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Remember the olden timey, innocent days of October, when we all thought we were about to elect Hillary Clinton president, and we felt even more secure in that knowledge when the “Access Hollywood” footage was released showing Donald Trump very clearly stating that, because he is a big star, he gets to “grab them by the pussy” whenever he wants? Well, Speaker Paul Ryan remembers it, though we’re a-guessin’ he wishes he didn’t.

Breitbart remembers, though! The Excellent Journalism Website has released leaked audio of Paul Ryan doing a conference call with House Republicans after the Trump pussy news came out, and Ryan can be very clearly heard stating in no uncertain terms that he is taking his toys and going home, and also eff that Donald Trump, Ryan is THROUGH WITH HIM.

“His comments are not anywhere in keeping with our party’s principles and values,” Ryan said. “There are basically two things that I want to make really clear, as for myself as your Speaker. I am not going to defend Donald Trump—not now, not in the future. As you probably heard, I disinvited him from my first congressional district GOP event this weekend—a thing I do every year. And I’m not going to be campaigning with him over the next 30 days.”

“Look, you guys know I have real concerns with our nominee,” Ryan continued. “I hope you appreciate that I’m doing what I think is best for you, the members, not what’s best for me. So, I want to do what’s best for our members, and I think this is the right thing to do. I’m going to focus my time on campaigning for House Republicans. […] [B]ut with respect to Donald Trump, I would encourage you to do what you think is best and do what you feel you need to do. Personally, you need to decide what’s best for you. And you all know what’s best for you where you are.”

AND STAY GONE! But then Trump “won” the presidency in a very unexpected way, therefore everything became suddenly different, and it’s not like Paul Ryan really has principles or anything.

So, as we mentioned above, Breitbart is VERY TICKY about this, because Paul Ryan is a RINO Cuck from RINO-Cuck-istan, not at all like the True “Alt-Right” white supremacist conservatives at Breitbart who elevated Trump to the presidency just barely. Golly, if Paul Ryan’s going to act like that, then what’s the point of Breitbart’s former CEO Steve Bannon even working in the White House? They should primary Ryan and get a REAL conservative in there, so Bannon’s agenda may pass unimpeded!

Excerpts of Breitbart bein’ all butthurt, from their BREAKING NEWS post on the subject:

Ryan—still the Speaker—has pushed now President Donald Trump to believe his healthcare legislation the American Health Care Act would repeal and replace Obamacare when it does not repeal Obamacare. Ryan has also, according to Trump ally Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), misled President Trump into believing that Ryan’s bill can pass Congress. Paul and others believe the bill is dead on arrival in the U.S. Senate since a number of GOP senators have come out against it, and there are serious questions about whether it can pass the House. This is the first major initiative that Trump has worked on with Ryan—and the fact it is going so poorly calls into question whether Speaker Ryan, the GOP’s failed 2012 vice presidential nominee who barely supported Trump at all in 2016, really understands how Trump won and how to win in general. […]

Ryan followed through on his promise to not campaign with Trump, abandoning the now president in the final crucial weeks leading up to the all-important general election. But Trump won anyway, in a landslide in the electoral college crushing Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton. This audio file means that Trump won all 306 of his electoral votes on his own, without Ryan, including the 10 he won in Ryan’s home state of Wisconsin.

Oh goodness, Breitbart is beginning to doubt Paul Ryan’s commitment to Sparkle Motion! (Of course they are. Breitbart-style wingnuts HATE Paul Ryan and Bannon literally told his staff there that “Paul Ryan is the enemy.”)

Of course, this is nothing really new. It was one of the running stories THE ENTIRE CAMPAIGN, how Ryan was unwilling to really get in line behind Crown Prince Pussgrab. Here are some Wonkette headlines from that era:

Yeah buddy, like we said, that is just a sampling.

And now, right in the middle of the disastrous “healthcare plan” roll-out, we have new audio proving for once and for all that Paul Ryan’s flirtatious advances were just that, he never really loved Trump, and now he’s probably just using Trump to push his agenda through, and will toss Trump aside like a freshly used cum sock the second he’s no longer useful.

Oh well, we hate all these people equally, so let’s just LOL at them.

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  • MynameisBlarney
    • Pilotshark

      Bubba Billy Swing Chair Smith

  • msanthropesmr

    It’s almost like their principles are based on their ability to claim power.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Whodathunkit?

  • Belasaurius

    i enjoy watching these shitballs turn on each other.

  • monoglot

    Unlike regular cock fighting, small Republican cock fighting is legal in every state.

  • goonemeritus

    You go to war with the sociopathic narcissist you have not the one you wish you had.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    I’d say this was the like the Daleks vs. The Cybermen, but honestly, that seems a little unfair…to the Daleks and Cybermen.

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    “I am surprised, surprised I tell you, to find spineless, amoral schmucks running the government.”

  • stankbait

    These guys will take time to bury their smitten opposition, but when the fuck did any outfit gain nourishment from consuming their own fallen.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
    • Malaclypse

      poor Steve (the one married to Darcy)

  • Crystalclear12

    We have all branches! Now we can begin consuming our own.
    GOP

  • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

    So the fever swamps at Dead Breitbart’s Home for White Rage and Meth-Fueled Conspiracies has finally decided to release the audio for a conversation that was reported on before the election? Fan-fucking-tastic, somebody pass the popcorn. This may take a while.
    https://media.giphy.com/media/TrDxCdtmdluP6/giphy.gif

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Breitbart is complaining that someone else is misleading Trump and causing Trump to believe things? Of course. That’s their job!

    • LucindathePook

      Morticia: “Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.”

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Just when I think today will be the day I drink all day long because the GOP will destroy everything I care about and think makes America great, I am reminded that they all hate each other and appear not to have any kind of a coherent strategy for said destruction and may, insha’ Allah, destroy each other first.

  • Chadwells

    Smoke and mirrors. This rift being “exposed by Breibart” between Ryan/Trump is a fucking ploy to stoke the base because everyone hates fucking Trump. This asshole is simply trying to raise his approval ratings with this shit!!!!

  • calliecallie

    WTF is even going on here? How do these people ever expect to accomplish anything? Do any of them understand how government is supposed to work? Or is this really all designed to make our heads explode so we stop paying attention? Probably that last thing.

    • PubOption

      They understand that government is not supposed to work.

  • Vincent Ricola

    Battle of the worst people in America.

    I’ll watch from afar and spread my disgust around in a fair and balanced way.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Weeks from now:

    Ryan: Trumpare failed to pass because the White House didn’t do enough to support it. I’ve done my part. Now, it’s time for all of us in Congress to go back to our Districts and hide from our constituents.

    Trump: Ryancare was a sad bill. And Ryan is weak. But my real health care plan will be terrific. Just Great. Coverage for everybody.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      About a year and a half from now:

      GOP voters: Eh. We don’t really care if these people are truthful, competent, principled, or even consistent.

      • coozledad

        They hate the right people, and that’s all that ever mattered to my whiny cracker ass.

        • Querolous

          “They hate the.right left people, and that’s all that ever mattered to my whiny cracker ass.” TIFIFY

  • Reality Kills

    What a mess!

    It should a bumper sticker.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I love these. The nation’s editorial cartoonists are on FIRE.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Ordinarily, we are not big believers in mass transit, but you can never have enough buses to throw people under.”
    — Republicans

  • vh
  • memzilla Ω

    Night of the Long Knives = Nacht der Langen Messer
    They’re right; it does sound better in the original German.
    Bet it’s gonna get messerier, too.
    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9230b223e13aa6e778ea214083637375ed1cbf9ef39663ad47ab6351c371f740.jpg

  • Michael R
    • Reality Kills

      They have always been the biggest ignorants ever. Then we need to go and save them anyway.

    • janecita

      She had such a punchable face!

    • Jgb979

      Says someone who tried to avoid the consequences of reality her entire miserable life.

      Maybe she was warning future Paul Ryan that her life was a lie and it would be foolish to use her as a model for anything.

    • Jeffocaster in the desert

      She was a fucking Russian spy. Look it up. It is true.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Winner of a Darwin Award? Lung cancer couldn’t have happened to a shittier person…

    • Celtic_Gnome

      The only difference between Ann Coulter and Ayn Rand is that no one will be using Ann Coulter’s books as the basis of a political philosophy in 50 years.

  • BoziSpicer

    Sometime later this week, Donnie will tweet that Ryan is a loser of a Speaker and ask his followers to contact their reprehensibles to vote for a new Speaker. Who should be a candidate for this position? I nominate Louie Gohmert.

  • Sardonicuss

    Ryan Insurance Plan (RIP)
    Republican Insurance Plan (RIP)
    …….works both ways.

  • Pilotshark

    So Paul guessing you are reaching for your Mitt Romney call, Tell Stench i am not hear move?

    thinking you will not have to do three hail trumps and a ten minutes of groveling and forgive me.

    • Proud Liberal

      The level of hypocrisy of the Republican Party is galling. Makes me want to vomit.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Is there anyone-other than white supremacists-that Trump and Bannon AREN’T persecuted by?

  • Kathy Marie

    Would someone create an app to turn Ryan’s f@cking face into a kitty cat, or a bunny rabbit, or maybe a toad??

    • Vincent Ricola

      I’ve got a built in brain app that automatically turns his face into a toad.

    • Proud Liberal
      • Mpeg

        wow. That is a very toad-like cat.

        • ziggywiggy

          Be kind, that is Lil Bub, a very famous kitty that has no teeth and and some deformities. To cat lovers it is highly offensive to compare her(Lil Bub) to Paul Ryan. Maybe Grumpy Cat would have been a better choice.

          • cmd resistor

            But I love Grumpy Cat. All cats are superior to Paul Ryan.

          • ziggywiggy

            So very true!

          • cmd resistor

            Actually, so are many creatures in the rodent family.

          • ziggywiggy

            It does make it hard to find any animal comparable to Ryan as they are all superior! I am thinking that maybe Kathy meant that a cat face would at least keep people from becoming nauseated when reading stories about Ryan.

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            Maybe we should use Eddie Munster.

          • cmd resistor

            I have that cat extension on my home computer that turns Trump photos into cat pictures, when it works. As for living creatures and Ryan, perhaps a venomous insect or an intestinal parasite.

  • Jgb979

    Even his original comments are the most mealy mouthed “I’m not going to support him but you do whatever you want to do” another true profile in courage!

    If Paul Ryan looked like Steve Bannon would he have ever gotten elected to anything?

  • penny stock

    How much longer til the FBI makes the orange fucking troll do the perp walk? For fucks sake its been two months of this shit already.

    Here in rural VA it’s very lonely, thank god for Wonkette.

    • BadKitty904

      The Wonketteeriat Is Everywhere.

  • DahBoner

    OT: Just saw an interview with the Governor of NY standing outside on CBS…

    He was standing outside in nothing more than a light “baseball” jacket with no hat. You could see snow accumulating in his thinning, slicked back hair.

    I swear, politicians are idiots if they think this behavior makes them look “tough”, not stupid. 😁

    • Shanzgood

      So you’re saying they’re like my son and his friends when they were in middle school?

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        SHORTS!!! So. Many. Shorts. I love going to get my kids completely bundled up (winter jacket, scarf, hood, gloves, etc) & watching these kids run around in shorts & no jacket! Morans!

      • DahBoner

        Yes, politicians appear to be foolish children. Correct.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Obviously he’s never heard of William Henry Harrison.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        He died in 30 days!

  • Bill D. Burger

    ot____ but…Happy Pi Day!

    Remember: The worst thing about being hit with a Pi is that it never ends. And never talk to one….it just goes on and on and on…. Oh you get the point! ;)

    http://math-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/tumblr_lvjkbqHKV01qbm6wuo1_500.jpg

  • BadKitty904

    OK, Paul then howzabout taking a break from grafting and IMPEACH THE TREASONOUS S.O.B.?!?1?

    • Crystalclear12

      Get him before he gets you.
      Mafia and GOP motto.

      • BadKitty904

        The only diff I can see between the two is that the GOP plays more golf.

    • Honestly, let’s wait ’til a few months before the 2018 midterms to start the process… :P

      • BadKitty904
      • I love you all and i think you would be the wittiest bunch of commenters ever if we were allowed to comment.

        However, i do not understand this confidence about ’18. We’re defending way more seats, R districts (and D for that matter) are gerrymandered within an inch of their lives and this mofo’s approval ratings have gone UP recently.

        I do not think this will be an automatic victory.

        • The longer this train wreck goes on, the more people will be like “holy shit, there’s a train full of flaming dumpsters on fire over there about to crash!”

          The more people who start paying attention, the better. And a giant orange carnival barker is good at exactly one thing, getting attention.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    President Bannon.

    March.

    Ides.

    Shiv.

    If I were Paul Ryan, I’d notice the calendar.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      Pi day!

      • LucindathePook

        Having turkey pot pie for lunch.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Does that make McConnell Mark Antony?

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Now you have me imagining “Friends, Romans, Countrymen” delivered in the dulcet tones of Yertle the Turtle.

        • PubOption

          “They said that Caesar was ambitious, come on people he was a politician, what do you expect.”

  • mancityRed6

    That is probably one of the longest stories I’ve ever seen on brainfart.
    And the comments are so adorable.
    There was one that said we should all boycott Wisconsin cheese until they stop electing Ryan.
    I’m not sure how truthful they were being, and, honestly, I really didn’t want to stay around and ask.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • Reximus

      THAT is awesome

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Poor li’l Donnie McDickwart, being so cruelly “pushed to believe” something. Leader of the Free World with the American military and justice system at his beck and call, but always and forever a pitiable, hapless victim at heart.

    • BadKitty904

      …but always and forever a pitiable, hapless victim at heart.

      I.e., a Republican.

  • janecita
  • Oblios_Cap

    Little Eddie Munster crawled out of his dresser drawer and smacked his head really hard. So now he loves him some Trump steak.

  • Reality Kills

    Hope Scotland splits, join EU. Indo Geert loses big time. Le Pen goes to hell. Merkel stays. Someone hit Putin. And Donnie, well, … (let the bodies hit the floor).

  • Zonath

    There goes Paul Ryan again, pretending that the Republican party has things like principles and values.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • TheGrandWazoo2

    There’s really only one thing to say about Republicans going at each others throats…thanks Obama.

  • anwisok
  • Liberoid Ron

    “His comments are not anywhere in keeping with our party’s principles and values,” Ryan said.

    http://std3.ru/97/d4/1382689455-97d42c3005c58180a312bc8dd6db00bf.jpg

    • Oblios_Cap

      I thought the GOP’s principles and values were being unprincipled and valueless.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Follow the money…

        • Erala Contratista

          Count DeMoney!

  • Sardonicuss

    Here that Pauly.
    That is the sound of President Bannon not liking you.
    Now might be a good time to consider taking your foot off the brake holding back various investigations into Russian entanglements.
    Otherwise: “Oh Pauly, we won’t be hearing from him no more.” “Leave the gun, take the canoli.”

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Canoli is delicious ;)

    • chicken thief

      He has to figure out a way to include Pence in the impeachment so, WHOA LOOK AT THAT!, the Speaker takes over the reigns.

      • Sardonicuss

        He actually is in a position to be that “TBD” guy from the SNL skit.
        It even polls well. Investigating the Russian ties. All he has to do is release the committees and start talking “independent investigator”.

      • Rags

        Did ISWYDT or did you mean reins? Both work great.

  • Apple Scruff

    It can get really confusing reading an article that includes both Rand Paul and Paul Ryan.

  • fawkedifiknow

    If I didn’t know better, I’d think that Breitbart still takes it’s marching orders from Adolph Jr. Bannon, and that the Bannon Administration is setting up Speaker Pipsqueak Ryan for the inevitable fail of Obamacare repeal. These assholes are nothing if they’re not pathological backstabbers.

    • snark-lurker

      “There is no honor among thieves.”

      • marxalot

        Speaking as a thief, I resent that.
        Um
        I mean, THEIF LIBELZ!!11!

        • snark-lurker

          Oh for heathen’s sake donut be so touchy.

          • Laurie Prather

            Did someone say donuts?

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Do or donuts. There is no try.

  • Liberoid Ron

    … the fact it is going so poorly calls into question whether Speaker Ryan, the GOP’s failed 2012 vice presidential nominee who barely supported Trump at all in 2016, really understands how Trump won and how to win in general.

    Yeah, Ryan probably doesn’t even KNOW any Russians!

  • Martini Ambassador

    Needs moar throat biting and gore. But mostly, I’m quite OK with the bitchy backstabbing that is the GOP.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
    • MeerkatsRMammals

      This came about because Peter Tork was HIGH AF, right?

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Or because whatever shred of the Monkees’ career still alive after Head had to be killed with fire.

    • tomamitai

      Sounds like the engineer told him he was popping his p’s.

  • Anna Elizabeth
    • Ducksworthy

      This is why I dropped out of Western Civilization.

  • Relativicus

    Go deeper and think of what else they’re saying. They’re saying Trump is a dupe. A big, dumb, orange ass-hat who is easily misled. A stupid, stupid, petty, incurious and ridiculous little man with deep-seeded daddy issues and a childlike need for validation. A-

    Okay, maybe I’m going too deep. But they’re the ones saying it!

    • tomamitai

      I have a deep seated dislike for the phrase “deep-seeded”. 😄

  • jesuswasablack

    I think they should force Ryan out as speaker and put in this guy, it’s time to purge the centrists!
    https://video-images.vice.com/articles/58c6bc9706ba722eccf76534/lede/1489427107539-Steve-King.jpeg?crop=1xw:0.75xh;center,center&resize=1050:*

    • GoutMachine

      Jesus. Look at those cold, soulless eyes. I think he’s a White Walker.

      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        It’s called greed.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        I read that as “White Wanker.” Just as accurate, I suppose.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Anyone have some dragonglass tipped votes handy?

      • Greyhame

        One day his neighbor will be on TV saying “He was a quiet guy, kept to himself mostly. But I always wondered about his odd collection of little shoes.”

        • Sardonicuss

          “….but all he ever talked about was killing Buckwheat! Day after day: Gonna kill Buckwheat!”

      • Those Children must have been high.

      • tomamitai

        They’d make Ted Bundy(R-HELL) shiver in fright, if they hadn’t fried him.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Difference between Stephen King and Steve King?

      Steve King lives to try and scare the shit out of people who can’t read.

    • vh

      guardian saint of civilization.

      ps: i hope the fate of civilization does not depend on his progeny.

    • Nockular cavity

      That is the proper display of Confederate flags: on fire.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Need to locate some sour apple trees.

      • BadKitty904

        Entwined with sour grape vines…

    • BadKitty904

      You and I will draw up a list during dinner. A long list. The city will be purged! As surely as if she had gorged herself on figs for a year! I will open Rome’s bowels! The streets will run like a sewer!

      ~ The Emperor Tiberius to his grand-nephew and heir, Caliglua, “I, Claudius”

      • Kiri the Paid Protestor

        Dang, we’re a literate bunch!

        • tomamitai

          Does watching the series on PBS count?

          • Kiri the Paid Protestor

            Meh, that’s near enough.

    • JohnBull

      Just remember a LOT of people in his district think the way he does. Just remember this if you’re a minority driving through western Iowa.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        *Note to self: do not be a minority driving through western Iowa.

      • snark-lurker

        Good advice. Western is Iowa’s shallow end of our intelligence pool.

  • Liberoid Ron

    Ryan—still the Speaker…

    Uh, oh…

  • The Librarian

    As much as I loathe Mr. Ryan, anything that unhinges the loons at Breitbart makes me lol. Let moar infighting commence!

    • BadKitty904

      Agreed. The former is contemptible, the latter is seriously dangerous.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Ryan isn’t “conservative” enough for the National Socialists at Breitbart.

    I’m shocked, shocked!

    • Greyhame

      They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

    • (Here are your winnings,sir)

    • Latverian Diplomat

      The greedheads vs. the racists is the dark mirror image of the “class vs. identity politics” conflict on the left.

    • marxalot

      Specifically, he’s the wrong kind of “conservative.”
      He wants to kill people, sure, but he isn’t specific enough about which people, and he won’t polish their Gilty Idle. He has an agenda, which as we all know is gay, and one-world-government also too.

  • jesuswasablack

    “calls into question whether Speaker Ryan, the GOP’s failed 2012 vice presidential nominee who barely supported Trump at all in 2016, really understands how Trump won”
    https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/mt/2016/12/RTX2TYXN/lead_960.jpg?1481537375

    • JohnBull

      There is a billboard like this on the highway between the center and Domodyedovo airport in Moscow. But apparently my camera is fake news.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Ryan: Look Mr. President, can’t we compromise here. Maybe there are a few provisions all of us can support, and passing those will lay a foundation for more progress.

    Trump: Go on.

    Ryan: How about the Tanning Salon tax. Repealing that shows support for two Republican core values: supporting small businesses and giving people cancer.

    Trump: I do like tax cuts.

    Ryan: And then maybe people can get real tans instead of those gross, orange spray on…

    Trump: You’re Fired! Fired like Schwarzenegger! Get out!

  • Nockular cavity

    in a landslide in the electoral college

    Um, Breitbart: those two phrases don’t actually go together.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      They still flogging that lie dead horse?

  • elviouslyqueer
  • sercanet

    We may be misinterpreting Ryan’s remark about wanting “to do what’s best for our members” since Trump’s pussy-grab remark was about doing what is best for HIS member.

  • TheGrandWazoo2
  • mikeconti

    Its amazing to me that Breitbart thinks they can rally a big enough coalition behind our toddler king to matter….for any purpose at all.

  • jesuswasablack

    Ryan really fucked up when he did his little marketing power point presentation, way too detailed and complicated for Trumps supporters, didn’t he learn anything from the election?
    http://jtf.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/white-guys_reuters.jpg

    • GoutMachine

      Ah, the fine specimens of the master race. So superior.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        That guy’s man-boobs are the bigliest. Yuuge.

        • jesuswasablack

          I think that’s a “girl”?

          • Ghenghis McCann

            Surely not?

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            IDK, the way the belly hangs down makes me think male. On the other hand, the moobs are so big it may be wearing a bra. I think it’s safest if we just go with “thing,” as in, “that stupid thing is supposed to be the superior race? LOL.”

          • Erala Contratista

            Can’t tell. But advise this person not to go into any gender specific bathrooms.

    • Bill D. Burger

      That’s the Repubicans’ concept of the new Master Race.

      • BadKitty904

        And the couch potatoes shall inherit the earth?

        • HooverVilles

          Sad.

        • Ducksworthy

          You left out diabetic as in diabetic couch potatoes.

      • HooverVilles

        They will do well on Trumpcare. Chuckle snicker snort.

        Trumpcare, the healthcare that doesn’t care.

        • Claire

          They’re going to be really pissed off when they can’t get their oxy with Medicaid anymore.

    • JohnBull

      At least they’re getting exercise of sorts.

      • BadKitty904

        How many calories does flapping your jaw actually burn?

        • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

          Especially considering the lighter weight of only a couple teeth in it.

          • BadKitty904

            Meth is a helluva drug…

      • Dawn Abraham

        Major point.

    • resistance_fighter_rosenbomb

      I saw a confederate/POW MIA flag combo the other day. KKKlassy.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Are there still Confederate soldiers being secretly held captive since the Civil War? Wow…Obama’s dark powers over time and space are truly amazing!

    • I’m very tempted to do some fat shaming.

      • TJ Barke

        As a fat, I say go for it.

      • kareemachan

        That one woman (?) could at least wear a bra.

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        Waving confederate flags and hooting? Pretty sure those folks wouldn’t feel shame if you ran over them with a monster truck made entirely out of it.

    • The truly pathetic part of that flag-waving they’re doing was that it was never the flag of the Confederacy.

      • Kiri the Paid Protestor

        You’re right of course, but that hardly matters to the people in that photo. It’s more about signaling a particular tribal affiliation.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      I had a guy like this ^ tell me online that “If you go Black, we don’t want you back!”

      I answered: “Bonus! Thanx!”

  • resistance_fighter_rosenbomb

    Ryan didn’t think Trump would win, and now that he has, he’s worried about having legislative successes to tout for when he runs for prez in the future. He was banking on his campaign platform centering on Hillary being awful, but now he has to try and please the various wings of the Republican party. I hope the party burns from this, but I doubt it will.

    • BadKitty904

      BINGO. Everything Ryan says or does is done with a view towards his future Presidential candidacy.

      • magyar of infinite power

        And Trump fucks him both ways – if he succeeds, Ryan’s constituents will hate him. If he fails, Ryan’s opponent will beat him like a babby seal with it.

        • BadKitty904

          When ya makes a deal with the Devil…

    • Anna Rompage

      This healthcare travesty he is pushing just fucked his chances at ever achieving higher office…

      • resistance_fighter_rosenbomb

        I certainly hope so. Republican voters tend to have short memories, however, so I’m not holding my breath….

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Only if it actually passes, actually takes effect before 2018, and actually hurts the white people. Otherwise I don’t see it having much electoral impact, sadly.

  • Crystalclear12
    • Anna Rompage

      Where’s my rusty chainsaw goddammit!

    • Mpeg

      He has transcended reality via bypassing it. Denial really is a river in Egypt, etc.

      • snark-lurker

        icwydt

    • TJ Barke

      Compassionate conservatism.

    • tomamitai

      It “exceeded my expectations,”

      Isn’t that what bin Laden allegedly said about 9/11/01?

  • marxalot

    What a bunch of ticks.

    • Rags

      arthropod libelz.

  • Anna Rompage

    God damn stupid muther fucking Ryan can go suck my dick!

    That moranic fuck puke wrote a lame assed healthcare bill that achieves all of its savings by letting insurance companies sell stripped down plans that will end up under insuring the vast majority of the public.

    The result of people being under insured is that a large number of people will start having to declare bankruptcy due to their medical bills, and hospitals will end up taking huge losses, just like before the ACA was passed.

    Oh, BTW, do you know what happens when hospitals take losses on patients who don’t have insurance, or are under insured? First off, they write some of those losses off, so there’s less federal tax revenue coming from the hospitals. Then they jack up the rates of the rest of their services to compensate for the losses, which means insurance companies pay more, which means the insurance companies will jack up your insurance rates to cover their losses…

    • Bill D. Burger

      And, as not an unimportant side, hundreds of local hospitals in rural America could be put out of business by the GOP healthcare abomination.

      • Thaumaturgist

        Now that we have diplomatic relations with Cuba, all of us can access affordable health care. So what’s the beef?

        • Ducksworthy

          With generally better outcomes. Good point.

      • snark-lurker

        they Don’tCare

    • Ducksworthy

      Old fashioned “health insurance” covered things like “loss of one leg in railway accident during full moon” for $400. Many people were happy with that, and it was economical.

      • Anna Rompage

        I had to sign a waiver like that when I went to work for a machine shop.

        If I recall, losing a left hand, combined with a right eye, and both testicles got you something like $15,000, but only as long as it was an accident, and the business was not proven to be negligent…

        • Courser_Resistance

          I have to give you some mad props. Yesterday, I was triggered and pissy. So after work, I took a page out of your book and took a long, hot shower, conditioned my hair, blew it out and painted my fingers and toes. Which I haven’t done in years. It left me feeling pampered and nicely feminine.

          So thanks for your wisdom. It stuck with me on a tough Monday.

          • Anna Rompage

            Hot water is always a great reset! And a little pampering is just icing on the cake

          • Courser_Resistance

            Thanks for supporting me when I’ve been down {{hugs}}

  • JohnBull

    You don’t have to go to Breitbart to see the comments when this sums up everything you see there:
    “Hey, libs! To bad your bich Killary didn’t win. We won, snowflakes, go back to your safe space, we won! Don’t like it, GO TO IRAN! USA! USA! You and your Sal Ollinsky tyrannists and commies.”

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      That’s pretty much the Trumphole response to everything. I mean, you say “good morning” to one of these motherfuckers, that’s what you hear in reply.

      • JohnBull

        Well, it would be a good morning if the libs just got outta mah country!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      If you have to keep reminding us that you won, perhaps you didn’t win after all!

      • kareemachan

        You have to admit they’re pretty lousy winners….

    • BadKitty904

      No, Putin won.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        No, you’re the puppet.

  • SpideySenser

    “I disinvited him from my first congressional district GOP event this weekend—a thing I do every year.” So, The Donald gets jilted every year by this POS?

    • The Librarian

      It’s a match made in hell.

      • SpideySenser

        D’accord.

    • Mike Steele

      That was an unwieldy quote, and reminiscent of what Heather would have told Ashley after unfriending that annoying guy with the bad hair on FB.

  • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend
    • vh

      i hope presiding over the needless suffering of real people is worth the orgasm of making an ideological point and achieving a theoretical metric.

    • BadKitty904

      …a special kind of monster” and/or a Republican politician.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Reinhard Heydrich reincarnated.

    • TJ Barke

      Or an average kind of sociopath.

    • The Librarian

      That mug is dart board worthy.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    I’ll bet Rand Paul feels real bad about all this.

    • snark-lurker

      hep…canut…stop…laffing…on…to the…floor…now dying…i think…mebbe…prolly…i donut know…

    • tomamitai

      Well he would if he possessed human emotions.

    • Rick Hill

      If he could stop dancing and snorting celebratory coke off of stripper’s asses he would respond.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    I wonder if Rand Paul likes being called an ally of Trump by Breitbart. If they said that about me it would be pistols at dawn

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Snow day!

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Happy snow day, Lance!

      • Lance Thrustwell

        How about you, fellow Baltimorean?

        • YoBunnyBunny

          I was a little peeved that it was damn near quarter to 6AM this morning until my job officially announced they’d be closed. I typically leave my apartment before 6 to go to work, so I had to wake up like normal and just wait for the word before going back to bed.

          Other than that, I expect to have fruitless and lazy snow day, enjoying dick jokes here when my internet isn’t flicking off!!!

        • Mike Steele

          Lady MS here from Delmarva- called cousin in Charm City this morning. She said they had about 4″ on the ground, but everything had been cancelled well in advance of anticipated snowmageddon. Appears to be a welcome non-event. Eastern Shore got sleet last night, but all we’re noticing now is rugged winds, playing havoc with forsythia, etc. that had already bloomed during spell of 70s in Feb!

          • mailman27

            Another Wonketteer on Delmarva? Who’da thunk it? Gotta keep yer head down on the Eastern Shore…

          • Mike Steele

            Lady MS here: and I, too, was a ‘mailman’ for 22 years, brother…NALC Local #258:)

    • snark-lurker

      donut eat the yellow snow

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      We had a MASSIVE snow event here in Kentuckistan last night! By which I mean it snowed medium-light for about 10 minutes and then stopped. It was so exciting my quilt group literally all stopped sewing and went to look out at it falling through the streetlights. It’s the most we’ve seen all winter.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      My car is covered in ice and snow :(

    • Kiri the Paid Protestor

      I have mostly cloudy, maybe some rain, about 60 degrees.
      See you when I get to work!

    • Swampgas_Man

      The buses ain’t running here at all today.

  • Inner Venom

    I swear watching right wingers bicker with each other is like watching the YouTube comments section come to life.

  • Mike Steele

    The only alliance between Trump & Rand Paul is their slavish devotion to themselves.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    I don’t expect literary perfection from blogs that aren’t the Teh Wonkette, but the Breitbart excerpts make me want to call my eighth grade English teacher and thank her.

    • Kiri the Paid Protestor

      Do it. She’ll be surprised and very pleased, I’m sure!

  • tomamitai

    I had a teacher who told a story about the value of keeping the shock value of the word “fuck” by limiting its use. To summarize, he related an instance in which his use of the word got people’s attention and caused them to follow his advice and solve a problem. If the word is devalued by too frequent use, he said, it loses that attention-grabbing shock value, and then what will you do? Republicans have done this to the words “mandate” and “landslide”, using them so often that they’ve now become synonyms of the word “majority”.

    If Trump’s 56.5% electoral college win is a “landslide”, what do we call Obama’s 61.7% victory in 2012, or his 67.8% win in 2008? What about Bill Clinton’s 68.8% win in 1992, or his 70.5% win in 1996? And what in the wide world of sports do we call Reagan’s 97.6% in 1984, or Washington’s 100% in both of his wins?*

    Before they start fucking up everybody’s healthcare and kicking tens of millions of people to the fucking curb, maybe the republicans should take some fucking time to either get their fucking sense of proportion in line with fucking reality, or invent some new fucking words to describe the slim fucking margin by which they clutch the fucking levers of power!

    * Numbers from here, rounded to one decimal place.

    • Erala Contratista

      Years ago, when I began working at the PD, a cop told me the same thing. Profanity loses meaning and effect when over used. Then you got nothin’.

    • Rags

      Sadly, the R’s have a talent for word twisting. ‘Patriot Act,’ ‘Death Panels,’ ‘Alt-facts’ etc.etc.etc.

    • magyar of infinite power

      I save the c-bomb for special occasions.

      • Courser_Resistance

        I’ve used it, but honestly, I rarely have occasion to use such a specific cuss. Also too, I’ve never been sure of what negative connotations are supposed to be conveyed with it. It’s kind of like ‘dick’ in that sense, but far worse I guess. I think the Brits use it well.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      Suggestions:
      Tremendous Victory, Yoooge Landslide, Bigly Win, Wonderful Win, Bigly Wonderful Tremendous Yooge Landslide Win

    • Courser_Resistance

      Oh yes. As a young woman in an all-male survey party, I learned the value of a strategically placed “Fuck”. Though that was back in the day when it didn’t see *quite* so much common use.

  • Reality Kills

    Most of Western Europe and Canada got the idea that healthcare is a human right long time ago. Us here in the states? Healthcare is a luxury.

    • Reality Kills

      And the worst part? Many here believe it should a be luxury.

    • Anna Rompage

      We’re also the same country that seems to be leaning towards the idea that access to fresh clean water is not a basic right, but a privilege as well…

      • Phoenixdoglover

        We are pre-Brawndo.

    • Inner Venom
    • YoBunnyBunny

      Exactly.

      It’n it weird though? Healthcare for everyone is just a luxury that we couldn’t possibly afford as a nation.

      But eleventy million guns in everybody hands and billions of dollars to fund wars, that’s the real necessity!!!!! Sure people die, but unlike those losers he were stupid enough to get sick, they’re dying with guns blazing like Real American Heroes!!!1111!

      • Courser_Resistance

        They prolly have a special Heaven they get to go to if they die with a gun in their hand.

        • Phoenixdoglover

          Boot Hill.

  • TJ Barke

    Here in reality based America, Trump, breitfart, and Ryan are all the enemy.

    • NellCote71

      Thank you for putting this into perspective.

  • Rick Hill

    Oh, yeah. Make tump feel you’ve mislead him. That road doesn’t go both ways. Makes it a certainty that trump and congress will not work together.

    • magyar of infinite power

      Good

  • Reality Kills

    Where is Wayne Tracker?

    • BadKitty904

      Skypeing with Carlos Danger.

      • Erala Contratista

        AND Jose Cabana!

    • Anna Elizabeth

      That hard-muscled Bull of a man is choking ninja and punching sharks in the face!

  • Michael Smith

    “Breitbart is beginning to doubt Paul Ryan’s commitment to Sparkle Motion!”

    Perfect reference.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Sure they’re angry at ZEGS now, but it won’t last. Party before country with these guys, every time. It makes me angry when the right calls themselves patriots.

  • Bill Slider

    So, Ryan is the real enema, er, enemy for the GOP? But, what about Hillary? What about Obama? Can I party with Putin now? Can I party with China’s Xi, like Trump? Perhaps, one of those not quite Ivanka, but Wonkette, Hell No, caps is what I need.

  • Reality Kills
    • Panika MCD

      Carter Wake, NY.

  • writersbloc

    Solid job on the Darko reference.

  • Fritz Toch

    News announcer on the radio this morning said, “Conservative news outlet, Breitbart”. I almost wrecked the car. We are even more fucked than I thought, if Breitbart is considered anything other than a sewage outlet.

  • DainBramage

    “His comments are not anywhere in keeping with our party’s principles and values,” Ryan said.

    Paul Ryan clearly feels that starving poor people is the core principle of the GOP and has less time for pussy grabbing than tRump.

  • Rags

    So Breitbart/Bannon launched a tactical nucular strike at Ryan’s health care. Can an Assured Mutual Destruction counterstrike on Bannon/Trump/Everyone Else In the Administration Russian connections be far behind? This has the makings of an epic deathmatch. One can only hope.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I am so looking forward to this.

    • timpundit

      As long as they fight with real ammo I am for this.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    “This is the first major initiative that Trump has worked on with Ryan”. Now, let’s just stop right there. Trump is not nor will he be working on any legislation with anyone. He has no idea nor is he curious enough to understand what it takes to draw up and pass legislation. In short, the man is a dunce.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Dunce libelz!

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        Yeah, it’s a white hood, not a dunce cap!

    • Phoenixdoglover

      This. I would love to see a law drafted by Trump. Or even a book report. Or a Christmas poem for Mommy.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        I’d settle for his tax returns.

  • OrG

    Delicious.

    • Courser_Resistance

      Unfortunate placement of post. See above.

      Yes, I am 12.

      • OrG

        ??

        • magyar of infinite power

          “Trumpcare finally squeezed out and landed like a turd that was stuck in the pipe for seven years.” – Paperless Tiger

          • OrG

            :)

        • Courser_Resistance

          My apologies. I was reading top down so the turd comment was immediately above yours. Obviously, your comment was not related to it, but it was a… bit jarring to read in succession.

          But just about Wonkette’s speed ;-)

          • HazooToo

            I thought the same damn thing!

  • Paperless Tiger

    Trumpcare finally squeezed out and landed like a turd that was stuck in the pipe for seven years. God what a stench. Now they’re in a panic to blame Ryan, or anybody but Trump.

    • ORAXX

      Given the way Trump has sung the praises of this bill…….a bill he almost certainly did not read given his gnat like attention span……it’s going to be kind of hard for Boss Tweet to distance himself from it.

      • theCryptofishist

        Nah, it’s just another thing he shot on firth avenue.

  • specialcircumstances

    I’m just here for the reference to Sparkle Motion…

    • Rags

      Sparkle Motion is the Best Pony!

      • magyar of infinite power

        My avatar disagrees

        • Alexander Stallwitz

          For me, best pony is Fluttershy

        • theCryptofishist

          I just took a closer look at your avatar, and you’re right! All this time I thought it was someone in a chair.

      • specialcircumstances

        I’ll take your word for it, but I’m using it in reference to Donnie Darko ;)

    • Red Bellied Black Shake

      Ha! Brony’s in the wild 😜 Never thought I’d see the day.

      • specialcircumstances

        all love to brony’s, but I’m more a Donnie Darko fan

        • Red Bellied Black Shake

          That movie almost broke my mind in two, I’m still needing therapy! How was the second one? I’ve been told I’m not to watch it. Sad!

          • specialcircumstances

            It’s a classic. Never saw it, far as I’m concerned it doesn’t exist.

  • timpundit

    “His comments are not anywhere in keeping with our party’s principles and values,” Ryan said.

    Neither was Bush’s you needle -dick. Your party HAS no principles anymore, none.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!
    • Red Bellied Black Shake

      Brutal.

  • The Witch of Endor

    I’m all for infighting amongst the rethugs. However, I’d rather have Ryan as speaker than whoever Bannon picks to replace him. It might be fun to see the fireworks if Ryan doesn’t give up the speakership quietly.

    So we’ve seen Milo jettisoned and now Ryan. I wonder who’s next on the chopping block?

  • Swampay

    So trumpannon is going to actively campaign against the AHCA? This should be interesting. Hand me that popcorn.

  • Hospergar

    “I hope you appreciate that I’m doing what I think is best for you, the members, not what’s best for me:” the congressional equivalent of, “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”

    • Phoenixdoglover

      Yup. Ryan essentially said, “I am turning away from Trump, focusing on my own reelection, and doing it all for you.”. Yeah, thanks so very, very much.

  • Jonny On Maui

    and the fact it is going so poorly calls into question whether Speaker Ryan, the GOP’s failed 2012 vice presidential nominee who barely supported Trump at all in 2016, really understands how Trump won and how to win in general.

    Oh PaulieBoy knows how the crazy one won. By cheating. That’s the only way they can win.

    • theCryptofishist

      I’ve decide to melt Paul Ryan and Rand Paul into one ugly Repug congressman, Rand Paul Ryan. Mostly, I want to fuck with Breightbarters.

    • phoenix00

      Cheating, rigging, external interference, AND a technicality.

  • jaspersdad

    I like going to breitbart to stir the hornets nest. My record is 20 minutes and 8 comments before being banned.

    • See if you can break that today ^.^
      Mine alas was only like 2 minutes. I suck at that stuff

      • Pisto75666

        You’re stronger people than I am. I just lurk. My sanity and decent blood pressure are just too important.

        • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

          I don’t even lurk. Those fuckers can pay their bills without my clicky-moniez.

          • Pisto75666

            I’m too curious for my own good. It never works out well, but still I just can’t help myself. I DID used to comment. Eventually one gets tired of sticking their neck out, though.

        • HooverVilles

          I agree. I don’t have the stomach for that stuff!
          Like JustDon’tSayDieInJail below I don’t go to their sites. I will not support them at all.

          • Pisto75666

            Don’t get me wrong, I USED to. I LOVE a good internet argument/fight as well as the next person. My problem was I kept trying to get them to see how right *I* was. Eventually I realized my life is too short, and getting away from the computer isn’t a BAD thing.

      • jaspersdad

        The last time I got banned for unpatriotic comments. (at least that was the warning I received) Fucking Nazis.

    • Red Bellied Black Shake

      I must try this, $20 bux says I last 10 minutes!

  • according to Trump ally Sen. Rand Paul
    ummmmhhhhh blightfart? I do seem to recall Rand Paul being ZOMG TRUMP IS THE WORST!!!! like a lot of times?

    • Pisto75666

      I loved this,from the blightfart comment section: Paul Ryan has got to go!

      Ryan is trying to grab power by hijacking healthcare.

      Grabbing power? What is he, a Marvel villain?

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        I made a mistake of going into the comments section of Breitbart once. It was one of the most horrible places on the internet i have been to. It made me feel physical unclean. One of the commenters was fantasizing about a race war and being able to shoot his limit. The people on that site are vile and evil beyond repair

        • Pisto75666

          As a rule, most comment sections give off that feeling. Once in a while I venture to a few random sports/entertainment sites but stick mostly to Wonkette. It’s SO much nicer that way.

        • Panika MCD

          I nominate you to be official Talker to Wonks Thinking About Going to the Breitbart Comments Section.

        • Red Bellied Black Shake

          That’s horrible Alexander, it should also be a big red warning flag to all sane people in America, there are plenty of those who want to kill you, worse, they have lots of AK47’s and shotguns. Thank god our government took away most of the guns here in Australia 🇦🇺 they actually did a buyback scheme, after our Port Arthur Massacre, back in the 80’s I think.

      • SkinlessGenderlessMan

        The Mos Eisely of comment sections….

  • Pisto75666

    Not for nothing but has anybody noticed the upvote numbers on that comment section? In the HUNDREDS. Wow.

  • Teecha

    They should all be cautious when accepting an invitation to a nice hotel for discussions with ole farty. *cough* nightofthelongknives *cough*

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Also, too, when drinking tea

  • Bitter Scribe

    These guys sure seem to be re-living the election a lot, don’t they? Gee, it’s almost as though they can’t bear to contemplate what’s happening now.

  • mailman27

    Again with the “landslide.”

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Whenever I lose by 3 million votes, I always think that’s a sign of an overwhelming win. Of course I also have a traumatic brain injury.

    • Panika MCD
      • BearDeLaOursistance

        Most GOP representatives don’t have a reflection, though.

  • Lefty Wright

    I would say let them primary Ryan and select a brown shirt with a Hitler moustache, but the way some parts of the country are voting, the neo-fascist would win the general election.

  • So, Ryan has “pushed” and “misled” Trump about this healthcare thing? But, doesn’t that mean that it is possible to push Trump around and that he’s kinda’ gullible?

    • zerosumgame0005

      Trump cites Infowars, so yeah he is super-gullible

      • Red Bellied Black Shake

        Is there no a liberal hacker collective that can take that site down for a few days, or forever? I had to block my family from the site, that was easy. Sad tho.

    • phoenix00

      It’s like he barely has a brain or coherent thought of his own!

  • ImpureScience

    This is like a Japanese monster movie, except there’s no ‘good’ monster in it. Ghidorah vs. Baragon, maybe.

  • Panika MCD

    since when has Sen. Rand Paul been considered one of Tsarina Pussgrab’s friends? I mean, sure he’s been nice for a bit, but not enthusiastic or anything. he also once said a speck of dirt in your eye was more qualified for the presidency.

    Paul Ryan is only responsible for the bill not passing insofar as it sucks–it’s not that he doesn’t know parliamentary tricks, it’s that the bill is just bad. so does Tsarina’s HSA version. what? should he have misled Tsarina to think that the other version could pass when it simply could not? they both just suck.

    and Breitbart may want to use caution in proposing that the voters have any power in the legislative process. the need to act with the understanding that the voters who elected the orange one are not the representatives themselves and even the voters who elected the orange one are starting to realize they were sold a fantasy that will not come to fruition and are turning on the GOP as fast as they came to them–this is always the issue with fair weather voters.

    finally, when did they get the idea that Paul Ryan wasn’t prostituting himself? that’s always been the case.

    • whitroth

      How do you expect him to pay for his $350 bottles of wine, if he doesn’t prostitute himself?

      • hammstring

        With the Savings from TRumpCare?

      • Panika MCD

        non-property taxes.

      • Red Bellied Black Shake

        God these rich bastards make me sick, $350 is almost a months rent to me, or food for 2 months, and he spends it on one bottle of wine? There is no justice, there is just us. 😔

        • Sew Imperfect

          We pay almost $2k a month. I wish we could move but all the IT jobs are in areas w/high-cost-of-living areas. Even if we had the money I wouldn’t spend $350 on a bottle of wine!!! I’d feel too guilty thinking about people that don’t even have food to eat. My husband says the R slogan should be “Me! Mine!”

  • Sunnyinwyoming

    I noticed in the above Ryan quote that he repeatedly discussed doing what’s best for himself and what’s best for the collective you of the representatives, he didn’t say do what’s best for your constituents, or what’s best for the country. I found that very telling, not surprising, but telling.

    • Red Bellied Black Shake

      He’s a Republicans Politician, nobody should expect him to care about the people who placed him in power, why anybody would is the mystery, to me anyway.

  • Tiny kaiju

    Wouldn’t it be grand if the RWNJs primaried Ryan from the right and they all lost to Russ Feingold,who I just learned from Wikipedia is from Janesville too.

  • Foocatchoo

    Another perfectly punchable face!

  • Scrofula

    So, time till Ryan suddenly has to take the R’s up on his need for “family time”?
    I’m just surprised it’s promoting Rand Paul. Further proof that your college buddy in 2012 who told you to “google Ron Paul!” really was full of shit.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Paul Ryan. Fake Irish dude. Here’s a real one:

    https://youtu.be/WxxQOGGl2Jc

    • Red Bellied Black Shake

      Irish pride, standing up for all immigrants and outsiders, that Irish Senator is my new hero. I’m Irish myself so I have a good idea of that which he speaks. Luckily Australia makes no distinction when it comes to Irish, we do have a lot of work ahead of us with other minority’s, however I do believe we are resetting one hundred thousand refugees from all over the world ATM 🌎 we need to get these people off Manus Island tho, that is a shameful situation.

  • CATMAN

    What great fun to watch as Bannon &Co do a little scapegoating on the Sleazy Mr Ryanto distract from their fuckups. The problem with shit fights is that no one comes out smelling clean

    • Red Bellied Black Shake

      It would be worth it.

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