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So much stuff is going on with all the douchebag Nazis in Charlottesville that we could not just pick one thing, so we are doing all the things. And I guess I’ll probably just keep updating it, because stuff just keeps happening.

Some Crazy Terrorist Asshole Drove A Car Into Counter-Protesters.

Yep! That sure is some terrorism right there! The crash has resulted in several injuries “from life threatening to minor:”

Again, Nazi terrorists are DRIVING CARS INTO PEOPLE.

BREAKING (2:30pm): “A life has been lost,” says Charlottesville Mayor.

BREAKING: (2:39pm) The driver of the car has been arrested

Trump Responds! In The Most Vague Manner Possible!

It was received in the exact way you would expect, by people like punchable Nazi Richard Spencer.

Given that the Nazis are going around chanting Trump’s name, he probably doesn’t want to say anything that could be interpreted as directly opposing them! They’re his base, after all!

Also They Are Chanting “White Sharia Now”

GUESS WHAT WHITE SHARIA IS? Oh, I will tell you. It is this swell idea that white supremacists and loser 4chan dudes came up with, where they basically get to be in charge of all the stuff and get revenge on “sluts” and ban women from voting and working and also all get girlfriends or something. It also involves being very racist and homophobic, because of course it does.

I’m telling you. All of this shit just comes down, in the end, to “Women won’t fuck me and I am MAD ABOUT IT.”

Here Is A Picture Of Richard Spencer Getting Arrested, Just Cuz.

That hits the spot.

This Is What Happened When A Black Pastor Protesting Tried To Talk To Joy Reid

 

Reid was interviewing Rev. Traci Blackmon, when suddenly violence erupted and she had to be whisked off camera yelling “Gotta go!”

The Nazis Are Using The Detroit Red Wings Logo For Some Reason?


Here Is Jeff Sessions, Also Being Vague AF

What a world, when our “leaders” cannot say “Hey, Nazis are bad.”

Here Is Trump’s Official Statment, In Which He Still Fails To Say Nazis Are Bad.

Yes. He is very upset about the bad hate that is coming from all sides. All of them. Many, many sides.

OH HEY! Remember that time Trump decided the government should just leave all the nice Nazis alone and stop looking into any of the terrorism they do?

Meanwhile, earlier this week…

Here is a really cool story about how Sebastian Gorka went on Breitbart News and talked all about how it is so unfair that the left picks on White Supremacists all the time, when they are “not the problem.”

That Didn’t Take Long

So that is it for now (WE HOPE), so long as nothing too crazy happens. Please return to your beds and pull the covers up over your faces while sitting in the upright position, screaming into your hands until we see you tomorrow.

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  • Nounverb911
    • Latverian Diplomat

      “I find that ‘forgetting’ to carry the one can really help my golf score also.”
      — Donald Trump

      • FlownΩver

        And the one goes in the hundreds column.

  • David Chaillou

    CNN etc. all seem to be reporting this as a “multiple vehicle car crash”, not a terrorist attack. I’m speechless.

    • Atheist

      I know. I watched a bit of CNN and was unhappy with their mealy mouthed way of describing things.

      • David Chaillou

        And it’s the same on Yahoo News and CNBC. Fox News actually is doing better. Sad.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      i was surprised for the 2 minutes I listened of one person using kid gloves to describe the white dudes…then somebody in the study basically said, “yeah, hate rally”, got it.

    • ltmcdies

      Oh for fucks sake…

    • Red Bird

      Of course, it isn’t a muslim driver.

  • GoutMachine

    I’m about to board a flight to Hong Kong. I’m kind of afraid of what this will look like when I land in 15 hours.

    • BadKitty904

      Ugly. It will look ugly. But at least we’ll get a few minutes break from Trump’s “Korea” dodge…

  • memzilla Ω

    I hate Illinois Nazis. I really hate Tiki Nazis.

  • Atheist

    White sharia. Welp if anyone had any doubt as to whether to take 4Chan and MRA seriously as hate groups, there’s your reason.

    They aren’t doing this “ironically,” either. Can we stop pretending they’re just innocent trolls having a bit of fun at women’s expense?

    • ahughes798

      I thought the idea of “White Sharia” was so outlandish as to be satire, and the narrator had a really sarcastic/snarky tone to his voice. So I thought it was Poe level satire. If I am wrong, it’s sickening.

  • lynnlee

    Spencer was let go, not arrested. Nice to see him being squashed though.

    • BadKitty904

      Maybe next time. ‘Cause there will be a next time.

    • jesterpunk

      But did he get punched? If he didnt why the hell not?

      • ahughes798

        Why wasn’t a cop kneeling on his head? If he was a black dude, and it was the Chicago po-po there’d be a cop kneeling on or kicking his head, just for the fuck of it.

    • Red Bird

      Why was he stopped?

  • btwbfdimho
    • GreenGoldSharpie

      Really need to start figuring out who these people are so we begin reporting them to their employers or schools.

      • Jennifer R

        This.

    • GoutMachine

      Damn, that’s amazing.

    • jowgajen

      Wow. Nice job.

  • Picabo
    • GoutMachine

      Grrrrrrr. Hate. These. Fucking. Nazi. Dickweeds.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      sons of bitches.

    • Red Bird

      But Black Lives Matter is violent?

    • Christopher Story

      “But Hillary.” No snark, just prediction.

  • BadKitty904
    • Khavrinen

      Birds of a feather…

  • Rick Hill

    Oh, really? Pence and trump both state we don’t need this kind of violence, too.
    Aren’t they a little off their usual topic of creating violence to get what they want?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/320c6dbc03cdba7f925f7b3915b2dd99a7d4643ac107589065caa7adec8563f4.png

    • The Wanderer

      The First Floozy needs to STFU.

    • Red Bird

      Another generic statement. She’s not saying who was violent. Strange.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Was she listening to the Nazis? ‘Blood and Soil’. That’s hate in the heart and spewing out of the mouth. Talk to your people, please.

  • memzilla Ω

    White House condemnation of Tiki Nazi terrorism in 7… 6… 5… never.

    • gedjcj

      Houston, we have a problem.

  • FukuiSanYesOta

    Where the fuck is shitgibbon?

    My money is on him arguing with his staff.

    • BadKitty904

      Waiting to be told what he thinks about all this.

    • Rick Hill

      More like “Ok, how do I make it sound like I care? I could use this to make it seem as though I give a fck about these ******* and *****. Also, have to condemn these actions without psiing off my base, too much. Is there a workaround we can finagle?”

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Waiting for Bannon and Gorka to put their hands up his backside and make him speak words they wrote.

    • foiled again

      Angry everyone’s not talking about him.

  • CO
    • ltmcdies

      awwhhh…..you mad, Dave?

    • The Wanderer

      [REDACTED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER]

      • FukuiSanYesOta

        It’s a tough day to write comments on our wonkete for sure.

        • The Wanderer

          Damned straight.

    • Serai 1
      • Latverian Diplomat

        “Snowflakes have 6-fold symmetry, not 5-fold.”
        — A crystallography nerd

    • BadKitty904

      “I would recommend you take a good look in the mirror & remember it was Russia, that put you in the presidency, not American voters.”

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Sometimes, I really hate the non-commenting rules. I wish we could suspend them for one night a year, like the Purge but against nazis.

  • The Wanderer

    Off-topic, but I can no longer read or hear the phrase “red wings” without giggling a little.

  • Picabo
    • Nounverb911

      So is it terrorism yet?

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Nope, still a white guy being all economically anxious. Just wait, they’ll start with ‘mentally ill lone wolf” talk soon enough.

    • Seamus Romney

      Fuck. Jesus.

    • Aaron Wise

      As an American citizen, it is our duty to fight terrorists 24/7.
      The 2nd Amendment is alive for just such matters.

      • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

        No. A shoot out at the OK Corral will not help.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          Never give up violence as an answer. It is never a good first answer, but it is an answer.

    • SayItWithWookies

      The Nazi killed one of the peaceful protesters. Fucking coward.

  • Nounverb911

    Manchin is on the snowflake nazi side too, also, it seems.

    https://twitter.com/Sen_JoeManchin/status/896442934001840129

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      More weasel words.

      Also, “disheartened”? For fuck’s sake. “Slightly disturbed”? “A little concerned”, perhaps? Not “horrified”?

    • foiled again

      ‘Disheartened’ is what you feel when you break your favorite childhood toy.

      Try ‘cocksplittingly freaked’, Joe.

      • ahughes798

        Surprised we didn’t get any “thoughts and prayers,” yet.

  • Courser_Resistance

    Pfft. I have far superior tiki torches. What a bunch of panty-waists.

    • GreenGoldSharpie

      Well, when you’re buying out the stock in Home Depot you probably don’t have a lot of choices.

      • Courser_Resistance

        LOL. I bought my ‘high-end’ tiki torches at Hellmart a few years ago. I don’t know if they still sell them with the metal poles and faux-copper holders anymore. I’m just thinking that the pole would make a lovely pugel stick

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      My torch is artisinal, hand made from the finest, cruelty free, organic tiki.

  • Aaron Wise

    Terrorist cells have employed the same tactic in London and Nice.

    We need a leader who is tough on terrorism.

    Trump = FAIL

  • Baconzgood

    Oh shit! You don’t want Gordie Howe pissed at you.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordie_Howe_hat_trick

    • Red Bird

      pissed?

  • Vincent Ricola

    How much more triggered do they want me before they consider it a win and crawl back into their holes already?

    Because I’m pretty fucking triggered right now, so go ahead and point and laugh and ride off into the sunset with your cup of my liberal tears, you sorry terrorist motherfuckers.

  • SCK

    What a bunch of assholes.

  • msanthropesmr

    Msanthrope safe – on way home.

    • Me not sure

      Good. My thanks to her.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      So glad to hear this. Stay safe.

  • Slinger

    Our country’s descend into hell, while Charlottesville burns Nero plays golf.

    • weejee

      Nero libel!

  • msanthropesmr

    I’m learning how to play “What’s goin on” on bass – seems fitting.

    • SterWonk
    • FlownΩver

      Good luck with that. Legend has it James Jamerson played that part lying on his back in the Motown studio, about half in the bag. A miraculous part, however it came to be.

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    I hate Virginia Nazis.

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      These Nazis are of unknown origin.

      • weejee

        I try to be open-minded and hate Nazis regardless of their point of origin.

      • thatswhatshesaid

        One group is from Bathroom Famous NC!

  • Rick Hill

    Trump, on his 17-day vacation in New Jersey, urged people to “come together as one” in response to the protests but did not explicitly mention the white nationalist origins of the conflict.
    “We ALL must be united & condemn all that hate stands for,” he wrote. “There is no place for this kind of violence in America. Lets come together as one!”

    Ummm…I guess we’re going to gloss over all those times he called for violence, encouraged it even, and claimed he would do it hisself if he weren’t so awesome he would kill someone if he hit them. Not to mention that killing people with his own little fingers pulling the trigger would just get him more support. And musing over second amendment corrections. And……

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      where’s that tweet of him criticizing obama for golfing during a terrorist attack?

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Both Sides!

      • Rick Hill

        Punch a nazi=kill all the blacks, Mexicans, gays, etc’

        Yup, two sides of the same coin

    • BillEGoatSmirk

      There is the small matter of a Federal civil case in Kentucky where the judge has allowed claims of ‘inciting violence’ to proceed against Donnie’s campaign because of what occurred at one of his Klan/campaign rallies.

  • Picabo
    • GoutMachine

      It’s. Not. A. Car. Crash. It’s terrorism.

      • jowgajen

        But if we call it that the goobers will think a brown person did it.

        • Khavrinen

          Well, duh, if a white person does it, it’s never terrorism.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        the news is gonna call it that until some official calls it terrorrism.

      • SterWonk

        To be fair, I think it was terrorism, followed by a car crash. This is a picture of the latter.

  • Pisto75666

    These idiots are using the Red Wings logo? Um…….WHY? (As a RW fan, this irrationally annoys me) I didn’t think Nazis were smart enough to follow sports.

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      Because the average life expectancy of a luftwaffe pilot was 2 weeks. No need to break out the gold…

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Better your team than mine

      • Pisto75666

        Fair enough. Can I ask which one?

    • Baconzgood

      Throw an octopus at them!

      • Pisto75666

        Oh that I could. I’m a transplanted fan. Not sure octopus keeps well in Florida.

    • SterWonk

      About the logo:

      ‘The Detroit Right Wings (motto: Rust Reforged!) are a Michigan-based group of Identitarians, an anti-immigrant vein of white nationalism that counts Richard Spencer among its proponents.’

      And they hijacked the Detroit Red Wings NHL team’s logo. And they also failed to notice that the logo shows the left wing. 🙄🙄🤦‍♂️

      • Pisto75666

        No one ever said racists were smart.

  • Michael R

    Send Steve Bannon out as official White House good will ambassador .

  • Joe Beese

    Breitbart is finally on the story. It’s upset that people are using this an excuse to bash President Trump.

    • jesterpunk

      Aww did they get their feelings hurt?

    • Atheist

      THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT TRUMPS FEELINGS AS OPPOSED TO CONSIDERING THE WELFARE OF THE PEOPLE RUN OVER BY A CAR

      Sorry for all caps.

      My head is about to explode!

    • Aaron Wise

      Failed to protect Americans from an implicit threat.
      Truck Fumpf.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • The Wanderer

      Bunch of mealy-mouthed monkey motherfuckers.

    • Stulexington

      It sounds like it was the nazis who got run over by the headline.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        ayup, so it’s not only me.

    • Aaron Wise

      I take it that some white nationalists were struck by a car?

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        that’s what the headline implies to me, too.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    How upset will the Alt-Right get when they find out late-Red Wings owner Mike Ilitch paid for Rosa Parks’ rent from 1995 to her death?

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      Facts don’t matter to these fuckwads.
      *apologies to fuckwads for the libelz.

  • FukuiSanYesOta

    OK, shitgibbon time.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Nope, I’m wrong. It’s some random identikit white guy.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Ain’t that idenTIKI?

    • DainBramage

      Not watching. I can’t afford a new TV.

  • Bill D. Burger

    So Trump’s getting ready to speak……and in 3….2…………..

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cf1b4f91471bbf085e7c97f8297e667ecb99cfbc92f64f8f068f72da38d81be6.jpg

    The Party of Personal Responsibility
    Trump: “The buck stops ……..over there…..over there……”

    • Rick Hill

      “This is appalling! This type of thing would never have happened if Obama had worked to bring the country together. Maybe if he had accomplished half of what I have, as preznit, or even had as many votes or as big of an inaug….”
      Aw, hell. You get the point

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      i bet that phrase would make his head explode:

      “But, but, I WANT the buck, not responsbility!”

    • Stulexington

      It’s funny how race relations that never boiled over like this during his administration can be his fault almost a year after he left office but a continuation of the steady economic growth days after taking over are all Trump baby.

      And by funny I mean how stupid do you think we are?

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Less White Shariah, more Latina Shakira!

  • GreenGoldSharpie

    What’s the over / under on the Orange Puke visiting the victims in the hospital?

    • jowgajen

      The chance of that is so remote it’s included under Acts of God in your insurance policy.

      • GreenGoldSharpie

        Even if he did he would brag about his electoral victory.

    • gallbladder

      A number so small that not even the most powerful of scanning electron microscopes can see it.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        so about the length of his dick?

        • gallbladder

          (see above)

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      A number smaller than the size of his hands.

    • Nounverb911

      Maybe Spencer in jail, otherwise, NO.

    • Raan

      Are there odds longer than infinity to one?

      • The Wanderer

        No.

      • David Chaillou

        Infinity to zero ?

      • David Chaillou

        Aleph 2 ?

  • Nounverb911
  • Baconzgood

    You know baconz doesn’t usually condone violence (well maybe Shanz spanking me because I’m a very very naughty boy), BUT I’m on the side of the anti-facist cracking racist Nazi skulls. I’m conflicted

  • Joe Beese
    • gallbladder

      No thank you.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      thanks…watching it now.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Had Nazis been confronted with such vigor in the 1930s, perhaps we could have avoided that little kerfuffle in the 1940s.

  • FukuiSanYesOta

    HERE we go.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Odds he mentions his election win?

  • weejee

    dRumpf now speaking – ffs

  • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

    Someone on MSNBC just said that there’s now one dead from terrorist attack.

    • The Wanderer

      The mayor tweeted it.

  • FukuiSanYesOta

    YEAH VETERANS! NOTHING ELSE GOING ON!

  • BadKitty904

    Stuff happens.” ~ Jeb Bush, Republican

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “i’m gonna make a comment on what’s happenign in Charlottesville, but first I wanna thank the veterans and let me shake your hands fellas.”
    Ye gods.

  • janecita

    According to CNN, one person has died.

  • Joe Beese

    Trump condemns the bigotry and violence “on many sides”.

  • FukuiSanYesOta

    ON MANY SIDES! BOTH SIDES DO IT!

  • Me not sure

    What a turd. He just used vets as a prop.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    The fuck do veterans have to do with this?

    • gallbladder

      He’s going into Walter Sobchak mode.

  • lowenufc

    When will Trump say the Magic words- “White Nationalist Terrorists”?

    • Me not sure

      Never.

    • FlownΩver

      We’l never defeat white nationalist terrorists if our weak leaders are afraid to say the words.

      I’m sure I heard something like that sometime last year.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    yup “tremendous hate bigotry and (something) on many many sides.”

    FUCK YOU!

  • Sean McLaren

    On many sides, not my fault, what a fucking asshole

  • SayItWithWookies

    “I thought I should put out a comment as to what’s going on in Charlottesville.”

    Oh geeze. My assignment was about the wild turkey. I was told to write a paper about the wild turkey…

    • msanthropesmr

      Drink me, it says

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    you can see him leaning on his spreech writers there. It’s nuts.

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    “ON MANY SIDES??????” The fuckstick just both-sidesed this situation! Fuck and Him!

  • Vincent Ricola

    Fucking Donald fucking stupid fuck Trump.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Fuck the boy king- right off the bat it’s “both sides do it”

    Which side showed up with the torches and plowed a car into a crowd, asshole?

  • SayItWithWookies

    On many sides? Who killed someone, asshole?

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Yeah, ‘both sides’ does not apply here.

  • Aaron Wise

    10:1 Trump blames Pelosi and Hitlary.

    • Stulexington

      I’ll take that, I’m pretty sure it’ll be Obama with bad race relations.

      • Aaron Wise

        I was wrong, he is sad, considering that “companies are pouring into our country”.

    • PersianOregano

      There was already some asshole on CNN blaming McAuliffe, Kaine and Warner for not being in the park to personally stand between the factions physically preventing violence

  • BillEGoatSmirk

    Buzzfeed was told by the cops that they detained the ‘suspected male driver’….Does anyone know if the report of one fatality was as a result of that?

    • TundraGrifter

      “Suspected male?” Why don’t they pull down his shorts and confirm?

      • BillEGoatSmirk

        They’ll need to bring a magnifying glass.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        They’re waiting to see which bathroom….

  • janecita

    He is of course, not blaming the neo-nazis.

  • SayItWithWookies

    “a swift restoration of law and order.” Oh great — excuse for a police crackdown.

  • Joe Beese

    Trump boasting about employment figures.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Were that I had more faces to palm.

      • msanthropesmr

        You’re not Zaphod Beeblebrox?

    • Vincent Ricola

      “Great trade deals”

    • TundraGrifter

      As if he had anything to do with them – good or bad. Other than the current full employment rate for criminal defense attorneys and Federal prosecutors.

    • Rick Hill

      Ok, so I missed that one in my list

  • SayItWithWookies

    Condemn the Nazis asshole.

  • Me not sure

    Employment?…Fuck that shit.

  • Nounverb911
  • Zippy W Pinhead

    And now we pause for a moment for some empty boasts

  • Atheist

    “swift restoration of law and order”

    What’s the plan for the “unidentified militia” made up of angry gun toting white people that invited itself to a war zone?

    …anything?

  • Red Bird

    Hey everyone. Does anyone else think that maybe the violence at this event is going to be used by the administration as a way to condemn the anti-racist groups? I mean so far any comments coming from the administration have been generic and referring only to protesting without violence. Nothing has been said to reject racism specifically. Just that hatred and violence is bad. That could be taken any way you want. So, it wouldn’t be to hard for them to try to ban future protests.

  • JMP

    But Donald Trump will still refuse to say the phrase, “Radical White Terrorists”.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Hell, he can’t even bring himself to say “terrorism” when it’s white guys doing it, forget the radical part.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Will he decide to fire Mueller in order to unite us?

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    Holy fuck, he’s talking up the fucking economy and the fucking employment rate. Sack of shit!

    And he just went the safe route and talked up the cops.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    damnmit, the facebook feed crapped out.

    • The Wanderer

      It’s a mitzvah.

    • SayItWithWookies

      CBSNews.com

  • weejee

    Sad, just fucking sad?

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      I JUST WON A BET WITH MY WIFE!

      • Jamoche

        What, she bet against him saying “sad”? Sucker bet.

  • Aaron Wise

    Trump: Both sides do it?

  • janecita

    I can’t even listen to this asshole! What a fucking, pathetic excuse for a human being.

  • gallbladder

    One day, Donnie, you’re gonna fall off that fence you’re walking on, and into the waters you’ve been chumming.

  • Sean McLaren

    Omg he’s fucking talking about trade. It’s so sad his headlines are being stepped on.WTAF

  • TundraGrifter

    “White Sharia” – worst new wine flavor of 2017.

    • The Wanderer

      Worse than the 1982 Ripple Blanc (one of the finer wines of Idaho).

    • gallbladder

      Goes well with chocolate cake, I hear.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I prefer the 1977 My Sharona.

  • ahughes798

    That White Sharia video HAS to be satire?! Because if it’s serious, it’s risible.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Thanks Robyn.
    I know we are all supposed to be for “Peace, Love, and Understanding” and only beat people with votes, but I’m not feeling it today.
    One Antifa protester is dead from the car attack.
    Trump is deflecting about all the great things he is has done for America.
    He has not condemned Alt-right. He is busy blaming both sides.

    • janecita

      I’m not feeling specially magnanimous either. Fuck all those neo-nazis fuckers and their fat, loser, ignorant, commander in chief!

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Don’t you know, though, because some Jew somewhere once picked on Hitler, all the Jews deserved to die. Both sides!

      • janecita

        Yup, that one Jew was the worst!

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    When will Fareed Zakaria declare him “presidential?”

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    We are all Americans first

    except for you brown ones and you blah ones and you ghey ones and you female ones and you Muslin ones and…

  • Vincent Ricola

    You do not love our country twitler. You are a traitorous scumbag.

  • Blackest Noobs

    “Women won’t fuck me and I am MAD ABOUT IT.”

    that pretty much sums it up. this is why they are mad. this is the supposed white rage.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “he thanked me for that.” in re fed support to governor.

    Ye gods.

    • jesterpunk

      Did he tell the mayor it will be great for their city?

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    I don’t have to respect nazis, Donnie!

    • Atheist

      Damn skippy.

      Respect is earned.

      • BadKitty904

        How would Trump know?

  • Me not sure

    This shit is not bothered by this in the least.

    • BadKitty904

      Not one bit. It’s just what he wants.

      Which is why I refuse to listen to this bullshit – I’ve heard him lie before.

      • Les Appentis De la résistance

        As long as it boosts his ratings. Whatever that means.

        • BadKitty904

          He still think he’s on TV.

  • Joe Beese

    Trump says we need to “respect our history”, so there’s the “attaboy” to the fucker who mowed down people with his car.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      What the fuck does he know about our history?

    • Atheist

      Definitely a dog whistle/nod to the bag of shit that mowed down counter protesters.

    • jowgajen

      I respect our history of being a haven for immigrants.
      I respect our history of improving on our foundational belief that “All men are created equal.”
      I respect our history of fighting fascism.

      • TundraGrifter

        Let’s take a look at the first immigrants to America.

        They didn’t speak the language.
        They had absolutely no interest in adapting to and then adopting the local culture.
        They couldn’t get along with the folks who were here first – they went to war with them right away, and killed off many with the filthy diseases they imported from Europe.
        They didn’t have skills suited to life in the New World.
        Many didn’t plan to stay all that long – they just wanted to strike it rich and then head back home.

    • jesterpunk

      Does that include our history of kicking the shit out of Nazis and confederate losers?

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      We do. Asshole slavers lost a violent bloody war. You don’t erect statues to loser traitors. Fucking respect the history, man.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    always with the “study”.

    sacred bond of loyalty? FUCK YOU.

  • Nounverb911
    • YayConspiracy

      If he stays on script the racism comes out as well.

  • Aaron Wise

    Not a mention of terrorism.

  • SayItWithWookies

    You want to study Charlottesville? Fuck that shit — every liberal who’s ever been called an appeaser for not just yelling about evil when terrorism happens calls bullshit.

  • Rick Hill

    So, as I remember, Obama was expected to dive to the bottom of the Caribbean and plug the deep horizon well. Why is trump not in Charlottesville, right now, bringing about world peace and free pony rides?

    • Stulexington

      He took time out of golfing to say words at a camera, what more to you expect from whitey?

  • FukuiSanYesOta

    This guy is mad.

    “VETERANS!” “YOU’RE FIRED”! “MAH LEGISLATIVE ACHIEVEMENTS!”

    • Notreelyhelping

      I assume you don’t mean ticked off.

  • weejee
    • The Wanderer

      GAH! Do you mind? I almost gagged on my Twinkie!

    • TundraGrifter

      Some people say he founded the KKK.

      • The Wanderer

        And they’d be right; he helped found it, and later backed away because they got “too violent.”

  • Vincent Ricola

    How bout YOU’RE fired, you mentally incompetent hate-monger.

  • So, spending my morning watching old episodes of Bake Off has caused me to miss some things..

    • Rick Hill

      Not much happening, so….

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Had to message my 25yo that I was so glad he didn’t grow up to be a Pepe-slobberer and to apologize for the world we’ve left him. Now I feel guilty cause he didn’t know what was going on.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    DJT. . . You start a conversation you can’t even finish. You’re talking a lot, but you’re not saying anything.

    Sincerely,

    David Byrne

    • HorseChestnut

      When I have nothing to say? My lips are sealed.

      • YayConspiracy

        I wish. But he’s a tumbler!

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Say something once, why say it again?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Stop making sense.

    • Vincent Ricola

      The sentence starts on one subject and ends on something totally unrelated. The VA, love and peace, tremendous trade deals… pick a fucking topic and probably choose the biggest one on the stage right now.

    • GoutMachine

      Has he mentioned his yooge victory yet?

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      Psycho killer.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Qu’est-ce que c’est

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “record-setting business” is not a thing the VA should do.

  • Me not sure

    You are now watching a sociopathic passive-aggressive personality do what it does best.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Can he EVER just say the right fucking thing? JUST ONCE?!

    (*Rhetorical question.)

    • janecita

      No

    • BadKitty904

      How?

  • Joe Beese
    • Msgr_MΩment

      How dare those liberals stage this event!

      • Khavrinen

        Because what could those durn libruls possibly want more than martial law, as run by Trump and the Republicans?

    • GoutMachine

      Ah, there it is.

    • Pisto75666

      *looks at watch* Yep, that train’s never late.

    • harryr

      If only it were actually true.

    • Stulexington

      They even dragged in Spencer to give it that air of authenticity.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      i knew it was coming – but checked in too early .

    • SeeTrain65

      And … they’re off! (Their meds again.)

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    sadly I thought this would take longer to reappear

    https://i.imgflip.com/zbf7c.jpg

    • Red Bird

      That’s the way a lot of us wake up in this country.

  • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

    Faux president who promotes hatred and division makes hypocritical plea for citizens to love each other.

    • gallbladder

      You could see that one coming down Pennsylvania Avenue.

  • YayConspiracy

    Is America fucking great yet?

  • Joe Beese
    • Atheist

      jesus fucking christ :(

    • weejee

      But this was white folk takin’ care of bidness. Not blah thugs.

    • Vincent Ricola

      No words.

      • BadKitty904

        Two – “Thanks, GOP!

        • SeeTrain65

          “Thanks, Vlad.”

    • gallbladder

      Gee, seems that there are both black and white individuals being mauled. I wonder how Donnie and the media might tackle this angle of bothsiderism?

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      I can’t fucking even with this. I just fucking cant. These sickos were hoping for their excuse to riot when Hilz won, but didn’t get it. Now they are killing people over a fucking statue of a loser general.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Next we’ll hear about his yooooge’ electoral victory and the largest inauguration crowd in our history.

  • BadKitty904

    *Meh* Sorry, kids, but I’ve heard Trump lie before, sooo…

    • Pisto75666

      I’ve seen that rerun too. I know how it ends. Actually I don’t since it’s the same shit OVER AND OVER

  • Baconzgood

    So let’s just get this straight for the record. These Neo-Nazis go out in public basically saying “we’re looking to pick a fight” and the anti-facists say “OK (shrug) we’ll throw down” and next week the Neo-Nazis will say look how violent the left is?

    It’s like a bully running to the teacher when someone gives him a bloody nose.

    • CripesAmighty

      Yeah, hopefully it’s a little harder to sell that one after your side plows over 9 protesters in a redneck muscle car.

      • Baconzgood

        “Nazis are socialists” is the mantra you’ll hear of Faux Noose.

    • weejee

      And hopefully the bully hitter was wearing ever so scratchy wool mittens.

    • Jamoche

      Which probably worked for them, if they went to one of the schools that took “no tolerance” to its illogical conclusion.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Literally, this is out of the Hitler playbook. It’s not Godwin’s law if it actually happened that way, right?

      • Baconzgood

        I’m reading the rise and fall of the 3rd R. right now and it is EXACTLY out of his play book. It’s scary.

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          A classic, and worth the long read. Schirer was an eyewitness to many of the early events.

          • Baconzgood

            I’m at the diplomatic preparations for the invasion of Poland. I lurv big thick books of 1200 pages. Don’t tell me how it ends.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Hate, Nuclear War, Racism! #MAGA, Y’all!

  • CripesAmighty

    As predicted, Dumpy ‘both sides…tut-tut’ for 45 sec. Before 45 minutes of incoherent bragging and whining.

  • Nounverb911
  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    mutherfucker, come ask my mother the VA patient and ask here how much she loves it.

    The things he is saying about the VA are good – but then I remember what a goddamn liar he is.

    • Blackest Noobs

      yeah the VA killed my dad…we treat our Vets like shit.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        almost killed mine too.

        • Blackest Noobs

          they sent mine home, said he was ok, he died two days later.

          oooh and the hospital he where died horribly in…yeah they said it was preventable…he couldve lived a little longer and maybe not die so horribly.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            they pulled mine from ICU to general recovery after MAJOR surgery; he developed an infection and needed a pacemaker.

            He died 2 years alter.

  • FukuiSanYesOta

    President: “Do you want to say their names?”

    Random white guy: [democratic guys what done helped with legislature]

    He didn’t even fucking know.

    • SayItWithWookies

      And when the VA head named them (Tester and someone I didn’t recognize) Trump said “There – I did it.”

  • Bill D. Burger
    • HorseChestnut

      LOL

    • SeeTrain65

      “… like me.”

    • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

      Is he calling for his own lynching?

  • weejee

    Mr. President, this veteran says fuck you.

    • The Wanderer

      I was briefly in the US Navy. I’ve been told that I can claim veteran status but have never appealed to it.
      Donald Trump can kiss my ass.

    • handyhippie65

      this one too.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    trump literally won’t say the names of Dems who helped with this bill.

    Then says, “See I can do it!”

    • Red Bird

      What bill?

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        This VA bill.

  • Randy Riddle

    There’s a much more disturbing and graphic video of the terrorist incident at this link. The video embedded in the story really doesn’t give you an idea of how horrific this was.

    http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/breaking_vehicle_plows_into_counter_protestors_after_white_supremacist_rally_shut_down_video

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Fortunately (unfortunately?), we can fill in the gaps. What an awful day.

      • Randy Riddle

        This is an area where using your imagination isn’t enough. Like the footage of violence against peaceful Civil Rights protestors, we need to see, remember it, and act on it.

  • GreenGoldSharpie

    Welp, he had a chance to respond with eloquence and humanity.

    What a fucking waste of space.

    • Rick Hill

      Disappointed? Show of hands? C’mon, one of you had to expect him to rise to the occasion. Anyone, anyone

    • handyhippie65

      for the dumpster fire we have as a president, that was eloquence, and humanity. two things he has very little of.

  • Me not sure

    “…now watch this drive.”

    • TundraGrifter

      Funny – But too soon in light of at least one person (apparently) being killed.

      • Me not sure

        You think that turd won’t go straight out and play a round of golf?

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          i think it’s the (golf) drive vs. (terrorist) drive being referred to.

          • Me not sure

            I didn’t mean it to be funny.

      • Serai 1

        Speak for yourself.

        • TundraGrifter

          I always do.

          • Serai 1

            Funny, you’re not doing it here. Who gave you the Hall Monitor badge?

          • TundraGrifter

            Badges? I don’t need no stinkin’ badges!

  • jowgajen

    I’ve got bad news for you if you were hoping we’d get through this presidency* without widespread riots and violence.

    • Rick Hill

      It’s not widespread.

      • Yet

      • Stulexington

        It will be.

        • Rick Hill

          Idk. Not really seeing that, myself. The large scale ones will be against trump and by that time it will be a majority of Americans. It may occur between government and the populace but no race wars. Hell, there aren’t THAT many white supremacists

      • Serai 1

        Don’t hold your breath.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    If the Vets are getting world-class treatment, why is that not hte same for the other U.S. Citizens?

    I thought that was socialismz!?!?!

    • BadKitty904

      Not that our Vets, God bless ’em, having anything to do with Republican thugs beating and murdering American citizens in Virginia.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        true, it just pisses me off.

        They use the VA and it’s failings (of which there are many) to argue against government sponsored healthcare….except when donnie get’s a bill to improve it, now it’s world class adn the best.

        • BadKitty904

          Fuck those vicious, amoral assholes AND Russo/corporate “campaign donations” they rode in on.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            i literally grew up in the system, I went as a dependent when I was young then watched 2 parents go through it.

            It IS SHIT, but because it’s poorly funded and/or managed.

            The fact that donnie and co. are touting a bill to get rid of poor performing va workers is promsing – when i think of some stories – and yet wrong b/c it completely targets the lower echelon folks for enforcing policies of the upper echelon.

  • Suthrnboy

    Trumpy The Twitter Troll Clown strikes again!!!

  • AJ Milne

    Were there a god, this speech would be called on account of lightning.

    • gallbladder

      Multiple strikes.

    • Me not sure

      Sewage flood.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Trump is still droning on about Veterans Administration. Very little about Charlottesville, and no blame. “We need to heal. We will speed up the healing.”
    Sorry, I call bullshit.
    He is avoiding questions.
    What a POS.

  • Joe Beese
    • Jamoche
      • Stulexington

        Out of curiosity, what are the options for calling house and senate elections early, is there a gather signatures procedure or are you just stuck with the idjiot until they do something quantifiable illegal or the election rolls around?

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    What color ribbon did he propose for the “study” committee on Nazis being violent?

  • Nounverb911
  • Sean McLaren

    I know I shouldn’t be shocked, but seeing the President of the United States pointedly avoid condemning Nazis, even when directly asked still just blows my mind.

    • GoutMachine

      It’s good you’re still shocked. That’s a good thing.

      • Sean McLaren

        That line from how to deal with rising authoritarianism still rings in my ears “Never loose your capacity for outrage”

        • Serai 1

          Yeah, it could run amok and cause real havoc!

    • Blackest Noobs

      well of course he wouldn’t condemn them, they make up that 36-37% that still supports him in the polls.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Never normalize this, even in your mind. Good for you!

    • data_ninja

      So he didn’t say the magic words “White Supremacy Terrorism”?

      Because he really fuckin’ should have this time.

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        Not as long as they keep cheering him at his rallies.

  • La forza del resistino

    You could sign an arrest warrant for one Dodge driver too

  • SayItWithWookies

    Trump ignores a question about white nationalists who said they came to Charolottesville because they supported him.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      David Duke, e.g.

  • Aaron Wise

    FUCK THIS.
    I’m off to the store for some Finlandia vodka, lemons, ice and soda water.
    Then full immersion in The Blues Brothers.

    Blanket, remote, and pizza delivered.

    I hereby surrender to my pleasure gods.

    • I am enroute to my local art movie theatre to see The Big Sick because i missed it during moving time

    • GoutMachine

      Yeah, I’m looking forward to 16 hours on a plane with movies and booze.

      • janecita

        Where are you going?

        • GoutMachine

          Hong Kong, then Singapore.

          • janecita

            Fun!!! Don’t forget to leave your gum at home. Singapore doesn’t like gum chewers:-)

          • GoutMachine

            Oh yeah, and I even had to register a prescription. FFS.

        • shastakoala

          And why?

    • Atheist

      I hear you. Today is a 100 proof day.

    • Me not sure

      The love of a good dog comes in handy.

      • Aaron Wise

        He’s at my side.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Good plan! And I’m going to do one good deed, and then re-watch Moana with some BBQ and local wine.

    • TundraGrifter

      On a mission from God.

    • gallbladder

      Epicurus would approve.

  • Atheist

    “Ladies first”

    Unless they run for president, then there’s a “second amendment solution” for that.

    • gallbladder

      Just ask Sharron Angle.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    Did you see the side eye Trump gave the reporters asking about white nationalism?

  • Me not sure

    Classic “fuck you” walk off.

  • jowgajen
    • BadKitty904

      Good.

    • Blackest Noobs

      i will say i am very much appreciating businesses doing the RIGHT THING for once….right on, right on business peeps…racism and hatred is shitty for business, period!

    • GoutMachine

      Excellent.

      Also, I hope they have good window insurance, because I fear the asshats will smash them.

    • Stulexington

      I hope they have cameras set up so they can sue the pants off anyone who throws a rock.

      • Khavrinen

        anyone everyone

  • SayItWithWookies

    And that’s it — he runs away as reporters ask him about white nationalist support.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • The Wanderer

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      (gasps)
      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • janecita

      Yup, I will pray alright. I’ll pray that he is in excruciating pain for the rest of his pathetic life.

      • The Wanderer

        I’ll set up my field altar tonight. The Moon may be just the right sort of gibbous to call upon the Elder Gods for a good old-fashioned smitefest.

        • BadKitty904
          • The Wanderer

            Ia Cthulhu ftaghn!

          • BadKitty904

            From the wells of night to the gulfs of space, ever the praises of great Cthulhu and Tsathoggua and of Him Who Is Not Named. Ever praises of abundance to the Black Goat of the Woods, Shub-Niggurath, the Goat with a Thousand Young, for Thou hast seen the dark universe yawning, the lost place where black planets roll without aim. Too long hast Thou dwelt in that cold captivity beyond the mercy of time. The way is clear.

            Return.

            And rule.”

        • handyhippie65

          the persieds are going to give you a good backdrop for it.

  • weejee

    Dodge, brag, and emote. tRump hit all his marks.

  • SayItWithWookies

    CBSNews correspondent Errol Burnett: “Trump had a three-pronged strategy — dodge, brag and emote.”

  • Covfefe

    Just to clear things up. I was not one of those brave veterans Donald is carrying on about as I write this letter to the Internet, after he said a few works about Charlottesville. If I was afraid, it was afraid of being called a coward (I grew up in that kind of a neighborhood.). I wasn’t brave in Vietnam. I was just there, doing what they told me to do. Very few of us, except in the infantry, were actual heroes.

    • weejee

      Got your 6 bro – class of ’69.

    • Baconzgood

      “Bravery is being frightened to death and not thinking”

      -some writer probably said about valor-

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        a friend of dad’s who went told me at dad’s funeral, “I was too young and stupid to be scared.”

        That guy was a badass. Got recruited as a tunnel rat – little dudes that got picked to down into the enemies’ tunnels with a flashlight, .45, and some explosives.

        • Doug Langley

          With no idea what to expect. A snake in a corner? A booby trap? A room filled with VC?

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            well, i mean, at that point, all they know is it’s just a dark hole in the ground.

            Obvs, I wasn’t there, but I saw a documentary once talking about those fucking tunnels. They were apparently very extensive and yeah, everything you said.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            this same buddy said he was on the line at Tet too. Said he fired the machine gun and remembers waking up the next morning with some kind of safety pin/ring in his hand.

            He said some of them freaked out cause the lizards or birds or whatever would croak, “re-up” – which is what it was called when he signed up for another few years/tours of duty.

            Must have seemed like hell on earth.

        • Baconzgood

          Maybe I should make my bravery quote mine. But though I never remember hearing or reading it I’m sure some one wrote it. Perhaps Guy Dutch MaPassant or Chekhov.

    • handyhippie65

      you were braver then, than dumpster will ever be. thank you.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef
    • TJ Barke

      Naw, if Bannon was speeching he’d have condemned the “radical violent communists”

  • 3FingerPete

    It’s going to take a good two hours forr me to uncringe from Trump’s Chalottesville/VA/”LOOK AT ME! AREN’T I TERRIFIC?” statement.

    • Stulexington

      This is why I don’t watch Trump use his noisehole, I just read the transcript.

      • handyhippie65

        exacatamundo! i enjoy my mental well being too much for that.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

    Has Brian Williams declared that Trump has become presidential yet today?

    • The Wanderer

      He was in awe of the beauty of the hurtling car.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Waiting on Fareed Zakaria and Van Jones

      • The Wanderer

        (growls)

    • gallbladder

      I think this is the pivot we’ve been waiting for!

      • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

        I’m waiting for the day his fat ass is pivoted out of the White House.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Betty’s on a roll today. Go gurl’!

    https://twitter.com/BettyBowers/status/896436761408274433

    • BadKitty904

      The GOP’s.

  • BadKitty904

    I repeat, before I have to get back to my chores:

    THE MOST IMPORTANT POINT TO REMEMBER AND KEEP REPEATING – THIS IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY’S DOING, DIRECTLY AND INDIRECTLY, FROM START TO FINISH.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Nounverb911
  • jesterpunk
    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      i’m okay with hating racist confederates and nazis, so technically I guess it’s true?

      • jesterpunk

        He is also talking about the people who hate Nazis.

  • TundraGrifter

    We just got back from Poland. We visited a death camp – one of the minor ones with 29 satellite locations. 65,000 killed. A very sobering experience on a beautiful, bright, sunny August day.

    My patience with Nazis wasn’t thick before that trip. It’s pretty fucking thin right through here.

    • The Wanderer

      I visited Dachau back in 2006. It was the one day of the trip where the sky was overcast, but it could have been bright and sunny and it still would have chilled me to the bone.

      • GoutMachine

        Yeah, same here. I went in 1998. My great-uncle liberated that camp. You can just feel the evil there, and it’s also odd to juxtapose with the bucolic surroundings.

        • The Wanderer

          My Dad served in the Occupation, and he recalled that it smelled “like a slaughterhouse.”

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      Having grown up in a neighborhood where my friends’ parents still wore the tattoos. (correctly spelled) I could not bring myself to go to those places. Nor the Holocaust Museum. I did watch Schindler’s List and will never again. Had nightmares for weeks. (Jews do not get tattoos, consider it desecration of the body, which is why the fucker Nazis did it….)

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      My parents were stationed in Germany long before I was born. My mom had pictures of Auschwitz from here time there. It had such a profound impact in her that she went to great pains to teach me about the holocaust from an insanely early age. I was all of four the first time she showed me a documentary on the subject.

      I have a natural inclination towards the hatred of nazis and all they stand for. That hatred is bred and beaten into me and I am far too old to change it now. Hell, I won’t even capitalize the word in writing, despite spellcheck trying to correct it for me.

      Few things are truly black-and-white in life, most things have layers and nuances. nazism is not one of those things. nazis are always wrong and that is just the way it is.

      • TundraGrifter

        My uncle was a doctor in the US Army and one of the first to liberate one of the death camps. He never spoke about it. I learned this on the Internets after he passed away.

        I told my cousin I was sorry I hadn’t known that because I would have tried to talk to him about it. She said she’d brought it up a few times but it was something he simply couldn’t discuss.

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          My first psychiatrist, when I was five, had the tattoo. He was at Bergen-Bellson for, I want to say, two years. He was detained both for being a Jew and for being an intellectual. They hated psychiatrists, for obvious reasons. His wife died there. I only knew this after he died. My mom worked for him and he was a dear family friend. At the funeral, many people spoke of his life, including some family sand friends who were at the camp with him.

    • AyeDiosDrinko

      I wish we made plantations into memorials ala Auswitchz.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Let’s give Trump a break. It must be a heavy burden to walk around knowing you’ll always be the worst president in history forever.

  • La forza del resistino

    Nk’s Kim could troll Donald and tweet white nationalist condemnation for him.

  • handyhippie65

    i believe it is time to rally around the family, with a pocket full of shells. and not the kind you find on the beach.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    OT: Just found out that the Koch Bros. bought Ed Gein’s pickup truck when it was auctioned off.

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      Interestingly, I am not surprised. I am, however, curious about the apolstry.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Finally the White House speaks with one voice…and, yup, it’s stupid.
    Betty nailsem’!

    https://twitter.com/BettyBowers/status/896432564491124739

  • Suttree

    Well that was perfect timing to go to the store. I missed all of Turnip’s presser except when he walked out without taking questions. Fucking wimpy little bitch! We already knew that you wouldn’t denounce the only people that love your fascist ass.

    • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

      His statement was so devoid of substance and meaning it was not only not helpful, it was destructive by his inability to address the real issues. We would never have heard such mealy-mouthed pablum from Obama.

      • Suttree

        It was pathetic! Completely outside of his minimal speaking abilities. He has absolutely no compassion or empathy!

  • bbayliss

    If they’d ALL had cars this wouldn’t have happened.

    • JustDon’tSayDignity

      A mobile society is a polite society.

  • FukuiSanYesOta

    I’m kinda liking this new version of Ana Navarro on CNN. She really, really hates Trump.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      she’s supposed to be swinging by my town for some kind of “border forum.”

      Not sure if she’ll ever switch parties, but i’d put a few bucks on it.

  • Nounverb911
  • Jennifer R
  • canes_pugnaces

    But the Holocaust. Sad!
    But the Aucshwitz. Sad!
    But the WWII. Sad!

    — DJT

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Look at the jerbs! I am awesome! 9/11? Sad.

      — DJT

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    Read Jim Wright’s take on it before the Nazis get him banned from Facebook – AGAIN

    https://www.facebook.com/Stonekettle?fref=ts

  • Joe Beese
  • Pinkham’s Law

    I do not recognize my country anymore. But I bought this today to put in my yard:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/86d2f16cb400cc6645edbb64303e8b53227770f61f6e5bd2ea7cdc3989c4e513.jpg

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      interesting that hate is “odio” in spanish. I Never knew that.

    • HorseChestnut

      Around here, kids have been going around stealing and defacing those 🙁

      • Pinkham’s Law

        I can buy more.

    • Mine was stolen on the first night it was out in the front of the house. I’m stilled pissed and wonder which of my neighbors is a fucking Nazi/white nationalist sympathizer.

  • Jamoche
  • Bill D. Burger
    • The Wanderer

      Fuck Lord Dampnut and the First Floozy.

    • Shibusa

      I wonder where Melania copied/pasted her statement from?

  • Nounverb911
  • Nounverb911
  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    Tiki Tacky Nazi Horrify

  • Bill D. Burger

    Miller or Bannon? Who was the author?

    https://twitter.com/BettyBowers/status/896456549635424256

    • Miller. He still wants the Comms director job

    • The Wanderer

      Bannon. Miller would have just started channeling Goebbels.

  • Poly_Ester

    Yesterday, Wonkette blogged about the “controversial” NSC novel ur memo authored by Rich HIggins, which advocated for civil war against “cultural Marxists,” today we have it. Coincidence?

  • GoutMachine

    AP, citing a hospital: one dead, 19 injured in the terrorist attack in charlottesville.

  • Nounverb911
    • Really jeffy? REALLY? GO fuck yourself with a fire poker

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      “…with the exception of my beloved Republican party for the last 60 years.”

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    I am so fucking disgusted right now. Disgusted and, frankly, ashamed. I’m ashamed of being born a southerner, I’m ashamed of being white, I’m ashamed of being a man, I’m ashamed of being an American. There is nothing I am not ashamed of right now. This is just another dark day in a whole string of dark days. I just want to scream “fuck” to the top of my lungs until my voice goes out and I collapse from the weight of it.

    • janecita

      Don’t ever be ashamed of what you are. Be proud that you aren’t like those inbred motherfuckers, and that you are a good person.

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      I’m all of those except the Southerner bit. I take solace in that we’re at least keeping the right company here on Wonkette.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I’m also ashamed and disgusted by this fucking country right now. My hatred for Trump grows by the day, but I hate his Republican enablers even more. They will literally put up with any kind of insanity for tax cuts. They sicken me.

  • CO
    • Yes. He wants to KEEP it

    • jesterpunk

      Fuck him and his Nazi staff.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Everyone knows the answer to that question

    • Bill D. Burger
    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Just tweeted this to the fucking piece of shit:

      “You are a physical and moral coward. The most loathsome, despicable individual ever to sit in the Oval Office. Resign!”

      • handyhippie65

        thank you for your service to this country.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      WANT it? He’s got it locked down.

    • Stulexington

      That’s a yes.

    • ltmcdies

      That cowardly sack of horseshit

      • GoutMachine

        Horseshit libelz!

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      he may not have heard it – but i doubt it given he blamed the earpierce for not denouncing david duke during the election.

  • CripesAmighty

    Meanwhile: “Fox ALERT! George Soros owns 2 shares of Chrysler, manufacturer of the Dodge Challenger…some people say…FALSE FLAG…connect the dots, people…”

    • JoeChristmas

      And they were running over Soros’ paid protesters!!1!

      • CripesAmighty

        Circles in circles, man…

  • JoeChristmas

    Shouldn’t they be afraid of Talmudic Law?

  • Pookabun

    White sharia. I’m sure all the white lady Trump voters will be enjoying that.

    • redarmyzombie

      It’s what the dumb fuckers voted for.

    • weejee

      Isn’t that the new line Ivanka is carrying?

  • Juan de Fuca

    GOP loyalist and Trump critic before the election/someone cupping Trump’s balls afterwards Ben Ferguson is on CNN saying that David Duke is “white trash” and shouldn’t associated with Trump.

    Hey Ben! Ya know who else is white trash and is to blame to normalizing David Duke’s bullshit? Your boy! And you too, ya white trash POS.

  • Nounverb911
    • TJ Barke

      Nazis do not ever peacefully assemble, the purpose is always to provoke and intimidate, and it’s a statue of a man who fought a treasonous war against america to preserve an institution of reducing certain human beings into property. You dumb fascist cunt.

      • Jennifer R

        I found a pic today. GI’s shooting the guards as they liberated Dachau.

        • Up In Smoke O’hontas

          The greatest generation forgot to teach their children, who in turn forgot to teach their’s.

    • SeeTrain65

      Ol’ Wifey said yesterday she wouldn’t attend because she feared for her life.

      Expecting something, hon?

  • Jamoche

    https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/896446378473381888
    The car has been found, abandoned. Comment: “someone that can afford payments on a car that expensive isn’t being oppressed, jobless or poor.”

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Windows blacked out, no plates. This was not someone who took a wrong turn and panicked.

      • Alternative Dog

        In a still photo of the assault as it was happening, the license plate was clear. The owner has no chance of escape.

        • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

          Hope so. Guess it’s a morphing situation.

      • Jennifer R

        One of my chats is telling me the driver has been arrested.
        White guy with facial hair, white polo, khaki pants.

        • Seamus Romney

          That’s what I’m waiting to hear.

    • JustDon’tSayDignity

      Jobless or poor – yet.

      • Jamoche

        I think that nazi crowdfunding site still exists.

  • Shibusa
    • Joe Beese

      White is the new brown.

  • Ezio

    *Terror attack happens in France where a truck is rammed into a crowd of people*

    Right-wing: Who would do such a sick and depraved thing? Tragic.

    *Black Lives Matter and anti fascists protest against Nazis and police brutality*

    Right-wing: I don’t brake for protesters! Mow em down! They’re disturbing and inconveniencing me!

  • Sean McLaren

    “I deeply regret the completely unforeseeable actions of the bloodthirsty monster I unleashed on this country for fun and profit.” .

    https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/896458423969230851

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      “Now back to repealing the 12th amendment!”

    • janecita

      Fuck Mike Huckabee, and his fucking daughter!

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      We’re going to have to break into the National “Go fuck yourself” Reserves soon.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I know I’m all out.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      holy shit – Huckabee’s tweet is the strongest condemenation from the right i’ve seen yet.

      • jowgajen

        Uh oh, Huckster remembered what his bible says.

      • HorseChestnut

        Sad.

    • JustDon’tSayDignity

      Too little, too late, Huckster. STFU and GTFOH.

    • Baconzgood

      Mike, here is a bed you made and needs lying in.

    • BadKitty904

      And at my master’s bidding…

    • Alternative Dog

      That’s surprising considering that the book you claim God wrote clearly states that some are above others.

    • The Wanderer

      [REDACTED]

    • Pinkham’s Law

      Parody acct, I presume?

      • Canned Covfefe

        Pink! How are you?!?

        • Pinkham’s Law

          Tired of winning, if this is “winning!”

    • Stulexington

      Man who tucked face eating leopards in at night shocked his country has a face eating leopard problem.

    • QHarp, Mujer malévola

      The worst kind of racists! Not good respectable racists like Mike! Remember, the Lord loves everyone equally, even our duskier, inferior brethren.

  • JoeChristmas

    Millions of people marched peacefully the day after inauguration. Just sayin’.

  • Nounverb911

    Aren’t you lucky, you get to tweet from jail…..
    https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/896456829097713664

    • JustDon’tSayDignity

      This fukkin guy may eat all the salted rat dicks with weasel smegma gravy.

      • DainBramage

        Weasel smegma gravy is too good for him.

        • yyyaz

          It’s CANNED weasel smegma gravy.

          • HorseChestnut

            YOU MONSTER *faints*

          • Canned Covfefe

            YOU MONSTER *runs to bathroom*

          • DainBramage

            OK then. That stuff is vile.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Just die already, you nazi bastard! Just fucking die!

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        With votes. Or live with total awareness of his vile life. In a hot hole, full of votes and spiders.

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          Of course, with votes. I’m not a nazi monster after all. I don’t wear white polo shirts and plow cars into people for disagreeing with me.

          • Up In Smoke O’hontas

            Oh, I know, Jack. Just keeping with traditional wonkette style book. I wish them all a nice long ride on a sinking raft of votes myself…and that’s the nicest thing I can think of at the moment.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Please, please can I punch him? Please?

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        Yes.

    • Stulexington

      For starters they failed to confiscate Fucknozzle Mcpunchyface’s phone.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Me in Krampf.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      “Rally organizer Jason Kessler said in a livestream video. ‘There’s not a … single Charlottesville police officer out there protecting our guys.'”

      https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11/113689/4282368-meme-grumpy-cat-good-4-355×400.jpg

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      they should have pretended to be black lives matter protestors – cops are on them and out number them and may even try to infiltrate them before a scheduled protest.

  • Picabo
    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      19, ye gods. I know that includes minor ones, but that driver is going to face a fuck ton of counts of various charges.

      • BadKitty904

        Good.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        I really won’t hold out hope for this. I’m sorry, this just knocked the wind out of me and put me in a very dark place. Hope is a lie.

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        1 count Murder 2, 19 counts of attempted murder, 20 counts of assault with a deadly weapon…

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          a few counts of reckless driving, enough for everybody there.

          I was JUST about to look up VA statutes on this.

          • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

            Just a rough guess. The top count would be enough to put him in the Greybar Hotel until he’s old and decrepit.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            other stuff would come later if warranted, I’m guessing.

            who thinks htere was an unlicensed/illegal handgun in the car along with a tiny baggy of weed.

        • Up In Smoke O’hontas

          Hate crime multiplier?

  • Ezio
    • leemoder

      Somebody needs to crack open the Ark.

  • jowgajen
  • The Talking Heads on the News are happy President Trump is actin’ all presidential during this crisis, which he didn’t fuel with his disgusting mouthhole not one little bit.

  • 3FingerPete

    Trump isn’t serious about uniting Americans. You can tell because he hasn’t appointed Ivanka American Unity czar.

    • leemoder

      Jared called “dibs” on that.

  • Mavenmaven

    Peter Gay’s history of Weimar is essential reading. Then, like today, the small amount of violence from the left was punished by death, whereas the substantially larger number of killings by the the right received minimal sentences if at all.

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    1 is dead and 19 are injured. No comment, no snark, just liberal fucking tears. Fuck these dicks!

    • jesterpunk

      That isnt an accident either it was a deliberate terrorist attack by a bunch of fucking Nazis.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        He. . . backed. . . up to maximize the damage. That’s no accident.

        • jesterpunk

          Exactly, but the news is all calling it an accident.

          • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

            “He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.”

          • jowgajen

            That black guy looked at me and I was afraid for my life.

            The accelerator got stuck.

  • I like the part where the Nazi’s wimmin i.e. their mothers and crazy aunts are praying to BABBY JESUS for their men’s safety

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      My bosses receive death threats regularly from people who are pissed that the 1st amendment makes them go into a church to see a cross rather than being able to see crosses in public spaces. Christianists are the least Christ-like people around.

  • La forza del resistino

    and Alex Jones will add Soros hired actors to play people pretend bleeding in the street.

    • Vincent Ricola

      And then he’ll send his flying monkey listeners out to harass the family of the person who was killed by this terrorist act.

      • SeeTrain65

        “Alex Jones: Picking up where Fred Phelps left off.”

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        If that DOESN’T happen I’ll be astonished. These people are incapable of civilised behaviour.

    • Atheist

      Have I mentioned today that I hate Alex Jones?

      Yeah, I really hate Alex Jones.

    • Stulexington

      It must of cost him a pretty penny to have Spencer arrested.

    • CripesAmighty

      He had to pay extra for the guys flying off the cars roof.

  • Picabo
    • GoutMachine

      Good. Throw away the key.

    • Alternative Dog

      Search warrant results in confiscated stash of Infowars tapes in 3, 2, 1…

  • BadKitty904
    • Alternative Dog

      No shit. Putin has definitely achieved his goal.

      • SeeTrain65

        “Plan worked better than we hoped, Natasha!”

      • BadKitty904

        Exceeded his goal, FAR beyond his wildest dreams. He could not possibly have known that it would be this easy to destroy America, even with the Republicans Party’s enthusiastic a$$i$tance.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Great, now I’m being tut-tutted for making blanket statements and creating division. I shot back “As soon as the people in charge start naming names and denouncing them specifically, I’ll retract it.”

    • Vincent Ricola

      Anyone defending what happened today deserves to be included in divisive blanket statements. Sorrynotsorry.

    • Jennifer R

      Where?

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        Facebook. Same person who got pissy at me about health care.

        • Jennifer R

          Tell them that they aren’t worth your time of day IMO.

        • Up In Smoke O’hontas

          Facebook is evil.
          Not sure is YrGma is around after last week, so I’ll carry this torch in her absence.

          • Canned Covfefe

            What?

          • Up In Smoke O’hontas

            Generational angst from the $5F story about arbitration agreements for nursing homes. She was not amused at a boomer jab.

  • Joe Beese

    May we all see better days.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POd8F9u1-0k

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    “We love our flag” says Trump, en route to profound both-siderism. Yeah, no shit, fuckbreath. The Confederate and Nazi flags in particular.

    • GoutMachine

      Flags of losers! Sad!

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      yeah, too mad none of the asshates today were carrying “our” flag.

    • Michael R

      ” We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow. Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.

      That’s why we liberals want America to do the right thing. We know America is the hope of the world, and we love it and want it to do well. ”

      Al Franken … Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (2004).

    • Michael R

      ” We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow. Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.

      That’s why we liberals want America to do the right thing. We know America is the hope of the world, and we love it and want it to do well. ”

      Al Franken … Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (2004).

  • Jennifer R
    • Atheist

      Good!

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      a white dude in white polo and khakis – nope, not involved at all.

      /s

      • DainBramage

        That’s the new Nazi uniform.

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        “Lone wolf. No affiliations!”

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          “Clearly mentally ill.”

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            “Obama issued him a driver’s license!11!!!”

      • Ezio

        “Eric was a good boy. He was just upset about Cindy not going to prom with him”.

        • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

          He was so quiet. All the neighbors say so. We felt so sorry for him because his pets kept turning up dead.

        • Querolous

          “Eric was a good boy. He was just upset about his sisterCindy not doing going to prom porn with him”.

      • Shibusa
        • miss_grundy

          The new de rigueur uniform of the American Nazi….

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        Glad I have no white polos. But do I haveta get rid of my khakis?

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          heh, i have a white polo, but no khakis.

      • BillEGoatSmirk

        Does anybody know what the meaning of that was? I don’t ever recall seeing Nazis (or even Tikki Nazis) dressed in khakis and white shirts.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          there’s been a movement to “clean up” their image for some time…also, it’s remarkably like what trump has been photographed wearing on the golf course, but that’s just me.

    • Seamus Romney

      Thanks for this Jennifer. Was waiting for confirmation.

      • Jennifer R

        AP Confirms as well.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    “We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry and violence on many sides, on many sides,” Trump said during a news conference.

    Disgusting piece of shit.

    • Atheist

      Trump won’t even condemn his own violence.

      “Grab ’em by the pussy”

      “I could shoot someone in the street and still get elected” (sadly, he did get elected)

      “there’s a second amendment solution for that.”

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      No fair, shit actually serves some purpose as fertilizer, When this fucker dies, even the plants will recoil from him.

      • Atheist

        They will be neon orange from the remnants of his $10,000 weekly spray tan.

      • miss_grundy

        When he dies every pet owner in NYC should take his/her dog to the cemetery where he will be buried and take a piss or a dump on his grave.

  • CripesAmighty

    Are these news nitwits using smoke signals and Western Union? It’s a Challenger (again) and HERE’s the fucking license plate. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a5531aa5d35290fc61e6c0d205cd61989f6a8e9282c31f803a16e8f4d52b892b.jpg

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Is the plate in reference to Covfefe?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I think I saw video that IT was rammed from behind.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      and that kinda looks like a VA plate, but I couldn’t be sure.

      (I ahd a data entry job entering different license plate states and numbers).

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        It’s Ohio

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          ah…thanks.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          the new photo just above says you’re right.

          I didn’t see the whole thing, I was thinking of the red cursive that I thought virginia does.

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        Yeah, as others have said it’s an Ohio plate. At distance though, Virginia and Ohio plates are very similar (blue letters/numbers, white face, 3 blank 4 combination), Ohio has the stripe of red at the top.

      • CripesAmighty

        Ohio.

    • Alternative Dog
      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        Yeah, it’s pretty clear about intent from this angle.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          are those break lights or is that just how it runs with daylight running lights?

          • jowgajen

            Could be a reflection, hard to say.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            now that i think about it, i’ve seen the video and don’t actually believe it’s brake lights…he never showed a sign of stopping.

          • jowgajen

            Possible he reconsidered his speed when he realized he was gonna totally fuck up his car.

          • Alternative Dog

            I think those are brake lights, but it was only a moments hesitation or an adjustment of strategy. The driver clearly made no effort to stop.

          • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

            He might have tapped the brakes (if you look closely the “Liddy Light” center top of the rear windshield is on). But that could just be an adjustment or an accidental slip of his foot.

      • Seamus Romney

        Jesus.

      • CripesAmighty

        Much better. It’s an Ohio plate, and the car is 2014 or older and not a rental.

    • Pinkham’s Law
      • Seamus Romney

        Happy Birthday.

        • Pinkham’s Law

          Gee, Thanks. Obama.

      • Canned Covfefe

        Happy birthday. I hope there is some good and happiness, besides cute kitties. That and plenty of alcohol and good food.

        • Pinkham’s Law

          We are in New Hope, PA this week, visiting friends, and our host is a FAR better cook than I could hope to ever be, so the food part is well in hand! Dinner tonight in the Lambertville B&B where hubby & I got married 3 1/2 years ago. Alcohol has been flowing freely!

      • Anna in PDX

        Happy birthday! I just turned 49 this month…

      • SeeTrain65

        Time to … celebrate?

        You could do like I do … forget this year and try again next year. Then again, I’ve been saying that ever since 1981 and it hasn’t worked out yet.

        Best of luck, PL.

      • CripesAmighty

        Sorry, Pink. Happy birthday anyway, and thanks for the kittehs.

    • Shibusa

      And how is this terrorist attack different than Radical Islamic Terrorists™ driving into pedestrians in Nice or Berlin or Ohio State or London Bridge, or Westminster Bridge….?

  • yyyaz

    Except that he didn’t leave all the nice Nazis alone, he fucking hired some of the absolute worst of them.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      #NaziLIESmatter

  • Jennifer R

    Remember if anyone (that means the ACLU as well) tells you the driver was scared because of a rock that was thrown, just watch that video of the car screaming along for well over a block before plowing into the counter demonstrators.

    • Atheist

      At 40 miles per hour.

      Causing damage that couldn’t have been caused without stomping on the gas and forcefully accelerating.

      • ahughes798

        If that’s a Dodge Challenger or Charger, thank Jah he wasn’t going even faster. Was the driver caught, dragged from his car and beat to death(with votes)?

        • Jennifer R

          Charger yup.

        • Serai 1

          I’m kind of amazed that car wasn’t piled onto by the crowd.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            he backed up and zoomed away PDQ.

          • Serai 1

            Ah, of course. Coward to the end, how typical.

          • ahughes798

            Probably too freaked out. And all your adrenaline is telling you to GTFO NOW!

        • miss_grundy

          Of course not. They wouldn’t do that unless he was blah or brown. Then the car would be riddled with bullets and the driver would be dead.

          • ahughes798

            Very sadly true.

    • Stulexington

      And maybe force them to watch it too.

    • jowgajen

      I think it was an unplanned murderous impulse that was followed through upon. Still murder. Still a hate crime. Still attempted murder. Still assault with a deadly weapon. Etc. Etc.

      • Jennifer R

        Jury is still out as to if it was unplanned.

        • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

          See Atheist’s correct statement above. Premeditation can be formed in an instant.

      • Atheist

        Premeditation can form in an instant, so is probably legally still planned

        I am not a lawyer but sharing what I’ve picked up over the years.

        • Jennifer R

          I would argue as soon as he passed a turn off it became premeditated.

          • Suttree

            As soon as he stomped on the accelerator and thought “fuck these people” is all it takes for premeditation. I’ll save any other armchair qb-ing till we find out who it is.

      • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

        So far, one count of homicide applies.

        • ahughes798

          Shit. And WE’RE the violent ones?

          • miss_grundy

            We are considered the violent ones because we stand up against their shit. Because they are the ones projecting how much they would like to kill anyone who protests against them or their Russian tool.

          • ahughes798

            I’m wondering where the Black Bloc is? They usually show up an wreck things so peaceful protesters get blamed for their damage.

      • Serai 1

        An unplanned murderous impulse that just happened to strike while the criminal was in a car with tinted windows. How very convenient.

      • miss_grundy

        The moment he put the car in reverse and when in again, it stopped being “unplanned”. This asshole is no better than the assholes who hit pedestrians in London.

    • CripesAmighty

      That fucker nailed the throttle until he hit the old Camry, then punched it in reverse. Nothing ambiguous about it.

    • DainBramage

      That guy better be locked up for good. And no taking him to Burger King!

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    I get the feeling that this was planned with the White House, in order to direct the nation’s condemnation away from the precedent…

    • Seamus Romney

      Won’t work . Bob Mueller never sleeps.

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        Mueller’s nickname is “Rust”

        • Seamus Romney

          I like that. Would have preferred Iron Fist, but I’ll take rust.

        • GreyWolfSC

          I see what you did there…

          • Seamus Romney

            Took me 1/2 hour, but I finally did too.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Bob Mueller is like the mouse police, it never sleeps too.

    • Stulexington

      Too bad for them we can multi-condemn.

    • handyhippie65

      if that were the case, wouldn’t he have condemned it all to make himself look better? but, what do i know, you may be right. i wouldn’t put it past them.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I’m sure violent NRA rhetoric had absolutely NOTHING to do with stirring these fucking traitors up.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Nor did the alleged president of the USA when he was calling for people to be beaten at his rallies.

      • Atheist

        Good point.

        Isn’t it ironic that those who yell about freedom of speech the loudest are the ones who won’t let anyone else have a turn?

        • Everrett Fanuelli

          Or have no idea what the 1st amendment means

          • Atheist

            Or silence criticism of the government, which is what the 1st amendment is supposed to protect.

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          Of course, they mean freedom for THEM, not anyone else.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Of course not. Nobody got shot, did they?

      • Serai 1

        Wait.

  • La forza del resistino

    These idjits should recall their hero, Robt. E Lee took care of business with civil violence at Harper’s Ferry by hanging people.

    • Stulexington

      That would require them to actually know something about the war they glorify.

      • Khavrinen

        They know it interfered with them treating blahs the way they want to, what more do they need to know?

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        Starting with the inconvenient fact that 36% of them wouldn’t have survived.

      • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

        They don’t even seem to know that they lost. Hopeless bunch of idjits.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      And that he chose to surrender rather than listen to some of his subordinates, who urged him to order them to flee and engage in guerilla warfare against the Union.

  • Ezio

    And the All Lives Matter crowd is nowhere to be seen.

    • Serai 1

      Who do you think was driving that car?

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        ‘All lives matter. Except for the ones I ran over with my car.’

    • miss_grundy

      They are already there in Charlottesville supporting their Nazi brethren.

  • OutOfOrbit

    mebbee the “burn it all down” tRumpers will start with Cville tonight

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Jesus fucking Christ. My heart goes out to all who were impacted by the violence.

    Guess I better budget for Krav Maga lessons so I can defend myself and/or loved ones if necessary (though that would admittedly do fuck-all in the event of a psychotic driver on the attack.) But I’d better get ready for the oncoming civil war.

    I wish I were joking.

    • Stulexington

      I wish I had better advice than a quiet reminder that the 2nd amendment is for everyone.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        have really been debating going to the range.

        • Stulexington

          Having shot pistols, my advice is to go for the relaxing pleasure of putting holes in circular paper targets, but go.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            there’s a pistol and 22 rifle in the house. (Not mine).

          • Seamus Romney

            You give the best advise.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        I’ve been thinking for quite awhile that I need to learn to shoot. Now I know so.

        • bobbert

          I find myself looking at shotgun ads.

      • miss_grundy

        But these asswipes are under the mistaken impression that liberals do not own guns. I cannot wait to read about the fool who makes that mistake. I just hope that when Mr. Mueller brings the hammer down on Tangerini that it will hurt like a mother-f***er. Because that guy needs to be pulled out of the White House along with the passel of Nazis he has around him.

    • Beowoof14

      Going to go check the calendar at the JCC where I am member to see when the classes start again.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Repost:

    Donald J. Trump is a liar, a con man, a racist boor, an ignorant, narcissistic asshole, a sexual predator, a hypocrite, a physical and moral coward and a foul, vaguely human shaped lump of ambulatory elephant smegma. With weird hair, and no dick.

    Other than that, he isn’t so bad…

    • Alternative Dog

      That sums it up quite well.

  • CO
  • DainBramage
  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    I’m breaking my rule and despite being on medication and being home alone right now, I’m having a drink, This is just some horrific shit!

    • Jennifer R

      I wish you much moderation on that mixture my friend.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Of course. These days, one cocktail lasts me all night. Turned into such a lightweight.

        • Jennifer R

          Good, I enjoy commiserating with you.

          • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

            Not going anywhere for a while yet. I haven’t been actively suicidal in five years, not going back.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Cheap date. I like that.

    • OutOfOrbit

      i just eated 2 donuts in a row and that ain’t normal

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Don’t do anything stupid, like a common trump.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      I abused FedEx for lying about delivering my vacuum cleaner. I was a first world asshole because had to yell at somebody and there are no Nazis close by.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    and then CNN.com goes and does something right…its really spotty over there:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/542695490036c082fc328f09353b0d67d92319c7d4b018a3758d8d07c71a19c6.png

    • OutOfOrbit

      whatz goin on at cnn, first Lord gits the axe now this? NYT/WaPo rubbing their feathers the wrong way?

      • The Wanderer

        I think there’s some shaming being done.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        well they fucked it up earlier see my screen cap below – I’m convinced they’re both right and left, and it all depends who’s on the shift…or somebody there is just a dumbass.
        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6797751fa2fb4dda048498f011c53580c5a8509b2f984e7b1f45229dc33dead2.png

        • aktlib101

          Fucking CNN.
          Headline should have been something like “car strikes counterprotesters at White Nationanlist/Nazi Rally”

          • Anna in PDX

            It was the driver, the car did not act on its own, these kind of headlines drive me mad

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            that too!

          • Serai 1

            I think everybody understands that cars don’t drive themselves.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            i think the point is – it’s passive, shit writing.

          • Anna in PDX

            Yes that is what I meant. I see this a lot in reporting on Israeli/Palestinian stuff. Sorry Serai I am not trying to be critical of you at all… love the cat posts and the gifs.

          • Komsumverweigerer Ron

            Hey!
            – Uber

      • miss_grundy

        Perhaps, they have decided to stop kissing Tangerini’s butt and decided to practice journalism for a few seconds.

    • GreyWolfSC

      Whoever approved that will be fired in 3…2…

    • miss_grundy

      Notice that Tangerini Mussolini comments on the “hate on both sides”? No, the hatred is on his side–the people that he supports–Nazis, white supremacists, white nationalists, nativists, xenophobes. Protesting these people is not hatred.

  • Wild Cat

    People like me who used to “march” (actually, protest like Perdue chickens) against war were put in cages far from the bad actors we were protesting. (Like those Quakers posed a threat to lives, you bastards.)
    The nazi dogfuckers have the first amendment right to protest as I did, but since their message is genocide, they carry arms, and use vehicles as weapons of terror, they can protest in cages far from civilized humans.
    This will probably continue. I hope future mayors and the ACLU understand how these people must be segregated.

    • Atheist

      I think we, as a nation, need to have a conversation about what freedom of speech means and what it doesn’t mean. Way too many prejudiced people hiding behind it to justify their hate and abusive speech.

      • Wild Cat

        Agree, but that will take decades—plus everything’s entrenched.
        The few sane people who are in charge have to step up and use absolute caution.

      • Paperless Tiger

        Get the main provocateur out of the White House, for a start.

      • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

        I think we should also have a conversation with Germany about what you do once a group of people have fully been exposed as horrifying, twisted, grotesque mass murderers.

        • Serai 1

          Germany: Pass laws against the fuckers getting up to the same shit again, OBVIOUSLY.

          • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

            RIGHT??????

    • bookish

      Why are these people allowed to congregate with clubs and shields and torches?

      • Wild Cat

        No sane nation allows this, but it may be an open-carry state?

        • Serai 1

          This is what you get when you refuse to put reasonable limits on free speech.

      • miss_grundy

        Imagine if these people were black or brown. Do you think they would be allowed to congregate with clubs, shields and torches? What do you think would have happened to the driver that ran down people? Do you think he would have been arrested peaceably????

    • Serai 1

      We should set up a nice “free speech zone” for them out in the Nevada desert somewhere.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    C’mon, Assmouth, say the magic words: Radical. Nazi. Terrorism. Say it!

    • miss_grundy

      Like he ever will. Those people are his base.

  • TheGrandWazoo2
    • miss_grundy

      This is on you, f*cking piece of Queens shit.

    • Serai 1

      So Robbie Conal’s still active? Sweet!

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    Yep. I’m drinking. Why do you ask?

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      You’d be a fool not to.

  • Are all Charlottesville wonkettes accounted for and OK? msnthrope?

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      yup.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Moebym Reborn

      “Emails!”
      “Benghazi!”
      “Shrill!”
      “Neoliberal!”
      “Centrist!”
      “Wall Street shill!”
      “Warhawk!”

      And now we’ve got a Nazi-enabler and his actual Nazi goons in office. Happy?

  • btwbfdimho
    • The Wanderer

      Rotten apple don’t fall far from the tree.

  • miss_grundy

    Of course Tangerini fails to blame the Nazis. They are his base. The “hatred” that he is against, is of the people protesting the Nazis, probably because they are Hillary voters and believe that Nazis, racists, bigots, white supremacists, sexists, misogynists, etc. are the freaking scum of the earth.

    • Paperless Tiger

      It’s a Trump riot.

  • jesterpunk

    “We should respect our history” Trump

    Which part? The part where the US fought and won a war against the confederate traitors or the part where the US fought and won a war against fucking Nazis?

    • Stulexington

      Why not both?

      • jesterpunk

        Works for me.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Teach the controversy!

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      The part where they beat the hell out of the n****rs. And those black b*****ds knew their goddamn place!

  • Bill D. Burger

    https://twitter.com/mykalmphoto/status/896387613157974018

    David Duke, the former KKK grand wizard, is unambiguous about what Saturday’s alt-right and neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, means to him: “It’s the fulfillment of President Trump’s vision for America.” ___ and he’s delighted.

    “We are determined to take our country back,” Duke said from the rally, calling it a “turning point.” “We are going to fulfill the promises of Donald Trump. That’s what we believed in. That’s why we voted for Donald Trump, because he said he’s going to take our country back.”

    • Jamoche

      backpfeifengesicht poster child.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      poorly timed quote dumbass – apparently crashing vehicles into protestors is drumpf’s vision for america?

    • jesterpunk

      You literally cant be a Nazi and an American, we fought and won a war to establish that already you assclown.

    • Walter Wellstone

      DNC: there’s your fucking anchor campaign ad for the midterms. Productize this clip and flood all TV markets with it. Go!

      • Persistent Demme

        But some idiots on the left, (none of whom are actual Democrats), are gonna fight the REAL enemy, and focus on primary-ing people like Nancy Pelosi!!1!!11!!

  • aktlib101

    GOP attacked women for what, 30 years? (best example: Hillary Clinton)
    GOP attacked Obama for 8 years (and black or brown people many more years before that)
    Now they are finally lead by a misogynist/racist Dolt and his White Dream Team in the White House because our electorate is fucking indoctrinated, credulous and terminally stupid.
    Are you surprised the scum is coming out of hiding, wearing hoods and torches and waving SS or Confederate flags?

  • btwbfdimho

    And where is the Attorney General when we most need “him”? Oh, never mind.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      He was one of the alt-right protesters.

    • OutOfOrbit

      sessions was hiding in the back seat giving directions

    • aktlib101

      Look for a White Hood running around or hiding behind Trump

    • dshwa

      Buying tiki torches in bulk at the local Wal-Mart

    • jesterpunk

      He is still in his costume.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Actual fucking Nazis…with actual Nazi flags, helmets, tats, slogans, chants, ideology, and haircuts. But yeah, both sides….

    • Stulexington

      Also too she was so unlikable.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Those pantsuits! And no sta-mi-na.

      • Persistent Demme

        unlikable = girl

  • Suttree

    If anyone needs a kitten break, the Kitten Academy just got new kittens today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ZkzIHVIMI

    • Atheist

      aw pritty kitty :)

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      thanks, needed that.

      • Suttree

        Pickles!

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          IKR!

          • Suttree

            Mad cat!

    • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

      The older cats are “the faculty.” Cute.

      • Suttree

        “They teach kittens how to cat.”

        • shastakoala

          But little Ben is in the hospital right now.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      We haven’t had pets here since the last of our little family of ratties passed away. Gods, I need something small and fuzzy to look after and vice versa.

      • Suttree

        I hear ya. I can’t have a little fuzzles where I am right now. :( They make a world of difference though. You have a reason to go home besides hiding from other humans.

        • Komsumverweigerer Ron

          Funny you should put it like that, because without them at home I find I’m spending MUCH less time in the actual house. Maybe that’s why.
          BTW, this isn’t a very good pic, but I think you could use it. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cc374acad3a4bed3a01e1e7e1052fa66c6fbc7f1a93ea6f0f66fab6553555946.jpg From left to right, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie.

          • Suttree

            Awesome! And people think I’m weird. :)))) It’s funny, I was sitting in the dentist’s office yesterday looking at the shelf in front of me thinking that they could use some stuffies there. Ya know, for the kids!

          • Komsumverweigerer Ron

            There is no environment that cannot be improved by the addition of some carefully-selected plush. For, as you say, the kids.

      • Persistent Demme

        What’s a “ratty(ie)?”
        (Crazy dog-lady here.)

        • Komsumverweigerer Ron

          Terribly twee name for the domestic rat, because most of the time when you tell people you have rats they ask if you’ve called an exterminator. But they are amazing and wonderful pets, if depressingly short-lived.

          • Persistent Demme

            I actually like rats. (I thought you might have a special kind of cat.)
            They are fascinating and highly intelligent animals.

            There was a somewhat eccentric lady at our humane society that used to leave Froot Loops out for her favorite rat, and find them all sorted into piles according to color a few hours later.

            (I remember an employee at our old pet store, saying she’d “kick anyone’s ass, if they dissed her rat!”)

          • Komsumverweigerer Ron

            They can surprise you. One of our first family taught her sisters how to get a napkin into the cage through the wire, I presume to save herself some effort. Another later family seems to have worked out a sleep schedule rotating between the various comfy places in the cage.

          • Komsumverweigerer Ron

            Oh, and I LOVE the Froot Loops story. I have to try that the next time we have some.

  • Walter Wellstone

    Did anyone get the license plate of that grey car?

    • Jennifer R

      Already arrested.

      • Walter Wellstone

        Excellent!

    • Atheist

      GYF 1111

      yup

      • IdiotsforPalin

        GFY 45

    • Serai 1

      They already found the car.

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      Rumor has it that the license plates were removed. As one does prior to an “accident.”

    • SeeTrain65

      Ohio plate, GYF 1111.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Both would have been there with with alt-right if not serving as wealthy enablers in absentia:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHDci7HXkAAYke1.jpg

    • OutOfOrbit

      is that girl Malenoma dry-fucking herself?

  • Thiazin Red

    So the first tweet that says Charlottesville-sad is what he actually wrote. The other stuff was so obviously written for him because he is a moron incapable of basic human decency.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Msgr_MΩment

    ALL THREATS, foreign and DOMESTIC. Just sayin’.

    • Atheist

      R’amen!

    • OutOfOrbit

      that OPOS in the WH sez the Left is the Domestic threat here

  • Vincent Ricola

    Ben Ferguson is a terrible human being. The ghosts of his ancestors should rise from the dead to ridicule him for this “both sides should be condemned” CNN garbage.

    • GreyWolfSC

      Better yet. CNN should immediately fire him and ban him just like Lord.

  • mrFawkes

    I was too young to have any memories of the Summer of Love ’67. We’ve all seen the signs of fear, ignorance and hate planted, nourished and cultivated by the Right for half a century and more. The fertilizer of trump just brought it to full bloom. Welcome to the Summer of Hate ’17.

  • Michael R

    Our country has no leader

    George Washington: I cannot tell a lie.
    Richard NIxon : I cannot tell the truth ,
    Donald Trump: I cannot tell the difference

    ******************************************************************

    “Will I get along with him? I have no idea. It’s very possible I won’t.”

    O’Reilly said: “He’s a killer, though. Putin’s a killer.”

    “There are a lot of killers,” Trump replied. “We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent?”

  • Jennifer R
  • Baconzgood

    I just want to point out that this has gone WAY past “protesters” (aka neo-nazis) and “anti protesters” (aka anti-facists). This is a big development in American politics because of Trump. We actually have waring factions of political ideology happening. The left vs the right.

    You will see history thesis papers written about how the Tea party emboldened this kind of behavior.

    This is as significant as the Arab Spring or the Tiananmen Square protests or the fall of the Wall. I just hope it turns out well (like in Berlin ). Fascists are trying to gain power. And now the “left” realizes that. When someone that is gay and owns a Pries buys a holster that’s a thing that should be paid attention to.

    You’re a witness to history in this era.

    • Baconzgood

      And wonkette is the best place to view it because we have such “gallows humor”

  • leemoder

    Perseid Meteor Shower happens tonight. Maybe we’ll get lucky and find a care package from Krypton.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Or the asteroid belt.

    • wait! what?

      With a little “Day of the Triffids” thrown in. Turns out; vegetables don’t like eating their humans, either.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      “He is more than the fanciful daydream of two Cleveland schoolboys. He is the 20th-century archetype of mankind at its finest. He is courage and humanity, steadfastness and decency, responsibility and ethic. He is our universal longing for perfection, for wisdom and power used in the service of the human race. Of all the literary creations of American fiction, Superman, after all these years, born of a ‘dispensable, disreputable’ genre, is the only one that seems certain to get Posterity’s nod. And that is because, simply put, he is our highest aspirations in human form.” – Harlan Ellison

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Everrett Fanuelli

      “Old Navy SS”

  • OrG in London

    Where are the Stormtroopers I see at EVERY FUCKING PEACEFUL PROTEST I’VE EVER BEEN TO?

    • Alternative Dog

      I can’t help but think some of them had the day off and were participating in the march.

  • CripesAmighty

    Joy on at 7. She won’t tolerate this error-ridden dumbassery, so we should get the real poop.

  • ltmcdies

    Best response to Mealy mouthed Trump today

    https://twitter.com/pourmecoffee/status/896467460064501760

  • Jamoche

    Anybody have a favorite news aggregator now that Google is pushing their mobile layout on everybody, so you can only see one news item regardless of screen size?

    (other than the comments here, which are hard to track seeing as they don’t exist)

    • aktlib101

      “News” app from iOS? Works reasonably well

      • Jamoche

        But I’m not on mobile. That’s the problem. Big easy to press buttons and lots of whitespace are fine for fingers, but overkill when you have the precision of a cursor.

  • Gorillionaire

    Just gonna point out here that Hillary Clinton gave a very well considered speech one year ago warning that these people were going to be emboldened to do these things because of Trump’s fucking mouth.

    • Paperless Tiger

      At least she won “Prophet”.

  • Bill D. Burger

    So, Little Marco, stop your fucking support of their leaders and their Hair Furor.

    https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/896425431284555776

    At least you said, unlike your Dear Orange Foolius Leader, the right thing. I’ll give you that.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      so, Marco Rubio and Mike fucking Huckabee are the strongest voices on the right about this so far.

    • Atheist

      Agreed but he misspelled Charlottesville.

      I know I’m being pedantic but I expect elected officials who sign laws to be functionally literate.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      That’s why the GOP elected a racist who advocates violence and bigotry.

    • ltmcdies

      Kudos for calling them out by name

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        He knows they are no friends of his. So, he has nothing to lose and a bit to gain with his base.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    not sure if it’s real – but somebody posted it in another thread:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0bf2dae4d5a01957ad37735ed4aca0fe78e8112834d3a53fc02a27802c07488d.png

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    You know what the only appropriate response to 6000 Nazis with torches is?

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      A bucket of lighter fluid?

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Gasoline and lots of it?

    • OrG in London

      6000 nazi-punches.

    • AuntyMaude

      Fire hoses.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      at least 6000 votes?

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      I’d say but I fear the banhammer.

    • TheGrandWazoo2

      Something involving their rectums.

    • Jamoche

      3000 Swiss who shoot twice and go home?

  • GreyWolfSC

    I am disappointed in the Spencer arrest video. Not nearly enough face-punching going on.

  • Bill Patterson

    “I’m telling you. All of this shit just comes down, in the end, to “Women won’t fuck me and I am MAD ABOUT IT.””
    https://giphy.com/gifs/batman-applause-clapping-D3AK4EgmCnsvC

    • AyeDiosDrinko

      YEP

    • AuntyMaude

      In that case, maybe those dudes should all just fuck each other. That’s what they’ve been repressing all along.

  • Komsumverweigerer Ron

    I don’t THINK this is too hyperbolic, but…
    … could this be the firing on Fort Sumpter we’ve all been expecting a dreading?

    • OutOfOrbit

      naw, msm will smooth it all over with “all sides do it”

    • I hope that is a very hyperbolic, personally.

      But, who knows? There is a huge undercurrent of virulent, possibly violent and definitely armed racism in my little town. I know these bozos will pay attention to this, and be emboldened by it. Just how emboldened? I hope I never find out.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Textbook fascism.

  • memzilla Ω

    At this time of national tragedy, we can all take comfort from Franklin D. Roosevelt’s immortal words, “But Pearl Harbor — sad!”
    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6899e213f2f53b47ad6b1987cac2aba1f78046508d89184accf90c46014f8f05.jpg

  • btwbfdimho

    “POTUS” in never tough on Putin nor Nazis.
    POTUS + NAZIS + PUTIN = POTUZIN.

    • Jamoche

      POTUZIN = POLLUZIN’

    • wait! what?

      Taken daily, POTUZIN can cause whitening of skin, SSS – shriveled sack syndrome, and increased crack-ferret activity; it’s basically meth.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • Zippy W Pinhead
    • Alternative Dog

      I want that on a T-shirt.

      • Dudleydidwrong

        Easy to do. Copy it and blow it up to 8.5 x 11. Go to an office supply store and buy some iron-on transfers (I have in my grubby paw at this moment some Avery Ink Jet T-Shirt Transfers) Buy a decent cotton T-shirt. Follow instructions on the iron-on transfer package. Works quite well. I may do the same thing.

    • wait! what?

      Maybe just a batch of microbes that eat hair care products. Lil’ Kim would look like an Irish Setter in a rain storm.

  • Bill D. Burger

    You built this Republicans. This is what you and your vacuous and dangerous leader ARE:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHDJ8lyWsAAmzRj.jpg

    • Atheist

      I can think up a thousand captions for that sad picture.

      • wait! what?

        “Like their women, these men desperately want attention from an African American male.”

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      I think that’s from a different rally.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        Different rally, same hate.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • Paperless Tiger

      Does this mean you’re stepping down?

      • wait! what?

        No, he can’t get any lower.

        Every time I say that Donald finds another well full of shit and jumps in and swims to the bottom.

    • jowgajen

      Why do we need “innocent” as a modifier, Scoops?

    • OrG in London

      FUCK YOU

      • leemoder

        Louder, pls.

  • Sean McLaren
  • If blacks weren’t fault, gays weren’t gay, Muslims weren’t Muslim, etc. etc. so THIS IS EVERYBODY’S FAULT AND WE ALL SHARE THE BLAME!

    Well, shit.

  • Jennifer R
    • OrG in London

      Lookin’ at you Caitlin.

  • moeman

    11/22/2015: “Maybe [that protestor] should have been roughed up.”

    2/1/2016: “Knock the crap out of [the protester], would you? Seriously. Just knock the hell — I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees. I promise.”

    2/22/2016: “I’d like to punch him in the face, I’ll tell you.”

    3/4/2016: “Get [the protestor] out. Try not to hurt him. If you do, I’ll defend you in court, don’t worry.”

    3/9/2016: “In the good old days, this doesn’t happen, because they used to treat [protestors] very, very rough. And when they protested once, they would not do it again so easily.”

    3/11/2016: “Part of the problem, and part of the reason it takes so long [to take protesters out of rallies], is nobody wants to hurt each other anymore, right?”

    • Moebym Reborn

      Oh, he didn’t REALLY mean that. /s

  • msanthrope

    Hey y’all, I’m back in Richmond from C’ville. It was pretty ugly. I played it safe and didn’t go anywhere​ near the fray, but some of my fellow UUs did and got a beating. None of my folks were seriously injured, but some were very near the terrorist driver. We’ll have a lot to talk about in church tomorrow!

    And here’s my favorite pic of the day: a bunch of Quakers; the dude in the wheelchair is their Mennonite brother. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e8a4401c884eb696cf07a8793e0abcc456eec331bae8194cc62a9872eb3c1c62.jpg

    • Very happy you and your crew are home mostly safe!

    • leemoder

      I’d like to metaphorically buy that man a beer.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      I’m so glad you and yours are safe! I was worried about you since you left. ((hugs))

    • paxpax

      Keep being a witness – glad you went – glad reported to us – glad you’re back in one piece

    • Msgr_MΩment

      You, sister, are GROUNDED!! You had us worried sick! You do not get to go to another of these running-with-the-Nazis events again until your mother and I say so. Is that CLEAR??!

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      I thought this was already well documented. I’ve known since he wore that medal at the inauguration.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Y’all queda has less durable vehicles

      • Dudleydidwrong

        But…but…Y’all qaeda has Trucknuts.

    • Walter Wellstone

      Not for nothing but it looks like ISIS keeps its trucks in better shape. The Confederate truck is a piece of shit.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Same assholes, different outfits.

    • wait! what?

      ISIS must have weight restrictions for it’s members.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    I need Rachel, wonketinfant, and a roomful of kittehs and puppies, STAT!!

  • anon_the_great

    Lord Dampnut’s response is grossly inadequate but it could have been a whole lot worse.

    • leemoder

      He hasn’t been keeping up with his German language lessons.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      A great deal that Lord Dampnut says could have been worse than it was. Maybe he expects an “Attaboy” and a gold star for not being as bad as it might have been?

  • Sean McLaren

    CNN International isn’t pulling punches at least

    https://twitter.com/cnni/status/896471237114740736

  • Swampgas_Man

    Where’s police brutality when you need it?

    Yeah, I shouldn’t say that, but it would be nice to see the cops a little more active.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      I’m not condoning violence, but it would be interesting to see how the “Blue Lives Matter” peeps would spin it.

  • Michael R

    Things to watch for , Fascism rule number 18

    You take advantage of a national disaster such as an economic collapse or an attack to demonize your opponents and push your agenda, especially agendas that include huge military forces and less regulations for corporations. You use these events to strike fear into the population in an attempt to scare people into voting for you and your cause.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • Suttree

      No!

  • Ezio

    “Not all Trump supports are racists”.

    Maybe, but when you lie down with dogs, you get fleas.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Everrett Fanuelli

      The Republicans sold out to the rich and Christian pretty quickly after Lincoln.

    • gallbladder

      Contrast.

  • Let’s see here. . . Why does the so-called tolerant left keep calling Trump supporters Nazis?

    If only we could shine a light on this and figure it out. Like with some torches, or something.

    • Walter Wellstone

      They call themselves Nazis. What’s the question again?

    • TJ Barke

      Things the left is tolerant (and even accepting) of:
      Homosexuality
      Gender dysmorphia
      Other races
      Other religions (to a point)
      Other cultures (to a point)

      Nazis don’t seem to fit in there…

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Bless their hearts.
    Nope.
    Can’t.

    • Walter Wellstone

      Fuck’em. There; fixed that for ya.

    • gallbladder

      Don’t you dare.

  • Michael R

    Trump alone can fix this

    “I have a message for all of you: The crime and violence that today afflicts our nation will soon come to an end. Beginning on January 20, 2017, safety will be restored,” Trump said in his speech formally accepting the Republican nomination for president.

  • jesterpunk
    • OutOfOrbit

      you can put that on a 2×4 & beat them over the head with it and they still won’t get it

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      And now we have people in the country that likes to brag that it won that war (single-handed) siding with the guys they fought.
      Well-done, America.

  • gallbladder

    Time to finally crack open a cold one as from what I can tell, I’m woefully behind.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef
    • Everrett Fanuelli

      But her emails!

    • ltmcdies

      I could just god damn cry and I’m a Canuck. These are presidential remarks not that argle bargle from an hour ago

    • spangled

      i wish she was president so much i don’t even know what to say.

      you never realize just how important it is to have a leader who is level headed until a time of crisis. and these past 6 months have felt like crisis after crisis after crisis.

      i was never even one of her big cheerleaders, but there’s nothing i crave more right now than the stability of a decent, if imperfect, hillary presidency.

  • CO
  • OrdinaryJoe

    The blood is on Trmphole!

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Yup. If he doesn’t condemn it clearly and unreservedly, he should be held complicit. Add it to the charges he’ll be facing.

  • Pinkham’s Law

    “No matter our color, creed, religion or political party, we are all Americans First.”

    No, Donnie. No. You DO NOT get to normalize that Nazi-sympathizer slogan by using it to “decry” Nazi violence. Just . . . NO!!! Fucking bitch.

  • Bill D. Burger

    As my late grandfather would say if he saw this today:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHDHKXGXkAAge6n.jpg

  • AuntyMaude

    Hey! White Power/Nazi European descendants! Go the fuck back to where you came from! You are not welcome in this country. You can’t handle diversity, the melting pot or progress. So please, pack the fuck up and leave.

    • Cosmopolitan John

      A lot of these people are descended from the criminally insane that were dumped here by Europe over the centuries. It’s only fair that the Old World take them back.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • Sean McLaren
  • shoeflyin

    Gah…my blues brother Illinois Nazi clip turned out to be inappropriate today 😕

    Today I passed a guy walking around a park full of African Americans with a confederate flag. All I could say as I pedaled by was “get out of here…idiot”

    • Paperless Tiger

      I bet they hear that a lot.

      • shoeflyin

        I seriously think he was trying to incite people. Probably mentally ill but to me they all are.

        • Komsumverweigerer Ron

          IMO you can’t promulgate an ideology that condemns the majority of humanity as ‘sub-human’ and thinks mass murder is justifiable on those grounds WITHOUT being seriously mentally ill.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Is it being covered as a terrorist attack ? Or is it going to be a lone wolf/isolated incident thing ?

    • jesterpunk

      Most stations are calling it an accident.

      • Blackest Noobs

        the fuck?!?

        that shit was sure as fuck no fucking accident.

        • jesterpunk
        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          The fact that he backed up at top speed, without bothering to check on the injured, tells me this was no accident.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        really good quote from Hot Fuzz (that’s actually true): We don’t call it an accident, we call it a collision.

        Why?

        Cause accident implies there’s no one to blame.

      • Cosmopolitan John

        And I can suck my own dick.

        • jesterpunk

          Bannon?

      • miss_grundy

        Someone needs to smack the reporters and the news anchors who are saying that. Plowing into a crowd of people when you had the chance to turn off and accelerating to hit them is not an “accident”.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      It will definitely be spun as a Lone Wolf. Terrorism is a word reserved for minorities.

    • Blackest Noobs

      white person did it = lone wolf

      colored person did it = terrorist attack

    • handyhippie65

      i hear he was a skeert, it will be called an accident.

    • miss_grundy

      The driver was white. What do you think????

  • Bill D. Burger

    Looks like the Republican Party’s spirit animal was also there.

    “Herr Chickenhawk’!”

    https://media.tenor.com/images/b87ddca3bf2acee7d290ce950fcad082/tenor.gif

  • Serai 1

    I intend to spend today very stoned, and will go out to re-supply to the dispensary tomorrow.

    Hey, if I have a fannish “garage sale” online, would people here be interested? Lots of stuff to unload.

    • handyhippie65

      i’m off to my weed lady as we speak. i can’t take being sober today. bong hits for sanity!

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Way ahead of you guys. Today is still awful, but a teeny tiny bit of the edge is off.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Such as…?

      • Serai 1

        A lot of books and magazines, some figurines, etc. Mostly LOTR, but some other stuff as well. I’ve had a page up at my journal for a long while with some of the stuff I’ve got, but I need bucks, so…

        • Anna in PDX

          Yes!

          • Serai 1

            My email is at my Disqus profile. Shoot me a line and I’ll link you to the page.

  • btwbfdimho
  • Jennifer R
  • sosuume
  • mrFawkes

    Early reports identify Joel Vangheluwe as the drive of the Challenger. The car is registered to his father. He identifies as anti-trump. Here”s his FB post from Aug 10…if you tell someone they should kill themself even as a joke, the fact that you’re joking about something so serious shows how little empathy you have for all life and you’re the real one that’s sick in the head

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      “he identifies as anti-trump”

      i dunno, he was wearing that white polo/khaki outfit the others were wearing.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Unless he works at the Gap, I’m not giving him a pass.

        • I choo-choo-choose you

          Thanks for the laugh…REALLY needed that right now.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            I do what I can.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Cops are saying the driver was just scared. I find that difficult to believe.

      • GoutMachine

        Uh huh. Sure.

      • Jennifer R

        Show the cops the video of the driver speeding along for over a block, passing turn offs, before plowing into the counter protesters.

        The police are complicit.

      • jowgajen

        There’s a good chance this won’t fit into any neat narrative.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      is there a source you can send us to?

      • Atheist

        Agreed. A source other than “politically incorrect” on 4chan.

        I’d like a legitimate source that doesn’t rely on doxxing.

      • mrFawkes
        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          ah okay, so I’ll just ignore that for now.

          • mrFawkes

            As I should have

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            no worries, this shit happens.

          • jesterpunk

            But they where so good with the Boston Marathon bombing…

        • Everrett Fanuelli

          Sounds like the right trying to run for cover and distance.

        • miss_grundy

          Anti-Trumper my Aunt Fanny. He didn’t drive into the Nazis but the protesters.

          • Red Bird

            Something is weird about how they conveniently find someone with posts as far back as 2011. Someone knew who to look for. And how is he considered anti-trump when the posts are from 2015, before Trump was elected?

    • Red Bird

      How did they get that name?

    • Juan de Fuca

      I couldn’t agree more with ya re. people who tell others they should kill themselves on the Internet. Or dipshits who tell others to “fuck yourself with a rake.” Don’t even get me started on those people.

      https://twitter.com/HorseMaths/status/896502299664805888

  • canes_pugnaces
    • jesterpunk

      “The south shall rise again”

      Yeah how did that work out the last time it happened asshole?

      • canes_pugnaces

        Mad!

      • handyhippie65

        a lot better than it will this time.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Can these people think in anything other than right wing sound bytes?

      • Paperless Tiger

        Scary, ain’t it? I swear they have been brainwashed.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      ‘Deplorable’ was FAR too kind.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • akryan

    They seem pretty deplorable. I wish there had been a candidate whom had warned us about these alt-right nazis.

  • gullywompr

    Trump’s demeanor was one of “I can’t believe you assholes are interrupting my pre-planned show of hero-worship”, as if that the upcoming civil war is distracting from his nuclear war slash diversion from Russia investigation.

    • paxpax

      Thanks for saying what I’ve been thinking

      • gullywompr

        You’re welcome.

    • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

      He always begrudges people insisting he act like a responsible human being and actual president.

      • miss_grundy

        Presidenting can be so hard…..

        • Old town Urbandale

          But at least his handlers will have all kinds of photos of (white, Nazi) people carrying pro-Trump signs for the afternoon “Everyone loves me!” folder.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • jesterpunk

      Can we just do both right now?

    • Serai 1

      I love how he says “we’ll fire you” as if we could just walk into his office and slap a pink slip down.

      • miss_grundy

        Since Tangerini doesn’t understand how government works, how would he know that we can’t just do that????

    • leemoder

      I’m really digging this guy. It’s been a loonnng time since I’ve seen a Repub I could share a bar with.

      • akryan

        don’t give him too much credit. he was in W’s ethics office. being willing to criticize nazis doesn’t take a profile in courage.

  • Ezio
    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Lamont Cranston knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men.

  • Nounverb911
  • Bill D. Burger
    • TundraGrifter

      I’m guessing that’s a Jason Miller and not the Jason Miller.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    As a public service, I am pleased to share this photo of a happy bumblebee on a pretty flower.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/be8022c892cb4520daff9c3d6bec1f651ca4501cc0085ccd55893a5442e73a36.jpg

    Remember how these same people promised blood and death if Trump didn’t win?

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Ours wandered elsewhere when the apple blossoms turned into actual apples.

  • Ezio
  • Lizzietish81
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Serai 1

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/896467135391596544

    Looks like we may have our Reichstag fire, folks.

    • GoutMachine

      I don’t think so. It will be when – not if, when – there is an ISIS-inspired attack somewhere in the U.S. Then you bet your ass it’s “suspend civil liberties” time.

      • jowgajen

        ISIS doesn’t need to attack us now. We are already doing everything they want us to do in order to drive their propaganda machine.

        • GoutMachine

          No, but what better timing? It would push things over the edge.

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        Putin and ISIS are getting what they want: America tearing itself apart.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Suspend civil liberties, postpone elections indefinitely, good times.

      • Serai 1

        You’ve a lot more confidence in Twitler’s patience than I have.

    • BadKitty904

      That wouldn’t need “restoring,” traitor, if it weren’t for the GOP’s incessant race-baiting.

  • Belasaurius

    They gave my grandfather medals for killing Nazis.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      My uncle as well.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      My father dropped bombs on them in North Africa. It didn’t seem to bother him very much.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Baconzgood

    I call this the “Black Panther Syndrome”

    Bear with me. See the KKK or Nazi groups or Bundy’s or Michigan M. They are americans. But when black people or liberals arm themselves it’s terrorism.

    A lot of the right still refuses to call the OKC Bombers terrorists. But BLM…they punch a cop…that’s a terror attack.

    Any how. Here’s happy time. There is a juvenile hawk in my back yard. I hope pet Squirrel and him can get along. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b638cd71710f491612aa8bb30e6c72a25534b94502f5f5965ac2ddb39daacf2c.jpg

  • Moebym Reborn

    Like I’ve said before – the victory of Trump over Hillary is like the ultimate triumph of the bad eggs over the good eggs. The neo-Nazis, some of whom represented their movement in the rally in Charlottesville, probably saw it as retribution for the defeat of Hitler and the Nazis in WWII and the defeat of the Confederates in the Civil War – it’s as if Trump’s election victory was really Hitler’s and the South’s.

    We just can’t let them have that satisfaction.

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    Remember when fucking Shakespeare in the Park was ‘promoting violence’? Yeah, fucking idiots!

  • ZangoCrudmonger

    Damn, didn’t know rage-crying could be thing. I pause and wonder if the fine lot of Republican House members might be complicit. http://www.charlottestories.com/nc-house-just-passed-hb-330-allowing-drivers-legally-hit-protesters-block-roads/

    • Atheist

      …and the pieces start falling in place

  • Bill D. Burger

    At least there was one very, very special “feel good” moment today:

    Richard Spencer being arrested.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHC6M1-UMAAXlVL.jpg

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      You KNOW he’s gonna brag, ‘It took for of them to bring me down!’ as soon as he’s out on bail. (Yes, he will be out on bail. Because white.)

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        He’s tweeting, blaming the cops for arresting him instead of “doing their job”. Which I guess to him means beating, macing and shooting counter-protestors and protecting the Nazis.

      • Jennifer R

        He was detained and released, not even bailed. No charges or anything.

        • Komsumverweigerer Ron

          Oh, lovely.

      • miss_grundy

        I wonder if they can hold him in a cell with blah and brown people and just let it drop that he’s a Nazi…..

    • anon_the_great

      Meh, brought the punchline of the joke ‘what’s wrong with a lawyer up to his neck in cement?’ to mind.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        Except for our brilliant Wonkattorneys

    • Moebym Reborn

      Didn’t he threaten some Virginia gov’t officials afterward?

    • dshwa

      Baked Alaska, another of the white supremacist crowd, got maced in the face.

    • Walter Wellstone

      Technically that’s the right time to beat the living shit out of that motherfucker but that’s not how it’s done because he’s white. If he were black those cops would be going medieval on his ass right there.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      A Nazi getting arrested by a paramilitary force. Welcome to Trumps America.

    • TundraGrifter

      His ass is grass.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      “May I suggest using your nightstick, officer?”

    • Seamus Romney

      I believe standard arrest procedure calls for a knee on the suspect’s face so that they literally eat dirt. Oh wait. He’s white.

  • anon_the_great

    So who’s selling all that nifty neo-nazi riot gear to the Neo Nazis? How much does a Wehrmacht reproduction helmet run? Perhaps a review of their business practices, (taxes paid, licenses owned, ect) is in order.

    • GoutMachine

      Walmart, I’m guessing. In the same aisle as the back to school gun specials.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Someone should also test out how well made the helmets are. Would they hold up if they were hit by a policeman’s baton? It would be irresponsible not to do quality control.

    • anon_the_great
      • TundraGrifter

        I think Nazi helmets look better with a bullet hole through them.

        • therblig

          helmet open where the world came in
          gotta keep your head
          if you wanna win

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    fuck CNN.com is saying 33 injured now – admittedly, not all seriously, but that ups the total number of counts he’s facing.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    I had no idea Richard Spencer was Stephen Miller’s mentor. I just found this out, and I’m shocked.

  • memzilla Ω
    • BadKitty904

      Fuck him.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      For the first time that I can remember, Mr Borowitz isn’t making a joke.

    • miss_grundy

      Cabron comemierda.

  • Baconzgood
  • DesertedPictures

    I’ve learned sometging today.

    When it comes to terrorism committed by Muslims you have to say the magic words or you are a coward: islamic violence.
    When it comes to terrorism committed by Nazis you just have to give a vague statement.

    Right?

  • scubaix

    Look…Many Sides were driving homicidal Dodge Chargers. Many sides.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Sometimes, I think the long game is just to make all us sane and non-violent types rage stroke right on out.

      • Old town Urbandale

        They’re getting pretty damn close.

        • miss_grundy

          No! We need to make them rage and stroke out so we can be rid of them. Then we need to pull the FCC license from all of the right wing television and radio networks.

    • miss_grundy

      Was that the driver’s name??????

      • scubaix

        The prez told you: Mr. Manny M. Sides

  • Nounverb911
    • SeeTrain65

      At least Joy will let people know exactly where it’s coming from.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Let’s talk about babies in hats, and babies who need hats. Okay?

    https://twitter.com/12News/status/896316599023661056

    • gallbladder

      And hats that need babies.

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        It’s the law of demand and supply!

    • H0mer0

      Babby sez: “MINE! All of your hats belong to ME!”

  • George
    • Seamus Romney

      That cat is kinda scaring me.

    • miss_grundy

      A cutie–and I’m a dog person….

    • CripesAmighty

      Tubby wants a tummy rub *skritchy, skritchy*

  • Nounverb911
    • anon_the_great

      Well that clarification is clear as mud

    • Seamus Romney

      Why does the world’s greatest and most prolific orator need such constant clarification?

    • BadKitty904

      versus the sources actually doing it, as we saw on film today.

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        You know the drill: ‘Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?’

        • BadKitty904

          Sane Americans – what I saw with my own eyes. Republicans – what FOX “News” tells us to believe.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Okay, so we went from “opaque” to “foggy”.

    • aktlib101

      Why do all fucking WH statements the Dolt puts out have to be followed by “clarifications” from his minions?

      • OrG in London

        Because he’s a dumbass that says stupid shit.

        • mackafritz

          His minions are just as stupid. The clarification says the same thing.

    • ltmcdies

      Trying to remember all the times obama needed to have somebody clarify one of his statements.
      Not remembering one of those

  • Sean McLaren
    • jowgajen

      Do not forget history, lest you repeat it, motherfuckers.

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        It isn’t that they’re repeating it, it’s that they’re repeating it from the other side.

    • Sean McLaren
  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Cosmopolitan John

      When somebody shows you who they are . . .

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        That bloviating orange motherfucker has been screaming who he is directly in people’s faces for about fifty fucking years. And yet somehow many of them STILL didn’t believe it.

    • Kiri the Unicorn
    • OrG in London

      Well, you got half that right.

    • miss_grundy

      Obviously Mr. Frum hasn’t been paying attention. Perhaps he would like to speak to a member of the Central Park Five to get a better idea of how Dolt 45 thinks.

  • Cosmopolitan John

    I like people who don’t get run over by a racist Nazi shitheads.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Heh, came here to post “I like pedestrians who don’t stand in front of speeding cars”. Glad I checked first!

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    Having to cleanse my palate with a little old school Genesis in the form of the Peter Gabriel ere classic album “A Trick of the Tail” from 1976. It’s been one fuck of a day and I’ve just been swearing like a fucking sailor.

    • gallbladder

      One can never go wrong with vintage Genesis. Never.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        That’s my thinking. I was already too angry to go full White Zombie and not nearly angry enough for Queen.

    • SeeTrain65

      Only Gabriel wasn’t with Genesis for that album. It was Collins on lead vocals.

      Sorry about the pedantry.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        So you’re right. Pedantry is never anything to apologize for where music is concerned.

        • gallbladder

          R’Amen.

          • Walter Wellstone

            Pho.

          • gallbladder

            Go in peace and parmesan, my friend.

        • SeeTrain65

          Thanks. (And BTW, Fun Fact: “A Trick Of The Tail” was our official floor album at my dorm when I was in College. Required listening.)

    • Walter Wellstone

      Seconds Out does it for me. Collins and Brufford on drums is epic.

      • gallbladder

        Supper’s Ready.

        • Walter Wellstone

          I love Paris in the springtime…

    • Charles Insandiego

      “And I’m hov’ring like a fly,
      waiting for the windshield on the freeway.”
      -stay safe out there, folks.

      • JustDon’tSayDignity

        I thought that was from “Lamb Lies Down On Broadway”

        • Charles Insandiego

          It is, but that’s how I’m feeling right now. Good to see that people still remember the classics.

    • As I was reading the first part of your not-comment, I was thinking, “Yeah, I’m really into Sonic and Columns, too!”

  • The generation before mine knew what to do about Nazis.

  • Jamoche

    Who the fuck is the current MSNBC talking head? “Trump also took the opportunity to talk about some of the accomplishments of his administration.” Fuck you if you can’t recognize deflection and the weaseling he’s doing about VA.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      “Trump also took the opportunity to make this about himself, the way he always does” FIFY MSNBC

      • Jamoche

        Now he’s talking to someone else: “I think we want our leaders to have the facts in hand before they say anything.” Which means Donnie should STFU forever, dude. Any legit prez could get the concept of “Nazi runs people down with car = bad” really damn quick.

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          Did they learn anything about the driver yet?

          • Jamoche

            MSNBC hasn’t said anything. They probably haven’t released any details yet.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            i suspect there will be a presser from VA police later in the evening, 7 or 9 pm EST.

    • ariel_gee_398

      “The president offered a rambling and incoherent statement, frequently veering off topic and seemingly confusing facts of the attack.” Was that so fucking hard?

  • DesertedPictures

    I’m sure the driver was just standing his ground…

  • Ezio
  • Baconzgood
    • FukuiSanYesOta

      That is way cool!

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      I don’t get it. Are there Nazis under that water?

      • Baconzgood

        Let’s hope.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Want to do this on my balcony with a container and miniature pond lilies. I know what it would turn into though.

      • H0mer0

        upvoting idea and despairing my equal inability to maintain such a scene in addition to not having a balcony.

    • Suse

      Wowie!

    • BadKitty904

      That’s really pretty, Baconz. Did you take that?

      • Baconzgood

        Yes. With my cheap phone. 15 years as a professional photographer taught me a thing or 3.

        • BadKitty904

          Dang. I’d frame that and hang it on the wall.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      That is breathtaking, Baconz! Thanks for the palate cleanser on top of my other palate cleanser.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Beautiful shot.

      • Baconzgood

        Shelly Obamz liked eating there when she came to Pittsburgh. The conservatory is a classy place for classy babes

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Thanks for the name and the wonderful association. I miss our classy FLOTUS.

    • valgalky23

      Happy Nice Times to Baconz – here’s one from NY Botanical Gardens: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e612a082ff060fd32cfd521453959ccd6d56e127efbb38ded9db52d3eed2772e.jpg

  • Grokenstein

    Remember when Salon published an article suggesting that things might not be so bad if Trump “won” the election?

    • DesertedPictures

      Wasn’t that one of the earlier Bernie or busters: quite unhinged guy I found out latern

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      I remember when Salon regularly published Camille Paglia’s Odes to Masculinity in the key of Trump.

      • Atheist

        She’s such a shithead

    • BadKitty904

      And we said, at the time, that yes, they would?

    • Atheist

      Yes, in fact I do.

      I remember when a bunch of white guys told me I was hysterical for expecting blood to run in the streets.

      Then nazis started murdering people in the streets…

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef
      • H0mer0

        Really? Let’s cancel Kennedy’s trip to Dallas!

      • BadKitty904

        I’ve heard several folks say that today, in conversation. Republicans and their ability to march backwards…

  • azeyote

    so being white privileged just don’t get it unless you can take it out on some colored people

  • Ezio
  • Jeffocaster in the West

    “I hate Virginia Nazis” – Jake Blues – Cath-oh-lic orphan and blues musician who was seen fraternizing with ….OMG……colored peoples….

  • ltmcdies
    • jesterpunk
      • Sean McLaren

        that never doesn’t make me laugh

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        That never gets old.

      • Suttree

        This is almost as good as kittens to cheer me up.

    • ariel_gee_398

      I don’t know if this idiot has violated twitter’s terms of service yet today, but he certainly has violated humanity’s. He needs some quiet time in a faraday cage.

      • jesterpunk

        I hear Gitmo has some open cells.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      They should have tased you, bro.

    • Ezio
    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Fuck off, Nazi punk.

    • SeeTrain65

      They didn’t shut your ass down, for one thing.

    • RMKH

      If he didn’t get tased (with votes) then I’m going to be severely disappointed

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      I actually agree with Spencer on this. If they had done their jobs, he and many of the fucking scumbags who were marching would be in jail.

    • dshwa

      If he was black, they would have either tazed, shot, choked out, or given him a rough ride on the way to jail.

    • Walter Wellstone

      Time for the SPLC and other dedicated legal teams to contact the family of the person who was killed by the driver of the gray car and sue Richard Spencer and David Duke for every fucking penny they got. This shit is their fault.

      • ltmcdies

        I like how you think.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • FukuiSanYesOta

    Ah, back from the shops. Now I can drink.

    That Trump speech was an absolute shitshow. He just can’t speak without boasting about some bullshit, and his fucking “all sides” nonsense. That fucking guy.

    Can we get a new president yet? Because this one needs to be returned as defective.

    • Suse

      He also used the opportunity to mention the record high unemployment rate.

      • gallbladder

        Did he plug Ivanka’s clothing line?

        • Suse

          I don’t know. He lapsed into German at one point.

          • gallbladder

            I bet he thought it would sound less egregious that way.

          • Suse

            As if he knows what that even means.

      • FukuiSanYesOta

        That part was unbearable.

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          I can’t even listen to the son of a bitch. I have to read transcripts.

          I never REALLY knew what hatred was until now.

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        Gee, what happened to all those jobs he kept in the country? Did they sneak out while we weren’t looking?

    • Suttree

      With a fucking class action lawsuit for damages.

  • Blackest Noobs

    wife to me: your moving to Belize idea is sounding better to me.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I’ve been considering that, too. Unfortunately, they hate queers there.

      • Suttree

        I can act as your consort.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          I may take you up on that.

      • Suse

        Consider Denmark.

        • Blackest Noobs

          well… there is Canada…but godamn it’s only me who’s got the advanced degrees…canucks got a point system….may have to leave the wife behind since she has an art degree….i kid i kid….i would coyote her in….

          • Rags

            Chile – relatively stable, good health care, emigration is encouraged, fantastic climate, happy people….just sayin’

          • Blackest Noobs

            hmmmmm…..rusty on my Spanish but im sure i could get by..donde esta los gatos in ti pantlones jugan los carros?

            that makes sense, right?

        • FukuiSanYesOta

          Things I remember about Denmark

          – using human waste as farm fertilizer smells about as great as you expect
          – Danes really, really can’t make pizza
          – The Legoland hotel is actually quite nice but beer is really expensive
          – Getting wasted in christiania

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            (crosses it off list)

          • gallbladder

            Also, it’s fucking tough as hell to get in there (looked into it.) Sweden might be a better bet as they are actually looking at making English their primary language.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        Cape Breton Island. Cold but beautiful. People are decent in the Maritimes, above and beyond the politeness Canadians are known for

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          DAMN it, why am I allergic to the cold?

      • Itakecofefewithwackelpudding

        Consider Uruguay.

  • Atheist

    Don’t get hysterical they said…

    Trump’s presidency won’t be so bad they said…

    • gallbladder

      They said.

      • Suttree

        We fucking knew better!

        • Suse

          The GOoPs are shocked, shocked that he is now SO much different than he was his entire fucking life.

          • Suttree

            Something something if you say pivot I with (redacted).

    • Suse

      Can’t you just give him a chance?

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        He’s new at this!

        • Suse

          Oh, I forgot.

    • Jamoche

      They weren’t talking to my grandmother, who lived through it the first time.

    • After all, emails! IK, R?

  • Jennifer R
    • Suttree

      A trans boot stepping on your face forever!

      • Jennifer R

        Half of leftist twitter is Fuck yeah fuck the fash, the other half is Oh yeah step on me, I have been so bad.

        • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

          Kind of empathize with both tbh.

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        Go on…

    • gallbladder

      GREAT fucking pic!

    • GreyWolfSC

      Love it!

  • Suse
  • Baconzgood

    How can conservatives be banned when the entire government is run by conservatives?

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Alex Jones doesn’t need your reality, he’s got his own.

      • Baconzgood

        They haven’t proved string theory yet

        • Komsumverweigerer Ron

          Oh, look, there’s string in my desk drawer.
          String theory proved!
          What’s next, quantum gravity? Gimme a minute…

          • Baconzgood

            Touché

          • Rotting Tree

            “mmmm, gravy” = Alex Jones (probably)

      • SeeTrain65

        I reject his reality and substitute actual reality.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      I wish. It’s being run by the worst sort of reactionary, put in place by other reactionaries, who hate that there are people on this planet who want what’s best for everyone.

  • TheGrandWazoo2
    • Suse

      You spelled “cunt” wrong.

      • redarmyzombie

        Cunt libelz!

        • SeeTrain65

          Suttree, I hope you and Lizzie don’t mind me borrowing her line, but …

          “They are neither warm nor deep.”

  • Ezio
    • leemoder

      Keep ’em coming, true believer!

    • Lizzietish81

      They’re all pissy about the movie too

      • Ezio

        “Whaaat!? How dare a movie about a superhero who lives in Africa have an all black cast!”

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Stomp out Nazis.

    • gallbladder

      Early, often, and relentlessly.

  • Seamus Romney
    • La forza del resistino

      That’s a lot of Pier One tiki lamps. Wonder how many of these guys also bought a chenille throw or sandalwood incense on the down low while shopping.

      • Seamus Romney

        Well, for their girlfriends moms who keep them supplied with chicken nuggets and corn dogs.

        • gallbladder

          What about sauce for dipping?

          • Seamus Romney

            lol. They have to take out the trash for that.

          • gallbladder

            ZING!

        • weejee
          • Seamus Romney

            I am a wimp when it comes to crying, but it’s genetic. My grandfather used to tear up for almost any reason, a baby, a hurt animal, looking at my grandmother, and he caught a lot of shit for it in his life. Pics of us all together standing for something decent and good like the one you posted, will always make me well up.
            Thank you.

          • SeeTrain65

            I found myself crying a lot more after my niece was born. Haven’t stop since. And I refuse to be ashamed of it.

          • Seamus Romney

            Exactly! I cry when I see kids being born even if it’s just a movie. I used to feel stupid for being so sentimental, then a couple years ago I found out my grandpa was exactly the same. Now I’m totally fine with it.

  • SheltonTodd

    This past week there was a full moon
    Which affected each right wing loon
    It’s patently clear
    Throughout the whole year
    These boys are not getting any poon

    • gallbladder

      (puts gold star on fridge for Shelton)

    • wait! what?

      Donald Handpoon; I like it.

  • jesterpunk

    When Captain America was first published people complained it was mean to punch Hitler, they still published the comic anyway. The more shit changes the more it stays the same.

    http://www.factfiend.com/people-really-didnt-like-captain-america-punching-hitler/

    http://www.factfiend.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/AMERICA-700×450.jpg

    Hitler was a fucking asshole, we think we can all agree on that. But did you know back in 1941 when Marvel comics decided to show the literal personification of America punching Hitler right in his stupid face, people actually complained?

    As you may or may not know depending on how much you know about Hitler, though today he’s universally despised and largely considered by many to have been “a dick” back in 1941, opinion was shall we say, divided.

    Specifically, Hitler had a small but dedicated following in the states, mostly comprised of Nazi sympathisers and presumably also some people waiting for Reddit to be invented. Many of these followers took exception to the character of Captain America, in particular his “punch Hitler right in the fucking face” initiative. So they were kind of annoyed when literally the first issue of Captain America looked like this.

    As soon as the issue hit stands, Nazi sympathizers began sending the writers poorly spelled death threats and Marvel was inundated with angry letters from people you can guarantee had penises the size of snake’s belt. The comic also drew the ire of isolationists who disagreed with the idea of America getting involved with WW2 and didn’t like how the comic showed America taking an active role in the conflict. For context, the first issue of Captain America was released in March of 1941, several months before Pearl Harbour kind of shut those guys up.

    Despite the threats or possibly because of them, the writer and artist of the comic (who were both Jewish) teamed up and decided to make the next issue once again feature Captain America punching Hitler’s shit in, taking special care to ensure the Nazi leader looked as stupid as possible next to the rippling hero of American Justice.

    • AyeDiosDrinko

      His following here was actually bigger than “small” and made up of most of our government.

      • jesterpunk

        So just like now?

        • AyeDiosDrinko

          We have grown so little, this country.

    • Ezio

      Heck, Superman, who was also created by two Jewish guys, was referred to as “champion of the oppressed” in his inaugural appearance. Comics have a deeper heritage of being political than some of the dudebros care to admit.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      If you watch the Season 4 premiere of Star Trek: Enterprise, they play a newsreel from an alternate timeline where Nazi Germany invaded the U.S. All of the footage was doctored, except for one clip. The clip of a Nazi rally where the speaker is standing in front of a huge portrait of George Washington was a real rally in 1939 at Madison Square Garden by the German-American Bund.

    • leemoder
  • FukuiSanYesOta

    Advisor: Mr President, there are Nazis marching in Virginia and chanting your name.

    Shitgibbon: What are my ratings with Nazis?

    Advisor: Very good.

    Shitgibbon: I love the Nazis.

  • msgypsy

    So I guess “Nazi extremist assholes” is El Cheeto’s “radical Islamic terrorists” as in a phrase he’s unwilling to utter. The difference is Obama had other names that made it clear who he was talking about. Like referring to their organization, Etc. El Cheeto just plain won’t call them out.

    • gallbladder

      It would cost him points in the polls, and fuck knows we can’t have that happen.

    • miss_grundy

      He can’t call out his base. What would happen to him if they turned on him?

  • Blackest Noobs

    i just cannot fucking believe we have a President who sympathizes with fucking wannabe-Nazis.

    i mean i do get it cuz he’s a fucking coward piece of shit…but still…as an American…it should appall every single one of us.

    • BadKitty904

      So, what are we going to do about it?

      • redarmyzombie

        Must…not break…rules, for commenting radicals!

        Ah, fuckit, I never thought I’d be saying this, but if worse comes to worse my Grannie left us her Smith and Wesson 357 when she passed…

      • redarmyzombie

        In all seriousness though, I never thought I’d have to worry about defending myself from these fuckers until now…

        • BadKitty904

          It may require more than just “defense,” I’m horrified to say.

          • redarmyzombie

            Amen.

      • redarmyzombie

        Also, I do not envy Dok having to go through the comments today…

        • BadKitty904

          A mighty ugly way to earn a paycheck, today…

    • miss_grundy

      It appalled those of us who voted for Hillz. Too bad the slackers who decided to stay home didn’t feel the same way. And I don’t want to hear any of that “both sides do it” garbage.

  • Seamus Romney
    • jesterpunk
      • Seamus Romney

        It really is calming watching a nazi getting punched.

    • leemoder

      Always knew he’s become a Time Master. Season 3 of Legends can’t get here fast enough.

      • Seamus Romney

        That show really turned around in season 2! Now it’s the best CW DC show on.

        • leemoder

          I think the 16-episode season is just the right length to keep you coming back without wasting time with “filler” episodes.

          • Seamus Romney

            Totally agree. I can’t wait, for both LOT and Lucifer!

  • Bill D. Burger
  • BadKitty904

    In today’s news, Republicans held a political march and book fair in Charlottesville, VA…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf-HZz5Qv8E

  • Jamoche

    MSNBC posted Donnie’s latest vague tweet, but the previous and much less vague one has all the dogs howling:
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/896467135391596544

    • Red Bird

      Satan incarnate.

    • SeeTrain65

      A cement barricade preventing a Dodge Challenger from mowing down innocent civilians would have been a treat, too. But we didn’t see that, either, Don.

      You can’t be impeached soon enough for me.

      • Blackest Noobs

        he can’t be put before a firing squad soon enough for me.

        • miss_grundy

          But would any judge rule for that capital punishment if he were found guilty of treason???

    • BadKitty904

      We didn’t need to “restore” law and order or “protect” innocent lives until you and your Partei took power, traitor.

    • miss_grundy

      Whose “innocent lives”? Those of your racist bigoted followers????

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    funny, there’s only one set of americans carrying around flags of an evil reich and/or the flag of a bunch of failed traitors:
    https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/896481262776360960

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      “Americans First” was also the view of folks like Charles Lindbergh circa 1938, saying what the funny-looking chap was doing over in Europe was none of our affair.

    • Marla

      Wrong again, Grumpy Trumpy. There are oligarchs and the poor you shit on everyday in America. There is no “we.”

    • BadKitty904

      You’ve repeatedly said exactly the opposite for several years now, traitor.

      • miss_grundy

        For several DECADES. The Central Park Five can confirm that.

        • BadKitty904

          Well spotted.

    • miss_grundy

      He has been a bigoted racist all of his life. This statement isn’t representative of his beliefs, which are the total opposite.

    • Stulexington

      Yes, because the cry of “America First” has never been associated with white supremacy.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Hear that? Why it sounds like a dog whistle, I wonder who wrote it for him?

  • Cosmopolitan John

    While we’re at it, how about getting statues of people like this out of Statuary Hall?

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Calhoun

  • AJ Milne

    Trump’s failure to make clear whose violence it was that killed, and to–hardly subtly–equivocate between actions by no means equivalent–is not merely dishonest. It’s insidious.

    Movements like the Nazis–‘nativist’ and ‘pride’ and fascist movements all–thrive on casting themselves as the victims. The idea that they’re ‘just defending themselves’ is constant in their rhetoric, and used to excuse any extreme. That whiny oh I’m so persecuted noise from the Nazis may sound pathetic (and yes, it is that, too), but it’s also dangerous. That’s how they build to violence. By insisting they are in danger, that this is about their ‘survival’. Anything and everything can be justified this way. It is those who speak this way, when they are, in fact, hardly in any such danger, who should always trip your radar, for this reason.

    So: you can’t give them the space to keep telling themselves that. That’s just cooking up worse trouble still to come. Condemn this crime in no uncertain terms. This was _not_ self-defense, as if tearing across half a city block to run a vehicle into a crowd ever could be.

    No, Mr. Trump. This was murder.

    But of _course_ Trump waffled on that. Because it’s also _his_ message. That’s what he’s been telling them all along. Be afraid. You are in danger. You are under siege. They are coming for your jobs, coming for your wallet, coming to rape and murder. Fear. And vote for me.

    So this speech, today, as much as anything he’s done yet (and he’s done plenty) is grounds to demand his resignation. The lie of it–a lie that kills–simply cannot stand.

    • Atheist

      Well said!

    • aktlib101

      Therein lies the problem: these are Trump’s core supporters. How can he attack them? It’s like committing “suicide by Nazi”

  • Nounverb911
  • Alex Grey

    I suddenly feel like invading Poland…

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Beer and smokes are cheap there. It’s pretty, too.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Too churchy for my tastes. I’d stick with the Sudetenland. Better beer, also too.

        • FukuiSanYesOta

          Yeah, they are a bit churchy. My ex-friend married a Pole and had to go to the priest and promise to use the rhythm method of contraception.

          Good vodka in Poland.

        • JustDon’tSayDignity

          we should Czech out your idea.

          • FukuiSanYesOta

            Your words are wiser, bud.

    • wait! what?
    • redarmyzombie

      Ooh, North Minehead’s Conservative, is it?

  • Marla

    I was wondering where Alex Jone$ was in all of this. Good to see he took the time out to stop pissing and spitting in little bottles to sell as his wonder man dick juice to false flag fuck to death some conspiracy horseshit in order to augment his bank account

    • Ezio

      And he constantly brags on his show about how he was always going against the KKK.