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We don’t want this VERY HILARIOUS STORY to get lost in all the revelations about Trump Junior’s Russian Escapades, because 1) it’s a stunning comment on just how AWFUL of a client Donald Trump is, that the best legal counsel he can get to defend him in RussiaGate is this one fuck-up Marc Kasowitz, and 2) Kasowitz has a weird connection to the Trump Junior story. Let’s sexplore!

The other day, ProPublica had an extensive and personal piece (some found it kinda nasty) about Marc Kasowitz, the head of Trump’s legal team who reportedly may be on the verge of resigning because Trump is such a shitty client. The ProPublica thing detailed Kasowitz’s (alleged!) alcohol abuse and (alleged!) trip to rehab, and lots of other dirty personal things. The point, though, was that this sort of personal history, for this New York lawyer who is CLEARLY out of his league right now, is the type of thing that makes it REAL DAMN HARD to get the kind of security clearance necessary to defend Donald Trump in an investigation as deep as wide as the inquiries into whether the Trump campaign did conspiracies with Russia in order to swing the election.

Rachel Maddow reported on the ProPublica piece on Wednesday night. Also on Wednesday night, President McNasty went wheels up and tits out on Air Force One, so he could go do gross pervings to French First Lady Brigitte Macron on Bastille Day. So this means Marc Kasowitz was maybe sorta kinda “off work” at the time, or at least on a break. Maybe he went to the Applebee’s for happy hour and their 2 for $20 entree special and had a few too many fruity martinis, because when a Maddow viewer saw the story and emailed (pretty politely!) encouraging him to resign, Kasowitz responded. Oh, he responded! ProPublica has the goods (again):

That’s right, MEANY PANTS! F*CK YOU! Hold on real fast, Rachel Maddow Twitter Break:

WONKETTE DID THE NOSE COFFEE THING TOO!

So ProPublica reports that fifteen minutes later, Kasowitz emailed the dude again, totally unprompted. Maybe his third Fireball shot had kicked in and Applebee’s was like “no it’s cool, the restaurant is closing but the bar stays open late.”

BITCH! At that point, the guy emailed back, and yet again was very nice. (Though he might have been doing that thing yours truly does sometimes, when we intentionally reply all nice-like, in order to annoy people.) Kasowitz, of course, responded:

PUSSY!

And then 33 minutes later, there was yet another Kasowitz missive! ProPublica and Maddow (she reported on this Thursday night, through giggles) note that he seemed to be referencing the emailer’s last name, which we guess is of the Jewish variety:

I’M ON YOU! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here’s my number so CALL ME MAYBE! BITCH!

Instead of Calling Kasowitz Maybe, the emailer called the FBI.

We don’t think Kasowitz is any closer to getting that security clearance. Which is insane, because as Maddow pointed out on her show, this means any time there’s a meeting related to the investigation that involves classified information, Kasowitz has to wait in the hallway and play pocket pool. That’s the head lawyer for the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Kasowitz’s spokesman issued a statement saying OMG HE IS SO SORRY, and said he “intends to apologize” to the dude. The excuse?

While no excuse, the email came at the end of a very long day that at 10 p.m. was not yet over.

Gah! He was just so busy working that he had to constantly email this guy back and scream threats at him. Happens to all of us. Totally.

So this is all hilarious and wonderful and shit, and it probably made you do LOL-giggles in the middle of your scrapbooking club meeting. But weird old Marc Kasowitz is a character in the other big story of the day in a VERY STRANGE WAY, which we will explore in our next post!

This is part 1 of a two part blog post. WHOA IF TRUE! Click for part 2, where we learn how Kasowitz might be connected to today’s news about Donald Trump Jr. and his sexcellent Russian conspiracy meeting. SHIT IS FUCKED UP YO!

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  • BadKitty904

    So, the New York Bar Association is basically a crime family?

    • laughingnome

      Yeah. So, what’s your point?

    • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

      Just New York? I’m flattered speechless.

      • BadKitty904

        Well, my husband and my sister are both lawyers, sooo…

    • janecita

      Yes, they are also known as La Cosa Nostra.

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    You know where we are, in the political history of America, right this fucking second?

    The guy that ran on never lying and keeping foreigners who do bad shit out of the country literally lied about letting foreigners into the country to do bad shit.

    Oh, excuse me, he wasn’t the one that let them in. That makes it so much fucking better.

  • onedollarjuana

    Hmm. Trump’s lawyer seems as competent as his campaign manager(s), doctor, spokespeople, …

  • Randy Riddle

    Oh … so Travis Bickel went to school and became a lawyer?

    • laughingnome

      Says who? You talkin to me?

  • Tio_Doidinho

    They couldn’t find a more perfect Trump attorney if they tried. Unless Ted Nugent has a law degree we don’t know about.

    • Randy Riddle

      Don’t give him any ideas.

  • BadKitty904

    How has this “person” not been disbarred?

    • Randy Riddle

      Are we sure his credentials didn’t come from Trump University?

      • Bobathonic

        Maybe he self certified, like a dentist would.

        • BadKitty904

          Orly? Is that you?

        • Snark Tank Full of Resistance
          • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

            d’oh. Missed it by that much.

        • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

          Rand Paul Bar Association?

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        Cornell, actually. Yale undergrad.

        • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

          Best argument ever for not relying on “pedigree.”

          • BadKitty904

            The phrase “educated fool” just lept to mind…

        • Oblios_Cap

          Like that idiot on The Office?

          • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

            Which one?

        • Komsumverweigerer Ron

          Talk about a waste of money.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he is after this.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      Because things like “wright” and “rong” and “moral terpitude” have new meanings in the post-truth world? Because we are all dreaming this? Because I am drunk? (I’m not, but wouldn’t that be fun right now?) (I am not.)

      • Three Finger Salute

        Moar like moral derpitude, amirite?

        • CindyinEncinitas

          Yes. I believe so.

  • armed_bears

    when we intentionally reply all nice-like, in order to annoy people

    Ummm… this forces me to reevaluate all replies I have received from Wonkette.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I know “when they go low, we go high,” but when Rachel (PBUH) said last night that we should hope for the lawyering for Twitler to be top-quality so everything is on the up-and-up, I LOL’d.

    • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

      I lol’d too. I think Drumpf’s legal team should be randomly selected from a pool of his voters.

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        Funny, from what I can tell it already is.

    • OneYieldRegular

      When they go low, we go hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

  • AlexDeGruven

    Second page isn’t up yet! Blueball.

  • Anna Rompage

    The email came at the end of a very long day that at 10 p.m. was not yet over. Mark still had an appointment set up with some Russian pee hookers…

    • Bobathonic

      “These damned emails are cutting into my shower time!”

  • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

    Nice teaser, Wonket. I may as well just punch out now.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      A broken link tease! I bit straight away.

  • Vincent Ricola

    “You might as well call me. You will see me. I promise. Bro.”
    – Atticus Finch

    • BadKitty904

      Now, if he can just get Trump to dress as a ham…

      • Oblios_Cap

        He’s got the shape for it.

        • Komsumverweigerer Ron

          Higher fat content, though.

    • OneYieldRegular

      To Kill a Mockingtroll.

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Can you see Trix starting a framed emboroidery section in the shoppe? Cause I would totally buy that.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    That’s how to lose one’s shit in NY

  • Wild Cat

    Step 1: We admitted we were powerless over democracy—that our lives had become unmanageable.

    Step 2: Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

    Step 3: Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Koch as we understood Him.

    Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our Cayman Island accounts.

    Step 5: Admitted to Koch, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our longings.

    Step 6: Were entirely ready to have Koch remove all non-defects of character.

    Step 7: Humbly asked Koch to remove our shortcomings.

    Step 8: Made a list of all persons we had not harmed, and became willing to make their lives a living hell.

    Step 9: Made defecation to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would not injure them or others.

    Step 10: Continued to take personal inventory of our cayman Islands accounts and when we were wrong promptly covered it up.

    Step 11: Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Koch, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out with a few billion here or there—maybe the Pentagon budget.

    Step 12: Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to other despots, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      That was awesome. :)

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      Question: In Step 7, is “shortcomings” a euphemism for “balls”?

    • arglebargle

      Step 13: Profit

    • Paul

      Another friend of Bull.

  • memzilla Ω

    I think my favorite part here is YOU KNOW DOLT 45 IS GONNA STIFF HIM ON HIS BILL ‘cuz Donny don’t pay for shoddy work. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (in Cyrillic)!

    • suziq

      Donny don’t pay for ANY work. fify.

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        In Two Scoops’ head, ‘shoddy’ means ‘I wasn’t gonna pay for it anyway.’

      • Celtic_Gnome

        New York and New Jersey construction companies called that the “Trump Tax”, the amount you pad the bill to take into the account the amount Trump’s going to stiff you on the final payment.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I dunno about youse guys, but having a work day not be over yet by 10 p.m. doesn’t seem all that unusual to me. I’ve had plenty of those, back when I owned my own business, and they never caused me to go off into an email war with someone I didn’t know. And I once got an email two days after my father died from a customer who was pissed off that his funeral was going to cause me to have to cancel a class.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I feel sorry for Rachel. Having a coffee cup come outta your nose has got to hurt.

    • BadKitty904

      Was it a Wonkette coffee cup???

      • Oblios_Cap

        An OHJB one, I believe.

  • TundraGrifter

    I’m totally using #YouDon’tKnowMe from now on. I were on Twitter. Thank God I’m not.

  • jesuswasablack
  • Oblios_Cap

    So was the other guy Jewish?

  • Alan

    Sounds to me like he’s the perfect Trump lawyer.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Trump is back home and sends tweet to Jr. ‘Meet me at Bedminster, wear the Yankees jersey!’

    • laughingnome

      That was meant for Ivanka.

  • Proud Liberal

    This guy is going to lose his bar license. I’m sure somebody filed an ethics complaint.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I hope when the disbarment is over, the email guy sues him. And wins. And then Twitler doesn’t pay him because he only likes lawyers who don’t get disbarred, okay?

    • Bebecca

      His firm should be checking the partnership agreement to see what grounds they have to boot him without paying him a fortune.

  • Claire

    CNN says there were MORE people in Junior’s Big Meeting. Are we sure they didn’t have it at Grand Central Terminal? http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/14/politics/donald-trump-jr-meeting/index.html

    • laughingnome

      Please let it be Sessions.

      • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

        Would anyone notice the little racist fucking elf?

        • Oblios_Cap

          Jr. was probably using him as a seat cushion.

      • OneYieldRegular

        Please let it be Putin.

        • Oblios_Cap

          I called that earlier!

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          that would be hilarious to see the “base” defend THAT shit

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I can tell you one person I’m fairly certain we’re eventually going to find out was there: Twitler himself.

      • Cleo_Cat

        “Before you leave, come up and say ‘Hi’ to Dad. I insist.”

    • Oblios_Cap

      They even lie about their lies. It’s getting so you gotta have a scorecard to keep up with all of the players.

    • Beautiful Soup

      oh to have been in the hallway when that clown car of a meeting let out.

      • Cleo_Cat

        Marx Brothers cruise ship cabin.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      ‘Okay, everyone who’s going to help us defeat Hillary, meet under the big clock.’

      • Celtic_Gnome

        I thought we were meeting under the giant W.

        • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

          It’s a mad mad mad mad world: the documentary

    • Flashman

      The Russian Tea Room, maybe.

  • BadKitty904

    I keep hoping Trump will represent himself in the coming treason trials.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Maybe we can get Obama or Michelle Obama to tweet that representing yourself at trial is stupid. He’d do it for sure, then.

      • BadKitty904

        Clever!

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Hey! Isn’t Barack a lawyer? Maybe he could represent Trump.

  • Superlawyer here doesn’t realize that “the end of the day” by definition means that it’s over, 10 pm or not.

  • PigsDoFly

    That’s some drunk texting.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      That was my first thought. Guy had a skinful and it turns out he’s one of those mean drunks.

  • janecita

    Trump just landed in Newark, I guess that he is not going back to Washington until Sunday night. This is fucking ridiculous, this man really doesn’t want to be president!

    • BadKitty904

      Good thing he’s not.

    • Proud Liberal

      As far as I’m concerned, he isn’t.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Well,. it’s not like there’s a nation to run or anything…

      • eggs ackly-wright

        Like my idiot former boss used to say, “The work will take care of itself.”

    • OneYieldRegular

      Don’t you understand that there is golf to be played?

      • janecita

        Those golf balls aren’t going to hit themselves.

    • Jamoche

      I usually mute the clips MSNBC and Colbert show because gaah, that voice, but my timing was off and I caught one of his newer speeches. You know upspeak, where every sentence ends on an up pitch, because they’re so excited? Donnie is using downspeak – dropping pitch like Marvin the Paranoid Android even on sentences that ought to end with an up. “We’re going to _whatever_ and it’s going to be great” Sure, dude. So convincing.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAA67a2-Klk

      • janecita

        That’s hilarious, but true!

      • Beautiful Soup

        The Trump impersonator on “The President Show” has that “down,” so to speak.

    • Cleo_Cat

      I agree with Don on that.

    • Paul

      He’s going to his golf course in Bedminster to watch the US Women’s Open tournament this weekend.

      Caddies have been instructed to use a three iron if he attempts any puss grabbing.

      FFS! The Women’s Open!! At that scumbag’s course. I took some minor shrapnel hits when my irony meter exploded all to fuck.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Protesters plan to hang out around the edges of the property with big signs featuring quotes from Donnie about women.

        • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

          Please let this be true.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        Wonder if he’ll ask any of them to go to Bedminster with him.

    • SeeTrain65

      “Which golf course is he going to this weekend?” is a question you never have to ask again, because you know damned well he’s going to one of them.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    Holy shit! Not 10 PM! No wonder he acted so crazy. That’s like, one hour later than my little niece’s bedtime!

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Didnt have his bankie

  • janecita

    CNN is saying that there were a total of EIGHT people at Don Jr’s meeting. I’m hoping that Sessions and Pence were also there.

    • BadKitty904

      So, it was a treason conference???

      • janecita

        That’s what it sounds like.

        • BadKitty904

          I swear to God, America is being betrayed by the Three Stooges.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            And 30-40-something percent of America is cheering them on.

          • BadKitty904

            That is, unfortunately, nothing new.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Michael Steele says everything Donnie is doing now is solely to keep that 30-40-something percent intact.

          • janecita

            To quote John Oliver, “Stupid Watergate.”

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Conspiracy is the other word.

      • JMP

        Or a treason covfefe.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Does that mean there was an automatic 18% gratuity applied for any collusion services provided?

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        I’d hope so. You KNOW none of them tip.

        • (((fka_donnie_d)))

          I think ya got an extra m in that handle there, chief (should be n)

          • Komsumverweigerer Ron

            Don’t blame me, blame those German collectivists I stole the word from!

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        20%. It’s the northeast.

    • Jennifer R

      Sure is a good Friday.

    • Swampay

      I so hope that some of this shitnado sticks to Pence. Trump doesn’t (I think) actively hate us, he just doesn’t give a shit about people who aren’t him. Pence, pretty sure he actively hates us.

      • janecita

        I agree, Pence is a terrible, and scary, human being.

        • ahughes798

          Isn’t he the one who calls his wife “Mother?”

          • janecita

            Yes, he is the creepy one.

          • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

            Like Reagan did?

          • ahughes798

            Yeah. Groooooooooss! If Mr. 798 ever calls me “Mother,” it’s time for the cast iron frying pan.

          • ahughes798

            I think Reagan called his wife “Mommy,” which is even worse. Then again, he was neurologically compromised, so I find it hard to be harsh on him about it.

    • LucindathePook

      Including translators, or principles?

      • Paul

        Good question.

      • ahughes798

        There were absolutely no principles in that room, guaranteed.

    • I want sessions.

  • Blackest Noobs

    Donald J. Trump…he hires the best people…THE.BEST.PEOPLE. i fucking tell you….THE BEST!

    • eggs ackly-wright

      Believe me.

      • Paul

        Period.

  • Flashman

    I wonder who Kasowitz billed for this series of rants. The Russians, I hope.

    • SDGeoff3

      Certainly not Trump. He stiffed him too many times.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    While no excuse, the email came at the end of a very long day that at 10 p.m. was not yet over.

    After all, who among us hasn’t sent a “come at me, bro” email at 10 PM?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e48d3ef252e6dec4545b90a0fef6b89c49e9d5966000e69a800885d8fbda209f.gif

    • Oblios_Cap

      Do we have to wait that late?

    • natoslug

      I haven’t. I’m asleep by then.

    • TakingAmes

      The timestamp on the first email was 6:48pm. I mean, I have certainly had long work days that forced me to send “come at me, bro” emails at 6:48 pm, I didn’t then try to claim I sent them at 10pm. These people lie because they can’t help it.

    • SeeTrain65

      I’ve texted “Come get me, Mom” at 11:30 p.m. before. Does that count?

  • A Groucho Marxist

    If people like Kasowitz and Michael Cohen aren’t careful, they may end up giving lawyers a bad name.

  • whitroth

    Kasowitz may, just *may*, be beginning to realize that he’s not in the pool, he’s out in the North Atlantic*.

    * And doesn’t know the words to The Mary Ellen Carter to keep himself alive.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Upfist for the Stan Rogers reference. And referring to one of the best survival stories ever.

  • Crystalclear12

    Huh, well, that explains why he hasn’t wrestled Trump’s phone away from him.
    He is just the same.

  • bookish

    http://nbcnews.to/2tRGVWW

    WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is adding to his growing roster of lawyers handling investigations into Russian interference in the 2016 election, NBC News confirmed Friday.

    Veteran Washington lawyer Ty Cobb is the latest to join the president’s legal team, a White House official said. Cobb will spearhead responses to media inquiries related to the ongoing Russia probes and he will work closely with attorney Marc Kasowitz, who is leading the Trump team.

    • osceola

      Is it the same Ty Cobb who jumped into the stands to beat a disabled heckler senseless?? Because this case already has a lot of hecklers.

      • LucindathePook

        Sounds like the “Georgia Peach”

    • TakingAmes

      If by “spearhead,” they actually mean “pistol whip.”

    • ahughes798

      Trump hires racist dead guy to defend him. I’m shocked!

  • John Thorstensen

    A lawyer acquaintance suggested that Kasowitz’ conduct on this alone could get him disbarred.

    • Boscoe

      Thus, the “apology” (that I still think hasn’t actually happened yet)

    • Beanz&Berryz

      More likely a much softer sanction than disbarment, at least here in soft-hearted Oregon.

    • Hardly Ideal

      I was just thinking, this would get me fired and/or divorced if I tried it, and I’m but a humble CAD-monkey. What was this guy thinking?

  • azeyote

    it’s what happens when your tidy whities go up your crack –

  • Boscoe

    Ethics, how do they work?

    • eggs ackly-wright

      He’s been subjected to ethics cleansing.

  • Jgb979

    The true sign of competent representation and attorney client privelege

    “Sent from my iPhone”

    • Paul

      When I see that pretentious shit, I end the reply with “Sent telepathically.”

      A few folks have even removed it from subsequent emails.

  • PigDootsMolloy
    • ahughes798

      Great album, too!

  • Scooby

    Was it Mika or Joe?

  • theblackdog

    Wow, I joked about the competency of any lawyer who reps the Trumps, and this dude proved that yeah, you have to be batshit crazy and willing to not get paid to represent them

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    This are the kind of antics I’d expect to see from an attorney representing the owner of a small strip club in Muscoy.

    • Nockular cavity

      “Yeah? Maybe I do, what’s it to you? I’m on to you! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!”
      -Yours,
      M. Kasowitz, Esq.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    But the Predisent can declassify stuff….really. This fucking guy can literally blab all of our sensitive information to anyone he wants and we can’t do much about it. We are so fucked.

    • SeeTrain65

      I’m waiting for the first troll to tell you you spelled “president” wrong so we can all laugh like fools.

  • quantum mechanic

    Joke adapted from P.G. Wodehouse:
    Guy calls the law firm of Kasowitz, Kasowitz, Kasowitz & Kasowitz. “I’d like to speak to Mr. Kasowitz”. “I’m sorry he’s in court.”
    “Let me speak to Mr Kasowitz”. “He’s on vacation.”
    “Let me speak to Mr Kasowitz”. “He’s out sick today.”
    “Let me speak to Mr Kasowitz”. “Speaking.”

    • SeeTrain65

      Just down the street from the law firm of Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga and McCormack.

  • shivaskeeper

    Irregardless of anything else, just that email chain would be enough to justify denying him a clearance at the level needed to defend Two Scoops. It shows a lack of judgement and self control. Not the kind of traits you want in someone getting a high level clearance.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      All the best people are showing lack of judgement and control these days. The very best. Believe me.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Sad

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      If “lack of judgement and self control” was a factor, nobody in this whole fucking mis-administration would have clearance. Donnie would have to send the housekeeping staff to security briefings.

      • shivaskeeper

        As someone who had a clearance, I know I would have lost mine for the lies and all the rest.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    He called him bitch and bro. Maybe he’s a friend. I wonder what he calls Trump in private.

    • thixotropic jerk

      “My Purty Orange Grundle?”

  • Mr. Blobfish

    The only thing missing is “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?!

    • Pisto75666

      He’d had a busy day and just forgot.

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    So Marcey went full Travis Bickle on his Obamaphone? But he had a rough day and personally threatening a stranger in an easily provable manner is totally something lawyers do. Sheesh!

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Two part story. Evan’s gunnin’ fer that Poolitzer.

  • Krombopulous Pichael

    hahaha…. “Bro!”

    • lurch394

      Yeah, what’s Yiddish for “bro”?

      • Krombopulous Pichael

        boychik?

  • Hardly Ideal

    For some reason*, all that COME AT ME BRO talk makes a certain image come to mind:
    http://i.imgur.com/hG8foXU.jpg
    *that reason being that I’m a huge fucking dork.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Il Douche’s other lawyer is a real peach too: under investigation in two states for skimming $60 million from his scammy “Christian” charity: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/27/trump-lawyer-jay-sekulow-donations
    One wihout security clearance, another probably disbarred (and – one hopes – in jail.) What a dream team.

  • Nick.Trite

    TBH, if somebody emailed me out of the blue and told me to quit my job, I probably would not have been polite enough to censor my “fuck you”

    • Bitter Scribe

      Sure, but would you have been stupid/immature enough to follow it up with a bunch of threats?

    • mailman27

      Are you POTUS’ lawyer? Seems to me, that’s the thing. Cuz, he is. POTUS’ lawyer.

  • SeeTrain65

    So this is all hilarious and wonderful and shit, and it probably made you do LOL-giggles in the middle of your scrapbooking club meeting.

    Scrapbooking club indeed! QUILTING CIRCLE, MAN!

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Is there anyone in Trumpworld who has ever in their life acted like a normal human being?

  • nightmoth

    He needs to watch Robert Duvall in The Godfather. Lawyers with the kind of clients he’s got should play it very, very cool. Self-controlled. Smart. All three of which traits are probably quite beyond his capabilities.

  • AngryNotSoOldHippy .

    “…Kasowitz has to wait in the hallway and play pocket pool.”

    Or the shit hole Republican mancunt can go across the street and have another half dozen margaritas and do his shit hole Republican thing to the unfortunate waitresses there.

    Isn’t Republicanism just lovely?

    • Pisto75666

      You’d think with all the winning they’d be happier people. Alas, not so.

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