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Whoops! Wrong snowflakes!
Whoops! Wrong snowflakes!

This weekend, in the largest protest in all of American history, millions of Americans joined together to march against the inauguration of Donald Trump as President of the United States. It was lovely, though not quite as lovely as not having Donald Trump for president would have been.

Naturally, there were those who were not too thrilled about it. Many Trumpists went around being all “It’s just not fair that you won’t even give him a chance! He’s your president now! He won! He deserves a CHANCE! You lost! Get over it!” Joining this crowd was none other than the precious Tomi Lahren, who was appalled — simply appalled — that all these people would dare to protest a man elected by millions of “hardworking Americans.”

“Yeah, let’s talk about that Women’s March on D.C.! The whole idea started the day after the fair and free election of President Donald Trump. See, some — THE SNOWFLAKES — were so taken aback by the result they felt they must do something. Something constructive? No, not really. When they finally stopped crying, they decided to plan a march in Washington D.C. For what reason? To show little girls around the country that they too can play the victim card, they too can have their greatest contribution to society be whining about the election, they too can aspire to protest a man and a presidency millions of other hardworking Americans, male and female, elected into office. Wow! What a message of empowerment!”

Oh man! Oh jeez! What kind of horrible, terrible SNOWFLAKE would go and protest someone who had just become President of the United States? Man, it must have been all those trophies we got for not winning things, which we all still very much treasure and keep in the cabinet with our good china. Next to our gold-plated victim cards!

If only we had some kind of helpful blueprint to show us how non-snowflakes react to someone they don’t like becoming president!

WAIT! I know! Didn’t the non-snowflakes just live through eight years of a president they didn’t much care for? Well! Let’s do a flashback to see how Real Americans who are not delicate and whiny like we are handle things!

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The year is 2009! President Barack Obama has just been elected into office by millions of Americans. I wonder how those who did not vote for him reacted? Judging by the way they’re talking now, it seems like they immediately accepted his authority and legitimacy as president, gave him a chance, and never said anything bad about him, because they are patriots and he was the president. Probably, also, they realized they lost, and decided to look at things from our perspective for a while!

Let’s take a look around, shall we?

Welp! Here are some Tea Party protesters in April of 2009, talking about how President Obama was not born here. Sort of like how our current president used to do! Talk about gracefully accepting a loss!

I bet mostly those who opposed President Obama treated him with respect! All classy-like! Not like us snowflakes!

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Tomi later laid into the whole feminist movement and the left, for refusing to tolerate intolerance and calling people bigots just because they say and believe bigoted things.

“But it’s not just the marchers, it’s the feminist movement and really the collective left, who preach tolerance and understanding but only for those people and issues they believe in. Meanwhile, they point fingers at Trump or Trump supporters and label us all bigots with their cardboard signs, their hashtags and their exclusive moral ground we’re just not good enough to stand on. Well, bull!”

Similarly, one of the things many Trumpists have been particularly upset about is the fact that we supposedly keep suggesting they are Nazis, just because a lot of neo-Nazis happen to support Donald Trump and feel that he is a good thing for their movement. How is that even fair? Who would DO such a thing? We can hardly imagine! Let us travel back in time, again, to when Obama was elected President. Bet we won’t see any of that nonsense!

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Yep! Nothing to see here! Oh! Also, conservatives have definitely not been using the term “feminazi” for literal decades either. Nope. And they have always been very kind to us, and tolerant of our views, and simply wish that we would do the same.

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It is just too bad that we have not followed the good example set for us by Republicans who opposed President Obama — and, naturally, immediately stopped doing that the minute he was elected president. Who accepted his election with grace, and dignity, and the same absolute deference they are hoping we will now show the man they just elected.

[Tomi Lahren Facebook]

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  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot
    • Noun posted a thing yesterday about how snowflakes defeated the Nazis before.
      I say, like Libtard, we adopt the name with pride

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      Mess with the snowflakes, you get an avalanche.

      And, Tomi, what do avalanches do, if you’re caught in their way?

      They bury you.

  • UnsaltedSinner
  • Sorry, conservatives, you abandoned all moral high ground when you sided with actual Nazis.
    Andalso, your concern trolling is lolz. All that talk of liberal tears? Yet more projection!

    • goonemeritus

      Nazis, Putin and Rodrigo Duterte, you got to give them credit for being a big tent Party.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    Why are Tomi’s earrings sparkling with fake four spikey things?

  • BreakingDeadMen

    I propose we call them skidmarks, because those are all shitty in their own unique way.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    IOKIY…. oh fuck them. Its OKAY if you are an AMERICAN.

  • SessileRaptor

    All the images and blog posts and TV rantings about obbumer need to be cataloged, preserved, and pulled out every single fucking time one of those asshats says anything resembling “Get over it.”

    Post links in facebook discussions, on twitter, print that shit out and staple it to their foreheads, never ever let them forget for one fucking second.

    • willi0000000

      . . . and every single thing that the pugs do that hurts people should get the same treatment.

      and every time a pug runs for office, any office, call them out as being the party that broke _______ and hurt __ thousands/millions of citizens . . . go after their candidates for dog catcher, school board, councilor, mayor, rep, senator, governor! . . . every office they run for, every candidate they run!

      because they might seem OK now but they will vote the party line!

  • Dudleydidwrong

    Obviously a memory isn’t important when you hang out with those idiots. The world began with them–yesterday. And if their Glorious Leader keeps going, it may end with them, too.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    If Glenn Beck had really had a come to jezuz moment with Sam Bee, his media outlet would not be broadcasting a hateful Aryan young woman.

  • MynameisBlarney

    That was a pleasant reminder of just how fucking stupid the GOTP electorate truly is.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    they decided to plan a march in Washington D.C. For what reason? To show little girls around the country that they too can play the victim card, they too can have their greatest contribution to society be whining about the election, they too can aspire to protest a man and a presidency millions of other hardworking Americans, male and female, elected into office speak for the majority of Americans who did not elect Donald to the White House, voice their opinion about their opposition to Donald’s agenda, and organize to resist Putin’s puppet. Wow! What a message of empowerment!”

    /fixed
    /FFS

  • Ricky Gay

    I usually insert here: “It’s always projection.” But I think from now on “It’s always bone-deep stupidity and hate.”

  • Nounverb911

    Don’t forget that extra very special snowflake Davey Clarke got taunted by some mean girls at the Women’s march on Saturday.

    https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/822999355946913793

    • ZOMG VERBAL INSULTS!!!

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      “Creeps”?

      YOU ARE A FUCKING COP!

    • NastyBossetti

      So verbal insults = a riot now?
      He also said there were no black or latino women there, which is weird because I was in DC on Saturday. I saw white women, black women, latino women, Asian women, middle eastern women (and men and children of all different colors, too)!
      I also saw cops. They seemed to be in good spirits, smiling like there wasn’t even a riot going on at all! I’d expect them to be pretty tense if they were at the scene of a riot.

      • honeywest

        Alternate Facts. TONS of women of color. LIE!

      • arensb

        So verbal insults = a riot now?

        Well, sure. BillDo (dba The Catholic League) has, for years, been complaining about being attacked, assaulted, and for all I know, raped behind the rectory, when people don’t suck Jesus’ cock as hard as he does.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Such a delicate little flower, isn’t he?

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      I hope Trump sets a budget to pay for all the fainting couches these big strong conservatives will need over the next 4 years..

    • OneYieldRegular

      “Women’s riot”

      That was a march, dear, not a riot. You’ll know when it’s a riot.

      • cmd resistor

        Women’s riot = Women being uppity.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      I like how he called it a “riot”…excuse me while I wipe away tears of laughter! If you were there, you will know it was no such thing. This guy’s gonna snap. Mark my words.

    • NastyBossetti

      I will admit that I *did* flip off a TRUMP float that sped by with a police escort. That was my most riotous moment.

    • honeywest

      what a wimp. All hate, no cattle.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      I was trying to decide which part of this tweet is the most outrageous. But each phrase just compounds the ridiculousness of the preceding until “no cops” finally collapses it into a black hole of pomposity.

    • Antonin Dvorak

      What the hell is with the cowboy hat? Did he forget he was from Wisconsin and not Texas?

    • BrianW

      “I dared those creeps to do something.” Yeah, so you could then get them arrested for assaulting a public servant (as it’s called here in Texas) and whine even more about how horrible they are. Stay classy, motherfucker.

    • Nockular cavity

      Hey, if there’s a women’s riot, I expect to see prison guards. Just sayin’

    • ViveLaRésistance

      So it sounds like he actually was taunted a second time.

    • Erala Contratista

      Well, Dave, looks like you answered your own self.

      You can let go of your tail, now.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      I guess even he doesn’t consider himself a cop anymore?

      Better get a new twatterhandle there, Yosemite Derp.

    • Querolous

      “dared those creeps to do something.” Ah, is that inciting to riot? Skirts awful close to 18 U.S. Code § 2102

  • Crystalclear12

    Your victim card is gold platted! Mind’s only silver, how do I upgrade?

    • dslindc

      There is an annual fee for the Platinum one.

    • QHarp, Mujer malévola

      Gold is the ‘Castrating Bitch’ level of membership. You have to cut off the balls of a Nice Guy ™ and make them into toys for your 17 cats to play with.

  • goonemeritus

    I was inconvenienced by a slow moving driver in a Subaru who was leaving the Seneca Falls march so I guess it was kind of like terrorism.

    • Rabbit_Rebozo

      Wait… is there any other kind of Subaru?

      • MissNomer

        WRX. Not at all slow.

        • Seek

          BRZ also not at all slow. Fun little rear wheel drive coupe.

          • Querolous

            A Toyobaru.

          • Seek

            Subion is also acceptable frontier gibberish. Regardless of the branding, they are reasonably priced fun little cars that get decent but not great mileage.

  • dslindc

    I think all Trina does is complain these days.

  • HUH.
    Remember the Tea Party March? Which was much much much smaller, btw. MUCH. But remember how they were patriots for protesting?
    Conservatives, so fickle.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      I do remember. I remember both of them in their folding canvas chairs with the arm rests full of Schlitz.

      • Vincent Ricola
        • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

          Please?

        • Pft and they claim we pervert OUR children

        • Mr. Blobfish

          Remember how we were also really mean for not letting little old ladies what tea bagging was and just laughed instead?

          • Vincent Ricola

            Oh yeah. WE were the rude assholes for laughing (to this day) when they kept yelling about how they were “proud teabaggers” to anyone that would listen.

          • ViveLaRésistance

            Good times.

          • Seek

            One of the last conversations I remember having with my dad was me trying to describe to him in a “polite, non-graphic” way what tea bagging was. I hate them all passionately and forever for that fact. One last uncomfortable conversation for the ages. It could have been something touching or sentimental, but nope – Tea Bagging Primer 101.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      My favorite was the Constitutional Truckers that were going to bring D.C. to a halt. Instead, 20 truckers drove around the loop for an hour.

    • chicken thief

      My favorite was Glenn Beck’s Rally for America or whatever it was that got almost as many True American Patriots as Stewart and Cobert’s alt rally.

    • arensb

      Here are my photos of Glenn Beck’s rally at the Lincoln Memorial:
      https://goo.gl/photos/UmSEfNsPzCxzrZnu6
      I think that if you look closely, you might spot a black person. Though that might be a random DC resident.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    The important lesson from 2009-2016 is that Republican misinformation, obstruction, extremism and incivility WORKS. That is how politics is done in the post-factual, ideological media silo era.

    • chortlingdingo

      Which is terrifying. How do you fight back against people who willfully and gleefully ignore basic facts?

  • jjdaddyo

    Speaking of snowflakes, is Tomi Lahren the Whitest Girl Alive?

    • Nounverb911

      Ann Coulter

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      A whiter shade of fail.

      • mailman27

        And I’m feelin’ kind of seasick.

    • In her own head Michele Malkin

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        Why only in her head? She can totally #SpicerFact it, now.

  • Vincent Ricola

    LOL. Our protest signs are so much better than your “protest” signs, Tami Lahren. Our pink-hatted protesters are much more attractive, too.

  • Proud Liberal
    • NastyBossetti

      Is that true? I’ve never heard that before. I’ve only heard it used to describe people who think they’re unique and special.

      • clubseal

        I doubt it. I think the connotation also extends to snowflakes’ fragility as well.

        • NastyBossetti

          Yeah I remembered that aspect after I posted. Delicate little snowflakes.

  • Nounverb911
    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Let the record show, and let it never be forgot, that Tom Cotton is a fucking horrible person who collaborated with the enemy (Iran) in order to discredit a sitting US President. He is a traitor and should be dealt with accordingly.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Worthless coward. Disgrace to the uniform he once wore.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • MeerkatsRMammals

      This is really just too much…day 2? Are we gonna make it to Friday? Help us Superman…

    • Nounverb911

      Oooh! I can’t wait for some foreign government to arrest the American Ambassador to their country…. Rule goes both ways.

      • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

        Spies also too, right?

    • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

      I hope Israel knows what its doing by hitching its wagon to Trump. :(

  • Martini Ambassador

    He he he! I absolutely love how uncomfortably butthurt all of the conservatard media has been about huge numbers of people standing against the fascism of the minority. Talk about snowflakes! Suck it, Tammy. I’m sure you know how.

  • GrunkaLunka

    Oh gosh. You know what? I don’t think this person is worth our attention.

    • Proud Liberal

      No but the person in the White House!

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    …Meanwhile, they point fingers at Trump or Trump supporters and label us
    all bigots with their cardboard signs, their hashtags and their
    exclusive moral ground we’re just not good enough to stand on. Well,
    bull!”

    INDEED. We also think they’re stupid! And bigots! The two go very well together! Heck, it’s like they were meant to be together.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Martini Ambassador

      WTF, is the thing about QVC for real or satire?

      • MynameisBlarney

        It’s real as far as I can tell.

        • Martini Ambassador

          Holy shit! How is that not against the law?

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            The laws don’t apply to Cheeto Satan, haven’t you heard?

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            Why would that suddenly matter?

          • Nockular cavity

            I think the reason is “her husband’s the President.”

          • therblig

            The Purge is now 24/7

          • peteywheats

            When you’re the president, nothing is illegal, according to Trump, Nixon, and Putin.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Yes, it’s real; I’ve been reading about it since Saturday.

      • OrG

        It’s real.

      • Definitely real (cough)emoluments clause(cough)

        • Martini Ambassador

          ‘Zactly!

      • cmd resistor

        Although I did read they toned it down after getting a lot of public flak.

      • BMW

        QVC insists it’s been a while since they were her sales platform.

        • Querolous

          QVC? Is that a step up or sideways form The Dollar Store?

          • BMW

            It’s a TV network that does nothing but sell merchandise.

    • chortlingdingo

      While all of these things are terrible, I’m especially horrified by the “let’s go to Iraq and plunder their land” business. Manifest fucking destiny, I’m sure.

      • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

        If you’ve been paying attention for the past century, the US has not been very successful on that front.

      • NastyBossetti

        How many times are we going to try this? Maybe it is time we put that energy into coming up with alternatives!

    • Sandy Beaches

      And cut funding the National Endowment of the Arts which is actually frightening in its own way.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Yeah, they’re going full authoritarian right outta the starting gate.

  • DahBoner
  • MAZS

    Hey, she called us snowflakes. Doesn’t that mean she wins?

  • beingreleased

    In case you missed it, Saturday was the 2nd busiest day in the history of the Washington Metro. Obama’s first inauguration was the busiest.

  • schmannity

    What’s the problem, anyway? Trump wasn’t bothered by the marches. He was busy with the nation’s business attacking Tom Ford’s fashion and then subtly begging the CIA to not retaliate against him personally.

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      and making out with James Comey.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Slightly OT: CREW filed lawsuit over Trump’s violation of the emoluments clause of the Constitution. When it comes to guns, the Constitution means what its authors meant AT THE TIME. What did emoluments mean at the time? “Profit, advantage”

    https://books.google.com/books?id=z3kKAAAAIAAJ&pg=PP5#v=onepage&q=emolument&f=false

    • beingreleased

      I have a question about this lawsuit. If it is successful, what happens? Would it just provide grounds for impeachment?

      • CripesAmighty

        Yeah, but to paraphrase, Dump could let loose in the well of the House with a Thompson submachine gun, and this Congress wouldn’t touch him.

    • Vecchioivan

      I’m sure the Alito clone Trump nominates to the Supremes will be a strict constructionist and rule accordingly.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
  • OneYieldRegular

    Asked if she thought people should have protested to stop the Holocaust, Lahren replied, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. Is that that thing in Star Wars?”

  • Fartknocker

    And in other news, WaPo is reporting POTUS Cheeto Spraytan has issued an order that freezes the hiring of new Federal employees and any salary increases. I’m sure this will help the IRS in collecting all of the taxes needed to run the government. Also Donnie, have you been to H&R Block and filed your taxes yet?

    • mailman27

      Well, I’m quite sure he put a lot of thought into that decision.

    • Jenny

      He is so stupid. Oops I can’t even believe these tax returns for Cheeto weren’t put in the shredder and instead were left outside WaPo. I wonder how that happened?!

  • OrG

    Points for consistency.It can’t be easy to be wrong ALL the time.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Maybe….but William “The Bloody” Kristol makes it look like childs play.

      • OrG

        He IS the gold standard!

  • Truck Fump

    The autistic author Sparrow R. Jones said it well:

    I am not mad at you that Clinton lost. I am unconcerned that we have different politics. And I don’t think less of you because you vote one way and I vote another. No… I think less of you because you watched an adult mock a disabled person in front of a crowd and still supported him. I think less of you because you saw a man spouting clear racism and backed him. I think less of you because you listened to him advocate for war crimes, and still thought he should run this country. I think less of you because you watched him equate a woman’s worth to her appearance and got on board. It isn’t your politics that I find repulsive. It is your personal willingness to support racism, sexism, and cruelty. You sided with a bully when it mattered and that is something I will never forget. So, no… you and I won’t be “coming together” to move forward or whatever. Trump disgusts me, but it is the fact that he doesn’t disgust you that will stick with me long after this election.

    • ViveLaRésistance

      This is brilliant. Thanks for sharing.

    • Sardonicuss

      May have to actually hook up my printer again for that one….

      • CripesAmighty

        In a medieval calligraphy font with read seal, on parchment.

        • Sardonicuss

          I am surrounded by wingnuts that I am tired of arguing with. Making a list of things I can frame and print up…for when they want to drop by and spout nonsense. Then I can just point at printed up sign without speaking.
          “Talk to the sign!” I will say….except I will say it with my pointy finger.

    • CripesAmighty

      This one oughta be on speed-repost (if that’s a thing).

    • Jenny

      Yup gonna print this and hang it on my wall and remind myself that no, my “friends” aren’t friends but shitty human beings who would send me to the ovens if it made them feel better.

    • BMW

      Where did he write that excellent statement? Is there more?

  • ViveLaRésistance

    Awwww. It’s cute how they stamp their little feet at us for being intolerant of their values of hate, greed, racism and fundagelical sharia law.

  • Meanwhile, they point fingers at Trump or Trump supporters and label us all bigots with their cardboard signs, their hashtags and their exclusive moral ground we’re just not good enough to stand on.

    To quote a prophet:

    “Wash yourselves, make yourselves clean; Remove the evil of your deeds from My sight. Cease to do evil, Learn to do good; Seek justice, Reprove the ruthless, Defend the orphan, Plead for the widow.

    “Come now, and let us reason together,” Says the Lord, “Though your sins are as scarlet, They will be as white as snow; Though they are red like crimson, They will be like wool.

    Or to quote a mad prophet:

    “…if a man is righteous and practices justice and righteousness, and does not eat at the mountain shrines or lift up his eyes to the idols of the house of Israel, or defile his neighbor’s wife or approach a woman during her menstrual period— if a man does not oppress anyone, but restores to the debtor his pledge, does not commit robbery, but gives his bread to the hungry and covers the naked with clothing, if he does not lend money on interest or take increase, if he keeps his hand from iniquity and executes true justice between man and man, if he walks in My statutes and My ordinances so as to deal faithfully—he is righteous and will surely live,” declares the Lord God.

    TL;DR: Stop being assholes and care for the least of these, and you too can have the moral high ground.

  • JMP

    Where the fuck did the far right get the idea that “snowflake” is the ultimate insult, anyway? It seems to have partially replaced “SJWs” lately and is equally stupid.

    • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

      I never understood how being a social justice warrior was a bad thing.

      • cmd resistor

        Me, either. Or a community organizer, for that matter. So, is a snowflake worse than a Buttercup?

        • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

          Who knows? Is a buttercup worse than a pansy? There’s a whole flower ranking system that we need to explore.

          • BigBoppa ~ Résistant

            That Nazi dude who got punched last weekend is now a black-eyed Susan.

      • C4TWOMAN

        That one I get…it kinda started out as a mild slur for hyper woke purists who turn everything into a Parliament speech. You know the type: anyone sluring an MRA troll as a “twat” or “bitch” gets treated to a 1000 word sanctimonious mini lecture from a fellow feminist about sexist language.

        Then SJW got completely coopted by the MRA/Alt-right as the Ultimate Insult. IMO it has more to do with cultural policing THEIR group than insulting the left.

        • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

          Oh. See now that’s why I only use the internet to buy stuff. Social media is a waste of time if you don’t manage your exposure. #oldz

          • C4TWOMAN

            You are not wrong…

      • Jenny

        It’s a bad thing because you’re reminding them they suck.

  • Nockular cavity

    Tomi Lahren? Shut the fuck up, Prussian Blue Barbie.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Tomi Lahren = Nazi Beeyotch.

  • ArgieBarfie

    KKKappa Delta

  • Sandy Beaches

    this wasn’t at a protest, but it never gets old to me for a lot of reasons (let’s hope I can figure out how to insert a video):
    1. This woman is from my home state and her accent proves it.
    2. She has a birth certificate from THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA which means, if true, I’m not sure how she managed that one considering states issue birth certificates
    3. Her meltdown is epic.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwgzYkTDsmQ

    • harryeagar

      Good times.

      I’d add, although in Hawaii the state does issue the birth certificate, that’s not general. Mine was issued by the county.

    • Traci Kowal

      I was adopted as an infant. I don’t have an “authentic” birth certificate compared to my friends and family. Where is this lady? I think I’ll bring mine to her and tell her it’s all a conspiracy….

    • Roadstergal

      Ah, the movement that lead to Not A Witch winning the primary over Castle, which handed the seat to Coons. Back when I thought that would be the general pleasing outcome to the new Republican extremism.

      • Sandy Beaches

        It was hilarious to watch up close and personal except for the fact that Mike Castle just happens to be a decent human being and I did feel a little sorry for him.

        • Roadstergal

          Yeah, he didn’t realize that being a moderate Republican was going out of style. Forever.

  • o’look Skwerl!

    I blame Obama.

  • The “give him a chance” argument is so fucking dumb. If someone says “I’m going to kick you in the balls”, I don’t give him a chance to not kick me in the balls before I try to stop the aforementioned ball kicking, or at least deflecting it.

    • Paperless Tiger

      That ball’s always in your court.

    • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

      That’s the way I feel when someone asks me if I want him to fail. Of course I want him to fail. If he succeeds his policies will hurt me. Duh!

      • NastyBossetti

        And even if something doesn’t hurt me personally, it will hurt other people, so why shouldn’t I say so before it happens?

        • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

          Yes. I was using the royal “me” meaning “all of us”. ;)

          • NastyBossetti

            I’m not that fancy :-(

          • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

            Neither am I. On the islands, we is the same as me.

          • NastyBossetti

            If only “we is the same as me” were true everywhere in life!

      • Jack Tenhet

        I want him to fail like I want serial killers to fail. People who want to cause serious harm to other people should fail.

    • NastyBossetti

      Shit, I wish I had read this before posting what I just did, wherein I said punch in the face, because I don’t have balls to be kicked.

      • Both sentiments work, but given the choice, I’d rather be punched in the face, so the balls one resonates more with me personally.

    • Jack Tenhet

      Yeah, the “give him a chance” argument is the most inane thing to come out of this whole shitshow. He’s President, we can’t go back in time and stop that, so we kinda have to “give him a chance”. That doesn’t mean not resisting everything he does or tries to do and it certainly doesn’t mean not watching him like a hawk. He either has no policy or policies that are bad for the country. When the snake bites you because it asked you to “trust it” and “give it a chance”, don’t be surprised.

    • Doug Langley

      For some strange reason, “give me a chance” doesn’t seem to help in my job interviews.

      • It didn’t work at my performance review, either.

    • BMW

      That argument mostly is used by people who only follow politics immediately prior to election or are financially comfortable enough to be personally affected by the elimination of various government programs.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Normally it takes a lifetime of nursing resentments to shrink into such a small, bitter, angry, vile insult-flinging outraged wingnut. I’m almost impressed that this one achieved this status while still young.

    • Anna Rompage

      Some people are easily persuaded to give up their moral fiber & civility towards others, when a big stack of money is waved in front of them… Just look at the talking heads over at Faux Noose…

      • LesBontemps

        Pretty sure no persuasion was necessary; probably more like, “What outrageous bile do I need to spew in order to get a paycheck? ‘Cause I’ll do it.”

  • Jack Tenhet

    What a load of bullshit! Eight years and I never rubbed it in anyone’s face. I never told anyone “we won, you lost, get over it!” I just let them be them and learned who my real friends were. The right to protest a president is a fundamental part of our liberty. We should all question our elected leaders and use our freedom to assemble and our freedom of speech. Y’know, that pesky little 1st amendment thing that they don’t pay attention to because it’s not about guns. In closing, I hate the term “snowflake”. I hate it with a passion. I just tune people out when they start using that word. And I believe is was Limbaugh who popularized the term “feminazi” back in the friggin’ 90’s, so conservatives can get off their high horses already.

    • cafiene

      My girlfriend and I just point out an avalanche is made of snowflakes.

      • Jack Tenhet

        I’ll have to remember that one!

    • BosGrl

      I hate when people do that schoolyard-bully-taunt “Oh, what’s the matter?” voice. I really see red.

      • Jack Tenhet

        Me too! Or when they talk about “drinking liberal tears”, like that doesn’t make them sound like total sociopaths. I mean, take out the word “liberal” and apply it to any other group and see how well that would fly. “I love drinking the tears of the disabled”. It’s just sick.

        • BosGrl

          That’s it – it is sick. :(

  • Run2Live
    • Ms.Moon

      Okay this might sound crazy but just listen to this idea I’ve had. The Republicans have no plan for replacing Obamacare they have had six years to figure something out but it’s not happened for them but I have a plan for Republicans who voted for Trump and now will have no healthcare. Scientology, Scientology has a process called auditing and from what I understand auditing will help them become Clear they will be able to cure diseases with their minds I mean Tom Cruise said he cured someone of heroin addiction because he’s such a great Scientologist. Now I know it’s a process but it’s a plan and it has outcomes (of a sort) the Republicans can use that I think I will write Paul Ryan and suggest it I mean it’s better than the nothing Republicans have now. (This plan only works for Republicans)

  • CripesAmighty

    Why, everyone knows that conservatives welcomed Obama with open arms. Period. It’s an Alternative Fact.

  • azeyote

    it must really fry her noggin the shear magnitude of what happened – that she is not with it and has to whine about those who are – sounds like a personal problem – although she could start a women who don’t stand for women’s rights march and see who shows –

  • NastyBossetti

    I really hate the idea being tossed around that we shouldn’t protest or march unless/until our rights have ACTUALLY been violated, by the passage of some law that says, “We’re taking away something you used to have! haha!” Doesn’t it make more sense to show up BEFORE that happens? I mean, we’ve been promised some changes that look like they will be devastating for a lot of people, so why should we wait for it to actually happen before saying what we think about that? if someone tells me they’re going to punch me in the face, do you think I wait and see first before taking action?

    • Anna Rompage

      I got in an interesting back and forth with someone on FB about the nazi leader guy who got punched in the face this past weekend.

      While I deplore violent actions against others, I have a hard time with this one seeing that their rhetoric has resulted in numerous hate crimes, including the slaying of 9 African Americans while they worshiped in their church, not to mention the vast number of black and Jewish houses of worship that have been vandalized or burned to the ground….

      I mean at what point is it okay to use force against those who call for the genocide of multiple races & regions, and who worship someone who committed one of the largest acts of genocide in the 20th century?

      • Shan

        Being nice to these assholes isn’t helping. Maybe punching them in the face will do some good. Even if I don’t mean ACTUAL face punching.

        • puredog

          Do it with votes and it’ll all be okay.

      • NastyBossetti

        I thought I would be more conflicted than I was about it because I don’t like violence either. If it had been more severe than getting popped once in the side of the head, it might have bothered me a little bit. I don’t know, though. If you incite violence against other people, it’s going to be visited back upon you at some point. I think he got off easy, considering who he is.

      • BigBoppa ~ Résistant

        ….at what point is it okay to use force against those who call for the genocide of multiple races & regions…[?]

        Now would be a good time. Turning the other cheek only gets you a second slap.

      • Jenny

        I didn’t like the sucker punch because it was a sucker punch. I prefer to let someone know I’m kicking your ass because you’re a nazi.

        Other than that, I support punching nazis. Gentle genocide my ass.

        • LesBontemps

          Eggs. Actly.

        • Rick Hill

          That wasn’t a punch. That was an alpha bro bonding. It’s not his fault the nazi was a beta cuck

        • Jack Tenhet

          Punching a Nazi is our right as Americans. Didn’t we fight in a war for that? I’m only halfway joking. I really hate Nazis.

      • I am not saying use violence yourselves but I am saying that you should not automatically disown those who do.

        Speaking as an old-time socialist I can say with some certainty that all the Nazi (Alt-Right/NeoNazi) types will either have have been involved in violence or they will have funded and cheered on such violence. Nazis use violence to enforce compliance and suppress dissent. Certainly they attempted to use such tactics in the 70s and 80s

        Please take note of the Battle of Cable Street which did more to harm Oswald Moseley’s British Union of Fascists than any other action. Note that those who directly take part in opposition will face harm but they also scare off the fellow travelers who provide much of the cannon fodder used by Nazis

    • Rick Hill

      Just be a grown up and wait till you’re in an actual gulag before you start complaining the bread is full of maggots.

      • NastyBossetti

        I know. I’m so immature! Always whining and crying and stamping my feet over things so unimportant as basic human rights. Why didn’t I just VOTE in the election we just had? And also get a job, which I obviously don’t have, since I have time on a Saturday to make my voice heard.

        • Rick Hill

          You should have been smert and been born a rich white man, too. Don’t look to others to correct your lack of planning.

          • NastyBossetti

            Damn! I was only born white. The other 2 eluded me. Next time!

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      With that protest, we basically did what your parents did when you were horsing around in the car.

      We just told the children “Don’t make us come back there!”

      WE WILL TURN THIS CAR RIGHT AROUND, TOMI TWO-YEAR-OLD

  • ViveLaRésistance

    Don’t point your grubby little finger at me, you miserable Trump TwatBot,

  • tehbaddr

    I made it through about a minute of the vid before I had to stop it, how’d everybody else do?

    • Résistance Land Shark

      Pressed play and my laptop shut down ….

    • OddMan
    • cafiene

      Didn’t even try lol

      • tehbaddr

        U r smrtr than i.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      I made it about a minute and a half before turning away in disgust.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      I totally made it all the way through 1.5 million times! #alternativefacts

  • Rick Hill

    Well, that’s so far in the past only old people remember it. And it’s not as though it was. Every. Single. Day. of the last 8 years or that. Every. Single. Thing. was lied about and blown out of proportion or complained about as though it was the first time it ever happened instead of. Every. Other. President. doing the same things.
    Grow a pair libs and shut yer mouths!!

  • Jenny

    I love the Wayne and Garth gif.

    I’m done trying to reason with callous bitches like nazi barbie though. Don’t like it don’t watch. Still bothering you? Oh fucking well, deal with it.

    • BosGrl

      Well the Trumpers all went by limo, right?

    • NastyBossetti

      So we’re sandwiched between 2 Obamas? That’s ok with me.

      • Roadstergal

        Oh, yum.

  • Paperless Tiger

    We’re not happy till you’re not happy.

  • nightmoth

    Thanks for this. I am totally out of fucks to give about Trumpanzees who dish it out but then can’t take it. You mofos should have stayed out of the kitchen. I clearly remember how hilarious you assholes thought it was 8 years ago to tell assassination “jokes.” Yes, you went that far. So no matter WHAT I say now you can just STFU!

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Sorry, who is this person? Is she on the teevee?

    • BMW

      She has a web series. She gets shared all over facebook because she looks like a Barbie doll and talks like a fascist. Its quite a bizarre dichotomy.

      • H0mer0

        I thought Debbie Schlussel had that covered for them. Perhaps she’s too Jewish for their fantasy

  • Jenny

    Also I like the term snowflake. Beautiful, special, unique, and not willing to sit around in someone’s grubby derpy hands. Yeah. I like this snowflake thing.

    • Hardly Ideal

      And if you get a few million together in one spot, they can crush most anything.

    • Roadstergal

      Snowflakes were an important part of the defeat of the Nazis.

    • Gil

      And no two are exactly alike !!! Unlike other persons I might mention…

  • baconzgood

    “I explained freedom to my kids. It’s fighting for opinions that you will never agree with”

    -Baconzgood-

  • natoslug

    Until Tammy learns how to spell her own fucking name, I’m afraid I have no fucks to give for her opinion.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Tomi and other complainers should really review the “whole-to-part” and “part-to-whole” fallacies.

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance
  • Bad Tom
  • chicken thief

    “But it’s not just the marchers, it’s the feminist movement and really the collective left,…”

    Because adding nuance to various positions is harrrrrd.

  • Pookabun

    Nope nope nope. Today is my post-march-self-care-day. That means cake, wine, nap and not clicking on that video!

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    You libtards and your hashtags. Now, cut that out. Tomi has had enough of all of that.

    • Rick Hill

      messagereceived# got-it#

  • Rick Hill

    Her photo looks as though she’s eternally complaining of the amount of attention her older sister receives.
    http://2d0yaz2jiom3c6vy7e7e5svk.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Toi-Lahren-Facebook-478×257.png

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    Since Editrix lives in Montana, she is the only Real American that counts. These conservative whiners on the coasts need to STFU.

  • Scrofula

    Why won’t someone think of the sad, oxy-addicted white males who never left their home towns? Or the 4chan/reddit kids who just wanted a lulz and never thought it would actually happen?
    We should all pitch in for some “Sore Fucking Loser 2017” trophies.

  • BMW

    I am sure I was pretty annoying when I was 24, but people also knew better than to take my ideas seriously.

  • BMW

    If they’re going to use ad populum arguments to justify their positions, they should at least have a majority first. They can’t even get their fallacies to work right.

  • honeywest

    I think her hair extensions are taxing her short term memory

    • Conservatives have no short term memory. They have done studies and brain scans show that part is missing. ;)

  • Bitter Scribe

    Their guy is on the hot seat now. There are no more opponents, no one left to insult, no one whom the media has to slag on to promote “balance.” Their guy is the one out there, exposed, catching all the criticism, with nothing and no one to deflect it. And they don’t like it. Fuck them.

  • Mavenmaven

    Yes, but when we say Americans who voted for Trump, we’re talking about white people, and that’s all that counts.

  • resistance_fighter_rosenbomb

    The Right has latched onto Tomi because it’s rare they get an attractive young person to espouse their bullshit. She’ll be well-paid until the end of her days, unfortunately

    • puredog

      She’ll be well-paid until ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶d̶a̶y̶s̶ her sell-by date.
      There, FTFY.

    • Serai 1

      until the end of her days,

      Oh, did you not notice she’s a woman?

  • Darkest Timeline Zach Morris

    I can’t wait until the hate turns her into Anne Coulter on the outside, too.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      I figure she’s got about 3 months before that happens.

    • Well, Anne is getting long in the tooth, so obviously the Right needs a younger one to fap to..

      • Darkest Timeline Zach Morris

        She’s getting a little long in the face.

  • sosuume

    Tuesday, January 24th, MoveOn members are joining with Working Families Party, Indivisible, People’s Action, and other allies across the country to rally Democratic and Republican senators with a clear message: “Stop the #SwampCabinet.” You can get more information about rallies near you at this website: https://act.moveon.org/event/stop_trumps_swamp_cabinet/search/

  • Traci Kowal

    Don’t judge her too harshly, she was only, what, 13 when Obama was elected? That’s all she knows. She probably has never experienced mass protests before. They’re always fearful of what they don’t understand.

    • Stulexington

      Well you know except the mass anti Obama protests.

      • Serai 1

        Which the news media didn’t cover. So not surprising this little girl doesn’t know anything about it.

  • SnarkON

    Tomi is only paid attention to at all because she displays the standard semiotics of young female prettiness (blond hair, fake tan, etc.) though she is not in fact pretty. As soon as she ages at all, her audience will abandon her for the next young, clueless conservative spokesbimbo. Just ask Ann Coulter. Given how short your shelf life is going to be, honey, you’d better hope feminism is still intact in five or 10 years, or you’ll end up turning tricks for $20 in downtown Tampa.

    • eka

      … i’m not going to disagree, but i’m not sure we should argue with conservatives based on their looks when their content is horrible enough.

      except melania, who has provided no content, and all i said about her looks is that botox is creepy. and i stand by that. but it’s possible she has to do that to suppress the impulsive gagging she has from knowing she’s married to a sociopath and he now holds immense power.

      • SnarkON

        Not arguing based on her looks as much as arguing that were it not for her looks, this dumb little wingnut would be a $10-an-hour grocery store cashier someplace, instead of someone who garners public attention.

  • MissNomer

    If anyone is interested in a little sport, there’s a whole slew of deplorables in the comments section of the Denver Post articles about the march frothing over us unladylike silly fat ugly unemployed single mother lesbian welfare queens.

  • rocktonsam

    not noticing a ring on that finger honey…
    what kind of message is that sending…
    tick tock

    • puredog

      “I’m DTF”?

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    The Mango Menace, the Russian Puppet, the Filter Feeding Hair Hound was not elected. He was appointed by the electoral college. Hillary won the election by 3 million votes. And, as has been pointed out to me, the Nattering Narcissist would not have won the electoral college except for voter suppression by the right in battleground states. RESIST!

    • eka

      ooh i like the alliteration of nattering narcissist. is someone keeping a list of terms?

    • OrdinaryJoe

      You forgot:

      Twitler
      Cheeto Benito
      Lord Combover
      Putintrumpski

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        Yammering Yam
        Grumpy McGrumpface
        Tiny Hands
        Agent Orange

        It’s fun. Let’s all play!

        • Historicat

          Boss Tweet
          Trumplethinskin

        • Poorly Behaved Résistanista

          Hair Fuhrer
          Combover in Chief

        • kareemachan

          The Turmeric Trumpette!

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            NIce! Bonus for turmeric…

      • Tiny kaiju

        The Mango shitgibbon
        President Dumpster Fire
        Fuckstick von Clown Face (in honor of Jon Stewart)

        • H0mer0

          [he calls Jon’s moniker so unoriginal; Ima wondering where he’s been called that before.]

    • Stulexington
      • Cool_North

        Imagine all that in that gorgeous accent…

        • JParkerSD46

          “Clueless numpty” is a classic.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        I am in awe…”shit-spackled muppet fart” is my favorite.

      • theCryptofishist

        So, there’s a class, round about junior high/middle school age, in insults in scotland, isn’t there?

        • Serai 1

          Nah, you don’t learn that level of finesse in school. That takes multi-generational effort, what they call the “good home training”.

      • H0mer0

        [I like how the background makes him look like he has a mullet]

    • Sister Artemis

      Mangled Orange Hellbeast is one of my faves, though I usually call him either The Donald or Cheeto Benito.

  • Up In Smoke O’hontas

    Fuck her. That is all.

    • phoenix00

      Except you wouldn’t want to do even that.

    • H0mer0

      hate fuck? Don’t men do that?

    • Serai 1

      EW. No. Sorry. You go right ahead, though, if that’s your idea of a good time.

  • Tom Krueger

    Not credible, not pretty and not smart…just a flashy lure for conservatives to follow into the fishing net.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    You know what, Felicia Fleabagger? Tomi Teabagger? Whatever.

    If we accomplished nothing, then why are you still squalking about it a couple days later?

    It obviously made a significant ding by clanging upside your resonant skull to make you take to your webcam on your oh-so-important Faceboop channel (safe space) to caterwaul.

    Aww, does Sore Winner Cheat-o need defending from woke America?

    • Sophie McMillan

      Even worse, this clanger has airtime on Glenn Beck’s thingy.

  • JustDon’tSayPeePee

    Who the fuck is this chick?

    • Thorn Spike

      Nobody.

      • kareemachan

        A nobody with SO much hurt fee-fees.

        • Serai 1

          How did we end up in a world where whining about your fee-fees makes you somebody?

  • Jgb979

    Aren’t snowflakes, by definition, so scared of criticism that they’re hiding in their safe spaces?

    Wouldn’t that be completely contradicted by the 3.6 million who took to the streets globally?

    It’s like the protests of 8 years ago didn’t count, despite being astroturfed and still 1/10th the current protest size.

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    The fuck? She’s literally bitching about “being labeled with signs”?

    There was a line (sauce please?) about how men fear being labeled and mocked by women, whereas women ffear being raped and murdered by men.

    • MissNomer

      Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. ~ Margaret Atwood

      • (((fka_donnie_d)))

        Thank you very much.

  • empf

    Her voice alone is enough to make me unhear anything that spews from her mouth.

  • Tiny kaiju

    Toni, victims don’t hold protest marches, they sit home and whine about how mean people are.

    • HorseChestnut

      Especially on YouTube.

      • kareemachan

        I blocked tiny, so I don’t know what it said. I will note, however, that this trollette seems to be bouncing all over Wonkette. I think this could be labeled “masochistic behavior”.

        • HorseChestnut

          Tiny said, “Toni [sic], victims don’t hold protest marches, they sit home and whine about how mean people are.” It didn’t sound trollish to me, it was a valid point about how taking action is the literal opposite of “victimhood.”

  • M E

    Did anyone else notice that the idiot in the top photo drew the Tibetan swastika not the Nazi swastika?

    • Serai 1

      These are people who can’t spell. You expect them to differentiate right from left?

  • m3bosha

    These asshats were so awful for the last eight years. I soooo wish them the same treatment. But I am not an asshole, I don’t want to be like them. But it is so hard not to after the way they treated Obama. If Trump thinks the worst is over tho, he has no clue. Not everyone is as polite as the Wonkettes who do not allow comments.

  • Peripatetic Poltroon

    You get a gold-plated victim card? Unfair!! Mine’s only silver-plated. Is there somewhere I can go whine about this? It’s what I do.

  • arundel

    This is the dumb slore that Trevor Noah of The Daily Show made a big deal of defending and befriending, right? Wagging his finger at liberals for not “reaching out” to horrible morons like this. Trevor Noah, thanks so much, you’re unfunny and bubble-brained. No, I don’t need to reach out and make friends with right-wing morons like this, the sort of creeps you are trying to legitimize on your awful show, in a “both sides do it” way. Fuck that noise. You understand nothing of the US, you just got here, and was mysteriously handed a high profile show despite the fact that your comedy chops are dire, your understanding of actual issues here seems shallow as hell. You go hold hands with your friend Tomi [sic] Lahren here, and I’ll go on not watching your dull show.

    • Serai 1

      But tell us what you think of Trevor Noah.

  • Nick.Trite

    I actually was willing to give Trump a chance, but then through his cabinet nominations alone (to say nothing of his first disastrous actions), he pissed all over it already. And unlike some Presidents, I’m not into that.

  • xy

    the day Tomi dies will be a good day for America. too bad it will be far in the future.

    • HorseChestnut

      Nah, the one to come after her will be worse.

      • theCryptofishist

        This is the first I’ve heard of her, and I didn’t watch that, just listened to it, and her voice is so whiney and poorly modulated. How did she get that job?

        • H0mer0

          Preference by L’Oreal, Ash blonde #17 (or something like that–I wasn’t going to do that much research on a snark when as an Injun, my complexion would not do blonde very well as a back up when my glorious jet black mane goes predominantly grey)

        • kareemachan

          I’m guessing it had something to do with her lingual abilities….

  • Vaara Thaumetergist

    Alas my victim card was probably plated with brass….and thinly at that. It wore out quickly against the hordes of birthers led by of course D. J. Trump.
    Has he ever come out and consistently apologized for this farce? He sorta kinda indicated that maybe he didn’t believe it. Of course his son-in-law indicated it was just stuff for the ignorant dogs in America to lap up….and they did. They still do.

    Trump is my President. I pray that the criminals in Russia do not have anything to hold against him. I pray that each day he is sane. I pray that if he is breaking the law and violating the constitution that this is corrected. I have little hope for America, and only my prayer.
    I know what America First meant—my grandparents had been active. I pray that this wrong be made right. I pray that our President is not using this as some catcall to neo-Nazis (whom I know are taking it as such).

    • Serai 1

      I pray you get over your dangerous naivete and start seeing the real world.

      • Vaara Thaumetergist

        I pray regularly that I can accept God’s responses. I cling to foolish optimism. Thank you for your prayers!

  • It seems to me that the Pussy Grabberists have gotten pretty darn good at playing the victim card themselves.

    • Serai 1

      Poor widdle things. They need a safe space where they can get all cozy and hide from the BIG MEEEEEEN WIMMINZEZ!!!

      • I love the WaPo report that the Pussy Grabber was visibly infuriated by the march. He is so easily rattled. What a douche. If it weren’t so scary, it would be funny.

  • Panika MCD

    I sometimes imagine that Tomi looks in the mirror everyday like Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights and is all, “who’s a victim? you are, Tomi, you are. you will make sure everyone who has hurt your fee fees will pay dearly by sacrificing all of their ear drums! who wouldn’t watch you, you hot little snowflake?” and in this video, it’s worth pointing out that in this little ditty, not only is she doing exactly what she thinks others are doing (but when isn’t she), but she’s also dressed like she’s going to be 3rd Snowflake in the local elementary school’s Xmenmas play.

  • phoenix00

    > their hashtags and their exclusive moral ground we’re just not good enough to stand on

    Conservatives can’t use hashtags? Also they seem to hang their moral ground pretty high.

    • SnarkON

      hashtag he’s your president now

      • H0mer0

        reminds me of this:

        https://youtu.be/MHCiUj796VM

      • Serai 1

        How about #He’sYourProblemNow?

      • phoenix00

        Amongst many.

        hashtag lockherup
        hashtag whereisbirthcertificate
        etc etc

  • You know, if you’re only going to use your time machine to go back and sample the protests from 2009, could I borrow it? I promise it will be right where you left it in 2017… by the time 2017 rolls around again.

  • hvdv

    In my neck of the woods, there were quite a few signs at the march that read “when they go low, we go high.” It was even chanted! Me, I can’t get with that. I happen to really like the low road. It’s my milieu. I am no Michelle Obama. But kudos to those who can do class and grace.

  • Jukesgrrl

    Suck it, Tomi. I don’t play the victim card. I have a poetic license. So my complaints are artful and filled with insight.

  • Grokenstein

    When we punch a Nazi in the face, we must do it out of love.

  • gingerland62

    I miss Obama’s Hitlering though Trump does the Hitlering much better.

    • kittygrrl

      I miss intelligent and thoughtful discussion which Obama was a master at and Trump knows nothing of. Including gingerland62. Obama’s Hitlering? Only in your delusional tiny mind. Sorry for you that a scandal free administration with a man of God, a family man, a man who knows enough to wait for his wife before he bounds up the steps of the WH, a constitutional scholar and conscience bound man brings comparisons of Hitler to you. It appears that you slept through your World History classes.

      • lurch394

        I think you two actually agree. I’m pretty sure gingerland62 is being snarky.

      • chazmanr

        Your snark meter is in need of repair.

      • Serai 1

        Holy shit, are YOU ever at the wrong website.

      • gingerland62

        Have you ever been to this site before? Funny bone?

    • Serai 1

      He is the bestest Hitler. Obama’s Hitlering was weak. Sad. Very low energy.

  • Shelli Kae

    It is pretty funny when they prove themselves to be hypocritical assholes all in one sentence. And I don’t get the whole snowflake thing, or the I enjoy your liberal tears mug. I mean fuck, Trump won (with a little bitty teeny tiny bit of help from all the devils themselves) and they are bigger whiny babies than we are! The irony is their leader is the biggest pussy I’ve ever had the displeasure of seeing in the entire history of the world. And his diehard, willfully ignorant minions are just as bad. If the very survival of our democracy wasn’t on the line I would get a bunch of beer and snacks and enjoy watching Trump spiral down the insanity black hole on a daily basis.

    • John

      Shut your filthy liberal cuck mouth and GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!

  • John

    The police just need to start shooting these disruptive protesters with rubber bullets, whack them on the head with nightsticks and spray tear gas into their mouths. See how much they like protesting then.

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