Remember the olden timey, innocent days of October, when we all thought we were about to elect Hillary Clinton president, and we felt even more secure in that knowledge when the “Access Hollywood” footage was released showing Donald Trump very clearly stating that, because he is a big star, he gets to “grab them by the pussy” whenever he wants? Well, Speaker Paul Ryan remembers it, though we’re a-guessin’ he wishes he didn’t.
Breitbart remembers, though! The Excellent Journalism Website has released leaked audio of Paul Ryan doing a conference call with House Republicans after the Trump pussy news came out, and Ryan can be very clearly heard stating in no uncertain terms that he is taking his toys and going home, and also eff that Donald Trump, Ryan is THROUGH WITH HIM.
“His comments are not anywhere in keeping with our party’s principles and values,” Ryan said. “There are basically two things that I want to make really clear, as for myself as your Speaker. I am not going to defend Donald Trump—not now, not in the future. As you probably heard, I disinvited him from my first congressional district GOP event this weekend—a thing I do every year. And I’m not going to be campaigning with him over the next 30 days.”
“Look, you guys know I have real concerns with our nominee,” Ryan continued. “I hope you appreciate that I’m doing what I think is best for you, the members, not what’s best for me. So, I want to do what’s best for our members, and I think this is the right thing to do. I’m going to focus my time on campaigning for House Republicans. […] [B]ut with respect to Donald Trump, I would encourage you to do what you think is best and do what you feel you need to do. Personally, you need to decide what’s best for you. And you all know what’s best for you where you are.”
AND STAY GONE! But then Trump “won” the presidency in a very unexpected way, therefore everything became suddenly different, and it’s not like Paul Ryan really has principles or anything.
So, as we mentioned above, Breitbart is VERY TICKY about this, because Paul Ryan is a RINO Cuck from RINO-Cuck-istan, not at all like the True “Alt-Right” white supremacist conservatives at Breitbart who elevated Trump to the presidency just barely. Golly, if Paul Ryan’s going to act like that, then what’s the point of Breitbart’s former CEO Steve Bannon even working in the White House? They should primary Ryan and get a REAL conservative in there, so Bannon’s agenda may pass unimpeded!
Excerpts of Breitbart bein’ all butthurt, from their BREAKING NEWS post on the subject:
Ryan—still the Speaker—has pushed now President Donald Trump to believe his healthcare legislation the American Health Care Act would repeal and replace Obamacare when it does not repeal Obamacare. Ryan has also, according to Trump ally Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), misled President Trump into believing that Ryan’s bill can pass Congress. Paul and others believe the bill is dead on arrival in the U.S. Senate since a number of GOP senators have come out against it, and there are serious questions about whether it can pass the House. This is the first major initiative that Trump has worked on with Ryan—and the fact it is going so poorly calls into question whether Speaker Ryan, the GOP’s failed 2012 vice presidential nominee who barely supported Trump at all in 2016, really understands how Trump won and how to win in general. […]
Ryan followed through on his promise to not campaign with Trump, abandoning the now president in the final crucial weeks leading up to the all-important general election. But Trump won anyway, in a landslide in the electoral college crushing Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton. This audio file means that Trump won all 306 of his electoral votes on his own, without Ryan, including the 10 he won in Ryan’s home state of Wisconsin.
Oh goodness, Breitbart is beginning to doubt Paul Ryan’s commitment to Sparkle Motion! (Of course they are. Breitbart-style wingnuts HATE Paul Ryan and Bannon literally told his staff there that “Paul Ryan is the enemy.”)
Of course, this is nothing really new. It was one of the running stories THE ENTIRE CAMPAIGN, how Ryan was unwilling to really get in line behind Crown Prince Pussgrab. Here are some Wonkette headlines from that era:
- Paul Ryan Campaigning With Donald Trump, But SHHHHHHHH, It’s Too Embarrassing! (He did not actually end up doing that, because the Pussy Grab tape was leaked!)
- Paul Ryan So Sad Hillary Clinton Was Mean To That Nice Trump Boy
- Paul Ryan: Vote For The Racist!
- Coquettish Paul Ryan Done Playing Hard To Get, Ready To Give His Heart To Trump
- Donald Trump, Paul Ryan Is Not That Kind Of Girl!
- Donald Trump And Paul Ryan, Will You Two Please Just Have Sex And Get It Over With?
- Speaker Paul Ryan Finally Letting Donald Trump Have His Way With Him
Yeah buddy, like we said, that is just a sampling.
And now, right in the middle of the disastrous “healthcare plan” roll-out, we have new audio proving for once and for all that Paul Ryan’s flirtatious advances were just that, he never really loved Trump, and now he’s probably just using Trump to push his agenda through, and will toss Trump aside like a freshly used cum sock the second he’s no longer useful.
Oh well, we hate all these people equally, so let’s just LOL at them.
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