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Here, Wonkers, I made you a Halloween present! It is a drunk man yelling into a car-mounted PA system about Hillary Clinton for prison, and go to PrisonPlanet.com and Infowars.com, and also a thing about Bill Clinton molests 12-year-old girls, which is not actually a thing, that is a Trump thing (ALLEGEDLY), and next thing you know Trump and his minions will be complaining that Hillary Clinton has weird hair plugs, and also it is not on the video because I hadn’t started recording yet.

Why was I in Southern California without even telling you and buying you a Barstow Classic (teener of meth)? Because I had shit to do and also I don’t love you no more.

Anyway, be like that Barstow Man! Support your candidate loudly, and also drunkenly, and also on maybe a tiny little bit of a drug bender.

Murica.

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  • msanthropesmr
  • beingreleased

    He’s probably just auditioning for TrumpTV.

    • The Wanderer

      He’ll be the Floyd R. Turbo – American! – type who’ll give TrumpTV its grassroots appeal.

    • shastakoala

      Or an extra at a Trump rally.

  • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

    I hope he used permanent marker, so that years from now the stupidity will still be on display.

    • arglebargle

      I doubt he’s progressed beyond the coveted 64 count crayola box.

    • Taco Treg
    • Shawn Renee Ernoehazy

      It seems he was the passenger; I doubt this guy owns a car. Also, too, the owner of the car is just as crazed. I work in an actual mental health hospital now, with the outpatients, some are really ill; but none so far are infected by the Alex Jones form of paranoia. I will be doing a few shifts in the local ER to evaluate patients in crisis. I start after the election, I will report back if I see any “danger to others” patients with Right Wing Delusions. RWNJ “news” reports really seem to tap into the paranoia of the seriously mentally ill; it validates the delusions of persecution they already have.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold…

    • zerosumgame0005

      and it was about time, Hunter!

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

        • coozledad

          There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, except one with a bullhorn and a Sharpie.

    • OddMan

      Beautiful Barstow, the gateway to Ludlow valley DQ, and fascinating Needles.

      • Paul Julian Gould

        And Snoopy’s Uncle Spike…

      • NastySnarkOff

        You forgot about the dinosaurs.

    • PubOption

      This guy has bats…in his belfry.

  • Scooby

    Make America Gripe Again!

    • kindness

      Make America Drunk Again!

      • Scooby

        I’m doing my part!

      • NastySnarkOff

        Make America Jones Again!

  • Dr.Zoidberg

    He’s the hero America deserves! His barely understandable ranting changed my mind – Hitlery doesn’t get my vote no more!

  • dslindc

    Anyway, be like that Barstow Man! Support your candidate loudly, and also drunkenly, and also on maybe a tiny little bit of a drug bender.

    Can’t I just continue to sip wine and tweet that #ImWithHer?

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Boy, Mr Microphone really has let himself go…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF4ny7KivzA

    • Pickle Truther (AntiDerpomeme)

      “Hey good lookin’! I’ll be back to pick you up later.”

      • coozledad

        In about three days, after this hangover wears off.

        • Paul Julian Gould

          Yabbut there’s a preventative measure for a nasty hangover…

          Of course that entails not sobering up, so there’s that…

      • Bigly_Gnome

        What a loser. If he was Trump, he’d just start kissin’ all over her right then.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • The Wanderer

      To which the Protestants massacred in Magdeburg in the Thirty Years War reportedly said, “Thanks for nothing, Frankie.”

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I’m sure there are a few irish priests who would like to speak to them :)

    • Bill D. Burger

      If you’re having Pope problems I feel bad for you son!
      I got 95 theses, but Transubstantiation ain’t one.

      • Paul Julian Gould

        I’m reminded of the NatLamp’s cartoon of Luther nailing his 95 feces to the Wittenburg Door, but I’m too damned lazy to find an image of it, so use your imagination, or find it for the rest of us… I don’t care, and get the hell offa my lawn, ya stinkin’ trick-or-treaters…. Oh… wait… I’m not at the front door?

        … never mind…

    • arglebargle

      Well that should just clear up everything. We’re all good now, right?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        You’re gonna have to ask Trump’s base. They seem to be the ones with beef.

    • John Orendorff

      This radical pope seems to be carelessly rushing into things that require more thought and caution.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Maybe he thought it was important that the voters knew about it before the election.

    • Ikimizi

      I seem to remember something about those Protestants having a problem with the whole idea of a Pope. Has he announced his resignation?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I think it’s supposed to be a kumbaya kind of thing. He’s been playing footsie with the high church for a while now.

    • The Bird in a Red Pantsuit

      I think this is a good thing. And long overdue.

  • Bill D. Burger

    In other words, “A Palin is on the loose in Barstow.”

    • weejee

      A Palin in the patootie.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    As I like to say, I don’t mean to impugn the characters of Trump supporters or Republicans in general. HOWEVER, I do like to ask some pointed questions. for example, if you are any of the following things, which major party are you more likely to vote for?

    a) racist
    b) functionally illiterate
    c) paranoid
    d) xenophobic
    e) seriously sexist
    f) fundamentalist
    g) psychopathic

    If your answer to any of the preceding is anything other than “Republican”, you are simply wrong. We know it, they know it.

    How do they – by this I mean mainstream, somewhat sane republicans (there are still some), – just accept this state of affairs?

    • The Wanderer

      My problem is that I have close-minded, well-educated coworkers who, despite full knowledge that they are voting against their own interests, are still willing to post a ballot for The Yam.

      • have you struck them with a printer of votes?

        • The Wanderer

          A 16-tonne weight of votes, along with arguments well expounded and buttressed with facts. I am rebuffed by repeated assertions that Clinton is a hideous lawbreaker.

          • Well, facts and reality have a well known liberal bias

      • Lance Thrustwell

        I think some of those types just have a religious-level faith in America – i.e., that it can’t be seriously, fundamentally harmed by Trump or anyone else. They think the separation of powers will see us through anything. I don’t quite share that optimism.

    • Gentle Robot

      what if i’m just unseriously sexist

    • Pierre_de_Fermat

      How do they – by this I mean mainstream, somewhat sane republicans (there are still some), – just accept this state of affairs?
      Hint: it ain’t just a river in Egypt.
      More seriously, they have not wanted to face what their party has become. They have long traditions of being Republicans (sometimes all the way back to “free soil” days). The “Southern Strategy” subverted that, though it was not obvious at first. As it became obvious, they contented themselves with the GOP members they knew. Now, with those old timers gone or driven out, they do not want to face what has happened. And how far they and the party they thought they knew have fallen.

      • Bigly_Gnome

        I have friends like that. They describe themselves as genetic Republicans because their families were always Republican, and that’s how they were raised. They remain registered Republicans because they can then vote in the primaries for the least-insane people on the ballot, fuck up phone surveys, and still vote for the sane candidates in the general.

  • Crystalclear12

    In this election season I don’t think there are any sober supporters left on either side.

  • Gentle Robot

    I gotta get one of those PA systems so I can tell people to get off the phone and stop tailgating me

  • Latverian Diplomat

    The Greeks had the Agora, the Romans the forum, and we…have this.

  • TheGrandWaz00

    Obligatory:

    *hic*

    • cousin itt

      I resemble that comment!

  • Nounverb911

    Is Barstow man the new Florida man?

    • nah…they need like 5,000 more of these

    • NastySnarkOff

      Actually Florida man is the new Barstow man.

  • shastakoala

    Needs more closed captioning. No maybe not.

  • Michael R

    No one has even brought up the time that Hillary
    flew both planes into the World Trade Center buildings .

    • Roadstergal

      I have received credible allegations that she shot JFK while abducting the Lindberg baby.

      • Dr.Zoidberg

        She faked the moon landing in her basement.

        • I am continuing to be impressed by her skill and flair.

          • Paul Julian Gould

            As well as ability to snag all that free time…

        • Doug Langley

          She planted the bomb on Deepwater Horizon.

    • Bigly_Gnome

      Don’t forget how she smothered that baby and misremembered it as a chicken in the final M*A*S*H episode.

  • Royal Ugly Hombre

    California’s 55 electoral votes will certainly be in play thanks to this man’s efforts.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Prison Planet starring Dean Cain and Tara Reid, coming to Syfy this fall.

    • The Wanderer

      Salusa Secundus?

    • Do not give that channell any more ideas

      • The Wanderer

        I think that the Syfylis Channel will be airing Son of Sharknado over the Xmas holidays.

        • I know i need to wash my hair that day.

        • Bigly_Gnome

          I may pass. I haven’t seen the previous Sharknado movies, so I doubt I’d understand what was going on.

  • SigDeFlyinMonky

    The losers gets Barstow and Barstow gets the losers.

  • Blender_415

    Dad, go home – you’re drunk… again.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Dad, walk home, please, you’re in no shape to drive.

      • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

        Pfft that car just jumped right out at him. And it was just some scrapes, just buff it out!

        • Latverian Diplomat

          Buffing is too much work! Just write “Clinton criminal!” over it!

          • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

            I’ll suggest it next time my drunk step dad scrapes 3 or 4 parked cars!

      • Nasty Duke

        Thatsh wha yer mah faborit chyl

      • Bigly_Gnome

        I was impressed by the fact that he was in the passenger seat. I thought, “How responsible of him.”

      • Iron Monkey

        I have to drive–I’m to drunk to walk.

        • kev

          that’s ‘too walk to drunk’.

  • Pickle Truther (AntiDerpomeme)

    OK, I watched. One thing:

    – Have you ever done something phenomenally stupid and embarrassing while high/drunk? Because based on his at-the-time relationship with gravity and stability, this guy seems preeeeety high/drunk. I wonder if he’s going to wake up tomorrow and wonder what the fuck happened to his car and then be mortified that he was such an asshole and in public.

    Two. Two things:

    – Thankfully he gets into the passenger side. So he’s not driving. That’s responsible, I guess.

    Er, three things:

    – After Mr. Patriot gets into the car and shuts the door, and right before the video ends, there is a flash, like somebody lighting up a crack pipe. Sure, it could be a cigarette too, but the flash just seems a bit brighter and anyway it’s irresponsible not to speculate. And that might be coming from the driver’s side. So I take back what I just said about responsibility.

    No one expects the Stupid Inquisition.

  • Vincent Ricola

    When I (maybe get to) retire, I’m getting one of those PA systems for my car and spending my days driving around and yelling helpful tips to anyone in hearing distance.

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      I may, just so I can use it to shout “LEAVE THE BRONX. YOU ARE ORDERED TO LEAVE THE BRONX.”

      • The Wanderer

        A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU IN THE OFFWORLD COLONIES!

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Why wait?

  • TheGrandWaz00

    Ah yes, Infowars, where I learned a couple weeks ago that Whitewater was the biggest crime in history netting the Clinton’s over two billion dollars. Yep, Alex Jones actually said this out loud.

    • Bigly_Gnome

      Does that mean Hillary has two billion more dollars than Donald Trump?

  • shastakoala

    He’s all set for karaoke night in the drunk tank.

  • kindness

    Can I support Hillary even though I’m not a drunk tweeker?

    • Doug Langley

      I suppose, but we’ll have to make an exception in your case.

    • Bill D. Burger

      If it’s OK with the staff at the asylum there, it’s OK with me.

  • cousin itt

    The midnight ride of Paul Everclear. One if by land, two if by pee.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Actually closer to the historical record than Palin’ version.

  • Ilgattomorte

    You know what would be great?
    On Nov 9th, this guys wakes up from a 2 month long meth and alcohol binge. He has an incredible hangover, finds out he lost his teaching gig at a liberal college and then, to add insult to injury, now has to figure out some way to remove a whole mess of Sharpie ink from a white car.

  • JVisconti

    It’s a shame he defaced such a beautiful car.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Hell! I knew the Trump Campaign had a crappy organization in CA____but this is just SAD.

    • Logic of Color

      Donald will probably even stiff the poor bastard

  • Erala Contratista

    One only goes to/through Barstow to do shit.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Or take one!

  • Mpeg

    Can someone just remind him when Hillz and Teh Donald were asked at Debate #2 to each Say Something Nice about their opponent? If they can do it mister drunkypants, so can you. SAY SOMETHING NICE OR ELSE

  • Fartknocker

    Barstow Dude better be careful. The last time a person stood in front of the Ecuador Embassy with a loud speaker and read the internet to Julian Assage, Time Warner turned his interweb machine off.

  • anon_the_great

    M’kay.

  • Was talking to my sister yesterday about our potential road trip to DC in the spring. We have agreed that this is contingent on Drumpf not winning next week, as neither of us are willing to spend time in that version of America. We also have a tentative agreement to assist in the refugee camps should the worst happen

    • JVisconti

      By the time you get to DC, check out staying at Trump’s hotel. They will be in a pricing war with Motel 6 by then and you might get a deal. And steal a towel for me.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Of course, the akvavit/tequila sushi shooter with a pickle chip will be the price of a small car by then.

        • JVisconti

          Saw that menu. I only like a cocktail neat with caviar floating around.

      • willi0000000

        it’ll be great if t’Rump can drive down the price of a good Motel 6 room.

      • Doug Langley

        Why, they could be selling wine by the shot glass by then!

    • cousin itt

      Are y’all accepting reservations in Vancouver? I’ve already converted my dollars to euros.

    • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

      Not sure about the time of year, course you’re Canadian.

      Went over summer once for work. Beautiful time to be there…unless you don’t like muggy (I like muggy).

      • we’ve been looking at May

        • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

          that’s not a bad one. I think that may have been when I went, it was muggy but not muggy AND blazing hot. It’s been like a decade so, I no remember anymore. I do believe the cheery blossoms were out though.

          • We were thinking that or during the Open Embassies week, where the Embassies open up and have all kinds of cultural events

        • Phoenixdoglover

          Consider early to mid April for optimum blooming, and nicer temps. I lived 5 years in “Ballmer”. Love DC in short bursts.

      • cousin itt

        Have you ever seen how big the mosquitoes are in SW Ontario?

        • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

          nope, never been north of chicago. But I imagine they get big in the endless forests of canada when the temp is right.

          • Size of a small plane. We also have black flies and deer flies. When those ones bite, they take chuncks out

          • Courser

            As a kid, we camped out in the Northwoods of Michigan and Wisconsin, so I can attest to the size of the skeeters. We had to keep my baby brother tethered so they wouldn’t take off with him.

          • Pteradactyls didn’t go extinct, they became mosquitos

          • cousin itt

            Fuck them. The only thing that makes it worthwhile is frying up fresh walleye and pike on the shore.

          • kareemachan

            Pike. Gah.

  • cousin itt

    What happens in Barstow, gets on the Internet.

  • Carpe Vagenda
  • Zippy W Pinhead
    • Carpe Vagenda

      Let’s see. How many strikes is that?

    • Bill D. Burger

      Gad, I hope they put that living pusswart in jail.

      • Paul Julian Gould

        He strikes me as a punk, without the intelligence, who’s just still pissed about being mistaken for Holden Caulfield all those years ago in high school… although he still has more zits than Ackley…

        Kinda like RNC PR BS (you can add the vowel movements) who still looks like someone who gets lots of wedgies and swirlies…

      • Bigly_Gnome

        He’s white. You can’t even put people in jail for the armed takeover of federal land if you’re white.

    • MizzMazz

      Ooh, and found this there too:

      https://thinkprogress.org/watch-donald-trump-casually-drop-the-c-word-in-public-83941827ea9a#.uvmdtkeuz

      Yawn. Just more ugly talk from the dessicated butternut squash.

  • TJ Barke

    Insert fear and loathing joke here:

    • Paul Julian Gould

      Have no jokes…

      Although, before I die, that sounds like one helluva road … ummm… trip…

    • Objectifer

      Bat country!

  • TheGrandWaz00

    I don’t think America can afford to be made this great again.

  • Ricardo Madrazo-Sechrist

    And they say Trump doesn’t have a get out the vote operation. (Are those pajama pants?)

  • MongoJustPawn

    “We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.” ~Hunter S Thompson (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas). Looks like somebody trying to follow HST’s example in a really bad way!

    • kareemachan

      Queue ‘Time is Tight’….

    • Bigly_Gnome

      I assume that fine gentleman’s Filipino attorney was driving.

      • Erala Contratista

        Thought he was Samoan?

  • anon_the_great

    Witness the stems and seeds of what started out as a perfectly pleasant night with teener of meth and a fifth of Everclear.

    • cousin itt

      Acapulco Gold is badass weed.

      • Toomush_Infer

        Yes. Yes, it is….

        • Paul Julian Gould

          Been years since that particular strain inflated my lungs… (although there have been many, many others over the years… wait… what were we discussing? Oh… yeah…)

          But the fond memories still have a certain glow about them…

          Just sayin’…

          • Nasty_ahughes798_woman

            I got some o’ that once when I was a fab teen. It was almost too beautiful to smoke..the color of old gold jewelry. I wish the dispensaries would line up some growers who grow old school stuff.

          • Paul Julian Gould

            Here’s a war story for ya… Back in the 70’s, I was home on my first Christmas leave in the military… My old buddy whom I’ve known since we were about 6 told me we had to go visit the little brother of a guy we’d known for as long…

            Trip around the corner, and I wandered into a garage, attached to the family’s old house, with all these big trash bags lined up against the back wall, one next to the card table bro was working at, a big hug and a three-finger baggie for old-time’s sake…

            One word… “Oaxaca.”

            Much wackiness did, indeed, ensue, and what was left, got stuffed down my shorts, as the militarization of our airports wasn’t really much of a thing, there was no metal, and there were only so many locations airport security would frisk on a guy in his dress-greens, and I was a pretty popular guy once I got back to Europe… *grin*

          • Paul Julian Gould

            And I do agree, that all the Cannabis Cup winners in the dispensaries are lovely, but some old-school is sometimes welcome… (and, sometimes available outside the dispensary environs… when one lives in a border town, some things occasionally do make their presence known… *grin*)

          • Nasty_ahughes798_woman

            That’s awesome! I did about the same thing at the house of some people I had met thru my sister. They had a large brown paper bag full of stick-less Thai on the kitchen table. We all sat around and got buzzed and talked and laughed, and got real hungry. So, as my sis and I leave, one of the guys says to me…hey, go ahead and take a good handful of that for your trip home. Got it home easily, probably in ’78. I was very happy and popular gal for some time! Ahhhh the good
            ol days.

      • tomamitai

        Is that still a thing? As an old with no kids I am not up on the current weed scene. I remember paying $40 for a half ounce of what was purported to be Acapulco Gold in 1977. It was gold in color, and it was very effective.

  • Have I mentioned lately how much I hate our stupid fucking election process? Because I hate it so very much. So so very much.

  • TheGrandWaz00

    Because that ad over there>>>
    made me have to see this.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwxNK9PR-m0

    • The Wanderer

      (giggles) Trump will nuke Denmark within 24 hours.

      • Can he find it on a map?

        • The Wanderer

          Hopefully he wouldn’t be like my late sister-in-law, who thought that the Persian Gulf was next to Panama. She graduated from a Christian high school.

        • eyelashviper

          He’s got his best people on it, they’ve got that Google thing.

      • Nockular cavity

        And make the Danes pay for it!

      • guppy06

        No, he’d confuse “Danish” with “Dutch” and nuke Belgium.

        • Querolous

          Danes/Swedes…same dif…so let’s nuke Switzerland!-Hair Drumph

    • Doug Langley

      And running after the bus is the attorney with the lawsuit.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Alas! No one was safe from the effects of Hair Turnip___not this poor man and not even his cat.

    http://www.soveryfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image.jpg

    • The Wanderer

      Judging by those eyes, the catnip’s some really potent shit.

    • eyelashviper

      Always love this…upvoted again and again.

    • MizzMazz

      Fuck Yeah!

    • mancityhombres

      that is well and truly beautiful
      and I’m stealing it just as soon as I get home.

  • georgiaburning

    Give this guy ten bucks for gas so he can make it back to Victorville

    • Anna Rompage

      Seeing this guy hasn;t been rounded up and placed in one of those fancy Obama FEMA concentration camps, I’m thinking he might be from someplace a little more off the radar, such as Trona….

      • bob hombre

        Ah, olfactory memories from my youth.

  • eyelashviper

    Meet the newest Trumplethinskin Spox…nice car, dude.

  • The Wanderer

    Yes, yes, Barstow Man. Calm down. I remember when I had my first beer, too.

  • OrG

    Can Cascadia leave USAmerica now? I am sooooo done with this shit.

  • chascates

    Our long national nightmare may never be over.

  • NastyBosGrl

    Maybe I’m just worn down. Can’t even snark; this guy seems like he might have schizophrenia. He needs help.

    Going outside. I promised myself I was going to quit smoking today. Not sure if it is possible.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      The only fix for this gent is full immersion in Venezuela. Send him with a Costco size package of TP and make him barter for a few months. He may have some hell detoxing, but as long as he holds onto those precious rolls, he’ll be fine.

    • Courser

      I’m not trying to freaking quit *anything* until after the election. After election, for me, I need to change a bunch of shit, including smoking.

      • Bigly_Gnome

        Looks like I picked the wrong election to quit sniffing glue.

    • OrG

      Thanks Reagan

    • Jon Sussex

      Random internet person says it is and hopes you do.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Donald Trump’s nominee for Secretary of State.

    • Bill D. Burger

      I was thinking Supreme Court nominee!

      • OneYieldRegular

        FBI Director?

        • Land Shark Hombre

          Too soon.

  • anwisok

    I like that he painted all that stuff on his car. It shows real commitment!

    • MynameisBlarney

      Nuthin, and I mean NUTHIN shows sober, reasoned commitment like scrawling stupid shit on your car with a sharpie!

      • Nockular cavity

        It’ll be a real good look come November 9.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Yup.

      • jmk

        It’s apparently a fad amongst the most blithering of the Trumpanzees – I recently drove behind a similarly-decorated car on the Long Island Expressway.

    • DainBramage

      To me, scrawling insane musings would be the only reason to get a white car.
      I want a car with an actual color, not white, silver, grey or black.

    • Iron Monkey

      His kids will be here with the commitment papers any minute.

  • Nounverb911
    • guppy06

      It’s November in Guam! Or do we have to wait until it’s midnight someplace with electoral votes?

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Trump attracts tremendous supporters. Believe me, they’re the best. Terrific people.

  • cmd

    I would sure give that car a wide berth if I encountered it driving.

    • Bigly_Gnome

      I don’t care if I had to crawl along at 10 mph, I’d keep that car in front of me.

  • Michael Smith

    We all know that Hillary got all of Trump’s supporters hooked on meth so that they would too stupid to understand how to vote.

    • Anna Rompage

      All they have to do is remember to cast their vote Nov 28th, otherwise known as Cyber Monday…

    • Bigly_Gnome

      That’s why they have to do it twice.

  • beatbort

    I’ll bet the mortgage he wasn’t even pulled over for suspected DUI by the Barstow cops. What makes me say that?
    Check out the skin color.
    And the political affiliation.

  • MynameisBlarney

    And now, things are about to get real…

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141611302

    “Former WH Ethics Lawyer File Hatch Act Violation Complaint Against Comey”

  • NastySnarkOff

    I think that’s my ex-husband.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      I’m not sorry for your loss.

  • guppy06

    Car has its on public-address system, no wheel covers on the drab rims…

    Off-duty cop having fun with his gubmint vehicle?

    • MizzMazz

      I bought an old Crown Victoria cop car. Didn’t have a PA, but it still had the search lights on the side, and the push bumper, no back seat, and was a hoot to drive, but it died after six months. I didn’t draw all over mine though.

      • Bigly_Gnome

        Did the lighter work?

        • Querolous

          Does it have a “This Car Brakes for Donuts” bumper sicker?

        • MizzMazz

          I traded it for a microphone.

    • kev

      Has anyone been able to reach the Chief of Police?

      • guppy06

        A “constitutional sheriff” if there ever was one!

  • eyelashviper

    Days of hysteria over emails on Weiner’s puter, while Trump is due in court, shortly after election, for defrauding many at Trump U, and for raping a 12 year old, yet nary a word about Trump’s despicable behavior in the msm.

    • willi0000000

      that wouldn’t be fair.

      [ . . . it might affect the election ]

  • Bill D. Burger

    Drunk and outta your mind. It’s really the ONLY way to spend some time in Barstow. Let’s be real. Amirite?

  • samrockton

    loud drunk stoopid and on coke.

    fixed-

  • At the corner, turn left

    It’s guys like that that make me proud to be a permanent resident of Japan, which is not to say there aren’t some really fucked up politics going on here too.

  • Jen B_VA

    Just this:
    It takes a real man to wear those pants.
    That is all.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    In Texas, he’d have a gun.

  • Master Contrail Program

    “He was just outside of Barstow when the drugs began to take hold. A colorful galaxy of trucker speed, gas-station sex pills, antacids, industrial solvents, assorted malt liquors………….and one teener of meth.”

  • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

    Here, Have A Drunk Man In Barstow Hollering About Hillary Clinton!

    Go home dead Bretibart, you’re drunk.

  • Master Contrail Program

    What a weak, low-energy P.A. system. Sad! He really needs to go full Blues Brothers on his mission from God.

  • goonemeritus

    The mentally unstable, a reliable demographic in the Trump coalition.

    • Oily Messiah

      While this maybe anecdotally true (a friend of mine’s father was a Hillary supporter until he had a stroke, which triggered paranoid episodes with similar presentation to paranoid schizophrenia, now he’s a committed Trump voter, unfortunately in both meanings of that word (committed)), I don’t like falling into the same “being liberal is a mental illness” garbage you see on WND etc.

  • Markuserektus

    He’s got a car, he’s upper class in Barstool.

  • jmk

    Ahhhh FEMA camps… the wingnut gift that keeps on giving.

  • Bigly_Gnome

    I am glad to see that he at least got dressed up to present his rant.

  • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

    Julian Assange? What are you doing out here!

  • Ergoetal

    He seems nice.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Huh.

  • DainBramage

    Was he wearing pajama bottoms?

  • Krombopulous Pichael

    cool car bro

  • bob hombre

    More to the point, why the fuck were you in Barstow?

  • Serai 1

    A little sad to be making fun of someone who should clearly be under a doctor’s care. I see people like this on the street sometimes, and I get scared I might end up that way. So no, I’m not going to snark at the (possibly homeless) man displaying his possible schizophrenia.

  • Nasty Granny

    Once upon a time, the water pump on Granny’s ’76 Sedan deVille died in the desert between Needles and Barstow. I must say, I was deliriously happy to get to Barstow. I wonder how many people can honestly say that.

    • Yr. Gma

      Del Taco AND Taco Bell got their start in Barstow. They also have TWO outlet malls.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        There used to be a place in Barstow where you could get really good root beer though. I heard it either changed or closed. Makes me sad.

    • kev

      Oh how I envy you. The missus and I plus our two dogs were stranded in Kingman AZ just before Xmas ((early 80s?) due to a VW minibus dying right out from under us after our months-long tour of the US Murica. Every place in town that repaired cars or sold used vehicles were owned by the same guy. All three of them. They did have complementary tubes of KY Jelly, due to it being the Holiday Season and all. If we’d only had the good fortune of breaking down sooner, it may have been near Needles or Barstow, or some other civilized place.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    That’ll work. I’m planning on a bender that lasts until November 9, 2016 or November 4, 2020, depending.

    • kev

      I’m down for four either way. Whether it will be a sunny four, or a very dark four, remains to be seen.

  • azeyote

    wonder if he’s optimistic about the resale value of that car –

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    It’s really weird because nobody has accused Bill Clinton of that particular thing, but everyone speculates because he and half a dozen others used to hang out with Epstein on occasion. I’m pretty sure not every single billionaire and high ranking politician is a pedophile and it’s not surprising they would know each other (also, apparently most of the flights with Clinton were taken with his Secret Service detail, so there’s that) but random paranoid internet goers need a conspiracy (I, for one, am very interested in what the NSA has on me).

    • kev

      I’ve seen sponsored content promising that a video of Bill doing a 13 year-old was coming from Anonymous and it would kill Hillary’s campaign. I did not click the clicky thingy so I can’t give you any more info. I’ve been seeing it for a couple of weeks. Once this nonexistent video fails to materialize, the RWNJs will then offer its nonexistence as proof that Anonymous was compromised/bribed/intimidated by HRC. That is how Trump’s base thinks.

      • alanb

        The real killer will be Hillary’s whitey tape.

  • nightmoth

    Nothing gets out the vote for your candidate like trashing your car with hand-painted slogans and drunk-yelling. Well done, Barstow Man, well done.

  • Yr. Gma

    Rebecca. Did you at least wave when you drove by my house?

    • Paul

      Hell no. She doesn’t love us any more

  • Vagendadentacohontas

    Has anyone checked on Florida Man? If he’s in Barstow someone should at least pick up his mail.

    • Pat_Pending

      Barstow has its own man and his name is Barstow Man.

  • Iam Reading

    I like the custom ink on his house/car.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    He dresses well.

  • Zyxomma

    What’s a teener?

    • justamakanik

      Half of an eightball.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    We were somewhere around Barstow, near the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold…

  • PRW

    Barstow, on the edge of the desert? He can’t stop there, that is bat country!

  • Greyhame

    Barstow is right about the spot where my ass starts going numb en route to L.A., but god damn it, I’m not stopping!

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  • Historicat

    and also I don’t love you no more.

    OK, that hurts.

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