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OH HEY WONKERS! How is your Saturday morning? Ours is fine, though we are tired after another week in the hell of Trump’s America. Oh well. But we have many funny stories to share for your weekly top ten post! And we have many pictures of Wonkette Grandbaby to share, and if you are good and scroll all the way down (obeying the orders in the donation paragraph obviously) we will post them all!

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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

1. Sure you guys, it is JUST AWESOME how people are shitting on Kamala Harris right now, you bet.

2. Oh go fuck yourself, Glenn Greenwald.

3. A Breitbart guy was triggered so hard by the current cover of Vogue, he fell over dead. But don’t worry, he got better!

4. Jill Stein decided to kick herself in the nads some more talking about North Korea.

5. Speaking of North Korea, Donald Trump initially responded to the scary news about their nuclear weapons by … bitch-tweeting about Hillary Clinton.

6. Old President Lazy-Ass is on a 17-day vacation, because he doesn’t have the stamina of Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton.

7. When Trump promised to rain down fire and fury on North Korea, we decided to rain down KITTENS on Wonkette.

8. Sounds like all James Comey’s FBI buddies have LOTS of #TrumpSecrets to tell Robert Mueller!

9. Robert Mueller to Paul Manafort: KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKER!

10. And finally, some Men Going Their Own Way did some REALLY INTERESTING penis math about how if you laid all the dick their not-girlfriends had taken in their lives end-to-end, it would be a long line of dick.

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!

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  • Ricky Gay

    Big Lots is having a sale on Tiki torches! #MAWA

    • Ricky Gay

      Plus, that is one cute granbabby!

    • TJ Barke

      You mean Bigots?

      • Ricky Gay

        Bigly’s?

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    Trump: No more transsexuals in the military!
    Pentagon: There is no change to our transsexual policy.
    Trump: We are locked and loaded for war with NK!
    Pentagon: There has been no change in preparing for war in NK.
    Trump: We might invade Venezuela!
    Pentagon: JFC, would someone shut this turd up?

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Babby pictures are a great way to start a morning. She’s adorable, Trix!
    Also, too: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3e1863dd5480b5644c3dc1abeb4cf2423fc4a3b41f7d5e7b27111b43acebe1f4.jpg

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Did anyone else catch Rachel last night suggesting that maybe reporters stop asking Dolt 45 questions about serious things like war and destruction? I’m in complete agreement with her on that one, and would like to subscribe to her newsletter.

    • OrG in London

      I wonder what his favourite colour is.
      Haha! Not really,it’s orange of course.

  • MOG253

    Can’t take the cuteness level, arghhhh. OK, I donated. You got me. Better than puppies!!

    • Maggielle

      Babbies with puppies are also adorable.

      • MOG253

        Stop the madness!!!

  • weejee

    OK bye.

    Yours in Christ,

    Wonkette

    / faints….

  • Bill D. Burger

    When fascism comes to America, it will be carrying South Pacific party accessories from Target’s clearance aisle.

    “Oh Lovey!”
    “Thurston…..I don’t think this IS the luau!”

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHCX8SxXsAA5Xdb.jpg

    • jesterpunk
    • William

      Nice meme. um….if the Howells were millionaires, how come they couldn’t afford their own boat? Why did they pack all that luggage for a three hour tour? So many unanswered questions. Also I’m low on vodka. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ea74ba4a1116ed37434b8410a540176f9f57dfbc77a218f973b23491593c652d.jpg

      • Bill D. Burger

        I always wondered how the captain remained so fat all through those years?

        • William

          Ginger and Maryann baked cocoanut crème pies all the time, remember? Apparently the island was lousy with dairy cows, sugar and flour.

          • Kiri the Unicorn

            MST3K says: it’s just a show.

          • William

            FAKE NEWS!

          • The Wanderer

            “Just repeat yourself ‘It’s just a show, I should really just relax.'”

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Certain elements of “Gilligan’s Island” did not entirely respond to strict logical and critical analysis.

          That said: Maryanne. Definitely Maryann.

    • Red Bird

      As funny as it looks, I am cautious about laughing it off. The fact that these people feel safe to demonstrate with fake torches says a lot about the state of America today. And it bears repeating, what if black people did a similar demonstration? Would the police have been as calm?

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Babby McBabbyface is the cutest thing since sliced bread. Madonna Rosa Luxembourg is Queen of us all.

  • bookish

    Such a photogenic, pretty wonk baby.

  • Nounverb911

    What does this guy do to deserve $155K in taxpayer moneyz?

    https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/896380428239679488

    • jesterpunk

      He is a foreign Nazi, they cant even get ‘Merican Nazi spokes people.SAD

      • Bobathonic

        Stealing jerbs from Merkin NAZIs. Just wait until Kim Jong Trump hears about that!

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Yeah, what’s wrong with American Nazi’s? Are Mexican Nazi’s sneaking across the border and taking our Nazi jobs?

          Build the Wall! Make America Nazi Again.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        He married himself into American citizenship like a common Mexican. But I can’t help imagine him singing, in that bizarre British-esque accent:

        ♫ I ahm a Yahnkee Dyewdle Dahhndy,
        A Yahnkee Dyewdle Dyew or Dah.
        A rrrrrrrreal live nyephew of my Uncle Sam,
        Bohn on the fourth of Jeolyie. (Lie, lie, lie)

        Ah’ve a Yahnkee Dyewdoodle wifeee,
        Got my Yahnkee Dyewdoole green card.
        Yahnkee Dyewdoodle went to Pest,
        Just to be a Nazi,
        Ah am that Yahnkee Dyewdoole gyuh. ♫

    • TJ Barke

      Feed the “president’s” ego and paranoia simultaneously?

      • Incoming Ham

        Nailed it!

    • Ghenghis McCann

      It would probably cost more than $155K per year to keep him in secure accommodation.

  • Jeffocaster in the West

    Having lived in C’ville, I can say this is like roaches coming out of the woodwork. While the county surrounding it is Republican, but not radically so, the City is pretty liberal. Charlottesville taking down the Robert E Lee statue is a bold move in the heart of racist country…..

    • The Wanderer

      So let the City Council stop debate on it, let the assholes drift away to a new outrage, and casually and quietly grind the statue to powder.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Nounverb911

    What happens when their mothers discover they escaped their basement cells….
    https://twitter.com/tomperriello/status/896381711960997888

    • The Wanderer

      “Bob, some pictures have surfaced on the internet . . . yeah, that’s right, the internet. Uh huh. Okay, yeah – Bob? Come see me in my office, oh, and bring all the stuff out of your desk with you, okay?”

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        “The guys in shipping should have an empty box for you.”

      • Steve Cole

        Are you Sam Kinison? I miss you…

        • The Wanderer

          I miss Sam. He was loud, crude, and nasty, but he was incredibly good.

    • Snopes Shop

      “The sunglasses will masks our identity”

    • SayItWithWookies

      How odd — I remember in 2003 at one of the anti-Iraq-invasion rallies in Richmond, we were expressly forbidden from carrying signs on sticks because, you know, our nonviolent asses might use them as weapons. But today in Charlottesville, the Nazis are all armed with six-foot sticks — without even signs? Hmmph.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Is the guy with the backpack in the left pic wearing an Untuckit shirt?

    • Incoming Ham

      Wearing riot helmets tends to telegraph that you are ready to participate in violence. Peaceful protests don’t need riot helmets.

  • jesterpunk

    Shut the Fuck Up Donny.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/12/world/asia/trump-guam-governor-phone-call.html

    If there’s one thing that Guam does not have to worry about while the tiny island is in the nuclear cross hairs of North Korea, it’s tourism, President Trump told the island’s governor in a phone call made public on Saturday.

    The threat by North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong-un, to create “an enveloping fire” around the tiny United States territory in the Western Pacific will boost Guam tourism “tenfold,” Mr. Trump is heard saying in the recorded conversation with Gov. Eddie Calvo.

    The recording was put on the Republican governor’s Facebook page and other social media accounts.

    Mr. Trump said: “I have to tell you, you have become extremely famous all over the world. They are talking about Guam; and they’re talking about you.” And when it comes to tourism, he added, “I can say this: You’re going to go up, like, tenfold with the expenditure of no money.”

    • ManchuCandidate

      Like the well known tourist traps Bikini Island, Fukushima, Chernobyl and Novo Zemlya.

      Fuck that shit, I’ll make my own Wasteland tourist trap with hookers, blackjack and nuclear zombies! Forget the tourist trap and nuclear zombies.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        “Two words, Mr. Governor: Trump Casino!”

    • TundraGrifter

      Think of the money you’ll save because you only need to purchase a one-way ticket!

    • Ghenghis McCann

      No, Donny There is such a thing as bad publicity. You think that if people are talking about you, it’s great. Try listening to what they’re saying about you.

    • Incoming Ham

      The governor was agreeing with him, either out of fear of pissing off the Id or he’s also crazy.

      • jesterpunk

        Pretty sure its the first one, wouldn’t want to piss off the guy who might lead to you getting nuked.

  • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist
    • Bill D. Burger

      Last night, my first thought was: “Pier 1 should stop sending out so many end-of-season coupons for clearance items.”

    • Blackest Noobs

      come for the white power, stay for the nazism.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Tensions are heating up at Unite the Right, the largest in-person white nationalist gathering in decades.

      In-person? So they do all usually live in their Mom’s basements, and don’t get out much.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      …if you can call that living…

      • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist

        They haven’t brought out the tear gas yet.

  • gene108

    Smiling babies make life so much brighter 😊

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    In Christ, you say? Where is the exit?

  • William
  • Pinkham’s Law

    So . . . Donna Rose is no longer the Babby Overlord of teh Wonkette? She may not be amused.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Is this not still a Mommyblog, and not a Nannablog?

    • I think the grandbabby is the “spare” in case DR is too busy with the world domination to maintain her overlord responsibilites

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      DR is now the baby sitter of teh Wonkette. You better start kissing ass or you’re going to bed early.

  • TundraGrifter

    “Guam – New Home of the Instant Tan!”

    • TJ Barke

      Also, instant barbecue.

      • Incoming Ham

        Nothing makes meat more tender than plutonium.

      • TundraGrifter

        It will cook the burger while it’s still in your refrig.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Repeal the tax on tanning salons!!!

  • William
    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Would NOT want to be on diaper duty…

  • Ezio
    • Lyly Sirivong

      He’s not worthy !

  • msanthrope

    Here’s your msanthrope standing up for love ‘n stuff as the white powerbros show their stupidity in Charlottesville. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6f006edac7cec8b00184efe8c07c54b49a7bdee074b06926b025c9d98216d8ae.jpg

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Ezio

      “I just don’t see what you lefties are whining about. These are brave patriots who just want to take back their country.” -Sebastian Gorka

      • Ghenghis McCann

        The problem is, they want to take it back to the 1860s.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    These fashy-bros can carry all the tiki torches they want, but they’re still never going to get lei’d.

    • Jonny On Maui

      So true!

    • TJ Barke

      Oh, they will, nazi bitches are a probably a thing. Women aren’t immune to being reprehensible garbage people.

      • Ezio

        Lauren Southern, a woman who works for Rebel media, was once arrested by the Italian coast guard for trying to block a boat of refugees from entering Europe.

      • Maggielle

        Please, nobody should forget this. Women are 100% human, and while nothing human is foreign to me, it can be pretty damn disgusting and dangerous.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      I suspect you maui be right about that.

    • eggs ackly-wright

      Bros and Don Ho’s.

    • Incoming Ham
  • Ezio
  • UnsaltedSinner

    This is the thread you’ll want to read today, if you haven’t already.

    https://twitter.com/JuliusGoat/status/896326301832925184

    • The Wanderer

      “Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!”

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Home improvement store tiki torchlight gleaming on Miller domes. Sure to send the groupies running.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      The guy in the middle and on the right made it to the next round of Trump Communications Director interviews.

    • Blackest Noobs

      funny…not a black person among them…hmmmm i wonder why not?

    • Angela Ruzzo

      Well Jesus Christ, my gut reaction to that Tweet is going to last all day long. The very idea of white people marching for White Rights is kinda redundant, since white people have held all the power in this country for 300 years. I notice there are only white MEN in that picture, which kinda resembles photos of Middle Eastern protests where you don’t see any women because they are all stuck at home and not allowed to express an opinion in public. This is not just an example of White Supremacy, it is an example of White Male Supremacy.

    • Red Bird

      True. On point. Thanks.

  • spangled
  • Mr. Blobfish

    Today Venezuela, tomorrow the world

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    “You’re famous! Tourism is going to increase tenfold!”

    http://www.minresco.com/jpg/ablast.jpg

  • dshwa

    As fun as mocking these nazi douchebroes is, let’s not forget what they are, and what they want, and what risk they pose to minorities.
    https://twitter.com/IfIWereMagneto/status/896377000956489728

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They pose a risk to all of us.

      • dshwa

        Yes they do. But some of us have the option of blending in with them, even if we wouldn’t use it, and wouldn’t be first in line for them.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          True, all the better to destroy them from within.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      This is the conundrum. I’d prefer to ignore them but every time I see vids of people standing up to them and punching them in the face I wish it were me doing the punching. Let’s not be good Germans this time.

    • SayItWithWookies

      Oh, take them seriously — they’re in the fucking White House.

    • Rick Hill

      Ridicule and social condemnation will go a long ways towards keeping people from following them.

    • HazooToo

      There has never been a single instance in my life when “just ignore them” has worked on a bully. Ever. They don’t stop when they think they’re not hurting you. They escalate. They try even harder to hurt you. And these people are already screaming “YOUR MERE EXISTENCE ERASES MINE!” so just what do we think they’re going to escalate to from there?

      • dshwa

        Not saying ignore them either. Take them seriously as a threat, not just something to be mocked.

        • HazooToo

          Yeah, I interpreted you as saying “this isn’t a joke or something to be ignored”, just agreeing with you. Those people are going to kill someone.

          • dshwa

            They just did.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Donna Rose has competition from that gorgeous niece of hers!

  • Blackest Noobs

    Trump and Lil Kim’s little whiney fest means:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNcc3LgO2hI&feature=youtu.be&t=18s

  • Rick Hill

    Aww, man! You post cutesy bayubee pictures and the commeents are all about the hate mongers in NC.

    • RobespierreHoo

      Uh, that’s Virginia.

      • Rick Hill

        It’s spreading already!?!

        • HazooToo

          It’s everywhere, and always has been, so spreading isn’t really the right word. More like… the tiki torches in NC ignited the methane cloud that is white supremacists noxious opinions.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I’m just managing to down my pre-long run coffee, but WTF is going on in Charlottesville FFS?

    https://twitter.com/blaqueerflow/status/896389724671283200

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      Robert E Lee Statue being removed. Roaches coming out of the woodwork…..I understand from an interview on Democracy now, the Deputy Mayor says they are looking for a museum or something to take it, not just destroy it.

    • William

      It’s like the Nuremburg rallies, with the participants having far less education, teeth and charisma.

      • Christopher Story

        At least those Nazis could say they were just following orders. These have even less excuse than that.

    • jesterpunk
      • Les Appentis De la résistance

        Do they want to secede? They can have Florida. It’ll still be there for about another 50 years.

        • jesterpunk

          If they did secede they wouldn’t last 5 years before they ran out of money and crashed their economy. The rest of us would still have to bail them out to prevent a bigger war.

          • Blackest Noobs

            couldn’t we just use the earthquake machines created by Cheney to put them all in Florida….and then push Florida off and heading to Cuba?

          • Christopher Story

            The image of all the Cuban immigrants fleeing back to Cuba to escape the Nazi hell hole that would be Florida, tickles me.

          • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

            Rising sea levels will take care of that. We’ll just need to evacuate everyone else and build that wall. The white nationalists will have to take some personal responsibility

          • jesterpunk

            We would have to move Cape Canaveral first.Either that or we could use the rockets to move them farther away.

          • Blackest Noobs

            rocket man it, man!

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Nah, man. Cuba has socialized medicine. They couldn’t handle that.

          • Blackest Noobs

            EXACTLY!!!!

        • William

          Texas. I think Texas would be better. Just as soon as they learn to spell it. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/507bcebf0e29a50298469721195576131b8473aceffbdd885a807b6c225a1a0a.jpg

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        Allowing armed mobs to parade around on the streets and attack counter protestors without police intervention. What could possibly go wrong?

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        This looks like a fun activity. Bring the kids! Free hot dogs and balloons!

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    Donald Trump was an egotistical ass in 1994. How did Melania marry him in 2005 much less conceive a child? Was it date rape, allegedly?

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      She was aging out as a model with a mediocre career.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Let’s just say she was aging out with a mediocre career.

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          Don’t ever call Melania an escort. No money was left on the dresser ever!

      • jesterpunk

        Wasn’t she also in the country illegally?

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          At one point, possibly, but that was overlooked. Immigration laws were more lenient pre 9-11, especially if you were a European model wanting to marry a white trash thousandaire and not some Messicun.

          • jesterpunk

            So she was in the country illegally and took a job no ‘Merican wanted?

          • Jennifer R

            Yes.

          • jesterpunk

            Would that make Barron one of those anchor babbies Trump likes to complain about?

          • Jennifer R

            100%

          • Jennifer R

            She’s a Russian asset, or at least her father was, and she is property either way.

        • William

          She overstayed her *snicker* work *chuckle* visa.

    • HazooToo

      She didn’t care how odious he is. She was marrying his money, not him.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        At least she’s earning every penny.

  • BadKitty904

    *sambas quietly in the background*

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HtHEgINHO0

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Jerry Rice on Wait, Wait. The Anti-Trump, handsizewise.

  • Ezio

    Nazis waving around Polynesian Tiki torches is weird but it’s not new. I’ve noticed a trend of white supremacists online who use Japanese cartoon women as their profile pictures too.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Before I head off to the salt mines for the day, I’ll remind you that we have at least two open and proud white supremacists in the White House advising the president, not to mention his fashy spawn. In case anyone was wondering how they can get away with this shit at UVA…

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Hello, grandbabby! Look at you, focusing those great big eyes like a boss. Navel all healed up, I see. Way to exceed goals at a very young age!

  • Maggielle

    Hello grandbabby! Would you mind very much if I nibble on your toes for a minute? Do not worry, your toes will be totally safe.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I, too, suffer from a “baby-foot fetish.” There’s just something about those little fat round feet . . . .

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        I have a thing for tummy raspberries and giggly squeals.

      • Me not sure

        Plus, as long as you have them you get carried. Once they’re gone you are on your own.

        • Maggielle

          I look at my own old, gnarled feet, and think how they used to be cute and nibbleable, and I think wow! My bunions are as big as those baby feet! And then I think how many years these gnarly feet have marched me around, and I pat them and say “thank you”.

          • Me not sure

            Take care of your feet and they’ll take care of you.

  • William
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Still can’t believe WTF is going on in Charlottesville–or maybe I can at this point–but this puts things into perspective:

    https://twitter.com/NeverTrumpTexan/status/896389751145627648

    • SayItWithWookies

      Every fascist revolution is a bourgeois fascist revolution.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Hey! Where are the white girls?

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Am I getting too obscure for the young’uns, you think?

    https://twitter.com/unsaltedsinner/status/896395321865117697

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    An Open Letter to everyone:
    Recently, I took a job at my local grocery store. It’s part of a massive chain of stores. I didn’t want to have to work at a grocery store, but I had five hospitalizations last year and I’m underwater, so there you have it.
    Anyway, this isn’t a pity party invitation, but an explanation of a few things I’ve noticed in my short time as a cashier at one of the only 3 groceries in my whole town (and the surrounding smaller towns):
    1) You can’t tell from looking at someone whether or not they are on food assistance. I’ve been surprised half a dozen times by who’s swiping a benefits card.
    2) Some of the people who are swiping benefit cards are buying a few of what we would consider “luxury” items like steak, or prepared foods like Lunchables, but the vast majority are buying cheaper store-brand items and are taking advantage of the “10 for 10” and similar sales. They’re buying off-brand colas like Big K, and store-brand diapers, and they’re generally being wise in their purchases. It’s disappointing but not surprising that they rarely buy fresh vegetables or fruit, and I hope that’s just because it’s summer and they’re getting those items elsewhere. NOT ONE person on assistance has bought crab legs.
    3) Nobody, rich or poor, has bought any of the trash rags like the National Enquirer in any of my shifts. I have not sold a single one. This gives me hope for the eventual demise of the franchise.
    If the people marching today to yell about whatever it is they’re yelling about knew what I know now, they would understand that probably half of them, or more, are receiving some form of government assistance. If the programs were killed just to prevent the people they don’t like from getting “free stuff” from the government nearly all of them would be personally affected or would know someone who was.
    I wish there were some way to convince republicans that they should care about other people.

    • MOG253

      Exactly, thank you

    • Blackest Noobs

      the thing is none of it is actually free. we all pay in one way or another. the problem is the me-1st mentality. we definitely need to get over that shit. if you can help, help, if you need help, ask.

      people who got stuff need to stop whining about other people. it kills me that most of the whiny-est whiners are those that have more than their fair share worried about someone with little to no income getting some assistance and they have the gall to call themselves “Christian.”

      if Jesus was real, dude would be flipping their money changing tables for damn sure.

      • jesterpunk

        The problem is the right has pushed the narrative that those “others” getting any help is responsible for everyone else problems. So their base has someone to blame for everything instead of looking at the rights policies that are actually causing problems.

        • Blackest Noobs

          well the middle class got duped. those on the top tricked them into voting republican to save themselves but only signed their own death notes…but the republicans instead of preserving the middle class, they raped the fuck outha them and the middle class, well, like Oliver, they said, Sir, May I have more.

          and all so some rich-fucks can make a few more percentage points in money..money they don’t really need nor deserve.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        I know. I’d like to point out to people who say supportive things about rich people who don’t pay taxes that THEY, themselves, DO pay taxes and their taxes support the military, police, and fire departments; pay for upkeep to roads and bridges; fund the EPA and a zillion other things, and the rich are sucking up those freebies on the backs of the poor. But if logic and reason worked we wouldn’t have a republican party.

    • Me not sure

      You’ve taught me a lot today. Thanks.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Other than the lady who screamed at her kid because he wanted an apple instead of donuts, I’ve managed to stop myself from being judgmental about the people who basically shop for groceries at the 7-11 near my shop with SNAP cards. There’s no supermarket anywhere nearby, they don’t have cars, and who the fuck knows what bad luck and misfortune led them to this juncture? And “there, but for the grace of God” also too.

      Thanks for posting this.

      • Anntwiggins

        Select54b

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      • Mattiebgrant

        Spin64b

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    • jowgajen

      I consider that if someone wants to buy a luxury like steak or Lunchables with their assistance that they are exercising their right to choose. Perhaps they don’t get this opportunity as often as I do. I enjoy my ability to choose what I eat, I don’t think it’s within my rights to judge anyone for taking that small pleasure in their own lives regardless of their financial situation.

      And when you think of it this way, it makes the sight of a homeless person drinking a beer on the sidewalk look completely different. That’s not someone making poor choices. That’s possibly someone making the only, small empowered choice available to them today.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Exactly. Judging what they buy or eat in the guise of concern for them isn’t empathy, it’s just trying to exercise control over them.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      As someone with a disability who fortunately was able to work long enough at a government job to retire with a decent government pension and health care, I suspect there’s a lot of boomers in my age in a very hard place.
      Too young for SS, and not able to work at the service jobs that are the only ones available a lot of places in the country, they face age discrimination and/or don’t have the skills for work that they might be able to do.
      What- you’re 58 years old and you can learn coding- and then Google is going to hire you? Now that would be some diversity program.
      So they end up on SSI disability (if they’re lucky) Medicare or Medicaid, and food stamps.

    • folderol

      The people who are gaming the system and ripping taxpayers off the most are making millions of dollars a year. I don’t care about the rest.

    • SeeTrain65

      So, working at Kroger. Union job? (Sure hope so.)

      Even so, things could be worse. You could be working at SprawlMart.

      Good luck.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Yes, union job.

        • SeeTrain65

          Good. My niece worked through school at our local Kroger and got into the union. She still works there during the summer when she’s not teaching.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Oh, please a quarter of the people marching are on SNAP, and a third of them are on disability. Half of them are getting Medicaid through the ACA. All of the women use or have used Planned Parenthood and a lot of them have had abortions. None of them goes to church. They’re just really mad that black people get to do all that, too, end of story.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Celtic_Gnome

      Excuse me, Ms. Grimes. Can you name the previous President of the United States? I mean out loud and in front of everybody.

      • data_ninja

        Harsh but fair.

      • SeeTrain65

        “Yes, well, I’ll have my staff look into that. Next question?”

  • msanthropesmr

    I’m drinking beer while msanthrope is saving the world.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Thank you for your service.

      • msanthropesmr

        It’s bad Italian beer.

        • House0fTheBlueLights

          It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it.

          • puredog

            That bad Italian beer’s not gonna drink itself.

  • miss_grundy

    Photo cuties! Bless them!

  • Ezio

    One little pet peeve I have that I want to bring up here: If you look at the pictures of the Nazi boys rally last night, you will see that most of them are wearing polo shirts and khakis and look like they are wealthy enough to play golf for fun. So please, refrain from classist words like “white trash” when describing them.
    /Rant

    • Blackest Noobs

      just because they wear clothing of the wealthy doesn’t make them any less trashy.

      • Ezio

        Yeah, I know. But I’ve seen a few people describe them as trash, not because of what they believe and say, but because they think they live in a trailer park. I am okay with calling them trash in context of the former, though.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      trash is as trash does,

      And you can buy those clothes at Kohls or JC Penney where they cost no more than jeans and a t-shirt.

      • jesterpunk

        You can even buy it at goodwill or the salvation army for the price of a cup of coffee.

    • The Wanderer

      How about if I just call them ‘trash?’ Uncultured, imbecilic, racist ratfuckers who should be ground into kibble and fed to Australian dingoes?

      • Ezio

        I’m cool with it in that context, sure.

    • Sedagive ’em Hell

      Polo shirts and khakis are the new Nazi casual.

    • Michael R
      • Villago Delenda Est

        Barron isn’t there by choice. The other two are.

        • House0fTheBlueLights

          Oh please, none of them is there. That whole thing is a photoshop.

    • SeeTrain65

      A turd in a tuxedo is still a turd.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Didn’t Ralph Nader have the decency to shut the fuck up for a certain amount of time after the 2000 election?

    Maybe he could jet down to Jill Stein’s dacha and give her some lessons in class.

    • FlownΩver

      Sisyphus says “Think that over first.”

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    What country is this? What decade is this?

    • Blackest Noobs

      it’s white rage reaction to having the previous President being a black person.
      i actually expected worse.

    • FlownΩver

      Summer of Hate. Thanks, Obama (probably).

      • puredog

        Just took fifty years to go 180 degrees. That’s. . . .something.

  • jesterpunk

    Some OT nice news. If anyone is around NYC there is a really good charity concert coming up next month. It will also be on MSNBC if you cant make it.

    http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/music-festivals/7882150/global-citizen-festival-2017-lineup

    Global Citizen Festival 2017 is set to be a tremendous humanitarian event at the Central Park Great Lawn on Sept. 23 with a star-studded lineup headlined by Stevie Wonder (and special guests), Green Day, The Killers, The Lumineers, and featuring The Chainsmokers.

    The annual charity concert also includes special guest performances by Pharrell Williams, Big Sean, Andra Day, Alessia Cara, and more to be announced at a later date.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    OK, since it is becoming apparent that I need to maintain my fitness level for political and self-protection reasons, not just vanity, I am off for my long run on this note:

    https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/896381755032317952

    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

      Unfortunately, Senator Warren, some of us don’t have the ability or inclination.

      • puredog

        Yeah, I too am tired of shitting on Kamala Harris. Time to go after Lizzie. /s
        C’mon, peeps, stay focused!

    • ltmcdies

      yes you should be better people but you’re not better so call the Nazi horde out for what they are.
      geez….this mealy mouthed stuff is getting on my nerves…

  • The Wanderer
  • dshwa

    When do they fire on Fort Sumter?

    • Me not sure

      What time is it now?

      • dshwa

        James Buchanan O’clock

        • Me not sure

          The Sgt. Schultz of Presidents.

        • FlownΩver

          And his lovely wife Pat.

      • SDGeoff3

        Happy hour.

        • Me not sure

          Brunchfast!

          • SDGeoff3

            Mimosas! Bloody Marys!

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Has the media taken up the tiki-torch of both-siderism in Charlottesville yet?

    • Me not sure

      I guess the “old school” burning cross is now passè.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Counterprotesters purporting to be ‘antifa’ are threatening camera crews and reporters with guns, so they’re the the story now.

    • eggs ackly-wright

      Yes. CNN had Marsha Blackburn on to spew her bullshit.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        That’s why I never go to CNN these days. MSNBC is better.

        • eggs ackly-wright

          Comcast does not allow me to watch MSNBC. I have a “choice” between local, CNN, or Faux.

          • SDGeoff3

            So THAT’s why you’re here! Who could blame you?

          • eggs ackly-wright

            Watching CNN is, for me, an exercise in keeping up with the enemy’s tactics.

          • SDGeoff3

            I know! Such a variety of tactics. They have the best tactics. So many tactics. Lies, lies, more lies, and projection, denial and bullshit.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    My only gripe about the counter-protesters is that I wish they were a bit less hipstery.

    • jowgajen

      They aren’t hipsters, they are OG hippy. Those are my hippy religious peoples, in fact.

      https://www.facebook.com/acluofvirginia/videos/10155341358422631/

    • Rick Hill

      One aspect of the civil rights marches was that they expected participants to dress as well as possible, to underscore the seriousness of their commitment, or something

      • jowgajen

        That was black men and women countering racist stereotypes through image messaging. It’s something they had/have to do every single day to have any white person at all pay attention. It’s a symptom of their oppression, a sadness, not something to celebrate.

        • HazooToo

          I don’t think I’ve ever seen an “off the street interview” with a black person who wasn’t wildly animated and weird. And I don’t know what the hell that says. Do I not watch TV news enough? Are bonkers people more likely to hang around waiting for the reporter to talk to them? Or is that what the reporters want to show people?

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            the latter, in my experience.

            We really care what they say or how they say it, it just needs to be a “good (sound)byte.”

          • HazooToo

            I’m so sick of this.

      • Me not sure

        Yes. There was extensive training before any action. Little was left to chance or unplanned on our side.

    • jaspersdad

      My only gripe about the Nazis, is that they’re fucking Nazis.

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    Paging Susan Sarandon, Susan Sarandon to the courtesy desk…

    • Michael R
      • Blackest Noobs

        she won’t though…wise up that is.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Absolutely true.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Don’t get hot and flustered, use a little mustard.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      She’s busy. Her job with Rupert Murdoch ended, so she signed up for some series work for Sumner Redstone. Because you CAN’T ASK A WOMAN TO BE FASTIDIOUS ABOUT WHO SHE LENDS AN AIR OF LEGITIMACY TO WHEN IT’S ABOUT POVERTY BEING ONLY $50 MILLION AWAY. Also, she’s moved on to how awesome elephants are.

      Srsly, Sister Helen even posted about not being able to understand why anyone wouldn’t vote to stop Trump. Sarandon is seriously on her own here, if you don’t count the friends of Abe.

      • Sedagive ’em Hell

        Elephants are, however, the most awesome thing there is.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          They in fact are. The Trump brothers are using our tax dollars to kill them.

          Then, of course, Nina Turner wants to support Republicans with all that dark money that’s surely coming in $27 increments, Jill Stein grifted recount millions and Michael Tracey is BFFs with Cernovich now. Bernie fluffs Trump and attacks Democrats who I’m sure are coincidentally women and minorities 24/7 on TV and promotes radical purity on healthcare with his base between fitful support of ACA. Her ‘movement’ isn’t even pretending not to be alt-right ratfuckers now.

          She was the loudest voice of support for the leaders and the message of that fucking both sides post-resistance bullshit. She should get off her overpriced ass and do some opposing. But, oh, wait, Susan Sarandon, who was comfortable enough with the millions who died for her sins in 2000 to get in bed with Jim Crow for a chance to do it again.

          I truly wish I believed in hell sometimes..

    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

      “The white zone is for the loading or unloading of Nazis only… “

  • Ezio
  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    so, not a peep yet from Lil Donnie Drama about C-ville; I would think our last president would have called for peace and unity, but apparently that’s not how macho Mango Mussolini rolls.

    Who’s guessing there’s an old tweet of his out there about how this kind of thing was Obama’s fault. (Cause you know there is; I haven’t figured out yet how to search through one person’s tweets).

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      The troll in the Whitehouse who hires actual fascists has not yet condemned actual fascists?

      I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    Hell broke loose in Charlottesville. Watching the live coverage on AM Joy, It’s carrying on into the next segment. This is just fucked up, gang. No real police presence, just letting the nazis go about their business and some of the nazis have fucking guns. Shit!

    • CripesAmighty

      Charlottesville (finally) declared an unlawful assembly, and sent the cops in. So, they got to run around in the street with their stupid flags and Tupperware shields, but the ‘rally’ has been shitcanned.–so they don’t even get to have their Nuremberg In Bumfuck.
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oytywCDU9S4

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Heard that myself, all’s well that, well, ends.

  • Ezio
    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Or as strongly as he denounced Mika’s alleged plastic surgery, or as strongly as he denounced Meryl Streep.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        or *cough* hillary *cough*

        I think i’ve figured it out. C-ville has absolutely nothing to do with him or his family or his minions.

        Yup, that’s it.

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          Nailed it!

        • data_ninja

          If they held their rally in front of a Trump tower with the possibility of property damage, a federal State of Emergency (complete with martial law) would have already been declared.

        • msanthropesmr

          Actually he has property there.

    • Rick Hill

      6K? Any way to confirm that?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    All the Tallulah pics are precious, but the yawn one stands out.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    but her emails!!!!!

  • DainBramage

    This polo shirted putsch is depressing and maddening. Here’s a little something that made me feel better.
    https://twitter.com/NASA/status/896401711631388675

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      I was speaking to my ninety year old uncle at a family funeral yesterday, and he talked about travelling to Florida in 1972 and watching the launch of Apollo 17 – the first night launch by NASA of a manned spaceflight. I could still hear the wonder in his voice as he described how everything lit up as the rocket climbed away. What an amazing thing to have seen!

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7fba3d9f8e7aa197c740ff2033f001fb74be5973a2adfae31e572c7b7f446aef.jpg

      • DainBramage

        That’s great! I was in Orlando in ’85(?) when they launched the space shuttle at night. Even 50 or so miles away, it was like the sun coming up.

      • Bobathonic

        It was always awesome, night shits were super awesome. It was like a sunrise in fast motion. I got to see al the Apollo shots, and several shuttle shots.

    • Covfefe

      So if we send a manned mission to Mars, and we destabilize Mars’ orbit, will Mars end up hitting the earth?

      • Bobathonic

        Good idea, but not soon enough.

    • FlownΩver

      Are those sirens I hear? Where;s KV Jr. when we need him?

  • data_ninja

    Ah yes, the local air raid siren just went off. But that’s because it’s noon and on a Saturday, as it is scheduled to. But these days, for just a hair second, I had to check the time to make sure it wasn’t just a test.

    These are interesting times.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    if chinese state media is to be believed, China’s pres is teaching Lil Donnie how to president. At this point, I won’t believe either side until the transcript leaks:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/df08068226149e4ade26cdbacc9049a0054b9ced35cf3eadb3e639901484995e.png

    • Blackest Noobs

      in a closed door meeting of the Chinese government, the Chinese leadership was laughing their asses off.

    • William

      Trump responds “Oh but when I asked for another packet of duck sauce, you got all bigly indignant”.

    • HazooToo

      But he learned everything he needed to know about China after sitting down with Xi for ten minutes!!!!! Are you saying that’s impossible? Are you saying our President is a liar who bombs people over chocolate cake and is definitely insane?!

    • Incoming Ham

      Someone needs to teach him to adult first.

  • Blackest Noobs

    i just checked on trip packages to Guam….still not cheaper even with the nuclear destruction possibilities.

  • jowgajen

    Meanwhile in Los Angeles …..

    Here is perhaps the most Los Angeles style Los Angeles Times food articles ever written. It’s nerdy, it’s about a Mexican food staple, it contains this spectacular sentence:

    Consider the almondy neo-horchata-plus-cold-brew beverage called Horchoffee at Jessica Koslow’s East Hollywood toast shop Sqirl.

    http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-fo-horchata-recipes-science-20170719-story.html

    • Neo is the one, right?

    • SDGeoff3

      Written in Millennial-speak.

    • Suttree

      A “toast shop”? Why what?

      • jowgajen

        It’s explained by “East Hollywood”.

        • Old town Urbandale

          And here’s a tip: don’t give a name to your toast shop that every auto-correct everywhere is going to change. “We estimate business is off 20 percent because people are going to that copycat toast bar ‘Squirrel’ because of their damn phone’s auto-correct.”

        • Suttree

          I don’t understand the significance of East Hollywood. Is it super hip up and coming pretentious?

      • SDGeoff3

        Toast is the new accepted vehicle for delivering avocados in various degrees of squished.

    • SeeTrain65

      Emphasis mine.

      In the U.S., the Mexican style of horchata predominates, made from rice
      that is soaked, ground, pulverized, strained and dressed up in sweet and
      sometimes spice-y accessories, most often cinnamon. Think of it as the
      original alt-milk.

      Oh, FFS.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        oh FFS, indeed.

        When it explaining to people who’ve never heard of it, “RICE MILK” WORKS PERFECTLY FINE.

  • SDGeoff3

    Is that adorable little genius babby already doing her own tie-dye fashions?

    • rebecca

      a wonker sent it for Donna (who wore it plenty before outgrowing), I can’t remember who. Sir, identify yourself please!

      • Damn dirty hippies with their tie dye.

      • SDGeoff3

        We certainly keep nice company here.

  • Everrett Fanuelli
  • Parakeetist

    Who’s a good babby? You is! Tickle tickle.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    Has anybody got Jill Stein’s input on how there would be even bigger Nazi rallies if Clinton were elected yet?

    • Rick Hill

      “This is wrong! We need to flood someone with phone calls!!!11!”

      • SeeTrain65

        “Send your donations straight to Jill4Pres2020.”

  • Rick Hill

    I used to follow a Chinese, Idk, news variety site. Someone would do a very socially abhorrent thing and they would conduct what they called a “human flesh search” Their term for using social media to find the person. I wonder if those guys in the tiki parade are aware they will be found out and it is possible this will follow them through their careers

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    “I’ve never been military or law enforcement but I do play one at racist rallies!”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/efc233027185d42c805bad5d2ee68f498f13345d0a0b85f7502dbb4b220116f6.jpg

    • TundraGrifter

      Volunteers for the open post of Ambassador to Syria.

      • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

        Who are you kidding? These guys did everything they could to not serve, and you’d encounter a laundry list of pre-existing conditions faster than you could say bone spurs if they were facing an armed resistance.

    • jesterpunk

      How long until one of them shoots themselves in the dick or ass? Also if they do shoot themselves in the dick would they notice?

      https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/georgia-man-shoots-himself-in-the-dick-doesnt-notice-1594783276

      • puredog

        “And nothing valuable was lost.”

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Fucking scumbags. I have no doubt that all of these pencil dicked motherfuckers are just aching for the chance to bag a librul or a n****r.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      “Freedom’s brave sentinels.”

      • SeeTrain65

        “If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?” – St. George

    • ltmcdies

      I think would be calling on these arseholes to defend Guam. When are these boys signing up

  • TundraGrifter

    Guam – The vacation paradise where you’ll get that warm glow. Even in the dark.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      You might ever see that fabled green errrr blinding white flash at sunset.

      • John D.

        “The sun is in the east, even though the day is done.
        Two suns in the sunset.
        Hmmm.
        Could be, the human race is run.”

  • Fact for the day, in light of certain mumbling about statues: Lee requested when he died for people to let it fucking go and for heaven’s sake not to bury him with confederate trappings and shit.
    Why do these nazis disrespect the wishes of dead people?

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Here’s another thought- if you don’t live in Charlottesville, convince your own town to accept those statues and put them in the public square. And good luck with that.

      • I just getta kick outta reminding them that Lee Himself woulda been against their bullshit.
        Makes em all sulky

  • folderol

    I just leibe my Lebensraum!
    I got mine in the last pogrom!
    And now I tidy up the place
    With flowers in a lovely vase!

    It’s good to have the pale skin
    It means we are the bestest in
    making sure their are not traces
    of untermenschen-type of races

    Now I put my feet up higher
    By the lovely blazing fire
    Toss in one more verboten book
    And take care I don’t overcook

  • Ezio
    • Once again, is it a uniform for them to be dumpy? Is that like a normal thing?
      And wtf with the grin on bow tie there? Lolz

    • Apple Scruff

      Which one of the Congressman and which is the Nazi? lol

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        A distinction that is no difference.

        • Apple Scruff

          As I wrote that comment, this was my first though!

      • Older one not in plaid is Tommy boy methinks. Younger one with illfitting suit jacket is dork on the right.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      The only acceptable reason for any elected official ever to have a face to face meeting with one of these pigs is to spit in the Nazi’s face.

      • Tom’s a bit of a racist fuck. These are his people

        • jesterpunk

          A racist Republican congress critter? Where is my shocked face?

          • He runned for govenor in the primary. He did not win very much XD Instead they went with the guy who ran for Lt Gov last time and got his ass handed to him

  • Apple Scruff

    How much do I love Richard Painter? He’s great on Twitter, too.

    • CripesAmighty

      he has become my fave republican ever. Nobody, but nobody does Righteous Outrage better. And he’s funny as hell.

  • andyshelt

    The refrain of the Trump supporters as they scavenge for food in the post apocalyptic remnants of society after Orange Hitler unleashes “fire and fury”.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f69464f9369d2837cc1d072d602713b2ffe6d1536b61ddbd834dc5ac7276fc5b.jpg

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    TRAGIC! How many family gatherings are absent their racist uncles today due to Charlottesville?

    • CripesAmighty

      Wel, at least faceplant people get a break…

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Sadly, I hear this didn’t happen last night until the nazis left.

    https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/896406724734840834

    • jowgajen

      To be fair to the police, the antifa are pretty unruly. Which is understandable, and a respectable choice in the face of Nazis. But you have to know you are likely to get arrested.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I think the problem with the antifa being part of the same world as the keks is overlap.

      • HazooToo

        Yes. And used as an example of the “violent left”. Although, at this point, that ship has sailed, so my only objection to antifa’s tactics is moot.

    • OutOfOrbit

      but are they arresting the right ppl?

      • Suttree

        Probably just arresting anyone they get their hands on. Brown people first though.

    • Swampay

      Seeing the overmilitarized police confronting white nationalists makes my tummy feel funny. I hate seeing the police in riot gear facing down crowds but not as much as I hate seeing torch-bearing white nationalists protest.

      • Which ones are which?

        • Swampay

          I know, right?

          • I do wonder though if the police are rethinking their decision to back republicans letting just anyone own military grade hardware at this point.
            I hope that they are.

  • CripesAmighty

    Richard Painter’s unloading on Dump, Bannon, Gorka. Says this is ‘just like Germany in the ’30s–were not gonna tolerate Bannon, Gorka and his nazi medals–they’ve gotta go! Now!’

  • Raan

    Wonkette Grandbaby has the satisfied look that only comes with the pride of labor. Or she pooped. Either way, well done, Tallulah.

  • Swampay

    A short while after Trump threatened military action, the White House said Trump had refused to take a phone call from Maduro. “President Trump will gladly speak with the leader of Venezuela as soon as democracy is restored in that country,” the White House said.

    Democracy – you keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    • jowgajen

      for fuck’s sake

    • jesterpunk

      But Trump will gladly talk to the leaders of Turkey and the Philippines.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      ah, so the oil is threatened is what you’re saying.

    • Jamoche

      Venezuela: “You first”.

  • Ezio
    • Augustus

      It’s so obvious to anyone who isn’t a complete fucking neckbeard that we’re right and they’re wrong…

      …so how do we make sure they lose and we win?

      • Continue to fight.

      • Rick Hill

        Ridicule and social stigma.

      • M.E. Lawrence

        Don’t back down. Stay calm and do a little something every day. (Do a big something once in a while, too.) Meanwhile, visualize indictments. Lots of indictments.

  • Juan de Fuca
    • What if there is not a larger group? This has been in the works since their last torch song outting and this is the most they could muster.

      • Juan de Fuca

        That’s a good point, Jen.

        • All their rallies are planned for months and months. And they can never seem to reach half the numbers that say, any given leftist march can garner in a few hours.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            maybe that’s the point of the tweet? It’s not the ones who come out – it’s all the ones at home who WISH they had they guts, time, energy, distance, whatever to come out.

          • Yeah but my point is that there might be NOT too many back at home. This is their full load.
            In light of that aspect, it is pretty pitiful.

          • Juan de Fuca

            Agreed but I think he’s talking about the people we all know at work who may not attend these rallies but who make it known they’re on the wrong side of this. They’re on the wrong side of history and on the wrong side of fashion too, because I saw one wingnut wearing an Affliction T-shirt attacking an antifa kid and I’m thinking – who in the fuck is still wearing Affliction T-Shirts in 2017?

          • AHHHH but consider: There were SCORES of us who could not make the woman’s march or the science march, etc etc etc.
            We out number them by a metric shit ton is the point, Juan, and their little rally just illustrates the point.

          • Juan de Fuca

            Yup and I agree with ya ma’am. BTW and O/T, I meant to follow up our previous discussion (re. dipshit Ted Nugent) with a video of my friend’s son who is becoming a local legend in the SoCal music thing and who is not a right wing asshole.

            Check this dude out. He was only 15 at the time, is 17 now and has offers to go on tour with some big name groups but dad is keeping him focused on school:

            https://youtu.be/IGk_f_AkxuQ

          • ok, HE can play. And almost makes that song decent.
            Ted, not so much.

    • Ezio

      “The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference, it’s indifference.” -Elie Wiesel

    • Jennifer R

      They attacked singing clergy, tell me you aren’t worried about them.
      https://twitter.com/CongregateVille/status/896380676420886528

  • CripesAmighty

    Okay, now Eddie Munster has meeped in with the boilerplate tut-tutting.

    From the White Dumpster? Crickets.

    • what did Eddie Meep?

      • CripesAmighty

        OH, the usual, ‘Violence is bad, mmmmmmkaaaaayyy?’

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      Notice how all these rethug meeps fail to identify the nazi scum as the subject of their meeping? Read Eddie’s comment again assuming it’s directed at the counter protesters. It works both ways because he can’t risk upsetting the base.

  • Joe Beese

    The word “Charlottesville” does not appear on the front page of Breitbart.com.

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      No surprise. What about FuxNews?

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      And it won’t until they finish editing their tapes to show the peaceful Pepe boys being picked on by evil leftists.

  • CripesAmighty

    And props to the counter-protesters for giving no quarter to these shmucks.

  • jowgajen
    • jowgajen

      You bring Citronella torches and we’ll bring the lawyers with green hats and clipboards ….

      • data_ninja

        Apparently there IS someone to watch the Watchmen.

      • Me not sure

        It’s the Charlottesville way.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      I would fear more the dreaded middle aged lady lawyer clipboard army than the dolts with torches

      • jowgajen

        Right?! That lady sees you and she is not amused by your antics.

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          She looks like my divorce attorney, who convinced my verbal bully of an ex to sign a favorable custody and child support agreement without my having to spend a minute in court.

  • SeeTrain65

    We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

    “Of course … your brilliant French double agent.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQx7zOhN6Vg

  • memzilla Ω

    As far as the tiki torch parade in Charlottesville last night — you have to give the Nazis credit, they had much better choreography.
    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9be4eb75a6d6db3d787cac5137708fc31883925e95fcef349fd91a47282acbe9.jpg

    • Also lacked tiki torches

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Interesting thing about fascists is their love for Busby Berkley.

      • Steve Cole

        Common ground!

  • Jennifer R

    Today’s Charlottesville rally (last night was just the pre party) theme: They aren’t even trying to hide anymore.
    https://twitter.com/AngryScotland/status/896409351526723585

    • ironic considering the ass holding said flag looks not at all pure aryan. He woulda been rounded up in the old days with the rest.

      • FukuiSanYesOta

        Eh, they weren’t all that good at the pure Aryan thing. He probably would have been an oberleutnant in Einsantzgruppe B.

        • I like my twilight zone irony better-er.

          • FukuiSanYesOta

            I’m still gobsmacked that this is the America of today. My snark is a little off-kilter at the moment, sorry.

          • I am not. But then I have been to many a place in my tenure here on Earth and I have seen this shit before. Not quite this big but still.
            I assure you, ain’t no person of color, woman or ally in the south who is surprised by this shit either.

            *Edit: Not that this is a southern thing, but that they have been living with this shit out in the open the longest.

          • Eileen Besse

            I’ve only been down heah 12 years, and it’s reminding me TOO much of Dirty Old Boston pre-1980s (kinda).

        • Bobathonic

          And happy to be there.

    • SayItWithWookies

      I’ve been calling ’em Nazis from whenever they thought it was safe to crawl out from under their rocks. Richard Spencer’s cutesy name for Nazis and fascist and KKK bigots doesn’t fool anyone.

      • Jennifer R

        I wish it wasn’t fooling people.

        • It only fools the people who want to be fooled. The word complicit comes to mind. As well as enabling.

          • Jennifer R

            The word you are looking for is Collaborator.

          • Can we start callin em Vichy-right?

    • Blackest Noobs

      SIGH….white people.

      • #notallwhitepeople!
        But a depressing number of them. However, remember, they’ve been planning this for months and this is the best they could come up with.

        • Blackest Noobs

          i know…but still.

          • I honestly don’t get this latest “culture” thing. White culture is oppressing minorities and women and destroying the land and using the poor as a slave caste. Why the fuck would I wanna celebrate that shit?

            Edit: As opposed to “American” culture which is a glorious mismash from all over and leads to innovation and prosperity.

      • Edith Prickly

        Right??

      • SisterArtemis

        Speaking from within some pretty pasty beige skin, I’m with ya. Damn, it’s not like it benefits “us” to act this stupid and hateful. I’m grateful every day for the (still racist) white folks in my grandparents generation who looked at the rest of the family and said, ya know what guys? we’re outta here. You keep on doing your mean nasty isolation thing, and we’re going to move to the Puget Sound and hang out with the rest of society.

        There’s a nice buffer of elderly bleeding heart liberals between my generation and those fuckfaces still bitchin about The Browns and I’m sure voting for Trump and his ilk. But fewer of them every generation. And I’m very glad I don’t have contact with them. Thanks Grands!

        • Eileen Besse

          My immigrant grands & folks started out with the Irish-Italian prejudice thing in Boston, late 1800s-early 1900s. Then “Busing” happened, and I was ashamed at their acceptance of the Southie crapola. But that actually, eventually, motivated them OUT of it all, and I salute them for their decisions to STOP it all. Slainte, Mum & Dad….

    • Reply second: Everyone in VA needs to see this image of the confed wavers just happily going along with an actual nazi flag.

      • Jukesgrrl

        Everyone in the nation, not only Virginia.

  • OutOfOrbit

    “Obama’s barrage of complete sentences is seen as brutal attack on Trump.”
    –Andy Borowitz/The New Yorker

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/status/896400866361704449
    Oh fuck off asshole.
    You and your party laid the groundwork for all of this.

    • OWN it Ryan. All your demonizing of the left, of POC, of the gays, of everyone not you for decades has done this.
      You cry and whine when the left demonizes the right by calling them Nazis? Naw mang, we are just seeing the spots on the leopard.

    • ariel_gee_398

      He didn’t tweet anything when Trump was tweeting out transphobic red meat to the base, did he? I guess that kind of vile bigotry is okay with him.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Ryan is upset because his version of white supremacy, gutting health care and social benefits, isn’t as swift.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Careful ZEGS – that’s your fucking BASE!

    • SayItWithWookies

      Which views, Ryan? Do you condemn fascism? Do you condemn the Nazis? Do you condemn the KKK? Go ahead and check with the Freedom Caucus and see if you can get permission.

  • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

    I just watched a bit of Joy Reid over on RawStory and she showed a clip of the tiki-Nazis last night chanting, “Blood and soil, blood and soil,” and I was wondering what the actual fuck does that even mean when Joy said it was the actual, fucking slogan of the Nazi Agriculture Dept. I can’t even people.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      It wasn’t the Nazi Agriculture Dept. It was a slogan designed to promote lebensraum (living space, roughly) – the concept of the expansion of Germany into territories in the east, e.g. Poland. The idea was to give those of pure blood space to expand into new soil. It also was ideated for the purpose of extolling the benefits of rural living in said expanded space.

      That they were chanting this explicitly Nazi slogan is abhorrent.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        I think it was actually older than the Nazis. It was 19th century, and was also used during the Bismarck era to promote German unification. Whatever, it’s origins are nationalist and racist.
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_and_Soil

        • FukuiSanYesOta

          Ah, I didn’t google, hence my mistake.

          However, this bit is telling:

          “Richard Walther Darré popularized the phrase at the time of the rise of Nazi Germany; he wrote a book called Neuadel aus Blut und Boden (A New Nobility Based On Blood And Soil), in 1930, which proposed a systemic eugenics program, arguing for breeding as a cure-all for all the problems plaguing the state.”

          I’m pretty sure these Virginia Nazis don’t really know the history behind it either, but know that it’s Nazi and therefore “good”.

          It’s fucking sickening, frankly.

          • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

            I happen to read a bit about pre WWI history, which is why it sounded familiar. Blood and Soil, Blood and Iron, the Prussians loved them some blood.
            The Nazis did take it and run with it, and it’s disgusting that the descendants of immigrants and grandchildren of Americans who fought the Nazis are chanting it. It’s as unAmerican a slogan as you can get. We are not that people.

      • NastyBossetti

        Thank you for this explanation. I was wondering what the fuck it even meant.

  • Joe Beese
    • Edith Prickly

      Behold your neckbearded master race *gag*

    • ariel_gee_398

      All the best Nazi mobs shop at Banana Republic.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        Kohls

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      We C’villians loves us some Tom Perriello. He is a helluva good guy.

      • I voted for him in the primary ^.^ Nothin agin Ralph tho. He’s a good egg too also. Reminds me of Timtim

    • Told ya’ll it is not a violation of Godwin when you are talking about actual nazis.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      and funny – no one else in the march seems to be telling htem to knock that shit off.

      • Suttree

        When will our white leaders talk about………

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          when will the moderate white people reign in the extremist white people?

          • Raan

            They won’t listen to us.

          • Eileen Besse

            True. SO true.

    • SayItWithWookies

      It won’t be long before Trump salutes back.

  • Jeffocaster in the West

    A Charlottesville Story. I ran and was elected to the school board in Albemarle County the county that surrounds C’Ville. We had a candidate’s forum in which the question was asked about our feelings for the teaching of diverse cultures in the schools. Two of the old white candidates answered by asking back, “What about OUR culture?”. I needless to say went on and on about understanding the world and diversity, etc, etc……

    • Our culture. Seriously. Are you American or are you white, punk assed bitch?
      GRRAAAHHHHHH they get my goat

    • Suttree

      Racists gonna racist.

    • Blackest Noobs

      our culture?!? uh maybe someone should clue them in cause all we ever were taught was white culture..over and over and over again

    • CripesAmighty

      “Reallyyyyy? And whose would ‘our’ be, exactly, hmmmmm?”

      (They’re everywhere–former elected muckety-muck type myself)

      • Raan

        White people, obvs.

        Never mind the fact that there’s more than one country with a white majority, and that they have their own cultures and traditions.

  • data_ninja

    I can’t wait for the NRA video talking about how we should be armed and protecting ourselves against the Nazis, and not the leftist protestors!

    Any minute now…

    • Bill D. Burger

      NRA: “If both sides were heavily armed, there would be mutual respect and calm. A well armed society is a respectful society. _____ VISIT YOUR LOCAL ARMS DEALER TODAY! “

      • Jukesgrrl

        Yes, that was the basic idea behind the entire Cold War, wasn’t it?

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • …damn

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Don’t forget Upside down

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      um, okaaaay…

      • right?
        Call me silly, but I prefer them to be without victims to liberate myself.

    • Raan

      I like my fascists the other old fashioned way: on trial.

      • personally I like my fascists relegated to the dustbin of history with the heading “What not to be, ever”

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    I think today is gonna end fine…

    although I have to say, when I pictured a new civil war, THIS is how I imagine it would happen. One big flash point and then boom!

    But honestly, i think today will end with America still intact.

    • Suttree

      All of those out of towner rabble rousers will take their loser flags and go home to the sticks.

      • Fun that they have to import theirs from allllll over.
        And yet the right are the ones constantly whining about outside aggitators.

        • Erala Contratista

          Guess they ought to know about outsider agitation.
          ProJECT!

  • William
    • jowgajen

      Not being able to look at a statue of an historical figure and understand the lessons of his life and example in the context of his time and our shared history is why we can’t have nice things.

    • First they came for the gop alt white racists
      Because I am not a gop alt white racist, I said, I’ve got a bat, can I get a ride?

      • Raan

        First they came for the Neo-Nazis, and I said “Oh, I’ve got to record this on my phone. This shit’s great.”

  • Joe Beese

    In a sign that the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election will remain a continuing distraction for the White House, the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, is in talks with the West Wing about interviewing current and former senior administration officials, including the recently ousted White House chief of staff, Reince Priebus, according to three people briefed on the discussions.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/12/us/politics/mueller-trump-russia-priebus.html

  • Edith Prickly

    AWWWWW grandbabby yawnz! <3

  • Bill D. Burger
  • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist

    “But what about the nazis?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRBuICfvVuo

  • Bill D. Burger

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHCsE82UwAIpFWr.jpg

    (*And there’s obviously a clearance sale on tiki torches at Walmart.)

  • sgt. jmk of the résistance

    Tallulah is just gorgeously adorable!!! Molotov again!!

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Jukesgrrl

      You’re on a roll today, Mr. Burger. Keep up the good work!

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Well I guess Trump can say he increased jobs in the tiki torch industry.

    • Ezio

      > Claims they are proud to be white
      > Uses a product of Polynesian culture

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        Made by Chinese labor camp inmates

    • FlownΩver

      Yeah, like those are US-made.

  • CripesAmighty

    Painters back–hammering on the ‘neo-fascists have infiltrated the government through the Trump administration. They’ve all got to go. Now!”

  • Bill D. Burger

    The French who voted against Marie le Penne and for Macron must be watching this and thinking: “Mon Dieu! How wonderful that sanity prevailed here.”

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I ran into bros on twitter this week still trying to explain why the loss in England was a bigger victory than the victory in France.

      • At this point I think we need to accept that the Bros are all for letting the fascist utterly take over so they can ride the opposition grift train.
        Only thing that makes sense.

        • Raan

          So, contrarians?

          • Not even gonna give them that. Grifting dumbfucks as corrupt as any wallstreet banker sounds more apt to me.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Rick Hill

    Acck! Been cleaning my shop, pretty much for the first time in months, and it’s nothing but stuff everywhere!

    • Rick Hill

      And dust. Lots of dust.

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      I’ve been doing the same for the last 3 days. Desperately trying to organize without resorting to throwing away the crap I’ve been holding on to for years. It ain’t working….

  • Bill D. Burger

    One of Donald’s biggest supporters is very pleased with today in Charlottesvile.

    https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/896392449760698368

  • SisterArtemis
    • amrak63

      And from the villain of the story, to boot…and not just any villain, but an unrepentant Nazi.

      • SeeTrain65

        Must have been why the line sounded so good to him.

    • Rick Hill

      He’s been into Barron’s comic collection

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      I thought he didn’t read?

      • SeeTrain65

        He didn’t. He had it read to him.

    • Not only a comic book. But a comic book villain who was an actual nazi.

      • amrak63

        And THE arch-enemy of Captain America.

        These motherfuckers are NOT patriots; they are the kind of assholes Captain America was created to fight.

    • NastyBossetti

      I thought someone was taking things he said and putting them in the word bubbles of comic book villains, like as a joke about how ridiculous he is. Is it seriously going the OTHER way?

      • SisterArtemis

        Well, according to Snopes, it’s a photoshop. But so much of what he said is comic-book like, dare I say Wide World of Wrestling like, that it cracked me up, in that sad, bitter, tragic way we manage to crack up these days.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Did no-one explain to him that the Red Skull and Hydra are the BAD guys?

  • Bill D. Burger
    • amrak63

      I guess the educations of the “educated” Republicans never included any courses in 19th-century English Literature–or they might have run across that lady author’s novel about some German mad scientist who created a monster and lost control of it–hmm, what was his name? Fronkensteen?

      • Jukesgrrl

        Trumpenstein.

    • Lyly Sirivong

      Oh poor baby, he’s in hell.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Rick Hill

      So, that would mean that these protestors are all liberals who are trying to make good hearted, rational supremacists look bad.

    • TundraGrifter

      Riddle me this: Why is Mr. Trump more negative on Twitter about Sen. Mitch McConnell than he is about Vladimir Putin?

      • Mitch doesn’t have any pee hooker tapes?

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        Because you don’t diss the guy who holds all your paper.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Everrett Fanuelli

      “WhIsis”

    • amrak63

      Or “Y’all Qaida”. I don’t know who coined that term.

      • Jukesgrrl

        I like that one.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
    • Covfefe

      We have become the Confederacy.

  • FlownΩver

    Welcome, one and all, to Donald J. Trump’s Summer of Hate.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Fifty years after the Summer of Love.
      WTF happened?

      • Jukesgrrl

        A perfect stranger at the supermarket started a conversation with me the other day where he asked the same question. He said he noticed I was about his age and wondered if I had any ideas about why so much progress has gone in the toilet. We talked for about half an hour but came to no conclusions. I walked away happy though to meet someone in Southern Arizona who worried about such things.

  • Bill D. Burger

    The leaders of these “alt-right” protestors, a collection of white nationalists, neo-Nazi’s & KKK are in the White House_____ Looking at YOU: Bannon, Gorka & Miller.

  • Ezio

    I eagerly await the thinkpieces asking the “white working class” to empathize with the people of color they disregarded by casting their votes.

    • I myself am waiting for the piece where we need to reach out to these poor disaffected young middle aged white men giving nazi salutes.

      • data_ninja

        I mean, just lookit all that ‘economic anxiety’!

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        I for one would be happy to reach out. I’d be overjoyed to reach out, say, about three feet. To a Nazi who is two feet away.

    • Covfefe

      It’s heritage. Hate always was heritage. In those parts.

      • Anita Ledford

        I think it’s a selective behavior by the individual.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
    • Anita Ledford

      I hate Illinois nazis!

      • SDGeoff3

        and their silly ways with pizza.

  • Covfefe

    I would just like to point out that its heritage, not hate.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Pier 1 Imports’ Nazi Brigade.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHABr2HUQAAw_7N.jpg

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      I’m taking a certain amount of solace in realising that they are WAY paler than I am.

  • Covfefe

    Melania Trump @FLOTUS
    “Our country encourages freedom of speech, but let’s communicate w/o hate in our hearts. No good comes from violence.”

    It was a tweet. I don’t know how to copy tweets. In any case, the White House has condemned Charlottsville.

    • CripesAmighty

      (c)2017 Hallmark, inc.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Fuck her. She has no clue about anything that’s going on. She’s too busy going to Eyes WIde Shut parties.

    • Shorter Melly “They have a valid political platform and we should hear them out!”

    • Paperless Tiger

      Pole Dancers for Peace!

      • Ωbjectifier

        Pee Hookers for Prosperity!

    • Jamoche

      Click the little arrow on the right, there’s a “Copy Link” menu item:
      https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/896409989568507906

    • Jukesgrrl

      It infuriates me that the media (even MSNBC) is referring to this as a tweet “from the White House.” First of all, it was a tweet from the White Golf Club (unless she has holed up again in her Golden Palace of Manhattan). Second she is private citizen UNELECTED to any public office. She does not speak for the administration, which is how these idiots were emboldened to behave like violent Nazis.

  • Bill D. Burger

    https://twitter.com/lauralscott/status/896358047827845120

    Gonna’ make it much easier for the feds to keep track of them. Additionally, this should look great on any future resume.

    • M.E. Lawrence

      Know the opposition, I suppose.

    • AmazingProfessionalCrastinator

      You think Beauregard’s DOJ is going to track these fuckers? Sessions is one of them.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • shastakoala

    Beautiful children, toddlers and babbies. Cutie patooties everywhere!

  • khanurik

    I had to put my 17-old cat to sleep this morning. And then I come home and turn on CNN and they’re recapping Trump’s statement about a “military option” for Venezuela. I just…can’t… even…anymore. BUT, with the help of my good friends (especially those in the pet-owning community) I will get through this. My nation? Not so much. Pray for us all – and yes, we certainly need more Wonkette grandbabies. Maybe there’s hope yet…

    • Rick Hill

      Sorry to hear of your loss

    • Annie Jomes

      I’m so sorry about your kitty.

    • SisterArtemis

      I’ve been there, made the decision for two elderly pets, and all can say say beyond sympathizing with the heartache you are feeling, is that part of being family to our fur people is helping usher them through the end of this life and whatever comes next. And khanurik? There is always hope.

    • Kateaux

      I am very sorry to hear about your cat.

    • Eileen Besse

      SO sorry. It’s heartbreaking.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Their lives are so short, and yet their impact on our lives is so huge… I’m glad you have people who can help, who’ve been there themselves. It makes the pain a little more bearable.

    • H0mer0

      time to visit the shelter. Kitteh would have wanted it that way.

    • SDGeoff3

      You’ll miss your kitteh forever. We sent one of ours to the other side of glory in mid March. When you are ready, find a needy one, maybe one with a shaved paw.
      Love and healing to you.

  • Ezio

    If this story turns out to be true, then my day got a whole lot better. Richard Spencer…ARRESTED. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c587ed9551f91c75d09c31f502a53efb2b58ede209ebc23d97474f6ff90234e2.png

    • M.E. Lawrence

      Feh–he’ll get to be all martyresque now. Still glad they nabbed the schmuck. I hope his cell mates are fit and have poor impulse control.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Does he think he’s defending Cuckville?

  • Rick Hill
    • Eileen Besse

      Eff him once again, with or without votes.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Oh, Ben, your fifteen minutes was up YEARS ago. It’s okay if you STFU now.

    • (((Aron)))

      I miss his teevee show. It was very funny!

      Now he is sad.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
  • M.E. Lawrence

    OMG, that is the fucking cutest new baby I’ve seen in a long time. Look at those intelligent eyes. Admire the rainbow tie-dye (perhaps handed down to her by the ever-elegant Wonkette Toddler).

  • Zyxomma

    Lovely grand.

  • Komsumverweigerer Ron

    So when does Tallulah take over as official Wonkette Baby Donation Pressure Lion Of Cuteness?

    • (((Aron)))

      I CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW

  • Jukesgrrl

    I can’t even imagine when was the last time I slept with a little smile on my face. Blessings on little Tallulah. May that smile stay there for a long time.

  • NYCPI

    Oh man, what a cutie. We really gotta make a better world for these new humans. Seriously.

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    Cuteness in tie dye always gives me hope!

  • Anita Ledford

    Babbys are best!

  • Anntwiggins

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    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! :!af95d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    :!af95d:
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  • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

    That is one of the sweetest, happiest babies I have ever seen, and with quite the twinkle in her eyes! She is going to be such a fun little kid!

    • SDGeoff3

      It runs in the family.

  • Major Lee Pissed ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Many thanks to you, adorable Wonkette grandbaby. Feeling much less pissed off now and much more determined to leave you and my boy and all the little ones everywhere a better world to live in.

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