanz&Berryz

        The rugby philosophy of personal safety.

    • ariel_gee_398
      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        a, those aren’t fuck brass knuckles.
        b, that must be the bike lock thing i kept hearing about (which naturally got inflated to bike locks by the right)
        c, I doubt just carrying a makeshift weapon is illegal. Otherwise every construction worker with pipe wrenches and screwdrivers in their trucks would need to be turned into the fbi.

    • TJ Barke

      How fucking dare these savages couch their disgusting garbage in “free speech”…

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Garbage speech is one thing, showing up with clubs, shields, and guns is something else entirely.

        • The Fraternal Order of Alt-Knights, a “new Alt-Right group of street fighters.” ain’t coming to play checkers.

      • How disgusting the Mayor of Boston knew that but let them come on in regardless

    • Boston Free Speech posted an updated list Thursday of the rally’s speakers, which includes Joe Biggs, who worked until recently for Infowars, the website founded by conspiracy theorist Alex Jones; and Kyle Chapman, known on the internet as “Based Stickman” and founder of the Fraternal Order of Alt-Knights, which is described by the Southern Poverty Law Center as a “new Alt-Right group of street fighters.”

      Nazis. ✓

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • weejee

      zing

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Oh well, she’ll always have cyberbullying.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Being called an idiot by coworkers is “threatening”?????? What would happen to this guy if his boss sexually harassed him, which happens to women all the time. Would he drop dead from the pure horror of it? At my last job, they FORCED me to listen to VERY BAD CHRISTMAS MUZAK for 9 hours a day between Thanksgiving and Xmas (Jose Feliciano singing “Feliz Navidad” at least 5 times per day!), and I think that qualifies as a toxic work environment (or possibly torture), but not according to the Missouri Department of Labor.

    • ManchuCandidate

      He is a snowflake.

    • Courser_Resistance

      The Hellish ‘White Elephant’ gift exchange at every fucking place I’ve worked is a close second. If I ever get something halfway decent, someone steals it and I’m left with shit no one could use.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        They did that at a place I worked once. The only positive is it was a good way to get rid of the hideous orange lamp my Aunt gave me as a birthday present.

        The Muzak place also forced us to put on corporate-logo t-shirts with a big American flag on them and stand in the parking lot for a group photo once a year. I always stood in the back row and closed my eyes. One year I found out what time they were going to do it, and I deliberately made a dentist’s appointment for that time slot.

        This place also had an “Employee Appreciation Day” picnic that you were required to attend, held at a golf course, with horrible, bland food and stupid games, it was so boring it definitely counted as toxic. One year I lied and said I had to go to a family funeral in another state (I killed off a relative I don’t like), but you can only pull that stunt once.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Hey, what if one of his coworkers circulated a memo about how he was genetically unsuited to his job and should spend his time making sammiches instead?

    • Opiwan

      Hmmm, and I was just going to wish you a merry xmas from the bottooooooom of myyyy heaaaaaaart!

      This is pure War on Christmas stuff right here!

      *shakes fist in defiance*

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Please don’t, thanks. I think it’s War on Christmas to play shitty Christmas music. Give me the Mormon Tabernacle Choir or Frank Sinatra or Andy Williams, and I’m fine with it, but crappy covers of “Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer” by otherwise-unemployed backup singers with digitized accompaniment is Not. Good. Music.

        • Opiwan

          Ok, upfist for making me laugh guffawingly at “otherwise-unemployed backup singers with digitized accompaniment”… Can’t top that!

  • ManchuCandidate

    He is quite the Twitter Pee Hooker giving out secrets in drips and dribbles.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Does this mean Pizzagate was an illegal leak?

  • Ryan Denniston
  • Righteous Action Jack

    OT: Just letting everyone know that I started Mirtazapine last night and that shit kicked my ass. I am completely out of it today, so expect a lot more spelling errors than you have all come to know and love. This goes on top of the Sertralin and the Buspar. The good news is that I passed out at 8:30 last night and stayed that way until 6 AM. Legally stoned today, so yay me!

    • William

      Best wishes for your recovery. I also believe I speak for everyone here when I tell you that your spelling on your worse day would still make you appear to be a Fulbright scholar compared to the brightest poster at the Heritage foundation.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Enjoy it while it’s legal. You’ll be back to having an illegal smile soon enough.

      • Righteous Action Jack

        Nah, it’s been legal for decades, it’s a very old med that’s been retrofitted for PTSD treatment.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • Righteous Action Jack

      How long before he starts spilling everything.

      • Snopes Shop

        Give him a few drinks

    • Lyly Sirivong

      *Jaw drops* So who’s moving up ? Kushner ? Miller ?

  • Righteous Action Jack

    BANNON IS OUT!

    • TheGrandWazoo2

      Hi Steve, this is Bob Mueller…care to chat?

      • Righteous Action Jack

        He looks like a squealer to me.

        • bookish

          Weak, definitely weak.

          • Righteous Action Jack

            Weak as water, to be sure.

        • I hear Banjo music (played by some git in an Izod polo shirt)

    • bookish

      Fuck him. Good riddance.

  • janecita

    Oh shit!! Bannon got fired!

    • MynameisBlarney

      HA!
      Now we just gotta get that nazi gorka out and that other fucktard…Miller?

      • Righteous Action Jack

        Dead-eyed Fredo Stephen Miller.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Trump is another the other fucktard

        • MynameisBlarney

          Aye.
          That he is.

      • ltmcdies

        yep one down….three more shit heads to go..or however many shitheads in this administration

        • Fun with Cthulhu

          Sorry, it’s shitheads (R) all the way down.

      • jesterpunk

        Dont forget the head Nazi.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Oh I ain’t.
          He’s the prize.

      • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

        Gotta get AOT out, K.

    • Righteous Action Jack

      Yup! MSNBC reports that a senior official conforms it.

    • NastyBossetti

      Well… it’s a start.

    • proudgrampa

      Wow.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    It didn’t even occur to me that Posobiec was a slavic name… Duh. He could be a Johnson for all we care, it’s not about his name, it’s about the shitty things he does.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    Amazing. Wonkette comments is the fastest news source.

    • proudgrampa

      I get all my news,weather and porn from Wonkette.

      • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

        And recipes.

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          I’ve decided I want tapas with my wine tonight. Any suggestions?

          • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

            Bacon wrapped canned clams.

        • proudgrampa

          Forgot about the recipes…

      • SweetDeeKat

        Porn? Am I tracking the wrong threads?

        • Arolpin

          Well, it’s a subtle type of porn. There are lots of double entendre and dick jokes, and maybe even a reference to boobs, but you have to supply your own images. It’s basically the equivalent of scrambled cable porn from the 80s.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          You have to be a subscriber.

  • Opiwan

    Security clearance holders have to treat classified information the same no matter where or when it is presented. They have to only access that information they are cleared for and HAVE A NEED TO KNOW FOR THE JOB THEY’RE WORKING ON. They may not disseminate or comment on any information they have access to except in a closed environment to people with the appropriate level of clearance AND THE NEED TO KNOW. Accessing Wikileaks’ classified information and then even commenting on it offhand should be enough to revoke his clearance, period.

  • bookish

    Matt Colligan of Boston identified as Charlottesville marcher.

    https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/08/17/outed-online-local-man-now-tied-charlottesville-rally/ogcIJNveEemS1YPSHqzHuN/story.html?p1=Article_Recommended_ReadMore_Pos1

    Until Stock outed him, Millennial_Matt was another anonymous Internet troll, spreading hate without consequences and saying increasingly outrageous things to get a rise out of people.

    How much of his shtick is trolling for attention and how much was deeply held racism is impossible to know, if that even matters. Many a racist has sought to obscure his ideology in a cloud of LOL JKs. But once you show up among the chanting, torch-bearing crowd, then you own the full-throated white supremacy that comes with it.

    • Joe Beese

      Terri’s Hair Salon released a statement saying that it would no longer employ Mr. Colligan to stand beside a heavily trafficked street and rotate a sign advertising its “Glamour Cuts” special offer.

      “Terri’s Hair Salon has always been committed to bringing out the inner beauty of customers all of races and backgrounds. It has no association with and no tolerance for the kind of bigotry and prejudice displayed at Charlottesville.”

  • Snopes Shop

    Breitbart shitcanned

    • Marion in Savannah

      Well, not quite yet. Mein Fubar is still “debating” with his staff exactly how to go about it.

      “The president and senior White House officials were debating when and how to dismiss Mr. Bannon. The two administration officials cautioned that Mr. Trump is known to be averse to confrontation within his inner circle, and could decide to keep on Mr. Bannon for some time.”

      https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/18/us/politics/steve-bannon-trump-white-house.html

      But the signs are positive…

      • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

        Maybe it depends on what happens at this meeting in Camp David. Dampnut wants to hire Blackwater (or whatever they’re called now) to be his Praetorian guard.

  • Bill D. Burger

    The Bannon tumor is out…..Now we need to see that the Orange disease is impeached and removed.

  • spangled
  • janecita

    I just want to say, that now that Bannon is out, I hope that he turns Breibart into the anti-Trump publication.

    • William

      How (exactly) would Herr Bannon be able to make Trump look bad to a Breitbart reader?

      • janecita

        If there is a person that can do it is Steve Bannon. He might be a racist, but he is the smartest racist in the White House.

        • William

          That’s a bit like being the sharpest ball at a bowling alley, no?

          • janecita

            Pretty much;-)

      • Claire

        That’s a good question. I look forward to finding out.

  • William
  • wide_stance_hubby

    RE: firing Bannon. I never thought he’d do it, out of fear of repercussions. Now, he has the alt-right hating him, too. Maybe D45 is going to resign. . .

    • P’jama Pahnts

      His ghost writer is predicting Trump will declare victory and resign this year.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Saw that. Nice fap and then I fell asleep!

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      bannon is a devious muthafucker, so my thought about that is maybe he made those comments to piss of the alt-right, knowing he’d be out, but Donnie would keep their support.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        I think Bannon was just drunk and running his mouth

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          occam’s razor says you’re right.

        • Thurman Munster IV

          He’s a teetotaller. Doesn’t need to be drunk to be an asshole

  • Joe Beese

    The Trump administration is now free of racist influence!

    Except for the President.

    And the Attorney General.

    And whatever Stephen Miller is.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Now, why would you want to hurt Pence’s fee-fees like that? He’s plenty racist, just give the man a chance.

  • Claire

    Stocks are up on the news.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Joe Beese

    The two administration officials cautioned that Mr. Trump is known to be averse to confrontation within his inner circle, and could decide to keep on Mr. Bannon for some time.

    You know. A coward.

    • ltmcdies

      so until we see security march Bannon out with his stuff in a cardboard box , don’t get excited?

  • NastyBossetti

    Well, the funnel cake of sadness I ordered to be delivered with my lunch is now a celebratory funnel cake of Bye, Asshole Steve Bannon!

    • janecita

      OMG, where can you get funnel cake delivered in Jersey?

      • NastyBossetti

        I’m on the other side of Philly in the western burbs, so unfortunately they don’t go that far. I just checked to see if they have any other locations, but they don’t.

        • janecita

          :-( Funnel cakes are my weakness. I LOVE those things!

          • NastyBossetti

            Yes! This is the first time I’ve had one delivered. I didn’t even know it was a possibility. As soon as I saw it on the menu, I was like, “ok DONE!”

          • mailman27

            Can eat that shit till I ‘splode.

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          hey! I’m in the western burbs of Phillufia.

          • NastyBossetti

            Hey neighbor! If you’re in the northwestern burbs, like, for example, Conshohocken, you can get funnel cake delivered from FWOT.

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            I’m further west. I probably don’t really qualify as the “western burbs of Phillufia,” but it’s better than saying I live in Bumblefuck, PA. Actually, I’m right on the cusp of Amish country, but I do get into Philly a lot. And of course, I go to the King of Prussia mall.

          • NastyBossetti

            Yeah I get it. No one has ever heard of Bumblefuck anyway! I live a bit further south and closer to the city, but my office is here. We should get a Wonkette Western Burbs of Philly Drinky Thing together. I bet there are more of us around these parts…

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            Definitely!

  • Righteous Action Jack

    Hate to ruin this for everyone, but Cheeto Benito could still change his mind about shitcanning Bane-on.

    • Snopes Shop

      CNN just announced his firing so you are probably right!

    • Changeling

      Or move him into a different position. Have they said he’s gone altogether?

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Dept of Energy or Homeland Security?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Maybe Ivanka and Jared can talk him into moderating his position on the whole “fire the asshole” issue.

  • memzilla Ω

    O/T BREAKING: Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?
    . https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/898587245661126657

    • WotsAllThisThen

      If it’s on Twitter then it’s official.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        His young friend Maggie at the Times had it. It’s official.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    A well oiled machine…

  • Bill D. Burger
    • cheetojeebus

      an urofuckboros of fucks.

  • TheGrandWazoo2
  • Sonics79

    “…violence inherent in the system…” – shout out to Monty Python, thanks Doc!

  • cheetojeebus

    Wolf Blitzer ‘he’s become more presidential’ in 321…

    • Joe Beese

      Van Jones, angrily: “That’s my move!”

    • Bill D. Burger

      “Today Donald Trump became President of the United States.”

  • Joe Beese

    You realize, of course, that this was deliberately leaked in the hope that it would embarrass Bannon into resigning – and so spare Trump the alt-right blowback of having fired him.

    Trump apparently has never understood Steve Bannon.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      i said something similar below.

      • Joe Beese

        Ah.

        Great minds think alike.

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          ; )

    • NastyBossetti

      Yeah, it is so dumb.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Maybe one day Bannon will discover his special purpose.

      • Righteous Action Jack

        Worm food?

      • proudgrampa

        Bless his heart.

    • Pisto75666

      Didn’t Bannon threaten that if he got fired or was forced to resign that all bets or off or something like that? Or was that a fever dream on my part? I’m seriously asking.

  • Couldn’t find any data, but I think I read somewhere most TOP SECRET clearance holders are just teenagers in the Army who were smart enough to learn to speak the local gibberish and are used to translate intercepted phone conversations.
    https://previews.123rf.com/images/carmenbobo/carmenbobo1412/carmenbobo141200653/34738830-Rubber-stamp-with-text-please-confirm-inside-vector-illustration-Stock-Vector.jpg

    • proudgrampa

      Makes sense. The older you are the more they have to investigate for your clearance.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    How thoughtful of Bannon to get fired just before the weekend, so I’ll have time to follow the developments.

    • Courser_Resistance

      I only work 1/2 days on Friday, so it broke just as I was off work (and I work from home)

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    OMG Y’all, Bannon quit, and it’s broken MSNBC

    • Snopes Shop

      I wish it broke it

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Courser_Resistance

    Just got an alert from WashPo. Bannon’s out at the WH!

    WHOA! IF TRUE!

    • Snopes Shop

      It’s true.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Whoa!

        • NastyBossetti

          This thread is perfect.

    • blarg

      Should we celebrate? Not sure who will be talking over this role. Richard Spencer? Baked Alaska?

      • Snopes Shop

        Jared?

      • BrianW

        I hear that Chris Cantwell guy might be looking for a job. Out with the Harkonnens, in with the Crying Nazis.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    Maybe Bannon quit over Trump’s deplorable nazi comments.

    Ha ha ha

  • Covfefe

    WaPo say Bannon is “you’re fired.”

  • Moebym Reborn
    • Joe Beese

      Republicans are practically pulling their hair out, frustrated over the leadership vacuum they say Trump is creating. The way they see it, the party is gearing up for one of the most politically precarious legislative stretches in recent memory. In addition to tackling the debt ceiling and tax reform, GOP leaders need to avert a government shutdown, strike a long-term spending deal with Democrats and pass a budget that appeases conservatives and moderate Republicans — all in the next couple of months. …

      And yet, rank-and-file Republicans have had to drop what they’re doing to repudiate Trump’s remarks on Charlottesville, as have Cabinet members and military officials.

      http://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/17/trump-confederate-fight-threatens-gop-agenda-241755

      • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

        The Lord works in mysterious ways….

      • Lord Jim

        And yet some CNN “Senior Political Commentator” (and Heritage Foundation hack) said that Trump should be credited for record low unemployment and high stock exchange scores. I wanted to scream at the stoopid fuck “Which fucking Trump action led to this economic boom?! Was it the decision to allow coal companies to dump coal ash in streams again? Cutting funding to the Appalachian Regional Commission?”

        Fuck.

  • laughingnome

    Bannon won’t go quietly … will be interesting to hear what vengeful spew issues from his ugly maw

    • Joe Beese

      I think Bannon will find that Trump’s cult of personality is more enduring than his own.

      • laughingnome

        Yes, but he will likely try to out Nazi him –

  • Bill D. Burger

    Looks like that last Confederate statue they torn down was Bannon’s last horcrux huh?

  • Bill D. Burger
  • laughingnome
    • Oblios_Cap

      I prefer Levon Helm’s singing.

      I was just watching “The Last Waltz” yesterday. That’s a movie that has aged well.

      • laughingnome

        yeah – first thing that came up on youtube was Baez – love her voice though

  • Werewolf

    Auf wiedersehn, Herr Reichsführer Bannon!

  • Bill D. Burger
  • blarg

    I can’t make myself go to Dead Breitbart. Anyone go over there? Are they “wetting themselves”?

    • Walter Wellstone

      I ain’t doing that. I can’t even …

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Nope. Sorry. It’s not my turn to take one for the team. My skin is still raw from my last Silkwood Shower.

    • bbayliss

      from breitbart:
      AMP2020 • a few seconds ago
      Anyone who has half a brain knows this means the Trump agenda is FINISHED.

      The WH is PACKED with democrats, Rinos & Obama hold overs.

      This is a Trump train derailment.

      Time to focus on primaries and local elections.

      Complete disaster.
      And this:
      mike_ten • 3 minutes ago

      Trump was Trump before Bannon and Trump will be Trump after Bannon.

      Trump doesn’t need Bannon to stay on message and he doesn’t need Bannon to fight the media.

      If Trump stops fighting the media, then you know the left has won.

      Until then, carry on with the support of our President.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        One more quote and verily I shall issue spontaneously all upon myself.

        • bbayliss

          go get your own, I’m usin’ these.

      • Ricky Gay

        Writes like Trump!

      • Bobathonic

        “To stay on message”, that’s freaking hilarious!

    • Vincent Ricola

      I can’t. I’ve had my fill of Nazi propaganda for the week.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      *holds nose* I’m going in!

    • BrianW

      You mean more than normal? Sorry, but can’t help you out as I’m not going to that website.

    • janecita

      I went there so you don’t have to. The comments alone were worth the trip. They are PISSED!!!

    • armed_bears
      • armed_bears

        And no, I did not know Breitbart was a Disqus territory, also too.

      • blarg

        This pleases me.

      • bbayliss

        “the vicious, socialist, ethnocentric (sic) hateful media and left”
        ummmm that word you use that you think makes you look smart? It doesn’t mean what you think it means.

        • Lord Jim

          “Ethnocentric”? “Hateful”? Pure projection.

          • bbayliss

            You can’t spell nazi without ethnocentricity.

      • hendenburg2
      • The Librarian

        Boo hoo. It’s not a great loss. Wasn’t much in there to begin with.

  • bbayliss

    Bannon out…new phase of stability to White House?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • The Librarian

      Just saw!! Whoo hoo!!!!!

    • Walter Wellstone

      President Bannon is no more? One by one they fall. I hope Hannity is next.

      • Vincent Ricola

        I’m taking a day of celebration from work if (when?) Hannity falls.

  • Bill D. Burger

    BFFs…. Together forever!

    \http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/58af3efd549057814f8b48e2-2000/ap17054707562907.jpg

  • Reximus

    Bannon’s out

  • george lastrapes

    Was the pustule lanced, or did it explode spontaneously?

  • Vincent Ricola

    Bannon out! Time to go back to drinking himself to death while clicking “approve” on Breitbart story submissions and convincing angry white males that lady video game developers are the reason they can’t have sex. Time to fuck the fuck off fucker.

    • Ricky Gay

      He gonna need a new bathtub. :(

  • Joe Beese

    One White House source twists the knife: “His departure may seem turbulent in the media, but inside it will be very smooth. He has no projects or responsibilities to hand off.”

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    Fantastic news about Bannon. Watch the right wing cannibalize itself over this.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    All together now: I did Nazi that coming.

    • He had to do what he felt was REICH.

      • WIDTAP

        He quit to spend more time to Goebbels his own cock.

  • CindyinEncinitas

    And they all fall down.

  • Blackest Noobs

    whaaaaaaaa????!!!!????

    i just got BINGO on my Trump card….Bannon OUT!

  • Joe Beese

    “You can’t fire me, I quit (two weeks ago)”?

    https://twitter.com/SaraCarterDC/status/898588141686104070

    • CindyinEncinitas

      Diseased Shitsack says what now?

  • Michael R
  • Ricky Gay

    His name sounds like a condition. Or an infection.

    • Ricky Gay

      Posobiec that is. Bannon is one.

      • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

        Does a bannonectomy do anything for a bad case and of posobiec on your gorka? Asking for a syphilitic friend.

        • Ricky Gay

          Ha!

        • Trip Space-Parasite

          No, the whole gorka’s going to have to come off.

          • Ricky Gay

            They say you can pack it with ripe peaches to ease the pain. I think that is called impeaching.

  • Joe Beese
  • Villago Delenda Est

    This vile shit should be dismissed for the good of the service.

  • TJ Barke

    So Bannon’s out, but do Gorka and Miller remain? Cuz if so, the nazi stank remains.

    • Walter Wellstone

      Give President Kelly time. He’s got his shit together.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Bannon, Gorka, and Miller are just symptoms.

        Donald is the disease.

      • janecita

        Kelly is just as bad as the rest.

        • Lord Jim

          YES.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        I doubt this was Kelly’s doing. I’d bet it’s Jared flexing his muscles

      • Lord Jim

        Kelly cannot control Trump. No one can. People who thought Kelly would bring normality and stability to Trashfire’s admin were naive, at best. Not the least of whom was Kelly himself.

    • Blackest Noobs

      well with Trump still in, there always be that Nazi Stank

      • Bobathonic

        I think of it more as a NAZI taint.

        • Blackest Noobs

          taint, stank, regardless, it’s all Nazis….we need no stinky Nazis.

    • Courser_Resistance

      Oh, we’re going to have to fumigate the whole motherfucking White House after they leave. It’s the stench that lingers…

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    Bannon trying to save face: Says He Submitted Resignation August 7. “You didn’t fire me, I quit!”

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/08/18/steve-bannon-out-white-house/

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “You didn’t break up with me! I broke up with YOU!”

      • Walter Wellstone

        It’s not you; it’s me.

    • TJ Barke

      So it only took 11 days for him to finally leave…

      • wide_stance_hubby

        That’s alot of doors hitting his ass on the way out, but it’s big enough for the task.

    • Joe Beese

      he had submitted his resignation to the president on Aug. 7, to be announced at the start of this week

      Pull the other one. It plays “Baby Hit Me One More Time”.

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      Bannon trying to save face

      A bit late for that I’d say.

      https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/steve-bannon.jpg

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    i have another conspiracy theory:

    What if Bannon and Trump leak that he’s going to leave, just so Trump can come out and say, “It’s total bullshit, steve’s here to stay. SEE FAKE NEWS!”

    Isn’t that dummy LePage did?

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      Nevermind:

      The White House has now issued a statement:

      White House Chief of Staff John Kelly and Steve Bannon have mutually agreed today would be Steve’s last day. We are grateful for his service and wish him the best.

      • blarg

        Trump is such a pussy. Having underlings do his dirty work.

  • Thiazin Red

    I can only hope that Bannon is angry about this, and starts putting critical stuff on Brietbart. That would give the Trump fans something to think about. They liked him in part because of the positive press on alt-right sites.

    • janecita

      I said the same thing before, a girl can always dream:-)

      • Thiazin Red

        A dream is a wish your heart makes.

        • H0mer0

          [my heart is one sick fucker if that’s the case–I mean I have lots of weird dreams]

  • CO
    • Villago Delenda Est

      It’s the only real family he’s got, after all.

    • laughingnome

      No one else will, so…

    • wide_stance_hubby

      [bows all the way to the damn ground]

    • dlemex

      And again I will not need any bunk time today. Thanks?

    • covfefesumgame0005

      the only question that remains is…does he swallow?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      just saw your post

      GMTA

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    BTW, asshole, there has been plenty of coverage and outrage about the violence in Chicago.

    You’re welcome.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fe25265e6363f817b4d70eaf7c739a26103f2fd674d7a211979012fe9fdc3482.png

  • OT: IS ANY OF THIS CRAP REALLY ‘OT’?

    School principal writes a book (you know…FOR KIDS) all about the misadventures of Pepe the Frog and his pal Pede the Centipede,

    SNOWFLAKE BABBY TEARS FOLLOW!

    http://twentytwowords.com/a-school-principal-wrote-a-kids-book-about-pepe-the-frog-it-wasnt-received-well/

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7633bf8bba48cf06982d02a593c3338a215908b4718ddb0226dcdfb1f21f02f3.png

    • WIDTAP

      Is Pede the one that McCain says is always dropping shoes?

      • All of them drops, soon.

        NEWS TO MEL Apparently ‘Pede’ is some other weird alt-right meme thingy.

        • Oblios_Cap

          Odd. I would have thought it would be Pedo.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      What, no Pedo the Bear?

  • Claire
    • Villago Delenda Est

      Oh, fuck the vile mutation that was once Ted Turner’s pride and joy.

  • freakishlypersistent

    Okay. Fine. Gin Blossom is out, what about Miller and Gorka, oh, and fucking Trump?

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Nope. Pence next, please. I would like Drumpf to be the last one standing. I’m fine with a lame duck, standing-forelornly-in-the-wreckage President Ryan for a couple years.

      • marxalot

        While special elections are held to replace everyone who has to play Musical Chairs to create another administration.

      • Tishalicious

        *a whispered, fervent prayer* Pelosi in 2018

  • Bill D. Burger
    • armed_bears

      This.

  • Joe Beese
    • wide_stance_hubby

      List needs just 1 more item. . .

    • blarg

      Funny, I never would’ve figured Spicey as the only one to truly ragequit.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Four down, two to go.

  • WIDTAP

    Ding Dong the witch is dead!

    I win the “Next Out of the White House Pool”. Sadly, I have to share the prize money with a lot of you as well.

    • H0mer0

      [I donate my share to you cuz: WORTH IT!]

  • Me not sure

    Now he’s outside pissin’ in. Mueller should have him in front of a grand jury ASAP.

  • Joe Beese
  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
    • Blackest Noobs

      Emperor Trump, my brother is coming for you.

      • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

        “with many Antifa warriors…”

        • Lord Jim

          Is Kellyanne Conway gonna get scratched with a gom jabbar needle?

    • Thiazin Red

      Got to give it to Lynch, he got handed Dune and thought not gross or weird enough, I can do better.

      • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

        Haha! I have no guilt in loving the hell out of this movie.

        • Lyly Sirivong

          I’m happy Jodorowsky didn’t get to do his own version.

  • timpundit

    I wouldn’t take this fireing in lying down if I were you Mr. Bannon,let your flying nazi monkeys fly.

  • Moebym Reborn
    • mailman27

      I only consume print media whilst in the can.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “Trump was furious after Bannon interview, source says

    From CNN’s Kaitlan Collins:

    A White House official says the president has privately stewed over Bannon in recent days, including from his golf course in New Jersey Thursday night.

    Trump was furious with his chief strategist after he was quoted in an interview with the American Prospect contradicting him on North Korea and asserting that he was able to make personnel changes at the State Department, the source said.”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Donald was even more furious about that book giving Bannon credit for Donald’s election in the first place.

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        and the Time Mag cover.

    • Courser_Resistance

      I figured Cheeto would have a meltdown over that. It may get more interesting in the next few days.

      Also too, Denver Metro wonkers! Peace Rally at the Capital step 1-3 Sunday! Be there or be square!

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Which was entirely predictable. Bannon did it on purpose to get himself fired so he could be a martyr for the cause.

  • BigCSouthside

    This goes 1 of 2 ways

    Either Bannon turns Breitbart into a weapons grade propaganda outfit, way worse than before, or he weaponizes it against trump

    • marxalot

      Por que no los dos?

      • Claire

        Yeah, Russia seems pretty tired of Trump. No reason Bannon can’t turn Breitbart into a pro-Russia, anti-Trump outfit.

  • Ezio

    So guys, how long before Trump goes on a twitter rant about how Bannon was a loser all along?

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    It’s been announced that Bannon has stepped aside in order to spend more time with his family sucking his own cock…

  • Bill D. Burger

    Just now: Alternative fact queen Kellyanne: “Mr. Bannon and the President have mutually agreed that Mr. Bannon will leave the adminsitration and we wish him well.”

    https://media.buzz.ie/uploads/2017/01/giphy-34.gif

    http://cdn6.whiskeyriff.com/wp-content/uploads/I-quit-GIF.gif

  • Michael R
    • House0fTheBlueLights

      christ

  • Vincent Ricola

    CNN’s resident sexxx god Jim Acosta is going hard with the “Bannon was fired, he did not quit, he was fired, regardless of what other news organizations say he was fired” reporting. I don’t know what this means yet, but I’m sure I’ll laugh when it all becomes clear in a few hours.

    • Thiazin Red

      Well since his surrogates have already issued statements about him leaving mutually, I expect him to tweet something that totally contradicts that soon.

  • Claire
  • MynameisBlarney

    Popcorn at the ready, troops!
    Dis gon be gud!

    https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/898589863922073600

    • ariel_gee_398

      Going?

      • Claire

        The thought that this might not even be Bannon’s final form is pretty disturbing.

    • Carpe Vagenda
      • Zippy W Pinhead

        I’m giving this one to team Jared- I don’t think Kelly has the pull, other than to assist in the effort

        • Carpe Vagenda

          You think? Because I wonder if the Mercers haven’t signaled that they’re backing a different horse now, what with Ted Cruz’ startling discovery of his gonads and his epiphany that he doesn’t like racists and nazis. I guess we’ll see if Kellyanne is next (although it would be kind of a shame if she moved her kids and had a full van Susteren and then didn’t get to be the TV face of the White House any more).

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Not sure where the Mercers are at right now, so it’s possible. I just don’t think Kelly could pull this off on his own without both the fact that Donnie was sick of Bannon and the fact that team Javanka viewed him as the competition/threat

          • Carpe Vagenda
          • Zippy W Pinhead

            ouch- now we know

      • alpacapunchbowl

        LOL at Javanka

        • Carpe Vagenda

          I had my fingers crossed for Redjav…

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Redka? Has a nice Russian ring to it.
            Javanka sounds like one of those fake-ass “coffee” drinks at Starbucks. I bet it includes a shot of pumpkin spice.

    • Oblios_Cap

      He’s already pretty damned ugly, if you ask me.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        WSWSDT

  • Joe Beese
    • bbayliss

      literally lol

  • Joe Beese
    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      wow, and I thought our threads could get overwhelming.

      • Joe Beese

        Give them credit for this much: They’ve got one huge mosh pit going on over there.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      This was the strategy. Bannon manipulated his ouster so that he could be a martyr. I don’t trust either of them or any of their idiot minions as far as I could throw them. This does not make me feel good at all.

    • Vincent Ricola

      I wonder if “Da Trumpstah” is going to feel forced into changing their screen name now.

    • ltmcdies

      awwwhh…are the wee widdle rats turning on their king…colour me not the least bit surprised

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      That last one is a beaut – the guy figures out the truth, but then he can’t handle it.

    • Covfefe

      Me also too. My heart is broke.

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Dead Breitbartians = worst Dead Kennedys cover band ever.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        I can see how they’d misinterpret the nuance of “nazi punks fuck off”.

        • (((fka_donnie_d)))

          All about the punctuation

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Ah, and as we know breitfarters and other assorted nazis don’t grok punctuation. Makes sense now!

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Part of me wants them to try and take the country back, and part of me doesn’t.

    • hendenburg2
    • LeftyProud

      That is a beautiful thing. Thank you for going to cesspool of Breibart so I don’t have to.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Just released statement: Alternative fact queen Kellyanne: “Mr. Bannon and the President have mutually agreed that Mr. Bannon will leave the adminsitration and we wish him well.”

    • Changeling

      So it’s war?

      • Bill D. Burger

        ~Bingo!~

    • Ωbjectifier

      Steve left to spend more time with his whisky.

      • Crystalclear12

        Not meth?

  • DainBramage
    • laughingnome

      Bet on this!

    • Vincent Ricola

      Pants tingles!

      • armed_bears

        bot also too ick.

    • MynameisBlarney
      • armed_bears

        I want to adopt this kid.

        • MynameisBlarney

          INORITE!?!

        • Joe Beese

          I would be afraid that he would kill me in my sleep.

          Or at least fail to understand me when I tell him Who is on first.

          • H0mer0

            don’t ask him about Niag–

      • jodyleek

        Oh, look! A tiny Buddy Hackett!

    • bbayliss

      BONERAMA

    • Bitter Scribe

      Go over to Breitbart.com and read the comments. Utter consternation. Tears as sweet as nectar.

      • freakishlypersistent

        Nope.

      • MynameisBlarney
      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        I knew that “liberal tears” shit would come back and bite them in the ass. I just didn’t know it would happen this soon.

      • MynameisBlarney
      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Whole buncha peeps in disbelief. I love how their default is to spin, spin, spin.

        “Sorry lefties, this is good news! Because reasons!”

      • Ωbjectifier

        Comments are coming in so fast I can’t even get banned this morning!

    • Oblios_Cap

      When did the Democrats have a white House full of stupids anywhere near the level of these jackholes?

  • Bill D. Burger

    Multiple sources: “Bannon is ready to go to war with Trump.”

    Any means necessary! _____Buy popcorn futures.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    New signage in the White House staff conference room…
    http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/keep-cal.jpg

  • Amelia Resists and Persists

    Heard that Bannon was out a while ago, just stopped laughing long enough to comment.

    This weekend is going to be…something.

  • Claire
    • Vincent Ricola

      I’m guessing yes. I like to think Littlefinger Jared Baelish whispered in Donald’s ear that Bannon is the reason why everyone thinks he’s a Nazi.

    • La forza del resistino

      He’ll have to bring in Oprah (ha!) or Sam L Jackson (haha!) to wipe that taint clean.

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      You mean, “unhinged”.

  • Anna Rompage

    Please let Gorka and Miller be next, pretty pretty pretty please…

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      I thought Gorka was already out?

      • La forza del resistino

        only after dark in a full moon. otherwise he hangs out in the closet.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Vampire libelzzzzzz

    • elviouslyqueer

      GORKA FIRST. I want his ass expatriated to somewhere nice. Like South Sudan.

      • MynameisBlarney

        As long as he’s expatriated with an Acme product.

        • elviouslyqueer

          The Illidium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, obvs.

          • marxalot

            Where’s that good old Earth-shattering kaboom?

  • Joe Beese

    RedState:

    If Bannon blames Trump for his ouster we’ll signs of that in the very near future as Breitbart and GateWayPundit suddenly discover that Trump is not a latter day messiah figure.

  • laughingnome

    Champagne tonite!

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      No. Trump is still Trump. If he does not pardon Arpaio, I might have half a beer.

  • Zippy W Pinhead
  • Righteous Action Jack

    He’s going back to DeadBrietbart.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      “Human ashtray crawls back to old job.”

  • Ezio

    Donald Trump changes his staff more than I change my avatar.

  • La forza del resistino

    So Bannon didn’t have a copy of the pee-pee tapes too after all

    • Michael R

      We’ll know soon .

  • Me not sure

    A free subpoena with every shitcanning.

  • Michael R
    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      When Gorka goes I’m going to make a celebratory pot of goulash.

  • WIDTAP

    So where is Susan Thornton throwing the party? Should be quite a bash.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
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  • Joe Beese

    Senior editor at large for Dead Breitbart:

    https://twitter.com/joelpollak/status/898595085247324161

  • Ezio

    How long before Trump supporters start saying that Bannon stepping down is all just an elaborate ploy by the Trump administration and Trump is just playing “four dimensional chess”?

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Not long enough

  • Indiepalin

    The left made these guys wear pieces of flair.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Hey now, don’t try to blame us libtards for Sheriff Clarke.

  • SnarkON

    How can he get a security clearance when he’s only 14?

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      Stop trying to get this back on topic!

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Sorry, Dok. This thread has now off-topicked the headline. It is now a Bannon thread.

  • Sean McLaren

    And Bannon’s going back to Breitbart to wage his populist war on Trump.

    It’s amazing how much like Jurassic Park this is. Some clever jerks just trying to get rich use cutting edge propaganda to bring back monsters from the past, then lose control of the monsters they’ve created. In the end they’re saved when the vicious pack hunters they created and the big dumb slow monster tear each other to pieces.

    • Joe Beese

      And their futuristic technology turns out to be an interactive CD-ROM.

    • SnarkON

      Trump is too stupid to keep his enemies closer.

    • Vincent Ricola

      We’ll get rescued from the island though, right?

      • Sean McLaren


        sure
        ..
        whatever helps you sleep at night

      • Thiazin Red

        Is this the book or the movie? Because what happens to the island is totally different.

        • Vincent Ricola

          Movie. I didn’t ever get around to reading the book, although now that I think about it I might have to add it to my list.

          • Thiazin Red

            Good news and bad news then. The island doesn’t get firebombed, but we’re still on an island with Bannon.

    • Thiazin Red

      Except there is no oiled up open shirted Jeff Goldblum.

      • ImGoingBacon

        Are you sure that was Jurassic Park? I thought it was during Earth Girls Are Easy.

        • TakingAmes

          Whichever.

    • Zippy W Pinhead
    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      Which is, in turn, pretty much exactly like Germany in the 1930s. Only this time we’re going to have to be saved by Germany in the 20-teens

  • susan_g

    Goofballs like Posobiec and Mike Flynn are proof that the term “military intelligence” is an oxymoron.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Poor Republicans……The Party of Lincoln Rockwell____loses a great voice for the Nazis today!

    Chris Cantwell cries like a little bitch!

  • SayItWithWookies

    Now that Bannon’s gone, the real work of this administration begins – getting the meth residue out of the White House hot tub.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Not to mention the grease…

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Don’t ask for Bannon on that assignment.

      Acid–filled bathtubs are closer to his speed.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    Anyone seen Huckabee Sanders lately?

    • William

      I heard she’s scheduled to have her back shaved today.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        It’s busy with Bannon’s departure, so she’s just getting her ass done.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      she was spending this morning trying to fend off questions about from reporters about Heather Heyers mother saying she wouldn’t talk to Trump.

      (i’m kidding, i saw a quote of Sanders basically saying, “our thoughts and prayers are still with Sandra Bro.”)

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      My local deli has a sale on expired ham. Is that close enough?

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      Oh, thank you so much for this. One of the best and most bizarre moments on that show, and Mr. Cat Cafe and I often say this to each other at exactly moments like this.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • Vincent Ricola

      Ned Stark libel!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Cripes Stone is such a fucking loser.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Roger Stone just gives me a Joe Piscopo I-do-too-know-Eddie-Murphy-twenty-years-after-knowing-Eddie-Murphy-was-a-thing vibe. I don’t think Trump is that lonely yet.

    • TJ Barke

      Those fuckers are Boltons, not Starks…

  • La forza del resistino

    zombie Henry VIII laughs and says he executed more wives and courtiers by this time of his 1st 8 months.

  • Mavenmaven

    Why are all of Trump’s people such pitiful losers?

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      Because he hires only the best losers. Believe me.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Because absent a perfect storm of media and consultant bullshit and russian intervention, they would have been associating themselves with a career-ending barbarian who had no chance of winning.

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      Because no person of any decency, moral core, or humanity will have anything to do with him. He’s a toxic shitstain.

    • jodyleek

      They are the most pitiful losers. Such huge losers. Ask anyone. Bigly.

    • Alan

      Because trump.

  • Claire

    This might be a distraction, but by God, it’s a distracting one.

    https://twitter.com/EricMGarcia/status/898597229602189312

    • bbayliss

      worth a visit.

    • Anna Rompage

      This is when they really start eating their own…

    • Carpe Vagenda

      The verse on his bio is

      But the king of Israel replied, “Tell him, ‘The one who is starting to strap on his battle armor should never brag like the one who is taking it off.'”

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        Strap ons? Man, that book has some kinky stuff!

    • Snopes Shop

      Oh I hope

    • The Librarian

      Love the responses. Edwin Starr would be proud, I think.

    • Internet Hitler

      Memeapolooza!

    • Lord Jim

      Found an interesting linky there: Wikileaks Turned Down Leaks On Russia Govt During US Presidential Election.

      Imagine that.

  • bbayliss

    Bannons’s resignation letter is dated August 7, when was his on the record/off the record interview?

    • Internet Hitler

      Maybe he just wrote one on the 7th of every month, waiting for the inevitable.

      • The Librarian

        I think it was a forced resignation. Trump probably wanted to let him save that ugly face.

        • Blackest Noobs

          but then Trump did the thing he always do, act like Trump, and say he fired him.

          • The Librarian

            Staying in character?

        • Alan

          Too late.

    • The Librarian

      August 9

      • bbayliss

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHacough

        • The Librarian

          IKR?!!!!! No wonder he looned it up more than usual.

  • La forza del resistino

    Ivanka finally got Dad to switch from Bannon’s yogurt to Chobani.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Dude, I’m trying to eat lunch over here.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        Are you new? You should know by now to never read Wonk comments with anything in your mouth!

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Not hardly. Bannon and yogurt is just a tippy toe too far!

    • Red Richmond

      Yeah but he still likes Putinski brand yogurt best.

  • gullywompr

    You’d be surprised by the individuals with a TS clearance.

    Asking for a friend.

  • gene108

    Government bureaucracy moves slowly. It’s no big deal that revoking is clearance is taking time.

  • Poly_Ester

    Nothing says sound judgement like a Naval intelligence officer with a Twitter account.

    • phoenix00

      Naval intelligence libelz!!!

  • shivaskeeper

    His clearance is suspended if it’s under review. That means no access of classified info. Of his job requires the access he can’t do his job. I don’t see a long career in front of him.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Hey, I’ll sleep better knowing that the security of my country is in the hands of crackerjacks like him.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    When does he land a Trump regime job?

    • Johnny Appleseed

      Conveniently, one just opened (again)!

  • Zyxomma

    Ohhh, wingnuts.

  • Stephanie Rakowski

    Is it wrong I kept reading his name as Proboscis?

    • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

      I always read it as, “Probiotics”. You know, basically, bacteria.

      • Dinz6315

        Prokofiev.
        Apologies to the composer.

      • phoenix00

        Probiotics libelz!! That bacteria is actually useful!

        Posobiec, otoh…..

  • LastNewDealer?

    This asshole claims xenophobia because he married a Russian national…my family was RussianOrthodox and my dad nearly lost his job in the late 50s because our church still had connections to the Moscow Patriarchate. And when I hired on to aerospace in the mid 80s my clearance took forever. So he’s full of shit. Any contact with a foreign national or entity-such as a chamber concert sponsored by the Italian consulate-had to be reported and I had to be debriefed. He’s an arrogant ignorant nekulturny rat pup

    No disrespect to rats

    • Bill Diaz

      Nekulturny is a word we need in English, although the literal translation doesnt quite cut it. My wife is a Caucasian, as in Krasnodar and was born in the USSR. She really is more of a St Pete girl and her mother is a professor there.

      As a scientist, former Russian nationals are a common sight, we have greatly benefited from the massive brain at the end of the USSR and we are lucky to have them. But even now, there are ‘problems’ with US/Eastern European relationships and some of the assumptions made. Olga has a great sense of humor about it, her Halloween costumes have included ‘Russianbrides.com’ and Orly Taitz outfits. Shrieking women with slavic accents are a huge turn on of mine, lol.

      In science, its no biggie, we are a ‘globalist’ population by nature. Olga had her own career, her own publications etc, but if you look at how Trump’s wife is viewed, its kinda shameful. Im not a fan. but the assumption that she is little more than a gold digger is demeaning, especially when it is her heritage that fuels such speculation.

      It is easy to see how this might still translate into current service, but this guy is crazy from the get-go. He might even lack the ability to put such things in perspective anymore.

      I worry about my kids too, they turn 21 in a couple of days. Will they be viewed as an ‘enemy’ because of their Russian heritage? It is a scary thing to consider, almost as scary as my son’s desire to serve in the Army (he speaks fluent Russian and Ukrainian and hates Putin).

      It certainly isnt anything like the hysteria of the 50s, but even baseline USA is a frightening place now.

      2/505 PIR, H-Minus
      Have a great day!

      • LastNewDealer?

        I agree with you about the stereotyping, but that’s just…American. Slander the group and love the individual. At least at one time. It just keeps us from seeing the actual picture, like Russia being a kleptocracy with a one-trick economy, rather than “not communist therefore our friend”. You are welcome to dispute this but Russia has had a war with the West since before the Great Schism.

        • Bill Diaz

          Im not sure what you are talking about really. I remember listening to stories about ‘Bush legs’ from my MIL and wife and why the Sr Bush is so popular among Russians.

          But Russia becoming a kleptocracy was a fact as soon as state assets were privatized and I shard the outrage of the Russian people at the theft. Americans dont realize that the Cold War isnt what toppled the USSR, but the fact that their economy was reliant on resource extraction rather than manufacturing or agriculture.

          What kind of person Putin was/is wasnt obvious for some time after his ascension to power, but it didnt take long to reveal him for what he was.

          I feel the same way about Russia that I do about Israel or for that matter, the US. I love the countries, respect and love their people and despise their governments.

          Have a great day!

      • LastNewDealer?

        BTW I love the Russian Brides costume idea…but a potential warming of the blood for Orly Taitz….ewwwww.

  • esublime

    It makes sense if it was his job to do what he was doing..

  • Baileyppfeffer

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  • VandeGraf

    During the conflict in RVN you could get a Top Secret clearance by tripping and falling down. Or it might wind up in your laundry by accident. A lot of dudes with such clearances were massively doped up. But I can tell you that they kept mum on where it came from. Mama-san was safe. Whoops.

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