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Paul Hair, who co-authored the hilariously titled book “Hating Jesus: The American Left’s War on Christianity” with anti-LGBT jerk Matt Barber, has a dream. A dream that Donald Trump will not only strip the Stonewall Inn of its designation as a national monument, but tear down the bar completely. You know, as a message to the “sodomites.”

This, he claims, is a great way to get revenge on the mean liberals what teared all the nice Confederate monuments down, just because they didn’t like slavery or whatever.

Progressives are ratcheting up their War on America, and as they destroy its history there is an opportunity to strike back by working to dismantle the Stonewall Inn in New York City.

Reuters reported on Nov. 19 that Louisville, Ky. began dismantling a Confederate monument for removal to a different location. The dismantling of the monument is part of the progressive campaign to destroy all reminders of the Confederacy. This campaign, in turn, is part of the larger effort to demonize and destroy all of U.S. culture.

JUST A SECOND THERE. If anyone ever declared War on America, it seems like it was literally The Confederacy. I am pretty sure that there is nothing that progressives could do to engage in a War on America that would top, you know, actually declaring war on America. Also, the Confederacy does not actually need a ton of help being demonized, what with the fact that they were fighting a war to keep people as slaves. Oh, I’m sorry, I mean “fighting a war for the state’s right to keep people as slaves, which people would probably not even remember without many statues honoring the people who did that.”

Anyway, Hair is real mad about “sodomy.” Which, as we all know, is first on everyone’s list of concerns these days.

Demonizing and destroying American culture includes elevating evil. This is why the Obama regime honored sodomy by designating the Stonewall National Monument in June of this year.

Donald Trump should reverse that designation when he becomes president. And while he likely wouldn’t order the subsequent dismantling of the Stonewall Inn, the removal of the national monument designation would open the way for someone else to do so.

Hair sees an in here. There are a lot of people who want to get rid of all the federal land and national parks and many national monuments so that people who are already very rich may use that property to enrich themselves further. So, you know, if they can just get Stonewall on that list, someone will come and knock it down.

There’s no reason those objecting to America honoring sodomy couldn’t join the larger movement to undo all the national monuments Obama designated at large. And if that effort proves successful, it then would make it possible to destroy the Stonewall Inn and wipe out its stain on American history.

There will never again be unity in America. The culture war is permanent and peace is impossible. But fighting back isn’t.

Dismantling the Stonewall Inn is a longshot, but if it ever happened it would be a great counterstrike against the progressives and their War on America.

The first Horcrux! Dismantle them all, and LGBT people will stop existing, black people will stop bugging everyone about “racism,” women will stop wanting equality and abortions, no one will care about poor people, and Paul Hair will be free to live in the world of his dreams, a world without sodomy. Which, I feel the need to mention, includes blow jobs for straight dudes. Keep fighting the good fight, Hairy! Focus on the important things, like telling people what kind of sex to have, and erecting statues of dudes who loved slavery.

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  • Scooby

    See, I thought the racists liked Stonewall Jackson.

  • monoglot

    Ah, sedition never goes out of style.

    The South is free to keep all monuments to treason in defense of slavery on the sole condition that they wrap those monuments in the true Confederate flag. You know, the white one.

  • Oh, I’m sorry that your precious fee-fees are hurt. But you know what hurts African-Americans worse? The celebration and honoring of people who thought that they were nothing more than chattel.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I’m sorry but . . . Paul Hair? Paul Hair? Isn’t that the name of a failed musical about a man who was pretending to be straight, but in reality wanted nothing more than to find a strong, manly boyfriend and settle down in a little house with a hot tub and a lot of tasteful holiday décor?

  • Joe Beese

    What have you done today to honor sodomy?

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Well, I was going to honor it this morning, but I overslept. Would it be acceptable if I were to offer a blowjob to someone later on, when I’ve caught up a bit?

      • C4TWOMAN

        Slacker.

    • La Resistance O’hontas

      What HAVEN’T I done? Even during our very busy War on Christmas season I always make sure to carve out time to honor sodomy. It’s about priorities.

    • mancityRed6

      my sodomy tree went up the day after thanksgiving.
      now if I could only find someone to celebrate with…

      • theCryptofishist

        Have you (well) hung the ornaments, yet?

  • Bill D. Burger

    Why it’s only fair, huh? That treasonous Confederate flag which celebrated slavery, insurrection, white priviledge uber alles and pure hatred and bigotry is totally the same as the Stonewall where people finally stood up against oppression and demanded to be treated as full citizens and human beings.
    Righties are so perspicuous and never engage in false equivalencies.

    Oh…. Repukes and CONS! Eat shit and die.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    Might want to ask the NYPD how messing with the Inn went last time. . .just sayin’

  • Daisy

    Depriving people of rights is a time honored tradition of the right wing in America, so of course they can’t handle a monument dedicated to an oppressed minority saying, “Fuck you, stop treating us like second class citizens.”

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Ali | Cat of the Resistance

    When are they going to understand that we liberal commie atheists don’t hate Jesus? We’re cool with Jesus, generally, but seriously hate all the bullshit y’all been doing in his name.

    • MynameisBlarney

      They don’t worship THAT Jesus.
      They worship Republican Jesus.

    • Tallmutha

      I’m not really a fan myself.

      • Ali | Cat of the Resistance

        I’m okay with his Don’t Be a Dick and Maybe Let’s Feed Some Poors message. The rest of the bible I can live without, and have for years, quite happily.

        • Vericima

          ^^^This ^^^^

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    From my FB feed this a.m., an excerpt:

    “because real talk, you didn’t stop the future from coming.
    You just delayed our coronation.
    We have the same deviant haircuts we had yesterday;
    we are still getting gay-married like nobody’s business
    because it’s still nobody’s business;
    there’s a Muslim kid in Kansas who has already written the schematic
    for the robot that will steal your job in manufacturing,
    and that robot? Will also be gay, so get used to it”

    Full text of the poem here:
    http://ecc-poetry.tumblr.com/post/153369153630/revenge

    • ExecutorElassus

      omg, that poem is amazing. That’s some high-octane absurdist fuckery right there, kickin’ it like some OG BORF street-manifesto shit.

    • YoNastyBunny

      Everybody loves gay robots.

      • theCryptofishist

        Not if they’re played by Robin Williams.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Anyway, Hair is real mad about “sodomy.” Which, as we all know, is first on everyone’s list of concerns these days.

    Blow jobs are first on my list of concerns, but I’m willing to tackle the issue head on.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      iswydt

  • C4TWOMAN

    “This is why the Obama regime honored sodomy by designating the Stonewall National Monument in June of this year.”

    Why is this man talking about sex in public where the tender ears of children might hear? Are these for realz the same people against sex education at school? But it’s okay to talk about sex acts on the Internet.

    I haz a confuse.

    • YoNastyBunny

      Hey! you CORRUPT the minds of chil’rens when you show them how to safely use a condom or when they need to get their naughty bits.

      But we must explain to them the ways of the queersexuals, with their butt and scissor sexing, so that they remain pure for Jeezus!

  • Bill D. Burger

    Rightie Republicans and Cons and their Fundie allies, but I repeat myself, obsess over, ponder, worry about and discuss gay sex more, much much more, than any gay person I’ve ever known.

    WTF?

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/97/a4/3b97a4c44a81d2712d5f3217ebd0e6a0.jpg

    • MynameisBlarney

      They’re cravin that D?

    • It is no longer acceptable to spout off about those darkies- at least, and be taken seriously at the same time- but the ghey is all right to hate cause ya know, opinions and facts do not exist anymore.

    • Ricky Gay

      They actually kinda like all that stuff but only in a dominant/submissive way that makes them feel shameful and weak. Why must others like it so much and remind them of their naughty nethers??!!!

      • MynameisBlarney

        That’s why they constantly talk about cuckoldry.

        • Ricky Gay

          exACTly

  • Hutch

    It’s no longer first on my list of concerns, but I used to honor sodomy. My reviews were monumental!

  • NastyBossetti

    dismantling a Confederate monument for removal to a different location
    Wait wait wait… they’re dismantling it and moving it somewhere else. That’s not the same thing as just dismantling it, unless I misunderstand?
    It’s also not the same as dismantling it and then melting it down to be used in the erection of a statue of people engaging in sodomy in the town square, as part of a larger agenda to destroy American values. Again, unless I misunderstand.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      And I certainly hope you misunderstand. I want to see that statue’s erection.

      • NastyBossetti

        It’s gonna be yooooooge!

  • Treg Brown
    • Daisy

      Hi Treg!

      • Treg Brown

        Morning Daisy!

  • The Taliban destroyed ancient Buddhist cliff statues in Afghanistan for all of the same reasons. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c08d720d1f392b2240989318a2b030c0e20a451b2fe72eb2ed09aeb672b5a085.jpg

    Now the American Taliban has an open line to the White House.

    • Msgr_Moment

      I have yet to sodomized by an ancient Buddhist cliff statue.

      • Amy!

        Gives new meaning to the term “rock hard.”

        Also “reaching nirvana.”

        Okay, sorry. Done now.

      • Believe me, you’ll know it when it happens. It puts the OM in OOOMPH.

    • CriticalDragon1177

      Yes, but Trumps not going to tear down the Stonewall Inn. He won’t make New York tear it down and he can’t anyway. Even is someone takes it upon themselves to destroy it, unlike those Buddha statues, they’ll be rebuilt.

      • arundel

        The guy who wrote this piece is obviously a laughable hateful idiot. Who seems not to know that the building housing Stonewall is a privately owned piece of valuable real estate that NO one can “order” destroyed on a whim. What a fucking asshole.

        Also, Trump is a cosmopolitan New Yorker who, to his credit, has never had a problem with gay people in the 30 years I’ve been painfully aware of him. (I realize Pence and some appointees are another story..)

        Can’t believe I’m wasting time addressing the hateful fantasy of some Confederate hick moron. But booze makes you do things.. :)

    • arundel

      The destruction of those Buddha statues in Bamiyan, Afgh. really was a crime against humanity and culture and history, monstrous. Can’t even snark.

  • There will never again be unity in America.
    But but but KaC says Hashtag it will! If we just give him a chance! I have a confused by so many conflicting right wing talking points- Is this guy telling us that Team Trump is lying?

    • Jamoche

      It’s the authoritarian version of unity – “Father knows best!”

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Dude talks about “honoring sodomy” not once, but twice, in that. I’m going to guess, “Unhealthy fixation on acts he’s not allowed to commit” for $1000, Alex.

    Not to mention, sodomy is not a homosexual-specific act (although the crime of sodomy has only ever basically been charged against teh geyz, historically-speaking). And if he is actually hetero, he sounds like he should try it on occasion (if he could get any self-respecting woman to get near his shriveled, underused man parts).

    • Ricky Gay

      (if he could get any self-respecting woman to get near his shriveled, underused man parts). Bleh, too much Hair!

  • TJ Barke

    The country that these people think is America, really should be destroyed.

  • laughingnome

    Today we are all sodomites.

    • …well….everyday….

      • laughingnome

        Especially Friday.

        • Ali | Cat of the Resistance

          Twice on Sunday.

    • OrG

      What about yesterday,and tomorrow?

      • therblig

        yesterday, we were sodomays. tomorrow we’ll be sodowills

  • Crystalclear12

    Lately, the stupid has been like an alarm clock without a snooze button.

  • FauxAntocles

    So consensual sex is worse than slavery – ooookay…

    • La Resistance O’hontas

      Because Jesus. How can you not understand? It’s in the bibble someplace.

    • Ali | Cat of the Resistance

      I think that is literally a plausible interpretation of the bible. I’m pretty sure there are slaves and selling humans into servitude while there’s that bible verse about thou shalt not stick thy turgid member in another man’s poop chute.

      • There really isn’t a bibble verse on poop chute sticking tho, hence the loop hole.
        There IS a couple things about mouth chute sticking and seed spilling on the ground, tho

        • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

          Does a sock count as “ground”? Asking for a friend.

          • erm, dunno. Might be another loop hole!
            Also, sock, really? Wouldn’t that chaffe and dry out your skin? I do not have an outty so I do not know these things, but I am thinking constant friction with cotton would be no bueno

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            Depends on the sock! I prefer a nice….my friend prefers a nice fluffy sock and turns it inside out, then starts with an application of a bit of lotion. I…he really likes to make an occasion of it…anyway. Enjoy your lunch!

          • Shan

            I did not know about the sock thing until watching Weeds and the teenage son clogged up the sewer system because of flushing his socks down the toilet.

            By then, my own teenage son was already doing all his OWN laundry so it wasn’t an issue in my house.

        • aureolaborealis

          And wasn’t the seed-spilling reference about not pulling out when you fuck your dead brother’s wife so he can have an heir?
          Or have I misremembered?

  • Señor Skwerl!

    What about the Republicans wanting to honor oral sodomy by putting a blue dress into the Smithsonian?

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      If we want a monument to fellatio, we need to put John Glenn’s corvette in the Air & Space museum.

  • anwisok

    This seems like more magical thinking. “If we say, ‘Radical Islamic Terrorist,’ we win!” “If you stop calling out racism, racism goes away!” “If we tear down the Stonewall Inn, the Gheys lose!”

    • C4TWOMAN

      I read “Greys” and wondered what you had against space aliens.
      =^-^=

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        Could also be discrimination against the oldz, but we prefer “silver” thankyouverymuch (please see: Centrum Silver).

      • calliecallie

        Or seniors.

      • Ali | Cat of the Resistance

        The Minbari had a sadz for a moment.

      • PubOption

        Could be another reference to the traitors.

    • AntiDerpomeme

      It’s all about “punishing” the other side. There is no reason or rationality for it, they just want to be able to act out their childish aggressions on those people that they hate because they are different.

  • AntiDerpomeme

    Well, good luck with that. Trump may be (and is) an irredeemable asshole, but he could give a rat’s ass about homosexuals. You’d be much better off waiting for impeachment and then trying again with his rabid anti-gay-rights VP.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Some people say G.H.W. Bush choze that other guys from Indiana as an insurance policy against assissination.

      • beingreleased

        I heard it was because he reminded him of his son.

        • OrG

          Which one?

          • yyyaz

            Jar Babby.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Must have shocked their Fundie asses when Hair Furor said that “…I personally believe that marriage is between a man and a woman, but the gay marriage issue is a settled issue.” You’re correct; he doesn’t give a damn about the issue unless he’s baiting the fundie righties for votes.

      • Thaumaturgist

        Upfist for “Hair Furur.”

  • Blacktop Cadence

    But these guys are going to support LGBT rights I was told!

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      They’ll keep the Muslins from throwing us off buildings so that they can force us into conversion therapy and opposite sex marriages.

    • JesusWasAHippie

      Nah.

    • Oblios_Cap

      I thought Donnie was a lesbian.

      • theCryptofishist

        Ah, good, now he can grab his own pussy.

  • XtremeFeministRodeoQueen MLG

    When I woke up this morning, I had no idea the secret identity of Turgid Love Muscle Dude would be revealed on Wonkette today!

    • I for one am a little let down.

      • XtremeFeministRodeoQueen MLG

        Me too, because I had a theory he was one of y’all, showing up occasionally to shake things up with crazy, because who the hell actually says things like that?! This guy, apparently!

    • Maddogjohn

      Today, we are all turgid love muscles . . . ?

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        Just today? I must be doing it wrong…and yes, I’ll call a doctor if it lasts for more than 4 hours at a time. Thanks Obama!

  • Señor Skwerl!

    I say we just finally erect an giant granite penis statue in honor of patriarchy so these folks will have something better to worship.

  • La Resistance O’hontas

    I guess it’s up to me…

    He seems nice.

  • OrG

    Paul Hair?Sounds like a gay nom de porn to me.

    • Proposal: From now on, all liberals refer to merkins as “Paul Hair”

      • Msgr_Moment

        I was already calling it “pole hair”.

      • SeeTrain65

        “Diane Sawyer wears one. It’s stuck to her forehead.” – Dana Gould

    • Bill D. Burger

      Co starring ‘Rinsed Pubis’ ___ head of the Republicans Need Cock committee.

  • Msgr_Moment

    “Mr. Obama, tear down that Grand Canyon!”

    • yyyaz

      “Mr. Drumpf, fill in that ugly gash!”

  • elviouslyqueer

    Paul HAIR and Matt BARBER? Oh please, this is the best gay wedding invite coupling EVER.

    • How hilarious would it be if these two suddenly started getting invited to every gay wedding in the country?

      • MynameisBlarney

        I’d say that would be really fucking hilarious.

  • SeeTrain65

    Yeah, I always get “All Men Are Created Equal” and “Treason” mixed up, too.

  • calliecallie

    “There will never again be unity in America. The culture war is permanent and peace is impossible. But fighting back isn’t.”
    WTF? Was that the whole point of this melting pot experiment? Permanent cultural infighting? Those Pilgrims have a lot to answer for. Founding Fathers also too. E pluribus unum, my ass.

    • pah, they are losing the culture wars and they know it. I know current elections make it seem otherwise, but the country increasingly moves leftward, socially speaking. America is also too seeing yearly declines in those mega-hate-church numbers and at the same time more activism for social causes.
      Let em thrash and flail around; we’ll just beat em some more

    • TJ Barke

      We can’t have unity if there’s people that aren’t like us out there!

    • willi0000000

      “E Pluribus Unum” hasn’t been this country’s motto for a whole lot of years now.

      the pugs got it changed to “in dog we trust”

  • Spurning Beer

    I wonder what Mr. Hair’s views are regarding onanism.

    • elviouslyqueer

      He feels pulled strongly by them, and he knows they can’t be beat.

      • Spurning Beer

        Paul Hair’s grandfather changed his name at Ellis Island. The family name had been “Hairypalms.”

        • elviouslyqueer

          That shows a certain stick-to-it-iveness.

          Okay, I’m done now.

    • CriticalDragon1177

      What on Earth is that?

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        It’s how fancy people refer to “masturbation” in polite company so that everyone just presumes they’re talking about their portfolios.

        • Spurning Beer

          The term refers to the biblical Onan, whose actual crime was “spilling his seed on the ground” rather than impregnating his late brother’s wife, as required by God. It’s the basis for Catholicism’s condemnation of jerking off. Fundamentalists follow their lead.

          • therblig

            so, JOI?

          • theCryptofishist

            It was also the term used in the late 17 and 1800s, when they had a long freak out about masturbation. This is when all those Hairy Palm and Blindness Rumors got started. It was a whole bunch of totally unscientific medical hoohaw (as La Palen would say).

        • TJ Barke

          Technically speaking it refers to “pulling out”

    • willi0000000

      interestingly enough, the Onan company used to make generator sets.

      [ they were bought out by Cummins . . . believe it or don’t ]

  • QHarp, Mujer malévola
    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Where is that, the Land of Misfit Toys?

    • Bill D. Burger
    • MynameisBlarney

      “Surprise buttsecks?”

    • I used to see this thing every time I returned home from visiting Alabama back when I lived in Nashville. It always seemed sort of appropriate.

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        Wait. That thing is in Nashville? Where? My brain must be protecting me from that memory.

        • It’s actually in Brentwood – home of Marsha Blackburn. Sort more appropriate.

          http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/3289

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            Ah. Brentwood. That explains a lot. My clothes weren’t even nice enough for driving through Brentwood when I lived in Nashvegas.

          • Something tells me with my frizzy hair and slightly less than pale complexion that my clothes would never be nice enough for me to drive through there- even though I am like 90% honky. I should put a Johnny Cash sticker on my car’s bumper or something. I like him anyway and he is white enough to get me a pass.

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            True story: Johnny used to go to the same bakery my mom went to. When I was young and cookie-age appropriate, he’d always make sure I got one if he was in line at the same time. Wasn’t until WAY later I learned who the tall, nice, cookie-giving man was.

          • That is awesome. You had Johnny cookies <3

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            2016 blows for celebrity deaths, but I don’t think I’ve cried so hard for any celeb other than Johnny. He was just flat-out a Good Person. I’m just glad he’s with June, now. Those two were the real deal.

          • I heard rumors the Brentwood McDonald’s has valet parking.

        • QHarp, Mujer malévola

          You mean you never passed it on the way to Big Jim’s Boobie Bungalow in Pulaski?

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            LOL Not a lot of time in Pulaski, but if you want to talk Ashland City, I remember there was a really good catfish restaurant. I didn’t get out of Nashville a lot.

          • elviouslyqueer

            But you got out at least. That’s saying something.

            /throwing some Memphis shade

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            LOL I find Memphis amusing for the same reasons that I like Kansas City: You always have to ask, “Which state?”

          • QHarp, Mujer malévola

            Oooh, do you remember the name? I haven’t made it out of Hipster Honkytonk yet and I miss good catfish.

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            Honestly, I don’t remember. And this was when I was growing up a bajillion years ago. I’d trust Yelp more than I’d trust me.

        • theCryptofishist

          It might also be a time thing. Apparently stood up late 90s early oughts.

    • CriticalDragon1177

      Ah! Nightmare fuel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • It’s got jewel eyes…….whoa

        • AntiDerpomeme
          • NICE. War on Christmas nice!

          • AntiDerpomeme

            Hehe, yes! Maybe if I have time later I’ll add a garland or two around the neck. In the meantime, you’ll have to use your imagination.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            NICE. War on our sanity nice!

          • QHarp, Mujer malévola

            No words. Should have sent a poet. Also, it syncs up pretty well ‘Can’t Get you Out of My Head’ by Kylie Minogue.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            Oh now, now its even worse, now its possessed by Satan!

    • theCryptofishist

      Okay, seriously, this statue was built by a sculptor who couldn’t draw. Or sculpt. It’s an embarrassment. True confederate fans would be volunteering for buttsex if that got it torn down and a Stonewall outlet put on top of where it was.

      Or are these people as ignorant of art as they are of everything else?

  • fawkedifiknow

    I don’t know anything specific about this Hair guy, but I do recognize the classic symptoms of a closet case.

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    So THIS is the origin of “dumb as a box of Hair!”

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Robyn Pennacchia,

    Thankfully, even as president, I don’t think that Donald Trump would have the authority to force New York to tear down the Stonewall Inn, even if he wanted to. Also at this point, stripping it of its landmark status alone would probably do more to enrage people than it would to halt the progress of gay rights in this country.

  • calliecallie

    It’s just part of their greater scheme to sell and/or monetize all the national parks and monuments. Rather than tear down the Stonewall Inn, they might do better to find a corporate sponsor for it. Myself, being sadly Midwestern, unchic and not fabulous or gay, I can’t think of a good sponsor off the top of my head. (Aveda? John Frieda? Maybe it’s because of Hair, but that’s the best I can do.) But I bet some of you could come up with some good ideas.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    They might want to talk to the private citizen who owns it.

    • You know how it goes. Local government, unless that local government does something liberal, and private ownership, unless that private ownership is nice to the ghey

      • Carpe Vagenda

        It’s not even the bar where the riot took place. I think that’s a yogurt store now.

        • Nothing says gay rights national monument than delicious fruity yogurt!
          Also, it does not surprise me that these two pinched sphincters have not done enough research into this to learn that it is not even a bar anymore.

        • Thiazin Red

          Although, if you want Big Gay Ice Cream you’ve got to go to 7th street.

      • CriticalDragon1177

        Thankfully like I said in a previous comment, I don’t think that president Trump would have the authority to make New York force the owner to tear it down.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          President Trump couldn’t get New York to move homeless vendors on 5th Avenue under Giuliani.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            Which is why Stonewall will stay open, even if tries to appease people like Hair. In fact I doubt it will lose its landmark status even under Trump with a Republican congress.

        • snark-lurker

          yeah but PidD could say sumbuddy aughta burn it down & that could happen

          • CriticalDragon1177

            But than what’s to stop the liberal city of New York from rebuilding it? Not to mention that vandalizing the Stonewall Inn at this point isn’t likely to do anything but enrage people who support LGBT rights.

  • ok just saw a coca cola commercial with people singing America the Beautiful in a bunch of different languages.
    Is the right boycotting coke yet?

    • Bill D. Burger
    • beingreleased
    • MynameisBlarney

      Give ’em a few minutes.
      They’re not very good multi-taskers.

    • OrG

      Well,the way wingnuts do boycotts I bet Coke is hoping so!

      • I know, they could all buy coke and make their own youboob vids of them singing the song in american. That would show coca cola!

        • TJ Barke

          Let’s boycott Starbucks by going into Starbucks and buying from Starbucks but making the baristas say “Coffee for Trump”!

          • I feel like we really ought to troll the twatters and spread more boycott ideas for them to try.
            Protesting PP by donating pennies in Mike Pence’s name!
            Boycotting Kellogs by buying boxes of cereal and blowing them up!
            Boycotting Target by going there and buying stuff so we can stand around and watch people go into the rest rooms!

        • snark-lurker

          “youboob”? iz thiz a kinda sideboob

    • chortlingdingo

      Oh I actually really love that commercial. I don’t drink soda, but I almost wanted to buy a coke out of appreciation.

    • That ad is a few years old. And yes, they tried.

  • JVisconti

    What’s next, removing Rock Hudson’s or Liberace’s Holylwood Walk of Fame stars?

    • Bill D. Burger

      Grandma and Trump voter: “Liberace was……….ghey??? Oh..the humanity. Next you’ll say that Rock…wait..you did… (faints)”

      • Shan

        I didn’t know until embarrassingly recently that Siegfried and Roy were gay. It never really crossed my mind, I guess.

        • timpundit

          The tigers were their beard.

        • thewendyb

          Sometime, healthy people have better things to fill their minds with than what people the don’t even know, do in bed.
          l am like that.

  • Oblios_Cap

    If anyone ever declared War on America, it seems like it was literally The Confederacy.

    And then they stole our stuff and attacked our troops. War of Northern Aggression, my ass.

    • Randy Riddle

      Unfortunately, they still haven’t surrendered.

    • Historicat

      Call it what it was – the War of Southern Treason.

  • Oblios_Cap

    the Obama regime honored sodomy by designating the Stonewall National Monument

    So there’s a monument at the site that has the words “Honoring Sodomy” on it? That seems rather farfetched.

    • yyyaz

      Sodomy today, sodomy tomorrah, sodomy forevah!!

    • snark-lurker

      wood sodomy plz stop teh noize me gettin hedache

  • JVisconti

    the closest I’ve come to witnessing the War of Gay Aggression, was a kerfuffle over who got the next open table at brunch.

    • haroldpp

      I needed that chuckle. Thanks!

  • Thiazin Red

    Boy, do those strait dudes spend a lot of time thinking about gay sex.

    • CriticalDragon1177

      I have a feeling that many of them are secretly in the closet themselves, if you know what I mean?

      • Only their Sunday School pupils know for sure.

        • CriticalDragon1177

          Oh God no! Don’t even joke about that.

    • YoNastyBunny

      I’m saying!!! To think, without the sodomite/gaysplanation, most of their audience would only think that the Stonewall Inn was probably a Confederate-themed tavern in Alabama.

      • gesundheit

        I left NYC for a semester to teach in Stillwater, Oklahoma and was *delighted* to learn there was a Stonewall Inn there, assuming it was an homage-type name and it would surely be my favorite watering hole.

        It was, uh…. not.

        Oops.

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Paul Hair and Matt Barber seem downright reasonable compared to this guy

    Shoebat Hopes Trump Slaughters All the Gay People
    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2016/11/10/shoebat-hopes-trump-slaughters-all-the-gay-people/

    Oh but since of course Trump won’t do that, and can’t do that,

    Now Shoebat Wants Trump Executed
    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2016/11/10/shoebat-hopes-trump-slaughters-all-the-gay-people/

    • OOOOOoooooo someone is gonna get a visit from the secretservice!

      • Bad Tom

        SECRET SERVICE: Not him again! He is such a little shit.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, interesting. I suspect that if someone does make a move on Drumpf, it will be a disgruntled former supporter who thinks Drumpf has gone “liberal”.

      The monster has been unleashed.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Man, just… death death death death death. Didn’t anyone teach these folks that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, and the first thought of the thoughtless?

  • Anna Elizabeth, of Starfleet

    I’m having too good of a day for these assholes. Let me say only – if you want a war, Haters, Bring it. Bring it now. Bring it *TODAY*. This is one Fabulous Bisexual Transchick that is tired of your Bullshit, and ready for combat.

    It’s a Good Day to Die, Beeyotch.

    • Hellz yea Ms A! Glad you are having a fabulous day today ^.^

      • Anna Elizabeth, of Starfleet

        Thanx, Jen! I made 3 trips to the store, but they had a great sale so it was worth it. Coke 12 packs 3 for $9, Doritos 2 for $5, I’m stocked for the month, plus this is that month I needed soap, shampoo, Shaving Gel, Kleenex, everything.

        Now, I can relax.. Oh, I got white gloves to match my outfit, too. XD

        • puredog

          Fashion tip: Don’t eat the Doritos while wearing your white gloves. Especially after Labor Day.

          • Anna Elizabeth, of Starfleet

            Good tip, thank you. XD

          • thewendyb

            As if you did not know. So glad you are not eating Cheetos, lol.

    • Jennifer R

      Please never stop being this awesome.

      • Anna Elizabeth, of Starfleet

        Thanx, Darlin’. ~hugs~ I needed that.Finally done shopping, and I’m exhausted. XD

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      Pan/Bi-pride!

      • Anna Elizabeth, of Starfleet

        Represent! :D

  • Y’know, if these anti-fuckers actually had a little sodomy in their lives, perhaps they wouldn’t be so goddamn insufferable about everything.

    • Bill D. Burger

      The primary obstacles are getting passed those Republican concrete buttplugs they covet so.

  • Bigby

    Trump could bulldoze a building on Christopher St and his polls numbers would go up.

  • RJ (TO)

    I was down with the flu this week so I’m a little behind in my demonizing and destroying American culture and elevating evil. My bad :(

    • Jonny On Maui

      Next year get the shot. We need all hands on deck.

      • cat cafe

        Amen! Just got into an argument with a friend who’s laid out with the flu for a week EVERY YEAR, sometimes for two weeks, and often more than once, but refuses to get the “poison” shot. Told him he’s debilitating himself, perhaps cumulatively, as well as losing work for a week, not to mention risking infecting more vulnerable people in the community, all in the name of meaningless fear of a demonstrably safe, quite effective vaccine. NOT YOU RJ (TO). Just venting about my friend’s stubbornness. YOU, I wish well and hope you are feeling better and can rejoin the demonizing and destroying.

  • They’re still smarting over the Gay March Through Atlanta.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TU0gY9nFyY

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      They say that no house was spared redecoration or no woman a makeover on that fabolus march to the sea

      • Funny thing is, we were still able to keep ’em from trashing Savannah by plying them with liquor and prostitutes.

      • theCryptofishist

        It was flaming to be sure.

    • theCryptofishist

      That guy may be fat, but he can move.
      (Something we forget all too often.)

  • Bitter Scribe

    Silly Robyn, the Confederacy didn’t declare war on America. They declared war on the federal government, which, as everyone knows, is the opposite of America.

  • timpundit

    I don’t think this guy has ever dealt with a real pissed off drag queen before. And I, for one, would love to see it.

  • Fifth-and-a-Half Element

    I would comment that Mr Hair needs to get laid bigly-time, but I was banned long ago by the sensitive snowflakes at Barbwire. Woe is I.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/92413ff942c38a42eecc382b24f0a69dcb6b8e33f0a60c7c17d881902ca2a53c.gif

    • Mintie

      I’m sure your life is a desolate wasteland. My condolences.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Dude’s gay

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It’s pretty obvious it’s so.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Hate the sinner, love the sin? Herr Hair and his ilk seem a tad preoccupied with this topic.

    • Courser

      Seriously. I can’t imagine thinking that much about something I have no intention of engaging in. I’m one of those, “As long as no one’s getting hurt, do what you will” folks.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        Me plus also too, and I really hate baptist hair.

  • proudgrampa

    Methinks he protesteth too much.

    • Historicat

      So in the closet he can see Narnia.

  • DahBoner

    Right-wing nutjobs are nostalgic about the old days when the Stonewall Inn was just a hole in the wall. ?
    https://media0.giphy.com/media/kHkqC2vfhuNKo/200_d.gif#10

  • borninatrailer

    Hair and Barber wrote a book together? Not sure if serious.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Jeez, what a dick. So to speak.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Just cuz those two couldn’t get sodomized doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t enjoy it. Someone should tell them that oral sex is sodomy. Find me a guy who doesn’t like a top job now and then.

  • theblackdog

    I didn’t know that removing statues warranted removing an entire building

    • Hardly Ideal

      I was going to say, isn’t the Stonewall Inn kind of a solid structure?

    • JD Mulvey

      RWNJ Playbook Rule No. 273: Always wildly up the ante while claiming you’re only responding in kind.

  • Serai 1

    Can’t stand the existence of anything that reminds him he ain’t getting laid.

  • Alan

    Took me 10 seconds to find out it’s protected as a NYC designated landmark. I’m really tired of stupid.

    • theCryptofishist

      Well, Alan, all I can say is, Strap yourself in. It’s going to be a long, stupid four years.

  • Courser

    Dude’s last name cracks me up. Hair. It reminds me of a hair salon in Thornton called ‘The Hair Ball’. No shit. And it was one of those little hole in the wall places in the older part of a strip mall. Every single time I drove by, I’d giggle a little bit and think, ‘A world of no. Ick.’

  • notanncoulter

    can’t.
    stop.
    laughing.

    • notanncoulter

      you win the day with:

      “JUST A SECOND THERE. If anyone ever declared War on America, it seems like it was literally The Confederacy.”

      • cat cafe

        I also loved “I am pretty sure that there is nothing that progressives could do to engage in a War on America that would top, you know, actually declaring war on America.”

  • JMP

    Wait, how is it a “war on America” to tear down monuments to the worst traitors in American history? Fuck, the only way you can support those monuments is if you hate America.

    • thewendyb

      And HE DOES. Hate America, I mean, and his Turd covered self too.

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    On the topic of women wanting equality @jen_b_va:disqus was talking the other day about illnesses they used to assume were just in women’s minds, and she forgot PCOS, which is treated with the diabetes drug metformin. This guy is talking about progressives and I can almost here his disdain for uterine healthcare so he’d probably pass laws for insurance companies not covering drugs like birth control and metformin for PCOS. That is terrifying.

    • theCryptofishist

      Fuck, they always wanted to treat me with the pill–instant nervous breakdown…
      TMI, I know.

  • ShoveLiberalsIntoAFire

    Liberals’ idea of “freedom” is requiring a wedding photographer to film while one homosexual man is shoving his turgid love muscle into another man’s enlarged sphincter in the stall in the women’s bathroom at Stonewall

    • JD Mulvey

      More details of this lurid scene?

      • thewendyb

        Sorry, all the sad, baby Turd Can do is go fk himself.

        • cat cafe

          He’s already off doing that. So funny how these guys can’t help but out themselves.

    • Kooolest G

      I think you might be doth protesting a little too much there dude

    • thewendyb

      Bet you love buying guns with your Putin Paycheck, shitferbrains. Hope you take yourself out before you infect anyone, rabid pigdog lickspittle Trumpkin.

    • Jamoche

      Where’s that “Oh, this asshole again” bunny when you need it?

    • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

      God, you make that sound so fucking hot!

      Okay, no more fooling around! You get that sweet ass of yours to the tack room and bring back the mounting block, mister! Don’t make me wait. If you make me wait, I will come find you!

    • cat cafe

      It’s funny, when I think of a wedding, I think of a nice ceremony honoring the love between two people. There might be champagne afterwards, and some cake, and perhaps some joyful wishes from the guests. But you…. your thoughts seem to go in a very special, particular, suspiciously detailed direction…. Interesting.

      • ShoveLiberalsIntoAFire

        For heterosexuals, that’s true. But for homosexual men, their entire marriages are about raw anal sex.

        • JustDon’tSayDittos

          You’re touching yourself as you type, aren’t you?

        • PRW
        • cat cafe

          Again…. the suspiciously detailed description… how you must enjoy thinking about it!

        • theCryptofishist

          You are a little naive. There’s also a lot of interior design and teapot collections.

        • Bad Tom

          Not to mention planning for the destruction of the planet.

          No. Wait.
          That’s the Republicans.

        • glennisw

          You seem very fixated on it.

        • thixotropic jerk

          True that! Because homeromarriagero baked anal sex is utterly devoid of proqueerbiotics!

          #IDoMarriedRawAnalSexButOnlyForTheCumbuttchaOfItAll

    • Nasty Granny
      • Nasty Granny

        Not to mention stuff you made up while you were fapping.

    • sweet freedom

      How furiously were you rubbing yourself when you wrote that?

    • Last Hussar

      I think you are confusing wedding photographer with Xhamster

    • phoenix00

      So that’s how YOUR wedding went down? KEWL

    • glennisw

      You really seem to think about this a lot.

    • thixotropic jerk

      I did not know that was what Liberals’ idea of freedom was, thanks for that definition, SeriouslyInNeedOfATurgidCockInAnyOfMyConfusedOrificesTakeYourPick -Man! Hey at least you haven’t gone ammosexual on us yet, hopefully you never will and if popping in here to publicly stroke your Needle-SizedTrumpStumpkin in denial of your enlarged obsession with same sexxytimes keeps even one person safe from the violence you are also obsessed with, then our Decorated Wonkette Gay Rainbow Proletariat has saved the world — again!

  • JD Mulvey

    If Trump decides to go back to his awesome strategy of press officers who are really himself, “Paul Hair” would be a great pseudonym.

  • Jamoche

    Hair is real mad about “sodomy.”

    A guy named Hair is real mad about sodomy. I can’t imagine why…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwGfP98vGM

  • Kooolest G

    but if trump did tear down the stonewall inn, I know a couple of guys and a girl who could take that property and build a yooooge gold painted casino on the empty lot, of course their father would have no knowledge of that plan at all

  • puredog

    This post lends an entirely new dimension to the concept of butthurt.

  • bookish

    Arson in 1, 2, 3…

  • whitroth

    And the so-called “Tea Party” are, in fact, neoConfederates, who should have the vote take away from them for 25 years… at least.

    Oh, and how would this scum know about a “war on Christianity”, since, by their own definition, he’s a Christian Satanist.

  • Arse Grammatica

    Change the name to Stonewall Jackson Inn.
    Monument stays.

    • Me not sure

      Some people say that he and Lee were closeted lovers, believe me.

      • ken_kukec

        The untold story of how Lee lost his little round bottom at Chancellorsville.

        • Me not sure

          Bravissimo!

  • 3FingerPete

    Now if we can just open up Yellowstone for fracking things will really get rolling!

    • Me not sure

      Is fracking some kind of sexual euphemism?

      • 3FingerPete

        Yes. So is Yellowstone.

        • Me not sure

          Sounds hot and steamy.

          • Bad Tom

            Blows a load every hour!
            So bigly that hordes of people buy tickets to watch.
            Hourly!
            ——-
            “Faithful” is actually an ironic name.

          • theCryptofishist

            I was going to suggest that Yellowstone is an auto-fracking national park, but ironings always good.

        • JustDon’tSayDittos

          And rolling, for that matter.
          In fact, you’re just pr0n factory, aren’t you?

  • ShoveLiberalsIntoAFire

    To normal, healthy people, shoving one’s crusty, infected, HIV infected ramrod into another man’s bleeding a***ole is an act of hedonistic s*domy. To liberals, it’s a “sweet courageous act that occurs within the framework of a loving marriage.”

    • Nasty Granny

      Hey TLM, be sure to contact your physician if that rage boner lasts longer than four hours.

    • JustDon’tSayDittos

      So, not done touching yourself?

    • tehbaddr

      The Return Of The Throbbing Love Muscle! We’ve been waiting for you!

    • mml1996

      You’re back for some sweet sweet turgid rod shoving!

    • PRW

      You sure seem to have a fixation on this …

    • Dazza

      Dearest Shove, your material is getting old. Can anyone here help the ^^^ poor bottom out with the titles of some good erotic literature?

    • speaking as a chick, you have clearly never slept with one of us.

      with our consent.

    • sweet freedom

      Just come out already…

    • Sister the Resister!

      Got your paycheck? Access to the Internet again sooooo soon?

    • phoenix00

      Have first-hand experience? Your recollections are so vivid and real, it’s like you were there!

    • HorseChestnut

      To normal, healthy people, shoving one’s crusty, infected, HIV infected ramrod into a woman’s bleeding a***ole is an act of hedonistic s*domy. To conservatives, it’s “God’s plan for marriage.”

    • mailman27

      Should be “ShovelsLiberalsIntoAFireWhileLovinglyVisualizingGaySex.”

    • thixotropic jerk

      Come on now Captain Closeted, everybody here knows that you lurves you some of that crusty ramrod into a man’s bloody arsehole stuff ya knows ya just can’t get enuff! Plus now with added bone-us: I think it’s long past time for pics or GTFOH!!!!

  • aureolaborealis

    Most sodomites in the U.S. commit their crimes against nature with their opposite-sex partners, by whatever act-based definition of sodomy you choose to use. Just throwing that out there, apropos of nothing much.

    • Dazza

      True enough.

    • RepubAnon

      As opposed to The Donald’s plans for us all. Trumpski plans on sodomizing us all, without our consent

  • “There willis never again be unity on America.” By which he means, “Not everyone is going to agree with me and that makes me mad.” He seems nice.

  • theCryptofishist

    So much I don’t understand…
    “Reuters reported on Nov. 19 that Louisville, Ky. began dismantling a Confederate monument for removal to a different location. The dismantling of the monument is part of the progressive campaign to destroy all reminders of the Confederacy.”
    Moving to a different location is destruction? So, thought experiment time, if we have a monument right on the coast, at Ft. Sumter or somewhere and we move it to avoid sea level rise, then we are destroying it, whereas if we leave it where it is, letting all that wave action happen, we are saving it forever and ever? Okay, I guess I’m good with that…

    • phoenix00

      “I shot him…. to save him!”

  • azeyote

    better get use to it – trump is gonna be giving it to us up the ass for the next few years – without the lube

  • Kele Lampe

    If my name were “Paul Hair,” I would also be a deeply disturbed person.

  • great. now i have to go read harry potter 6 and 7 again.

    isn’t it time for GoT or something?

  • Greg Comlish

    Sorry Lady: NYC also designated the building a historic landmark so even if Trump removes the federal designation it will be still be legally required to remain a sodomy monument for time eternal.

  • The Librarian

    Those poor persecuted Christians being forced to live in America, where they’re not free to practice their hatred with impunity.

  • I don’t know why right wingers are so against sodomy-Trump is going to sodomize all of us.

  • hvdv

    Like Trump’s not into butt fucking. Uh-huh.

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