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New Hampshire state Rep. Robert Fisher resigned on Wednesday, a mere few hours after a House committee voted to not hold the fact that he created one of the most infamous misogynistic forums on the internet — The Red Pill subreddit — against him.

This was not because he suddenly realized that maybe he is not the kind of person who ought to be in charge of anything, but rather because he was about to get investigated for perjury for having sworn under oath that he is no longer involved with The Red Pill. Which is prooooobably not true as The Daily Beast, which initially broke the story of Fisher’s unsavory internet past, also recently reported that he is very likely still moderating and posting on the forum under the username redpillschool.

For the unhep, The Red Pill is a forum in which a bunch of guys who hate women bond over their shared beliefs that society is actually structured to benefit women and hurt men, feminism is evil and false rape accusations are incredibly abundant and police officers always believe lying women. In other words, it is batshit crazy.

Though Fisher initially denied the accusations, he later copped to them, and blamed his misogynistic tendencies (like insisting that women have “subhuman” intelligence) and advocacy of men taping women having sex with them to “prevent false rape accusations”) on dating having been really hard for him in his twenties. He had a few bad dates, he said, which — naturally — prompted him to start an insidious internet forum for talking about how super evil women are. A totally rational response, if there ever was one.

For their parts, exactly no one he worked with was sad to see him go:

“It is unfortunate that the debate surrounding his actions while serving in the House has detracted from the good things that we have accomplished this session,” [House Speaker Shawn] Jasper said. “But I welcome his resignation for the good of the institution and I hope that we can now move forward with our important legislative agenda.”

House Minority Leader Steve Shurtleff, a Democrat from Penacook, said Fisher’s resignation was the result he was hoping for.

“I’m very glad for the House. I’m glad he is no longer a member, based on the comments of The Red Pill,” Shurtleff said.

Given that Fisher clearly does not respond like a normal human person to rejection, it is likely that we can all look forward to the internet forum he will now create about how the real Red Pill is understanding that all elected representatives and journalists are out to get him, personally, for totally unknown reasons even though he is smart and perfect and a really NiceGuy™.

[Concord Monitor]

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  • Ralph Gauer

    This is the last “Ewww” I have left. But “Ewwww” all the same.

  • Oblios_Cap

    dating having been really hard for him in his twenties.

    I’ll bet. It probably wouldn’t have mattered if he was bisexual, that would have still been true. And funnier,

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Villago Delenda Est

    In deference to Dok, and the Commenting Rules for Radicals, I will refrain from describing in any detail what should happen to this schmendrick.

    • jodyleek

      I am not imagining a nest of hungry fire ants crawling up anyone’s rectum and hollowing them out, bit by bit, whilst being eaten alive by zombie goats. Nope, not me.

  • Joe Beese
    • SterWonk

      “‘Play us out’? What does that mean!? … FUCK IT! WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!!”

  • Oblios_Cap

    it’s unfortunate that Americans seem to be willing to elect just about anybody. Even if they’re shitheads like this guy.

    • Master Contrail Program

      Hey, that fog a mirror test is very thorough.

  • It’s amazing how quickly such ‘manly-men’ shriek like sissies and run to crawl under the table when the light of day shines on them.

  • BadKitty904
  • TJ Barke

    Dating doesn’t go well for me and I didn’t become a virulent bitter misogynist.

    • BadKitty904

      OR a Republican.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Right?
      When I get turned down for a date, I just shrug and move on.

      • TJ Barke

        I don’t ask for them, so I’m never let down, just constantly miserable.

        • Oblios_Cap

          I got married and relieved the pressure of the dating world.

      • BadKitty904

        You don’t run for public office on some lame-ass alt-reich ticket?

      • Lascauxcaveman

        I had the usual “afraid of rejection” thing as a teenager. Sure, I had girlfriends, and dates the prom, etc. But always to shy to ask the girls I was really interested in. By some miracle, this didn’t turn me into a complete monster.

      • mardam422

        You don’t rub one out first?

        • MynameisBlarney

          LOL

  • exinkwretch

    It’s nice that he’ll have more time to spend with his family, by which I mean a blow-up doll.

    • BadKitty904

      You’re forgetting his mint collection of Star Wars figures…

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        And harem of preteen anime girl body pillows.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I doubt he’s that cool.
        He’s probably got GI Joe crap everywhere though.

        • mardam422

          Has to be with Kungfu grip, or GTFO.

    • data_ninja

      To quote the late great Rodney Dangerfield (addressing a heckler): “Hey, save your breath tonight pal. You’re gonna need it later to blow up your date.”

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
  • memzilla Ω

    He had a few bad dates…

    Oh I know EXACTLY how his “bad dates” went. He spent munniez on dinner and said that meant the woman now owed him sex. OWED HIM. And then for some UNKNOWABLE REASON the woman declined all communication with him afterwards.

    • Joe Beese

      Were there appetizers?

    • TJ Barke

      It’s almost as if looking at relationships as transactional is a turn off…

    • Villago Delenda Est
      • Lord Jim

        Get. Out. Of. My. HEAD!!

    • Shibusa

      I’d have guessed that she climbed out a window in the restaurant bathroom and hailed a cab before the check even came…

  • Christopher Story

    The basements are going to be wailing tonight!

  • Joe Beese

    “You don’t have a sense of humor anymore? People aren’t supposed to be able to laugh?” McCarthy said Wednesday when asked why he’d joke about that.

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/17/politics/kevin-mccarthy-putin-joke/index.html

    A swell lot of thieves.

  • schmannity

    This is good news for Scott Brown (unless he’s relocated to his other home state, Vermont or Maine).

    • dlemex

      Sadly for them… it is probably New Zealand.

  • TJ Barke

    Aww, were the ladies not deferential to the poor snowflake?

  • Alan

    Wonder why he had trouble dating.

  • Joe Beese

    Advisers planning Trump’s first foreign trip, which begins Friday, canceled scheduled briefings on the matter to avoid having reporters milling about the West Wing. Vice President Mike Pence roared away in his motorcade.

    Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s senior counselor who had been scheduled for an appearance on Fox News, abruptly canceled.

    “It does seem a little chaotic over there, I gotta be honest with you,” said her would-be interviewer Tucker Carlson, a frank admission from a host who regularly defends the administration.

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/17/politics/trump-mueller-white-house-turmoil/index.html

  • JohnBull

    He can always be an undersecretary for Homeland Security or some undeserved shit.

    • Christopher Story

      Please, those women are armed and trained in the use of their firearm. Way too intimidating an invironement for a misogynist like him.

  • God Emperor Emeritus

    Uber branded sunglasses. Indoors. WHY AM I NOT SUPRISED?

    • Yeah. Laughably branded sunglasses + sunglasses indoors + carefully-shaved-to-be-fuzzy-“beard” = run, women, run!

      • Villago Delenda Est

        “My dick is smaller than your clit.”

        • At least in his head. “And I’m going to make you suffer for it!”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Because you could see that coming like Snoopy floating down Broadway on Thanksgiving Day?

    • HorseChestnut

      But Uber’s such a big deal in… New Hampshire. He’s just supporting job creators. In no way is he just wearing them because the CEO is a giant fucking misogynist.

    • mardam422

      I wear my Uber sunglasses at night.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Maybe he can be named Secretary of Female Affairs.

  • janecita
    • TJ Barke

      “No one respects women more than me…”

      • Oblios_Cap

        They’re going to love their tractors together.

      • Lord Jim

        “Not even Bluebeard.”

    • Alan

      I don’t even know who he is but I’m gonna guess that won’t go well.

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        The musical talent behind many of the greatest US-American racist-nationalist country & western anthems of the early Bush the Lesser period.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, he’s made a career decision. Hope he can live with living on royalties for the rest of his life.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Maybe he’ll play a 9/11 tribute song.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Hey, Rabeh also produces! I’m sure he’ll be fine.

    • Joe Beese
      • Oblios_Cap

        Does that say “Urinate in a star-studded night”? Because it should.

      • Bozilingus

        Separated at birth?

      • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

        For the finale, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock pop out of a cake with tommy guns.

      • baconzgood

        Arabs love country singers and they love Arabs.

    • HorseChestnut

      Jesus jumped-up christ on a bicycle…

      • Joe Beese

        To quote Con Air: On any other day, that might seem strange.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Some on Twitter were a bit perplexed by the selection of an musician known for songs like “I Love This Bar,” “Drunk Americans” and “I Like Girls That Drink Beer.”

      Ew, does that mean I have to give up beer now? Oh well, maybe I’ll finally hit my goal weight!

      • BadKitty904

        Those songs will be BIG hits in a rigidly Muslim venue.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Isn’t he the deep thinking poet that wrote a masterpiece devoted to red solo cups?

      • mappo

        Don’t worry, he’s talking about shitty redneck beer. You don’t have to give up the good stuff.

        • Lascauxcaveman

          Beer is universal. Everyone is allowed to like it, and everyone is expected to have their favorites and ones they avoid. Those fine gentlemen who like a case or two of the Bud Lite can have it; means more of the good stuff left for me.

      • Turgid Love Skwerl

        And I’m proud to be an Arabian
        Where women at least know their place

        And I won’t forget the oil fields
        And the chicks that cover their face

        And I gladly stand up
        Next to you and deflower a virgin’s labia

        Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land
        Allah bless Saudi Arabia

      • Shibusa

        I’m sure the crowd will love “The Taliban Song”!

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      What could possibly go wrong?

      • mappo

        Next week’s summary of the event: “That could have gone better.”

    • Bozilingus

      “Okay, everybody, sing along with me. ‘I’m proud to be an Ameri-” (thud)

      • Querolous

        “Okay, everybody sing along with me”Ahab the Arab, sheikh of the burning sands” (thud)

    • MynameisBlarney

      I’d ask if he’s so fucking stupid to think that ANYONE living outside of shitty trailer parks in the Southeastern US likes his shitty music or even knows who the fuck he is.
      But then I remember, he’s Toby Keith. Of COURSE he’s that fucking stupid.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Willie Nelson once defended the guy, claiming he was a Democrat. I think Willie had been smoking WAY too much reefer, as he does.

        • MynameisBlarney

          If he’s a Democrat, then he needs to get the fuck out of the party.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            I suspect he isn’t, or already has.

    • Sedagive ’em Hell

      Pussy-grabbers of the world unite!

    • Turgid Love Skwerl

      A “Men-only concert”?

      Not even with comp tickets…

    • baconzgood

      You’d have to pay baconz to watch Toby Keith even if the venue was packed with dancing naked ladies. I hate country music.

      • janecita

        You and me both!

    • Elendira

      isn’t all his songs about how fucking awesome the South in 60s were and America, Fuck ya? I am sure that will play great to his Arab audience!

      (P.S. wasn’t one of his hit songs “something something putting a boot up Arab assess, something America?”)

    • Shibusa

      After the Men-Only concert in Saudi Arabia, Toby Keith will join Trump for a Whites-Only concert in Alabama.

      • FlownΩver

        And then return to his regular assholes-only tour sched.

    • Banrion

      So is Toby going to sing to the Saudi’s about putting a boot in their ass??

      • janecita

        I seriously doubt that he has the cojones to do that.

        • Banrion

          It’s arguably his most popular song. Would be very strange not to perform it.

          No red blooded ‘merican would stand for a TK concert that didn’t include it.

    • jesterpunk
      • Querolous

        “Friends United Together in Kindness”?

  • Joe Beese
    • JohnBull

      A-yup.

      • Oblios_Cap

        His name will probably come out, too.

      • Joe Beese

        Just keep swimming… just keep swimming…

    • MynameisBlarney

      You could see that “OHFUCKI’MSOFUCKINGFUCKED” in his eyes for a brief moment before he regained his normal turtley countenance.

    • Lord Jim

      Pantz. They wuz shitted.

    • Alan

      Wow, I would have thought he could have mustered a patriotic non-answer.

      • FlownΩver

        Turtle sammich with mustered. Yum!

    • baconzgood

      I like how our powerful elected officials are so quick to answer questions of the press.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      You’re going to jail too, Yertle.

    • honeywest

      Retire, Turtle!

    • UnsaltedSinner
    • mailman27

      It’s not often that a fellow is every bit as loathsome as his appearance would suggest.

    • Kitty Smith

      Keep walking, Yertle. Keep thinking you can escape.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • honeywest

      HAHHAH!!!!

  • baconzgood

    Listen Robyn, Baconzgood loves your writing especially in regards to these “men’s rights” bozos…..but all this typing isn’t getting sammiches made for me.

    • TJ Barke

      Careful…

      • baconzgood

        She’s one woman you DON’T want to mess with.

        • Oblios_Cap

          Walking free is a welcome change, I’d imagine.

  • La forza del resistino

    Donald or Bannon would look at this guy and see the the next Secretary of Women’s Rights division over at EOE.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Today is the day for all white entitled males to whine, apparently. Donnie is suuure setting a fine example.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Though Fisher initially denied the accusations, he later copped to them, and blamed his misogynistic tendencies (like insisting that women have “subhuman” intelligence) and advocacy of men taping women having sex with them to “prevent false rape accusations”) on dating having been really hard for him in his twenties

    Gee, I wonder why this asshole had difficulties dating FFS…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dc6f3d5f4a7b9515b6142415d04f858ca2b395a5e79dc095e1939b51de7a75e9.gif

  • Clyde Barrow

    I was asked last month from a millennial if I ever took the “Red Pill” or the “Blue Pill”, and I said “Both, because it’s not polite to turn down free drugs.” He declined to go further down the rabbit hole with me, a wise choice on his part, as I thoroughly enjoy systematically destroying the egos of “Red Pill”, Men’s Rights Movement types.

    • TJ Barke

      It’s also come to mean “been indoctrinated into the neo nazi movement”.

      • Clyde Barrow

        Precisely. It’s hard not to notice how the MRM types have a affinity for Nationalism and other thinly veiled racist agendas.

        • TJ Barke

          The overriding doctrine seems to be a desire for domination.

          • UnsaltedSinner

            In a racist society, every white man is an aristocrat. In a misogynist society, every man is entitled to get laid.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    He wanted to spend more time with his family. Oh, no, wait, he doesn’t have one, because no women like him.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      But I bet he calls himself an “alpha male”.

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        I’ve never been able to get straight if the pill heads think that they are “alphas” or “betas”. Not that I’ve really tried to figure it out, but it seems to exist in some sort of bizarre quantum superposition whenever I glance into the sewer.

        • Shanzgood

          Far as I can tell, they’re alphas who feminism has turned into betas, which is why they hate it so much.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Here’s the weird part – they seem to think that ‘alpha’ status is conferred by having power over women instead of by fighting other males until the females mate with the one left standing until the next one gets him.

        • Querolous

          Eta Lotta Smegma fraternity.

  • Carole

    Uh huh. Getting dumped by a full grown adult women forced him into such a funk that he had no other choice but to become an advocate for hebephilia.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I once had a sharp exchange on Our Wonkette with a “visitor” who called himself Red Pill Lib. I don’t remember the subject (BernieBros, mebbe?) and in fairness, he was not THE biggest dickhead in the world and seemed vaguely amenable to reason. I didn’t know what the whole “red pill” thing meant at the time; had I known, I would’ve been a good bit less patient.

    • msanthropesmr

      Wow. Not the biggest dickhead. That’s some faint praise right there.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        There’s some robust competition out there.

        Note: I didn’t say “stiff”.

    • C4TWOMAN

      they are masters of the concern troll sea lion tactics. We had some here like that who struck me as a lost soul caught up is bs. In the face of facts he kinda just faded away…

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        This guy struck me that way…salvageable, but had really fallen in with the wrong crowd.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    This is exactly how Nazi Germany started.

    • Joe Beese

      A lot of layabouts with nothing better to do than cause trouble!

    • BadKitty904

      Basil?

      • Mr. Blobfish

        Don’t mention the war.

    • JohnBull

      Maybe, but SS officers could stand at attention by the tens of thousands. I can’t picture a Tea Party brigade doing much without the aid of lawn chairs or bottled water.

      • Turgid Love Skwerl

        Plastic chairs with one leg duct taped.

    • GoutMachine

      On reddit?

      • C4TWOMAN

        You laugh now but…

        https://www.reddit.com/r/nazi/

        I haven’t skimmed it enough to figure out if they’re real Nazis or historical buffs…

  • BadKitty904

    I blame Trump.

    • Alan

      You mean Obama.

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      You mean “I blame everyone but Trump.”?

      • FlownΩver

        Donald? Is that you?

  • chicken thief

    I had a few bad dates, too, so I had to take action.

    ~ Ted Bundy

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Well, relative to that, I guess starting a misogynist website to vent your hurt fees doesn’t seem so awful after all. Baby steps?

    • baconzgood

      That made me spit take my box wine.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      But Bundy was apparently a charmer who could get dates.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    I can’t imagine why his dates turned out badly.

    • JohnBull

      Liberal websites have turned women against him. He’s right–it IS all our fault. Now I feel better today.

      • Clyde Barrow

        This particular lib’rul website has turned me into a snarky pants smartass. Well, that’s a bit of a stretch, I was born a snarky pants smartass. But I do know how to make women laugh hysterically in pubs and other social settings, so I have that going for me…

    • BadKitty904

      Hand him a mirror and find out.

  • You all just don’t appreciate how hard it is to be a rich white male. All the power and privilege, and yet you still have to drug women for sex or pay them millions in sexual harassment settlements. It makes one yearn for the unstructured freedom women have when all they have to do is cook, clean and have babies and all the thinking is taken care of by their master husband.

    It’s just not fair.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Quite a few of them have to work to support their families too.

  • BadKitty904

    I’ve never asked a woman out on a date, being gay, so I’ve never been refused by one. But, honestly, you str8 boys need to tone it down a notch…

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Seconol libelz!

    • weejee

      I’ll Seconal™ that!

      / passes out

  • weejee

    tRump taking his toys and going home because he can’t land his helicopter on the top of Masada.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      He’s afraid of stairs, remember.

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        No gilded escalators either.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Not true. Apparently there’s a cable car. Bush used it.

          • MynameisBlarney

            But is it GILDED?

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Rustoleum is a useful thing.

    • Joe Beese

      I was bar mitzvahed on top of Masada. It’s a hike.

    • Turgid Love Skwerl

      If the Romans could land helicopters there,why can’t Trump?

  • Chadwells

    Meh…good riddance to douche rubbish.

  • Chadwells

    All these assholes are making it really difficult to keep coming up with creative ways to curse at them.

    They are making bad words no fun.

    Dicks.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    I so hope it was a wimmenz journalist who broke the story.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    So with him gone, who is the next most successful Red Pill believer? The assistant manager at a Jiffy Lube in Syracuse?

    • theblackdog

      Donald Trump?

    • msanthropesmr

      Hey. Mechanic libel.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Steves Bannon and Miller?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    I bet he plays golf.

    • chicken thief

      Hey! I play golf.

      Ok, maybe I just drink beer on a golf course with friends, but we sort of keep score!

  • Y’know, you could have saved yourself a lot of time by just cutting your dick off.

    • MynameisBlarney

      With a hammer.

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        Rusted mellon-baller or GTFO.

        • The Wanderer

          Rusty grapefruit spoon.

      • Shanzgood

        Tweezers

    • FlownΩver

      “Take the Slauson Cutoff…”

      • The Wanderer

        “. . . and cut off your Slauson.”

  • honeywest

    Lord these wimpy little shits. Grow up. Quit Mommy Blogging about how girls are mean to you and ruined the world. That has GOT to be the biggest SEXUAL REPELLANT since STDs – whining about women or your Schlafly-mangling misinterpretation of what feminism means.

    • BadKitty904

      It’s like a blizzard of pasty white Snowflakes…

    • baconzgood

      I’ve had my heart broken several times (and like mean and vindictive and cruel heart break) and these dudes are just over the top.

      • Lord Jim

        BACON!! ‘S up dude?

        • baconzgood

          I’m free. I’m gonna see Shanz.

          • Shanzgood

            IN SEVEN DAYS

          • Lord Jim

            I’m so happy for you guys!

          • Lord Jim
          • baconzgood

            I’m pretty stoked about seeing Shan….I may lock her to my water heater to keep her here. She thinks I’m joking but baconz owns a good pair of hand cuffs.

          • Shanzgood

            I know how to disable your water heater.

  • Chadwells

    Has Fuckface already declared this Times Sq. tragedy that just happened a “terrorist attack” yet?

    Terrible what happened.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Can we fap to his misfortune?

    • SeeTrain65

      You first.

  • weejee
    • Lord Jim

      OK. I LOLed pretty hard at that one.

    • The Wanderer

      Aren’t her eyes blue? That means she’s a quart low.

    • kaydenpat

      Just two pills? Not enough to clean her out. She’s been lying for decades.

  • ariel_gee_398

    Sweet jesus. Once again, for those who weren’t paying attention: You are not entitled to dates, or sex, or a relationship. You earn those things by being a decent human being.

    • Niblet58

      OH but don’t you know… everyone who ever helped raise this thing told he was so super special and wonderful. How could he not think he wasn’t entitled to the same adulation from everyone else, females included.

    • aureolaborealis

      You earn the chance of having those things by being a decent human being. A lot of red-pillers delude themselves that they are decent human beings, and that they have therefore earned dates and sex and relationships.

  • He had a few bad dates

    Paging Dr. Obvious. Paging Dr. Obvious…
    https://media.giphy.com/media/1M9fmo1WAFVK0/giphy.gif

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    Though Fisher initially denied the accusations, he later copped to them, and blamed his misogynistic tendencies (like insisting that women have “subhuman” intelligence) and advocacy of men taping women having sex with them to “prevent false rape accusations”)

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/57a4b363c8e04a5288b05d4acc35669d371f5f804bd54ea35363acfe1088cffb.png

  • Chadwells

    OT: This Times Sq. event got me thinking….

    Fuckface said he was going to ban all muslims and lock the country down…saving us from attacks. Both bans have been shutdown…and he has done absolutely nothing. No attacks and everyone is fine.

    Has anyone pointed this out to him?

    • The Wanderer

      He’d say, “See? Just the THREAT of a ban is enough to drive them away! I am bigger of brain that all of you!”

      • Shanzgood

        And the threat of deportation is driving agricultural workers away. Again.

        • The Wanderer

          As expected, yes.

          • Shanzgood

            Farmers are going to love watching millions of dollars worth of unharvested crops rot in their fields. Again.

          • The Wanderer

            Sure! And their elected congressvermin will start saying, “We’ve got to protect our phony baloney jobs here!”
            And the ban will dial back.

          • Shanzgood

            Of course it won’t cross their minds to pay decent wages and not spray them with poison.

          • The Wanderer

            Of course!

          • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

            Of course that’ll never cross their minds. They only apply “it takes money to make money” on other people’s money. it takes our money for them to make money.

          • ZangoCrudmonger

            Harumph!

          • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

            And Trumpsters are going to love watching the price of their produce skyrocket, which will be Obama’s fault, of course.

          • Cliff Hendroval

            Trumpsters don’t eat produce except for potato chips and corn dogs.

    • FlownΩver

      At what point does the litigation over the EO(s) become moot? I mean, surely the gubmint has proceeded with its study & review of how to tighten up immigration & protect Amercia, and the ban was to be only temporary while that review was going on.

      • Chadwells

        Good question.

      • keenanjay

        I’ve been wondering that for months and I’ve found the answer is….hahahahahahhahahahahahhahah. Seriously, they have stated that they will start the review when the EO goes into effect.
        I’ve rarely encountered stupidity on this scale.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      No attacks? NO ATTACKS???

      Turkish embassy guards attacked protestors in our streets outside the embassy.

      It is time for Trump to take emergency powers!11!111!!!!!!1!

  • HogeyeGrex
    • MynameisBlarney

      OMFG!
      HIPSTER HITLER IS REAL!

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      Black curtains. Black trenchcoat. Strange camera tripod in the closet. Weird SPQR flag that just screams “My mom won’t let me fly an honest-to-god-swastika”. Half-dead spider plant. Part 2 of 19….

      This has to be some sort of Poe, right? RIGHT?

      • NastyBossetti

        I can’t even get past the mustache to see any of the stuff you’re talking about!

    • kaydenpat

      Lol. Well, he does have nice hair.

    • aureolaborealis

      Holy shit. That is misogynist rant number 2 in a series of 19. And it’s 24 minutes long. Maybe taking up a different hobby would start you on the path to getting a date?

      • MynameisBlarney

        I bet his voice is REALLY fucking annoying too…

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      He’s got that Salem witch Tea shirt on- don’t those love spells work? They sell them in every Salem gift shop.

    • clubseal

      For some morbid reason, I actually want to watch one of these videos, just to see how truly pathetic this guy is.

      • aureolaborealis

        Looks like this particular series has been deleted from his channel.
        However, he’s seems to be a prolific wing-nut, Trump-defending, Clinton-hating Satanist, whatever that means.

        • clubseal

          For shame. Perhaps he defeated the evil feminist regime and actually got some woman to date him.
          Or maybe his mom just threatened to cut off his internet privileges.

    • cats530

      What’s with his Hyundai mustache? Looks like the logo for Hyundai.

      • chortlingdingo

        It looks like he’s trying to grow a Hitler-stache, but it isn’t coming in thick enough.

    • SeeTrain65

      Funniest part to me: “Pt. 2/19.”

      You mean there are 18 more parts to this ignorant rant? Fuck this. I have things to do, like playing stabscotch with a tomato knife.

  • They should have seminars lead by Mr. Biggles: Utter Bastard of a Cat:

    https://www.petrescue.com.au/listings/543388

  • The Wanderer

    Extra points: the article quotes two guys saying that they’re glad to see the nutbar go.

  • C4TWOMAN

    So MRA political loon starts bargain basement astroturf on Reddit, news at 11.

  • Ilgattomorte

    I took a Red Pill and it worked! Suddenly, my eyes opened, my mind cleared and I could finally see the truth: The World is filled with Assholes! It’s true. Assholes are everywhere. There are short Assholes, tall Assholes, Assholes wearing hats and even Assholes with assholes. It is so clear now!

    For all of that time I was understanding and excepting of Assholes. I’d say things like, “He’s a bit off, but he has a right to his opinion” or, “Well, we all have our problems”. No More! These people are assholes! We should not hurt them, but dammit, we don’t have to understand them. Fuck them! They are Assholes and should be treated as such.

    Damn, this Red Pill shit really works.

    • bobbert

      Fnord

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    I can remember when the only red pills that existed were, well, red speckled Dexadrine. I’m old enough to have called them “reds”.

    • Dolmance

      I said, I said, son, you got your red pills mixed up.

      Boy don’t got a lick’a sense, can’t tell a Dexedrine from a Seconal.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        to be fair, only reds I’m taking thee days are Imipramine. drugs are boring now.

        • Dolmance

          Imipramine were popular with the dinosaurs. Don’t drink with it.

          Jeez. That shit’s really old school.

          • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

            Low dose, no biggie. Part of a cocktail. Less terrifying than Depakote for me.

          • Dolmance

            Bi Polar dinosaurs.

            I want one.

  • Jacob Prescott

    Maybe he was just color blind and didn’t realize he actually took the blue bill. He certainly seems to still be living in a fictional world.

  • Dolmance

    It’s a witch hunt against nice guys.

    • kaydenpat

      Nice guys who hate women.

      • Dolmance

        Nice has become Post Nice, otherwise known as a Passive/Aggressive motherfucker rubbing his crotch.

        • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

          Alternative Nice.

          • Dolmance

            Alt.Nice. I love that!

    • mardam422

      The second biggest witch hunt ever.

    • Thorn Spike

      The greatest single witch hunt in American history!

  • kaydenpat

    Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Now he can spend all his time on Reddit.

  • chicken thief

    His spank sock must be one crusty sumbitch.

    • clubseal

      And salted with many, many bitter tears.

      • SeeTrain65

        Enough salt from both to clear a highway of snow.

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    One pill makes you larger aaand one pill makes you small,
    But the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all.

    Truly, go ask Alice.

  • eka

    went to a book club meeting to discuss “we should all be feminists” and only one other person had ever heard of TRP, MRA and PUA and they all thought gender issues will be resolved in a generation because their kids are used to gender and sexuality variations. I don’t think these people know that the suburbs of a large city don’t represent all of american society and even here in the fairly liberal suburbs a kid sued his school district for being good on trans bathroom stuff. The school board decided to defend its position instead of caving to the haters, but … I think it’s a bit optimistic to put our trust in current schoolkids. There’s a lot of stupidity and hate in the world.

    • phoenix00

      At the same time, kids are smarter and more open than a lot of us oldies give credit for. Just gotta raise them right…

      • eka

        but they can also be more hateful than we realize. studies have shown that it’s not really true that white kids are less racist – the reason they’re more liberal is that there are more non-white kids. and yeah, maybe in areas like this kids are less likely to be trans-phobic just as they were less likely to be racist in the 60s. That doesn’t mean racism and transphobia are going away in other places. And while I’d like to ignore those places as much as everyone else, they’re not going away. And I’m not just talking about places like mississippi which go republican no matter what. I’m talking about south central PA where I grew up and which can turn PA red. The rural western parts (not Pittsburgh) always go red. York can sometimes go blue because of the union guys. But culture matters a lot.

        • phoenix00

          Kinda why I said ‘gotta raise them right’. Upbringing counts for a lot. Racist intolerant piece-of-shit parents will raise racist intolerant piece-of-shit kids, no two ways about it.

          Raise them right, however, and they turn out quite alright.

    • Lily412

      When I was growing up in the nineties and aughts, I thought racism and sexism were basically over. Hahahaha, nope.

  • mardam422

    “…blamed his misogynistic tendencies… on dating having been really hard for him in his twenties.
    Holy shit. If that’s all it takes I would be…like…the Hitler of the men’s rights movement.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Right?

    • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

      I was at a dinner party of men and women in my single days years ago, and we all shared our dating horror stories (these were funny stories, I hasten to say, and not the real horror that rape victims have experienced).
      Mine won the “prize” of being the worst. So, you have NOTHING on me, Mr. Robert Fisher.
      And, the thing is, everyone at that table learned something from their bad dates, were able to laugh at them, and grew from the experiences. We didn’t blame entire groups of people for our individual awkward Bad Times.

      • mardam422

        You know, it’s just easier to be a dick. Just sayin’.

  • chicken thief

    Dear Penthouse Forum:

    I asked this totally hot babe out to dinner and all was going well. I could see just enough cleavage to make my love muscle turgid. By dessert, I was sure this was going to be my lucky day. But then, as we finished our wine, I asked her if she wanted to come over to my mom’s and suck my balls right through my urethra. Surprising she said not tonight, but I’ll call you sometime.

    ~ Blue Balls @ Red Pill

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e11025996d4d80eefbcb03199a8a337431513c2d5e07494da6c90356cf0b3e30.png

    • SeeTrain65

      “I never thought this would happen to me, but a woman rejected me!”

  • Ricky Gay

    He will claim to have been data raped.

  • goonemeritus

    He is just stepping down to spend more time with his basement.

  • MynameisBlarney

    https://newrepublic.com/article/142761/republicans-tainted-russia-scandal-trump

    Well…it’s not like we’ve been saying this daily since the election. Oh…wait…we HAVE.

    About damn time someone heard us.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Fisher must’ve been shocked that a legislative body (aren’t they supposed to be all male?) could find his views and actions repugnant. Who’s been living in the bubble now, snowflake?

  • Crystalclear12

    It was a witch hunt!!

  • Jgb979

    I’m pretty sure the Wachowski brothers……who are now the Wachowski sisters…. aren’t happy to have their movie (the matrix) appropriated for a he man woman haters club.

  • Randy Riddle

    Whatever kind of pills these guys are on … it’s the BAD ACID, STUPID!!!

    • BadKitty904

      Does ergot even grow on white bread?

      • thixotropic jerk

        Krull me dude: “I am Ergot the magnificent. Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye!”

  • beatbort

    Now he will NEVER get laid.

  • Pre-existing Ugly Dude

    That guy is stupid and he is wearing his stupid sunglasses indoors.

    • Granny Sprinkles

      That was taken back when he thought he had a bright future.
      https://youtu.be/8qrriKcwvlY

      • Bitter Scribe

        Timbuk 3! God, that takes me back. The most minimal of minimalist “bands”–just a married couple with a guitar, bass, harmonica and prerecorded percussion.

        This song was a minor version of “Born in the USA,” in that it was co-opted by a lot of clueless assholes who hyped the seemingly cheerful lyrics and completely missed the irony.

    • Bitter Scribe

      Do those glasses say “UBER” because he’s a big fan of the ride-sharing app, or because he believes himself to be an ubermensch?

      • Pre-existing Ugly Dude

        It refers to his new job, I think.

    • I know! I bet he’s doing all that and he STILL can’t keep track of the visions in his eyes!

    • SeeTrain65

      He wears his sunglasses indoors so he can, so he can …

      … prove just what a flaming douche he is.

  • JustDon’tSaySurety

    ‘Bye Felicia!

  • whitroth

    Right, thanks for reminding me – but shouldn’t that be The Red Pill Association of Losers Who Never Get A Date Because They’re All Assholes?

  • He can start a Red State Pill subreddit now.

  • Paperless Tiger

    They warn you about social media, but the anti-social media is worse.

  • Me not sure

    Robert, it’s a trap! Don’t take the red pill! It will make you melt! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c8bac3238758e349f1fee78a1a78c2408d24787b32b46789aad1cc885017d2d4.jpg

    • bopeep

      Yeah, it makes your brains come out your ass.

  • Though Fisher initially denied the accusations, he later copped to them, and blamed his misogynistic tendencies (like insisting that women have “subhuman” intelligence) and advocacy of men taping women having sex with them to “prevent false rape accusations”) on dating having been really hard for him in his twenties.

    Hold on while I put on my “surprised” face.

    https://goo.gl/images/fOPydu

  • Panika MCD

    he would be wearing those stupid Uber glasses. didn’t whatshisface get in trouble not only for suppressing reports of sexual harassment by his drivers and riders against women riders and drivers, but he also was a perv who hides his wealth in Bermuda? birds of a feather and all that.

  • SeeTrain65

    Dating’s been hard for me all my life. I never turned into an asshole.

    Well, there are differing opinions on that …

    • phoenix00

      Personally, in progress.

      I try not to be asshole to others though. Honest!

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Thanks Robyn, especially for the Red Pill and PUA cult.

  • runfastandwin

    Makes no sense to me – it IS New Hampshire, after all, Mississippi’s stupider 2nd cousin…

    • Tiny kaiju

      The Alabama of New England.

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