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The announcement only moments ago that the Trump Justice Department would appoint a special prosecutor to look into the question of Russian collusion in the last election is a MASTERSTROKE. Once and for all we can clear the air on the question of whether the Russians interceded in the last election to help Donald Trump. More importantly it proves that Donald Trump has no fear of such an investigation, and his firing of James Comey had nothing to do with heading off an investigation into this very subject.

I for one am looking forward to clearing the air on this politically motivated charge of Russian collusion, which is without fact or evidence. — Roger Stone, genius.

Of course! Why is the lamestream media conspiring to keep this from us! The Trump administration is so wise to give Robert Mueller subpoena power to root through every detail of their connections and finances. And choosing James Comey’s close friend and colleague is GENIUS!

Quick, someone tell Poppy Trump that the whole thing was his brilliant idea before he has another MASTERSTROKE on Twitter!

And poor Kellyanne seems to be out of the loop as well! Tucker Carlson was downright salty about getting stood up at the last minute when the news broke last night at 6 p.m.

“Kellyanne Conway was going to be sitting in that seat,” Carlson said. “We had booked her at their request. We don’t often have people from the administration on, but they said ‘we want to send over Kellyanne Conway’ — great.”

“Then, not long before air,” Carlson continued, “they canceled it, for reasons that were not exactly clear.”

And Roger may want to let The Infowars Braintrust know he’s got the inside track on Trumpland, since they’re going with the Deep State Coup angle on this one.

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein did the deep state’s bidding on Wednesday by appointing a special prosecutor to derail Donald Trump’s presidency.

Without even so much as contacting the White House, Rosenstein appointed former FBI Director Robert Mueller as special counsel to investigate phony “Russian influence” in the 2016 presidential election.

OR….

We are just spitballing here, but maybe Stone, the guy Trump referred to as “a stone-cold loser” who “always tries taking credit for things he never did,” doesn’t really have the All-Access VIP Pass.

Maybe Politico was right that the whole gang had to hold Poppy’s hand last night and splain everything real calm-like so he wouldn’t lose his shit. Then they dropped the teeniest little Ambien in his cocoa, to take the edge off. PROBABLY. Shhhhhh, Poppy! It’s just like those yummy ‘ludes from back at Studio 54. Which bought them a few hours of Grown Up Time to get their stories straight before the Diaper Genie found his phone and turned on Fox this morning.

Speaking of controlled substances, maybe Roger “Dirty Trickster” Stone should lay off that Z Shield shit that his boss Alex Jones is hawking at the end of the video.

 

We are not doctors, but this stuff probably makes you grow hair out of your eyeballs.

Working with the Infowars Life team, Dr. Group began a journey to create the most powerful herbal chemical and toxic metal cleanse product available. It started by studying the works of the famous 16th century healer, scientist, and alchemist, Paracelsus.

Paracelsus composed the word Spagyria (Spagyry), which means to extract (spao) and combine (ageiro). The word was used to describe the process and power of transmuting a preparation of herbs into an elixir of health and longevity.

Roger, you are a renowned conspiracy theorist and ratfucker with a Nixon tattoo! Put down the junk and get back to your important work laundering bullshit from RT for Fox News. The President is depending on you! Even if sometimes he pretends not to know who you are.

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  • Belasaurius

    it’s getting harder to keep track of all these criminals and douchebags

  • Joe Beese
    • jodyleek

      What the hell do you do with this shit? Spray it a people you don’t like? And yes, a formula based on the works of a 16th century alchemist? What next, blood letting and trepaning? God I hate people who make a fortune selling bullshit quack cures. Reprehensible.

      • Joe Beese

        Given the target audience, I’m hoping rectal suppository.

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        Well, leeches are making a comeback, so…

      • An Outhouse for the Resistance

        Its a mixture of chromium and radium. It makes you glow in the dark. A healthy glow.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Yummy Snake Oil!

  • The Wanderer

    The overwhelming insignificance of this man and anything he has to say leaves me speechless.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Well, he’s good for filling the gaps in Wonkette’s day, between appointments of special prosecutors, reports of grand jury selection, indictments, convictions….

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    More importantly it proves that Donald Trump has no fear of such an investigation, and his firing of James Comey had nothing to do with heading off an investigation into this very subject.

    Um…the only thing it proves is that Rod Rosenstein decided that he didn’t want to flush his good reputation down the toilet (more so) by covering up for Donald. But thanks for playing, Roger!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d9297ced9904f133386b2d0c998e157ad5f58c41d6b29325a66ef35f6d00939e.jpg

    • TJ Barke

      If he had no fear of investigation he wouldn’t have asked Comey to stop investigating…

  • chimichanga

    Remember when these nutjobs were limited to late Sunday night radio along with the UFO crowd?

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      Cable access libel.

    • laughingnome

      I remember that. I listened deep into the night about the coming ice age.

      • chimichanga

        Much more into ETs.

  • God Emperor Emeritus

    Is Stone the acid jacuzzi guy? It’s really hard to keep all this bonkers shit straight.

    • Vincent Ricola

      Nope. That was Steve Bannon. Different guys, same InfoWars meth supplements.

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        I thought Bannon was the fraudulent tax residence in Florida. I guess that doesn’t rule out corrosive hot tubs though.

        • Vincent Ricola

          I think the acid hot tub was found in the fraudulent tax residence in Florida.

        • Joe T.

          Same house

          • Lascauxcaveman

            “Oh, if these walls could talk…”

          • Joe T.

            Oh to have a feed from the Russian cameras …

  • Vincent Ricola

    “Dr. Group began a journey to create the most powerful herbal chemical and toxic metal cleanse product available. It started by studying the works of the famous 16th century healer, scientist, and alchemist, Paracelsus.”

    JFC. “Dr. Group.” Lay off the teamocil, fellas, it’s making you go insane.

  • Joe T.

    Stone and Pence look like siblings to me. Of course it may just be ’cause so many white people look alike to me.

    • Belasaurius

      it’s true. We’re all a disgusting pinkish white color

    • Sophia

      I was looking at a picture earlier trying to decide which one it was.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/713868f09cd6fbf0c00253640b60959177b057363d51905dc63a3c2494a9e946.jpg

  • Marceline

    “Then they dropped the teeniest little Ambien in his cocoa…”

    The idea of Trump in an Ambien blackout explains a lot.

  • memzilla Ω

    O/T on Flynn’s refusal of Senate Intel Committee subpoena of documents:

    2 U.S. Code § 192 provides, in part:

    Every person who having been summoned as a witness by the
    authority of either House of Congress to give testimony or to produce
    papers upon any matter under inquiry before … any committee of either
    House of Congress, willfully makes default … shall be deemed guilty of a
    misdemeanor, punishable by a fine of not more than $1,000 nor less than
    $100 and imprisonment in a common jail for not less than one month nor
    more than twelve months.

    • BadKitty904

      IOKIYAR…

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Lock him up!

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      Can’t dampnut just pardon him?

      • Skeptical_thinker

        Yes, but what would another shitstorm do to improve things?

  • Scooby

    Somehow I sense they are both lying.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Smart money says you’re right.

  • Nounverb911
  • ltmcdies

    OT…it appears Trump’s decided this is the time to start up with NAFTA..

    https://twitter.com/omarsachedina/status/865230381745885184

  • Chadwells

    Stone is a parasite just like the rest of these idiot fucks.

    Christ….reminds me of growing up on the farm when every time you turn on the barn lights you see rats scatter.

    • BadKitty904

      An apt analogy.

    • Atheist

      Or, for those living in apartments, like turning on the kitchen light and seeing the roaches scatter…

      • Red Bird Ω

        Or, for those who went to dance clubs in the 1990’s like when the club closes at 2 a.m. and seeing the sorority girls scatter.

  • laughingnome

    We’re gonna need a bigger tumbril.

  • chazmanr

    We don’t often have people from the administration on, but they said ‘we want to send over Kellyanne Conway’ — great.”

    I am not sure Tucker’s definition of “often” correlates with Webster’s.

  • Crystalclear12

    Enjoying the Republican melt down.
    We got let’s pretend everything is OK.
    This is bad but we will muddle thru.
    And
    We are all DOOMED.

  • BadKitty904

    Who?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Pinhead sez what now?

  • Chadwells

    OT…more trash human news: Jesus fucking christ….seriously?!?!

    “Toby Keith Is Joining Trump In Saudi Arabia For A Men-Only Concert”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/toby-keith-donald-trump-saudi-arabia_us_591db4cfe4b034684b0a23ff?ir=Politics&utm_hp_ref=politics

  • goonemeritus

    Does Z shield protect against bullshit bombardment?

    • Brad H

      If Alex Jones is selling ’em, they probably do the opposite.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Isn’t Stone of the ones named in the investigation?

    • FauxAntocles

      That’s what I thought…

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        I thought he might be hip deep in this whole thing- like a go between for the Trump campaign and Wikileaks/Russia. But maybe he’s just an attention whore who can’t pass up the chance for some trolling.
        You’d think that he’d know that getting legal representation when you have to testify in front of Congress is really, really expensive.

  • It started by studying the works of the famous 16th century healer, scientist, and alchemist, Paracelsus.

    Perhaps one should save their money and look for the Philosopher’s stone instead.

    • beatbort

      I recommend a used Pet Rock on eBay.

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      I decided to play “fun with wordz” with Paracelsus. Celsus is apparently a 2nd century Greek anti-Christian philosopher. So obviously, ipso-facto, also too, a Para-Celsus loves him some Satan.

      Wheels within wheels man. The call is coming from inside the house.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Sorcerer’s Stone! We Americans don’t grok Philosopher’s.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Alchemy is underrated.

  • Mpeg

    Working with the Infowars Life team, Dr. Group began a journey to create the most powerful herbal chemical and toxic metal cleanse product available.

    They misspelled mental. Wait, no they didn’t misspell anything. Why would anyone at InfoWars want their angry horde of followers mentally cleansed, purged, rinsed &/or restored to balance and clear thinking?

  • MynameisBlarney

    LOL

    Jonesy is LITERALLY selling snake-oil.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

    • Stulexington

      Gotta make alimony payments some how.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      And he’s got enough rubes lined up to make a tidy pile from it, too.

    • snark-lurker

      “Every bottle contains 1 mico-litter of genuine Jonespee.”

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    And on this note, I’m off to spend the rest of the day doing non-commenting things because honestly, I’m not sure how many more shoes I can bear dropping. The racket is drowning out the background music. Y’all have a fine day! {kisses}

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Bring us back some cookies, okay?

      • snark-lurker

        i would like my kisses on the lips next time

  • beatbort

    Could this day get any better?! Learning that Kellyanne Con-Am-Way stood up Bow-Tie Man is just more icing on the cake.
    Now, if only Roger Stone would suddenly be raptured off the planet, it would be the best day ever.

  • Joe Beese
    • Crank Tango

      I’d hate to see the warning label on that shit…

      • Stulexington

        Warning: makes Alex Jones make sense.

        • Joe Beese

          You can’t fully understand the depths of the conspiracy to destroy America without the cognitive boost you can only get from Brain Force Plus®.

          • God Emperor Emeritus

            For only 3 extra monthly payments of 49.95, we’ll turbocharge your order with an extra bottle of Brain Force Double Plus.

          • Joe Beese

            An investment in your family’s survival.

      • Joe Beese

        “Side effects may include seizures, short-to-medium term blindess, or coma.”

    • GoutMachine

      Literal snake oil. And anyone who takes health advice from that schlub deserves what they get

    • Brad H

      One pill makes you larger
      And one pill makes you small,
      And the ones that Alex sells you
      Don’t do anything at all….

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Roger misses you, Roger.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • exinkwretch

    InfoWarts — America’s most trusted news source.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Honestly, the Nixon tattoo is the best thing about him.

  • How many facelifts do you think Stone has had? His skin looks like a beige vinyl car seat.

  • Crystalclear12
    • eyelashviper

      People forget, though Nixon was pardoned and not prosecuted, approximately 40 underlings were, and served time.

  • jesuswasablack

    Fuck that Z-shield I’ve been using survival shield to protect me from Jade Helm, chem-trails, fluoride poisoning from the gubmint for years, take it from me this shit works!
    https://media.infowarsstore.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1200x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/x/2/x2_label.jpg

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      Oh good. It’s Kosher. But shouldn’t you be washing it down with rainwater and grain alcohol?

      • jesuswasablack

        Not sure why, everyone knows the Deep State isn’t coming after the Joooos?

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      “Large amounts or long-term use of iodine are POSSIBLY UNSAFE. Adults should avoid prolonged use of doses higher than 1100 mcg per day (the upper tolerable limit, UL) without proper medical supervision.” -WebMD

      Well, taking 60% more Iodine than is medically safe never hurt anyone, right? Their thyroid just shut itself down is all.

      • jesuswasablack

        Says who science? Look at the label man its the number #1 product recommended by Alex Jones! That iodine limit is just more Deep State propaganda!
        https://static.infowars.com/politicalsidebarimage/deep-state-trump_large.jpg?w=1400

        • Elendira

          I think that Dr. Alec Holland needs to talk to his lawyer and think about some legal action!

        • Antonin Dvorak

          This illustrator seems rational and well-reasoned.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    In the olden days, behavior like this would land you in a loony bin. Now, they give you a radio show.

  • BadKitty904
  • canes_pugnaces

    Here is one of the lesser crimes of Conald Rump: bringing Roger ‘fucking’ Stone into the mainstream.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • BosGrl

      ???

      • MynameisBlarney

        *shrugs*

        No fookin idea.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Did Uncle Frank get out of the attic again? Maybe tell Julia Cotton, she’s supposed to be watching him.

      *edit* If anyone understands me, we’re now best friends for life.

      • Elendira

        Cenobite sympathizer libelz!!

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          The box. You called, we came.

      • MizzMazz

        Then she needed skin in the sequel.

    • SLIM GOODBODY NOOOOOOOOOOES!

      • Red Bird Ω

        You. Are. Old. (so am I)

    • Boscoe

      So… then the guy goes and buys another one. What was the point again? To double the profits of the meat industry?

      • MynameisBlarney

        It was probably one of those stupid hidden camera prank shows that are scripted like reality shows.

  • baconzgood

    Toxic metal cleanse you say.

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      Totally written by person with english native speaking.

      • baconzgood

        By no means am I suspicious of this product or service.

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          Ot: Good to see ya, baconz.

          • baconzgood

            I’m free now.

          • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

            Yay!

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    Alchemists? Really? No Necromancers were available for comment? What about some half-orcs for, y’know, color? I wonder what charisma level the alchemists had? I ned to roll to find out?

    These guys. sheesh!

  • yyyaz

    OT SHIT: Driver plows into crowd in Times Square, at least one dead, dozens injured. Fuck.

    • BosGrl

      Damn. Was it an accident?

      • yyyaz

        No word yet, driver is in custody.

    • snark-lurker

      radio tuned in to Rush?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Fuck.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea
      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        That just made my heart sink. Damn.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Seriously, they should all STFU.

      • jesterpunk

        How long until they blame immigrants or Muslims before the facts come out again?

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          What makes you think facts will keep them from, blaming the mooslems and the immigrants?

          • jesterpunk

            Just surprised they havent done it already.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Are they going to try to spin this into something it might not really be?

      • MynameisBlarney

        I’d be surprised if they didn’t.

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          I know, my only worry is that it might stick.

  • snark-lurker

    the many peeps who watch Fo% Gnews all day must be seriously brain damaged that is all

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    By the way, two questions:

    1) Is there such a thing as a “witch hunt” of a single person? and

    2) Can a special prosecutor subpoena his tax returns? Surely they can do that, right? Why do you think they call them “special”?

    • BosGrl

      Not sure about #1 but apparently he thinks he is being persecuted because he can do all the things, like a witch.

      • jesterpunk

        Does he float?

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          Does he weigh the same as a duck?

          Is he a great gravy?

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      I thing you’re right visa vis #1. Witches Hunt(s?) has never been a thing said by anyone to my knowledge, so don’t thing witch hunt applies to just one guy at all.

      Also, I am pretty sure that if the hunted is a guy, it’d be warlock hunt? Weird.

      as for #2, who knows? This is actually really uncharted territory right now and we have no idea what will happen.

      • Elvis Causticfellow

        Can regular prosecutors subpoena tax returns? Therein would lie a clue, I think.

  • Hard to believe that My So-Call President is such a creep given the good people he has always surrounded himself with.

    • SweetDeeKat

      Shouldn’t Stone be caught up in this witch hunt at some point? I’m predicting a lot of money laundering charges, and this prick’s face just shouts, “I’m a thief!”

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Mr. Blobfish

      Aww. Sad president is sad.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      He wants to hunker down a la Nixon. Or he’s afraid no one will let him back in if he leaves.

      • Alan

        I was thinking a la Hitler.

      • “M”

        Which… given the fact that that happened to naturalize Emmy winners who’d gone abroad to visit their dads in places like Iran, and citizens who happened to be Puerto Rican were detained without counsel for indefinite periods of time by ICE, strikes me as just fine as well as just desserts, somehow.

        • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

          I’m pretty sure he has a Scottish birth certificate, not an American one.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        He’s fortunate the courts have blocked his new immigration rules.

  • More importantly it proves that Donald Trump has no fear of such an investigation, and his firing of James Comey had nothing to do with heading off an investigation into this very subject.

    Except the White House has been against an independent investigation since day one, and “45” said that he fired Comey over the Russian investigation.

    But it is truthful that James Comey was fired. So he got that right.

    • Alan

      Yeah well, it doesn’t have to actually make sense.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    You wouldn’t need Z-Shield if you stopped eating paint chips.

    • HorseChestnut

      Big Government can’t tell me what to paint my house with! Or eat!

    • jesuswasablack

      Those arn’t paint chips, them is freedom flakes! deep State Gubmint can’t tell me what to eat!
      http://truthfeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Swamp-creatures-01-800×416.jpg

      • Boscoe

        besides, only 99% of “scientists” say eating lead paint is bad for you, the REAL scientists know that lead makes your brain super smrt but the government doesn’t want you to know!!!

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      We used to call those “radiator nachos”.

  • I watched Tucker last night for a laugh. It’s true he whined about being stood up, but he still insisted on sticking to his Pravda approved talking points, and metaphorically fellating My So-Called President. His show is becoming more and more like Kevin Bacon at the end of Animal House, but with a Russian accent.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Hannity was on a tear. I laughed. I cried. I watched it two times.

      • Mumen Rider Justice CRASH!

        Was it better than Cats?

        • Cats isn’t based upon a tissue of lies . . . so no.

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          No, but it was better than Starlight Express.

      • I saw it too. I loved how after going with his all “Hillary is killing people” conspiracy theory on Tuesday, he kept saying “We don’t just make things up to distract people” yesterday.

        Its almost like he doesn’t even listen to the words coming out of his own mouth.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Be fair now, Tucker isn’t into Pravda, now the Ne pravda is what he’s all about.

      • Tucker has made it very clear that he will say whatever will get him paid. That is the alpha and omega of his existence.

    • Alan

      Why I don’t have cable.

  • BosGrl

    OT: Times Square – I think I need a nap. I just found myself being relieved that the driver was drunk and not a terrorist.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    So, Pence can’t be alone with another woman but he has no problem selling out the country.

    • Rumor has it there’s an UNBELIEVABLE SHOCKING SEXXXYTIME Pence scandal brewing – seems he was spotted speaking directly to his Handmaid and smiling.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        I saw Pence with Goody Proctor and they shared a cola.

        • Boscoe

          And some people are saying she was wearing a dress that was only ankle length!

          • Ms.Moon

            You could see the hair from under her bonnet as well.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      More complete sexual-hypocrisy joke if you make that “no problem fucking the country.”

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      I wouldn’t trust Pence alone with a woman. Clearly he’s a closet rapist.

    • QHarp, Mujer malévola

      What? Lady Liberty isn’t his wife, so he asked some Russians to chaperone. Why do you hate religious freedom?

  • Rick Hill

    So, the minute trump begins to fail, the pile on begins and it’s going to be youge

  • montymarket

    Okay okay, Russia Today (RT) is of course funded by the Kremlin…but how is it that their broadcasts have a lineup of lefties that can’t find traction on the US lamestream media? Tom Hartman, Ed Schulz, etc. Have these people been kompromatted, too? What’s with that.

    • JohnBull

      If it made sense, it wouldn’t be Russia.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      Ed Schulz, I’m sure it’s money. Hartman seems more principled, but I’ve heard him say things nutty enough that I wouldn’t be surprised to find him on the Russia-isn’t-as-bad-as-the-United-States team.

      • Wild Cat

        Hartman, a total squish, has delved into conspiracy theory, especially with JFK. (He’s also a Bernie Boy going back eons.) Schulz is a whore.

        The person to investigate is Amy Goodman of Democracy Now. Who is funding her trips?—DN is a nickel-and-dime operation. Why are Assange, Greenwald, Jill Stein, and other assorted asswipes ever-present on her broadcast?

        • Elvis Causticfellow

          Back when he was on Air America, I heard Hartman propound the theory that the government killed Abbie Hoffman, which seemed really far-fetched given how many more potent gadflies the government let run around free.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Questions that need to be asked by real journalists. I used to respect Amy Goodman, but more and more she looks like the designated mainstream liberal foil like they have on FOX news, but right of the “radical” left (loons) audience.

          • Wild Cat

            I know her (vaguely) from 120 Wall St. and see her often near where I work.
            I was once a True Believer. It faded, and I flipped her off for good during the debates.
            I’ve no idea what her motives are. I can’t believe she’s making enough money in donations to travel endlessly. I know just WBAI alone defaulted on $2.7M they owed her back in 2015 or so and she didn’t miss a step. Her editorial decisions are sketchy, and as much as I am a democratic socialist, I realize you can’t destroy the Democratic party because the US will never have a socialist party.
            She seems hellbent on destroying the Dems—and hence unions, abortion, gun control, fairer wages, fairer healthcare distribution, etc.
            Something’s fishy.

          • keenanjay

            Thanks for fleshing those thoughts out. I’ve been uncomfortable with her the last few times I stopped by her show. I felt some sympathy for some of her issues, but some when way too far into conspiratorial fantasy.

        • eyelashviper

          The photo of Flynn at dinner with Putin also shows Jill Stein at the same table. Given the Russia penchant for undermining other countries, it makes sense that they would fund any group who has a beef (or a conspiracy) against the government.

          • Wild Cat

            Yet, what can explain . . . Larry King!!!!???? (Oh, senility. Nevermind.)

      • MizzMazz

        I used to love Thom Hartmann. Ed Schultz, not so much. We had a nice lefty radio station here that played their shows, and it breaks my heart that they have gone south like that. If I hear something bad about Randy Rhodes, it will be the death of me.

    • eyelashviper

      The far far left have been Putin fans for awhile now, and see the Deep State as the same boogey man who lived under their beds when they were tots. They actually support tRump in his attempts to “normalize” relations with poor picked on Russia. They have gone so far left that they finally end up with
      Alex Jones.

      • C4TWOMAN

        One can’t underestimate the effect of pre-Internet alt-right conspiracy propaganda, before we even understood it as a thing.
        the Kennedy Assassination conspiracy’s, etc all push a narrative the Gubmint is not to be trusted, piggybacking on real life events where the government wasn’t to be trusted.

        Any one raised in this miasma acquire some woo by osmosis, and any real facts just confirm: the government can never be trusted.
        I think that explains the participation of the lefties. That and political naivety.
        As long as RT avoids blatant Alt-right endorsement, they can continue grifting the participation of lefty icons for a while.

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          Good take! Absolutely agree. The “truth is out there”, after all.

          At least it seemed like it on late night radio shows aired “west of the Rockies.”

  • JohnBull

    Nice suit. Fredo Corleone looked more threatening.

    • mardam422

      Don’t hate him for his fashion sense. Or is that fascist sense? Seriously I just can’t tell.

  • jesterpunk

    Isnt Roger Stone dead? I thought the deep state kept murdering him multiple times a day?

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      He last died in the Bowling green massacre. George Soros killed him with a tomahawk and buried him in a DC landfill.

      • C4TWOMAN

        But he got better.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      Polonium didn’t kill him, it only made him stronger.

      • Boscoe

        Now his Nixon tattoo glows in the dark. (yes, he really has a Nixon tattoo)

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Z Shield. We may have just found what killed Roger Ailes. It would explain why there has been no explanation for his death in the media.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      I’m guessing he had a coronary when Megyn Kelly finally flashed her boobs at him. Revenge!!!!

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        We all knew she had killer tits!

    • eyelashviper

      Security tapes will reveal two shadowy figures leaving the house, Obama and Hillary, dontcha know??

  • Alan

    We, as a country, really need to be more supportive of mental health care access.

  • The good thing about life right now is knowing that “45” wakes up every morning, and that his first thought is “they all hate me and think I’m a failure.”

    The bad thing is knowing he has the nuclear codes.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      He has the codes. Not sure they’re the real thing though.

      • Elvis Causticfellow

        Maybe they put the codes in code so he wouldn’t know what they really are.

        • Kooolest G

          I’m betting he made them change the code to TRUMP

          • Ferroequinologist Ron

            Which he still misspells three times out of five.

          • And put in all caps with quotes around it.

          • Boscoe

            or PASSWORD.

          • I’m hoping the military has changed the verification code to “Littlehands” so he won’ t use it.

        • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

          That would be hilarious.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        I can only rest at night, secure in the theory that the only codes he has are for Mike Tyson’s Punchout. Up, down, up, down, b, a, b,a, start.

    • Alan

      They’re toy codes.

    • TundraGrifter

      He probably doesn’t remember where he put The Biscuit.

    • Jim Johnson

      Perhaps crafty military agents from the deep state have given him fake nuclear codes.

  • OddMan

    I was looking up what is in that ‘Z Shield’ elixer and I found
    Z-Shield® Paint Protection Film
    Z-Shield™ Closed Cell Foam Mattress
    Z-shield radiation shielding tape

    But not much about the elixer.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      I see that and raise you one “Znation” and say, yeah, that explains everything. Z Shield starts the impending Zombie apocalypse. You heard it here first.

    • TundraGrifter

      My favorite is from years ago. A friend had a bottle of “Liquid Smoke” and asked me if I’d ever read the ingredients. I said I hadn’t and he said they are simple – water and liquid smoke.

      QED!

    • Cheesus Crust _ Rebel

      It’s mostly lead… so, drink up Roger, Alex and friends!

    • Boscoe

      For some reason I suspect that if you are in a situation where you’d need tape that deflects radiation, it’s probably too late…

  • Red Bird Ω

    I watched that Roger Stone documentary on Netflix. It amazes me how many people are involved in politics for profit and have no legitimate interest in how it affects the average person. In other words he’s a selfish, soulless monster.

    • Susan Durham

      Me too.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I’m genuinely confused. Is Stone on Trump’s side, or what?

    • C4TWOMAN

      Yes.

    • jesterpunk

      Stone is on his own side which just happens to be Trump’s side for now until some other crazy person comes along.

  • Poly_Ester

    Alex’s herbal remedy is based on alchemy! How does it work? Does it transmute toxic metals into non-toxic by-products?

    • mardam422

      No. Everything gold it touches turns into yogurt.

    • maxneanderthal

      I suspect it’s effects are close to those of the jimson weed as detailed in “Fear and Loathing…”. at least we know why Jones sounds like a raccoon- or was it a squirrel?

    • Boscoe

      No, but it transmutes the dollars of imbeciles into the dollars in Jones’ bank account. MAGIC!!

  • Poly_Ester

    I am coming to understand that “The Deep State” is nothing more than adults behaving professionally.

    • Kooolest G

      you know what the opposite of “The Deep State” is….. the shallow state, which I feel like is the perfect description of the trump administration

    • eyelashviper

      The term should be read from now on as “Deep Derp State”, coming from the same tin foil hat folk who wail about everyone being a “neoliberal”, oligarch, etc.

  • theblackdog

    Cripes, I didn’t realize how much he looks like Roger Sterling from Mad Men.

    • don

      Roger Sterling libelz!!1

  • andyshelt

    JFK and Abraham Lincoln would also wish to take issue with Orange Hitler’s remarks.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bfa29e26af8d80fdc3ee827ba5f29c3ef98c53f4e996c2f677c380df4a38cd5a.jpg

    • Boscoe

      I wonder if there is a specific clinical term for someone who thinks all the knowledge that exists is all the knowledge they possess?

      • Jim Johnson

        Our Dunning-Kruger President has all the best knowledge in his yooge brain.

    • Nockular cavity

      Hell, I think Ned Stark’s offended at this point.

      I know, TOO SOON.

  • Michael Smith

    At least its amusing to watch Roger Stone take credit for everything Trump does much to Trump’s chagrin.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      Seriously, we need to talk about Roger Stone and his awesome documentary ALL THE TIME.

      Trump will be imploring Putin for help “Will no one rid me of this troublesome dirty-trickster with two assholes on his back?”

  • Susan Durham

    I would like to send more money, but have a $1,068 copay for my back surgeon. As soon as I pay it off (will be a few months), you’ll get some of my money. Meanwhile, I’ll treat you the way my clients treated me, keep providing me with services anyway!

  • mardam422

    Dammit! I thought you said HOTCAKES.

    • Boscoe

      LOL Me too!

  • BearGHAZI

    After I took Z-shield, the caul of the Deep State was taken from my eyes, and I could see what a dumb asshole Alex Jones is.

    • Boscoe

      THAT is the most complex way to say “I opened my eyelids and noticed something obvious” that I’ve ever seen…

  • Randy Riddle

    In the end, aren’t we all just following in the footsteps of the famous 16th century healer, scientist, and alchemist, Parasellsomeshit?

  • mardam422

    “Paracelsus composed the word Spagyria….”
    Their music was so funky, too.

    • Boscoe

      Yeah, I was into them back before they sold out.

      • JustDon’tSaySurety

        I saw them live before anyone knew who they were. With the original electric triangle player.

  • maxneanderthal

    Z-shield- does it keep the zombies at bay?

    • BearGHAZI

      I don’t see any zombies. Do you?

      • maxneanderthal

        Good shit then!

  • Boscoe

    I have to admit I kept nodding off during the Roger Stone stuff because zzzzzzzzz… Clearly the important takeaway from this story is WHAAAAT??? ALEX JONES IS RUNNING AN “INFOWARS LIFE GROUP”??? -AND CLAIMS THEY HAVE A “DR” WHO IS MAKING FORMULAS AND TINCTURES THAT HE FULLY EXPECTS PEOPLE TO INGEST??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????

    • Wuulf

      Well after all they do eagerly ingest his toxic conspiracy theories.

    • mardam422

      I won’t swallow formulas. Tinctures, maybe. But definitely not formulas.

      • JustDon’tSaySurety

        What’s your opinion of infusions?

        • mardam422

          Infusions are fine. But don’t get me started on elixirs.

          • Querolous

            How about a tisane? ‘Sposed to be good for the little grey cells.

  • Al Swearengen

    “Paracelsus composed the word Spagyria”. Beware “word composers”, bigly.

    • chortlingdingo

      Shakespeare libelz!!!11!

  • Qntino773

    This lying, petty creep skated during the last days of Nixon’s administration. He shouldn’t be allowed to walk away this time…

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Weird, I would have assumed that Z-Shield stuff contained lead.

    Listen up, listeners! Let me ask you a question: what do they put over you when you get X-rays? LEAD! Why? IT STOPS RADIATION! Another question: what do you use in your bullets? LEAD! IT STOPS CRIME!

    Better get some in your system today!

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      that…that would actually explain SO much.

  • whitroth

    Deep state, derp, um, sorry, deep state… no chance that by “deep state”, they mean the 90% of us that make up the ocean, and they’re sitting in the kiddie pool?

  • sgt. jmk of the résistance

    Full Derpal Alchemist.

  • Swampay

    Paracelsus composed the word Spagyria (Spagyry), which means to extract (spao) and combine (ageiro).

    Extract and combine! What a novel concept! I bet there are approximately ALL OF THEM, KATIE medicinal products available that use such sophisticated yet traditional techniques!

  • beatbort

    Roger Stone looks like the kind of guy whose head you’d like to hold inside a toilet bowl while you flush, repeatedly

    • Internet Hitler

      How do you think it got that way?

    • SeeTrain65

      Or someone whose main joy in life is doing it to everyone else.

  • Bitter Scribe

    It started by studying the works of the famous 16th century healer, scientist, and alchemist, Paracelsus.

    If you can’t trust a 16th-century alchemist for medical advice, whom can you trust?

    • BeatnikBob

      If it says ‘One weird trick’ or ‘never touch these five vegetables’ or ‘doctors/professors/fitness trainers/language teachers/mechanics HATE this’, and it’s on the Internets Tubes, you CAN trust it.

      • Odd Jørgensen

        And if millionaires are trying to take it off the webz, it will make you richer than Trump.

    • SeeTrain65

      Protect yourself from bad humours, miasma and fresh air.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA-0nki_XL8

  • ken_kukec

    Since Mueller’s appointment comes on the heels of Trump’s rolling the Israelis under the bus by blabbing super-secret code-word intelligence to the Russians, it’s just a matter of time until the right-wing fever-swamp launches the theory that Mossad leaned on Rosenstein to appoint a corrupt prosecutor to bring Our President down.

    • SeeTrain65

      Trump probably cancelled his trip to Israel because he didn’t want to face their “welcoming committee.”

  • Scooby

    He should know. He is a Master Stroker.

  • SKruetheratbassedarDs

    Roger Stone = Roger Sterling + lots more acid and dozens of donuts.

  • Zyxomma

    If the Z in Z-Shield were for Zeolite, I’d understand. I’m sure it’s all bullshit.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Kinda OT, but you know what the Medical community calls Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) that works?
    Medicine.

  • Mike

    Question: Does the Z Shield interfere with tin-foil hats…???

    • i’mjustaskingthequestion

      Sweet Jesus…you might be on to something! Big Snakeoil and Big Aluminum Foil have conspired to great a mind control product that only works when the two are COMBINED!

      State is deeper than anyone thought.

  • Odd Jørgensen

    Infowars, now with cutting edge medical stuff straight out of the dark ages.

  • Odd Jørgensen

    Working with the Infowars Life team, Dr. Group began a journey to create…

    Is there a doctor named Group, or is there a group of doctors working for Infowars now, making better truckerspeed for Jonesy lunatics? Asking for a friend.

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