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Hey! So remember that time the “alt-right” had a party and they Nazi-saluted all over the place with Tila Tequila? Sure you do!

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Well! They didn’t want none of that this time around! Because sure, they’re white supremacists who are eagerly awaiting “the fourth reich,” but they don’t want people to know that. Otherwise, you might not take them seriously. Thus, Captain Deplorable Mike Cernovich told all the other deplorables not to do any Heil Hitlering at the Deploraball.

Take a moment and think of a time when you have had to ask people not to do any Nazi salutes. I will wait!

But I will not wait long because that is not a normal thing to have to ask people. Ever. I mean, I did in middle school, when it briefly became the hot trend for assholes to “Heil Hitler” at me in the hallways because they thought it was hilarious that I thought that was offensive (and people say we don’t understand small towns!), but it’s not so much a thing I have to ask people at parties I host myself!

Also attending the ball was Martin Shkreli, aka PharmaBro, recently banned from Twitter for harassing my friend and former colleague, Lauren Duca, and once the most hated boy in the entire country. But now that we are living in the Groundhog Day version of Opposite Day, probably he is some kind of national hero. Probably all the Trump supporters are like “Yay, Martin Shkreli! Thank you for charging so much for cancer pills! Can’t wait until we all don’t have any health insurance and get to pay for them out of pocket!”

In the meantime, protesters outside were getting tear gassed.

Peter Thiel was there, too, because of course he was, but apparently he ran away immediately after being spotted by some reporters. Which is hilarious.

OOH! And you know who else was there? Jim Hoft, the Stupidest Man On The Internet, who will soon be the Stupidest Man In The White House Press Room! Yes, he announced at the DeploraBall that The Gateway Pundit will now be an official White House correspondent.

He appears around the 2:07 mark.

I did not watch the whole thing, because it is four hours long, but I skipped around a bit, and one thing I can tell you is that these people sure do use the term “Anglo” a lot more than your average person who does not have to tell anyone not to do a Nazi salute.

[Independent | Wired]

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  • JustDon’tSayPeePee
    • JustDon’tSayPeePee

      Also, too, kinda surprised my fellow wonkers didn’t beat me to the comments. Too busy face-palming? I thought I’d start that after I was done yelling at my computer screen. Which may take a while.

      • C4TWOMAN

        well, the comments in the last thread are well past 2,000, and it was a long blog. I think that’s the only reason people were slow to get here.

        • PubOption

          And Disqus borks before I can read them all.

          • C4TWOMAN

            Yeah, that happens a lot.

      • Sandy Beaches

        I was told comments aren’t allowed here.

        • Oblios_Cap

          They’re not.

        • JustDon’tSayPeePee

          Oops, I forgot. No wonder no one was commenting.

    • natoslug

      Good news — they’ll never have to update that number.

      • BreakingDeadMen

        The Maytag Repairman has a tougher job than the guy who has to update that.

    • That number ain’t changing until after the Impeachment proceedings

  • elviouslyqueer

    Cheeto McMotherfucker hasn’t even been officially in office for three hours, and I’m already completely done with this shit.

    • JustDon’tSayPeePee

      Only reason I haven’t started day-drinking is certain workplace policies…

      • MynameisBlarney

        INORITE!?!

        The ol fuddy-duddies!

      • Jennifer R

        This reminds me of a webcomic I saw a good long time ago. The artist worked a day job in Japan, and was still getting used to the little differences. One of the little differences was a drink machine with beer in the break room. After about six months he decides to have one with lunch one day and that goes to his boss asking why he is drinking at work. He points out the beer came from the machine in the break room and after several sage moments his boss gets a beer as well. There were further indiscretions and the machine was gone by the next monday.

  • Historicat

    So this is what it’s like when civilization dies. If I wasn’t in the office, I would be drinking.

    • JustDon’tSayPeePee

      I was just typing the same thing.

      • Oblios_Cap

        If I’m in my office when the big one drops, I will be mighty pissed.

    • o’look Skwerl!

      Trump wants to bring back the 1950s.

      • JohnBull

        That’s not all bad. Weren’t people drinking at the office back in the 50s?

        • proudgrampa

          According to Mad Men, they certainly were in the 60s.

      • Historicat

        I think you’re off by a few decades.

      • proudgrampa

        The 1850s?

        • C4TWOMAN

          Possibly the 1750’s. There was no regulation to speak of and slavery wasn’t becoming a contentious issue.

  • WomanInTheResistance

    Well, they seem nice.

  • Crystalclear12

    I didn’t check the obits this morning but you guys would tell me if I died and gone to hell, right?

    • Creepoman

      We will tell it to your face at the first gate.

    • Scrofula

      You did. And in hell, they just elected Donald Trump to head the most powerful military in Earth’s history.

      • Crystalclear12

        That explains a lot.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Good news! You’re not dead.
      Bad news…you are in Hell.

    • elviouslyqueer

      I’m already in mourning for my liver.

      • Crystalclear12

        Mine didn’t survive November.
        Poor thing.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Wow! What a crowd.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Record* crowds greet trump motorcade!!!

    https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/822518057012756481

    *record low

    • Oblios_Cap

      It’ll be historic by the time the Orange Shitgibbon tweets about it.

      • Jennifer R

        Historic low is still historic.

    • proudgrampa

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    • TheAmazingBeardedLady

      I hate to be a party pooper, but I did some self-investigating this. This video must be while they were setting up. I just watched an hour and a fucking half of the “Presidential” limo creeping along the parade route. The guys in neon yellow weren’t there. There were tons of cops and SS and military of some sort. The stands were mostly full. Not a writhing mass of enthusiastic humanity like at Obam’s parades, but certainly not empty. On a positive note, there were also quite a few protesters with signs amongst the onlookers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv543kWKOCM

  • Creepoman

    Other things deploraball attendees had to be reminded of:
    1. Pointy hats and robes must be left at the coat check
    2. The flower pots are not spittoons
    3. Just because the lady has her hands full with the hors d’ouevre tray, you do not get to grab her ass. That is for Donald
    4. Every 10 seconds or so, you need to make air go in and out of your lungs.

    • BeachLoafer

      I’d skip reminding them of (4)

    • Amy!

      We have to do “goal-setting” at work next week. Our boss reminded us at the weekly meeting. I asked if I could separate “breathe in” and “breathe out” into two tasks, rather than just having the one. Add “stay awake during work hours” and “eat at least once a day” and “stay hydrated” and I think I’m at my limit of ambition at work for the year.

      • Oblios_Cap

        SMART!

      • Creepoman

        Overachiever!

  • fawkedifiknow

    KKK hoods are still okay, I assume.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Depends. Gucci?

      • Unpresidented Ron

        Like any of them could afford designer hoods that didn’t fall off the back of a truck.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Looks like drinking for 4 hours is too much for most of those evil fuckers. What losers.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Lightweights.

    • BeachLoafer

      Four hours!?!?! I’m wondering how my liver’s going to handle the next four years!

  • rocktonsam

    I read on fake news that condom sales are way up for the go fuck yourselves ball tonight

  • Shoto

    Hey Wonks: In case you missed this event.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh1wbGTMKpg

  • Shoto

    And Robert DeNiro, also, too.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u53rdldwld4

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Thus, Captain Deplorable Mike Cernovich told all the other deplorables not to do any Heil Hitlering at the Deploraball.

    Translation: We don’t want any pictures of you Heiling the Hitler getting out, but feel free if you can get away with it.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Why didn’t they claim they were doing Bellamy Salutes?

      • Unpresidented Ron

        That would imply they know anything at all about history.

  • kindness

    If only they could have run highlights. You know, the part where the crowd outside pelts those entering with rotted fruit & vegetables. I’d put that on loop and run it all day.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Well, you can get that gif of the eagle attacking Trump. That’s pretty hilarious. Especially how he is both alarmed and frightened BUT doesn’t stand up and flee because he’s really that bone entitled.

  • Lizzietish81
  • Unpresidented Ron

    If they want to call themselves ‘anglo’ that’s fine with me. Where I come from ‘anglo’ is an insult, almost as nasty as ‘anglais.’

    • Scrofula

      Yeah, at my mostly black high school twenty years ago, the black principal said “anglo-Americans.” He was trying to be PC, but I thought, nah, dude, I’m white. Not much “Anglo”.
      Honk and guero are also acceptable.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Haole

        • Scrofula

          Think that’s the only slur I’ve heard in real anger–and I was a tourist, so it’s like, “well, yeah. I don’t work for a pineapple company, but fair enough.”

          • jowgajen

            It’s not exactly a slur. The person could have used it that way, but the meaning is only that you aren’t an islander. The translation is “without breath” but the gist is “outsider”.

            I’ve been called “cracker” on the streets of DC, at the time I didn’t even understand the term.

          • Scrofula

            In any case, dude was NOT happy.
            Funny for going to a black school and later living in Oakland, there didn’t seem to be much need for locals to use common slurs. Mostly they said NOTHING which was more threatening.

          • Skeptical_thinker
          • Oblios_Cap

            Fruit companies sure have been major assholes throughout history.

      • Scrofula

        Although I never liked “white bread” or the alternatives. Sounds like “white bred”, which, while true, seemed a little off as I grew up as a minority.

        • jowgajen

          Most slurs directed at white people are actually class based. Like cracker, redneck, trailer trash, etc. They speak to the economic rather than racial status of the person.

          • Historicat

            “Now Luann – just because you were raised in a trailer and your momma’s in prison, don’t mean you’re trash.”

      • Bitter Scribe

        Gabacho

        • Scrofula

          cold tomato soup? Delicious.

    • Vienna Woods

      “Maudits anglais”

    • Try “Parisienne” anywhere in France other than Paris

      • Oblios_Cap

        Muggles at Hogwarts…

    • PubOption

      Somewhere in Quebec? Although ‘maudit Anglo’ doesn’t sound right.

      • Unpresidented Ron

        Eyup. Montreal, to be specific.
        I don’t recall ‘anglo’ being used with an adjective, actually. One of those funny quirks of language.

        • sincarne

          Montréal? So then it was actually “Anglo, le”? ;)

    • arglebargle

      Fucking Hauli, as the locals say in our 50th state.

    • h4rr4r

      You know what stop signs in France say?
      STOP.

      • Unpresidented Ron

        I had no idea France had talking stop signs!

        • h4rr4r

          yeah, super fancy.

        • Oblios_Cap

          Didn’t see yours when I posted; Disqus is doing some sort of timey-wimey thing. Great minds, etc.

      • Oblios_Cap

        They actually talk?

      • PubOption

        Quebec uses ARRET

        • Unpresidented Ron

          Used to be both until Bill 101. Though you can still find bilingual traffic signs in the remoter small towns of La Belle Province.

        • h4rr4r

          That was the joke.
          Even the french are not that annoying about it.

  • o’look Skwerl!

    Take a moment and think of a time when you have had to ask people not to do any Nazi salutes. I will wait!

    Prince Harry’s suite in Wynn Las Vegas.

  • Ray in VT

    Oh, Gateway Pundit going to be in the White House Press corps? I can’t wait for it to ask all the hardhitting questions and to do all to top thinkin’ ’bout stuff that we’ve come to expect.

    • Scrofula

      Wouldn’t it have to get out of the basement, put some non-sweat pants on first?

    • Anna Rompage

      I got banned from over there for posting fact based opposing views, and I wasn’t even drunk or being snarky…

      • snark-lurker

        Ha! likely story

      • WomanInTheResistance

        I cannot imagine you being snarky. That’s just crazy talk.

      • jowgajen

        Just tipsy and cutting?

        • snark-lurker

          AR hs a certain reputation, so…

      • Scrofula

        Yeah, I’ve seen your sober remarks.

      • Ray in VT

        Who even likes facts?

      • C4TWOMAN

        Go to Infowars. I’ve never been banned there, no matter how many non snarky facts I’ve posted. I think they welcome trolling; it supports their world view about being “oppressed” and targeted by the New World Order Police State(tm).

        Speaking of which, that narrative doesn’t hold up if they’re being supported by the American president….

  • Kooolest G

    “Take a moment and think of a time when you have had to ask people not to do any Nazi salutes. I will wait!”

    I actually tell my kid not to do any nazi salutes every day before he goes to 1st grade, it’s not working though, they already invaded the lunchroom

    • WomanInTheResistance

      Is the lunchroom nicknamed “sudetenland”?

      • Kooolest G

        yep, and the weird thing is, after they took it over, the french teacher said they were welcome to take her classroom too if they wanted

        • WomanInTheResistance

          I assume that she was referring only to the northern part of the classroom. Surely she would want to maintain at least nominal control of the South. Of course, she would do what she could to help maintain order.

          • Oblios_Cap

            Makes me want some Vichy Water just thinking about it.

        • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

          Le ouch…

        • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

          Let me guess, the English teacher hurriedly booked an ocean cruise to get away?

          • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

            Oh, I got another one: The Russian teacher sighed stoically, preparing to shoulder most of the workload, since Russian will be a mandatory main and test subject for the next 10004 years.

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    She later said the video was from 1:40 p.m., so there should be people there.
    https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/822518057012756481

    • WomanInTheResistance

      Well, maybe the fire marshal had concerns?

      • Oblios_Cap

        It musta been the rain and the balmy temperatures.

        • PubOption

          At least it wasn’t raining (Pepe the) frogs.

    • Nockular cavity

      AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

    • Tallmutha

      You know Kellyanne is going to say “Well, it was a weekday. Our people have jobs.

      • Unpresidented Ron

        They do? Good. Guess we can stop giving them all those government handouts now.

      • aureolaborealis

        That is the talking point. It is showing up EVERYWHERE. I used to think it was ironic, but it’s not.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      “The grandstands were rigged.” -D. Drumpf

  • PubOption

    Donnie has already given SMOTI some advice – don’t pay Wonkette.

  • Bill D. Burger

    realAmerica @ realDonaldTrump
    LOW ENERGY inauguration so far. No stamina. SAD.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Bill D. Burger

    You mean the headlining “Trumpenfurhers'” at the main ball won’t be able to salute their Dear Leader?

    You MONSTERS!

    http://www.lazerhorse.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Corpse-Paint-Nazi-Band.jpg

    • Nockular cavity

      Do we still have to say “with votes” in this case? I mean, come on!

    • Pfft, you’d think the master race could afford better gear, hell that lefty bassist is playing a right handed bass (that likely retails for like $80).

  • OneYieldRegular

    So this whole bullshit thing about moving the press corps out of the White House was just to able to use the excuse of the room’s size to stack the corps with sycophants and toadies?

    • freakishlystrong

      Why, yes. Where ya been?

    • Anna Rompage

      Out with all the semi reputable news agencies like NYT, NPR, AP, Reuters, etc, and in with InfoWars, Jesse Watters, WND, DeadBart, etc…

      • Unpresidented Ron

        Will that make it harder or easier to spot the fake news? Will the genuine agencies simply start copy-pasting from Alex Jones?

        • WomanInTheResistance

          Start?

      • snark-lurker

        “semi” was generous

      • C4TWOMAN

        Russia Today….

        • Unpresidented Ron

          They don’t need to be there. They get the news from Vlad the same way Donnie does.

  • schmannity

    WTF, no Nazi salutes? Trump has already sold out to the PC police.

  • o’look Skwerl!

    I love how the right wingers on my feed believe that Soros is paying the protesters to be out there.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      I was wondering what lame-ass bullshit they would replace Hillary’s nefarious intent with.

      • o’look Skwerl!

        Soros is the all powerful man behind the curtains. These protestors are just paid jobless hipsters there to collect their checks so they can buy drugs.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Their whole conception of George Soros is and has been hilariously adolescent, like he’s the evil financial genius behind anything and everything having to do with the left.

      • Oblios_Cap

        I wish he’d pay me.

        • Thaumaturgist

          You sign up on the Illuminati web page.

      • JMP

        That’s why I went by SorosBot for a while, after a bunch of trolls from Breitbart kept claiming we were all paid off by George Soros. With him, they’ve basically taken every idiotic anti-Semitic conspiracy theory but changed “the Jews who control the world” to singular.

        • HogeyeGrex

          He’s their Emmanuel Goldstein.

          Ironic as fuck, too, when various right wing billionaires make influencing American politics their expensive hobby.

    • ViveLaRésistance

      I already got my check for marching tomorrow. Thanks Soros!

    • WomanInTheResistance

      Well I haven’t got my check yet. WHAT’S UP WITH THAT SOROS?

      Oh yeah, this isn’t actually true.

    • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend

      They are all the Soros-paid illegal alien Hillary loving delicate snowflakes crying sweet liberal tears who need to get over it and suck it up and learn to accept Trump as preszit of all Americans like we did with Obummer because we won and you lost! (All the Trumpanzee memes in one sentence).

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Of course, because Soros wants to make resistance to the Trump administration look bad. Sounds legit.

  • If ever you needed evidence that white people are absolutely NOT a superior race, there it is.

    • jowgajen

      Nope, just uncannily effective at separating being “good” from being “decent” in our morality.

  • Oblios_Cap

    They didn’t need to be told not to dance. Only decent people who enjoy life want to dance.

    • Anna Rompage

      Why they might not dance so much, boy can those guys do a mean goose step!

    • ViveLaRésistance

      We saw them “dancing” during the breaks at the convention. Uncool uptight white people dancing is ugly.

      • To be fair, most white people should not dance, uncool and uptight or no.

      • Anna Rompage

        Kind of like watching a monkey fuck a football from what I hear…

  • ggaston1960

    Why not start with “just a little less heil hitlering?” Baby steps, people…

  • Michael R

    If you’re a DEPLORABLE the cool thing to do is tattoo it across your forehead ,
    will also accept
    ” F___G IDIOT” ” HUMAN GARBAGE ” and ” DELUSIONAL BUTTMUNCH “

    • Jamoche

      So it’s the Snow Crash future? I’ve already seen a story about a guy living in a storage unit.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Jim Hoft will be a Trump WH correspondent?

    Why of course he will. Stupidest Administration off and on the internet.

  • ViveLaRésistance

    Just got back from Michaels, getting sign-making supplies. This being North Florida, there was plenty of pink yarn on the shelves. Had I know there were going to shortages elsewhere, I would’ve bought it up and donated it.

  • canes_pugnaces

    Did they leave the brown shirts and jack boots at home, too? That doesn’t sound like a very fun party. No nazi salutes. No burning people in effigy. No marching around.

  • SighSperling

    I dunno about Tila Tequila but the guy on the left looks a bit too ‘jewy’ for my Anglo tastes.

    Is there a number we can call to report him?

    • Unpresidented Ron

      1-800-GOT-NAZI

    • Anna Rompage

      I believe the Jared Kushner “report a jew, or Muslim, or person of color” hotline opens in 4 hours

      • jowgajen

        So … the cognitive dissonance is real. Jared and Ivanka are so observant that they had to get Rabbinical permission to ride in a car back to New York tonight. And yet … the Deplorables are blatantly anti-semitic.

        • Anna Rompage

          Breitbart was a jew too… Go figure…

        • Jennifer R

          They have a lot of armed guards between them and the deplorables they rip off.

    • Scrofula

      1-800-OOP-AJOO

    • Serai 1

      Yeah, there was a whole thing about that. What a fucking moron he was, and all.

    • He looks like a guy who spent a lot of time in Junior High being told to stop hitting himself, so now he’s showing them by looking like a massive loser in front of the whole world!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Let the 8chan goons deal with it.

  • Paperless Tiger

    The only reason they voted for Trump is because they wanted to start a bunch of shit. Okay, it’s started.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Gateway Pundit. NYT. These days, what’s the diff?

    • Unpresidented Ron

      Around $5 a week, I think.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      The NYT pays the fuck up.

  • Oh, hey, that’s right… the Nazis are back… and they love the new president…this is totally normal, guys… right? Hahaha… Nazis…they’re back…

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK….

    • tehbaddr

      Umm, I think I’m OK with that. Saw a few Latino, prolly Messican guys working on a house the other day. We must put a stop to this sort of ..productivity? Umm, they came fer my jerbs? One of them at the Bodega actually smiled at me and said “have a nice day”!

  • Relativicus

    I’m willing to bet Trump quashes Hoft’s bid to be a WH correspondent. Uggo’s bring down the brand, man.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Men are allowed to be ugly. Women, no.

      • Relativicus

        Still, there are limits…

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    pic.twitter.com/HDRFlwg84x— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) December 7, 2016

  • Ray in VT

    You know, it might be a bad sign when you have to encourage your people to not throw the fascist salute.

    • tehbaddr

      Ya think?

  • TJ Barke

    Don’t worry everyone, Donnie’s not a nazi. Nazi’s just find him very appealing…

  • BosGrl

    Chuck Schumer presents Drumpf with a big photo of the inauguration, Drumpf goes up to it and looks for himself in the picture, then does a thumbs up.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Malaria looked really nice today. I wonder how long it took to do Twitler’s hair?

    • Greyhame

      Probably extra time today, for waterproofing.

    • snark-lurker

      “Twitler”
      me like that 1

      • OrdinaryJoe

        Cut, paste. Reuse freely.

        • WomanInTheResistance

          Consider it stolen.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      On the can it says half an hour between coats.

    • Résistance Land Shark

      They used Crazy Glue™ …. dries instantly.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      And she was wearing gloves…one suspects so that her skin wouldn’t actually contact, well…you know.

    • They just picked it up off the stand next to his bed, as usual.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Modern polymer science can do amazing things. From Donny’s hair to Melanoma’s tits, it’s all better living through chemistry.

  • o’look Skwerl!

    Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House

    http://www.theonion.com/article/departing-obama-tearfully-shoos-away-loyal-drone-f-55100

    • TJ Barke

      Just like Harry and the Hendersons…

  • Serai 1

    Deploraball video taken down. What a surprise! Fucking cowards.

    • Jamoche

      It’s not down, it just doesn’t have a still image so it shows that gray thing.

  • tehbaddr

    But, Mein Drumpf! I can walk!

  • calliecallie

    Is it just me, or do wonkette’s sponsored adds all suddenly look more gruesome and horrific? The eye bags, the fruit that destroys diabetes, the death foods…all look suddenly like they’ve been touched by Satan. And that man who might be the greatest stock picker ever? Pure evil.

    • PubOption

      Kellyanne’s crepey legs seem not to have invaded this thread. Was that ad banned on one of the papers Dolt 45 signed?

      • Oblios_Cap

        Thanks a lot!

    • o’look Skwerl!

      Especially the photos for the aborted baby parts from Soros Inc. There’s fresh and then there’s FRESH!

  • Kooolest G

    ok they interviewed one of the guys at nazipalooza at the 1:03 mark of the video. he’s a musician that lives in los angeles, and he looks very nervous about showing his face. trying to decide if I should go to his next show dressed up like hitler. here’s his website willfogarty.com

    • WomanInTheResistance

      I, for one, would appreciate it if you would take that link down. We are far too decent a group to doxx him, but we get strange visitors. And yes he did bad, and should feel bad, but let’s not go there, ok?

      • Oblios_Cap

        Besides, it looks like a pretty lame site.

      • Kooolest G

        you’re right, now I feel bad. taken down, and I won’t go to his show, he seems like he knows that this was a bad idea

    • You should only go if he lights himself on fire, so you can refuse to piss on him.

  • Reality Kills

    Morons. The dab is an old thing. Now we have the moron-in-chief! I have not watched a single news and intend to stay like these for a week or more. The whole cabinet are idiots as well. Melania is the first trophy wife of US!

    • tehbaddr

      Wife? She’s just the most recent Eastern Block Whore The Donald bought!

      • natoslug

        I prefer to think of her as a person with incredibly low self-esteem who did not and still does not know that she had better options to improve her life than being Donut’s sex-pillow. This is what happens when you raise someone to believe that their only worth is what they can provide to other people.

    • third*

      • Iam Reading

        Well done. Family values you betcha

  • Clyde Barrow

    Will King Donald himself be cutting the ribbon and initiating the new FEMA showers and ovens?

    • boyblue122

      Sorry, no one is in charge of FEMA yet

      • Clyde Barrow

        Is Pat Robertson busy or something?

        • boyblue122

          no one from Goldman Sachs was interested so they left the cabinet position open. Apparently Pat wasnt either

        • JustDon’tSayPeePee

          I hear Kenneth Starr’s looking for a gig. FEMA doesn’t have a sportsball team, does it?

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Prepping for his SCOTUS nomination.

      • Unpresidented Ron

        Prolly won’t be when the next hurricane/tornado/earthquake hits either.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      I’d rather have Don King up there. I think he would make a far better president.

      • Pisto75666

        And the upgrade in hairstyle would be AMAZING.

  • Jennifer R
    • Unpresidented Ron

      If I were the Usurper, I’d be awfully nervous about having all those weapons anywhere near me.

    • Scrofula

      Like I said t’other night, our roads and bridges can’t handle that.

    • Mr. Blobfish
    • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

      Yeah, and the Pentagon nixed that shit. The scariest part of “Not so sure the country will survive this” is the idea that the generals will at some point have had enough of Trump’s bullshit, and America will have it’s first military coup…

      • Jennifer R

        And there aren’t enough Smedley Butlers in there to make me feel good about that.

      • ladyblug

        My thoughts exactly!

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Il Douche doesn’t know that the military swear an oath to protect and defend the Constitution, and not to whatever dipshit happens to be in the Oval Orifice.
        (Same oath that he took, not that he was paying attention.)

  • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

    Well, the worst certainly are full of passionate intensityshit.

  • Serai 1

    I’m sure the entertainment will be grand.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw

    • tehbaddr

      “I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast…where did I go RIGHT???”

      • Résistance Land Shark

        Once again, Mr Brooks’ future fictional visions of America have come true.

        Exhibit B:
        https://youtu.be/KHJbSvidohg

        • tehbaddr

          Yup. The Right wing just couldn’t handle that Obama was a ‘near and dear to the hearts of the majority of ‘Merikans. So they vilified him!

          • Résistance Land Shark

            “Class is the ultimate revenge.” The Obamas, Clintons, and even the Bushes all win.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    The Resistance snark has been rather tame this afternoon. I expect things pick up when the sun goes down and the drink gets stronger.

    • WomanInTheResistance

      Maybe when Disqus stops sucking. Oh sorry, that would mean never.

    • Anna Rompage

      Yep, I’m nursing a mild hangover and am looking forward to some hair of the dog once I’m home from work…

      • WomanInTheResistance

        Or from whatever crazed websites you’ve been visiting.

  • Reality Kills

    Democrats need to get tough. Being nice is getting us last! We have to start filling up the government with liberals from top to bottom. Forget about compromise and being nice.

    • Clyde Barrow

      Follow the Tea Party path and start with the school boards on up.

      • Reality Kills

        Spot on! Democrats need to play the same game.

        • Same game, no.
          Better game, yes.

          • Reality Kills

            And what is that, Jen? Like a nice version of it? No! We are losing for being nice!

          • C4TWOMAN

            “Talk softly and carry a big stick”.

            And if I recall we’re loosing because of foreign interference and espionage.

          • Iam Reading

            And when some ashole needs it, brain him with the stick. It isn’t an accessory.

          • Reality Kills

            I do not really believe Russia was that effective. Yes, they may have been able to sway opinions but they didn’t hack the voting systems. Donald won because people (in backward states) were fed up with the establishment.

          • C4TWOMAN

            Strategy wise, they’re right.
            The Tea Party was the result of Alt R think tanks that found a way to exploit democracy at the local level for national gains. This might be conceptually hard if what you’re trying to do is communicate and work with(dems) vs take over, dominate and control(repubs).

            So a hybrid strategy of reaching out, with organizing and education combined with a ruthless strategy to be “nobody’s fools” is what’s needed now IMHO.

          • ladyblug

            They had lots of $ from that fuck Karl Rove’s pac and those fucking Kochs! By the way, were has Rove been?

          • Reality Kills

            Hope Dems strategists are seeing this and thinking this way!

    • Iam Reading

      Yes. Fight. Please use militant liberals like me who actually enjoy fighting.

  • boyblue122
    • Shan

      Where was this?

    • dslindc

      One of my favorites from the National Equality March in 2009 was: “I can’t believe I still have to protest this shit!”

    • beingreleased

      My favorite sign at the John Stewart/Steven Colbert rally a few years ago:
      “What do we want? Evidence based solutions. When do we want it? After peer review.”

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    It is not a coincidence that I have arrived today back at my desert bunker to hide for the next few months.

    It sounds like President Trump – “the asshole” has kept his vicious tone going…..

  • canes_pugnaces

    Until ten minutes ago I had no idea who Jim Hoft was/is. Past tense is preferable, but I’ll also include present. The fact that HOft now has WH press credentials is more of today’s holy-shit-what-is-happening-the-orange-Oompa-Lumpa-is-president panic attack. Is it too early to start drinking?

    • Ωbjectifier

      Deadbeat owes us money. Pay up asshole!

    • snark-lurker

      everbuddy else here started 6 hour ago

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      He owes us a lot of money.

    • Anna Rompage

      Just wait until they replace all the regular news agencies with Hoft, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Jesse Watters…

      BTW It’s 5pm somewhere in the world….

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        They can stuff the press room with all the wingtard morons they like, but it won’t make anybody read the shit they put out.

    • Résistance Land Shark

      Is it too early to start drinking?

      The sun is over the yardarm somewhere.

      • Oblios_Cap

        30 more minutes.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        4 pm here, but that’s early enough on a day like this.
        Somewhat cheered by the *cough* record crowds at Il Douche’s deplorable parade.

        • Résistance Land Shark

          Record crowds! Yooge! Bigly! Except those will be TOMORROW. Dumbass.

    • JustDon’tSayPeePee

      Only too early for those of us still at work.

    • ladyblug

      Fuck No!

    • Doug Langley

      It’s late evening in Stockholm, so go for it.

    • Tacoclamgenda

      It’s almost too late.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    soooo, what’s up? Something happen today?

    • WomanInTheResistance

      Stuff. And things.

      • Oblios_Cap

        And more stuff.

    • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn
    • Lefty Wright

      Basically a bunch of shit. Of an orange shade.

    • Doug Langley

      Rained a little.

  • Reality Kills

    I regret Dems. senators went the nuclear option few years ago. I understand it needed to be done but it frustrates because almost all the rabid yam’s cabinet candidates wouldn’t have been confirmed.

  • dslindc

    I had people over last weekend and not once did I have to ask them to refrain from nazi saluting things. Weird.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      The neighbors downstairs wouldn’t appreciate all the goose-stepping.

    • Anna Rompage

      I had about 15 people over xmas eve for a little cocktail party & dinner, and not only did I not have to ask them forego the nazi salutes, I didn’t even have to remind them not to sexually assault anyone while there…

    • Ricky Gay

      Here everyone continually flips the bird. But I allow it.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    I find solace in knowing he’s entering office as the least popular president and there will be few on hand to see his inaugural parade.

    • Anna Rompage
      • Count Awesome

        That’s a fake pic or somewhere just off red square.

      • JustDon’tSayPeePee

        Wow, Laura. You are really out of touch with reality, aren’t you?

      • Wow. She is even…one of his ain’t she?
        Anyone got a comparison with O’s?

      • boyblue122

        half the people there look like they are just security

      • Jamoche

        Looks like most of them are the ones paid to be there.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        They’re already using pictures of Obama’s inauguration. They’ll use pictures of his parade also, claiming it’s trump’s. Freakin’ Potemkin Villages, they is.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        LOL! People are saying that they can’t reach the parade because of protesters.

      • Oblios_Cap

        That looks like Ebenezer Scrooges Funeral parade.

        • Hardly Ideal

          Scrooge Libel? I thought he got better in the end.

        • Creepoman

          Even Ebenezer had the ghost and himself in attendance.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        When do we get to see photos of Il Douche’s face as he went past, waving at his dozens of supporters?
        He’ll twatter later about the “tremendous” crowds, but fuck that shit.

      • Nasty Girl Brianna

        Wow. And she says that unironically.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        I’ve seen bigger crowds at a small town Fourth of July parade.

    • boyblue122

      POTUS twitter account also lost 10M followers today

      https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/822508482419167232

      • gratuitous

        That’s something that’s going to get Donald Thinskin right where it counts. So much of his identity is bound up in the number of Twitter followers he has, that a steep drop-off is going to hurt his feelings.

        • snark-lurker

          it will hurt a fuckton moar next time he’z in NY and “Society” still scorns him

        • Notreelyhelping

          Well, I fuckin’ hope so.

      • It lost me today…

    • Doug Langley

      Guess what? I just a video of the parade route. ENTIRE STANDS WERE EMPTY.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    So the Russian Puppet has been enaugerated! January 20th, 2017. The day the Russians and Putin’s Puppet did more damage to our democracy than any other terrorist, ever.

    • aureolaborealis

      Well, this IS the culmination of Osama Bin Laden’s long-term plan for America. I wish that was a joke.

  • Kooolest G

    jim hoft speech at 2:07 yes he said the word nazis to describe the left

    • Jamoche

      Once upon a time newsmagazines put scare quotes around the “socialist” part of that name.

    • It’s Always Projection.

  • aureolaborealis

    (and people say we don’t understand small towns!)

    I get this bullshit from family members who live* in the small town THAT I GREW UP IN!

    *OK. Used to live in. Now they live in another identical small redneck town.

    Can I be honest here? One of the sinkingest feelings I get from this whole shit show is the sense that all of the horrible knuckle-dragging small-town rednecks I thought I had long ago escaped for good have reached out and inserted themselves into my life again. It is borderline PTSD-inducing.

    • No fair getting away from them

    • laughingnome

      As another escapee I get you.

    • Jennifer R

      Leave no forwarding address, get a new number and give up on facebook. No one can find me without going to some very eclectic places.

    • JustDon’tSayPeePee

      I hear ya. My FB feed is just deplorable.

      • VagendaofNastyWoman

        I weeded them all out a while ago. I found that my life is fine without them.

    • Hellhathnofury Demme

      This is from Silicon Valley in Ca:
      Fuck off, knuckle-draggers!
      You will NOT tell us what to do!
      Our economy is to big for your petty crap!
      My community (Bernal Heights, SF), voted over 90% for Hillary.
      (And don’t even get me started on Peter Thiel…)

      • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

        What’s his problem? If he hates liberal ideals so much why live in SF?

        • HorseChestnut

          Because he likes them when they benefit him.

        • Hellhathnofury Demme

          I suspect that as a gay man, he enjoys the tolerance and diversity of this area.
          Interesting, (in a very bad, self-hating, way), that he wants to deny it to others.

          • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

            I guess. Maybe he is one of those who thinks he has a choice in the matter.

          • Rebeccahwilliams

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        • Jgb979

          Peter theil is quite possibly genetically incapable of even understanding how his thoughts and behaviors affect anyone who isn’t Peter Theil.

          So yes he doesn’t see anything wrong with the hypocrisy of being a conservative gay Republican living in sanfrancisco because that would imply he’s ever given one second of thought to what those who aren’t Peter Theil have ever felt in their lives.

    • C4TWOMAN

      OTOH not all small towns are/were like that. Obviously the ones people escaped are, or are at least stagnant economically.
      Then there are small towns like Leith:
      https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/21/north-dakota-neo-nazi-community-leith

      I suppose I’d like the small communities who DON’T support racist reactionary politics to be a bit more vocal, if for no other reason it slurs all “small towns”.

      I also spent a large chunk of childhood in a small town and know the mix of the good(War veterans who didn’t hold with any racist crap) and the eye rolling(OMG they want to put a MASSAGE PARLOR in down the street! It’s the end times!)

      • mancityRed6

        I had to click on the link because Leith is also the town Trainspotting (the book, I can’t remember the movie) was based in.
        Throw in that it’s a Grauniad link and I was wondering why you were talking about Scotland.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Lol.

      • aureolaborealis

        Well, the small town I lived in was a former regional HQ for the Klan, so …

      • Slamtundra

        It’s an odd thing, that thing about not all small towns. I was born in a suburb of Kansas city Missouri in 1970, and I grew up with a mom who somehow sheilded me from these ultra racist small town views. Turns out in her old age, she’s succumbed to them. Just like my dad always had and still does. So I guess what I’m saying is things are complicated.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Ain’t that the truth!
          I think small communities understress are more likely to cave to reactionary politics? I’d be interested if having a thriving economy can make them more resistant? Unfortunately Walmart and rampant corporatism have destroyed most small community economies so it’s a little hard to tell now…
          A parallel might be drawn between individuals who feel politically isolated. I know of a shocking number of people(like the fact any of them are doing this) who were hippies and life-long anarchist types from the ’60’s-70’s who voted for Trump.
          What. In. The. Fuck.

    • BeachBum

      I grew up in a small town that was originally populated by people from other small towns during the Depression. It is still relatively poor and of course the county went for Trump bigly. To this day I wonder why I am not on the extreme right, but rather the opposite.

    • Slamtundra

      You couldn’t be more right. I thought they had been marginalized because, frankly, they suck. Turns out I was wrong.

  • Co worker Trumper wanted to listen to the speech
    So while he was doing that, I went and found me some country Joe, some Richie Havens and Hendrix at Woodstock and played that so I did not have to listen.
    Will report when the saluting starts.

    • gratuitous

      All right, in the search for silver linings, I will have to say that I’ll be listening to a lot of good music for the foreseeable future.

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        And smoking lots and lots of doobies. I may just sell my teevee.

        • mancityRed6

          just spare a thought for those of us who don’t have access to a dealer (legal or otherwise)

          • Up In Smoke O’hontas

            Dude. I will pass to the left in thoughts and prayers for you, and for us all.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Well done. I’ve not listened to more than two consecutive words from the shitgibbon-in-chief, and it’s my intent not to do so for four years.

      • HorseChestnut

        Same. I don’t want to hear a goddamn word out of his mouth.

        • therblig

          besides, it’s the same 20 – 50 words all the time.

          • suziq

            But they are the best words! (nope, they are not the best words)

      • Buzz1313

        That’s funny you sat this- since the election I HAVEN’T heard any words from him( largely because I broke up with the liberal media). The inaugural event was on the tv at work and I saw bits and pieces. But I’m with you, Bubba. I’m so thoroughly disgusted by the way this election season played out that I have no desire to listen to him or talk about him(or make fun of him). He’s so stupid, no intellectual curiousity, zero class, his taste?! Have you seen pictures of that tacky assed penthouse?! My mother once had a falling out with my uncle and didn’t speak to him for four years. We lived next door to eachother. I’m more than prepared to avoid any mention of Cinnamon Hitler until January 2021

    • BeachBum

      ” I SAID GIMME AN F “

  • Kooolest G

    lucian wintrich is gonna be the gateway pundit correspondent, you may know him better as the founder of twinks4trump.

  • Lucas Foxx

    I refuse to normalize the word “deplorable”.

    • Lefty Wright

      Assholes is more fitting. Let them try to normalize that.

  • therblig

    My understanding is these people also need to be told not to shit in their pants and smear the feces around everyday.

  • beingreleased
    • JustDon’tSayPeePee

      As usual, George gets Our Times in perspective.

    • phoenix00

      “Aww come on, let me in too!”

      – Justin Trudeau

  • Sister Artemis

    Hey guys, I haven’t posted much the last couple of days, and I’m working with a client for the next few hours. But couldn’t shut down the computer without noting a couple of things. First, thank you Wonkette for being there in ways we can’t, and for watching what we can’t bear to, and reporting back to us. And thank you Wonkette and Wonketeers, for all the snark and rage and laughter and bitter sweet comments, without which I’m not sure I’d be as mentally stable as I am right now.

    I really love you guys, and I’ll be back. Kinda glad I’m occupied with work on this sad, sad day. And trying to be strong for what’s ahead. Remember: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/80cceee53fcc6b62c2b467f1c50c975307635fbe322aeea23af90b751f4fac7b.jpg

    • WomanInTheResistance

      Be well. I’m actually off in a bit to protest. And all are welcome. 5pm. Downtown.

      https://youtu.be/jW2MRTqzJug

      • VagendaofNastyWoman

        Stay warm stay safe

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      Ditto. And back at ya, Sister!

    • mrpuma2u

      That’s right. Just like Barry Bamz said last week. If you don’t like what you see, lace up your shoes, grab a clip board and run for a local office. You can’t screw it up worse that the teatard in there now. Ok that last sentence was mine.

  • Résistance Land Shark

    A few moments ago, Donald Trump was sworn in as our 45th president. It is for many of us a moment we still have not been able to process. It comes with a host of emotions including, for many, revulsion, dread, and outright fear, as well as some fundamental questions about what this means for our country, and how ordinary citizens can and should respond

    https://www.facebook.com/georgehtakei/posts/1854088774620567

  • Panika MCD

    my sentiments exactly!

  • Résistance Land Shark

    Yep, Obamacare Is Now More Popular Than Donald Trump
    President Obama even more popular than both.

    The Fox News poll, which was released just one day before the inauguration, shows Obamacare is now viewed more favorably than the next commander in chief, with 50 percent of those polled approving of President Barack Obama’s healthcare reforms. The same poll found only 42 percent viewed Trump favorably.

    • mancityRed6

      most of that is from people finally realizing that the ACA=Obamacare

      • BeachBum

        Yep. They liked the healthcare exchanges but hated Obamacare. The rest will realize it when they lose healthcare.

        • Ms.Moon

          And I do not feel sorry for them because what they wanted was for brown people to suffer not knowing they were also putting themselves into slavery’s chains because honestly the ones who will suffer the most are the poor in poor states.

      • Résistance Land Shark

        Dumbasses. They didn’t listen, and now their Cheeto Jeebus will kill them off.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Jeez – and this is polling the people willing to talk to Fucks Gnus in the first place.

      • Résistance Land Shark

        IKR? The polling from the “fake news” like Quinnapiac or Pew would literally cause Donnie to stroke out.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Pfft – everybody Trumpanzees know those polls are rigged.

    • BeachBum

      Thanks, I needed that !

  • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

    “Peter Thiel was there, too, because of course he was, but apparently he ran away immediately after being spotted by some reporters. Which is hilarious.”

    So does he need 10 years to come out as a racist too?

  • Reality Kills

    Nice guys finish last
    You’re running out of gas
    Your sympathy will get you left behind
    Sometimes you’re at your best
    When you feel the worst
    You feel washed up like piss gone down the drain
    …..

  • JD Mulvey

    When I get excited and have a couple of drinks in me, I just have to start Zieg Heiling a little bit. Is that so wrong?

    You people are just party poopers.

  • Today i am signing people up for obamacare. When there is no one here (the older homeless guy just yelled at me for not having access to VA records and the younger one for taking his room away) i watch teddy the porcupine videos.

    Later i will drink.

    • hendenburg2

      Why do you think I took today off?

  • Lucas Foxx

    He’s probably still signing papers.

    • zerosumgame0005

      or rolling up $100’s to snort some cocaine with

  • BeachBum

    Its cold (for us) and raining hard and I am out of food and don’t wanna go out. Thanks Putin !

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    I want to burn my own living space to the ground knowing Jack MeHoft is going to be a White House correspondent. Go fuck yourself sideways with an enraged hedgehog Spraytan Hitler.

  • Jgb979

    Peter Theil does not understand your humanoid concept of com-pash-yon? 404 ERROR NETWORK CONNECTIVITY PROBLEMS.

    I hope this thread doesn’t cause another racist nazi cartoon invasion….

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Peter Theil and Milo prove that gays can be just as vile, blind and stupid as straight right wingers of color….

    • Native San Franciscan here. I could tell you stories…..

      • VagendaofNastyWoman

        There was that whole ordinance of “Don’t walk around nekkid and sit your taint on the outdoor cafe chairs”- although that was being done by people of both persuasions.

        • CatCafe de la Resistance

          As a Bay Area native, I have to say, sometimes my fellow Bay Areans are just fucking insane. (There’s a reason I live in Los Angeles now.)

          • VagendaofNastyWoman

            Just saw LaLa land. Slight spoiler alert: if you find yourself in a traffic jam in LA, do not, I repeat do not, get out of your vehicle and engage in a song and dance routine.

    • Alan

      Pretty sure there are just as many gay assholes as straight assholes on a percentage basis.

  • ken_kukec

    So they called up the Captain,
    “Please bring me my whine.”
    He said, “We haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen thirty-nine.”

    Welcome to the Hotel Trump.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    I tried to unironically Heil my boss just a few moments ago. I mean, he’s a Russian Puppet voter so I thought he would be all cool with it. Not so much. He’s my former boss now and I get to send out my rezoomay. Any Wonkers hiring? Just kidding. I’m married to the boss and she’s cool with my odd sense of humor. Although she really didn’t like the Heiling.

  • TheBoatDude

    Heiiil M C A! Iz dance, no?

  • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

    Know who else told people not to Nazi salute?

    • TundraGrifter

      Stalin?

    • President in Exile Firefly

      Jake and Elwood?

    • phoenix00

      The Pope?

  • alpacapunchbowl

    OT and a long post, apologies in advance.
    I posted something on Facebook stating that I find the protesters who decided to start vandalizing shit and smashing windows to be extremely unhelpful and counterproductive. This friend of my sister who officiated her wedding started trying to pick a fight with me. I was trying to acknowledge our fundamental differences of opinion and have a respectful discussion, which apparently pissed her off. When I said I wasn’t going to argue with her, she (a white woman) accused me (also white) of, and I quote, “applying white morality to the act of rioting”. I haven’t seen pictures of every single person who was getting violent in DC, but the ones I did see looked pretty damn white to me, so I really don’t understand where she’s coming from with that statement.
    Plus, doesn’t the statement sort of imply that rioting is something that primarily black people do? Which is…pretty fucking racist?
    Am I totally off here? I am more than happy to admit when I’m in the wrong, and I really would like to understand.

    • Jennifer R

      She sounds 100% wrong. And yeah she implied rioting was in the purview of black people it sure looks like too.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        I even told her several times that I agree with some of what she was saying, but she just kept escalating. The whole interaction was bizarre.

        • Jennifer R

          She wanted to screech at you.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            She got her wish, that’s for sure.

          • Jennifer R

            Sometimes the dog catches the car.

    • suziq

      That is NOT GOOD when people basically on the same side want to fight. Vandalizing is not acceptable and we want to look like the adults in this situation. The new administration would be the petty children now.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        I know! I was feeling pretty good about the organizing and mobilization I’ve been seeing and participating in. This is a stark reminder that we REALLY have our work cut out.

        • suziq

          I am back at my Mexico house now, haven’t seen anything going on today but tomorrow morning I am going to an “event” that was advertised for Women’s Solidarity around the world. No mention of Trump or politics so I am really interested to see how it turns out. All the Mexicans are appalled of course and most of the Americans and Canadians but there are some Trumpers because they make their living from oil and that mean old Obama wouldn’t do XL pipelines and lots more drillings and stuff.

    • HazooToo

      You were right, she assumed that the vandals would be black, she was wrong.

    • yyyaz

      You, sir/madam, are entirely correct. Keep in mind that the odds of the vandals being paid plants is probably 50-50, IMHO. They are providing cover and generating sympathy with John Q. Dillhole for the imposition of martial law.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        I thought the very same thing

      • CatCafe de la Resistance

        Yes, and wasn’t there some information that that piece of shit James O’Keefe was planning to deliberately incite it, and was trying to infiltrate the march to accomplish that?

        • mfp

          not to mention, the burning car was ‘blocks away from the parade route’ where nobody would be paying any attention to it until it actually burst into flame, with the vandals nowhere in sight

    • Grumpy Old Man

      You are correct, sir! The media has a shorthand for everything – if you notice, poor people, rioters and so on are always black. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/31d5be7a32e2d6d047d2e64f9786eb38f02271aa1dfd3c3172e3d8e02ca7f975.gif

      • alpacapunchbowl

        White people are “searching for food”

        • Grumpy Old Man

          Yep! white people scavenge to survive – black people loot.

        • Stulexington

          Down on their luck.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      One of my pet peeves is when Republicans talk about black people. They always describe them as poor and living in urban hellholes. I’ve had black neighbors multiple times in suburban neighborhoods. It drives me nuts because it perpetuates a stereotype that just isn’t true.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        That’s what’s even more bizarre about it- she’s not a Republican! I was even more shocked than I would’ve been anyway because she’s generally “one of us”- activist, a solid ally. Though it’s unfortunately far from the first time I’ve known someone on the left to bust out some patriarchal and racist bullshit. So disappointing.

        • VagendaofNastyWoman

          Well racism is kind of like air- it’s so pervasive that you can’t always see when you’re practicing it.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Very true! And she actually does some really cool shit in the Milwaukee area. I am so bewildered. As is my sister, who went to college with this woman and knows her a lot better than I do. Like I mentioned earlier, she officiated my sister’s wedding. Sis and I are both pretty much at the point of not knowing what to say other than “what the actual fuck?”

          • mfp

            mind if i try to help?…other than the problematic thing of your friend assuming it was black people rioting–she may have heard it reported as such–for example, here is the 430pm est entry in the wonkette liveblog>>

            “4:30 Aand some black bloc morons away from the parade route smashed and set afire a private, non-parade limo, doing their part to feed Fox News. Grrrrr.”…..followed by a photo of a black limo burning with and anarchy A and ‘we the people’ spray-painted on it (which reeks of white people and false flag, etc)…but what, exactly, are the first 5 words of that post, anyway?…i haz a confuse

            so, to my point…. her comment regarding ‘white people morality applied to rioting’ may actually have been a clumsy attempt at justifying the act of rioting by a relatively powerless group in this country…along the lines of the MLK quote “…that rioting is the language of the unheard”

            maybe…just spitballing here, not trying to justify any actions or statements not my own

          • Binkysbroad

            It’s very clear; black bloc morons rioting=blah people burning and looting. Duh.

          • SqueakyRat

            The term “black bloc” has nothing to do with race.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            It doesn’t, but a lot of people apparently don’t know that.

          • mfp

            so….what does it mean, i’ve not seen it before

          • SqueakyRat

            I’m not sure there’s a very tight definition, but generally it refers to people on the left who imagine it’s useful to turn non-violent demonstrations into violent ones. While wearing masks.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            You may be on to something here. My post didn’t include any articles whatsoever because I was merely stating my personal opinion, so she may have assumed that the rioters were black. Which is clearly a blindspot that she would be wise to examine. Her initial riposte to me was LITERALLY that quote, “rioting is the language of the unheard”. As I mentioned before, I tried to engage politely and disagree in a respectful way, but she was NOT having it.

          • Skaarphy

            Is it possible that your sister has told her friend some things about you that made her bear some sort of grudge?
            Because that’d be my take. That she was in a confrontational mode for reasons outside of the subject matter.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Nothing’s impossible, but that seems fairly unlikely. My sister barely sees this woman anymore, and is not much of a gossip to begin with. People don’t tend to develop grudges against me in the first place, much less hold on to them.

          • Skaarphy

            Oh. So maybe she feels left out, and it’s her way of getting your sister’s attention. Through you. :)

    • Last Hussar

      I always wonder – shouldn’t Republicans be cheering on these rioters? Because it turns out the left has the balls to do what the ammo-sexuals threaten.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      I had a lot of debates like that over Baltimore, where at least the rioters were mainly black. Riots are not desirable; even Jello Biafra agrees. Though the Nazi getting coldcocked, that wasn’t horrible.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        I’m usually a “when they go low, we go high” type myself, but it is just SO SATISFYING to see a nazi getting theirs. I know it’s wrong and I’m not proud of myself, but I laughed my fucking ass off. It’s an extra treat to watch the version they posted on The Root, which includes a Dre and Snoop soundtrack and a final frame featuring Spencer looking waaaahhh sad. I could watch that shit on a loop all day.

        • BreakingDeadMen

          Yeah, his pouty face was the piece de resistance

        • BreakingDeadMen

          Nazis and fascists don’t respond to reason, their language is violence. I’m a non-violent type, but I can’t tell the guy who did that he was wrong. Breaking windows, some of the other physical violence I can’t get behind, but a Nazi getting punched in the face is about as sympathetic as a guy in bar getting his ass kicked for talking shit about somebody’s date.

  • azeyote

    hey man – they don’t have a clue how to party – here’s one – get some cool people –

    • tinker12

      . . . and some decent music ffs!

  • Laura911

    Also, please do NOT take a dump on the dance floor. KTHXBYE!

    • yyyaz

      Attention please ACHTUNG!! Disposable undergarments, courtesy of Kock Industries, are available in the Little Boys and Precious Babby Girls rooms. Sizes XL to 6XL for your convenience. Resume your positions!”

      • tinker12

        Thanks for the great segue; I never pass up an opportunity to post the short list of evil Koch boys’ common household items to never buy.

        KOCH BROTHERS PRODUCTS TO BOYCOTT:

        American Greetings Cards
        Angel Soft toilet paper
        Brawny paper towels
        Dixie plates, bowls, napkins and cups
        Mardi Gras napkins and towels
        Quilted Northern toilet paper
        Soft ‘n Gentle toilet paper
        Sparkle napkins
        Vanity fair napkins
        Zee napkins
        Georgia-Pacific paper products and envelopes
        Lycra
        Stainmaster Carpet

        • Paul Dietzel

          I’ve also gotten to the point where with “Consumer Disposables” (if that’s even a term) like paper towels, toilet paper, paper plates and such that I avoid “store brands” too ’cause you don’t know where they’re sourced – I stick with something from Scott or Kimberly-Clark, f’rinstance. Thanks for the list though.

    • Do it over the populace like the administration does

    • CatCafe de la Resistance

      But you don’t have to use the restrooms like some elite libtard, just dig a trench out back somewhere and poop there.

  • Duke

    I wanna know what Sarah Palin thinks.

    Anyone?

    • Alan

      That’s a stretch.

    • yyyaz

      Nope.

    • anon_the_great

      I do. In comparison to the vulgar yam Sister Moose Poo is a delight

      • tinker12

        I know. I never thought I’d miss “W” but somehow, I do.

    • Khavrinen

      “what”?
      I think you meant “if”.

      And the answer is “Probably not”.

  • Mavenmaven

    effing O’Keefe in a tuxedo at 2:28:20 “I’m going after the MEDIA next”. God, how is this nightmare happening?

  • Frau From Fly-Over USA

    The cynic in me is willing to place a bet that Trump will order Marshall law tomorrow to stop the Woman’s march. Anyone want to wager?

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Considering that he doesn’t plan to start working until Monday, that seems like an easy bet.

    • Begin Anew Day

      Since it will be women marching he will ignore it.

    • CatCafe de la Resistance

      The really, really annoying pedant in me has to add that it is “martial” law, as in military law (“court-martial”). I wonder if people mistake it as “Marshall” law, thinking of the Marshall Plan, named for the then-Secretary of State George Marshall, which was our aid in rebuilding Germany and the rest of Europe after WW2, which turns out to have been a good idea, since we’ll need them to liberate us.

      • SadDemInTex

        I’m the other pedant who would have corrected our dear fellow Wonker

      • BreakingDeadMen

        Marshall Law, does kind of a pop-rockabilly thing, had a hit back in the 80’s?

        • Slamtundra

          There’s a guy at my work whose name is Bob Marshall. We call him Marshall Bob. No hits in the 80s though as far as I know.

    • Bongstar420

      No…I prefer to take winning bets

  • yyyaz

    Shrekli, check.
    Hoft, check.
    CNN? GTFO.*

    *Banned from DespicaBall

    • I’d consider that a badge of honor.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    As I remember correctly, the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

    Has that changed?

    • Begin Anew Day

      Not one iota.

    • phoenix00

      With Votes.

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      Nope. It hasn’t.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Oh, God, I thought I was strong enough for this, but now I’m not so sure. Fuck.

    • 451 Byrnes

      I’m not stalking you or anything, but…
      http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/601/517/8c5.gif

      • Resistance Fighter Callyson

        Thanks honey.

    • Slamtundra

      If you’re not strong enough nobody is. You are a bad ass, at least from my perspective here on the internet.

      • Resistance Fighter Callyson

        Thanks honey. Today’s march seems to have restored my strength. Fight on!

  • President in Exile Firefly
    • Steve Sutherland

      Droppen Sie dead!

    • CatCafe de la Resistance

      What a fabulous movie. William Holden, no one better. Great actor in a great part.

  • Geez I don’t think even the Massengil corporation contains as many douches (even though I’m sure anyone would feel “not fresh” just being in the same room as them for 5 minutes.)

  • Binkysbroad

    Anywhooooo, anyone else at the tiny march in San Diego today where teh police were recording us and photographing us and high-power binocularing us while fondling their M-16s and scritching their balls? I felt protected and served.

  • Incoming (AKA Large) Ham

    Is there a dude dressed as Castro up by the stage in the first minute or so? It really looks like it.

  • Rebeccahwilliams

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    • Stulexington

      The last post was 5 hours earlier, who do you think you’re reaching with this? Are you just counting seconds till it gets modhammered? Is that what they’re paying you for now?

  • My Uncle who killed a number of Nazi’s during the Big War-always said that the Nazis would be back. He didn’t believe in killing them with votes-He preferred his M-1. Nazi’s should be very afraid of real Americans.

    • Bongstar420

      Why can’t people just be reasonable? Its not like their ideas are reasonable.

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      My grandfather killed a bunch of them while on a convoy from Southern Italy to France. He said they used them as target practice, which I’m sure today would be considered a war crime (but what the fuck, they’re Nazis and they don’t deserve any less, am I right?) We don’t know how many he killed (he never said) but I do remember some of his Army buddies telling my mom he was a badass.

      • keenanjay

        I truly hope they hadn’t already surrendered.

        • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

          I don’t know about that but I wouldn’t be surprised if they already had. Like I said, he never talked about it and whatever he didn’t tell he took to his grave.

  • Bongstar420

    The two guys in the photo look like jews. Heil Irony

    I wonder if they have connects to the likes of the rothschilds or similar https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2a8091c75cb7e575d548c84daf6bb2a1c964bdfd58c1c3e5ca14131f0d10c798.png .

    • Incoming (AKA Large) Ham

      I wonder what Brietbart would think today of the monster he created?

  • tinker12

    My father and grandfather served in WWI and WWII to stop fascism and tyranny but Twitler’s stupid voters are fking cheerleaders for it. WTH people?

  • Apple Scruff

    OH FUCK NO. You do NOT get to be a white supremacist and be allowed to enjoy and dance to music by black artists. Even moreso when you dance LIKE THAT.

    There are about eleventy billion gif-worthy moments though. Need to get on that.

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