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In yet another News McNugget that leaves you asking “Just what the fuck is wrong with him?” we learn Team Trump is celebrating six whole months since the November 2016 election by reminding everyone that Hillary Clinton conceded to Donald Trump, she really really did, hahahahaha! Dan Scavino, the White House’s director of social media, celebrated the 6-month anniversary of So Much Winning by tweeting a screenshot of the November 9 call in which Huma Abedin called Kellyanne Conway to say Clinton would soon concede. Look at all the winningest winny winning, which wins!

Scavino promised to release video of the concession call “in the near future,” to prove that Clinton TOTALLY LOST like a big LOSER, but he didn’t respond to a Yahoo! News question about when that video might be revealed. Or why. Kellyanne Conway got into the act too, reminding us that while Hillary Clinton accepted the election results, maybe not everyone has, because they are such losey-losers!

Asked if she thought Americans really needed to be reminded who won the election, Conway, that bottomless well of graciousness, replied in an email to Yahoo!, “Aren’t you asking the wrong POTUS candidate/staff/movement?” You stay classy, Kellyanne! Maybe they’ll even let you on TV again someday.

While it would certainly be enough to just leave it with “What the fuck is WRONG with these people?” we’re nonetheless going to take a moment to note just how completely strange this is — did Barack Obama or George W. Bush feel the need for a public celebration six months after election night? (Or in Bush’s case, of Bush v. Gore Day?) Is Team Trump really so insecure that they need to tell the rest of us they really did win? Does Donald Trump think anyone might not yet have heard he won the election? We have a feeling he’ll remind us very soon that he did in fact win, even though all the pundits said he had no path to 270 electoral votes, and then, whether we ask him to or not, he’ll happily recreate watching the returns on election night, naming each state he won and maybe mocking all the crying liberal media anchors, because did you know he won? Also, have you seen the electoral map? Here, take a copy of the electoral map. He won, you know.

Of course, the real reason we’re being reminded Trump won is that Trumpers don’t understand that winning one election doesn’t actually make you Supreme Monarch for life — which you’d think they knew, after telling Barack Obama so many times he wasn’t King. The problem, of course, is that some people fail to recognize that winning an election means you get your way all the time, as this Trump fan explained in reply to Conway:

See? The President says Russia is fake news, and he won, so Russia is fake news and he’s our president and we have to shut up. Maybe some folks do need more reminders of what winning an election means.

The only remaining question now is whether the next anniversary to merit attention from Team Trump will be at the nine-month mark or a full year after the election. Go ahead and figure that one out while you’re picking an outfit for the big six-month Inaugural Anniversary party, to celebrate what was without question the most-viewed inauguration of all time in the entire multiverse.

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  • Marceline

    This is just going to be video of Trump on the phone. That’s it. Maybe some amateurish faked up graphics. These people are the stupidest fuckers alive.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      These people are the stupidest fuckers alive

      No, that would be the people who voted for him

      • C4TWOMAN

        Why not both?

  • TJ Barke

    6 months? No, I’m pretty sure it’s been 93,000 years…

    • kaydenpat

      And a million more to go before the end of his first (and hopefully only) term.

      • Chris

        I’m still hopeful for an ungraceful retirement in 6 months on the job.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Nah, gotta be less than 25,000 years–Polaris is still the North Star.

  • Belasaurius

    its natural for every President to gloat every 6 months about..l.. fuck it, his sheeple don’t care and I’m reaching a state of ennui that makes unable to even finish this co

  • chortlingdingo

    The lack of self-awareness of some people is astounding.

    • kaydenpat

      And he surrounds himself with yes men to feed his ego. He cannot take any criticism — no matter how small. Pathetic.

      • Bobathonic

        It really is. What a nightmarish sea-change from his capable predecessor.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Sad.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    SIMON BLOVIAR RIDES AGAIN!

  • William
  • JMP

    It’s almost like the President is a narcissist idiot who constantly needs to feed his oversized ego.

  • Pre-existing Ugly Dude

    Um, “6-month anniversary” is a linguistic impossibility.

    • Me not sure

      Demiversary? Semiversary?

      • OneYieldRegular

        Derpiversary.

        • Bobathonic

          Pretty much all the time with this bunch of reprobate carnies.

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          I feel like that’s pretty much every day.

      • Crystalclear12

        Reminder of our impending doom?

    • C4TWOMAN

      Stop flaunting all that larnin…

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Ahem. As someone who studied some linguistics in college, it’s actually not an impossibility as long as the meaning is understood. It might be technically correct, but since the origin of “anniversary” isn’t readily apparent to most speakers of American English, the meaning has evolved to something closer to “a date that I done wroted down and remembered a significant portion of time later.”

      • C4TWOMAN

        Okay…I know of very few people–actually no one–who does not know anniversary implies something yearly. So I doubt the language has shifted THAT far yet.

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          If anyone here read “six month anniversary” and said, “What is that? I can’t figure out what that means. That doesn’t even make sense!”, please raise your hand. My guess is that most people can parse the idea of “six month anniversary,” even if it isn’t technically correct.

          • C4TWOMAN

            Yes, and most people did.
            Most people also pointed out it was rubbish and laughable.

            You might want to slow your roll on the linguists expertise…

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            Here’s the thing, doll face. Linguists are experts in how people speak – they don’t give the flyingest of fucks about what outdated grammar rules say or how people who nitpick the English language feel about new slang. If the “anniversary” is largely understood to mean “milestone” or something similar, that’s good enough for linguists. I’m NOT a linguist (didn’t get a grad degree in the subject), but I did get a undergrad degree in the field and did some post-bacc work in it, so I can say this with a fair amount of certainty.

            That is to say, I AM much more of an expert at this than you, and if you were capable of taking a scientific poll on the subject, you would understand why the meaning of anniversary has become more general.

            Shorter: fuck off.

          • C4TWOMAN

            My, you seem to be upset.
            I’m sorry you’re having a bad day, and I do hope it get’s better!
            Here’s a Sparkling pony to cheer you up!

            http://orig04.deviantart.net/2a1c/f/2013/322/5/c/princess_twilight_sparkle_by_nightmarelunafan-d6tgpdg.png

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            Yeah, I get upset when passive aggressive people act as though their beliefs trump actual fact.

            Thank you for the pony.

          • C4TWOMAN

            For a linguists person you don’t seem to understand what “passive aggressive” means. It isn’t a catch all for “unpleasant interaction with someone you disagree with”. Neither is it simple snark. It describes a very specific dynamic where someone feels aggressive but is adverse to being direct and forthcoming about their feelings.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passive-aggressive_behavior
            Passive-aggressive behavior is the indirect expression of hostility,

            I’m VERY direct. Feel free to scroll through my feed….but I assume you have already.

            You still seem to be upset your expertise isn’t being given the credit you believe it should.
            Sorry. I’m all out of ponies. Have a nice day!

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            For a non-“linguists” person, you seem… just about what I would expect.

          • C4TWOMAN

            Ah, you’re a Grammar Nazi! I knew you were a special kinda A-hole.

            Dude, I will slavishly edit all my comments… when it’s a paid position.
            Haav uh nicey dae.
            ^
            *waits for reply assuming this isn’t deliberate…*

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            That’s not grammar. That’s spelling.

          • C4TWOMAN

            LOL!
            http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grammar+Nazi

            noun (pl. -s)

            1. A person who uses proper grammar at all times, esp. online in emails, chatrooms, instant messages and webboard posts; a proponent of grammatical correctness. Often one who spells correctly as well.
            2. a – A person who believes proper grammar (and spelling) should be used by everyone whenever possible. b – One who attempts to persuade or force others to use proper grammar and spelling. c – One who uses proper grammar and spelling to subtly mock or deride those who do not; an exhibitor of grammatical superiority.

            I must further conclude you don’t get out much.

            Now while this has been fun, I have other things to do–even other comments to reply to.
            So—sayonara–or is it sayonostromo?

            Kbai!

            =^-^=

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            Oh, yes. Urban Dictionary; there is no way I can argue with something as deeply researched and carefully maintained as Urbandictionary.com.

          • C4TWOMAN

            Oh, you edited without indicating it’s an edit! A truly sleazy move of the intellectually dishonest! Kudos! Embrace the…whatever you’re embracing…
            *insert Palpatine RoTJ meme here*

            I’ll just pretend all this comment reads is
            “For a non-“linguists” person, you seem… just about what I would expect.”

            See my previous reply.
            Or rather “C mai previus repli”.

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            Oh, sorry, I hit Post and thought I could get it in quick enough. No sleaze intended.

          • C4TWOMAN

            Okay, I’ll give you that one.

            Have a nice day anyway.

      • Pre-existing Ugly Dude

        I guess I’m just saying that “6-month anniversary” isn’t a real thing and probably shouldn’t be celebrated.

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          Totally. But it’s like when you’re in a relationship with someone that you know is going to dump you for someone better? You celebrate every tiny milestone, no matter how tragic it makes you seem.

    • NastyBossetti

      It’s really a 6th menseversary.

  • memzilla Ω

    It seems to me that the person who celebrates the six months he’s been in office has some tiny-handed concerns about staying in that office.

  • Chadwells

    Great. Now we have to start hearing from Beavis McMethFace again. Fuck off, KaC.

  • therblig

    who is this kellyanne person of which you speak?

    • Crystalclear12

      I don’t know, one of the Bowling Green massacre victims, I think?

      • therblig

        shit, i wouldn’t have been so snarky if i knew she had died. that’s so sad.

        • Crystalclear12

          It’s alright. She got better.

          • C4TWOMAN

            But she’s only got 8 lives left.

  • pragmatist3

    Long Lib=ve Czar Donamir Trumputin!!!!!

  • dslindc

    I’d call that puerile, junior high-level behavior, but that would be disrespectful to junior high students.

    • peteywheats

      My junior high student is completely repulsed by the pussygrabbing shitgibbon.

  • Pre-existing Ugly Dude

    If it’s been exactly six months, and if the Earth is round and rotates every 24 hours, then why isn’t it dark right now? Obviously, the Earth is flat and Trump won the popular vote.

  • kaydenpat

    “Is Team Trump really so insecure that they need to tell the rest of us they really did win?”

    YEP. Trump knows he has no business in the White House. NONE. He knows this with every fiber of his orange body. He lacks the intellect, poise, demeanor and character to be President. This is why he’s obsessed with President Obama who has more class in his pinky toe than Trump will ever have.

    • PubOption

      Barry has melanin, Trump has Melania – which is the bigger disadvantage?

      • Skeptical_thinker

        A question for the ages.

        I’ll take Slavic pr0n models for $2000, Alex.

  • Crystalclear12

    Fuck Trump and the Putin he rode in on.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      I think you got that backwards, something tells me Vlad was doing all the riding

      • Manders

        Yeah, Trump is a bottom who really thinks he’s a top.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Russian bear-backing it, right?

        (I’ll see my way out.)

  • dslindc

    Yes, Trump “won” the election by -3,000,000 votes!

    So. Much. Winning.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    Fuck this Needle-dicked, Putin-sucking, Daughter-fucking Traitor, fuck him in the neck with Votes to Impeach.

  • DainBramage

    These people have all the maturity of a 5 year old throwing a tantrum.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      5 year old libulz!!1!

      at least your average toddler will eventually wear himself out and sulk himself to sleep

      • cmd resistor

        And then grow out of that phase.

  • Michael Smith

    So far, the best thing Trump has given his base was that feeling of victory over the liberals, so he needs to just keep reiterating it, I guess.

    Basically I think their general strategy is to constantly remind Trump voters why they need him – don’t get fat and contented. Remember the joy Trump brought you in November? Do you see how the liberals are trying desperately to call the election illegitimate, thus making you cheaters? Don’t stand for that abuse from these elitists!

    Keep running and updating all those websites we set up during the campaign to flood people with terrifying false stories about Muslim aggression at home and abroad, transgenders being catered to at the expense of Regular Americans, and the War on Christianity. We can’t let conservatives relax for a second. To stay in power – we need dumb people to be terrified all the time.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      yup, keep fanning the flames of white spite and resentment

      • Red Bird Ω

        This is what makes America so great. Or didn’t you know?

    • peteywheats

      Betsy DeVos will make sure that the supply of dummies never runs low.

  • BearGHAZI

    Don’t blame me, I wrote in “Charles Manson” on my 2016 ballot

  • OneYieldRegular

    Do we know what it’s going to be at nine months? I need to know which color present to get: pink or blue red or black.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Well, this was the “Plan B” distraction from Russia stuff. “Plan A” would involve more physical effort than His Fraudulency was willing to undertake.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/62646a2c8a859d5c141c2fa437aa8cfe904113fa738e818cd902259ed57bd64f.gif

    • Rick Hill

      Plan A was to goad N Korea into starting a war and that didn’t work out, either

      • vivian

        yet…

        • Red Bird Ω

          Probably won’t.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    I think I’m gonna hold off and wait to celebrate the six month anniversary of his impeachment

    • Wild Cat

      He’ll be out of office in 4 years, 8 years, or when he dies of natural causes.

      • timpundit

        Or when he is removed or convinced to resign.

        • Wild Cat

          By who? The GOP Congress? The GOP Senate? The GOP Supreme Court? The GOP Justice Department?

          • Red Bird Ω

            dementia

      • Perkniticky

        Or maybe the stairs will get him. Or he’ll slip in the bath. So many ways for an old man to go.

        • Wild Cat

          He will drown in a vat of Ann Coulter’s urine.

      • therblig

        is a 2nd amendment solution by one of his former supporters who loses their health care/job/home considered “natural”?

        • Wild Cat

          In my legal view, yes, but I doubt if any commoner would get within 670 yards of the shit.

    • timpundit

      Me too. I only have so many vacation days available to me.

    • Me not sure

      I have mixed feelings about impeachment. The binge drinking alone would probably kill me.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        at least you’ll die happy

        • Me not sure

          I try to stay happy. I’m just terribly discontented.

      • Crystalclear12

        Right, I didn’t have a preexisting liver condition until he got elected!!

        • Me not sure

          Under Trump care when you pay full price for four dialysis treatments and have a punch card, the fifth one is free. …So you’ve got that going foryou.

  • Wild Cat

    Well, if anything, the neo-nazi HAS made golden showers tres chic again.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    They don’t seem insecure at all.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Sore losers are to be expected; losing hurts :(

    Sore winners are a special breed of asshole.

    • TundraGrifter

      “Surly in defeat; overbearing in victory.”

  • x111e7thst

    that is not a believable image. the hands are much too normal sized

  • peteywheats

    He’s the president, can you believe it?

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Here’s another thing I can’t believe: he believes exercise is actually bad for you.

      • whitroth

        Which brings up that a co-worker mentioned yesterday that he’s really packing on the weight….

      • Doug Langley

        That explains a lot.

      • NastyBossetti

        Have you seen him? It probably would actually kill him to physically exert himself, so that’s understandable.

      • TundraGrifter

        Memo to the President:

        Leaps of faith, jumping to conclusions, and jogging your limited memory are not “exercise.”

      • marxalot

        At this point? I’m sure it is. He’d blow any number of things if he exerted himself.

      • rosenbomb

        It makes sense with his personality. He’s never had to work hard for anything, so why would he work to take care of himself? He can’t pay someone to do it for him, so he doesn’t do it.

      • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

        Jesus Christ, let him keep believing it! In fact we should be working to convince him of the health benefits of a diet consisting mostly of salty deep fried foods cooked in saturated fat.

      • Yr. Gma

        That’s good news for us.

  • Anna Rompage

    OT,

    And they said nuclear energy was totally safe! Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, Fukushima, Hanford….

    http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-hanford-nuclear-emergency-20170509-story.html

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Well, technically, I think Hanford’s waste mostly related to nuclear weapons production. The fast-burn version of nuclear energy.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Kellyanne Conway got into the act too, reminding us that while Hillary Clinton accepted the election results, maybe not everyone has, because they are such losey-losers!

    Funny how touchy some of us get when candidates collaborate with foreign powers to hack the election, isn’t it?

  • Bill D. Burger
    • BadKitty904

      Hypocrisy, Spite, Treason, and so on and so on…

    • Red Bird Ω

      You’re on a role today Bill. Agreed. 100%

  • Bill D. Burger
    • aureolaborealis

      Hey, one dead child is a tragedy; a million dead children is a statistic!

  • jaspersdad

    I can’t imagine looking at trumpie for a moment and thinking, “Well, that’s a good idea!”

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Red Bird Ω

      He’s a snake.

  • whitroth

    Great pic of Trumpolini… um, you do know how he died? I believe I’ve seen suggestions that it was cyanide….

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Just sayin. 3 million votes.

    • theblackdog

      Of course if we dare say that we’re being “Losers” and “Snowflakes” and “Can’t let it go.”

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    Trump : Don’t let them even eat cake. Let them just be happy that I’m eating it.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f043904ab53bbf96ce4c6cf0f045dfa3d3ad6e227338b64151ee419ce4104121.jpg

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I am laughing and gagging at the same time.

    • marxalot

      No way he has that much chest hair

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        that’s urine stains

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Is Team Trump really so insecure that they need to tell the rest of us they really did win?

    Yes. Yes, they are.

  • Jamoche
  • TundraGrifter

    It was late October. 1992.

    “Last week, [Jerry] Glanville [former coach of the Sportsball Atlanta Falcons] designed a contraption he called the California Trophy and carried it around Candlestick Park before his game with the San Francisco 49ers. Atlanta swept California’s four teams last year.

    “His brash antics angered the fans and apparently infuriated the 49ers, who ripped the Falcons for 590 total yards in a 56-17 victory. Considering that San Fran had 436 yards and 42 points by halftime, you realize 49ers’ coach George Seifert took it easy on his arrogant counterpart in the second half.”

    When the game was over, Glanville and the humbled Birds left the “trophy” on the sidelines by their bench.

  • schmannity

    Late Breaking: Trump celebrates 6 month anniversary of losing popular vote by 3 million.

  • BadKitty904
    • Yr. Gma

      This is well worth remembering.

      • BadKitty904

        For as long as I draw breath…

  • This man really needs to go back to his day job for his mental health. All of the people telling him ‘no’ and not fawning over him with adoration is starting to eat away his mind.

  • Major Lee Pissed

    Anyway. What’s my President Barack and First Lady Michelle up to today?

  • schmannity
  • Proud Liberal

    6 months of living hell.

  • jaspersdad

    Who would have believed that the USA, the self proclaimed champion of freedom, would fall so easily to authoritarianism?

    • BadKitty904

      I STILL can’t believe it.

      • Proud Liberal

        It’s depressing as hell.

        • BadKitty904

          Shame on Us, the People, for letting it happen and letting it continue.

    • aureolaborealis

      And that France would hold the line!

      • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

        Apparently France just called. They want their statue back…

        • MizzMazz

          It’s not like we’re using it.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Eh, they’ve got some very recent experience in being occupied by Nazis, so I’m not entirely surprised.

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      We haven’t fallen yet.

    • PubOption

      It was wrapped in a flag, alright, but the Confederate flag.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Of course, the real reason we’re being reminded Trump won is that Trumpers don’t understand that winning one election doesn’t actually make you Supreme Monarch for life

    Also too, there’s that pesky little matter of how, with the exception of a stolen SCOTUS seat, Donald has been on a long losing streak when it comes to accomplishments since then FFS.

    • BadKitty904

      Other than avoiding – so far – impeachment, what has he accomplished?

      • Doug Langley

        He’s resisted launching the nukes?

        • BadKitty904

          He signed some papers he didn’t read and played some golf badly.

    • Mumen Rider Justice CRASH!

      Clearly you missed the announcement. His first 100 days were the winningest and bester than all others ever.

    • jesterpunk

      He did get a hole in 1 in every hole the last time he played golf and did all 18 with only 10 shots.

      • wait! what?

        Hawkeye libelz!

        • jesterpunk

          I was going for the old leader of North Korea with that but Hawkeye works too.

  • BadKitty904

    Trump celebrates 6 month anniversary of avoiding impeachment and trial/imprisonment for treason.

    • Doug Langley

      I’ll concede that is cause for wonderment.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸
  • jaspersdad

    The world is astounded at how a democratic country is being manipulated without any of the checks and balances being triggered.

    If this was a Democrat in the White House it would be all impeachment all the time.

    • jesterpunk

      They where planning on impeaching Hillary the minute she won and Chaffetz was so excited to be part of that.

    • C4TWOMAN

      A friend pointed out that, as horrible as it is, the fact Trump and co haven’t been able to sweep in whatever they want, shows our checks and balances are working..for now.
      It’s just that it has less of a feel of checks and balances and more like being under siege waiting for the walls to crumble…

      • cmd resistor

        The scary part is that the checks and balances also sort of depended on people not being complete assholes in the first place and some things don’t have written down rules. Like, presidents don’t HAVE to turn over tax returns but they do. Presidents don’t HAVE to divest, but they do. Etc., Etc.

        • C4TWOMAN

          THIS. definitely THIS.
          Goes back to why we have these complex republican democracies in the first place. Sure, if a saint is in charge you can have a benevolent Monarchy, dictator, whatever. But 99.9999999999999% of humans aren’t saints, so we have to make systems as fairly as humanly possible.
          But that is predicated on the humans involved acting in good faith. No one sets up a government imagining, “Well, but how do we protect it from fake news and political con artists?”
          Though maybe we should.

  • elviouslyqueer

    #NotMyFuckingPresident

    Forever and ever and always.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    The only remaining question now is whether the next anniversary to merit attention from Team Trump will be at the nine-month mark or a full year after the election

    My money is on July 20, which will be six months after Inauguration Day. Or tomorrow, depending on how the news cycle goes…

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      probably the day after Christopher Steele testifies

  • jesterpunk

    I am betting it will be right before he is impeached and carted off to jail with the rest of his staff.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    What, no fund raiser?

    • cmd resistor

      He did put up a website for his 2020 campaign, which is quite tacky, surprisingly. You can buy shit and donate there.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Good thing. My cheap Chinese MAGA hat is already falling to pieces.

        • cmd resistor

          The link to the store has a page with the one black guy I saw on the site, who is a veteran, also, too. I did NOT go shopping, though. They probably have some kind of virus that will charge your credit card for stuff even if you don’t give them your number, by stealing it somehow. Then they send you crap.

    • OrG

      Every fucking thing he does is a “fund raiser”.

  • Point of order!
    Trump did NOT win an election. Hillary won the election, having the most votes.
    He won the electoral college which thereby appointed him president.
    Therefore, he did not win an election, but was appointed to the position.

    • whitroth

      Haven’t read Robert’s Rules, recently? That’s “point of information”.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        I didn’t order no information!

  • Nockular cavity

    Regarding that picture: Hey Trump, at least Napoleon was able to take over France. Just saying.

  • memzilla Ω
    • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

      More crackers in that picture than in a fuckin’ Saltines box.

      • elviouslyqueer

        “Blinded by the White.”

        /Manfred Mann, obligatorily

        • bobbert

          Bruce Springsteen, originally.

          • Opalescent Riddles

            Cut loose like a deuce.

            Speaking of which, check out the picture of the toilet full of Ivanka’s book at Costco elsewhere in this thread.

      • La forza del resistino

        And not a one of them has been within 500′ of a Medicaid accepting doctor’s or clinic waiting room.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸
    • BadKitty904

      Dang, all Caucasians DO look alike.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Speaking as a caucasian male, I am mortified.

        • MizzMazz

          I’m so sick of old white farts, and I’m an old white fart.

      • whitroth

        Reptilian Caucasions, at least.

        And my grandparents came from closer to the Caucuses Mts than any of these turkeys have been in 500 years….

    • Michael Smith
  • OrG

    Yeah he “won” by -3,000,000 votes. Oh yeah the hands are waaaaaaaaaaaay too big in that picture.

  • Jgb979

    Honestly: keep it up fucker.

    There’s another election in 18 months

    • BadKitty904

      And this one won’t be so easy to steal.

  • alpacapunchbowl

    I’m not one for anniversaries other than the yearly one, but I’ll probably be down for a bi-annual if not monthly celebration of impeachment day. (And yes, I know, Pence is equally as ghastly in his own way)

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      Yup. We’re gonna have to settle for poetic justice (and a theocracy) but it beats this minute-by-minute exhausting, fucked-up-ery.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        And the resistance won’t stop in its persistence!

  • Stulexington

    He’s right, I didn’t get that memo, musta been thrown out with all the tabloids and promises of a larger penis.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    If Trump, or rather, Trump’s people, have a plan for consolidating power and staging some sort of ‘national emergency’ as a pretext for expanding executive power – in other words, a coup – they will want to do it verry gradually. Don’t get the frog too hot too quickly or he’ll jump out.

    Not sure if this constant crowing about having won the election is part of that plan, however – if that plan exists. I think maybe this is just Trump’s immaturity & insecurity, plain & simple.

  • jaspersdad

    Trump doesn’t know anything:

    Indeed. He revels in ignorance, while believing himself a genius. Worse, he gives license to others who ought to know better. This is “prejudice incarnate – ignorance hailed as virtue” to borrow a line from Steve Hackett.

  • La forza del resistino

    Trump is like Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard without the patience to age gracefully.

  • Master Contrail Program

    Mayhap we wonks should send him one of those fabled and oft-mentioned cakes we like, https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aa37c99ad305398653604fb23429abf5a11ce373bba2b73f1644bbf5d73d2c0b.jpg to mark such a momentous occasion?

    • CindyinEncinitas

      That’s a good one.

    • whitroth

      Make sure there’s no files in it. A laxative, however….

  • Chadwells

    If only the photographer of “Timothy’s” avatar had had the quick wit to push him off whatever precipice he’s standing on….they’d have been doing the world a favor.

  • UnsaltedSinner
  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
    • BadKitty904

      VIVA!

    • CindyinEncinitas

      That needs to be on banners on every freeway overpass in San Diego.

      http://www.campaigngears.com/banner_making_101

      • Laurenajohnson

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  • beavertank

    Won*.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Can you imagine coming out of a 6-month coma right about now?

    • sqjchurch

      “No, seriously, honey….who’s the President? Quit foolin’ around.”

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        “Morphine! I need morphine!”

      • Jamoche

        That’s actually a real problem for emergency responders trying to assess someone’s mental state after an accident. Google-fu is failing me, but “Who is the president” is a standard question, and people either don’t want to answer or have forgotten and then the first responder has to deal with their shock when they’re told.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      I would ask them to put me back and wake me up in 4 years.

      • catnmus

        You WOULDN’T wake up in 4 years, though, because your health insurance would stop paying out at your next policy renewal. Pre-existing condition.

    • Master Contrail Program

      Screw this, I’m goin’ on the Rip Van Winkle plan. Wake me up in 19 and a half more years. It’ll either be the Jetsons or I Am Legend by then.

      • Don’t do it, the way things are going, the CHUDs would get you while you were asleep for sure.

        • BearDeLaOursistance

          Nope, CHUDs are the things what Planned Parenthood puts in your ladybits so you can run around slutting on everything. ILEAGLE!!1!1!

      • sw19wilson

        Ash from Evil Dead Libels!!!!!!

  • sqjchurch

    Trump’s trickle-down insecurity….forcing staffers to keep going out and propping up his ego, so he can see it reported on TV and “know it must be true…it’s on TV!”

    • chicken thief

      Where for all definitions, TV = Fox News.

  • BadKitty904

    A functioning Congress could put a stop to all this asap. Remember those House and Senate elections, pleoples.

  • Popular Vote Loser Donald J. Trump…

  • Jennifer R

    There is a snazzy new billboard up in Nunez’s district.

  • OrG

    Barry Bonds is also the *****all-time home run champ****

    • wait! what?

      Needs more asterisks.

      • sw19wilson

        Ask the Cheatriots. They’ve got a few going spare.

      • Crystalclear12

        Maybe some caps lock action as well?

    • yyyaz

      I will never forgive SF and their fans for treating him like a god-hero.

      • bobbert

        Not all of us.

  • Red Bird Ω

    Jesus.

  • Mpeg

    I won’t believe it until Trumpf holds another Rally.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Kellyanne Conway got into the act too, reminding us that while Hillary Clinton accepted the election results, maybe not everyone has, because they are such losey-losers!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1be5148d1e16960733f56da9f7da2cb869d8c3271380cbaa2bc59c89450c238c.jpg

    • Jennifer R

      This picture is fantastic.

  • Shanzgood

    Sorry for so much OT you guys but I just talked to baconzgood and he says his attorney spent pretty much all day today going from judge to judge trying to get SOMEONE to sign a release order. All of them kept saying “What, why? The court order should have been enough” until a court clerk told one of them JUST SIGN IT.

    Now it has to go to the warden at the county jail, then to Goodwill and gods only know how long that’s going to take. Even if it goes through today, the only Goodwill staff member on duty to oversee his release is the one who likes to sit on the paperwork for his whole shift without telling anyone about it.

    I just had a little cry in advance of the big one I anticipate happening when it’s all finally over. It could be as late as Saturday, though, since for some fucked up reason he says they can still hold him for 72 hours after they get the order.

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      Oh Shan ~hugs~ All my hopes, for Baconz and for you

      • Shanzgood

        Hope is a dirty word these days. At least we’re off the mark with the release order now.

    • Anna Rompage

      Sounds like a good lawsuit might be in order…

      At the very least, just to expose the bull shit…

    • yyyaz

      Welcome to the Gulag Merikkana.

    • sw19wilson

      You are Franz Kafka and I claim my $5

      • Shanzgood

        I’m from another planet so you’ll have to explain what that means.

        • Suttree

          You apparently haven’t read Kafka? All of his stories are about being accused of whatever have having to go through the bureaucracy to attempt to figure the bullshit out. And none of it is rational! Don’t read any right now, it’s depressing when everything is going well.

          • Suttree

            Or being turned into a bug.

          • Shanzgood

            I would be a dragonfly or a ladybird. Or maybe a firefly.

          • Suttree

            Dragonfly definitely! A couple of dragonflies I made that i really liked. I wasn’t so fond of bumble or butterfly. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e4ddd25f8ad3102f6476f033949391afe17bd211f21544e75403f95b567844e8.jpg

          • Paul

            God damn!!!!! Those are beautiful. Impressive work Sutree. Holly wants a dragonfly. You in business? I’m buyin’ if yes.

          • Suttree

            Not at the moment. :( I made those years ago when i was working for myself 1600 miles from here. I hope to do it again!

          • Paul

            Seriously, you should get back into that and let us all know. Bet you could sell a ton.

          • Shanzgood

            If it’s like philosophy, I haven’t read it. I did a philosophy class in HS and almost had a rage stroke at the tender age of 17 because of it.

          • sw19wilson

            It’s dark and situationist, like wot Suttree said. But specifically The Trial… rather than any metamorphisising .. .however, check how many legs Baconz has when he gets home https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trial

          • Shanzgood

            I’ll make sure he has no more than he three he started with.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            XD

          • Shanzgood

            *snicker*

            I’ll be on my deathbed and still make dick jokes.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            May it ever be thus. :D

          • Suttree

            At some point in the far future check him out. Most of his stories are short. And it is scary how much it resembles our current system. He wrote about a century ago.

          • Crystalclear12

            There is a reason Russians created vodka.

          • Suttree

            I have read a some Solzhenitsyn. I had a bunch of court to go to and I had one of those little Penguin pocket readers of One day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich to keep me company. Yes I am a sick bastard!

          • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

            “The Gulag Archipelago” is nightmarish.

          • Suttree

            Cancer Ward also too.

    • Suttree

      I hope it’s soon, but try to breath. This shit takes forever even when it’s over.

      • Shanzgood

        We have some personal repair work to do when we can have some uninterrupted time together. I’ve been losing it over the past few days and unfortunately it spilled over onto baconz.

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          ~hugs~

          • Shanzgood

            Thanks. I feel terrible. I said bad things and hung up, when I promised I’d never hang up. In my defense, I hung up so I wouldn’t say WORSE things than I already had.

            Fucking stupid Irish mouth. At least it’s never gotten my nose broken.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            ~hugs~ I’ve done stuffs like that too. There were a couple of sites that called me “Spitfire” even before they knew I was into MLP. Redheads. :)

            I bet things will repair pretty quickly.

          • Shanzgood

            We just need some time. We’ve already been through a lot. And this past couple of weeks since 4/25 when his XW pulled the rug out from under him…it’s dragged the worst of both of us to the fore.

            I’m confident we will do more than just survive it, though. We will be better. I’m too hard-headed to allow anything else.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            I believe that myself. The hottest fire makes the strongest blade.

        • Suttree

          I’m sorry. It’s understandable.

    • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

      It’s fucking Kafkaesque. Hope it’s over soon.

    • MizzMazz

      Maybe I’m just not smart about law and order, but this seems like the most fucked up shit ever. I will never look at Goodwill the same anymore.

      • Shanzgood

        You’re not wrong. Don’t even donate to their thrift stores.

        https://www.democraticunderground.com/10024319784

        • LucindathePook

          Naw, it all goes to ReStore now, or Purple Heart if it’s clothes. Thinking of you both–you’ll work through it and someday (soon) this will be a vague, unpleasant memory overwritten by many good times.

          • Shanzgood

            That’s very sweet. Thank you!

    • Contemplative Ron

      This isn’t justice. This is punishment and petty revenge, pure and simple.
      Do they do this to everyone?

      • Shanzgood

        If I say “yes” is it better or worse than if I say “no, just to baconzgood”?

        Hint: it’s everyone. And everyone either feels like it’s personal and just for them (like baconz does right now) or systemic. In either case, everyone ends up feeling like fighting is counterproductive so why bother. Which I guess is the point.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    Not OT – I figured out for sure why people are afraid of me today:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3b1571b871e9641153122646925e3ffe311b566f1b8e86a7fef1d09c61b24082.jpg

    There was too much hate in my eyes, I was no good to the Underground

    • Jennifer R

      You look like you still owe someone 10 scalps and they are on your ass about it.

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        XD

    • Suttree

      I get that look in my eyes normally. Apparently I have an even scarier resting bitch face than that, that scares people. I have no idea what it looks like though.

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        :) Yeah, this is beyond my usual RBF. One poor guy got off the sidewalk and looked at his shoes when I passed.

        • Resting Murder Face… Don’t I know it!

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            That is the perfect description, thank you. :)

          • I live to serve! And, it seems, to double post…

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      See, when I get a look like that it usually means I’m trying to figure out the most painful way of making the other person suffer…

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        XD Pretty much. Ima got George Michael songs on now to try and moderate this to something less frightening.

    • Resting murder face…

    • Crystalclear12

      That face says:
      I see right thru your stupid shit.

    • Suse
      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        LOLOMG

        • Suse

          :-)

      • Shanzgood

        Ahhhahaha! I hated that bitch!

        Also, I had a libidinous crush on Pa.

        And Grizzly Adams.

  • Suttree

    As usual, it’s always projection. Because Trump would not have conceded and would have been a big fucking baby about it till this day. Fuck this “administration”.

  • Blackest Noobs

    isn’t it pretty telling that the only thing they got is them barely winning the presidential election.
    i would say in my book winning winning is when you win both the electoral college and the popular vote….not just one, and barely at that.

    it doesn’t even come close to beating the black guy’s numbers either.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Remember the day Assmouth stopped blaming everything on Hillary and President Obama? Okay, I plan to remember that day, if it ever happens.

    • jesterpunk

      Its Obama’s fault for using his Kenyan Muslim athiest super powers on Trump. /s

    • TJ Barke

      Obama ate Trump’s homework in 9th grade.

  • AndyC316

    Six months ago I was, of course, despondent over the election being stolen from the one and only HRC, but two days after that I met the love of my life –so silver lining in the shit storm, I suppose.

  • UnsaltedSinner
  • Canadian_Bacon

    “The only remaining question now is whether the next anniversary to merit attention from Team Trump will be at the nine-month mark or a full year after the election.”

    Nine-month mark, definitely. They will be celebrating both his election win (appointment) and the births of all the new little Republican babbies that were conceived that night.

    Through strictly NON-enjoyable, missionary-position ONLY copulation with their godly-wedded spouse.

    Someone get me a cute kitty photo to take that picture out of my head. NOW, dangitall!!

  • Incoming “/FFS” Ham

    Someday that group of orangutans will learn the word “hubris.” It will be fun to watch provided we aren’t watching it from our bomb shelters.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸
  • BadKitty904

    OT: Which Republican-run federal agency will disastrously mishandle this mess? DoE? EPA?

    Emergency Declared at Nuclear-Contaminated Site in Washington State
    http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/09/527605496/emergency-declared-at-nuclear-contaminated-site-in-washington-state

    • Anna Rompage

      Shit, just dump it all in the Columbia river, I mean the solution for pollution is dilution after all… Isn’t it?

      • BadKitty904

        “Privatize” it.

        • Anna Rompage

          They’ve already done that… The people cleaning up the mess left by the govt are private contracting firms that have been milking the system for decades…

          Hanford is a huge mess that is decades behind schedule, and already billions of dollars over budget.

          • BadKitty904

            But…but….but “privatizing” something fixes all possible problems and issues forever, just like magic. Doesn’t it?

      • mailman27

        Homeopathic pollution. It’s actually good for you!

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      My niece lives in Pasco. Not good for the Tri-Cities.

      • BadKitty904

        I’m sure the local tourism agency doesn’t appreciate the extra “help”.,

    • DrBigHead

      And who is that running the DoE again? Some Texas doofus?

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        I posted this a couple of threads back, but thought it deserved a repeat:

        Our new Energy Secretary, Rick Perry, on his way to assess the damage at Hanford. pic.twitter.com/7h6hwbtMK5— Holly O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) May 9, 2017

    • sw19wilson

      Ah you got there before me. Here’s a tweety anyway.
      https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/861983066776100864

    • wait! what?

      Hey! Where’d Rick Perry go so quickly?

  • jaspersdad

    According to Canadian government sources, Trump’s own staff urged PM Trudeau to call trump and persuade him not to tear up NAFTA.

    http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-politics/white-house-urged-trudeau-to-call-trump-over-nafta-threat

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      This seems to be happening a lot lately.

    • Jamoche
      • jaspersdad

        Haha, Must retain sense of humour….must retain sense of…..

    • chicken thief

      Can’t trust them Canadians. They’ll say anything so we don’t deport Cruz.

      • sw19wilson

        You signed for him, sorry.

      • jaspersdad

        No refunds on Cruz or Beiber.

        • wait! what?

          (cough)Bryan Adams(cough)

          • AJ Milne

            The Canadian government has already apologized for Bryan Adams!

          • jaspersdad

            You can have him too.

  • Count Awesome

    “And in other news, Francisco Franco is still dead.”

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    The right are all suffering really bad Nixon flashbacks. There’s no cure except impeachment. The Russian Puppet may be able to avoid jail time if he quits like Nixon did, though I don’t think that’s a sure thing what with all his pre-president shenanigans.

    • marxalot

      Man, I’m having Nixon flashbacks, and I wasn’t even there.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        The Russian Puppet doesn’t like email. He likes couriers and a paper trail. I really wonder how much evidence has been shredded.

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          He was known to shred papers required for civil lawsuit depositions back in the day. Unless it was handwritten, it usually exists somewhere. Possibly several somewheres

      • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

        ROFL!

      • DrBigHead

        His resignation announcement is one of those events that is burned in my memory. I was in high school working in a hardware store. The whole place, customers and staff, stopped what they were doing and gathered around a radio. In spite of the fact that this had been going on for months, I recall most people being stunned.

        • yyyaz

          I was in a bar (drinking age = 19, then) and was so pissed that the fix was in and he was going to get away unpunished. He was way too happy for any of us to believe that a deal hadn’t already been negotiated. Ah, sweet dreams of justice from my youth. Then we got the ongoing “community crap in the punch bowl of democracy” from Bonzo’s co-star; then Pappy Bush; his dry-drunk moran son stealing the WH; legalized torture; a prison “industry”; a de facto oligarchy; and, finally the Current Occupant.

          • DrBigHead

            What a long, strange trip its been….

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Nah, was speculating on another thread that he’s already pardoned himself and stuck the doc in a drawer somewhere.

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    Except you would never see Trump’s large ass on a horse. I’m pretty sure horses scare him. And, they have germs.

    • marxalot

      And it’s too much like exercise. Might break a sweat and wear down his limited supply of energy!

    • Jennifer R

      Horses have weight limits to what you can put on their backs.

      • ariel_gee_398

        Does the emptiness in his head balance out the extra weight he’s got in his ass these days?

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Beat me to it.

    • AndyC316

      Remember when Trump said the pee tape had to be fake because he’s a germaphobe? Honestly, do you remember that? I’m afraid I made it up??

      • MizzMazz

        LOL, it’s funny because pee is sterile…for a while.

        • BigHorn

          No.

      • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

        My theory is that he just had them pee on the mattress (upon which Barry Bamz had lain his lovely head) and didn’t actually go near said pee — or the mattress.

        • AndyC316

          The sicko in me wants to see them peeing on him, but I know the human being in me won’t be able to handle it.

      • cmd resistor

        Reminds me of his argument that all those women who accused him must be lying because they were not attractive enough for him to grab.

    • BadKitty904

      I can’t imagine an undrugged horse letting him anywhere near them.

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      He’s definitely more of a golf cart kind of guy.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      All jodphers and no cattle.

    • Contemplative Ron

      He doesn’t trust them because he knows they’re smarter than he is.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        A rock is smarter.

  • BMW
  • UnsaltedSinner
    • TJ Barke

      Republican scum.

      • BadKitty904

        Anti-American Republican scum.

    • Nockular cavity

      Goddammit.

  • chicken thief

    Ooh, a party! Think Mike Pence will get hammered and out himself in a tearful drunken confession?!

  • sw19wilson

    And how did Trump manage to win every key swing state he needed?
    https://twitter.com/mikefarb1/status/862036257018232832

    Maybe it wasn’t racism economic anxiety after all….

    • sw19wilson

      “In areas where Sequoia AVC Edge systems were used more than 25% of the time, the Trump vote was 48.2% on average compared to 40.1% in areas where they were used less or not at all.”
      There’s a lot of election wonkery here:
      https://sean-case.github.io/avcedgetrump.html
      But that’s the gist of it.

      • H0mer0

        confirms my theory but I’m not too hopeful this will go anywhere.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Utterly OT but:
    We liberals have had the shit kicked out of us mentally and emotionally for 6 months now, and I, for one, need a palate cleanser. So may I recommend to my friends two sweet movies, both about friends banding together, that are my favorite go-tos when things get tough? Check out Waking Ned Devine and Cookie’s Fortune.

    • BadKitty904

      Excellent choices. May I add Moon Struck and The Princess Bride?

      • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

        “Old man, if you give those dogs another piece of my food, I’m gonna kick you ’til you’re dead!”

        Moonstruck is THE best film about romance. And losing hands in work/love related accidents.

      • Bozilingus

        Inconceivable!

        • BadKitty904

          Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…

          • bobbert

            When I officiated at my ex-stepdaughter’s wedding, those were my first words.

          • BadKitty904

            I hope that was not, in any way, a cause for the “ex”.

      • Suse

        I’ve never seen Princess Bride.

        • cmd resistor

          You must. Otherwise, you will never get the Inigo Montoya memes.

        • BadKitty904

          I’m sorry, Mom, but I must insist you watch it immediately. MUST!! IMMEDIATELY!!1! Then tell us what you thought of it.

        • Erala Contratista

          Me neither until a bunch of manly guy contractors told me I had to…while quoting favorite lines and laughing hysterically.
          They were right.

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      For me, I watch MST3K when i need to calm down and not flip out.

      • Suttree

        MST3K always helps! I wonder if they make Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot plushies?

      • Suse

        Jan in a pan!

        • Alexander Stallwitz

          🎵HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!🎵

      • Bobathonic

        Rowsdower!

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      Nice. :) Mine would be Bend it like Beckham and Kamikaze Girls.

    • Suse

      Love both of those.

    • Amalga

      I’m fond of “Saving Grace” myself.

  • weejee
  • Treg Brown
  • IN RELATED NEWS:

    FLORIDA MAN WANTS TO SHOW JURY HIS YUUGE ALPHA MALE LADY-CHOKING TALLYWACKER

    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-sb-gag-defense-murder-20170504-story.html

    • BadKitty904

      OK, who among us hasn’t wanted to… Oh, never mind.

    • And Carl Hiassen pinches himself yet again.

  • chicken thief

    And to think, the only reason Kellyanne had Huma’s number was so she could call Huma with concession news that night…

    Thanks Bernie, Jill, Comey, and whoever else we wanna blame, like Obama!

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      You forgot idiot Gary Johnson.

  • aureolaborealis

    OT: Text ‘resist’ to 50409, and Resistbot will identify your congressional delegation and allow you to compose messages to them on your phone. I just sent a friendly note to Murkowski, Sullivan and Young.

    https://resistbot.io/

    • Amalga

      What a neat thing! I am curious; are you in FAI?

      • aureolaborealis

        If you mean Fairbanks, then yes.

        • Amalga

          I did mean Fairbanks. Lived there a long time and still visit a couple of times a year.

  • aktlib101

    The Guardian: “Swap ‘Clinton’ for ‘Trump’ to see just how bad the Flynn scandal is”
    Richard Wolffe
    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/09/clinton-trump-flynn-scandal
    “Listening to the impeccable testimony of Sally Yates before the Senate on Monday, as well as the astonishing Republican questions, it’s hard to escape this conclusion: Trump’s Washington stinks.

    It stinks from the top of Capitol Hill to the luxury hotel lobby on Pennsylvania Avenue, all the way to the depths of Foggy Bottom. It stinks from the Oval Office to the press office, and you don’t have to stop at the counsel’s office to check on the stench. A rank raincloud of lies, spies and bribes hangs over the nation’s capital ready to release its unusually golden shower.”

  • AJ Milne

    Dunno ’bout anyone else, but the way he keeps going on with this I did too win thing, I keep thinking, geez, it’s almost like there’s somethin’ on his mind, bugging him about, oh, say, his legitimacy…

    Of course, _maybe_ it’s just those three million votes he failed to win, I guess…

    Maybe.

    (/Adjusts straps on tinfoil hat.)

  • wait! what?

    May 30th will be the 4 month anniversary of Sally Yates winning. I’ll celebrate that.

  • Khavrinen

    I seem to recall a minor news item at the very beginning of the year about tRump seeing a screening of Finding Dory. Does anyone know if he’s seen Frozen? Cause there’s a song in there that has a really, really appropriate title….

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Reindeers Are Better Than People?

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        Pretty much every other plant and animal on the planet are better than people. We really suck.

    • BigHorn

      Jesus, let it go. They won.

  • Come here a minute

    Google image search took me to this page with a creator named Scott Anderson.
    https://www.seattlemet.com/articles/2015/9/29/donald-trump-almost-built-a-hotel-in-seattle

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Perhaps Putin keeps reminding him of this fact. And being the useful idiot who understands nothing, not even a subtle hint passed to him by the one who enabled all his winning, simply passes this along to the American People because he thinks that’s what Vlad wants.

  • shivaskeeper

    Is this a some sort of feel good for DJT, or a reminder that he is not loved and his approval rating is dropping daily?

  • Bitter Scribe

    Why do I think that 95% of the content of the Trump Presidential Museum and Library will consist of some form of “Trump won the election”?

    • And the other 5% will be issues of Juggs magazine.

    • gingerland62

      That will be the biggest most beautiful libraries of all the Presidential libraries.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Something something coloring book.

    • Relativicus

      Because you still think he’s reserved enough to allow all that potential “Trump won” space to be occupied by the words “the election”.

    • doktorzoom

      Because that’s still his most noteworthy accomplishment?

  • Carpe Vagenda

    It’s kinda stupid coming from administration which appointed an AG who’s still litigating the election of 1860?

    • Relativicus

      Sorry, but that election was fucked….

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Well, I’m not as vividly emotional about it, but generations of my family haven’t spent the last 150 years relitigating the outcome. Whereas AG Beauregard Sessions apparently has, given that he and his daddy and his grandpa were named after the guy who fucking fired on Fort Sumter.

  • The Wanderer

    SQUIRREL!

    • Jennifer R

      It’s like doing Edge of the Mists all over again.

  • Relativicus

    I feel like this is what life would’ve been like if the world had the internet when the dumb Caesar was emperor.

  • tinker12
    • Relativicus

      I want to upvote the picture and downvote the image.

    • cats530

      A pair of Moobs.

  • Relativicus

    “Kellyanne Conway got into the act too, reminding us that while Hillary Clinton accepted the election results, maybe not everyone has, because they are such losey-losers!”

    I saw the early reports, too, and my impression was that Conway got into the act to remind us she exists. What gives?

    “Aren’t you asking the wrong POTUS candidate/staff/movement?”

    Exuse me, Kellyanne? I was saying “boo-urns-candidate/staff/movement/Clinton/TheHillaryOne/ifyougetmymeaning/ winkwinkwinkWINKWINKWINK!!!!/ doyouknowwhatiamsaying?!!!?/ ImeanHillary/ HIL-LA-REEEEE/ Clinton/ ImeanHillaryClinton/ sheisaboutwhoiamspeaking/ and liberals.”

    Lastly, how stupid is Timothy? He didn’t even see the obvious “Pollock” shot. Trump has no use for you, “Timothy”!

  • BigHorn

    OT but CBC says Orange Julius Cheeser Word Salad has fired Comey.

    • Relativicus

      Trump is probably pissed that Comey never properly answered why he didn’t disclose the Russia stuff before the election.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      Did Comey spit instead of swallow?

  • Roadstergal

    “Is Team Trump really so insecure that they need to tell the rest of us they really did win?”

    Is this a trick question?

    • mancityRed6

      just wait til he tweets about the one year anniversary this November

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        Tweet? There will be a parade with missiles and tanks.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      Most of the team, probably not., They don’t care cause they are in power. However, Lil’Donnie is and they have to curry favor so they aren’t “You’re fired” by him for not showing enough loyalty.

  • jaspersdad

    To attempt to plumb the depths of Donald’s vacuity is akin to looking for intelligent life in the universe. There’s probably something happening out there – or even in there – but it’s extremely unlikely that it will surface in any of our lifetimes, or indeed be of any practical use even if it did.

  • cats530

    “Win, Big, Great.”

    Quite the limited vocabulary The Emperor-With-No-Clothes possesses.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      You mean poorly-made-ill-fitting clothes. If he really had no clothes, the world would go blind.

  • empf

    Hateful, ugly people.

  • Serai 1
  • Scooby

    Russia is old news but I won the election.

  • chascates
  • Whoever did that picture gave Trump a better suit than his tailor did.

    • FlownΩver

      The suit’s not spades, and it’s sure not hearts. My guess is NO TRUMP.

  • Keith Taylor

    Oh, that picture! It ties in neatly with the way Trump supporters are having conniptions on their own one-eyed channel over the French election results, and charitably hoping Paris drowns in blood as terrorists strike again. Because how dare the French reject Marine le Pen like that? (They were all very much on board with the-people-have-spoken-so-accept-it-snowflakes, when Donald Trump became president.)
    Someone posted the original picture of the real Napoleon, and asked, “Where is Napoleon when you need him?”
    Mate, NOBODY ever needed Napoleon, France least of all. He led France to disaster. Among other things the Corsican took a Grande Armee of six hundred thousand soldiers into Russia, and only a few thousand came back. Oh, God. Unless he’s impeached, Trump could actually match Napoleon’s record in one respect at that.

  • SeeTrain65

    Further proof you don’t need to own a dick to be one.

  • George Burgess

    Because after 6 months, it’s all they have. It’s where all of their arguements start (We won!) and end (No, seriously we won. Give us respect.) 45 and the band of idiots have done next to nothing, so they have to hold on to that feeling. Look how the celebrated the passing of AHCA. Who else has celebrated a law passing the House of Representatives? It felt like Bush was standing in front of the Mission Accomplished sign all over again.

  • Panika MCD

    I don’t say, “I feel like we don’t have a president,” because I’m unclear on how the election went or the electoral college works. I say that because I feel like we have a toddler that can’t even properly lead a tea party full of stuffed animals and action figures. I’m clear on how the election went, but that doesn’t mean I feel like the person occupying 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is in anyway presidential.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      How did the electoral college turn out? Perhaps someone should see if they can pry it out of him.

  • WeaselPoo

    To be fair, Donald Trump is at least fulfilling one campaign promise: “You”ll be sick of all the winning” .

    • laineypc

      He had me at “you’ll be sick”. Probably has been said before.

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        It bears repeating

  • Paperless Tiger

    Stuck on Russia? Maybe it’s the two top advisors canned for collusion and the AG recused for the same. Maybe it’s the three investigations stopped or stalled. Maybe it’s the Flower Moon. Time to howl.

  • laineypc

    I expect it will be on his tombstone.

  • Somecallmetim

    Oh shit! Really? Are you sure? Did you double check to make sure you counted the votes right? Well, damn. I guess I’ll move back to that deserted island I was stranded on for a little over 6 months. It’s kind of lonely but I’m President there, you know. I massively won all the vote and the whole island attended my inauguration. Had coconuts and lizards and played charades. Fucking awesome. Even though there is no electoral college, I would have won that too because no illegal aliens were allowed to vote, and none of those dead people that washed up on shore either. And they were big time completely massively deported. And I have 0 unemployment rate. i assumed title of President transfered to the United States if I was ever rescued. Does anybody know where I can get a boatload of juju? It’s totally legal on the United Island of Where the Fuck Am I. The good news is that UIWFAI is giving citizenship to anyone who has plenty of juju or if they invest $500,000 in Jared Kushner’s sister’s brothel (i have no idea how this amendment got into the UIWFAI constitution and I did a double take when I saw it but it sure as fuck is there).

  • Old Man Yells at Cloud

    Is it just me or does the horse’s expression show that its thinking “Oh, @#$%, I’m going to end up a Trump steak!”

  • David Chaillou

    I heard the reason we don’t see KAC anymore is because she’s undergoing regenerative finger surgery. Can anyone confirm ?

    The following picture is a coded message for French people only. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/617cf66ff39d66709e149af35ea2c934e9fb86412592ae3eb77a9c51cb48d4fd.jpg

  • 3FingerPete

    Have you seen Trump’s county map? There has never been a county map like Trump’s county map. Maybe Andrew Jackson’s county map came close. A lot of people compare Trump to Andrew Jackson. Did you know that? Really! Ask anybody. “Trump is a lot like Andrew Jackson”, they’ll say… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2d80f2c841e719744029404509f4b51b8ca4d61c8f3391da43b3fe9727f7efdb.jpg

  • Politiquacks

    Hey, it was only a few days ago Trumple-thin-skin was on a podium with all his white male friends getting ready to go jump in a tour bus jacuzzi filled with zima, seemingly shocked to recall that he was the president reminding himself, “I’m the president, can you believe it?!” So no, KAC, clearly they’re not asking the wrong team.

  • Delu

    He won, so that gives him the right to do anything and everything.

    Unless he’s black and called Obama, then we must look for his birth certificate instead.

    Principles. So hard.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Timothy sounds kinda like a Russian name. Just sayin’…

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  • Citizen Emperor

    Trump isn’t fit to shine Napoleon Bonaparte’s shoes.

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