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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

1. Y’all sure did love that story about the gay-hatin’ Tennessee state senator/doctor who happens to have done sexxx business to his cousin/patient.

2. In which we tell the internet to PLEASE SETTLE DOWN ABOUT RACHEL MADDOW, OH MY GOD.

3. How many feminists does it actually take to ruin the most hilarious video in the world? JUST ONE.

4. Superlawyer Larry Klayman wants to put all the liberals in jail, but in a legal and peaceful way.

5. Remember when Rachel Maddow broke the internet by tweeting that she had Trump taxes, and then everybody was like “aw nuts” when she only had two pages of his return from 2005? We liveblogged her show!

6. Goodness, Republicans are getting SASSY AS F-U-K about Trump’s dumb Obama “wire tapp” lies.

7. This woman right here is an asshole.

8. Remember that weird server registered to the Trump organization that only communicates with this one bank in Russia? Ayup, the FBI is still investigating that!

9. Just a nice wholesome story about Steve Bannon, his ex-wife, her coke dealer boyfriend, and a hot tub full of acid.

10. And finally, did you all see the amazing healthcare plan President Hillary Clinton released this week? It’s so great, and it’s exactly why a majority of us voted to elect her president.

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  • DerrickWildcat

    Germans are our friends now?

  • cheetojeebus

    Our fucking preadolescent in chief went on the twitter doohickey and went after Germany as is his wont. She must have slapped him down good eh? fucking D-bag moran.

    • snark-lurker

      what did twhitler twitter?

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        That mommy Merkel does TOO love him but she better pay the fuck up anyway, essentially.

        • snark-lurker

          thx

  • memzilla Ω
    • mfp

      it’s early yet, but…i think we haz us a WINNNAH^^tell ’em what they’ve won johnny olsen

      • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

        A case of corona empties and all the dog butt you can look at.

        • Little Lulu Ω

          Excellent!

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        • mfp

          yay!

    • efoveks

      I just stole this & shared it with a friend. My Saturday is off to a great start. Thanks for posting this! :)

    • Merkel and her clan are of the same spirit as Nazis. Freedom loving German’s have not provoked the violence and evil from Muslims. Islamic agenda is the genocide/democide (government sponsored murder) of everyone not Muslim, mainly our superior white race.
      Radical Islam rules the agenda and they are bent on doing evil. Obama is a Muslim so naturally he has a satanic world view that chases after Islam.
      Paul D Swinford

      • Nockular cavity

        You know who doesn’t get to bitch about Nazis, sweetcheeks? Nazi motherfuckers who talk about “our superior white race,” that’s who.

        • Nockular cavity

          Nazi motherfuckers also don’t to talk about “the Christian anything at all,” either.

          • I’m trying to convert everybody to Christianity out of my love for mankind.

            I’m a well known established author on Christianity, you can check out my scholarly work below for your enlightenment, if you dare to see the truths. I’ve been corresponding with 23 Nobel Laureates in the last 21 years in my quest for knowledge of evolution & global warming “science”

            http://www.qconline.com/opinion/letters/letter-open-borders-to-islam-also-let-radical-islam-into/article_0d37e55b-a935-5180-a52c-08c92b75e4ca.html

            http://www.qconline.com/opinion/letters/letter-why-argument-for-intelligent-design-is-beyond-question/article_7bb2e657-d5fb-523e-938b-99354a2af3ce.html

          • Nockular cavity

            I think we’re done here.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            We don’t want your so-called love. Go away.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            “Corresponding with 23 Nobel Laureates”

            Are you like those people who “correspond” with me, a PhD professor of physics, with their special manuscripts about how Einstein was all full of shit? Yeah, my part of that correspondence is usually to tell them to fuck off and die, shortly before I block their asses into the Stone Age.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            I thought it was like being a member in Mensa.

          • Christianity that teaches that human sacrifice is good? Sorry, secularism has you beat

          • The Witch of Endor

            Number of Saved people: 144,000

            Who can enter the Saved lottery: a member of one of
            the 12 tribes of Israel. Hint: that means you have to be Jewish by descent in
            order to be Saved.

            What your flock can expect on Judgement Day: at
            best, to become eternal maid service to God and the Saved.

            Revelation 7-15

            https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+7-11&version=ESV;KJV

          • magyar of infinite power

            If you are a member of one of the tribes, but agnostic (on a good day), yet baptized RCC, are you part of the144K? It’s very confusing.

          • The Witch of Endor

            I think Saint Pete might slip you in through the side door. But don’t quote me on that, I was raised in the JV of Episcopalians and wouldn’t know the difference between catechism and a catbox.

          • Marion in Savannah

            As a cradle Episcopalian let me tell you that when I was A Young and having to learn catechism I probably would have preferred cleaning the cat box.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            I was a cradle Lutheran and had to learn catechism. It turned me into an atheist.

          • The Witch of Endor

            You had catechism as an Episcopalian? That is a new one on me, or is that what they call the classes you have to take before getting confirmed? In which case my original statement stands, as I was usually high when I was forced to attend.

          • Technically the catechism is required for Church of England confirmation

          • Marion in Savannah

            When I was A Young we had to memorize the whole thing… Nowadays there’s a period of instruction.

          • The Witch of Endor

            Then yes, I went through catechism I simply have no memory of the classes.

          • theCryptofishist

            That’s why people I know call it “Catholic Lite.)

          • Shucky Ducky

            Pro tip: the microwave does not actually send messages.

          • Shanzgood

            You’re doing a terrible job.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            Hey, he made a conversion post, so he gets evangelism points from his overlords and smug satisfaction.

          • Marion in Savannah

            Sweetie, here’s a cookie and some crayons. Now go play in traffic. Kthxbye.

          • mfp

            “sweetie, here’s a cookie and some crayons and a pack o rusty razor blades. now…”

            fify…hope ya dont mind

          • Mary Sandoras

            I thought you were just pimping hate, like the bible says somewhere. in some dark passage.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            Did it include Nobel laureates like the disgusting William Shockley? (Just because someone wins a Nobel prize doesn’t mean s/he is a wise human being.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shockley

          • theCryptofishist

            Watson, also, too. Or was it Crick?

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            Watson for sure. Don’t know about Crick.

          • theCryptofishist

            Well, according to wikipedia (and skipping the controversy over the photos they worked from) these were the controversies he was involved in: Eugenics
            Crick occasionally expressed his views on eugenics, usually in private letters. For example, Crick advocated a form of positive eugenics in which wealthy parents would be encouraged to have more children.[83] He once remarked, “In the long run, it is unavoidable that society will begin to worry about the character of the next generation… It is not a subject at the moment which we can tackle easily because people have so many religious beliefs and until we have a more uniform view of ourselves I think it would be risky to try and do anything in the way of eugenics… I would be astonished if, in the next 100 or 200 years, society did not come round to the view that they would have to try to improve the next generation in some extent or one way or another.”

            Creationism
            Crick was a firm critic of Young Earth creationism. In the 1987 United States Supreme Court case Edwards v. Aguillard, Crick joined a group of other Nobel laureates who advised, “‘Creation-science’ simply has no place in the public-school science classroom.” Crick was also an advocate for the establishment of Darwin Day as a British national holiday.

            So, not as bad as Watson, but still worth looking askance at?

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            eeesh

          • Pinkham’s Law

            Dear Paul:

            Letters to the Editor in your local newspaper are generally not considered “scholarly work.” It is amusing to see you claim that they are, though.

            Sincerely,

            Pink

            PS: *gigglesnort*

          • snark-lurker

            “Goooood Morniiiing Viet Nam!”

          • Msgr_MΩment

            You’ve never heard of Paul’s Epistle to the Rock Islanders?

            This needs to be canonized immediately! Maybe as Three and Four Corinthians.

          • PubOption

            Do the Rock Islanders have a direct Line to God?

          • Yup, it’s called …

            the Rock Island Line
            https://youtu.be/K_aIQ1_sAVg

          • HolidayinCambodia

            We had Lead Belly’s version when we were growing up.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCiJ4QQG9WQ

          • Msgr_MΩment

            It’s a mighty fine line.

          • Msgr_MΩment
          • DerrickWildcat

            I count my comments on Yahoo as scholarly published work.

          • Relativicus

            That’s slightly more than one Nobel laureate a year!

          • Msgr_MΩment

            Riting is haard.

          • nightmoth

            You’re about as Christian as I am Japanese and I can tell you this old redhead had reason yesterday to observe St. Patrick’s Day. Also, non-scholar, “by their fruits you shall know them” and Obama has demonstrated the fruits of the spirit over and over again. I suggest you pray for the “gift of discernment” since you have none.

          • OddMan

            pds,
            So a couple of poorly written and extremely unreasoned arguments in letters to the famous newspaper of Moline, East Moline and Rock Island, and Davenport and Bettendorf, Iowa makes you an established author.

            Damn I must be a fucking Nobel winning science writer for publishing a few science posts on google+.

            FFS
            pds = pretty damn stupid?

          • memzilla Ω
          • The Witch of Endor

            If anything merits eternal agony in pools of fire, it’s this bullshit.

          • The Witch of Endor

            In the blurb accompanying your Profile pic, you claim to have corresponded with *21* Nobel Laureates in the last *23* years, so if all your “scholarly work” is this imprecise…

          • Shibusa

            stalking=corresponding (?)

          • mfp

            i give this comment 3 wtf-ups

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            Meh. Try corresponding with real live people who aren’t nutz.

          • Shibusa

            @Paul. Just sit back and admire the poetry with which God’s words are expressed in just these 3 passages from KJV….

            “Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

            Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

            Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling.”

            I’m sure we all feel more “Christian” just having read that.

          • I’m a true Bible believing Southern Baptist with a degree in Political Science from Western Kentucky U. Don’t try to test me on the Bible or politics.

            GO AWAY, TROLL

      • memzilla Ω

        Ladies and gentlemen: Our Next Shit Fer Brains Contestant! Let’s have a big hand for this small-dicked Nazi racist swine!
        . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9d80684b607a9b28ab4bfcd61bbbd11284fd933bb9742c53d9c04d72a7a80128.png

        • A person doesn’t have to be a theologian to understand that this makes Jesus’ sacrifice and suffering on the cross meaningless.
          I used to think of myself as a Southern Baptist, but the problem with that is when someone with authority from the Southern Baptist Convention says something that is theologically wrong, which has occurred more frequently in recent years, it connects me with supporting this error.

          I’m a King James Bible-believing Christian. That is the rock that I will live and die on.
          Pope Francis is wrong and the Catholic Church should excommunicate their leader for apostasy.
          Paul D Swinford
          http://www.qconline.com/editorials/letter-is-the-pope-catholic-in-francis-case-maybe-not/article_61012ee2-5056-515b-8966-06d3a71c7484.html

          • The Witch of Endor

            Again. How do you square trying to “save” people when the Bible clearly states that the saved constitute 12,000 members from each of the 12 Tribes of Israel? No more, no less.

            Let’s put it in somewhat more realistic context:

            144,000 will be saved and lifted bodily up into heaven before the tribulations.

            144,000 individuals in a world with 7+ billion people.

            Has it ever occurred to you that the Rapture happened and you just didn’t notice?

          • mfp

            last line….nice

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            Bless your heart.

          • theCryptofishist

            Pretty much. King James version is a crock, also, too. Cobbled together from previous translations, and edited to fit his bias…

          • Shibusa

            Oh good. The only true Word of God as portrayed in the King James Bible enables you to read all about God exacting his revenge on pregnant women and infants. Sweet! It helps you picture how Hebrew soldiers killing all the non-virgin women and raping the others. You’re such a good Christian!

      • Kiri the Paid Protestor

        Good morning, Paul. Thanks for dropping by to provide us with entertainment. I’ve just had the wood chipper serviced and gassed up, so I think we’re good to go.

        • I’m glad you admitted Soros paid for you to protest & post falsehoods to smear president Trump because he’s destroying the Muslim Obama’s white genocide agenda

          • memzilla Ω

            How long did it take for that Nazi swastika on your ass to scab over?

          • eggsacklywright

            You funny. In the head.

          • memzilla Ω

            Hey, weren’t you the guy who said “If they ever bomb Berlin, you can call me Meyer?”

          • Zonath

            Soros, at least, is American. Trump’s cronies are having problems cashing their paychecks because the banks tell them they don’t take checks printed in Cyrillic.

          • snark-lurker

            Who told you all that stuff? You are a idiot.

          • Well, as Trump, his family and friends have been paid vast amounts by Russia for screwing people like you …

          • Kiri the Paid Protestor

            Yeah, thanks to good ol’ George, I’m loaded! Wanna spend a couple days at Snoqualmie Falls with me? I can ram my big equine gayness right up your tight little religious freedom!

          • The Witch of Endor

            Exactly how has the BannonPuppet destroyed this “agenda”?

          • Pinkham’s Law

            Six falsehoods in one sentence? Impressive! Imma guess you think Fox news is part of the Liberal Media, right?

          • magyar of infinite power

            It’s too early for “Soros: Drink!!!”

          • From Russia with Love

            I’m seriosu about my dick, jerkweed. Suck it.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            I don’t know about these other bozos, but my Soroscheck bounced. Now I can barely afford my lobster tails and Beemer.

          • Tacoclamgenda

            And iPhone. You’ll need it for your health insurance.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            But I only have 32 ObamiPhones.

          • Tacoclamgenda

            Sorry for your luck. Buy some aspirin and call someone in the morning.

          • Kiri the Paid Protestor

            Just use your Obamaphone to order another pallet of food stamps. We can trade them for drugs.

          • Given that you’re indoctrinated enough to get a PhD in physics from some leftie, university, you might benefit from some of my scholarly work on the unbreakable relationship between Christianity & science. I have a degree in political science, I know what I’m talking about.

            the same God that wrote the laws of physics, science and mathematics also wrote the laws of Moses
            When scientists want to overcome an obstacle, they look to the laws of physics. To reach the moon, they had to figure out how to overcome the Earth’s gravitational pull.
            For one to reach Heaven, we also have to “figure out how to overcome the Earth’s gravitational pull.”
            Theologians know this with mathematical certainty. This is not a matter of personal preference.

            http://www.qconline.com/editorials/letter-god-s-laws-trump-court-s-gay-marriage-decisions/article_58db5f4a-0fad-5204-b327-17f7dfb25966.html

            A Christian who discards scripture is like a scientist who discards the laws of physics. It is with mathematical certainty that scientists calculate the forces of the universe, both seen and unseen. Dark energy cannot be seen or proved but it explains what we observe in the motions of the universe. We study these unseen, unprovable forces so that we have a better understanding of the world we live in and we are better for it.
            http://www.qconline.com/editorials/letter-why-we-need-science-and-christianity-together/article_742aac10-8b05-56bd-8cd4-32bd0a955df4.html

          • magyar of infinite power

            Higher maths originated in Islam, so there’s that.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            Ah yes, the evil al-gebra.

          • From Russia with Love

            And a degree in political science will guarantee you a life free from working in politics. Trust me.

          • Alan

            He doesn’t have a degree in political science. Made that up. Surprise.

          • “Higher maths originated in Islam”

            Another lie to devalue the white culture

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            Which white culture, dipwad?Whites are not a monolithic group.

          • Alan

            He’ll tell you it was god.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            As a chemist by training who has taken some political science classes, I can tell you political science is not a science.

          • Relativicus

            “Political science” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

          • So there was nothing and then God created everything

            Reason and logic doesn’t enter your brain.

            There is no God, there is no need for a God.

            All you are is a self deceiving idiot who wants everybody to have the same wildly irrational fears as yourself.

            Death is an end, after death there is nothing

          • The understanding of the genome is important but the spirit and life inside us defies comprehension because it is not physical. It cannot be measured or seen under the most most powerful microscope.
            The Bible tells us that God is a spirit and is invisible. We share an invisible spirit inside each of us that can be witnessed every time we lose someone close to us in death. Physically there is no change in a person who has died but he has lost that invisible spirit inside of him that we all know very well.
            If you hear someone say that the dead is now worm food, that may be true but the real question is where did that person’s soul go to.

            Understanding science is great but understanding theology is far more important since it determines our eternal destination.
            http://www.qconline.com/opinion/letters/letter-why-argument-for-intelligent-design-is-beyond-question/article_7bb2e657-d5fb-523e-938b-99354a2af3ce.html

          • Alan

            Okay, now you’re just babbling about things you know nothing about.

          • PerSister Big Puppy

            No.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            Understanding and you don’t have a close relationship, do you.

          • OddMan

            Swinny,
            You are really being lazy here, putting forth a letter to the local newspaper from Oct 2015 and thinking that is your argument? Have you lost your muse, lost your faith?
            I’m really disappointed that you are not better at this preaching thing. You are failing badly and need to work on your writing skills and especially your working habits. I’m mean really that letter is almost 2 years old, nothing any newer?

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            Ahhh. Magic! Got it.

          • Nockular cavity

            “I have a degree in political science, I know what I’m talking about.”

            OK, this is genius.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            Yawn. Doubling down and repeating unsupported assertions is not winning you any friends or converts. You did your schtick, now go away.

          • Kiri the Paid Protestor

            Quick question: Which falls faster, an iron cannon ball or a wooden croquet ball?

          • What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            In what medium? A vacuum? Compressible gas? Non-compressible gas? Non-compressible farts? Beer?

            Is there a linear force gradient? etc. & etc. Science is so much fun!

          • Kiri the Paid Protestor

            Assume whatever. I’m trying to figure out if this guy is an Aristotelian.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            He will emphatically deny being an Aristotelian, telling you that he’s strictly middle class. That is, if he didn’t run off by now.

          • Nockular cavity

            Wait, what’s the delta-V to get to Heaven?

            (It’s about 9 km/s for LEO, ~3 km/s for LEO to lunar orbit.)

          • PubOption

            An old Ford car can’t get that far (or fast).

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            But will use lots of gas.

          • Naytch
          • Alan

            According to your linkedin page thingy you have an associates degree from Western Kentucky, not really a degree in political science. Unless of course you’ve stolen someone’s identity to post things. Which, by the way, I would probably do too if I was nutty as a fruitcake.

          • Paul

            Yeah….about your holy absolutely true scripture. Explain, please, why Genesis 2 contradicts Genesis 1 TWICE!!

            Whether Eve came from Adam’s rib or was created by god at the same time.

            Whether the animals etc. were created before or after man.

            Two pages in there are two gaping logic holes and yet you are CERTAIN you have the truth. Jesus fucking tap dancing Christ you are gullible.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba
          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            I am uncertain about this.

          • OddMan

            You do realize that when we go and look at your writings Mr. Swinford (can I call you Swinny?) that we also read the comments made by others? The ones that call you a “religious fanatic” or “jerk”? Or that often you are just ignored?

            I’m beginning to feel a bit sorry for you if you truly think you have changed any minds about god or anything. Everyone thinks you are a bit unhinged.

            You picked the wrong place today, I suggest you leave before you are driven to drinking and cursing.

          • puredog
          • puredog

            No, he PROMISED to pay us but, like a common Trump, we be stiffed so far.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        You do know Jesus was a swarthy middle eastern Jew, don’t you?

      • Congratulation on winning this month’s Dumb American contest.

        Try looking up Fascism and Nazi-ism sometime.

        Try checking about how little “Radical Islam” there is in Europe

        Muslims worship the same God as Christians

        As for Obama being Muslim

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7f3bd2894441510fb58c2737df27519381871c448196984a116b361815e15d9f.png

        • Make no doubt about it, President Obama is as evil a world leader as has ever lived on this planet. His father was Muslim, that makes him a Muslim until he denounces Islam.

          The people stood up like a lion and road that we would have “No more of this this!”

          God bless America, and God bless and protect our president — I say “president” with pride instead of shame from the pits of Muslim Barack Obama’s horrid administration with his white genocide agenda.

          It is a new day and chapter in the history books of America & our superior race.

          • Marion in Savannah

            Oh, shut the fuck up and go back to Stormfront.

          • So being a Jew (like Christ) makes you a Jew

            Check what being a Muslim entails, you have to declare your obedience and follow the laws, not like your version of Christianity where everytime you sin you just say the words.

            White Americans are not a “race” lamebrain

          • puredog

            Why did the lion cross the road?
            To get to the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.

            Also too: It depends on what the meaning of this “this this” iss.

      • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

        Horse tranqs and meth this early in the morning? Jesus won’t be pleased.

        • magyar of infinite power

          Who among us doesn’t wake-n-bake?

      • Kiri the Paid Protestor

        Obama can’t be a Muslim, he’s too busy being a secret gaymosexual with Sir Richard Branson.

        http://pinkie.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw299_1298776425927.jpg

        • Please read my scholarly published work to see the truth about the destruction of gays for yourself.
          “The same God that wrote the laws of physics, science and mathematics also wrote the laws of Moses.
          To tell a gay person that they are going to Heaven, is the same as telling them that they should go to a high mountain and leap for the moon.
          There is nothing more important that a parent should teach their children than the Bible. To do otherwise is to tell them to leap for the moon.
          http://www.qconline.com/editorials/letter-god-s-laws-trump-court-s-gay-marriage-decisions/article_58db5f4a-0fad-5204-b327-17f7dfb25966.html

          • From Russia with Love

            Just to reiterate, suck my dick.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            “The same God” seriously fucked up his astronomy when he got to Judges. YHWH did not make the Sun stand still over Gibeon or the Moon over the valley of Aijalon.

            p.s. “Scholarly” and “published” don’t make one’s ass-musings any more true.

          • The Witch of Endor

            Now, if you got published in a Peer-Reviewed journal as anything other than an example of how not to be taken seriously, I would be genuinely flabbergasted.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            I’m sure PDS would be able to tell the difference between “peer-reviewed” and “pee-reviewed”.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            Real published “scholarly” types, would not use the phraseology that PDS uses when referring to their published work. The real ones would say their papers were published in journals, perhaps giving the name of one or more journals that would be understood to be of a peer-reviewed nature.

            PDS is letting it’s amateurishnessism hang out with his own words.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            Myself, I prefer to phrase it: “My fiction has been published in Applied Optics, Phys Rev Letters, and Phil Mag B.”

          • Scholarly – No it isn’t
            Published, well vanity publishing is publishing
            God doesn’t exist, all you are doing is asserting magic exists.
            The Bible was ripped off from pre-literate legend, borrowings from other cultures and Latin and Greek philosophers

          • Msgr_MΩment

            The funniest part is that He probably originated in Baal, the worship of which His followers did everything, including genocide, to wipe out, except when they were themselves partaking.

          • Baal, Ishtar, El (Elohim), Yahweh and Adonai were all part of the pantheon of the Syriac/Palestinian groups

          • theCryptofishist

            Of course they did. A god very close to being Jehovah, would be the biggest threat to Jehovah’s purity.

          • Kiri the Paid Protestor
          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            I’m quite certain Paul Douchekazoo Swinefraud is the sort of person that Buzz Aldrin would punch out were he to babble his insipid nonsense into Buzz’s face.

            Come to think of it, PDS is the sort of person I would punch out (See Disclaimer) under those circumstances.

            Disclaimer: With votes!

          • Alan

            Some people are assholes but you’re just crazy. You really should seek professional help.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            Not interested in what you think your invisible friend/oppressor, death-cult god thinks.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Scholarly work? And you’re a member of Mensa too, right? C’mon, fess up!

          • Shanzgood

            Click bait AND gay bashing? You really are lost, aren’t you?

          • Msgr_MΩment

            I think he’s made out of wood.

          • Alan

            Shall we see if he floats?

          • DerrickWildcat

            “scholarly published work ”
            I don’t think the Quad Cities newspaper, letters to the editor qualifies as a scholarly published work. But if it does, I can count the Yahoo comments section as my published scholarly work

          • I have a blog, and I used to write for a hobby magazine. I guess that counts as “published.” Of course, “scholarly” would be a new definition of “opinion.” Most of the actual scholarly stuff I did had to go through a lot of peer review.

          • puredog

            PHD! PHD! PHD!

          • Alan

            The first comment there is entertaining.

            “Obviously, any religious fanatic can write a letter that is free of a factual foundation and get it printed in the Dispatch. Note to editor: some type of standards for validity or sanity could be applied. Thanks.”

          • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

            To tell anyone they are going to heaven for doing any arbitrary activity, such as: praying, church attendance, etc is doing them a great disservice, and you might as well tell them to leap to the moon.
            Now, feel free to leap to whatever trailerpark you live at and return to you master race masturbatory fantasies and leave us the fuck alone.

          • vivian

            I’ve got a moon for ya, right here Pal.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Why do you hate Jesus?

      • SeekingResistanceBarbie

        Christian view? Where is that in the Christian holy book? Two Corinthians? Is it in red letters?

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        To the horror of our moderators, we punch Nazis here, pal.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        You might want to read Matthew chapters 5-7.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          I think only turning him off and back on again will help. Then call IT.

          • data_ninja

            I ain’t turning them on, let someone else do that particular dirty work.

          • Nockular cavity

            Just unplug him, and drill a hole in the disk.

          • magyar of infinite power

            You can unplug him and “forget” to plug him back in.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            You mean the hell desk?

          • Zonath

            I dunno. I’m betting he’s an older model, so banging on the side might do more good.

          • From Russia with Love

            Yes, maletize him. With votes.

          • Well, you could try replacing the central processing unit, but generally that doesn’t work.

          • Querolous

            He’s a biblebot?

      • Shucky Ducky

        Your recent comment on media matters: “Unless you denounced the sick practice of “spirit cooking” children in a basement of a DC pizzeria by the Clinton cartels, I can’t believe a word you say. Least of all about Christianity, for which I’m a known author with many scholarly works published.” https://mediamatters.org/blog/2017/03/17/report-confirms-fox-news-napolitano-repeated-russian-media-his-british-intelligence-conspiracy/215751
        proves you are a dumbass. Go back to singing pablum.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          “known author” is the new “known perpetrator”.

        • DerrickWildcat

          His scholarly works seem to be Quad Cities newspaper letters to the editor.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            Little known fact: Paul Tillich published letters to the editor of the Davenport Republican-Democrat before he got his first book published.

          • Nockular cavity

            “…PS: I am not a crank.”

          • From Russia with Love

            “And I have always voted democrat.”

          • magyar of infinite power

            “…but I snort it”

          • Only the evils like you would support the “spirit cooking ” of innocent children. I’m pretty sure this godless site, along with facebook & many other, is controlled by the globalists MSM.

            The Godless Facebook a subsidiary of the global elites and their army of Muslims has banned me for sharing a video that was critical to Islam that they didn’t want people to know about. The title is “With Open Gates”.

            The Muslim Obama’s cartels are setting up an organization that will create an alternative reality that comes from Satan.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            OK, fine. Your work here is done. Seriously, stop.

          • Marion in Savannah

            Wow. Just, wow…

          • theCryptofishist

            Yeah, that’s pretty gobstopping.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg
          • Msgr_MΩment

            Trigger warning: My Ex!

          • puredog

            Nobody forward this to Kurt Eichenwald.

          • God never existed, he was always a delusion inside your head

          • DerrickWildcat

            Only an Agent of Satan would say that.

          • From Russia with Love

            Just wait until our Muzzi pals get their hands on you. Bwahahaha!

          • Lance Thrustwell

            Before you do the spirit cooking, you really have to start with the spirit marinade. Gives you the most tender souls.

          • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

            I’m confused, I thought it was the jews who ran all the MSM, and now it is the Muslims? And what is the role of the blacks and browns? Are the Asians involved somehow? This is all so confusing.
            I never knew being a fucktard required so much effort.

          • The Asians only tested 1-2 points higher than whites in IQs because they are professional cheaters.

          • From Russia with Love

            No doubt you consider studying and hard work to be cheating.

          • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

            Suh-weet, you’ve tied in the Asians, now get the Pacific Islanders in your rants and Bring.It.Home. and I can call BINGO!!1!1!!11eleven!!1!

          • vivian

            If Jesus were with us today, you would make him laugh and laugh. “Look at this guy! 2+2 = orange! What a twat!”

          • Totes !!😂😂😂😂

          • Alan

            So when they release you for weekend visits isn’t someone supposed to keep an eye on you?

          • puredog

            If this site is equivalent to Facebook, and there is a Dog in Hebben, Rebecca should have all the sweet sweet Zuckerberg monies.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          A Snopes article that talks about “Spirit Cooking.”

          http://www.snopes.com/john-podesta-spirit-cooking/

          In case anyone is sufficiently interested.

      • From Russia with Love

        Suck my dick.

      • Alan

        Umm…tin foil might help.

      • Tacoclamgenda

        Ok. Sure. Got it.

      • Shucky Ducky

        Hey, just checking in… have you sucked From Russia with Love’s dick yet?

        • From Russia with Love

          Sadly, no.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        You mean these examples of the “superior white race?”

        http://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cropped_reuters_KKK-800×430.jpg

        • he more science learns about the complexity of life, it becomes clear life could never come into existence by chance. When atheistic scientist Richard Dawkins was asked where life came from, understanding the mathematical implications of abiogenesis, he said, life came from outside our solar system. This was actually an excellent answer since he knows that it did not occur by chance on earth.

          Students have been taught that Christianity is for ignorant people when the truth is the opposite, atheism requires blind faith that has no answers and is responsible for our decline in moral values that has devastated our culture.

          Paul David Swinford,

          Geneseo

          http://www.qconline.com/opinion/letters/letter-who-really-relies-on-blind-faith-christians-or-atheists/article_11a7783e-3163-5332-914a-f15cbfd14675.html

          • PerSister Big Puppy

            You’re still here? Do you actually think you’re making any headway here?

          • Résistance Land Shark Ω

            The bible was written by those ignorant of science. At the time the legends and stories originated, most facts we take for granted today were yet unproven.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        Well this seems like it wasn’t written by a crazy person.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Maybe that’s just what he WANTS you to think.

        • I’m a righteous Christ follower of a superior race in pure blood. I wouldn’t be “crazy” by any normal definition. But one never knows with you liberal fascists employing leftists universities to even fix the definition of “fascism” to fit your agenda that it excludes the leftie.

          Go for subtlety next time if you want to change the dictionary or brainwash the young

          • From Russia with Love

            Just how flat is your world?

          • It’s a round globe, just like the Bible taught us & the Catholics were evils

          • The Bible teaches that the world is flat, floating within waters and has pillars at the corners, haven’t you ever read the Bible?

          • Msgr_MΩment

            And the Moon orbits the Earth which orbits the Sun?

            “Sun, stand still over Gibeon, and you, moon, over the Valley of Aijalon.” Joshua 10:12

          • From Russia with Love

            Actually, it was Aristotle that figured that one out.

            And the protestant church you belong to most likely descended from King Henry the Ocho, who wanted some new pussy, so he killed his wife and started the church of England.

          • Or was one of the heretical spin-offs of the Catholic Church.

          • memzilla Ω

            Yeah, the Nazis had “Gott Mit Uns” on their beltbuckles. Like you’ve got “Racist Asshat” on your forehead.
            . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0e726f90b1327414b3c6f6325eee1e3eefbeadd1af9c04a825b826e17af67137.jpg

          • “pure blood.” There is no such thing, asshole. Given the number of times Europe was overrun by just about every other country in the world, the only “pure” people are uncontacted tribes in the Amazon, and I wouldn’t bet money on them.

          • From Russia with Love

            Actually, the pure Homo Sapiens Sapiens DNA remains in Africa, from whence it came.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            This Neanderthal-American resembles that remark.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            What would the Denisovans say?

          • True, there was a lot of “hey, you’re cute” or “it’s cold and lonely in this cave, how about…” way back in the day.

          • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

            Pretty sure a member of a superior race would have better grammar.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            Subtlety? OH, oh I’m sorry, but this is abuse.
            Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
            (under my breath) Stupid git!

          • The Witch of Endor

            Blessed are they of pure blood for they shall inherit the Golf & Country Clubs–but they will still sucketh at Golf.

          • Alan

            Um yeah, you’re crazy, read what you just wrote.

          • rebecca

            that’s not very good Christianity.

          • From Russia with Love

            Uh ohhh, boss lady is here…

          • OddMan

            Thanks for doing what you do King rebeecca.
            I see that this week’s crazy comments have just been handed a silver platter of idiot. Be nice, I feel sorry for him, but then I was a Catholic once so . . .

          • Alan

            Yeah, that kinda does make you crazy.

          • You do know that Jesus was (gasp!) Middle Eastern, and brown? He was even Jewish! Shocking, I know.

          • Christ was a Jewish man with dark skin.
            You do not follow Him. You use him as a tool.
            He will hold you accountable.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Paul D Swinford is an anagram of
        Dwarf Undo Lips
        Upwind Of Lards, also too.

        • From Russia with Love

          And he will not suck my dick. Even though he wants to.

        • Marion in Savannah

          With punctuation: “Lips, undo dwarf.” That’s why he isn’t sucking FRWL’s dick…

          • From Russia with Love

            I want it. He wants it. You want it. Jeezus, what’s it take around here?

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Milo, stahp.

      • You’ve been reported for posting spam and kiddie porn.

        • The Witch of Endor

          Kiddie porn? Where? Who do we report this to?

        • That’s a blatant slander & a felony you’re committing right there. I neither spammed nor posted anything remotely sexual

          • You LIE

            You are a vile bearer of false witness

          • Alan

            Oh my. You’re a moron in addition to being crazy. Quick, call the police to report that felony.

          • But isn’t this the exact approach you ‘present day saints’ use to get underage boys into cheap motel rooms? And don’t tell me you weren’t aroused when you posted it.

            Sue me, you blasphemous pig.

          • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

            Libel. Slander is spoken.

          • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

            All your christianist endtimes porn got me rock hard.

          • Gross. Blasphemy

          • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

            That is the Lord you just called gross, heretic.

          • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

            You type with one hand well. Do you prefer this Jesus?
            https://goo.gl/images/T0E7Z4

          • From Russia with Love

            One handed “reading” is a lost art.

          • From Russia with Love

            Yes you are.

          • You need to STOP stalking me.

          • From Russia with Love

            I’m not talking, I’m writing. Suck my dick.

          • You keep locking, then unlocking your Disqus profile, does that mean you DON’T want me sharing the screenshots of your last fifty posts? Also, I hope you don’t mind that I mimicked your screen name and avatar and have been posting with pictures and quotes from Sexy Jesus on your favorite websites. You may notice a decrease in upvotes over the next few days…..

          • fine. I’ll unlock my profile. I’m the righteous man, with NOTHING to hide. Don’t stalk me & reply to ALL my comments. That’s the only thing Im asking

          • I promise I won’t stalk you if you promise to quit posting your bullshit pseudo-christian, self-promoting, SELF-righteous and blasphemous comments here.
            Deal?

          • I’m sure I’ll be blocked on this site soon enough.

            have a good day, antiChrist hater

          • That’s me, a hater of the anti-christ.

          • Again, you openly support a president who is directly against everything Jesus ever stood for or said.
            YOU are the anti Christ in this scenario. Hope you have a blessed day as you inch that much closer to the brimstone.

          • doktorzoom

            Truly, you ARE blessed with the gift of prophecy! Bye!

            — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

          • Why? Because you do not want to be shown wrong elsewhere?
            Also, we have lives and such. We don’t stalk internet trolls- that is a right wing stupidity.

          • The pathetic fellow did cross that bridge from where I felt disgust for him, to where I now just feel pity. I hope he doesn’t twist himself too out of shape wondering if I actually followed him. 😕

            I just wanted him to leave.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            People will not reply to your comments if you don’t make comments in places where you and your ilk are not appreciated.

            You are merely hanging on so that you can gain persecution-cred that you can brag about elsewhere as if it is really something worthwhile to brag about. I guess it does with other whackjobs, so there’s that.

            We really should be charging you for our services in allowing you to collect persecution-cred. On the other hand, you would most likely do the christain thing and welch on your agreement to pay.

            Whining about being stalked is so transparently pathetic that I am wondering if you are nothing but an industrial-strength poe who should really get a life.

          • doktorzoom

            I seriously hope you’re not actually doing that. No stalking. Not even the trolls.

          • Sorry dok, I didn’t think anyone was going to take that seriously. The pastor will have realized that by now. 😊 I’ve never been interested enough in another human being to stalk them.

          • OddMan

            You come over to a gross liberal blog full of dick jokes and snark and post years old ramblings from your letters to the editor of various newspapers; as well as have a very public internet presence and don’t expect some reaction?
            I say again my friend you are a bit full of yourself and that is PRIDE and that is a sin.
            You also need to read Matthew 6-5 and think about it. It is one of the small parts of the bible, just the lead in to the Lord’s Prayer hard to miss.

          • Alan
          • Juan de Fuca

            That’s how we all feel about Trump here, pal. Trump and Chicago style pizza.

          • Why? Is there a copyright on thorned crowns?

          • You openly support a president who is against everything Jesus ever said and stood for.
            You are the Blasphemy.

          • Precisely.

          • Kevin Osborne
          • Kevin Osborne

            I wonder if he shaved or did the Brazilian.

          • From Russia with Love

            Can’t wait to see that lawsuit. The people vs Little Bear.

          • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

            Kirk Cameron will make that into the must see movie of the decade.

          • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

            The real crime here is your stealing of my time.

          • The Witch of Endor

            Ah sweetie, you definitely spammed here, and that weird passage about kids while maybe no pornographic it was definitely creepy. Maybe you should be investing in Ancestry.com to make sure you’ve got a shot at the Saved lottery written of in Revelations.

          • Juan de Fuca

            Well, well, well – the guy who slanders Obama for being “a Muslim who naturally has a satanic world view” is bothered by someone suggesting he likes kiddie porn?

            *shocked*

            Can you prove you don’t like kiddie porn, PDS? You seem like the type and got awful defensive about it. Show us some proof you’re allowed to be within 200 ft of a school or GTFO.

          • Paul

            I see you’re also too a legal genius. Slander is spoken, libel is written. It shouldn’t be too hard for someone of your towering intellect. Here’s a tip you cretin. Books are written. They can be found in LIBraries which starts with LIB. just like LIBel.

            Got it Skippy?

      • From Russia with Love

        “Indeed, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than to get a blowjob from pds the christian view.”

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Puerile
          Derangement
          Syndrome.

          • From Russia with Love

            This has been a laugh riot, but my wife is calling me to make the Martinis, and it appears my efforts at finding a good christian blow job here have been for naught.

          • Liberoid Ron

            Don’t give up. We have faith that you’ll succeed some day.

      • memzilla Ω

        Paul D. Swinford, just for you, you bloated sack of festering intolerance!
        . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/64f887591bce7e39fb29d1feeccb5a8f61b5c581253a5ae281b7708117148590.jpg

        • Donald Trump is easily the most Christian President that I’ve ever seen and that goes back to Truman. He is only a “baby” in his having given his life to Christ a few months ago, but as we are witnessing in only his past 5 days in office, he has shown his boldness for Christ. Dr. James Dobson can atttest to his accepting the Lord Jesus Christ into his life as his Savior, by the way.

          https://www.facebook.com/plugins/comment_embed.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.qconline.com%2Ftncms%2Fasset%2Feditorial%2F11a7783e-3163-5332-914a-f15cbfd14675%2F%3Ffb_comment_id%3D1407134005972844_1413985231954388%26comment_id%3D1412259702126941%26reply_comment_id%3D1413985231954388&include_parent=false

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            Now you’re just sticking around to collect Persecution Points. If trump is “the most Christian President” you’ve ever seen, it confirms that your type of Christian is loathesome and repulsive. Also, BY THE WAY, no one can confirm what is in anyone’s brain.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            But I spewed my coffee reading tRump was “Christian”.

          • ZangoCrudmonger

            Yeah, I can handle some religious argle bargle, but he crossed the line there. Trump’s a Christian and I’m Anubis.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            You just reminded me of Bubba Ho-Tep, a great movie.

          • theCryptofishist

            Come here, jackal, nice jackal, good jackal, have a biscuit…

          • My best friend was his personal assistant and she always made sure Trump had two condoms available in his desk drawer for each time he banged his frontdesk gal (his wife was okay with him banging other women…for reasons that are ..well, obvious if you’re a woman married to Trump). He thought the little Swede might be trying to get pregnant and he didn’t want to have to pay for another of her abortions. He, however, did generously supply all the lambskin condoms, which I thought was pretty christian of him.

          • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

            Dude, update your shtick 5 days ago was like 48 days ago.. Oh, and fuck off.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            So you’re blind?

          • OddMan

            Swinny,
            Now you really need to go away, you have made a lot of really smart snarky people aware of all your postings and how you are all over the internet with your rantings.
            Do you really need a more people calling you out for being a dumbass? Because everywhere I’ve looked that is what they say, you are a legend only in your own mind, and that my son is a sin called pride. Which if I remember is one of the worst.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            Yes, he does need people calling him out for being a dumbass, because that gives him his Persecuted Christian stripes.

          • OddMan
          • theCryptofishist

            So, are you saying that there’s some sort internet wing nut scouts thing going on?

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            I’m saying some wing-nut Christians like to play the Christians are Persecuted card.

          • Liberoid Ron

            Just some?

          • theCryptofishist

            But they aren’t trying to get a specific set of complaints about themselves to sew on to a sash and start calling themselves “Eagle Christians.”

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            Duh.

          • theCryptofishist

            He needs to keep that pride going all the way through spring and summer.

          • Donald Trump is not Christian at all.
            And if you think that he is, you yourself are not Christian, or at the very least, do not understand what being Christian is.
            Jesus will judge you. It will be harsh.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            “Donald Trump is easily the most Christian{{{WHACK!!!}}}

            So, which verse in II Pussy Grabbers says that?

          • theCryptofishist

            Well, we knows he’s not 50, yet. Maybe not even 30.

          • Liberoid Ron

            ‘Donald Trump is easily the most Christian President that I’ve ever seen’
            If I were you I’d talk to my ophthalmologist.

          • From Russia with Love

            And proctologist.

    • Snopes Shop

      I love this sooooo much

  • Sardonicuss

    Aww. The babby dropped her 12 pack of Corona! Someone help with that!

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      Hell, that’s a 24.

  • mfp

    that is some classic americana right there…photo of adorable babby and dawgbutt

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Don’t bogart that Corona six-pack,
    Wonket preschooler.
    Pass it over to me.

  • HolidayinCambodia

    I bet the Wonkette Toddler could speak more articulately than the Emperor. Probably already has a larger vocabulary.

    • Even after consuming the Corona pictured above

      • HolidayinCambodia

        And my Kosher Kush / 818 Headband infused matzo ball soup.

        “But that would be wrong.”

    • From Russia with Love

      It’s difficult to find eloquence like this in the wild:

      “How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process.”

      Not just sacred mind you, but “very sacred.”

      • eggsacklywright

        I guess he thinks some things are sacreder than others.

        • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

          And those little Jesus crackers are the sacredest.

          • HolidayinCambodia

            As if he would have the first idea what those are about.

          • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

            Snack time? I only get one? Sad

          • Liberoid Ron

            They don’t let you finish off the wine in the cup either. But you need it cuz those crackers are so dry.

        • From Russia with Love

          Your explanation is sufficient enough.

  • Apparently he’s trying to walk back the “We apologized to Britain” story, and I’m sure that’s going to go over well in Britain. I guess that’s to distract from the mess that Tillerson has made over in Korea and China.

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      An interesting twist in the media universe… https://t.co/ipFXAhwWie— Taylor Vinson (@TVinsonTV) March 18, 2017

    • From Russia with Love

      GOP hires a bunch of rank amateurs and thinks they are doing just fine. Fuck me, these guys can’t go six hours without fucking something up.

      • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

        I’m beginning to suspect that all these fucktussles are not the result of incompetence or ignorance.

        • Tacoclamgenda

          I’ve worked wondered that too. No matter, either way we’re screwed.

        • When your job interviews consist of being handed a stick of gum, being asked to chew it while walking, and you fail if you can do it, it’s going to give you what we have now.

  • lucidamente

    Did Donna Rose share her Corona 24-pack with the dog?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      They are clearly fast friends. Together they bury the bodies where Mom and Dad will never find them.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    that asshole Republican Trump supporter who strobed Kurt Eichenwald? The FBI got him, and he’s a Bernbro troll.

    • Good. Don’t even need a grumpy cat for that one

    • Martini Ambassador

      What the absolute fuck. I love how these assholes claim to be morally superior while managing to be the lowest, most vile forms of humanity.

      • From Russia with Love

        You’ve got a fine head of steam up today. I like that!

        • Martini Ambassador

          Here’s the thing. I bought a bottle of milk yesterday with the intention of making a nice Saturday morning cappuccino. But damn if the milk refused to work up the nice frothy foam in my milk frother today. Sometimes milk is just unreliable. And so, I had to have coffee with simply warm but not frothy milk. It was disappointing. Now I’m taking my first world frustrations out on the rest of you today. DEAL WITH EEEEEETTTT!

          • From Russia with Love

            Get that boxed milk from Denmark. It lasts like six months if you don’t open it, and when you do, it always froths. Even the 1.5% fat kind.

            Kitchen tips from your favorite fighter jockey.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Shit, you changed your nym again. And here I’ve been wondering where you were, and thinking, “who’s this new ‘From Russia With Love’ asshole?”

          • From Russia with Love

            Oh yeah? They said that about Wayne Gacy too. You don’t call people like us nym changers.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            So, what’s up with that? You trying to stay one step ahead of The Man?

          • From Russia with Love

            Hoping to get a cabinet post in the new administration. Every other idiot has one…

          • theCryptofishist

            I read that as “Hoping to get a cabaret post…”

          • Msgr_MΩment

            Have you tried cat milk?

          • Martini Ambassador

            Damn cats won’t sit still when I try to milk them. Jerks.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            See you in the ER

          • Persistent Demme

            Believe it or not, I worked at a French restaurant that used skim milk to get reliable results for a cappuccino.
            (But, blech! I use flat half n’ half in my coffee.)

          • theCryptofishist

            I love milk foam.

    • Nockular cavity

      *Claims* to have been a Bernie voter, is a registered Republican. I would take his claims with a grain of salt.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I didn’t say he was a Bernie voter. I said he was a bernbro troll. I’m pretty sure most of them didn’t vote for Bernie.

  • Nockular cavity

    Donna Rose already killed the sixpack.

    • Is this the new “video killed the radio star”?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Hoofwanking Bungles cunts.

    • eggsacklywright

      Godawful stuff, but works as a training beer, I guess.

      • magyar of infinite power

        Piss water you will never, ever see an actual Mexican drink

        • ariel_gee_398

          My sister-in-law likes to say she hates beer, except Corona. I tell her the “except Corona” part is redundant.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            When my old college pal was in town, he said he wanted to get together after work for a beer. He ordered a Corona. I was like, “I thought you said you wanted to meet for a beer”.

        • The Witch of Endor

          As a friend of mine who grew up in Texas said…you want your beer to be brewed with the freshest water possible and you don’t get that by using the water that pooled downhill from the north. He drank some Canadian import damn near exclusively

        • Liberoid Ron

          Much the same way Australians don’t drink Fosters.

      • Nockular cavity

        I like the Corona “Familiar,” which only comes in 40 oz. Ironically, it’s the “Extra” stuff which is more available, and which sucks.

        • eggsacklywright

          Haven’t seen the Familiar around. I hadn’t tasted the regular in probly 20 years, and a friend came over with a sixer, so I gave it a try. Almost gagged; tasted like mildewed cardboard.

          • Nockular cavity

            I’ve only seen it in Mexico and occasionally in Texas.

      • Phoenixdoglover

        If you do not want your beer, send it to me c/o 58 East Longitude. It will be consumed.

  • Martini Ambassador

    OT: I’m expecting the US wingnuts to start twattering about how France brought this on themselves for not saying the phrase “radical Islamic terrorists,” but in French. https://www.thelocal.fr/20170318/what-we-know-about-the-paris-orly-airport-attacker

  • memzilla Ω

    Hay guys! Small-dicked Nazi racist troll, “pds the christian view,” downthread, has some thoughts for us!

    • I alreasy flagged a blocked

      • memzilla Ω

        Ich auch!

        • eggsacklywright

          Need some cough syrup?

          • From Russia with Love

            Calamine lotion, maybe?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Aw, don’t martyr poor little Epistler Paul while he tries to proselytute us.

      • Alan

        He’ll just show up as the week’s shit fer brains anyway.

        • Marion in Savannah

          That’s pretty much guaranteed. I wonder how long it will take for The Banhammer Of Loving Correction to descend?

    • Martini Ambassador

      It’s a good bet that anybody claiming “the christian view” is probably not a very good Christian. Jesus would bitchslap the fuck out of that twat.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Jesus would tell him to multiply and be fruitful.
        But not in those words.

        • mfp

          something-something ‘buck off and fly’, yea, verily

    • Mary Sandoras

      LOL, that turd may have followed me here from The Hill.

      • From Russia with Love

        Wash your hands. With soap.

        • Mary Sandoras

          He’s as popular on The Hill as he is here on Wonkette.

          • Martini Ambassador

            I’ve been somewhat amused at the transformation of the commenters over at The Hill. The nutball wingnuts that have always seemed to be there are now getting challenged and slapped down by FED UP people, on both sides of the political spectrum (but more on the left, obviously). It gives me a little hope that people are stepping up and resisting. Although it also makes me SMH that there are still so many delusional Trumpettes that just don’t get it. But they will, they will. Their healthcare, job programs, jobs, etc, etc aren’t going to get any better under the orange vagface.

          • Mary Sandoras

            I like The Hill, but intelligent debate in the comments can be lacking.

          • Martini Ambassador

            To be sure, there are very few places where debate in the comments is at all intelligent. Too bad, because if comments were allowed here, I bet people would have interesting things to say.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            I fear that some will never get it, even while facing the firing squad, awaiting the final, mortal hail of votes.

          • Yr. Gma

            There’s a hard-core bunch of donnie supporters who will go down with him. They are beyond the reach of good sense and common decency.

        • TJ Barke

          And lye.

      • Nockular cavity

        Aww, you have a stalker!

      • The Witch of Endor

        Damn. I guess that means I’m gonna have to bookmark The Hill. I like the smug, holier/smarter than thou racist fundie RWNJs. Especially when they run like the wind when when I quote that Revelations bit to them.

        I swear it’s shut down more trolls, racist threads, and grifters for Jesus than anything I’ve used in the past.

    • Alan

      I think he’s truly insane.

      • Phoenixdoglover

        He is corresponding with Nobel Laureates! I am so jealous.

        • magyar of infinite power

          Stephen Hawking may or may not have read one of my comments on an article once. Does that count?

          • theCryptofishist

            Heck I met Hawking–before he was famous.

        • Persistent Demme

          Yeah, it’s probably one way, and directly into the spam folder.

          Reminds me of how my dread father-in-law corrects the grammar and criticizes the accent of a person he gets at a call center.

  • Martini Ambassador

    Is Wonkette Babby practicing juggling? I hear there’s good money in working with the traveling circus these days.

    • So long as she doesn’t fall in with the mimes

      • Msgr_MΩment

        the clown-faced ones who shall remain nameless?

    • eggsacklywright

      Working up to lion tamer, obvs.

      • Tacoclamgenda

        You must be one to tame one.
        (Ok, yeah, that’s pretty tame, I mean lame.)

      • Liberoid Ron

        Does she have a hat?

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      The real money is in paid, professional protesting. I am told.

      • Martini Ambassador

        Listen, I don’t want to brag or anything, but I just bought a brand new Land Rover Range Rover with my Soros buks. Then I ran Lori over with it. I’m not proud of that, but she was standing in my blind spot.

        • Yr. Gma

          We wondered what had happened to Lori.

        • David Lee

          Still waiting for payment from the women’s march in DC. WTF? The guy’s a deadbeat if you ask me.

  • memzilla Ω
    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Merkel’s mien the entire visit was of someone enduring a particularly invasive medical procedure. Can you imagine spending a whole day with these crude, grifting barbarians?

      • From Russia with Love

        “And Obama tapp-ed both our phones!”
        “Du bist ein fucking laugh riot, Donny.”

        • House0fTheBlueLights

          Du bist ein Trottl, Donny.

      • Tacoclamgenda

        With only a local anesthetic.

      • theCryptofishist

        I bet she’s glad that the grandfather left (was it consolidated yet?) Germany.

    • A correction for Angela – Why is a Failed Handbag Designer at this Meeting?

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Correction to the correction: Why is someone who takes credit for other people’s handbag designs and failed at it at this meeting.

        • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

          Brutal. Honest, but brutal. Hope Lolita has some neosporin handy for that sick burn.

          • eggsacklywright

            Unguents and emoluments also in addition.

      • Persistent Demme

        Why is a shitty, failed real estate developer at that meeting?

    • HolidayinCambodia

      *Failed* hand bag designer. Sad!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Trolling for a date? Worked with Canada.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Corona 24-pack? Damn…I really gotta up my donations. I can’t believe people live this way.

    • proudgrampa

      I know, right? Stella Artois or get outta here..

      • The Witch of Endor

        I admit that I have the same ridiculous curiosity about Stella Artois that I had when Bartles and James was introduced.

        • proudgrampa

          B-b-b-but it’s been brewed since 1366!!! A lot more experienced than Bartles and James!

          Just sayin’.

          • The Witch of Endor

            this is a very good point so I will get 4 or 6 pack of Stella Artois. If I hate it, I know my son-in-law will appreciate it.

      • Kiri the Paid Protestor

        Chimay! CHIMAY!

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          Or Chimay not.

          *I love Chimay*

        • eggsacklywright

          Yum. Yes. And Hoegaarden. Beers of da gods.

    • rebecca

      I think it probably came with teh house.

      We are middle-aged. We treat our wine and beer and bourbon adn gin real nice.

      • Martini Ambassador

        I hear ya. My days of drinking mass quantities and then getting up after 2 hours of sleep hangover-free to be a productive office worker are loooooong gone. On the plus side, I can typically remember my evenings with more clarity and less embarrassment these days.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        “The Corona is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!1!!”

      • Liberoid Ron

        Wow. I’ve never bought a house that already had beer in it. I’ve always had to supply my own.

    • David Lee

      I always say, the expensive stuff is more cost effective. Two bottles of Troeg’s Trippel Abbey and you are DONE for the night!

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    “There is no problem w/ Gernany president Angela & me. She looks at me with same friendly, happy expression as Melania.” #DeletedTrumpTweets

  • Persistent Demme

    What a lovely way to start the day!
    Good Queen Donna Rose and the lab butt are very Downton Abbey.

    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      #BlackLabsMatter

  • proudgrampa

    A good look at Trump’s anti-budget:

    https://youtu.be/A3h5kcNHVxA

    • Juan de Fuca

      Remember back in the idyllic days of five months ago when one of the biggest complaints from wingnuts about Obama was how he didn’t do enough to decrease our national debt?

      How that hope and change working out for you, GOP? Ha! We’re fucked.

      • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

        Like a Fayateville hooker on the first and the fifteenth of the month.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    So Metallica is in Masterdam in September. Worth buying tickets? I haven’t heard must of them lately.

    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      I imagine it would still be a good show, regardless, but price would be a factor as well.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Would Robyn like it? (Yes I am continuing with last open thread.)

    • Mr. Blobfish

      A buddy of mine saw them recently in a theater-sized space. Said they still got it.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        They will perform in the Netherlands in a 15.000 plus arena. Will see what the ticket price will be.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Seeing that documentary about them kind of killed the buzz for me. I can’t believe they released that.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I’m off to a Democratic club meeting in a little while. I’ve been warned that there could be BoB-types there, and I’ve already seen someone wearing a “Bernie really won” T-shirt. I guess my mantra of the day is going to be “Remember who the real enemy is FFS.”

    • Left Coast Tom

      The Popular Front of Judea?

      • magyar of infinite power

        Judean People’s Front!!!!

        • Kiri the Paid Protestor

          Whatever happened to the Popular Front?

          • Royal Ugly Dude

            He’s over there

          • Kiri the Paid Protestor

            SPLITTER!!

        • Mr. Blobfish

          Splitter

    • Persistent Demme

      Is Bernie a Democrat now?

    • Tacoclamgenda

      Bernie won, Trump won, Hillary won. Wow, he was right, so much winning. Must be why were so worn out already.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      That’s a pretty big major statement on their part about what they thought Bernie was fighting for.

      • RobKanC

        He was fighting for revolution. Now we have revolution in which all major progress of the last 100 years are slowly being dismantled. #winning #tiger-blood

        • Carpe Vagenda

          I’m pretty sure he officially disavowed the Sarandon wing during the general. If that wasn’t sincere (I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt that he thought she had the votes to survive the whole blast emailing his list the week of the election to tie Clinton to DAPL thing) they might want to be a little careful about announcing it. His victory lap after the election met with a response that shut him down real quick. I don’t think he wants to own this.

          There are a subset of them who have set up housekeeping with Cenk, but I’m thinking very few of the actual voters gaf about his glorious revolution, and they’re competing with Bernie’s own PAC, so I’m pretty sure there’s a limit to how much he wants to be part of that. Keith Ellison has already told them to back off.

          • RobKanC

            I will forgive him eventually. But his continued campaigning even after he had lost the primary and riling up his base to somehow flip the primary results seriously pissed me off.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            I don’t disagree. I just want him to be sufficiently aware of how genuinely unpopular that sort of behavior was with people who actually vote that he avoids it in public.

    • RobKanC

      I do not condone violence but a slap and spit in the face of whomever wearing that t-shirt would absolutely be A-Ok.

  • Truck Fump
    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      Sooo funny. The second time I read it as “dubya dubya eye eye” and it made me laugh even harder.

    • PubOption

      Note also, it’s a Canadian breed, so could have been in the fight before the Boston Terriers and Blue Tick Hounds.

      • therblig

        as a liberal with tourettes syndrome, i should probably consider getting a blue tic hound.

    • That’s ‘Alsatian’ to you, son.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Me and da missus are off to meet Dreamy Cory Booker at his office in Newark.

    • Martini Ambassador

      Yowza! Pinch his bottom for me. Or maybe not. I suppose that sort of thing could get a person into trouble.

    • Tacoclamgenda

      Tell him we all say, hey!

    • TJ Barke

      Tell him to be less of a pharma whore. Apart from that he’s mostly okay.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        I believe it’s pronounced “hoor” in Jersey.

        • TJ Barke

          Irrelevant.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Hoowah.

    • HolidayinCambodia

      Ask him how Hawthorne Avenue is looking these days! My grandfather’s candy store was on Hawthorne Avenue, from the ’40’s to the 60’s.

      • therblig

        cool. my dad’s parents lived in an apartment building at 803 Broadway until the early 70’s.

        • HolidayinCambodia

          That was time to get out. Well, a few years late.

          • therblig

            what i remember from my childhood was just how wide the street was. and the garbage chute – that seemed pretty cool.

  • Relativicus

    Has anyone noticed the meaning of “The Swamp” has gone from “moneyed interests in government” to “the government itself”?

    • Phoenixdoglover

      Draining the swamp, and building the country has morphed into building the swamp and draining the country.

      Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Same same.

      • Kiri the Paid Protestor

        “They said I was DAFT to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same!”

        • Phoenixdoglover

          “And so castles made of sand, fall in the sea, eventually.”

    • Nockular cavity

      YES.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Well the less government we have, the more liberty! That we keep using our liberty to oppress browns is really beside the point.

    • DainBramage

      tRump had to drain the swamp to find the biggest leeches for his gov’mint jerbs.

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      My favorite comment about draining the swamp was “swamps are amazing colorful places and full of life. When you drain a swamp, it becomes a mudpit”

  • Nephilim
    • Ωbjectifier

      “No one is united, and all things are untied.”
      – X

  • Mr. Blobfish

    This is the only German I know: https://goo.gl/images/e8QQtf

  • boredcatlady

    Sooooooo….what’s this newsletter doohickey you keep talking about? Is that where all the dick jokes are?

  • kareemachan

    Oooooh, Wonkette babby isn’t a babby any more.

    But still CUTE!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Is she dating yet?
      Asking for a grandnephew.

  • Nick Scroggs

    Ana article I saw on the New York Times website this morning, just so, taking a good idea, and just taking it to to stupid extremes, or something. Posting it here since the comments section is closed, how did they fall like this, getting conservative think tank guys to say “just let go of the tree and you’ll be happier”? https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/17/opinion/depressed-by-politics-just-let-go.html?_r=0

    • mancityRed6

      ignorance is bliss
      if you don’t know what’s actually happening in the world around you (or that there is a world around you), you have a much simpler lifestyle

      • MizzMazz

        Until it affects you. Then you’re looking around wondering where your clothes went. I’m sure the guy writing this piece has enough food, a roof over his head and decent medical insurance.

        • Nick Scroggs

          He’s head of the American Enterprise Institute.

          • Lord Jim

            I read one of their articles about seven (I think) ways market solutions could fix healthcare. Near as I could tell, they all amounted to “relax regulations and let private enterprise have a go and somehow, it’ll all work out better (probably)”. In other words, standard AEI fare.

        • mancityRed6

          I live around people who voted Brownback back into the mansion in Topeka because he told them to just give his tax plan just a little more time.

    • Nockular cavity

      I like the part where he says, “Of course, if you’re in the middle of getting fucking deported or jailed, politics might actually be affecting you.” Gee, ya think?

    • Pinkham’s Law

      But he’s not saying to ignore politics.

      So what is the solution? First, find a way to bring politics more into
      your sphere of influence so it no longer qualifies as an external locus
      of control. Simply clicking through angry political Facebook posts by
      people with whom you already agree will most likely worsen your mood and
      help no one. Instead, get involved in a tangible way — volunteering,
      donating money or even running for office. This transforms you from
      victim of political circumstance to problem solver.

      That seems like some damn good advice, if you ask me.

  • Chadwells

    Sec. of State saying “I’m not a big media access person”…unfortunately that is part of the job, you fucking diseased dick hillbilly.

    • TJ Barke

      Hillbilly libel?

      • Chadwells

        Diseased dick libel too…

    • vivian

      “I don’t really like talking to people. Or dealing with their problems. Or flying.”

    • I’m just here because as CEO of Exxon, I already know exactly who to bribe all over the world. I’m not a traditional “Secretary of State” so stop asking me stupid questions.

      • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend

        Don’t want to talk to North Korea? No problem. We’ll just put nuclear annihilation on the table.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
  • Ghenghis McCann

    And when you thought twitter trolls couldn’t get any worse:

    US man held for sending flashing tweet to epileptic writer

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39315393

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      On the plus side, police can track/find trolls when they can be shifted off their asses to do it.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Probably in this case they thought flashing involved someone exposing himself.

    • The Wanderer

      That troll’s the kind of fellow who’d cheat at chess and sell his own mother to a Port Said pimp.

      Cast-iron votes are needed.

  • mancityRed6

    so the ex will be here soon.
    the apartment is as clean or cleaner than when I moved in
    so why the fuck am I so nervous?

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Because it’s always difficult in a way. It’s been two years since our divorce and we communicate easily over the phone and whatsapp but every time we meet to “hand over” our son there is this strange tension in the air.

      • mancityRed6

        I left the dogs with her. No real visitation.
        Although I am talking in emails with my first ex from 10 years ago, it’s only been 6 months since I left the house.

    • TJ Barke

      Because fuck exes!

    • PubOption

      Afraid of being reUnited?

      • mancityRed6

        not at all. it’s just…she will know where I live now…and she’s the second person I’ve ever invited into the place.

        • Alan

          If you’re concerned that she’ll know where you live this might not have been a good idea in the first place.

          • mancityRed6

            taxes have to be filed and she was gonna be in KC in the first place….yeah, not my first choice

      • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

        ISWYDT,

    • Just brag about your Canadian girlfriend/greecard ticket

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Hey, Pickwick’s Canadian, right?
        Just sayin’.

  • David Lee

    I will not have donations extorted from me by your clever ploy of posting pictures of Donna Rose! I am wise to you!

    PS: Just donated $50. Buy DR something nice.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      That should cover a couple of six-packs.

      • David Lee

        Gotta start ’em early with the good stuff. None of that Lite Beer crap.

  • Mary Sandoras

    Engineer Creates Sex Robot That Needs To Be Romanced First

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ai-sex-doll-human-touch-sergi-santos_us_58cc0db7e4b00705db4f1d3a?section=us_weird-news

    So what happens if you don’t say the romantic things she needs to hear? Doe’s her AI hoohah not allow any input?

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Something tells me that people who are in the market for sex robots may not want a sex robot that refuses to put out.

      • Jamoche

        And I want them to have that kind of bot. Takes them out of the gene pool and the dating pool.

    • MizzMazz

      Heh, I remember a story from a few years back about this man who created an AI/robot girlfriend…and she broke up with him! Didn’t like his porn-viewing habits.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      This is why we can’t let women be engineers!
      /snark.No.Really.

      • Mary Sandoras

        Yeah, I thought the whole idea of a sex bot was being able tp skip past all the formalities.

    • vivian

      Yeah, but how does she feel about the red pill?

    • Roosh V will be buying one instanta

      • Shanzgood

        He’ll have to borrow the $5k from his mom, though.

        • Liberoid Ron

          She’ll prolly pay for it just because she’s tired of washing his crusty socks.

    • therblig

      foreplay or fortran?

      • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

        If it involves fortan and I have to pay for, I would rather just tend to the matter by hand.

      • Doug Langley

        I C what you did there.

      • Lord Jim

        Your BASIC romance.

        • Querolous

          Some assembly required.

    • Alan

      Giving engineers a bad reputation.

      • Shanzgood

        And women.

        • Alan

          She’s the victim here.

          • Shanzgood

            Ick, I read it and it’s worse than I thought. Put X behavior/words in and sex will come out of the candy machine.

          • therblig

            avoid the following unless you want putin to listen in:

            Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Freight Car

          • Alan

            No good without the pictures.

    • Doug Langley

      And so nerds continue their reputation as getting even with everyone who was mean to them in high school.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        by fighting to put the guys who beat them up in high school in charge of their future educational opportunities. And the Cory Lewandowskis of this world who peaked in HS until they were hired to eggwrangle laugh and laugh and laugh.

    • Tiny kaiju

      Why don’t they make these things for women folks? The only thing you need to get a man in the mood is taking the remote away and put your hand on his crotch.
      https://youtu.be/YAnyYTjjhJ0

      • Alan

        Seriously? Around here it’s bending over in the other room.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        Dave Barry’s famous saying” Worrying about how to please a man in bed is like preparing a French gourmet meal for a Labrador Retreiver”

    • Tallmutha

      Her speech reminds me of “Kathy McGinty”:

      https://youtu.be/MGvNJl_LQ7Y

    • nightmoth

      and names it “Melania?” Too soon?

    • Zyxomma

      Ed Sheeran? Yeccchh.

    • Querolous

      Vagina dentata.

  • Bill D. Burger

    “He did so wire tap me! Did so….did so….did so….”

    http://i.imgur.com/zz1MZV5.gif

  • Carpe Vagenda

    The best part of this is that Trump is going back on Fox to talk to Jesse Watters, presumably about lollarious racial stereotypes they have loved. He really is that uncle you hide from on Thanksgiving.

    https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/843125972467683328

  • Bill D. Burger
    • therblig

      that’s a good way to get ass herpes

    • Tiny kaiju

      Excellent photo shopping skills, but I threw up a little.

    • eyelashviper

      this is a keeper, and needs to be plastered everywhere..on my way!

  • Mike

    No fair using the cute kid…now I have to pay pal ya $10…

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    The EU just got harder for Americans to visit. Here’s why this EU citizen thinks it’s a good thing.

    I have to fill out a form on the US embassy website, accompanied by a photo with specific quality and dimensions. I have to schedule an appointment at the US Embassy (I either have to fly home to Bulgaria, or go to Madrid, since I now live in Spain). I have to pay a fee of $160, nonrefundable. I have to show up for an in-person interview, but it doesn’t end there.

    • Tiny kaiju

      Well, there goes our planned trip to Scotland. I hope continues to stay out of the EU.

      • ariel_gee_398

        The visa waiver program hasn’t been rescinded yet and might not – the EU can still stop it.
        “The EU’s executive branch can still stop this process from moving forward, and it is unclear whether the measure will be implemented.”
        http://www.travelandleisure.com/travel-tips/travel-warnings/european-union-america-passport-visa-restrictions-poll

        • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

          I don’t blame them.Might screw up our Paris trip though.

          • ariel_gee_398

            It shouldn’t prevent US travelers from entering the EU, they’ll just have to pay a fee when entering the country. (Sort of like we collect from EU citizens who are required to get a travel authorization (ESTA) and pay a fee when they’re coming over here.)

        • Tiny kaiju

          I really wouldn’t blame them if they went through with it. Although I wonder if business travelers get a waiver if they can prove they are doing business things abroad.

          • ariel_gee_398

            Except if it depresses tourism, that’s bad for a lot of EU countries. If they can do it in a way that doesn’t depress tourism and brings in some extra case (through visa fees), I would guess they’ll go through with it.

    • DahBoner

      I’m sorry, but this person sounds like an entitled snowflake. Born in Bulgaria, rich enough to go to school in America and now lives in Spain and complaining that they have to go to the capital city (Madrid) to do business?

      Honey, every Third World country you have to go to the capital city to do business. You should get out more and stop pretending you are educated. 😀

  • via the Rude One – Portrait of a Man with a Splinter Up His Ass
    https://twitter.com/rudepundit/status/843129740001185796

    • Chadwells

      His head is freakishly tiny.

      • therblig

        appropriate to the payload it protects

    • UnsaltedSinner
      • Tiny kaiju

        Love this. I have to start watching Veep again.

  • Chadwells

    Few words can describe the depths of my hate for this ignorant fucker. This is a guy that needs to be got.

    “‘Trump Sheriff’ Threatens Mayor, Scorns Him For Getting His A** Kicked Aiding Woman”

    http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_58cc9ae5e4b00705db4fc53f

    • Alan

      Apparently there’s money in being a completely ignorant lunatic. That’s all I can figure.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      That motherfucker is unfit to serve the public in any role except lavatory maintenance.

  • Martini Ambassador
    • Villago Delenda Est

      What should have happened.

      • Snopes Shop

        What did happen, in alternate universe I suddenly believe in.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      ps this is the BEST twitterfeed, highly recommend following it. Hilarious! Gets some insane trolls, too, such assholes.

  • Rick Hill
  • Lefty Wright

    The amazing thing about Hillary’s health care plan is that it has been out there for over a year for everybody to look at. Along with policies on mental health care, LGBT rights, education, improving life in rural communities, manufacturing and lots of topics. And she proposed specific actions, not just build a wall and Make America Great Again with My Great Deals™. But the news media found them too boring to discuss. Because we all know when it comes to ratings, a room full of assholes screaming Lock Her Up wins over policy analysis every time.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      That truly is sad.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      But her emails!

    • Tiny kaiju

      This feelings are better than thinking thing is very over-rated.

    • David Lee

      But…EMAILS!!!lll Benghazi-gate-Ben-mail-e-server-Ghazi-mails!!!!lll Biggest scandal evah!!!lll
      If only her server had been used for something honest, like communicating with a Russian bank, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

      • Snopes Shop

        I’m more mad about the “PAID SPEECHES” bullshit than the Benghazi bullshit. Benghazi was a horrible tragedy, but getting Trump as a result of demonizing a lady being making money…..

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Our Villager media is about infotainment, not informing. Because actually looking at the details is boring next to Captain America beating the ever lovin’ poo out of some Nazi. Which means people change the channel from the Al Gore Channel to the Chris Evans Kicks Ass Channel, and take their precious rating points with them which means advertising swag which is the only thing that is important, ever.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      You’re assuming that our Villager ‘journalists’ didn’t prefer this outcome. The NYT had a formal agreement with Steve Bannon to inject what their own paper acknowledged were completely debunked Clinton Cash conspiracy theories into the election cycle.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      And she was brilliant, extraordinarily qualified, experience, respected worldwide, thoughtful and kind. But “shrill.” So shrill. And shouty. Look how shouty. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e0e1653fef12dc98cfa4d5ab217bf8d605a0ea0222551e1c5ea1ad5596daf804.jpg

      • Sister the Resister

        Pantsuit Sisters. *sigh*

      • Liberoid Ron

        What’s that look on her face? Oh, right, a smile. Remember when Presidents smiled? And laughed?

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          And were, you know, normal?

          • Liberoid Ron

            It was a Golden Age, wasn’t it?

      • artem1s

        Hillary and Angela were just like peas and carrots again! *weeps quietly for what might have been*

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Nasty woman!

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          Oh, God, I forgot that. That fucking fucker shit fucker. That’s what he was dying to say to Angela, too. I almost wish he had tried it. Just to see her reaction. Oh my God.

  • eggsacklywright

    Toddler: one who toddles. Toddling is not easy. Press on, DR.

    • Liberoid Ron

      It’s especially difficult when you’ve got a skinful of Corona.

  • nightmoth

    While doing house chores I’m listening to a favorite online radio station. They’re doing their “Over The Mountain” show, which is old school bluegrass and folk. This morning all the songs are about being poor and starving: “Can’t sell my cotton or my corn, can’t feed my babies when they’re born.” This station is situated in one of the Trumpiest of Trump counties in western North Carolina. Irony—how does that work?

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      I listen to WNCW all the time too and I live in New York state. Thanks Al Gore for the internet.

      • nightmoth

        Hi!! (waving at you from northeast Georgia)

      • Begin Anew Day

        That’s SAINT AL GORE!

  • DahBoner

    Mobbed up KGB Agent tells Merkel it would be a shame if anything happened to her pretzel stand…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/143d70c223b1d84cfcf76bbd90112ebe40985ef7f7eec8223a0db04663a4ed44.png
    Oh you’re a Weizenheimer, see?

    • Duke

      Donnie Douchebag blunders again!
      Unless his real goal is destroy NATO. Who would that benefit?

      • theCryptofishist

        Count Fosco?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Donny is a good puppet. He doesn’t ask any embarrassing questions like that.

      • DahBoner

        His girlfriend Pooty (speak slowly and clearly into his wife’s necklace) 😁

    • Liberoid Ron

      ‘Nice country you got here, squire. Be a shame if somebody set… FIRE to it.’

  • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

    Donna Rose drinks Corona in her sandbox?

    • theCryptofishist

      Start them young. But I can’t approve of the lagerness of it all.

      • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

        oh, H-ale no!

        • theCryptofishist

          I’m re-portering you for profanity.

          • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

            No one else joining in? That’s Plzen me off!

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            Don’t cause such a brewhaha.

    • kareemachan

      She must have a pretty stout constitution…

    • Ill-Advised

      I dropped in to gin things up, but seems if you’ve got this covered.

  • Duke

    In breaking news:

    Wonkababby is growing up too fast.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      What is it that’s supposed to stunt growth, according to those old wives? Coffee? Tea? Single malt? Rice pudding?

      • epazote

        Cigarettes and black coffee ?

      • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

        Corona. I keep posting she should be getting better beer than Corona.

      • kareemachan

        Gin, according to Dickens.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      She was a toddler just a few months ago, and now she looks like a little girl. Sniffle…soon she’ll be off to college, promising to call us.

      • Duke

        And only to ask for money.

    • Snopes Shop

      Really? I can’t wait for her to start posting!

  • Chadwells

    NCAA diversity commercial that says something like “sports doesn’t have genders…it has athletes”

    My question is, what about men’s and women’s divisions? Pretty sure they have genders…idiots. Ruined the idea by being dumb. Just this man’s opinion.

    • Duke

      I’m pretty sure the heads of the NCAA would rather not deal with all that Title 9 nonsense.

  • Zyxomma

    Yay! The colonoscopy yesterday was perfect. So was the Women’s Herstory service at the Shul of New York. A little bit of sunshine amid all the gloom.

    • Sister the Resister

      Congrads on the colonoscopy – I was a little freaked about getting one, and then it was no big deal. The worst part was drinking the cleanser stuff (tasted like Crystal Lite, which I hate), and I hadn’t fasted for many years, so that was a little discombobulating. But otherwise, a no-big-deal experience.

      And I keep talking about it when the subject comes up, because I think people avoid them out of fear and grossed out-ness (poop!), when actually it’s not gross, or a hassle, other than being woozy afterwards and having to take the time to do it at all.

      And thanks, Obamacare! My procedure was completely covered, other than $11 for the Crystal-Lite-flavor stuff, where it would have otherwise cost upwards of a thousand bucks or more, something I certainly wouldn’t have done out of pocket.

      • Zyxomma

        You obviously took a different brand of cleanse. Mine was generic Miralax and generic Dulcolax. I wouldn’t drink Gatorade if I were paid to do so, so I mixed it with coconut water (plenty of electrolytes). I hadn’t taken a laxative of any kind since the 1970s, so taking two different types while fasting was weird, but no big.

    • ohpaleasegivemeabreak

      Many congrats. I called the nurse in my doc’s office yesterday to have them have one of the DNA kits sent to me to find out if I have the propensity for that cancer in my DNA.

      He wanted me to go ahead with the colonoscopy and I said “Why? Why go thru it when this is available and might say -“nothing to see here – have a nice day'”

      • Zyxomma

        I had no fear of colon cancer. It’s very rare in vegans, and I’ve been one for more than half my life, and it doesn’t run in the family. I just wanted to get everything done while I have Medicaid and health insurance.

  • calliecallie

    Donna Rose gets a case of Corona for the sandbox? That’s a great idea.

    • Beowoof14

      Well Trump is president, so there is probably a need to qualm both night and day terrors.

    • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

      I posted a little further up that DR deserves MUCH better beer than that.

      • Begin Anew Day

        It’s the BOX that counts.

        Always.

      • ohpaleasegivemeabreak

        I suggested 30 year old scotch and I hate scotch but Coronas? Ick.

        Oh wait – I hate beer too.

        Never mind.

    • ohpaleasegivemeabreak

      Why else do you think she looks like she is about to fall over in that pic. She had way too much fun but ICKKY beer. Where is the empty bottle of 30 year old Scotch?

      OH wait. Donna Rose could go to a private school for 2-3 years for the cost of one of those.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    If I had all those gorgeous snowcapped mountains on my horizon, I’d be sipping a Corona in my sandbox, too.

  • VirginiaLady

    Seeing the cute lil wonklette and knowing Betsy Devile is in charge of education is why I donate moniez I don’t have. I don’t want to see her soul crushed or her lights ever dim.

  • Martini Ambassador

    If you have some time for reading and getting pissed off about wackadoodle but wealthy ideologues writing the narrative for our crazy-ass Executive branch, I recommend these articles. It’s a lot of reading, but interesting:
    https://twitter.com/justinhendrix/status/843148522836938752

    • Zyxomma

      I shouldn’t have read the pieces on the Mercers. I ate too recently, and now feel queasy.

    • sadboy

      Filled with boiling rage when I found out Pat Caddell was working for the Mercers and helping Trump. He’s even buddies with Bannon. Sure has fallen a long way, the treacherous prick.

  • in the name of the moon

    I’ve been replaying that old pc game Pharaoh w Cleopatra expansion from good old games, and i noticed Cleopatra looks like Melon and i can’t unsee it. Halp me pl0x Also the lil boats sometimes say “i love the art of the deal, i can’t wait to trade my supplies”and I can’t get away from Marmalade Hitler no matter what I do

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb6f533549c58cf6eb18ec9d5f87307798c672b98d06a5dbc6cc4a730034df21.jpg

    • Foocatchoo

      Does she also have a PENIS?

      • GodEmperorCaptainHowdy

        You seem to be trying to promote the notion that Mangina has a penis. This is most intriguing. Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

        • Foocatchoo

          Why, yes I do… it is a quarterly illustrated newsletter called “Chicks With Dicks or Guys With Tits”

    • Sister the Resister

      See? This is why I do not “Game.”

      • in the name of the moon

        it’s like he got to them 20 yrs ago just to make my life even shittier now. like he’s a time traveling reptilian shapeshifter! Or something.

    • ohpaleasegivemeabreak

      Eyes not squinty enough and not nearly big enough cheek implants.

  • Come here a minute

    That’s a nice job of juggling for someone who has just finished a case of Corona.

  • DerpyGurdyMan

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    • Villago Delenda Est

      My name is Bluth, and this is what I am!

    • Begin Anew Day

      A donnie voter with second thoughts?

      Seems like a contradiction in terms.

      • GodEmperorCaptainHowdy

        It implies there would be first thoughts.

      • mardam422

        Are you referencing the obvious inability to have a second thought when you haven’t had a first one?

  • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

    Please tell me you don’t let DR drink Corona! So many good breweries in MT, she should be exposed to the good stuff.
    Also, too, she might be a little underweight for more than half a beer. Not that I’m an expert or anything…

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    Poor DR. Its tough carrying your groceries home after a 12 of Coronas. I know from personal experience. Nice coat though.

    • GodEmperorCaptainHowdy

      You’re not supposed to drink them in the checkout. Not all of them, anyway.

  • tapp_my_wire,please
  • OrdinaryJoe

    Seventy years after WWII Germany is a thriving democracy led by a female Chancellor, Europe looks to Germany for leadership against the predatory fascist government in Russia run by a maniacal despot and its puppet Nazi government led by a semi-psychotic nut job in the US. I can make no sense of how we got to this place.

    • GodEmperorCaptainHowdy

      Morans getting het up about people using the bathroom.

    • Red Bellied Black Shake

      That’s because someone fucked with the Large Heddron Collider, pushed us into an alternate dimension where things didn’t work quite the way they should have.

      Welcome to the Universe. The new one I mean.

      • pstockholm

        This seems to be the likeliest explanation.

        • Red Bellied Black Shake

          Which proves my point. We are all mad as hatters.

  • Begin Anew Day

    A sandbox with a beer box for Donna Rose?

    Ahhhh, the nostalgia! It takes me back to when I had to hide from my family by hiding in a box with a comic book.

    Memories!

  • Begin Anew Day

    The looks that on Angela Merkel’s face is exactly the look when someone else in the room has just cut the cheese in the style of old men the world over.

    {Her thoughts as that face tells the story}

    “Really? You pass gas here? Really? You wait to start a press conference and you fart? Really? You have NO self control? Really? And you are lecturing ME? Really?”

    • Nounverb911

      Didn’t she have that same look when W gave her a back rub that one time?

      • Begin Anew Day

        She did. But the truth was that GW was actually holding her still while HE cut loose with a hot wind laced with Green Chile from TX.When she tried to create some space GW held her fast and asked “Where ya going Angie? The parties right here!” Strictly fourth grade.

        • Nounverb911

          So 3 grades higher than trump?

          • Begin Anew Day

            Donnie in school? LOL!

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Like the rest of us, Merkel is now thinking “you know, I really do miss him, now.”

      • Weevie

        Looked for a second like she was trying to run away.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      They, the Merkel glances, hit my like my grandma’s used to. I instantly felt shame and wanted to beg her forgiveness for being a little heathen in her house.

  • Shibusa
    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      The important thing to remember here is that the country is broke, and Meals on Wheels is a frivolous expenditure.

      • Red Bellied Black Shake

        I don’t think I’ve ever heard trump use the word frivolous, even if he knew what it meant, I doubt he could pronounce it, bad! Is more his style, eg: wheel is bad!

    • Weevie

      Does he own anything that isn’t just plain gross? If he gave me that place, I’d sell it immediately without ever moving in. Or refuse to take it, not sure. No taste!

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      “Let them eat tacos”….

  • OrdinaryJoe

    JoeDaughter called last night as she was getting ready to leave work at her do gooder left advocacy org and said: “Pop, this was a brutal day, I could use a tall cold Corona.” So I said come on over. Then I ran to the taco truck for half a dozen tacos and some nachos and over to the local liquor store for beer. Once she got here we ate good food, drink a beer or two and talked rebellion. Good night and new memories of me and the kid!

    • Bitter Scribe

      You’re a good daddy.

  • AJ Milne

    Seriously, I’d almost forgotten the weird Bannon/hot tub/WTF story…

    It’s like there’s just too much weird around this whole thing. You need a robust filing system, or you start to lose things.

    (Also, too, I’m reminded of a beautifully deadpan Nick Cage line, from the otherwise forgettable/regrettable Con Air: ‘On any other day, that would seem strange.’)

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Oh, sweet Jesus, I was just thinking that the other day! We’re sixty days in, and I’ve FORGOTTEN half of the craziness. How are we going to live through 46 more months of this lunacy?

      • AJ Milne

        Not sure if it’s a rhetorical question. Apologies if I wasn’t supposed to answer…

        But I’ve been reading a lot.

        I tend to anyway. But more still. History, mostly.

        Awful things. Violent things. Genocides, wars begun on pretexts. Dictators, fascist agitators, demagogues, cult leaders…

        Awful warnings, mostly. But though you might imagine it would just be nightmare fuel, I think it keeps me a little more sane just making the effort to put it all in context, find parallels, try to understand better. To be able to say: it’s not the first time. Probably won’t be the last. Let’s try to make it something less disastrous than the worst. Let’s try to see things coming. And let’s learn from this, at least.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          I just don’t think this is going to end well.

          • AJ Milne

            I’ve been trying to come up with something both true (non-vapid-bromide) and reassuring to say…

            All I got right now is: every nation has divisions that can be exploited like this; what has happened has happened before; it sometimes ends as much as in regret as disaster, and I’ll take that not so much as ending well, as ending better than it might. Demagogues come and go; the least of them are merely venal, corrupt, and shitty, divisive administrators who play whichever favourite will keep them in power; citizens suffer for this, but destructive measures can be rolled back, if the institutions survive, if there is organized, determined opposition, and a structure in which they can still realistically work. And the US political institutions, idiosyncratic as they are, clearly do put some brakes on would-be strongmen… That’s part of what’s so rattling, watching this from just without: not knowing, wondering how well traditions of separation of powers and checks and balances rarely stressed so heavily are going to work, here.

            The broader story, this frustration with ‘globalism’ as a very confused, multifaceted thing, it’s harder to wrap up in anything I can draw parallels with. It could go a lot of directions, sure, harder to predict…

            It really does seem though, in the broadest context: this _is_, among other things, an attempted resurgence of old authoritarianisms, for all its 21st century networked world trappings. It’s dangerous, absolutely. I really would rather live in less interesting times, and be more hopeful I might leave the same to my children…

            The other thing about that, though, with regard to the US specifically: the US really _is_ a nation of immigrants, and I’ve some hope this will help. The more naked it gets, the more blatant the hand of those playing by these same vicious old formulae, the more I hope enough collective wisdom of those who’ve experienced–and those who’ve descended recently–from those who _have_ experienced various miserable little tinpot regimes and strutting, medal-encrusted murderers will help the citizenry see the dangers, here.

            Not saying that’s a huge hope. Bit of a straw, even, maybe. But still something.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            I appreciate your words of wisdom. What bothers me is that half the country seems to WANT an authoritarian theocracy. They claim to be patriots, but they don’t seem to understand what that means. They don’t understand the Constitution, they don’t understand separation of church and state, they don’t seem to grasp that they’ve elected a con man. His lies don’t phase them in the slightest.

            Years ago, the rubes would eventually realize they’d been the marks and that they’d been had, but now they’re surrounded by the RWNJ entertainment complex that has them constantly aggrieved, but blaming the wrong people. You’d think they’d get tired of being lied to.

          • Red Bellied Black Shake

            Once his voters start dying, because of the policies he is enacting, then they shall start to rethink their blind ideals to his dictatorial sham of a presidency.

            But a message of hope, for it takes something like this it seems, for good people to wake up and fight the scourge of tyranny.

            Already I read about a nation of free thinkers starting up Information Booths, around campfires, in lounge rooms, kitchens, bars and everywhere. Freely sharing information about constitutional law, methods to fight the current Regime. Also others to share philosophical ideas and methods for ensuring the next election is not headed by the same or a different despot.

            So do not despair American, join your brethren in making a better country for yourselves and for your children 👶

            Or even start your own gatherings of likeminded people whose lives will be affected by the current government, join protest groups, make signs, whatever you all can do. Do not do nothing, as that is what they want you to do, do not fear them, as fear is their coin in trade.

            A bit of final advice from down under, 🇦🇺 take care of your poor and those of bad health, volunteer at Meals on Wheels, help out at old folks homes, check on your elderly neibours.

            Keep the faith, first you work to better your country, then we can all work towards making a better world. 🌎

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            I hope something good comes out of the Trump presidency, because so far all I’ve seen is a big shit sandwich.

          • Red Bellied Black Shake

            There is some laughs Vagenda, that’s all you can really do to cope I guess.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            Also, too, writing something reassuring was a kind thing to do, and also very nicely written. I thank you for that!

      • The Flaming Carrot

        46 months, heh. The Trumpettes think he’s going to be in office for 30 years. Don’t ask me what that is in months. They don’t teach the metric system in Indiana.

    • Red Bellied Black Shake

      Put the bunny back in the box 📦 🐰

    • Red Bellied Black Shake

      I guarantee that there’s organisations in your country keeping VERY detailed records. Of everything.

  • Libby liberal

    I’m impressed Donna Rose drove responsibly & abandoned her vehicle after downing a few coronas.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I wrote something similar above, but yours is MUCH funnier, and now I’m ashamed.

      I’m not worthy!

      //bows before your comic genius

  • mardam422

    So, when is WonkaBabby running for Congress?

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    DONNA ROSE! I am very concerned that you’re juggling a bunch of balls, in front of a gas tank, with an empty Corona box in the background. Girl, I’ve talked to you about trying to juggle while drunk.

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  • Jukesgrrl

    I think we need to get Donna Rose together with Marion Kelly, the little girl who crashed her Dad’s interview with the BBC. I suspect they have the ability to form a new political party that would meet with our liking.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1b8237b4044e16c2cdaf2c2b60cc30152ae033619a62d8c68599aa65249fada2.jpg

    • The Flaming Carrot

      The Adorables.

  • andyshelt

    We are indeed living in “interesting times” when Captain Frothy Mix, Rick Santorum, is the voice of reason in denying Trump’s wiretapp (sic) claims.

    It even prompted Santorum to ridicule Trump with the following dismissive comments:-

    “I’d like to see the president come out there and talk about what he knows, not what he’s read in the paper,” Santorum explained. “When you’re the president of the United States, the assumption is that you have better information than what’s in The National Enquirer or even The New York Times.”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/santorum-trump-wiretap_us_58ccb356e4b00705db4fcb70?

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    I just assume you’re not using that babby as clickbait to get donors to look at these unallowed comments….

  • The Flaming Carrot

    Loozer Nazi Can Only Raise $5000 for other Loozer Nazi, Is Loozer.

    https://www.wesearchr.com/bounties/expose-the-antifa-who-sucker-punched-richard-spencer

  • rick
    • Jukesgrrl

      “They told me he was crazy, but this is ridiculous.”

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