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There is new news (again) that US intelligence agencies have determined that Russia meddled in our 2016 presidential election to aid and comfort the very shiny Donald Trump. Still-President Barack Obama has ordered a full report by the time he leaves office.

Meanwhile, outgoing Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid is still spitting nails about FBI Director James Comey lighting a fire under his ass to pooh-pooh within an hour any links between Russia and Trump while simultaneously releasing a letter, 11 days before our election, to (the Republicans in) the Senate about how Hillary Clinton miiiight have been (was not) a recidivist emailer.

And now, according to the Washington Post, the CIA is raising its hand and saying it knows the people who handed over Hillary Clinton’s campaign chair’s emails to former whistleblowers (and now just pathetic cranks) Wikileaks — the same “whistleblowers” who went above and beyond in releasing some of those emails to the public. Sure, the ones they released were mostly John Podesta’s risotto recipe, or literal spam from his spam folder, which very intellectually honest folks then characterized as Podesta himself (and Hillary herself, when she wasn’t even in the “to” field) calling black people stupid, inanimate “shopping carts.” (It was weird, and dumb.) But a couple of the emails showed DNC staffers bitching amongst themselves about Bernie Sanders, so lock that bitch up!

Oh, and don’t forget about Hillary Clinton’s child sex ring pizza dungeon! That was Wikileaks too.

So that is your primer on how Wikileaks has gone bugfuck crazy this year, and the CIA thinks it got its info from Russia, oh and by the way, Mitch McConnell was apprised of this intel way back before the election, and told President Obama that he would consider it uncool “partisan politics” if Obama informed the American people about it, and now McConnell’s wife, Elaine Chao, is President-elect Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of Transportation! Oh, don’t we have fun!

(Unmentioned in all the reporting about “Wikileaks is Russia’s pathetic tool” is whether the Russians were actually able to manipulate state voting sites this cycle, while US intel officials do say the Russians accessed them. Wouldn’t that be nice to know?)

Background achieved!

But Glenn Greenwald thinks it’s all bullshit, right?

Right.

Only anonymous leaks to Wikileaks are substitutes for evidence.

What is it with the Hillary haters on the left sticking up for Russia?

Well, a couple of things: Hillary is bad. America is often bad. Russia has given sanctuary to Edward Snowden, who blew the whistle on a whoooole bunch of NSA spying, so he won’t face American prosecution. And if it fucked Hillary, and America, then it is on the side of the angels and also you can’t prove it.

In addition, some of the dopier parts of the left in America seem to think Russia is still communist, so being mad at them for interfering in our election is “red-baiting” and “McCarthyism.”

They are apparently unaware that Russia hasn’t been communist for some decades now, but is just the same typical hyper-crony-capitalist Mafia-style kleptocracy, on steroids, that the US under Trump is likely to be!

What I’m saying is they ain’t very bright.

Also, since they seem to think Russia is still communist, the kids “doing Socialism” on the interwebs believe that its (nonexistent) economic populism is more important than not killing reporters, and not locking up gay people, and not locking up rocker chicks, because all of those things are “identity politics,” and “identity politics” are the one true enemy of Marxism, according to idiots.

Didn’t you used to make SO MUCH FUN of Mitt Romney for saying the number one threat to world peace was Russia

Hooboy, did we ever! Sorry about that Mitt. Our bad.

Why do you, like Hillary Clinton, want to go to war with Russia SO BAD, WARMONGER?

I don’t! But Putin is being a totally aggressive dick and trying to get all the band back together whether they want it or not, and I’m not hugely thrilled with him bombing all the little civilian babies in Aleppo, like, on purpose, and I really don’t like him hacking our shit to install the shitgibbon president-elect. Nobody said anything about “a war” but you.

[WaPo]

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  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    That’s what the COMMIE GIRL said!

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    shut your dumb piehole, Greenwald

  • Msgr_Moment

    Does anybody have any good blueprints for an above-ground underground bunker? We have quite a high water table in these parts and it’s winter.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Wasn’t there another time when there were anonymous leaks to the Washington Post that turned out to be a very big deal that even brought down a president?

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Anyone else wonder about the Comey angle on this? If all the other intelligence agencies were apparently working on this for months, was the FBI? If so, how on earth did Comey not view this as at least as serious as Anthony Weiner’s fucking emails? If not, why not?
    Is James Comey really that incompetent that his agency was asleep at the wheel on this? Or is he that blatantly corrupt that they knew too, but he chose to remain silent about it while simultaneously rumor mongering about Hillary days before the presidential election?

    • Me not sure

      Considering that the FBI is the designated lead counter-intelligence and counter-terrorism agency of the US Gov’t., you would think that this shit might be a priority.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        indeed

      • Beowoof14

        Right now for Comey I think a treason indictment should be a priority.

        • Me not sure

          Can an aggrieved citizen sue the FBI Director for gross negligence? Is the Hatch Act not enforceable against him? I want a class action suit of all Hillary voters asking that a two dollar bill for every one of them be donated to Planned Parenthood.

          • Mr. Blobfish

            Some smarty pants lawyer is trying that. I think I saw it on rawstory the other day.

      • Courser

        I wouldn’t trust them to analyze jack-shit at this point. They’ve lost all credibility with a lot of people over this.

        • Me not sure

          Maybe we need to separate the counter-Intelligence and counter-terrorism functions away from the FBI and create a new agency (under Homeland Secuity?) with only those responsibilities.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I would think the FBI would be in charge if it was domestic hacking. Or Trump has a picture of Comey in sexy lingerie.

    • Courser

      Well, there’s a shitton of FBI dysfunction thrown in for good measure. The New York FBI office had a whole pile of agents with a hard-on to take down the Clinton Foundation. They’ve nursed a grudge with the Clintons from back during Bill’s administration. I don’t remember exactly what Bill did, but the Fibbies took it as an act of supreme betrayal (basically they’ve hated the Clintons since the beginning of time). Comey, for his part, had his balls in a vice between the New York office and the Repukes in Congress. So he caved and did their bidding. I don’t know that he’s a ‘True Believer’ but he certainly acts like one.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        and the results are the same

    • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

      Blatantly corrupt. The FBI is very sexist and racist (84% white middle aged right-wing male). Comey was appointed by Obama to do something about the Fibbies terrible racism/sexism problem and things actually got worse under him. Brietbart produced some sexist anti-Hillary Clinton conspiracy theory book that got super popular with Comey and the Fibbers and that’s why they threw the election with “e-mail gate”.

      http://www.judiciaryreport.com/the_fbi_and_racism.htm

  • Me not sure

    It’s said that they hacked the RNC, but didn’t use any of that. Now we see that they have the Republicans in the perfect vise of a potential blackmail scheme.
    ” Don’t cross us or we will chum the water with all that we know about you, as well as claiming we acted at your request.”

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Is there no one who can hack the hackers? I’m seriously not in favor of all this hacking, but on the other hand…

      • Me not sure

        Certainly not I. It is all that I can do just to communicate with you guys.

    • Thaumaturgist

      What Me not sure is saying is that the RNC s subject to RussIan blackmail, and most Repblicans in Washington as well.

      • Me not sure

        Prezactically!

  • Beowoof14

    I see a return to the idea from republicans that we can never question the president. The republicans seem to have no idea that there are people out here who notice the shit they pull. And that there are people who want to hold them responsible for the shit they pull. Hacking elections is a serious issue whether the right wants to believe it or not. As we know it won’t be long before they hack for the other side who likes them better.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      A foreign power hacking elections is only a serious issue when it does not redound to their benefit of course.

    • theCryptofishist

      Where were they not questioning President Obama!

  • Blacktop Autumn

    OT: I’ve decided the worst part about transition is no beard to keep my face warm.

    Also, I’ll miss my epic ice beard when we go for our annual snowboarding trip after Christmas.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Took me a second to realize that by “transition” you did not mean the president-elect’s transition to the White House.

      • Blacktop Autumn

        Trump is implementing a beard tax, you didn’t hear?

        • Gayer Than Thou

          A million hipsters just took to the streets.

        • Objectifer

          With a neckbeard exemption.

        • Darkest Timeline Zach Morris

          What of evil goatees?

      • Hutch

        I am so old, I thought Mr. Autumn meant that he lost his election outcome bet and had to shave this beard for the transition. Augh, I have to get out more.

    • Me not sure

      Jesus, for a second there I thought that you were saying that the Trump transition team was going to dictate that we all had to shave. RESIST!

    • Msgr_Moment
      • Blacktop Autumn

        I’m not so bold. Haha.

        Plus, I’ve already gotten two zaps, and it is patchy as fuck.

      • Sister the Resister!

        God gawd, such beautiful eyes! I know it’s partly the makeup, but still!!!

      • OneYieldRegular

        That beard is literally the Wurst.

    • Sister the Resister!

      So, as a never-gonna-have-a-beard person* I have often envied the furry-faced dudes during cold snaps. But a nice soft scarf, not too fuzzy (tickles!), does a good job, and you can cover your ears with it too! So, take heart: you’ll miss the furry warmth, but find a much more stylish alternative. :)
      ____
      *except the stupid post-menopause straggly-hair-here-and-there kind, which I viciously pluck out…

      • Shan – Mildly Depraved

        I am finding I have less face and body hair now. Except head hair is doing fine. Guess I’m lucky?

        • Sister the Resister!

          I have been “blessed” with a tiny Fu Man Chu mustache. *sigh*

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            Well, mine is so fair it’s just about translucent. Including eyelashes.

            Ok I’ll stop now before I incur any Boo-Hoos!

            P.s: if you truly hate the Fu Manchu, waxing is easy even with a home kit…

        • rosalita

          I’ve found the same thing except less on my head as well. My mother’s almost completely bald so I guess I have that to look forward to. Yay.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      I cut off a fifteen-inch ponytail in a December of years past for a new job starting in January (of years past), and the first thing I noticed upon exiting the barber shop was how cold my neck was.

  • Duke

    What did Trump promise?

    Likely a relaxation of sanctions and throwing The Ukraine to the bear.

    It’d be irresponsible to not speculate.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      He’s already made those things clear. I wonder what else is in the pipeline (pun intended)

    • Señor Skwerl!

      Let’s not forget those pesky Baltic Republics. Putin Peter the Great’s legacy must be kept intact.

      • Duke

        Yeah… Those pitiful losers who don’t pay their fair share.

    • Objectifer

      Ukraine? Small potatoes. ‘Renegotiate’ US debt, basically defaulting on the dollar. It’s a Putin wet dream.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    but Putin is way more supportive of marriage equality than Obama is, so your point is moot (if I understand Greenwald’s argument). But then, he was an associate at the same white shoe firm Kellyanne’s husband is a partner at, so the concept of rights reserved to the privileged is not new to him.

    • Thiazin Red

      Is that an actual thing he thinks? He does know about the anti-gay laws and the killing of journalists right? Or is Clinton just worse than that?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        he suffers a chronic case of CDS, so yes, Clinton is worse than anything

      • Carpe Vagenda

        No, he truly started this whole vendetta because he felt that Obama was insufficiently supportive of marriage equality, and he believes that his husband was targeted even though nothing happened to him.

        • nothingisamiss

          I had forgotten this. Jesus!

    • Jenny

      Lol I always question anyone on the left who fucking believes that shit. It means they know NOTHING about Russia, or its people. Being gay, a jew, or not like them is a big deal. They’ve got their own xenophobia problem and all those immigrants in Moscow make TRUE RUSSIANS uncomfortable. Hyper STEALIN DER JOBS!

      • Msgr_Moment

        Ve shall build a 12,000 mile long wall. And make the Chinese, Mongolians, Kazakhs, Turkmenis,… shit, I give up.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Yeah, well. Paul Robeson had an excuse. Glenn Greenwald does not.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      I clicked through to GG’s nonsense article. He really simply is saying “nuh uh, I don’t want to believe it so I don’t” Anonymous sources? You mean like Wikileaks and a good 3/4 or more of what he’s written about in the last few years? That sort of anonymous? GFY Glenn, unlike all the crap leaked out during the campaign, this isn’t actually anonymous. Does he really think that if the CIA report wasn’t true they wouldn’t have issued a disclaimer by now? Has anyone denied the Senate briefing? The turtle is already starting to take heat for his role in stonewalling a bipartisan report- does GG actually think Mitch wouldn’t speak up and deny that the briefing happened if it didn’t? I find it impossible to believe that if there were no report and therefore no Senate briefing or call for a bipartisan statement, that not one single party said to be involved would come forward to deny it and set the record straight. Yet no one, from the POTUS, to the intelligence agencies to the various Senators, has said anything to counter the chain of events laid out by both WaPo and the NYT. Yet good Greenwald feels comfortable just hand waving the whole thing away as some sort of “establishment media” doing something vaguely nefarious on behalf of someone. Sorry Glenn, but given how many important people and institutions fall on various sides of this story, one of them would have come forward to deny it by now, yet not one single person has questioned any aspect of either story (other than Trump obv.)

      • Carpe Vagenda

        It must be awkward for him to have taken an active part in endangering every social advance of the last century out of asshole privileged white boy pique.

        • Shan – Mildly Depraved

          I thought the whole point of advancing asshole privileged white boy pique was to AVOID feeling awkward. Ever.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Well, if he can just reverse redbait everyone on the internet into ignoring the fact that he elected Roy Cohn’s protege, that’ll work out for him.

      • Paul

        You’re just an elitist using logic. How dare you!!1!1!!

        ETA: Also I was told there would be no math, especially hard stuff like fractions. Show -off.

        • theCryptofishist

          The Russians are SMRT. They studied communist math. We are so lucky that they haven’t broken out any quadratic equations, yet.

          Which makes it obligatory to post this:
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU_j5cQ2sfQ

  • Señor Skwerl!
  • Mr. Blobfish

    Russian hacking is totally unbelievable yet Hillary runs a child sex ring from the basement of a pizzeria.

    • willi0000000

      yup . . . yup . . . yup . . . and then we’re going to the baseball game yup . . . yup . . . yup . . .

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Russia has to have a sex tape or pictures of Trump from one of his visits.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I feel like I read somewhere that he owes them a shit-ton of rubles. Pretty sure it was a reputable news site like You Won’t Believe What Happened Next dot com.

    • Nockular cavity

      And they threatened to release it, and America said, “Fine, we’ll vote for him! Just, for God’s sake, don’t release that tape!”

      • BJW

        Well, at least that would make sense. Because otherwise no. We would all be puking our guts up for an indefinite period of time.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Imagine, for a moment, a scenario in which anonymous sources leak to a major U.S. newspaper that, in 2008, Muslims from Kenya had interfered with the presidential election somehow. I wonder if we would have had investigations then.

    • Ali | Cat of the Resistance

      Let’s start a rumor that Kenyan Muslims from Russia did just that.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        I did read it on the internet.

    • Bigby

      We probably WILL have Fake News investigations of that under Trump. The Rethug Senate will “conclude” that Obama’s entire Presidency is null and void forever no take backsies, so Bush was succeeded by Trump in all history books going forth.

  • Craig Gooding

    It’s cool ’cause it was white Europeans messing in our election. In the case of brown or black people trying to influence the election, by, for example, voting, we gotta squash that stuff right away.

  • Msgr_Moment

    Since corporatism is a large part of the problem here, I’m revising the new Banana Republic of Amurrika flag to reflect our Corporate-American heritage.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/59ddc0c96c7ec42e4b164d88c81c556f92eb382b84a45164712f04d3627b59d8.jpg

    • Shan – Mildly Depraved

      Should be DOLE!! TRAITOR1!1!!!

    • Gayer Than Thou

      This makes me think of the song we used to sing as kids: ” 🎶 I’m Chiquita banana and I’m here to say/I’m gonna take off all my clothes today! 🎶”

  • Scooby

    So, Russia has won the Cold War.

    • TJ Barke

      And all this time we thought we did…

    • Bigby

      It goes great with The Confederacy has won the Civil War thing and The Nazis have won World War II thing.

    • Maddogjohn

      We won the Cold War. Putin is winning the Cold Peace.

      • Scooby

        We were convinced to defeat ourselves.

      • BJW

        Now I’ve got Cold chills.

  • Msgr_Moment

    This whole “Trump election” thing is just a clever viral marketing campaign for the next season of “24”. Just roll with it.

    • Nasty Candy Apple

      We need Jack Bauer and his incredible eyelashes (OMG) to throat-punch Trump. I want this for Christmas and I have been a very good girl.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Just don’t be the first one to stop clapping for Trump.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    So where did we all come down on Obama declaring martial law? Is that still on the table, or …

    • TX Taco Truck Brigade

      I’m in…it’s going to be martial law either way – rather have Obama as the “martial”.

    • Msgr_Moment

      We’ve got the empty Walmarts. We’ve trained for this….

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        WOLVERINES!!1!

      • nothingisamiss

        The tunnels are still passable, right?

        • willi0000000

          we will put the coal miners back to work!!!!!

        • Paul

          For now but they are filling up fast as those boats full of ISIS land at night. Get moving.

    • Courser

      Yeah, I’m down with it. I’d much rather have Obama’s version of martial law that the one we’re going to get from the Orange Shitgibbon.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I’d settle for martian law at this point.

    • Maddogjohn

      I thought he was going to declare Sharia law . . .

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Will it keep the so-called “president-elect” out of the White House? I’m willing to brainstorm here.

        • nothingisamiss

          I’d wear a burqua on alternating Tuesdays to keep the ACA, medicare and social security. Martian, martial, sharia, gravity…whatever laws work.

    • He can ask Justin for tips. Justin’s dad totally did that in the 60s

      • BJW

        Anything that gets us down with Justin works, yes?

    • Nasty Candy Apple

      I want my FEMA camp posting. I have some Christians I want to persecute by wishing them “Happy Holidays.”

      • nothingisamiss

        It seems like the least they could do for us is set up FEMA camps for the “coastal elites,” by which I mean people that struggle to pay their rent.

        • theCryptofishist

          OT–I’m a little curious about how the Oakland fire has been playing in the rest of the country. I haven’t seen it mentioned here.

  • msanthropesmr

    FUCK GLEN GREENWALD YOU FUCKING ARROGANT SELF AGGRANDIZING PUTZ OF EPIC PROPORTIONS FUCKFACE!

    • Gayer Than Thou
      • msanthropesmr

        Yes.

        • nothingisamiss

          Me too. I think I’m going blind with rage. I can hardly read the resistance here at Wonkette anymore. (I mean, maybe it’s the alcohol, but I think it;s rage.)

    • BJW

      Not enough fucks.

  • Msgr_Moment

    Santa riding a unicycle wearing a kilt and playing The Game of Thrones theme on a flaming bagpipe… your argument is invalid…
    https://www.facebook.com/theunipiper/videos/1283534461685788/

    • TJ Barke

      Keep Portland weird indeed.

    • Cartoon Euchrid Eucrow

      Proof of the value of our continuing existence right there.

      • Msgr_Moment

        I love the classics!

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      An island of (comparative) sanity on a storm tossed sea of utter madness.

    • Nockular cavity

      Today, we are all Santas riding unicycles wearing kilts and playing The Game of Thrones theme on flaming bagpipes.

  • msanthropesmr

    The preparations are staring for the anthrope’s annual war on Xmas party. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/30e3197734c4af02697f11d08bcab92d07169539b7193d1262b62380d01f787e.jpg

    • msanthropesmr
      • TX Taco Truck Brigade

        Yikes, you guys are going to need stretchers at the end of the evening.

        ;)

      • Msgr_Moment

        Looks like it’ll be a slaughter! Take no prisoners!

        • TX Taco Truck Brigade

          Is that what a classy kegger looks like?

          • msanthropesmr

            Ain’t nothing classy bout it.

      • msanthropesmr
        • TX Taco Truck Brigade

          I’m an uncultured bumpkin – what is that? (Im also not wearing my glasses yet).

          • msanthropesmr

            Panettone

          • TX Taco Truck Brigade

            She played the cheerleader in Heroes, right!

            Kidding, at least I have something I can google.

          • OneYieldRegular

            So disappointed. I had hopes that it was a chocolate chip cookie soufflé.

          • nothingisamiss

            Honestly thought the same for a minute!!

        • Courser

          OoooOOOOOh!

      • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

        Bulleit Rye whiskey? Mmmmmmm…

      • Last Hussar

        Remember your Lehrer.
        Hearts full of youth,
        Hearts full of truth.
        6 parts gin
        1 part vermouth.

        (Though I like my martinis like I like my women. Dirty.)

        • Sister the Resister!

          I like my martinis gin-ey. Skip the fucking vermouth, just pour the Tanqueray in a glass and be done with it!

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            I like mine so filthy it doesn’t matter!

        • Incoming Ham

          I like my pfoofy martini’s: current fave: Biggles Aviation.

      • nothingisamiss

        Wait…….I may be willing to get out in the rain for this!

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      I’m on my way over

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I am nowhere close to Richmond, but I still want an invite.

      http://i.giphy.com/4f1OdKdHH2Fws.gif

      • msanthropesmr
        • Gayer Than Thou

          I so would, but I am literally thousands of miles away. It looks like it will be an awesome party. I’ll be with you in spirit.

          http://i.giphy.com/PcnUjSEMBlpgk.gif

          • msanthropesmr

            Well, I’ll send you a keepsake invite anyway.

          • Nasty Candy Apple

            Me irl.

      • Vagenda and Tiara

        Dawwww..he thinks he’s people.

    • Maddogjohn

      I’ll be right over.

    • Would love to join you….but flying to another country for a War on Christmas Party seems excessive. Many Wonkers coming?

      • msanthropesmr

        I know of three, I think? Maybe more? I’m not good with the whole keeping track thing.

    • Nasty Candy Apple

      Criss-cross pie crusts are my favorite. :D

    • Courser

      Beautiful pie! Your friends are lucky people.

    • lroom

      That looks amazing.

    • OneYieldRegular

      I assume presents are not allowed?

    • puredog

      Not only is that the weirdest pizza I ever saw, but there’s not a single child sex slave in the photo. Low energy. Sad.

  • baconzgood

    …and he still didn’t win the popular vote. ..

  • boyblue122

    We cant believe multiple CIA “anonymous” sources but we certainly can role with a vague FBI memo

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    If nothing else, I now know the answer to the question I couldn’t figure out on 9.11. “Why the fuck couldn’t the FBI and CIA cooperate with each other FFS?” Well…

    • Both are nothing but a government sponsored dick measuring contest?

    • Nasty Candy Apple

      I’m starting to think the FBI has been compromised, for real. It seemed too much like a conspiracy theory before, but now it seems like an inevitable conclusion.

  • Nasty Candy Apple

    Mittster may have been so worried about Russia as a threat, but it sure didn’t stop him from robocalling my Utahn mom to explain that even though Trump was a crotch grabber, that was no reason not to vote for him because Hillary’s child porn pizza emails caused Benghazi.

    Mitt identifies Russia as a threat to American hegemony, then goes on to actively support a candidate who Russia helps, because it is beneficial to Mitt’s party politics.

    • nothingisamiss

      Yes. I’m not at all on board with “Mittens has his values.” Fuck that guy. Still.

      • willi0000000

        mittens does have his values . . . just remember they are his values not your values!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    But Glenn Greenwald thinks it’s all bullshit, right?

    Right.

    OK, now I know for sure we’ve got a smoking gun!

  • I just figured out a new anagram for Jim Comey, Enemy of the State.

    • tehbaddr

      That’s not an anagram, just a basic equivalency.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Also too, no Donnie, these aren’t the same guys who said that Saddam had WMDs- that was Rumsfeld and Cheney. The career guys at CIA and other agencies were the ones pulling their hair out trying to get GWB to listen to them at the daily briefings as they reported “Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US”. They were the ones forced to constantly rewrite their intelligence re: Iraq because fucking Cheney kept sending the reports back and demanding that they implicate Saddam in 9/11

    • Nockular cavity

      ^^THAT

    • nothingisamiss

      Who would have guessed that this was the party of fake news?

    • BJW

      Too many real facts. They’ll never believe it.

  • JMP

    Remember when people actually thought Glen Greenwald had credibility? Fuck, I once was so stupid – back in the Bush years – to believe that. Now we all know he’s nothing but a self-centered piece of shit.

    • TX Taco Truck Brigade

      Well he was always kind of a self-righteous dick, but he was evidence based, IIRC.

  • Bigby

    OT but I’m not sure I’m supposed to feel safer or in more danger having Trump within a mile of me today. The “practicing” black helicopters overhead Thurs and Fri didn’t help.

  • anon_the_great

    The Republican Party has so debased its own Conservative ideology they have had to turn to the Russians to win elections.

    Strange world, isn’t it?

    • Courser

      Pretty much the way I see it. The realization that the RNC had just invited the Kremlin to walk in the front door of the White House and make itself at home literally makes me nauseous. I’ve had feeding issues since the election. Luckily I’m a big girl and can afford the weight loss.

      • Shan – Mildly Depraved

        Same with food issues here. Stuff I could eat before doesn’t work now.

        • nothingisamiss

          Same. I’m glad to hear it. I’m the garbage girl at the party who’s still weeping and gnashing her teeth.

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            I have bizarre MCS and food intolerances anyway. The past couple of months has been brutal. I suspect it’s contributing to depression. Or the other way around. Who knows with this stuff? It’s all still “idiopathic” because there’s so little actual science about it. Maybe because it’s much more common among women?

  • shaar dula

    four step excursion in the dungeon of “enlightenment”
    loged on bbart.
    ctrl+f russia
    one hit to an article about taliban
    logged out in disgust

  • Treg Brown

    According to my Google search, Putin’s height is listed as 5’7″, which translates into a real life 5’4″

    This explains everything.

    • Shan – Mildly Depraved

      No wonder my pants are always the wrong length.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        you’re wearing pants?

        • Shan – Mildly Depraved

          I’m getting ready to go grocery shopping!

          • theCryptofishist

            Pants is the very last thing. In fact, I often wait and put them on in the car in the grocery store parking lot.

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            Do leggings count as pants? Because that’s what I’ve been wearing all day.

          • theCryptofishist

            We’ll have to ask Dok to adjudicate.

    • JVisconti

      If only Napoleon had Rubio’s boots, we would all be speaking French today.

    • This could be why most women’s spatial perception is so poor?

      • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

        Why they make terrible carpenters also too.

      • Shan – Mildly Depraved

        Is that like the one about why wonen can’t parallel park? Because men keep telling them “——-” is six inches?

        • Indeed!

        • theCryptofishist

          I had a variant of that which played on the exaggerated number of women that basketball player (Kareem Abdul Jamar?) bragged about fucked. I no longer remember how it went.

          An old…

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            I don’t know why they’d want to exaggerate. I mean, when I hear someone saying they’ve been with 1,000 people, I want to ask them: “1,000 different ones? Why? Can’t you find anyone who will do it with you more than once?”

          • boberiggert

            Wilt.

      • eggsacklywright

        ” A ball that gave rise to a sparkling rally.”

      • Last Hussar

        Look, that’s 6 inches, dammit. She’s measuring it wrong.

        • Shan – Mildly Depraved

          Supposed to start at the tailbone, right?

          • TX Taco Truck Brigade

            Do I need to dig up the South Park clip on how to properly measure?

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            Please, no!

          • TX Taco Truck Brigade

            It’s all very clinical and mathematically based…the only peen you see is the diagram on the blackboard he’s standing at.

          • eggsacklywright

            It’s a simple formula: ball + peen = hammer

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            Nah, it’s really not information I need!

          • TX Taco Truck Brigade

            Just having a little fun with you…that episode cracks me up cause he’s all very serious about it…like he’s totally thought this through. And then a female teacher comes in and explains why his mathmetical theory is all wrong.

            Sorry, only on coffee #2.

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            Ok it might be funny!

          • TX Taco Truck Brigade

            It’s worth a chuckle, perhaps cracks me up is a bit much. It’s just a funny take on the subject. Those guys at South Park can do some just brilliant satire – and then they can do disgusting toilet comedy…to each their own I guess.

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            I like the idea of womansplaining peen measuring though.

          • TX Taco Truck Brigade

            Well, and she’s basically accusing Randy Marsh of trying to artificially increase his total measurements by including other areas…okay, I’ve thoroughly over explained the joke. Nevermind. ;)

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            That’s okay, I often need jokes over explained!

          • nothingisamiss

            I’m down with you sharing that!!

          • Markuserektus

            Use the metric system. It sounds bigger. ;-)

    • sj660

      Manlets. Will they ever learn?

    • Requin de la Résistance
      • Sister the Resister!

        Obama looks like he wants to punch Putin in that pic, not that he’d sink to that level.

        • Requin de la Résistance

          “Bring it, short stack!”

    • tehbaddr
      • Paul

        Beat me to it.

    • Paul

      More dangerous than Napoleon though.

      • BJW

        Well, Napoleon didn’t have nuclear power.

  • JVisconti

    The Oracle of Wasilla has already spoken:
    “As Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border”

    • Msgr_Moment

      I’m convinced. Let’s nuke Alaska.

      • Maddogjohn

        Maybe Putin will buy it back from us.

        • zerosumgame0005

          for $24 bucks worth of beads, then Drumpf will declare it’s a “good deal”

        • Royal Ugly Dude

          Funny you should say that. His pick for Interior Secretary has said she wants to sell off public lands. Maybe Putin can get a deal.

        • Binkysbroad

          Annexation is much more cost effective.

      • TX Taco Truck Brigade

        Nah, I want to go there someday and see the purdy scenery.

        Perhaps some kind of wall at the Beiring Strait?

        • JVisconti

          If Trump’s EPA guy holds serve, the Arctic seacoast will challenge Miami for tourist dollars.

          • TX Taco Truck Brigade

            Especially since Miami will be underwater…Orlando Is the New Miami.

        • theCryptofishist

          Sea level rise is making Berengia a better moat all the time.

      • TJ Barke

        Just the cities.

        • DahBoner

          More diverse than Queens.
          Anchorage= most diverse city in America

          “That’s according to University of Alaska sociology professor Chad Farrell, who analyzed the census data. In fact, Farrell says the country’s three most diverse census tracts are all in Anchorage, followed by a handful in Queens, as in New York, which usually tops everyone’s diversity guess list.”

          • TJ Barke

            We’ll launch a covert evacuation.

          • Hutch

            Only because the Tlingit, Haida, Tsimshian, northern Kwakiutl, Bella Coola, southern Kwakiutl, Nootka, Quileute-Chimakum, Kwalhioqua, and Chinook all live there.

          • theblackdog

            Of course most white Alaskan’s would probably say “Well they all look the same to me.

    • Jenny

      Dammit Sarah, you were supposed to be watching from your porch! Now Putin was all up in the election!! THANKS FOR QUITTING ON US AGAIN SARAH!

      • Latverian Diplomat

        The DEW Line — Dipshit Early Warning

    • tehbaddr

      She can see the planes from her front porch!

    • OneYieldRegular

      Yes, but if Putin rears his head and comes into the cyberspace of electronic voting machines in the United States of America, the Oracle of Wasilla and the rest of her party don’t give a crap.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Fine, let’s see what that link Glenn Greenwald wants us to go to has to say:

    CIA officials are professional, systematic liars; they lie constantly, by design, and with great skill, and have for many decades, as have intelligence officials in other agencies.

    And why would they lie about this? Do you really want me to believe they are in Hillary’s pocket FFS? Oh Christ, you do:

    Recall that the top echelon of the CIA was firmly behind Clinton and vehemently against Trump

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/68c1688c72ffb8e60c101730e86ebd36e8c77920b00c5c45dfe5a0842ce9e8ea.jpg

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      CIA officials right wing pundits are professional, systematic liars; they lie constantly, by design, and with great skill, and have for many decades.

    • zerosumgame0005

      and the FBI are saints that never lie?

    • Nockular cavity

      The KGB/FSB, on the other hand? Honest as Boy Scouts.

  • TheGrandWaz00

    I feel like I’m being reduced to a single comment in the Trump era.
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkf7xxHKYR1qzoufpo1_100.gif

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      Says it all though, doesn’t it?

    • tehbaddr

      Your head, and the wall. Back and forth forever!

    • Woe-be-Gone Daze

      Can you even believe this fucknugget gets his own era?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Oh, Jesus, that Intercept linky gets worse:

    What critics have said is McCarthyite – and, as one of those critics, I fully stand by this – is the lowly tactic of accusing anyone questioning these accusations, or criticizing the Clinton campaign, of being Kremlin stooges or Putin agents. Back in August, after Democrats decided to smear Jill Stein as a Putin stooge, here’s how I defined the McCarthyite atmosphere that Democrats have deliberately cultivated this year:

    So that’s the Democratic Party’s approach to the 2016 election. Those who question, criticize or are perceived to impede Hillary Clinton’s smooth, entitled path to the White House are vilified as stooges, sympathizers and/or agents of Russia: Trump, WikiLeaks, Sanders, The Intercept, Jill Stein. Other than loyal Clinton supporters, is there anyone left who is not covertly controlled by or in service to The Ruskies?

    First of all, those of us who worked our asses off for the campaign never thought of Hillary as entitled TYVM.

    Secondly, regarding your question: 65,527,625 voters, TYVM.

    Third: oh, for fuck’s sake.

    • TX Taco Truck Brigade

      I was gonna write a whole big thing…but I just can’t even.

    • JVisconti

      I’m impressed with Vlad’s command of the written English language.

    • I Am Helpy

      Also too, Jill Stein actually IS a Putin stooge.

    • nothingisamiss

      #2016
      #FFS

    • Gayer Than Thou

      “Anyone.” Once one sees oneself writing words like this, one should take a step back and question whether one is engaging in sweeping generalities that cannot be proved and likely are untrue. Sheesh!

    • BJW

      Fourth: Fuck off GG.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Putin: “Trump understands me. I only want peace. Piece of Ukraine….piece of Kazakhstan….piece of Baltics…….”

    • LucindathePook

      Peace is vat ve vant and DO have
      And a piece of all things YOU have
      -Bored of the Rings

  • BMW

    #sorrymitt could become the new #thanksobama.

  • sj660

    Red-baiting implies reds. Russians aren’t communists anymore. Did Glenn not get the memo from 1991?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “I’m a bit worried about this Napoleon fellow.”
      — Glenn Greenwald

      • Nockular cavity

        Time to Make Peter the Great Again!

    • tomamitai

      Red stater bating?

  • folderol

    They’re is no one leakier
    Or the least bit more sneakier
    Than dastardly Vlad the Mad Putin

    Now our future’s much bleakier
    Soon to grow creakier
    When Goldman starts sackin’ and lootin’

  • DahBoner
  • Royal Ugly Dude

    You libtards need to get over it. The Kremlin won this fair and square.

    • tehbaddr

      Yes, yes they did! And that is why DRUMPF is an illegitimate President Elect!

  • lroom

    Every Republican that knew about this is a traitor to this country and should be on trial already. I will lose any respect I ever had for Obama if he kept this under wraps for fear of looking “partisan” to Mitch Fucking McConnell.

    • JVisconti

      I would have recalled Mitch’s tots partisan ‘day one make him a one term president vow’ and poked him in the eye. but, then I’m no Bamz.

      • lroom

        Exactly. For that matter the Prez could straight up tell the people that Mitch not wanting to investigate this shit is the freakin essence of partisan politics FFS. A foreign country messing with our elections and all I’ve heard about all year are fucking emails.

  • TheGrandWaz00

    I’d like to ask the Republican Party a single question. If the RNC had been hacked, Trump’s closest aides e-mail had been published on Wikileaks, Clinton had won the election, and the CIA said it had evidence that a foreign government had somehow influenced the results of the election, would you ignore all this and just say “the election is over, we’re just fine with the outcome and it’s time to move on”?

    Somehow I don’t think so.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      That equation only ever works in one direction in their minds.

      • Msgr_Moment

        They have a mind like a sphincter.

        • Requin de la Résistance

          I thought Donnie’s mouth was like a sphincter. I haz a confuse.

    • data_ninja

      Are you actually asking republicans to see a perspective that is different from their own (or a donor/lobbyist)? How dare you!

    • tomamitai

      They’d be demanding the military stage a coup. Oh, wait, they already did.

  • JVisconti

    Trump picks Exxon’s Rexx Oilperson as SoS. Promises an American flag atop every oil rig with an criminal exemption for flag burning when the rig blows up in flames.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Hey, baby. My shirt’s chafing me. Mind if I take it off?”
    Jimbo Jones Vladimir Putin

  • Garbageman

    Amazing how quickly Greenwald went from a heroic figure in ‘Citizenfour’ to just a pathetic flack for Wikileaks. . . . He’s just totally blinded by his antipathy for the Obama administration and everything/everyone associated with it . . .

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “That just shows how independent I am. Also too, both sides do it.”

    • Wild Cat

      And Obama made his marriage legal in the US. Guy’s a POS.

  • I Am Helpy

    Let’s not forget that Wikileaks selectively removed any evidence of Russian involvement in the transfer of money out of Syria before the civil war.

  • Shibusa
  • TX Taco Truck Brigade

    Swiped from David Futrelle at the excellent MRA/red-pill/general douche canoe tracking blog http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6c4e1c6d1229959012ddf1426e9d06097e07ea246a36d81dcdc969fce8db5f7a.png

  • Wild Cat

    Let’s not forget the role of Amy Goodman in this clusterfuck that will leave us in poverty while she lives in comfort in the UWS of Manhattan.

  • Nounverb911
    • Latverian Diplomat

      Bare on Bear action!

      ETA:
      “Try this with a fucking eagle, Donnie”
      — Vladimir Putin

    • TheAmazingBearded2Spirit

      Riding bearback. Double entendre intended.

  • goonemeritus

    Thank God the quality of domestic vodka has improved over the last decade. Also too Glenn Greenwald can suck my balls.

  • tehbaddr

    “Still-President Barack Obama has ordered a full report by the time he leaves office.”

    Well there you go Barry Bamz, seize the office and declare yourself ruler until the shit settles and the right-wing Nazi’s, bigots, and Russian influence is all sorted out. Or maybe dies out? Long Live The Ruler Anti-Christ voice of reason!

    • Requin de la Résistance

      If he stays, do we finally get the FEMA camps and death panels we were promised?

      • tehbaddr

        Hope so, my RENT”S TO DAMN HIGH!!!111!!1!!111!!1!!!!1111!!!

      • Duke

        The clock’s ticking down on that.

        Unfortunately.

    • SayItWithWookies

      Bamz’s term would be over — it would be President Biden.

  • Markuserektus

    Moar gasoline for the fire…President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team is casting doubt on a CIA report that claimed Russia tried to aid him in the US election.

    “The election ended a long time ago in one of the biggest Electoral College victories in history.” the Trump transition team’s statement read. “It’s now time to move on and ‘Make America Great Again.'” (Buiness Insider)

    • Requin de la Résistance

      We’re gonna have to rename the Streisand Effect to the Shitgibbon Effect ….

    • tehbaddr

      “Biggest Electoral College victories in history.” It was Yooge! Incredible, can you believe that folks! Landslide!

      Step right this way, into the tent to see our AMAZING SHOW!

      • Nounverb911
        • tehbaddr

          YOOOGE!!!11!11!!!!1111!!!1!!!1!11!!!!111!!!!!

        • Brian Moran

          Indeed. But your most excellent new-fangled moving picture thingy only goes so far. Can you, perchance, enlighten us as to what happened immediately after that?

    • doktorzoom

      Not to worry, Wonkette’s on it.

    • Resistance Engineer Red Bird

      As long as they only watch Fox News they will never know about this.

  • Nounverb911

    Frum’s making twitter enemies now….

    https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/806904773676965888

    • WomanInTheResistance

      Least. funny. prank. ever.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        The prank is hilarious, in the same way that watching Wile E. Coyote light a stick of dynamite is hilarious.
        Too bad it’s not just a cartoon.

    • tehbaddr

      Meh, surprise? NOT!

    • yyyaz

      Kinda like the Reign of Terror was a prank on Robespierre.

  • lroom

    This is fucking appalling. I hope a shitload of people start demanding their pols do something about this. Every media outlet that played this shit down all year should be boycotted or whatever you do to those bastards for being traitors to this country. I hope Glen Fuckface gets bombarded on every one of his social media accounts by angry people telling him and every other media person out there that this shit is treason.

    • Resistinceisnotfutile

      The anger is starting to accrete names and faces. I wonder what it’s going to look like when we reach the flash point?

  • lucidamente

    Doesn’t “Glenn Greenwald” mean “disingenuous tool” in Russian?

    • Scrofula

      I think he hitched his investigative journalism wagon to Snowden and now he’s stuck (by being blacklisted by US intelligence).
      And can I scream again that the Snowden “revelations” were well fucking known back at the beginning of the W years? Snowden stole some powerpoint slides with acronyms. He would have done more good if he’d faced the music here with a big trial and put the gov’t on the spot to defend itself.

      • mancityRed6

        I heard about Snowden when the local rightwing talk show hosts started complaining about what he “leaked”.
        If you didn’t know what was going on and had been going on since before W, then why are you only getting upset about it now?
        Oh, yeah…Obama.

  • Nounverb911
  • theblackdog

    I really want Obama and crew to be holding Trump’s feet to the fire before Dec 19. Hoping it means more breakaway electors.

  • DT

    I’m not normally a conspiracy theorist, but I honestly believe the GOP actually enabled Russia’s “world stage” play in order to score political points against Obama after the Romney thing.

    • Nounverb911

      It started a lot longer ago than that, like January 20, 2009….

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-A09a_gHJc

      • DT

        That’s not about Russia, specifically, though.

        • Courser

          No, but that’s about the time they realized that demographics where against them for the highest office and started sending out feelers and agitating that white, racist base of theirs. Who approached whom is a question mark, but they had to realize that Hillz would be the opponent to beat very early on and their chances were vanishingly slim year by year.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            In fairness, that calculation was behind Rove’s attempted blitzkrieg in 04. Mathew Dowd, their poll guy, convinced him that they weren’t going to pull enough moderates and hispanics away from the Democrats to overcome the advantage of firing up the white base. Up to that point, Bush had been courting the latino vote.

      • Thaumaturgist

        McConnell knew what Trump & Putin were doing and threatened to cry politics if Obama revealed what he knew to the public. http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/let-s-not-pretend-we-didn-t-know-this

  • WomanInTheResistance

    Totally O/T, but I just got the wierdest Disqus notification. Somebody calling themselves “Maritza” who says, and I quote, “I want to meet a man for meetings. check link – my nickname” dafuq?

    • TJ Barke

      What? It’s just spam.

      • WomanInTheResistance

        Oh, I know. It just seems like very poor targeting. And I’ve never been followed by a spambot before.

        • TJ Barke

          I have, couple of times.

        • tehbaddr

          They’re on to you!

          • WomanInTheResistance

            Curses, foiled again.

        • doktorzoom

          Some bots target. Others just hit every available username until the bot accounts are deleted.

          Cory Doctorow suggested the first true AI will grow out of the battle between ISPs and spambots that grow increasingly sophisticated and evolve a kind of intelligence. You seem to have encountered a trilobite.

          • tehbaddr

            The ugliest early form of AI!

          • WomanInTheResistance

            I’ve always thought trilobites were kinda cute. In an ugly way.

          • tehbaddr

            Not the Trilobites per sea. Bottom trolling AI, wait 5-10 years when an interactive data collecting avatar contacts you for seeming personal reasons.

          • TJ Barke

            I can hardly wait…

          • WomanInTheResistance

            “Trilobites per sea” is hilarious.

          • Resistance Engineer Red Bird

            It is only a problem if you respond to them.

          • Querolous

            Trollobites?

          • theCryptofishist

            Damn! Beat me to it!

          • theCryptofishist

            Trilobites are cuter.

          • therblig

            they were my favorite creepy crawler to make. ah, the smell of molten plastic and 2nd degree burns. damn you, CPSC!

          • Lambsendbeds

            Up fist for Creepy Crawlers! Oh the fun of my Thingmaker and my woodburning set, the burn ointment and skin grafts! Kids these days don’t know what they’re missing. What fun is play without a little danger?

          • Skadi

            Is this why he does his blogging from high-altitude balloons?

    • Serai 1

      Spam. Delete it. No big deal.

    • theCryptofishist

      I’ve got that three times. I don’t know if any of them was “Maritza”, but I’m just not interested.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        I got four so far – I must be extra-sexxxy (to the spambot.)

        They’re just fishing for marks – If you’re dumb enough to reply, I’m sure they’ll have some interesting propositions for you.

        • theCryptofishist

          It must be the horns.

          • Resistinceisnotfutile

            And he looks so cute
            In his little red suit…

    • mancityRed6

      I replied but, after she took my bank account information (for proof of my identity), I haven’t heard back.
      And that Nigerian prince stopped returning my emails, as well.
      Why do I keep driving everyone away?

    • Thaumaturgist

      “They’re always polite, they always upsell, they never take a vacation, they never show up late, there’s never a slip-and-fall, or an age, sex, or race discrimination case,” says Puzder of swapping employees for machines.

      Why, yes, that does sound familiar:

      Read more at http://wonkette.com/609236/fast-food-nation-trumps-labor-pick-carls-jr-ceo-will-replace-your-job-with-robots-brawndo#gBjvPekPIbqfF98L.99

    • Maddogjohn

      I got something like that a while back.

      We’ve been very happy together.

    • therblig

      you won’t believe what she wore to the prom.

    • HazooToo

      I’ve got TWO of those. No men to share with them, sadly.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Trump cannot be allowed to take the oath of office after this. Any GOP that backs him is committing actual treason at this point.

    • jesuswasablack

      Please, republicans have been committing treason for decades, it’s working for them!
      http://media.salon.com/2016/03/ryan_trump_mcconnell.jpg

      • BreakingDeadMen

        I suspect so. Like all things Trump, the hamfistedness is shocking. Usually there is some deniability, but not here

  • bookish

    I wonder what Mad Dog Mattis thinks about this? Is he just a careerist sell-out like the rest of Trump’s picks?

    • Mavenmaven

      Yes.

  • btwbfdimho

    This is a great opportunity to get rid of the Extravagant Charlatan in Chief, before the Electoral College meets on December 19th.

    But we should remember Mao when he said that US imperialism was “Paper Tiger”. Today, we could rename it Digital Tiger”.
    Paradoxically, we have the largest military in human history but unable to protect our electronic borders from someone pressing Enter on a keyboard (either Putin or a 400lbs guy from his bedroom).

    What if we build a FireWall and make Al Gore pay for it (he built the information superhiway, after all)?

    Also, Reagan loved to take credit for the end of the Soviet Union, so maybe now it’s their dogma pissing all over our Karma…
    “On Reagan’s watch, the USSR collapsed, and the huge military build up under Reagan after years of decay under Carter, coupled with the failed attempts to keep up with the USA on those issues, contributed to the collapse of the USSR”
    http://wais.stanford.edu/History/history_ussrandreagan.htm

    Finally, the karma may be bouncing back as well from 150 years of bullying and intervention in Puerto Rico, Cuba, Nicaragua, Philippines, Guam, Dominican Republic, Colombia/Panama, Brazil, Chile, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Korea, Panama, Grenada, Iran, Honduras, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, Siria et al.

    • theCryptofishist

      Years and years and years after languorous years of decay… Oh the weaponality!

      • btwbfdimho

        This, but not single war won since 1945 (with a little help form the USSR).
        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b119650e42decf23d7b8b719b2b4e682171a8a746e80fb16f2d3da28c5cde870.png

        • theCryptofishist

          They are dismantling National Health…

        • Querolous

          Hey! We won in Granada!

          • therblig

            Reagan kept the nutmeg flowing. He who controls the nutmeg, controls the universe.

          • Bill Diaz

            Cinnamon, Grenada is a major source of cinnamon, not nutmeg.

            Have a great day!

          • Bill Diaz

            Grenada.

            Have a great day!

          • Querolous

            Opps! Fixed! Thanks!

          • Bill Diaz

            Its an important distinction, lol. As one of the people involved in ‘Operation Urgent Fury’, it was alarming when they told us we were invading Granada, because I couldnt imagine what Spain might have done to cause such an attack. The maps they used before the operation were xerox copies of the National Geographic map of the island. My contribution to national defense was wholly laughable because I ended up getting paralyzed for 3 days due to a body surfing accident, lol.

            Its funny now 30+ years later, lol.

            Have a great day!

          • Querolous

            The mind can play tricks on you. I may have been subverted by that Allan Sherman song or that one of my college roommates bought a Ford Granada. Which we took on a ski trip to Alta (and drove off the road.) (Twice.)

  • Serai 1

    In addition, some of the dopier parts of the left in America seem to
    think Russia is still communist, so being mad at them for interfering in
    our election is “red-baiting” and “McCarthyism.”

    Wait… what?

    • It’s true. I used to help mod a Facebook page about the Soviet Union–the historic, no-longer-exists Soviet Union–it was mostly Cold War kids like myself (I’m 42) being nostalgic and sharing images of old propaganda and Soviet-made goods. Sometime around the start of the whole Syria thing, we started to get more and more members who couldn’t seem to tell the difference between the USSR and present-day Russia.It got very weird and upsetting and I eventually bailed.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Take a stroll through Glenn Greenwald’s Twitter feed – he calls several people “Democratic McCarthyites” and claims the “left” is riddled with them.

      FFS.

      • Serai 1

        Jesus fuck. It’s really sad what’s happened to that guy. Ten years ago, he was great to read.

  • richardgrabman

    Why would anyone expect Russians not to interfere (if they could) in a foreign election? The US does the same thing all the time. That people in the US are too dense to use critical thinking skills when assessing information (or doing a simple compare contrast between two unappealing choices) isn’t wikileak’s fault. All they did was publish the leaks. Where are they bound to confirm the information?

    • yyyaz

      “That people in general, and the corporate media in the US in particular, are too dense to use critical thinking skills
      when assessing information (or doing a simple compare contrast between
      two unappealing choices) isn’t wikileak’s fault.” FTFY

      • Thaumaturgist

        Good news is that with Betsy DeVos running the Department of Education, “critical thinking skills” are going out of fashion. The future is in Biblical thinking skills.

    • azeyote

      i know it’s like what Doocy says – fake news is real sometimes – and in a few years with no confirmation of facts – nothing will be fake –

      • An Outhouse for the Resistance

        With no electricity, no internet, a barren hell hole to live in, everyone on their own – no faking going on.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      Ok so let’s break what you’re saying down 1) America is much bigger and more important on a world scale than the elections we tip 2) it’s kind of an agreed upon consensus that America should not be a hand upon free and fair elections 3) America has been a representative republic billed as a democracy for hundreds of years and overthrowing that for an orange stupid dead rotting weasel being controlled by Putin is a genuine issue when our Constitution (again, written centuries ago) promises free and fair elections. 4) Wikileaks already gained the respect and trust of the public and now they are using that to upend the world’s example of democracy which is terrifying around the world BECAUSE WE MEDDLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES’ POLITICS WHY WOULD GETTING RID OF OUR DEMOCRACY HELP THAT and they are now they are trying to upend Germany’s democracy as well so unless you think 400 years ago was a great time of enlightenment you need to educate yourself.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      In other words, nothing is knowable. How zen. I enjoy it when trumpbots go postmodern.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Are you still fucking goats? Just asking….let the people make up their own minds.

      • An Outhouse for the Resistance

        We don’t even need pics or GTFO. I’ll take your word for it.

      • therblig

        adult goats…or kids?

    • WomanInTheResistance

      Charming posting name.

      • richardgrabman

        You’d have to take that up with my parents. I use my real name, and always have.

        • WomanInTheResistance

          My apologies.

    • Thaumaturgist

      The issues isn’t whether it’s out of character for the Russians to try to interfere; it’s whether Constitution-loving Americans — like Mitch McConnell, don’t tell me he doesn’t understand the risks

    • Jeremy Grunloh

      Yeah, that’s what I said when my kid got beat up by another kid at school. Since he used to beat up his litle brother sometimes when he was younger, I just told the school: “Meh… whatever.”

    • ltmcdies

      leaks…AKA ….stolen emails…

      you guys always forget that bit…they were stolen…no ifs ands or buts.

      Someone using a computer got inside and downloaded…stole those emails…no different than someone breaking into …oh lets…see…some hotel in Washington housing the DNC national headquarters.

      those guys went to jail….but your fine with this shit. Along with many in the media who never for once considered that once downloaded you have no independent as to who had access to them or what the chain of custody was.

      And yet they were treated like they were vetted and admissible in court.

      That’s has ALWAYS been the problem. Wikileaks never had to go in front of independent party and prove those email were legitimate and not tampered with. Never had to be cross examined as where they actually got them

      because now….anyone can dump shit online and not have to defend that it is what they say it is.

      The whole thing was just bloody disgusting.

  • ResistanceFighterCaptainHowdy

    Nazi Germany ended with Hitler being burned in a ditch. Just saying.

    • Apple Scruff

      I assume that was after the cyanide?

      • ltmcdies

        and the self inflicted gunshot

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    It’s like people haven’t actually read Marx. Or know anything about socialism. What am I saying is, they have no clue what they’re talking about.

  • azeyote

    when did Greenwald fall on his head?

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Someone’s, anyway. He was more enamored of W than he should have been, then went full metal third-party Paulbot spoiler, which tends to be lucrative for people who can get it past their gag reflex.

      • Tomorrow on the Sunday Movie Matinee!
        Ron Paul stars in, “The Turd That Won’t Flush”! See 21st Century America’s first racist candidate! Marvel at his ability to lie in the face of evidence! See sycophants rally in Washington! Watch as yr Wonkette intern stands outside of a bar on Capitol Hill and stares longingly through the window at editor emeritus Ken Layne drinking heavily!

        • Carpe Vagenda

          I feel like being the Wonkette intern gives you way more scope to kick against the pricks (in the non-biblical sense) than most of us…

          Besides, bars are for people who can’t handle drinking on a budget ;)

        • Thaumaturgist

          Upfist for “The Turd That Wouldn’t Flush.”

    • andyk304

      Those of us who never bought his schtick tend to say it’s when he was born.

  • Paperless Tiger

    The Russian state connection may well be a false flag. The signatures cited as evidence were basically, “Look at me, I am bear, means Russian, wink, wink,” which is not how FSB or any other spies do business, unless they are trying to flag someone else. We should be investigating the Russian Mafia, which has operatives and even functional territorial holdings in Russia, the USA, and Macedonia. Beyond that, it may just be a contract job for them. Trump himself is linked to the Russian Mafia, notably importing Polish labor, not to mention East European wives.

    • Resistinceisnotfutile

      I think this is the most credible theory out there.

  • Somewhat OT, but this exists.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i27zGIEI6hI

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Holy moley, was that Sally Kellerman?

      • Yes, and Dave Thomas!

        • Maddogjohn

          As the Beeper?

      • phoenix00

        and John Travolta

      • Celtic_Gnome

        She’ll always be Hot Lips to me.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Fuck Glenn Greenwald and his mangy little dog Assange too. Wannabe left wing heroes show true colors.

  • Rick Hill

    Deliberately targeting hospitals and schools. Yeah, Putin’s a real good guy, trump, who never ever met him, knows he can look into his soul and see lots and lots of monies….everything gets fuzzy for trump after that….

  • Thaumaturgist

    The only thing that ever changes in Russia is the name of the game.

  • WomanInTheResistance
  • therblig

    i used to be a mccarthyite, but snerdism is where it’s at now.

    • Maddogjohn

      How mortimerfying.

  • jesuswasablack

    I can see his soul!

    • Maddogjohn

      I’d look away if I were you. Just sayin…

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      “If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.”
      — Ray Nitschke or Friedrich Nietzsche, I’m not sure.

      • Resistinceisnotfutile

        Ray was a lot smarter than people thought.

  • Coinspinner

    Yeah next time let’s not get behind a candidate just because she has a vagina.

    • Kooolest G

      maybe we should get behind a candidate that just likes grabbing them

      • Truthiness2U

        …without their permission first, and bragging about it.

      • Maybe you should just happily-bendover for that very candidate, Kulo…..

        -_-

    • Reality Kills

      Vaginas are good.

    • HazooToo

      Seriously, no. No one here voted for Hillary because vagina. Repeat that to yourself 1000 times. Because that whole concept is complete bullshit that reduces a qualified woman to a vagina-haver.

      • Reality Kills

        I voted and 70% of Maryland voted for her because we thought she was a better candidate. We still do.

      • miss_grundy

        Hillary’s vagina is a million times smarter than the Tangerine Tweeter.

        • Resistinceisnotfutile

          Hillary’s toilet paper is at least as smart, also too as well forsooth.

    • Lefty Wright

      Next time don’t let an illogical and pathological hatred of a liberal politician convince anyone that their conscience will not allow them to vote for her. Because what their conscience told them to do was fuck over 20 million people getting health insurance through the ACA. And keep millions more people making minimum wage from getting a raise for several more years, or the additional millions stuck making $25 k a year working 60 hours a week with no overtime, and women that want access to abortion services are SOL. Their conscience is also telling them that increasing corporate profits is more important than clean air and water, or worker safety. I could go on quite a while about the evils some people’s consciences told them to do on 11/8/16. They really need to sit down and talk with their conscience, because I see nothing moral about what it was telling them to do.

    • Ah, stick-it up your CoinSlot, dipshiiit…..

      -_-

    • Walter Wellstone

      No, that ain’t it. Those of us who voted for Hillary did the right thing. It is the stupid idiots who voted for Trump thinking he’s one of them or–even more pathetic–thinking they’re like him.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      A lotta folks got behind Der Fubar because he has a penis (allegedly).

      • Lambsendbeds

        Assumes facts not in evidence!

    • Or – and I know this is a crazy thought – we could try not reducing a qualified and capable candidate to her vagina, then rejecting her for it. Just maybe, you know?

    • Bill Diaz

      You are A IDIOT.

      Have a great day!

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Yeah next time let’s not assume those of us who supported the most qualified candidate ever did so on the basis of gender.

    • ltmcdies

      I think they got behind her because she wasn’t a Putin stooge…

  • Reality Kills

    Hey, Donald. You think your elitist Cabinet are going to solve all problems?!!! Hahahahaha! Fuck you!

    • Walter Wellstone

      I don’t think they’re even going to pretend that they’re there to solve problems. They’re there to implement the agenda they’ve been trying to push since 2008. This is their time and they’re going to seize it. This is the government of the 1% (Putin and his associates are part of the global 1%), for the 1% (the Koch brothers, Sheldon Adelson et al) and by the 1%, i.e., Trump and his cabinet. They could not give two shits about those of us who are not them. The losers in all this are the millions of Americans who voted for Hillary Clinton. The ones getting really screwed are the idiots who voted for Trump. It’s up to us to say that this aggression will not stand, man. It’s up to us.

      • TheAmazingBearded2Spirit

        “They’re there to implement the agenda they’ve been trying to push since 2008. ”

        I think you meant to type 1980, right?

  • Karl Kaiser

    Glen Greenwald a “useful idiot”?

    Girl you just trashed your reputation in two words. Thanks for the heads up.

    • WomanInTheResistance

      Hello new friend! Here is a song you might enjoy!

      https://youtu.be/rIp9Msox-Tk

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Greenwald used to be an insightful journalist/author who dug deep and produced nuggets of truth goodness. Somewhere along the way, he lost the plot and let his animus against the Obama/Clinton/Biden/Pelosi/Reid cabal get the better of him. In short, he has an ax to grind and is no longer tethered by inconvenient things like facts.

      What reputation?

      • Karl Kaiser

        Nothing specific, I see? Which makes your answer no better than an evasive ad hominem attack.

        If you had real evidence of Greenwald committing journalistic fraud why not show it?

        And “animus” is not inherently corrupting, so your point is pointless.

        But IF we follow your logic we might note that there is a good deal of “animus” in calling someone a “useful idiot”, so you just disqualified Rebecca as a competent journalist.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald trashed his own reputation when he went off the deep end, as Saxo the Grammarian points out.

  • JayGoldenBeach

    Most likely we are experiencing blowback from the long history of US psyops interventions in foreign countries to disrupt, destabilise and/or overthrow sovereign governments.

    Using our own democracy against ourselves, we (allegedly) elected Trump whose regime will have more generals than Pinochet and more oligarchs than Yeltsin.

    Did the US get beaten at our own psyops game? Did the chickens come home to roost via the 2016 election? Has our own govt. lied to us so much for so long that we no longer recognise fact from fiction? Probably!

    • Panika MCD

      put. down. the. koolaid.

      • mancityRed6

        and hand it over here.
        Cherry? It will go good with my cheap vodka.

        • Panika MCD

          ugh. keep it. tastes like cough syrup.

          • mancityRed6

            yeah, the first glass is kinda rough. but you won’t mind by the end of the second glass.

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            What was your address again?

    • Resistinceisnotfutile

      We spell recognize with a z.

  • MUW

    Hey all you little Wonky Woo’s I can well remember when the FBI/CIA/NSA/DEA got in front of Congress and Swore to High Heaven how America was being attacked by “Hundreds of EX KGB Hackers” only to find out after the fact that it was 1 sixteen year old Israeli kid and 2 of his thirteen year old buddies! Even they were caught ONLY after bragging about their “Crimes” in an open Forum. So nope sorry we just no longer believe your Alphabet Soup full of Liars and we really would NOT like to go to War with Russia just to justify your Corporate Masters failure in endlessly supporting and subsequent lost of the most Corrupt Candidate in American History Hillary “The Wicked Witch” Clinton to President Elect Donald Trump! Sadly you and yours were stupid enough to just “assume” that the Worlds Worst Mass Murderess would win the Election and you know what do they say about assuming…Right? And yes we are STILL expecting all of you to leave America just as you promised you would!

    • WomanInTheResistance

      Hello new friend! Here is a happy seasonal song, just for you!

      https://youtu.be/CYwE8Wob1os

      • Shan – Mildly Depraved

        OMG THIS IS THE BEST

    • MynameisBlarney
    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      LOL, I never said I was leaving America. I’m staying and joining the resistance. Nice try, troll!

      • WomanInTheResistance

        I think “Wonky Woos”, minus the semi-literate apostrophe, might be worth keeping.

      • MUW

        Well y’all had best get Resisting then…. Might I suggest you go Protest at your nearest Donald Trump Inauguration Party, we always need some good entertainment and Clinton Clowns are all the rage now! Just stay away from Marine Pub Crawls… For your own safety!

        • Jonny On Maui

          Hahahaha. Jarhead pub crawls!

          • WomanInTheResistance

            From what I hear, Santa pub crawls are the worst.

          • Zyxomma

            You’ve heard correctly, WomanInTheResistance. The annual Santa pub crawl was in my neighborhood (east village NYC) for many years, and it was a nightmare for the bar owners and employees.

        • Resistance Fighter Callyson

          You had 45 minutes or so and that’s the best you can come up with? Sad! Weak!

    • Shan – Mildly Depraved

      Random capitalization is always a sign of a non-native English speaker. Especially someone from an Eastern European country.

      • MUW

        I’d hAve To Say that mildlY dePraved is a much too kinD A diScribTion for you and yoUr kInd oF sNowFlake gRammar QuEEn….. Quick Natasha me thinks I sees Moose and Squirrel…..God save US from Millennial Idiots!

        • WomanInTheResistance

          Oh you big silly! She’s a dancing queen! As are we all!

          https://youtu.be/yhqV49us4J8

          • MUW

            Ah yes and the truth shall set you free…. So are you one of those in the LGBT Community who went out and bought you a gun after the Pulse? So did you vote for Hillary after that?

          • WomanInTheResistance

            I do enjoy shopping, indeed! Join me!

            https://youtu.be/wKTXJUYiAT4

          • mancityRed6

            something from your homeland, comrade
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R15NKrGrb3c

        • ltmcdies

          oh look …it’s a tv ransom letter….

          • WomanInTheResistance

            It was better done on “Murder She Wrote”. Or at least more coherent.

    • Panika MCD

      you can’t seem to remember how to use punctuation. why should we trust your memory with anything else?

      • MUW

        Hahaha what is there nothing but Grammars Queens and other kinds of Wonkies out tonight? Come on you nasty little Clintonista Troll ether Refute what I said or Shut the &^$%$ Up and keep crying!

        • Resistance Fighter Callyson

          We might do so if you would make your case (assuming you have one) in a coherent fashion. IDK who taught you English, but they need to have their teaching credentials revoked FFS.

          • MUW

            Hahaha really is that the best you Wonkettes got “Grammar” complaints like a bunch of sissy little British School Boys? So how does it feel to be labeled a “Fake News Site”? Did you jump up and down screaming and crying when Hillary lost?

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            Sweetie, we’re not crying–we’re laughing at you. Thanks for amusing us all!

          • Jonny On Maui

            Funny. She got the most votes. Yeah, it’s a weird system we have.

          • mancityRed6

            I started pricing firearms.
            how much vodka have you had tonight, comrade?

          • MUW

            Vodka? That’s one of them there City Slicker Liqueurs ain’t it? Like all REAL Americans I drink nothing but good old fashion Corn Squeezins there youngin…. So what is exactly is a mancity? Sounds kind of “Sexist” to me? You ain’t one of them there Clintonista “Sexist/Racists” is ya mancity? I done though all of you have done been laid off from the Clinton Foundation and back on Welfare?

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            So what is exactly is a mancity? Sounds kind of “Sexist” to me?

            You’ve never heard of Manchester, England? Can’t say I’m surprised by your ignorance…

          • mancityRed6

            Man City, the better of the two Manchester football teams.

          • dshwa

            Oh no you didn’t! United fans will be carrying on in a snit for hours. They’re like Liverpool fans in that regard.

          • MUW

            Oh damn it’s one of them Bloody Brits trying to interfere in American Elections again… Gee didn’t you all learn your listen klast time? And could you PLEASE explain to me why there is a Canada? You burn OUR White House! Remember Plan Red? Google it Tommy…. And come back spewing!

          • mancityRed6

            you do know that Canada kicked America’s ass, don’t you?

          • MUW

            Hahahah OK and Hillary can’t lose!

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            For which I would resent them, except they gave my home town’s team Sidney Crosby, so I’ll have to overlook it :-)

          • mancityRed6

            technically, we started it. they just finished it.

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            Klast time? Is that before or after dinner?

          • MUW

            gRammeR QueeNs aRe DesperatE!

          • mancityRed6

            go home, you’re drunk

          • MUW

            Really is that the best you can do? Since you can’t win you only belittle your Victors…. Did you learn that from Barry? That is why we call him “Belittling” Barry after all….

          • mancityRed6

            “since you can win”?
            seriously, you’re just proving my point

          • MUW

            Sure sure idiot…If all you have left is Grammar! Psst I cannot wait until getting to watch all of you crying again come January 20th! Just remember millions of Trump Supporters are out there laughing at your tears….And we are much better prepared than any of you are!

          • mancityRed6

            no, now. you do know that you can take a second and make sure you type what you mean to say, right?
            or do they have you on a timer there?
            paid by the word?

          • Jonny On Maui

            Has anyone thanked it for the clicks yet?

          • WomanInTheResistance

            Please have the honor.

          • mancityRed6

            I was just about to, if I can override this damn snark switch in my brain.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Hmm…

            M U W

            Most Understanding Wasted?

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            Mad Uneducated Weirdo.

          • Panika MCD

            I can’t wait to see you crying like a common Ann Coulter when you realize you were conned and those pills you’ve been buying from Alex Jones aren’t going to prepare you for diddly squat.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Victor’s?

            MWHAHAHAHAHA!!

            Did no one tell you to stay away from the brown acid?

          • MUW

            Can you say President Elect Donald Trump? I can…..

          • mancityRed6

            I can say Cheeto Benito

          • Jonny On Maui

            Oh you say much. None of it coherent.

          • Panika MCD

            the title is usually hyphenated, so we usually say “President-Elect Trump” followed by several akas.

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            I know you love the idea of us sitting around crying, but with these comments, you’ve got us laughing our asses off instead. Thanks for the free entertainment!

          • Panika MCD

            pull your panties out of the twist they seem to have gotten into, Princess. you are not our victor or a plural. you’re not going to get any respect here.

          • Jonny On Maui

            No, you can’t spell.

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            Says the person who still can’t come up with a coherent sentence.

          • MUW

            Duh I have been mortality wounded by your brilliance…not! We won you lost now grow up and go find a job!

          • mancityRed6

            “not”?
            *ring ring*
            The ’90s are calling, they want their lingo back.

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            Thanks, but it doesn’t take brilliance to see that you are an incoherent and illiterate buffoon. But I do have to thank you for your generosity: you’ve donated so much of your time to amuse us all!

          • Jonny On Maui

            It’s nice of it to show its ass so proudly isn’t it?

          • mancityRed6

            now if I only had some darts…

          • Panika MCD

            we’re not the ones with so much time on our hands that we troll mommy blogs because we have nothing better to do with ourselves. we’re also not the ones demanding cookies from those who disagree with us. quit projecting on us, you’re clearly the one who needs to grow up and get a job. not that you’ll be hired with the gibberish you speak–no one will be able to get through your application. or…oh, did you think Trump was going to give you a job? his VP just gave Carrier a $7 million tax break to still send jobs to Mexico. and Trump doesn’t pay his contractors. so you’ll be paid in…crickets.

          • Panika MCD

            grammar is a set of rules by which we sort out the symbols we use and the context based on their order to communicate. if you can’t do it, we can’t really respond to anything you are saying. sorry, “how to read A. Idiot” did not make it into Common Core.

          • WomanInTheResistance

            I don’t think they have the Common Core in Uryupinsk, or whatever other sad little backwater this one is posting from.

          • Panika MCD

            you clearly failed the test on state flags. you must hate America a lot to fail that one.

          • Jonny On Maui

            All it has is hate.

          • Panika MCD

            “Princess”, please.

          • MynameisBlarney
          • mml1996

            Wait here while I send an atlas to your doorstep, ya goddamn moron.

          • Jonny On Maui
          • mancityRed6

            liquors, and I do apolegise. it must be just after 8 AM there, so you’re just drinking your breakfast?
            “I done through…”
            yeah, you might need a few more ESL classes.

          • mancityRed6

            “corn squeezins”?
            also, any redneck worth their salt knows it’s “younguns”

          • honey be careful, you’re going to sprain something.

          • MynameisBlarney
          • Panika MCD

            li·queur (liˈkər,liˈk(y)o͝or)
            noun
            a strong, sweet alcoholic liquor, usually drunk after a meal.

            vod·ka (ˈvädkə)
            noun
            an alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation of rye, wheat, or potatoes.

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            All of it, Katie.

          • MUW

            Hey Brit you can’t OWN Guns remember? Or are you hiding in America using OUR Right to Arm Bears for YOUR Evil Plans?

          • mancityRed6

            yep, we’ll take this land back for the queen.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Mostly Useless Waste?

          • WomanInTheResistance

            Malicious Useless Wanker?

          • Jonny On Maui

            Manboy Utterly Wasted?

          • TX Taco Truck Brigade
          • Panika MCD

            that is not the flag of the UK. try again.

          • MynameisBlarney
          • MUW

            Ah Blarney that looks SOooo sad, reminds me of some of the Faces at the Clinton Victory Celebration….Doesn’t it? Psst it is all over the Real News Media mancity just not the “kindergarten” sites you Wonkies Hide Out In! Fake News as in Hillary Can’t Lose, Right? That kind of Fake News……Suckers!

          • MynameisBlarney
          • MUW

            Well considering I didn’t fail for the Corporate Owned “Fake News” Propaganda of Hillary Can’t Lose unlike you and yours I would have to say I obviously seem to have been a lot smarter than any of you Clintonista’s….Now ain’t I?

          • Jonny On Maui

            Hahahaha!! Oh thank you!

          • mancityRed6

            no, no you’re not.

          • MynameisBlarney
          • MUW

            Oh now Blarney is that all you spew? Meme’s? They are the last Refugee of Fools, Charlatans and Liberal Progressives!

          • Jonny On Maui

            Blarney is being polite and communicating on your level, pictures, as real words fail you.

          • Panika MCD

            we also have MLP gifs. but we don’t want to get you all hot and bothered, Princess.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Gettin to ya, innit?

          • mml1996

            Show us where you smacked yourself in the head with a whiskey bottle to like Donald Trump.

          • Panika MCD

            over here we were reminding people not to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing. you’re speaking to the wrong audience. and if you think we’re going to stop lampooning the coifed one just because his title changed, you’re very confused.

          • Saxo the Grammarian

            Corporate owned, how ironic. Have you looked over Der Fubar’s nominees for Cabinet and administration posts?

          • mancityRed6

            you mean RT?

          • MUW

            Well mancity RT sure beats the stuffing out of the Fake News Sites like BBC or VOA now doesn’t it? At least WE do not have to PAY for RT!

          • mancityRed6

            no, you don’t.
            but you only get the “approved” stories.
            thanks for the tell, though.

          • WomanInTheResistance

            Da.

          • MUW

            Nyte … We get to hear from the likes of Larry King Ed Schultz and Peter Lavell unedited and unrestrained UNLIKE what you get with the American “Do it” or you are Fired Posters. Remember Keith Obermann? Real Journalism is long LONG dead in OUR Country so you bet ya I rather hear from an Honest Opponent that a Dishonest Wannabee Corporate Master or another one of their Endless Talking Heads!

          • Jonny On Maui

            I got it! Mentally Uber Warped!

          • WomanInTheResistance

            Mostly Unusable Wastewater

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            Since you haven’t finished yet (I’m guessing), this might be premature, but this is the most ROTFLMAO comment yiou’ve made yet. Well done!

          • MUW

            Thanks coming from a twisted UN American like you I take that as a Complement. Still I suspect that at some point soon you and yours will be posting your silly nonsense from your “Safe Spot” at the Internment Camp so have fun…..We won you lost now get over it!

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            Amusing how you keep telling us to “get over it.” It’s almost as if you know that shady shit went down during this election cycle, and are hoping to distract us from that fact by portraying us as sore losers. It’s not working, but thanks for trying!

          • Saxo the Grammarian
          • Panika MCD

            hey, there. John Bolton was once a UN American. you may not want to dis your own kind.

          • Panika MCD

            also: if you won so well, why are you not over it? why are you trolling mommy blogs and recipe hubs?

          • mancityRed6

            seriously, you’re hitting that shift key way too often for anyone to take you seriously, but that’s what you want, right?

          • MUW

            mancity are you really that clueless? Really man? That clueless? Look I will debate any real point you want but I refuse to put up with the silly British inability to speak or understand American…I simply refuse!

          • Saxo the Grammarian

            I refuse to believe you are capable of debate. Prove me wrong!

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            Per its reply: I am SERIOUSLY LMFAO-ing about the fact that the troll expects a British subject to speak American FFS…

          • mancityRed6

            I was only there for 2 years and I still type “realise” and “apologise”

          • Panika MCD

            probably because Princess mistook the comma key for food.

          • Panika MCD

            so you voted for a dishonest wannabee corporate master why? oh, right–you think you’ll be one someday. keep dreaming, Princess.

          • MUW

            Ah don’t be such a sore loser Panika… Better luck in 8 years!

          • mml1996

            Hehehee, you’re wildly optimistic if he can even last a day.

          • Panika MCD

            I’m not the one trolling mommy blogs because no one will talk to me. that would be you, Princess. and several of my candidates won on election night as well as a nice transportation bond for my area, Bubbles. you seem to be very confused about how elections work, Pippy. also, 8 years, Babs? sure. we’ll face off again in 8 years. yep. you got that one right, Duchess. presidents only get to serve one term of 8 years. and you’re totally not the un-American one here because you only failed civics how many times and can’t recognize the flag of California, Queenie. you also seem to think you can take guns to a presidential inauguration, Muffin. it’s so entertainingly stupid, I just can’t look away from what a train wreck you are, Cupcake.

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            Needs moar Hunnybun otherwise 10/10

          • Panika MCD

            I also missed “Gum Drop”.

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            Huh, that’s a new one. Is it…Northern?

          • Panika MCD

            unsure of the origin on that one. but I’d guess where ever they appeared on the market first.

          • WomanInTheResistance

            I doubt this one voted. Pesky citizenship requirements and all.

          • Panika MCD

            why don’t you go have electrodes taped to your balls and try it? oh…sorry…I take it someone took away your balls. oops.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Morning Upchuck Whiskey?

          • MUW

            Corn Squeezins there youngin. So are you a UN American too?

          • Jonny On Maui

            WTF are you babbling about Morally Under Water?

          • WomanInTheResistance

            No, it’s Mentally Unstable Wierdo.

          • MUW

            OK but petty insults just show how petty and insulting you are…..

          • MynameisBlarney

            Riiiiight.
            Ok. Isn’t that exactly what you started in on us with?

            To save time, I’ll answer for you. Yes. Yes it is.

          • MUW

            Oh no Troll look up I posted my option on this Piece of Propaganda and you Clintonista’s and Ruskie Hatin Trolls attacked…. So isn’t that kind of like “Blaming the Victim”?

          • MynameisBlarney
          • Panika MCD

            oh, no. Princess Troll, you might want to look up the definition of “troll”.

          • Jonny On Maui

            OMG! You really have no relationship with reality.

            So long!

          • Panika MCD

            Princess has no relationships–period.

          • Jonny On Maui

            You are the one that showed up and took a crap on the coffee table and you’re claiming the high ground?

            HAHAhahaha!!!

          • MUW

            Hahaha sure sure Jon Jon now isn’t it past your bedtime? If you would like to make an intelligent thoughtful remark please do. I am sure all of US would love to hear it!

          • Jonny On Maui

            Why should I post something that would just confuse you more? You have shown that you have no intelligence or thought processes.

            If children should be in bed then that’s where you should be.

            Need a lullaby?

          • Panika MCD

            nope, not petty and insulting at all to anyone. nope.

          • mml1996

            Oh, all that mental processing power wasted…. tut tut. We might have to let George Soros and Saul Alinsky now about the progress…

          • Panika MCD

            because you, Princess, would never insult anyone, let alone be petty, right? except that is your whole schtick since you clearly don’t have a job or life to speak of.

          • therblig

            we save the good insults for the truly deserving.

          • Panika MCD

            this is another place where a hyphen is helpful. “UN American” sounds like you’re referring to an American Ambassador to the UN. whereas “un-American” means that you’re not keeping with our customs. however, since you can’t seem to keep with our grammatical nomenclature, I suspect that you are the un-American here tonight.

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            LOL, what a surprise–the troll thinks Hawai’i isn’t part of the United States. I guess it learned from the birthers!

          • WomanInTheResistance

            Moscow’s Unappreciated Writer?

          • MUW

            Quick Natasha call Fearless Leaderess I see Moose and Squirrel, I see Moose and Squirrel….

          • Panika MCD

            because you would never insult anyone, would you, Princess?

          • MynameisBlarney

            Mangy Unwashed Wanker?

          • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

            Mom’s Unemployed Wombfruit.

          • MynameisBlarney

            I think that one is the fucking winner.

          • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

            Thanks, dearie! *smooch*

          • MynameisBlarney

            Anytime, sugarbritches!

          • mml1996

            YOU WIN EVERYTHING!!!!

          • H0mer0

            Wanker libel! (also too, that describes my dog too well, but only cuz I don’t bathe her regularly and one of my snowflakes told his impressionable twin brother that she licks her cl-t)

          • mml1996

            Ugh, enough with the mass capitalization already? Is there something in that cough syrup you snort that cuts off access to your brain?

          • MUW

            Hey Sexo I voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012 to prove I was not a Racist, I voted for Donald Trump in 2016 to prove I am not STUPID…. You?

          • mml1996

            LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL – yep you’re totes not racist, just like I’m not gay because I went out with a girl!!

            Yeah, good one.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Damn, you totally missed your target for 2016.

          • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

            To whom did you feel a need to prove that you’re not stupid? Do people often tell you that you’re stupid? Has frequently being told that you’re stupid affected your self-esteem?

          • Sister the Resister!

            I myself did not realize one “proves” one is not racist by voting for a presidential candidate. Silly me!

          • Panika MCD

            if you voted for Obama “to prove” you were not a racist, then you’re definitely a racist. and since ballots are private, you’re only proving that you’re a moron because you can’t really prove anything to anyone by who you say you voted for. besides, you probably just said that to your parents and wrote in Ron Paul anyhow.

          • Saxo the Grammarian

            Ha ha! I voted for Bamz in 2008 and 2012 because he was a better choice for president than McCain or Romney.

            The 2016 election was a test of intelligence and discernment. More than 63 million Americans passed that test. You flunked.

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            Do you have any idea what a “sexo” is? Am I out of it? Is that a new form of sexual expression I should look into?

          • WomanInTheResistance

            That’s a new one to me too.

          • Saxo the Grammarian

            Can’t wait until you realize that you’ve been conned, suckered, flim-flammed and bamboozled by an ambulatory weasel pelt.

          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            You might be waiting a long time for this particularly obtuse troll to realize that much, honey.

          • H0mer0

            yeah, the Raygun fellators still haven’t figured that out.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Not going to happen. Requires intelligence not in evidence.

          • Panika MCD

            well, if Princess was confident in his vote, he wouldn’t be here screeching for attention.

          • Panika MCD

            it was a watch party.

          • mancityRed6

            ahh, an “educated” inforwars reader.
            good for you.
            someday, you’ll be able to take that helmet off.

          • Panika MCD

            by a guy whose organization can’t even respect the Texas Capitol recording rules? pretty good.

          • Saxo the Grammarian

            I guarantee that you will be jumping up and down screaming and crying within a year of being “governed” by Der Fubar’s Junta. And you should really work on your grammar – no one would hire you with a resume that poorly written.

          • TX Taco Truck Brigade
          • mml1996

            Oh wait, until you get on Donnie’s wrong side, honey. You think Hillary would’ve put you in FEMA camps, huh?

            Even Joe Walsh found out….

        • Panika MCD

          if you want to argue, you might want to use “either” rather than anesthetics.

        • WomanInTheResistance

          What a madcap funster you are! We don’t refute nonsense, we dance to it, new friend!

          https://youtu.be/0daS_SDCT_U

          • MUW

            But I just want to know did you WomanInTheResistance cry and melt like little snowflakes when Hillary lost? Generally speaking I post with the Big Girls over at Yahoo News but strangely enough they’ve all gone silent suddenly…. Clinton Foundation Layoffs I suspect! And are you next?

          • WomanInTheResistance

            Oh new friend, you just miss hanging out with the girls, I see. You’re lonely. Maybe this will make you think of your old buddies!

            https://youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A

          • mancityRed6

            yahoo? are they even still around?
            I kid, I go there to read the comments of morons who haven’t figured out how to change their home page yet.

          • H0mer0

            I made the mistake of reading the comments and was reminded that was why they are called yahoos. Does MUW also find Fox too progressive and preachy?(Reminds me of my “colleagues” who find the AMA “too liberal.”)

          • mancityRed6

            I’m seeing a lot of shitbirds posting in comment sections lately. It was there before the election, but it really does seem to have gotten worse since.
            Yahoo comment help because I can think, no matter how bad my day will be, I’ll never be as dumb as these idiots.

          • MynameisBlarney
          • Panika MCD

            melted snowflakes can’t use a keyboard properly. so that would be you. what? is your comma key broken or something? why are you crying to us? we don’t give a shit about your precious, little “Made-Up Word” tears, Princess. generally speaking, you don’t speak well or to girls.

          • TX Taco Truck Brigade
          • Resistance Fighter Callyson

            This one is obsessed with the idea that we’re all crying, isn’t it? Yeah, the only tears that are flowing now are the ones we’re getting from laughing our asses off over this troll’s lunacy…

          • ltmcdies

            yeh I don’t get this crying claim….it’s not like I was surprised when Trump said…yah that lock up Clinton thing before I got your voted….FOOLED YAH…..
            Honestly it’s a cross between laughter and “we told yah not believe him”

        • Jonny On Maui

          Hi MUW, I’m Jonny, how ya doin’? I’m fine, thanks for asking.

          Say it looks like you’ve wandered into the wrong place. Yeah, it’s be nice if they labelled the doors but we can’t even get them to sweep the floor.

          Anyway here the sky is blue and the truth prevails. You obviously want the deranged ranters room down the hall. Here, I’ll walk you there. Yes, the hallway art is nice, isn’t it.

        • MynameisBlarney
        • Nounverb911
        • Saxo the Grammarian

          You said something worth refuting?

          • mml1996

            I thought I heard trumpet noises..

          • MynameisBlarney

            *refudiating*

        • mancityRed6
          • MUW

            I’ve noticed you Millennials just cannot seem to stay focused! Maybe that is why you lost?

          • mml1996

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – are you using the words Millenials to insult us? Damn troll, you weak as fuck

          • Panika MCD

            Princess can’t even type “fuck” with his/her little white fingers. have we hooked one of the Trump children?

          • H0mer0

            MUW thinketh that we are Millennials? It is true I can’t stay focused with his poor syntax and grammar pretending to be coherent and intelligent discourse. But then again, I have an advanced degree, a business to run and children to raise without slathering them with caviar (they take their own baths, at least one of them does…)

          • kbbaldwin2

            I just got here, a day late (and probably a dollar short) and am wondering why you keep feeding this troll? He ain’t funny, he ain’t clever, he ain’t that good at understand nuance. Basically, he is boring.

          • gaybymml96

            BUT HE IS AN GRRRR TROLL!1

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            I could kiss you for that.

          • mancityRed6

            one of the only episodes I actually remember. I didn’t watch it on tv, I rented it with the ex on dvd.
            thinking about watching it again since it’s on netflix.
            one of the best lines in the whole series.

    • MynameisBlarney
    • ltmcdies

      you really must get a better Russian to English computer program if your going to troll in here, dearie…

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      You would be screaming to high heaven if Donnie had lost, and you know it. Actually, he did – it’s only because of the anachronism of the Electoral College that he currently can call himself president elect.
      Do you enjoy being lied to and manipulated? Because that is exactly what Drumpf and his Russian handlers are doing to you morons. Either you are too stupid to realize it, or you do realize it and don’t care. Either way, it makes you someone who is beneath contempt. The lowest of the low, prancing and capering while your country is sold out from under you by a corrupt circus freak with the IQ of an artichoke and the morals of a slime eel.

      • Panika MCD

        given that s/he doesn’t know the difference between “ether” and “either”, I’m going to go with “too stupid”.

        • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

          Yeah, that would be my guess.

        • boyblue122

          maybe they are just a Hunter S Thompson fan

          • Panika MCD

            if HST were alive, this twit would be spamming him with accusations about being a “Clintonista”, too.

          • Panika MCD

            besides, HST would never mix up the ether with the either.

          • boyblue122

            haha true

          • mancityRed6

            ether goes on a towel that you put in the floorboard to let the fumes come up to you, either goes with or

          • Panika MCD

            precisely.

    • Nounverb911
      • mml1996

        HEY HE IS CUTE!

    • Panika MCD

      also, why do you go by “Mississippi University for Women”? I mean, clearly you’re a pussy who doesn’t mind being grabbed by the Grande Detour, but you’re certainly not university educated. thinking people would cry when they can’t even understand your babble is just a skosh gauche.

    • boyblue122
      • boyblue122

        Funny how you talk about corporate masters but cant respond to this post. Sad. Weak

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      And won’t you be all sadface when you figure out that Der Fubar is no friend of working folks and won’t do a damn thing to help them?

      • H0mer0

        [I like the moniker “Der Fubar”]

    • TX Taco Truck Brigade

      “I can well remember when the FBI/CIA/NSA/DEA got in front of Congress and Swore to High Heaven how America was being attacked by “Hundreds of EX KGB Hackers” only to find out after the fact that it was 1 sixteen year old Israeli kid and 2 of his thirteen year old buddies!”

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b645e9023e46d3d0f66e0e1788417d8d2a99e7225dfc74ed59ba925f28bd6b3b.jpg

    • mml1996

      Where to begin – WHERE ARE MY FUCKING FULL-STOPS AFTER A SENTENCE?!

      In short, its past your nap-time, dickhead. Go and rejoin your Starwars/Starbucks/Kelloggs “boycotting” safe space, ya Trump lovin’ cuck!

      • MUW

        Ah here’s another nasty little potty mouth Clintonista pretending to be a Real Inteligent Poster….Hahahaha!

        • mml1996

          Buddy (well not really, but sarcastically) – trying to slam me by using Clintonista?

          KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE.

    • Walter De La Résistance

      Fuck you.

      • MUW

        Thank you…You better than any other Clintonista here proves my point. And you wonder why Americans didn’t support your Wicked Witch?

        • Walter De La Résistance

          This is not about Clinton. This is about a foreign power interfering in our internal affairs. Now go the fuck away.

          • MUW

            Oh no Clinton Clown you know as well as I do this is ALL ABOUT CLINTON… Now get over it ya nasty little potty mouth kiddy Troll!

          • Walter De La Résistance

            “Potty mouth”? What the fuck? Go back up your mother’s cunt you fucking uterus turd.

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            I think this one sounds like Going4Baroque. Or is of the same type who gets all pearl-clutchy over “bad” words.

          • MUW

            See Potty Mouths is all they have here. Walter allow me. You lost because you trusted the Corporate Media in supporting the most corrupt Candidate to EVER run for President Hillary Rotten Clinton and not because of the Russians… So spew forth your vile sewage as you will but that still doesn’t change the fact that Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States (God I love saying that) and Hillary Clinton will be going to Prison!

          • mml1996

            All I hear is farts, MUW. Stop eating the rotten orange.

          • Panika MCD

            and you’ll lose because you voted for a corporate fuckface and all you did after was go whine to liberals about how liberals needed to write you nice words because when they insult you, your feefees get hurt.

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            Trump already sold you losers out with the sending Clinton to prison thing. He already said it doesn’t matter now, that it was just something to get elected. So you’re still just farting.

            *turns fan on*

          • La Cieca

            You lost me with all the Fucking Random Caps, you Twelve Year Old Turd.

          • mml1996

            When they go pearl-clutchy, scream “HEAD BACK TO YOUR SAFE SPACE!” :D

          • H0mer0

            I don’t know his mom but I don’t think even she would deserve that.

          • Panika MCD

            http://www.uatipsandsecrets.com/WIKIPEDIA_-_definition_of_a_troll_-_yellow_background.jpg

            if that wasn’t clear:

            Troll = Princess Bubbles McCumcakeFace = Made-Up Words = you

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            How is it about Clinton any more if Trump really won the election in a huge turgid love muscle landslide like he keeps saying?

        • MynameisBlarney
        • Panika MCD

          salient verbs missing.

          • MynameisBlarney

            lol

        • Fuck it. I’ve got nothin’

          Because they were low information, emotionally motivated tit whiskers?

    • Fuck it. I’ve got nothin’

      Well, this is just dumb. All of it. So dumb it’s not even worth correcting.

  • Panika MCD

    I seem to remember appeasement not going so hot the last time we tried it.

    • mancityRed6

      2010? or are you talking a worldwide scale?

      • Panika MCD

        I’m talking about the time leading up to WWII.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Say what you will about Trump, he is a shoo-in Guinness World Book record-holder:

    President-Elect of the United States
    Next President of the United States
    Last President of the United States
    Erster Führer des Vierten Reiches
    Letzten Führer des Vierten Reiches

    • therblig

      quickest impeachment?
      quickest resignation?

  • Incoming Ham

    Totally OT but for some reason that picture of Putin brought it to mind.

    Last night I chased a huge raccoon away from my dogs food three times. An half an hour later I looked out the glass door to see him with his paws up on the glass staring in at me. Tonight, I look out the window and there he is again: paws up on the glass staring in at me.

    I live in a neighborhood with a giant raccoon that holds a grudge. They have claws like fucking bears. I am never going out after dark again.

    • MynameisBlarney
    • Shan – Mildly Depraved

      Raccoons are cool and smart. It probably thought you put the food out there on purpose and was confused as to why you chased it away. It was on the glass door wondering “Why are you mad at me?”

      I hope it doesn’t die.

      • Sister the Resister!

        Probably offering menu suggestions for the next meal.

        • BadWolfGirl

          You guys had all the fun tonight whilst I finally slept!

          That raccoon meme is adorable & he probably was offering menu suggestions :)

          Preparing to move is exhausting and expensive…but also exciting! Friday’s the big day!!

      • Incoming Ham

        In this neighborhood? They are the majority.* Plenty of food.

        *We have a 6:1 ratio of raccoons to humans.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    OK, kids, fucking with that troll was fun but I have to sign off. Sleep well!

    • Sister the Resister!

      Ya’ll have a lot more patience than I do, that’s for sure. Good night!

      • MUW

        See past its Bedtime like I said….. Momma wants her Laptop back no doubt!

        • Shan – Mildly Depraved

          Fart!

        • MynameisBlarney

          ^derp

          • mml1996

            I think the Oxycontin has reached full potency now.

          • MUW

            Oh no the pain is just starting… It will be 2024 before y’all get any relief! And Shan that’s called having too much Gas….Or being full of %^#$!.

          • mml1996

            Honey, you’ll be screaming in pain before we all do. Trust me.

            We’ll just be enjoying our schadenfraude…

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            2042 and y’all are DONE, globally. This is your last thrash and you know it. That’s why you’re in such a panic.

            SWEET DREAMS

          • MynameisBlarney
          • H0mer0

            I did that once mebbe 35 years ago but at least I was on a diving board so much facial damage did not ensue (I guess I didn’t try hard enough)

          • Panika MCD

            you really need to take a civics class. and learn how to use a comma, you fucking turd.

        • Sister the Resister!

          Who the fuck are you talking to? I just got off work, my mom is in her 80s, and you’re acting like a tired three-year old. Piss off, troll.

        • Panika MCD

          then you should give your mother her fucking laptop back. we can’t do it for you, Princess.

    • WomanInTheResistance

      Goodnight, Callyson. Sleep well.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Dasvidaniya!

    • Shan – Mildly Depraved

      Good night, Cally!

    • mml1996

      Thanks for this Cally! Mentally Unstable Worm is THE BOMB! Hahahahaha!

  • MUW

    OK well I have been thoroughly and soundly thrashed by the Bloody Brits Ruskie Hunting Moose and Squirrels, and occasional leftover Clintonista enough for one Fake News Website me thinks, Thanks DIQUS I’ll always remember my Visit to WonkieLand! Just remember Wonkettes, come January 20, 2017 America will once again be entertained and amused by the endless tears and screams of agony coming from the Liberal/Progressives when Donald Trump is finally sworn into Office as the 45th President of the United States (God I love saying that)!

    • MynameisBlarney
    • mml1996

      Good night Goat Humper!

    • Panika MCD
    • WomanInTheResistance

      Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. Btw, the only fun we had with you was figuring out your name. Because you really are a very boring person.

    • Shan – Mildly Depraved

      See you next month, Turgid Love Muscle Guy!

    • MynameisBlarney
    • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

      *peers over his glasses* What has happened to you?

      • MynameisBlarney

        It OD’d on trump steak and vodka.

        • mml1996

          Those things are horrible – they turn your hair into a bunch of ferrets!

      • C4TWOMAN

        I want to think(hope?) it’s irony?
        ???

    • KINDLY.

      F UCK.

      OFF.

    • Actually, my enjoyment is going to come from watching the screams of agony of all the Trump voters around, when they realize that they’re getting their Social Security and Medicare cut or done away with. That, along with the local clinic shutting down most of its services because of losing all that Obamacare funding. Fuckers voted for it, so they don’t have any reason to scream.

      • Bear OmNomNom

        Oh don’t worry, they’ll make sure Rascal scooters are exempt from the cuts. (Assuming Donnie owns some stock in the manufacturer).

    • therblig

      wow, you go to bed early and you miss the douchebag sighting.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      And guess who will be singing descant in the chorus of tears and agony when (if?) Der Fubar takes office? You, my friend. Welcome to your self-inflicted bedlam.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Alright…that’s enough troll slaying for me tonight.
    G’noit….Wonky Woos. lol

    • Sister the Resister!

      NOW you’ve done it!
      Good night!

    • WomanInTheResistance

      Well played tonight. Sleep well.

    • C4TWOMAN

      There was a troll? There was slaying? Damn, I’m always late to the party….

  • BadWolfGirl

    Thank you fellow Wonks, Wonkets & Wonkettes! Your expert handling of MUW gave me much needed laughs as I prepare to move on Friday :)

    Although I really must ask why is it that the trolls come here and label us as un-American? It seems to be a trend. Or perhaps ‘Trix & Shy have set the Wonkiverse in international webz space? Odd.

    We really need to work on attracting a better quality of tourists :D

  • C4TWOMAN

    “to former whistleblowers (and now just pathetic cranks) Wikileaks”

    To those of us who once supported Asange, this is painfully sad.

    Also, interesting the alt-right and ‘radical’ left both think Russian communism is still a thing. Who says the right and left can never agree on anything?

  • H0mer0

    nice esplainin’, Editrix, especially in revealing Greenwald’s inconsistency in “my leaks are better than your leaks” twat contest. Gee Glenn, do you really want to support an autocratic homophobe who is not especially kind to journalists because of your holier than f-ing thou attitude, like the Bernie Bros? About 6 years ago, when he was gloating over the blue dog dems’ defeat, Lawrence O’Donnell read him the riot act about how he had it all wrong; usually it’s uncomfortable to me to watch the theatrics of LO and KO, but LO had a great point about how as a socialist, himself, he knew that a blue dog somewhat aligned with the left was better than a tea bagger would ever be.

    • JHan

      Leftists did the same thing in 60’s and 70’s by falling victim to binary thinking- this is the illogics leftists swallowed: Because, in their view, Conservatives believe bad things, good leftists should believe the opposite. So because Conservatives hated Communism, it meant Communism is good – and that’s how reactionary politics lead Leftists to forget their own damn principles and sound like morons.. So leftist nincompoops ( some crazy ass Socialists) embraced the rise of murderous dictators like Pol Pot while ignoring exiles who kept saying “er folks, my homeland isn’t all it’s cracked up to be” They ignored the writings and observations of Russian dissidents, reformists and moderates , and continue doing the same shit today…

  • eyelashviper

    Reported by Rachel Maddow sometime in the past month or so: Russia installing all kinds of anti-aircraft weapons in Syria, and it is indeed puzzling, as ISIS has no Air Force.
    Wonder who they intend to blast out of the sky???

    • therblig

      let’s just say he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, and he better deploy countermeasures.

  • HorseChestnut

    Glenn Greenwald’s going to need some lidocaine gel for that burn.

  • KathyClaytor

    What a load of crap this article is.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Sorry, but if you’re going to write a defense of Glenn Greenwald, it’s going to have to be about as long as the Odyssey and contain 900 inline citations to himself.

      Don’t forget referrals to THE CORRUPTIONS OF THE DNC. We haven’t heard a boring lecture about those in a while.

      • Wookie Monster

        Don’t forget the twenty or so updates and clarifications following the main article that are added after everyone points out how misleading it all was.

  • arundel

    Glenn Greenwald can go an permanently attach himself to some exquisite teak fainting couch at his Brasilian redoubt, forever, because fuck that guy and the Assange he loooooves so fucking much. Fuck them both and all, because Hillary was soooo evil, so hey, let’s get Trump elected! Would it be a stretch to say that Glenn Greenwald, yeah that guy who used to go on and ON over at Salon ten years ago or so before Salon was truly and irretrievably sucktackular- I mean this sincerely about Glenn Greenwald: he truly does hate America, and he wants the worst for all of us. I really mean this. No, this is not “McCarthyite” to say, as I understand he is flinging that accusation wildly at anyone asking about Vlad Putin tampering with American elections and fucking with things. Glenn Greenwald is not having such talk about his beloved Putin, and don’t you rubes and hicks know that the United States is uniquely and solely the entire source of evil in the world?

    Fuck Glenn Greenwald. Incredible drama queen cozying up to Putin, because he really does hate and loathe the rest of us dumbos stuck being American in the United States. He really looks down on us. While he worked to smear Hillary and get Trump elected. He’s a total “heighten the contradictions” Susan Sarandon nihilist asshole. Who conveniently lives in a fancy house in Brazil. It would not bother or affect him one whit if this nation went up in flames, thousands dead due to political violence, in part inspired by his really hateful campaign against Hillary Clinton as too impure. Glenn Greenwald honestly doesn’t give a shit if you there reading this sentence lives or dies. He would like to see US cities engulfed in flames and violence. It would be his dream come true. Fuck Glenn Greenwald. A selfish egotist and narcissist. Who could really use an editor, because wow, that bitch can blab on and on forever.

    (Yes, I blabbed there forever too. At least I don’t have the pretensions or sanctimony of Glenn Fucking Greenwald.)

  • OT: Apparently 39% of people agree with me that I am single. I feel that 61% of people have been misinformed.

  • Mr Trainbeans

    If Hillary hadn’t been a shitty candidate all the Russian hacking in the world wouldn’t have made the slightest bit of difference. This whole narrative is a bunch of dangerous nonsense that just might possibly end in an actual nuclear war, all because the Democratic Party is pathologically unable to examine itself and its own mistakes to figure out why it lost the fucking election to a clown like Trump. And for very good reasons: if it did, it would have to make an effort to *win* elections, to consider people human beings even if they earn less than $100,000, and in short order all the Beltway army of hacks, lanyards and temporarily embarrassed consultants would lose their fucking meal tickets.

    • Mr Trainbeans

      …and there must be a reason for the deafening silence we hear whenever anyone points out the obvious. The USA has spent the last century or so attempting to subvert and influence politics in foreign nations, including Russia. This is a matter of public, historical record. What’s the big deal about hacking emails when we pump billions into foreign NGOs attempting to get parties we like elected? Why are we being such crybabies? You haven’t got a fucking answer for that. You people are pathetic, and when you fling yourselves into the graveyard of history I just pray you don’t drag the rest of us with you.

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