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Maybe the Stormfront Nazis who were going to converge on Whitefish, Montana, for a Hate Not Love rally this week — to punish the well-heeled little resort town for asking head Nazi in charge Richard Spencer to stop dragging their little town into the Nazi limelight — really are just economically insecure!

That would explain why they got their march denied for a) being disastrously incomplete in the application for a permit, and b) coming up $60 short for the $125 fee.

Tell us about it, hometown paper!

On Jan. 9, the city received a cover page of the required application for a march on Second Street from Memorial Park to City Hall on Jan. 16 from 4-7 p.m. A $65 money order was attached to the application, well short of the city’s required $125 fee for parades. Also, the application did not include a certificate of insurance, a map of the planned route or a checklist of other items required before the city reviews an application.

Lest we be accused of being insensitive to the economic woes of the white working class: Maybe they should have sold some of their extra food stamps on the black market? Also: HAHA.

Whitefish is a gorgeous little chichi town — it’s very Jackson Hole, Wyoming — with understated wood buildings covered in twinkling white lights; actual sushi restaurants; and lots of rich people, including Joooooz. It’s a little more than an hour north of your editrix’s homestead on Flathead Lake. We don’t go there, except in dead of winter to be literally the only people in the state park.

[Daily Stormer publisher Andrew] Anglin wrote online on Jan. 11, “I have spoken at length with my lawyers – though the ACLU has yet to respond to my inquiry – and we’ve decided that due to the permit refusal by the city of Whitefish, we will need to postpone the planned march.”

Anglin plans to postpone the march until sometime in February. In the meantime, your Wonkette promises to go to that one and hold up signs commiserating on the sad states of their penises.

[FlatheadBeacon]

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  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Sad Nazis are sad.

    • willi0000000

      nah! . . . they’re fucking hilarious.

  • WiscoJoe

    This is like something out of Nazi Germany!!!!!

  • Biel_ze_Bubba
    • chortlingdingo

      They’re actually super delicious! I like them better than regular Oreos. The cookie is crisp and tasty. The only thing that would improve them would be more filling, but they’re pretty damn good as is.

      • Martini Ambassador

        I was thinking that I’d probably eat the hell outta that. The filling was never my favorite part.

        You can find Oreos in France, but they are really expensive.

      • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

        You monster!

        • chortlingdingo

          Guilty as charged.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        But wouldn’t more filling just make them regular Oreos?

        • chortlingdingo

          It’s the thin cookie that’s really good. It’s like half the thickness of a regular Oreo.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Just coming here to say that. I believe that in addition to making the cookie thinner and crisper, they have added meth to it, because they’re quite addictive.

        • chortlingdingo

          Uh yeah. I can’t buy them anymore because I will eat the whole package.

    • But it’s healthy!

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      You see a cookie. Montana Nazis see white surrounded on all sides by black.

      • SeeTrain65

        “Black on every side, and White stuck in the middle!”

        • Historicat

          That sounds like the tagline for a film.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            I’ve heard about those films.

          • SeeTrain65

            Maybe the tagline for the live action version of the Board Game “Othello.”

      • Mr. Blobfish

        I hate Montana Nazis.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Dammit, beat me to it.

    • Vincent Ricola

      We are truly stuck in the upside down.

    • Shan

      I don’t like them anyway.

    • SeeTrain65

      From the makers of “Wheat Fats.”

      • aureolaborealis

        Now, actually …

        • SeeTrain65

          Wait, I forgot. That’s what a Triscuit is.

    • schmannity
    • Logic of Color

      Eh, just means you get to eat more of them.

    • msanthropesmr

      They’re OK once you throw away the outside and scoop out the middle.

    • janecita

      They are for weird people like me, I like the cookie part but I hate the filling.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    #TrumpWillFixThat

  • DahBoner

    Money in the bank (I ain’t gonna save it)…
    https://youtu.be/yrZ8JpA1rH8

    • Look Closer

      That’s a great song!

    • Look Closer

      Who is it?

  • Msgr_MΩment
    • kfunk937

      Well, there is historical precedent for the donation of gummi dildos.

      • Shan

        Gah! Instant UTI!!

  • The ACLU is in favour of CIVIL liberties.

  • Blacktop Autumn

    Stupid people being stupid. I mean, shit, our road crew out today amounts to three drunk rednecks throwing cinders out of the back of a pickup between slugs of Stag, but at least they’re organized and can manage to get it together enough to get something done.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Whitefish, MT? Sounds moar like Whitefolks, MT, amirite?
    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1164/7750/products/6581787031.png?v=1460063072

    • Blacktop Autumn

      I want these shitpokes to actually organize a march in Compton.

  • Martini Ambassador

    You know who else couldn’t march because of incomplete permits?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Napoleon?
      Ooops, sorry. That was because of snow. Snow.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      The Shriners?

    • JohnBull

      Moscow’s LGBT community?

    • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

      John Lewis at Pettus Bridge?

    • janecita

      The Germans in Leningrad?

  • schmannity

    Jooz in Whitefish? It’s like Presbyterians in Mayo, MT.

  • Vincent Ricola
  • Mr. Blobfish

    Real Nazis Don’t Cry

  • ManchuCandidate

    Worst bake sale ever. Everything is vanilla wafers or graham crackers. Not a chocolate chip, lemon square, chocolate anything, or raisin in sight.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    I like the way the Kootenai County Task Force for Human Rights handled the nazis in North Idaho. They didn’t oppose their march; they turned it into a walk-a-thon that raised $35,000 for their anti-nazi campaign.

  • kfunk937

    GoFundMe (bitcoin only) in 5, 4, 3 . . .

    Uh oh, I just thought of something. They could divert all the money collected up front for their DeploraBall to fund their nefarious ways.

    Srsly, I hope no one gets hurt. And that these malicious trolls freeze their miserable azzes off, or turn to stone when exposed to sunlight, while counter-demonstrators on the side of light and residents are immune to any and all ills.

  • snark-lurker

    iz that a March hair up there?

    • Blacktop Autumn

      Doing the macarena.

      • snark-lurker

        cool

  • jesuswasablack

    “a map of the planned route”
    Nazi parade route?

    http://crownheights.info/assets/2016/12/parade-trump-tower-525×340.jpg

  • Msgr_MΩment

    How could they nazi that they’d need moar money?

    • Rick Hill

      They need to pull themselves up by their jackbootstraps and take responsibility for their lives

      • Creepoman

        L.L.Bean jackbootstraps.

        • Rick Hill

          Their newest line. Anyone got some photoshop skills, that would be a good idea.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Bet they were Furherous when they found out.

      • snark-lurker

        oh just stop it u II x2 now

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Very little chance of a heilstorm, according to the weather forecast.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Plenty thunder and lightningblitzen.

      • Usedtobeyellerdawg

        Then they’d have to go to the diner and have Luft Waffles until it blew over.

        • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

          Wehrmacht them very tasty.

      • Logic of Color

        I heard the fired the guy in charge of the fee. Apparently it was his third reich.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          With only one ball.

          • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

            Hitler, he only had one ball;
            Goering, had two but they were small;
            Himmler’s, well his were similar,
            But Goebbels had no balls at all!

            (Sung to the tune of “Colonel Bogey’s March”)

    • FlownOver

      That was he fascist cancellation of a march in Whitefish history!

    • Celtic_Gnome

      They’re special little snowflakes who thought they deserved a discount because they’re white.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Guess they figured everything would be all Reich.

  • WiscoJoe

    Speaking of white dudes with genital, er, economic, anxiety (not that there’s anything wrong with that)… Definitely check out Samantha Bee’s segment on White Fragility. Bee is on fire lately. Trevor Noah better watch his back. (Seriously though, Noah should be replaced. Let Bee be!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE8nQZPfYpY

    • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

      I miss Samantha on the Daily Show but I’m glad she got her own show. Also, give Noah a chance. He has to grow into his role the same way John Stewart had to.

      • BosGrl

        Yes, but this isn’t the year for him to cut his teeth. We need someone with balls of steel in that chair. Not Noah’s fault of course. I just don’t enjoy the show with him.

        • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

          True. But you do realize that he is trying to walk a tight rope of balancing good political commentary and “angry black man”, right?

          • BosGrl

            Yes, absolutely.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Seeing what happened to Larry Wilmore probably took some most of the edge off.

  • TJ Barke

    Nazis not being allowed to oppress other people is the real oppression!

    • Gayer Than Thou

      You’re the real Nazi for pointing it out! Wait, does that work?

  • MynameisBlarney

    Damn, that’s just plain pathetic.
    Broke, dumb and racist is no way to go through life, son.

    • TJ Barke

      It is a way to ensure a republican constituency.

    • WiscoJoe

      You just condescended a broke, dumb, white person, which means we can all blame you the next time a Republican gets elected.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I’m feeling mighty economically marginalized right now.
        Thanks, Obama.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Condescend?
        Moi?

        No, I don’t do that. I simply ridicule those morons harshly. And often.

    • Bill D. Burger

      “Noooo’___ You’re the broke, dumb and racist person for pointing out that I am.”

      “I learned how to deal with you agitators on FOX! So there.”

      • wavicles

        That makes YOU the puppet, YOU’RE THE PUPPET!

  • Bill D. Burger

    Wonder what their final solution will be?

    • Suttree

      Whine and cry. Then tell all of there dozen followers “Next year in Whitehorse!”, while not understanding any sort of relevance.

      • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend

        “We’ll always have Illinois.”

    • Raan

      To quote Jim Carrey from Liar, Liar
      “Piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!”

  • Wild Cat

    But I thought Brunehilde had massive cakes?

    • BosGrl

      Great swathes of land?

      • arglebargle

        Huge tracts, at the very least.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Those cakes we like?

      • Wild Cat

        Depends on whether they’re attached to a neo-nazi sociopath or a decent human being . . .

  • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend

    “It’s not fair. Der Fuehrer never had to have a parade permit.”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Der Führer was ORGANIZED. He had subordinates who were competent who submitted the appropriate paperwork on time to the Bürgermeister.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        He had subordinates who made damn sure that the Bürgermeister signed off on the paperwork.

  • The Wanderer

    Will they be selling white chocolate Mallomars? Those are the master race of cookies.

    • Wild Cat

      I always found every neo-nazi’s daughter had a peculiar taste for being an Oreo cookie.

      • The Wanderer

        I award you one Internet, with oak Leaves and Swords.

  • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

    Did the parade route include Sudetenland, MT?

  • arglebargle
  • Msgr_MΩment

    OT: Shitweasel demonstrates why we need an Ethics Office.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jason-chaffetz-oge-shaub-subpoena_us_5878eb81e4b09281d0ea6c05 Republicans Threaten Government Ethics Official Who Criticized Trump

  • Randy Riddle

    Perhaps Russia can loan them a few bucks?

    • yyyaz

      Thereby heaping a couple more tons of dirt on irony’s grave. Rubles being wired by Pooty in 5,4,3. …

  • Rick Hill

    Wow. You mean doing stuff takes actual planning and some intelligence? Kind of like invading a federal sanctuary and forgetting to bring snacks…..

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I’m kind of torn when it comes to heckling the Nazis. On the one hand, I want to go to Stormfront or similar places and laugh at their stupidity (and/or give ’em hell in the comments if they’re allowed – UNLIKE HERE!), but on the other hand, I don’t want to give ’em the satisfaction of the extra pageclicks. What to do?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      There must be some mommyblog somewhere that doesn’t allow comments where you can ask that…

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      There’s a site from which you can pretty much go anywhere without giving away pageviews. Freaking hard to find it, what with ten billion pages telling people how achieve do the opposite.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Permits? We don’t need no stinking permits. https://goo.gl/images/3ntnLg

  • Shan

    I had to follow a couple of links to find it.

    Last week, Andrew Anglin, founder of The Daily Stormer, published a photo of his application to the city of Whitefish to hold a special event on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, which Anglin is calling “James Earl Ray Day Extravaganza,” referring to the assassin who shot and killed the civil rights leader.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      What a charmer.

      • Shan

        And they wonder why they haven’t heard back from the ACLU.

        • Raan

          “Oh, no. You’re looking for the court that deals with imagined slights and pretend laws. It’s in space.

          Have a good one.”

      • Ghenghis McCann

        More snake rather than charmer I think.

    • Suttree

      Kkkeep kkklasy you fuckers!

    • TJ Barke

      Darn those blacks and their desire to be treated like human beings! The audacity!

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    Potatoes macht fries.

    • Pisciatoiojohn

      Freiheit fries.

  • weejee

    Whitefish? Woulda thought Havre woulda been the place.

    • The Wanderer

      Coney Island Whitefish??

      • Raan

        Hey, that was Fry’s community college mascot!

    • Jenny

      Havre is where my racist step dad grew up. Which I never understood because if you wanted to be surrounded by white people why did you leave & move to Texas, for fucks sakes?!

      • PubOption

        Where did he move to? This town sounds suitable.
        http://www.wstx.us/

      • Janet Goodell

        My son is going to school in Havre. He is a white boy (see Samantha Bee above). To be fair, he has made several friends who are not white because actual nonimmigrant Americans live and go to school there.

  • Rick Hill

    Well, they were told there would be vandalizing minorities properties and raeping. No one said there would be math.

  • Suttree

    These idiots sound like the students at Berkley who were upset about having to pay for security to have Milo show up. Something, something rights infringed argle bargle. My exact response was “Hold a bake sale you whiny fuckers!”. Apparently this will have to be repeated rather often. How do you make a macro?

    • Lance Thrustwell

      On your micro?

    • Rick Hill

      Polo?

    • Raan

      My solution to things like this has been to just save the text to a .txt and copy and paste as needed.

  • Dudleydidwrong

    Instead of a bake sale to raise the extra $60 why don’t they hold a pissing contest in honor of their new fuhrer. I’m sure it would be a yoouge fund raiser with categories in distance, volume, aim, and originality.

    • ViveLaPeésistance

      Followed by a yellow snow-eating contest.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Watch out where the Huskies go…

        • puredog

          UW LIBELZ!

    • Raan

      The originality category intrigues me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • mancityRed6

    the comments are the same as usual. I’m not sure if they’re all locals, but there are some supporters in there, spouting the usual “massive Jewish conspiracy” bullshit.

    one of the detractors did call them “white supremacysts” which I find an appropriate description..

    • Ambignostic

      The Flathead Beacon is a really good weekly paper (thanks, Maury Povich!) with an even better website (because it’s updated continuously) that has a horrible group of regular commenters. But most of those are local crackpots. The Spencer thing has brought in a whole new population of remote Pepe posters.

  • Paperless Tiger

    It’s Winter. Shouldn’t they be invading Russia?

    • TJ Barke

      Naw, Russia’s a fascist oligarchy now, so it’s sort of pro nazi.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Pro Nazi as opposed to amateur Nazi?

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Well, they don’t have as many uniformed types, but the uniform fetish is sort of a German thing anyways.

    • Wild Cat

      Both Russia and Ukraine have a fetish for neo-nazism, so the poor fucks are really confused.

      • It’s really fucked up when you have Russian fascists fighting Ukrainian fascists in Donbass.

    • ViveLaPeésistance

      ISWYDT.

    • Raan

      No, they should be bogged down near Stalingrad with orders to not retreat.

      • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

        Landlady: Ooh planning a little excursion are we Mr Hilter?

        Hitler

        Ja, ja. We haff a little… (to others) Was ist rückweise bewegen?

        Von Ribbentrop

        Hike.

        Himmler

        Hiking.

        Hitler

        Ah yes, ve make a little hike for, for Bideford.

        Johnson

        (leaning over map) Oh well, you’ll want the A39
        then…no, no, you’ve got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you
        want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.

        Hitler

        Ah! Hein…Reginald you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-wicket English person.

        Himmler

        I’m sorry mein Fuhrer. I did not…(Hitler slaps him) Mein Dickie old chum.

        Landlady

        Lucky Mr Johnson pointed that out, eh? You wouldn’t have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you…(they don’t see the joke) I said, you wouldn’t have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you, ha, ha, ha?

        Hitler

        (through clenched teeth) Not much fun in Stalingrad, no.

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    Maybe they just realized its minus a million degrres in Whitefish, Montana in the winter and were looking for a face saving way to call it off.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      I think you give them too much credit in the intelligence department.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Well, they could have felt a bond with their brethren who invaded Russia and stayed for the winter in Stalingrad.
      https://miepvonsydow.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/o6fwgll.jpg

      • The Wanderer

        Nice face plant.

      • Doug Langley

        Now that’s using your head.

      • aureolaborealis

        Recycled the boots, I see.

  • Me not sure
    • Villago Delenda Est

      I actually went to this place back in the 80’s. It’s pretty sad (they blew up the the big swastika back in ’45, after the war) and one lonely Alsatian was there to keep people away.

      • Me not sure

        I tried to use the gif of that explosion but the one I had was too large to load.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          /shakefist Disqus.

    • TheBoatDude

      So, is this some sort of Nazi amphitheater, or something?

      • Me not sure

        Yup.

  • I hope their parade ends up like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4P1kKK-5k

    • yyyaz

      Now that is trolling.

    • Rick Hill

      Back in the 90s I knew a young lady. She and her friends would go to those nazi events. One of their more attractive members would chat up some guy watching. If he sounded like he was digging the white supremacist vibe and wanted to join up, her bigger friends would come over. She said they would bounce the guy to see if he was made of rubber

    • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

      I love that video. Thanks for posting again.

    • zerosumgame0005

      such lovely trolling :)

  • Creepoman

    One of my favorite Suess books:
    Red Fish, Blue Fish, Whitefish, Fascists

  • shastakoala

    Just ignore them, maybe they’ll go away.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_aw3pmsv9gs#

    • The Wanderer

      That’s a poor relative of the Whim-Wham Whistling Shark.

  • Belasaurius

    has someone else posted the Blues Brothers clip with the Nazis?

  • Anna Rompage

    Sweet little baby Jesus, I racked up a $60 bar tab yesterday, as we sat in the bar and watched all the crazy Portlanders trying to get around in the snow!

    • Ghenghis McCann

      The $65 that the Stormfront Nazis sent with their application was probably all they had left after paying their bar tab. All that sitting around talking about how important you’re going to be in the Fourth Reich is thirsty work.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        How much does Coors cost these days?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    The “sad state of their penises” (side note: penii?) being that they are difficult to see due to short fingers?

    • yyyaz

      Last time I looked it up in the 3rd Grade it was “penes.”

      • Shakenbake

        FWIW, that’s the plural Steinbeck used in Grapes of Wrath.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Screw it. We’ll just use dicks.

          • Shakenbake

            And nuts to Steinbeck.

          • JustDon’tSayPeePee

            I’m afraid we’ll have to sack you for that.

          • Shakenbake

            Not the face!

    • Shoto

      Wait: Is this one of those Patented Wonkette Dick Jokes?

    • anon_the_great

      Penii? Bar tender, if I wanted two penises I’d order two penises.

  • Kristina Muskiewicz

    “due to the permit refusal by the city of Whitefish”…
    Dude, you were $60 short and didn’t file any of the required paperwork! Get off the cross, we need the wood.

  • President in Exile Firefly

    Saaaaaay, you know who else stopped the Nazis from marching?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The Red Army?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        That’s going to a totes awkward meeting when Putin’s boys show to stop Bannon’s boys

    • Ambignostic

      “Say what you want about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

    • Jamoche

      Jake and Elwood?

    • Tovarish Z

      For many of us…our parents or grandparents?

  • Jenny

    Whitefish Lake Restaurant is good and you should eat there.

    The lunch and club menus are significantly less expensive than dinner, also too.

  • o’look Skwerl!

    PSA: https://antifascistnetwork.org/how-to-set-up-an-anti-fascist-group/

    If you want to do something about the presence of the far-right in your local area or do something in your area about fascism generally, the answer is to start getting active. Don’t worry if you don’t have loads of people, just a few activists can make good decisions, support each other and share any work.

    https://antiracistaction.org/

    What is Anti-Racist Action?
    ARA is an international network of people from all walks of life who are dedicated to eliminating racism, sexism, anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, homophobia, transphobia, and discrimination against the disabled, the oldest, the youngest, and the most oppressed people.

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Anti-Racist_Action_(emblem).png

    • C4TWOMAN

      WOOT!

      NO PASARAN

    • CatCafe de la Resistance

      I have no idea what this is, but there already exists a really hard working, dedicated, long-experienced anti-hate organization, called the Anti Defamation League. They need your support. Support them. http://www.adl.org/

  • Relativicus

    Dude, the ACLU will respond once you’re told you can’t march because you’re a Nazi, broke-ass or not. They won’t respond if you’re just a broke-ass Nazi who doesn’t know how to complete an application form, or come up with another $60.

    • C4TWOMAN

      And how did that even happen?
      “So dude, I’ve got half the money; do you take Krugerands? No? well, can you spot me the rest until Tuesday?”

      Maybe they’re having trouble reading the form…

      • zerosumgame0005

        too busy fapping to Trump-peepee porn?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Right after “Name_______” and “Age____” there was “Sex___” and the guy was too embarrassed to write ‘no’.

      • Relativicus

        I’m thinking there’s a clause in the Constitution that can only be read using a hair dryer and lemon juice that says you only have to pay 55% of whatever the government charges you.

        Hey! Maybe that’s where the ACLU comes in?

        • TheBoatDude

          No money for Nazi March Permits, no money for Nazi Hairdryers, either…

          • Relativicus

            I figure they might have a pedal-powered generator or something.

      • Tovarish Z

        They have billions of Reichsmarks….but the stupid town won’t accept them for some reason…

        • efoveks

          I bet they won’t take 1200 empty soda cans either.

          • TheBoatDude

            …and no one has time to drive to Michigan to redeem them…

  • Marla

    So, Nazi’s don’t have day jobs?

    • C4TWOMAN

      Well, they apparently don’t have bank accounts….

      • Marla

        Yet, somehow they always have funds for those jack boots.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Would you hire one?

      • Marla

        Depends on the work.

        • zerosumgame0005

          as sewer workers (since that is where their brains are anyway) mabbey!

      • handyhippie65

        well, i need something to hold the target down range. sounds like a job right up their alley.

  • Mavenmaven

    Well, it was either paying for the permit or for the fake mustaches.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Maybe they can apply for a grant from the Trump Foundation.

  • thegirlwiththekittentattoo

    We need more marching bands to follow these asshole parades around. I want to see this become a thing. Maybe with some Samba dancers too, because a diverse group of women shaking their butts in thongs and brazilian backpacks will probably short circuit those fuckers.
    https://youtu.be/Rs4P1kKK-5k

    • timpundit

      This is one of the best protests/mockers I have ever seen.

    • Sister Artemis

      the scrap from Star Wars in the tuba solo was lovely, if slightly off key :)

    • Hellhathnofury Demme

      Perfection!
      Thanks!
      (Glad I scrolled down, cause it was the 1st thing I thought of.)

    • TX Dept. of Brad Relations

      How about Mariachi band?!
      With Folklorico dancers!
      (The spelling’s f*cked on for those dancers, only on coffee #2).

  • The Librarian

    It’s going to take the Stormers a month to raise $60.00?

    • VagendaofNastyWoman

      What will kill them is the liability insurance. “We want a million dollars (the standard requirement with cities) insurance for a little Nazi march through town. What could possibly go wrong?”
      It costs $39.00 to get that kind of insurance just to sell soap at a craft fair. I doubt any company will insure them at any price. Now one of those smart (((Jew))) lawyers at the ACLU could probably get the requirement waived as an unreasonable restriction on political speech. Irony is delicious sometimes.

      • CatCafe de la Resistance

        My husband and I have been married, happily, for over 30 years, and we barely argue about anything (other than our heartbreakingly troubled young adult son), and the only completely enraging, unresolved argument we have ever had and still have is that I (whose father barely escaped the Nazis on the Kindertransport,while his own mother was deported to Auschwitz (she somehow survived), and who lost the rest of his family to the slaughter, as did my mother) fundamentally believe with every fiber of my being that Nazis should permanently lose any kind of right to “free speech,” anywhere, while he (a (lapsed) lawyer who believes in fairness, and whose parents both enlisted and served in WW2, but both families were comfortably ensconced in the US) insists that they should not. HE IS WRONG

        • VagendaofNastyWoman

          Well I wouldn’t want to step into a marital disagreement, but several countries in Europe, where it all happened, are on your side.

  • aureolaborealis

    Possibly PSA: Does everyone here know that when you see someone using multiple parentheses, for example, “the (((media))),” or “the (((banks)))” or “(((protesters)))”, etc., this is neo-nazi code for Jews. I say this because I have seen it slip under the radar in some mainstream discussions that would have abruptly ended if people had known what what was being said. It is much more common than I would like to believe.

  • What idiot plans a march in Montana in February?
    What next, Nazis gonna march in Death Valley in July?

    • Markuserektus

      I would encourage that.

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        I too would encourage that. Frostbite & heat stroke for all the Nazis!

    • TheBoatDude

      They would if they were dedicated to The Cause…

    • handyhippie65

      one can only hope.

  • Résistance Land Shark
  • I heard their Hot Cross Buns Flambe’ are to die for!

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Montana in February. Yeah, I want to be marching. Standing still sounds like death.

  • timpundit

    I guess that is you hate minorities and have zero self respect , and can’t land a job in the trump administration, there’s still the nazis.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I just keep stalling at the part where the man is literally planning the future of the glorious aryan ascendancy from his mommy’s house. And he has followers. Probably in their own mommys’ less salubrious houses.

      • handyhippie65

        that’s cause only their mother could love them.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          if that.

    • TheBoatDude

      What I can’t decide is whether that’s better or worse than “at least you’ve got your health”…

  • Gayer Than Thou

    That Pikachu right there is the reason I gave up Pokémon Go. Also too, you have to leave the house and walk round to do it. That means pants and climbing the basement stairs.

    • Sister Artemis

      gotta have standards, man!

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      I saw folks in my neighborhood riding around on bikes to catch ’em all. A parent I know drives her kid around in the car to play. There are work arounds to your problem. However, at a minimum, you’d have to climb your stairs.

  • SadDemInTex

    I’m really depressed

    • timpundit

      You me, and 65 million others.

      • CatCafe de la Resistance

        Don’t forget the additional 65 million, who, while being fucking assholes with their “they’re just the same” and “I just don’t like her for some reason,” at least didn’t vote for him, either.

        • timpundit

          A special spiky dildo experience for them.

      • Stulexington

        Don’t forget the millions world wide who had to sit and watch the EC shit over everything.

  • Scrofula

    These guys can’t afford $125 permit and a one-off insurance premium, yet they have lawyers on retainer?

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      That’s why they can’t afford the permit, I guess.

      • Scrofula

        That and their bail and child support.

  • goonemeritus

    Did Hitler let paperwork stop him at the beer hall putsch? I’m starting to think these Montana nazi’s are just not serious.

  • ltmcdies

    “economic anxiety” sure makes people dumb, huh.

    surely to god this lovely town sent along the instructions on “how to fill out this form”

    • TakingAmes

      Maybe they decided the city would waive the fees and application paperwork because straight white men are such an oppressed population.

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    How sweet of them to try & get youngsters to join their fun hate group by dressing Picachu as Hitler. Also, I love that rather than tell the truth (they didn’t pay permit fees), they blamed the ACLU instead. Charming…

  • Jennifer R

    Innumeracy is a serious condition folks.

  • ken_kukec

    A Nazi bake sale? Will they have the same strudel Cpl. LeBeau prepared for Sgt. Schultz?

  • Uh. What? Is he expecting the ACLU to take on the city’s permit fees, or something? That isn’t what the ACLU does, you stupid Nazi.

    • TheBoatDude

      I’m sure someone at the ACLU got that letter and was just reading it, thinking “Oh, motherfucker, this is rich…”

  • Unpresidented Ron

    $60 short.
    Master race indeed.

    • TheBoatDude

      Well, at least the Head Nazi Guy (or whatever his title is) wears a vest. Of course, it’s from Marshall’s or Ross or TJ Maxx, but you can see he’s at least trying to dress like the Master Race. Master Racers always wear vests…

  • phoenix00

    The Revolution Will Not Be Financed.

  • TheBoatDude

    Originally read this to say “In the meantime, your Wonkette promises to go to that one and hold up signs commiserating on the sad *taste* of their penises.”

    But moving on…I’m sort of glad that this isn’t happening (OK…yet…). I was in Whitefish over the summer and thought it was a cool little place and was heartbroken to find that it was a den of hot Nazi on Nazi action. Maybe, instead, there’s just a few assholes living there…

  • Janet Goodell

    I couldn’t go the hate march in Whitefish anyway cuz I’m holed up in my homestead behind boarded up windows cuz there are still 7 days left for Obama to take away my gunz.

  • Tina in Spokane WA

    I am so happy they couldn’t get their shit together. My parents lived there, met and married there. My oldest brother was born in Whitefish. Family still live there. I was a frequent visitor there as I grew up. My parents ashes were spread there. Of course, Whitefish is very different now. Then it was just small town Montana. Now, its a cutesy tourist town. But it is still beautiful. Of course, I have some cousins living around there that would probably march with the Nazis, ’cause they grew up in small town Montana. You either blame the rich Californians and damn liberals for destroying your jobs, or the –practically non-existent–minorities.

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