Also, Andrew Breitbart keeled over dead of his own anger, which led to Steve Bannon taking over Breitbart.com and getting Donald Trump elected president.
Wow, *life comes at you fast gif*!
So on the one hand: after FOUR YEARS of unemployment, under my inerrant reign, your Wonkette got bigger and hired more people and gave me a husband and a babby and close to ONE MILLION NEW FRIENDS A MONTH. We outlasted Gawker! (But in a bad way :( ) We … did some other things? (Unclear.) On the other hand: President Donald Trump for REAL?
How have your five years been, my sweetlings? And what ever shall we do for the next five besides #DANCE and #RESIST? Suggestions and stories please, this is your Open Thread!
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