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Oh, Fox News! Never change! Just kidding, please change!

Jesse Watters, Bill O’Reilly’s former “funny” ambushing Man On The Street sidekick, is definitely not racist. He certainly isn’t racist about Chinese people, he just thinks they’re HILARIOUS, as he showed when he visited Chinatown and Made Asian Racism Fun again, for the amusement of O’Reilly’s viewers.

And Watters knows America The Beautiful is NOT a racist country, even as we are reeling from the LITERAL NAZI TERRORIST ATTACK in Charlottesville. Now that Watters has his own show (gross! he does), he used his bigger platform to deliver a soliloquy about how racial harmony is just breaking out all over in the United States. It ended like this:

What we saw in Charlottesville were fringe fanatics who don’t represent this country. America is not a racist nation. It’s time we stop acting like it is.

OK! Whatever you say, Jesse Watters! Racism is nonexistent, as long as you close your eyes, stick your fingers in your ears and ignore all the racism!

Having said that, Watters moved on, because he had more non-racist Fox News to say. For instance, he was JUST WONDERING IF THESE TWO BLACK LADIES …

… MAXINE WATERS AND SUSAN RICE, are “siding with the North Korean dictator.” It is an innocent question! WELL ARE THEY? Never mind that Waters and Rice are two of the black women Fox News most commonly throws up onscreen when they want to dogwhistle the N-word into their pig racist viewers’ brains. Tucker Carlson does it! Jesse Watters’s old boss did it!

To be clear (and you’d understand this if you watched the video LIKE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO) that was an immediate transition. The whole thing took fewer than twenty seconds.

But that’s not all! Watters also previewed another very important story, which was just about whether SCARY BLACK GUYS WITH GUNS, LIKE THIS DUDE …

… are “threatening President Trump over food stamps.” Is that SCARY BLACK GUY going to make “pew pew!” at Dear Leader Trump, because he’s mad he can’t use his Obamaphone to buy bejeweled lobster cakes with his food stamps? IS THAT GOING TO HAPPEN, RACIALLY TRANSCENDENT FOX NEWS VIEWER? WELL IS IT? IS IT?

MAXINE WATERS? SUSAN RICE? THAT GUY MAKING THE GRRR FACE AND WEARING THE HIPPITY HOPPER BLINGS?

IS HIPPITY HOPPER GUY ON NORTH KOREA’S SIDE TOO?

DOES MAXINE WATERS HAVE A GUN?

PANIC, WHITE AMERICA, PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




But no worries. America is not a racist country. It’s just those Leftists who so angrily do racism to poor innocent Nazis, many of whom are fine historical statue enthusiasts who just love statues so much they refuse to discriminate against the Confederate ones. That’s what (also Fox News host) Tucker Carlson and (guy who masturbates to “Fox News,” allegedly) Donald Trump said.

Next up on the Jesse Watters TV program: another heartfelt condemnation of neo-Nazis, immediately followed by the Fox News exclusive, “How Many Angry Blacks Are Hiding In Your Bathroom RIGHT NOW?”

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  • Joe Beese
  • WIDTAP

    Racist, yes. Trying to get better – eh, baby steps:

    Rather than putting pressure on the businesspeople of the Manufacturing Council & Strategy & Policy Forum, I am ending both. Thank you all!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 16, 2017

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Some people just want to watch the world burn. And some have invested highly in accelerant and matches stocks.

    • bbayliss

      Take ball, go home.

      • MrTusks

        We in the gamer community call this “ragequitting.”

        • Jennaratrix

          Complete with flounce-out statement. All he needed to do was call all the women on the councils (wait, were there any?) bitches and cunts and he’d have been three for three.

          • MrTusks

            Points off for not telling them to make him a sandwich.

          • Jennaratrix

            Just spit ice cream on my keyboard. Nicely played.

        • (((fka_donnie_d)))

          Finally, a real gamer =P

        • ObscurePopCultureReference

          How soon before he blames his problems on lag? Can we nerf the powers of the office for the duration of his “presidency”?

    • I’m all snarked out to reply. Let me recharge my snarkitidues and I’ll get back to this. Yesterday it was the onion meta, and now this. I seriously think I died a while ago and I’m now living in some strange twilight zone. I’m just looking for Dan Akroyd to pop out of a corner and start explaining this week’s episode…

      • arglebargle

        or Rod Serling

    • Claire

      “I didn’t want to be friends with you anyway!”

    • Me not sure

      “Hey where did everybody go?”https://youtu.be/K8E_zMLCRNg

    • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

      End them both? Why? Just keep them going and resign.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      “You can’t quit me! I fire you!”

      – Donald Trump

    • laughingnome

      Rather than continuing to destroy the nation, I am quitting.
      – My Fantasy Donald J. Trump

    • Jennaratrix

      “If you guys won’t play by my rules, I’m taking my game/ball/toys and going home! HMMMPH!”

      Classic. Twitler’s* the guy who was always the banker in Monopoly so he could make interest-free bank loans to himself, but it was his game so if you argued he wouldn’t let you play. Which was bad enough when we were 10 and the only thing at stake was Boardwalk. Now that asshole kid is the president, the economy his bank, and he’s built hotels on all the good properties.

      *I’ve been calling him Twitler for a while now, but that nickname took on a whole new meaning this weekend. Yikes.

    • Lord Jim

      What happened to the many CEOs he said were available to take the place of the ones who resigned?

      • Suttree

        They told him to go fuck the closest 220 volt outlet?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance
      • WIDTAP

        President Tommy Flanagan. “Yeah! That’s the ticket!”

  • Daredevil

    Jesse Watters looks like the racist love child of Adam Carolla and Tobey Maguire. Same hair, same smirk.

  • TJ Barke

    People that aren’t racist don’t generally act so defensive about racism.

  • Iron Monkey

    I can’t imagine a sufficiently warped universe in which I would watch a Jesse Watters video.

    • What about the one where the college professor broke his foot…

    • TJ Barke

      A world in which he wasn’t a malignant, mentally defective, mendacious garbage homonculus?

      • Oblios_Cap

        Bizarro World?

        • Raan

          “I hate them all except Turtle Face.”

    • Relativicus

      I just can’t afford to keep buying iPads and televisions so I’ll continue to rely on transcriptions.

    • Pilotshark

      the only way i would, is if i was ambushed, like he does his subjects.

  • DerrickWildcat

    Probably going on vacation again.

    • armed_bears

      To a farm upstate, where he can run and play all day?

  • Msgr_MΩment

    “Not see! Not see! YOU’RE the one who sees race!”

  • OrG in London

    Hey dude, say it to Auntie Maxine’s face. G’on,I double dog dare ya.

  • foiled again

    So, what’s the name of his show- Jesse Watters: Lipless Fuck?

    He’s like every schoolyard turd who received a wedgie, cried about it, then became head cheerleader of the wedgie team.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      “Gimme a U!
      Gimme an R!
      Gimme an A!…..”

      • foiled again

        Where I came from, we called wedgies ‘snuggies’.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Jesse who?

    • proudgrampa

      I thought they were talking about Jessica Walters. She really let herself go.

  • The Wanderer

    “How many angry blacks are hiding in my bathroom right now?”
    I’d have to say not enough.

    • Depends, I’m at work now, and it’s just after lunch. I’m not sure hiding is the right term… maybe taking a trump. And then again, I’m not sure they’re angry either, so the question really should be, are there enough stalls open, cause I really need to drop a trump.

      • laughingnome

        Trump: Enema of the People

      • BearGHAZI

        Wow, I will never refer to a bowel movement as anything but ‘taking a Trump’ for the rest of my days

        • The Wanderer

          I do a bit of change-up by saying that “I’m taking a course at Brown University” or “I’m coaching the Browns to the Super Bowl.”

          • Lord Jim

            Gotta drop a few friends off at the pool.

  • fawkedifiknow

    Mouth-breathers, knuckle-draggers and cousin-marryin’ people all agree on one thing: Jesse Watters is a hoot.

  • jesterpunk
  • Joe Beese

    Next: Trump denies that any of the CEOs remaining on the councils were about to leave. They all would have remained committed to working with him to Make America Great Again. But he didn’t want them to have to deal with harassment from the vicious alt-left and Fake News media.

    • The Wanderer

      Sensible prediction to make.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      And they pleaded with me not to disband the Council. Bigly.

    • BigCSouthside

      Yeah. There is no fucking chance the most powerful CEOs on earth asked a third rate manhattan real estate developer and failed casino mogul for permission to do anything.

      They had a conference call, then called the White House and said “we’re done here”

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      Let’s hope he makes the same “noble” decision about the Presidency and resigns.

  • Daredevil

    Snark off though, it’s very easy for white people to say “America is not a racist nation”, because we aren’t the targets of white supremacy. Indeed for many, we’re just taught that racism went the way of the dinosaurs because MLK marched on Washington that one time and then we all lived happily ever after. While many whites see Confederate statues as “misunderstood heroes”, People of Color see a country glorifying those who want to oppress them.

  • Joe Beese
  • Oblios_Cap

    I can see how watching Fox all the time can turn a semi-stupid person into a blithering idiot.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Who?

    • BearGHAZI

      Tukker Karlsson. He’s a former Swedish pornographic actor who revived the bowtied-shartstain look, then Fox gave him his own venue for autofellatio

  • Gorillionaire

    Looking forward to Jesse Watters’ eventual dismissal over dick pics/harassing emails / butt grabs / panty raiding / underage pron fetish / whatever it turns out to be.

    • laughingnome

      Well, he does keep fucking that chicken.

    • Jennaratrix

      Okay, but I’m NOT looking forward to the pictures.

  • Atheist
    • laughingnome

      History repeats itself first as tragedy, then as farts.

    • Oblios_Cap

      If they were Bill O’Reilly books, I might not be too horrified.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      But we liberals are the censors. Makes perfect sense!

    • Joe Beese

      This caused me to realize that the digital era has largely blunted the horror of book burning.

      In the time it takes a Nazi to strike the match, we can make 1,000 copies of that book and make it available in every corner of the world.

      Go fuck yourselves.

      • Raan

        Tosh did something on his show based on this where he burned a Kindle.

      • Lord Jim

        Your point is well taken – I think book burning is mostly about ideology attacking knowledge that would subvert and threaten it.

    • Bright Bart

      its ok, i heard the nazi flag quilting meet is still on. Punch and pie ya’ll!

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      The joke’s on them. Someone gave them bricks but told them they’re books.

    • leemoder

      We were burning mountains of comic books in this country only 3 years after the end of WW2. So…nothing surprises me.

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      We fear liberals we decided we should stop acting like Nazis because msm was starting to realize we were acting like nazis and call us on it.

      fify

      yw

    • Rags

      As lame as Disco Demolition Night
      https://youtu.be/fAJfOcnYYEQ

  • Joe Beese

    “Everyone is totally disgusted by this,” a source familiar with the group’s operations told POLITICO. Executives are reportedly split over whether to issue statements on Trump’s comments about the Charlottesville protesters.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/16/inge-thulin-3m-quits-trump-manufacturing-council-241705

    • Suttree
      • IdiotsforPalin

        What a great business man, creates a high powered council…..that never met.

        • Suttree

          They were just super efficient.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Well, he does have the best brain, so what does he need with those mooks anyways?

      • m3bosha

        What is funny is he broke up with them before *more* people could break up with him. He truly is a 7th grade boy.

        • Marion in Savannah

          Nyah, nyah, nyah. You CAN’T quit — I fired you first.

  • Msgr_MΩment
    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Love that!

    • CindyinEncinitas

      It’s wonderful! Thank you.

    • Daredevil

      Also known as, “it’s easy to not take an interest in politics when politics don’t take an interest in you”.

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      “If you do not do politics, sooner or later politics will do you!”

      –Mexican saying

      (somewhat ninja’ed by Daredevil)

    • armed_bears

      No sidelines to this game.

    • Jennaratrix

      My friend who voted for Trump (because “I’m a Republican, I have to vote Republican, they take care of the military and both choices were equally bad, Hillary leaked classified national security information in her email” are all things she’s said, only barely paraphrased) has NO IDEA how bad things are because she’s “stopped watching the news.” She won’t watch news, read papers, read anything on Facebook if it’s political. I mentioned something about Pence’s emails, and she hadn’t heard. I mentioned something about the CONFIRMED facts around Russian collusion; she didn’t know. She wasn’t aware of N. Korea’s nuclear posturing or Twitler’s response. I almost started screaming at her. I want to punch her in her stupid toe-the-line face.

      It fucking kills me: She’s not stupid. She’s well-educated, former military, currently working for the government in a training capacity. She’s smart, funny, and one of my best friends; my very best friend in this part of the country, and I would be lost without her. If she were anyone else, I wouldn’t talk to her anymore, but we’ve acknowledged this area is one we don’t discuss often (although I still try to get her to see reason occasionally) and work around it. But the fact that she can so blindly ignore the consequences of her vote are exactly because of this image above – her privilege, her ASTONISHING amount of privilege, allows it. She knows that she probably won’t suffer much, if at all, under a bad but not-nuclear-war-starting Trump presidency. So, she just avoids the issue.

      Here’s why I’m mentioning this and not talking about an ex friend that I don’t talk to anymore: She’s not alone. There are a LOT of people who voted for the guy with the R next to his name and are now willfully ignorant of how bad that choice was, and as hard as it is to do it, the rest of us need to push it in their faces. The stand-bys need to get mad. And I’ll tell you something else: dog help the GOP if/when they do. They will be the most disillusioned of all of us, because the very foundations of their belief system will be demolished. They’re either going to join us or self-destruct. I’m trying to make sure my friend joins us.

      But man I wish she’d open a fucking newspaper.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        I would tell all the “regretful” Trumpers that if they are so sick and tired of the Shit-nado that their freely given vote has brought upon this whole nation, they can easily rectify the situation: Tell their Congress Critters and the GOP party to chuck Trump’s ass out of the White House! Trump is not permanently entitled to the Presidency, doncha know?

        But that’s not what they want to do. They’re fine with Trump, they just want everybody else–the rest of us who have been negatively impacted by this–to just be quiet and leave them in their own privileged peace and stop pointing out what an egregious fuck tussle they’ve created. Most importantly they don’t even want to be bothered with actually defending their own decisions and political beliefs. They’re the people who fart in a crowded room and then sneak out while complaining loudly that “It stinks in there!”. I can at least minimally (but not really) respect the alt-right for at
        least engaging the matters (wrongly). But the “Oh, I’m so sick of
        politics!” crowd are worse. They won’t defend their beliefs nor will they will do anything to change the sorry state of affairs. They just leave us to suffer the consequences or fix the matter for them, the useless fucks.

        • Jennaratrix

          I know. I hate feeling like this about a friend; it’s easier to just say “Oh, all Trumpers are stupid assholes and I don’t have to care about them.” But then my friend, there she is, right there, putting the lie to that statement. And I realized I have a choice here, too; I can ignore the Trump voters, the racists, the white supremacists, etc. etc., by saying “Oh, I’m so sick of _______________. They’re never going to change, and it just upsets me.” But then I’d be just as bad as they are.

          So I persist. I do at least push back on the little bit of (fake) news she does get, and inform her of things that are happening that she’s blissfully unaware of. And she gets mad at me for pushing in her little bubble. I just hope it’s enough; because we are headed for a parting of the ways if she doesn’t snap out of it. A fight is coming (as far as I’m concerned, it’s here), and we’re all going to have to pick a side. Those who refused to choose will end up on the wrong side by default.

          • Tony West

            Yes, but your friend is an asshole. Your friend is the kind of person in Germany in the 1930’s that did not say a peep when they woke up one morning and their Jewish neighbors had disappeared.

          • Jennaratrix

            I hope you’re wrong, and know my friend well enough to continue to have that hope; but I know that the possibility is there. I don’t blame you for saying this, it’s something I’d say myself to anyone else who had written the same thing I did, but my firm belief is that she would step up before that point. It’s going to hurt like hell if I’m wrong about that, but I’ll admit it and cut ties if we come to that point. I’m hoping we don’t, I’m hoping that I can get her to see how vital it is that she pick a side. I can’t do that if I refuse to speak to her; but if it comes to that, I will.

      • Shibusa

        Yes our die-hard pro-Trump neighbors (both immigrants) are the same. They put their fingers in their ears around February 1, so they won’t have to hear anything bad about Orange Foolius.

  • CindyinEncinitas

    My office mate’s solution to the statue thing: put a plaque on every one of them that says “Civil War – Second Place.”

    • Jonny On Maui

      Participation Trophy…

      • CindyinEncinitas

        “You tried!”

        • elviouslyqueer

          Bless your hearts.

          • OneYieldRegular

            Pathetic Refuse of the Late Unpleasantness.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Civil War – 1st Loser

    • Wookie Monster

      Nah, “Traitors and Losers” is more accurate.

    • Oblios_Cap

      “150 years and still whining!”

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Add a white flag to really capture the historical accuracy everyone wants.

    • arglebargle

      We tried to secede from the Union and all we got were these stoopid statues.

    • Major_Major_Major

      Or how about we just put a statue of William T. Sherman looking down on the traitors?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Like the girl facing down the Wall Street bull statue, there should be a statue of WTS erected behind everyone of these traitors, with his pants around his ankles, ready to vote them.

        • HorseChestnut

          Boo for the rape joke. How about instead, we set the loser statues on fire, like an eternal flame situation? Fire worked for Sherman…

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Will no one think of the pigeons? They need bathrooms, too!

      • The Wanderer

        There’s a beautiful gilded statue of Sherman at the SE entrance to Central Park in NYC, accompanied by the goddess Nike.

  • Zonath

    “What we saw in Charlottesville were fringe fanatics who don’t represent this country. The fringe fanatics who DO represent this country (in Congress and in the White House) keep that shit under their hats, like all good Republicans do.”

    FTFY, Jesse, you stupid fuck.

    • Wookie Monster

      “What we saw in Charlottesville were fringe fanatics who don’t represent
      this country. The fringe fanatics who DO represent this country (in
      Congress and in the White House ) keep that shit under their hats, like
      all good Republicans do.”

      FIFY,

    • jesterpunk

      Has Jesse condemned Trump for supporting Nazis?

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    “America is not a racist nation”, says the white guy whose had everything handed to him and likely never even been pulled over by the cops.

    Look, I’m a very white dude, blond hair, blue eyed devil and all. I am privileged as fuck and I know it. These days, pone of the most racist things you can do is claim there is no racism.

    • laughingnome

      That’s one of the irritating things (low on the list because of all the other horrendous things about the racists jackholes at large) about these guys. If you are a white dude and make even a half-hearted effort you can succeed in this country. I believe that’s a fact.

      • HorseChestnut

        I disagree with that. There are lots of poor white dudes who will try hard and never get anywhere, and anyone who gets sick in this country is fucked. Shit’s harder for minorities, but it’s hard for everybody.

        • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

          Best explanation of white privilege I ever read: being white is like playing a game on easy mode. You can still lose, but that didn’t make it equal.

    • BigCSouthside

      I think the greatest example of white privilege ive seen was in Charlottesville. Men in tac vests, with assault rifles and torches led riots and assaults and left Charlottesville alive. Another man called the police saying he was sending “200 armed men” to get his people and equipment out if the police wouldn’t let them do it peacefully, and he’s not in prison.

      • m3bosha

        I wondered the same. Black people protesting police killing them are met with military like force. But for some reason white people with shields, helmets, pepper spray and weapons are left to just do whatever. Must be because we don’t live in a racist country….

  • elviouslyqueer

    Jesse, you’d be a whole lot more understandable if you took Tucker’s dick out of your mouth first.

    • arglebargle

      Hey, BillO is on vacation. What’s a sycophant supposed to do.

  • leemoder
  • Vincent Ricola

    Fox News is a terrorist sympathizing organization that spreads propaganda to the weak-minded. Fuck them. They should be branded as enemies of the United States.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Little Babby Donnie just “You’re Fired!” the Manufacturing Council after a few (too few) of its members resigned to spend more time with normal billionaires.

    • jesterpunk

      You can fire a council that only included yourself?

    • suziq

      But I thought he had “many more” to replace the ones what quitted him!

    • Bill D. Burger

      “Too many people wanted to be on it. Bigly success. Believe me.”

    • Mr. Blobfish

      He’s lost Campbell’s Soup. How unAmerican can you get?

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Mmmm… Mmmmm… Good!

  • IdiotsforPalin
    • Drinkalong

      Lusting for an opportunity to say this to someone. Must shorten list. Consider it stolen.

  • Daredevil

    Fox News: Where pretty white, straight people tell you what to think about racism and homophobia.

    • jesterpunk

      They have a very diverse set of anchors.

      http://i.imgur.com/Qu6VOsT.jpg

      • Daredevil

        They can’t even drag out Juan Williams anymore.

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          Juan went cold yesterday. Stone cold….

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Platinum, ash, flaxen, golden, honey, tawny, wheaten, auburn, strawberry, sandy, and three shrimp giblets.

      • MrTusks

        Fake news, that’s obviously 50 pictures of the same woman.

      • Permit-holder Ron

        All the colours of the rainbow, from white to pink!

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Pretty white straight laydeez and physically revolting straight white men tell you what to think about racism and homophobia.
      FIFY

  • jesterpunk

    (Stolen from last nights thread, I know a few people posted it and thank you for this.)

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3606fdf3105ff1251af9805b8788be0d84723baa8af9901500874c150c91f073.jpg

  • America is not a racist nation. It’s time we stop acting like it is.

    Yeah, as a straight white (formerly Christian) man, I too can say that I’ve never experienced racism or discrimination in my entire life… therefore racism must not exist for anyone else also too….

    Sigh…

    • arglebargle

      And Santa and Jesus are white. (And equally plausible)

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Yeah, you would have had to have long hair and live somewhere like J Street in Tacoma to see it at all…

    • BosGrl

      I’m an olive skinned Sicilian Catholic and I was stunned when I experienced discrimination during my late teens by a person who had both some crazy ideas about me and some nasty views on my place in the world. It blew my mind and though I have always slanted progressive, it made a huge impact on how I see racism.

  • Joe Beese
    • jesterpunk

      Trump still has his Nazis, so McMaster is doing a really bad job at purging Trump loyalists.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Dang. Over 3,000 thoughtful comments.

      • Suttree

        How many of them wish a violent death to McMaster?

  • HazooToo

    Not OT at all, on any Wonkette Article: https://twitter.com/howardweaver/status/897838558458724353

    • Raan

      According to the MythBusters, physical relief too.

      • HazooToo

        I’ve experimented with this at home. Stubbing your toes hurts less when you call the kitchen counter a “goddamn motherfucking son of a bitch fuck fuck fuck FUCK YOU!”

        • Raan

          They used a bowl of ice water and a timer, but the results were the same.

    • foiled again

      In my work as a mechanic, the more obscenities I shriek the less parts get broken.

      • HazooToo

        Could you maybe come over and spew swears at my car until it stops clicking and refusing to start??

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    Jessie, Auntie Maxine called, she tole you to come home and stop all this foolishness.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Jesse Watters has his own show? Does it get better ratings than a test pattern?

  • jesterpunk
    • Eileen Besse

      UPVOTE, UPVOTE, UPVOTE AGAIN.

    • OutOfOrbit

      so did i n mine

  • weejee

    “How Many Angry Blacks Are Hiding In Your Bathroom RIGHT NOW?”

    About forty-two trillion, give or take.

    / be afraid, be very afraid

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    The panel before that was even funnier. Jesse jumped into the shit barrel with both feet and the rest of the panel pointed at him, pointedly…

  • Villago Delenda Est

    There is slime, there is offal…and then there is Jesse Watters.

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    Fucking weaksauce Nazis running away from scary liberals, Waffen SS would have a disappoint.

  • Anna Rompage

    And in other news today, a member of the neo Nazi group, the 3%ers, canceled a book burning rally that was suppose to happen this weekend.

    You might recall the 3%, as one of their other members was recently arrested for trying to blow up a bank in Oklahoma City…

    When will the US Govt go after these domestic terrorists…

    • anon_the_great

      Timothy McVeigh was the original III%er

    • Swampgas_Man

      As soon as we elect a goddamn Democrat again.

  • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist
    • Bill D. Burger

      “Crying Nazis? ___ There’s no crying Nazis in the Trump Reich!”

      bwwwahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

      https://img.memecdn.com/grammar-nazis-start-crying-when-they-see-your-posts_o_334445.gif

      • Weird Fishes

        Dear Leader only loves the dry-eyed. You are unsuited for this job

    • Major_Major_Major

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA…..takes deep breath….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • Rags

      Checked the comments. Incredibly, hundreds throwing shade at him, nobody in defense.

      • Permit-holder Ron

        Even his own people think he’s pathetic.

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Zomg wtf is Otto Skorzeny or Erwin Rommell when you need them.

      I was really hoping there would be an actual fascist movement for us to protest, but these guys all seem to be descended from one of these

      https://www.epicpath.org/images/thumb/8/80/Gelatinous_cube.jpg/550px-Gelatinous_cube.jpg

      • Bigby

        Is that a gelatinous cube from D&D?

        • (((fka_donnie_d)))

          Yes. Yes it is.

          • Bigby

            Heh, I haven’t seen one in about 35 years since last I played…

    • The Wanderer

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
      Aw, big strong ruff-n-tuff manly Nazi falling all to pieces. Delicious.

    • ThisBearMaulsFascists

      Now, now… Like Lesley Gore said, you would cry too if your party had been systematically incarcerating a whole group of people over petty bullshit for decades, and you were about to meet a bunch of them, all while vocally supporting a theory that they’re inferior to you.

      • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

        I still remember her deathless lyrics,
        “It’s my party, and I’ll vocally support a theory that you’re inferior to me,
        Inferior to me,
        Iinferior to me,
        You would cry too if you had been systematically incarcerating a whole group of people over petty bullshit for decades TOOOO-oooo”

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Zomg they called it Burning Degeneracy, I think that should be the new name for Folsom Street Fair.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      Somebody rush an air conditioner to him, stat! The precious little snowflake is melting!

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      Oh no! If the police take him in, who will care for his poor lonely guns??!

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    When Turnip has his Phoenix klan rally next week what are the chances he’ll use it to pardon Arpaio?

  • BadKitty904
    • Rachel Book Harlot

      I wish someone would project this onto the outside of their building here in NYC.

      • BadKitty904

        Clever idea!

        • Jeffery Campbell

          All we need is a portable projector – it can’t be too difficult. I was looking for a little project to amuse myself.

      • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

        Or on Trump Tower

  • JoeChristmas

    The Swindler IC defending Nazi’s and R E Lee, wait what, I thought he hated losers and those who surrendered. So much for winning.

  • Crystalclear12

    What’s the problem?
    Mr. Waters is the problem.
    You don’t clean up shit by spreading it around.

  • rosenbomb

    I’m trying to imagine what the interviews at Faux Newz must be like. “OK, so I see that you are white, you think women are chattel…you think casually using the N-word in conversation is appropriate, and you’ve been known to squint your eyes and crudely imitate Chinese people at parties. You’re hired!”

  • The Wanderer

    Fox asked Waters to take O’Reilly’s place, provided that he show he can take the Poo Fougasse.
    The fountain of excrement exploded from the tube and covered him from head to foot, but he stood his ground. He was judged worthy to take up Bill’s mantle.

  • Rachel Book Harlot

    Jesse Twatterz.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    Trump’s Business Advisory Council disbanded.
    They all bailed on him.
    The Manufacturing council should be next as it is getting sparse.

    • Mahousu

      It’s gone now, too. Of course, Trump is claiming he was the one disbanding them. “You can’t quit me, you’re fired!”

      • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

        You didn’t break up with me! I dumped YOU!

    • Bill D. Burger

      Trump: “Too many people wanted to be on my council. Believe me. Couldn’t handle all the applications and pleas from all businesses everywhere. Believe me. You can believe me. Had to end them. Too popular.”

      • orygone

        all it would take is a few phone calls to CEOs and ask if they want to be seen with trump

    • jowgajen

      Manufacturing Council is disbanded as well. Trumpy can’t handle rejection.

      • CripesAmighty
        • Weird Fishes

          Admittedly, it is a classic.

          • Fritz1964

            And “Hee-Haw” is both the window on the world and the “Encyclopedia Trumpanica” for our less than literate American cousins.

    • rocktonsam

      to Dump’s credit, he still hates transgendered soldiers/patriots/heros.

    • Red Bird

      Yes lord! I hope this means that Mueller is about to indict him.

      • HarpyLibtart

        Notice how quiet it’s gotten since the Manafort raid, though?
        The White House was leaking like a rusty colander a few weeks ago, but I haven’t seen a juicy tidbit in days and Trump is obviously pissed about something other than Nazis, which normally provokes a fountain of ‘anonymous sources’ leaking gossip about who’s in the doghouse…not a peep.
        They’re circling the wagons hard and praying we’re all too busy with Charlottesville to notice – something’s about to go down.

  • Bill D. Burger

    After Watters’ racist segment lampooning and insulting Asians, I cannot believe he wasn’t made Ambassador to China….or at the least Japan by Trump. Puzzling???

    http://68.media.tumblr.com/b78ca7cce492a82cedf23b4c4a312944/tumblr_oel7swmryV1ql10y6o8_r1_1280.png

    • Permit-holder Ron

      ‘This might be the most offensive television segment I’ve ever seen.’
      How innocent we all were back in October!

    • ManchuCandidate

      They played a joke on that Jamoke and put pee pee on his diplomatic credentials.

    • SeeTrain65

      He’s just playing to his base. Just like his hero.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • george lastrapes

      ‘Deplorables’ is a mean thing to call those folks. ‘Goatfuckers’ is kinder, gentler. Should we rename them?

      • MynameisBlarney

        Deplorable goat-fuckin’ nazis works for me.

        • george lastrapes

          Hauntingly poetic! And I say we rebrand the current administration: Strumpets.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      IME, people who have sex with goats are vastly preferable to Nazis. They have better personal hygiene also, too.

    • Jeffery Campbell

      I would upvote this a meelllliioon times if comments were allowed.

    • Fancy Meau-Faux

      You build a hundred bridges and you aren’t Bob the Bridge Builder, you feed a thousand homeless and you aren’t Bob the Homeless Feeder, but you fuck ONE goat….

    • puredog

      Can I get this embroidered onto a pillow for my fainting couch?

      • MynameisBlarney

        Yes you can!

      • Fritz1964

        Or maybe engraved on a pendant for my clutching-pearls.

  • Ricky Gay

    Jesse Watters the plants.

  • Mavenmaven

    How many angry TRANSGENDER black men are hiding in your bathroom? /corrected

  • Shibusa

    America is not a sexist nation but I really liked how Ivanka was speaking into that microphone. ~ Jesse

  • major_asshole

    Soooo…does that guy “angry over food stamps” look like a douchebag frat bro in blackface to anyone else?

    Also, Watters is a prick. No wonder my Hannity-loving mother adores his bigoted, sexist ass. Hell, she defended the dick-sucking motion he did on teevee. It’s…disgusting.

    • John Thorstensen

      I’m so happy that my late Mother was a died-in-the-wool Roosevelt Democrat who evolved leftward over her long life.

  • Red Bird

    Shame on you Evan for using sweet little Beeker to demonstrate unhinged racism.

  • gene108

    Honestly, Fox News is the classy home of right-wing propaganda. There’s so much worse out there. Fox is sort of tepid in their hate spewing.

  • greyXstar

    I am beginning to suspect this Jesse Watters “fellow” might just be a bit of a dingus.

    Edit: quit undermining my snark, autocorrect

    • thixotropic jerk

      He’s def a “babbys ated my dingus” kind of dingus -at least in my book.

  • whitroth

    Hey, Diapers, no racism, huh? Ask any black person, or any cop, what the acronym DWB stands for.

    Rupert Murdoch, and all his employees, are fascist, racist pigs.

    An’ hey, I know pigs. My first wife and I were chased by pigs… in Chicago. In ’68. Outside the Democratic Convention…. Ah, the good old days, the sweet smell of tear gas wafting through the evening air….

  • Joshua Norton
    • Fritz1964

      I feel bad for the basket…

  • Baconzgood

    This narrative is what they are trying to sell? I made the call at 10:30 this morning.

    “you don’t pee the bed…. acting like you do is fake”
    “you’re not a serial rapist that need help… you raping is fake”
    “You a don’t have Pancreatic cancer… the Chemotherapy is fake”
    “You aren’t poor that’s fake too,… pull yourself up by your own boot straps”

    Hey this is a fun game. Can I get a book contract now?

  • ziggywiggy

    “Watters also previewed another very important story, which was just about whether SCARY BLACK GUYS WITH GUNS, LIKE THIS DUDE …” maybe he could do a story on this scary white guy(who led the march) who was heavily armed… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8f1423148486f762280467a4e68991624634578b0fdcb8e13edcca25195a1306.png

    • ziggywiggy

      Forgot to bring your gun to the nazi tiki torch parade? No problem this guy’s got loaners so you don’t feel left out.

      • Fritz1964

        Once the sharing is over, the mutual clip-fondling will commence.

    • Begin Anew Day

      Obviously he takes his guarding confederate war memorials VERY seriously.

  • ken_kukec

    Not saying ol’ Jesse’s dumb, but (as Ms. Ivins used to say) the Fox folks have to water him twice a week.

    • Begin Anew Day

      If only it were so.

      Alas, he is no plant, he consumes oxygen and exhales CO2 which our friends in the plant kingdom do not do.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Jesse Watters: just FYI, you can’t make America not racist by just wishing it were so. People of color learned that the hard way a very long time ago.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      But if you say there’s no racism, surely that means there’s no racism?

    • Lord Jim

      Don’t you know that racial tension only exists because liberals and brown people keep talking about racism?

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    SNL could not parody FAUX as well as FAUX parodies itself.

  • Horrifying scene from CASABLANCA, where alt-left agitator Rick Blaine shoots Heinrich Strasser, a Nazi with a permit.
    https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/897576044659650562

  • Beowoof14

    Well he is just carrying the Rupert Murdoch mantle as a host on Racist News Network for miserable old white people.

  • The Librarian

    I have a couple of black/white friends coming for you, Jesse!!! YAH!!!!!!!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/060e4e55f32c339c00cb0e856b96053d3cf3063536953b984dd6ff67df9f4478.jpg

  • Begin Anew Day

    So this guy is qualified to absolve white american racism?

    Did the pope give him a license or something? How does he get to do this?

    • phoenix00

      Fucks Nooz provides him gainful employment. That’s enough I suppose.

  • UnsaltedSinner
  • Opiwan

    Beaker is the epitome of hippity hopping, or something…

    WHERE’S BUNSEN HONEYDEW??? COOKING UP SOME C4, PROLLY!

  • Mazey

    Y’all are gunna hate it when regular ole white Americans get tired of being called Nazis.

    • rubikcube

      Regular ol’ White Americans perhaps need to stop attending TikiNacht Hitler vigils and getting caught on camera chanting about Jews and such if they were just there to support the ‘preservation of history’. Perhaps…

      • Mazey

        All 200 of them. How many white people are in America??

        • rubikcube

          You can claim we’re talking about ALL WHITE PEOPLE because it helps your cause, Mr. Lebowski, but I’m talking only about the hipsters racists who were there chantin’ and beatin’ and killin’ this weekend. Of course it’s not everyone. But what I WON’T say is that SOME of those doing the chantin’ and beatin’ and killin’ were fine people. You might.

          • Mazey

            Guy, the entirety of the internet is condemning Trump and the right for these 200 idiots. Half of the commentary is directed at all white people. You are dense, or you are a liar.

          • rubikcube

            OK, I am not talking about all white people. Better?
            And I also don’t think the folks here meant that, either for that matter, but yes, I’ll let them speak for themselves…

          • Mazey

            Well then you are truly ignorant. Because I see waves and waves of anti-white sentiment and this place is ground zero it seems.

          • You’re adorable. You troll liberal websites after Nazipalooza and are shocked – positively SHOCKED – to see angry comments.

          • Mazey

            HA! I found this one just today. I didn’t think it was “this website” bad. But I was wrong. So here I troll.

          • Darn, I lost track of our threaded conversation so I thought you were going to share a cunt joke.

          • Unconscience

            me and my church group and going to get together tonight, mazey, and we are going to pray for you…

            …to get cancer. you, your family, your friends. painful, terminal, cancer. right in your privates.

          • Mazey

            Love Trump’s Hate LOL

          • phoenix00

            > newcomer
            > doesn’t read properly
            > tries to shill for nazis
            > gets told off
            > has no idea this is the Nasty Vile Snark Mob
            > admits to trolling

            Nice try bub. G’bye.

          • SeeTrain65

            It’s way past time to give this clown the Banhammering he richly deserves.

            Dear Dok: There are two of them …

            Mazey
            Mother

            Use the maximum strength troll spray.

          • phoenix00

            One question remains: Will we see them this Sunday Sunday Sunday?

          • Mazey

            HUH?

          • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

            scroll through the comments, we bash the KKK and Nazi’s – not white people.

          • Mazey

            LIES

          • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos
          • Mazey

            There are racist people in this country. They come in all shapes, sizes and colors. I am here because I am sick of you lumping the rest of us good folks in with mouthbreathing morons like these people.

          • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

            sooooo, you disavow the KKK? Neo Nazis? Fellating Confederate leaders?
            You support racial equality?

            Then we have no problem.

            You made a false assumption about us.

          • Mazey

            No I didn’t. If you are reading the above and supporting it’s sentiment, then I have you pegged.

          • Boojum

            Anti-white sentiment is a particle AND a wave. Not waves and waves. Particles and waves.

          • whitroth

            More bs. I suspect a lot of us here on Wonkette get classified as “white” (I’m not, really, since all of my grandparents were Jewish, and I know that Jews aren’t really “white”).

          • Mazey

            How is that BS? I am genuinely confused. It’s not hard to see social media branding the entire right as racist. It’s facts, not BS.

          • Unconscience

            are you seriously fucking whining about some mean comments on facebook or whatever bullshit ‘social media’ you are talking about you poor, poor, precious little swee-tums?

          • Mazey

            No whining. Just facts.

          • whitroth

            The entire fucking right IS racist. I suggest you read up on Nixon’s Southern Strategy. And then you can go find the interview “extreme right” Barry Goldwater, 1964 Republican Presidential candidate gave in the late eighties, before he died, how horrified *he* was about how far right the GOP had gone… and that was under Raygun.

            Look at the Republicans gerrymandering the fuck out of every state they can… and it’s to suppress black, Hispanics (and other rabble of Democrats) from voting or having any impact.

          • Mazey

            Bingo. We are all racists. #toldja. The whole reason I am here. You just proved it.

          • Mazey

            Cripes, right above this post is a guy saying that all of America is racist LOL

      • whitroth

        you did hear that the company that makes tiki torches disavowed their use by the neoNazis?

    • “….regular ole white Americans…”
      Mediocrity. It’s what makes America great.

      • Mazey

        What the hell does that even mean? There are ditch diggers of all colors and creeds.

        • Who said anything about ditch-diggers? You have a problem with laborers, snob?
          I think “tampon” would be a more suitable screen name for you, since you’re both stuck-up cunts.

          • Mazey

            Ha that’s funny. Your implication was that America has mediocre white people and that is somehow not good. Snob!? LOL. Head right for the cunt jokes, your debating skills are not up to snuff.

          • Wait – you got more cunt jokes?? Share please.

          • Mazey

            See there, we agree. Cunt jokes are funny. #unite

          • But not when a cunt tells them.

        • whitroth

          Now that’s just stupid. There aren’t ditch diggers any more, they’ve all been replaced with backhoes and front loaders.

          Hard to even get day labor any more….

          • Mazey

            This is an excellent point. How about fast food workers.

          • redblack

            i don’t mean to be all literalist and dampen your snark, but yeah, there are still ditch diggers. backhoes can’t do everything. they – and their operators – need humans with shovels working with them.

            aaand, by the way, people still lay bricks, weld iron, lay pipe, pull wires, frame buildings, lay pavement, pour concrete, etc ad nauseum.

            the world needs ditch diggers. that won’t change.

            edit: and believe it or not, unions still represent and protect us against exploitation from big money.

      • Dickless nazi bunglecunt luuuuvvvveees him some jesse and tucker SO HARD

        • Mazey

          I don’t really love or hate any one person or group of people. I am starting to make an exception for stupid white liberals that advocate violence to silence voices they don’t agree with, though.

    • whitroth

      Ah, Mike Godwin, creator of Godwin’ Law, has given the green light to calling the scum in Charlottesville Nazis, because, like, they were giving explicit Nazi salutes, wearing Nazi regalia, and carrying Nazi flags.

      So, asshole, if they call themselves Nazis, how do you feel about Nazis?

      • My money’s on “horny” as being his answer.

        Let’s watch and see…..

        • Mazey

          LOL

      • Mazey

        Oh those 200 idiots are definitely NAZIs. Keep up will ya

    • Granny Sprinkles

      ·Regular
      ·Old
      ·White
      ·American

      Number of those descriptors that apply to me: 4
      Number of times I’ve been called a Nazi: 0

      • Mazey

        Y’all are confusing. What does this mean? Wait, are you saying all REGULAR OLE WHITE AMERICANS are NAZIS?? #toldja

        • Granny Sprinkles

          Oh Kevin, you’re ever so much more clever when you get to script both parts of a dialog.

          Bless your heart.

          • Mazey

            Again, I have no freakin clue what you are on about.

          • Granny Sprinkles

            You tell your mama I said hi and I’m gonna be prayin’ for y’all.

          • Mazey

            OK

          • Granny Sprinkles

            You take care Kevin.

          • Mazey

            Who’s Kevin?!?!?

          • Granny Sprinkles

            It’s always the Kevins.

          • NellCote71

            Ain’t that the truth! I am surprised that the AG isn’t named Jefferson Kevin Beauregard Sessions.

    • andyshelt

      Why’s that then? Are they going to start parading with torches, openly displaying swastika flags and murdering innocent women who stand up to them?

      Oh wait, that’s already happened you Nazi apologist piece of shit.

      Go fuck yourself you rancid racist garbage.

      • Mazey

        200 people, dude. 200 people. Those are the extremists who did that. Not me dude. I don’t condone violence in any capacity. Kinda like the violence that Antifa has been perpetrating for months now. One guy ran over that girl and you fascists want to condemn every white person in America as racist. Again, you are not gunna like it when they stop having patience with your violence.

        • andyshelt

          Haven’t you got a Klan rally to go to, you fucking nazi apologist piece of shit?

          • Mazey

            I can play too. Haven’t you got a bandanna to cover your face and don’t forget to pack a bike lock to bash someone’s head in!? Fascists fighting fascists with fascism. LOL

          • Granny Sprinkles

            Wait Kevin, who are you mad at? Fascists or anti-fascists?

          • Mazey

            Fascists fighting fascism with fascism.

          • andyshelt

            You are lying about Charlottesville and who was committing violence there.

            And as you so dismissively put it in an earlier post “One guy ran over that girl” can I just remind you that she was an innocent 32 year old women peacefully protesting against fascism as were the overwhelming majority of the counter-protestors there.

            Oh, and “that girl” had a name which was Heather Heyer you contemptuous Nazi apologist piece of shit.

            https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/16/charlottesville-violence-right-left-trump

          • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

            and many others were put in danger by the person driving – wasn’t just one woman.

          • Mazey

            You are lying. I have been watching Antifa’s violence for a year. It’s well documented.

          • andyshelt

            Fuck off, Nazi troll.

          • Mazey

            It’s so stupid to call everyone a Nazi. Again, that is why I am here. Because you mental midgets keep calling everyone a Nazi lol

        • Granny Sprinkles

          Who are “they”?

          • Mazey

            Regular Americans who don’t care what color you are and are tired of being branded as bigots and racists. Granny.

          • Granny Sprinkles

            I’m a regular American who doesn’t care what race you are and you’re the only one calling me a racist.

          • Mazey

            But Granny that’s not true if you are reading and supporting the above drivel.

          • Granny Sprinkles

            So I’m the real racist for reading a mommy blog, and the self-declared Nazis are my victim because I enjoy pointing at them and laughing.

          • Granny Sprinkles

            Also, you still haven’t clarified who you’re angry with. Is it fascists or anti-fascists?

          • Mazey

            Anti-fascists are fascist. I think I have been very clear on this. The organization Antifa is clearly a fascist outfit. Terrorists if you ask me. Oh, and of course I don’t like Nazis!!

          • Granny Sprinkles

            Explain to me how anti-fascists are fascists. A person who doesn’t like fascism is fascist for not liking fascists?

          • Mazey

            Nah, I’m done with you Granny. I am going home for a beer and a smoke and I am not going to keep explaining reality to you.

          • Granny Sprinkles

            So here I am, ready to hear your point, and you’re just gonna peace out?

            Listen Kevin, I know better, but some people might think that you think your whole premise is starting to show some weak spots.

          • Boojum

            And what exactly are regular white Americans like you going to do that will make us not happy about them feeling as if they are being accused of being racist?

        • rubikcube

          Phone’s ringing, Dude.

        • Righteous Action Jack

          What aren’t we gunna like? What do you intend to do when patience runs out? Something violent? Dish. We already have a warrant out for one of you idiots who threatened more deaths, help us help you into a jail cell.

          • Mazey

            Fuck off. You know what I am talking about.

        • jesterpunk

          No one is condemning every white person, we are condemning Nazis. If you are offended by people condemning actual fucking Nazis you might need to revaluate your life choices.

          • Mazey

            You misrepresent me. But that is no surprise. I don’t condone Nazis.

          • jesterpunk

            You sure are defending them and pulling the both sides bullshit.

        • Boojum

          I condone anti-fascist violence. It is literally part of my heritage.

        • Boojum
    • Delu

      What’s wrong with calling Nazis Nazis?

      If regular white Americans aren’t Nazis then they just have to be not Nazis and no one will need to call the Nazis.

      • Mazey

        Incorrect. You force everyone to disavow people we have nothing to do with. Then you don’t do anything when Antifa violence is rampant. Liar.

        • jesterpunk
          • Mazey

            Comparing Antifa to WWII soldiers is the most inane thing I have ever seen on the internet. You are not worthy of debate, you are morally corrupt and you are the reason the country is in decline.

          • jesterpunk
          • jesterpunk

            Can I use that power for anything else like maybe getting the winning lotto numbers? Or is it only to destroy America? Also am I the one that made people vote for Trump too even though I voted for and supported Hillary?Really wish I knew about this super power before and could figure out how to use it for other things.

          • Mazey

            I cannot follow you babbling. Antifa is a violent terrorist organization.

          • jesterpunk

            One side beat Deandre Harris with pipes in a police garage and drove a car into a crowd of people killing Heather Heyer and injuring a lot more. But keep playing the both sides are the same bullshit.

            http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/deandre-harris-viciously-beaten-poles-white-supremacists-article-1.3410063

            http://i.imgur.com/PkpG5ll.gif

          • Mazey

            You are willfully ignorant.

          • jesterpunk
          • Mazey

            Blocked lol. I know, I win

          • gingerland62

            Like comparing Robert E Lee to George Washington?

          • Mazey

            Derp.

          • gingerland62

            Alas, you have no answer.

          • Kip TW

            Hey, Mazey, you forgot to paraphrase your default comment into different words.

          • Boojum

            Antifa. Anti-fascist. Nazis = fascist. U.S. in WWII = anti-fascist. Allies in WWII = anti-fascist violence. Allies in WWII = good.

        • gingerland62

          Anti fa violence is rampant? Right? That would mean that racist violence is rampant too, since that is to, what they respond. I have no problem saying white Americans are racist. You cant solve it until you name it.If you are uncomfortable with the idea maybe some soul searching is in order.

          • Mazey

            They do not, liar. They trashed multiple campuses in response to SPEECHES by conservative Americans. Not Nazis. But yeah, no need to respond because I know you think Ben Shapiro and Ann Coulter are Nazis lol

          • gingerland62

            Ann Coulter is a racist. Milo is a racist They both spew hate for profit.

          • gingerland62

            News Alert Ann Counter is a racist who espouses racist rhetoric.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      to mangle someone elses phrase:

      If the person in question perambulates like an anatidaeid and vocalises like an anatidaeid, consideration must be given to the possibility that the item in question is an anatidaeid.

      • Mazey

        Supercallafragilisticexpealodocious

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          Brah, i’m a regular ole white american, so who are you to speak for me?

      • Kip TW

        As one friend says, “If it steps like a goose…”

    • gingerland62

      I am a regular old white American and for some reaon no one has ever called me a racist. Probably because I am not. Please dont bring me into your personal issues.

      • Mazey

        Well yeah, they do and are. You just agree. You agree that most (if not all) white people are racist. Just admit it.

        • gingerland62

          I agree that racism is rampant in American institution’s. I believe too many white Americans are apathetic, clueless or yes, racists. I read it and see it daily. Poverty is deeply rooted in racist policies in education and banking. Incarceration rates are indefensible. I’ve been caught by cops underage drinking, smoking pot, etc… Never even a ticket… I’m a white girl.

    • Boojum

      I’m another regular old white American. The only people who are being called Nazis are the ones literally carrying swastika flags, chanting about Jews and “blood and soil”, and calling themselves Nazis and white supremacists. So, fuck off Mazey, your schtick is tired.

  • Lorindel Ó Loingsigh

    Oh Ghod,THIS moron. This is the guy who does these racist little “man in the street” skits and calls them “Human Interest” stories and “humorous anecdotes” and WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR STUPID LEFTY???!!!!!

    • whitroth

      If I use my boot, and make sure he doesn’t reproduce, and laugh at him on the ground in pain, does this give me the right to ask him, “where’s your sense of humor, stupid racist?!”

  • Jgb979

    “America is not racist”

    NEXT ON FOX Black people: do they have a right to exist? Find out white experts has to say about this scary looking black person looking threatening.

    Literally every thing he said yesterday was directly cribbed from Fox talking points. (You KNOW Donnie boy is not capable of coming up with thoughts independently)

    • Kooolest G

      I did switch it over to fox right before the terrorist attack on saturday and one of the reporters on the scene really did say something along the lines of “you notice how this riot is different than some because there hasn’t been any looting” that made my dog bark and go crazy for some reason

      • gingerland62

        No, only murder. At least no businesses were harmed.

        • Kip TW

          Pro-business, anti-human. Where do you suppose they get that “Goods Over People” stuff, anyway?

  • rubikcube

    “Who’s Jesse Waters? Call fox and tell ’em if that’s anyone other than Steve Allen, they’re stealing my bit!!” – Krusty the Clown

  • rubikcube

    Jesse Owens = American hero who showed up Hitler
    Jesse Watters = Not so much

    • SeeTrain65

      Jesse Owens = American hero who showed up Hitler
      Jesse Watters = American numbskull who shows his dick

  • Nephilim

    I literally had a belly laugh when I heard some Faux News commentators were appalled by Trump’s comments. Faux News, more than any GOP/conservative propaganda source, needs to take responsibility for these “culture wars”, they famously like to point out when dealing with any people that doesn’t follow the conservative viewpoint.

    • James Lamere

      Krauthammer seems to be the only one left with the guts to criticize Trump . His days at Fox are numbered . Probably end up on MSMBC

      • Nephilim

        To me, Shepard Smith is the sane voice for Faux News. Many times he will contradict Faux ‘s daily propaganda script and tell it like it is.

        • James Lamere

          You are right . I forgot about him .

  • Zyxomma

    This is the first time I ever saw that idiot, and I hope it’s the last.

  • andyshelt

    Marianne Rubin, 89, was photographed at a rally against neo-Nazis, held in New York City.

    The rally was one of many held following the marches by ‘Unite the Right’ held in Charlottesville, Virginia, at which Heather Heyer, a counter protestor, was killed when a car was driven into a crowd of people. https://twitter.com/Seth_Lemon/status/896870552048160768

    • GoutMachine

      You do NOT fuck with that woman!

    • sillyclucker

      Powerful.

  • redblack

    i swear to fucking god there had better not be any angry black people hiding in my bathroom when i get home.

    they should be happy to be hiding there.

    • HarpyLibtart

      My bathroom is filthy right now, if anyone was forced to hide in there I need to apologize to them when I get home.

      • sillyclucker

        My thoughts exactly. They could have at least let me know in advance so I could have straightened up.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “What we saw in Charlottesville were fringe fanatics who don’t represent this country.”

    On its face, this is literally true. I just don’t think he actually believes that.

    • miss_grundy

      He believes that the people protesting the Nazis are fringe fanatics. Tangerini admires the Nazis and the Klan. His father was also an admirer. And he is stupid enough to think that he will get the majority of good people in this country to go along with his way of thinking. Poor lamb, he is SO WRONG.

  • Look, if someone has to threaten Trump over food stamps, I’ll do it. I need them, and I will be pissed (and hungry) if Trump does something drastic to them. I’m a white chick, so Fox can figure out what to do with that and leave the “scary black person” stereotype alone for five goddamn minutes.

  • Ding dang dumb libels! Of course America is not a racist country! It is jus’ the libels what hates ‘Merica that calls all the good god-fearing white Christian conservatives racist because they hates themselves and whites and ever’body else! You knowed ‘Merica ain’t racist iffin’ you’d take two seconds ‘nd read the Constitution! Iffin’ you’d walk down the street and open your ding dang dumb libel eyes! White people is free to go whar they wantsta and do what they wantsta do! There ain’t no racism whar there is freedom! Ding dang dumb libels!

  • rick

    I’d sure like to stick my junk in Jesse’s mouth just to shut him up for a few minutes. Jesse is like a premie baby having a high-pitched wail.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Buddy, if America ever stopped being a racist nation, you’d be working at McDonald’s.

  • Boojum

    I disagree completely. There is no “allegedly” involved. Donald Trump definitely masturbates to Fox News.

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