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  • wait! what?

    https://vimeo.com/217407298

    No coffee required.

    • La forza del resistino

      That’s a grand canyon you got there, now where is the uranium?

  • Nounverb911
    • Alan

      I checked Amazon, they don’t sell those.

  • Nounverb911
    • Alan

      Fractal tea.

  • OddMan

    Damn that is a LOT of news, thanks Dominic.

    And look who got their little hand slapped.

    https://twitter.com/saabreu56/status/866611456086863874

    • La forza del resistino

      Looks like an episode of Lucy and Ricky Ricardo on a bad day.

    • HazooToo

      SHE DID!

      • Lori

        She apparently hates him so much she can’t even fake it when cameras are rolling. The two of them deserve each other and I guess America deserves this humiliating display because we were dumb enough to put tRump in charge, but damn.

    • Alan

      She is fed up. I wonder how the secret service feels about guarding her while simultaneously making sure she doesn’t poison his dinner.

  • Nounverb911
    • Bill D. Burger

      The bodyguards’ fists were injured on the faces of the protesters, huh?

      Bless their hearts!

    • Lori

      Full marks for chutzpah.

    • cmd resistor

      So what was the “aggressive action?”

      • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

        Aggressively putting their necks in the crook of the bodyguards elbows?

        • MizzMazz

          “His face ran into my fist, like ten times!”

  • Bill D. Burger

    Trump is at this moment at the Western Wall, yarmulke on, eyes closed and the sound of photogs snapping is deafening. So devoted, so reverent……so fucking hypocritical.

    Too funny. For all the world, it looks like he’s fallen asleep.

    https://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.forward.com/images/cropped/donald-trump-western-wall-kotel-1495124707.jpg

    • Nounverb911

      He forgot his ‘orb’.

    • MizzMazz

      Having never worshiped or had reverence for anyone but himself, he’s play-acting what he thinks it should look like.

  • La forza del resistino

    Giving governors like Scott, Walker, Brownback, LePage, etal Medicaid money would lead a crass investor to go long in drug testing lab equities.

  • Doug Langley

    Well, I just called the other place. They tell it’ll take 3 – 5 days before they even get to set up an interview. I said that’s just too long to wait, and please take me out of consideration.

    So I’m stuck with this stupid summer camp thing that pays shit. I really wish I could have the other job. It looks like a good place, perm position paying a decent amount. But I just can’t take the gamble I won’t get an offer. I have to have a job NOW, and can’t afford to turn down the current offer, since they won’t hold it for long.

    • HazooToo

      Maybe there ought to be some sort of regulation determining how long a person can be kept waiting while others decide whether they’re hired or not.

      • Doug Langley

        They’re actually moving faster than other people, I’ve had to wait weeks for some places to set up interviews. It’s just the timing is shit.

        • HazooToo

          I’m glad you finally did get something, even though the pay is ludicrous. It’s just insane that the amount of time you spent out of work could have been shortened by MONTHS if places were required to get back to you in 3-5 days, like this place.

    • Doug Langley

      UPDATE: I just called the summer camp and said I can take the job. But they said they found someone else to do full time and all they have now is part time. Wow, why does life suck so much?

      • HazooToo

        Oh, son of a biiiiiiitch!

        • Doug Langley

          I am SERIOUSLY wondering if I did something unspeakable in a former life and this is my punishment. I simply can’t get the logic of why my life is like this where everyone else seems to be doing great.

          • HazooToo

            There is no logic. It’s not your fault, you’re not doing it wrong. That’s the only thing I can think of to say that might help. Don’t let life gaslight you.

          • Doug Langley

            I just keep hoping that there must be some way I can control my destiny. No one wants to believe that they’re completely helpless and kicked around by forces totally out of control. Once you get to that point you might as well cut your wrists.

      • Kakkeltje

        Can’t you phone the other place again and set up an interview anyway?
        Take the job at the summer camp and just cancel if the other job comes through. You don’t owe them anything.

        • Doug Langley

          Gotta give the summer camp several weeks notice if I leave. That screws up a lot.

    • From Russia with Love

      Keep you chin up. I had a reasonable career, quite by luck and good fortune. But like bookends on said career, my first job out of college paid $2.00/hour, and my last right before I retired in 2015 paid $8.00/hour. Not sure which one was worse.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Trump went to Saudi Arabia yesterday to yell at Iran and ISIS/ISIL/whatever…

    What a daeshbag.

    • cmd resistor

      Every time I have turned on the TV on this trip, someone is yakiing about the Evil Iran. Mostly Trump, but Tillerson and his counterpart as well.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    Also too, Ivanka gives speech on Female Empowerment in Saudi Arabia, female journalists not allowed to attend.

    https://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/866297856822562816

  • Mavenmaven

    With Trump’s plan, we will be more like Saudi Arabia, ultra rich kleptocracy, the majority of the population poor and miserable, and no rights for women. Conservative dream come true!

    • SnarkON

      I can’t decide if this will be good for me or bad for me. I am reasonably financially secure and white, but also a woman. Should I be excited?

      • From Russia with Love

        Just hand over the keys to your vagina and everything will be just fine.

      • Mavenmaven

        no, because the “reasonably well off” are going to be hit the hardest in order to make up revenue lost by increased tax breaks for the rich.

    • wait! what?

      Except the Saudi leadership has a silly habit of actually helping citizens with money:

      https://news.vice.com/article/saudi-king-salman-showers-citizens-with-32-billion-despite-predicted-budget-deficit

      The newly crowned monarch of oil-rich Saudi Arabia, Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, who acceded to the throne last month following the death of his brother, King Abdullah, has given billions of dollars on his citizens in an extravagant celebration of his coronation.

      The massive handout, estimated to total more than $32 billion, includes a two-month basic stipend for all state employees, soldiers, students, and pensioners, as well as generous grants to various professional associations, and literary and sports clubs.

      “Dear people: You deserve more and whatever I do will not be able to give you what you deserve,” read a tweet from King Salman’s official twitter account after the generous giveaway was announced.

      In a country where 3 million of the nearly 5.5 million-strong work force is employed by the government, the handout will directly benefit nearly every echelon of society. Several private companies have also reportedly followed suit, matching the king’s generosity with bonuses for employees.

      • From Russia with Love

        Even the Saudis are smart enough to understand the value of co-opting your poor people.

  • dslindc

    I see the turd didn’t fall far from the asshole:

    https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/866293366748835840

    • Nounverb911

      At least he id’ed Ailes’s present location.

    • NastyBossetti

      And he gave this eulogy in a Catholic church? What was it god said about vengeance, again?

    • Chadwells

      Tombstone libelz…and go fuck yourself Jr.

    • cmd resistor

      He seems nice.

  • Nounverb911
  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    Question: what exactly was the real deal with Trump et al and that glowing orb?

    • FlemmishSpy

      Ketchup dispenser.

    • dslindc
      • FlemmishSpy

        Not satanic! Not satanic! You’re satanic!

    • Nounverb911
    • HazooToo

      Symbolically opening some center to combat extremism.

    • Bill D. Burger

      https://twitter.com/lauratellsjokes/status/866462670370652161

      From Reuters:
      “As part of today’s events, the three leaders joined together for the grand opening of the Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology, a facility designed to monitor and fight online extremism.
      At one point, Trump, Salman, and al-Sissi toasted the center’s opening by putting their hands on a giant, glowing orb representing the globe.”

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Couldn’t they just place their hands on a globe?

        • Left Coast Tom

          If it weren’t Saudi Arabia they could toast the center’s opening with wine.

        • From Russia with Love

          Melania brought a couple.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Three despots walk into a ridiculously bad photo op…..

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        Wait, I thought the world was a flat disk! The Flat Earth Society has members all over the globe, ya know.

        • Ghenghis McCann

          Didn’t one of them get his moment of infamy in Deleted Comments the other week?

    • Parakeetist

      I think it was something out of Skyrim.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    $800 billion. I can’t even process that.

    • this of 800 billion $1 bills that are supposed to go to poor people, and then imagine it being set on fire.

    • chascates

      Imagine 80 million poor Americans. Then imagine giving each of them (us) $10 grand.

      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        Ah, but then they wouldn’t be poor any more. You can see the conundrum.

      • Lyly Sirivong

        Okay, thanks. That makes me even angrier.

  • So how went the TOBY KEITH: ALL LIVE ALL MEN!! concert go?

    • SnarkON

      All the guys held up their cigarette lighters and sang along when Toby did “Beer for My Horses,” and then after the concert they went out in a testosterone-fueled mob, overturned a bunch of cars, went home and fucked their reluctant wives, puked into their boots, and then fell into a boozy, beer-fueled sleep.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Did they haul in a fleet of run-down mobile homes to ring the site to add authenticity?

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        I saw a picture of a bunch of them rubbing a glowing white testicle too!

    • FlemmishSpy

      Without beer and meth, it just kinda sucks.

      • SnarkON

        No drunk country chicks in Daisy Dukes, either.

    • laughingnome

      He brought the house down with his rendition of “Stand By Your Man.”

    • Michael Smith

      There should be an all male review version of a Toby Keith concert just to irritate his fans.

  • Nounverb911
  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • HazooToo

      Indeed, they should be protected from ever setting foot on American soil again.

    • FlemmishSpy

      Sigh. If only we were a country of laws and not man-childs.

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      That boy’s got some pair of cojones, doesn’t he?

    • Michael Smith

      When it comes to potential international incidents, gaslighting is often the best option. Especially when the other person is just so easy to manipulate.

  • chascates

    OMG! Look what we’ve done!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-AuhWqQQaY

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      It’s about bloody time.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I better be getting an extra bonus check from Soros, or I’ll call out the second hoarse of the Apackalypso.

    • PubOption
  • Bill D. Burger

    Totally unfair to release pics of the “orb” cropped. Here it’s in its full glory……….and see, totally not weird at all. (⊙.⊙(☉̃ₒ☉)⊙.⊙)

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAY1g8TUIAAulb1.jpg

    • NastyBossetti

      Who thought this was a good idea??

      • Bill D. Burger

        Dunno’ but I, for one, and eternally grateful. Sadly, I think al Quaeda and ISIS are as well. They’ll use it as a recruitment tool forever.

        • Lamashtar

          I feel like my comic book writers are getting irritated. Its bad when reality outdramas your props.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Sauron?

    • Ghenghis McCann

      All we need is a theremin on the soundtrack, and we’ve got a scene from a bad 50’s sci-fi movie.

    • shastakoala

      I don’t see what the big deal is. I bought one of those Gazing Globes at the Freddies Garden Center for $12.99.

    • laughingnome

      Is this the Heavenly Stone?

    • La forza del resistino

      Boil, boil, trouble and bubble?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I see you in an orange jumpsuit in a room surrounded by vertical metal bars…. http://www.kleo.com.au/images/Kleo_the_Celebrity_Gypsy_Fortune_Teller_copyright.jpg

      • From Russia with Love

        And a few horizontal bars as well.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      For any other politician, this image would be like manna from Heaven over at Infowars. But I have this sneaking suspicion that old Alex is gonna be like, “What? Looks like a normal meeting to me!”

    • OddMan

      Ow my Balls!

  • Crystalclear12

    So another whiskey in the coffee day, huh?

  • Nounverb911
    • PubOption

      What’s the protocol, Bibi? Your Elders must have written something in that book.

  • Bill D. Burger

    “All hail the orgasmatron!” ___ Fuckin’ A! Salman’s feeling it…and Donny’s jowls are positively glowing.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAY9GDzXYAAADiP.jpg

    • Nounverb911

      Jinx

  • La forza del resistino

    Donald was appreciative of the 1.5 million Saudis that greeted him at the airport. Period.

  • Nounverb911

    Ladies and germs, the original ‘ORB’.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKWKfVcd04

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Flynn to decline Senate Intel Committee subpoena and take the Fifth.
    We’re all gonna need a fifth or two before this is over.

    • cmd resistor

      I keep resisting getting the hard stuff and sticking with wine as it would be the beginning of the end if it were in the house.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Nounverb911
  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I guess Trump’s “stay strong” message-and the severed horse head in his bed-had the desired effect.

    • FlemmishSpy

      What if they guy who promised a pardon gets impeached?

    • Ghenghis McCann

      “I refuse to answer that question, on the grounds that I’m guilty as hell.”

    • From Russia with Love

      Doncha kinda have to sorta show up to invoke your 5th amendment rights? Or can you just yell “NUMBER FIVE, AND SUCK MY DICK SENATE!” from the privacy of your own hideout?

    • cheetojeebus

      Fine, let him wait for the FBI interviews. “On this tape Mr Flynn we can hear you committing treason, what the fuck were you thinking?”

  • Crystalclear12

    Isn’t the CBO scoring on the new “kill the poor to feed the rich” plan supposed to come out today?

    • ThirdAmendmentMan

      I know it’s due Wednesday.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      Cue Swift’s “A Modest Proposal”.

    • SOON

  • ThirdAmendmentMan

    North Korea tested another freedom missile. Can’t wait to see Trumpkin respond.

  • Nounverb911
    • Alan

      Every one of these guys is brain dead.

      • From Russia with Love

        And tone deaf.

        • Alan

          Could it be that tone deaf is a symptom of brain dead in this case?

          • From Russia with Love

            More than likely.

  • Alan

    I feel dirty for wishing ill but I really hope Jared ends up in prison.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Then he could be just like his dad!

      • Alan

        Runs in the family.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Real prison or rich people prison?

      • Alan

        Well I know what I would prefer but I’ll take anything.

    • Nounverb911

      It would be nice if he got the same cell his father had in the Federal slammer.

      • Cock Blockula

        The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree they say…

  • Nounverb911
    • Bill D. Burger

      See! If we only had a police state, the media would be more fair.

      ____ Wait a minute….
      http://www.funkydineva.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/hair.gif

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      If they like him so much they’re free to keep him.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Let them have the whole family. It would be a shame to break up the set.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      But I thought all the MidEast ISIS terrorist countries were hell-bent on destroying America and the West???? Aren’t we supposed to be bombing the shit out of them or something? I’m sure there are a lot of wingtards out there who are quite confused by all this positive coverage. No protestors, everyone’s nice to Dampnut–must be a libtard-free utopia over there, amiright?

    • Phoenixdoglover

      Here at 58 E. Longitude we have three English language newspapers.

      I refer to them as Hear No Evil, See No Evil, and Speak No Evil.

      They are as compelling as a Chamber of Commerce brochure.

  • HazooToo

    Wonkette has been doing a LOT of this stuff. Thank you, guys! You really are doing an amazing job, despite this shitshow, of keeping our spirits up!

    https://www.indivisibleguide.com/resource/group-motivation/?utm_content=buffer9d6af&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

    • Msgr_MΩment

      They left out ‘dick jokes’.

  • Nounverb911
  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • laughingnome

      He’s got his little hands over Mexico.

      • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

        They are smallish.

  • Nounverb911

    Her note read:
    “Oh Lord, please get me away from that obese freak.”

    https://twitter.com/margarettalev/status/866646879735488512

  • chascates

    I don’t have a prayer written down so I’ll just stick my gum here.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/94c38fa94a027d41ade11ac09445d9a6d927b858a22c902df43d6fbd138e0b11.jpg

    • MynameisBlarney

      “This would be a great location for a casino.”

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      “My hand looks so big and presidential right now.”

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Buried lede department: Trump pisses on Wailing Wall.

    • Bill D. Burger

      “Nobody wails like I do. My wails are the best. Hmmm…. Where’s Jared? This wall is for his people. I like my walls to be bigly. Wonder if any Mexicans got over this baby in the old days?”

    • VirginiaLady

      Why hasn’t he burst into flames yet?

  • MynameisBlarney
  • HazooToo
  • HazooToo
  • Zippy W Pinhead
    • HazooToo

      Not until people stop giving two shits what nonsense she’s barfing out, now. Like Milo.

    • Alan

      I’m thinking logic should be a required course in high school. People really are getting dumb.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    Sally Yates channeling Captain Obvious:

    https://twitter.com/thehill/status/866653655168110592

    • La forza del resistino

      Duh. they expected Jefferson Sessions to be running the DOJ show by then, but Al Franken kept asking questions.

  • Nounverb911
  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • Alan

      Haha. Still blaming the black guy?

      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        It’s worked so well for them before.

        • Alan

          Yeah but “Trumps an idiot, blame Obama” seems just a bit far fetched even for these idiots.

          • Chris

            It would appear not.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Perfect pic of Douchey back there….and the perfect salute for him and FUX News.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Comey already said there weren’t notes- because Obama was honest, understood the rules, and could be trusted to do what he said he would do. Imagine that.

      • Bitter Scribe

        Yeah, taking notes is what law enforcement personnel do after interviews with criminal suspects or witnesses.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Protesters find out Trump is on the other side of the Western Wall.

    http://static.skynetblogs.be/media/32278/world_war_z_2013_pic05.gif

  • Ferroequinologist Ron

    It’s Victoria Day Up Here in the Great White North. It’s when we celebrate the birthday of the SECOND-longest-reigning monarch in British history (who has been dead for over a century). I have no idea why we stopped having the King/Queen’s birthday off after hers – Liz II’s birthday is in April, for example – but there you have it.
    Around here the tradition is that you go camping at Big Bend Park, on the banks of the Thames, where you stay up all night, set off illegal fireworks and drink like a fish. On Monday you stagger into your vehicle and depart, leaving behind your empties and a surprising amount of camping gear. The staff over at Longwoods Conservation Area come by first thing Tuesday and clean up enough returnable empties to pay for lumber and paint and such for the year.
    I’m gonna potter around the house today, do a bit of painting and cleaning and ballasting, make a start on some buildings for the garden, and raise a glass to Queen Victoria. Molotov!

    • Huzzah May 2-4 weekend. It’s cold down my way today, which is how this weekend usually goes! It’ll be super-nice and warm tomorrow, when everyone goes back to work

      • snigsy

        I’m waiting for the mandatory snowstorm.

      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        Weird, cuz I’m like 50km to your west and it is GORGEOUS here. But we’re in a completely different weather zone than you, so maybe not THAT weird.

    • Yr. Gma

      *sigh* I wish I was there.

    • r m reddicks

      So you’re either a “whitesmith” – horseshoer. (kinda the same as a blacksmith) or an iron horse guy? Big Bend in Ontario. A chord through the earth to Big Bend in Texas (which is not all that far from my computational place).

      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        Iron horse guy. I’m building a rather complex 3/4″ scale railway in my garden, but I’ve been mad for trains literally as far back as I can remember.
        And Big Bend is a bit of local hyperbole. It’s just a bend in the Thames River, which does not flow straight anywhere as it is. Still, the thought intrigues. The Law of Similarity does state that things which have the same name are connected in some way. Perhaps this is a shortcut…

        • r m reddicks

          Photo it up along the way!

          • Ferroequinologist Ron

            Already doing that! I posted a few pics here – taking more when more gets done.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
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  • eyelashviper

    Anybody remember when America was a symbol of freedom, and our leaders sought to inspire the citizens, and the entire world, with unforgettable speeches?
    Now this:

    http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/83/2017/05/22/195819_600.jpg

    • r m reddicks

      As an old, no. I don’t remember that. They did pretend better, though.

  • Atheist

    I see today will require a liquid lunch.

    Michael Flynn to plead the Fifth and ignore Senate subpoena: report

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/michael-flynn-to-plead-the-fifth-and-ignore-senate-subpoena/

    • r m reddicks

      Documents apparently have a little less 5th amendment protections. Pony up or contempt of congress. Even the repubs may stick out their foot so as to trip him under the bus. A little toy bus probably.

      • Lamashtar

        Only if they bother. The media seems less than sure that Congress will enforce it. Thank god this will probably push all the other prosecutions against him to go harder.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Too bad it wasn’t like the orbs in the old series “The Prisoner”. It could have taken Donnie to the beautiful and charming-yet-bizarre and enigmatic community — a mysterious seaside “village” that was isolated from the mainland by mountains and the sea. .

  • calliecallie

    All these years I’ve been watching these dystopian fantasy movies but I never really stopped to think how one might get from where we are today to there, except for the assumption that there must have been a big war.
    Now I can see it could happen more gradually. Start by ending net neutrality, curtailing freedom of the press, identify whistleblowers or other trouble makers and deport or jail them, establish the president’s children as fixtures in government who could then run for president to continue his legacy…
    I guess it’s happened elsewhere, but I never thought it would happen here.

    • Paperless Tiger

      It didn’t just happen. The idiots voted for it. I know, I’m not helping.

    • wait! what?

      Buried within the net-brutality laws is sophisticated language that allows customer information to be treated as wholesale assetts. This favors debt collectors in that they can purchase all pertinent electronic based information about anyone who owes money.

      If you were unfortunate enough to be going through financial crisis, around 12 years ago, you may remember creditors would call anyone that was on your cellphone bill and harasss them as well; because they were able to purchase that information.

      • Lamashtar

        I can’t find anything about this online. Are there any analyses I can share?

        • wait! what?

          In 2015 the F.C.C. approved a set of rules that’s known as net neutrality: broadband providers couldn’t block content or create pay-to-play fast lanes. These policies also identified broadband as a common carrier service which put them under stronger gov. oversight (like phones). This led to broadband privacy rules that made it harder to collect and sell customer browsing info. In March, Donald signed a bill overturning the broadband privacy regulations. Ajit Pai, chairman of the DMV, wants to undo the broadband as a service classification.

          • Lamashtar

            Mind if I clip your quote above? I can block out your name or leave it in.

          • wait! what?

            Sure, go ahead. I doesn’t matter to me if my name’s on it. Thanks for asking

    • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

      Did someone say, “It Can’t Happen Here”?
      http://m.feedbooks.com/book/3659/it-can-t-happen-here

  • guppy06

    Trump likes spying on people. Feinstein likes spying on people. So much in common!

  • Zyxomma

    Hooray, my modem’s working again.

  • IdiokraticDrumpfenJugend
    • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

      Money has no religion. Or all religions believe in money more than God. You pick.

  • Chadwells

    OT: I’m sure this has been posted already….but I just want to add: “Good….fuck that piece of shit. He deserved to die…and I can’t think of a more appropriate and painful way to go. Karma is the bitch who just rammed that stick up your dead ass.”

    “Big game hunter killed when shot elephant collapses on top of him”

    http://nypost.com/2017/05/22/big-game-hunter-killed-when-shot-elephant-collapses-on-top-of-him/

    • Yeah, saw that, didn’t know where it fit with all the other newsy things today. So many newses…SO MANY!

      • Chadwells

        LOL!!! I was worried I was gonna get ban-hammered for speaking so badly of the dead!! So I figured I’d sneak in my meanness after everybody already moved on to other threada!

    • TakingAmes

      He shouldn’t have been standing there.

      • Chadwells

        But I’m glad he was.

    • Lamashtar

      Has anyone else seen those creepy pictures of Jimmy Johns? I’m not against restricted hunting, in general, but he totally jumped that shark when he got naked with it.

  • The malevolent teenaged spawn of Roger Ailes has sworn hellish vengeance against the media murder machines that killed his father

    “…by harrassing and molesting them then threatening their careers…just like dearly departed daddy…”

  • Chris

    The Senji look like some crossbred bird, hamster and what the he’ll, we’ve got a little elephant DNA hanging around.

  • Analogy police! I’d like to report a crime against visual metaphors…

    https://mobile.twitter.com/laurenduca/status/865905877903183872

  • CosmoLupertazzi

    Gingrich. Cement overshoes. River Tiber. Just sayin’ …

    • dshwa

      Almost makes one long for a Borgia Pope for five minutes.

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    How many of us are looking back fondly to the good old days when the President of the United States said stupid stuff like, “”Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?” Remember when we thought THAT was the worst that things could get? Good times man, good times.

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