At the risk of insulting cranky toddlers again, we have yet another story to add to the Donald Trump Is A Cranky Toddler file: The Washington Post advises us Donald Trump gets the most out of his intelligence briefings when they are VERY BRIEF briefings, with lots of visual aids, and maybe also some interactive elements like pretty lights, a mirror, and a magic voice that says “The cow goes MOOOOO.” Wonkette was unable to confirm these latter details; a White House source refused to comment, saying only that the president was teething.
Here’s a reassuring portrait of Donald Trump, Intelligence Consumer. No late nights with briefing books, ’cause that’s his special time with TiVo:
Most mornings, often at 10:30, sometimes earlier, Trump sits behind the historic Resolute desk and, with a fresh Diet Coke fizzing and papers piled high, receives top-secret updates on the world’s hot spots. The president interrupts his briefers with questions but also with random asides. He asks that the top brass of the intelligence community be present, and he demands brevity.
As they huddle around the desk, Trump likes to pore over visuals — maps, charts, pictures and videos, as well as “killer graphics,” as CIA Director Mike Pompeo phrased it.
“That’s our task, right? To deliver the material in a way that he can best understand the information we’re trying to communicate,” said Pompeo, adding that he, too, prefers to “get to the core of the issue quickly.”
Nice catch, Pompeo! YOU like YOUR intelligence information just the way the president does! It’s a GOOD thing. The very BEST. Maybe, if Mike Pompeo is lucky, Trump won’t wish him into the cornfield.
Even MoarTrump Will Leak On Whatever Russians He Wants! Your Overnight TrumpLeak Roundup!Trump Didn’t Say ‘Israel’ To Russians, YOU Said ‘Israel’! But Yeah He Gave Russians Israeli Intel, Like You Said.
The good news is that now the president takes his briefings every day, sitting at his big-boy desk, and he’s even starting to understand that he needs to know stuff about the big scary world beyond America, no matter how First he thinks America should be.
A president who I think came into the office thinking he would focus on domestic issues — ‘make America great again’ — has learned that you inherit the world and its problems when you’re president of the United States,” said Daniel Coats, director of national intelligence and a frequent participant in Trump’s briefings.
“One time he came in and said, ‘All right, what’s the bad news this morning?’ ” Coats added. “You can see the weight of the burden on the shoulders of the president.”
Coats even managed to say all that with a straight face, so be reassured: Our president are learning! Trump likes to have members of his cabinet with him for the briefings, so they can handle all the detail stuff and he can be presidential; he also likes having Jared Kushner handy even though Jared (still!) gets his own security briefings. While subject area experts come in when, say, a foreign leader is visiting, Trump doesn’t like being lectured, preferring a conversational mode of learning, according to Pompeo, again telling the lying media that his boss is really smart:
It’s a very oral, interactive discussion, as opposed to sitting there and reading from a text or a script,” Pompeo said.
Pompeo added: “He always asks hard questions, which I think is the sign of a good intelligence consumer. He’ll challenge analytic lines that we’ll present, which is again completely appropriate. . . . It is frequently the case that we’ll find that we need to go back and do more work to develop something, to round something out.”
See! He’s learning AND he asks good questions! Such a clever little fellow!
Apart from the details about Trump’s fondness for visual aids and small bites of information, the WaPo story isn’t too earth-shaking, apart from reminding us again that Trump is the biggest ninnyhammer to occupy the office. How’s that for normalizing the dipshit? There’s nothing quite as jaw-dropping here as in that Reuters story before Trump’s Mideast trip where we learned National Security Council briefers strategically put Trump’s own name in “as many paragraphs as we can because he keeps reading if he’s mentioned,” which sure makes us feel like the man knows what’s going on. That story also noted Trump likes to look at a map while being briefed on foreign lands, with the explanation,
“He likes to visualize things,” said a senior administration official. “The guy’s a builder. He has spent his whole life looking at architectural renderings and floor plans.
We actually know how he feels. Whenever we read about “President Donald Trump,” we find it much easier to get through by looking at a calendar to remind us that there will be midterm elections in just 18 months.
Also, booze. Lots and lots of booze.
Yr Wonkette is 100% reader-supported! Please send us money by clicking that “Donate” clicky below, and we promise to keep throwing polysyllabic words at you.