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New Hampshire state Representative Robert Fisher has had a hell of a week! This past Tuesday, he was outed by The Daily Beast as very likely (totally definitely) having been the founder of The Red Pill forum on Reddit, under the screen name pk_atheist.

For the unhep, The Red Pill is a manosphere subreddit in which a bunch of dudes talk about the evils of feminism, how to manipulate women into having sex with them, and how women are all definitely lying about the existence of sexual assault and rape. The theme, basically is that “women are evil and THE WORST, but also we would like to have sex with them.”

Under this alias, and others, Fisher opined that a 40-year old man asking to see the breasts of a 15-year-old girl was definitely not “creepy” but rather “evolutionarily advantageous and perfectly natural.” He argued against age of consent laws, insisted that women think that men they aren’t attracted to are rapists, and pushed the idiotic concept of “regret-rape” — the idea that women regularly later decide they regret sleeping with a man, and then decide to report him to the police for rape, because rape trials are such a fabulous time for victims.

Fisher initially denied that he was the founder of The Red Pill, despite the fact that the evidence proffered by the The Daily Beast shows that they are, indeed, one and the same.

A post by Pk_atheist in the early days of the forum advertises the author’s blog, Dating American, a blog that immediately precipitated the establishment of The Red Pill in 2012 and which was “dedicated to the woes of dating in the American culture.” On the “about the author” section of Dating American, the author, who calls himself “Desmond,” promotes two other blogs he’s “authored”: Existential Vortex and Explain God. Performing a search of the unique URL for Existential Vortex led to a comment on an ex-Christian message board again advertising the blog, existentialvortex.blogspot.com. This post, written under the alias “Interested,” provided the keystone that connected Pk_atheist and Robert Fisher. First, the post revealed the user was the author of Existential Vortex (and thus, Dating American). Second, in the user’s bio, he stated his band—The Five Nines—had a new album out. Robert Fisher is the sole member of his band, The Five Nines.

However, a statement given to New Hampshire reporters seems to indicate that he is perhaps no longer trying to cover that up. He took responsibility for at least one posting on another forum under a different handle — which he claims was interpreted unfairly, and then affirmed his dedication to men’s rights.

“I’m disappointed that this sort of attack has replaced real news, but it strengthens my position and resolve that fighting for equal rights is more important today than ever,” Fisher said in a statement released Tuesday night. “Here’s my message to the public: I am not disappearing. I will continue to stand strong for men’s rights and the rights of all.”

Fisher, in his statement, goes on to say that he faced “false rape accusations” in his early 20s that brought him to “a very low place.”

Fisher admitted that he had said “some injudicious things about the opposite sex following a bad breakup.” So basically, a woman broke Robert Fisher’s little heart, therefore he was forced to start an online He Man Woman Hater’s club. And he’s totally over that now, except that he is still totally all about men’s rights. Other people’s too, he guesses.

Shockingly enough, this did not go over too well with any of his colleagues! Even the Republican ones! They all kinda think he should step down and go away now, including Republican Gov. Chris Sununu and House Speaker Shawn Jasper (R-Hudson). Sununu stated on Wednesday that “Representative Fisher’s comments are horrendous and repulsive and his resignation is certainly in order.” Republican Party Chairwoman Jeanie Forrester agreed that he should resign, stating, “his comments are offensive, and the fact that he made them under the shadow of Internet anonymity tells you he knows they are offensive.”

I mean, really — when you’re saying things about women that even Republicans find offensive, you have certainly gone too far.

Given Fisher’s history of lashing out upon being broken up with, one has to wonder whether he is going to start a subreddit in which he discusses his fears that his fellow Republicans will falsely accuse him of rape? Or will he create a whole new form of “game” that makes humans in real life find him less repulsive? Anything is possible.

[WMUR]

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  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • aureolaborealis

    Death by SUNUNU!

  • aureolaborealis

    I feel like the other side of his glasses probably has ‘alles’ on it.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    He argued against age of consent laws, insisted that women think that men they aren’t attracted to are rapists, and pushed the idiotic concept of “regret-rape” — the idea that women regularly later decide they regret sleeping with a man, and then decide to report him to the police for rape, because rape trials are such a fabulous time for victims.

    1. Funny how women who aren’t attracted to a man don’t consent to having sex with them, isn’t it?

    2. I’ve had the experience of regretting having sex with a man (not recently, thank God.) I took a shower, had some wine, and watched something funny and then went to bed. Know what I didn’t do? Go through the hassle and emotional roller coaster of pursuing charges FFS. Pretty sure the vast majority of women are like me in that regard.

    3. Oh, for fuck’s sake.

    • goonemeritus

      If regret rape was a thing I would be a lifer in prison.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Many have had experiences where they’ve either regretted sex, or regretted they didn’t assert their boundaries. Most of these people do not confuse it with rape.

      Occasionally an emotionally immature person will blame the other party for not reading their minds about their needs. But this results in a big loud fight–and possible breakup(which I recommend to the accusee), NOT a trip to the police station with fake rape accusations,.

      It’s as if these people spinning this stuff have never been in a relationship….

      • “It’s as if these people spinning this stuff have never been in a relationship….”

        BINGO!

  • dslindc

    I’d wish for him to never have sex again, but wishing for the status quo seems unnecessary.

    • weejee

      Is that the sound of one hand fapping?

      • snark-lurker

        you’re not supposed to tell!

  • BrendaKay

    Yep. He’s awful. Can Republicans kick people out of their party? And if so, why the F*** is Donald still a member?

    • dslindc

      They could use a way to excommunicate or exorcise people. THE POWER OF FACTS COMPELS YOU!

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Because winning isn’t everything; it’s the only thing.

      • TundraGrifter

        So far under this Administration, it’s nothing.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    In an almost impossibly ironic twist, I think the thing that will actually sink his republican political aspirations for sure is being an atheist.

    • Shibusa

      Donald Two Corinthians Trump disagrees.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        That always makes me think … Two Corinthians walk into a bar …

        • OddMan

          I second that.

    • Manders

      Maybe not in NH. It’s where a bunch of libertarian types are trying to build a libertarian paradise – you won’t have to have a license to buy a car, etc. It would explain why the doofus above is on no committees. He’s not in government to get anything done.

    • Mary Sandoras

      It’s easy to become a born again Christian and there are plenty of media whore evangelical pastors to hold your hand in the spotlight.

  • goonemeritus

    Why Vermont hasn’t built a wall is one of life’s imponderable mysteries.

    • There’s a river to ford, instead.

      • goonemeritus

        A lot of those New Hampshire residents have canoes.

        • UncleTravelingMatt

          It’s true. I saw it on Last of the Mohicans.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      I only just recently realized that the Green Mountains in Vermont have a name in French also too

      • goonemeritus

        The farther north you go in eastern NY, VT, NH and Maine the more French it gets.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          And plus vert?

          • goonemeritus

            It is pretty

        • Skeptical_thinker

          The farther north you go in eastern NY, VT, NH and Maine the more inbred it gets.

          IFYPFY.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Maybe Jane Sanders was handling their wall building funds?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I mean, really — when you’re saying things about women that even Republicans find offensive, you have certainly gone too far.

    I didn’t think anything about this story could make me laugh. I stand corrected. Thank Robyn!

  • weejee

    Glad he doesn’t comment here (for the usual obvious reason).

  • Ezio
    • JesusWasAHippie

      THIS. omg, I dated that idiot in the top hat back in the eighties. He dressed differently and had lost the hat by then, but yeah, same guy.

      • JMP

        While today he’d be wearing a fedora.

        • msanthropesmr

          It’s a trilby.

          • marxalot

            ^^^ Or a pork pie. I will not see the noble name of “fedora” further degraded by these cads and pultroons.

          • Jamoche

            I ignore all those assholes and continue to associate fedoras with Neal Caffrey. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5f5828cbc3b8a906f8c98ea1ca0e9dcc35fae216b5fc59aabf63d262e798784f.jpg

          • therblig

            “I know Matt Bomer is gay, but I just don’t care. I just love him.” – My 85 year old mom

          • Jamoche

            I wanted to smack all the nitwits who didn’t want him in 50Shades (oops, I had Twilight there originally) because he was gay. Obviously the reason to not want him in 50Shades is because he’s too good for such a career-killer. Also, it’s called acting. I had no trouble believing he was attracted to both El and Peter ;)

          • Shanzgood

            baconz thanks you

          • TundraGrifter

            “It’s not a FEDORA!” ~ Indiana Jones.

    • marxalot

      Dude, there’s an Arthurian story about this: what women want is to be listened to, and to make their own choices.
      Poof! The spell is broken, you get to be married to a hot chick and your friends know she’s hot!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Oh Jesus:

    But Rep. Robert Fisher, R-Laconia, said that many of the posts attributed to him in a story published on The Daily Beast website are untrue or taken out of context. Those, he said, include a post on a 2008 message board post, in which he allegedly wrote: “I’m going to say it. Rape isn’t an absolute bad, because the rapist I think probably likes it a lot. I think he’d say it’s quite good, really.”

    Fisher, in a statement provided to WMUR, called it a “gross misquote.”

    “Of course rape is a horrible crime,” Fisher said. “That was an out-of-context quote from a nearly decade-old debate about the failings of moral relativism. This kind of journalistic malpractice does a disservice not only to me, but to the women and men who are victimized, by perpetuating a false notion that the government doesn’t care what happens to them. This discourages them from coming forward, which emboldens perpetrators to harm others.”

    1. In what context is that quote anything other than repulsive?

    2. Gee, why would someone who has been sexually assaulted get the impression that a government official who says something that craven gives zero fucks?

    3. OH, FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

    • snark-lurker

      he is a angry fuck cuz he cannut get no pussy without paying for it while us normal guys get it for free

  • OrG

    I bet his “band” sucks.

    • Vincent Ricola

      if anyone cared enough to look, which they don’t, I’m sure there are multiple youtube uploads that prove your point correct,

  • memzilla Ω

    …he faced “false rape accusations” in his early 20s that brought him to “a very low place.”

    NOT LOW ENOUGH.
    Signed, The Marianas Trench

    • snark-lurker

      The Trench would eject him in projectile vomit

  • TundraGrifter

    “…dedicated to the woes of dating in the American culture.”

    Woe to the woman who dates him!

    • Isaac Heston

      Yeah, like that’s gonna happen.

      • TundraGrifter

        I think you’d probably have to tie a pork chop around his waist to get the family dog to play with him.

    • therblig
      • TundraGrifter

        Classic!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Meanwhile, the New Hampshire Coalition Against Domestic and Sexual Violence said, “New Hampshire is one of the few states in the nation that appropriates zero dollars to sexual assault prevention and intervention. When you have a state legislator actively promoting sexual violence against women and girls, the need for these services couldn’t be any more clear.”

    Yo, New Hampshire Republicans who are so disgusted by this asshole? You might do something about this, to show your genuine concern. Now would be a good time to get on that…

  • memzilla Ω
    • Ezio

      Guys who are truly nice don’t need to remind everyone that they’re a nice guy ™. Your actions will prove it.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Right? Thank you. :)

      • snark-lurker

        just a reminder: me a nice guy : )

        • Anna Elizabeth

          XD

        • Parakeetist

          Hug

      • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

        Whether he’s nice or not is beside the point.
        I think a lot of guys go through this phase at some point, usually in their teenage years, before they finally figure it out: love and sex are not payment owed for niceness. Women also have to be attracted to their partner, and when have you ever been attracted to a woman just because she was nice? So, obviously, if she thinks you’re nice but isn’t attracted to you, she might want you as a friend. Who doesn’t want nice friends?

    • JMP

      Use of the term “friendzoned” kind of proves that you actually are the asshole and not a nice guy at all.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Look dudes who complain about “she ends up with the asshole”. Take some fucking responsibility.
      Did you communicate your interest?
      Did you try to get to know her?

      If not work on that thing.
      If you did, and she turned you down, that’s life, get over it and move on.

      We’ve ALL been rejected. Fuck, I’m a woman who has played this game because I rejected all that “wait for a guy to ask you” shit. I’m not have a relationship based on me “waiting around” for stuff.
      So I KNOW how it works.
      It’s scary, it’s not easy, but that’s the way it is.

      Jesus, get out there and act like an adult and stop whinging online,

      • Anna Elizabeth

        This. Guys, if you’re interested, let her know. Make the pass. I decide very quickly if I want a man, or not, and you can impress me with an approach. No kidding.

        • MizzMazz

          Communications is not so hard. Telling me “Your boobs are bouncing” is not a great conversation opening.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Indeed. “You look great today” has worked on me in the past…..

      • Stulexington

        Did you accept “no” or do you think you can change her mind?

      • GuidedAccordingly

        And this is why I have stayed married for 33 years!

        • Grumpy Twat

          ditto

    • Jenny

      That has to be my coworker.

      • therblig

        mine too. except, missing moar gunz and kill mooslims.

    • Bemused

      She didn’t friendzone him, he girlfriendzoned her.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        Right. I mean, when did she get put in charge of his feelings and sex life?

      • Sophie

        Exactly this. He tries to change the nature of the relationship all of a sudden, and then blames her for actively “friendzoning” him when she doesn’t go along with his desired change.

  • marxalot

    I have no idea how straight people manage to form healthy relationships with all the awful garbage, like this dude, bombarding them daily. Y’all have my sympathies.

    • TJ Barke

      That’s why I avoid it all.

    • therblig

      we just try to imitate what we see on the teevee. those people seem pretty happy.

  • JMP

    Speaking as an atheist, we don’t want this woman-hating pro-rape asshole; Christians, you can have him, he’s all yours.

  • Ezio

    MRAs when a woman is raped by an immigrant: Close the borders! We have to protect women! These illegals are bringing in crime and a culture of sexism and abuse! Western values!

    MRAs when a woman is raped by an American born frat boy: What did this woman do to put herself into a situation where this would happen? Why did she drive him to this? Why are these feminists so demanding?

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      Exactly. They are just as sexist as they are racist.

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      • Oneofthebobs

        Pretty much the same thing, sexism and racism.

        • Ms.MLG on Maui

          They come from the same place in people’s minds and hearts.

    • therblig

      so there’s a brown pill too?

    • i’mjustaskingthequestion

      Yes…this…

  • BadKitty904
  • Vincent Ricola

    “Fisher, 31, is a two-term representative from Laconia who does not serve on any policy committees, at his own request, according to the legislature’s website. Fisher lists himself as a “computer technician” and owns a computer repair business.”

    New Hampshire state Representative Robert Fisher is what happens when reddit becomes reality. Hope mom kept his bed set up in the basement, I’m guessing he’s going to need it sooner than later.

  • JMP

    You know what you could have tried doing if you didn’t want to face those “false” rape allegations? Not forcing someone to have sex with you against their will. It’s actually pretty simple; with that one weird trip, you will never ever have to worry about “false” rape allegations again!

  • BadKitty904
    • snark-lurker

      straightness is complicated

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    Why are there laws against a crime that doesn’t exist?

    • snark-lurker

      legislators gotta legislate

    • mardam422

      Saves time for later, I’m guessing.

    • Isaac Heston

      Because private prisons need return customers.

  • BeachBum

    OT According to all the fake news US GDP growth is down from 2.7% in Dec to .7% in April. Mostly due to lower consumer spending. According to the Wolverines, consumer sentiment down 1%.

    • boyblue122

      No tourism means a lot less people are coming to the country and spending money

      • Isaac Heston

        Totally. Who wants to spend thousands on a trip to be denied entry or detained?

        • Shanzgood

          Or assaulted.

  • Stulexington

    They are so righteous and sure of their beliefs. Which is why they cower and hide when you expose who they really are.

    • Shanzgood

      This is why Robyn does what she does.

      THANKS, ROBYN!

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Indeed. Three cheers for Robyn!

        Hip, Hip!

        • Parakeetist

          Hooray!

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    You know, New Hampshire Republicans if y’all really want to send a message about his horrible words and conduct…you could, I dunno, expel him from the chamber and from the party.

  • Jenny

    Jeez. When I regret having sex with someone, I just ignore their existance. A rape trial, you say? That never occured to me. Brain must be broken!

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      You missed all the fortune, fame and prizes!

      • Jenny

        Now I know, next time. Rape trial!!!

        • Ms.MLG on Maui

          You have a 3% chance at victory! Good luck!

          • Jenny

            Well shit, I’ll just go to bingo instead.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      My regret was the guy that lasted – no kidding – 15 seconds. I sent him home, and had a laugh.

      No charges filed.

      • snark-lurker

        mebbee he was just getting started and there was more to cum but you threw him out before oh nevuh-mind

      • snark-lurker

        btw that hat & hair work for you

        • Anna Elizabeth

          Thanx Doll. :)

        • ahughes798

          Yeah, my fave so far, Tifosa!

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Thank you! I get bored, plus this Beret doesn’t fit over the red style. XD

          • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

            Nice shoes too.

          • ahughes798

            You watching the race on Sunday? I think Vettel got pole. They’re not showing quali until 5pm here.

      • Shanzgood

        I think I’d rather that than have to go “Ugh, give it a rest already!”

        • Anna Elizabeth

          XD I’ve had one guy with a *lot* of stamina. I wish he’d come around again.

          • Shanzgood

            Ah, well. To each their own! I was like “Jeez, I gotta go home, I’ve got other shit to do!” Besides, it wasn’t working for me, anyway.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            I hear that. This guy and I had zip in common but we were totally into each other. No muss, Hit it-and-Quit it.

            He was purty, tho, and awesome in bed. XD

  • TJ Barke

    Not being allowed to oppress and dominate other human beings is not oppression, fucknuts.

    • chortlingdingo

      “You’re being intolerant of my intolerance!”

    • TheBoatDude

      I got whined at on Jezebel about oppression is not allowing Ann Coulter to speak at UCB because she has a different point of view…

      • TJ Barke

        A point of view advocating for the oppression of various minority groups, and valuing property rights over human rights…

        • TheBoatDude

          Who’ll speak for the rich white folks?

  • Ugg, these people just get sadder and sadder… It’s one thing to be a revolting misogynist internet troll, it’s an entirely different thing to have a “band” with one member.

    I’ve been in the music industry for most of my life, there are a lot of REALLY scummy musicians out there, and if you can’t get a couple of THEM to hang out with you, you must be the worst of the worst…

    • Jenny

      I saw that too. A band with one member. You can easily find another person with no talent to “jam” with.

    • marxalot

      Or you’re J Mascis.
      I doubt this guy is J Mascis.

      • jesterpunk

        J is awesome but he sounds like he is stoned every time he talks.

      • J Masics plays with tonnes of other musicians, even if he’s kinda a control freak in the studio and can wind up playing all the instruments.

        • marxalot

          I know, I just remember him in an interview basically telling the guy that if he could clone himself and just work with other Js Mascis, he still wouldn’t.

    • Skeptical_thinker

      Herb Alpert libelz!!1!!

      • While I don’t actually know Herb Alpert, the first line of his Wikipedia page suggests that he definitely does have other musicians in his band…

        “Herb Alpert is an American musician most associated with the group
        variously known as Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass, Herb Alpert’s
        Tijuana Brass, or TJB.”

        Unless he is every member of the Tijuana Brass, in which case I retract my statement.

        • Isaac Heston

          He is the one guy whose records you can find at every thrift store in America.

          • I’m firmly in “not America”, but I will see if us moosehumpers can find ’em up here next time I’m at a thrift store.

        • TheBoatDude

          You didn’t know he was schizophrenic? It should read “Herb Alpert *is* the Tijuana Brass Band” but they knew it would freak out the listeners…

    • ahughes798

      “I’ve been in the music industry most of my life,” You poor thing. I used to work at Warner-Elektra-Atlantic, whilst being a musician myself. Ooooh the education I received working for them. Took away that not so fresh “I wanna be a rockstar” feeling right out of me.

      • I’m 39, my desire to “be a rockstar” left me a while ago, I mostly do it out of love now. Releasing an album this summer actually (I did the drums, production, engineering and mixing… Some vocals). It’s a shite industry, but at least I have the wherewithal to do shit on my own terms.

        • ahughes798

          I knew from going to artist showcases and record release parties put on by the labels…w/food and drink, that while the record people were there, “supporting” the artist(for appearances only. And free food and booze.)they were in the back of the room while the artist was performing….shredding them. Insulting them, viciously. Then, after the show, the label people would greet the artist and do just the opposite..”GREAT SHOW!” and all that. This was in the ’80’s.

          I was cured of my rock star dreams on the spot.

          • Never too late to be in a band. I’m the oldest guy in my band by 9 years, and we still put on killer shows!

          • ahughes798

            I know. It’s just finding the right people, because where I live now is semi-rural, and all the bands are cover bands(not that there’s anything wrong with that, they make bank here, if they’re good)or punk bands, I def wouldn’t mind being in a punk band, but they’re all in their 20’s and 30’s.

  • Mary Sandoras

    I thought unresolved “mommy issues” was a criteria that had to be met for republican candidates.

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    Oh sure he has to step down but no one’s calling on Donnie to resign.

    • Isaac Heston

      I think we’re waiting for him to be dragged off in handcuffs.

      • ahughes798

        I know I am.

    • Criminal Alien Jack Tenhet

      I am and do call for him to resign every time he says or does anything.

  • jesterpunk

    Being a straight white man is pretty much easy mode for life. You dont have to worry about being stopped and harassed by police, you have an easier time getting a good job and you dont have to worry someone will attack you for the color of your skin. You also dont have to worry about asshole politicians pushing to take away your rights.

    Also asshole someone else getting rights to be treated like a human doesnt affect your rights at all, its not a zero sum game here. Everyone should be treated with respect and be treated like a human.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      He knows and disagrees. Let’s stop going easy on these gits and start assuming they know those our are rights and they just don’t want us to have them.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Exactly. This shit is done systematically and deliberately. It’s not an accident that no one can fix or stop!

    • BeachBum

      The zero sum game thinking is a big problem, not only human rights, but also for jobs, education, housing, and almost every economic issue.

      • jesterpunk

        Yep and you hear it all the time from these idiots.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      There is no white male privilege. I did all the not being stopped by random cops and not being crotch-grabbed on my own.

      • Criminal Alien Jack Tenhet

        I admit that I had a double take on this. It took me a second and I only gave it that because I like you.

        Well played! :D

        • Beanz&Berryz

          Thank you. I try to ride the line between seeming assholery and actual eventual snark, but sometimes the lines get blurry and my clarity gets a bit wobbly. Damn whiskey. It got put away early.

          • Shanzgood

            I thought you did a good job!

      • jesterpunk

        If it was anyone else on another site I would believe that but here I kind of figure most comments are snarky and/ or sarcastic.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          You got it as it was meant. Thanks for the benefit of the doubt.

  • WeaselPoo

    speaking of despicable rage-males, this just in : Alex Jones lost custody.

    • therblig

      and after chobani sues him, he’ll lose custardly

      • WeaselPoo

        oh man! are you sure that was worth it? :D

        • therblig

          that thought a curd to me

          • ahughes798

            I’m sure it wheyed heavily on you before you posted it.

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        That’s it; the righties have lost the culture war.

    • Criminal Alien Jack Tenhet

      Yay! First good new of the day!

  • Carpe Vagenda

    It does sound as if Gov Sununu is kinda regret-offended, tho.

  • undercover epicurean
    • Criminal Alien Jack Tenhet

      Ghaaaaa! *vomits*

    • anon_the_great

      Strong propiganda ‘cept Jonah is a Jooo name. Dumb Rethugs shoulda seen that.

      • undercover epicurean

        It’s GOP-acceptable though, because the Bible.

  • Jenny

    Semi related. Reading Rebel Mother by Peter Andreas. The letters his father wrote to his mom/about his mom were pretty shitty but understandable for the time period and religion. But sadly, 50 years later these dudes are still like waaahh feminism makes me feel like less of a man!

    Get over it!

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      They whine more than people actually being oppressed.

    • Shanzgood

      Yeah. Women started doing “man stuff” and a lot of men went “but what about ME? What am *I* good for now?”

      I dunno, dude. Figure it out yourselves like WE did. We’re busy.

      Now their response is to try to turn back the clock because they didn’t have enough imagination to think ahead or (please forgive me) outside the box.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        … outside the box..,

        • Shanzgood

          Yeah, I said I was sorry!!!

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Umm. Confession. The apology helped me get it. I miss things that are too subtle sometimes.

          • Shanzgood

            I don’t think I’ve ever been referred to as “too subtle” before!

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Maybe it’s the context. But. I am slow sometimes. And then I get all enthusiastical when I get it.

          • Do not feel too bad. I still did not get it until I read this exchange right here. And then went….oooooohhhhhhh

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Like….. ohhhhhhh, THAT box?

      • Criminal Alien Jack Tenhet

        “We’re busy.” I love that! I feel the same way at this point in my life. I am too busy trying to figure my own shit out to take on other people’s bullshit right now. Life is not ‘winner take all’ and growing up is learning that you figure it out as you go.

        These misogynists are too young to understand life. They still stink of baby formula and have that pale, doughy consistency. If they stopped blaming everyone else and assume responsibility for their own actions, they might learn something.

        • Shanzgood

          I was just thinking of the “We’re busy” that was the daily life of a lot of feminists like my mom in hetero relationships in the 70s and 80s: working full time but still shouldering the majority of the childcare, cooking, and housework because they were TOO BUSY with all that to “help” men figure out what *their* new roles were supposed to be.

          When my mom finally put her foot down about it with my stepdad, his response wasn’t to offer to pick up the slack, it was to suggest hiring a housekeeper. You can guess how well THAT went down! About as well as when a GF of mine’s sister complained not many years ago to her husband (IIRC, he was mad because she was chronically too tired for sex), it wasn’t “How can I help take some of the stress off?” but “Why don’t you just get up an hour earlier?”

          • Criminal Alien Jack Tenhet

            I’m lucky that I grew up with a strong, feminist mom who worked, sometimes two jobs, did all the shopping, housekeeping and cooking, who taught me early on just to damn well take care of it. If we didn’t take care of it ourselves, it just didn’t get done at all. It’s not feminism that caused this situation, it was misogyny that caused it. Men being too wrapped up in their own macho bullshit to learn to wash a dish or make a sandwich.

            My generation of men had to learn these things because, as you said, we were too busy actually doing those things to worry about other men. I had no male friend growing up, all female friends and there’s a good reason for that. I have always been uncomfortable around males IRL. Women are just more interesting and way more chill than men my age are. Men my age are still too wrapped up in themselves to even want to talk with any real depth about anything I care about.

            I’m not knocking all men at all. Baconz is a genuinely good man, as are a lot of men here. I just don’t get to meet men like that where I am or where I can actually go.

          • Shanzgood

            Yes. The people here, for various reasons, make me like actual people again.

    • Criminal Alien Jack Tenhet

      You know what sometimes makes me feel like less of a man? That I have to pee sitting down these days.

      You know what else? When Staypuft Marshmallow dudes try to reframe feminism as a “bad thing” to promote their own piggishness. It’s insulting. It’s no different than claiming that affirmative action is “reverse racism”. Anyone whose pie hole that vomits out of instantly becomes a nose hair in the omelet of humanity.

      • TheBoatDude

        Ok, I’ll bite: Why do you have to sit to pee?

        • Criminal Alien Jack Tenhet

          Medical issues. It’s weird.

          • TheBoatDude

            Oiy. Well, hope that gets sorted out in due time…

          • Criminal Alien Jack Tenhet

            It is. No worries! I have several great doctors and stuff. Thanks for caring about it, though. :)

  • Crystalclear12

    OK, so Republicans DO have some standards. Who knew?

    • puredog

      Some Republicans have some standards sometimes.

      • Isaac Heston

        And some just have wide stances.

    • jesterpunk

      They really only have standards when it is embarrassing and someone says in public what they are all saying in private.

    • Mary Sandoras

      If this guy got elected first, before the news broke, republicans would be waiting in line to defend him.

    • cats530

      Only one: Must be a CHRISTIAN misogynist. Cannot be an ATHEIST misogynist.

  • Criminal Alien Jack Tenhet

    I’m just going out on a limb here and saying that it’s official, every MRA is a guy nobody wants to fuck in the first place. Let’s just call it what it is and stop beating around the bush.

    Let’s just agree on these point:

    There is no Alt-Right, only Nazis. They’re just Nazis.

    There are no MRAs, just unfuckable misogynists.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      I agree, 100%. :)

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Hear, hear!

    • Parakeetist

      True.

    • Bruce Wayne

      Lol. Just like the land whale feminists.

      • Criminal Alien Jack Tenhet

        Douche. Bruce Wayne would totally kick your chauvinist ass. Please, do the gene pool a favor and take a hand full of red pills. smh

        • Bruce Wayne

          MRAs aren’t the only ones who can be fat and ugly.

  • Raan

    Oh wow, I can’t believe the ladies aren’t falling all over themselves trying to give this dickbag a mister salty. /s

    • Shanzgood

      *checks Google*

      Are we talking about pretzels?

      • Beanz&Berryz

        I was thinking to google too

      • Criminal Alien Jack Tenhet

        Yes.

      • Isaac Heston

        Or blumpkins or Cleveland steamers? Who can tell in this crazy world?

        • Shanzgood

          I learn so many new things here.

          (like when NOT to Google a thing)

          • NastyBossetti

            One of my brothers is a walking urban dictionary for creatively-named, horrible sex acts. When I don’t want to google a thing on my work computer, I can just text him instead.

          • Shanzgood

            Maybe I should text him. I need a new name for something. Or maybe it’s not new, I dunno.

          • Shanzgood

            NOPE NEVERMIND NOT NEW

          • Isaac Heston

            lol, That’s when it’s time to clear your search history.

          • NastyBossetti

            hahaha nothing is new!

          • Isaac Heston

            Hey! We’re still waiting on sex robots!

            You can say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.

          • Shanzgood

            Apparently not. I’m just disappointed in the terrible names!

          • Teecha

            Before we had google, we had this:
            https://www.amazon.com/Encyclopedia-Unusual-Practices-Brenda-Love/dp/1569800111

            (Which startled me in several ways when I was a youngling)

      • Raan

        That’s the double entendre!

        And you probably won’t find any results on Google, because as far as I know, I just made it up.

        • Shanzgood

          Um…ok…

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    This way to the Republic of Gilead.

  • I understand that each of his posts ended with “well, except for my mom and sister.”

    They *always* exclude their mommies and sisters from their “rape-the-slut!” fantasies. Cucks!

    • Sid Pevear

      I have a ex son in-law that speaks about women in such terms. I am waiting to see what his reaction is when one of his asshole buddies says something like that about my grand-daughter.

      • TheBoatDude

        That’s a common thing, I think, among players or wannabe players: women are to be conquered sexually until the have a daughter, then it’s “You’d better be good to my little cupcake, because she’s not that kind of girl.” These are the guys that talk about threatening any potential suitor and posting “Rules for dating my daughter” on Facebook…because now it’s different…

        • The Flaming Carrot

          QED Mike Cernovich, who’s suddenly reborn as the World’s Greatest Dad.

          • TheBoatDude

            The alt right guy?

          • The Flaming Carrot

            Yeah. He started out as an MRA. Turning into a Pizzagate conspiracist, accusing everyone to his left of being a pedophile, was therefore a natural transition for him.
            https://storify.com/SJWIllu

  • Thiazin Red

    My “favorite” part of this are the rants he posted about how when hes on a date he drones on about how great he is, but for some reason those sluts act bored and don’t fuck him.

    • Gigglesnort

      He has one very notable achievement: he is a world-class asshole.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Too bad for Bob. Trump already announced that he was the only one who could lead a double life under his administration.

  • HorseChestnut

    Something’s wrong with New Hampshire. Why is it a magnet for aggrieved ex-husbands? Is there something different about their family courts?

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      It’s a tiny, homogenous state, with a population of a bit over a million people, yet for some reason they have a State Assembly of 400 reps. (By contrast, California has a population of 40 million and our State Assembly has 80 reps.) Any asshole can get elected, and they do.

      • JustDon’tSayFlatEarth

        I just heard yesterday some idjit is proposing a thousand districts for CA, to make it more democratic.
        Insert eye-roll here.

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          Ah, they’re always proposing idiotic shit here in CA. It’s because we have a weird governance thing where almost anyone can put a proposition on the ballot. We finally got a non partisan committee who draws fair districts–that isn’t going to change anytime soon.

          • JustDon’tSayFlatEarth

            I’m getting that. I’ve lived in the Bay Area for just over 6 years now, and I’ve voted on more propositions than political posts, I’m pretty sure.

          • Sid Pevear

            Been here most of my life. This thing with our Dam spillway has all the wing nuts up here in a tizzy. Expecting a Prop on Infrastructure spending next go around, they are all blowing a gasket about how the gas tax money will be spent. The shit just never stops here but it sure is a beautiful state to live in!

          • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

            It started out really well-meaningly as Citizen Democracy, and as a Berkeley girl I totally support it in principle, but we really need to raise the bar on how easy it is for anyone to get something on the ballot! I think we just did in recent years, but we really have to look at it carefully.

          • TheBoatDude

            Didn’t they raise the fee to weed out some of the whack jobs?

            (BTW, hello from the Peninsula!)

          • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

            I think they did, finally. Hi there! (Puts hand over eyes and squints North from L.A.)

        • DT

          Well, if our founding fathers saw our House of Representatives and their avreage ~650 000 people per district they’d be horrified. They thought 50 000 per representative was on the high side.

          • JustDon’tSayFlatEarth

            They also thought getting a letter from NY to Philly in a week was fast.

  • Khavrinen

    “Robert Fisher is the sole member of his band, The Five Nines.”

    Oh no! What happened to the other four?! Not to mention “Seven”…

    • TundraGrifter

      Not to mention “Six” and “Eight.”

  • azeyote

    these guys probably don’t stop at counting sheep when they’re in bed –

  • Bitter Scribe

    Actual unretouched photo of The Fine Nines and its sole member, Robert Fisher:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1d361c3f37ed86630c236230dd3fe15592f4a7595e209406c52c556bbb394006.jpg

  • cats530

    “Shockingly enough, this did not go over too well with any of his colleagues! Even the Republican ones!”

    Easily explainable. He did admit to being an atheist, so of course the good Christians of the GOP have to disown him publicly. If he were to join one of their born-again cults, however, his behavior would be deemed perfectly acceptable and any criticism of him would result in righteous screams of indignation over “Christian persecution!”

  • Bitter Scribe

    Normally I’m against doxxing, but if this guy is a goddamned state representative, he gets no sympathy from me.

    • ImdaPrincesse ™/MsWonderFall

      I’ve looked at some of those Reddit and 4chan places…pretty vile commentary there

      • VirginiaLady

        Wash your hands if you haven’t already. It’s a good idea to keep a bottle of Purell next to the keyboard if you plan to go there again.

        • TheBoatDude

          Need Purcell eye drops for that shit…

  • cats530

    That neck beardy growth stuff is pretty nasty, along with his attitude. I can see why no women are attracted to that.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Any woman interested in him would not be considered good enough for him.

  • TundraGrifter

    Robert Fisher – Yesterday’s Whine.

    • Isaac Heston

      And today’s cheesedick.

  • ImdaPrincesse ™/MsWonderFall

    Wanker…

  • Red Bird Ω

    Who?

  • Helene Logan

    New Hampshire. The Florida of the Northeast.

    • Nockular cavity

      Maine libel!

      • Helene Logan

        Hee!

  • lowenufc

    Those that knew him in college called him “needle-dick”, and then made fun of his intellect.

    • Gregory Brown

      Needle Dick, the Bug Fucker.

  • Nockular cavity

    the fact that he made them under the shadow of Internet anonymity tells you he knows they are offensive

    Wait, does this mean that I know that this comment is offensive? INITIATE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.

    • stubbornirishlass

      And now you know why comments are not allowed.

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    Step right up! This is not your Dads Republican Party, of right wing religious Focus on the Family misogyny! We’re now the new and improved, rebranded party of right wing, Red Pill, MRA style misogyny!

  • Poly_Ester

    The neck beard is to prove that he’s a mature white male and not not some love sick teenager, right?

    • TundraGrifter

      Or it’s the sign of a semi-serious skin condition.

      • Dinz6315

        OMG, yes, there’s cystic acne under there…

    • Mike Wallace

      A poor substitute for an actual jaw line.

  • SnarkON

    “I’m disappointed that this sort of attack has replaced real news…” Um, the fact that a government official is the anonymous founder of what is basically a hate speech group is pretty real news.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      They don’t consider it hate speech though, because sex discrimination is “nice” discrimination. Just the other day I got into a debate with a guy who insisted that the most unbelievable thing about the Handmaid’s Tale was that the handmaids had to be forced into having sex with powerful men.

      • Vel Venturi

        Excuse me, must go puke now.

      • SnarkON

        I hope you smacked the shit out of that guy.

      • Grokenstein

        Ah, kind of like how po-mo Nazis say they want to practice “nonviolent” genocide, in which they don’t use gas chambers, they just deport everyone they hate (besides themselves) to die in countries they’ve never even seen before.

    • Invidosa

      You don’t understand, news is always fake unless it describes republicans​ as cancer curing messiahs

      • The Flaming Carrot

        Ahem. They only accept cash up front. Like the Cancer Treatment Centers of America.

  • i’mjustaskingthequestion

    K…here’s the burning question…how the fuck did he get elected if he’s an atheist. Thats impossible! The second question is how the fuck is he not dead as a Republican atheist…don’t those people “take care” of anomalies like him?

    The fact that he is a total dick doesn’t surprise me at all. I mean…look at him…

  • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

    How can you be the only member of a “band”?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Overdubbing?

    • Greyhame

      He couldn’t even find 4 other assholes willing to be in a shitty band with him, so he has to pretend.

    • Hardly Ideal

      I guess if you ran a virtual band, but even those usually involve some sort of collaboration.

    • Iam Reading

      Tent Reznor essential is Nine Inch Nails. Oh, and Beck. But this guy is a douche and deserves all the votes to the face.

  • The Flaming Carrot

    Sounds like it’s time for his female constituents to engage in a particicution . . . with votes.

  • Vel Venturi

    I’m sure Dump has a post for him in the new ‘administration.’

  • Sakonyachen

    As a somewhat avid redditor, I apologize for Redpill. And if you’ve ever been to Reddit, you know that apologizing is not common.

    • I only go to Reddit for /r/Rupaul’s Drag Race fandom. I like hanging with dudes who are man enough to tuck their junk and dress like glamorous women.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        Is that Rand Paul’s older brother?

  • The Wanderer

    He’s been doing this weird shit since 2012? His hand and dick probably have matching calluses by now.

    • kcnewhaven

      They say couples eventually start to resemble one another

  • Parakeetist

    I don’t think I know enough bad words in English to describe how bad this is.

    • Grumpy Twat

      There are people here who can help you with that.

  • Is it normal to feel like vomiting after reading news? (This happens to me a lot lately.)

  • Iam Reading

    Rapist titty baby. Fuck this beta POS and all useless, whiny MRAs.

  • sundaytrucker

    False Flag!!!1!1! Why go through all that trouble to form a website dedicated to reasons you’re not getting laid, when living in your mom’s basement is exhibit A? It’s called logic people. Wonkette must post a retraction.

  • Zyxomma

    Sometimes I’m glad I’m too old for most men to want to date.

  • Now hold on, don’t you only like need 13 votes and your own pick-up truck to get a seat in the NH House?

  • Bruce Wayne

    But it’s okay for man hating sites like Jezebel, Bitch and GirlsTalk to exist. Feminists are the biggest hypocrites.

    • Mike Wallace

      Not sure if Poe, or inbred.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        Either way, he’s a cartoon character who isn’t an anarchist. Fuck him (not literally).

      • WomanInThePersistence

        What a silly this one is.

      • A Bashful Nobody

        Don’t feed the trolls!

    • thixotropic jerk

      IKR? It’s like men are really the biggest victims evah!!! Which is totes provable too because that one time you got turned down for being a douchecanoe rite bro?

      • TheBoatDude

        Dammit, did I miss next weeks deleted comment?

  • Greg Comlish

    “I am not disappearing. Only my career is disappearing. I will continue to defiantly post inane bullshit to internet forums populated by anonymous mediocre men who blame society at-large for their failure to get laid or be successful.”

    • The Flaming Carrot

      Not society at large. That metastatic cancer, feminism.

  • pianoplayer1

    Forty-year-old-men who ask to see the breasts of a 15-year-old may not be called “creepy”. Instead, they might be called prisoner#: 678502354.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      Or Robert Heinlein. (He dead).

      • lol, heinlein reference. didnt expect that. then again, heinlein is REDPILLED :P

  • BillEGoatSmirk

    Fisher is desperate to win the “New Hampshire Asshole Legislator of the Year” award. In 2016, it was given to state rep Al Baldasaro, a gun-loving wingnut and Trump campaign “advisor” and surrogate, who famously stated on a radio appearance that “Hillary Clinton should be put in the firing line and shot for treason”. (Al got a visit from the Secret Service after that.)
    So poor Mr. Fisher has a ways to go to outshine his fellow GOP crackpots in NH, but I’ll give him an “A” for effort. (Too bad there really isn’t an award. But there easily could be!)

    • The Flaming Carrot

      A participation award, like they’re always accusing us of giving out!

  • Napoleanofthetrump

    What up with people who proclaim themselves atheist on the internet and sexism and racism?

    • Regret

      They are louder than other atheists.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        Every community has its assholes.

    • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

      Trying to dress up their sexism and racism in being “rational”.

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    Gee,,,there’s really not a lot to like about this guy. But sad he can’t get himself a lady. I wonder if there’s a connection?

  • John Lo

    The real story is that this fucking weasel was told no and slapped down by so many women that his only face-saving exit alley was to trash them anonymously. And this asshole claims to be an atheist. What he says on Reddit et al. sounds more like a Billy Graham evangelical. What a crock.

  • Redpillib

    Sounds like a personal problem to me, guy. Real red pills allow you to see reality not some damn fantasy world. Want to be liked? By folks of any gender? Try respect.

  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    Just felt like entertaining a masochistic impulse and decided to check out TheRedPill…

    I’m seeing red everywhere now.

  • Stein Olsen

    http://i.imgur.com/QUgMKXJ.jpg

    Yea like serial killers. By his logic their crimes isn’t an absolute bad because the serial killer likes it.

    • Oily Messiah

      That sounds like a Marquis De Sade quote to me?

  • Oblios_Cap

    So is the Five Nines is a Trump tribute band?

    • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

      In the IT industry, five nines means 99.999% availability. And I guarantee that he and his band are available 100% of the time.

  • akita96th

    When you layer back those onion skins of a republican this is what you find lurking in the darkness. The real republican is a few layers down waiting on their chance to pounce.

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