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  • memzilla Ω
  • memzilla Ω
    • Mpeg

      Brilliant. Source? : )

      • memzilla Ω

        Bottom right panel, Dan Assmussen.

  • dslindc
  • Msgr_MΩment

    That picture up top:
    Is that the bust of Lincoln that Barry tilts back to push the button that gives him access to the ‘Bama Cave?

  • The Wanderer

    When I saw the words “raging multi-day party, with a rotating carousel of prostitutes,” I at first thought Wonkette was reminiscing about the Infamous Tailhook Hubbub of 1991. Good times, good times . . .

  • Vincent Ricola

    Ah sexxxy Navy corruption & orgy story, I loved you the first time around and I’m going to love you this time too.

    “Among those charged were Rear Adm. Bruce Loveless, a senior Navy intelligence officer who recently retired from a key job at the Pentagon”
    *giggles*

    • The Wanderer

      “Loveless.” Hee!

      • Vincent Ricola

        “Rear Admiral”

        • The Wanderer

          “As they say in the US Navy, ‘There is no wrong hole.'” – George Carlin

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Borowitz has lost his cutting edge, I’m afraid.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      All I knows is, “Carousel of Prostitutes” is a helluva great album name.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    A Navy admiral and several of senior Navy officials are accused of having a sexxy “raging multi-day party, with a rotating carousel of prostitutes” …

    Carousel as in amusement park ride or as in spying webcam microwave oven?

    • Oblios_Cap

      Or maybe that thing they make the 30 year-olds ride!

  • Oblios_Cap

    Government weed is some ugly, pencil-shavings-with-pine-needles bullshit

    Huh. I’d always heard the government had the best weed.

  • kareemachan

    If the drumpster was *really* concerned about teh snowz, wouldn’t have had not yanked them to the WH and instead let them get on with their job?

  • Lizzietish81
  • Oblios_Cap

    City officials in D.C. still aren’t exactly sure why Trump called Mayor Muriel Bowser to the Oval Office last night, but the rumor mill is that the administration was terrified of 2.5 inches of snow.

    Well, duh. If that much snow fell, Trump might have to climb some stairs to get out of it.

    • Lizzietish81

      Now more than ever he is determined to make global warming happen.

      • PubOption

        Off to Detroit today to talk about emissions. “If we make all trucks roll coal, how many mining jobs will that create?”

  • Gayer Than Thou

    I didn’t watch Maddow last night because my mom insisted on watching something on Lifetime and I can’t pirate the neighbor’s cable from down here in the basement. Worth it, or nah?

    • Do you want short game or longg game? If long game, yes

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Whatever brings him down. If it also elevates the stature of smart, good-looking lesbians, then that’s a win-win.

        • Skeptical_thinker

          Second you on the smart, good looking lesbian. I am a straight white male of a certain age and I had a dream in which Rachael and I were making out passionately. Unfortunately, the dream ended before it got really interesting.

          • Gayer Than Thou

            I think we’ve all had that dream.

          • persistently_resistant_gayby

            I can only dream to be worthy of Rachel.

            Susan Mikula is really fucking lucky. Sigh.

    • PM me on twitter, and I’ll eventually send you two links for bootleg livestreams.

  • onedollarjuana

    Who would be surprised if some IRS employee finally couldn’t take all of the criticism anymore and “accidentally” pressed the wrong button and release Agent Orange’s tax returns?

    • Gayer Than Thou

      “Reply-all.”

    • Skeptical_thinker

      More than likely that it didn’t come from the IRS. Now, an ex-wife or a stiffed contractor, is more likely. I would not be surprised if it was a stiffed contractor that demanded a return before signing a contract.

      • PubOption

        The return was marked ‘Client Copy’, so probably didn’t come from the IRS. It is also possible that this was not the version he filed, but a dummy copy which made it look like he paid tax.

        • artem1s

          we still don’t know what the Russian hackers got off of the RNC servers or Twittler’s private server. But it’s possible that the FBI or the IC knows or has access to that info.

  • Michael R


    Here’s a story about Trump getting caught in lies 30 times in a 2007 deposition where he sued an author for 5 BILLION DOLLARS for claiming the author had spoken to three people who estimated that that Trump’s net worth was between $150 million and $250 million. ( The judge found the authors sources checked out , Trump lost )

    It’s a bit long but a good glimpse in to the same Trump we know and hate today

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/2016-election/trump-lies/

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Government weed is some ugly, pencil-shavings-with-pine-needles bullshit that is somehow being used for medical research, and that’s making some doctors really mad.

    Or as it’s better known, oregano.

    • The Wanderer

      I thought oregano was the ancient Italian art of pizza folding.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Morning Wonketeers, after a really shitty job interview experience (got the job but they could only pay half of my expected salary and this boy has bills to pay too) off to the voter booths to vote in the Dutch elections. Will keep you updated on the exit polls!

    • Oblios_Cap

      Vote for the good guys.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Just got back after voting for a Democratic woman with a Moroccon father. Very elitist, I know. What was very good to see is the amount of immigrants that were voting. normally they can be counted on one hand but this time they were everywhere.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      If you’ll take my advice, do NOT vote for the nationalist guy. We’re not having such luck with ours.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        The only time I would vote for Wilders would be if it resulted in his resignation.

        • I would also accept banishment to the bottom of a peat bog

          • Msgr_MΩment

            What has peat ever done to YOU?

          • You guys keeps trying to send Ted Cruz back here.

          • Skeptical_thinker

            Do you blame us?

          • Y’all elected him. We don’t give that much slime play here

          • Ghenghis McCann

            It puts the flavour in whisky. Nobody would want that tasting of Wilders.

          • The Wanderer

            Weren’t the Bog People mainly Danish? Human sacrifices were all the rage back then, apparently.

          • Alan

            And Scottish also too.

          • Bmaccnm

            And various permutations of people-colonized-by-Vikings. I’ve seen bog people in Ireland, Denmark, Germany and Scotland. Wow. I’ve seen a lot of bog people.

          • Tiny kaiju

            Is that like the Sixth Sense then? Only more leathery?

          • Tiny kaiju

            That might have the effect of preserving him in the same desiccated state he is in currently. I suggest a tar pit, caldera or the Marianas Trench.

    • Vote often!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Neuken Wilders.
      Met stemmen.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        I know that this is what you get when translating Fuck Wilders, but to a dutchman it now just says Have coitus with HIm and I’d rather not. ;)

        • The Wanderer

          Would the Edward II Treatment be acceptable?
          (with votes, of course)

        • Msgr_MΩment

          My apologies for the lousy translation. Mijn luchtkussenboot zit vol paling.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            That’s hilarious!

          • PubOption

            Your zit is full of Palins?

          • Bmaccnm

            I will not buy this fascist, it is scratched.

  • Mary Sandoras

    A quick glance confirms it looks nothing like the commercial marijuana depicted above. While the real stuff is chunky and dark green, the government weed is stringy and light in color. It appears to be full of stems, which most consumers don’t smoke. “It doesn’t resemble cannabis. It doesn’t smell like cannabis,” Sisley told PBS NewsHour last week.

    “People typically smoke the flower of the plant, but here you can clearly see stems and leaves in there as well, parts that should be discarded. Inhaling that would be like eating an apple, including the seeds inside it and the branch it grew on.”

    I’m just guessing here, there are some high, happy government workers out there.

    • Oblios_Cap

      “stems and seeds that you don’t need”, indeed.

      • Rick Hill

        Damn. This was the argument against the government weed they had back in the 80s. Shame they still haven’t figured it out.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • LarryHoudini

    A recommendation to Republicans for healthcare:
    1. Scrap Obamacare;
    2. Find a viable Republican plan from a solid conservative Think Tank (like the Heritage Foundation);
    3. Stress personal responsibility: encourage even the poorest people to pay for medical insurance and not wait for free care in the Emergency Room;
    4. Keep it in the realm of the marketplace; make it insurance-based; no government takeover of the healthcare system: no European-style, socialized medicine;
    5. Give it a catchy name like “The American Punitive Medical Care Act;”
    6. Watch it sail through Congress.

    In other words, rename Obamacare.

  • Inner Venom

    Guys, I can’t believe it! I missed that yesterday was Pi day! So happy belated pi day wonkers! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6119fb6244beb89e074d84f1e5fb202d9483a19964c7c9afd102515bc287d657.jpg

    • Bill D. Burger

      It was an irrational but well rounded day.

      Same ol’ same ol’!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      My daughter and I made a deep-dish pizza pie for dinner! Two actually. They were dee-licious.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      I, cluelessly, baked bread on Pi Day. (In my defense, it was a blizzard outside.)
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/94906113cdadcfde024314dea0b28f7ce31b935e53835227d45cba0d80625fc4.jpg

      • Lance Thrustwell

        I have counter envy. Mine is olive-drab Corian. Ucchh.

      • The Wanderer

        Lawsy, that looks good.

        • snark-lurker

          it show do

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Not to worry, I did my pie (actually chicken pot pie) on Pi Day Eve, which I now declare to be a thing. Now I’m baking bread which is going to make me late for “work” but I’ll make it up to them by bringing a still-warm loaf.

    • Michael R

      Pie are round , cake are square .

    • Msgr_MΩment

      It’s the Ides of March. Try to catch up!

      I hope Mango Caesar backs into the pie cutting knife. With votes.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      There’s always Tau day.

      http://tauday.com/

  • vh
    • The Wanderer

      “Julius Caesar
      Broke his beezer
      Playing ball
      With a lemon squeezer.”

    • Bill D. Burger

      Caesar? I didn’t touch her!

      • Msgr_MΩment

        “You can do anything, caesar by the pussy, if you’re Imperator.”

    • memzilla Ω

      “Et tu, Bannonus?”

      • The Wanderer

        Bannonus was a character from Halitosis and Lavoris at Pepitone.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Beware the Ides of Pay Day

    • lucidamente

      Didn’t he start the March of Ides? To defeat polio?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        He rode the entire march. On his polio pony.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Then fall, Trumpus!

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Aaaah…how I yearn for the carefree, scadal-less, days of the Obama administration. The derp is so deep now I feel like I’m drowning in it.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    This whole D.C.-mayor-snow-report thing makes me think Twitler thinks every government employee in the country works for him.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Not quite OT ‘cuz its on the Wonkagenda – I’m actually with JoeScar (and a bunch of you guys) on this one; Trump leaked that tax return. It serves multiple functions: 1) a general distraction from Russia, Azerbaijan, and the general destruction of the government and country, 2) it can be played up as “evidence” that Trump was a normal businessman, and 3) it can be treated like “dishonest media” shenanigans by Breitbart and the other GOP base-feeders.

    So was Rachel duped? Not so fast. The ‘Client Copy’ stamp tells its own story, and I think Rachel is counting on her viewers (and others) to read between the lines.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I’m not sure if I hope you’re right or not, because I’m not super smart.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Hey I don’t know what it all means either. :) I’m just spitballin’ here.

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      “CBO report? What CBO report?” I’m just surprised Lord Dampnut didn’t just tweet the return.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Interesting theory. Could also be one of the little Jewish guys who count his money. Could have stiffed someone on the bill.

    • snark-lurker

      I think she played us

  • Mpeg

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    • Michael R

      I mailed them a kidney .

      • Crystalclear12

        Kidneys are nice but with this crew. . . send liver!

        They watch fox news so we don’t have to.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Yesterday, you could have mailed a kidney pi.

        • Tacoclamgenda

          Many, many upvotes!

  • Crystalclear12

    It looks like we have some lovely Republican butthurt to look toward to today.

    Nice.

  • How is “-8, feels like -17” a thing?

    • snark-lurker

      Go outside no pants on & you’ll find out IT IS A THING!

      • The Wanderer

        Shrinky-Dinks!

        • snark-lurker

          and tight balls–REALLY tight!

      • I am currently trying to figure out how many oants ti wear today, but already know the answer is NOT zero

        • snark-lurker

          well just think if you go with 3 pr pants it will be 3x better when you get to take ’em all off later : )

        • Tacoclamgenda

          Isn’t this what long underwear is for?

    • Left Coast Tom

      It’s supposed to be 69F here today…just over 20 in the units everyone else uses.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      This drives me insane. Once you get below 20F “wind chill” just switch to “it’s fecking cold, yo, stay inside or for god’s sake wear a hat.”

  • GemlikeFlame

    And the rats start fighting each other….

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-white-house-paranoia-236069

    We’ve got a winner, folks. Two months into his first term and open warfare is about to break out in the White House, expect a lot more defections and leaks.

    The repeal of ACA is about to fail hard…

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/obamacare-repeal-republicans-trump-congress-236045

    And Russia is breaking out all over…

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/lindsey-graham-trump-russia-236043

    I’ve never seen an administration so determined to cut its own throat while proclaiming all the while that it doesn’t hurt. Previous administrations, good or bad, were at least semi-professional. This one is a clown car with two flat tires and a radiator leak.

    • I read that as “..defecations and leaks…”

    • Crystalclear12

      The radiator leak makes it funnier.

      • Pilotshark

        kind of picturing them trying to piss on the radiator to keep it cool, but missing and hitting the spark plugs. placing smiles on they`re faces

    • laughingnome

      Hail to the Chief is being replaced by the Benny Hill theme.

    • I saw these. I try to avoid over-posting sources for two reasons: One, I don’t have enough time. Two, egh, I forget.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Ahhhh…. Is this how “Making America Great Again” is supposed to work?

  • Chadwells

    Wayne Tracker….are you fucking kidding me? Christ.

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      Well, it’s better than “Carlos Danger”.

      • Chadwells

        Debatable. HAH!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Funny, I use Rex Tillerson as my alias.

      • The Wanderer

        I was thinking of using Donald Trump as a Grindr handle. It’s probably already been taken, though.

    • Kiri the Paid Protestor

      Bill Beefcake!
      Chad Slab-body!
      Dirk Concrete!

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      My internet pseudonym is Lance Romero.

  • Marceline

    More of that economic insecurity raising its ugly head.

    Library named after Charleston shooting victim is vandalized with slurs

    • Alan

      Library, black woman, South Carolina. Should have seen that one coming.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      “The profanity targeted black women, whites, the police and the government.”

      Well. It seems they’re equal opportunity haters. I didn’t know that was a thing, but . . . I guess it is?

  • MynameisBlarney
  • MynameisBlarney

    Today is one of the rare days when I should have worn pants.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    This is me trying to clear the driveway this morning. Fecking snow.
    https://www.facebook.com/ebaumsworld/videos/10154570287087424/

  • MynameisBlarney

    The GOTP turns to cannibalism…or something…

    http://crooksandliars.com/2017/03/republicans-commence-eat-their-own

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    Wait, is this some kind of news site?

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      No, it’s a mommyblog and recipe hub.

    • Alan

      Wrong place.

    • MynameisBlarney

      LOL

      No…no…this is a place where the intellectuals and super-geniuses gather to ridicule the idjits.

      • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

        It’s true. I are a super-geniuses myself.

        • MynameisBlarney

          I have been a self proclaimed super-genius for over 20 years now.

          • Kiri the Paid Protestor
          • The Wanderer

            Praise ‘Bob!’

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            from whom all blessings trickle….

          • The Wanderer

            I have my packet, I just haven’t filled it out yet. I got it two years ago, so I think I’ve done a great job of maximizing my Slack.

          • Sedagive ’em Hell

            A dear friend of mine was ordained in the ’80s.

            He continues to uphold the highest standards of Slack.

          • Kiri the Paid Protestor

            Yep! Though it was quite a few years ago. They’d probably like it if I sent them more money.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            bob

          • Longstreet63

            Do you have a business card?

          • MynameisBlarney

            Indeed I do.

          • nightmoth

            BUT—are you in Mensa? Our trolls say that is The Requirement.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Am I IN Mensa?

            Beeyotch, I AM Mensa!

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            Hah! What about Womensa!….way above my paygrade!…

          • MynameisBlarney

            I believe they prefer the name “Womynsa”.

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            I’d like to think of myself more as a roadrunner, but oldz…

    • The Wanderer

      It’s the internet version of a furry convention – funny, friendly, creative and imaginative people hanging out, getting drunk, and telling bad jokes.

      • TigerTron

        What is your actual ‘sona name?

        • The Wanderer

          I usually go by “walt46” at FurAffinity. The avatar here is actually one of the characters in my long-running story Luck of the Dragon.

          • TigerTron

            Thanks. Tiger_Kobol on Twitter and Kobol on FA.

          • The Wanderer

            Cool! (makes a note)

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    City officials in D.C. still aren’t exactly sure why Trump called Mayor Muriel Bowser to the Oval Office last night…

    Little Babby Donnie had some questions about “governing”.

    • Longstreet63

      More likely, he wanted her to make him a sammich since he though she works for him.

  • Chadwells

    Why is that idiot cock snot Dampnut Jr. so excited about Maddow? STFU you Patrick Bateman wannabe moron.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Because the only part of his body less proportionately sized than his dick is his brain?

      • Chadwells

        Solid logic!!!

    • He thinks he can “convert” her?

      • Chadwells

        LOL!!! Nah…he was thanking her for releasing the tax returns. He thinks it proved that his dad is a success and that he paid taxes. He’s an imbecile.

        • Pilotshark

          ” He’s an imbecile.”

          or just a trump one in the same.

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          Pretty sure it was released by someone named Paul Barron or Miller…

  • MynameisBlarney

    Today in “Why are SOOOO damn many “conservative/republican” men pedophiles?” News…

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/busted-trump-campaign-chair-caught-in-a-motel-room-with-an-underage-boy/

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    “TrumpCare will cover breast exams. Believe me!” #DeletedTrumpTweets

    • “Even if I have to do them myself!”

      • Nah, Trump has no sex left in him, side-effect of his prescription.
        He’ll just hand women a table vice and a strong lamp.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      “….And that other exam where you grab them by the pussy…”

  • Msgr_MΩment
    • The Wanderer

      “We have to get that serum through! It’ll be mush, mush, mush all the way!”

  • Nounverb911
    • Chadwells

      And the world is now right side up!!!! HUZZAH!!!!

  • Mr. Blobfish

    I’ve seen a lot of Republicans trying to muddy the waters with comparing access to health care (go to the emergency room) and access to coverage (insurance). Fuck that guy.

  • VirginiaLady

    Any aficionados here should check out the weed comparison article. OMG, you couldn’t sell that beat shyt to pre-teens.

    • NastyBossetti

      Jesus, you are not kidding. That’s embarrassing.

    • Kiri the Paid Protestor

      “Fat Freddy, you got ripped off AGAIN!”

      • Oblios_Cap

        it’s Fatty Freddy Scat’s fault.

  • Marceline

    So my state (Ohio) just joined with eight other states calling for a Constitutional Convention. They need 34. This is why turning statehouses is so important.

    http://www.cleveland.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/03/ohio_lawmakers_renew_push_for.html

    • The Wanderer

      Lovely. “We’ll have a New Constitution, that’ll have in it all the stuff WE want! It’ll have God, and Guns, and lots of really neat stuff!”

    • Rick Hill

      Yeah, they want the rich to make the rules. No problems there….

      • TJ Barke

        Government of the rich, by the rich, and for the rich. I have to tell you, it’ll be so much freedumb, yooge, believe me.

    • Left Coast Tom

      What’s with the wingnut Cleveland Democrat pushing this? Something in the water?

      • The Wanderer

        A bit of alcohol in his blood-surrogate prior to decanting.

      • Marceline

        He’s always been Cleveland’s answer to Joe Manchin. A real DINO.

    • persistently_resistant_gayby

      Finally going to achieve the dream of “Confederacy 2.0”, are we…?

    • Rick Hill

      I think that, if they tried this, we would see a protest that would make the Women’s day march seem like a family outing.

      • Longstreet63

        No worries. They can just strip out the right to protest.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        It was like a family outing, at least here in Atlanta. I think the example you want is Chicago ’68, except now the citizenry is well armed so maybe Civil War 2.0?
        The last constitutional crisis we had was Nixon and he resigned rather than go down in complete infamy. The GOP and the Tea Party are not that SMRT.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      FUCKING OHIO

    • georgiaburning

      If California doesn’t show up, is it out of the club? Asking for some friends

    • Jamoche

      Suuure. Get rid of income tax. Then the red states will have to manage with just state taxes, and oops! They won’t have enough without the blue making up the deficit.

    • Doug Langley

      Oh, yeah, allowing the feds to run a deficit is just absolutely the burning issue of the day. Not the electoral college which put the wrong person in the White House. Not the system which allows a single party to commit coup d’etat and seize control. Nope, just demand the government pay off all debt and then wreck the taxes that would do it.

  • Rick Hill

    “I guarantee the new health care will cover everyone! I can’t find anyone around me who doesn’t have it so everything is fine.”

  • msanthropesmr
  • Vincent Ricola

    I hope Comey comes out and confirms the investigation.

    Then I hope that he says he’s found enough evidence so far to start putting pundits in Gitmo and the first one to go down is Jeffrey dumbhair Lord.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Something tells me Comey just gonna do some mealy-mouthed fuck shit and double-speak.

      • Vincent Ricola

        Something tells me you are exactly right. I also expect him to wrap everything up with a 10-minute lecture on Hillary Clinton’s email server.

  • nightmoth

    If Comey testifies before the Committee, it should be for 9 hours under hot lights, until he breaks and tells the truth.

    • The Wanderer

      (mutters) The knout . . .

    • Courser_Resistance

      Didn’t Hillary go for 11 hours? That should be the minimum, but sadly there’s no way it would be as hostile as hers was.

      • persistently_resistant_gayby

        Too bad she doesn’t have STA-MINA, amirite…?

      • The Wanderer

        They grilled her for eleven hours; she treated them like gnats she repels with the perfume of her sweat, and made them all look like fools.

  • persistently_resistant_gayby
  • alwayspunkindrublic

    One of the WaPo comments I read about the Navy sexxxy-times scandal blamed it all on Obama…for getting rid of all the “real warriors”. The scandal also means that the Navy’s concern with global warming has been exposed for the librul conspiracy it is. These fuckin’ people.

    • TJ Barke
      • persistently_resistant_gayby

        Try not to. The brain hurts when all the circuits get fried.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      He emasculated the military before he was even elected, apparently. Man works fast.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Gnarly time-traveling powers!11!1

        • Courser_Resistance

          Upfist for the use of ‘Gnarly’. It’s a Colorado Thing

          • Tacoclamgenda

            Surfer thing also too

    • Vincent Ricola

      Yeah, all those retired career guys that worked at the Pentagon for decades are Obama plants. That seems right.

      • TJ Barke

        Damn Obama and his time machine!

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Yeah, whatever happened to all those Real Warriors from Tailhook.

      • The Wanderer

        They went ballwalking too many times. I reread the Wiki on Tailhook, for laughs, and 14 admirals and 300 pilots got career alterations out of that foofaraw.

      • From Russia with Love

        They got promoted!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Well, it goes without saying that it’s Obama’s fault. But beyond that, chemtrails! And, um, stuff.

    • nightmoth

      Real warriors! (Can’t resist posting this)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

      • Tacoclamgenda

        Damn, they were grea

        • nightmoth

          The YMCA dance will still be performed in the future, as a religious ritual, after Rump and his minions destroy the earth as we know it.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Happy Ides of March!

    http://i.imgur.com/y8QHwio.jpg

  • Randy Riddle

    Have anymore Russians connected with the Trump scandal turned up dead today?

    It’s Wednesday and we’re overdue for another one having a “heart attack”.

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    16th and 14th anniversary of my marriage proposal. Beware the ides of March.

    • In that case today I’m going to smoke twice as many cigarettes, and drink even coffee. Also, congrats!

      • Courser_Resistance

        Excellent choices!

      • TJ Barke

        Careful, I hear coffee is bad for you.

    • Courser_Resistance

      Congrats!

    • The Wanderer

      I married my wife on the anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. Talk about your omens.

      • bupkus23

        Oh, the humanity!

        ( I was born ( by C-section ) on Pearl Harbor Day – and for years, my mother referred to me as her “navel [sic] disaster” )

        • persistently_resistant_gayby

          Good pun – but ayiyiyi…. :/

    • Alan

      Wait. The first one didn’t work out well?

      • Jeffocaster in the desert

        She said no. Then she said yes.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Wow, at 14:30 PM already 35% voted. in 2012 it was 27%.

    • The Wanderer

      Yowza! Good turnout.

      • persistently_resistant_gayby

        Hopefully not in favor of Geert…

        • The Wanderer

          (spins prayer wheel till the bearings overheat)

          • persistently_resistant_gayby

            *throws lucky charms from bag*

          • Lance Thrustwell

            *Strangles chicken on bloodstained altar*

          • persistently_resistant_gayby

            *commences goat-sacrificial ritual*

          • From Russia with Love

            Oh fuck it, just throw a virgin into the fucking volcano already!

          • persistently_resistant_gayby

            “WAIT WAIT WAIT PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

          • Kakkeltje

            That is odd, I suddenly feel an inexplicable urge to vote for Hillary Clinton. I hope I can find her on the voting form …

          • The Wanderer

            See, where I live in Florida, the best we can manage are factory-rebuilt virgins. Not quite the same, actually.

          • persistently_resistant_gayby

            But but… :(

          • The Wanderer

            (selects nine red-furred puppies for Hecate)

          • All hail, dread Hecate: companion me
            Unto the end, and work me witcheries
            The Sorceress monologue by Theocritus

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        If you realize most votes are done between 6 and 8 PM normally speaking it could be a huge bigly turnout.

        • persistently_resistant_gayby

          *prays that people vote wisely*

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            For what it’s worth in the 20 years that my friends and I are allowed to vote, for the first time everybody I know is going to vote and none of them to vote VVD or PVV but that of course could be my filter bubble.

          • persistently_resistant_gayby

            VVD is Mark Rutte’s party ain’t it..?

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Yup, Teflon Marky.

          • persistently_resistant_gayby

            Yeah – please give your vote to anyone else (Apart from PVV, thanks)

  • Tallmutha

    Well, I wasn’t gonna take the time do do a really good drawing of Trump. If I had some white-out I’d redo the eyebrows but fuck it. Here’s my Ides of Trump postcard, be sure to get yours in.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8a3849a8e38b6eb375a28ed990c19e641266b82f858601905816dfdd128e1b54.jpg

  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/841984335553171456

    For once, I wish people voted overwhelmingly for the policy they prefer.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Sometimes I kind of wish they’d have an additional poll question, “would you change your vote over this issue?” Cuz otherwise it’s just people bitching.

    • Alan

      3/4 of Americans are sane. The 1/4 that voted for Clinton and the half that couldn’t be bothered to get off their asses and go vote.

  • OrG

    TWO WORDS “PEE HOOKERS” That’s why I love teh Wonkette.😅

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Well, fuck Monica Crowley…

    • bupkus23

      One wonders if Monica’s “foreign agent/lobbyist registration” is retroactive, like Flynn’s was.

  • BadKitty904

    Soothsayer. Trump!

    Trump. Ha! Who calls?

    Conway. Bid every noise be still: peace yet again!

    Trump. Who is it in the press that calls on me? I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music, Cry ‘Trump!’ Speak; Trump is turn’d to hear.

    Soothsayer. Beware the Ides of March.

    Trump. What man is that?

    Pence. A soothsayer bids you beware the Ides of March.

    Trump. Set him before me; let me see his face.

    Conway. Fellow, come from the throng; look upon Trump.

    Trump. What say’st thou to me now? Speak once again.

    Soothsayer. Beware the Ides of March.

    Trump. He is a dreamer; let us leave him: pass.

  • Martini Ambassador

    “Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the dogs of war”.

    Happy ides o’ March, Wonks.

    • Liberoid Ron

      Just remember to pick up after your dogs of war.

  • Transreason Maidenheader

    on today’s agenda: “Andy Jackson, someone who’s done an amazing job…”

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Rachel’s big Trump tax return expose’ was the most disappointing thing I’ve experienced since my last blind date.

    • Proud Liberal

      I think you underestimate the implications here. Questions and investigations will be ongoing for days.

      • persistently_resistant_gayby

        People are still sadly looking for the “Golden Shower” moment.

        • Bill D. Burger

          “Oh, whatta’ feeling…” it would be.

          https://i.ytimg.com/vi/F9pp8rgl9sk/maxresdefault.jpg

          • LucindathePook

            Take you passion
            And make it happen

          • HorseChestnut

            he’s a maniac
            maaaniaacc

        • Proud Liberal

          I’m betting that the dossier will be proven out. If you haven’t read it, it’s riveting. There’s no question what happened is true.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Don’t get me wrong. I think there’s a “there” there in the dossier, and it would make me happy as a (canned) clam to have every word of it substantiated. I just think it weakens the cause if we start placing too much emphasis on rumor and innuendo….”Trump and Putin have never been seen in the same room together, SO…”. Let’s leave that shit to the truthers and Infowars and get the hard goods on Trump to take him down.

          • cmd resistor

            I agree — at least if you were going to just make shit up, that wouldn’t be what you came up with. That’s why all those women’s stories were believable as well — at least I think — because if you just wanted to smear the guy you’d make up flashier details. If that makes sense.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        They said that about my blind date too.

        • Proud Liberal

          LMAO. I understand.

    • Mpeg

      Best thing I can say for it: it got me out of my (non cable-subscribing) house… and joined a neighbor down the way who has it.. We were like, ‘oh hey, I remember you’. ‘I remember you too.’ “Can I stay and watch?” “Sure, let me go microwave some popcorn.”

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Two pages from 2005? WHat the fuck is that supposed to tell us about anything?

      Two explanations spring to mind.

      1) Trump did it, to give a diversion, something else to complain about, and the opportunity to lie, at a later date, Romney-style, that all his tax returns were in fact released.

      2) Putin or other blackmailer did it as a warning to to get a fucking move on with the tax cuts, the deregulation, and the lifting of sanctions.

      • artem1s

        3) IC did it to warn against fucking with government employees doing their jobs (Preet)

      • Tacoclamgenda

        See Proud Liberal response above.

        • TJ Barke

          *below*

          • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

            Diagonal?

          • TJ Barke

            Pretty clever, sis.

      • Apple Scruff

        2) Seems plausible.

        As much as it would make sense that Trump would secretly release them as a diversion, there isn’t a lot there for us to be distracted by. Also, he’s seems too angry about their release for that to be true. He’s not strategic or savvy enough for reverse psychology.

      • Stulexington

        1) if it’s true then it might mean he’s running out of things to distract with, his Tax returns are one of the scandals hes’ been trying to distract from.

    • Rick Hill

      Look at it this way, perhaps some trump supporters watched and got an earful of dirty dealings explained before she actually released the forms. I think the relative silence after the release compared to the pre-release statements by the WH says a lot, too.

    • Red Bird Ω

      Try eharmony.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Lets hope this investigation has teeth…

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017428976

  • Proud Liberal

    Only one Supreme Court justice is acceptable. Merrick Garland.

    • The Wanderer

      Michelle Obama.

      • Proud Liberal

        Well since she wasn’t nominated, I have to go with Merrick Garland. I can’t stand the thought that Republicans stole a Supreme Court seat and it appears that nobody seems to care. That will affect this country for 50 years at least.

        • The Wanderer

          Exactly, and Garland remains a perfect choice.

          • Proud Liberal

            I can’t believe Republicans are going to get away with this. It is maddening.

          • persistently_resistant_gayby

            I hope voters in PA, NC, WI ARE FUCKING HAPPY, for letting the Senate remain Republican.

            Could’ve sent 3 progressives (2 vagina-havers, 1 penis-havers – all badasses), but noooooooooooooooo….

          • NastyBossetti

            I’m a PA voter, and I am NOT fucking happy. :-(

          • persistently_resistant_gayby

            What did PA have to lose by electing Katie McGinty instead of asshole Toomey..?

            Somedays, I can’t even deal with this. WTF, PA, WTF.

          • NastyBossetti

            Everyone knows that men are just better at thinkering, so why would you even want to send “Shady Katie” to the Senate? She’s shady. It’s right there in her name, on the ads they played non-stop. And she has a vagina. She would have been PA’s first lady-Senator.
            Honestly, I don’t know what happened. I was pretty sure Toomey would lose. He’s a weasel.

          • persistently_resistant_gayby

            Perhaps the combo of electing a woman to both the SENATE AND THE WHITE HOUSE – was too intoxicating for fucking PA.

          • NastyBossetti

            Well, PA does have known issues with intoxication! This is a state where it’s so difficult to get a liquor license that a lot of restaurants are BYOB. I have heard of a rich man in Mennonite country who buys liquor licenses and hoards them, so that no one can open a place that sells alcohol near him. So if electing women would be intoxicating, PA would be against it!

          • bobbert

            WI does confuse me. Empty suit Johnson beat Russ by 3 points. All I can think is low turnout.

        • Kiri the Paid Protestor

          Oh, I think people care, there just ain’t jack that can be done about it. Shaming the GOP Senate into doing their fucking duty doesn’t work.

          • Proud Liberal

            It has caused a Constitutional crisis. When Republicans REFUSE to do their job as elected officials, something should be done and now it’s too late.

        • cmd resistor

          That is one of the things those assholes did (or did not do) that most pisses me off of the many horrid things they did. I still can’t believe they got away with it.

    • Snopes Shop

      Barack Obummer.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    ♪ Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, chameleon
    You come and go, you come and go ♪

    • Liberoid Ron

      Can he just go?

  • Pilotshark

    a little The Ides Of March for the day.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0EL7fjfeE8

    • The Witch of Endor

      One of my all time favorites. Thanks. :)

  • Martini Ambassador

    Those of you that were disappointed about Maddow, read this thread. There’s more to this than gleaned at first blush:

    https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/842006263013769218

    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      @RVAwonk is pretty awesome.

      • persistently_resistant_gayby

        Got mad respect for her after she took on noted dogshit-licker Roger Stone.

    • Apple Scruff

      I do agree that if this was such a “nothingburger” why is Trump so rattled?

      • Jamoche

        If nothing else it broke his “nobody cares” claim.

    • vh

      FWIW, i’m not disappointed with RM.

      • Apple Scruff

        I’m not either. I still trust Rachel to not be click-baity so I think this could lead to something bigger.

  • therblig

    if every member of trumpy’s inner circle had cute little ears like fiona’s, there’s no telling what they could get away with. reasons to be cheerful part ?

  • chicken thief

    “…a sexxy “raging multi-day party, with a rotating carousel of prostitutes”…”

    If one is going to sponsor such an event, the Philippines is a great place to do so!

    Or so I’ve heard…

  • schmannity
  • Proud Liberal

    As far as Comey is concerned, helping a Fascist get elected is the worst thing he could have done. I doubt seriously he is going to come out and say there was no “wire tapping”. I wouldn’t put it past him to implicate President Obama.

    • Red Bird Ω

      I wouldn’t either. After all the reason many of them help the fascist get elected was because they didn’t like the black man who preceded him.

  • Sardonicuss

    This Comey testimony could be a BFD.
    He could be the…”TBD”.

    • TJ Barke

      Or it will just be DOA.

      • Yr. Gma

        Yes, I think we are getting too caught up in the hype.

  • Nockular cavity

    I’m sorry, did you say something? I was still stuck on “rotating carousel of prostitutes.”

  • kingeider

    the aptly named “Admiral Loveless” got his hookers and cash on with Fat Leonard paying….and this is why the military needs more money. (That, and better stealth technology for Marines to take nude pictures

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/14/politics/fat-leonard-grand-jury/

    “During the party, historical memorabilia related to Gen. Douglas MacArthur were used by the participants in sexual acts,” the indictment states”

    hmmm, what and where, do you suppose?

  • writersbloc

    Ugh, that Gorsuch story is terrible news for the SCOTUS– and be pretty much ignored.

  • Anna Rompage

    That’s right, Jim Inhofe gave the EPA a serious case of the AIDS…..

  • persistently_resistant_gayby
    • The Wanderer

      (Ren Hoek voice) “Spicer, you EEEEEDIOT! YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF PROTOPLASM!”

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      C’mon, that was 5 whole minutes ago. Stop living in the past!

    • vh

      i want to know how his guy thinks any of what he is doing, is doing anything to forward his career or build his resume, forget higher order things like taking the nation forward, or helping the citizens.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        He’s banking – literally – on enduring this shitshow for as long as he can and then living off the proceeds of the books he’ll write afterwards and the gigs he’ll get speaking to conservative groups.

        He’s actually pretty well placed to ride either a pro- or anti-Trump wave to financial comfort when he gets canned, depending on the manner of his exit, so his target audience is assured.

    • Bebecca

      and that can be a metaphor for how superficial the republican party is, size is important, substance is not.

    • Liberoid Ron

      ‘C’mon, people, just for a minute, pretend that you didn’t have any health care at all. See? Don’t you feel better now?’

  • thewalkindude
    • Liberoid Ron

      We don’t have that sort of accumulation where I live, but it’s snowing HORIZONTALLY again. Might be a good day to pretend outside doesn’t exist.

      • The Witch of Endor

        That is my plan. :)

        I’m currently sitting close to a roaring fire in my fireplace with a hot cup of tea.

        Home made beef stew is started and simmering for dinner tonight. To be served with Italian bread (lots of butter) and a spring mix + spinach salad.

        Finally, a couple of days of winter!

        • Liberoid Ron

          I miss my lakes. I miss my trees. I miss my deer herds and wolf packs and wandering bears. But what I miss most about my home Up North is having a fireplace.

          • The Witch of Endor

            You’ve just described 1/2 of what I would consider paradise. Unfortunately, I doubt the other 1/2 (within delivery distance of good pizza, Italian, Mexican, Indian, and Tai restaurants, as well as access to fresh veggies year round) can ever be achieved.

          • Liberoid Ron

            Pretty much. Though the general store ALWAYS had fresh veggies and locally-sourced meat, year-round. But no delivery, and if you wanted anything more exotic than pizza or Chinese (1/2 hour each way) you had to drive an hour to North Bay. And take your chances.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      All our snow that was supposed to bury us to 20″ or so turned into rain, which became exciting as the temperatures fell overnight. I felt like Michelangelo as I was chipping the ice off my car this morning.

      • Yr. Gma

        Suddenly it’s summer in Southern California.

  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/842022620316995587

    Can hear her voice trembling in fury… Makes me fucking pumped.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      She’s my junior senator. I was a bit leery of her at first – an upstate Dem who’s a little ok with guns – but now, I love her.

      • Shibusa

        She’s a workhorse.

      • eyelashviper

        I’ll trade ya…I gotz Rubio, the Water Boy.

        • sgt. jmk of the résistance

          No waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

      • Mine too. I really admire her, She always responds to constituents concerns.

      • Zyxomma

        Mine too. I adore her, and I had my doubts in the beginning. She’s terrific.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg
    • persistently_resistant_gayby

      From his mouth to god’s ears. PLEASE.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Do they have “sovereign citizens” in rural Netherlands?

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Not sure what that means?

        • zerosumgame0005

          violent right wingers who like to steal land and declare it theirs based on deliberate mis-understanding the actual law

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Nah we keep our peasant happy and prosper by buying milk, cheese and sausages.

          • zerosumgame0005

            having visited there several times i will say the milk cheese and stuff are tasty and I really hope the election results in liberals handing him his ass

  • Crystalclear12

    Dear GOP
    As your world turns into a dumpster fire and you now have to pick a sacrifice may I recommend the Russian squirrel in your midst? A nice big investigation where you pin all your failure onto him.

    It’s time to kick loose and save yourself.

    Sincerely

    Angry mob

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    16:00 pM 45% voted in 2012 only 36% extra voting ballots requested everywhere because they are running out. Never seen before in election history.

    • Red Bird Ω

      Which way do you think it will go?

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        I don’t want to jinx it but expectations are VVD biggest party with big wins for Democrats 66 and the Green left party. PVV dropping a few seats.

        • Red Bird Ω

          I’m American. What do VVD and PVV mean?

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            PVV: Funny alt right idiot named Geett Wilders. VVD liberal right party currently delivering the Prime minister but with a coalition of mostly leftist parties like Democrats 66 and Greens it would mean he needs to take a sharp left turn.

          • Red Bird Ω

            Thanks. The news keeps talking about the Dutch elections like it will decide the fate of the world.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Hey we are famous for changing the world ;)

          • Red Bird Ω

            Ok. This is the nicest thing I can write in response to that.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Ehm meaning?

          • Red Bird Ω

            Meaning I didn’t know the Dutch changed the world. No offense intended.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Well for example your constitution is based on ours but feel free to read up: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Golden_Age

          • Red Bird Ω

            Thanks. Just for future reference. I tend to have a dull sense of humor.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Hahaha, no worries.

          • Ω cynmac will never surrender

            I’ve been studying the Dutch resistance to Nazi occupation in WWII. Y’all were some badasses.

          • Zyxomma

            Suggested reading: The Island at the Center of the World by Russell Shorto. That island is Manhattan, where I reside. It’s a great book.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Oh and no offence taken :)

  • Ghenghis McCann

    Government weed is some ugly, pencil-shavings-with-pine-needles bullshit that is somehow being used for medical research, and that’s making some doctors really mad.

    “Well, my dog died just yesterday and left me all alone
    The finance company dropped by today and repossessed my home
    That’s just a drop in the bucket compared to losing you
    And I’m down to seeds and stems again, too”

    • From Russia with Love

      Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen! Saw them in Austin around 1973.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Anybody who wants my copy of Live from Deep in the Heart of Texas will have to take it from my cold, dead, hands (or offer me a reasonable price.)

  • Vorhees

    When Paul Ryan gets honest about health care reform:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roNlgIY9QKw

  • Liberoid Ron

    Government weed is stems and seeds, eh? Here’s my surprised face.

  • Miss Lindsey is all up in everyone’s kool aid these days.

    I’m liking this Miss Lindsey.

    • Bitter Scribe

      Then maybe you could not call him “Miss Lindsey”? Just a thought.

      • Yr. Gma

        Standard Wonkette snark. Let’s not get all “concern troll” on Miss Lindsey.

        • Bitter Scribe

          I guess. It just has an unpleasant whiff of homophobia.

          • BearDeLaOursistance

            Can’t say for sure, but in this case, I suspect a good portion of the snark is aimed more toward the closet than toward its occupant.

    • canes_pugnaces

      Don’t be fooled. Ms. Lindsey is a far right ideologue whose only redeeming quality is his utter hatred for Trump.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Miss Lindsey better come up with something better than a sternly worded letter… or GTFO.

  • canes_pugnaces

    I sincerely doubt KK-Komey is going to play today, or any day, given how far up Trump’s capacious ass he has travelled.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Comey, Come Out To Play-ay!

    Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey Chameleon,
    You come and blow. You come and blow.

  • eyelashviper
  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    Monica Crowley, what a patriot. Nixon would be ashamed.

  • Red Bird Ω

    If I make enough money to quit my current job, I want to get the job of writing the captions for the Cincinnati Zoo videos. THAT. IS. ALL.

  • DerpyGurdyMan

    [url=https://imgflip.com/i/1lgkg8][img]https://i.imgflip.com/1lgkg8.jpg[/img][/url][url=https://imgflip.com/memegenerator]via Imgflip Meme Generator[/url]

    • Serai 1

      Can someone explain the hat? I missed the origin of that.

      • DerpyGurdyMan

        it is the “scumbag” hat from another meme. an optional accessory. apt for meme-ing all matters trump related

        • Serai 1

          Yeah, that’s what I mean. I never saw the original meme, so the hat means nothing to me. Can someone explain it?

          • DerpyGurdyMan

            just google “scumbag steve”

      • Scrofula

        Well, there were the Children of the Forest, then came the First Men and then the Andals. Lots of wars. Then there were dragons and a crazy king but the blonde guy stabbed him in the back. So this guy got to be King in the North, where he brooded a lot despite his profound naivete. Anyway, he dies in like the seventh episode, so a minor character.

        • Serai 1

          You lost me. I have no idea what you’re talking about.

          • Scrofula

            I get that a lot.

  • DerpyGurdyMan

    [url=https://imgflip.com/i/1lgkpj][img]https://i.imgflip.com/1lgkpj.jpg[/img][/url][url=https://imgflip.com/memegenerator]via Imgflip Meme Generator[/url]

  • boredcatlady

    Um,,2017? Not to be a dick, but remember when these agendas had like six, maybe seven bullet points? C’mon 2017, slow your roll.

  • Me not sure

    As regards the federally approved weed, I’ve only got this…..and boy is it sad.
    https://youtu.be/vGsq1K7f_yc..https://youtu.be/vGsq1K7f_yc

    • Scrofula

      Hey, when I was a kid, seeds in a bowl were kind of fun, what with the sudden exploding in your face thing.

      • Me not sure

        SNAP, CRACKLE, POP
        “It’s not just for breakfast anymore.”

        • Scrofula

          Sometimes it was for breakfast.

          • Me not sure

            …and then you go to IHOP.

  • Yr. Gma

    I am so going to the Cincinnati Zoo.

    • Scrofula

      You said that the other day. C’mon, Gramma, get the lead out.

      • Yr. Gma

        I am going!

        • Scrofula

          Why Cincinatti anyway, isn’t San Diego closer? Do they keep Drew Carey on exhibit?

          • Yr. Gma

            That’s Cleveland. I have been to the San Diego Zoo a million times. I want to see the zoo in Cincinnati. Did you know it’s the second-oldest zoo in the country? I am going, and I’ll send a postcard.

          • Scrofula

            Thanks. You know, Fresno has a nice zoo, too.

          • Yr. Gma

            I did not know that. I must check it out next time I need to drive up the 99.

          • Scrofula
  • William
  • tegrat

    Let’s just be clear, that wasn’t a tax “return”, it was part of the required filing for that year. Without the rest of it the IRS would never accept it, audit or no audit.

  • CATMAN

    Well, it looks like Monica Crowley has updated her status from amateur to professional whoring with her registration as a foreign lobbyist

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