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Since Donald Trump first began his campaign for president, neo-Nazis have seen their traffic skyrocket as more and more people decide that there is no longer any shame in being a gross bigot — and one of those sites has decided it is time to start reaching out to racists and anti-Semites across the world. Because terrible people come in all nationalities.

Thus, the neo-Nazi site Daily Stormer has officially, I shit you not, brought us EL DAILY STORMER. A Spanish language version of the site for white supremacists who speak Spanish, an underserved population if ever there was one.

Via AP:

Andrew Auernheimer, a notorious computer hacker and internet troll who writes for the English-language site, says the Spanish edition fits their mission to spread Hitlerism across the world.

“We want our message to reach millions more people,” he said in a telephone interview.

Oh yeah. Just spread that hate all over the world. That is very useful and good for everyone.

Now, this may seem like a super weird thing for the Daily Stormer to do, at first — given how very upset they are about Mexican immigrants and what have you, and the fact that, you know — many people who speak Spanish are not necessarily white people. But this site is not for that kind of Spanish-speaking person.

Rather, they are looking to appeal to people in Spain who still love Franco, as well as racist Spanish speakers in Chile and Argentina who are concerned about what they refer to as “negros” (people from Peru and Bolivia, etc.) immigrating to their countries. The Argentina thing, actually, makes total sense because that’s where Eichmann and Mengele and all the other Nazis fled to when they went into hiding. Chile makes sense too, because all those alt-right kids today love them some Pinochet.

Because they are horrible, horrible people.

The site includes translations of regular Daily Stormer articles, as well as original content tailored to the specific interests of Spanish-speaking bigots — with stories hailing the Spanish government’s decision to not “desecrate” the tomb of Generalissimo Francisco Franco, who remains dead, and, of course, lots and lots of stories about how they sure hate the Jews.

The front page, translated into English via Google Translate.

The anti-Semitic portion of the site — which should be very popular among those who wish to expect the Spanish Inquisition once again — is titled “Judiadas,” which the AP explains is “an offensive term with roots in medieval Spain, where it was invoked to justify genocidal attacks on Jews.”

The site also includes a brief primer, in Spanish, of “Cultural Marxism”:

Because why should only English-speaking people get to believe in incredibly stupid conspiracy theories? How would that be fair?

Auernheimer claims there was already a built-in audience for this content, as they have many active Spanish speakers on their message boards of hate. However, the new site has so far only attracted about 10,000 visits since its launch, which I think means we can hope that maybe this kind of hate doesn’t actually translate all that well.

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  • h4rr4r

    Huh?

    Spanish people are not white. No not even the ones in Spain.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Yeah…because why the fuck not? Right?

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Ich mochte meine Tägliche Stürmer auf Deutsch, bitte.

  • Joe Beese

    As a Jew, can I reclaim “Judiadas” as the name of a street gang of fellow Jews?

    Cause it sounds tough.

    • Ralph Gauer

      Might make a good sports shoe name, too.

      • Boscoe

        “Just Jew It.”

        Ok, I’ll show myself out now…

        • Ralph Gauer

          Oy….

    • Jennifer R

      Sure can. Reclaimed language is fantastic.

    • msanthropesmr

      Will it fit on the back of a leather jacket?

    • TJ Barke
    • h4rr4r

      To me it sounds like Jews who really like Adidas.

  • memzilla Ω

    Francoly, I’m not surprised.

  • MynameisBlarney

    They must be running out of ideas to increase memberships…
    Well, running out of GOOD ideas, anyway.

    Morans.

  • New slogan: “White Culture is PC Culture”

  • dslindc

    Parecen agradables

  • DerrickWildcat

    Isn’t a, “Daily Stormer” a gay sex maneuver?

    • MynameisBlarney

      It will be from this day forward.

    • Jennifer R

      I think you are right good sir, the proper way to deal with the far right is to make their name synonymous with some sort of sex act.

    • GoutMachine

      Yeah, and I think it ends in “Santorum cleanup on aisle 4”

      • coozledad

        Won’t someone thinko de mayo?

        • Bobathonic

          That was so awful I had to upvote it.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Mebbe like a Daisy Chain in the shape of a swastika?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Goose Stepping right up the Rhineland

        • MynameisBlarney

          Sieg heiling the fuhrers in their lederhosen.

    • Cheesus Crust _ Rebel
      • Riley Whodat Venable

        “don’t be stupid, be a shmarty
        Come and join the Nazi party.”

    • Boscoe

      I definitely picture a more aggressive human centipede kind of scenario…

      • Michael R

        Where would the umbrella go ?

  • Next up: A Voice for Men tries to draw in women readers.

    • Boscoe

      Hey, they found a girly cursive font and colored it pink and everything!

  • memzilla Ω

    ♫♪ And if you can’t be…
    With the one you love…
    Love Perón you’re with…♫♪

  • ManchuCandidate

    Pendejos

  • TJ Barke

    First article: Si estás leyendo esto, eres una escoria subhumana, y queremos exterminarte

  • C4TWOMAN

    Maybe they reaching out to keep their options open for the day they’re driven out of the North American continent in shame and have to flee to South America. Fire up that Colonia again.
    Also an underrated film staring Emma Watson:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonia_%28film%29

    I enjoyed it, but anything exposing Nazis is candy to me….

  • Ezio

    People who care about preserving the works of Beethoven and Michelangelo donate to NPR.

    People who want to preserve “white western culture” post memes of an ugly cartoon frog and reminisce about genocidal pricks while ignoring they got their asses kicked.

  • Michael R
    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

      • fredoandme

        snert!!!

    • coozledad

      My God. It’s a mix of gape and snuff porn.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      More, Don. More.

    • The Wanderer

      “A stupid man’s idea of a smart man.”

    • theCryptofishist

      All due to your very smart, and very fat, head.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      “I also weigh as much as 1080 smart phones!”

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Filth in any language is still filth!

  • Jennifer R

    Have they finally figured out that Aryan doesn’t mean what they (and hitler) thought it means?

    • Bobathonic

      Why would they even investigate? They are happy in their ignorance.

      • fredoandme

        well. that IS true.

    • Paperless Tiger

      It basically means Iranian.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Shhh! Don’t tell them. Its funnier that way.

      I forget where I was trolling about a year ago, but people were being hella racist: what have anyone in Africa/Arabia ever contributed?
      I pointed out we use Arabic mathematics.
      And then we were off! It degenerated as one troll insisted the Egyptians were really White(by modern standards) and “nuh uh Aryan has nothing to do with ancient Indo-Iranian people!!1 88!!!1.

      Good times.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        Just some trivia, but strictly speaking, while the Arabic world made huge advances in math, things like “Arabic numerals” are a misnomer. For instance, Arabic numerals are actually Indian in origin, which then passed them to the Arabic states via Baghdad and onto Europe via Italy (where the numerals were identified as Arabic numerals because that’s from where Fibonacci learned of them).

        And I have no idea what that guy was on about with the Egyptians, unless he’s talking about the House of Ptolemy, which died out 700 years before Muhammad.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Oh he was thinking “Anything of value was made by pale faces”, I’m sure….

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        All they hear is that the Arabs invented zero. They don’t realize that means the mathematical concept of nothingness.

      • Jennifer R

        Well considering that Aryan means from Mount Arayat, and Mount Arayat is firmly in historical (and modern) Persia, I figure your trolling victim was a fool.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          Why do you think Persia is now called Iran?

          • Jennifer R

            Because of their delicious walnut pomegranate chicken dish?

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            I’m partial to their dill rice, and their pastries.

  • Red Bird Ω

    And this is NOT a surprise to anyone familiar with Latin America. Can we now stop using the “But I’m Hispanic so I can’t be racist” excuse?

    • TJ Barke

      Yeah, the settlers are super keen on treating the indigenous as less than human.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Sometimes diversity just results in a diverse rainbow of bigotries.

      • Red Bird Ω

        Sad but true.

    • Ezio

      Well, it has been noted how in some Latin American telenovelas they show the rich people as all white and the people who are maids all have darker skin.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        While racist casting is always a thing, that’s also a pretty accurate state of affairs.

        • theCryptofishist

          So (getting serious for a moment), then you go by who is portrayed more sympathetically, and who has more lines.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Or for laughs you can always have an “Indio Rubio” character. Great for comic relief.

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))
      • Red Bird Ω

        Good lord. Hearing a closet racist explain the origin of Steppin Fetchit.

        • (((fka_donnie_d)))

          As we should all know by now a divide and conquer strategy makes the imperialism go down real smooth.

          • Red Bird Ω

            Sure it does. Think the world is tired if that old trick.

          • (((fka_donnie_d)))

            Well, in the 1600s it was positively innovative

          • Red Bird Ω

            True.

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            Maybe. Alexander, and Rome made it work pretty well.

      • C4TWOMAN

        AKA we can out wanker the wankers of the Antebellum South!

        • (((fka_donnie_d)))

          Trust me, the Spanish empire made those crackers look like the love children of Beavis and the dalai lama

    • C4TWOMAN

      As someone only passably informed about South America, I have a question:
      If an English speaking American was raised around the area(father had embassy job), how aware would he be of the activities and history of Nazis in South America?

      • Red Bird Ω

        I don’t know. What I know about South America is based on my interactions with South Americans from various countries. I was born in the Caribbean so I also have a different cultural reference to them than most North Americans. Bottom line is many are racist but they can cover it up better than Yankees.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Welp, this individual has dabbled in Holocaust denial and has fun labeling anyone concerned about anti-semites as being under the influence of “group think”. He’s basically a conman, but I was trying to figure out how much of his bs he believed. He’s Puerto Rican, but not what most Yanks think: as a kid he had flaxen blonde hair; it turned light brown as an adult. Clearly dominate European genes. He has a job at a university.

          Only recently did I realize the Nazis lite crap probably has it’s origin in Brazil/South America where he spent lost of his childhood and where Nazis fled after the war. He is very attached to suggesting Larry Silverstien/Jews were involved in the 911 attacks, but uber coy about actually saying “Jews”. The passive aggressive racism rings true.

          He’s a scumbag, but apparently a charming scumbag. At least that’s why I assume he’s able to keep his job….

          • Red Bird Ω

            So, is this your new crush?

          • C4TWOMAN

            Gag gaga gag, ick
            Bite your tongue!

          • Red Bird Ω

            Well you’re the one who knows his life history and called him charming. Everyone has a person they hate to like.

          • C4TWOMAN

            He was part of a very sleazy group of political con artist that involved many people. I had no choice but to learn more about him to report their activities to the FBI etc.
            Trust me, he was a lovable bunny compared to other members. To get an idea of how sleazy they were, their activities were much like the Sandy Hook Truthers.
            =^-^=

          • Red Bird Ω

            I have no idea what the Sandy Hook Truthers did but I get the idea. I hope the two of you are happy together. *joke*

          • C4TWOMAN
      • Riley Whodat Venable

        I have a co-worker who grew up in Paraguay. She said she learned almost nothing about WWII until college. Something about the British sinking a Nazi battleship?

        • C4TWOMAN

          That’s interesting. It wouldn’t apply in this “individual’s” case, but it could explain why Nazi propaganda has almost no push-back in those regions.

  • Vincent Ricola

    EL DAILY STORMER.

    I can’t stop laughing. What in the fuck?

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Adjective and verb conjugations are haaarrrrrddd.

      • not_vh

        el tormenta diarmente aka the daily tormentor, from whom, you have no respite? who you wish would just go away.

    • Me not sure

      For those who don’t speak Spanish, it means “THE Daily Stormer”.

      • OneYieldRegular

        Thank Dio for Google Translate.

      • Elvis Causticfellow

        Not just any Daily Stormer.

        • Me not sure

          Nein!

    • OneYieldRegular

      “Mañana, EL DAILY STORMER will bring you mucho storios about the fight against the no amigos of the white race. Subscribe ahora, and get an extra tres monthos of EL DAILY STORMER absolutely libre.”

      • Vincent Ricola

        LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Free gratis.

    • theCryptofishist

      Yeah, El Tagliche Stormer is so much classier.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      I’m really surprised they didn’t go for EL DAILY-O STORMER-O

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    ¿Quién es más macho?

    • msanthropesmr

      Toto de Elle, Katie

      • ImGoingBacon

        Ricardo Montalban

  • OT: Some helpful bookstore clerk arranged the display for Ivanka Trump’s new book… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dd1d57eacc8c74cc6788400f0cab762f849fa643535c31be9a6c52730b17de5b.jpg

    • Me not sure

      What are these “bookstores” of which you write?

      • fredoandme

        i’m beginning to sense a pythonesque vibe here.

    • theCryptofishist

      She’s going to need something more specifically dealing with incest…

      • The Wanderer

        Incest is Best (and it won’t rot your teeth!) by Terrance Q. Sisterfucker?

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      Oh my God, that is SO FUCKING GENIUS! HILARIOUS! We have to go into bookstores everywhere and do this.

      • Shut Up, Leonard

        Getting way OT here, but please don’t do this, guys. The stores themselves will be blamed, and the poor underpaid employees will be subject to the wrath of Trump supporters. (Source: am former B&N manager who received ugly tongue-lashing from customer after some wag put Bibles on our “Historical Fiction” display table.)

        • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

          Okay, got it. You’re right. Although….

  • PubOption

    “Only one medal, and he called himself Generalissimo?” – Tin pot dictators everywhere.

  • Ezio

    Do these dummies know how much Muslims impacted the culture of Spain? Even many aspects of their cuisine and architecture come from Muslim influences. During the Inquisition the Catholics didn’t want to get rid of it.

    Just look at this architecture.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fa3a93c0798dc65fea1d1b7ef658d199e073049d8b277b6ee377b347ca56f482.jpg

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      They probably haven’t figured out why our numbering system is called “Arabic numerals,” either. They are so weirdly bone-stupid, it’s amazing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Andalus

  • msanthropesmr

    Generalissimo Franco is still dead.

    • TJ Barke

      But his undead corpse is lurching about, apparently…

  • msanthropesmr

    Where is Lazlo Toth when you need him the most?

  • Turgid Love Skwerl

    Once again I would like to apologize to the entire world for the crimes of my direct ancestors, Isabella and Ferdinand of Spain. I am so sorry, very sorry. I mean it everybody. They were wrong, wrong, wrong.

    • BadKitty904

      Ferdinand of Aragon was rather a swine, but he did help found my home state. So there’s that.

  • msanthropesmr

    Pinche these assholes.

  • BadKitty904

    OT: A question for some of you older Wonketteers, who know more about politics than me – has any other American President in history so blatantly committed treason and betrayed our nation?

    • Michael R

      Obama wore that tan suit .

      • ariel_gee_398

        Also was black.

      • fredoandme

        and he looked damn fine in it.

      • kaydenpat

        Obama was Black. Worst crime ever!!

        • fredoandme

          nah. only the half worstest, since he is, you know, only half black.

    • TJ Barke

      Reagan, maybe, sorta…

      • jesterpunk

        Reagan just sold weapons to Iran and used it to fund the Contra’s in
        Nicaragua. Then lied about it.

        “A few months ago, I told the American people I did not
        trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me
        that’s true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.”

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        Yeah, Iran Contra was borderline. Oliver North took the bullet for that one.

    • Oily Messiah

      Andrew Johnson is probably the best example here. His inept policy wankering literally destroyed reconstruction efforts in the south empowering Jim Crow dixiecrats.

      He also set out to destroy reconstruction, so mission accomplished i guess.

      • C4TWOMAN

        They’ll just think that was a feature not a bug.

    • biologydave

      As an old, Nixon is really the poster child for unfettered corruption. Harding had the Teapot Dome scandal in the early 1920s, but nothing like what we’re experiencing now.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        sabotaging the Paris Peace Accords was pretty bad…

        • Ω cynmac will never surrender

          Ivanka is Complicit.

      • Cliff Hendroval

        The funny thing is that Harding didn’t enrich himself while in office. Other people in his administration made out like bandits, but Harding didn’t.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      To paraphrase Tyrion Lannister, we’ve definitely had devious presidents, and we’ve had idiotic presidents, but I don’t think we’ve ever been cursed with a devious idiot for a president.

      • The Wanderer

        Excellent paraphrase.

    • kaydenpat

      Not to my recollection. While I didn’t like Reagan or either of the Bushes, they weren’t as dangerously egotistical as Trump who lacks self awareness and has no curiosity in anything which doesn’t directly concern himself.

    • Define “older Wonketteers”…

      • BadKitty904

        = “older than me”

        • theCryptofishist

          And since BadKitty is 15, 18 tops, that’s most of us.

          • BadKitty904

            Oh, psht. I’m 28, thank you very much. I have a driver’s license and everything.

          • theCryptofishist

            Wow. Most cats don’t live that long. HOw are your kidneys?

          • BadKitty904

            Not ready to be baked into a pie, with steak-bits, i that’s what you’re asking…

        • I was 12 when Nixon resigned–is that old enough? I remember that my mother and I were driving home from somewhere, in her 1961 Ford Falcon (FANTASTIC car!!!), and we listened to him announce that he was resigning at noon the next day. I wasn’t sure what to make of it, but I remember it being a relief.

          • Ω cynmac will never surrender

            I was 12 and I watched the hearings. The hearings preempted the afternoon TV network programming. My grandma had a Falcon, secondhand and it ran forever.

    • Nockular cavity

      Well, Killary did GOLDMAN SACHS SPEECHEZ!

      • Mirful

        …and that black guy was, well, black.

      • theCryptofishist

        She would have stuffed her cabinet with … oh… wait… never mind.

    • The Wanderer

      Trump is sui generis. Harding, Nixon, Grant, Reagan . . . all pale in comparison.

      • theCryptofishist

        Grant? I know he was inept, but treasonous?

        • The Wanderer

          No, he didn’t. I was lumping in the corrupt.

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          Grant was inept because he trusted people (particularly those who served with him in the army) too much, not so much from innate incompetence.

          • theCryptofishist

            Okay, I can see that. Corrupt administration, absolutely.

        • Elvis Causticfellow

          He was drinky.

    • BadKitty904

      I ask, as this question came up at work today, at a table-full of Americans aged 25-64. None of us could think of a single example of ANYthing like this. And even the worst we could come up with would’ve been impeached for yesterday’s debacle.

    • Yr. Gma

      Well, blatantly, no.

    • La forza del resistino

      Jefferson Davis?

      • Suttree

        Not American. :)

    • Cliff Hendroval

      Well, you did have Reagan, who told the Iranians to hold on to the embassy hostages until after his election. He also sold weapons to the Iranians so he could have a covert stream of funding for Central American rightists. Oh, and there was that little thing where we had bin Laden pinned down in Tora Bora and the Cheney/Rumsfeld cabal said “let him go – if we catch him too soon we won’t get our war in Iraq”. Hmmm…there was also that thing where Nixon told the North Vietnamese not to negotiate with the Johnson administration because he’d give them better terms (and they were dumb enough to believe him).

      • BadKitty904

        What a remarkable coincidence. Every one of those treacherous Presidents were Republicans.

  • Boscoe

    I’m curious to see how long they can sustain copy/pasting all their “articles” into google translate and posting the results to a site where nobody will ever read them…

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    “El Daily Stormer”?
    Ay yi yi, no me gusta!

    • Mirful

      ¡Ay, caramba! ¿Por qué no?

    • theCryptofishist

      Okay, okay, you have to admit that racism against Bumblebee Men is merely good sense.

  • OldWhiteLies

    Racism, you’re doing it wrong.

  • anwisok
  • Christopher Story

    If there is a silver lining, the whole phenomena suggests that the gross total number of actual bigots is shrinking. Thus the need to not just expand the language in a vain attempt to accrue greater membership, but the need to expand the very definition of “white.” They just don’t have the numbers otherwise.

    • Wild Cat

      Good point.

      Per the current neo-nazi Spencer article in the farty old Atlantic, ‘whiteness’ may now be a cultural acceptance of ‘European’ values, norms, aesthetics, and superiority. (Look at how many Jews and ethnic shits are fascists.)

      Sort of like JC Watts. Allen West, or Ginny Thomas’ butler.

      • Christopher Story

        European Values.
        Sure I’ll take sex in the afternoon
        Universal health care sounds great too
        I do enjoy to robust public education system
        Living wages are awesome
        So is marijuana!

        Oops, wrong European Values. These guys are thinking of monarchies and theo-fascism.

    • theCryptofishist

      I hope you’re right.

      • Wild Cat

        We have to trick white supremacists into getting Vasectomies for Christ.

        Maybe a free toaster?

        • Suttree

          Make it a three slice toaster.

          • theCryptofishist

            Three slice sounds like there might be some cucking involved. Microwave? Blender? No, not blender–that’s going to invoke racial mixing in their “minds.”

          • Suttree

            I actually had a three slice toaster once. my neighbors were evicted and all of their stuff thrown onto the front lawn. They picked up everything they wanted and left a bunch of stuff behind. I was pulling in from work and saw a shiny chrome toaster and grabbed it and cleaned it up. It was handy for club sandwiches and absolutely nothing else. Who has three slices of toast with their eggs?

          • Suttree

            And the microwave will listen in on your conversations.

          • theCryptofishist

            Oh, that’s right. No wonder these people need to reinstate Kinder, Kuche, Kirche.

    • Shrinking? More Muslims voted for Trump than Romney.

      • Wild Cat

        Yes, they have such a proud history of respecting women on an equal footing with men. /s/

        However, Muslims are not a race.

      • Christopher Story

        And more Americans voted for Hillary than for Trump.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • TJ Barke

      Talking to that lady at the newspaper not go well?

      • MynameisBlarney

        yes actually,but I just thought this was a funny comic

    • Red Bird Ω

      :(

  • TJ Barke
    • theCryptofishist

      You’re only going to confuse them. Communists are already hiding under their beds and in their pumpkin patches. You can’t expect them to deal with Anarchists, also, too.

      • TJ Barke

        Fucking communists ruin everything…

      • The Wanderer

        They already voted for anarchists. They’re in the Freedom Caucus.

        • TJ Barke

          Right libertarians are not anarchists. They’re capitalist extremists coopting language.

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        “That’s just like…your opinion, man.”

      • Thaumaturgist

        Or Crypto! You’re so 20th Century! These days the Russians hide out in the Lincoln Bedroom.

        • theCryptofishist

          But, but, Rush Limbaugh slept there!

  • theCryptofishist

    I know that it’s been said already, but I’m certain it was better in the original German. (Is that even funny?)

  • TJ Barke
  • Gwennie_G

    I would pay one million dollars to any hacker who can make it so that users have to press 2 to get to the English version of the site.

    • The Wanderer

      LOL

    • DainBramage

      You’re going to get someone’s corporate offices firebombed.

  • The Wanderer

    I’m looking forward to Daily Stormer coming out with a Hebrew edition. It would make sense – I mean, look at the Log Cabin Republicans; if they can blithely align with the same people who want to destroy them, surely the Nazis can find a few Jews that are also filled with self-hatred.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Like Jared?

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    How about an edition in Hebrew?

    • Wild Cat

      OK—here you go:

      Hw abt an edton in Hbrw?

      • pstockholm

        wrbh ni notde na tba wh

  • Did they translate the Spanish hate page into Mexican? I can’t understand lisping.
    https://media2.giphy.com/media/11piMQEXrsO75u/giphy.gif

  • Nockular cavity

    ¿Quien es Mas Fascho?

  • Nick Scroggs

    Well, that’s not surprising. Just by to vent about how, like, the TA sessions for one class I have to go to, it’s so annoying, like they’re basically quoting stuff you find in a cliched book from the 70s on systems of injustice and threats to the system and what not, just so annoying. And it reminded me a lot of comments you’d find on the Daily Caller or Brietbart, only left-wing, and basically just the two TAs going on about black power and 1968 movements in very abstract terms, where everything is neat and tidy, and things that don’t fit have a… like, several times I wnated to call into question the very idea of “liberal consensus” theory, like, you ignore all kinds of thigns, like indiviudals being rpejudicied, sorry about all the misspellings, computer’s acting dodgy, my point is, no mention of thigns like corporate power guys, or backlash form police unless I broguht it up, etc. It’s a very stereotypical “politically correct/college choir preaching”‘ thing, super annoying.

  • Zippy W Pinhead
  • boyblue122

    Will they also make a pictures only site for people who dont “English” so good like Drumpf

  • wait! what?

    The mental runt
    Of a fascist front
    Went online to play
    English wasn’t enough
    To make his insecurities feel buff
    So now he ends all his posts with olé, olé, olé

  • JohnBull

    A third of Austrians think National Socialism brought good things?
    Well, the roads, I guess.

    • Steve Cole

      Oh, yes. And the sewers.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Perra, por favor.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Fortunately, their nihilist international is failing to launch in Europe, probably because of the stunning incompetence of their standard-bearer, Trump. Thanks America. Hope you survive.

  • Nephilim

    The translations will be redundant. I lived in a Latin American country for two years and they already have their racist publications. They don’t need no Gringo on how to show them how to hate. And among the nations they most hate and deride is the United States and those Gringo Imperialists.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    When I was in military school, my roommate was Mexican. Blond, Blue-Eyed, he could have posed for a Waffen-SS recruiting poster. He was a rich bitch, but not a racist. I had another friend, his last name was “Jans”, like the Brady Bunch Jan, but he Old Men in my company thought he was German, again blond, blue-eyed. They always called him “Hans” and got angry when he didn’t respond, but why should he? That wasn’t his name.

    The first Black friends I made were in military school. The graduated seniors in my company had been racist assholes – none of the Black cadets had rank, even he Seniors were slick-sleeve Cadet Privates – , and the Black guys, new and Old Men alike, were happy that us new cadets didn’t care about skin color.

    • jesterpunk

      I dont understand why anyone in the military or military school would intentionally try and piss off someone they need to rely on who is trained on hand to hand combat and weapon use.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Oh that’s easy.
        Because, dumb.

  • Ezio

    Irony: When black people talk about racism, white racists tell them to “get over it” and “stop blaming white people for all their problems” but in the next breath they blame Jewish people for wanting to commit “white genocide” and “keeping white men down” or something.

    • BadKitty904

      How are they s’posed to get over a problem they’re not causing?

    • TJ Barke

      Cognitive dissonance; it’s a bitch…

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Neo-confederates do the exact same thing, they’re still yelling at black people for being affected by something that ended 160 years ago and then worship something that ended 160 years ago.

  • Koch Blockula

    Here’s a name for the Spanish edition: “Pendejos Blancos Cada Dia”.

    Or maybe “Caca Dia” would be more truthful.

    • miss_grundy

      La Comemierderia del Dia

  • BadKitty904

    I hope they do an interview with Malaria – it’d be a big seller in certain bitter circles…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/699bb9928090774062b5603067675b289d861abfee1878572205df64926ecc54.jpg

  • jesterpunk
  • TheGrandWazoo2

    …fits their mission to spread Hitlerism across the world.

    Berlin 1945…TOTALLY worth it!
    https://ww2resource.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/c5284-fullsize.jpg

    • wait! what?

      Like a little Schock und Ehrfurcht ever hurt anybody.

    • h4rr4r

      You will be glad to know these assholes would be jailed in Germany.

      Here in the USA they are free to deny the holocaust all they like.

    • coozledad

      Man, I was going to link to some footage of the ruins, but aside from a single Pathe newsreel, the comment sections are all weeping Nazis. Ick.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        As someone who hates Nazis and still loves a good Nazi-punching, I still hate to see bombed out neighborhoods, no matter where they are (ETA: or when they were).

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        The one I just linked is clean.

    • Wild Cat

      I love watching the ruins of Nazism.

      I hope to live to piss on the ruins of its second incarnation as my father did to the first. (Yes, actual American heroes used to exist, not the freaks you see now collecting vapid cheers at ball games.)

  • MynameisBlarney

    Ladies and gents…the REAL reason behind the space program.

    http://memebase.cheezburger.com/webcomics

    • wait! what?

      https://youtu.be/DTx_qTwQqjU

      The best defense is a good offense.

    • BadKitty904

      Control of the spice mines of Kessel?

    • Ezio

      And the astronaut would later go on to become Bullseye, arch-nemesis of Daredevil.

  • SheltonTodd

    Pinche culeros pendejos!

  • blarg

    Sadly, there are many people in Spain who still get misty thinking of Franco. My FIL being one of them.

    • Steve Cole

      Tru Dat. Viva Rota!

    • Me not sure

      There are also many who would rather clam up than even mention his name.

  • Clyde Barrow

    If there was an omnipotent being in the Universe, the Daily Stormer site would have been targeted by the WannaCry ransomware, just out of spite.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Unfortunately, my native language is English. Although I do know some Spanish, what is the point, for me, of reading it in Spanish when I can suck on that foedit water all by myself?

  • whitroth

    “Desecrate the tomb of Franco”? If someone will pay for my flight to Spain, I’ll go piss on his reburied grave.

    Viva the Abraham Lincoln Brigade!

  • Michael Smith

    Wow, what with General Franco and the Spanish Inquisition, I didn’t realize how much Spanish fascism and proto-fascism has contributed to modern comedy!

  • SheltonTodd

    Perhap’s the Daily Stormer will hold a memorial for Franco’s buddy and Spain’s first astronaut.
    http://iberianature.com/spain_culture/culture-and-history-of-spain-o/operation-ogre/

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    In Happy Times from Spain, my company recently donated some medical equipment to a really nice group of doctors that saves refugees that they find adrift on the Aegean and Mediterranean Seas.

    These medical devices cannot help Nazis to GO FUCK THEMSELVES RIGHT IN THE FUCKING EAR, so I suggest they do that on their own.

  • marxalot

    OT: I survived my grandfather’s funeral, which is to say, spending 3 days with my extended family. And I hardly even winced when addressed by my gov’t name, or when I said the words “I promise, I’m a girl” (a phrase which I had to use a distressing number of times)!

    • BadKitty904

      Congrats! (I hope)

      • marxalot

        Sobriety intact and everything (since my sober goal is to NOT FUCK UP DRUNK, NOT DRINK ALONE, and NOT HAVE DRINKS AS AN ACTIVITY anymore, I don’t count the ceremonial shot of Jameson to my grandfather’s memory).

        • BadKitty904

          Nor should. The Parting Glass is traditional. Just keep in mind it’s “glass,” not “glasses,” and you’ll be hunky-dory.

          • marxalot

            Yup! Just the one, with one of my people (who had lost his own gran’da not too long ago). Success.

          • BadKitty904

            The seven blessings on you and may your Grandfather rest in God’s right hand.

  • wait! what?

    I would love to hack their site and add extra letters and retitle it as the Daily Stammer.

    • Boscoe

      Stroker?

      • wait! what?

        …and maybe post sime chakra “manipulation” info; The Daily Stamper.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Shit.
    Did Anna delete her account again?

    She’s got me really worried now.

    • Ezio

      Wait what?

      • wait! what?

        Wasn’t me…

      • MynameisBlarney

        On another thread she was talking kinda scary “ready for it to end talk”.
        I hope she doesn’t…I can’t even say it.

        • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

          Does anyone have her number?

          • MynameisBlarney

            She doesn’t have a phone.

          • Yr. Gma

            Someone needs Baby Girl’s number.

        • Ezio

          Can anyone on here get in contact with her or knows her in real life?

          • MynameisBlarney

            I have her email address on my home pc, but she doesn’t have a phone and I don’t have any contact info for her friends.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            ilikecats used to talk to her on one of Anna’s other breaks from the site. Hopefully ilikecats is reading this.

    • Oh jeez.

    • Yr. Gma

      She posted something about one of her posts getting moderated. I think that’s what sent her off the rails this time. I don’t think it was her current poverty issues. She’ll be back. I have faith in Anna always coming back.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        Moderated? Here?

        I think I’ve only ever gotten that once, and it was just a false-positive thing because Disqus was glitching.

        • Yr. Gma

          I kinda of thought it was a Disqus thing, but I don’t know.

      • MynameisBlarney

        What on earth was in any of those posts that would be moderated?

        Anyway, I hope you’re right.

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          Sometimes Disqus gets glitchy (like it did when we started seeing ads again). Something gets crosswise and certain key words get flagged – I had a post moderated at one point because it used the word “casino”.

    • theCryptofishist

      She posted 9 minutes before you did.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I must have missed it.

        • theCryptofishist

          Scroll down a bit.

          • MynameisBlarney

            I honestly didn’t see it.
            What did she say?

  • Bigby

    Oh please leave, the ventana open, Federico Lorca is…dead and gone.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-qcy0-7ngw

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    i had a neighbor from Argentina (apparently – and this is a sweeping generalization – Argentinians, especially from the big cities, think of themselves as being very chic and european.) anyway, she called her black friend, la negra….but it’s not as in “knee-gro” but the spanish word for black.

    Whether the term has the same sort of tone of derision and disrespect it has here in english, I don’t know.

    (I AM NOT DEFENDING any racist claptrap…just sayin’)

  • Anna Rompage

    At least they’re not translating it to mexican or anything like that…

    • Yr. Gma

      My embarrassing mother used to say that to people. “I don’t understand you. I don’t speak Mexican.”

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        two colombians once told me i didn’t speak spanish, I spike mexican.

        Inter (intra?)-latin american country hate is surprisingly strong.

        • h4rr4r

          One of my coworkers is married to a Puerto Rican, because he thinks it is funny to piss her off he constantly calls her Mexican. I quietly chuckle.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            yeah, that was one of hte pairs I was thinking of. I think it may also be more just getting tired of being confused. I knew some colombian sisters and they HATED being called mexican (duh, they live on the border, it’s gonna happen).

          • Yr. Gma

            Border?

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            the one Trump wants to build a wall on.

          • Yr. Gma

            Oh. I was confused with the Colombia reference.

        • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

          It’s your accent, most Americans learn to speak Mexican Spanish. And it’s a wonderful world of overlapping prejudice out there.

          • h4rr4r

            Slang also too.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            that’s a big one – there’s a famous one that is a routine word in puerto rico but a naughty naughty one here. I forget what it is.

          • Yr. Gma

            My daughter did a college year in Spain, and now she’s “bilingual” with the “proper” stuff she learned in Europe and the California Spanish she speaks with her students.

        • Indivisible Snark Tank

          Not exactly hatred, but my Puerto Rican colleagues can’t understand a word of what my Mexican colleagues are saying.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            i’m not fluent, but i can usualyl get the gist of things, or at least pick up a few words I know.
            In Florida, the Cubans were almost 100% incomprehensible to me.

          • Meccalopolis

            Yeah I speak Dominican Spanish so…

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        “I’d like the chicken fajitas?” (pronounced Fah-Jai-tahs).
        – Mother Rrrrobotnik

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          heh, you reminded me of a funny story I didn’t share. I was in class when the TX mom got home from grocery shopping, so I couldn’t help her unload.

          She tried to get the spanish-speaking lady on the block to help bring them in using hand signs and stuff – the lady left and came back with a box of cheerios and milk.

          She thought my mom was telling her she was hungry and wanted food.

          • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

            Probably one of the best, and most common, misunderstandings is when an American tries to say that they’re embarrassed in Spanish. “Embarazado”, in fact, means “pregnant.”

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            heh, yeah, I made that one a few months back. The wonketeriat corrected me.
            On the border we of course have spanglish, so I had a buddy in college from brownsville that hosted a spanish rock tv show…he was once embarrassed he couldn’t remember the word “chance” in spanish, so eh blurted out “chanza”

  • OrG

    I await the Arabic and Hebrew versions.

    • Oily Messiah

      Isn’t there already a hebrew version called “The Daily Settlement”

    • lawrence090469

      There are anti Israel Jews, so perhaps in a couple of months.

  • Mary Sandoras
    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      What a nightmare. I had a terrible client once who insisted that presentation counted more than content. Luckily, I was reassigned quickly to a mission critical project and only had to tolerate that BS for a minute.

  • BadKitty904

    I’ll wait for the Pig-Latin edition of Ethay Ailyday Ormerstay.

  • Jesse

    Liberal Latinos need to troll the ffffuuuuuuuukkkk out of that site.

  • Anna Rompage

    I wonder if the white supremacists realize that the ancestral heritage of most spanish folks is an eclectic mix of main land Europeans, mixed with moores, middle easterners, Africans, and jews?

    • h4rr4r

      If they realized that they would know we are all africans if you go back far enough.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Aren’t we all? “Dolt is dreading overseas trip”
    https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/864564527152730112

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      He just knows they won’t get the steak right. And the chocolate cake probably sucks.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        And they have sorbet and gelato, not ice cream. Weak.

        • Oily Messiah

          And he’ll probably get the same number of scoops as everyone else. SAD!

          • lawrence090469

            Is he going to kiss the Saudis like W did, and will there be pictures?

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        And he won’t get to sleep in his big-boy bed.

        • ariel_gee_398

          You just know he can’t go in strange bathrooms.

          • msanthropesmr

            Noooooo. He will be even Fuller of suit when he returns.

      • Miles Monroe

        In fact, the chocolate cake at the Continental David in Tel Aviv is quite good, and they even serve it with the breakfast buffet, gawd bless ’em.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Maybe he should just stay home and send someone that isn’t a total fuckwit.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        Who? Tell me who wouldn’t a total fucktard? Remember Mitten’s overseas visits? If Romneybot could be programmed correctly, what chance do any of the rest of them have?

        • MynameisBlarney

          Well…

          Dunno.

          Anyone that won’t, yanno…spill state secrets?

          • Ω cynmac will never surrender

            I’m just thinking about the casual racism and what comments might be made. Causing international incidents.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdyin6uipy4

          • Ducksworthy

            So who’s secret service did he compromise, thus endangering the lives of their agents? Israel or Saudi? One or the other might be less than diligent about his safety.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Israel’s, from what I’ve been reading.

          • Ω cynmac will never surrender

            Probably Israeli pretending to be Arab. Like Eli Cohen in the 1960’s. The Syrians publicly executed him and never returned his remains to his family. He’s a hero in Israel and the movie about him, The Impossible Spy is fascinating. I think I saw it on Hulu.
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli_Cohen

      • An Outhouse for the Resistance

        A Democrat?

    • BadKitty904

      He has every reason to.

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      Well, duh. The golf courses SUCK in the Middle East.

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        It’s all one big sand trap.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          I played on Sand Greens in Tripoli. It sucked.

    • DainBramage

      One more reason for him to resign.

    • Miles Monroe

      Prediction: Trip will be “postponed”, because reasons

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        I wonder who he would send to the G7 summit in Italy? And I can’t imagine Dolt 45 would pass up a chance to meet the Pope. Maybe catch a ride in the Popemobile.

        • LucindathePook

          He could drive the Popemobile.

        • Three Finger Salute

          He could send Jared, to encourage members of the G7 to invest in another Kushner property in exchange for citizenship (but totally not pay to play, you guys). Or he could send Ivanka, to try and seduce Justin Trudeau yet again in exchange for NAFTA concessions (and get shut down a third time). Or he could send himself, because he thinks “G-7” is just one stop on a tour that also includes “B-37,” “I-14,” “N-28,” and “O-54.” He really, really wants to get Bingo.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      I’m calling Trump’s trip the “Piss Off the Children of Abraham” tour. First Saudi Arabia (You mean I can’t go to Mecca?), then on to Israel, then to the Vatican.
      Pope Frankie will forgive Trump, but only because it’s his job.

  • Ω cynmac will never surrender

    MSNBC is running the Sally Yates interview. I love Anderson Cooper.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    But I thought hate was the universal language?

  • Thiazin Red

    Well why should that creepy ass Hitler town in Argentina not get to read it in Spanish?

  • weejee
    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      that last step’s a doozy.

      • jesterpunk

        Just tell them that gravity is a theory just like climate change and its part of some plot to take over the world.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          a jewish theory…with votes.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Oily Messiah

      More than likely it will end with him careening back into bannon’s arms, until bannon falls back out of favor and kushner takes over again. Slightly different policy preferences, same sloppy execution

    • Vincent Ricola

      “Trump becoming ‘sour and dark’ as he turns against son-in-law Jared Kushner

      Opposed the regular ‘happy and light’ version of Donald Trump?

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        You bring up a good point. RWNJs are very unhappy people. I can’t think of anything more painful than a GOP party. At least we have joy.

        • Vincent Ricola

          All that greed and hate are bad for the soul.

    • Chadwells

      I thought he was master of the universe and does everything better by himself anyway?

    • Anna Rompage

      Jesus f’n christ dutch ruddering with hitler! Did they install that defective Mitt-Bot 20.08 software that was responsible for such classics as “Who let the dogs out” and “Binders full of women”

      Is that guy even human?

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        Nope. The Mitt-bot software was recalled. I Bought It At Jared is a different beast.

    • TJ Barke

      No, Donnie, you’re the incompetent.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      “Trump, a hasty and indifferent reader of printed briefing materials, simply did not possess the interest or knowledge of the granular details of intelligence gathering” means “Dolt 45 is breathtakingly stupid and everyone knows it,” only cleaned up because, you know, Times and all.

    • Greyhame

      Jared looks like he just ate your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

    • Bozilingus

      How soon will Donnie go “Red Queen”?

      “Off with their heads! Off with their heads!”

  • Ducksworthy

    In other news, Francisco Franco is Still Dead. However, it should be remembered that the Fascist Generalissimo ruled Spain until 1975, a year after Richard Nixon resigned. So its not surprising that they’re here to give it another try. They never really went away.

    • Serai 1

      Kind of amazed anyone ever thought the fascists had gone away.

  • lucidamente

    In other news, Francisco Franco is still dead and Richard Spencer is still punched in the face.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      More than once!

    • Nounverb911

      Not often enough!

  • Me not sure

    Dear El Daily Stormer,
    From the date of your receipt of this letter, I do not wish that my name, likeness or words be used in any way, shape or form by your horrible site. I mean, okay, maybe I was an asshole, but you guys are the worst. See you in court, putos! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f40f76d0600f9e0270169db9c0e561940ca263e12d6f6a901899ca34099ff5ea.gif
    Yours in death,
    Generalissimo Francisco Franco

    • Serai 1

      “Puto” isn’t really a Spanish thing, more a Mexican thing.

      Joputa (short for “son of a whore”) would be the epithet, if you’re talking about Spain. Or jilipolla (“ninny”), if you want one that carries more mockery.)

      • Me not sure

        My daughter has lived in both Spain and Mexico and is great with the differences. She also worked as a legal interpreter in the Palm Beach County Courthouse in Florida where she picked up on Cuban , Puerto Rican, and other Latin American dialects. My Spanish Is like my German, rudimentary and incomplete.

        • Serai 1

          I’m only aware of the differences because my dad’s from Spain, so I grew up hearing Spanish cursing, which is very different from Mexican cursing. (Spanish cursing tends to be detailed and elaborate. Mexican cursing is more like American, in that they rely on a handful of dirty words and not much else.) And I had a few vacations over there with my family, during which I heard a fair amount of it. :)

  • Werewolf

    Good evening-I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re not. Our top story tonight-Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

    • Lyly Sirivong

      I’m always a bit stunned when I remember that Franco died less than 5 years before I was born.

      • Grumpy Twat

        I was 13. I remember it being on the news and not realising the significance. Ditto the return of Juan Carlos.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          Wow. I was 18. Sucks to be old.

      • Serai 1

        Jesus Christ, I was in high school when he died.

  • From the resident FB Trump supporter, it’s not a big deal that he shared secret info with the Russians. He wanted to do it, so it’s okay….

    I’m going to spend the rest of the day screaming profanity and hitting my head against my desk.

    • jesterpunk
    • snark-lurker

      knock yourself out. but it won’t help (sorry)

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      So if he wanted to blow up half of Syria, that’d be okay because “he wanted to do it”?

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      Hillary was sharing classified information with the whole world … because she wanted to. (She didn’t).

    • Oily Messiah

      Well legally speaking, this is one of the areas where if the president does it, its not illegal (or at least criminal so to speak). The rules governing classification of sensitive information derive from the underlying executive order and thus, the president is legally OK to declassify anything he wants and share it.

      So with the token criminality analysis out the way, now we can get on to why we should still scream profanity and head-desk ourselves into blissful oblivion. The “should Trump have done this” screams obviously not. The Russians are really good at intelligence and even though “sources and methods” were not discussed, they can likely be inferred by competent intelligence work.

      It really matters to exactly why Trump disclosed the information. Is this merely a matter of presidential judgment (albeit uninformed misjudgment), then its not so bad as what it is suggested it is, that is, presidential bragging and impulsiveness.

      If we then move forward with the “bragging and impulse” assumption, we can finally get to, does this disclosure, while not rising to the level of criminal treason, still constitute an impeachable offense and potentially a violation of the oath of office. This is where I think the best argument lies.

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        It also says that any such declassification should be run through “the appropriate classifying agency” though to ensure that they are comfortable with it being declassified.

        • Oily Messiah

          Yes, I believe that is more aspirational than mandatory though for the president, since the classifying agency gets its classification authority from the president.

      • Serai 1

        Someone’s going to have to explain to me how something that is defined as treason in the Constitution, with a penalty of DEATH, is somehow not illegal.

        Seriously, I’d love to hear this.

        • Three Finger Salute

          “When the president does something, that means it’s not illegal.”

          -Richard Nixon, interview with David Frost, 1977

    • lawrence090469

      You and Reince Prebus.

    • anon_the_great

      Remember, see a Nazi…punch a Nazi

    • Angela Ruzzo

      As Oily Messiah states below, this was not illegal. However, it is against the unwritten rules to do it without permission from the original source of the Intel and without consulting our own security experts. It could result in many long-time allies deciding not to share information with our security forces anymore, which could have very serious consequences leading to a shift in global power politics, or leading to the US being out of the loop on Intel about future terror attacks. He didn’t think of that. He is too stupid to think of that. He has no idea what the fuck he is doing, which should now be painfully clear to everyone who missed that before. Not that your resident Trump Supporter will care, because he/she probably has no idea how international politics works.

    • Serai 1

      But somehow nothing Obama ever did was okay… because he didn’t want to do it?

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    heh, it is eerie:

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/watch-trumps-speech-at-liberty-u-is-weirdly-similar-to-reese-witherspoons-legally-blonde-speech/

    ““The Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon on Monday discovered some eerie similarities between Donald Trump’s commencement address to Liberty University and another famous graduation speech—Elle Woods’ from the 2001 romantic comedy “Legally Blonde.””

    • Vincent Ricola

      I wish Elle Woods was POTUS.

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        She certainly couldnt do any worse. Of course i think the following things would be a better president than Trump. A bucket of warm piss, Bill Cypher, my cat, Mitt Romney…

  • Me not sure

    OT : I just saw where Ann Coulter called Donnie grotesque and a disappointment.
    HAHAHAHAHA…GASP!….HAHAHAHAHHA!
    There was no reference to any sort of failure in judgement on her part.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Who the fuck cares? Ann Coulter needs to just crawl back under the rock.

    • chicken thief

      She still sporting her lady boner for Chris Christie, is she?

      • Me not sure

        So, do they share one between them? I don’t see one in evidence here. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/88e742ea980b2a61308ee180eb7438ba61dfbdae1f102ece5b9cf64ae1e42530.jpg

        • Bitter Scribe

          Attention, Chris: Do not wear tight clothes. Just don’t. Ever again.

          Signed,

          America’s digestive tract

          • Me not sure

            STAND BACK! THAT CROTCH IS ABOUT TO BLOW!

          • phoenix00

            But what if everything is tight? You want him to wear /nothing/??

        • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

          3 words Chris: pleat-front pants!

          • Me not sure

            … and get the elastic waistband.

          • phoenix00

            No article of clothing on this planet is capable of hiding Christie’s engorgements. Nothing.

        • chicken thief

          Do these white pants make my cock look big?

          • Me not sure

            ????…. maybe so, actually.

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      I admit her Trumpgrets is the best one yet, since she published a screed about how Trumpy was going to save america.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d3c7715c8166cdbb6d5428673c587a910ee51225280693522984159d364aedce.gif

  • ken_kukec

    Guess they feature stories like “Why Opa lives in Argentina”?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      “And can’t leave.”

  • MynameisBlarney

    “Briefings? I don’t need no stinking briefings!”

    http://crooksandliars.com/2017/05/trump-i-dont-neeed-daily-intelligence

    No…you really do not. Especially if you’re just going to fucking tell the goddamned russians, you fuckin piece of shit traitor.

  • Wild Cat

    DIA STORMER

    Contentia:

    Juden Mucho Dinero . . . . . 3

    Papists Muchado Cum . . . . . 17

    Modello Nega Es Mal . . . 43

    Stompa Feminazi’s Pieholio . . . 57

    Juden es Juden es Rothchild Bilderberg . . . .69

    Crossword . . . . . . 77

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      heh, Stompa made me laugh.

    • Internet Hitler

      Garfield

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Cómo ser un pinche cabrón.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      ¿Donde estan las caricaturas?

  • JCTRambler

    As recently as the early 80s, Argentian political cartoons drew Brazilians as monkeys.

    • Red Bird Ω

      But Maradona.

    • Serai 1

      Latino racists could give these pseudo-Nazi clowns a good run for their money, believe me.

  • chascates

    “…internet troll..” Do people actually put that on their business cards?

    • Oily Messiah

      Keyboard Warrior, Internet Badass, and “Woke” Provocateur are usually preferred

      • TJ Barke

        Claims to be “woke”, incapable of using basic critical thinking skills…

      • Saxo the Grammarian

        101st Fighting Keyboarders!

  • Bitter Scribe

    I’ve never understood how Stormfront-type people could believe Jews to be, at the same time, Marxists and greedy vulture capitalists. And WTF is “cultural Marxism”? It means they make a lot of money ripping off white Christian Aryans while, I dunno, going in for Shostakovich and posters of square-jawed collective farmers?

    • SadDemInTex

      Hey…Shostakovich was tormented by Stalin. He barely survived and in fact died too young.

      • Bitter Scribe

        Yeah, you’re absolutely right. Shouldn’t have used him.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      I think “Cultural Marxism” might be an oxymoron on the same level as “Christian Aryan.”

      • Regret

        I don’t see how? Capitalist Marxism would be an oxymoron.
        I think Cultural Marxism translates to equal shares of culture for everyone.

        “From each according to their capabilities to each according to their needs.”

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_each_according_to_his_ability,_to_each_according_to_his_needs

        That means art gets made by the best artists and the distributed to the people without art. Well, that and all the other parts of culture. Culture is a complex subject now that I think about it.

        • Angela Ruzzo

          The problem is that Marxism in practice is very different from Marxism in theory as written by Mr. Marx. In practice, people with no culture, or who despise culture, or who think their own culture is the only good culture, tend to rise to the top and make the decisions as to who is a good artist, and who is a good writer, etc. Also, culture is more than art and music and literature, it is a social tie that binds people together. Common foods, entertainments, architecture, clothing, language, history, religion, mores and traditions are all elements of culture. In practice, Marxism tends to impose a standard “culture” that is whatever the leaders want it to be. The leaders get to decide who is “capable” rather than the society as a whole. Therefore I still think “cultural Marxism” is an oxymoron.

    • Serai 1

      That’s easy – it’s because they have no fucking idea what any of those words mean.

  • Raan

    And in international news, Generalismo Francisco Franco rose from the dead today, just to prove he could.

  • Internet Hitler

    If only Pepe had lived to see this.

  • Internet Hitler

    Pero sus correos electrónicos!

  • Werewolf

    Wonder if these pendejos realize that Franco gave asylum to any Jew who could get into Spanish territory during the war? Franco is a Jewish name-El Caudillo was a descendant of conversos, and was quite aware of the fact.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      What Franco did for or against the Jews during WWII is hotly debated.
      https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/jun/20/franco-gave-list-spanish-jews-nazis

      • Werewolf

        Interesting. I’m guessing that he was hedging his bets no matter who won. In any case, Jews did take refuge in Spain during WWII.

        • Angela Ruzzo

          Yes they did. For a price. But then, again, if they didn’t have some money or valuables, they rarely made it that far in the first place.

  • BearDeLaOursistance

    ♫ Spain will gain a pain without a brain… ♫

  • Angela Ruzzo

    ¡Hijo de la gran madre puta!

  • sgt. jmk of the résistance

    I hate to break it to these Nazi dipshits (and I’m sure I’m not the first to do so), but oh sad sorrrrrrrrry.

    Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

    • phoenix00

      Oh yeah?! So is Hitler! Proves nothing!

  • Serai 1

    No, the Argentina thing is not about Eichmann. Believe me, those people were racist long before WWII. My mom is from Argentina, and I’ve heard about this from her. If you even have dark hair, you’re considered lower class. Plus, plastic surgery is a fucking PLAGUE in Argentina – the girls start at pre-pubescence with the face-hacking, and it’s a point of pride to wear your bandages in public. That is one weird-ass country.

  • LiPao

    Mi caballo no tiene patas.
    Don’t hate my brown horsey!

  • Nick Scroggs

    I honestly have nothing to say, just shock.

  • norcalOG

    Quien es mas macho: Sarah Palin o KellyAnn Conway?

    • mailman27

      Las dos estan lo mismo. (?)

  • Keith Taylor

    I’m a grumpy old man who doesn’t as a rule like website acronyms, but in this case, OMG. And OMG again. Once, just once, I looked at the Daily Stormer and had to scrub my eyeballs after seeing this cartoon (are they called memes?) which showed the hockey-masked steroid-ridden Humungus from one of the Mad Max movies, pointing a junior cannon of a handgun out of the panel and saying, “Give us your kikes and you can go.”
    Wonderful. The Daly Stormer now gets to be hideous and vile in Spanish, and Franco is coming back from his tomb, as a vampire no doubt. Progress doesn’t end.
    “And what is your nationality, Mr. Blaine?” “I’m a drunkard.”

  • Wee Mousie

    Well, there’s no law against white supremacist being delusional, in fact, just the opposite, so maybe off-white people might want to join those pasty-white bigots, hating on beige, desert sand, tan, taupe, beaver, chestnut, raw umber, rosy brown, chocolate, cafe noir, charcoal, noir, light black, eerie black, ebony and jet colored people.

    Still, I feel sorry for those who value each lighter shade of white over everything else. With their value system, the only way they can improve their lot in their own eyes.is to die of exsanguination.

  • Scooby

    So, we have it in English and Spanish but not German…does anyone else see the irony of that.

  • SeeTrain65

    White Supremacy for Brown People. Makes perfect sense. If you comb your hair with a hatchet.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Well now, look who is celebrating diversity and inclusiveness!

  • Zyxomma

    Ugh.

  • empclsr

    no, no, they don’t represent mestizo’s, they are white, lazy, thieving putos from Spain, that racist, bigoted country which is just a shell of it’s former glory…dying flapping from a hangar twirling with, it’s fans and mantillas in the dry of a 100 degree heat, of a 4th rate country….

  • motmelere

    Shouldn’t the site be called El Tormento Diario or some such thing? Is the majority of the content going to be pidgin Spanish? Respect, my amigos! Live mas con Trump torre taco bowls. :)

  • mardam422

    You know, putting “El” in front of something doesn’t make it Spanish. Like…May I have el baloney sandwich is not asking for a baloney sandwich in Spanish. Just sayin’.

  • richardgrabman

    Wow… reading all the comments, I can see why Daily Stormer is also in Spanish. Apparently, in the US, people still thnk there’s something called “race” that has something to do with genetics. Down my way, even our old Nazis (like José Vasconcelos) just went for “raza” meaning culture or nationality.

  • surf2liv

    Franco HItler Mussolini and Petain and Salazar of Portugal all agreed ..Big Jewish Finance financed Lenin(who said that Spain would be the 2nd Soviet Republic) and control countries..? Well do they..here is Larry Silverstein saying he pulled WTC 7..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p34XrI2Fm6I

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