Release the movie quotes!

We’ll be at Washington Park, right by the boat launch, so take a ferry or a bus and a ferry or a train and a bus and a ferry, and meet us for kisses on your big happy face! We will give you meats and watermelon salads, you will bring us something to share, like tomatoes from your garden, or a bag of chips, or I don’t know, it could happen, maybe some pot. Vegan type person? It’s BYOT: Bring Your Own Tofus.

See us from 6 to 8 p.m., and possibly we will stay a little bit later, for loves and funs! Spread the word, birds!

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  • Me not sure

    If Sean were there you’d never know it until he was on you. STEALTH!

  • MynameisBlarney

    And I thought he looked like a choad on fox.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    I’ll miss y’all, but Anacortes is a fabulous spot. Hopefully the BC smoke that’s here in Portland is clearing out up there today. Have fun Wonkers!

    • BearGHAZI

      I love the smoke, makes downtown Seattle look like Blade Runner

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Great sunrises… And here, the air quality red zone isn’t the particulates you can see, it’s the ozone you can’t…

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Over here in Port Angeles, we’re pretty much back to normal already. But i did shoot a lovely sunset out at our place on Lake Crescent the other night.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Can we see??

        • Lascauxcaveman

 About an hour before sunset, but the orangey sunset vibe was in full swing:

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Beautiful… I didn’t get the pic, but our sunrise yesterday in Portland looked just like that… minus the gorgeous foreground…

          • Lascauxcaveman

            Oh, and Becca, Shy and Babby Wonkette, if you find yourself on the Olympic Peninsula on Monday or later, drop me an email if you’d like a free room in Port Angeles. Google the Downtown Hotel (the place of my toiling) and send me a message through the contact us button.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Becca, I love you more than life itself, but that pic of Lumpy has got this post smelling to high heaven of douche and flopsweat.

  • laineypc

    Don’t forget your HEPA masks and asthma meds! I recommend edibles over smokables as well.

  • Anna Rompage

    One of the bumbling idiot villains from the relaunch of the A-Team?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Wouldn’t he be more of a bumbling idiot villains henchman?

  • Portia McGonagal

    Dangit you’re in my neck of the woods but I’m just enough that much too far away to make it. Sounds like fun! Bring inhalers!

  • He’s so butch…

  • MynameisBlarney
    • jodyleek

      Is that his bathroom? Because it looks like the “throne” is full of sh*t!

      • Phoenixdoglover

        It must be. There’s a turd on the seat of that chair.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      The way his suit coat is resting on the chair looks ‘shopped to me.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        The shadows. It’s always the shadows.

    • There was a guy on Twitter a while back who commented something like this about Trump’s taste in decoration and aesthetics: “I’m Persian and even I find this tacky.” LOL

  • Nockular cavity

    WTF does Hannity being a poseur on the Rio Grande have to do with a happy meeting in Puget Sound? Wrong border, FAKE NEWS!

    BTW, a reminder: Schmannity did that pic, on a sheriff’s dept. boat armed to deal with the freaking cartels, during the controversy over unaccompanied kids crossing the border. Was that fucker looking to shoot 8-year old Guatemalans?

    • Beanz&Berryz

      At about 600 rounds per minute, to show he takes no shit from brown kids…

      • FlownΩver

        Q: How can you shoot children?
        A: Easy. Just don’t lead them as much.

    • kareemachan


  • RMKH

    I’m still having trouble believing this is happening in our little A Town.

    By the way, the Washington Park manager is a good friend of mine. Anything we can do to not complicate his life will be most excellent. Good clean fun people!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Pick up and properly dispose of ALL hypodermic needles, prophylactics, and bottles of Ripple and Wild Turkey, please and thank you.

      • RMKH

        That’s what I’m talking about!

        • Beanz&Berryz

          And anything anyone else has left, also too.

          • OutOfOrbit

            who gonna pick me up? donut just leave me lying there…plz?

          • Beanz&Berryz

            The tide. If you pick your spot good.

          • RMKH

            Just be sure to crash out somewhere we can find you. There’s coyotes in them there woods!

          • OutOfOrbit

            just look under the table will yuh?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Be sure to pick up your Tactical Assault Wipes, also too

    • Kiri the Unicorn
      • FlownΩver

        Bet it’ll blow up real good.

  • therblig

    i’d gladly buy his ticket on Charon’s boat

  • RMKH

    The smoke is s little less today than yesterday. We’re up to “Breathable!”

  • dslindc

    It has come to my attention that this is the other Washington. SAD!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      IKR? When are they gonna come by the Beast Coast again?

    • wide_stance_hubby

      It’s only right our wonket comes to DC, after all.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    My plan is that they hire this guy to work all the camera-free White House press conferences.

    • elviouslyqueer

      They could’ve just substituted a full bottle of Summer’s Eve for Shkreli. And it probably would’ve smelled better too.

      • Shanzgood

        And both likely to cause a raging UTI and/or yeast infection.

    • hendenburg2

      My cousin and his wife used to live close to his apartment building, as she discovered when she was walking home from work and got to witness the perp walk

    • laterite

      The one on the top left looks like a particularly self-satisfied 1985 Garrison Keillor. So, 1985 Garrison Keillor.

      • kareemachan

        Yeah, but Keillor has class, and made fun of various politicians.

  • Mavenmaven

    As a corrective, here’s some happier footage of Anacortes from one of my favorite local bands:

  • MynameisBlarney
    • BearGHAZI

      Sure, it’s insane and idiotic, and you’ll never get a job and your grandkids will be creeped out by you, but I think there’s a sort of heroism to it as well

      • MynameisBlarney

        One could get a job at McDolands, or Booger Fling.

    • JD Mulvey

      Been wondering where David Crosby’s been lately.

    • wavicles

      New Whitehouse Press Sec.
      Now that’s a distraction.

      Really, it’s sad that there’s a non zero chance of it. There is no bottom.

  • CindyinEncinitas

    Love the #firehannity movement. It’s gaining momentum. Perfect for a Friday activity!

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Or, as my stupid anagramming eyes see Anacortes, Washington–Eats Acorn Wanting Hos.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      I’m not going to see Anacortes the same, now…

      • Ricky Gay

        Reminds me of Ana, and all the cortes we used to enjoy. :(

    • vivian

      Acorns Wanting Hot Sea?

      Wash coatings aren’t on?

    • kareemachan

      It’s affectionately called “Anna’sCorset” sometimes. Or pronounced like it’s Greek: Uh NA cur teez.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Beanz&Berryz

      That’s pretty good…

  • Thurman Munster IV
    • elviouslyqueer

      DAD, I thought I told you and mom to stay the hell OFF the Internet.


    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Meth is a helluva drug.

    • kareemachan

      Okay, which one of you is going to wash the iced tea off my keyboard?

    • wavicles

      You must have some upcoming ‘appointments’ to make.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Wonkette is acting like a common Trump – going off to vacation with people who adore you. Rebecca will promise to bring back all your dick joke jobs, but don’t believe her folks, they are gone forever.

    CNN keeps replaying Trump’s tape where he claims he’s not going to be vacationing a lot.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • Marla

      D’Souza is still slumming for his 15 minutes of fame?

    • elviouslyqueer

      I’m amazed the office didn’t explode from the sheer amount of methane being expelled from these pigs.

      • SeeTrain65

        The sulfur content in that room is at toxic levels.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      You’d think photos with lists on senior staff whiteboards or papers would be something they’s not do so much, but it does make the depositions more fun – Kris Kobach…

  • JD Mulvey

    Love Anacortes! A really cool town. Next time do your visiting during Shipwreck Days, when the downtown streets are closed and turned into a flea market.

    • kareemachan

      Or the time they had a vintage Metro car get-together. I drooled.

  • Marla

    “you will bring us something to share…”

    That can’t but help to sound like socialism.

  • greyXstar

    And to think, Lumpy’s only 29.

  • Weird Fishes

    *gasps, clutches pearls* POT?

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Yeah, man. Totally legal in Warshington state since, uh… I can’t remember. A couple years, I think?

      • Weird Fishes

        Dude. I’m totally moving there as soon as I can find a couch to crash on while I find a gig. Know anybody?

        • kareemachan

          Hey, even our little island has a pot shop. San Juan Island has (last I heard) two.

  • Jonny On Maui

    I wonder if all the flights to the mainland are full?

  • SO wish I could be there!

  • Katelyn Bronson

    I am bringing a homemade blackberry pie with crumble topping. And pot.

  • Yr. Gma

    You kids have fun. Somebody give Donna Rose a little kiss on the cheek for me.

  • Arki J. Kirwin-Muller

    Aw, Rebecca! The Wonkebago needs to come to Seattle!

    • kareemachan

      Or Olympia. My BFF who I just turned onto Wonkette would like that.

      • Arki J. Kirwin-Muller

        Even Olympia would work, I SUPPOSE. :D

        • kareemachan

          Fingers crossed…. ;-)

    • LeftyProud

      Eaat coast! East coast!

  • Anna Rompage

    Who knew Sean was a crack (pot) member of the Armed Farces….

  • Me not sure

    If the famous Wonkette trashcan banner shows up, I want pictures.

  • shastakoala

    Have a wonderful time! Stay out of trouble. Wait, what was I thinking!

    • RMKH

      Those are mutually exclusive concepts

  • SineDie

    What fun! Next year for sure.

  • azeyote

    i spent some time up there – hope you’re doing some fantastic boating

  • Jared James

    That is a terrific park for a drinky-thing! (And too bad it isn’t happening in 2010, when I lived in Anacortes.)

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    pictures! We demand pictures!

  • gratuitous

    Since Anacortes is hard by the border with Canadaland, those of us currently trying to breathe air that has been chunkified by wildfires up there, if any of you could blow a big old lungful of breath northwards, we’d appreciate it. Thanks in advance.

    • kareemachan

      Well, we sure have had orange sunrises, sunsets, and a moon orange enough to challenge the drumpster. ;-(

  • FlownΩver

    Roll & burn a fattie for good ol’ FΩ, who is stuck in BrownbackKobachistan (where it’s a beautiful day anyway).

  • kareemachan

    Well, crap. My gout in my knee was acting up again (I was up from 2:30-6:30), and although I could usually walk from the ferry to the park no problem, I am hesitant to do a walk-on. You know how old admitting I have gout makes me feel? I even had thawed out a half of a smoked salmon to bring with me, along with a baguette from Rose’s (best bakery/restaurant on Orcas) and wine…

    Perchance, is anybody else heading via ferry to the get-together? (I could take the car, but coming back over would be standby, and that’s always iffy)

  • Doug Langley

    Sure wish I could make it, but you’re a couple thousand miles away.

  • JustDon’tSayDignity

    Can’t be there, but may I propose a toast?
    “hahahaha, Shkreli, you’re fucked”

  • kareemachan

    Just how little is ol’ Sean’s pee-pee?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Judging from the available evidence, it’s a tiny needle.

  • Major_Major_Major

    So which of the Wonketariat are getting the ole hoo-hah curtosy of the Friday 5 pm trumpster fire with Trix and Shy getting their drank on?

    • I wish, but I don’t have the time to walk 1000 miles tonight. Washing my hair.

  • Jonathan Lawson

    Sorry the air quality sucks.

  • Jonathan Lawson

    You should come to Bellingham!

  • In this weather? Fuhgettabouddit.
    (I’ve missed Wonkette Drink-Ups on two coasts now)

  • Skadi

    *drowns her sorrows with cider because she has no way of getting to Anacortes from Bainbridge*

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    Is the A&W still about a mile out from the shore on 20?

    • RMKH

      The A&W is now Fidalgo Drive In

  • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

    “on the boat pic”? Still waiting for the, “on the waterboard pic”.

  • RMKH

    We had a NICE TIME

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Why was there no warning that this was approaching? I could have gone, dammit.

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