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OK, we know everybody loves NSFW poll porn, especially of the variety that shows everybody hates Donald Trump SO MUCH. We’ve been writing about it since shortly after the inauguration, because Trump has been reviled the entire time he’s been president.

Last time we did a post like this, Trump was beaming with pride over his “almost 40%” approval rating. Of course, his “almost” was actually 36%, so use your imagination on how much the president rounds up his penis size when he’s on Tinder. (We are kidding, the president doesn’t have a Tinder account, he just grabs them by the pussy and takes them furniture shopping.) Another interesting thing from that poll a couple weeks ago was that Trump’s “strong approval” rating, on many specific issues, hovered around 25%, which may be his rock bottom. No matter what he does, even if he shoots Jeff Sessions in the middle of 5th Avenue, about a quarter of the American population will 1) eat glue, 2) injure themselves in fireworks accidents, and 3) support Trump.

But now we have a NEW SEXXX POLL to look at, and it features a pathetic number we’ve never seen before. Trump’s overall approval rating, according to Quinnipiac, is THIRTY-THREE PERCENT. If you’re not familiar with common mathematics, that means only one out of three Americans even would piss on the dude if he was on fire, whereas 61% would probably say, “Pffffffft, he would probably enjoy that.” His “strong approval” number here? Down to TWENTY-THREE PERCENT. That’s right, y’all. Trump sees that rock bottom 25% number, and he will take a jackhammer to it!

Diving deeper, there are more troubling trends for Trump. For instance, white voters with no college degrees — you know how Trump loves the poorly educated! — now disapprove of Trump by a 50-43 margin. Ruh roh!

Want more sexxx numbers on how much Americans hate Trump? OK! Quinnipiac notes that “President Trump is not levelheaded, say 71-26 percent of voters, his worst score on that character trait.” Also too, 62% of Americans correctly assess him as a liar and 63% know he’s a weak and failing pussy when it comes to leadership skills. In fact, he’s lost ten points on that metric in just the last month alone, probably because Americans are noticing he’s a shitty businessperson who can’t close a deal.

Furthermore, only 28% of Americans approve of how Trump “handled” healthcare. Guess people think there are better ways to “handle” healthcare than to spend the week of the big vote telling Boy Scouts stories about orgies, yelling about your attorney general on Twitter, and otherwise doing nothing to seal the deal on healthcare. Sad!

Finally, 54% of Americans are literally embarrassed that Orange Fuckhead McGee is squatting in the gross dump of a White House he doesn’t deserve.

Quinnipiac also polled folks on how much they like such beloved Trump World figures as Donald Trump Jr., Jared Kushner and the Mooch, and they all have approval ratings of like nothing percent. The only good number in this poll is for John McCain, who is loved by 57% of all people. That is SURELY good news for John McCain! What’s funny, though, is that all that McCain love is coming from DEMOCRATS, 74% of whom (!!!) have a favorable opinion of him.

Geez, Democrats. We know McCain mavericked up and helped save the day (HELPED. AS IN, DID IT WITH SUSAN COLLINS AND LISA MURKOWSKI) on healthcare, but you don’t have to fucking throw yourselves at him.

Anyway, there are a bunch more fun data numbers in the poll, but we’re going to make you go look at them your own damn self, because this post is now over.

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  • Scooby

    My Trump loving neighbor is starting to crack. He went to Home Depot and wanted to know why there were still signs in Spanish. He thought Trump would have done something about that by now.

  • Joe Beese

    You’d think the world’s greatest person would pull better numbers than that.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      It’s a conundrum.

    • Joe Beese

      Next question for Sanders: “On what criteria does the President judge himself to be the world’s greatest person?”

      • shivaskeeper

        AOT, K. That’s pretty obvious.

    • shivaskeeper

      You’re just jealous of his greatness. As is everyone who gave him bad marks in the poll. Jealous I tell you.

  • BadKitty904

    What’s not to hate?

  • Indiepalin

    Trump’s policy of ending discrimination of white college students will have a tremendous and hugely positive impact on intercollegiate sports. For decades, white athletes have been passed over in preference to minority athletes who are vastly less qualified. I predict that, in a few months, the change in level of play in Division I football and basketball will be astounding.

  • canes_pugnaces

    I don’t hate Trump. I just want him to be placed on very large piece of fly paper and left there for a few years, or more.

  • ArgieBargie

    Yet polls also show that the very same people who elected him would still vote for him today.

    Because they are common folks, you know…fucking morons.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Wait until his fans hear he told Mr. Mexico Presidente not to mention the wall.

  • Reximus

    He just needs moar rallies, like the one at Nurmberg WV tonite

  • TJ Barke

    I’d piss on Donnie if he was on fire, because I know one stream of urine wouldn’t be enough to put said fire out.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I’d piss on him too – who would pass up an opportunity like that?

    • Michael Smith

      I don’t know if I would do it. He might enjoy it.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      You have to pee somewhere, right?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      He has a team of Russian hookers on staff for just such an emergency.

    • Major_Major_Major

      Depends on what, and how Mich, I’d been drinking. If I was Browning out on everclear, I’d give him a squirt of the yellow accelerant. If I’d been drinking water, I’d just hold it in.

      • Bobathonic

        Eat moar asparagus.

        • LesBontemps

          Is that you, Louie Gohmert?

    • DainBramage

      At least it would give you a chance to tell him what a piece of camel dung he is.

    • MrTusks

      I don’t want to take that chance.

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    I would not have sexxx with John McCain.

    (No “good news for John McCain” jokes plz)

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Well that’s good news for … oh.

      • Bobathonic

        Lindsey?

  • King Beauregard

    I still harbor no love for ANY of the three Republicans who did the right thing just once. In the past they’ve all worked to kill the ACA and everything else Obama tried to get done; they are still the same subhuman pieces of crap they’ve been since 2009 (and probably earlier).

    No, all my love is reserved for the DEMOCRATS who have been fighting for the ACA and every other good thing all this time, and have received nothing but shit from the public.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      True, but, we needed those three at that moment, and they did it… So for me they get credit for that…

      • King Beauregard

        In other news, the other day I didn’t take a shit on the table at Bob Evans. I totally could have, but I didn’t.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          Someone needed to be the adult in the room…

    • shivaskeeper

      Give then some credit for making the right decision. It might encourage them in the future.

      • King Beauregard

        Did you see all the people applauding Senator Collins at the airport? Those three are getting all kinds of praise already — certainly more praise than Max Baucus and all the hard-working Democrats who gave us the ACA in the first place.

        So I will contribute my tiny “Yopp!” to where it is most needed: reminding people that these three Republicans are not heroes, but the Democrats are.

        • shivaskeeper

          I’m not saying they are heroes in the least. I am saying that most people like to be liked. If they start getting that fix from the the Dems for doing the right thing, when they do the right thing, that sort of thing can be addictive. It will lead to more decisions that bring that cheering and adulation.

          If they do the wrong thing, continue to pile on the hate and disdain.

        • PubOption

          And, at the moment Baucus’ caucus is less raucous than a White House press conference.

  • Michael Smith

    So did these people think he was just pretending to be a jackass during the campaign?

    • jesterpunk

      Yes they did, they keep thinking he will pivot to being presidential any day now.

      • Crystalclear12

        Any day. . .

    • King Beauregard

      I think they suffer from the same brain defect as the anti-vaxxers. A great many anti-vaxxers simply can’t conceive of an epidemic since they’ve never seen one, so they don’t properly appreciate what vaccines save them from. Likewise, a great many Trump voters simply couldn’t conceive of an America with a lunatic president, so they didn’t properly appreciate what they were unleashing.

      • Michael Smith

        Yeah, I worry about that mentality especially when it comes to war.

        • shivaskeeper

          As long as they don’t have to fight it, who cares?

      • Persistent Demme

        Back in the day, our pediatrician, (who was an old), could remember the days of panicking parents with limp babies that couldn’t breathe due to whooping cough.
        He appreciated vaccines.

      • Invisible Bunyip

        Vaccines: a victim of their own success.

    • LesBontemps

      The lamestream media kept assuring voters that Trump would “pivot.” If I hear one more talking head say “pivot,” I will fucking assplode.

  • jesterpunk

    But Pickles still approves of Trump.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I miss Pickles already.

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        Isn’t there some new Trumpian fanboi moppet that the Fuckabee fem-spawn trotted out yesterday? When one pickle jar closes, a window opens. Or something.

    • BigCSouthside

      Pickles, “Jim”, John Barron.

      • jesterpunk

        John Miller.

    • DainBramage

      Sweet? Or Dill? The world wants to know.

      • BadKitty904

        Certainly not “kosher”.

    • GreenGoldSharpie

      My working theory is Pickle is Brad’s son.

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      True, but Olives think he’s a fucking asshole.

      • jesterpunk

        What does Mustard think about him?

  • Crystalclear12

    As many awaken from their dark slumber and go “WTF”.

  • BadKitty904
  • Mr. Blobfish

    You’re just showing your cosmopolitan bias.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      They’re a little girly for me, I prefer a dry martini.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    In other news, 33% of the American public still think face-eating leopards are bringing back all the sexiest coal-mining jobs.

  • LesBontemps

    No matter how mavericky he gets, I can never forgive John McCain for inflicting Sarah Palin on the nation.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Except that maybe Palin helped get Obama elected…

    • MrTusks

      Considering that Palin was the first to legitimize all the Tea Party bullshit, our current situation can be traced directly back to McCain.

  • Ryan Denniston
    • Reximus

      Best part is where he admits the wall is stupid, but it’s politics

      • Major_Major_Major

        Which goes to show that ZEGS’ political timing is definitely top shelf.

        • The Wanderer

          One of the stupidest ads I’ve seen since Dukakis in a tank.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      “I ran my entire campaign on demonizing you. Now, please think of my political fortunes.”

    • Hail to whoever leaked that!

    • Randy Riddle

      You to wonder if the president of Mexico was wondering if this was a prank call from some not so bright high school kid.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Did Trump try to threaten to sue them?

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    “No matter what he does, even if he shoots
    Jeff Sessions in the middle of 5th Avenue, about a quarter of the
    American population will 1) eat glue, 2) injure themselves in fireworks
    accidents, and 3) support Trump.”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb3a50e3193421aaeb51c3f736145808bff1cb5f67e2138dd03426c33773b05b.gif

    • Ryan Denniston

      Coulda used the lube. Now he needs aloe.

      • Pisto75666

        You’d think by now they’d make lube with aloe mixed in, for just such occasions

    • TJ Barke

      Make America burn its ass again.

      • Oblios_Cap

        And I thought hemorrhoids were bad!

    • BadKitty904

      I see the GOP’s new NASA program develops apace.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I’m not one to underestimate the stupidity of the Eastern European man, but that guy has to be American.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      I’m a bad person. I keep chuckling about that…

      • SweetDeeKat

        Come sit next to me, giggling.

    • DainBramage

      I’d’ve loved to be hanging out at the ER when that guy came in.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Doctor: “It looks to me like you burned your ass.”

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          “I was just standing on the corner, minding my own business, when…”

      • Jamoche

        Back when the Internet was young, I found a forum where ER workers shared their best stories. Amazing how dangerous street corners are, so much that “standing on corner minding own business” had been collapsed to SOCMOB. And people must keep the strangest things in their bathtubs given what they land on when they slip.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      The secret to a successful flaming butthole show is not to clench so much. Or so my friends tell me.

      • marxalot

        Judging from the scar? birthmark? what is that? discoloration already present, this maaaay not have been the first time he tried this trick.

        • The Wanderer

          I can imagine his friends:
          “Dude! You ain’t got a hair on your ass if you – ”
          “He doesn’t have a hair on his ass, Clem, he done burned ’em all off the last four times.”
          “An’ looky at ol’ Ewalt, showin’ off his fancy book-larnin’ by countin’ up to four.”

        • Gayer Than Thou

          Practice makes perfect!

      • The Wanderer

        I think I’ve read that somewhere.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      This brings new meaning to the phrase “flaming asshole.”

      • Beanz&Berryz

        But at the end it’s his blown-up nutz he’s holding…

    • LesBontemps

      He could have gotten the same result if he had just ordered the 5-alarm chili.

    • proudgrampa

      What an asshole…

    • The KGB Ate Our Votes

      From Anthony Ataminuik’s interview with Matt Taibbi on ‘The President Show” —
      “Why isn’t my base more upset about this? I keep trying to piss them off and everything I do, they’re like ‘We love you! We love you!’..it’s like a baby that you punch in a crib.”

    • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

      The part where the whole screen explodes is the money shot. As funny a GIF as I’ve seen. My question: Why would you do this? What’s the upside?

      • MrTusks

        Donald Trump 2016
        Why would you do this? What’s the upside?

        • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

          I regret I have but one upvote to give.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        I think it’s in the tradition of drunken idiots trying to impress each other.

    • Invisible Bunyip

      I suspect the trick is not to clench when it hurts.

  • Crystalclear12

    Too late, my dear lemmings, we are already over the cliff.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    More than 74% of Democrats better have a favorable impression of Hillary, or I’m gonna be Mad About A Thing.

    • NastyBossetti

      You should probably go ahead and be mad about a thing. (Based solely on anecdotal evidence.)

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Warning: OT and probably TL;DR but –
    I’m reading a book about Syria called “We Crossed a Bridge and it Trembled,” by Wendy Pearlman. It’s a collection of short interviews she did with refugees in various places (mostly outside of Syria) about their recollections of the protests and the history of life in Syria, which was a true dictatorship complete with repressive thugs in the national police, loyalist infiltrators, single-party rule, etc. before it turned into the flaming shithole it is now. This was one of the (lovely, IMO) stories:
    “I was in a demonstration. Others were shouting and I joined them. I started to whisper, Freedom. And after that I started to hear myself repeating, Freedom, freedom, freedom. And then I started shouting, Freedom! My voice mingled with other voices. When I heard my voice I started shaking and crying. I felt like I was flying. I thought to myself, “This is the first time I have a soul and I am not afraid of death or being arrested or anything else.” I wanted to feel this freedom forever. And I told myself that I would never again let anyone steal my voice.
    And after that day I started to join all the demonstrations.”

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    “Keep going Donald, you’re doing great!”
    http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/and-then.gif

  • Oblios_Cap

    Hell, I’d probably poll better than that among people who haven’t ever heard of me.

    • LesBontemps

      Considering the competition, that would give you a decided advantage.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    One third of Americans eat paint chips. That’s the only reasonable conclusion. That, or PCP.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Lots of people were dropped on their heads as babies.

      • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

        Hey! I was dropped on my head as a baby ( well, I flung myself out of my crib head first) and l don’t approve of the festering fuck-weasel.

        • MrTusks

          I was dropped on my head as a baby and I turned out fine!

        • MrTusks

          I was dop on my head as a bab and I turn out fine!

        • MrTusks

          I drop me head bab turn out ok. MAGA

      • Bobathonic

        Dropped-on-head babbies libelz!

    • BadKitty904

      You fail to credit the GOP’s long-time “lead in the water” program.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      There’s a new mix of the two…

  • proudgrampa

    Chappelle said last night that Trump is like a “bad DJ at a good party.”

  • JMP

    He’s stupid, he’s ugly and nobody likes him.

    • Vincent Ricola

      He smells of Russian pee and old man.

  • Joe Beese

    I’m willing to believe anything at this point, so maybe somebody in the administration thought leaking these transcripts would make the president* look tough. After all, the available evidence is that this White House hires off the dim end of the chandelier.

    But, more likely, the leak is a thinly veiled cry for help either from someone who would like to still have a career in government when this is all over, or someone who would like to still have an inhabitable planet when this is all over.

    http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a56799/trump-phone-call-transcripts-leak/

    • cmd resistor

      So he actually is saying he won New Hampshire because everyone up there is on drugs, right?

      • Bobathonic

        Yeah, except he didn’t actually win New Hampshire.

        • Joe Beese

          In fairness, he probably meant the primaries.

        • cmd resistor

          Minor details. It wasn’t a “lie” though. I’m sure Sarah H will have a spin for it.

        • BadKitty904

          He won alternative-New Hampshire.

      • Jamoche

        And bussed in from other states. Or people from NH get bussed elsewhere. I can’t keep that one straight.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I had heard the calls were bad, but this is beyond bad, it’s beyond crazy, it’s beyond anything I could have imagined. How, how, how haven’t we been already bombed into oblivion by people who’ve realized we have no leadership anymore? That if they did bomb us and Dolt 45 survived he’d be on television in a hot minute explaining how he got to 306 and his bombing was yuuuge, bigger than Obama’s bombing (ignoring that there were no bombings because his base is full of gullible stupid people) and talking about himself in the third person.

    • Thiazin Red

      The one with Australia is painful to read. The PM keeps explaining over and over how this would work, and Trump just keeps ignoring it.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Trump is pretty tough. Anyone else would have died of embarrassment by now.

  • I didn’t realize I had that many family members.

  • Reximus

    So the majority of peeps have finally seen through this con-man. Congress has, the rest of the world has and now he’s just got a little demented corner of Dead Breitbartians and Hannity for comfort

    Wait til the Poots Deza machine really lets him have it

  • Vincent Ricola

    “I’ve very troubled by the number of Americans who hate Donald Trump’s stupid orange face, but the hard-working American voters spoke with their ballots, so I will have to vote along party lines for his shitty agenda.” – GOP Congress

    • BadKitty904

      Shorter version: “I’ve got mine. Fuck America.

  • janecita

    Put me on the “I still don’t like McCain” column. One good vote isn’t good enough.

    • DainBramage

      I’m with you. I think a major motivation was to get more gigs on Sunday talk shows (if that is even possible).

      • proudgrampa

        I know, right? It’s like he’s there every fucking Sunday.

      • janecita

        I does love the spotlight.

      • shivaskeeper

        He is dying. There is no coming back from his kind of cancer. None.

        There is a good chance this was his last, or close to the last, major vote. What he does now is what he will be remembered for. Not for his military service. Not for being a POW. Not for any previous votes. Possibly not even for unleashing Palin.

        The next few months are his legacy. Plain and simple.

        • marxalot

          And he got to grandstand by putting in motion a process which he could then stop. What a legacy.

          • shivaskeeper

            Doesn’t matter. People will remember the vote to kill the bill. They will remember him pissing on McTurttle’s parade.

          • Bobathonic

            Ugh, I will never forgive him for Palin.

          • shivaskeeper

            She has been steadily fading into the background. She will be forgotten by the majority of the population.

          • PubOption

            Palin into insignificance, indeed.

        • Little Lulu Ω

          He’ll be remembered for being a POW. And for being the only person to serve in Congress who’d been repeatedly tortured for fucking years and live through it and endure. I don’t think it’s completely fair to condemn him. And especially now when he’s slowly dying of fucking cancer. And don’t forget McCain-Feingold – for me his lingering stare at McConnell after voting down the repeal was for McConnell’s shameful push to make McCain-Feingold obsolete. Sorry – ordinarily I have no compassion for Republicans whatsoever – I think they should all be forcibly sterilized – but I’m giving him a pass.

          • shivaskeeper

            I will never swift boat his service. I’m not trying g to take away from it. I just don’t think he’ll be remembered for it. Not in the public memory anyway. The military will remember him for it.

            He will be remembered for how he voted in the last few months of his life though. He will be remembered for being a maverick or being a party line voter now. That designation will be up to him.

            He knows this. He’ll want to go out as the maverick he has always claimed he was despite the available evidence.

    • marxalot

      I maintain that I can respect the suffering he went through as a POW and still not like his politics or opinions– which sorta matter, since he’s a Senator and all. And then there’s this.

    • BadKitty904

      After a lifetime of hate-inspired legislation and political douchery, no, it’s not.

    • Marceline

      Seriously the fapping for McCain is embarrassing. I’m sick of lefties making fools of themselves in the desire to look “above it all.”

      • janecita

        It is ridiculous, btw, this also apply to all the idiots that now love James Comey.

  • Reximus

    EVERY thing Trumpy has touched is caving in

    https://twitter.com/ABC/status/893136823131754496

    • TheGrandWazoo2

      If that’s the case, he should touch Bannon’s skull.

    • yyyaz

      Yeah, after the D.C. Court of Appeals shoved his decision squarely up his fugly ass.

  • jodyleek

    I hated tRump before it was cool.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Hey, me too!

      • Persistent Demme

        Me too!
        (But I lived in NY, so it was a given.)

    • SisterArtemis

      Robin Leach’s era of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous? That’s when I first learned of this disgusting human.

      • The Wanderer

        Same here. Poor man’s idea of what a rich man looks like.

        • SisterArtemis

          And a stupid man’s idea of what a smart man looks like.

          • John Thorstensen

            I first heard that applied to Newt Gingrich, “Definer of Civilization’s Rules and Leader (Perhaps) of The Civilizing Forces,” (Charlie Pierce).

          • The Wanderer

            Newton Gingrich, Abscess on the Ass of the Body Politic.

  • Joe Beese

    Trump never said Mexico would pay for the wall! FAKE NEWS!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vTyR7s0vXs

    • The Wanderer

      I believe he said it multiple times. After Vicente Fox famously said that he wasn’t paying for “that fucking wall,” Trump said that it would be ten feet higher.

  • Wild Cat

    “Mommy! Mommy! I hate the president’s* guts!”
    “Shut up and keep eating!”

  • Joe Beese

    Think they’re trying to make a point?

    The Associated Press reported Wednesday that Tillis and Coons’ legislation would allow any Justice Department special counsel to challenge his or her firing in court, and to have it reviewed by a three-judge panel. The bill would apply retroactively to May 17, 2017, AP reported — the day Mueller was assigned as a special counsel by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/coons-tillis-legislation-robert-mueller

  • The Wanderer

    NSFW?
    Will there be poll dancing?

  • MynameisBlarney
    • BadKitty904

      But FOX News is already staffed by professional whores. Why trifle with amateurs?

    • Celtic_Gnome

      She voluntarily appeared on Fox News to help spread the bullshit, so fuck her.

  • azeyote

    think how bad things would be if trump was competent

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      As someone once said, “Don’t worry about a guy like David Duke getting elected, worry about him being effective if he were ever elected.”

  • OutOfOrbit

    in tRump’s [mental] world, he figures the 33% who like him are the smart ones and the other something(math)% are the toopid peeps

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    Well, he’s still got a little ways to go to beat . . . [googles] Harry S Truman at 22%??!
    Huh. I was sure it was Nixon with the all-time low.

    • HorseChestnut

      I was hoping for Hoover.

      • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

        I don’t think polls go back that far . . . Lucky for him and Buchanan.

        • marxalot

          Warren G Harding. Or Van Buren, about whom campaign songs were written claiming that he consorted with Satan.

  • Joe Beese
    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Should I start prepping the bunker now?

    • Raan

      Dollars to donuts it’s some bullshit he won’t be able to convince 50 Republican senators to agree on.

      • Marceline

        Or another fake ass executive order.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        Or even 25.

      • marxalot

        I want a donut.

    • The Wanderer

      His resignation and ritual suicide?

    • Wild Cat

      What? He has the powers, like Superman, to squeeze coal into diamonds?

      • The Wanderer

        Only if he can use his sphincter.

        • Bobathonic

          The one just above his chin?

          • The Wanderer

            Hmm. He does dribble just as much shit from there as he does from his rear orifice, yes.

    • Oblios_Cap

      *Yawn*

    • BadKitty904

      Talk about “fake news”…

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Pfft. Let’s not forget his definition of “big”.

    • therblig

      “Robert Byrd was in the KKK!!” – DJT

      • The Wanderer

        To which West Virginia will say, “Yeah, and?”

    • NastyBossetti

      I’ll be in a mosh pit, not giving a shit what he has to say.

      • Raan

        If I had cable, I’d be busy watching literally anything else.

      • The Wanderer

        I think I shall watch the Hall of Fame feetball game, or maybe write while mainlining porn directly into my limbic system.

    • Marceline

      More of his reality show bullshit.

      I’m just afraid he’s going to announce that he’s going after Hillary or Obama.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      He hasn’t washed his crotch in 6 days

    • JJ O’Shaughnessy

      Translation; Donald Trump begs TV cameras to torn up so he can say some vaguely “Shocking” shit and he can see himself on TV again as the idiot brigade pretend to be shocked at it.

      Also they wont be talking about Mueller, or the fact he is broke and owes Russia money

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Pffft. He’s just saying that to get the TV stations to broadcast his pitiful rally live.

    • Reximus

      still thinks it’s all just a reality show

    • The KGB Ate Our Votes

      Another campaign rally? Can we get an accounting of how much he makes selling his cheap MAGA crap to the rally attendees?

      • Raan

        Not until Mueller starts making it rain subpoenas.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      He’s divorcing Melania and marrying Ivanka

    • The KGB Ate Our Votes

      Come hold a rally in Chicago, you puss.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      “Pay attention to me! Pay attention to meeeeeeeee!” is not a big announcement, you putz.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      How many times has he been to WV since he became president? He must love himself some Mountain Dew and meth.

    • Paperless Tiger

      He’s been about to make some big announcement for about two years now. It’s like watching Geraldo open Capone’s vault every fucking day.

    • Everrett Fanuelli
    • Spurning Beer

      Announcing a new Executive Order that in the Senate, only 25 Republican votes will be necessary to pass a bill.

  • Donald J. Trump, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, was just shown some of the latest technology (if it was 2006) being used at VA hospitals. President Trump, at his most Alec Balwiniest, appeared to be repeating screaming “NEEEERDS!” inside his head. The president also make with the jokes about some guy’s yeechy skin condition.

  • Wild Cat

    Horrific concern trolling by Axis-of-Evil Frum. He acts as though foreign leaders don’t realize that the US is led by a moron:

    https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/08/why-leaking-transcripts-of-trumps-calls-is-so-dangerous/535809/

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      As if anyone in their right mind would speak candidly to an overgrown toddler. You’re wasting tour breath.

      • Wild Cat

        It’s even more funny that David Frum is acting like an adult child of an alcoholic.
        Pathetic turd enabled this nightmare for decades. Now he’s afraid because a nazi-friendly lunatic has seized control.

    • Claire

      I think it’s more that they won’t be happy that phone calls to the White House could wind up in the press, which I guess I can see. But it’s not like anyone’s going to be saying anything to Trump that they don’t want him to blurt out to the Russian ambassador at the least opportune moment anyway.

  • SnarkON

    “white voters with no college degrees…”

    This is what keeps me furious every day. I have a fucking master’s degree. I come from a family of scientists and PhDs. AND MY ENTIRE LIFE IS NOW BEING DICTATED BY A RAGTAG BAND OF DUMBASS REDNECKS.

    • janecita
      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Thanks for that, I had forgotten how much I love Green Day!

    • amrak63

      Remember, the majority of those dumbasses (and yes, I agree with your assessment) are NOT toothless rubes from Incest Corners, Alabama. IIRC, the majority of them live in the suburbs and exurbs, and their median income exceeds the national average (so much for that “economic anxiety” BS).

    • amrak63
  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    “62% of Americans correctly assess him as a liar”
    Wow. That leaves 38% of Americans who are deaf, dumb, and blind.

    • Oblios_Cap

      How do they keep breathing when they’re that fucking stupid?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Medicare, Medicaid.

      • BadKitty904

        Force of habit.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        It’s easy. Just believe everything he says. The right wing media bubble will tell you that it’s true, and that everyone else is lying.

      • BadKitty904
        • Lance Thrustwell

          Wodehouse is the funniest sonofabitch in English letters.

          • BadKitty904

            At the very least.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Terry Pratchett libel!

        • Maclare 🥃

          There’s a Wodehouse quote for everything!

          • BadKitty904

            There truly is. The man was an uber-genius.

        • OneWhiteWhisker

          Trumpers, or Charles II of Spain? You decide!

          • The Wanderer

            Carlos II had to have people chew his food for him. Habsburg Chin had reached its theoretical limits with him.

          • BadKitty904

            El Hechizado libelz!!1!

      • Resistance Fighter Puipui

        How do they not fall over more?

    • Spurning Beer

      Or liars

    • NastyBossetti

      Or they’ve been in a cave and have literally never heard of Donald Trump before.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Them there Kurds think he’s the bee’s knees.

    • MizzMazz

      But could they play a mean pinball?

      • chortlingdingo

        Hah, that’s exactly what I was thinking. Good thing I refreshed before posting.

        • MizzMazz

          GMTA

    • kaydenpat

      It’s pretty astounding that so many Americans don’t trust the word of the man holding the most powerful position in this country. I expect that even less foreigners (outside of possibly Israel and Russia) trust Trump’s word.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      The people who claim they don’t think he’s a liar are, in fact, lying to themselves.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I’m glad that I was ahead of the curve hating on that prick.

    • marxalot

      We hated Trump before it was cool.
      Speaking of, I blew through “People in Trouble” (Sarah Schulman) last night. She kills “Ronald Horne” by the end.

    • kaydenpat

      I started hating him from the time he began that Birtherism nonsense. He keeps getting worse.

      • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

        I remember turning on the TeeVeemachine & seeing that idiot on his stupid show, and I would think “who would watch that jackass?” and quickly find another station. The one with just the burning log was preferable.

        • kaydenpat

          I must confess that I watched a couple of seasons of the “you’re fired” show. Shame on me.

    • Jennaratrix

      I’d like to say that I hated him DECADES ago, but to be perfectly honest, I never gave him any thought at all. I figured he was just some “rich” prick from New York, and thought his reality show was no stupider than any other. I miss the days that I barely knew, and truly didn’t care, who this asshole was.

  • Reximus
    • BadKitty904
      • Phoenixdoglover

        Dick joke.

        • SeeTrain65

          Joke dick.

          • LesBontemps

            Dick, no joke.

          • SeeTrain65

            No dick. No joke.

          • exinkwretch

            Dick Nixon — before he dicks you!

          • Phoenixdoglover

            Joke dick dick joke.

      • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

        Suit fits too good and tie is too short; the first clues to photoshopping. Say what you will about Dick Nixon, he at least could buy clothes that fit.

        • BadKitty904

          Trump’s fit like trash bags.

          • ryp

            He thinks he’s hiding his obesity. He might have a point, Christie could have taken some tips.

          • BadKitty904

            He’s failing.

      • Querolous

        Hands are too big.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Somewhere in the Hades Sulfur Jacuzzi salon #262, James Buchanan is laughing his ass off.

    • The Wanderer

      Buchanan should be used to Hell’s hot tubs. I heard that he was a rent boy in the City of Dis.

  • akryan

    76% of Republican voters still support him though so the nihilist caucus in congress isn’t going to change or distance themselves from him.

    • Reximus

      They hate the Turtle and Ryan even more, so Donny wins by default

      • LesBontemps

        Why can’t they just go for the trifecta of hate? (They’d do it for blacks, Jews and Messicans.)

      • jesterpunk

        Do they forget that Ryan is only speaker because no one else wanted the job? GOP speaker is a dead end job that will kill your political career as soon as they get tired of you.

        • Marceline

          I actually forgot that too.

    • BadKitty904

      Good. The closer we can bind the GOP to this demented traitor, the better.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f1134854f2805c86823bb48f21b04cf67e30f18016d570058e41af488c2d15c1.jpg

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      A state-by-state breakdown would be of considerable interest. There must be GOP Congresscretins who aren’t seeing favorable numbers in their home states or districts. Not every place is Alablamma.

    • ziggywiggy

      As of 2014 only 43% of Americans identified as Republicans.

    • kaydenpat

      I’m curious as to what percentage of the population identifies as Republican though. I assume it’s pretty low right now.

    • Alan

      That’s a pretty low percentage of the voting age population. Apparently the stupid part.

  • cmd resistor

    OT, but golf.com writer who reported the “White House is a dump” remarks stands by his story and refuses request to retract. http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/345113-golf-journalist-at-least-8-people-heard-trump-call-the-white-house-a

    • The Wanderer

      Good for him.

    • BadKitty904

      Good.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Do not read the dopey rw comments, they are rage inducing.

    • kaydenpat

      Because what he reported was true. Good for him.

    • OneWhiteWhisker

      “They definitely don’t waste any time trying to be charming or friendly, these people in the White House communications department,” he added.

      So either Huckabee-Sanders or Omarosa. I’m going with Omarosa, I doubt she’s ever been charming or friendly in her entire life.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    OK, so 33% is very close to 36%, so that’s really 40%, which is practically 50%, in whole numbers, 100%. And I do even biglier with the Mexicals. They love me, because the taco bowls are the best. Nobody knows this. Everybody says so.

    • Ricky Gay

      “Just got off the phone with God. He said I am doing better, a whole bunch better than his son was at this point in his career! Not many know this but the Lord grabbed that virgin, Mary by the pussy, for all of us corinthians! I am containing beautiful multitudes… bigly!”

      • Bright Bart

        obamaphone?

        • Ricky Gay

          Tin can on string

    • kaydenpat

      It’s a little scary how this could be Trump’s actual dialogue. Did you read the WSJ interview? He speaks in gibberish or Palinese.

      • Jennaratrix

        I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but Twitler is so bad that this is PALIN LIBELZ!

        • kaydenpat

          Lol!!

  • SomeBigRedDog

    It’s hard to say you dislike a guy with brain cancer but I’m gonna give it a shot.

    Even a broken clock yada yada fuck McCain.

  • Daniel Hooper

    Lines from a poll porno? Sure; glad you asked!

    “Oh my; look at that huge pen! Is that what you’re going to use to record my opinions?”

    “You work those pills so well! Everything’s so clear and concise!”

    “Oh God; there’s just so much! You’re showering me with data!”

    • The Wanderer

      “Oh, yes! I love me some fat, swollen margins of error!”

      • vivian

        72% think DJT is well outside the standard deviations.

        • The Wanderer

          Then we need the substandard deviations. They’re a lot more fun.

      • Querolous

        “I look at my baby girl and think of Bell curves on her chest” – DJT

    • Jennaratrix

      “Oooh, baby, factorial me! Factorial me harder! Oh factorial yeah!”

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Hack your way out of this, Russians…

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    LOL – we love to snark on how the Christofascists are not far removed from the Taliban, but you know who just dropped that same burn on them? The Vatican: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/02/world/europe/vatican-us-catholic-conservatives.html

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Think Spicer will get his copy signed?

    • The Wanderer

      Good! The Catholic headshed would be able to recognize it, based solely on institutional memory. “Taliban? Dominionists? Meh, seen it before.”

    • kaydenpat

      Yet you have Catholic priests here pushing their parishioners to vote for Republicans by claiming that voting otherwise is a mortal sin.

      • The Wanderer

        The story is told on my mom’s side of the family that one day the Catholic priest dropped by to visit my great-grandfather (maternal family = Irish Catholic). Priest tried to tell g’granddad how to live his life; g’granddad threw him out of the house and the family became Baptists.
        My family has no tolerance for people who tell us what we can and can’t do.

      • Yellerduck

        Ah, reflections on my last day as a Southern Baptist. I think the (paraphrased) statement that did it was, “You can’t be both a Christian and a Democrat.” The immediacy of the decision I came to told me it was the right choice. It was all I could do not to just stand up and walk out on the spot. Sometimes I wish I had.

        • kaydenpat

          Wow. That’s ugly.

    • Oblios_Cap

      That’s gonna leave a mark.

  • bookish
  • kaydenpat

    So when does this transfer from Trump is horrible to the GOP as a whole is horrible? In other words, when do Republicans start to suffer the consequences from aligning behind Trump?

    The GOP needs to pay a severe price for electing Trump. Until then, the polls don’t mean very much and Congressional Republicans have no incentive to put the squeeze on him.

    • susan_g

      Watched Darrell Issa, that premier asshat Obama-hater, on local tv the other morning. He was sitting there with Democrat Scott Peters and going all kumbaya, talking about compromise. Just a few months ago he was running ads showing him with cheeto and talking about their great wealthcare bill. The worm has turned but it’s too late for Issa as he’s going to be voted out at the midterms. Sweet.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        God I hope so. I hate that lying, venal motherfucker.

      • SadDemInTex

        I hope that asshat Jeb Henserling joins him. DAN WOOD FOR THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES!

      • kaydenpat

        Boy, do I hope you’re right about that.

    • Yr. Gma

      The transfer is scheduled for November of 2018.

      • amrak63

        From your keyboard to the screen of the Ascended Madoka.

      • kaydenpat

        Let it be so!!

      • HooverVilles

        I really, really hope so. It does mean that democrats are going to have to actually get out and vote in mass quantities in a mid term election thou.
        Sigh!

  • JD Mulvey

    Trump’s signing statement on the Russia sanctions bill included this bit of egomania:
    “I built a truly great company worth many billions of dollars. That is a big part of the reason I was elected. As President, I can make far better deals with foreign countries than Congress.”

    I love when Trump acts as his own lawyer. Future litigation will be hilarious.

    • BadKitty904

      I would pay cash money to watch that.

  • SpudRaider

    Your options after shooting Sessions on 5th Ave. is lacking option 4) All of the above

  • I still hate John McCain, if that counts for anything. They didn’t poll me, ’cause, y’know… Canadian.

    • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

      yeah, still mad at that guy; he may have voted “thumbs down” on Trumpcare, but it was only because he was mad nobody followed established procedure or listened when he complained about that. I don’t think he cared so much about people losing health insurance.

  • Aileen

    My fellow Americans will not redeem themselves until they express remorse for voting for him and state they would vote for Hillary Clinton if they could do it over again.

    • Raan

      I’ve got no regrets about voting for her.

    • Whollyholeyholy

      I’m considering headstones for a few relatives that are inscribed, “Hillary is the same as Trump,” when their time comes.

    • eka

      but bad candidate! emails! seth rich! dnc stole the primary from sanders!

      yeah, they’ll never redeem themselves.

  • SCK

    I hate when you make me do my own work!

  • The Librarian

    That poll is very interesting. The trends show the Trump clown car with four blown tires and a funny smell coming from the transmission.

    • sarahjane1912

      That’s because the thickhead used gas instead of diesel … ;)

  • exinkwretch

    Your forgot one of the most important poll findings: “Men with comically shitty hairstyles like Sean Hannity and Donald Trump approve of the president by a margin of 70-30.”

  • Thorn Spike

    Evan, please, never again a sentence about Dear Leaker with the words “squatting,” “gross dump” and “White House” in it. Thanks much.

    • RMKH

      Why not? I think it describes the defilement of the WH in applicable terms.

      • Thorn Spike

        Gonna need more brain bleach, then.

        • RMKH

          It’s going to take a full Blue Rinse. The Eoin Colfer kind, not the hair treatment for oldz.

  • Christopher Boscarino

    I saw some math porn the other day. It was about little Polly Nomial, who had her limit tested.

    • Skaarphy

      Okay, I have to ask my brother.

  • thewalkindude
    • The Librarian

      Hell no we won’t go

    • amrak63

      “And I’ll look down, and whisper ‘No’.”

      • amrak63

        Oh wait, he said “When?”

        OK, Uday (or is Eric Qusay?), did Hell freeze over this morning?

    • HooverVilles

      ^^^^THIS^^^^

      This is PURRRRRFECT!!!!

  • sarahjane1912

    The entire time he’s been President? Screw that. I thought he was a prize arsehole DECADES earlier. And I’m not even American. Is that allowed?

    • Catstro

      Even Sesame Street hated him before it was cool. They portrayed him as “the Grouch with more trash than any other Grouch in the world”
      http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Donald_Grump

      • And THAT’S why it’s considered an educational show!

    • covfefesumgame0005

      It is encouraged!

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    This was entirely unpredictable.

  • Chris Hall

    If you’re not familiar with common mathematics, that means only one out of three Americans even would piss on the dude if he was on fire

    Not only would I not piss on him, I wouldn’t even hire Russian sex workers to do the job either.

    • Whollyholeyholy

      I’m actually asking myself if I could watch him burn alive. I’m not sure what the answer is. I’m in the maybe column. I’m scaring myself.

      • Jennaratrix

        I don’t think I could watch it, if I was there personally. But I might walk away. I am also scaring myself.

        • Whollyholeyholy

          I like that you have provided me with a new option. Thanks!

      • natoslug

        I’m the one with the pointy sticks emporium next door, making a killing selling all the long pointy sticks you need to stir the ashes and make sure he’s really gone when it’s all over. It’s not glamorous, but it beats selling sausages-inna-buns and “meat” pies.

        • Dudleydidwrong

          Nellie Lovett, is that you?

          • natoslug

            Nope. ’tis I, Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler: “I’ll sell it for less, and that’s cutting me own throat.”

      • Terpsichord

        I could watch ’til all that was left was a pile of goo and scorched bones. Then I would call hazmat to clean that “sheet” right up.
        Note: this is a mild anger day. On a big anger day I’d watch whilst sipping champagne.

        • Ms.Moon

          Come out to watch like Jared and Ivanka’s neighbor in your fur coat and with a glass of wine or champagne classy.

      • Reegstar

        I’m getting out the old knitting needles in anticipation.

  • SadDemInTex

    “A quarter of the American population will (1) eat glue (2) injure themselves in fire works accidents (3) support Trump” (4) win Darwin Awards

    • Jennaratrix

      (4) win Darwin Awards
      Only if they fail to reproduce before the inevitable end.

    • Mr. White

      So here’s the plan: We send care packages to the Trump fans filled with the most dangerous fireworks and a case of cheap domestic beer. Problem will solve itself.

      • Courser_Resistance

        I was thinking meth and heroin.

        • Mr. White

          That’s already in play.

      • Do we still have the dildoes or did we send them all to the Bundy Ranch cretins?

  • Run2Live

    Trump’s really not looking well.
    This can’t be real. Can anyone tell if this was photoshopped?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8d0415321c41469132108c24a77f0994549a2b726dbbd38003188efe95accefc.jpg

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Maybe one day America will join the rest of the world (minus Russia) in their dislike of Trump ;)

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    We can safely assume that the 23% is his actual base and they will not be moved, as Evan noted. I’d make another prediction based on absolutely no facts or knowledge. R’s are going to lose bigly next year and here’s why. The base that support them may not actually vote in the midterms. This guy ion MSNBC this morning tries to spin that this base is a source of strength for the party while I maintain that this base will not turn out to support not-tRump politicians.

    I may be wrong, so take that for what it is.

    • amrak63

      May the Ascended Madoka make your words true.

    • Whollyholeyholy

      Here’s what concerns me, though. All the dingdongs who went out and unregistered to vote, whilst Team Evil has been working on their chief strategery– a voter suppression drive.

      • amrak63

        This. The McDucks who used to own the GOP before Putin launched his hostile takeover of the GOP (but Putin is a tycoon himself, so he agrees with them) know that their schemes will never be popular with a majority of us peasants, so they try to rig the voting rules so that they and their dumbass authoritarian followers will always form a majority of the people who actually vote. They’ve been doing that for years.

    • Mr. White

      The GOP will manufacture some bullshit crisis prior to the mid-terms to stir up the base.

  • amrak63

    The Orange Covfefe’s popularity drops below the popularity of vegan buttholes in 5…4…3…

    • amrak63

      His maturity level has already dropped below the level of the toddlers at the Vegan Butthole Cafe.

  • jaspersdad

    Trump is a lame duck president 6 months into his term.

    • Whollyholeyholy

      He’s actually been a lame duck this whole time, hasn’t he? I guess he did get Gorsuch past us, so maybe I’m being too dismissive.

      • bbayliss

        that was McConnell

  • Maybe they should cancel Trump’s show and show Beavis and Butthead reruns instead?
    http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aptopix-campaign-2016-trump.jpg

    Trump supporters may never notice

    • amrak63

      No wonder the babies look scared–Covfefe looks like he’s going to eat them. :o

    • IdiotsforPalin

      Wow those two life is not cursed……..

    • ahughes798

      I’m afraid those children will have to be put down.

  • MizzMazz
    • Pat_Pending

      Just heard that on Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Obsessions. It was a timing conflict or he would have been in it. Yeeeeesh…

      • MizzMazz

        The funny thing is they cast Marc Cuban instead, and 45 HATES him! >:)

    • Sometimes I think Trump actually WAS cast in the movie after all. I just think the American citezenship was accidently cast as “extras”. So remember to check your windows for wind-propelled sharks next time he gives a speech y’all.

      Don’t blame me though, I voted for Tara Reid for pres.

      • MizzMazz

        I kind of like Tara Reid’s ‘gives no fucks’ attitude. Never seen one of these movies though.

  • Mr. White

    I’ve definitely noticed a drop in pro-Trump comments on social media. However the ones remaining are doubling-down on the crazy. Deluded beyond repair.

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      Many of them are Russian trolls, I think

      • Mr. White

        True. Just a click to their Facebook page and you can tell immediately.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    This world hates him more to-day than it did yes-ter-day.

    But, not as much as to-mor-row.

    • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

      upfist for reworking of ‘more today than yesterday’ by spiral starecase, 1969

  • whitroth

    Yep. Saw that poll result. Hey… just remember, Tricky Dick was at around 25% (+/-1%) when he resigned. Go, go Trump. Oh, that’s right, he’s more of a coward than Tricky Dick.

    And the headlines are McCain slamming Trump for considering firing the commander in Afghanistan. He may have decided to Leave A Legacy…. (Still withholding on McCain, till he does more).

  • Empress of the Iguana People

    I wonder if he can be the first president to dip into single digits. Which sounds wrong somehow, but also somehow appropriate.

  • Canis Greyhame

    His method for staying ahead of controversy by introducing new and ever more horrifying scandals every week (just to drown out the previous one) is not unlike his old method for obtaining credit with American banks to stay ahead on his shitty business deals. Eventually it all erodes to the point where no one is going to lend to him anymore, and he’ll have nowhere to turn except for the Russian mob.

    Oh and when it comes to exaggerating penis size on Tinder, he would definitely apply the same formula he has for estimating his personal net worth: claim you’ve got 10 when independent analysis indicates it’s more like 3.5.

    • HooverVilles

      Like + nice avatar.

  • Lefty Wright

    The most interesting figures on the poll are that 55% strongly disapprove and 6% disapprove somewhat. Only 6% have no opinion (those infamous dead voters?), so there is no room for him to gain any significant support. These strongly disapprove numbers are fairly consistent among all the presidential approval polls.

    • Harbinger08

      About 97% of those 6% No Opinion respondents actually said something more like “Get the fuck offa my porch!” or some variant, but you have to put down something.

  • Nyumbu

    The percentage of people who “strongly approve” of Trump is just three points short of those who believe the sun revolves around the earth. Just, sayin’, that seems too close to be a coincidence.

    • Keith Taylor

      I hadn’t thought of that. Thanks! (I wonder how it compares with the percentage of people who think the Earth is flat and the Moon is only seventy miles wide?)

      • Mystery_Poster

        Or those who believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

    • HooverVilles

      Interesting. I had not realized that. Do you have a link as I would like to read more about that.

  • IdiotsforPalin

    Whhhhheeeewwww…I need a cigarette

  • tehbaddr

    Winning! It’s so great, you won’t believe it folks! I’m making Ameika Grate Again! People are talking about it!

  • Celtic_Gnome

    I hated Trump before it was trendy. Suck it, Trumpanzees!

  • Harbinger08

    When Trump said that there would be so much “winning” that everyone would be sick of it and just begging for it to please stop, most people thought that meant the good kind of winning that everyone is used to. It’s not that, whatever it is. It’s not the good kind. I think he meant something else.

  • no no throw yourselves at him. Maybe he will do MORE good in the future! IT COULD HAPPEN.

  • The Trump Popularity Vortex of Suck must have a strong gravitational pull because look who else’s it’s bringing down

    http://www.newsweek.com/fire-hannity-effort-intensifies-646090

    • BMW

      Hannity getting fired would definitely be a tiny silver lining on this giant storm cloud of a presidency.

  • Charlie Foxtrot

    Half of the population is stupider than the average person.

    Considering only the half that is stupider than average, half of them are stupider than the average stupider-than-average person.

    Of those who are stupider than the average stupider-than-average person, there are some smart enough not to strongly support Trump.

  • Renée

    I can’t fucking stand McCain, though I do like the big ol dump he took on McConnell.

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    How can this stuff be true when he had that yuge crowd in West Virginny? Huh? I mean, that was the largest political gathering on record!

    • Ducksworthy

      They came for the Oxy and stayed for the Gibberish.

  • BillEGoatSmirk

    Said this the other day in my local MSM paper:

    ‘I would also like to extend my thanks to all 46 Democrats, Bernie Sanders and Angus King for sticking together through this farcical process wherein the GOP and the Orange Menace have tried desperately to throw somewhere between 15 million and 36 million people (depending on the bill) under the bus. We don’t have to worry here in MA, but there are Democratic Senators from other states, like Sherrod Brown in Ohio and Joe Manchin from WV, who are most definitely caught between some competing constituencies at home.’

    So yeah, I appreciate McCain (and moreso, Collins and Murkowski…you go girls!), but let’s not forget who the real “heroes” were with healthcare.

  • Ducksworthy

    Here’s hoping the 23-25% group goes the way of Heaven’s Gate. They appear to have already completed Phase One.

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