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“OUR PRESIDENT IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY CHRIST-KILLING JEWS!”

It’s a day of lamentation for Nazi Frog Andrew Anglin and the Hitler Youth Group. They got all tingly in the jodhpurs in January for Donald Trump’s statement on International Holocaust Remembrance Day. Richard Spencer’s pasty white bits stood up and saluted its “Trumpian de-Judification”.

Then President America First was taking them off the list of extremist groups, and sticking up for the Greek twink.

 

Even Spicey was using his briefing to educate the Globalists on The War of Allied Aggression.

 

Those were the good old days in Altrightistan! They could goosestep with pride in their white skin, if not in their IRL accomplishments.

But then came the “JEW D’ETAT”, and it all came crashing down! Sad! Yesterday, their Kamerad at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue went before the Pharisees and gave a speech that was decidedly NOT “Trumpian.”

On Yom HaShoah, we look back at the darkest chapter of human history. We mourn, we remember, we pray, and we pledge: Never again. I say it, never again.

The mind cannot fathom the pain, the horror, and the loss. Six million Jews, two-thirds of the Jews in Europe, murdered by the Nazi genocide. They were murdered by an evil that words cannot describe, and that the human heart cannot bear. […]

We must stamp out prejudice and anti-Semitism everywhere it is found. We must defeat terrorism, and we must not ignore the threats of a regime that talks openly of Israel’s destruction. We cannot let that ever even be thought of.

Et tu, Claus von Stauffenberg?

Weird that they didn’t book David Duke at the World Jewish Congress. He really has some good advice for The So-Called Chosen People.

 

To be honest, David Duke has been around for a while. He knew the party was over last week when The Globalists manipulated poor Trump into dropping that bomb on Syria.

 

But some of the baby Nazis took it hard.

 

 

Even Andrew Anglin was crying in his milk.

On some level, it doesn’t even matter. Because we are where we are now.

But I think it is important on a personal and I dare say a spiritual level to understand that the Trump movement was real, Trump was real, he was fighting for us, the people.

But whatever happened around the period of the last week of March, Our President is no longer Our President.

He lost the fight.

He is a hostage of the Jews, and he is doing their bidding.

And now, we stand opposed.

Oh, bless your little Nazi hearts! Did you boys actually think “Trump was real, he was fighting for us”? That he and Bannon were soulmates, BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY. And these two bloated sacks of money were secretly plotting to throw off The Globalists, evict the untermenschen, build a wall, and bring us back to the golden era of the Gold Standard.

He hired this guy…

Steven Mnuchin, MOT

and this guy…

David Shulkin, MOT

and this guy…

Boris Epshteyn, MOT

and this guy…

David Friedman, MOT

and this guy…

Stephen Miller, MOT

and he thinks THIS GUY can singlehandedly run the State Department…

Jared Kusher, MOT. Sleeps with the President’s Daughter, MOT.

He was lying about the wall. And about labeling China a currency manipulator. And about having a secret plan to win Iraq. And about having a secret plan for healthcare. And about having a secret plan to cut taxes.

 

BUT YOU’RE CERTAIN HE WAS ALWAYS A SECRET NAZI LIKE YOU?!?!?!

And now that he’s the most powerful person on earth, he’s too weak to resist those scheming Jews he hired. Or too stupid to know he’s being manipulated.

Schmucks, you got played. Go back down into mommy’s basement and wank to your Eva Braun poster over a nice glass of cow juice. Boychik, BYE!

[Daily Stormer, Ewwwwww / Richard Spencer’s word vomit / Talking Points Memo / Salon ]

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  • Nounverb911
  • canes_pugnaces

    Poor rightwing America. The House of Con only has so many seats at the banquet table and between his family and the billionaires there really aren’t any seats for the neo-Nazis.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    Neo-Nazis are not known for their brain power.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      The Neon-Nazis are the bright ones.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        *golf clap*

  • William
    • ariel_gee_398

      If laughing at Nazis getting punched in the head is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

    • FlownΩver

      The crux of the biscuit, regrettably, is the apostrophe.

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Just wait until we get our next non white president in the white house, than hopefully these losers will get the message that they truly have lost.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    oops, Point-of-Order: Last paragraph should be “Eva Braun”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Braun

    • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

      To be fair, though, her sister Ava Braun was the more popular pin up model once she got her boob job.

  • William
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  • baconzgood

    Now he’s offended his base. Man is there nothing this dude won’t set fire to politically? He’s got ONE TERM* written all over him.

    (*Dumber than W even!?!?!?!!!!)

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      One can hope. But they are like Jason or Michael Myers – we hit ’em, but they won’t stay down!

    • CriticalDragon1177

      Truth of the matter is, he was guaranteed to offend his alt right fanboys at some point, unless he openly called for the return of segregation and putting a “whites only” sign on America, and that level of racism would be enough to keep him out of the white house after 2020 and turn even other conservative Republicans against him.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        The “whites only” sign on America? Actually, he’s kind of already done that.

        • CriticalDragon1177

          Not really

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Just because these Nazi douchebags have lost faith doesn’t mean Trump’s coded-and not so coded-appeals to bigots and white nationalists don’t resonate loud and clear.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            It doesn’t with enough of the population that some people actually fail to realize how racist he is.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            You’ve noticed he’s still president though? With a House and Senate suddenly looking really fucking anxious to normalize him and continue on with their goal of turning this country into a tax haven for the wealthy?

          • CriticalDragon1177

            He’s still not openly calling for the return of Jim Crow or kicking out everyone who isn’t white.

          • The Wanderer

            I’m sure that Dobby the Elf has that on his ‘To Do’ list.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            If he does, Trump is going to hurt himself politically with everyone except hardcore racists. It would not be in his interests to do so.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            He appointed an avowed racist to be our attorney general. He is deporting Hispanics with no due process at an alarming pace. He advocates systemic voter disenfranchisement for minorities, and has called for massive militarized actions in places like Chicago, including mass incarceration. This doesn’t seem to have hurt him politically. Not all that many racists are hardcore; they’re the “good Germans” who only confide their racism to family and friends, and who are more than happy to look the other way while all this shit is happening.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            He’s not that open about his racism. Want to see what open racism, at least not anywhere near as open as his alt right fanboys want him to be.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            I’d say demanding execution for the falsely accused suspects in the Central Park jogger case was pretty openly racist. As was whinging about a Mexican-American judge’s inability to be impartial because of his ethnicity. Refusing to rent to black tenants…remember that one? These things may not appear openly racist to some white folks, but believe me, to anyone of color, the message is loud and clear.

            Look, you and I obviously disagree on this. I’m Mexican-American and live in a heavily Hispanic community. The fear, paranoia, and distrust regarding Trump is like a miasma around here…about deportation, about discrimination. We get Trump’s message that This Land Wasn’t Made For Me And You.

          • Claire

            Oh, nonsense. I’m so white I’m practically clear and I can see perfectly well that the dude’s screaming his racism through a megaphone. His speech announcing his candidacy was literally about how immigrants from Mexico were rapists and murderers and he was going to build a wall to keep them out.

            Look, nobody’s fooled. I mean literally nobody who has the cognitive capacity to process information in any medium is fooled about his racism. He has not even tried to hide it. Anyone who says that they just aren’t sure if he’s racist or not is straight the fuck up lying. Every one of his voters knows he’s a racist pig and they either voted for him because of it or in spite of it. This “Well, he’s not ACTUALLY wearing a white sheet to his rallies” business is disingenuous.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Oh, he’s fuck well trying.

          • FlownΩver

            Openly.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      They won’t care. Notice their phrasing- the evil globalists goblins have overwhelmed their champion. They’re really not holding him responsible personally.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        And they never will.

    • FlownΩver

      They may eventually suss out there’s his “base” and then there’s his Ba$e.

  • Me not sure

    Is a guy that picks you up in Berlin a Deutschland Uber Driver?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      California. Uber. Always.
      California Uber Always.

  • The Wanderer

    “Snowflake Nazis are the real victims here . . . “
    Good.

  • memzilla Ω
    • Dg Hacket

      I hate Illinois nazis!!!

      • Villago Delenda Est

        I also hate Kansas, Louisiana, Texas, Wisconsin, Michigan, Maine, Alabama, and Florida Nazis!

    • Ωbjectifier

      It’s got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant. It’s got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters, so it’ll run good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Get the cigarette lighter fixed.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot
    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Wait till La Pen loses. It will hurt them hard.

  • schmannity

    You forgot Goldman Sachs’ own Gary Cohn, also not from County Cork. Can a Nazi get a table dance in this administration?

    • The Wanderer

      Bannon would break the tables.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Are we still allowed to punch them now that their Fuhrer has abandoned them?

    • undercover epicurean

      Twice as hard.

  • Spurning Beer

    Okay, so Donald re-Jewified the Holocaust. One time. Will he re-African-Americanize civil rights?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      What do you mean? The real victims in the civil rights struggle were all white.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        It did get harder to find a seat at the lunch counter.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          And having to wade through those police dogs, fire hoses, and bodies being dragged to jail just to get a lousy hamburger. Sheesh…no wonder they were angry about the movement!

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Did they actually listen to the speech? Because I can see why whoever the nuzzies were should be upset.

  • Alan

    I’m going with “too stupid”.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    But then came the “JEW D’ETAT”, and it all came crashing down!

    I can’t decide if I should be worried that this made me laugh out loud.

    • Alan

      Don’t worry, we all did.

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    Don’t worry little Nazi snowflakes. Sometime in the next six months or so, Kushner will flop at the impossible agenda Trump has set for him, and the Mercers will convince him to let Bannon back into the inner circle. Bannon up, Kushner down.
    For all his tough talk, Trump is weak.

    • laughingnome

      We’ve always been at war with East Kushner.

  • laughingnome

    Sorry morans, we’re not Doucheland yet.

    • Look Closer

      Trump is testing that theory.

    • janecita

      We are almost there though!
      Murica!

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    Right, David Duke, the schmear on my last bagel purchase was lacking cuz I was fondling my rosary beads while ordering.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Alt right Nazi snowflakes hear Lord Littledigits acknowledge that Jews actually did die in the Holocaust. Reaction…..

    https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-15-2015/nYmJ6L.gif

  • zerosumgame0005

    OK, yes I am teh stoopid, but WTH does MOT stand for?

    • ariel_gee_398

      Member of the Tribe.

      • zerosumgame0005

        ah, got ya

      • The Wanderer

        Not ‘Ministry of Truth?’ Damn.

        • janecita

          “My own Tequila”

        • Villago Delenda Est

          “Minitru”

    • Look Closer

      I’m right there with you.

    • Alan

      Don’t feel bad, I had to google MRA this morning.

  • schmannity

    Don’t forget:

    “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys wearing yarmulkes… Those are the only kind of people I want counting my money. Nobody else … Besides that, I tell you something else. I think that’s guy’s lazy. And it’s probably not his fault because laziness is a trait in blacks.”

    –Donald Fucking Trump

    • tapp_my_wire,please

      Que up the Spicey retort of ‘he was speaking as a private citizen back then’.

    • Ian

      The part about “laziness is a trait” might be fabricated. I’m sure he believes it, it’s unclear if he said it.

  • janecita

    Watching Richard Spencer get punched on his stupid, whiny little bitch face will never, ever, cease to be funny!

    • Randy Riddle

      And deeply satisfying.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I dunno. Just in case it ever does, I think someone should [with votes] more Nazis and film it. So we have back-up video if we get tired of this one.

      • janecita

        I agree! I’m looking at you Berkeley!

      • HolidayinCambodia

        Could I mail him a print out of my absentee ballot and hope he gets a paper cut? Or would that get me a drop-in from Doc Zook?

    • Somebody needs to have this video disseminated like those ads that follow you all over the interwebs.

      Bonus for 4chan mass postings.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      APANITF!….

  • beatbort

    They didn’t even throw any hate at the Negro brain surgeon running HHS. Sad.

    • Alan

      Well he is in a coma so….

    • The Wanderer

      He’s easy to overlook, because he’s so quiet.

    • janecita

      Every racist needs his own house Negro.

      • CriticalDragon1177

        But being in charge of the HHS means that Ben Carson is far from a “house negro.” He actually has power over white people in some cases. That’s some that would be unconscionable in the antebellum south, not to mention with modern day white supremacists

        • janecita

          Do you really think, that those morons understand how our government works? You are giving them too much credit.

        • Thiazin Red

          I’m pretty sure they see the word urban and it translates to black in their heads.

        • FlownΩver

          Maybe letting reality get in the way of a good snark there.

        • CounterSniper

          He’s in charge of HUD not HHS.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            You’re right. Can’t believe I missed that. Thanks

          • CounterSniper

            You’re welcome.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            HHS would have made too much sense, him actually being a doctor and all.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      No problem. They keep him in the elevator.

      • Nockular cavity

        The one in the pyramid?

  • Randy Riddle

    Trump may have disappointed the Nazis, but the Klan members are still happy with him.

  • Chadwells
    • The Wanderer

      “Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb.”

    • Spaceballs, Onward – to the White House!!

  • MynameisBlarney

    What will it take for the Feds to start making arrests?

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028981065

  • Relativicus

    They played it all wrong. They should have declared the statement meaningless, that it is merely a deception to quell Dah Juice, and that his actions are what are important.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    I *love* how the Alt-community has all their secret conspiracies and Groups that run the World. I had one guy start jabbering at me online about the Gay Conspiracy, so I answered him thus:

    “Clearly you’ve never tried to get a living room full of Queers to agree on where to have lunch.” and then blocked him.

    • Look Closer

      Cuck it. We’ll do it live!

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Seriously. If we would devote one tenth of the energy we give to that to actually destroying opposite marriage, the patriarchy would sleeping in a box under the overpass by now.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Right? XD If Yr Anna hadn’t said “Fuck it, we’re going to Red Robin”, we would still be in that living room!

    • Ian

      LUNCH!? Please, lunch are for the heteros….Brunch is our domain.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        It *would* have been brunch if *anyone* could have made a decision earlier. :D

        • By the time you get there, they’re setting up for dinner.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Yep. :)

          • Ian

            Please, it’s already turned into the nightclub/dance floor!

          • hahahaha!

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    You mean Donnie hasn’t been consistent in his antisemitic race-bating? Well, you can see how the poor little Nazis might be confused. Let’s have a look back at some of the classics.

    https://twitter.com/TeamTrump/status/786616112700088320

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bce09aebc3e1e27a4c203d1b3aff435364e9965232bcae139ccb5f52f4e7897c.png

    Documents from a Justice Department discrimination case against Trump launched in 1973 quote one of his rental agents describing a racial code: “Some blacks do live in Trump buildings,” the agent recalled in one March 6, 1974, district court filing, but “Trump Management believes that Jewish tenants are the best tenants.” Another agent was instructed to rent only to “Jews and executives” and to disregard the applications of blacks.

    During their divorce proceedings, Ivana reportedly told her friend that Trump would jokingly “Heil Hitler” with his cousin – an allusion to their hushed German heritage – and that he kept a book of Adolf Hitler’s most successful propaganda speeches, titled My New Order, on his bedside. When a Vanity Fair reporter asked Trump to explain this in 1990, he referenced the wrong book. “It was my friend Marty Davis from Paramount who gave me a copy of Mein Kampf, and he’s a Jew,” Trump asserted. The late Hollywood executive was not Jewish.

    “I know why you’re not going to support me. You’re not going to support me because I don’t want your money …Look, I’m a negotiator like you folks, we’re negotiators.”

    (Quoted segments taken from: http://www.jpost.com/US-Elections/Donald-Trump/Pride-and-affirmative-prejudice-The-complex-history-of-Donald-Trump-and-the-Jews-468120 and http://forward.com/news/breaking-news/326020/5-cringeworthy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-the-jews/)

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Not to mention he and Dimwit Jr. with their fondness for retweeting white supremacists.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      To be honest, Trump does not comprehend subtlety in any way, shape, or form. If he was anti-Semitic in an active way we’d know. He’s just intellectually lazy and ignorant, and probably signed off on the image because he thought it looked snappy.

      Now, the person who made it? Almost definitely knew what they were doing.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    The Jews have secret mind control powers, which explains why 6 million of them destroyed 65 million Germans between 1941 and 1945.

  • Wild Cat

    Maybe these poor, pasty-faced HitlerHumpers can play some Wagner, snort some Zyklon-B, and end it all in a tragic, sentimental, but in the end, rather optimal Goethe-type ending.

    Or they can just top themselves with votes.

    Whatever, we do need fresh neo-nazi bodies to feed to the pigs.

  • MynameisBlarney

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028980880

    Seriously, WTF? I know that they gotta gather evidence and shit, but come ON!

    Why the fuck ain’t the damn Feds rounding up these spies and traitors.

    • Wild Cat

      Because the Fed is run by spies and traitors?

      • MynameisBlarney

        Not sure the Federal Reserve has any authority to arrest people.
        I was meaning the Federal Law Enforcement agencies.
        Surely they have enough evidence to start arresting these sons of bitches.

        • Wild Cat

          I think we live in a semi-totalitarian oligarchy that still pretends to be a functioning democracy.

          • MynameisBlarney

            I think that’s what they’re aiming for, but not quite there just yet.

          • Contemplative Ron

            I hope you’re right, but jeez, this has been going on for MONTHS.

  • Jenny

    So no homo erotic milk dancing last night is what you’re saying?

    I could see why they would be upset about missing out on that very important nazi mating ritual.

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    These guys are pissed that more than one black man has nailed a Kardashian. And Mnuchin’s shiksa g/f is stunning.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4e4cdcc87a61bacea4474bc752dcb52aa57371e7136233c5d96de68e5170b071.jpg

  • Chadwells

    OT: Listen…I don’t wanna make jokes because I love animals and fuck United…but come on…rabbit, O’Hare….this shit writes itself!!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2d7009f71afebfb190998244e4dd42c97e7c71ab3a0c2d106260436d40c6d742.jpg

    • Look Closer

      Sorry, but that is funny….

    • The Wanderer

      Too much stick, not enough carrot?

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Harvey libel!…

    • Courser_Resistance

      Look, I used to fly with my giant dogs on the regular. Each of my show dogs (Borzoi) flew a couple of times, back in the day. I even flew a puppy back from Italy. But it’s always risk. My dogs were used to schlepping around in crates when needed, so I didn’t worry too much. But highly specialized critters like that giant rabbit are health risks just by existing. When you stress them in any way, you’re taking a huge risk. My dogs my have been show dogs, but they were pretty normal, healthy critters in all respects or I wouldn’t have taken them.

      • Chadwells

        I totally understand! I’ve been around animals my whole life too…mom was a horse breeder/trainer/shower…I worked as an animal wrangler and with SAR teams on the east coast.

        Personally, I’m scared shitless to fly with any of my dogs in the cargo hold. I’ve read too many horror stories about animals cooking to death while sitting on the runway for hours and so on. True or not….no freaking way I’m doing it!! That’s just me though…I don’t judge anyone.

        The odds were certainly stacked against that poor rabbit, for sure. It’s sad and I hate it.

        • Courser_Resistance

          I have to speak up for the United cargo folks that I used back in the day. They were really very caring and nice about my questions at every point in the trip. Like, would you please check with the captain that my dog is loaded? I only got pushback one time and it was my fellow passengers (total strangers) who spoke up and said, ‘no, go check on that lady’s dog’

          Not sure I’d try these days. Back then I could ship my big dogs for $50 each way oversized baggage fee.

          • Chadwells

            Holy …that’s insanely cheap by today’s standards! I think I would have felt better about doing it back then too…when they actually cared a little bit. I just generally loathe airlines and flying….it stresses me to no end and the flight crew notices my unpleasantness, if you catch my drift…so best I avoid it at all costs.

      • Persistent Demme

        OMG!
        Borzois?!
        (Are Russian Wolfhounds the same thing?)
        Beyond gorgeous!
        Marilyn Monroes of the dog world!
        Elegant and glamorous, and their gait is breathtaking!
        I think I’m going to faint!

        • Courser_Resistance

          Yup, I had a bunch of them. This is the only pic I can locate quickly from 1987, I think. Yes, they’re all mine (2nd from left) The first two are the parents of the rest.
          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e77c6affbc5279679111e8ba9a3db0995312856cb46da37c9227e50df4b7b3a7.jpg

          • Persistent Demme

            Thanks!
            Such beautiful dogs!
            So many colors! I don’t think I’ve ever seen the dark color before.
            There is nothing that moves like them!
            My fantasy dog farm has at least two of these.
            Why don’t I see more of them? Too expensive?

            (Alas, Mr. Demme is allergic to dogs, so I have to work within his limitations. Doesn’t stop me, though. I have two little rescues that don’t shed.)

          • Courser_Resistance

            Most folks think of Borzoi being white, but the bloodlines I worked with were mostly English & Canadian. Self-colored dogs aren’t uncommon but they can be tough to win with. Dash (1st dog) was a dark red brindle. All of them were Field Champions in Lure Coursing as well. I was more into the field-look dogs anyway.

            I don’t really think it’s the expense that keeps people away as much as they’re just too big to keep in an apartment. You can keep an adult in an apartment, no problem. They’re big lazy dogs, but youngsters don’t do well. They need to really be able to stretch out and run to grow up strong and straight.

          • Persistent Demme

            We had a standard poodle, (Mr. Demme called her “sub-standard”) that was from a breeder who was into obedience trials, instead of the show cut poodle craziness.
            Too bad our girl was a neurotic, (but lovable) mess.
            She used to play and run with a Saluki puppy at the dog park.
            (I wonder if that was a little like a Borzoi puppy?)
            Are Borzoi like greyhounds when they get older?

          • Courser_Resistance

            I had a Saluki and 2 Sloughis (new to AKC this year) and the pups are all pretty similar, but ‘zoi pups are just a little bit goofier than the rest. They wag their entire bodies :-) They’re truly ‘ugly ducklings’ after about 15 weeks. They start to grow fast, and often very unevenly. Some bigger boys don’t have 2 legs that point the same direction until they’re almost a year old.

            Once they’re 2 or 3, yeah, they’re pretty much like greyhounds. Very, very quiet dogs, too. Though mine would howl far more than bark. That was cool, but I’m sure my neighbors weren’t thrilled.

          • Persistent Demme

            Thanks for the education!

            Amazing that these dogs, who are the epitome of grace, have an awkward phase.
            I can’t resist a dog that wags its whole body!
            Btw: there was a beagle in my old neighborhood with a glorious howl, and I loved it! (Yeah, I’m a crazy dog-lady!)

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I really don’t get it. If there was ONE thing I thought was the most obvious thing about Trump, it’s that he’s a shallow, opportunistic liar. I can believe that some people honestly think he’s “smart” in some important way, because billionaire. And I can believe that some people honestly think he will shrink the government and reduce debt, because Republican and he’ll go with the party flow.

    But anyone who *ever* thought he was a man of principle? That’s someone who I am amazed can stand upright and focus on objects.

    • Blackest Noobs

      they’re living in a delusion, trust me, years later they, well the nicer ones, the ones who thought Hillary is evil so i’ll give this schmuck a chance,they will realize the magnitude of their HUGELY mistake…well if they live that long….

    • folderol

      These are same people that keep televangelists in business. They like their lazy, magical thinking.

    • HolidayinCambodia

      They aren’t exactly people of principle themselves, so there’s no reason that they would recognize it in anyone else. Let’s face it, if you are still watching Fox News, you can’t act as if you have any consistent moral principles, at least that would be consistent with any religion you profess to follow.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Thanks $5F,
    I guess it proves that Trump played all the Pepes. Besides, Family is thicker than National Socialism. Trump loves Ivanka and her husband. Bannon has outlived his usefulness.

    • Look Closer

      Trump loves nobody but himself. Ivanka is a pretty face to him.

  • HolidayinCambodia

    He’s President. “[N]othing you can do, folks — although the 2nd Amendment people, maybe there is.”

  • Rickyphoo

    “Could it be possible that negative feelings toward Jews are caused by Jewish actions and attitudes toward non-Jews? Just a thought.”

    David Dukes could also be food for thought if the word Jews and Jewish were changed to Whites. Or on a global scale, Jews to Americans.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Doktor” David Duke is your classic moran who can’t do a simple word substitution to figure out how stupid he’s coming across.

    • beingreleased

      Jews have an irrational prejudice against antisemites.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      The fact that the Mossad hasn’t taken this guy out says a lot about how serious we should take him.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        He serves as a useful object of ridicule.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      David Duke and I were at LSU together. He was later my state senator from Metairie, LA.
      He has been a racist POS for 45 years that I have eye-ball witnessed.

  • janecita

    OT, I just want a day without me wanting to punch a Trump supporter. Is this shit for real?

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/ivanka-is-starting-her-own-foundation-and-is-accepting-checks-from-foreign-governments-report/

    • Villago Delenda Est

      All corruption, all the time…this is the Trump Crime Syndicate we’re talking about.

    • Sedagive ’em Hell

      I predict that there will never be a day when I do not want to punch a Trump supporter.

      I hope you have more luck with forgiveness than I do.

      • janecita

        I’m all out of forgiveness. Fuck them all.

        • Sedagive ’em Hell

          That’s the spirit!

          I was on my 5:00 am commute this morning chewing on the news that Trump wants to “review” all the national monument designations going back to the Clinton era. And the latest Trumpcare gambit. And killing the Paris Agreement.

          And then I thought about how Republican policies really are aimed at causing liberals the maximum amount of pain, and that they rejoice in our tears even though they’re killing themselves in the process. And then I understood enmity that lasts a thousand years.

          • janecita

            I agree, the Shiite vs Sunni conflict is starting to make a lot of sense.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    They did nazi this coming..

    I will let myself out.

  • Blackest Noobs

    wait….Trump is not a Nazi-shitbag-wannabe?

    ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      He likes people who like him and/or are useful to him, regardless of whether they are actually hideous excuses for human beings or not. That seems to be the full extent of Trump’s criteria for friendship.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        “Friendship” implies reciprocal feelings. I think like Voldemort, Donald has never actually had friends. They block the light, you know.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Trump has family, associates, and sycophants. Nothing more.

    • eka

      not this week, keep up. or wait until next week when you’ll be right again.

      • Blackest Noobs

        give it five minutes, I am sure Trump will say something Nazi-rrific

    • FauxAntocles

      Now, now, you can be mouth-breathing bigoted scum without actually being a Nazi.

  • Anna Rompage

    “OUR PRESIDENT IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY CHRIST-KILLING JEWS!”

    Um, these kids do realize that their savior, jeebus christs, who by the way loves to cuck Mother Teresa, is also one of those jews they seem to detest so much?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Here’s the stupid thing: if Jesus death and resurrection are the cornerstone of the Christian faith, then didn’t whoever killed Jesus (Jews, Romans, passing Assyrians, whoever) have a key role in constructing that cornerstone, and making Christianity possible?

      • Blackest Noobs

        you cannot have one without the other.

        no beating the tar outha Jesus and then roping him up and nailing his ass means no Christian religion.

      • Anna Rompage

        Not to mention, all Christianity really is, is a 2000 year old form of new age Judaism…

    • Brexit Saboteur

      That’s rhetorical, right…?

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Sturmtroopers, yeah! It took you sooo long…..to find out…….you found out….

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    Fuck ’em. I got nothing else to say.

  • Michael Smith

    I’ll not have these “ALT-RIGHT” elitists criticizing our President just because he doesn’t have the time to sit around on 4Chan all day reading the latest genocidal conspiracy theories!! Most REAL AMERICANS have JOBS you Nazi SNOWFLAKES!! Maybe if you would take some responsibility, get out there and get a job, you wouldn’t have time to sit around leaching off of your productive parents and concocting RACIST theories to attack regular people like Our President!!

    You are what’s DESTROYING this country!!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I have the time to sit around reading Wonkette all day.

      Oh, wait, this is not going where I originally thought it would go…

      • Thaumaturgist

        Wish I had the time to sit around reading Wonkette all day.

        • Brexit Saboteur

          Sadly, I do (but I don’t spend it reading Wonkette, because I’m VERY easily confused and get the Good Guys and Bad Guys mixed up. It wasn’t all that long ago I thought that ‘Rep’ was short for ‘Republican’, not ‘Representative’. Hey, what can I say, I’m British! And stupid!).

          • Naw, Murrican slang is all hard and junk, you do fine!

          • Thaumaturgist

            What I can’t understand is why the U.K. Is run by the Military Police.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Hey, I’m retired, and I don’t have time to sit around reading Wonkette all day.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Hey gutfeld, how about you go fuck yourself, you stupid twunt?

    http://crooksandliars.com/2017/04/greg-gutfeld-pro-lifers-should-start-war

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Very well. If it’s reciprocated, asshole, don’t expect anyone to express the slightest sympathy for you.

    • HazooToo

      “ABORTION IS MURDER! SO I’M GOING TO KILL PRO-CHOICERS UNTIL THEY FIND OUT THAT KILLING PEOPLE IS BAD!” Fucking egg-sucking walnut.

      • MynameisBlarney

        “I’M SO PRO-LIFE I’LL KILL TO PROVE IT!”

  • The Librarian

    Awwww, the poor Nazis got hoodwinked by Trump? Sorry, not sorry, asshats. You get what you deserve.

  • Blackest Noobs
  • Brexit Saboteur

    Eva Braun, not Ava.

    • Blackest Noobs

      honestly you expect a dumbshit white person who has Nazi-tendency to know how to spell?

      • Brexit Saboteur

        Troll Alert! Where’s the banhammer…?!

        • HazooToo

          Where?

        • Blackest Noobs

          Stupid Alert!!!! Where’s your fuckin’ brain.

          Being a racist is very likely YOU ARE DUMB….and probably White. and can’t spell for shit…but yeah ban me all you want dumbfuck.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      ….child….

    • Fivedollarfeminist

      Fixed. Danke!

  • Jgb979

    “OUR PRESIDENT IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY CHRIST-KILLING JEWS!”

    Nobody tell them about Jesus’ nationality

    • Contemplative Ron

      Wait, wasn’t he Palestinian?

      • Jgb979

        Actually 100% true, I forget Bethlehem is in modern day Palestine (behind a giant wall)

    • There’s even a rumor he was Jewish.

      • John Orendorff

        Seen His pictures? He doesn’t look Jewish.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          I’d need to check his penis to be sure.

  • Brexit Saboteur

    So hang on, does this mean Donnie isn’t a Nazi anymore…? Although, that speech made sense, which means that he obviously didn’t write it – how can we be sure he actually understood what he was saying…? I thought the Holocaust was fake news – what happened…?

    Summat fishy going on…

    • HazooToo

      He’s not actually been a Nazi, because that would require having an ideology. He’s a racist, sexist bigot, who lies about everything, and will use anyone to get what he wants, no matter how despicable they are. He USED the Nazis. He refuses to shut them down. Because he might need them again someday.

  • Ezio

    Nazis are really something else.

    If a black person talks about racism, they’re like “oh stop blaming white people for all your problems” but in the next sentence they’ll say “oh the Jews are destroying the white race white genocide! Waaah!”

  • goonemeritus

    They need to split from the Republican Party and run their own candidates. The only thing stopping them from seeing their true vision for America becoming reality is 99% of the American public.

    • Claire

      I wish to God they would. They’d take the more repulsive parts of the Republican base with them and quarantine them where they couldn’t do much damage. The two-party system is really screwing us.

      • Bebecca

        I think it’s hard to determine which are the most repulsive parts of the republican base. All of them Katie?

        • Claire

          Well, okay, that’s true. But maybe it would peel off enough of the Patrick Bateman types into one party, and enough of the Pepe types into another, that both would be turned into flailing impotent pits of stupid.

  • marxalot

    You mean a half-smart grifting egomaniac played on your hopes and allowed you to fill in the gaps and hedging in his words with what you wanted to hear, and now that he’s gotten what he wants from you, he’s pocketed it and given the crumbs to his friends?
    No! You don’t say!

    • iceweasels

      OH MY STARS!

      • TheFamilyThalamus

        *clutches pearls*

  • Pazuzu75

    “JEW D’ETAT” is totally the name of my new punk-klezmer band.

  • goonemeritus

    Richard Spencer’s face seems woefully under punched.

    • Craic

      “Richard Spencer’s face seems woefully under-punched.” I just wanted to upvote this again.

    • I know! The previous videos of him getting punched are starting to get old, losing some of their humor. New ones to laugh at would be appreciated.

    • Shoto

      Austerity works in all the wrong ways.

  • Nockular cavity

    The War of Allied Aggression

    Ah say, well played, Madame! We should fire a 21-gun Confederate salute in y’alls honuh!

  • Ian

    Sorry, what the hell is MOT? I’m scared to google.

    • Nockular cavity

      Member of the Tribe.

    • Shoto

      MOT the Hoople, without the Hoople?

  • Jack Rogue Tenhet

    I promised myself I wouldn’t say this, but screw it.

    “Toldya so, Nazi bastards! I told you all last year that he’d turn on you once he got what he wanted and what happened? Yeah, I toldya so is what happened. Told. Ya. So.”

    Thanks. I feel better now.

  • what is the muh thing?
    Muh stonk was the French guy’s wife today, today Trump is muh.
    I know sekkkret Nazi cool code words and stuff, but still.

    • HorseChestnut

      Doesn’t it come from “my?” ie “My bucket” -> “muh bukkit.” That could be outdated, though, I try not to keep up with stupid bullshit.

      • Ducksworthy

        Yet here you are, as am I.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      I noticed the same thing,

      I assumed they were calling their mommies from the basement while Alexa was transcribing their screeds?

      “MMMUUUH! I NEED PIZZA ROLLLLLLS!!!”

  • Contemplative Ron

    Who is more butthurt about being History’s Greatest Losers? Nazis or Confederates? Discuss.

    • Claire

      Ooh, there’s a lot of overlap in that Venn diagram but I have to go with Confederates. The reason being, the modern descendants of Nazis haven’t let spite rob them of economic progress, educational attainment, and their teeth.

      • kareemachan

        But they tend towards really crappy tattoos….

        • Claire

          Crappy tattoos are a proud far-right tradition. Prison tattoos: even better!

    • HolidayinCambodia

      Confederates. We never had a major (or even minor) national reckoning after the Civil War, as they had in Germany after WWII. If some people had been shot for treason and the losers treated as the traitors that they were, things would likely be different now.

      • possibly true, but I can’t help but be rather proud of the way Lincoln and his successor /tried/ to handle that. Help them back up, welcome em home, that sort of thing.
        That it blew up in their faces and lead to 100+ years of Jim Crow, bitter hatreds spread from generation to generation, and the rise of the GOP as a hate spewing disinformation money grubbing machine are entirely the fault of the folks who decided to spit in the face of those who tried to help.
        But I still gotta laud the ideal.

        • Ducksworthy

          The South has Risen Again.

      • Rags

        Obama would have handled it like Lincoln handled and I think that says a lot of good things about both men and both races.

        • Ducksworthy

          I would normally agree but I’m now leaning toward Executions for treason as a preventive measure.

    • Shoto

      Yes?

    • SeeTrain65

      “They’re both the same.” – Ronnie Corbett (but in a much different context)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0C59pI_ypQ

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    I thought all the Nazis went down into mommy’s basement to wank to their Taylor Swift posters over a nice glass of cow juice…

  • tehbaddr

    For 5 dollars, I will roll on Five Dollar Feminist, similar to my offer to roll on msanthropesmr’s dog for five Ameros!

    • cheap date!

      • tehbaddr

        I prefer the term cost effective.

  • Oblios_Cap

    The enemy of my enemy certainly isn’t my friend in this fight. I’ll leave the Nazis to make their own last stand.

  • Er…is Assad Christian?

    • He looks Muslim to me.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      He’s an Alawite, a sect that deifies the Prophet Ali and observes some Christian practices and holidays. I doubt that crowd paid much attention in their world religion class.

      • Ducksworthy

        Sorta like the Houtis whom the Saudis and al Qaida consider heretics.

    • He is not. Alawites are a Shia branch of Islam. However (IIRC), Shias are the minority in Syria (unlike Iraq). Other minorities (like Christians) have looked to the minority strongman for protection.

  • WiscoJoe

    Or as my Tea Party Uncle ™ explained it to me, “The globalists have taken control of Trump, which just proves how massive the globalist conspiracy is.”

    • Claire

      God, they’ve been on about the New World Order and Agenda 21 since the 90s. If the global conspiracy is so all-powerful, why aren’t we flying the UN flag by now?

      • WiscoJoe

        Because… it’s all part of the conspiracy!!!! Wake up sheeple.

      • Pickles

        oh it’s happening… but first, obama has to take away all of they’re guns!

    • Iron Monkey

      Those global things tend to get pretty big, Uncle.

      • WiscoJoe

        Exactly! And that’s why we need Christian Dominionism to take over the world before the globalist conspiracy gets to us.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      That makes me laugh. Dolt 45 has always been part of the globalist conspiracy, in bed with Russia, Dubai, Saudi Arabia…anyone who’d line his pockets. They got played so, so hard.

      • WiscoJoe

        Indeed. That’s why they’re inventing a “globalist conspiracy” to excuse their own gullibility and culpability.

      • Ducksworthy

        Oligarchs are above having loyalties to mere countries.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      Doesn’t that mean the people who voted for Trump were also under the control of the conspiracy? Asking for a friend.

      • WiscoJoe

        IDK. You start throwing in a bunch of false flags and counter conspiracies and “mind control” narratives, and you end up with the simple premise that no matter what happens the Christianist Right are always correct and everyone else is a scapegoat.

  • 3FingerPete

    Why is there a gif of Crispin Glover getting punched?

  • WiscoJoe

    Speaking of Mnuchin… I went to go see Unforgettable last night (don’t ask). There were several times when I burst out laughing because the movie was so bad, but my biggest guffaw came during the opening credits when “Executive Producer Steven Mnuchin” flashed across the screen.

  • An elbow in the face a-day, keeps the lactose tolerant a-way.
    https://media2.giphy.com/media/3oGNDk2Ue1PbGr8qty/giphy.gif#29

  • Bebecca

    So because Trump read some meaningless platitudes written by someone else, they disown him? Just wait, he’ll be back and it probably won’t take very long.

  • brittany

    Sigh…I made the mistake of clicking on the Jew D’Etat link, expecting something as hilarious as the Kudatah. Now my youtube suggestion feed has been corrupted with bile.

    • I usually end up clicking the “not interested” link on those, just to keep them off my feed.

  • Bitter Scribe

    I still don’t understand what these guys think of the Holocaust:

    1) It never happened?
    2) It happened, but it was no big deal because non-Jews died too?
    3) It happened and too bad it didn’t get them all?
    4) It happened but it’s history and now it’s nothing but a great opportunity for us to make “edgy jokes” about loading Jewish journalists and politicians into ovens?
    5) All of the above?

    They want to change everyone’s mind about the Holocaust, but they can’t even make up their own.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      #5, Katie.

    • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

      Definitely 5.

      Being that this is America, there’s also a #6, a kind of Peck’s Bad Boy element to it at the fringes.

      This consists of boys who are not in the movement per se, who are stupid, snotty, clueless, entitled little punks who are vaguely aware that something happened but have no idea what (the kind of people who fail those sort of generic online history quizzes by doing things like picking “1865” as the year WWII began).

      These types spray-paint swastikas on walls because they know swastikas really yank some people’s chains, they have a sort of snickering bad boy notion that spray painting swastikas will upset the kind of people they love to upset.

      I know, because it happened to us: swastikas spray-painted all over the front of our house one summer evening (we have Jewish family members, and at the time we lived, God help us, in Indiana, a sort of weird cosmic vortex of Klan/Nazi/White Nationalist crazy boys going back decades). The boys who did it weren’t storm troopers threatening us with genocide, they were just little punks who had a dim idea that it would gall us.

      Fuck ’em all. But I do recommend that as things spiral ever further out of control, Jews in America–and indeed, all liberals, people of color, people of diverse sexuality, and uppity women–at least consider acquiring a firearm and learning how to use it.

      • Bitter Scribe

        Sorry you went through that. Were those punks ever caught?

        • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

          They were a group of three junior and senior boys who went to our kids’ high school. We ultimately found out who they were, but we were discouraged from pressing charges. We actually got a phone call from the regional FBI office asking about the incident for, as I recall, purely statistical purposes. Oddly enough, in our little town in Hoosier Heaven, there was a lot of disapproval, not of the act, but of the fact that we had made what was perceived to be a “fuss” about it.

          • C4TWOMAN

            That’s what often happens, the whole victim blaming thing. I hope the parents were forced to pay for the damage to your house and the repainting.
            Unfortunately, while these people don’t respond to social justice issues, they often DO respond to property damages.
            Best not think too deeply why….
            (something something people less valuable than property…)

          • Bitter Scribe

            Disapproval by people who fly into a rage if someone’s dog so much as lifts a leg on their lawns, no doubt.

            I hope the punks, or their parents, at least apologized to you. (If that had been one of my kids he would have gotten a bucket, a brush and a swift kick in the rear propelling him toward your house.)

          • Ducksworthy

            Ah life in Pencotopia.

      • C4TWOMAN

        “at least consider acquiring a firearm and learning how to use it.”

        Depending were you are it doesn’t even have to be a firearm. A crowbar/baseball bat and a reputation for taking no guff is often good enough.

        I have always said leading with “non violence” when dealing directly with people threatening violence is a dumb idea. There are Purity Ponies out their who come from a place of such privilege they feel they can sanctimoniously say, “Well I can tell you never to use violence because I was beat up once, didn’t fight back and it was okay.”

        This is almost always a white male, who is NOT working class, who was in no danger of death or sexual assault, nor had children nor other dependants to protect at the time. This is apart from the principle we don’t let bullies rule the roost and also too the fact that letting people get away with it WILL encourage them to attack again, if not you, then someone else. So thanks Purity Pony for teaching thugs they can get away with it!

        Anyway, agree with all your points and sorry about the clueless punks.
        =^-^=

        • Invidosa

          Or Buddhists. . . Not all Buddhists (I.e. im a Buddhist and I can’t advocate no violence) but most very devout Buddhists would advocate for no violence under any conditions

          • C4TWOMAN

            As long as it’s a personal choice and not an excuse to sanctimoniously lecture people, I’m fine.

      • @MrsRazor66

        We live in Indiana and have a firearm for home protection. When you’re surrounded by these type of idiots, you have to be on equal footing when it comes to defense. I hate guns, but I wouldn’t hesitate to defend myself and my family. I hate living here, but family and all…

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      They are weak, pathetic failures with nothing to feel worthwhile about, so they try to feel bigger by declaring themselves superior to an invented inferior, the Jews–same as the first time around. The Nazi party succeeded because it made weak, pathetic failures feel BIG and IMPORTANT. Those Hugo Boss uniforms and big Mercedes Benzes were SUPER IMPORTANT. It was the JEWS who were making Germany weak, not at all their aggression in a previous war and the subsequent punishment and sanctions. Let’s get rid of THEM!

      These guys are a weak shadow of that–living as they do in a prosperous, successful, safe, stable country, with work for able-bodied young men if they weren’t too lazy to look for it–and want to make themselves important by “feeling” better than something–let’s say Jews. It makes them feel big and important to make jokes about ovens. They vaguely understand that on some level, the world was horrified about the disgrace and shame of the Holocaust, so they want to diminish it–but they still like the idea of it on a smaller scale.

      But mostly they just want to feel “bigger” and this is a really easy way to do it. No skills required.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Welp, Anglin, Duke and the top leaders know damn well what history is. That’s why they’re so invested in distorting the narrative. Because if the Holocaust happened as we know it did, they know their White Supremacist world view is morally bankrupt and genocidal.

      They can’t sell that; everyone wants to be the “good guy”. So the Nazis are misunderstood/not so bad/typhyus/forcedconfesions….etc. Anything to cast doubt that the Nazis were evil fucks who took white supremacy to it’s logical conclusion.

      That said, your list completely describes the uneducated hicks–racist or not- who swallow this swill and I have no answers except lack of research/critical thinking skills. The racist ones obviously will cling to any “justification” for their bigotry.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I vote #5 plus Nananan, I can’t hear you, also, too.

    • Ducksworthy

      AOTK

  • Royal Ugly Dude

    When you’ve lost David Duke…

    • Bitter Scribe

      …you might be mistaken for a decent human being.

      But all we have to do in this case is wait.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      …You’re doing something right.

    • FlunkedAgain

      This is from the David Duke tweet.

      “Could it be possible that negative feelings towards Jews are caused by Jewish actions and attitudes toward non-Jews?”

      It’s a valid question. You could substitute Muslims, and it would be valid.

      David Duke is a jerk, but that doesn’t invalidate his question. In essence his question is about backlash.

  • Bitter Scribe

    The guy at the right in the milk-chugging picture should either keep his shirt on or switch to skim.

  • Johnnymoreno

    Apparently they mistook Trump’s Fascism for Nazism. Perfectly understandable mistake.

  • This is excellent and made my day! Thank you wonkette!!!

  • ANNG14

    The alt right and Trump compete for the most base and dishonest.
    Trump doesn’t get to be a dictator and the alt right got sold out by the con man.
    Serves them both right!

    • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

      So why are we the poor schlubs suffering from their misinformed greed and hate?

      • ANNG14

        Sadly, the world has suffered from greed and hate for a very long time.
        Fight for the truth to be told and accountability.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!
    • SeeTrain65

      “A-one, a-two-whooooo, a-three …”

      (WHACK)

      “A-Three.”

  • susan_g

    Those goofballs should invest in a mirror and reassess their belief in a master race.

  • honeywest

    Sigh. No one likes a stupid Nazi.

    • JesusWasAHippie

      But ALL Nazis are stupid!

      …oh.

  • Hardly Ideal

    Just… white supremacy, man. What an unbelievably stupid thing to be so insanely passionate about. And that’s coming from a guy who used to* keep up with fucking Megatokyo. Get a hobby, fuckheads.

    *a heckler pokes his head around a corner and jeers “used to?”

  • Mavenmaven

    Who knows, I bet he goes back to being a Nazi after his tax grift is passed and he doesn’t need the Jews anymore.

  • Shibusa
    • Where you been Nicholas Kristof? Gorka’s been getting the side eye for years now.

      • Shibusa

        I didn’t know about fake PhD. Did you?

        • Well i knew his academic credentials have been a source of debate for a long time.

          I hate that guy.

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            I keep tweeting at him to let me know what, exactly, he does at the White House.

            No answer yet…

    • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

      Par for the course at Mar-a-Ebola.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Be of good cheer, Nazis. It may true that he has appointed Jared Kushner the Gauleiter of Everything but he changes direction more often than a wind vane in a tornado, so it is perfectly possible that he will appoint Alex Jones or a package of cocktail weenies or David Duke himself the Gauleiter of Everything next week.

    And he lies on a level that hasn’t been seen since the golden days of your 88 fellow. For instance, he didn’t mean a word of that address.

    So keep your chin up, your race pure (or pure enough) and your horsts wesseled, if you know what I mean. [NB, non-Nazis only: I am trying to invent a new euphemism for masturbation. Do you think they’ll notice?]

  • azeyote

    trump being a white supremacist is second to being a .1% snob who has no respect for the pathetic lower classes – and a healthy cruelty to keep them from ever increasing that privileged percentage – Marie Antoinette would be proud to have his head mounted next to hers in hell

    • Brad H

      That gauche, nouveau riche, troisieme etat, villein’s head on a pike next to hers? I think Marie would strenuously object.

  • To be fair, i didn’t vote for Jared Kushner either.

    • Left Coast Tom

      To be even more fair, America didn’t vote for Trump either.

  • CeeQ

    Hahahahahaha. Morons. Told you so.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Awww. Right in Pepe’s face.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWF8iRCan7I

    • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

      Efferybody stand up und DANCE! Dot’s an ORDER!!

    • SeeTrain65

      “A lot of great songs came out of that war, Radar.” – Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H

  • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre
    • SeeTrain65

      Here are the San Francisco 49ers playing a team they can beat.

      Meanwhile, seeing the Niners’ success has Cleveland Browns management kicking themselves.

  • Maybe

    They shouldn’t fret. Donnie will probably say the opposite tomorrow.

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