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President Steve Bannon has been having a hard time holding on to his title of “White House President Of America” ever since he started doing passive-aggressive slap-fights with Jared Kushner, the beloved son-in-law of President-In-Name-Only Donald Trump. Reportedly, Bannon grunts his way around the West Wing in a gin-soaked daze, making gargoyle demon sounds about how Jared is a “cuck” and a “globalist.” (You see, “cuck” means dude who likes to watch his wife — Trump’s daughter, in this case — get banged by black guys, and “globalist” means “Jew.”) This has created many tensions with Trump! First of all, Trump doesn’t like how everybody is always like “President Bannon, can you sign my white nationalist panties, since you are the president and all?” This undermines Trump, the one who actually got “elected.” Also, you do not call Jared a “cuck.” You just don’t. We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again, but literally the first and last rule of all American jobs is that you refrain from calling Jared a “cuck.”

BUT HEY WAIT A MINUTE. What if we have gotten this all wrong? Maybe Bannon didn’t call Jared a “cuck” at all, and that is just the globalist cuck media trying to drive a wedge between the two men, who actually REALLY love each other! Is it possible Bannon ‘n’ Jared have been very nicely playing on the floor together this whole time, and Bannon is even sharing his Transformers action figure dolls with Jared, because of how they are besties? What if Bannon never called Jared a cuck and a Jew at all, but was instead talking about someone else?

A pair of stories in the media, quoting “sources close to Bannon,” seem to suggest he wasn’t talking about Jared at all, but rather about that cuck GARY. Gary Cohn, that is, the former Goldman Sachs COO who serves as an economic adviser in the White House. Let’s start with New York Magazine:

White House sources tell me the ideological split with Kushner is real but not quite the point — Bannon’s primary “gunfight” is with economic adviser Gary Cohn, a longtime Democrat whose influence has ballooned as Bannon has fallen out of favor with the president. The Goldman Sachs alums — Bannon was an investment banker there in the ’80s, Cohn was the COO until earlier this year — can comfortably “shoot the shit,” but mutual suspicion looms beneath the superficial friendliness. “Look, in all honesty? Steve has said things to me about Gary,” a source close to Bannon told me. “He’s never said one thing to me derogatory about Jared.”

GARY is the one who likes to watch his wife make sexuals with black guys and who’s really into “globalism,” if you know what we mean, and we think you do. GARY is gross. One time Steve walked in on GARY in the locker room and GARY tried to act like he wasn’t masturbating but everybody knows he was totally masturbating, like OMG GARY, you are the worst. Also, Kellyanne told Hope that Stephen said GARY farts on his hand and smells it. Who invited GARY to this party?

On top of that, GARY is hopelessly naive:

“The president has started his love affair with Gary,” another source said, “Gary’s not aware of this: That love affair will end abruptly. Gary Cohn will step on a landmine.”

Yeah, GARY. Look, everybody in the White House knows Trump is a slut, and you don’t get to have love affairs with him forever. Eventually, some younger, cuter thing will come along, and where will GARY be then? All by himself crying, that’s where. Stupid GARY.

Let’s hop over to Vanity Fair, where people “close to Bannon” say Bannon is the best, and so loyal to the president, but that he is very “misunderstood.” He sure hopes Donald Trump reads these quotes about him in Vanity Fair, about what a loyal yet misunderstood boy he really is:

A person familiar with Bannon’s thinking told me that he remains profoundly misunderstood. He isn’t so much an ideologue, this person said, as a deal-maker; like his famous boss, he is willing to compromise. “People try and put him in a box to say he’s a political consultant when he really is a media executive,” this person said.

He’s just like Donald Trump! He wants to make the best deals! Of course people “close to Bannon” couldn’t resist calling Jared and Ivanka dumb rich babies who want to wear tiaras and ride in golden carriages and eat truffles off granite countertops like common Marie Antoinettes, unlike Steve Bannon, who is THE HARDEST WORKER AND MOST LOYAL TO TRUMP. Of course, Bannon would never say such nice things about himself, because he’s just too god-dang shy:

“Jared and Ivanka, do they want to be responsible for the day-to-day management of the federal government? No. They want to be prince and princess. That’s great! They’d be good at that.”

ME-OW!

“They want to be in the photo ops and they don’t want to be there doing crisis management. And that’s the point.” This person continued: “Leave the governance to Bannon and get Bannon a competent partner. By the way, he will never ask for that. He’s just too loyal a soldier.”

How old are these fucking people? For real, is this junior high?

Anyway, the point is still that President Bannon shouldn’t have called Jared a “cuck,” and now he’s trying to smooth it over all nice-like, but at the end of the day, he called Jared a “cuck.”

You do not call Jared a “cuck.”

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  • memzilla Ω
    • C4TWOMAN

      A friend of mine think Spicey has a kinda zombie Nazi disease: he may not be a Nazi himself, but he hangs with these people so much, he’s soaking up and regurgitating the weird bullshit they’ve said subconsciously.

      Sounds like a study in the making….

      • coozledad

        Circumambient atmosphere of antisemitism.

    • OddMan

      Damn Memz’ crackerjack work at finding these.
      tnks

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  • Michael Smith
    • Michael Smith

      ^shorter Bannon

  • Bill D. Burger
  • anwisok

    Backstabbing . . . malicious gossip . . . infighting . . . leaking like an open fire hydrant . . . rumormongering. Yes, exactly like a well tuned machine!

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Red Bird Ω

      Sad but true. Which is why I can’t understand why people like Omarosa and Steve Harvey.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Gary is the new Brad.

    • SweetDeeKat

      Oh god, not Brad. He is totes disgusting. Make sure he doesn’t find out about Ashleigh’s party.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Brad totalled my Range Rover. Gonna hafta beg Google for my job back.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Nightcrawler

    You throw your son in law, who is Jewish, at all your problems like Febreeze in a college dorm room and then you’re surprised when the Nazi you hired doesn’t get along with him?

  • Chadwells

    Sounds like something straight out of a Mario Puzo book, FFS.

  • Nounverb911
  • LarryHoudini

    “‘And that’s the point.’ This person continued . . .”
    Any chance “This person” had shit house flies buzzing his greasy head and was trying not to barf up his breakfast?

  • Mavenmaven

    He meant to call Jared a “cuckstein”, which is totally different.

  • Asterix

    Junior High is a bit too mature for this crew.

  • Nounverb911
  • Proud Liberal

    They are just a bunch of self-entitled pricks who don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    “People try and put him in a box to say he’s a political consultant when he really is a media executive,” this person said.

    …putting him in a different box. FFS guys does he have a box and which one?

    Also – if he’s cool now has Trump known him well for several years again yet?

    • RandomNameAllocated

      Schroedinger’s Steve then? Can we close the box (whichever box) and tiptoe away quietly…?

    • calliecallie

      Yeah, I know a box I’d like to put him in. With votes I guess.

  • Jeffery Campbell

    Good lord. Eight grade study hall had less drama.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Steve Bannon IS Toonces the Driving Cat. Once you get over the WTF of how did this raging hate monger fascist asscup get in this position of power, you realize that he is catastrophically inept and unfit for that position.

    • Nockular cavity

      Well then, when do we get to the “Toonces, look out for that cliiiiiiffffffff!” part already?

      • C4TWOMAN

        Oh you know the GOP will say, “Well he can drive…just not very well!”

    • C4TWOMAN

      Except Toonces is adorable! Toonces libelz!!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n1cqbvCpDg

    • Celtic_Gnome

      I’m beginning to think that the upper levels of government and business are filled with incompetents who all use their positions of authority to look out for each other so nobody publicly fails. This kind of crap would get you shitcanned down on the floor where the actual work gets done.

  • Nightcrawler

    How to know you’re dealing with a dumbass. Just check if he uses the following words or phrases in his vocabulary:
    1) Cuck
    2) Cultural Marxism
    3) PC Culture
    4) Libtard
    5) Feminazi
    6) I’m not a bigot, but…

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      7) SJW

      • elviouslyqueer

        8) Snowflake
        9) Triggered
        10) Turgid love muscle

        • Edith Prickly

          11) White Knight
          12) Virtue Signalling

          • Oblios_Cap

            13) Voter Fraud
            14) Globalist

          • Nightcrawler

            15) Shill
            16) Reverse racism

          • Nockular cavity

            13) Hitler

          • Nightcrawler

            During the election they used to say Hitlery.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            88) Libtard.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Here now. Watch that talk. Mr. Love Muscle and myself have come to an understanding.

          He’s okay with me calling him Turgid.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    To quote Derek & Clive- “…and I said, with all the dignity I could muster, is this any way to run a fucking ballroom?”

    No drama Obama – that was the way to do it.

    Just sayin’

  • memzilla Ω

    Tell us, O Mighty WayBack Machine, what happened to the last person who meddled in dynastic politics, trying to influence a despotic ruler?

    “When the body was retrieved two days later from the river, it appeared as if [it] had tried to claw its way out from the ice. He died from drowning after being unsuccessfully poisoned, shot three times and beaten. He was buried in secret to avoid desecration. Thus ended Grigory Yefrimovich Rasputin.”

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Also, you do not call Jared a “cuck.”

    Does it not count if Daddy is just banging his little girl?

  • MynameisBlarney

    It really takes them a long fucking time to come up with such obviously false excuses.

  • Ghenghis McCann

    A person familiar with Bannon’s thinking told me that he remains profoundly misunderstood.

    Baby, do you understand me now
    Sometimes I feel a little mad
    But don’t you know that no one alive
    Can always be an angel
    When things go wrong I seem to be bad
    But I’m just a soul whose intentions are good
    Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      Moar better:

      Ooooh, babe
      Don’t leave me now
      Don’t say it’s the end of the road
      Remember the flowers I sent

      I need you, babe
      To put through the shredder
      In front of my friends
      Ooh babe

      Don’t leave me now
      How could you go?
      When you know how I need you
      To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night
      Ooh babe, don’t leave me now

      How can you treat me this way?
      Running away
      Ooh babe
      Why are you running away?
      Ooh babe

  • Bill D. Burger
  • elviouslyqueer

    Oh Jesus, our federal government has turned into a Very Special Episode of Mean Girls.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Mavenmaven

    would anyone have forseen that anyone would have given two s**ts about either of these two just a few years ago?

    • Contemplative Ron

      Or even heard of them.

  • MynameisBlarney

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028944581

    But they’re not racists, really! They just feel a lot better when PoC ain’t around.

  • Nightcrawler
    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      And I named him Richard Spencer.

  • Jgb979

    I think I need a trigger warning for a Bannon picture ……(goes to pray)

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Red Bird Ω

      This would be funny if he was actually s-m-r-t. Unfortunately he is an opportunist who married the right woman at best.

  • schmannity

    Trump Whitehouse theme song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NuofNHKbVc

  • Reximus

    Crazy facebook murderer found dead in PA…suicided

    • MynameisBlarney

      Good.

    • Wild Cat

      Someone murdered facebook? Good.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Another problem created and solved by guns.

      • Wild Cat

        If only he had shot himself lawfully before shooting others unlawfully . . .

  • Red Bird Ω

    Get Bannon a competent partner sounds like the worst assignment for a matchmaker I’ve ever heard. Anyway, I guess if you can’t do your job well you have to find someone to blame…..other than yourself of course.

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      I’m sure Grindr could accommodate even Pres. Bannon.

      • Red Bird Ω

        Eww

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Since Bannon’s the chief adviser to the President, wouldn’t that competent partner have to be the President?

      Ya Dance With Them Whut Brung Ya.

      • Red Bird Ω

        One would think so.

  • TJ Barke

    They keep calling it globalism, but it’s really just capitalism. They just can’t seem to make that leap.
    And they have to make it about race instead of class… It’s not the wealthy capital owners or shareholders, no it has to be some evul joos.

    • Anna Rompage

      If they call it capitalism, then they risk tarnishing the most holy word in the conservative vocabulary…

      • TJ Barke

        Yup. It really speaks to the efficacy of rightwing conditioning.

    • Nightcrawler

      This is one of the many reasons I can’t have a straight face when I hear another person say the words “Trump won because he appealed to the white working class”.

  • Anna Rompage

    So, the guy on the left, of the pic above, is supposedly from the master races, while the guy on the right is suppose to be sub-human due to his ancestral heritage?

  • Wild Cat

    LEFT: Master Race. RIGHT: Kapo. (Photos courtesy of Dying Empire Films, Ltd.)

  • laughingnome

    You know what happened the last time a nation’s leader brought Nazis and Jews together?

    • schmannity

      Octoberfest?

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Muslim ban 1.0?

    • Wild Cat

      The H Bomb?

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      Wagner’s Ring Cycle?

    • Wild Cat

      Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu?

    • WotsAllThisThen
  • MynameisBlarney
  • Msgr_MΩment

    Calexit Founder Bails On California Secession Bid And Sets Up Home In Russia
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/california-louis-marinelli-calexit-russia_us_58f587abe4b0bb9638e5e5d2?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    He seems dobryj.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Is he planning on a new career on RT as an “expert” on American politics?

    • Marsupial99

      Good. “Calexit” is the last thing we want here. We would rather shove our liberal agenda down everyone’s throats as part of the USA!!

      • calliecallie

        I, for one, welcome my Californian Overlords.

        • wavicles

          We shall drag the rest of our countrymen (and countrywomen) into the 22nd century with us.

          • wavicles

            “What have the Californians ever done for us?”

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Trump and Pruitt are itching to pick a fight with California over gas mileage standards. Damned state ain’t gonna dictate to Trump. Nosiree.

          Of course, the eighth largest economy in the world will have a say in the matter.

          Capitalism, bitches!

    • theblackdog

      I wonder how much of the Calexit supporters donation money he just walked off with.

  • Tom Choinski
  • Lefty Frizzell

    Those two in comparison – impossibly bad and impossibly good skin.

  • Swampay

    He sure hopes Donald Trump reads Has someone on Fox and Friends read these quotes about him in Vanity Fair
    FIFY

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    If I’m following this correctly, calling Jared a cuck is in effect saying Ivanka gets banged by black guys. And I have difficulty seeing how that ingratiates you to her racist shitstick dad.

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      I meant to ask this earller….Is it specifically black guys that make a cuck? I thought it was pretty much any guy who was made to watch his wife fuck any other guy.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        It’s derived from “cuckold”, but in the context of 21st Century PornoTube, it’s specifically hot black on married white action.

        Or so they say in the Shire.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          What a relief. If it was any guy, we’d have to include Joseph in that group.

          Not that I’m implying Jesus’s father is just “any guy”. Just that he’s not a black guy, as Megan’s assured me.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        A cuckold is any guy whose wife cheats, period. Then it came to be understood as a kink for guys who liked to watch it (so it isn’t really “cheating” then, but whatever). And now the modern twist is a black-gangbang scenario because the alt-righters that use it are insecure racist shits.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          insecure racist shits with a rather selective Pornhub history

          FIFY

    • Persistent Demme

      If I never see “cuck” again, it’ll be too soon!

  • Reximus

    THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED RIGHT NOW: a live baby goatcam from Prince Edward Island

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=IY8nuEKEKNo

    • Wild Cat

      I just watched the first 17 hours and 36 minutes. When does Odenkirk appear?

      • Reximus

        not sure…but my blood psi is way down

    • Sophia

      They’re naked. Who stole their pajamas?

      • Reximus

        So it’s ‘Kid’dy porn? sorry, that was baaaaaaad

    • calliecallie

      Needz moar pajamas.

  • Sigh… is it okay to start day drinking yet?

    • Wild Cat

      Only if you’re Five Points Irish like Moorish Hannity and T-Bone O’Reilly.

    • OddMan

      I always figure if a bar is open, it’s ok to drink, in Ca they open at 6:00AM.

    • jesterpunk

      Its 5 o’clock somewhere so its always time to drink.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    You want that Jew over there.

  • Vincent Ricola

    “Leave the governance to Bannon and get Bannon a competent partner. By
    the way, he will never ask for that. He’s just too loyal a soldier.”

    Hahahahahahahaha. I’ll bet Steve Bannon’s source also made sure those “secret admirer” Valentines Day roses conveniently arrived when his ex was visiting.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Bannon” and “Governance” does not compute. Norman, coordinate!

      • MizzMazz

        Norman: “Only humans can explain.” Sorry, no humans in the WH.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Exqueeze me, but have you ever met a person of the worships on Saturday and avoids mixing meat and dairy persuasion who was ever named “Gary”?

    I rest my case.

    • yyyaz

      Gary, son of Jerry, Lewis comes to mind.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I’m a little confused by the idea that Jared’s not going to be at all offended that Bannon’s just a raging antisemite when it comes to other jewish people.

      But then, the latest spin coming out of the society reporters with connections in the White House is that Jared and Ivanka are super close to that Miller kid who’s Breitbart’s shining warrior against The Urban Globalist Elite, so apparently the whole grandparents escaping the holocaust thing didn’t make Jared a bigot.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        “you’re OK, it’s the rest of your kind I can’t stand”

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Doug Langley

      And I thought the “Twinkie Defense” was reaching.

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      The judge had to ask him to stop making faces during opening remarks. I don’t know why, but LOLOLOLOLOL!!

      • The Witch of Endor

        I would love to see this on whatever CourtTV is calling itself these days.

      • Little Doll–MOAMF

        He was probably indignant. He’s so used to ass-kissers and yes men that he forgets that in the court system, especially when it concerns children, he’s just another citizen. What a shock for him to discover that the judge really doesn’t give a fuck what he thinks about what the opposition says.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Chili. PCP. Easy to get mixed up.

    • mancityRed6

      “Jones once couldn’t recall what grades his children were attending at school”
      wait, they’re not home schooled?

  • Is it possible Bannon ‘n’ Jared have been very nicely playing on the floor together this whole time

    This unfortunately made me think of this
    https://youtu.be/xY_Kb5Qkj-4

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I’m sorry, but the title ‘COO’ is just not very masculine or commanding. One thinks of doves. I nominate Cohn for chief cuck – but the old-fashioned kind, that doesn’t even know his wife is cheating on him, and who thinks his kids are biologically his.

    As a political metaphor, of course. And it is not a labored and idiotic one, either. So there!

    • WotsAllThisThen

      I know Trump is behind on his staffing but the position of Chief Cuckolding Officer seems like the first thing alt-right types like to nominate.

      • chicken thief

        When they aren’t thinking of the muscular gay men throbbing love muscling each other in the behind, that is.

        • JustDon’tSayFlatEarth

          Hey, now, TLM is not Beetlejuice. He won’t just show up when you say his name. First, he needs a fresh bottle of hand lotion, then a big swallow of rotgut to wash down few of his mothers-little-helpers. Also, his disability check.

  • Mr. Blobfish
    • Lance Thrustwell

      Egad, it’s Vlad!

      • Mr. Blobfish

        Worst. RomCom. Ever.

    • Iron Monkey

      Isn’t that Doktor Zoom’s car?

    • jesterpunk

      He is too competent to work with Bannon.

  • Finnabar87

    Cuck on, y’all.

  • Iron Monkey

    White House President Of America

    I think that President of White America is more fitting.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Let’s go with whatever Michele Bachmann likes.

  • calliecallie

    Bannon worked at Goldman Sachs too? Geez, is there a grifty “other people’s money” kind of job he hasn’t had?

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    I say they agree that they’re all cucks and be done with it. Also, who knew a niche form of porn would be so psychologically damaging to right wing honkies? These guys are really, reeeeaaaallllyyy insecure grown toddlers…

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    For the last time it’s PRESIDENT KUSHNER now!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Jeeze, you can’t tell who’s the REAL President without a scorecard nowadays!

      • IT’s TATTOOED ON THE BACK OF THEIR NECKS!

        • jesterpunk

          Do they also have to have a willing victim to take it from them or does the raven just go after the last person left standing?

        • NellCote71

          So, these tattoos, facing north or south?

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    Ho many anonymous sources are working at the WHitehouse? This is bringing efficiency to government?

    • OrdinaryJoe

      AOTK

    • thixotropic jerk

      Sooooo many Hos

  • Mahousu

    … get Bannon a competent partner. By the way, he will never ask for that.
    Fine, fine, I’ve signed him up for OkCupid. Maybe they can help him. I decided to use this on his profile, as the real pictures of him seemed too off-putting:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a4f800c7884c1d785348e88f8e3bd7bb073d10f6063d616ae1bda1c4cf29ca65.jpg

  • Ricky Gay

    get Bannon a competent partner- and there is no telling how far he might go! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/27803f7842c96eb1178e618ddc9aa491680686a42ea1b0eaae2cd9465923d13f.jpg

    • thixotropic jerk

      When you play it backwards you can hear Putin’s voice saying “pee hookers pee hookers pee hookers” and “Donald is my orangey cuck beeyoch”

  • Wes Grogan

    Damn it, Larry… I mean Jerry.. No, it Garry now.

    http://i.imgur.com/6ItQmUf.jpg

  • marxalot

    Oh my god, GARY. Ugh. Who invited this guy, anyway?

  • chicken thief

    When I read stories of the Trump White House I get this vision of his staff cueing up in a nice neat line whenever anyone wanders by with a pen and a notebook, ready to spill their version of the day’s news.

  • chicken thief

    “He isn’t so much an ideologue, this person said, as a deal-maker; …”

    And Ted Bundy was really nice to and well liked by all those women he didn’t kill!

    • Rick Hill

      That .01% doesn’t mind the decisions trump is making at all. Proof he’s doing a great job

  • guppy06

    You do not call Jared a “cuck.”

    Hey, for all we know Jared really does like watching Ivanka have sex with President Daddy.

    • Wes Grogan

      I can’t imagine that anyone would ever enjoy watching Trump have sex with anyone, but then again there does seem to be a kink for everything.

      • Internet Hitler

        The real reason he doesn’t want peepee tape released is he doesn’t like the way he was photographed. Embarrassing!

    • chicken thief

      And, who knows? maybe Ivanka likes watching Jared bottom for Steve. One person’s trash is another’s treasure!

  • OrdinaryJoe

    I have a dream. I dream of the day when the word “cuck” will only be used in public by unshaven, slob white guys in their troll like emails and comments to each other on their neo-Nazi web sites while they are sitting in the dark of their mother’s basement masturbating with each other over pictures of Sarah Palin and the word will be otherwise banned from the internet forever.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      I have more of a dream. I dream of a day when Twitter and FB decide that they really have had enough of trolls and decently moderate their comment sections. I also dream of a day when we all just ignore and block all trolls and they have only each other to waste time with.

  • Rick Hill

    trump really did turn the wH into a reality show. Oh, yeah. Says The Enquirer, bringing dignity back to the Oval office

  • Internet Hitler

    Sure President Bannon probably called them both “cuck” – and a lot of other people in the White House. That’s just White House talk. The important thing is they are all getting along and are well-oiled like a machine. I only wish they hadn’t hired so many people without names.

    • rick

      Pretty sure that President Bannon called Jared a Globalist Cuck.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    “Leave the governance to Bannon and get Bannon a competent partner. By the way, he will never ask for that. He’s just too loyal a soldier.”

    Any sentence describing the Dolt regime should not include the words “governance” or “competent”.

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Or loyal

      • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

        Or soldier

  • Thorn Spike

    “How old are these fucking people? For real, is this junior high?”

    Middle school, at best.

    • Yr. Gma

      Same thing.

      • Thorn Spike

        Not where I come from. Junior high was 7-9th grade; middle school 5th and 6th.

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          Here in California, anyway, middle school is exactly what junior high school used to be. Sometimes it includes 6th grade. It depends on the demographics of enrollment or the current “wisdom” about 6th grade.

          • Jukesgrrl

            Yes, they’ve sped up everything except the education.

          • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

            They basically turned kindergarten into first grade, so parents now hold their kids back and start kindergarten a year older, when they’re ready to, you know, read and write, and there’s a new class level (unofficial) called “pre-K” which is basically, you know, K, but the end result is you still have kids in high school at 19 and far more dropouts as a result. Ridiculous.

  • AndyC316

    Of all the shitty things that have happened since Trump/Mother Russia stole the election, I think I hate that “cuck” has entered my vocabulary the most. That and I have to look at pictures of that human yeast infection Steve Bannon

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      “Cuck” manages to insult both men AND women, which is always useful to people who fuel themselves on hatred. However it’s becoming more and more known and mocked and will soon lose any kind of “specialness” to those verminous basement-dwellers who have no other way of feeling worthwhile.

    • Natalie Frenshen

      That’s good, someone else said he is ‘if asbestos was human ‘

  • Crystalclear12

    High-schoolers are better at this. Bannon, you are no longer a Heather, move on!

  • Panika MCD

    Cucking Gary an alt-fi romance by President Bannon Rasputin in stores this Valentines Day!

    • efoveks

      Well this really stinks!

  • gratuitous

    I read somewhere that Jason and Steve like to spoon. So maybe Jason is a cuck after all? But then, Steve would be one, too. And what happened to all the presidential White House paste? It’s like someone ate it all gone!

  • Erick the Kracker

    Bannon looks like a derelict.

    • HazooToo

      Bannon IS a derelict.

    • He looks on step away from serious liver failure. He should be yellow this time next year.

      • and the Breitbart boys will still blame in on Hillary. Maybe some of Trump’s tan lotion will cover up the jaundice.

    • Natalie Frenshen

      Some woman on twitter said Bannon looks like the first guy your mom fucks after her divorce.
      Loved that.
      And he does indeed look like he needs a liver transplant.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Inasmuch as Jared is both a cuck (ALLEGEDLY) and a Jew (not allegedly) I don’t see the problem.

  • Poly_Ester

    I bet its a thankless job trying to convince lobbyists to take on the challenge of running a government department into the ground at a salary of less than $50M

    • Brendan_M

      Not really. They take a leave from their company/trade group job, retain/expand their stock options with one of those secret ethics waivers we’ve been hearing about, gut every regulation their industry opposes/loot the treasury, and come back after 2-4 years as a partner or Vice President.

      Gary Cohn made something like $400 million just accepting his job in the White House because of the tax laws are written.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Fuck Gary. I want to know what Donnie thinks of Brad.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      Well, Bitsy says that Chip told her that Buffy heard that Donnie touched Brad’s pee pee when he passed out on the front lawn of the Smegma Thigh Tampon sorority house. I know it’s true because both Bartram and Aldrich told me so.

      • Ducksworthy

        No wonder they relate no well to out of work West Virginia Oxy addicts.

  • Jukesgrrl

    A “media executive”? You mean like Rupert Murdoch? Why didn’t you say so? We know they don’t have any power to influence the nation or anything like that.

  • “The president has started his love affair with Gary,” another source said, “Gary’s not aware of this: That love affair will end abruptly. Gary Cohn will step on a landmine.”

    He better grab something to soften the blow.

  • ryp

    I think it’s Donnie who wants to be both prince and princess.

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