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While one might think that a subreddit for MGTOWs — Men Going Their Own Way — would be full of men actually going their own way and basking in the glorious freedom of their lives without women, this is not the case! They are still very mad at us, and they want us to know it. And to truly feel the pain and regret of losing them to their own way that they are now going.

Because you see it is not enough for men to just go their own way and be done with it. Their movement is part “taking their toys and going home” but also part Lysistrata. The problem is that no one really wanted to play with their stupid toys to begin with, so the Lysistrata part is fairly ineffective.

But many of them have not lost hope. They are very, very convinced that at some point soon, women are going to wake up, see themselves replaced with super sexy fembots who totally want to play with MGTOW toys all the time, and finally regret all that silly women’s lib stuff and beg to be their obedient and loving Stepford Wives. ONLY BY THEN IT WILL BE TOO LATE, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

This mindset is so perfectly captured in a recent post on the MGTOW subreddit, that I felt the need to share it with all of you.

Behold, a message to all the women who darest wander into their MGTOWpia, from user “MagicVinegar”:

Who have stumbled upon this sub and the whole MGTOW thing via the Red Pill documentary.
You are now seeing the result of feminism on the world. The occultist cause you championed without ever really knowing what exactly your were championing.
You have seen how the feminist movement has destroyed the family, men and also yourselves.
We were calling out for people to listen to men decade upon decade about the suffering men experience everyday and you did not listen or you simply did not care.
Your movement lied to you and used you (hey they are women you should have known that was going to happen ffs).
So this is where we are now, we are walking away from ALL of you because we have seen the constant struggle is not worth the end result, you are all simply not worth it anymore.
We have took our power and sovereignty back we gave to you as part of the relationship dynamic and are now using it for our own individual betterment.
If you want to point fingers then look to yourselves because women are the ones that set this in motion and I honestly don’t think there is anything women can do to stop it.
MGTOW is a logical male response to a stacked deck at a card game, they just get up and leave the table.
You are now on your own at that table ladies and the chips are dwindling fast.
Have fun playing the game.

Oh, no. What ever have we done?

The best thing about MGTOWs is that they are constantly making dramatic exits from parties no one even knew they were at.

Of course, many of those in the comment section did not share MagicVinegar’s hope for a world in which women realize the error of their ways — as women are just too dumb to even know what they have lost. Others worried that the sneaky evil women would just pretend to want to give up feminism and their careers and probably also the right to vote in order to disingenuously seduce men into marriage. Or something!

YEAH! Those ladies will for sure just start pretending to be conservative to be cool. That definitely seems like a real thing that will happen!

But also, again, we are too stupid to realize what we are missing out on.

But oh, haha! We are going to be SO MISERABLE, also, too! Hanging out at home with our cats being all lonely and stuff, drinking wine and definitely sobbing about all the super cool dreamboats on Reddit who are too smart to love us!

Ugh, I hardly know how we will all go on. Clearly, we are the angry, lonely ones in this dichotomy right here! Oh, except that also dating is super easy for us, apparently.

On behalf of women everywhere, I would like to thank every single one of these gentlemen for taking themselves out of the dating/gene pool and not inflicting themselves upon us. In fact, I would have to say that these fellas taking their toys and going home is one of the greatest gifts feminism has bestowed upon us. Truly, I do not think we could be more grateful.

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  • Oblios_Cap

    Why don’t they all just try the gay lifestyle? They could find out how to be rejected by other men, too.

  • ManchuCandidate

    https://vimeo.com/12915013
    For some people like the Space Pope, a world full sexbots is a nightmare, but for these dateless guys… well.

    • Wild Cat

      Vimeo still exists?

  • schmannity

    Thanks for casting a fleshlight on this Men Going Their Own Way topic.

    • ManchuCandidate

      That’s a lot of spunk.

      • BosGrl

        I HATE spunk!

    • FlemmishSpy

      How does one become a member of MGTOW?

      • Scooby

        Just show them the condom ring in your wallet.

      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        It’s sort of automatic. When your mom starts telling you she’s not going to wash your crusty tube socks any more, you’re in.

    • snark-lurker

      this fleshlight thing… doz it come with batteries?

  • BosGrl

    Oh dear. These types don’t realize they are what gets shaken out and discarded when we start to fix the world that was ruined by male oppression.

    • Oblios_Cap

      A lot more shaking needs to be done. At least these types won’t breed.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Jeeeezus — these nimrods are all about the leaving. Never about actually, you know, being gone.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    We have took our power and sovereignty back we gave to you as part of the relationship dynamic and are now using it for our own individual betterment.

    You might use some of that power and sovereignty while taking a remedial grammar class. Just sayin’…

    • msanthropesmr

      Yeah, I know​. It should have been “tooken” ( and JFC, even my phone autocorrected that as taken)

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Strunk and White are your friend.

  • BearLeft

    ffs indeed! … as they sail their Huck Finn rafts off into the sunset, off the edge of their flat earth, to the strains, barely carried from the distant shore, of “I Feel So Blue Since You’ve Been Gone, It’s Almost As Bad As When You Were Here.”

  • Claire

    “We have took…”? Boy, this one’s a real winner at life. Whatever will we women do if all the morons take themselves out of the gene pool?

    • ariel_gee_398

      If I had the ability to self introspect, I might feel bad about mocking these idiots for their terrible grammar.

      • Claire

        I don’t feel bad about it. Fuck them.

  • Marceline

    “If you want to point fingers then look to yourselves because women are the ones that set this in motion and I honestly don’t think there is anything women can do to stop it.”

    You’re welcome world.

    • kareemachan

      Always the victim they are….

  • Mumen Rider Justice CRASH!

    I “went my own way” yesterday evening. Wife was working late and I was bored.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      TMI, dude. TMI. :p

  • Hanaka

    I’ll pet my kitty and haz a sad about the neck beard I could’ve been petting if only we shrews hadn’t pushed them so far into their moms’ basements.

    • Pisto75666

      So much free time and space to do with what we want. Whatever will we do?

      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        Run for President?

        • kareemachan

          Damn, I knew I forgot something, although I might have said:

          16. Run for POTUS, senator, representative, school board, town councel (sic), library board, port commissioner, governor….

          • Ferroequinologist Ron

            Well, yes, but I had a specific person in mind. For some reason.

      • kareemachan

        1. Read.
        2. Troll MGTOW.
        3. Work in the garden.
        4. Find a new recipe for dinner.
        5. Go garage saling.
        6. Clean out the garage, the car, the hall closet, the fridge, and (sigh) Kitty’s litter box.
        7. Call friends. Go out with friends. Skype friends.
        8. Have a “whatever official day it is” party. Example: today is National Man Ray Day, St. Crispin of Viterbo Day, Malcolm X Day, Hepatitis Testing Day, and Mother’s Day (in Kyrgyzstan).
        9. Do more work on your geneology.
        10. Take your puppy for a walk or try to teach your cat a trick.
        11. Go to work.
        12. Plan a trip.
        13. Watch house porn or whatever shameful secret vice TV you watch. (Confession: I’ve watched Hoarders – but mostly as a reminder to not let my book collections get out of hand.)
        14. Meditate.
        15. Do nothing.

        • Pisto75666

          Hoarders always makes me want to clean my house.

          • therblig

            to quote louie anderson: “We never considered ourselves hoarders because we had aisles”

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          I don’t hoard, really … I just make an exception for books.

          • kareemachan

            I SO hear ya.

        • Indivisible Snark Tank

          Gotta love Man Ray!
          http://i.ebayimg.com/images/a/(KGrHqN,!p8FBn!yhPuQBQqZMcuQgg~~/s-l300.jpg

        • Pisto75666

          2. Troll MGTOW

          I don’t go to places that induce rage. There are saner alternatives.

        • theCryptofishist

          ({sssst. Don’t want to embarrass you but the correct phrase is “Garage Sailing.” That’s why your garage has a mast.)

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    MGTOW is a logical male response to a stacked deck at a card game, they just get up and leave the table.

    Nah, man. What you’re trying to do is this. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e53aa727c6257c620038a13dd132633a06c59b8b41a16a48219aa05d1c351fde.jpg

  • Wild Cat

    Fuck Hayek!
    Much of the modern fall of civilization is due to hardup fuckups who actually believe they’ve been cheated because they’re white little lives don’t resemble an internet porn film.
    A lot of the rabid neo-racism is penis envy, a la Hitler’s fascination with the ‘defilement’ of blond women and their holy vaginas by brutish Jews (note the similarity to our racist obsessions over black males here?)
    I see why previous cultures just started wars for no reason—it was a good excuse to ship these losers off.
    So I fully support an American Foreign Legion, possibly placed in hell.

    • redarmyzombie

      I propose we just ship them off to Antarctica. I’m sure a bunch of manly he-men can forage for themselves there…

      • Dudleydidwrong

        Think of the penguins! Just think what a bunch of these guys will do when penguins start to look attractive! Chimeras aren’t possible…are they?

        One of these guys will write a book on cloacal sex and then where will we be?

    • disqus_rtodtp4unH

      Why not it worked for more than one of popes.

  • SpaceCaptainWarlock

    These sad, pathetic losers really just need some good therapy.

    • Wild Cat

      Or a handjob from a trained monkey.

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      We don’t really have enough therapists. Why waste them this way?

  • Ferroequinologist Ron

    That’s an excellent conclusion, Robyn: the MGTOW are, by their heroic sacrifice, improving the human race. May their numbers ever increase!

    • theCryptofishist

      “… May their number ever increase decrease as a direct result of their horrible world view.” FIFY.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    Oh my…. wait ’til you get a Message From a MGTOW on a dating site, Y’all.

    And just a hint, my Dears, not every woman wants to get married, even a 40+ Chick like me might enjoy the single life. I might even have refused rich men that offered an easy life.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Why would such “men” be on a dating website? Wouldn’t they consider that like sticking their junk in a bear trap?

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Right? They don’t *specify* their MGTOW status, but it’s pretty clear from context. They have a brand of slut-shaming insult and reference to traditional marriage and manhood that’s a sure tell. It might be fun to play poker with these dips, I could show them a few things I learned from William T. Riker….

        • Donkey Option

          “I hate women. Don’t you want to have sex with me now?” Seems like a sure-win dating strategy.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            I think they think they can get a date, and then reject me. It hasn’t worked that way, I just Block them.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        The same reason Breitbart trolls show up here occasionally

  • azeyote

    so this isn’t an ad for farmersonly.com ?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I honestly don’t think there is anything women can do to stop it.

    So we women are helplessly pursuing our autonomy? Is that supposed to make any sense whatsoever…oh, right.

  • Scooby

    What, these guys never even heard of Eastern Europe?

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      That involves spending money. You know, the thing they don’t want to do because they should not have to do anything to have women throw themselves at their feet.

      • Scooby

        What, these guys never heard of New Jersey?

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          Much better :)

        • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

          For these guys, there’d still be money involved.

          • Scooby

            Plus the toll.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Oh, they’ll save up if they can. Mail-order brides seem to be awfully common among these goobers.

    • Atheist

      No. If they can’t get along with women in their own country then they don’t need to be given the opportunity to abuse women from other countries.

      Sincerely,
      An Eastern European woman.

      • Scooby

        Melania is that you?

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
  • Turgid Love Skwerl

    We have took our power and sovereignty back

    Keep telling yourself that!

  • Vincent Ricola

    “How can I use this to land me a marriageable man?!”

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve worked late into the night and my only comfort was the thought it might land me a marriageable man.

    LOL. J/K. I’ve been married forever and I just emailed my husband this story so we could laugh and laugh and laugh together while spending all our combined income on weed and college funds for our children.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    I’m reading these ridiculous posts and wondering why I or any woman would want anything to do with these numbskulls. Relationships (at least healthy ones) are mutually fulfilling, where both parties get something out of it. Seems to me these knuckle-draggers are all about take and nothing about give, all about abuse and nothing about joy.jhuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (that last bit was added by Rita, mm,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,uiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiui………………….

    my feminist cat.

    • Mumen Rider Justice CRASH!

      Careful, keyboard walking can often lead to the “look at my butthole” game, at least with my cat.

      • Vincent Ricola

        Or the much-loved “I’m going to lay right in front of your keyboard and roll over on my back so I can hit ALL THE BUTTONS at once!” game.

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        My cat is a CHAMPION at the “look at my butthole” game!

        • Ferroequinologist Ron

          My first cat had a technique all his own. He was attached to me at the hip – I think he thought I was his kitten, as he was several years older than me – and he would sleep at the foot of my bed every night. But always facing AWAY from me. With a smug look on his face.

      • ChancellorKnuckles

        My cat loves that game!

  • laughingnome

    Probably not an original thought but the original MGTOWs invented the Abrahamic religions.

    • Donkey Option

      “Used to be if we could force a woman to have sex with us, she’d have to marry us. Now we don’t even have that option :( ” (Abrahamic religions are fucked up)

  • Treg Brown ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “The occultist cause you championed without ever really knowing what exactly your were championing.”

    Dear you,

    Grammar and structure both matter.

    • msanthropesmr

      What?

      • snark-lurker

        sumthin madders is all i got

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      I think it reads better if you translate “champion” as if it were a spanish loan word meaning “to transmute into, or cover with, mushrooms”.

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        In French “champignon” can mean “mushroom” or “mold.” I think the latter works well here.

        • God Emperor Emeritus

          Proof that Wonkette is educational, and definitely not just wasting my employer’s time.

  • kareemachan
    • laughingnome

      This song is about the dynamic between Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham. MGTOWs don’t seem to understand that sometimes love doesn’t work out and you have to move on – sure there may be residual regret and rancor, but get over it. More fish in the sea. And it helps to move out from mom’s basement.

  • FlemmishSpy

    Is there anything sadder than a puddle of tears from Men Going Their Own Way? Oh wait, that’s lube.

    • Pisto75666

      That’s what THEY tell you.

    • Yes, try visiting an Incel site sometime (InCel=involuntary celebate)

  • The problem for these guys is that their toys do not vibrate, twist, squirm and keep going for hours

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Coffee Spewed on the Keyboard Award.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    The only thing they have took is 5 minutes of my life that I am never getting back.

  • Belasaurius

    so these guys weren’t getting any before, so now they hope to increase their between the sheets quotient by publicly stating how much they hate women? Does that work?

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      I guess they’re just going for the two types of lay – the “hate” one and the “pity” one.

  • Darlene Underdahl

    Who’s going to give birth to their sons?

    • msanthropesmr

      Space alien incubator robots.

    • Belasaurius

      their moms?

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Gotta keep the family pure…

      • redarmyzombie

        Whelp, there went my breakfast…

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      I’m guessing they’re working real hard on cell division.

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      The Tleilaxu?

    • Vincent Ricola

      Has science figured out a way to get right hands pregnant yet?

    • Rags

      It won’t be long….3D printed ovaries

      https://www.engadget.com/2017/05/18/3d-printed-ovaries-mice/

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Fucking scroteless wonders.

  • VirginiaLady

    Sour grapes describes both their writing and their testicles.

  • AndyC316

    Reading things like this just reaffirms my belief in women’s superiority — this is some pacifier baby bullshit. Toodles, MGTOW <3

  • msanthropesmr

    The MG-TOW suffered a lot of problems like many other British cars. Hard to start, couldn’t keep it running, and a total lack of electricity most days. And unlike other British cars, it’s looks weren’t much to speak of either.

    • laughingnome

      Plus the oil leaks.

      • msanthropesmr

        Prematurely

      • therblig

        sad when a grown man can’t get a proper ring job.

    • Bobathonic

      Freaking Lucas.

    • Querolous

      A transmission with only a reverse gear didn’t help.

  • NastyBossetti

    We were calling out for people to listen to men decade upon decade about the suffering men experience everyday and you did not listen or you simply did not care.

    Both. It’s both.

    • msanthropesmr

      My suffering is profound. My car tires crapped out yesterday, I had to ride my motorcycle, I was late to work, the motorcycle tipped over while I was filling it with gas, I got stuck behind a trash truck.

      • NastyBossetti

        That does sound like a crappy day.

        • msanthropesmr

          It was an extremely crappy day. But I wouldn’t call it suffering. Although when the motorcycle clipped my leg while tipping over and gave me a haematoma, that hurt pretty bad.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        ….was forced to drink a decent beer.

        • msanthropesmr

          Nope. I had a Hamm’s left, and msanthrope bought me a 12 pack of rolling Rock.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Glad you married up.

  • Finnabar87

    Come on fellas, just take a shower, already.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      But, that would wash off the Axe bodyspray.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Dear MGTOW,

    Don’t even think of trying to come crying for us for sympathy. We prefer our menfolk to actually have a working pair.

    Boys BYE,

    EQ, on behalf of gays everywhere

  • Proud Liberal

    Playing a victim is not sexy boys.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    OT: The FCC just killed Net Neutrality.
    https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/865568429817831426

    • Cheesus Crust _ Rebel

      Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

  • mardam422

    MGTOW: Men Grabbing Their Own Wieners?

    • Proud Liberal

      Just to get attention. Yeah, not gonna happen.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Objection: wieners not in evidence.

    • Atheist

      Brilliant!!

    • Leave Anthony alone!

  • ariel_gee_398

    These poor men. Denied the opportunity to have daughters they can creepily sexualize.

    • The Wanderer

      No Purity Dance for them!

      • “M”

        I’m fine with this …

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Sheesh. I’ve got an old Girl Repellent t-shirt I could let these assholes borrow, if that would help.

    • msanthropesmr

      Does it say “rolling Rock” on it?

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Just a picture of me.

        • snark-lurker

          that’ll do it

  • Stulexington

    Every MGTOW: Why aren’t any ladies trying to stop me?

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    And that’s the only thing I need is *this*. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. – The ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need… And this remote control. – The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need… And these matches. – The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball… And this lamp. – The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that’s all *I* need. And that’s *all* I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one… I need this. – The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I’m some kind of a jerk or something! – And this. That’s all I need.

    • redarmyzombie

      Don’t forget that almost fanatical devotion to the pope and a nice red uniform!

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      I remember when I found out what my special purpose was for….

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    ” I honestly don’t think there is anything women would do to stop it.”

    FIFY, you dipshit.

    • jodyleek

      He’s right, we can’t stop it. We’re laughing so hard it’s difficult to do anything.

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    My favorite part: everyone knows that feministing vagina-havers are terrible with cats. It’s just a fact.

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      [paste obligatory Inigo Montoya gif here]

  • ken_kukec

    “MagicVinegar” — what a douche.

  • Ferroequinologist Ron

    Y’know, boys, ‘Pay attention to me not paying attention to you!’ is mildly amusing in teenagers, but by the time you hit 30 it’s just, well, sad.

  • The Wanderer

    OT and all, but did Hair Furor get on AF1 himself, or was he dragged aboard, kicking and screaming?

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      They pulled a B.A. Baracus and slipped something into his milk.

      • The Wanderer

        I pity da fool who had to wake him up.

  • mardam422

    I’m here for you, women who are miserable and miss MGTOW. I’m here.

    • Christopher Story

      Memo: I have left to go find myself. If I arrive before I get back, tell me to stay here.

  • jodyleek

    “We were calling out for people to listen to men decade upon decade about the suffering men experience everyday and you did not listen or you simply did not care.”

    Oh, boo hoo. Did grandma burn your chocolate chip cookies again?

    • Certified Green Bastard

      Dude’s getting high on his own melodramatic, prosy farts.

      • jodyleek

        I was thinking the same. Typing their sissy-baby screeds is probably one of the few reliable ways they achieve erection.

  • Certified Green Bastard
  • Anna Elizabeth

    I think I mentioned this before, but on Star Trek Online, I was once matched for “Brotherhood of the Sword” Elite, with 3 other woman and one player whom used the handle “MGTOW”. We went though the Iconians so quickly that it was like shit through a goose, and MGTOW did his part and thankfully didn’t chat at all.

    I had to laugh, though, most of the best STO players I encounter are women, and a 5-woman team on BOTS is a sure stomping for the bad guys. I wonder if “MGTOW” was sads that we were all kickass gamer grrls and not servicing his needs? xD

    • Wes Grogan

      Ugh, women and video game fans. That’s a whole hat in itself. I personally have met some amazing women gamers and have huge respect for them. Nothing pisses me off more (well okay, some things do, but still..) than seeing in a comment, “If you’re a real gamer, prove it,” to a woman.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Thank you for this. I had harassment on STO, these boys thought I was “too good” at the notoriously-difficult “Brotherhood of the Sword”, but I blocked them and reported it to the Mods, and the harassment was over in one day.

        A match of BOTS is a sight to see. It would be easier with Chat, but hardly any player uses chat because of asshole loudmouths, but the best of us have learned to coordinate our actions silently.

        • Wes Grogan

          The best internet is a silent internet, I’ve found. :)

          • Anna Elizabeth

            That’s for sure. :)

    • redarmyzombie

      Given my experience playing MMO’s, I’ll bet you he actually named himself after something completely different, like an obscure grunge band or the like…

      • Anna Elizabeth

        It’s possible. I’ve seen him on there a couple of times.

        • redarmyzombie

          Seriously, I can’t tell you how many times my friends and I have that happen to us.

          “Oh, hey, you guys named your paladins after the knights of Charlemagne! Cool!”
          “…Um…yeah, sure…”

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Probably. I’ve seen a Captain Roland of the USS Durandal also too. :D

          • redarmyzombie

            Or, even better:

            “Oh, you guys named yourselves Walrus and The Carpenter? I’m a fan of Alice in Wonderland too!”
            “Actually, I’m an environmentalist in the arctic circle, and my friend here is a born-again christian…”

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Nice! :D

  • OddMan

    You know I could go my entire life without ever hearing of these idiotic teenage mutant Mgtow turtles again. Who are they preaching this crap to? Each other? Good, I’ll ignore them all.

  • MGTOW – Sounds like my not-too-bright cat who had the speech impediment.

  • Wes Grogan

    I’ve said this before and will doubtlessly say it many times over. I thank Gosh that women know that these asshats do not speak for all of us. I spent over three decades seeking the wonderful woman that I am now proud to be married to, with bad experiences and great ones along the way. Having ended up with who I have, I wouldn’t trade off a single second of it.

    I think of the phrase, “No one can love you until you love yourself.” These guys really, really, really hate themselves.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      I think of the phrase, “No one can love you until you love yourself.” These guys really, really, really hate themselves.

      ^This, a million times this. Well Said.

      • TundraGrifter

        Thus they are doomed to a lifetime of “self love.”

  • laughingnome

    The assassination of MGTOW precipitated the Vietnam War.

  • Wes Grogan
  • SFC Sphinxor

    If you knew the pain that men go through EVERY DAY, you would not write articles like this one. The suffering of beta, charlie, and even delta males is not a joke, and will lead to the end of our society. It’s like sitting at a table at a game of Super Mario 3, but the game is stacked against you, because Bowser has all of the mushrooms, or coins, or something, and so you just stand up and WALK AWAY. It’s like you’re unraveling a big cable knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting!

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Speaking on behalf of women everywhere, I just want to say that these MGTOW guys are not my cup of tea.

    • therblig

      ms. blig uses that phrase a lot, because she’s a decent person and would never say, “bunch of stupid, motherfucking assholes who need to go fuck themselves”.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Bless their hearts!

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    “…the suffering men experience everyday …”

    It is horrible! Why just the other day … um … well, there was that time … give me a minute … more than once I’ve had to ….

    • Wes Grogan

      I had a guy take the urinal right next to me when there was another one open further down. Oh, the pain!

    • Christopher Story

      Hmmm… I have to suffer a week every month. And I have to buy lots of wine to get through it. Oh wait, that’s my girlfriend. Ummm…

    • Donkey Option

      Women don’t randomly drop to their knees and offer these swell gentlemen blow jobs whenever they walk the streets, so obviously the suffering is real.

  • Atheist

    Ah geez can’t they go their own way already?

    • Wes Grogan

      They keep trying for a dramatic exit, and people keep failing to care. :)

      • IdiokraticDrumpfenJugend

        “Wait, come back! Would you mind taking out this bag of trash since you’re leaving?”

      • Celtic_Gnome

        They could leave in a huff, or, if that’s too hard, a minute and a huff.

  • Heather

    Why do they never think that women would be happy to replace THEM with sexy dude sex robots? I would QUITE rather have one of those than one of these men who would clearly expect me to do everything for him.

    • laughingnome

      Someone shared this yesterday – would probably do the trick.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MzzLsJEzR8

    • Anna Elizabeth

      I was pretty happy with the device that replicated one part of a male….until it burned out.

      • Next time buy a Hitachi Magic Wand

        • Anna Elizabeth

          Gotta save up for it. xD

          • disqus_rtodtp4unH

            Amazon, and they have all the nifty attachments. I recommend a rheostat attachment unless you don’t have any dental fillings to lose.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            xD I don’t, but yeah. The one I was looking at has all the attachments and the speed control. It’s on my Wish List.

          • disqus_rtodtp4unH

            Um, it is worth sacrificing a bit for one. May you get one soon and may it give you much joy as mine has me and more!

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            :) I’m planning on it. I’ve burned out 2 lesser toys this year already.

          • disqus_rtodtp4unH

            I hear ya. My nephew (we are the same age and best friends) used to joke about making a pegboard for me (like for tools in the workshop)
            with each toy given it’s own outline and place according to popularity.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            xD We Reach! I’ve been without an electric toy since February, but it’s a waste to buy anymore cheapies.

          • disqus_rtodtp4unH

            I’ve been there and I feel your pain. Yes, I know exactly what you mean I have a small collection of cheapies that have failed to make the grade, for one reason or another. I can’t bring myself to throw them out though.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Since the cute guys keep crashing on approach, and I haven’t met the right Queer Girl in awhile, Ima just save up. :)

          • Natalie

            I have both a husband and a girlfriend so life is good.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            That works! :) I prefer Open relationships, it’s just been a dry spell this month. One super-cute guy approached me Payday, and I said “yes, but not today, busy” and he knocked on my door 2 hours later so I didn’t answer.

          • Natalie

            Sounds like a cop that pulled me over one time. He was cute and it was nice to have someone to talk to at 3am (I am nocturnal) So he shows up at my house as soon as he got off shift, at which point he woke me up. Never wake me up.

          • Natalie

            Open is good in a relationship, I don’t want to be solely responsible for anyone’s “hapiness”.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Geez Louise, that’s scary.

            The other week, I was walking to Target, as I do. I hear honking, and a cute guy has pulled up to offer a ride. Now, any other approach, he is my type and I’d have been thrilled, but there is *no* way I’m getting in a car with a strange person. And I didn’t need to be rescued, I love to walk, and to window shop.

            It’s been that kind of month.

          • Natalie

            Yes, these things seem to go in cycles. I had a guy follow me to the gym back when I wasn’t too lazy to go to one. I drove a miata with the top down, my hand was resting in my lap (I think he thought I was playing with myself) I had noticed him out of the corner of my eye and when he got out at the gym, and I’m so stupid I’m like “oh, do you go to this gym?” When he said no I couldn’t get in the door fast enough.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Yikes!

            Yeah, I love sex, and I’m ready to play, but I trust my instincts, always.

          • Natalie

            I think my instincts have saved me more than once. I have always been one to err on the side of caution. I meet new prospects at Starbucks to see if we ‘click’. although that is not foolproof.
            I am also a nudist and go to a nudist resort and club in Tampa. As you would expect there are many lifestyler crossovers and everyone is pretty much either on vacation (read looking for some strange) Or just out to have a good time wherever that may lead. It is a pretty safe place to fish. If a single guy doesn’t understand the no, means no rule they escort him out.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            OOh, that sounds fun. :) I’m Trans* as well as Bi, so I am very careful.

          • Natalie

            Cool. You can not be too cautious these days.

          • Natalie

            Yes, I suppose it is strange to drive 80 miles to go to a club but the people are so friendly and pretty open-minded as you would expect. There are a few “naked truckers for Jesus” and others who are holy on Sunday, but they are not so in your face about it. It astounds me how many xtian swingers I’ve met.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            *nods* In March, I moved to a new neighborhood, and a week later I discovered my neighbor is a Gorgeous man half my age. It was Hit-it-and-Quit-it, but my Goodness was he awesome in bed. :D

            A great start in my new home, too.

          • Natalie

            I love that kind of good karma. But if it is good I am greedy and would like a repeat. I actually prefer to be friends as well as a lover even if I only go there once. I love to hook people of like minds up. My hubby and I joke I should be the goodwill ambassador. “So what do you like men, women or a couple of each?”

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            You and I are going to get along. :) I probably am getting less sex right now playing the field, but I don’t want the hassle of a boyfriend at this time, and zero luck meeting women for months.

            And yeah, I’m down for a rematch, but he seems shy. Ima thinking he has a girlfriend he didn’t tell me about.

          • Natalie

            Bwahaha, Funny how those pesky little details like wives or girlfriends never come up in conversation.

          • Natalie

            I am so glad I found this site, it may well save my sanity knowing there are like minded souls out there. I liked FB before they started getting deluged by all the negative programmers.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            xD. I know he wasn’t wearing a wedding band, I guess I should have asked more questions, but he was *Fine*.

          • Natalie

            You and I are definitely going to get along, and did I see somewhere you are a gamer too. I mod for Dragon Age. Older tech but still I enjoy it.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Sweet! That’s awesome. At this time, I’m only playing Star Trek Online. I used to do a lot of console gaming, and also flight simulators.

            Nothing wrong with loving and enjoying an older game. :)

          • Natalie

            Anyway just wanted to tell you the mod I’m helping make is a lesbian mod the series is called Sappho’s daughters.

      • RandomNameAllocated

        the bit that dos the housework??? me too…. oh…

        • Anna Elizabeth

          Umm, no….. xD

  • laughingnome

    It’s okay to be alone. Just don’t bother me about it.

  • Alan

    These guys can’t get laid? I’m shocked.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    These MGTOW won’t actually leave. I think I know why. They’re all lost and none of them will stop and ask directions.

  • Scooby

    Is this a headfake from the powerful porno lobby?

    • Lance Thrustwell

      In that particular lobby, the head is not fake.

  • Guess who masturbates while watching The Handmaid’s Tale..?

    • Stulexington

      Rule 34.
      Edit, well caveat to rule 34: if it exists, it’s someone’s fetish.

    • laughingnome

      Hitler?

    • TundraGrifter

      AOTK.

    • Wild Cat

      Ann Coulter and J.J.?

      • You owe me for 14 gallons of brain bleach

    • therblig

      mike pence and mother?

    • Wild Cat

      I dunno, but neo-fascist Rex Ryan and his doltish wife are dying to see “The Foot Maid’s Tale.”

      • Antonin Dvorak

        Rex Ryan the football coach?

  • Proud Liberal
    • alwayspunkindrublic

      “They’d let Trump burn their house down if it would make the liberal next door choke on the smoke for 15 minutes.”

      • Wild Cat

        Deal!

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Isn’t this the same guy that went on Bill Maher right after the election and said we needed to start being nice to some of these clowns if we wanted to win any more elections?

    • BadKitty904

      Except for the “seems” part.

  • Lance Thrustwell
    • AndyC316

      Aw — leave them out of this :(

  • Rick Hill

    “And they joined MGTOW and something wonderous occurred. Their testicles shrunk to a tenth their size”

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      There’s a cheap shot here that, on reflection, I have chosen not to take. Instead I shall go my own way, first to the post office and then to see about getting some cedar cut.

      • Querolous

        Your going to cut the cheese?

    • therblig

      every who-guy in whoville
      loved who-gals a lot
      but the mgtows who lived just north of whoville
      did not

  • laughingnome

    Thoreau went his own way and wrote some interesting essays. Maybe they should do that instead of whining.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      “I went to Walden Pond where my mom built a basement for me in the woods.”

      • theCryptofishist

        He did used to go to Mom’s for lunch every day,

  • MynameisBlarney
    • BadKitty904

      IKR?

  • SomeBigRedDog

    It’s nice that they have a hobby, what with all their free time.

  • TundraGrifter

    A hundred bucks says “Men Going Their Own Way” are also “Men Doing Their Own Thing” – in the bedroom. With a tube sock.

  • BadKitty904

    I’m betting the the Ladies What Scorned Him have a Special Message for him, too:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/338c28a1e9283529db0ee0b750f40777e0411bf618f9e0ac56be8653ac7e690b.jpg

  • laughingnome

    They don’t seem nice.

  • Michael Smith

    And, ladies and gentlemen, reason number 2347 when Donald Trump is in the White House.

    Although I think these MGTOW guys are amusingly pathetic – kind of like Adam Sandler in the Wedding Singer when he’s going through his anti-women stage after a bad breakup, getting hammered and singing “somebody kill me please” at a wedding – the worst part is that their psuedo intellectualism is appealing to morons, and pops up outside the manosphere.

    So you’ll have people who wouldn’t consider themselves MRAs, but who will pick up on little pieces of MRA dogma. Like “Society is in trouble today because all the feminism and man-bashing has made the nuclear family seem like an old fashioned and boring existence to a lot of people, and that undermines the basic unit of our society and economy.” And conservatives are like “yes, absolutely, that’s true.”

  • JD Mulvey

    When do these guys begin using their newfound power to “work on their own betterment”?

    • Michael Smith

      Yeah, like maybe learn a foreign language or something. Spending all day madly speculating as to why girls don’t find you attractive is probably not healthy.

      • Atheist

        Duolingo is free, too.

    • Certified Green Bastard

      They’re already better than everyone else, don’t you know? The problem is, no one else is acknowledging that fact.

    • jesterpunk

      They would rather cry online about how great they are and how evil womenz are. What a bunch of whiney losers.

      http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/1911430/temper-tantrum-o.gif

    • FlownΩver

      Watch out for the possibility of worserment, although there’s not much room left in that direction.

  • therblig
    • Lance Thrustwell

      That curd be the start of a new movement.

      • therblig

        just another front in the culture wars

        • laughingnome

          It’s the yeast they could do.

    • FlownΩver

      Emily? Emily Litella? Where you been?

  • MynameisBlarney
  • You are now seeing the result of feminism on the world.

    Equal pay? The end of rape culture? Equal rights? Where? I’m not seeing it.

    You have seen how the feminist movement has destroyed the family, men and also yourselves.

    Married for 13 years now. Two kids. Three dogs. My family and I are doing just fine.

    about the suffering men experience everyday

    Whatever suffering I have is existential and related to being a cog in the machine of industry with only two weeks of vacation a year to spend time with my wife and family.

    So this is where we are now, we are walking away from ALL of you

    Well, that will mean less competition in the dating scene for my son. So good on you, dickheads.

    We have took our power and sovereignty back we gave to you as part of the relationship dynamic and are now using it for our own individual betterment.

    Maybe you should log off the internet and go better yourself. Take a cooking class. Volunteer. Meet some people who have real problems. Become someone interesting and you might find that the ladies are more interested in you.

    MGTOW is a logical male response to a stacked deck at a card game, they just get up and leave the table.

    No, son, MGTOW is an emotional response to a bad breakup or being rejected by a girl you’ve had a distant crush on and she never noticed you and you convinced yourself it’s because you’re a nice guy and she’s a bitch only interested in guys with giant cocks.

    Most of us get over that without making a total ass of ourselves online. Maybe hire a good therapist and talk it out.

    • Michael Smith

      “Whatever suffering I have is existential and related to being a cog in the machine of industry with only two weeks of vacation a year”

      Hahaha. As this kids say: “^this”

    • laughingnome

      Isn’t divorce more prevalent in the regions of the country where ye olde religious patriarchy is strongest?

      • therblig

        pretty sure that goes hand in hand with unwed teenage motherhood and welfare use (it’s only “dependency” in the cities with blahs)

      • Meccalopolis

        Highest pron viewage drug abuse too

      • “M”

        A mere coincidence, I’m sure

    • “M”

      They’ve been threatening to “walk away from all of us” for literally a decade now.

      I wish they would pack their stuff and go.

  • Tiny kaiju

    Do any of these guys know how to construct a proper sentence? I know I sort of suck at that kind of thing without lots of editing, but ffs. Self introspect your own ass you nitwit.

  • Proud Liberal
    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      From the article: Under the Oklahoma law, individuals will face a felony and a minimum $10,000 fine if a court determines they entered property intending to damage, vandalize, deface, “impede or inhibit operations of the facility.”

      Seems like a good prosecutor could use this law to stick it to Conservadicks who get elected in order to dismantle all the safety nets.

  • Truck Fump
  • TundraGrifter

    “Self introspect?” #seriously? There’s more than one kind of “introspect?” For real?

    • laughingnome

      That’s some deep navel diving.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        “In the navel
        Yes, you can sail the seven seas
        In the navel
        Yes, you can put your mind at ease
        In the navel
        Come on people, fall an’ make a stand
        In the navel, in the navel
        Can’t you see we need a hand”

      • TundraGrifter

        Remember “The Deteriorata?” (I may not have spelled that correctly.) “A wade through the waters of most souls wouldn’t get your feet wet” (or something like that – too early and too lazy to actually look it up.)

        • MaryChristine

          “You are a fluke of the universe,
          You have no right to be here.
          Whether you know it or not,
          The Universe is laughing behind your back.”

          TG, we’re showing our age here, but I find this bit of great literature applicable to so many absurdities. Including this whole MRA idiocy.

          • TundraGrifter

            Yes, I’m dating myself. But at least I’m going out with someone I love…

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Is extrospect even a thing? It’s not being recognized by spellcheck, so I assume it’s a made-up word.

      • kareemachan

        Don’t always believe spell-check. Mine is still saying cockatiel isn’t word…

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          Mine refuses to acknowledge the word Cyrillic, which I find myself using more and more lately for some reason.

  • beingreleased

    I bet they wouldn’t have such a problem with wine if they tried a good brosé.
    https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0068/59/1441816441982.png

  • Ezio

    What does it say about these bros that they always need to constantly affirm to themselves how totally alpha they are and how every other guy is a cuck? It’s pretty damn pathetic lol.

    • jesterpunk

      They havent made it to 9th grade yet?

    • theCryptofishist

      Thinking of the most wistful variety.

  • anon_the_great

    Like reading a teenage boy’s diary after his 1st heartbreak.

    • laughingnome

      Yeah I went through that at 15 and had those feelings. You gotta do some more living and growing. Seems these guys are stuck in their immaturity.

      • FlownΩver

        …and fueled by Trumpland’s ever-expanding hateosphere

  • Tiny kaiju

    As an average looking ,short and eccentric chick, I enjoyed the bit about how dating is a stacked deck of cards favoring women. I can assure everyone that dating in fact favors tall bland people.

    • vivian

      As a tall eccentric I can anecdotally confirm that. The “bland” part seems especially important. Also the ability to let someone talk all over you in 20-minute stretches.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        As a fellow tall eccentric, I refudiate that. Pistols at ten paces?

        • vivian

          Umbrellas at a furlong?

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Hmmm…something tells me you’ve got an edge in this “umbrella” thing.

          • vivian

            Fuckin’ eye-pokers. I hate them things.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Living in the AZ desert, I don’t really know what they are used for.

          • vivian

            Passive aggression mostly. When the weather is foul it is considered good sport in the rainier climes to set out into the streets with your flappy wire octopus and try to blind tall people
            or at least give them a good scar on the cheek.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Excellent. But I’m sure cell phones have helped ameliorate this problem, right?

          • vivian

            The cellphones are just another excuse for the blinding being unwitting.

            *sorry for the ing ing ing at the end;
            reads like feedback during a DeathMetal show
            at an ice hockey rink.

          • Tiny kaiju

            Toasting forks at close range.

          • vivian

            Fondu for dinner?

          • Tiny kaiju

            Cheese battle!

          • vivian

            A Battle Royale with Cheese!

        • Tiny kaiju

          Ah,but you are not bland. That part is key.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I dig short chicks.

  • TundraGrifter

    “Best post I’ve ever read here.”

    What a worthless comment. Like having world’s most beautiful mug shot. Judged by a five-time felon.

  • Lizzietish81

    I wish I could find the clip but this reminds me of Ruthless People.

    Time out! I believe this is a joke pal and you’re it! The last time we spoke you said my wife would be in the morgue if I didn’t pay. Well, I didn’t pay and just today I was at the morgue and she wasn’t there. You lied to me! You know what I think?

    eta: Ah here we are

    https://youtu.be/1gFotcTMC68?t=1h5m58s

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I *love* that movie! When Bette Midler’s character said “I’ve been… marked… down?!” I fell out of my chair laughing.

      • eggsacklywright

        And Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills: “Here I am prime time and you fuckin’ the rerun.”

  • Solve Omnis

    See, I think we should help these boys by building them the woman-resembling robots they so clearly want and need. That way they can stop clogging up our internets with their foul whining and the rest of us can go back to building a civil society sans the red-pill gene.

    • The thing is, that wouldn’t help. They would still find an excuse to whine about and abuse women and keep being their pathetic selves.

      They’d be much like Trump supporters now (although they are of course his supporters already) in that they think they win when they get what they want, but if they ever did they would still be utterly miserable.

  • Crystalclear12

    Thank Gawd they have been quarantined.

    • Atheist

      “The gene pool of life is self-chlorinating.”

      –The Darwin Awards

    • laughingnome

      Self deported.

  • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

    “We have took our power and sovereignty back”– that right there should be made into a banner.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      All our power are belong too us.

    • FlownΩver

      Glad those morans got a brain!

  • BreakingDeadMen

    A Life Sentence With Satan, isn’t that a Cramps album?

    • laughingnome

      Thanks. Now I’ll have to explain why coffee is all over my monitor.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Heading off to my Cramps albums to make up a mix tape with that title.

      • BreakingDeadMen

        YAY

    • Professor Fate

      too bad Lux is not with us anymore I can hear him singing this.

  • Isn’t this what they used to call on TV a “Confirmed Bachelor”?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e6a675254f9096864730be10cca6e467e20d00cb94d4de58f651dc132d7cafda.jpg

  • As somebody who plays Magic: the Gathering and Overwatch (a MtGOW) I’m sick of being mistaken for one of these cretins.

    [I will now go take a nap instead of typing more things this stupid.]

  • Anna Rompage

    So let me get this straight, these guys are bent out of shape because the women they have tried to date refuse to put up being treated with less respect than these guys show their dog, while having the guy expect that these women will take care of them better than their own their mother did?

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
  • FlownΩver

    They’ll still watch Trump’s Miss Ogyny pageant, I’ll bet.

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    Methinks the Alt-Nice crowd there doth protest all. The. Time.

    In my own life, I gave up on Taco Bell because it just wasn’t worth it. This is the first time I am talking about my struggle to give up on extended toilet sitting and badly rendered Mexican knock-off food, because, you see, nobody gives a shit, least of all me.

    If you don’t care about a thing and you truly gave up on a thing, you don’t start a subreddit dedicated to that thing. People obsessed with a thing do that.

    • TundraGrifter

      Runs from The Border?

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        And how. It was getting embarrassing. But I was younger then,. full of folly and barely legal grade meat.

  • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

    I suppose he thinks that his little manifesto somehow give him hand?

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      I imagine he’s been all about hand since puberty.

    • eggsacklywright

      You gotta get the right hand for the job.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        “Will nobody think of the left handed?”

  • TundraGrifter

    On behalf of the men of this world, I’d like to thank these scrubs for getting off the field and no longer pretending they are in the game. It’s been tough enough for all the teams without poseurs wasting everyone else’s time and generally just getting in the way.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    I’m going to start an MRA punk band called Thee Desultory Wankers.

    • laughingnome

      I was thinking The Sad Onanists. We can play a double bill.

      • Anna Rompage

        Spank Monkey and the Crusty Sock!

    • vivian

      The Sock Puppets

      • TundraGrifter

        How about “The Dirty Sox Puppets?”

        • vivian

          I think Anna R nailed it below with the Crust Sock

    • Marr

      The Angtsy Spanky MRA Good News Band.

  • BadKitty904
  • Boojum

    “We have took”

    • Tiny kaiju

      We have took suffering men experience and made it stronger, faster, betterer.

      • vivian

        … strongerer and fasterer than that!

    • jodyleek

      They shoulda took an extra English class.

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      MGTOW grammar auto correct. He had originally typed “we has takened”.

      • Shanzgood

        My son sometimes says “tooken” just to watch my eye twitch.

        • eggsacklywright

          Beat me to it.

  • Boojum

    So, now that they are rejecting women, are they going to have sex with each other?

  • jesterpunk

    These are the same morons on reddit who complain feminism is bad because it doesnt just focus on men’s issues and who keep using the term “frendzone”. They also claim any guy who doesnt agree with them is a “cuck” not an alpha male. If being an alpha male means crying all the time about everything then I guess I should be glad I am not an alpha male.

    • TundraGrifter

      Bad news for Mr. Trump.

    • Andrew Rheinheimer

      Ugh, so they are fedora douches? Noooooo!

      • Swampgas_Man

        TRILBIES, DAMMIT!

        • Shanzgood

          THANK YOU!

    • theCryptofishist

      Yeah, this whole “I declare I am an Alpha” thing just gobstocks me. It takes a little more than that.

      • jesterpunk

        I dont understand the whole “Alpha /Beta male” BS. The people screaming about being Alpha males just seem like whiny little assholes mad that they cant get a date.

        • theCryptofishist

          Ayup. They’re working on epsilons.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    “Whining about it never fixed a problem, son.”

    ~My dad

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Dads everywhere.

  • Phoenixdoglover

    Her: You’re going your own way?
    Him: Yes!
    Her: When?

  • jesterpunk

    A little song for these losers.

    And you wonder why

    No one can stand you

    And there’s no denying

    You were crying like a bitch

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eXIOK2vOhM

  • eggsacklywright

    “Self-pity is a terrible thing to waste.”

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Unlike their semen, which they probably waste quite often.

      • Bobathonic

        Do NOT shine a black light on their basements.

  • Kitty Smith

    I cannot help but wonder how happy they would be if they just went their own way and stopped trying to go on and on and on about it to people who obviously don’t care about them.

  • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

    “You have seen how the feminist movement has destroyed the family, men and also yourselves.”
    Ah…no. Married 22 years to the best man I have ever known– he considered himself a feminist and treated my daughters & me as equals. The only reason the marriage ended was that cancer, cursed be its name, took him away.
    My Dad & my brothers might not describe themselves as Feminists, but they are, and they stood by me during my husband’s illness & death, and stand by me still.
    Because of feminism, I can take care of myself, and my daughters. Because of feminism, my daughters are strong, independent young women who would not spend 10 minutes with an MGTOW.
    Our family is not destroyed, but stronger.

    • Atheist

      truth to power!

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Amen! It’s the same stupid non-logic that allowed these same people to proclaim that marriage equality would be bad for marriage.

    • Serai 1

      And that is exactly what those idiots hate to see – any evidence that they themselves are the problem.

    • disqus_rtodtp4unH

      My sympathy on your loss of your spouse. I cannot imagine life without mine.

      • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

        Thank you, it is a part of life, but a shitty one. Coming up on the 3rd anniversary of his death, I can be so very thankful I had him in my life for 25 years and that we were able to parent 2 beautiful children together.

        It is a pain that will never go away, I think, but the “muscles” that bear the pain have become stronger.

        The way he lived his life (with exuberance & joy, and to the fullest) gave me a shining example of how to spend the rest of mine.

        Onward, onward….

        • Natalie

          Wow, sounds like you might want to think about writing a book about your life together, it could be therapeutic and sharing a wonderful love story could be inspirational to others.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    How can we miss them if they won’t go away?

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Loving you…isn’t the right thing to do….

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    I kinda get it. When I was a teenager, I got dumped a lot. I was a child
    and my reaction was to lash out because I was hurt. However, before i
    entered into my first real relationship, I had gotten better about that.

    Been
    married for twenty years now. We have no kids. She works and I really
    don’t. It works for us. It’s by no means perfect because nothing ever
    is, but we’re very happy at least 99% of the time and that’s a huge
    deal.

    My wife is different from me, but also the same. She was
    her own person before i met her. I was my own person as well. We have
    affected each other without consuming each other completely and that’s
    as it should be. We have space and we get close at the same time.

    I
    know her better than anyone else and she knows be better than anyone
    else. We call bullshit on each other in a respectful manner. We teach
    and lear from each other. We evolve together and apart. We are the best
    of friends and the most loyal of partners.

    These MRA assholes
    piss me off because they don’t respect anyone, let alone themselves.
    They want to hurt my wife and they want to hurt me. Thank Crom they will
    never get that power, but they like to talk about how they someday
    will.

    Lady J would kick their damned asses. She’s a Jersey girl
    in the classic sense, an Irish woman in her soul and basically a badass.
    If they’re not terrified of a woman like her, then they’re dumber than
    they seem. Women will destroy them if they ever crawl out of their holes
    and squint at the cold light of day.

    • Lark_in_the_AM

      Women will destroy them if they ever crawl out of their holes and squint at the cold light of day.

      And, that, my friend, is *exactly* what these men fear more than anything else, and have ever since they realized that their mothers had the power to tell them no and make it stick. They are emotional infants, desperately wanting what they can’t have and pissed off as hell that they want it.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Well, yeah, but if they just grew up a bit, then nobody would destroy them(?).

        • Shanzgood

          They don’t WANT to grow up.

          • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

            They choose not to grow up, that’s fine. Own that. Stop blaming everyone else for their own choices. I choose to do a lot of stupid shit myself, but my choice. Nobody makes me. Go figure.

  • vivian

    Well I for one am outraged that the world refuses to conform to my infantile imaginations.

  • Christopher Story

    That’s why these men never leave the basement. They want a mom they can also fuck like a blowup doll because she worships his penis. Is there even rule 34 for that one?

    • BreakingDeadMen

      One assumes.

      • Christopher Story

        I’m scared…

        • BreakingDeadMen

          Yes, this is a hypothesis best left unverified.

          • Alice Jones

            Ummm…Tumblr. That is all.

  • Marr

    Good news then. We don’t have to worry about these man-boys reproducing and passing on these gene and attitudes.

    • Serai 1

      Yep. They want to toss all their Sacred Sperm down the toilet? FINE BY ME.

  • Shanzgood
  • Antonin Dvorak

    On the plus side, I’m now kind of encouraged to get back on the dating scene; because even if I’m not successful I could never be as terrible as these asshats.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      I think all men can breathe a collective sigh of relief that the bar has been dropped to just above chickenfucker thanks to these guys.

    • Serai 1

      These guys are doing a great service to all the decent men out there.

  • Lark_in_the_AM
    • theCryptofishist

      Ah, the rare, and well earned, quadrovation.

  • BigBoppa ~ Résistent
  • WotsAllThisThen

    Wait, women were putting on glasses just to pretend to be nerds? That’s really bad for your eyesight!

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Why did Bill Cosby go to Comic Con?
      He heard the girls were into CosPlay

      • theblackdog

        That explains the massive quaalude order to his pharmacist.

      • Alice Jones

        I’m getting off the internet for the day; I won’t see anything better than this.

        Ha. Right. What am I gonna do? Go outside? Talk to people?

        This is hilarious, though, and I’m stealing it.

  • Anna Rompage

    With an open mind, the determination to better ones self, and several years of counseling, these guys might be able to actually attain the level of just a normal male asshole…

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      I dunno, Anna, i think intense medication may be required as well.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Did you mean ” the level of the just a normal male’s asshole”?

    • natoslug

      Trepanation would help as well. And given their outlooks, it’s is still an evolved therapy in comparison.

  • Lefty Wright

    The problem is that these guys consider themselves a prize catch and women should fawn over them. Any relationship requires consideration and respect for your partner. These men display none of that. They refuse to accept that the average woman is the equal of the average man in abilities, and for these guys, the average woman is clearly superior. Maybe that is their problem. Shame and inadequacy masked by narcissism.

    • Serai 1

      The interlocking problem is that these guys believe they are OWED a woman, no matter what kind of guy they are. They’re men, so they’re supposed to be enjoying their automatic reward for having a dick.

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    Luckily for them, there’s a whole bunch of Duggar daughters available.

  • marxalot

    Once again, I’m reminded that regardless of the sometimes terrifying bullshit I have to deal with, I am so glad I’m queer.
    Also, it’s just “introspection,” not “self introspection,” you remarkable Reddit boob. I mean, unless you’re a gastroenterologist I guess.

  • Thiazin Red

    Why are some dudes so convinced that their dicks are magic and special? What is the thought process that leads to that?

    • Shanzgood

      Have you ever spent any time around a 2yo boy who’s just discovered his genitals?

      • Weird Fishes

        I think you could be kinder to two-year olds, who don’t know better. Ostensibly adult males do. Ostensibly, i say.

    • natoslug

      Erections go up, erections go down. You can’t explain it.

    • tehbaddr

      I’ll let you know that my dick is indeed magic and special, and it doesn’t make me a fucked in the head loser who doesn’t know how to get along with strong feminist women.

    • Elendira

      I blame Mass Effect 2: where you can romance Jack and once she gets a taste of your magic penis, she stops being a total bitch, calms down and becomes your girlfriend.

      (edited for spelling and missing word)

    • chicken thief

      TURGID LOVE MUSCLE LIBELZ!!1!!!!

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      Zardoz tried to warn y’all, dammit!

  • Swampgas_Man

    Trying to find it again, but what happened to the guy who not only harassed a woman for ruining his date (she texted during the movie), not only DEMANDED repayment of the cost of the movie, but actually SUED HER IN SMALL CLAIMS COURT for the princely sum of $17.95 for his suffering? Did he “win” anything? (“WIN” in ironic quotes, because this guy sounds like a complete loser).

    • Bobathonic

      She’d be getting off easy. $18 isn’t too onerous for a very clear warning.

    • Atheist

      Not only that, she had to file a restraining order against him because he started harassing her little sister for a refund.

      IMO he’s taking her to small claims court because he’s the kind of guy that refuses to take no for an answer, on anything.

    • Keith Taylor

      He demanded what and sued who? Okay, all right, I can imagine being that petty and mean-souled, but I cannot imagine being so bone, sodden stupid as to display it publicly like that. Once I would not have believed such idiocy could be. Once. But that was before Trump. He displays better idiocy five times a day now. He has the BEST idiocy. The GREATEST idiocy that has ever been. He makes this baboon look intelligent. (Almost.)

      • Atheist

        There is a bright side – he made his idiocy public record, forever and ever and ever. He will always be known as the creepy weirdo that can’t take a 20$ loss on a first date with a woman, and is so out of touch with reality he thinks women texting in theaters are more of a danger to civilized society than, say, ISIS or the alt-right.

        • That’s true. He’s humiliated himself.

        • Keith Taylor

          True. And then he says, “Nyaah nyaah, I don’t want you anyway.”
          “Then I can’t marry you, my pretty maid.”
          “‘Nobody asked you, sir!’ she said.”

      • Jenny

        He demanded his date to stop texting during the movie. So she got up and left. Literally. They drove together in her car. She got in her car and left him there.

        These people are in their 30’s. He is in his late 30’s, in fact. Grow the hell up!

        • If I had a date and she was texting during a movie, I’D leave.

          If it was a random person in a different row, though, instead of asking them to stop I’d go to the staff and tell them I think a person is recording the film. I know that is sneaky, but I’m too shy to ask someone to stop!

    • Trip Space-Parasite
      • Swampgas_Man

        Thank you for linking me to that website. Also read the “Screaming Itches” article.

        • Trip Space-Parasite

          You’re welcome! I like Lowering the Bar a lot, although maybe it was more fun when I could pretend those people were exceptions and not 2/3 of the country…

    • Serai 1

      I have a hard time believing the judge didn’t throw that bullshit straight out of court.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/04acfdcc0d82e6b69ffe3fa75a73888b51f28a6347a45ef0affc94edb30476c4.gif

    • theCryptofishist
  • Alice Jones

    So if the men walked away from the table, why are out chips dwindling? If they leave, I get to keep all my chips. All mine. Also, these guys are doing it wrong. I have been a maiden ain’t forever (ech-probably more like a spinster at this point) but I have never felt the need to shout about how it is all men’s fault that I’m single. I “went my own way” because I chose to. I love being single. They should rename their movement crybaby sitting around dudes, because they clearly aren’t “going” anywhere.

    • Alice Jones

      Maiden AUNT. Autocorrect. Blerg.

      • Trip Space-Parasite

        I kind of liked “maiden ain’t”, but perhaps it did not convey what you meant.

        • MississippiLefty

          Me too. I thought it was on purpose. Like “Maiden ain’t got no time for you losers.”

          • Alice Jones

            Love it! Sadly, though, the more I think about it, the more I accept that I am more a spinster than a maiden. But! At 41 I have nary a grey hair, whilst my much younger sister has many. Being single & childfree has an upside (It’s the fountain of youth. Shhhh.).

          • Serai 1

            Bullshit! We have renewed our virginity in our age, like Hera bathing in the sacred spring of Kanathos!

      • Serai 1

        No, NO!!! I was just thinking how PERFECT “Maiden Ain’t” is! I’ma have it put on a t-shirt!

  • Why not just skip straight to the coming out part and get it over with? One can imagine a “meeting” of this group sounding like Homer Simpson, when he declared before a similar “men only” gathering: “And as president, I will decide how far we can go before it’s gay.”

    • WotsAllThisThen

      I suspect they’d have the exact same problems dating men. And then who would they blame?

      • theblackdog

        Those terrible fems that are destroying the gay community. Masc 4 Masc only!

    • theblackdog

      No way, in their puny brains they must be the manliest of men and that means dick only goes into pussy, period.

      • Serai 1

        And not going in anything is TEH MOST MANLIEST OF ALL, M’KAY?

  • Pathetic. Just I mean… Wow.

  • Ulricii

    Don’t waste your time with those idiots, Robin. If you want to waste time with men, I have a lot of time available. But you live half a continent away in Chicago. Sheesh.

    • Penthesilea110

      dude….

    • chicken thief

      When I hit on the bitches I also too don’t give a fuck how they spell their name. I mean, nothing sez “I’m the man here so git me a sammich! Why you still standing there, Robbin? Chop chop!”, amirite?

    • Wes Grogan

      You do see the part where you put the blame on her, right?

    • tehbaddr

      Nope! I’m the one with the magical and special dick! Step aside you beta cuk!
      /s

    • Serai 1

      SHUSH, you. Robyn is sacrificing herself to bring us all a little light entertainment in these dark times! Take your Brilliant Drool-Worthy Tool and go find a nice hooker to sing its praises.

      • Shanzgood

        Hey, wasn’t she supposed to do this as a weekly article on Saturdays or did Editrix change her mind?

        • Serai 1

          Maybe she’s busy tomorrow?

          • Shanzgood

            I assumed they could publish the articles whoever they wanted. Not that I Monday all, I was just wondering if they changed the day since I’ve been watching for them on Saturdays. No biggie!

  • Paperless Tiger

    MagicVinegar sounds like a douche.

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent
    • Weird Fishes

      I think you may have captured the issue at its root.

    • Marion in Savannah

      Um, are we sure that he doesn’t CAUSE monilia?

    • alpacapunchbowl

      And everyone with a lick of sense/education about the female body knows that a vagina is like a self-cleaning oven and any kind of douche is just about the worst thing you can put up in your cooch.

      • Shanzgood

        Yes! It’s like a self cleaning oven except you don’t have to open all the windows to clear the smoke out.

      • tehbaddr

        Even when you’re having one of those “not feeling fresh” days?

      • Alice Jones

        AaaaaaaaaAah I worked with a nurse a thousand years ago who always used that “your vagina is like a self-cleaning oven” line in trainings. I have never heard anyone else say it. Melissa, I that you? Lol.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Lmao, no I’m not Melissa but I like the cut of her jib.
          I have no idea where I got that phrase from, I was half-convinced that I made it up. If so, great minds and all that, ha

          • theCryptofishist

            Wait, are you sure that economists haven’t been using it for a century. (Which seems a little unlikely, but anything for a joke.)

          • alpacapunchbowl

            “Have you heard that expression used before? Because I haven’t heard it. I mean, I just … I came up with it a couple of days ago and I thought it was good.”

      • Serai 1

        Just like ears.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Unlike Iggy Pop, I’ve never had it in my ear before.

          • Serai 1

            I meant ears are self-cleaning.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            I know, I’m agreeing that one should not put substances in one’s ears.

  • Iam Reading

    Losers being losers.

  • snigsy

    My cats and I had a good laugh while reading this.

  • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

    I don’t understand how acronyms work. How do you get MGTOW from “Losers who will never get laid”?

  • tehbaddr

    Robyn, you’re letting them get away! Quick do some wily female thing to earn their trust again!

  • Mavenmaven

    Cats ARE better, for one thing they whine a lot less.

    • eyelashviper

      And cleaning the litterbox is a damn JOY in contrast to listening to one of them for a millisecond, and who knows what they actually look like…gag.

      • Lambsendbeds

        Just imagine what they SMELL like, since bathing is for Betas and cucks and laundry is wimmen’s work ( unless they’re still living in Mom’s basement – probably most of them lol). “I don’t need no Axe body spray! I’m going my own way!” Blech…

        • Serai 1

          Well, I can’t stand Axe body spray, so there’s that. But yeah, these guys smell like sweat, mold, old jizz, and devastated dreams of glory.

    • the_steamer

      This is false. Cats whine all the time. But they are cute when they whine, and justified compared to these per-adolescents.

      • Mavenmaven

        They still whine a LOT less than those guys.

        • theCryptofishist

          And they cuddle. On their own schedule, to be sure.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    Q: Are We Not Men?
    A: We Are MGTOW!

    • Trip Space-Parasite

      DEVO LIBELZ!

    • Scurrilous

      Whip it! Whip it good!

  • Lark_in_the_AM
  • a_pink_poodle

    Oh dear, ladies, you fucked up now. Now you’ll never land one of these fine stallions of masculinity, brimming with testosterone and wealth!

  • iceweasels

    They’ve gone their own way. Now how do we get them to stop telling us about it?

    • theblackdog

      Introduce them to crossfit?

      • alpacapunchbowl

        They do seem awfully susceptible to cult-like behavior.

      • iceweasels

        Maybe I could convince them to become Shaklee distributors. Never to be heard from again.

        • theblackdog

          They should sell Amway, then they can fit right in with this administration.

          • iceweasels

            NEEDS MOAR PONZI!!

          • “M”

            No.

            If Amway had never been invented we might not have been suffering from BetsyDeVos-itis in the first place.

    • Serai 1
  • Angela Ruzzo

    Absolutely right, get out of the gene pool now!

    I like this bit: “. . .the feminist movement has destroyed the family, men and also yourselves.” That would be the definition of “family” and “men” and “women” that men invented 5000 years ago that gives them all the power, right? We don’t get to have a say in definitions that affect us, right? OK, that’s clear enough.

    Even better is “the suffering men experience everyday. . .” Shit, these men don’t even know the meaning of “suffering.” Hey, assholes, go live in Somalia and get your sex organ cut off without anesthesia when you are 3 years old, then you’ll know the meaning of suffering.

    • Longstreet63

      It’s like the “Family” in “Family Values”, which means “We get to decide what a family is and what it’s values are”.

  • Weird Fishes

    I have tried to write several salty rejoinders to the whole “sovereignty” thing mentioned by Powerless Sad White Boy, but the words won’t come.

    • Bobathonic

      Doesn’t “sovereign” equate to “master of their own domain”?

      • Well? What Now?

        I’m not this MGTOW thing (wtvr that is), never even been on Reddit, but i don’t also see where the guy indicated he was white.
        He didn’t.
        It’s just your childish, idiot assumption of yours that “durrr…if he bad, den he wite”.
        Must be nice to believe your bigotry is justified.

        • Shanzgood

          Translation: “I don’t know what any of this is about but I’m going to talk about it anyway and also tell you that you’re wrong.”

          • cats530

            and that I’m a victim once again!

          • Well? What Now?

            Who the fuck said that? All i asked is where the guy mentioned his race. Which he didn’t. If anyone, it’s some of the women here playing ‘little victim’. These MGTOW twats aren’t monsters, or predators or rapists. Yet you discuss them as such. Like i said, get over yourself.

          • Serai 1
          • Following your own logic, they never said they abhorred rape. So you’re discriminating or whatever.

          • JustDon’tSaySurety

            Also too, “no racist, no racist – your racist!”*

            *apologies to those who know grammar, but I have to be true to type here.

          • Well? What Now?

            Oh i well fucking know what you’re talking about & i’ve come across guys like this plenty, and most of what’s being said i agree with. The guy just needs to grow up. I denied it because your first ‘witty comeback’ would invariably accuse me of being the same. Get over yourself. As for wrong, you still have not indicated where the guy says he’s white, or WTF race has to do with it.

          • Shanzgood

            Maybe if you’d asked an honest question instead of going straight to Flaming Dick Mode someone might have been inclined to andwer. Not so much now.

          • Well? What Now?

            Well isn’t ‘Flaming Dick Mode’ kinda the standard here?
            Have you read many other comments? Consider my question: noone here was actually going to play nice with an inquiry about race. Not here, anyway. What possibly could be the answer anyway?
            “Bawww, bein white is baaad.”
            And btw, if i was a bit of a dick with this topic, it’s because i’ve read this thing for years & seen it go from a political blog to stories like this, which allow YOU to play ‘little victim’.

          • Shanzgood

            Calm down, sweetheart, and have another mayonnaise sammich.

          • Well? What Now?

            Next time someone starts whining about “oh why are white people considered the ‘standard’ & ‘baseline’ & all that, it’s childish simps like you & your Oh So Funny comeback.
            Oh, mayonnaise. Ha ha.
            Your notion of justice is idiotic.

          • What you mean is you are a racist weirdo who thinks white people are discriminated against and you think everyone else is an idiot. You also want respect from people here despite the fact that your first comment was full of sneering disrespect.

          • Serai 1
          • Well? What Now?

            Cute. Come back when you can use words like an adult & actually make a point instead of feeble-minded insults.

          • Serai 1

            AWWWWWW. Poor widdle ball-clutcher got his fee-fees hurt? Here, let me play you the song of my people:

            http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Serai/Comment%20pics/WorldsSmallestViolin.gif

          • You came in here with no argument being incredibly insulting. You don’t get to be responded to any better than you started.

        • Bobathonic

          Goddamn I hate explaining jokes. Go here:

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Contest

          and type CTRL-f, and search for “master of my domain”.

          Then you too will be in on my lame, ancient-pop-culture reference.

          PS And after re-reading, perhaps you meant to respond up one level of comment hierarchy? Because it’s way non-sequitur for me.

          • Well? What Now?

            You are correct. I was responding to a different comment

          • Serai 1

            How surprising that he never responded.

        • Serai 1
        • doktorzoom

          Boring troll is boring, banhammered.

          — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

      • Weird Fishes

        Yes, but in order for it to actually have any meaningful weight it has to extend beyond your apartment (“I have my own entrance”) in your Mom’s attic.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    These “Men Going Their Own Way” are a lot like Randroids: Always threatening to Go Galt, but never actually leaving. I suspect there is considerable overlap between the two groups.

    Obligatory video:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRKNZ50-Vvw

  • hendenburg2

    “The best thing about MGTOWs is that they are constantly making dramatic exits from parties no one even knew they were at.”

    Yet another argument for the French/Irish/English (depending on who you ask) Exit!

    • Me not sure

      If any of you MGTOWS are also gun rights advocates (you know who you are), I can think of at least one way to exercise your Second Amendment rights and end up leaving women behind for ever. If you will send me $5.00 and a self addressed
      stamped envelope I will happily send you the secret.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    We were calling out for people to listen to men decade upon decade about the suffering men experience everyday and you did not listen or you simply did not care.

    Raise your hand if you sincerely doubt that the inhabitants of a MGTOW subreddit have been out of diapers for multiple decades.
    ✋️✋️✋️✋️✋️✋️✋️✋️

    • JustDon’tSaySurety

      ✋️

    • HogeyeGrex

      for multiple decades

      ✋️

    • cats530

      This has been going on for a long time. So long that some of them are back in diapers, Depends.

  • Crank Tango
  • Beaufighter

    Uhhhh…holy shit. How did these dear hearts ever leave mommy in the first place?

  • BearGHAZI

    I would just like to say, I have put ALL of you in the friendzone <3 <3 <3

  • Longstreet63

    On behalf of all men who are Not Going Their Own Way, I’d like to thank these idiots for making me look good. Keep it up boys…

  • Brad H

    Jesus H. To those fuckin’ losers: don’t go away mad, just go away!

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    That’s maybe not the best strategy for getting that first date.

    • Serai 1

      But the MRA man said that negging works on ALL the girlz!

  • Jenny

    Hate to break it to them but even in craft stores, those incredible bastions of liberal witchery, there are signs and stickers that read “the more men I meet, the more I like my cat” and ” who needs a man when I have wine.”

    The feminist occult is too powerful to be broken by reddit whining!

    • Serai 1

      A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Whatever happened to those guys that were gonna stop masterbating? The something something boys?

    • chicken thief

      Ted’s a Senator from Texas now.

      Oh, wait, I read that wrong. I thought you said “…were NEVER gonna stop…”.

    • Steve Cole

      Proud Boys?

    • Serai 1

      Lasted about fifteen minutes, in my estimation.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      They all were overrun with many many ladiez so super-desiring their essences, who then created secret harems for their exclusive non-stop sexxytimes.

      Oh wait, no. That was the fantasy what they crankied their wankies to, and then vanished into the anonymity of the interwebs.

  • Jeff Ackerman

    A life sentence with Satan isn’t a bad thing, the sex is to die for…

    • theblackdog

      I would be okay with this, especially since Satan is a bottom.

      • Steve Cole

        As stated in “First bottom, second verse”

      • HogeyeGrex

        And a good thing it is, what with that barbed dick.

        • theblackdog

          That and shooting fire when he climaxes

          • Serai 1

            He and Superman have a lot to talk about.

            Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex, by Larry Niven

          • Shanzgood

            OMG I remember that from high school!

          • Serai 1

            I’ve rarely laughed as hard as I did reading that the first time. Larry’s got a wicked sense of humor.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      I bet Satan knows some things.

    • timpundit

      I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the dateless wonders.,

    • Serai 1
  • eyelashviper

    Gee, they sound so appealing, no wonder they have to run and hide from the hordes of gorgeous and smart women chasing them down.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      They got tired of supermodels and the Sweedish Bikini Team hitting on them, it happened so often it left no time for “self-improvement.”

  • alpacapunchbowl

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    OH FUCK I CAN’T CATCH MY BREATH
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    They can keep their whine and we’ll keep our wine, how about that?

    • Cogswell

      They whine that we may laugh.

  • chicken thief

    BUT WHO WILL THINK ABOUT THE CATS?!!1!!!

    Oh, rtmlex has that covered. Never mind…

  • YayConspiracy

    My mom used to say: Pathetic whiners have pathetic wieners.

    • cats530

      I say, “Why buy the whole pig just to get a little sausage?” in answer to their “why buy the cow if the milk is free?”

  • Professor Fate

    This adolescent gibberish is an insult to gibberish. One thing I noticed about the MTOW is they never seem to go yes? They keep coming back to loudly announce that they are no longer going to seek the company of women and yet when women kind does not in mass beg and plead for them to stay they get insulted and announce their going their own way again this time I suppose the know they will miss them.
    I must sadly confess that many years ago I was blaming women for my romantic problems and lack of success. Luckily, with growing up and some (ah rather a lot really, had a lot of issues) therapy, I realized that the one common element in ALL my problems was me. it was the beginning of wisdom and while dear lord i’m still got issues galore I am ever so much happier. I really hope some of these folks get the help they need before they hurt themselves or others.

    • Courser_Resistance

      Good for you! Trust me, all that work you’ve done will continue to pay dividends over the years.

    • Serai 1

      It’s kinda like how really ignorant tourists will yell very loudly at the locals because they think that way they’ll be understood. In other words, they are Unclear On The Concept.

      • Carole

        Americans (especially from Texas), in Paris.

        • Serai 1
          • Carole

            NATALT.

          • Serai 1

            ???

          • Carole

            Not all Texans are like that. Because the stupid Mens’ Rights guys like to say “not all women are like that,” so they don’t have to insult their own mothers and sisters.

          • Serai 1

            Ah, I’d never seen that before. This abbreviation thing is getting out of hand, in my opinion.

          • theCryptofishist

            TMATBS–Too Many Abbreviations, To Be Sure.

          • Serai 1

            When one actually has to ASK about nearly every one? Yeah, way too many.

    • Carole

      I think so. If they were truly going their own way, they’d go their own way and shut up about it. The perpetual scolding, whining, and bitching suggests that it’s a ploy.

    • Jamoche

      When they were children pulling the “I’m running away from home” trick, their moms gave in. This was a great disservice to their emotional development.

  • Scurrilous

    MagicVinegar? Is that what he uses to clean the floor with the morning after?

  • HogeyeGrex
    • cats530

      The guy with the Hyundai-emblem mustache again? How could we get so lucky!

    • Serai 1

      OMG, THANK YOU FOR MY MORNING LAUGH.

      I really needed that today.

    • harryr

      I can never get tired of this.

      • HogeyeGrex

        Good. Because I suspect I’m going to post it every time there’s a Neverlaid thread.

        • harryr

          Looking forward to it already

    • Carole

      irrepressible fits of laughter.

    • disqus_rtodtp4unH

      Prissy looking poster boy for the never-laid.

  • cats530

    “And to truly feel the pain and regret of losing them to their own way that they are now going.”

    I can’t feel any pain for something I never wanted. Sorry, bros!

  • cats530

    Ugh! What a bunch of whiny, self-pitying, masturbatory bullshit. No wonder they can’t get laid!

  • Relativicus

    Isn’t “magic vinegar” feminist slang for “douche”? I think I heard that before.

    Also, “self introspect” is the new name of my band.

  • Cogswell

    Good. They won’t be breeding anytime soon. They are doing the world a favor… Buh bye, losers.

  • thebeatgoeson

    Precious little snowflakes!

  • Bemused

    In the F, M, K game with a regular dude, a Very Personal Appliance, and a MGTOW, I think I can tell you who ends up in the K category.

  • Skaarphy

    “The best thing about MGTOWs is that they are constantly making dramatic exits from parties no one even knew they were at.”

    The most accurate sentence ever inscribed upon the internets concerning these fucktwats.

  • Cogswell

    Hey, they will always have Rosie Palms and her five sisters. Be sure to clean up when you’re done, boys!

  • C4TWOMAN

    “You are now seeing the result of feminism on the world. The occultist cause you championed…”

    YAWN. Tl;dr…next thread.

    • Well, the result for me of a feminist occultist would be someone I’d like to be around!

  • Serai 1

    You have seen how the feminist movement has destroyed the family, men and also yourselves.

    Notice how “men” is distinct from “yourselves”? That “also” just says everything.

    • Shanzgood

      Wasn’t he addressing women there?

      • Serai 1

        Oh, was he? My brain wandered off, it got so bored.

        • Shanzgood

          I don’t blame you.

  • PixieThis

    I can’t wait to get home from work tonight, open a bottle of wine and cuddle with my precious cat. I’m sure Mr. Pixie will be amused.

    • Carole

      Mr. Pixie!! Oh, I thought he was your cat.

    • YetAnotherRebecca

      My little wummin brain iz confused too – I have cats, wine, a career, feminist leanings AND a husband. How oh how could it be??!?!1?

      Oh right. My idea of a “marriageable” man is one who LIKES smart, strong women. You know…the types that tend to attract all the good “p*ssy cats” away from losers like these guys

  • DrBigHead

    Wow, just wow.

    I’m sorry, but even though there circumstances are self-inflicted, I find this very sad.

    • SisterArtemis

      You have a bigger heart than most of us here

  • Internet Hitler

    These guys have no sense of history or they’d be aware of the real danger. Never forget 1992!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c74e28c271672c59e202f7bdd35b7beae67c0bbfd6ef842e1e84f9fb791529d4.jpg

    • Posonby Britt

      Parley J. Cooper?

      • honeywest

        Zardoz: Gun good; penis bad!

      • BreakingDeadMen

        I can’t believe it’s not horseshit!

      • Internet Hitler

        What a nightmare! Men needing permission to have sex with someone? What happened to the “implied/unconscious yes”?

    • BreakingDeadMen

      According to World Cat, this is still at a number of libraries, mostly academic. May have to ILL it.

    • theCryptofishist

      Ah, yes, I remember that. The Bowling Green Massacre was part of that action.

    • Serai 1

      OMG MUST HAVE *runs to eBay*

      http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Serai/Comment%20pics/gifs/colbert/colbert%20give%20it%20to%20me%20now.gif

      DAMN. Only one copy around, on Amazon, for $100. Must be rare!

  • timpundit

    Bigotry, stupidity, self-pity and arrogance all mixed together bakes the most hilarious cake ever!

  • Courser_Resistance

    “Shun them with no explanation”

    Yup, it’s been working for me for years! … oh, wait, you mean men should shun women? Okay, even better!

    • Serai 1

      I can say with great confidence that I have not noticed said shunning, and probably never will. If anything, it’s made MY life much easier.

      • Carole

        It’s difficult for them to effectively shun us, when they never leave their parents’ basements.

        • Serai 1

          HEY YOU WIMMINS OUT THERE WE JUST WANNA TELL U YUR BEING SHUNNED!!!

          Women passing by: Did you hear something?

  • Carole

    They’re just jealous, because they can’t get a decent cat to come live with them.

    • Yr. Gma

      Cats know.

  • TJ Barke

    These fucks don’t want to be with women, they want to have ambulatory sex toys.

  • Me not sure
    • SeeTrain65

      Makes the Beverly Hillbillies look like the Rothschilds.

      • Me not sure

        So do the Trumps.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    “…and [destroyed] yourselves”

    Whoa whoa whoa.

    This part is where I kinda have to stop a motherfucker like this and ask, “what the fuck are you even saying?! Destroyed? What do you even mean?”

    Except for the part about asking really involves kinda giving a shit about the answer, and so instead I kinda have to ask “why the fuck aren’t you shutting the fuck up more,” and then “No I think I can still hear you, shut more the fuck up.”

    • Serai 1

      Keep in mind that these days, “destroyed” is a synonym for “slightly embarrassed or annoyed”.

  • SpudRaider

    You all know these dudes are just big mamma boys Theier mamma’s spoiled them, telling them they are the most “specialist boy in all the world,” and then fetched them milk and cookies every time a mean girl picked on them. Their mamma’s then told them it was the girls who are stupid for not seeing how they are the most specialist. Then they go and whine to their mamma boy friends who tell them their mommy tells them the same thing. All they want is to marry their mommy. Why can’t the women in the world all be like their mommy?

    • Carole

      My teenager has a guy like that in her self-defense class, who constantly picks apart every single thing she does. I’ve had to explain to her three times now that his mamma didn’t teach him any manners, but instead taught him that he was the bestest lil’ fella in the universe. After the last class, I had to talk her down from her diabolical plan to jab him in the jugular.

      • SpudRaider

        I would have let her punch him. Better he learn the lesson know. Maybe he’ll change

        • Serai 1

          You know, they could end up great friends if she did that. It happened to me. There was a girl in my sixth grade class, bigger than me and from a gang family. She used to get on my case like crazy, and then one day, I – a bookish kid who was painfully averse to conflict – snapped and we had a knock-down drag-out fight in the schoolyard. After that, we were pals until graduation.

          • BreakingDeadMen

            Kid fights are like that.

          • Serai 1

            Exactly. That’s my point – you can’t expect kids to parse things the way adults do. And they often manage to get through these kinds of things better than adults would predict.

          • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

            I don’t know as I approve of physical violence as a method of socialization.

          • Serai 1

            Oh, FFS. What are you going to do about it? Follow the kid around all day? Kids work things out the way they work things out, and adults can’t be there to interfere every minute.

        • Jamoche

          As a former karate teacher, I approve of this message.

      • Serai 1

        Explain to her that he’s actually got a crazy crush on her, and just hasn’t grown up enough to stop sticking her pigtail in the inkwell. At the very least, it’ll make his bullshit funny instead of rage-making

        • Shanzgood

          Wot?!

          • Serai 1

            Yeah, boys do that. Teasing to take the place of facing what they’re feeling. Pretty common, actually.

          • Shanzgood

            I KNOW they do that. I was just a bit surprised at the advice. I would say to make sure she knows that type of thing is bullshit and can lead to other types of negging behavior or even abuse.

          • LadyLaz

            Its really bad, and I refuse to stand for that. Boys need to learn that they don’t get to tease people or harass them for attention.

          • Serai 1

            Well, then you’d better start teaching the girls that, too, because boys are hardly the only ones behaving that way.

      • handyhippie65

        diabolical? was she going to poke him with an inverted cross?

      • TheBoatDude

        But not her diabetical plan to force feed him cookies until his blood sugar could be measured in light years…

    • disqus_rtodtp4unH

      Sadly, I have noticed this, mothers who have an inferior male instead of trying to get the little slacker to improve himself, will pump their ego up even more with false praise.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    These MGTOW guys are pathetic.

    They got dumped. Mostly for good reasons, I’m guessing, such as no sense of humor:

    “She didn’t get the joke about my beating her black and blue and bringing home crack whores for us to share?”

    But sometimes maybe not.

    I got dumped because my then-girlfriend figured out, after years of cheating her way out of corners, she could get big money to marry a guy who needed a green card. And she did.

    It was a bitter, demoralizing experience but not enough to sign on to something as vile as this MGTOW crap.

    Man up, you guys, assuming you know how to.

    Note: Whining is not the same as manning up.

    • Bitter Scribe

      Gee, if the guy had that much money, it’s too bad he couldn’t wait until today, when you can buy citizenship, not just green cards.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        He didn’t have Rupert Murdoch money. But enough.

    • LadyLaz

      Women, being people, are occasionally assholes. As men, (*ahum Trump*) are also assholes.

      Obviously, you were treated like dog-squeeze, for which I am sorry, but you were intelligent enough to realize you were dating an individual, who being human, ended up a bad one. Thus, you did not analogize your experience to all of womanhood.

      The problem with these guys is that they apparently don’t see their girlfriends, etc., as individuals (or perhaps even people) and, therefore, equate those girlfriends’ actions to the entire female half of the species. This is the flaw.

      One is dehumanizing, one is not. You, obviously, are not.

  • Major_Major_Major

    Their is many a gallon of lotion and boxes of kleenex sacrificed on the altar of their MGTOWing.

  • wandajayne

    They seem so upset. I would recommend a juice box and a nap and then, if they’re good, they can have 30 minutes with one of their little game box thingies…

    • honeywest

      HAHAH! That says it all.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Joystick?

  • Bezoar

    Reading this makes me really concerned for Robyn Pennacchia’s welfare. She’s got to find a job that doesn’t require her to read this awful stuff. I’m worried it’s eroding her soul.

    • Jukesgrrl

      I would over-eat compulsively if I had to do that.

  • Bezoar

    And, isn’t ‘Men Going Their Own Way’ another description for ‘Gay’?

    • honeywest

      Nah. I think these are loser straight men. It’s the chix fault they can’t seem to attract women! Gay men aren’t that stupid. Even closeted ones.

      • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

        Except if you ever idly read askreddit, there will often be a question such as “straight men, what’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done” and incredible numbers of them create burner accounts to say they’ve given and received blow jobs from their male buddies but “no homo!!!”

        • Shanzgood

          I have heard this personally as well.

        • Serai 1

          It’s like how in Latin culture, you’re not gay if YOU’RE the one doing the fucking. AHAHAHA, that always cracks me up.

          • Jukesgrrl

            I had a gay friend who liked to give blow jobs tell me, “I hit on every cute Latino I see. Married, athletes, military men, show business guys, it doesn’t matter. They NEVER say no.”

          • TheBoatDude

            Aye?

        • TheBoatDude

          Because, as we all know, that takes the curse off…

    • WotsAllThisThen

      If they were gay they’d be complaining about how bad men are.

  • Pickles

    i’m sure they will have a completely different attitude towards women once they hit puberty. i know i did!

    • “M”

      *chokes on tea*

      You have to warn a lady next time before you spring your hilarity on us, LOL.

  • Carole

    Sigh. Part of me wishes that occult, cat-loving women did mistreat this type of man. Then maybe my mother-in-law would dump her Neanderthal of a husband.

  • Bitter Scribe

    As far as I can tell, “the dating game is rigged for women” = “women get to choose whom they want to date.”

    I’ve said this before, but…if you want to go your own way, then just go your own fucking way, and stop being such whiny little bitches about it.

    • Serai 1

      Yeah, when I leave a place, I leave it. I don’t keep going back and sticking my head in the door to shout I’M LEAVING FUCK YOU ASSHOLES over and over.

    • SeeTrain65

      Thing is, men get to choose, too. Some just think they can have whomever they want any time they want.

  • The Librarian

    This stuff just cracks me up. I don’t know any women, young or oldz, that would give a flying fuck about these guys and their “mission”. We’re too busy with our own lives to worry about whatever they’re lacking.

    • Serai 1

      THAT is precisely why they’re so mad.

      • The Librarian

        Excellent!

    • disqus_rtodtp4unH

      As long as these whiners are Darwined out of the gene pool, I’d call it a win-win.

  • honeywest

    They apparently eschewed women before they finished remedial English class. Can any of these whiny boys write?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3395fce3ee06a8347cee8e722d0dcd9f0633ffafbd01d672dc57387f5f1236c2.jpg

    • TheBoatDude

      What the hell ismthat dentist doing?!

  • m3bosha

    If they want to shun us why don’t they hurry up and do it already? Maybe they should tune into that Amish show for pointers. Now those peeps know how to shun.

    • LadyLaz

      This.

  • LadyLaz

    This is where I become very confused with the logic.

    They are agreeing to live life without women folk. Why do they suppose we are incapable of living life without men folk?

    I did enjoy one series of posts on an article concerning new alternative reality programs for sex and porn. Lets say…. mmm… equipment that you hook to your computer to mimic various body parts.

    And of course, all these guys came out to tell women folk how this would be the end of them, they’d be replaced by a computer run fleshlight.

    And I thought, well jees, if that is all you ever saw your wife, girlfriend, or female s.o. as – a walking, talking, fleshlight, no wonder you are alone.

    • Gregory Brown

      My dear, they act as though their little coterie of immature pissants represents all men, when in fact there are plenty of actual men left who love and respect women as equals. Their departure just removes the noise from the signal, so to speak.

    • badfae

      Right? If they think that’s all there is to sex, I can see why they aren’t having any. They sound boring in bed.

  • Jacob Prescott

    My favorite is Pablo Escoba. “They have no ability to introspect, let alone take accountability for their actions.” The projection is strong with this one.

    • hvdv

      No ability to *self* introspect, even.

      • Gregory Brown

        That’s right they can’t “self” introspect. They can’t even “self” outrospect!

        • TheBoatDude

          Extrospect?

        • hvdv

          Oh! And here I was thinking about how women were maybe able to *other* introspect, just not self introspect. I guess you showed me!

      • Jacob Prescott

        I merely removed the redundancy

        • hvdv

          But the redundancy made the whole thing! You know, self introspection as opposed too, um, other introspection, I guess.

    • theCryptofishist

      Oh, this one burns. If there’s anything you can say about me, it’s that I introspect way too much. I probably could have “introspected” enough for some dozens of MGTOWs. Please, don’t tell depressed introverts that they cannot “introspect”. Gales of laughter, there.

  • Panika MCD

    I’m curious as to a) their thoughts on Edmund Burke and b) where they got the idea that zombies read, get offended and shame. I’m not a huge zombie genre buff, but from my recollection they only have one though and that is “BRAAAIIIINZZ!” is there an MGTOW version where zombies only want the penises of NiceGuys™?

    • BreakingDeadMen

      I have not checked, but I’d be shocked if there isn’t a porn called “Fuck the Walking Dead.”

      • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

        Or simply “The Fucking Dead”.

        • BreakingDeadMen

          Mmm…Penizzzezzz

        • theCryptofishist

          Why not both?

      • Panika MCD

        I believe you are referring to “The Fucking Dead”. also too “Night of the Fucking Dead”, “Night of the Fucking Dead II” and “28 Fucks Later”.

        • BreakingDeadMen

          Lol 28 fucks later

        • WotsAllThisThen

          You can skip World Orgy Z, it isn’t as good as the trailer makes it look.

    • Serai 1

      Those are not zombies. Those are Living Dead. There’s a BIG difference.

  • Jennaratrix

    (hey they are women you should have known that was going to happen ffs).

    Yeah, you stupid twunts, you know that all that ever happens is that people use you. FFS.

    We have took our power and sovereignty back we gave to you as part of the relationship dynamic and are now using it for our own individual betterment.

    Pics or it didn’t happen, as to the individual betterment. And also too, have took? HAVE TOOK? Come on, man. Surely you’re smarter than this.

    MGTOW is a logical male response to a stacked deck at a card game, they just get up and leave the table.

    Oh, wait. Wait, no you’re not.

    • theCryptofishist

      “Have took” is obviously the result of too much Tolkein reading. Poor MGTOW.

      • handyhippie65

        hey now, don’t bring tolkien into this. i’ve read all his books, and still think women are equals, not subordinates. there are no weak females in middle earth. lady galadrial had the ring of power, not lord celeborn.

        • Gregory Brown

          Fuck, Eowyn slew the Nazgul, for Crom’s sake.

          • Serai 1

            And proclaimed OUR TRUE SLOGAN

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f3e9465548883e6856e02e396dbd027d9056138778e7241d78a7d2a14a578e48.gif

            GodDAMN I love that moment. It’s the wild JOY she put into that line, made it a battle cry. The whole theater cheered.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            She is my favorite in book and film. :)

          • Serai 1

            One of the things I love so much about those films is how they’re a beautiful example of the power of embodying a character. Someone like Eowyn or Aragorn or Sam is there on the page, and you have your idea of what they are based on what’s on the page. But when a good actor takes that character and puts it on like a glove, you see all kinds of things you never saw on the page, because that actor brings a lifetime of being to the performance. I was afraid these performances would overshadow my lifetime’s worth of reading these characters, but they’ve only enhanced them, and brought new colors into every one.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Very well said. :) For me, especially the actress that played Eowyn was a perfect choice. She had the right look, the right posture, and was magnificent, but had I been asked to cast her, I would not have thought this woman would be so good at the role.

          • Gregory Brown

            She’s majorly badass.

          • badfae

            That was one of the best moments in the whole movie.

          • Serai 1

            It’s one of the best moment in the books as well. Along with that moment when the army of Rohan appears on the battlefield – that was so beautifully written, so masterfully timed, that when I first read it, I burst into tears. It still makes me emotional, and the film rendered that moment to near perfection.

            Have you read the books, or only seen the films?

          • badfae

            So far I’ve only seen the films, but I keep meaning to read the books someday.

          • Serai 1

            I hope you enjoy them when/if you do. I first read them in ’75, and read The Silmarillion when it came out in ’77. They really imprinted my personality, those books.

          • badfae

            Thank you! I expect I probably will. I hear Tolkien was very descriptive and detail-oriented, which I enjoy (I think it makes for a more immersive read).

          • Serai 1

            If you ever get around to The Silmarillion, it helps a LOT if you understand that it’s not really a novel. I tell people they should read it as if they were reading religious scripture, because that’s more or less what it is – the Bible of Middle Earth. Starts at the creation of the universe and goes on from there through the making of the Earth (called Arda), the coming of plants and animals, etc. If you’re into mythology, you’ll enjoy it, asTolkien created a very lovely mythology to go with those languages!

          • badfae

            Oh, excellent. Thank you for the tip!

        • Serai 1

          Oh, my dear. I take it you’ve never come across any of those wingnut Tolkien fen, who are convinced the Professor was in line with their sad little domination fantasies?

          • handyhippie65

            thankfully, no. the trillogy was an allegory of WW1. not some crazy scheme to keep females enslaved to dumbass men who couldn’t get a partner who had another option.

          • Serai 1

            Oh, wow, no. The trilogy was not in any way an allegory of WWI. A lot of people want to think that, but Tolkien himself shot that theory down with adamant force. He goes into it at length in several of his letters, as the fact annoyed him no end. I cordially dislike allegory in all its forms, and have ever since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence, is his most famous quote on the matter. He makes a distinction between allegory and applicability, saying that the first comes from the domination of the author, and the second from the freedom of the reader.

          • handyhippie65

            i will admit, i read that in a review of his work years ago. i always thought it was a very detailed work of exceptional imagination, and commitment to a theme. i know of no other author who put more thought into the languages of their work.

          • Serai 1

            That’s because the work started with the languages – the stories were just a support for the languages he was inventing, and at first he didn’t think anyone would ever be interested in them. Then he wrote The Hobbit for his son, and it got interest from a publisher, who then wanted a sequel, and Tolkien starting writing another nice little hobbit story and ended up involving all that stuff he’d been scribbling for himself since 1917. That’s why the world of LOTR is so rich and dense – because it began with the words they were saying, and an entire world grew up around those words. It’s absolutely the most extraordinary origin of a novel I’ve ever encountered. (Philology was almost dead as a discipline until the popularity of the movies brought it back in the early 00’s.)

      • Emaily

        Peregrin’s little brother.

    • Grokenstein

      Silence ignorant winch, men are clearly more better at Englishing by dint of there pecker.

      • Serai 1

        Those are very interesting word usements they structure!!!

        • WotsAllThisThen

          I get that. L.A. Story!

      • Jennaratrix

        Clearly.

    • Serai 1

      I love how they bloviate about “taking back their sovereignty” as if anybody gave a shit where they put it.

    • Gregory Brown

      They would lose to a bag of hammers at tic tac toe.

    • TheBoatDude

      Ah! It should have been “Have tooked.” Got it..

      • badfae

        Has tooken!

  • bangondedrum

    I see the end of humanity, these guys are all going gay and there will be the end of life as we know it🙄

    • handyhippie65

      close, but no cigar. they have no humanity, and life as they know it ended a long time ago. if not for reruns of the beaver, they wouldn’t even know that life ever existed. even gay, they will still be alone in mommies basement, playing with their balls, crying about how there are not enough catchers for them to pitch to.

    • Octavia Bratenpfeffer

      How dare you wish them on us gays! Haven’t we suffered enough?

    • Sekhmet1

      Except no self-respecting gay (or bi/pan for that matter) bloke will want a bar of them either. Not even their own hands are that interested in these sad bastards.

  • FauxAntocles

    I credit my Nordic upbringing with teaching me that women are at least equal to men.

    • Shanzgood

      It probably also helps that you’re actually a decent, mature human being.

      • Gregory Brown

        My own creed is that, as much as I prize immaturity, there are times when one has to suck it up and act like an adult.

  • hvdv

    Delightful. I’d totally get me one of them there dreamboats, but my cats are very bad at sharing :(

  • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

    I don’t think any woman ever “turned gay” because of feminism. MGTOW, on the other hand…

    • Ren Chant

      well, political lesbianism…

    • Gregory Brown

      Are you forgetting about the hordes of armed lesbian farmers who are threatening conservative males?

      • WotsAllThisThen

        And where did you say I could find these farms…?

        • Gregory Brown

          I don’t remember, but it was covered here on Wonkette some time back, along with the accompanying evangelical panic.

  • clairence

    Hey these guys have a point. I mean, look at the terrible things that can happen if manly men even TRY to hang out with the wiminfolk:
    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39966675
    These ladyfolk on the town are totally like “a threat to civilised society”.

    • Jesus fuck what a snowflake.
      Also, cheap assed mother fucker XD I expect he will be on the above subreddit soon enough

  • whitroth

    What they want is for women to fall (literally) at their feet, and beg them to be mistreated.

    Always preferred Hobbes to Calvin. Hobbes got to have Private Tea Parties with Susie….

    • Gregory Brown

      … and SMOOCHES!

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Unfortunately for everyone involved, they never ever go away. Never.

    • gratuitous

      It’s difficult to see how we’ll miss these drama queens if they never go away. Flounce boys, flounce!

      • Serai 1

        Unfortunately, they only get the first part of “flounce”, never the second part.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        MGTOW or MWDOF?

        Men Going Their Own Way or Men Who Dream of Flouncing?

    • lastroth

      You mean sort of like bed bugs, and that mold that grows in the corner of the shower stall- even though you get down on your hands and knees to scrub it with a toothbrush and bleach?

  • Rick Wagner

    You can go your own way
    Go your own way
    You can call it
    Another lonely day
    You can go your own way
    Go your own way
    You can call it
    Another lonely day…

  • Jennifer R

    Dear MGTOW, why stop at half measures? Be the homosexual men you clearly land vocally want to be. Nothing wrong with it at all, AND you can save your vital fluids from vile women. Or whatever beyond fucking stupid thing it is you think with your tiny conservative brains.

    • Serai 1

      Maybe someday they can build themselves a big rocket ship and go someplace where there AIN’T NO WIMMINS!!

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/84d93573dfea12b4b8992c5ab124e333424432cf5cc0f9b9635ff1010a325610.jpg

      • Gregory Brown

        What the hell IS that?

        • Serai 1

          It’s from a book called The Third Millenium, a faux history book from the year 3000. (Yeah, well, it was published in the 80’s.) It’s actually really good, very inventive. That’s from the section on the 24th century.

          • Gregory Brown

            Thanks! I’ll have to check that out.

  • Zyxomma

    Apparently, grammar is not their strong suit. Have took? Not good enough for this female proofreader.

    • disqus_rtodtp4unH

      TY

  • capnkrunch

    “I am using the free time I gained by not being in a relationship to learn how to play the piano. My MGTOW friends and I are going to see a movie tonight. Next weekend we are going backpacking and will talk about sports and applied mathematics. My life as a single man is rich and fulfilling,” said no MGTOW ever.

    • Gregory Brown

      I wish multiple upvotes were possible here. That is beautiful.

  • handyhippie65

    they’re just pissed off that no one, and i repeat NO ONE, cares, or even noticed that they took their ball and went home to play with themselves.

    • Serai 1

      ball balls

      FTFY

  • pianoplayer1

    Crybabies. That is all. Normal heterosexual men enjoy women, not just for sex. Normal men naturally form relationships with women. These whiners do not like women, yet want relationships with them.

    • Gregory Brown

      I agree, except they don’t really want “relationships” with women. They want sex and subservience.
      I love women. Was raised by women. Have dated them, married one, have worked with and for women most of my adult life. Cannot imagine life without them. These cheese-dick candy-ass boy-babies have done everyone a favor by throwing themselves on the floor and tossing a tantrum, so that adults can step carefully around them and not get hit by any of the flying spittle.

      • elliemaybe

        Wonderfully said.

    • Tosca

      What they want is to HURT women. Any relationship with a woman would be an abusive one. Even their loud withdrawal is intended to hurt women; they genuinely seem to see themselves as such prizes that we will come to bitterly regret their loss.

    • laineypc

      Let them have the fembots and may they be happy and less whiney.

  • Ren Chant

    boy, bye.

  • Resistance Fighter MausFeet

    That’s more projection than the side of a barn could handle, that’s for damn sure. WHOO.

    • Gregory Brown

      You took the words right out of my keyboard. Give me my words back, you word thief!

      • Resistance Fighter MausFeet

        Nevaaaaah!

    • HooverVilles

      I say, I say I likes the way you said this!

  • trex67

    MGTOW? I had no idea these poor shmoes had a support group. I am very sad for them, and who are they, again? Alpha male victims of a feminazi society Pathetic loser misogynists?

    Um, never mind.

    • phoenix00

      Somehow, Reddit happened…..

  • Lucas Foxx

    Now that all the competition has left the room. Let me just say: I like wine. I like cats. And I can hold a steady job.

    • Calli Arcale

      They weren’t ever competition. ;-)

  • bopeep

    Apparently “individual betterment” doesn’t include learning to use spelling/grammar check.

  • Pat Washburn

    There are far, far worse things than being single….

    • JDM

      Being Matt Forney, apparently, after watching the above video.

  • Carole

    Video of renowned alpha male Matt Forney being chased by “betas.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNlCCqd0SY4

    • gratuitous

      Watch all the way to the end, so you can appreciate the full measure of Matt Forney’s whiny little bitchdom.

      • Serai 1

        “They don’t like me!” AHAHAHA Holy shit, what a WHINY LITTLE BITCH.

      • Bad Scooter

        i was disappointed he didn’t start singing, “fat guy in a little coat …”

    • TheBoatDude

      Who’s this guy?

      • Carole

        Robyn has written about him before. Let’s see . . . . he’s called for the doxing of Brock Turner’s victim, stated that the self-esteem of “girls” (which I assume includes teenagers) should be crushed, “jokingly” advocated wife-beating, and promoted sex tourism in Asia because he couldn’t get any here because Feminism. I don’t need to tell you I cheered when his lard ass rolled all over the steps.

        • TheBoatDude

          He seems nice.

          • Carole

            I was gonna drive out to Fox Lake and go all Krav Maga on his ass, but I found out he was sex touring in Asia. It wouldn’t have been a fair fight, even though I’m like 20 years older than him and don’t have a Y chromosome.

          • TheBoatDude

            That Krav is some raw shit.

            I don’t tend to worry about fair when it comes to dudes traveling abroad to fuck children, tho… How has he not been arrested, yet?

    • AnnieC

      “Seems like you have weak ankles…”

  • old_redneck

    Well, I scratch my balls, fart in bed, leave the toilet seat up and wear the same PJs for a week. Sweet Thing married me anyway and we’ve been together 51 years.

    • tegrat

      ok I still haven’t mastered the toilet seat thing, but I’m working on it. Bravo, my fellow MGOTOW!!

  • Dolmance

    Every woman I’ve ever lived with for more than three weeks has left me with the one cat in her menagerie she didn’t like, the one that was too stupid to use the goddamn cat box shoved between the stove and the refrigerator.

    I can’t begin to tell you how resentful I feel.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      No need to start a CGTOW because cats always go their own way.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        STop the felandry! The dogocracy must be challenged!

      • phoenix00

        Those always stay the heck away from me! Dogs, otoh……

    • Jukesgrrl

      What does it say about you that you repeatedly get involved with women who have cats? There are plenty of us who don’t like them at all. The Jukesgrrl Law: once is an anomaly, twice is a coincidence, three times and it’s something you’ve asked for.

  • Jukesgrrl

    I was blissfully ignorant of MGTOWs and red pill people until Trump installed Bannon’s fat, alcoholic ass in the White House. I’m usually in favor of educating oneself to the opposition, but I could have done without this.

    • HooverVilles

      Same here. Trump has really stirred up the muck at the bottom.
      (Thanks Trump. /s)
      Gag. Sigh!

  • SeeTrain65

    Dear MagicVinegar:

    Talk to the hand, otherwise known as your next lover. You choose which one.

    • Raan

      Her name is Palmela, thank you.

      • SeeTrain65

        “Does she have a sister for me?

        “Are you kidding? She has five of them!”

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    “You are now seeing the result of feminism on the world. The occultist cause you championed without ever really knowing what exactly your were championing.”

    An argument that we thought ended in 1693. And you were hoping they only wanted to take America back to the 1950’s? Not nearly archaic enough!

  • Kip TW

    So I’m guessing these guys are learning to prosper through “Lowered Expectations” (cue soft music). Do you suppose there’s still a ‘sock’ in the old wallet, just in case? Maybe some night when they’re sitting around the club, something wonderful will happen.

  • junior

    Needs more Lysistrata (fave of the day)

  • tegrat

    “Have fun playing the game.” For some reason I don’t think he is sincere in this wish. I sense resignation, a touch of resentment, perhaps. Or is it, ok just spitballin’ here, how do they say, “sour grapes”? Nah, couldn’t be that. He is a man, after all.

  • phoenix00

    So are all these yahoos looking for Ann Coulter?

    Awesome post Robyn, even though I’m single AF.

    • Carole

      Sucks to be them. No matter how much plastic surgery she has, she can’t stop the ol’ Men from Pausing.

      • phoenix00

        Why a woman looking 30 years older than her actual age and carries nothing but sheer contempt for the rest of society can ever be considered ‘attractive’ or ‘desirable’ just completely escapes me.

        • disqus_rtodtp4unH

          Masochists abound in our society.

          • phoenix00

            Masochists or deliberately ignorant?

          • Natalie

            Who says they can’t be both?

          • Natalie

            I mean you would have to be a masochist of the highest order to even want to look at her, much less, actually listen to Herr Coulter’s rabid fanaticism. I found her favorite portrait. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/be5607ee3383b52a79cd2898f4396136d75cfab09aad2eb7d22a44d171c6ac7d.jpg

          • Natalie

            Please accept my apologies for assaulting your eyes with the pic I posted. I hope you will forgive me someday.

          • phoenix00

            None expected, requested, nor accepted. This is Wonkette! Post away!!

          • Natalie

            Cool, this site is going to keep me sane.

          • phoenix00

            You have no idea. This site’s been keeping me real for the past year+, and why I like it here in the non-comment rabble-rouser section!

          • Natalie

            I was yearning for site with intelligent commentary. FB has been inundated by rude, uncouth louts with the IQ and attention span of dung beetles.

          • phoenix00

            Ugh you don’t say… yet another reason to avoid FB.

            There are good peoples here. Follow the rules, watch for trolls, bring a sense of humor, be a filthy dirty hooman being, and you’ll fit right in, even if comments are not allowed.

          • Natalie

            In other words just be my pervy self? Cool, not every one ‘gets’ my humor. Sounds like they will here.

          • phoenix00

            Perfectly acceptable (and welcomed!) as long as you bring the snark with that perv.

          • Natalie

            I will try to live up to that standard, seems the bar is set high for that here, Something to strive for.

          • phoenix00

            That’s not really how we roll. We accept everybody as they are.

            Not to worry though, you sound like you’ll fit in just fine. Just dive in! Lotsa awesome regulars here.

          • Natalie

            Joking, but there are some clever turns of phrase, and snark seems to be only used to combat evil.

        • Carole

          Ann is several years older than me, but tries to look 30. Life is surprisingly stress-free when your “career” consists of writing books at a 3rd grade level so they can be understood by Rush ditto-heads salivating like Pavlov’s dogs. And never having children.

          • phoenix00

            She sounds like she’s got life figured out!

  • MagicVinegar just needs to find a woman who gets turned on by bad spelling and worse grammar.

    Also, why don’t these guys just hook up with each other? That’ll teach those pesky feminists a thing or two!

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Oh, no, no, no. We gay fellas have standards too, and those standards do not include the likes of these losers.

  • Kityglitr

    And here I thought I was wearing glasses because I have an astigmatism! Apparently they make me a fake geek now.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I admit to being self-conscious about it, and only wear them at home, because I don’t want to get thought of as a “geek” (didn’t know this was a popular thing all of a sudden). Dorothy Parker’s axiom “Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses” comes to mind. Very smart, funny woman. But apparently cynical and somewhat depressed too. She wrote a clever poem about suicide that could have come right out of one of Carrie Fisher’s one-woman plays.

      https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems-and-poets/poems/detail/44835

      • Natalie

        First pair of bifocals here.

  • Raan

    If it’s any consolation to anyone, they’re going to die out eventually.

    • “M”

      Can’t happen too soon

  • sweet freedom

    Yawn…whatever, “MagicVinegar.” Unfortunately for you and all of your man-baby cohorts, women STILL own all of the vaginas. I don’t see that changing any time soon.

  • Bongstar420

    They could opt for one of those women that like to be virtually enslaved. Oh, wait. They tend to be liberal or nonaffiliated politically when they aren’t in an ownership agreement. Wawawaaaaaa

    • Nena

      I thought that the women who like to be virtually (online) enslaved tended to be men who like to catfish.

      • Natalie

        Rotflmao, if I had a dollar for everyone of those, and the guys who say “no really, my wife is Bi.”

  • ddslover

    Bless your heart Robin…no, truly, I could NEVER make it through one obnoxious post let alone read through the comments!! You have opened my eyes to a segment of our population that I never knew existed but now give me many laughs!

    • Keith Taylor

      Well, yes. They are hilarious and pitiful — but, unfortunately, only until they murder someone. Offence, walking past and being pretty.

  • Bud Smith

    If they are such great catch, as they seem to think, show pictures of themselves, and you womin folks can rate them on a scale of 10. But if they are not having anything to do with you wily women, who are the sexing with? Other men, or just Rosie and her five sisters?

  • glennisw

    Bless their little hearts.

  • Nena
  • Lily412

    I genuinely feel sorry for these guys, and I wish I could help them recover from whatever caused them to think and feel this way.

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