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This weekend, hundreds of America’s most aggressively unattractive human beings donned their fanciest pleated khakis and polo shirts and descended on Charlottesville, Virginia, in order to protest god knows what. Something having to do with a Confederate statue being torn down.

Last night, armed with tiki torches from Pier One (as we all know, the heroes of any story are the townsfolk with the torches), these douchebags kicked off the #UniteTheRight rally by marching around the UVA campus chanting “You will not replace us” and the ol’ Nazi slogan “Blood and Soil” and “White Lives Matter.” Some were also chanting “Jews will not replace us,” because of course they were.

I don’t know. Can we replace them with less awful human beings with better fashion sense? Because if so, I am totally down. If we’re replacing them with other Nazis, then NO THANKS. I will pass.

For real though. Just look at these people.

Rally organizer Jason Kessler is known to complain about “White Genocide,” but had some trouble explaining exactly what that even was when pressed.

MAYBE BECAUSE IT’S NOT A THING??

See, as a white person — I think? I mean, I’m honestly not sure that Southern Italians make the cut with these people and I really don’t want to do whatever research it takes to find out — I can fully assure them that whatever it is they think “fighting for white interests is,” that it is not an interest of mine. Or, of literally any other white people I know personally. Those are the “interests” of a very specific group of white people. A group of white people that no one wants anything to do with. Because they are terrible people who want terrible things.

In fact, I think they really ought to come up with another term for who they are and what it is, exactly, that they are so very proud of.

This guy seems to have a good suggestion.

Allow me to point out here that these twatwaffles are all carrying the flags of LOSER COUNTRIES that lost wars to the United States of America. Neither Nazi Germany nor the Confederacy exist anymore, because they lost. We beat them, ok? And if a bunch of basement-dwelling internet trolls think they’re going to win this time by carrying tiki torches and crying about “white genocide” on the internet? Well, I welcome them to try.

I mean, they can’t even win against Airbnb or rent port-a-potties, but SURE, they’re totally going to refight WWII and the Civil war and win this time. Led by Richard Spencer and a dude who calls himself “Baked Alaska.” Good luck, Nazis!

They’re still marching today, alongside armed militia people, and trying to start fights with counterprotesters, and generally being douchebags. Notably, there are far fewer cops in riot gear than one would generally see at a Black Lives Matter protest or an anti-war protest.

However, the State of Virginia has since declared a state of emergency, so things may die down soon. Which means that KKK dude David Duke may not get to do his big speech after all, which would surely be a tragedy for all of us.

Donald Trump has yet to say two words about the rally, and no one expects him to.

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  • Jeffocaster in the West

    All I can say is this makes me very sad. That people have the balls to display this kind of hate overtly, in public, in a march using Nazi and racist symbols is quite overwhelming.

  • memzilla Ω

    I hope EVERY FUCKING ONE of these Tiki Nazis applies for a jerb at a company with a black hiring manager. Internet Is Forever, douchebros.

    • SnarkON

      “Tiki Nazis” for the win!

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        yup – put it down in the Wonkette lexicon.

        It’s a much better than term than “alt-right.”

        The gentlemen drunk from Texas makes a motion we do so…

    • SnarkON

      Also, unfortunately every one of these assholes looks the same.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        i swear I say myself up there in those photos, but chubby and white is pretty common (and i’m like 1,500 miles away).

        • shivaskeeper

          For a change I didn’t see someone who looks superficially like me in the pics. Not one gleaming scalp in there. Also, too.3000 miles away.

  • anon_the_great

    “You will not replace us”

    Don’t worry Tighty Whitey, that level of Derp is bulletproof

    • lowenufc

      No one wants to replace them. We just want to GET RID of them.

  • Walter Wellstone

    If you’re there take pictures of their faces and post them on social media. Let’s see if these douchebags have the guts to live with the consequences of their actions. If anyone know any names, post them too. Let the whole world know who they are.

    • Panika MCD

      Robyn lives in Chicago.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Donnie Two Scoops left his phone in the clubhouse while he “plays” 36?

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Open audition for Fear the Walking Dead and NOBODY NOTIFIED ME?!?!!11!

  • SnarkON

    No snark. I just despise these people.

  • Serai 1

    If this were Germany, every single one of those assholes would be in jail right now.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/071a61e6f2ab926894a49bc81768b9769461f1352467db0a2adafcd89167d3da.jpg

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Hoping MsAnthropist remains safe. Saw her post on the earlier thread.

  • lowenufc

    A racist/white supremacist/nazi scumbag in a button down shirt is still a racist/white supremacist/nazi scumbag.

  • Picabo
    • Msgr_MΩment

      The guy on the far right has the inside track on the White House Communications Director job.

      If only he could unhinge that jaw it’d be no contest.

    • folderol

      The Proud. The Strong. The Clueless.

    • folderol

      I posted this elsewhere, but it got buried…

      I just leibe my Lebensraum!
      I got mine in the last pogrom!
      And now I tidy up the place
      With flowers in a lovely vase!

      It’s good to have the pale skin
      It means we are the bestest in
      ensuring that there are not traces
      of untermenschen-type of races

      Now I put my feet up higher
      By the lovely blazing fire
      Toss in one more verboten book
      And take care I don’t overcook

    • GoutMachine

      Don’t they realise that those tiki torches are FOREIGN?!

  • Persistent Demme

    SQUIRREL!!
    (Just like NK.)

  • Combined IQ and teeth: 6.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Blood and soil? Seriously? Blood and soil?

    Clearly, Blondi died in vain.

  • VirginiaWackelpudding

    They need to get rid of that statue NOW! Then all those creepy losers will have to find another place to erupt in. This is horrible.

  • TundraGrifter

    Dude on the right is pretty young to be growing a boiler like that.

    Just sayin’…

  • FDRliberal

    No surprise the Orange Scumbag is silent about this. These frothing racists are his base.

  • ManchuCandidate

    But but I thought the REAL NAZI was OBAMA?!?

    • GoutMachine

      I can’t keep track. It’s smomewhere in the Kenyan Muslin Socialist Communist epithtet.

  • Me not sure

    My dad and his four brothers all joined up and went to fight these bastards. I’m glad that they are not alive to see this in America today. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/be034ba90c8c4959907898d2f569d16fcaaa4dc16139b8eca578ffeef760653c.jpg

  • Steve Cole

    Is that a woman carrying the CSA flag? Gender treachery!

    • TundraGrifter

      “Is that a woman carrying the CSA flag?”

      Barely.

    • SnarkON

      Can you imagine how lucky a single lady lookin’ for love could get at this rally?

    • Panika MCD

      the CSA never adopted that flag. not only are they carrying flags from the losing side, they’re unofficial flags.

  • Vomit Free Since ’93

    So…am I the only one wondering where these assholes are taking a dump?

    I mean, if the white supremacists and awesome liberals are standing in line for the same port-a-crapper, that might make for some awkward small talk.

    • SnarkON

      Why, they’re taking a dump all over our society, of course.

    • VirginiaWackelpudding

      The Porta Potty delivery was canceled. Still plenty of gas stations and fast food places to loiter in.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        wonder if all those businesses will be interviewed by MSM, so they find one story of a person acting badly to discredit hte whole movement, ala the Occup bathroom incident(s).

  • Jo Mathie

    Goddess. If Hilary Clinton had ambled into there from her woodland travels they probably would have put up a stake and burned her. Morons the lot of them.

  • Bitter Scribe

    This is who you are, Trump voters. This is who you’ve become, Republicans. Own it.

  • anon_the_great

    What never ceases to amaze me about neo-Nazis is the fact in less than a generation Hitler got record numbers of ethnic white people killed. His final orders were to kill every surviving German. Hell of a Racial Warrior.

    Dipshits. Fucking dipshits.

  • Jamespuck

    As a German/Portuguese American I find these people abhorrent. I saw a Confederate flag here in New Bedford, Ma last week. I asked the man driving the truck what he meant by flying the rag. He said it represented America as it should be, I told him the Confederacy lost to the USA. He said I needed to learn. My history or go back to where I came from, I laughed and walked back home. That’s where I came from. Ignorance is stupidity in disguise.

    • Eileen Besse

      “Ignorance is stupidity in disguise.” Nice.

      • TundraGrifter

        There’s dumb, there’s stupid and there’s ignorant.

        Dumb is just not knowing something.

        Stupid is not knowing and lacking the ability to learn.

        Ignorant is not knowing, having the ability to pick it up, but being too lazy, too scared, or too entrenched to bother.

    • Persistent Demme

      Talking to him was a brave thing to do.
      (I am also of German and Portuguese heritage.)
      Um…I don’t think YOU are the one that needed to learn.

  • lowenufc

    Spouse (tiny kaiju) told me that the White House had to keep someone from attending/vocalizing support for these fuckers. Probably Gorka. Any confirmation?

    Gorka is an example of a foreigner coming to this country and taking the job of an American born white supremacist.

  • Panika MCD

    calm down, guys. they’re just trying out to be extras in Broadway’s Beauty & the Beast.

    https://68.media.tumblr.com/6923e7e3f0769315557e86c3ea0f3eb3/tumblr_or0y32Eqra1qisrnro2_400.gif

  • FDRliberal

    “Donald Trump has yet to say two words about the rally, and no one expects him to.”

    I’m actually surprised Trump didn’t take a break from his “working vacation” to attend and speak at the rally as one of the featured guests.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      as I opined in the previous thread, I’m convinced it’s because it has nothing to do with Trump, his family, or his minions.

      Someone suggested Trump has property in C-ville, so my theory’s ruined.

      • Catstro

        Trump Vinyards is just outside of town, yes. My sister-in-law and her husband went to UVA and still live in C-ville and we’re very nervous for them. This is a shitshow.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          i had actually debated UVA (and other way more “southern” places than texas) for law school.

          • Catstro

            It’s a wonderful school, and Charlottesville is beautiful. I can’t remember where you are in your schooling, but I wouldn’t let imported Nazis deter you from applying. Not that the town doesn’t have its racial tensions (and yes I’m aware that TJs legacy as a slave owner makes things complicated), but this is not normal. They need to figure out how to get a handle on it, and fast though.

  • anon_the_great

    I’m sorry but tiki torches make me laugh and drink fruity cocktails

    • Jamespuck

      If everyone just had a Mai-Tai and relaxed. The world would be a better place.

  • Picabo
    • GoutMachine

      Yep. Sadly, it’s a proud tradition of this country’s.

      • H0mer0

        It took Germany a few thousand years, but they gave up that tradition eventually.

  • Walter Wellstone

    Hey, Richard Spencer is going to be there. Someone needs to punch him in the face; repeatedly.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      I hear tell he got hisself arrested.

  • GreenGoldSharpie

    The thing is, all of them sooooo bland and interchangeable. They’re the hostile, racist version of the basic bitch meme.

    I can’t imagine ever being this boring and worthless.

  • TundraGrifter

    You know what they called large groups of fairly uneducated Southern white males during the War of the Rebellion?

    Cannon fodder.

  • Walter Wellstone

    It’s over, apparently:

    Unite the Right, the violent white-supremacist rally in Charlottesville, explained – Vox
    https://apple.news/Ae7YXviuyTBGLJ5ZGRWIOCA

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Ignite the Right. They’ve got the tacky torches already.

  • Johnatx

    This is just so fucked up. My old man fought Nazis and fascists in North Africa, Sicily and Italy in the Second World War. My father in law fought Nazis in France and Germany after landing in Normandy on D-Day. They have got to be looking down on us and wondering what in Hell is going on

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      My uncle was a conscientious objector but was an ambulance driver at Anzio, where he said the Nazi artillery occasionally amused themselves by using the crosses on the ambulances for target practice. Peaceful man that he was, I think he’d want to punch these idiots out.

  • Picabo
    • GreenGoldSharpie

      Freeze peaches!

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      eh, i disagree with this. They’ve always been bad and still are bid.

      Remember they held rallies in the 30’s – they marched on Skokie in the 70’s or 80’s (i forget).

      I HATE what they’re saying, but they get to say it.

      If not, next it’ll be us and then any dissent.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        They get to say it
        a) if they DO NOT advocate violence
        b) if they DO NOT commit violence.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          along with other exceptions to the 1st A, yes, of course.

          (actually b) is not really a 1st A issue, but rather just plain ole crime.

        • tomamitai

          Given the histories of the movements, self-identifying as a nazi or a confederate is a tacit admission that you plan on doing violence.

    • WIDTAP

      It was better in 1980:
      https://youtu.be/ZTT1qUswYL0?t=92

    • shivaskeeper

      Who is saying that? 50 years ago, or 10 years ago the Nazis were allowed to march if they wanted to. The Government cannot stop that for very good reasons. No one says private citizens and private businesses cannot expose them for what and who they are and work to make their lives utter misery.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Apparently the Detroit Red Wings hockey team are a bit upset that some of these idjits are marching around with placards that replicate their logo (a Michigan white supremacist group called the Detroit Right Wings uses the winged wheel as their symbol).

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    I read that the organizer is planning on suing the state of VA for reasons of feeling so unsafe, including the reason that Richard Spencer got maced. So, at least something good came out of it.

    • Walter Wellstone

      Spencer got maced? Fucking A!

      • Eileen Besse

        I was JUST gonna say that….

    • VirginiaWackelpudding

      He got maced? WOO HOO!!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Please, please, please, let that be a misspelled “tazed”.

    • Panika MCD

      and the court awards VA damages and legal costs because the dumbshits created the violent atmosphere.

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        Yeah, I doubt they have much of a case. But any excuse to whine about their terrible persecution, eh?

    • H0mer0

      tee hee, and they call us snowflakes and mock the “safe places” that a vulnerable person of pigment might need.

    • Suttree

      It’s the haircut right? Well, that and the shit that comes out of his mouth.

    • GoutMachine

      Awww, how cute. He feels unsafe! Poor widdle tough guy.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Given the Polynesian themed event, maybe a mainland version of the traditional Hawaiian “Kill Haole Day” would be appropriate? With votes, obvs.

    • Steve Cole

      Cecilio and Kapono!

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Eddie would go.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      just make them eat poi for a few days, they’ll wish they were dead

  • Nounverb911
    • Walter Wellstone

      Cunt.

      • data_ninja

        Lacks depth and warmth.

    • GreenGoldSharpie

      I’m praying that you all will fuck off and die.

      • I choo-choo-choose you

        I’m not praying it, but I am screaming it very loudly.

    • Panika MCD

      these menly mens can’t even protect one house wife? and they think they’re going to fight two wars they’ve already lost?

    • shivaskeeper

      No.

    • VirginiaWackelpudding

      That’s sickening. Is Virginia still the capital of the Confederacy?? Get a grip you dumb bastards!

    • Suttree

      At least go make some sammiches while you’re doing nothing.

    • HazooToo

      Her “purpose”, which she chose, is to fuck constantly and produce white infants at rates that would put a queen ant to shame. Just putting that out there, since earlier in the week we were talking about MILES OF DICK.

    • OutOfOrbit

      you forgot the Bunsen’s gas-supply line CONSERVATIVES

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Conservatives are the flask. Needs Il Douche opening up the valve.

  • TJ Barke

    Here’s why you’re facing so much opposition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tilwr2IxvbY

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      They think that’s fake. Even as they go about trying to reproduce it.

      • TJ Barke

        “We never did that! We really wanted to do it, we think it’s a great idea, but we never did it!”

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          “Yet.”

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Well, Richard Spencer got himself pinched by the 5-0

    https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/896414836304863232

    • Panika MCD

      no confirmation yet. all I see is that one person has been arrested.

      • Suttree

        It would make me believe……in something….. if he was the ONE person arrested.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          The cops were able to spot the biggest asshole in the crowd?
          I want to know more about this technology!

    • shivaskeeper

      Maced and arrested? Good.

    • BosGrl

      I hope they treat him as if he were black.

      • jesterpunk

        If they did he would be dead by now.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Sorry – Wonkette rules forbid wishing injury or death on people.

  • Nounverb911

    What’s the matter doonie, thumbs tired?
    https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/896409989568507906

    • Persistent Demme

      Oh, STFU, Melania!

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      She’s talking to Lord Dampnut, isn’t she?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Nah – he’d have to subscribe to her feed. She’s gonna have to post on his Twatterpile if she wants him to read it.

        • FukuiSanYesOta

          He’s probably blocked her.

    • Vomit Free Since ’93

      Stepford wife received order: Complete

    • Suttree

      Donnie just can’t figure out who/how to bully yet.

    • TJ Barke

      Yeah, let’s advocate for a white supremacy and oppression of the non white peacefully. Let’s create an oppressive society where some people have more rights than others with peace in our hearts…

    • shivaskeeper

      Again, no. You are married to one of the major causes of this particular outbreak of virulent hatred.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Sending out his wife to soak up the damage. Sounds like a Bundy tactic.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      “Except for that fat-assed tub of shit I’m married to. He’s allowed.”

    • jesterpunk

      Sure Melon, I saw you stand up for the people your husband bullied on twitter. Oh was no you said they deserve it for daring to question him so go fuck yourself.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      “Let’s communicate w/o hate in our hearts.”
      Obviously, Melania doesn’t know that hate is what these shitheads are all about.

    • NastyBossetti

      If I must communicate about or with nazis, I will do it with hate in my heart. That is not violence.

  • TundraGrifter

    I think that’s “Half-Baked” Alaska.

    • Panika MCD

      he’s no ice-cream cake, that’s for sure.

      • TundraGrifter

        Gives “vanilla” and “white cake” bad names.

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    Well, at least they aren’t trying to hide behind “Heritage, not hate.”

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Losers flying loser flags? The only surprise is that they’d actually want to be seen in public. These fuckwits came looking for a fight (helmets, shields and clubs), and I just hope that they’re very unhappy with the outcome.
    Il Douche can’t figure out what to twatter about it: suck up to his base, or take a shot at looking decent? Who knew being President would be so hard?

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    So much hate, so few teeth…

    • Jamespuck

      And you know they didn’t lose those teeth playing hockey. Only real men and women play hockey.

    • HorseChestnut

      See, they mostly look like middle management to me. Lots of teeth, no self-awareness.

  • Nounverb911

    Also in the meantime too, also:

    The Nazis are planning a visit to Kirkland, WA now….
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/009d4e51f4dcdd27c9576177106541f16ac810b0801421abc8b5e1a8d61e5e63.jpg

    • Panika MCD

      I hope that someone told them that Google also too opposes bathroom bills.

    • TJ Barke

      STOP CALLING YOUR ENEMIES FASCIST WHILE YOU FUCKING ADVOCATE FOR FASCISM YOU STUPID FUCKS!

      • BosGrl

        Truly stupid fucks. They still call us commies while approving of Drumpf laundering Russian money.

        • TJ Barke

          Russia isn’t communist anymore…

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            but still pretty fascist, no?

          • TJ Barke

            Kind of. Is there a term for mafia state?

          • H0mer0

            yes, a “Trump White House”

          • BosGrl

            Really? When did that happen?

          • TJ Barke

            1990-91.

      • Panika MCD

        no one is going to fuck them. they are stupid cucks.

        • TJ Barke

          Nazi bitches exist.

          • Panika MCD

            but the rally is “too dangerous” for them to attend.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef
      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        WOW – luckily lubbock is a college town, but ye gods is it a white ass college town.

        • Panika MCD

          Lubbock is where Texas Tech is. they’ll be going to College Station.

      • Panika MCD

        they’ve done this before. it’s very sparsely attended. there will be more press there than people.

        • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

          Good to know, thanks!

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      My first thought was “why?”, but then I remembered that misogynist doucheschooner who got fired for his idiot screed.

      Wow. They’re playing douchebag bingo.

    • Interesting that in that picture there are no con or nazi flags. WEIRD.
      Still the same white douchebags however

  • Run2Live
    • RMKH

      That would pollute the groundwater. Otherwise I’d be all for it.

  • HazooToo
  • FlownΩver

    Latest: Trump tweets specifically against the violence. Apparently the racism is still peachy.

  • TJ Barke

    Preventing oppression is the real oppression!

  • RMKH

    I just find the tiki torches hilariously lame.

    • GreenGoldSharpie

      Suburban weiners in polos can’t actually get it together to even make proper torches?

      This is my shocked face.

    • Steve Cole

      Agreed. There will be many parodies.

      • H0mer0

        do “the birds sing words and the flowers bloom”?

  • Msgr_MΩment

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/896420822780444672
    Lets come together as one. One Folk, One Right, One Furor.

    • shivaskeeper

      Piss off.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Frettchenhaar

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Ferret libel!!

    • Panika MCD

      I do not want to come together with any of these people…not even if they’re fully sanitized first.

      • NastyBossetti

        Yeah I’m not interested in uniting with nazis. They can fuck off.

        • Panika MCD

          uniting with Nazis seems like a good way to end up in a camp…and not the fun kind.

    • Nounverb911

      So donnie, which side are you on? Call them Nazis, I dare you.

      • anon_the_great

        They are not Nazis. They are incels looking for something to squirt into.

        • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

          why not boaf, deion?

    • Bill D. Burger

      Soooo’….This means your firing the leaders of the Nazi, alt-right, KKK and white supremacists’ then? ___ “Leaders” are Bannon, Miller and Gorka. You know where to find them.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef
    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      One day I hope to join hands and unite with people of intelligence and good heart in a dance on your grave, you worthless son of a bitch.
      *
      *
      *
      *
      (after your death by natural causes, of course)

    • TJ Barke

      YOU DID THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!

    • Juan de Fuca

      Going out on a limb here but I’m thinking he should stop worrying so much about Venezuela and start paying attention to what’s going on right now in our own country. Before it turns into Venezuela.

    • Someone retweet that pic of him giving the salute right back at him.

  • Bill D. Burger

    https://twitter.com/lauralscott/status/896358047827845120

    Should make it much, much easier for the feds to keep track of them. Additionally, this should look great on any future resume.

    • Steve Cole

      Who is opening for Kid Rock and the Nooge?

      • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

        those guys…up there, in the tweeter photos^^

      • PubOption

        Guy in the bottom right photo looks like he’s part way through ‘Tomorrow belongs to me’.

  • Apple Scruff

    FUCK YOU KELLY O’DONNELL and your reporting on 45’s very lame, very late Tweet.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      are they calling him presidential for tweeting it?

      • Apple Scruff

        She didn’t use those words, but she read his Tweet as if it is of substance, like he really cares about the events that are going on.

        • Catstro

          Notice he condemned the violence, not the racism behind it

          • FukuiSanYesOta

            Yep. First thing I noticed.

            Might have to take a news break soon, this is doing my blood pressure no good.

          • jesterpunk

            SyFy has all 5 sharknado movies on today.

          • BosGrl

            Are they all Drumpf-free? I’ve never seen them.

          • jesterpunk

            No Trump in any of the movies, he did sue because he couldn’t be the president in the 3rd one though.

          • Catstro

            Yeah, it’s hard to watch especially because I’m somewhat personally invested in it (my sister-in-law lives there with her husband and my adorable baby niece, they and many of our friends went to UVA, and we visit frequently). Also my kid is being an asshole, and I can only deal with one kind of nonsense today. Since I can turn off the news/social media, I’m choosing to take a break from this. I’ll check in later today to make sure everyone is safe, but no more right now.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            i’m still convinced he thinks or is condemning the violence, allegedly, by the left.

          • FukuiSanYesOta

            You can definitely read it that way.

          • Catstro

            Bingo

    • BosGrl

      Fuck any of these people who got Drumpf elected by either supporting him or remaining silent; supporting the Tea Party or remaining silent; and remained silent while blacks were murdered by cops. I don’t want to hear any stupid comments from them.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

      this is awesome^^

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    When will the white community step up and takes responsibility for all the hatred and violence being done in their name?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Where are the white fathers?

  • And Bannon still lounges around the White House, whispering sweet nothing in Trump’s ear…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/27354caf6d0be456bc2b7ff80ab9a93774d19b2796aef766344acf11b2255998.gif

  • tinker12
  • William

    I see a connection somewhere.

    Boyd Corbin.

    Corbin is perhaps best known for the time he was arrested for attacking a drag queen with a lit tiki torch while dressed up as a Ku Klux Klan member. After a drawn-out legal battle,….. http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/news/boyd-corbin-arrested-for-allegedly-fighting-drag-queen-is-running-for-mayor-of-wilton-manors-again-7873316

  • Juan de Fuca

    The Abercrombie and Fitch Guerrilla Army.

  • Michael R
    • CripesAmighty

      Stolen, saved.

  • gallbladder

    Another helping of post-racial America, anyone?

    • RobKanC

      They don’t see color man. Only white.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    On the bright side, at least this was white folk, so nobody died.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • RobKanC

      The Bushes. If they are even republican anymore.

      • tza

        Yeah I could see Jeb tossing a comment. Not a good one or anything, it’s not his thing to do good commentary, but a comment nonetheless.

    • GoutMachine

      Crickets …

    • Nounverb911
      • HATCH???? With a snark about the torches too????
        Goddamned.

      • SayItWithWookies

        Damn — good on Orrin Hatch. Mormons remember what hatred of minorities can do.

    • Panika MCD

      I think Speaker Ryan sent out a press release.

    • Evan, you are a douche, but a good douche, not at all a nasty uti-giving douche.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      NOT,K

  • Was the Hitler Youth this lame? Just pathetic, these 4th Reich bros.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Serai 1

      No MGTOW?

  • RMKH

    I’m a white guy and wear (cheap) polos to work because they told me I can’t wear my L7 tee shirt anymore. I object to these yokels stealing my look (although I wear jeans, not khakis).

    So guys, put down your tiki torches (hee hee) and upgrade your wardrobe to some real white protest clothes. May I suggest the Three Wolf Moon tees?

  • Nounverb911
  • CripesAmighty

    From Rick Wilson:
    “Citronella Ubergruppenfuhrer” and,
    “Tiki Troopers”.

    *snorf*

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      “Luau of Lame”

  • Isabella Martin

    FFS-no words for this. I feel like I am watching an alternate universe. Can it actually be happening?

  • Bill D. Burger
  • William
  • Ah, here’s why Trump started yammering on about possible Military action in Venuzlela….

    Republicans (oil trading firms) are buying oil from Donnie & Pooty’s oil company ROSNEFT, which is illegal.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6f190bffc94c1f5ac901a662107a711fd83efe090117c97262a4fb97f0f6cd6e.png

    And Pooty probably whispered WAG THE DOG FOG OF WAR COVER IT UP COVER IT UP

    • Me not sure

      Chaos and uncertainty in energy markets tend to result in rising prices and do so quickly. Win, Win for Putin.

  • tinker12
  • He trotted out Melania to say we should listen without hate.
    No. Really.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      This is progress. Neo-Nazis no longer automatically consigning the Slavs to the ovens.

      Baby steps.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • GoutMachine

      You own this, GOP.

    • Walter Wellstone

      Can someone punch that motherfucker in the face, please?

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      I’m trying

      I got nothing. The shitgibbon enables this bullshit every day. What the fuck even?

      I think we all knew there were this many nazi howler monkeys in this country, but now they’re not afraid to come out and howl in public. This is not a positive development.

    • Panika MCD

      follow up question:

      take it back from who or to what?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        To 1860.

        • Panika MCD

          steam engines. I hate steam engines. and not having AC would also suck.

    • SayItWithWookies

      David Duke and Richard Spencer should be stuck to Trump like glue, every day by the press and the public. These are his most fervent supporters and the people he’s trying to empower — half through coded supremacist and Nazi terminology, half through not condemning them.

      David Duke — Trump fan, white supremacist and former KKK grand dragon.
      Richard Spencer — Trump fan and active Nazi organizer.
      Trump — Enabler of David Duke, Richard Spencer, and white supremacists and Nazis all over the country.

    • Serai 1

      Well, he’s obviously right.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • William
  • Msgr_MΩment

    Dipshit (John Whitbeck, Chair of VA GOP) on MSNBC talking about “both sides” and how a congressman was gunned down by “an extreme progressive”.

    FUCK OFF AND DIE.

    • jesterpunk

      BECAUSE FUCKING REPUBLICANS DO EVERYTHING THEY FUCKING CAN TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE CAN HAVE A FUCKING GUN NO MATTER WHAT.

      Also this bullshit.

      https://twitter.com/randpaul/status/746022114042478592?lang=en

      • Nounverb911

        Look in the mirror Randy.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        He’ll keep saying that… until it’s him getting shot at.

        • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

          Didn’t he run away when Scalise was shot?

        • Claire

          It was him getting shot at, and he’s still saying it.

      • Serai 1

        No, fuckwad – it was to shoot at the slaves who were trying to break free.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Yeah, let’s put that 1 person up against all of the people who have bombed abortion clinics, gunned down minorities, or attacked federal buildings and personnel and then see which side has more blood on their hands.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • TIME FOR AN APPROPRIATELY THEMED MAGICAL BREAK!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kI_2YPFCPc

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Panika MCD

      the president is still going to have to shoot people on 5th Avenue himself.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Everybody in the country needs to see this. Every.Fucking.Body.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • gallbladder

    From the “Tiki torch” Wikipedia page:

    Used by hundreds of losers at Charlottesville march. Must extinguish them before returning to their parents basement.

    Perfect.

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    Those fucking torches, ffs. They couldn’t be bothered to make their own. it’s the entire event in s nutshell – they want to stipulate the history. they want a cookie for being white.

    i almost miss the days when they had enough energy to stitch some sheets together. Lazy motherfucking racist want a cookie for being white. I haz a disappoint.

    • Covfefe

      They wore sheets and masks because, even in the Deep South in those days, they didn’t want everyone to know who they were. These guys feel no shame,

  • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba
    • Juan de Fuca
      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        I don’t think that “shield” would do much good.

        • gallbladder

          Well, unless there’s a low-density polyethylene garbage can in need of a cover along the protest route.

        • Juan de Fuca

          Dipshit used 1/2″ bolts to fasten a handle to a thin plastic trash can lid and expects people to take him seriously. FFS.

          ETA: Wait, on closer inspection it looks he used rope. He’s legit now. Would not fuck with this guy.

          • Covfefe

            Guys, please. Whoever you are, you do what you can.

      • Paperless Tiger

        Nothing says, “I’m trash”, like a trashcan lid.

  • Nounverb911
    • ltmcdies

      my feed looks like this….I see post after post of some gawd awful stupid thing Trump or Trump minions say or do and all of a suddenly…one of these pops up.

      talk about yin and yang.

  • Wild Cat

    My father nearly died fighting these dogfuckers.
    My uncle died young, possibly weakened from the malaria that ravaged our soldiers in the Phillipines.
    Fuck them. May they die. Horribly. With or without votes. I don’t care. May they die.

    • William

      My Dad contracted Malaria during his island hopping days in WWII. He went ashore at Leyte. It’s sad that in just a few generations we forget the sacrifices our parents made fighting fascism and nationalism. The soldiers that served in that theater even had time to build a house of peace in the midst of it all. Dad took this photo because I think in the fury and bloodshed of that time and place, he never lost track of his own humanity. I think he was proud of that. I’m often ashamed of what we have become as a nation. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fb7ada45b48433ab2cc36c2101a387ef2aadbc18a04d5da34398b9fc966ae083.jpg

      • GoutMachine

        Wow. And what a great photo.

    • Serai 1

      I don’t wish them death, because that’s not a threat – everyone dies.

      I wish them FAILURE. Utter, complete, devastating, humiliating FAILURE. I wish them consigned to the trash heap of history, not only discredited, but completely forgotten.

  • Panika MCD
  • Seamus Romney
    • (((Aron)))

      My Crom, but I miss that family.

      • Seamus Romney

        Brings tears to my eyes now that they’re gone.

  • Tiki torches at a pro-Confederacy rally… there’s a Traitor Vic’s joke in here somewhere.

    • (((Aron)))

      I’ll bet the Mai-Tais are just ATROCIOUS.

  • Bob Smith

    See you in Church Tomorrow! :)

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Well the good news is- the mosquito problem in Charlottesville is under control now, thanks to all that citronella oil being burned last night

    • foiled again

      Our torches of hate have a clean, fresh scent!

  • FlownΩver

    Jack Kingston, smirking shitweasel, on CNN: “Where are the Democrat leaders?”

    There’s never been any question where they are, asshole. Call your buddy the Keebler AG and get his reaction to his blood brothers’ behavior.

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    Is this what winning looks like?

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      I laughed too much at that. Thank you, I needed it!

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    “What about tweets? Hey guys, too bad Adolf didn’t have Twitter, huh!? Oh, btw, who has the citronella? My torch is going out.”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b593210565889de7d4eabeb5b97cb4b6889f6ff0428ad95593a77cae9d1bff79.jpg

    • All great movements are bran-induced. They are the milquetoast eruptions of selfish greed, stirred into activity by a blotivating assmonkey or by the tiki torch from ikea, 9.99″

      Alt quotes.

  • Apple Scruff

    “I stand with POTUS”. Still trying to refute the rumors about running in 2020, eh?

    https://twitter.com/VP/status/896424662372159488

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      “when we join together & oppose those seeking to divide us.”

      Pretty sure that’s what libs are doing there, numbnuts.

      • Apple Scruff

        Their statements are so generic I just can’t.

        • Seamus Romney

          Wouldn’t be surprised if he was defending nazis from liberal protesters “dividing us”. It’s safely ambiguous. Like his sexuality.

    • He is right. We need to oppose the Republican party

    • Nounverb911

      So, you’re on the nazi snowflake side too?

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      He can’t even come up with his own blandishments. He just has to copy Donnie.

    • GoutMachine

      Oh right, because POTUS is SO on the record as against hate and violence. It’s the first thing I think about when I hear his name!

    • ltmcdies

      in your ear, Pence. As long as one alt righter works in the WH…you lot are complicit

      • Covfefe

        Trumpism is the religion of peace.

    • SeeTrain65

      “That oughta hold the little S.O.Bs.”

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Again with the weasel-words and not outright condemnation.

    • I’m going to need Dump and Dense to specify which side they’re condemning here. Normally, I’d think it would be obvious, but unless these guys actually say the words, I don’t trust that they aren’t generically condemning the counterprotesters. After all, the Nazis are their voters.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      Really, Mike? Then call off your dogs.

  • ltmcdies

    I believe 416,000 Americans died during WWII….the ones who survived did this

    https://twitter.com/fordm/status/896215039799164928

    • Nounverb911

      What was trump’s quote about arresting people in a not nice way again?

    • SeeTrain65

      “Guys, the punch in the face is obligatory. Please proceed.”

    • RMKH

      Please oh please let it be that scumflake

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      If that is him, better late than never, I guess…

    • DainBramage

      This should happen to all the Confederate statues.

    • (((Aron)))

      Still one of the greatest Corps of Engineers feats in history.

      KABOOM!!!

      • ltmcdies

        yes it was….I post that when Spencer being punched in the head won’t quite cut it

        • (((Aron)))

          Two great days for America!

  • Jennifer R

    Am I bad for laughing a little at this?
    https://twitter.com/bakedalaska/status/896422401646485504

    • Panika MCD

      I will pray for his experience to be long and stimulating.

    • gallbladder

      I can’t stop laughing.

    • …bear maced?

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        Bear spray is basically super-charged pepper spray. Much higher concentrations of capsaicin.

        • I know but how do they know it was bear mace?
          Or is he making that up to make it sound more manly?

          • Jennifer R

            I would chalk it up to the second. But the photo (I have a photo!) is pretty damn funny. Looks like he has a big frothy wad of cum in his stupid moustache.

          • OrG in London

            Photo??

          • Jennifer R
          • FukuiSanYesOta

            I find it remarkably easy to fap to this.

          • OrG in London

            Yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ about!

          • Red Bird

            Is there a way to make this the cover photo to all Wonkette posts about this subject?

          • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

            Again.

          • SeeTrain65

            Maybe they’ve experienced it before.

            I certainly hope so.

          • Self inflicted does not count

          • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

            Eh, 50-50 odds?

          • William

            I once juiced a domestic assault suspect. He was a big mean asshole. He got bailed and returned to the scene. (a violation of his bail conditions). I went to re arrest him, he threw up his hands and yelled I don’t care if you shoot me, just don’t spray that pepper shit on me”.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            this is why i prefer that stuff over a weapon.

            Crazy, drugged or raged out people will take a bullet.

            But that spray shit shuts down your vision and complicates breathing.

      • William

        I carried that stuff. There was the 5 percent, 10 percent and the fifteen percent. They didn’t call me Dr. Pepper for nothing. As nasty as that stuff was, the baton was the next step on the force continuum scale.

    • RMKH

      I hope there were votes in with the bear spray.

    • SeeTrain65

      Hey, Tony, your friend Baked Alaska is still a Nazi douchecanoe.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      “Gee, that’s tough. Here, let me help.” *leans over and empties canister of OC spray into Baked Alaska’s eyes*

    • Msgr_MΩment

      You lie down with bears….

      • SeeTrain65

        “… you get a lot of clean with Tide.”

        No, wait, that’s not right …

    • jesterpunk

      We need more bear mace.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Tony had bone spurs and couldn’t attend.

    • CripesAmighty
    • Paul

      Yes, you’re bad for laughing only a little, Full throated guffaws are called for.

  • jesterpunk
  • jesterpunk
    • FukuiSanYesOta
      • Serai 1

        YOU’RE MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER.

      • NotDarkYet

        I love hearing that argument. Sometimes, when I get angry and express said anger, some wise arse tries that on me: “But you’re a Buddhist; you’re not supposed to be angry!”

        There’s a difference between re-acting mindlessly and responding appropriately, skillfully in accordance with the needs of the situation. Punching a Nazi falls into the latter category.

    • (((Aron)))

      OH CROM, YES

  • Butt are they vegan?

    • (((Aron)))

      Beat me to it by twelve minutes!

  • OrG in London

    So,dicks last weekend (that was last weekend right?) and assholes this weekend?
    Is this becoming a theme?

    • Serai 1

      Yes.

    • (((Aron)))

      But where are the vegan babby buttholes?

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Remember when we were all wringing our hands over immigrant-hating neo Nazis in Germany, and assured ourselves that it would never happen here?

    Yeah, good times.

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Greetings from Charlottesville, VA. Today, I have watched out my front window as Nazis with Confederate flags, guns and riot gear trooped past my place. Seen a busload of National Guard unload to handle said Nazis. Listened to the sound of a Virginia State Police helicopter all day. And all the while, waited for the VA-05 representative for this district to speak out against it all. He’s silent. Probably because he met with the guy who organized this big violent fail and is unwilling to go on the record. This has not been a good day in downtown Charlottesville.
    https://twitter.com/CvilleDSA/status/896207053735301120

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      ye gods, stay safe!

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        It’s fine inside my apartment. I have alcohol and air-conditioning. I’m the lucky one.

        • GoutMachine

          And the Wonkettes! May your day be douchebag free.

        • Covfefe

          If they start shooting, lay down on the floor, in an interior room. If you can get to a basement, that would be even better.

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            Under control. Believe me. But thanks!

          • Paul

            Bathtubs are good

        • Panika MCD

          thank goodness you’re well stocked!

    • Wanna come over to Caroline? Plenty of nazis here too but at least they keep mum about it. We’ll go to a lake.

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        We may have some of your Nazis. They’re all here from out of town. That’s what really bites. We’re a peaceful, very liberal university town. We didn’t ask for this.

        • Well you did when you threatened the beloved statue of the dude who said very explicitly he didn’t want no damn statues.
          But most of them are not even from VA.

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            Exactly. Not from here at all. Can’t wait until this is over.

          • Persistent Demme

            Berkeley gets this.

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            True dat.

          • Persistent Demme

            You don’t have Blaque Bloc (or whatever the trouble-making “anarchists” in Berkeley call themselves) there do you?

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            No, but we had plenty of antifa marchers show up. Same idea, different flavor. Them clashing with the alt-right ended up causing most of the problems. Again, neither of those sides were local.

          • Persistent Demme

            Dammit!
            I hope all your town trash cans are safe!

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            The beauty of apartment living: Trash chutes! But yes, the neighbors definitely haven’t left theirs out. The post office even came around and locked closed all the boxes on the outlying streets .

          • They target known liberal towns for a reason. So the left shows up and they provoke them in a fight and then they can say that the left is violent.
            Every time.

          • Bobathonic

            I hope things calm down there soon. Any NAZIs are too many, damned bunch of cowards fearing the world.

          • Bobathonic

            Hi neighbors, greetings from Fredneckburg.

          • No shit? Well how do!
            Lots of us VA wonkers runnin about!

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            Wish I were up there today! Besides, you’re not far from IKEA. I could use an escape into a fake world of pretty things and Swedish meatballs.

          • Bobathonic

            Oh as usual the interstate is f’ed between here and there.

          • Bobathonic

            I was gonna say “or I’d hook up with my friend”, but it just now became “and despite that, I’m heading to Alexandria”. Maybe US1 is okay.

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            I remember one time when the interstate divider grass was on fire in that area. It was like God saying, “I have told you, TIME AND AGAIN, that I hate this area of I-95.”

          • Bobathonic

            One Of Us!

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Fucking Nazi ass-kisser.

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        That he is. When even Cheetoh Jesus condemns something and you won’t? Very telling.

        • Persistent Demme

          Hope it costs him dearly.

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            The Supreme Court needs to deal with that political gerrymandering case, stat. That’s why we have this jerk. Without gerrymandering to protect him, he’s toast.

          • Red Bird

            Good luck with that now that the SCOTUS is leaning right.

    • ltmcdies

      been following this horror online….stay safe and be well.

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        Thanks. Very safe here. The key, I’ve found, is staying inside. Rather let the reporters tell me about it than be in it.

    • Panika MCD

      what music will you be blasting from your window at them?

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        Trying not to draw their attention. I have very breakable, ground floor windows.

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      My husband is a UVA grad and is horrified by what’s going on. Of course, we live in a blue island in North Cackalackie currently, so there are plenty of fascist assholes nearby.

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        Ugh. Keep your head down. UVA is shut down today. Well, has been since midday. So at least they’re trying to contain things there today.

    • Baconzgood

      Oops. That’s bad optics for ol’ Tommy.

    • SadDemInTex

      I’m so upset. This is where I plan to retire to get away from Texas.

    • Red Bird

      Not surprised. It seems that both GOP candidates for this seat were white supremacists. And the district is a gerrymandered district which means this BS is likely to continue.

  • Blender_415

    I know I should take this seriously, but… those “torches.” That’s turning clueless douchebag up past 11, into uncharted territory.

    • Citronellanacht

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Will no one think about the mosquitos?

      • GoutMachine

        First they came for the tiki torches … wait.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          …and they cleared out the fucking Walmart.

      • SnarkON

        OMG YOU ARE A GENIUS

  • Jennifer R
    • Pecker Rider of Pern

      Every time a Nazi’s punched, an angel gets its wings

  • Clyde Barrow

    The Alt-Right is having yet another Victimhood Complex rally?

    Nothing says “White Power!” more than using Polynesian themed Tiki torches.

    • CripesAmighty

      In combination with the polos and khakis it’s just, well…

      “Pool Boy Panzer Division”.

    • miss_grundy

      I guess Home Depot was out of real torches…..

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    At home after a nice day at an airplane museum with my son and friends watching football and following what’s going on in Charlottesville. As a black friend just put it: “Glad the people who adopted me were Dutch.”

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Donald Trump has yet to say two words about the rally, and no one expects him to.

    Don’t worry. The Stepford First Lady said that we need to talk without hate in our hearts, so everything’s fine now.

    • Seamus Romney

      Also too, drugs are really, really bad.

      • NotDarkYet

        “Lots of good things could happen and we also could have a bad solution.” Christ … this is the The President of the United States! My cats express themselves with more depth and subtlety when horfing up a hairball …

        More eloquence follows: “You know what I can say, hopefully it will all work out. Nobody loves a peaceful solution better than President Trump, that I can tell you.” (why does he talk about himself in the third person??)

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      he finally did tweet some empty words…scroll down.

      • GoutMachine

        Is he sorry if people were offended?

        • Violence and hatred are bad, mmkay, we should unite.
          Something tells me he means we should be against the counter protesters.

          • GoutMachine

            Yeah, why can’t those counterprotesters just get over their bigotry and unite with the demonstrators?

          • HorseChestnut

            Why won’t you people just be complicit in your erasure already, jeez!

      • Mehmeisterjr

        His empty words, translated:

        ♫ I’m a chancre-doodle Dandy,
        A chancre-doodle do or die.
        A real-live servant of my Uncle Vlad,
        Borne on the cusp of a lie.

        I’ve a chancre-doodle lady.
        (Tiny pee-whores on the side.)
        Chancre-doodle went to town,
        Fixing an election.
        I am that chancre-doodle boy! ♫

    • miss_grundy

      That’s because these are his people and they are doing what he wants. This is what happens when people don’t get off their duffs on Election day and they allow idiots to vote a racist bigot into the White House.

      • Persistent Demme

        Or if they weaken the Dem candidate, and “protest vote.”

  • Nounverb911
    • GoutMachine

      White supremacist (n.) – whiny loser fuckwad who gets his fee-fees hurt when people deign to believe others are human and have rights.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg
    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      thanks for this, things are pretty ragey in here (for good reason).

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Cute little Fokker.

    • William

      Thanks we need that.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Steve Bannon must be having the first orgam he’s had in years

    • jesterpunk

      Damn he cant even get himself off.

      • Lord Jim

        I haz a confuze. I thought The Mooch said Bannon could suck his own dick.

  • gallbladder

    Will Tomi Lahren be jumping out of a cake for the finale?

    • Nounverb911

      Crickets from her, but there was this a few days ago…
      https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/895423026535186432

      • gallbladder

        Jesus Fucking Christ.

      • SeeTrain65

        That bleach soaked all the way down to the medulla, eh?

      • Guess we women will have to pick up the slack, Tomi! Sorry, might have to cut your nails

        • miss_grundy

          I guess she never heard of Rosie the Riveter. Poor baby!

      • Mehmeisterjr

        She sure knows how to unload a pointless insult using the wrong verb tenses!

    • Rick Hill

      Maybe Tila Tequila

  • Persistent Demme

    Happy Nice Time with the beautiful voice of Leslie Odom Jr.:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReTP6x_sDiM

  • Jennifer R
    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      oh fuckin’ hell.

    • Panika MCD

      oh, fuck. why?

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        Because now it’s not about even the veneer of expression. It’s about maximum damage at minimum range.

        • Panika MCD

          did they drive it into the counter protest?

          • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

            That’s what the AP is reporting.

          • Panika MCD

            where?

          • Jennifer R

            Charlotteville.

          • Panika MCD

            I meant the link. I found it.

          • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

            Just a tweet for now. Looking for linky

            https://twitter.com/AP/status/896429444939878400

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Here we go…

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Homegrown terrorism, anybody?

      • OrG in London

        Just a bunch of lone wolves.

      • Jennifer R

        We defunded the people that investigate that.

    • Picabo
      • Jennifer R

        White nationalist? Really they were waving nazi flags today. You can say Nazi now.

  • Jgb979

    MOMMY no one wants to sponsor our event or rent rooms to us! WHITE GENOCIDE!

    (psssstt. That’s just their freedom of speech to not associate with Nazi dipshits…..Nazi dipshit)

  • ralphteb

    Bit of a sausage fest , so will natural selection solve this problem?

    • redarmyzombie

      Speaking as a gay folk, they can keep their nasty bratwurst…

  • lunar62

    Jason Kessler has a twitter account. It’s surprisingly quiet over there. I think more people should stop by and say hi.

  • HazooToo

    For people who have more moneys than they have ability to leave the house. NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEITHER. Do not money if you can’t afford it, and do not march if it will hurt you or get you fired. https://twitter.com/SaraJBenincasa/status/896372712297218050

  • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist

    So many nazis to be punched, so little time. https://twitter.com/GBRIELGRY/status/823030597249536001

  • Nounverb911

    Lil Marco’s balls are starting to descend….
    https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/896425431284555776

    • Raan

      Well, well, look who finally found his balls.

    • redarmyzombie

      Oh, I’m sure they’ll shrivel back up in 5 minutes or so…

    • Raan

      Also, this looks like the perfect time for my weekly email to his office.

      “Dear Senator Rubio,
      I saw your tweet condemning the violence in Virginia, and I’d like to congratulate you on finding your balls. It would have been nice if you found them a couple of weeks ago during the attempt to replace the ACA, though.

      Now, maybe if some of your fellow Republicans can find theirs, we might get back to something resembling sanity in this country.”

      EDIT: I thought it was Virginia. The statue of Bobby Lee threw me off.

    • Covfefe

      The South is Rising Again.

  • Seamus Romney
  • JJ O’Shaughnessy

    I don’t understand what this blather about “Tiki Torches” is. Who cares
    what kind of torches they were using? It’s almost typically internetian
    to start blathering about the fashion choices of the Fascists rather
    than the fact that there are literal Fascists stomping around doing Nazi
    salutes and chanting “Hail ” I
    mean wtf??? Can we get a sense of whats important here?

    • HorseChestnut

      Making fun of assholes is ALWAYS important.

    • The great Mel Brooks pointed out that when you laugh at them, you take away their power.
      So we laugh at him.
      Also, some of us can know what is important while laughing at the same time. Amazing, I know!

      • Msgr_MΩment

        And Mel Brooks risked his fucking ass clearing land mines laid by Nazis.

    • Juan de Fuca

      I don’t know. Mocking them seems like a better choice than going out and kicking their ass. But I’ve got a family and responsibilities and such so…I’ll stick to mocking them.

      You do you. Analyze them. Fight them. Whatever.

      • I wanna mock AND fight.

        • Juan de Fuca

          Me too, Jen.

          • Let us continue on then, to both mock and fight, despite that some might not think we are doing it right.

          • Lord Jim

            Remember when, during the financial crisis of 2008, McCain wanted to suspend campaigning to rush back to Washington and do…something? And candidate Obama replied “I thought it was part of the qualifications of a President to be able to do more than one thing at a time.”

          • Juan de Fuca

            Why can’t I ever find that old ‘spit and shake on it’ gif from the Little Rascals when I need it the most?

            *Offers up spit handshake with Jen*

    • RMKH

      For my part, JJ, of course I know what’s important here. As others point out below, humor at their expense is one of the peaceful methods we have to point out the inanity and insanity of the fascists. So my apologies if I gave you cause to believe that I wasn’t taking this seriously. If I were in Charlottesville I would be in the streets. But I’m 3000 miles away.

      And also too, this is a snark mob.

    • Lord Jim
    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

      138 comments.

      3/10 very undistinguished, garden variety Concern. “”Hail “” not really an interesting use of bizarre punctuation. Needs more training from his boiler room supervisor.

    • Serai 1

      ———————————————————————>THE POINT
      your tiny little head

    • Covfefe

      I understand that blather about “Tiki Torches.” “Tiki Torches,” when carried by wannabe Nazis, are lame.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    OT but lol-worthy: Some of the crew members of that ship of fools that was chartered to stop asylum seekers…

    …wait for it…

    …sought asylum when the ship stopped in Cyprus.

    • gallbladder

      You can’t make this shit up.

      • Lord Jim

        Are there any actual jobs on comedy anymore? If so, my lazy ass needs to apply, cuz the jokes have been writing themselves for a while now.

  • GoutMachine

    Breaking (AP alert on my phone): “Vehicle plows into group of counter-protesters at a white nationalist rally in Virginia; injuries are unknown.”

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Wait, wait, wait…. How will we fix the both-sides narrative now?

      • GoutMachine

        Liberals own cars?

      • Lord Jim

        The vehicle had the right of way. The counter-protestors were impeding the progress of the entitled white vehicles. Happy now?

        • They were blocking the road!

          • Lord Jim

            Terrorists!

          • Catstro

            NC and TN have tried to make this a law—you can run over protesters blocking the road. I honestly can’t remember if the bills passed, but it was during this last legislative session. Despicable

      • dshwa

        Someeone surely said a mean thing to a Nazi and provoked them. See, both sides.

      • Covfefe

        Well, Jeff Lord, before he got martyred by CNN, reminded us that the KKK is a leftist hate group. https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2016/03/08/no-ku-klux-klan-has-never-ever-been-leftist-organization

    • Atheist

      Jesus :(

      And the alt-right complains about freedom of speech?

      They’re the ones either killing or trying to kill any opposition.

      For fuck sakes.

    • They couldn’t provoke a fight so now they will try and instill fear.

      • Paperless Tiger

        And loathing, don’t forget loathing.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      You own it, Dampnut. You fucking own it.

  • miss_grundy

    So why did the police run away from these morons? They sure don’t do that when black or brown people march. When black and brown people march, the police are waiting for them armed to the teeth in riot gear and willing to beat people up. Why are they letting these asshats get away with their shit?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I think you answered your own question.

    • To be fair, they are not running away from them. They are trying to keep order until it blows over.

    • jowgajen

      That’s just not what I’ve seen in the images and coverage. I see police doing their job, keeping the peace and defending people’s rights of free speech. When it got violent, they shut it down. They are out there in pads and helmets with shields. They brought in the National Guard. We can criticize the PDs that fail at this, like Ferguson. But let’s give credit where credit is due to the VA State Police and City of C’ville Police.

      • Lord Jim

        Fair enough.

    • Jennifer R

      Because the off duty cops are participants in the rally?

  • Nounverb911
    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Wow, that sign says “JEWS ARE SATAN’S CHILDREN”

      America 2017.

      • Atheist

        Horrifying. What the actual fuck!

      • I hope the Jews for Trump are paying attention. Ohhhh Jared

        • therblig

          “don’t worry vanka, you can always switch back after jared’s dead” – DJT, loving father

          • Covfefe

            Also too, Vanka can switch back while Jared’s in prison.

      • Ducksworthy

        They’ll remember they hate the Catholics too, any minute now.

      • Lord Jim

        Amerika.

    • SayItWithWookies

      There’s GOP diversity for you — Nazis and KKK members. The Swastika and the Bonny Blue.

    • Serai 1

      If they really had the courage of their convictions, they’d be trying to beat that cop up. But of course, being the whiny little snowflakes they are, they haven’t the balls.

    • The Wanderer

      Makes you wonder what the officer is thinking – apart from “My back’s to these pissants; if I get shot by one of them I’m gonna be SO pissed off.”

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        He’s probably going over in his head just how far he’s going to go to protect these fuckwads. “Maybe after two bricks? Nah… maybe after four? Mmmm…. nah…”

    • Snopes Shop

      So fckng sad.

    • HogeyeGrex

      When you really, really want to slap someone silly…

  • Michael R
  • Baconzgood

    I’m sure there is an increase on the Charlottesville M4M craiglist postings (because these dudes are so repressed)

    • Most of em are not even from VA

      • Covfefe

        It’s them outside agitators again.

  • Nounverb911
  • SeeTrain65

    Yes, Disqus, now is the perfect time to GO FUCKING SCREWY!

    • amrak63

      Yeah, I’ve been having difficulties with it, too, in the past half-hour or so.

    • Lord Jim

      Diqsuq be cray-cray.

  • William
    • Paperless Tiger

      Payback for Ukraine?

    • therblig

      “You owe me again for this distraction, little orange puppet!” – Vladdie

  • Jennifer R
    • This is what they WANT.
      Scary black man in a mask doing violent thing.
      This is what they fucking want

      Edit though the old white dude with the flower crotch is hilarious XD

      • jowgajen

        He looks like he’s trying to kill one of those flying roaches to me.

        • HorseChestnut

          That’s how Dad did it!

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        i just noticed on the right hand side, there’s the one black guy spitting flame, an old white man, and another black guy (masked).

        I have no idea what actually happened, but be prepared for some crazy opinions on it.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Old man fucking an outsized flower. Nothing to see here.

      • Persistent Demme

        Haters gonna hate.
        (But others will think he’s a hero.)

      • Lord Jim

        While I feel you on that, I also wonder how I might feel if I were a black man looking at some cracker flying the hate colors. I just feel like I’m not in a good position to call this one.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          fair point and well said. I agree.

    • gallbladder

      Fighting ire with fire.

    • William

      shorts and black socks? If that doesn’t deserve some flaming, I don’t know what does. Oh the humanity. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1ad47cfa5e2f161fcd2c08aefe72d8c857e2f786f51f1c5f93000aa36fc34a1e.gif

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      I think that old guy on the right needs to see a urologist.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        I’m glad to see the tradition of sticking a flower in the barrel of a gun is still alive

    • jowgajen

      Look what the steps say where Pasty McFascistFace is standing.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        nice catch – that photo is full of stuff.

    • Raan

      I like how the guy with the spray can flamethrower is just completely passionless.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      I guess the camo pants didn’t work for some reason.

    • Persistent Demme

      What a bad ass!
      Love the stance and coolness!

      I hope the guy with the spray can is OK.
      Burn units are full of people that have things explode in their hands like spray cans and charcoal lighter fluid.
      (Friend of mine was a burn unit nurse.)

  • Ducksworthy

    Nuremberg?

  • Nounverb911

    Doonie seems upset that Spencer got arrested.
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/896431205549318144

    • SayItWithWookies

      Oh — they’re finally arresting Nazis. It’s about fucking time.

    • Panika MCD

      it’s a little more than “sad!”

      • Lord Jim

        Trump’s storehouse of “good words” (which he learned at Wharton!) apparently is sorely lacking in eloquent and evocative descriptors.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Sad? That’s the BEST he can come up with?

      • Rick Hill

        Sad that he can’t cheer on the guys he lervs.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Incredibly limited vocabulary. The best limited vocabulary. Bigly unbelievable, believe me. Sad.

        OT – Disqus is even worse than usual today. I can’t post a new message after the first one today, only reply to others.

  • jesterpunk
  • Blender_415

    Sorry, still can’t get over the “torches” thing. It’s like they raided a Better Homes & Gardens stock photo back yard set from the 1990s.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      I hope they were citronella torches. The skeeters can get pretty bad on warm evenings.

  • Panika MCD

    gotta head to the Pink Dome. the TX Senate already cut the good school finance bill from $1.8 billion to $311 million and sent most of the funding to charter school facilities. on the floor it is rumored that they will attach school vouchers and the bathroom bill. so the good school finance bill is going to end the same way it did during the regular session: the TX Senate’s mutilations will get a big “HELL. NO.” from the TX House in the form of them refusing to concur or name conferees. but at least the chambers are on the 2nd floor so there will be no Model T plowing into anything.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Oh, good lord. This sort of chicanery makes my teeth grind.

      • Panika MCD

        you should check out what they’ve done to Austin ISD taxes with recapture.

        • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

          Oh, recapture is insidious. We get something similar whenever the southern end of the state gets pissy about something (like right now, Clark County is trying to argue that all pot revenue collected there should stay there rather than be distributed through the state funding system as agreed to in the legislation).
          Sometimes I really think certain “must pass” spending bills should not be permitted to be amended from the floor because of the shenanigans that get pulled. But then I remember doing something like that has its own problems.

          • Panika MCD

            I don’t have a huge problem with redistribution, but Austin ISD contributes 25% of the recapture money, it’s over 40% of our AISD property taxes, it’s gone from $355 to $1,378 since 2014 for a median family and it’s 119% what our city property taxes are. but Dannie Goeb assures us that it’s all the city’s fault.

          • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

            That’s a familiar refrain.

          • Panika MCD

            well, $355 seems fair. going up over $1K in 5 years when we’ve had it since the early 90s is what is excessive.

  • Rick Hill

    I know everyone is looking for a valid reason to hate Ben Stein. None in sight but we can continue looking.
    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/i-dont-see-any-reason-to-hold-back-watch-ben-stein-call-for-nuclear-action-in-north-korea/

    • These guys are psychopaths,” Stein began
      He’s talkin about Trump, right?

      • Rick Hill

        I wonder if they would show a little concern if they were told that disrupting the economy in that part of the world would mean their stock portfolios would take a hit?

      • Atheist

        Exactly… exactly.

    • MizzMazz

      I can hate Ben Stein just fine for pushing creationism. This is just the shit cherry on the shit sundae.

    • The Wanderer

      I think I started hating Ben Stein because of his idiotic monotone voice. Screw his pelvis to a cake stand (of votes).

    • HazooToo

      MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO WILL DIE IN CHINA, SOUTH KOREA, JAPAN, AND AMERICA ARE NOT A REASON TO HOLD BACK?!

  • Apple Scruff

    This literally could pass for a joke tweet written by the Onion. SAD!

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/896431205549318144

    • This is not real. THIS CANNOT BE REAL

      • Apple Scruff

        Brags about so-called accomplishment, too.

        I need to start drinking early today.

        • Lord Jim

          Grey Goose has some cocktail recipes on their website that look absolutely delish. May I recommend a Le Grand Fizz?

          • foiled again

            I’d switch to Taaka if I were you- more for less.

          • Lord Jim

            Vodka Only review has a different opinion.

          • foiled again

            I drink to a price.

        • foiled again

          I need to start not stopping drinking.

    • gallbladder

      Apex apathy.

      • Lord Jim

        Peak derp.

        • amrak63

          I fear there is no peak derp.

          • Lord Jim

            I fear you’re right. :/

      • therblig

        apex apathy as he apes empathy

    • ltmcdies

      I don’t know what’s worst …when he has nothing to say about an event or has something to say.

    • therblig

      it’s ok trumpy, wilbur adopted charlotte’s babies.

    • Persistent Demme

      V.A. Is that the Veteran’s Administration?
      Did the idiot mean to say VA?
      (I can never tell.)

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Well and now there’s this going on here, too. Sigh.
    https://twitter.com/RealAlexRubi/status/896424627630743554

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      “Protesters try to chase down #UniteTheRight caravan”

      guys, I feel y our righteous fury, but let the cops do their jobs. Write down license plates and take photos.

      • Jennifer R

        The police know who they are, because the police are part of unite the right.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          i doubt a few of the black cops I’ve seen pictures of are.

        • miss_grundy

          The police are going to do shite to those people. But if they were black and brown, they would be on them in a New York minute.

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        Yeah. They’re probably not from here.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Good thing I get my news here. MSNBC is just now reporting the vehicle being driven into the crowd, 16 minutes after I learned about it here.

    • yyyaz

      Still hasn’t appeared on CNN.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        not on their website either, which is what i use.

        MSNBC’s website is almost entirely video, so I read thins at CNn.com

      • Msgr_MΩment

        They’re busy contacting the Klan to get the opposing viewpoint.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Don’t imagine it will appear on CNN, they’re busy both-sidesing with scary antifa comments.

    • Jennifer R

      Mom and Pop blogs are better for you and better for the economy.

  • Incoming Ham
  • Baconzgood

    That is a target rich environment for Baconzgood’s patented cock punch*

    *patten pending

    • jesterpunk

      One problem with that, there is no evidence they have a cock to punch.

    • Lord Jim

      Do you do licensing for that patented cockpunch?

      • Baconzgood

        I only exercise the patent if douche bags use it.

  • yyyaz

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40912509
    Great opening shot in the top video of a Nazi landing a mean right cross to the face of a female protester. This is where we are while Twitler tweets “peace, love, come together, no hate, no hate, you’re the hate!”

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    “Baked Alaska” should put down the bong for a while, to see if this all makes sense when he’s NOT baked.

    • The Green Bastard

      It ain’t the weed, man.

  • Nounverb911
    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      ah, actual, a literal nazi apologist.

      At least it’s out there no.

    • Pardon his french? REALLY?

      • redarmyzombie

        Pardon his Vichy.

        • Paul

          Oh. That was PERFECT!!!!

          • redarmyzombie

            *bows*

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      OK, so swearing = bad, but the rest of that content is fine? OK.

      • Jamoche

        Oh, sure. And the worst thing about the pussy grab clip was that people kept quoting it verbatim.

      • HogeyeGrex

        Sort of like how the vagina is pixellated out on “tubgirl.” Yeah. That’s the offensive thing.

    • Covfefe

      Glad someone is gassing them.

    • foiled again

      Pardon his German, he meant.

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    Well, a vehicle has just plowed into a group of counter-protestors in Charlottesville. Can we just stop talking about the violence on the left?

    • Granny Sprinkles

      Nope.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        I know, stupid question.

    • Blackest Noobs
      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Thanks for the video, you’re a lifesaver, as usual.

        • Blackest Noobs

          cbs news also got this story up on the web too.
          thank you for pointing this shit out.

    • Blackest Noobs

      though i will say…people outside of Cville tend to not know better…i.e. pedestrians have the right of way…i.e. you stop your fucking car and let people pass…it’s the fucking law.

      now add in all those people and it just makes it worse.

  • foiled again

    I look at these pieces of ambulatory sewage and among the things that occur to me is, this is a very high concentration of jerks wa-a-ay behind on their child-support payments.

    • HorseChestnut

      Supporting your progeny is misandry.

  • Lizzietish81

    The Donald is golfing, he isn’t going to say two words about anything

    • Incoming Ham

      Note the absence of context – who is doing what to who?
      https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/896420822780444672

      • Lizzietish81

        Sounds like a bot message.

        • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

          Then he said it was “sad”, especially since it detracts from all the stuff he was gonna blather on TV about later.

        • gallbladder

          From a bot president.

      • SayItWithWookies

        Appeasing the press who wonder why he didn’t say anything, while at the same time not condemning the Nazis — and in fact letting them believe he’s condemning violence against them. Typical fascist bullshit.

      • ariel_gee_398

        Generally, Donnie, people unite behind leaders. So, you cut out the violent rhetoric first and let’s see how that goes.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      he did say two words- not much more though

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Yeah, he basically just sent ‘thoughts and prayers’.

  • Picabo
  • Atheist

    Is anyone else confused? I mean, didn’t we already have this conversation in grade school where we learned that slavery and discrimination is bad because it hurts people?

    What the actual fuck, America?

    What. The. Actual. Fuck.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Prolly all the Nazi propaganda, oh, I mean right wing media.

      • amrak63

        But you repeat yourself.

  • CO
    • gallbladder

      Jesus fuck.

    • SayItWithWookies

      This is what happens when you think of other people as less than human. Supremacy of one group over another always leads to “Oh, that means I have the right to kill and main the lesser people.” Justifying violence is always the end result of Nazi rhetoric, regardless of how couched or qualified it might be. Make no mistake — the silence of Republican leaders as their party has been appropriated over the past few decades by Nazis and Klansmen makes this shit inevitable.

    • ltmcdies

      I’m sure it’s just their “economic anxiety” getting the better of them

      • Lord Jim

        They’re basically decent folks. Joe Biden said so.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Holy fucking shit.

      Also, what Wookies said.

    • I was afraid for my life in 3….2….

    • CripesAmighty

      The perp car is a silver Dodge Challenger. He backed out and took off.

      • gallbladder

        How courageous, you know, with tinted windows and all.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Official vehicle of the USAmerican knucklehead. You could have called it in advance.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      jeebus christ

    • Belasaurius

      Mr. Mercedes did it better

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    FINALLY the US Representative for Charlottesville has decided to speak up…to FOX News. This will be his first statement AT ALL about this event. He hasn’t condemned the planning of this in his district. He still hasn’t condemned what has happened here today. Nope. Gotta get his face on FOX before saying anything at all. https://twitter.com/GarrettforVA/status/896431866936471552

  • CogitoErgoBibo
    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Wait, the driver backed up and then rammed them again?

      At minimum, they need to be cuffed and held on ADW. More likely, let’s start talking attempted murder with enhancements.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        the video CO shows below doesn’t show him ramming again, he rams once and backs out of there.

    • These assholes are exactly like the ISIS sympathizing terrorists they claim to oppose.

    • BosGrl

      Oh dear God. Thinking good thoughts for Mary and Caroline!

      • Juan de Fuca

        Agreed. Positive thoughts…

    • HazooToo

      This is kind of closing the barn door after the horses bolt, but guys, pay attention to your surroundings when you go out there. Listen to the sounds beneath the chants. It can be really hard to hear, but if you do pick up vehicle noises, get the hell out of the street and into shelter. If people with weapons arrive near you, don’t wait. Leave that area immediately. Please protect yourselves in any and every way you can.

    • Juan de Fuca

      Five bucks says that Jim Hoft is already speculating it was a Syrian refugee or someone who once posted something positive about Bernie Sanders on Facebook that one time.

    • Bobathonic

      Sickening.

      Can I assume the driver was chanting “Allahu akbar”?
      /s

  • Ducksworthy

    Note to Jhon McCain, Lindsay Graham et al.: The first thing the Nazis did when they took over in Austria and Hungary was to round up all the old timey responsible conservatives and exterminate them because they saw them as a legitimate threat. You might want to think about what your party has done.

    • therblig

      i think they each have other liabilities on the nazi undesirables scale.

    • Incoming Ham

      Other than Orrin Hatch, where the hell is congress?

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    • Serai 1

      Fun OT fact: One of the first groups of people to get murdered by the Nazis were doctors who provided abortions.

      Just sayin’.

    • yyyaz

      Don’t forget the Yertle. Never forget the Yertle.

    • Conversely: the first thing old-timey responsible conservatives in Germany did when Nazis gained power was cynically prop them up, assuming they could work their nutbag leader with the bad hair like a puppet. How did that work out?

  • Jennifer R

    Baked Alaska crying about his macing.
    https://twitter.com/JentotheDen/status/896411015612682240

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    I say this a lot lately, but I have never been more ashamed to be a white dude. smh.

  • Incoming Ham

    Awesome optics for the rest of the world – especially NK.

    • Which is their goal. See how violent the rhetoric has become? Time to unite behind the president for the good of America!

      • Incoming Ham

        You may have something there.

      • Paperless Tiger

        Only the president is the main source of the violent rhetoric.

    • BadKitty904

      Thanks, GOP!!1!

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    Now about that NSC memo about Civil War.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Interesting that this all started with an announcement they were going to remove a Robert E. Lee Statute from the grounds.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        i said earlier today i thought today would end fine (i admit to being wrong) so as not to be accused of hyperbole, but honestly, when I thought about how a new civil war would start, i imagined something like today.

      • I say the counter protesters go rip it down right fucking now

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          That would be awesome, wouldn’t it?

    • Sean McLaren

      and the recent NRA videos that stoke exactly this.

      • gallbladder

        Dana Lowlife.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        There ya go! This is, in fact, a direct result of that.

  • Nounverb911
    • Serai 1

      That’s terrible. If you’re going to write a limerick, write a LIMERICK.

      This POTUS should now be ashamed
      Of his rhetoric that’s fully to blame
      For opening the spigots
      Which loosed all the bigots
      Who are marching and chanting his name.

      Poetry ain’t for posers.

  • BadKitty904
  • CogitoErgoBibo

    More on the car running into crowd here in Charlottesville.
    https://twitter.com/CvilleCityHall/status/896435533802606592

  • Picabo
  • Msgr_MΩment

    Has Trump called up the C-ville mayor yet to congratulate him/her on the increased publicity?

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    Has anyone figured out a way to blame this on Obama?

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      It’s only 2pm EDT. Give them another hour or so.

      • gallbladder

        The Heritage Foundation should have the talking points ready by then.

    • OrG in London

      Most divisive preznit ever!

      • Sean McLaren

        yeah, I’ve seen this argument all over Twitter this afternoon

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      He is a President Of Color, after all, isn’t that blame enough? You think driving while black is bad? Try presidenting while black.

    • Canned Covfefe

      “…a way…”.
      As if theres only 1?

  • BadKitty904
    • BosGrl

      100 years in the future, someone logs into the 22nd century’s version of Ancestry.com, looks up their ancestors, and weeps.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Worst part? They’re ancestors on both sides of the tree.

      • Rags

        Or employers check facial recognition software and tag their potential hire giving the Nazi salute at this rally.

    • jesterpunk

      Is that Mike Huckabee’s family photo?

      • Persistent Demme

        Ha, ha!
        Needs moar fat and dog-killing.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          And matching striped hoods.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Am I bad because I assume that’s all beer, booze, and pork rinds?

      • BadKitty904

        “Assume”?

  • Picabo
  • gallbladder

    I can only imagine what the streets of Charlottesville are going to look like tonight.

    • Atheist

      Oh lord. I hope everyone stays safe today/tonight. :(

  • Blackest Noobs

    i wonder if Trump will comment how this event increased C-Ville’s tourism?

    and where do Nazis go to eat when on the Downtown Mall? Miller’s Bar?

    do you think they used the free trolley ride back the UVA campus or is that too fucking socialist for them? wait? aren’t they national socialists? what gives?

    • Belasaurius

      that’s a nice trolley system

      • Blackest Noobs

        it is. when i lived there…was sooo awesome.

        just one of the things i miss about C-ville.

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        I love the trolley. There’s never any parking at The Corner. It’s a perfect way to go.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      If some lunch counter refuses to serve them, how are we supposed to feel?
      Not bad, I think: They chose to be Nazis.

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Large group of Virginia State Police walking to the site of the car vs. pedestrian incident here. https://twitter.com/seantubbs/status/896435904117604356

    • harryr

      Walking? not running to the scene of a terrorist incident? Why not?

  • Belasaurius

    what kind of white people nonsense is this?

    • BosGrl

      I’m with Robyn. I’m Sicilian. I have no idea what this crap is.

  • ltmcdies

    I know this Rick Wilson is a Republican and all but …damn

    https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/896405732748349440

    • BosGrl

      There are still Rs that aren’t white supremacists, but if they have not been on TV and social media decrying this since the Tea Party organized, they should just shut up.

      • yyyaz

        Share the sentiment but Rick Wilson apparently had an epiphany sometime around inauguration day and has been very cogently a voice of reason on MSNBC panels ever since, so I give him a pass.

        • BosGrl

          Certainly his view is a welcome change from the “cumbaya” tweets of everyone else.

      • DainBramage

        You got it. Like ZEGS Ryan, who would just like to kill us all by spreadsheet. So civilized.

      • Michael Flynn

        I actually believe it’s accurate to say there a still many, many Rs who aren’t white supremacists, not just a handful, but they will not speak out because they’ll lose there voting base and campaign support. Which is nevertheless a shitty excuse, and their unwillingness to condemn what the clearly know is evil makes them complicit to this evil, and just as guilty as the scumbag driving his car into the crowd.

        • BosGrl

          We know that not all Germans spied and tattled on their neighbors or participated in terrorism against Jews during the ’20s and ’30s but the silence of those who did nothing allowed those neighbors to be murdered. And they were in fear for their own families, but still… People who live in 21st century America do not have even that excuse. You are right; they are complicit.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Donnie Two Scoops to speak in about 35 minutes. This is your 35 minute warning.

    • Atheist

      Oh great. I expect victim blaming.

    • Nounverb911

      Is he planning on condemning the police for arresting Spenser?

      • epazote

        Did the cops protect Spencer’s head when loading him into the car (like the Predisent advised NOT to do) ?

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      Oh god. Based on his handling of North Korea, I just know he’ll say something to ratchet up the violence here.

    • leemoder

      Either it’s going to be a hot mess or his eyes will never leave the script.

      • Sean McLaren

        ^ pretty much every Trump speech ever

    • jesterpunk

      How will he blame Obama and/ or Hillary for this?

      • Paperless Tiger

        I inherited a mess …

        • jowgajen

          They were so divisive.

          • jesterpunk

            Hillary’s emails!!!! BENGHAZI!!!

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          “I won in Charlottesville by a landslide. Biggest margin ever.” They love me in Charlottesville. Except for those illegals.”

    • yyyaz

      Looking forward to not hearing his ugly monotone as he tries to stick to the platitudes on his teleprompter.

      • redarmyzombie

        How long do you think it will take him to start talking about his electoral college victory?

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          My money’s on the second sentence.

    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

      “Cut it out!”

  • Nounverb911
    • yyyaz

      Betty is en fuego these days.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        She has been given a lot of fuel. She keeps getting better.

  • Nounverb911
    • CogitoErgoBibo

      That or don’t talk about it at all. The method of the VA-05 representative for Charlottesville. I hate that asshole. Doesn’t even pretend that he cares about us unless we’re Republican.

    • CripesAmighty

      Velveeta pap.

      • (((fka_donnie_d)))

        Smeared Velveeta pap.

    • Persistent Demme

      Oh yes, Trumpence!
      Cause you’re allllllllll about unity.
      *mother of all eyerolls*

    • Christopher Story

      Wow. I’ve read more inspirational fortune cookies and refrigerator magnets

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      “oppose those seeking to divide us”
      Christ. I need a drink.

  • Nounverb911
    • jesterpunk

      He will call the mayor later to brag how famous the city is.

      • jowgajen

        Hard to upfist, but you deserve it.

      • GoutMachine

        It’ll be so good for tourism!

      • BosGrl

        Or by how many votes he won there.

  • BadKitty904
  • Atheist

    But let me guess.

    None of the alt-right white supremacists “mean” what they say and do, they’re just trolling people for being politically correct and bucking the status quo… right?

    RIGHT?

    :/

    • BadKitty904
      • Christopher Story

        Thank you! I was looking for this very image all morning!

        • BadKitty904

          Spread it around, spread it around…

    • Sean McLaren

      I officially renounce any complaints I had during the era when people “ironically” liking things they clearly actually liked were roller skaters.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Michael Tracey and his goons are feverishly posting blackmail on their kek and rose accounts warning everyone on twitter that making them feel bad in any way makes you responsible for all the blood they’re willing to spill.

      • HogeyeGrex

        Ah, the Party of Personal Responsibility.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Give the fucker this. He’s definitely pure something.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Yeah, they’re only kidding, you mad bro? :/

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • Belasaurius

      They already figured out how to test tube babies #boysfrombrazil

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Is there some rule that for every immigrant they have to deport a white nationalist? If there isn’t, there should be.

      • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

        Win-win.

      • Parakeetist

        Yes.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      One of their biggest delusions is that they’re worth replacing at all.

      • handyhippie65

        as long as they as replaced with reasonable people, i’m all for it.

  • AJ Milne

    For serious, I think everyone’s better off if Trump says as little as possible about this…

    As I figure, like everything else, the more he touches it, the more he’s gonna make things worse.

    So can someone he hates _please_ keep him good and trolled about something completely unrelated to this for the next little while? At least until the tiki torches run outta citronella?

    Rosie O’Donnell? Your country needs you.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    One of the people I follow on FB:

    “White nationalists fighting Antifa? Seems like a win-win to me.”

    And with that, I’m out for a bit. I can’t afford the medical or repair bills for punching a hole through my monitor.

    • Atheist

      Oh god :( time to unfollow someone.

      Seriously. There is no comparison. The Right has been stoking violent speech since forever.

    • Jennifer R

      It’s not a difference of opinion, it’s a difference of values.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        No shit! What the hell is wrong with people?

      • Damian L

        Or a lack thereof.

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      literally, it’s called antifa. They wouldnt show up if not for those assholes.

  • BadKitty904
  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    They’re reporting nine people have been hit and the photos are “too graphic” to report right now. Shit!

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      I’m not hearing that from local sources. More like 3 or 4. Not that even 1 person is good. But it’s not 9. Hoping that’s the case.

      • Picabo

        I’m hearing 9 from the Daily Progress Twitter.

        • CogitoErgoBibo

          Haven’t seen them saying 9 people. Saw them saying 3 cars involved.

        • CogitoErgoBibo

          Never mind. I just saw the video. If it’s ONLY 9 it’s a miracle.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Nine down, from the videos. How many are injured, and how badly, is a different thing.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Just said nine on MSNBC, not sure how correct that is, but I am hoping it’s far less.

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    Time to queue up that insipid Lee Greewood song!

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Point of clarification:
    Daenerys was not a dragon; she was the Mother of Dragons.
    Trump might not be a Nazi, but he’s the Mother of Nazis.

    • GoutMachine

      Khaleesi libelz!

    • Serai 1

      MOTHER LIBELZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      No fucking way. This shit came out of a crowd of DICKS, thank you. Leave our uteri out of it.

    • Raan

      I barely understand this reference.

    • amrak63

      Trump is only a mother in the pejorative sense of the word which is best known for being used in the ghetto.

  • Nounverb911
  • shoeflyin

    https://youtu.be/ZTT1qUswYL0

    I hate Illinois Nazis…well actually Nazis in general

  • Jennifer R

    Welp, I found a video of the automotive assault, and holy shit the car is just RACING down a narrow alley at protesters who can’t dodge.

    • Incoming Ham

      Estimate was 40 mph.

      • Jennifer R

        I believe it. Mother fucker was hurtling down the alley.

    • GoutMachine

      Holy Jesus.

      • Atheist

        I am speechless.

        No words for this :(

    • BadKitty904

      “Attempted murder”.

      • DainBramage

        I hope they catch the guy and that is the charge.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          MULTIPLE charges of attempted murder.

      • OutOfOrbit

        some peeps want to make it legal to run down protesters

      • Catstro

        Please let it remain “attempted”

      • OrG in London

        Hopefully only “attempted”.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Many, many counts; each good for 5 years.

    • GoutMachine

      On NBC now. I see blood on a car hood and windshield.

    • The Wanderer

      And recall that several states are contemplating laws to make it legal to “accidentally” plow your car into a group of protesters.

    • ltmcdies

      yeh that was no “wrong turn”

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Was someone trying to run down the Nazis, or the counter protestors?

      • amrak63

        I would guess the latter.

      • Catstro

        counter protesters

      • redarmyzombie

        It is my understanding they were targeting the counter protesters.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          I should have guessed.

    • Cinder Biscuits
  • BadKitty904
    • amrak63

      Your “master race”, ladies and gentlemen. *rolls eyes*

  • gallbladder

    Last night I dreamed that I was getting drunk with Hillary Clinton and she was hitting on me. I think I might go back to bed for a while.

    What a fucking day.

    • Snopes Shop

      I’ve had similar dreams about Obama

      • redarmyzombie

        I had a dream once that Obama was a spy hunting down terrorists, snipers, and enemy agents.

        Naturally, I woke up very aroused that morning.

    • jowgajen

      Powerful, intelligent women are sexy.

      • gallbladder

        R’Amen.

      • Rags

        Wonder Woman ruulz! Please!!!

  • DerrickWildcat

    White people need to be profiled.

  • Nounverb911
    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Protest marches and the First Amendment.
      Compare and contrast.

    • jowgajen

      What I love about this photo, is that there are a ton of white people in this crowd. It’s mostly white back there in fact. So here we see the embodiment of leadership, the leadership of black men and women from the past, present and future who ask/ed us to walk towards justice.

      • Sedagive ’em Hell

        Amen.

  • Parakeetist

    Ha ha, they got their Port-a-johns cancelled. They can’t even pee!

    https://youtu.be/5sp3dIyNA2A

    • SeeTrain65

      They’re used to pissing themselves.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      As full of shit as they are, this is a serious problem.

  • Carpe Vagenda
  • The Wanderer

    The Governor and Mayor should have detained the rightist assholes like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wa4U6TQlNI

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • GoutMachine

      I’m shocked at their restraint. I was envisioning “Counter-protesters get in the way of traffic”

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        IKR?

    • SeeTrain65

      Nice of them to finally notice.

  • Nounverb911
  • BadKitty904

    To quote J. K. Rowling: “Hell of a day for the President to forget how to tweet.

  • Persistent Demme

    I repeat:
    SQUIRREL!
    One word from Mueller would wipe this and North Korea off the front page.
    (Do it, Bob!)

    • HazooToo

      This isn’t a squirrel. I’ve said this other places, now I’m saying it here. This. Is. Important. This is not a distraction.

      • Persistent Demme

        I agree.
        This is important.
        Not saying this isn’t serious, or not important, or a simple distraction.
        However, we will not let ANYTHING make us forget that the Traitor-in-Chief is being investigated.

        • HazooToo

          Of course we won’t. Or that the DCCC wants to fuck women, or that Gorka is still in the WH doing fuck knows what, or that Trump is threatening nuclear war, or that Russia is still trying to fuck with our cyber security, or anything else that’s happened in the last two years. But right now, Mueller is working. We’ll all know right away when he gets something done. And we’ll be there to support him and spread the news. But he isn’t ready yet, and standing by the oven peeking in at the turkey doesn’t make it roast any faster.

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    OMG. This is horrifying. If it’s only 9 people injured, that would be a major miracle.
    https://twitter.com/brennanmgilmore/status/896434516260212737

    • BadKitty904

      This was attempted murder.

    • GoutMachine

      That is precisely what it is.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Did they get him?

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        Don’t know.

    • GoutMachine

      Washington post saying at least 6 people struck.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Watching this on MSNBC right now, That’s quite a bit of blood.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      It can’t be terrorism if it was done by a white guy

  • Nephilim

    GOP and conservative pundits claim these nationalists don’t claim to be Republican or conservative. The march’s title, #UniteTheRight rally, makes it clear who they identify with. If Trump really wants to unite this country, he needs to be clear he is against this white nationalist terrorist movement he inspired.

    • OutOfOrbit

      he wants to “unite” all right–unite all the white males, period!

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos
  • Aaron Wise

    BREAKING: TERRORISTS ATTACK CHARLOTTESVILLE

    Terrorists are using automobiles to mow down Americans.

    Stay tuned.

  • BadKitty904
    • goingohm

      Is there some reason you won’t use the words “canine terrorism?”

  • ltmcdies

    anyone want positive and uplifting tweet

    https://twitter.com/J4CKMULL/status/896025941721444353

    • Canned Covfefe

      Just wow…
      Thank you.

  • FukuiSanYesOta

    Free Republic has got to the bottom of all this

    “All these young, enthusiastic confederates? I CALL FALSE FLAG. Don’t buy it.”

    Also, Soros started it.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      ah, eventually it was going to be said.

      • yyyaz

        And it will be repeated ad nauseum because obviously not CNN “fake news” or “failing NY Times.”

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Man, fuck the freepers, I paid my dues dealing with them while working for FreeDem during the Gore campaign. What a pack of loons!

    • OrG in London

      So, failure.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      speaking of which, I wandered over to InfoWars (cause I hate myself) and saw this:
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/788cde0cb4dc5788a4edd31013f4eae24fb8846c4f3e0bad09a5ef871bbfe85e.png

      I did maybe 30 seconds of it, but we he starts with “remember wikileaks”, I knew it would be bad. His theory is HRC and hacked emails show the democrats were losing POC because they were “getting into the free market” and so lean on culture wars.

      NOT LISTENING TO ANYMORE.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      THE JOOS!!11!

  • BadKitty904
    • yyyaz

      And from 2006, no less.

    • Blackest Noobs

      BOOM…there it is.

  • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

    I wear khakis to work because they don’t allow jeans nor pay me enough to buy suits. #notallkhakis

    • Covfefe

      I used to wear khakis to work myself. But I was in the US Army, which was a successor to the Union Army.

    • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

      To clarify, I have never tucked in a polo, though.

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Okay, in theory they have the driver of the car in custody. I sure as hell hope so.
    https://twitter.com/JDeanSeal/status/896440006163791872

    • Blackest Noobs

      so wait the cops didn’t fucking shoot him dead with like a million bullets?

      was it because he’s white guy?

      is he a white guy?

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        I can only presume it’s an economically insecure white dude. Sigh. Go home all you assholes! Not you guys. The asswipes invading my city.

        • Blackest Noobs

          yeah…these people…they aint C-ville.

          • Catstro

            If it’s like last time, a lot of them aren’t even from VA. Apologies from NC for sending these cockroaches your way.

            Though to be fair, one of our states has a giant confederate flag greeting visitors at the state line and it’s not NC. Not on 220 anyway. Makes me feel ill whenever I pass it.

    • OutOfOrbit

      if the guy ain’t white they mean to frame somebody for this

    • gallbladder

      The blood stains and tissue fragments ought to tip them off.

      • Blackest Noobs

        and the broke-ass front bumper too.

    • Serai 1

      They caught him? AWESOME.

      So now we’re going to see what’s done with the first murderer to kill someone SPECIFICALLY because of this bullshit.

      • Blackest Noobs

        i say no prison sentence…just remove his penis.

        • SeeTrain65

          Sure he’s got one? That might be his problem.

          • Blackest Noobs

            it’s there…just really really really small.

        • OutOfOrbit

          he donut need his hands and feet anymore

        • handyhippie65

          and choke him with it.

    • Juan de Fuca

      Gitmo’s still open isn’t it?

    • SeeTrain65

      The PoPo gave this guy tons more consideration than he did for those 9 protestors.

    • Suttree

      Looks like the same car. A Dodge Challenger I believe.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Oh, and don’t protect his head when you shove his ass into the squad car.

  • Maybe

    We’re not trying to replace you, guys. We’re trying to get you to shut up and go away. We much prefer emptiness to you.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Future riot police will fire THC gas into unruly crowds, rather than pepper spray.

    • GoutMachine

      If only. And hey, it’d be good for the local economy. Taco Bell would need to staff up.

      • Belasaurius

        I need 200 tacos to go!

  • Nounverb911
    • Marla

      No Turtle boy, trying to loot the Dept of Treasury is.

    • TJ Barke

      Fuck you, Mitch, those rabid dogs belong to you.

    • BadKitty904

      No, Mitch, you have actively encouraged and condoned their actions.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Hey, we agree, it doesn’t reflect American values. But it sure reflects Republican values.

    • Stulexington

      You built this.

    • ltmcdies

      Too little and too late, Mr. I’m keeping Obama to One Term McConnell

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      the sternly worded tweet

    • SeeTrain65

      Don’t turn your back on your constituents now, Mitch!

    • JustDon’tSayDignity

      STFU, turtle-boy. This is your creation. You get in there and manage it right now, or fucking resign. Either way is, at best, a good first step.

    • harryr

      And I note that he cannot bring himself to name theb haters and bigots. Probably because he still wants their votes next time round

    • Pisto75666

      I beg to differ Senator. I’ve seen my country in action, especially since November and I think it DOES reflect American values. At least a large majority of Americans anyway.

  • GreenGoldSharpie

    Whomever ran those people over needs to be fucking beaten to death (with votes).

    Seriously, who didn’t see this shit boiling over into this? 3.5 more fucking years to go.

    • GreenGoldSharpie

      Yeah, I added with votes. ;-)

      • redarmyzombie

        At this rate, I think my whole day may need (with votes)…

  • DerrickWildcat

    I’m afraid that this will spillover into Europe.

    • ltmcdies

      I’m afraid it will spill over into Canada…..

      • DerrickWildcat

        I’m not sure about Canada. They have a sensible, thoughtful President. I also think Canadians as a whole are sensible and thoughtful. Except for the Hockey thing. Cognitive dissonance thing.

        • Serai 1

          They have a sensible, thoughtful Prime Minister.

          • DerrickWildcat

            Ok, Alright.

        • Ωbjectifier

          And all that fucking mayonnaise!

        • ltmcdies

          I’m sorry to have to correct you but we have a Prime Minister…as for us being sensible…….we got our skeletons. We ain’t perfect…

          h

        • Rags

          and their PM!

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        I wish Canada would send in peacekeeping troops. And teachers.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      In some Eastern European countries maybe. Not in the west. We’ve learned our lesson.

      • TJ Barke

        Don’t count your chickens…

        • amrak63

          I hope RD is correct, but I fear TJ may be. The European neo-Ratzi snakes may simply not feel safe enough to emerge from under their rocks yet.

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          I have no idea what that means.

          • TJ Barke

            Don’t count your chickens, before they hatch. Means don’t make assumptions.

          • VirginiaWackelpudding

            They will keep their hate hidden until they feel safe to show it.

      • DerrickWildcat

        I hope so. I’ve spent a lot of the morning telling Nazi Brits to come over so I can curb stomp them.

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          Oh when speaking of the west for some reason I never include Britain since Brexit.

          • DerrickWildcat

            It’s the Brexit bastards that are pro-Trump and they are yakking up a storm about Charlotte.

    • OrG in London

      Don’t know about all of Europe, but everyone I’ve spoken to thinks tRump is a whack job and what the fuck is wrong with Americans.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        How was your Amsterdam stay?

        • OrG in London

          Too short.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            So good times?

          • OrG in London

            Yeah,we love it in Amsterdam. Kinda crowded this time of year. But always good times.

  • BadKitty904
    • ltmcdies

      SING IT , SIST’A

    • OutOfOrbit

      Wonk is way ahead of you George

  • Marla

    Awww, the white, entitled, middle-aged pot-bellied male whose mothers and wives (but mainly mothers) still shop for them at Target. Looks like all you need to make the world know you have a small dick, no friends, and haven’t been to a dentist in years is a membership at Home Depot and a baseball cap. Was Chipoltes closed?

    Yes, “White Power” motherfuckers, because they’re so oppressed they still can’t say it at the welfare office.

    • GoutMachine

      Not to mention demonstrating all that white supremacy! These fine specimens of the species.

  • Nounverb911
  • Picabo
    • ltmcdies

      I swear, Wonkette, I get the news quicker here than do anywhere

      • FukuiSanYesOta

        Yeah, totally.

        CNN just showed a video of that car. When they announced it, I wondered “which one? I’ve seen several now”

        CNN also don’t know the guy is caught yet.

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        I don’t have cable, so I come here and invariably get more up to the minute info from the wonketariat.

      • Rags

        This. It’s why I spend time here. I don’t have to suffer through the insufferable media out there.

    • GoutMachine

      Washington Post: “BREAKING NEWS, 2:33 p.m. At least six pedestrians were struck in a crash involving multiple vehicles in Charlottesville, according to the city government’s Twitter account. Matthew Korbon of Charlottesville said he was standing 10 feet from where the crash happened. He saw a car at high speed rear-end another car, then back up and plow through pedestrians. Charlottesville police said at least three vehicles were involved in the incident.”

      • yyyaz

        Just saw video on MSNBC. Not for the faint of heart.

    • jesterpunk

      Is the driver dead? Wait he is white, I am sure its a lone wolf attack by a mentally ill white guy.

    • gallbladder

      I wanna see the hoofwanking bunglecunt who was driving it.

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    And the VA-05 representative for Charlottesville decides, hey, waste some characters pointing out Twitter is only 140 characters so you don’t actually have to directly condemn anything at all. Brilliant! https://twitter.com/RepTomGarrett/status/896440681077633024

    • GoutMachine

      But it’s plenty to shill for Fox News!

    • BadKitty904

      If I wanted to find out about “he despicable escalation of racist rhetoric In Charlottesville,” FOX “News” is the last place I’d go.

    • GreenGoldSharpie

      “Fuck nazis.”

      Not even close to 140 characters.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Lemme try. . . “I condemn this violence”. I think that’s 19 characters. Of course, he could also use one of his famous ellipses, but what do I know?

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        He is SUCH a waste of an elected office. I’m constantly floored by his inability to even pretend he’s human.

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        “I condone this violence”

        I think you meant “condemn,” sir.

        Trump cocks eyebrow at minion, continues: “directed at those who threaten our Reich…”

    • VirginiaWackelpudding

      Fucker!

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      He’s obviously talking about “reverse racism”

  • BadKitty904
  • ken_kukec

    Counting down until Seb Gorka reichsplains us how it’s all a false-flag operation.

    • amrak63

      Can we deport that son of a bitch back to Hungary (if they’ll take him)?

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        And his nazi medals too.

    • Christopher Story

      But if it is a false flag attack, doesn’t that make the marchers government paid actors, like at Sandy Hook?

  • Vincent Ricola

    Motherfucking terrorists. White murdering terrorists. Lock them up. Lock all of them up.

  • handyhippie65

    and so it begins…

  • btwbfdimho
    • TJ Barke

      How encouraging.

    • GoutMachine

      Well-regulated, indeed. What could possibly go wrong?

    • gallbladder

      There to finish the job? I feel safer already.

    • Blackest Noobs

      i see only cowards.

      • SeeTrain65

        “I see dumb people.”

        • Blackest Noobs

          that’s pretty much obvious when you’re a coward.

    • BadKitty904

      Charlottesville has no functioning police department, I gather?

      • jowgajen

        VA is open carry, these folks aren’t breaking any laws. Yellow tape and barricade suggests police presence even if it’s not in the camera shot.

        • BadKitty904

          “Presence”. I’ve seen little “action” or “Law-enforcement,” so far.

    • Atheist

      “unidentified militia” of angry looking gun toting white people.

      Excuse me if I’m cynical about where this is going to go.

    • jesterpunk

      Fucking wanna be soldiers, they would shit their pants if they ever had to go through basic training in the military.

      • amrak63

        THIS.

      • Blackest Noobs

        yeah i was wondering that shit myself…if these barney-badasses wanna shoot guns so badly why aint these fuckers enlisting?

        should someone clue them in and tell them we ARE at war currently?

        • yyyaz

          Because the current wars are those of the international conspiracy to destroy “their America.” The REAL war is the one the KKK has been battling for 125 years.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Are you sure that isn’t a bunch of people on their way to a Toby Keith concert?

      • jesterpunk

        They could be going to a Lee Greenwald concert to hear him play his greatest hit.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      These guys remind me of Star Trek geeks that go to Renaissance Fairs.

      • amrak63

        Trekkie libelz! Fantasy fan libelz! History buff libelz!

        • MizzMazz

          Um yeah, I love all those things, but I don’t show up with real phasers, batleths or swords.

      • leemoder

        They’re the Away Team.

    • Canned Covfefe

      Yea, that camo is working well for them.

  • Up In Smoke O’hontas

    Welp. I’m going back to cleaning until it’s a respectable time to break out the bourbon. Stay safe folks.

    • SeeTrain65

      “It’s drunk o’clock somewhere.”

    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

      Now is a respectable time to break out the bourbon.

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        Yes. Yes, it is. But I’m gonna work off some fury on the laundry first.

  • IdiotsforPalin
  • Angela Ruzzo

    No, Robyn, Southern Italians do not make the cut with these people. I used to have short curly (permed) dark brown hair and you would be amazed how many people assumed I was Jewish because of my hair, my olive skin and my prominent nose (inherited from a German ancestor), and then the knives came out. So then I’d tell them I was Italian and the knives stayed out.

    • GoutMachine

      And probably Catholic, to boot!

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Ex-Catholic. Being forcibly baptized without my consent at the age of 2 weeks doesn’t legally count since they abolished the Inquisition. But you’re right, you’d be amazed how many Americans still hate Catholics.

    • Catstro

      Oh I’m white-white (Low Countries) with very light skin and I’ve been questioned enough that I finally asked the last guy *why* he asked. “You have blue eyes, curly dark brown hair, a big nose, and a funny last name, so I wanted to check before I told this joke”. So I have no idea what the fuck counts as white enough.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I have a friend who never has this problem because her skin is so white she looks anemic, and she has long pale red hair and freckles and pale blue eyes. All four of her grandparents are from the Dutch/German border. When we travel together we make an interesting couple, but the tables were turned when we went to Egypt because there I blended right in and she stood out like a sore thumb. When I lived in Spain my coloring really worked for me because people assumed I was a native and said things in front of me they would never have said to anyone they thought was an American.

  • amrak63

    Memo to the Deep State:

    Y’all might want to hurry up with that 25th Amendment while you’ve still got a country left to save…

  • ltmcdies

    that Richard Painter guy is quite the twitter cut up, answering A. Coulter’s “opinion”

    https://twitter.com/RWPUSA/status/896438440362999808

    • BadKitty904

      Well, now that Rudolph Hess is dead and all…

    • Serai 1

      How could Coulter be jealous for 15 years of a woman who’s only gained attention in the last year?

    • jesterpunk

      Shut the fuck up Ann Coulter.

    • leemoder

      OK, that earns a “follow”.

  • BadKitty904
  • JustDon’tSayDignity

    So, the thing is, I don’t know about “twatwaffle” being an effective insult. I think I might enjoy twat waffles if that was a thing on sexxxxytimez menu. Just sayin’.

  • BadKitty904

    Remember the hate-induced riots and bloodshed during Obama’s two Administrations? Me, neither.

    • GoutMachine

      I’m still pissed at him for not taking away their guns.

    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

      No, this is all because he wasn’t primaried from the left in 2012.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      I do remember some guy under a tarp. He got shot for being a jackwagon.

      • TJ Barke

        I’m pretty sure he got shot while attempting to draw down on someone that already had him sighted in…

    • Suttree

      Well there were lots of scary hoverround gangs prowling the streets.

  • Chyron HR

    Well, it’s a shame that Nazis took over the country in a free election, but history will agree that it was more important to punish the Democrats for having doughnuts at a meeting.

    • GoutMachine

      Not to mention the crime of using email.

      • Blackest Noobs

        and a private server for crying out loud

        • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

          that was more secure than the computer she was supposed to be using.

      • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

        Nice try at deflecting. No, it was SPEEECHUZ AT GOLDMUN SACHZ!!!11!!1!!

    • BadKitty904

      “It’s a shame that Nazis took over the country in a Russian election.”

      Fixed.

    • jowgajen

      But donuts are so patronizing.

      • GoutMachine

        Probably had arugula or some fancy mustard, too.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      And not being pure enough.

    • jesterpunk

      What is even worse is they had bottled water, the nerve of those Democrats offering food and drinks.

      • Pisto75666
        • BosGrl

          Wooden swords and shields. If this whole thing wasn’t so serious and violent I’d be laughing my ass off. Were they denied a childhood or something?

          • Pisto75666

            Along with sunshine, fresh air, and social skills. I think most of them weren’t denied anything, and that’s part of the problem.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Yeah, fuck the Berniebros and their bullshit “purity pledge”, their the tea party of the left.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Coulda been worse. Coulda been pizza.

    • Pisto75666

      To be fair they were those boring plain donuts.

    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy
      • BosGrl

        I know it’s not him, but this guy looks exactly like my high school boyfriend minus the beard. Yikes.

        • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

          But where is he now?

          • BosGrl

            Well – he’s like 55 years old, so I’m sure this isn’t him (he was OLDER than me!). LOL.

      • SeeTrain65

        “Tom Green is a comedic genius,” said no one, ever.

    • BosGrl

      Also talking to an acquaintance at the airport…

  • PigDootsMolloy
  • CripesAmighty

    Rednecks plow over pedestrians in redneck car (Dodge Challenger–and it was a Challenger, not a Charger, TV morons). Well at least they’re keeping with the theme.

    • GoutMachine

      APB for Bo and Luke Duke …

      • BadKitty904

        David Duke, too. Also.

        • amrak63

          No relation, I would hope.

          Confession: I was a fan of the original DoH back in the day.

          • angie497

            Fair enough. If nothing else, what seems to have been lost over the years is that the Confederate flag on the General Lee was pretty much window dressing for yokels. Look at the characters and the story lines, and the Dukes were pretty damned left. They always fought against government oppression and the big money interests, and stood up for the little guy.

      • amrak63

        Duke boyz libelz!

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Challenger LIBELZ! Challengers are cool cars.

      • CripesAmighty

        They are fun to drive–but their hick cache is unchallenged.

        I can find the door, thank you.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      That’s how you know they were targeting the counter protestors. You don’t see liberals running over Nazis with a Nissan Leaf.

      • CripesAmighty

        Damn right uses too much battery life.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • Suse
      • Blackest Noobs

        that’s not violence…that cuddling…like the fellas up yonder…they just two white guys cuddling.

        • Suse

          That’s what they want you to think! The one doing the strangling is ORANGE and the victim is BLACK!

          • Blackest Noobs

            that’s what ORANGE wants you to think…BLACK is just yeah yeah mutherfucker…you keep acting up and I’ll show what-what.

            you can see it in BLACK’s eyes.

          • angie497

            He is definitely not amused.

    • BosGrl

      I keep thinking the idiot is carrying a light saber.

    • Blackest Noobs

      there should be a disclaimer: this is how fucking weenies fight.

    • tehbaddr

      Are they LARPing?

  • BadKitty904
    • Atheist

      sad but true :(

      • BadKitty904

        Thanks, GOP!!1!

  • Suse

    Total false flag! Driver is government agent!

    • angie497

      God, I hope that’s snark.

  • Nounverb911
  • Vincent Ricola

    Great. Now that stupid orange fuck is going to make a statement which will somehow manage to make everything way worse. Ugh. I want my fucking country back.

  • Apple Scruff

    HOLY SHIT THAT CRASH!!!

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    MSNBC finally showed the video of the actual attack, no way was this an accident. Plowed into the crowd without a hint of braking, then went into reverse.

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      They caught the driver. Attempted homicide muthafucka!

  • AJ Milne

    Almost certainly already said, but:

    Trump absolutely bears some responsibility for this. There were divisions, tensions before he came along. But, like so many shitty little craven, unprincipled opportunists before him, he capitalized deliberately upon them, aggravated them to ride them into office. His anodyne, ambiguous little tweet about ‘violence’ is pathetic hypocrisy from a man of, apparently, absolutely no conscience, who, in fact, deliberately encouraged violence at his rallies. ‘Knock the crap out of them’, anyone?

    So: if there is blood, some of it is on his freakishly tiny hands. Every hour that passes until he mans up (as if) and cops to this, says, look, what I said, it was irresponsible, and I am sorry, I understand I must walk this back, it does nothing but dig the whole deeper.

    And _every_ demagogue who rides that train, you start talking shit about immigrants and minorities, likewise. _You_ did this. Do enjoy the votes you cadged from the polarised and fearful, at the cost of the blood of the marginalized, assholes.

    • gallbladder

      Hear hear!

    • Atheist

      Remember when he said there’s a “second amendment remedy” to Hillary Clinton?

      I do. Yup I do.

      • amrak63

        I want a 25th Amendment remedy for Donald Trump. I doubt I’m the only one.

      • Snopes Shop

        How that wasn’t the end of the road right there

        • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

          A list of things Trump said or did, any one of which should’ve disqualified him for the presidency, would be pages long.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Of course he’s to blame for this. Miller, Bannon and Gorka aren’t there by accident. If I was one of the “adults” I would threaten to resign if he didn’t fire these guys.

    • TJ Barke

      Pretty sure most of the blood is on his tiny hands. And face.

    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

      “some”?

      • angie497

        Well, the twatwaffles that are so mind-numbingly stupid as to buy into it deserve some of the blame, too.

  • Carpe Vagenda
  • jowgajen
    • BadKitty904

      …he said, holding a bamboo tiki-torch made in China.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Patients have had their surgeries cancelled because of the white nationalist rally in Charlottesville
    https://thinkprogress.org/patients-have-had-their-surgeries-cancelled-because-of-the-white-nationalist-rally-in-charlottesville-d19b525a425b/
    Virginia white supremacist rally turns violent, shut down by police
    https://thinkprogress.org/white-supremacist-rally-charlottesville-9dc4fa92f40c/
    Trump tweets on Charlottesville hate, violence. Still nothing from him on Dar Al Farooq mosque bomb
    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/8/12/1688959/-Trump-tweets-on-Charlottesville-hate-violence-Still-nothing-from-him-on-Dar-Al-Farooq-mosque-bomb

  • Nounverb911
    • Nounverb911
      • GoutMachine

        Yeah, FFS. A car crash is what happens when someone runs a red light.

      • angie497

        To be fair, at the time he posted, we were just starting to get all the photos and video that we’re looking at now, though. It *would* have been a little premature for an official to publicly call it a vehicular homicide at that point.

    • Serai 1

      When are they going to stop referring to it as a “car crash”, I wonder?

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        The moment the driver is identified as a Muslim.

      • tehbaddr

        Because vehicular homicide sounds so damning, especially in court!

    • OutOfOrbit

      “car [crash]”?

    • SeeTrain65

      “Just a little fender bender.”

      For fuck’s sake.

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    I’m going to take a break for a minute. I need to make some phone calls to friends around town. Living/working downtown in Charlottesville means I should check in with folks. Pray these people leave town before it gets dark, or this is going to be really, really ugly. Back later.

    • Suse

      Hope friends are okay.

    • HazooToo

      Be safe.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Stay safe!

    • Atheist

      Best wishes that they are okay.

      Yeah, things do not look like they are going to go well tonight. :(

    • gallbladder

      Careful out there.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Hope they’re okay, hope everybody’s okay. This is not alright, not by any stretch of the imagination.

    • TJ Barke

      Stay safe, be careful.

    • redarmyzombie

      Take care, Cogito.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Stay safe

  • BadKitty904
  • gallbladder

    Drump’s remarks: “I condemn such acts of violence. We should all come together as a united America. Now, watch this drive.”

  • Pisto75666

    The revolution starts at Pier One……who knew?

    • Vincent Ricola

      No one wanted to listen in 1995 when I was trying to explain how those big ass yarn balls in a coffee table bowl were a metaphor for strong leader authoritarianism. Told y’all so.

      • Pisto75666

        And the mirrors are how they pass the revolution message along! OMG it makes so much more sense!

  • Me not sure

    The car actually looks like it might be a police model of the Dodge Charger. Many of these have been sold off and are now in the hands of private owners. They can be very powerful vehicles. The videos of the impact are quite difficult to watch.

    • CripesAmighty

      Nope. Challenger. Quite possibly a rental (Enterprise has bizillions of em).

      • Me not sure

        I think you may be right. Both cars are very heavy vehicles with the option of powerful engines capable of great damage. The crowd may have blocked the view of the cars that were stopped ahead The driver may have planned on just plowing though people and driving away. At any rate he did not go far without a radiator.

  • handyhippie65

    a car just plowed through the counter protesters in charlottesville. this is what those politicians wanted when they passed the laws allowing people to do so. they should be charged with aiding and abetting this crime.

  • Atheist

    Charlottesville just called a state of emergency.

    Everyone please stay safe. Don’t go out after dark. It’s not worth it.

    Live today so you can protest another.

  • yyyaz

    TURN OF ALL TV APPLIANCES NOW! IL DOUCHE IS APPROACHING A CAMERA AND MIC! This has been a required weekly warning of the emergency douchebag system. *SKQRAAWWK!SKQRAAWWK!^

  • wait! what?

    Donald hasn’t said 2 words but mouths “thank-you” to Bannon in the hallways.

  • CO
  • ltmcdies

    white guy who’s had it up to “here”

    https://twitter.com/MichaelRapaport/status/896385850300289025

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      he was apparently bashign Lena Denham the other day…I don’t know, or really care, about either of them, but ya know.

      • ltmcdies

        wasn’t aware of that

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      I like Rapaport.

    • Persistent Demme

      He is PISSSSSSED off!!

  • Picabo
    • GoutMachine

      Holy shit.

    • gallbladder

      Idiot forgot to mask his license plate. Fuckin’ amateur.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        That’s a good thing. Makes charging him with attempted murder that much easier.

        • amrak63

          WHAT. AN. IDIOT.

          Somebody call the people who make World’s Dumbest Criminals.

          *refrains from posting something that would probably get me on the Naughty List*

    • bookish

      Bannon must be orgasmic.

  • BadKitty904
    • amrak63

      For most of his snowflaky cultists, “Make America Whine Again” would be more appropriate.

  • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

    The economic anxiety of the person driving the car (late model Dodge Challenger) must be just unbearable.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Yes, we must make sure to appeal to his interests.

    • Vincent Ricola

      I’m sure that poor white guy was just worried about coal country jobs in the age of automation.

    • scubaix

      clearly upset with a political establishment that ignores regular folk.

    • Harry Canyon

      Especially since he’s a Berner.

      • angie497

        No, he’s a pseudo-Berner. No one that actually has the first clue about Sanders, his policies or his proposals would have been marching with the asshats that this murderous bastard joined.

  • Nounverb911
    • TJ Barke

      Like the kind he would happily use on others? He can get go fuck himself.

    • handyhippie65

      for an end to his pain? ok. please give him the sweet release from this life of pain. with votes.

    • Stulexington

      So you’re saying he’s being treated like you’re average not white protester.

    • puredog

      I’ve been enjoying Ms. Bowers’s comments for some time without really having any idea who the hell she is, and was just moved to finally Google her. Lord love a duck, has no one ever told her you should never go Full Stepford?

      • SeeTrain65

        Deven Green. Biting Humor. Statuesque Goddess. Ukulele virtuoso.

  • jesterpunk

    Can we stop trying to reach out and understand these fucking Nazi scum to understand their feelings now?

  • Suse

    Drumpy is going to speak in a minute or two. I’m sure his words will begin the healing.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      and now is when I head out for beer.

      • wait! what?

        You can hold his.

      • FukuiSanYesOta

        Just about to do the same thing.

      • Suse

        I’m heading out to do chores. See ya later.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      10 pretend bucks says he doesn’t condemn the white supremacists.

      • Suse

        I love the uneducated Nazis!

      • jesterpunk

        Why would he condemn his base and staff?

    • BadKitty904

      If it weren’t for Hilary Clinton’s emails…

    • SeeTrain65

      “Dear Brian Williams: One more ‘Today is when Donald Trump became President’ and I’m going to go full Elvis with my TV set.”

      • OutOfOrbit

        I think Joe Walsh was THE tv guy

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        Will this be the pivot from racist to racist?

      • angie497

        Jake Tapper, however, is on a roll.

        “How many people did the counter protesters kill yesterday, Mr. Bossert?”

    • Bitter Scribe

      His tweet literally said “Charlottesville–bad.”

      The man is a child.

      • amrak63

        Child libelz!

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Literally, the vocabulary of a fourth-grader.

        • angie497

          He’d have to come up a couple of grade levels to have the vocabulary of a fourth-grader.

          Maybe it’s something he could aspire to.

    • ltmcdies

      wouldn’t it just be better to pull up one of Obama’s heartfelt speeches given after some horror has happened rather than listen to the turd sputter

    • Snopes Shop

      couldn’t pay me enough to listen to that asshole’s voice right now

    • btwbfdimho

      whites of the likes the world has never seen before…

    • ltmcdies
      • ltmcdies

        And Hillary should just tweet….I TOLD YAH SO…

        • Canned Covfefe

          … But did you listen? Noo-ooooo.

    • handyhippie65

      or the upcoming civil war the conservative want.

  • Picabo
    • Atheist

      ouch :'(

  • tehbaddr

    You’ve all been voted out of humanity, bring me your torches now and leave.

  • BadKitty904
    • Atheist

      *shudders*

      That’s just triggering.

    • Bitter Scribe

      The kid in faux Lederhosen is a nice touch.

      • BadKitty904

        And the dolly doing the Nazi salute.

    • gallbladder

      Is that Val Kilmer?

    • Stulexington

      Needs moar Russian flags.

    • amrak63

      Yeah, that’s what these assholes dream of.

      Once again:

      http://i.imgur.com/02gyNu7.jpg

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Ain’t heritage great?

    • redarmyzombie
  • HazooToo
    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Dammit, I thought he got arrested.

      • ltmcdies

        I saw a pic but below there was a comment about being released…or the guy on the ground was misidentified

      • HazooToo

        Well, he IS white and not poor, so either they let him tweet from prison, they released him promptly, or he gave his phone to a minion to tweet for him.

      • Only developmentally.

  • Bitter Scribe

    I’m so glad we got rescued from Obama, the most divisive president in history.

    • Rick Hill

      Now if bamz would just stop working behind the scenes to bring down the trump preznitcy….

  • Picabo
  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    So innocent people are, at least, injured. A nation already fractured has been further divided, all because of a racist statue that none of these nazis ever visited before. We are doomed, seriously. America is over.

    • Paperless Tiger

      And a racist president.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        That was a given as well as the forced normalization of the American nazi party aka ‘alt-right’.

    • Jennifer R

      For starters, people need to pull that damn statue down tonight. Rope and a couple trucks and that fucker is gone.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Couldn’t agree more, that damned thing is obviously a hate magnet, as are all the rest of them. I’ll be very happy when all these so-called monuments are torn the fuck down. I have lived in the south for my entire life and these statues are a disgrace.

        • handyhippie65

          i know of no other country that allows monuments to an enemy that they defeated on their soil. enemy graves, yes, but enemy military leaders? only in america.

          • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

            That’s just it, none of the confederates would have wanted American monuments. They actually hated America, that was the whole point.

          • handyhippie65

            and that is why there should be a statue of lincoln in every town in the south. with his foot on the neck of lee.

          • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

            Put that on a ballot and I’ll vote for it.

        • Jennifer R

          Yeah, I was born and raised in WNC all that heritage not hate stuff is bullshit.

          • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

            Definitely, considering most of the biggest “southern pride” assholes immigrated from Scotland, Ireland and France AFTER the civil war. Rhe only stake they have is one of race.

    • amrak63

      Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Forget it, he’s rolling.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    CNN says terrorist boy is in custody.

    https://twitter.com/JDeanSeal/status/896440006163791872

    • Atheist

      Good!

    • GoutMachine

      Good. Attempted murder(s), hate crime, terrorism. ALL OF THE CHARGES, KATIE.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        I wish, but I also know it won’t go that far. A white guy, in this climate, will never be charged with terrorism. Was Eric Robert Rudolph? Nope. It’s a white man’s world in the U.S. of A, god help us all.

    • CripesAmighty

      Gotcha, motherfucker!

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Blacked out windows, no plates. The press is taking a wait and see attitude about his intentions.

  • BadKitty904

    THE MOST IMPORTANT POINT TO REMEMBER AND KEEP REPEATING – THIS IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY’S DOING, DIRECTLY AND INDIRECTLY, FROM START TO FINISH.

  • Dartemus

    Confederates in Charlottesville? Where’s Ulysses Grant when you need him?

    • BadKitty904

      Where’s William Tecumseh Sherman?

      • Blackest Noobs

        Lord Yes….we need to resurrect that fucker…he’s got some more burning to do.

        someone get Billy a gas can and matches

        • ltmcdies

          tiki torches?

          • SeeTrain65

            Sold out.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        finally, someone to put those torches to good use

      • handyhippie65

        yea, he’s the one.

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      drunk

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    Hate to say it, but Hillary was wrong, no way all these deplorables could fit into one basket.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Maybe a fiery dumpster?

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        As usual, I like your way of thinking.

      • OutOfOrbit

        catapults into a tire fire

    • ltmcdies

      more like a cruise ship sized vat

      • SeeTrain65

        A Nazi poop cruise. Sounds like a plan.

    • gallbladder

      What about a salt cavern?

    • jesterpunk
      • OutOfOrbit

        is that not a real bldg?

        • jesterpunk
          • SeeTrain65

            Longaberger Basket Building, Newark, OH.

            Built for much money. Last time I heard it was for sale for half what it cost to build.

          • angie497

            I used to have a fantasy about turning it into a funky hotel. Ground floor would have a restaurant specializing in egg dishes.

          • SeeTrain65

            And fresh whole wheat bread, made from grain from a silo shaped like a giant thermos next to the building.

          • angie497

            Now *that’s* the perfect finishing touch!

          • kbbaldwin2

            Probably. they moved their basket making facilities to China.

          • Erala Contratista

            Thanks for that! It’s added to the list, right next to the giant turtle made from car wheels…

      • Alternative Dog

        I don’t care how ridiculous that building is, it makes me happy.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Poor Hillary tried to be nice. She should have just said ‘white supremists’, so the hypocrites could disavow. Democrats need to learn to use the wedge.

  • BadKitty904
    • jesterpunk

      Is that a live photo from Trump’s speech today?

  • Nounverb911
    • The Wanderer

      But – but – but he’s busy doing the Mideast peace thing!

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        “but he’s busy doing failing the Mideast peace thing!”

        FIFY

  • Rick Hill

    trump is going to make an address? So, is it going to be a brief mention of Charlottesville followed by:
    -Talking for five minutes about his popularity
    -Calling out either Jong Un or Hugo Chavez
    -Declaring this is proof of the need for healthcare reform, now
    -Drawing a line in the sand and stating he will bring hellfire down on any who protest being white

    • Vincent Ricola

      And has everyone been made aware of the size of his inauguration crowd?

      • Rick Hill

        Biggest ever. they turned buses full of people away so no one can ever know if there were more people that wanted to go

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        and his electoral college win

    • gallbladder

      Don’t forget tax cuts for the job creators.

      • Rick Hill

        Actually even that is on hold until he proves he can bring down Obamacare

    • Serai 1

      You forgot the huge election victory and the huge inauguration crowd.

      • Rick Hill

        “And, did you notice these hands? These very large and huge for a man my size hands? Proportionate to everything else, believe me!”

    • Red Bird

      My guess is he will say something about Black Lives Matter. Or be very general about “protesters” in general being violent but not calling out racism.

    • SeeTrain65

      And the three million illegal voters in California.

    • Incoming Ham

      You left out yammering about the size of his inauguration crowd.

  • Atheist

    I’m listening to CNN and some guy says “people are going to watch this video and watch the bodies flying through the air and say this looks like domestic terrorism.”

    No, it doesn’t look like domestic terrorism.

    It IS domestic terrorism.

    The truth has no agenda. TELL IT.

  • Aaron Wise

    Terrorists Strike On US Soil
    Trump Administration ignored the threat.

    Still waiting for his comments….

  • jesterpunk
    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      love me some propagandhi.

  • BadKitty904
    • Daniel Mann

      I concur.

  • Blackest Noobs

    you know back during the Barry years, the FBI said some shit about we need to cap down on this white supremist dickwad problem…and fucking WHITE CONGRESS ignored it.

    • The Wanderer

      Homeland ‘Security’ put out a report about the rise of right-wing hate and terrorist groups, and outcry from – your guess is probably correct – the DHS had to pull the report.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        and that was, what, back in 2010?

        Shades of the 9/11 forewarning(s).

  • BadKitty904
    • gallbladder

      Love the Gestalt of that.

  • Picabo

    Robyn has a new thread on this.

    • Atheist

      Thanks. Jumping over…

  • puredog

    “Donald Trump has yet to say two words about the rally, and no one expects him to.”
    Um — “sieg heil”?

  • Blackest Noobs

    these white power fuckers just need to chill the fuck out…come on assholes…come to RVA and listen to jazz…we got a whole festival of jazz going on…maybe the smooth beats and melodies will get your blood to cool off.

    oh wait…it’s mostly blacks doing the jazz….nevermind…..

    • SayItWithWookies

      They’d be terrified in the middle of the JazzFest crowd.

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        They tend to be terrified in ANY crowd where they’re not in the majority 10 to 1.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    When will Obama Trump say the magic words radical Islamic terrorism radical white nationalist terrorism and put a stop to the violence being perpetrated by Muslims white people?

    The difference is black and white to anyone paying attention…

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Well-put.

  • thixotropic jerk

    Lookit all the violences from the left today! Where is my fisked and loaded (with lies and horseshit) Dana Loach model bazooka? I must avenge all those leftisty protestors hitting cars with their bodies.
    I. Can’t. Even.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Where’s Tomi Lahren and Ann Coulter to denounce this violence from the white community?

      • amrak63

        I wish those sick fucks (the neo-Ratzis, but yeah, Lahren and Coulter, too) would paint themselves green or purple or some other color not naturally found on humans, so I would not have to admit that they’re white.

      • handyhippie65

        makin out in the back seat of that challenger?

        • dshwa

          Ew. Wheres my mental eye bleach

        • amrak63

          Okay, even this yuri fan can’t get behind that. Eeeeuwww!!!1!

      • amrak63

        Sorry, I put this in the wrong place.

  • Courser_Resistance

    Honest to God, these motherfuckers are stupid.

    I’m a progressive and even I have FAR BETTER Tiki torches than those guys. Mine has a metal pole and metal canister, which can double as a lovely Molotov cocktail

  • leemoder
    • handyhippie65

      i love that guy.

  • CripesAmighty

    Aargh. Why doesn’t Dump just get up there, throw up on the podium and leave, so we can get on with the day?

    • amrak63

      He could throw up, piss, shit, and wank his tiny pecker to jizz all over the podium, and his fans would adore him for it.

      Authenticity, bitchez!

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    I can guarantee, with 100% certainty, that Il Douche will condemn “the violence” and “those who seek to divide us.”
    Which, to his alt-white Trumpanzee base, does NOT include people who are actually saying, out loud, that they want to separate the races. It’s beyond stupidity – it’s lunacy.

  • ken_kukec

    C’mon, Donald, for once look deep into that dark vacuum where your soul should be and say something decent.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      ‘Decent? You mean like, going down something?’

  • Blackest Noobs

    Boy…President Trump sure is a doing a grand job president’ing.
    good to know he basically has about zero interest in what is/was happening in C-ville right the fuck now.

    • amrak63

      Presidentin’ is hard! Now watch this drive…

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        No, DON’T watch. How can he cheat if you watch?

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • SeeTrain65

      Oooh! Looks like Nicky Nazi is all upset!

  • Aaron Wise

    Terrorists have employed the same tactic in London and Nice.

    We need a leader who is tough on terrorism.

    Trump = FAIL

  • Liquid Tomato

    People make fun of the tiki torches. I don’t get it. Sure, home made torches are scarier, a much stronger aesthetic, but they don’t keep away mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are a big concern for white supremacists.

    • handyhippie65

      me too. them bites be itchy.

    • Why? Encephalitis requires a brain.

  • Robyn Ryan
    • BadKitty904

      Real Men don’t need to hide their faces.

      • Lord Jim

        But it’s SOP for terrorists.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    “Boy, we sure could use a man like Barack Obama again!”

    • CripesAmighty

      “Those were the daaaaays.”

  • brett glover

    And replying to your own comment! Troll!

  • Apple Scruff

    Where’s 45??? About a half hour late, eh? How much do you want to be he’s crossing his arms and screaming, “BUT I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT VIRGINIA!!! I WANNA TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM FOR THE VA!!!”

    • BosGrl

      “One more hole. Hang on!”

      • dshwa

        Great minds ETC. ETC. Blah blah

        • BosGrl

          LOL

      • SeeTrain65

        “Hold on, Bannon … just have to putt this ball into the Clown’s mouth.”

    • dshwa

      That 18th hole isn’t going to play itself you know.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    They are – every last one of them – fucking scum.

    https://twitter.com/CarlBeijer/status/896441238689337344

  • dshwa

    One dead after car plowed into counter protesters. Anyone betting on Trump leading a “Lock them up chant about the driver?

    • BosGrl

      “Let’s not jump to conclusions.”

      • BadKitty904

        “Stuff happens.” – Jeb Bush

  • BosGrl

    Oh my God. Are you fucking kidding me?

  • Apple Scruff

    MUTE! I refuse to listen to President Pussygrab and his phony baloney empathy.

  • CripesAmighty

    Everybody who bet ‘both sides’ dodge by Dump, pick up your winnings at the window.
    (Bonus for moving right on to crass bragfest)

    • angie497

      Damn. My money was on “I don’t know who these people are”.

  • BosGrl

    What the fuck is he talking about? Kids playing outside?

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I’m gonna guess that Omarosa’s story about family members being killed by street violence was part of a larger message about POC being predators who are responsible for their own pain.

      • BosGrl

        Ah, I’m sure you’re right. His stream of consciousness means no context anytime he talks.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          He grew up in real estate in white flight NY. This is what he heard across the dinner table. Roy Cohn taught him to fight for it legally. He can do that shit in his sleep.

  • BosGrl

    Here we go. “Record employment”, “lowest unemployment”, “trade deals”. SOMEONE FUCKING DIED, YOU FUCKING ORANGE BABOON!

    • Carpe Vagenda

      He sounds tranqed to the gills.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Trump just both-sidesed, asked for affection, and now he’s bragging on himself. Sad.

    • SeeTrain65

      Because OF COURSE HE IS.

    • AJ Milne

      Aliens could invade à la Cloverfield, and Trump would be asking the linguists how he tells them how big his inauguration crowd was.

      (Aliens: ‘We’ve been observing you for years. No it wasn’t. And can we just talk to Obama now?’)

  • BosGrl

    I know I’m preaching to the choir, but he is fucking useless. “What we are doing wrong as a country” is letting you continue to be our president for one more minute.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    oh, jhc, he wants to study how this could happen. We have to love each other and be loyal to each other and trust.

    YOU’RE DISENFRANCHISING VOTERS JUST IN CASE.

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    FUCK THAT ORANGE PIECE OF CRAP. “Hate on ALL sides”? “I condemn the violence”? CONDEMN THE FUCKING ALT-RIGHT YOU PROP UP DAILY. The one killing people in my city!

  • Apple Scruff

    Well that was a stirring 3 minute speech about Virginia.

  • BosGrl

    Much leadership. Such wow.

    • leemoder

      “See? I can do it”?!?
      Useless

      • BosGrl

        MOMMY! I CAN DO BOOM BOOMS!

        • leemoder

          That’s what I imagine he says whenever he shows those stupid folders.

    • SeeTrain65

      Now we know when he said “I alone can do it” he meant destroy a 241-year democratic republic.

  • BosGrl

    I would love to see one of these vets refuse to shake his hand, but I guess since he is CiC, they wouldn’t do that.

  • leemoder

    And he walks away.

  • BosGrl

    The reporter asked “Have you denounced [white nationalists] strong enough?” When did he denounce them? Specifically, I mean.

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      He absolutely did not. Not even close.

  • dshwa

    The false equivalency about BLM and ANTIFA is in full force on the Twitter.

    We’re doomed.

  • Komsumverweigerer Ron

    Jesus Horatio Christ, do those people NEVER go out in the sun? Are they, like, sparkly or something?

    • BosGrl

      LOL. That would explain a lot.

    • Sakonyachen

      It’s the glitter from the strip clubs…

      That’s what my friend told me anyway.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    It’s almost like most white people don’t want to be associated with Nazis and bigots.

    Go figure.

    • dshwa

      Many just want to keep a respectable distance. They agree with the idea of white supremacy, but wouldn’t want the neighbors to think they were racists.

  • ken_kukec

    These situations always boil down to Donald Trump, after he’s done everything possible to dodge the topic, saying something to an interviewer like “You want me to disavow the Nazis? OK, I disavow. There, you happy now?”

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg
    • BosGrl

      When you talk to your friends, please make sure they know that the majority of us are not white supremacists and Nazis. .

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        All of us have American friends and work experience in the United States. However we observe this stuff flabbergasted even though all of us noticed a certain degree of segregation still going on we have never experienced in the Netherlands and most compare it to the current situation in South Africa. Slavery and apartheid abolished but the way people interact still feel pretty much the same way.

    • unclejeems

      Schroef je, fascistische gespuis.

    • angie497

      Who knew I could read German?

  • Apple Scruff

    Christ, David Duke.

    Also, keep doing what you’re doing, David Duke!!! Keep drawing lines from white nationalists to 45!!!

    https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/896431991821926401

    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

      Well, radical leftists also. Who get their marching orders from LaRouche.

      • Sakonyachen

        Amongst the inter dimensionally left, like myself, they are the irradiated left. Too much time on the internet and not enough on the sidewalk. I may despise capitalism, but it is real, and Clinton was not the worst thing that could have happened. At this point, I’m thinking we got the worst thing that could have happened. Although, there was always Scott Walker, so I’m not certain.