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She totally faked her triumph over pickles too.
She totally faked her triumph over pickles too.

The Wikileaks, they are still leaking! And they are all fucking dumb. Sorry, Hillary-haters and scandal-watchers and basement-dwelling dorks, but the only thing America is learning is that Chelsea Clinton has gotten annoyed with all the cooks in the kitchen in the way the Clinton Foundation has been run, and besides that, we’ve learned deep, dark, boring secrets about how political campaigns are run.

But that doesn’t mean Donald Trump, his right-wing supporters, and his de facto supporters on the snowflake baby Left aren’t trying to make as much hay out of them as they possibly can. For instance, did you know that during the Democratic Primary, a leaky Wikileaky email says Hillary Clinton’s campaign called young voters “fucking dumb”? IT’S TRUE, we saw it on the Alex Jones InfoWars website, where the true things are!

infowars

WHOA IF TRUE, if that is what the email says! Let’s read the email for ourselves, which is easy for us to do because InfoWars posted it! Here ’tis:

email

OK! So in this email we have a marketing executive and Hillary-lover named Wendy Bronfein, commenting on Hillz’s strategery during the Democratic primary. Hillary Clinton is, of course, not speaking in this conversation. And during the primary, we know Bernie Sanders was attracting a lot of the Kids These Days, so the campaign was working on how to appeal better to those younger voters. And since we can read the thing, we can also transcribe the thing:

It’s sad but I’d also advise she needs a more trivial approach to her an [sic] arsenal. BS [Bernie] has made his campaign/movement symbiotic with a pop culture trend. HRC needs this kind of infusion to pull younger voters. And she may not be the best face of it so maybe it’s trending figures to advocate for her b/c that’s the crap that young people pay attention to. I hate to generalize a generation but by social media nature, they “follow.” So if someone they identify as cool endorses – they will likely fall in line with that candidate.

(Don’t forget Bill had “don’t stop” campaign song, that was a pop culture play and had his saxophone moments. It’s fucking dumb but being “cool” counts for more than it maybe should)

Wow! Now, using our secret liberal superpower of being able to read, does it seem like Wendy Bronfein, in this email we shouldn’t even be reading because it’s a private damned email, is saying young voters are “fucking dumb”? Well, we guess it depends on what the meaning of “it” is! She’s saying maybe HRC needs to do more cool, silly things, to attract voters who like cool, silly things. She’s saying it’s “fucking dumb” that they have to do that, but such is the world we live in. Which is true! Good god, Obama and Hillz have appeared on “Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis,” because it’s become generally understood, at least on the Democratic side of things, that a really good way to reach younger people is to do these fun, “cool” things. It humanizes the candidates!

Now, Barry Bamz is naturally better at that shit than Hillary is. Everybody knows that. (Remember when he slow-jammed the news? Or when he sent a Valentine’s Day sexxxytime message to Michelle on the Ellen DeGeneres TV show?) Bernie Sanders himself isn’t THAT great at it, but a lot of his famous surrogates were! So it stands to reason that, way back in February, some Clintonistas were emailing each other like, “Ugh, can we figure out a way to make Grandma Benghazi look hip?”

VERDICT: Alex Jones’s Infowars site is either a liar or a total idiot, or both; Hillary’s people didn’t call young voters “fucking dumb”; and the latest breaking Wikileaks revelation about the Hillary Clinton campaign is that it discusses campaign strategies, OMG, BURN HER, INPEACH!!!!!!!!!1111!!

[Infowars]

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  • msanthropesmr

    OT, but I just saw on the teevee that Trump had to wire his campaign 10MM, Because it’s running out of funds. So the businessman can’t raise as much as Sec Clinton, so what is he good at anyway?

  • Nounverb911

    “The Wikileaks, they are still leaking!”
    When does wikileaks become the spokemodel for depends.

    **I’ll go to my room now**

    • FauxAntocles

      More of an annoying drip, really.

      • H0mer0

        safety shake, man!

  • Crank Tango

    Jesus, weren’t these the same people complaining about how cool Nobama is?

  • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre
  • Nasty Astraea

    BREAKING: WikiLeaks has revealed that political campaigns are made up of people who have strong opinions about politics and political strategy!

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkrorgcoW1qbgi86o1_500.gif

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Aunt Pittypat libelz!

      • Nasty Astraea

        Good point. She is probably more sensible than the Breitbartians.

  • TheGrandWaz00

    “How stupid are the people of Iowa?” How stupid are the people in this country?”

    Actual Trump quotes, and not a peep out of them.

    • FauxAntocles

      Stupid enough to vote for him, at least.

      Stupid enough to forget to breathe? Remains to be seen.

      • Lark_in_the_AM

        Has Obama come out in favor of it?

    • Alan

      Fortunately, the people of Iowa may be smarter than I thought. 538 has a dead heat today.

    • Serai 1

      And he said it while talking to a crowd in FUCKING IOWA.

      • H0mer0

        at least when McCain dissed Western Pennsylvania, it was a slip of the tongue (or getting lost in the double negatives.)

  • Lefty Frizzell

    How many fucking thousands of emails have they combed through and this is like something of bombshell compared with the rest?

    I think there’d be VERY short odds on reading any other campaign in history’s emails since email was a thing, and finding a good deal more snark, bigotry, hypocrisy and quid pro quo corruption.

    This is all a big fucking snooze fest and anybody who thinks it proves anything about anything except that Hillary’s internal campaign staff are a bit dull is either naive, stupid, a lying bastard or all three.

  • Callyson

    By the way:

    Poll: Young Voters Now Coming Through for Hillary Clinton

    That’s nice, but is she doing as well as Obama did, WaPo linky?

    Today, in fact, Clinton looks like she might even outperform President Obama among young voters.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/33b72b2137df8aa97740d4840c121f70bd321dcfceab4b5d2c090724423761a4.jpg

    • limberrat

      Well, when one of them is a psychopath who might destroy the earth, that makes sense.

      • Doesn’t hurt that Johnson looks dumber and dumber every time he gets more press time…

        • limberrat

          And angrier.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            He’s lost his mellow. This is a serious issue. Need to up the THC content in the bong.

          • Querolous

            Supposedly he is abstaining for the duration of the campaign.”Only 10 more days and then I’m getting fuckin’
            wasted!”G. Johnson

        • Lascauxcaveman

          Gary Johnson is your high school friend’s cool dad who lets you smoke dope in their basement, but then he decides to hang out and ‘rap’ with you guys and after awhile it becomes obvious he’s just kind of an irresponsible idiot.

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            Fuck! You just described ME.

          • H0mer0

            IK,R? When they were “laughing” at my penis jokes, they were only patronizing me.

  • limberrat

    So I sometimes need to do shit I don’t normally want to do in order to attract the vote of those younger than me.

  • DainBramage

    Product Development: Our new product is the best thing ever. It’ll walk the dog, change the oil in your car, mow the lawn, mend loose roof shingles, wash your windows and give you the best O you’ve ever had.
    Marketing: Nice, but the kids don’t think it’s cool.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Engineering: You can’t pull that off, it’s physically impossible.
      Marketing: We must have this product, yesterday!

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Software Development: We’re ready to ship, if you don’t care about reliability, security, or that one bug we can’t figure out where it walks you and gives the dog the best O it’s ever had.
        Marketing: Then we’re ready to ship!

        • OneYieldRegular

          Administration: Screw it all. I’m going over to Wonkette to read the latest post.

          • vivian

            Sales: They’ll never go for this. Why can’t we just do it like last time?

        • Whale Chowder

          C Level Management: We promised it by November 8 and by God we’re going to ship on November 8!

        • H0mer0

          really? according to one of my sons, the other told him that our dog licks her clit.
          [they were young when they informed me of this. I still laugh when I think of it.]

  • boyblue122

    So when is Jules going to reveal all *his* emails for the sake of transparency so he can prove or disprove he is in cahoots with Putin

  • proudgrampa

    Well, it’s very obvious that this “Wendy” is an alias for Hillary. Duh.

  • AnOuthouse

    Who cares. The youngs never get around to vote because they’re never done fucking.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They’re like the Swedes in that respect.

      • mailman27

        Breaking news: Campaign sez youth are curious, yellow.

        • kbbaldwin2

          God – you are an oldz.

          • Querolous

            “I am curious, yellow” was a Danish film. I are oldz also too.

      • Querolous

        Yet theSvenskis get 83% turnout while we get 53%.

  • Bernie’s already blown that off, as he put it, if you were to read his campaign staff’s e-mails, you’d find a lot of bad things being said about Hillary and her supporters as well. Staff say a lot of things that don’t necessarily make it to the candidate or reflect the candidate’s opinion.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, you know, good politicians encourage that sort of candor, they want to get a real feel for what is happening, and having extra eyes and ears gathering intel for you is a good thing. You do have to evaluate the raw data you’re getting.

      Donald doesn’t get that. He gets ass kissing. It’s just one of the reasons why he’s going to get his ass royally handed to him on a platter by a girl in 10 days.

  • Suttree

    BTW fuck Lester Holt. Last nights evening news wikileak scandal was “Bill Clinton got paid for speeches” something something Clinton Foundation. Blah blah blah nothing illegal, but we just thought that we would have some “news” that doesn’t say shit, or explain shit.

    • proudgrampa

      Yeah. Sometimes I think Lester is a real dipshit.

      • Suttree

        He has a very nice speaking voice though. ..!.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Is he the producer of the show? Does he make the calls on what stories run in what order, or is he just a news reader? If he’s the former, fuck him. If he’s the latter, fuck him for not saying to the producer “Holy fuck do you WANT to make me look like a dipshit?”

  • limberrat
    • Suttree

      I’m going to inform Dan Rather of this! wait… shit….

      • proudgrampa

        What’s the frequency, Suttree?

    • boyblue122

      Probably payed his hotel $13K just to help keep it out of the red

  • anwisok

    In an odd twist, the comments at infowars aren’t really beating Hillary up for what the title claims the email said. Rather, they are, by and large, agreeing with the sentiment. Blaming in on Demoncrat indoctrination in the schools, of course, but still.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    The day is young here on the left coast, and already my eyes are threatening to roll out of their sockets and swim to Japan.

    • Daisy

      Mine would like to join yours.

    • vivian

      But it’s already tomorrow there… oops. Duh. That was your point.

  • Brian

    Trump does a dramatic reading of Clinton emails. No, wait, this is what he thinks.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36fD-ssrbEs

    • JohnBull

      I live here, and yes, it is a question worth asking. If we asked it more, we wouldn’t be the Alabama of the Midwest.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    It’s all they have left.

    That and comingling this BS with James O’Keefe BS.

    I actually have read things where the nuts are claiming things fraudulently alleged by O’keefe are allegedly in The WikiLeaks!!!! Sheeple!

    • RonPaulWins

      O’Keefe got Scott Foval and Bob Creamer fired and forced to resign, through only Parts 1 and 2. In Part 3, we find out, according to Bob Creamer, that Hillary ordered the Donald Ducks coordination, which is a felony. Hillary committed a felony. Hillary will probably be the fastest impeached president in U.S. history, I would bet her first week. Who is Bob Creamer? Top Democratic operative who has met at the White House with Obama at minimum 47 times.

      • Nasty Astraea

        Bless your heart.

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        We got one.

        Where’s the net?

        • RonPaulWins

          Yes, precisely. Have you read the Washington Post article about Scott Foval being fired because of O’Keefe, and that same WaPo article about Bob Creamer being forced to resign? You should.

          But first, you should watch Rigging the Election 1-4. Major election crimes by Hillary herself, her SuperPAC, her campaign and DNC.

          • vivian

            If being overly credulous were a crime, you’d be in jail. Critical thinking skills have you none.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            And that’s an understatement.

          • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

            Repeating discarded misinformation does nothing to advance the cause of the people.
            And doing it here is an exercise in masochism. Or Futilitarianism.

          • vivian

            (It’s Politeness Friday™)

          • DoILookAmused2u ?

            Who is Juan Carlos Vera? And why does it always, without exception, turn out that poor James committed libel when you look at raw footage?

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            O’Queef is indeed a giant of investigative journalism mendacious, badly edited entrapment videos that are slavered over by morons.

        • OneYieldRegular

          Ron Paul wins? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

      • Nockular cavity

        NOT THE DONALD DUCKS COORDINATION!!!1! faints

        • RonPaulWins

          It’s a felony to coordinate. Hillary ordered—and committed—that felony. Go watch Rigging the Election III on YouTube. Enjoy.

          • Nasty Astraea

            I would but I don’t understand Russian.

          • Nockular cavity

            Coordinate what? Pant suits? Explain, using your very own words, if you’re capable of that. We’re not flocking over to your malware-y spam site just because you call us sheeple.

          • H0mer0

            ima missing sumping* about the donald duck coordination. is it safe to google it?

            *”sumping” is too a word! I read it in Steinbeck’s “Grapes of Wrath”

            https://youtu.be/wXlkAOhjY1E?t=78

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Cretinous dogshit with a nym that indicates he’s a fan of a racist sack of neo-feudalist shit posts again!

          • RonPaulWins

            Nice ad hominem, if you were smart you would watch Rigging the Election 1-4, in Part 3 we find Bob Creamer admitting Hillary personally ordered the illegal coordination. FELONY.

          • vivian

            Oh fuck yourself with your ad hominem; if you were smart we wouldn’t be talking with you because you’d have better things to do than troll.

        • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

          Looks like a Donald, quacks like a Donald, waddles like a Donald. Ergo Troll.

        • Scooby

          Quackghazi!!!

      • vivian

        Well, what’re we waiting for? I mean, let’s start now and pre-peach her!
        Yeah, that’s the ticket! Only people that you like are allowed to win! Everyone else is a criminal by definition ipso facto! Maybe you could take over a Wildlife Refuge or something to protest. Or hold your breath! Yeah, yeah, that’s it! That’s the one! Hold your breath!

        • RonPaulWins

          Hillary is the only 2016 candidate who has attacked and destroyed an African nations, killing black men and women. If you read the “Smart Power and a Dictators Fall” New York Times story on Hillary and Libya from earlier this year, you find that Hillary insisted on arming the al-Qaeda ‘rebels’ who used Her weapons to perpetrate the Black Libyan Genocide. Hillary is the worst 2016 candidate.

          Separately, Hillary has committed an election fraud FELONY relating to ordering the Donald Ducks coordination. Hillary will probably be the fastest impeached POTUS of all-time.

          • vivian

            I’m not sure Putin has legal standing in the US, so your case is already starting to wobble. But hey, do the bidding of a Russian oligarch to make America something something again. What could possibly go wrong?

          • RonPaulWins

            Read this then Google: The Black Libyan Genocide. It was perpetrated by Hillary’s terrorists with HER weapons:

            Smart Power

            http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/28/us/politics/hillary-clinton-libya.html

            Libya’s descent into chaos began with a rushed decision to go to war, made in what one top official called a “shadow of uncertainty” as to Colonel Qaddafi’s intentions. The mission inexorably evolved even as Mrs. Clinton foresaw some of the hazards of toppling another Middle Eastern strongman. She pressed for a secret American program that supplied arms to rebel militias, an effort never before confirmed.

          • vivian

            Fun fact: Did you know EVERYTHING on the Internet is true? It’s true! I read it on the internet.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Fuck off and die, scum.

        • RonPaulWins

          Hillary kills Muslims. Vote for Her to kill more.

          • vivian

            Stupidity kills people of every faith, but that’s not stopping you.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Ron Paul kills brain cells. You are a prime example of his handiwork.

          • Nasty Astraea

            Project Veritas kills kittens on camera. Many people are saying. Stay tuned for secret undercover video.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Hillary Clinton received multiple emails from a Nigerian Prince [name redacted] who was clearly involved in an embezzlement scam. Also, there’s a lot of stuff about non-prescription viagra.”
    — Wikileaks

    • Shoto

      We need to convene multiple congressional investigations.

      — Jason Chaffetz

      • Latverian Diplomat

        “Nigeria-gate is out there now. We have to talk about it.”
        — Chuck Todd

        • Rags

          I just heard this from several sources (up there ^) so it must be true.

  • BloviateMe

    As long as pants were not worn during these email exchanges, I’m good.

    • PubOption

      Well, if they were coordinating their outfits with Donald Duck…

  • goonemeritus

    I do a lot of stupid things to maintain a healthy relationship with my wife. I don’t do them because I think that she is stupid. I do them to show I am willing to be stupid on her behalf.

  • Arolpin

    Why the fuck doesn’t the Clinton campaign come out with a statement like this:

    The email controversy is proof that the Trump campaign has NOTHING to run on. Yes, I ran a personal server while SoS, and it was a mistake and I obviously would not do it again. I also would have a separate email account for personal email, though the lying shit-weasels on the right would still see something nefarious about me sending personal emails.
    That being said, there were 2 emails, which were not correctly marked, that did contain confidential information, and that was a mistake, and I’ve apologized for that repeatedly. I ran my personal server because at the time government IT systems were sub-standard. I asked for recommendations from IT experts, government experts, and peers and based on their input, hired a professional team to set up a server to handle my email. My email was never compromised, unlike just about every government email server.
    Now these idiots are using illegally obtained email from my staff members, discussing the day to day operations of a professional campaign, and are trying to take small phrases entirely out of context to mean exactly the opposite of what the full reading shows. They are also taking conversations between staff members, discussing internal strategy and spit-balling ideas and flat-out lying by attributing those remarks to me. It would be like taking an email from a doorman at a Trump building and claiming that Donald Trump said whatever was in that email. (Though I suspect that no matter how bad it was, Donald himself is on tape saying something worse.)
    Yes member of my campaign team have disagreements; yes they argue about strategy; yes they discuss how certain things will play to the voters. The reason that they do this is that they are a professional campaign team, running a professional campaign, and part of that involves marketing and polling and focus groups and JUST HAVING COMPETING POINTS OF VIEW. None of this should be surprising to anyone who has run a successful organization of any size.
    Yes, my opponent appears to think that internal discussions are a sign of weakness. Maybe if he allowed people in his organizations to speak up and offer conflicting advice, he wouldn’t have run 6 companies into bankruptcy. Maybe he wouldn’t have lost money running a casino. Hell, maybe he wouldn’t be destroying his brand and his family name for all time.
    At this point it is blatantly obvious that all the email exchanges are going to show is a professional and winning campaign team, doing the heavy lifting of a national campaign, and doing their absolute best to ensure that we have covered every contingency and have a plan to deal with any eventuality that occurs during this campaign. I would GLADLY show my internal communication if my opponent would do that same. I know that any objective person would be able to tell the difference between a professional organization staffed by smart, dedicated people and a egotists vanity project, staffed by racists and yes-men and toadies and sycophants, and that one of these is prepared to lead this great nation, while the other is prepared to go through a couple more bankruptcies.
    Since all of the ‘shocking’ emails have been complete nothing burgers, and will continue to be there, I’m going to respond to any questions about those by directing you to contact Mayor McCheese for further information. Thank you.

    • boyblue122

      She has apologized for it a couple times during the debates

      • Arolpin

        As I noted:
        that was a mistake, and I’ve apologized for that repeatedly.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      You know, I was careful to have a personal email account, for, you know, personal shit, and a business email account when I was helping to run an ISP. This is…how shall we say it, the PROFESSIONAL thing to do. I didn’t discuss my yoga classes on the business account, and I didn’t talk about server meltdowns in progress on my personal account.

    • OneYieldRegular

      I don’t think Hillary Clinton needs to waste her time defending herself to her persecutors.

  • Shoto

    Context: How does it work?

    — Pretty much the entire MSM

  • Latverian Diplomat

    I would find it amusing if a leaker from inside Wikileaks released a fuck ton of Trump stuff Wikileaks has been sitting on all this time.

    • Won’t ever happen… Trump has no idea how to use Email…

      • YoNastyBunny

        And he commits all his stupid on the Twitters anyway…

        • kbbaldwin2

          You would think he would be good at, as those tiny fingers don’t overlap the keys.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      As if Putin gave them any of that…

  • bubbuhh

    That’s it? This is a scandal? Old policy wonky person should let her inner kid out to play in order to better communicate with actual voting age kids?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/be4f1750f641cee4e093ff742c1d999a2c48b54bfd8b48555d009f1b7faef555.gif

    • Shoto

      Good Kitteh!

    • Lefty Frizzell
    • A Grumpy Cat

      It’s really sad that in this era of technology, they can’t even be bothered to photoshop some damning evidence that Hillary’s “hit people” tried to crash Pence’s plane or something.

      Which I’m sure is an argument someone is making, right now, somewhere.

  • Shoto

    Quick musical interlude. Pussy Riot helping to MAGA.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-bKFo30o2o

    • OneYieldRegular

      Awesome. And having been put in jail by Putin’s thugs, these women know what they’re talking about. I was awestruck that Ai Wei Wei chose to have their music playing in one of the prison cells when he did his incredible installation at Alcatraz.

  • boyblue122

    Barry Bamz on the campaign trail for Hillary today

  • Nockular cavity

    This is the most shocking news since Climategate showed that researchers are sometimes kind of snide about climate deniers.

  • RonPaulWins

    Hey Mods:

    Why did you delete my comment with link to the 100 Most Damaging WikiLeaks?

    You have to hide the truth from your readers, to sell your “they’re nothing” lies? ?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, it’s because you’ve got a name that is patently false, because Ron Paul will NEVER win, as he’s a neo-Nazi assshit loser, much like yourself.

    • Arolpin

      Maybe because it links to a site that is insecure and is likely to infect your computer (at least according the the software that IT makes me run). Or the fact that it’s bullshit.

    • limberrat

      You seem awfully interested to have us click your link. What viruses or malware will this link provide? Anyone brave enough to click?

      • Alan

        Not me. Probably worse than porn.

    • BloviateMe

      They always delete spam, but Lori hasn’t given up.

      • H0mer0

        THAT’S her name!! (I was trying to remember. She gets a lot of roommates, judging from the avatar pictures. What if she goes from roommate to roommate, pretending that she just bought the McLaren?)

    • Alan

      Except there is nothing in them. Anyone who wants to can read them for themselves as I have. I assume you didn’t bother reading them.

    • Brian

      because none of the leaks are damaging and the headline is shit?

      Man falls out of plane 1,000 in the air, you’ll never guess what happened next.
      (he didn’t really fall, some one grabbed his arm and puled him back in.)

    • Suttree

      Because if you want to put 100 of anything on a blog you should probably start your own blog?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      It’s because only dorks use emojis

      • Pickle Truther (AntiDerpomeme)

        Awwww, :(

        • Daisy

          :(
          (I’m still sad that I haven’t found an eyerolling emoji in messenger yet. It would be so useful for conversations involving my guy friend. )

      • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

        ? better than all caps for irritation value.

    • AnOuthouse

      if you’re butt hurt over nothing burgers, today must end in ‘y’.

    • efoveks

      Charter schools in Kentucky really need to step up their standards of academic rigor..

      • Daisy

        We don’t get good trolls anymore, sad!

        • efoveks

          No, we don’t. :-(

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      Ron Paul wins? Wins what? Did he score a kewpie doll at the state fair in the ring toss?

      • efoveks

        Sucking like a Hoover, sucking like his gramma sucks eggs, sucking like a sexxxytimes pron star …

      • RonPaulWins

        It’s an old screen name. But Ron Paul won 12 terms in Congress.

        • Bub the Bad Zombre

          Louie Gohmert has won six. As long as there are substantial numbers of morons like yourself around, as well as gerrymandering, being elected to multiple Congressional terms is not much to brag about. In any case, perhaps it’s time you updated it to reflect the current reality…which is that Ron Paul is a fucking crank, with an idiot son who wears a poodle pelt on his head.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    This just in, Eisenhower thought “I Like Ike” was fucking dumb (*):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va5Btg4kkUE

    (*) Fact check, I don’t know how he felt about, but it’s plausible.

    • MizzMazz

      It’s catchy, but it doesn’t have a good beat, and you can’t dance to it.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Eisenhower was all about the dancing.

  • Our entire election process is fucking dumb.

    Should be publicly funded, no outside donations, the entire process should start in July with the primaries. The nominees are named by September. Election day happens on the first Friday of November which is a national holiday and lasts until that Sunday at 9pm.

    Automatically register all voters when they sign up for selective service and make voting compulsory. Offer free subsidized public transportation to and from voting places that entire weekend.

    • efoveks

      Add in free drinks for the poll workers, and I am so there!

      • kbbaldwin2

        Well, if they offer free drinks, I might go back to working in the polling place.

        • efoveks

          IKR? It’s a long day, and more work than people might think. :)

    • Suttree

      You fucking commie bastard! Will you be my friend?

    • OneYieldRegular

      Everyone goes to the polls. Everyone dips thumbs in purple ink.

    • Alan

      That would be too sensible.

    • kbbaldwin2

      Commie! (Or Canadian – same thing)

    • Serai 1

      *sigh* Don’t make me nostalgic.

    • Alex Grey

      You’re doing voter suppression wrong!

    • Querolous

      I am of more than one mind about reinstating the draft. How about when your birth certificate or citizenship papers are issued?

  • Bub the Bad Zombre

    Owen Ellickson’s “TrumpLeaks” tweets about how Assange has not been able to take down Hillary because a little old lady has been tying up the computer in the Ecuadorian Embassy’s library have been comedy gold.

    https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/791408609376677889
    https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/791409862836051969
    https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/791411053817057281

    • Brian

      will Hillary’s first act be invading Ecuador or having one of her lesbian ninjas just kill Assange in his sleep with the help of MI5?

      • Bub the Bad Zombre

        I’m hoping for the latter, myself. Ecuador will be happy to be rid of the stupid son of a bitch.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Toss his ass out into the street and the good guys of the FSB will do the rest.

      • kbbaldwin2

        Well, Hillary’s secret ninja is probably ready to go back to work, now that the Scalia caper is over.

  • RonPaulWins

    I dare you, Mods, don’t delete this. Let your readers see the actual truth.

    100 Most Damaging WikiLeaks

    http://www.mostdamagingwikileaks.com

    If you’re fake liberals who try to decieve your readers, you’ll delete it again.

      • Bub the Bad Zombre

        The only thing more probable than that is Hillz winning the election.

      • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

        Forget probable. Check back on the comments. We have another Red spy in our midst. Alert J. Edgar ASAP.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      You’re a persistent little fascist dog, aren’t you?

    • Daisy

      Flagged for spam.

    • Shoto

      I’m gonna take a SWAG that you skipped your Thorazine this morning. Sound about right?

      • H0mer0

        schizophrenic and hiccuping patients libel (yes, thorazine works for hiccups, usually in doses like 50mg.)

    • Brian

      do you know how to read? How about this, how about you pick what you believe is the most damaging leak and we’ll then tell you, hahahahahahaha, why it’s not at all damaging.

    • Oh, flagged as well

    • JMP

      Considering that none of the stolen private emails have revealed anything of significance, I’m guessing that’s just a completely blank list.

      • RonPaulWins

        You should read the first 15 in that 100 list. You have fun now.

        • JMP

          Yeah, I’m going to read a link posted by a troll using a brand-new account created just to troll this very thread with lots of insane conspiracy theories,a and whose handle indicates he’s a fan of an insane far-right kook with ties to white supremacists. Nope, sorry, but it’s rather obvious that what you’re posting is not at all credible.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Since you’re not even bright enough to cut and paste, I think not. Unless it’s another damaging risotto tips email.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Go shake your tiny fists of fury elsewhere.

    • Lefty Frizzell
    • Villago Delenda Est

      Dok, he’s dared you! Not triple dog dared, I don’t think he can count that high, but a dare nevertheless.

      It is really a pity you can’t send an electrical charge over the ‘tubes to the poster when you banhammer them, though.

    • DainBramage
      • efoveks

        Everything on the internet is true because internet!

        • MynameisBlarney

          What you say is true.
          I TOTES just saw it on the internet.

    • efoveks

      Aw, you cannot handle the truth you deluded little snowflakebot.

    • Nasty Astraea

      Do you like to dress up in your pimp costume to feel cool when you’re all alone at night, O’Keefe?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        That would be every night.

    • Jeffocaster in the desert

      Seems like you are a liberal…..with spelling.

      • efoveks

        Somebody loves him some apostrophe!

    • Pickle Truther (AntiDerpomeme)

      PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!1111

      • OneYieldRegular

        o/~”Look at me! Here we are in the parking lot! My friends cough ’cause they smoke a lot! Look at me, look at me!”

        (hat tip to the Trachtenburg Family Slide Show Players)

    • Shoto

      Hey Julian: I thought the Ecuadorian embassy cut off your internet? What the…?

    • MynameisBlarney
    • Lance Thrustwell

      I’ll address just one example of obvious misreading in your “list”:

      “And as I’ve mentioned, we’ve all been quite content to demean government, drop civics and in general conspire to produce an unaware and compliant citizenry. The unawareness remains strong but compliance is obviously fading rapidly. This problem demands some serious, serious thinking – and not just poll driven, demographically-inspired messaging.”

      This is taken as “1984-level-thinking” by whatever idiot is ‘interpreting’ these emails, but it’s precisely the opposite: the writer of this email is clearly bemoaning the ‘unawareness’ and ‘compliance’ of the citizenry, and admitting tacitly that the Dems are as much to blame as Republicans. The growing lack of ‘compliance’ is only a bad thing, he/she is saying, because ‘unawareness remains strong’.

      This is just ONE example, picked at random, of obvious and willful misreading.

      • Alan

        Ron can’t read. You’re wasting your time.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Ack! I think Dok just banhammered him. Darn it, I wasn’t done playing with the troll!

          Do you sometimes think that our overlords are just a touch quick with the hammer? RonPaulWins wasn’t being obscene or threatening, just stupid.

          • But it was a SAD little troll

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            How are we going to keep our snark claws sharp for when a smart less stupid troll shows up if we can’t spend time toying with the real idiots?

          • efoveks

            I read this after I posted. Oops.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            it was Shy

          • MynameisBlarney

            I, for one, thoroughly enjoy poking at trolls with pointed sticks.

          • But he dared me, Lance.

            I am not the kind of pixel that waits until the double dare…

          • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

            NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN, NEEDLES! NOBODY!!

          • Also: I just saw where one of your comments had been flagged, so we aren’t all that quick, no?

          • Alan

            I agree. Let him flounder.

        • efoveks

          Ron’s getting ban hammered.

          • MynameisBlarney

            He is currently indisposed.
            Ron is receiving The Ban-Hammer O’ Justice. Slow-like and dry.

          • OneYieldRegular

            And deservedly. Wonkette is not exactly where one should bring a humorless, solipsistic head full of boring conspiracy theories in order to rant about “the actual truth” everyone else is just too stupid to see when it’s right there on the internet.

      • Nasty Astraea

        A Time article he linked directly contradicts the accusation of illegal coordination between Clinton and a PAC, lol.

        • efoveks

          This is a poor representation of the school system in Kentucky. Just think what they could have done for the children instead of focusing on Hilghazi’s McEmails!

        • Don’t Grab Gosala

          See, you cheated when you clicked on the linky thing.

      • One reason why I have started stocking up on gifs is to save time responding to loudasses like that

      • suziq

        thanks Lance for posting this, I was going to click on Ron’s linky but looks boring. Question though, Is RonPaulWins saying he is the real liberal? But if he is a Ron Paul fan wouldn’t that be Libertarian which is totally different? Also too, what did Ron Paul win? Thought he retired like 100 years ago.

        • I think he won a Lifetime Achievement Award from the NAAWP

    • OddMan

      We are not ‘fake liberals’ around here, honey. We are the real thing. And you, darlin’, are out of your league. You better go away now before Doc gets here.

      Oh and by the way, your website sucks and is chock full o’nuts.

      I don’t want to waste any more time on you, so bye bye.

    • Apple Scruff

      Wow, it’s got it’s own domain and everything! So official. So real.

    • Sister Artemis
    • Love and kisses Shy …

      In a totally manly, just happen to be in the same locker room way

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        NO GROPING!!1!

    • MynameisBlarney

      Son…
      You are just slap eat up with the dumbass.

      No…wait…

      I just caught the ninja edit…

      *sighs*

      Now it is I who is slap et up with the dumbass.

      *looks up to sky and cries out*

      HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL BEER:30 GODDAMMIT?

    • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

      Lol i am upvoting this for the memories.

    • Serai 1

      DAMMIT. I miss everything around here. *pout*

  • I think that voters should demand to see Kellyanne Conway’s emails. I mean, if Russia, Wikileaks, the Trump campaign, and the media are going to keep insisting that we factor the Clinton campaign’s STOLEN internal emails into our voting decisions, then we should at least have something to compare them to.

    • OneYieldRegular

      “Dear Karl, please, please send more Demerol. 11 days left of this shit and I just don’t think I can handle it. Yesterday he wanted to know if we could get Clint Eastwood’s empty chair for a 30-second spot in f*cking California. Now he’s following me around and commenting on my ass.”

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Wikileaks attempted to release some scandalous Wonkette comments, but gave up when told comments weren’t allowed there.

  • Joe Beese

    More fucking dumbness, I guess.

    …Band also detailed a circle of enrichment in which he raised money for the Clinton Foundation from top-tier corporations such as Dow Chemical and Coca-Cola that were clients of his firm, Teneo, while pressing many of those same donors to provide personal income to the former president.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-bill-clinton-inc-hacked-memo-reveals-intersection-of-charity-and-personal-income/2016/10/26/3bf84bba-9b92-11e6-b3c9-f662adaa0048_story.html

    Nothing to see here, folks.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      It would be a Circle Of Enrichment if Bill passed money back to Dow through Teneo. Did he? As described it’s more of a Pyramid Of Profit.

      • H0mer0

        how do the underpants gnomes figure into this?

    • Nasty Astraea

      Chelsea Clinton appears to have good instincts.

      • efoveks

        It’s amazing to me how when Ronald Reagan exercised plausible deniability in Iran-Contra, he did not suffer accusations of bad management and avoided the taint of scandal, for the most part. A Clinton operative (seems) to do the same thing, but somehow it’s the Clintons, not an amoral contractor working in the dark, who are to blame. This Bland guy is some piece of work. IMHO, anyway.

        • Joe Beese

          [In 2000], at the age of 27, Band had entered Clinton’s orbit as that lowliest of Washington archetypes: the body man. He was the all-purpose aide who carried the bags, provided the pen, watched the clock, kept the cigars close, and ensured the Diet Cokes were always chilled. And after the inglorious end of Clinton’s presidency, Band had stayed on. It was he who had engineered Clinton’s transformation into a philanthropist-king, and over the years, the pair had formed a bond that was more like father and son than boss and factotum. …

          Band would later tell a Florida paper that his role with Clinton was “being him for him”–to completely inhabit his boss’s needs and whims and moods.

          http://newrepublic.com/article/114790/how-doug-band-drove-wedge-through-clinton-dynasty

          Yeah, sounds like a real rogue agent.

          • efoveks

            Hm, sounds like little Stevie may be a little creepy. And self important. Oh, this ought be good! (gets popcorn ready)

        • Serai 1

          Reagan came out of Hollywood. Clinton came out of Arkansas. There’s your answer.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    To be fair, Alex Jones is understandably sensitive about the phrase “fucking dumb.”

    • Latverian Diplomat

      He has more experience “masturbating dumb” however.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        “Wanking dumb”.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    You’re such lames

    go home, Boris. you’re drunk

    • TorgoTheWhite

      Are we the 3rd person present verb form or are we somehow acting as a plural adjective?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        we’re rich, luxurious fabric- gold lamés

        • TorgoTheWhite

          Well, it often is difficult to find the correct key combination to get that accent over the ‘e’ so that could be the case.
          More likely, though, is that he’s just a fucking twit.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            that’s why I love my Mac keyboard- overpriced, but convenient

      • kbbaldwin2

        yes

    • JMP

      Once again, it doesn’t make any sense for someone whose handle indicates they’re an extreme conservative to be calling others “fake liberals” as an insult. Maybe the idiot should have checked which burner account he were using before deciding to pretend to be a leftist with his trolling here?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Aw man…they deleted his post.

      And I was gonna reply with this truly brilliant and witty as fuck post.

      “How is weather in St. Petersburg this time of year, comrade?
      Is wery cold, da?”

      • Brendan_M

        That is my go-to for Putinbots.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      His problem is that his definition of “damaging” is like something out of an SNL cold open.

  • beavertank

    You raise a good question… Is Wendy Bronfein a Hillary-lover or a Hillary lover?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The italics make all the difference in the world, you know.

      • Querolous

        Without the italics we wouldn’t have pizza.

  • YoNastyBunny

    Hillary’s people didn’t call young voters “fucking dumb”…

    But I am. Young voters are fucking dumb. I was just speaking to A Young who was griping about how “uninspired” she is to vote for Hillary, why can’t she be like Obama, who she voted for in her first election, and “lesser or two evils” (because Trump and Hillary are equally as likely to get us nuked?) and why does she have to vote “against” Trump instead of voting “for” Clinton, huh???

    • efoveks

      Amazing this Young wasn’t wearing underpants on her head. At least she voted, uninspired as she was.. I wonder how she made it through the rest of the ballot, or if she just voted for preznit and figured her job was “done”?

      • YoNastyBunny

        Not yet… still has to mail it in and is ambivalent about it… *face palm*

    • Nasty Astraea

      There are always dumb Youngs. This generation has been a little spoiled by Obama. My first vote was after we’d had 8 years of Reagan and 4 of Bush Sr. Inspiring wasn’t exactly topping my list of things I was looking for in a candidate.

      • YoNastyBunny

        My first vote was for Kerry… And I’ll take “uninspiring” win over “disappointing” loss any day.

        • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

          Right? My first election was Bush v Gore. And then Bush v. Kerry.

          Oh god what a thrill!!!

          Once in a lifetime candidate is once in a lifetime.

      • Good_Trouble_Yall

        My first vote was against Reagan, which is how I saw it, and I was fine with that. And remain so. Sometimes you’re underinspired by a candidate, but the election isn’t for “my next roomie”.

        • Querolous

          Against Tricky Dick. No one was really “for” Humphrey.

          • H0mer0

            But he was a “Fiery liberal spirit”

            “second fiddle’s a hard part, I know,
            when they don’t even give you a bow”

    • Vincent Ricola

      When I was a young, my peers shit the pool by voting for Nader. I got made fun of all the time for being fine with voting for Gore because I was a climate change voter.

      Youngs aren’t necessarily dumb, they are just lacking the life experience that eventually turns idealism into pragmatism. They all get there at some point and get to complain about the new youngs. Then they die. Circle of life.

      • YoNastyBunny

        Yeah, I know. I’m totally laughing at myself because I can’t believe I have finally reached the age when I can say “Kids These Days…”, just like the folks use to say to me…

        I guess I’m annoyed by how the kids who came of age during the Obama presidency just take a Democratic Presidency for granted, especially given the gerrymandering that has taken place these last couple of decades and how obnoxious the 24-hour political news cycle has become. I think us Olds (I’m not really old, I’m 31 lol) really appreciate that the political landscape has NOT been trending leftward and what little accomplishments we’ve earned (Obamacare) aren’t threatening to unravel any second now.

        • Vincent Ricola

          Oh I feel your pain, believe me. I was in high school when the GOP was pushing their racism and “family values” all over the country. It’s really hard this time around to see the youngs opine on about how “of course a woman will be president someday” or “of course a black man was going to be president” when less than 20 years ago it was considered unAmerican by quite a bit of this country to tell little girls or non-white kids that they could someday aspire to lead the country. And I won’t even go into how gays were treated because it was so fucking appalling.

          I’m hoping this election can be a teachable moment for those youngs that refused to pay attention to anything before the day they were born. *fingers crossed*

    • Alan

      They’re not all dumb. The ones I know are smart and thoughtful. It’s the dumb old people who scare me. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fb67aa4973a625bd7589a8083dc16b000526d1a3fdfcfd47d771f27b51eb3f58.jpg

    • Serai 1

      Not all young voters are dumb, thank you. When I was nineteen, I got seriously pissed at a guy I knew (older than me), who voted for Anderson. “Gee, thanks for saddling us with FUCKING REAGAN,” I said to him. He then commenced to splutter about “sending a message” and “voting my conscience”. The usual bullshit. He was ten years older than me, so no, not all young voters are idiots.

  • Michael Smith

    This one was described by a link on Facebook as “worse than anyone could have imagined.” Again, this demonstrates the limited intellectual capabilities of certain portions of the American electorate.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Idno, it sounds pretty hip for a girl to be president, but maybe that’s just me.

    • efoveks

      Yah, although we do have cooties. :)

      • MynameisBlarney

        HAHA!
        I been immanized agin th’ cooties!
        I done growed up amongst kinfolk what was womerns.

        • redarmyzombie

          As a ghey, I already came pre-cootied.

          • MynameisBlarney

            LOL

    • Serai 1

      Nancy Drew and the Case of the Oval Office Door.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        The Hardy Boys and of the Snooty Girl Who Wouldn’t Make Sammidges.

  • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

    Too late I already voted!

  • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

    You guys I finally saw a jill stein sticker! In Austin, where the woo is strong. But not strong enough since literally it’s the only one I’ve ever seen. I bet they had to zazzle it on their own.

    • nightmoth

      I finally saw one, also in a college town (woo is always strongest in college towns) tacked to a bulletin board and I defaced it by writing “anti-science nut” on it. Thx, Wonkette for that article regarding her no vaccination stance.

      • MamaBrown

        Haha, I work in Cambridge, MA, the king of all college towns, and haven’t seen a Stein sticker yet. Quite a few Bernie fans who still can’t admit defeat, even now, but Jill? Crickets.

  • Anna Rompage

    In the latest round of Wikileaks, a WSJ reporter took issue with The Clinton Foundation receiving donations from businesses, and some of those businesses also paid Bill to come and speak to their employees…

    Am I missing something here? What is the issue with this?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Oh Jayzus H.W. CHROIST, ANNA!

      It’s the Clintons!

      You just KNOW they gotta be up to no good!

    • Berkeleybear94

      That the WSJ editorial board is scared of having Murdoch purge them for not towing the company line post election? They were always right of center as a business centric paper but they are the nice print edition of Fox these days.

    • (((parkii)))

      I can’t for the life of me figure that out either, like it’s somehow breaking news that a former president gives speeches for money?? And that a former president happens to have a shitload of connections to a shitload of influential people who donate lots of monies to good charities? STOP THE PRESSES!

      • Mehmeisterjr

        My college couldn’t get Mark Twain and had to settle for Artemus Ward.

        I blame Obama.

    • YoNastyBunny

      I’m sure they think that former political office holders are paid for their speeches with public taxes….

      I know a little bit about this because, working at a grad school somewhat alongside the office that plans graduation speakers, money is A THANG!!! A lot of our students gripe because Rock-Star-Politician-Person won’t come and speak for commencement, and “Why do we get this NOBODY person instead, huh????” They totally don’t realize that those folks cost a pretty damn penny that school does not have (unless the graduates don’t mind being served Goldfish crackers and tap water at the reception).

      • MamaBrown

        Truth. A friend of mine used to run the speaker series at the local college. I was always bugging her to get Studs Terkel (they always got old white guys, anyway-I figured if they were going to do that they should get one worth seeing), but he was very expensive (maybe about 40K? this was in the 90’s) STUDS TERKEL. Was too EXPENSIVE. These people don’t fly to your city, disrupt their lives, write a speech, and glad hand the locals for fun!

        • H0mer0

          I thought it was for EXPOSURE DOLLARS, as if Hillz hasn’t been over”exposed” already.

    • Serai 1

      I’ve wanted to slap every fucking idiot who came at me with that line about how Hillary giving speeches for money is somehow CORRUPT OMG. What world do these numbnuts live in, anyway? OF COURSE SHE GOT PAID. I sure as shit wouldn’t give a speech like that if I wasn’t paid. So they wanted to give her a shitload of cash, so what? She was the FUCKING SECRETARY OF STATE. Of course they’re going to pay out the nose for her time! Jesus, stupid fucking “voters”, I can’t even with that nonsense.

      • MamaBrown

        oh god, right? “GOLDMAN SACHS! What did she promise them??” Sheesh. If she was going to make a secret deal and offer quid pro quos to the evil Goldman Sachs overlords, why would she do it in a public speech? Why not just have one of her flying monkeys call Mr. Goldman or Mr. Sachs on the phone and take care of business? Good lord, I’ll retire to Bedlam

        • YoNastyBunny

          And this being Goldman Sachs–those motherfuckers have a direct line to the TREASURY already!!!!!! They hardly need Hillary to promise them anything when they have a millionty-one of their former workers working in the Treasury, the SEC, or lobbying congress, which is where the real shit gets done.

    • Stulexington

      Oh well you see it’s because some of them paid the Clinton Foundation first, then hired Bill. Because for some reason order is somehow important, like getting a business associate to fork over a couple thousand to your well recognized foundation is suppose to be infinitely more difficult then getting a $600k speaking arrangement lined up. So obviously they were tossing the foundation a couple thousand for the privilege of then paying Bill hundreds of thousands to speak at their thing.

      No, you’re not missing anything, it’s just dumb people who don’t think getting outraged about made up bullshit. Like they have for a very long time and will continue to to until the right gets some fucking standards.

  • a_pink_poodle

    Context and reading comprehension doesn’t seem to be a strong skill for many American’s.

    • MynameisBlarney

      I take offense that you claim that we Americans are lacking in contacts and raiding constitution!

    • Serai 1

      Many American’s what?

      • Usedtobeyellerdawg

        What’s on second.

        • a_pink_poodle

          No, Who’s on second!

  • JHan

    I’ve never felt more disgust in an election cycle. Everything is fucking dumb. Everything. EVERYTHING IS DUMB. The STUPID is so widespread it does my head in..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxCYbcVuWlk

    • (((parkii)))

      Same. I can barely stand anything at all right now.

  • nightmoth

    being “cool” counts for more than it maybe should
    And? This is a true statement. Anybody who doesn’t see it is fucking dumb.

    • Serai 1

      I just find her assertion that “this generation” is somehow more prone to a good game of follow-the-leader than her own pretty fucking funny. Yeah, as if young people never before had fallen in behind somebody they thought was cool. For gods’ sakes, if you’re going to sneer at a younger generation, try to make sure you’re not doing it about something YOUR GENERATION DID THEMSELVES. And every other fucking generation, come to think of it.

      • nightmoth

        Yep. I have embarrassing photos of myself dressed like Hollywood’s idea of a gypsy and sitting in lotus posture from when I was NOT a hippie. Sigh.

        • Querolous

          I had a disco suit. (runs to corner, hides.)

          • nightmoth

            Was it John Travolta white? Those looked great under black light.

          • Querolous

            Cornflower.

          • nightmoth

            ooooo–Pretty! I”ll bet you could cut some moves under those mirrored globes.

          • H0mer0

            is that you Disco Stu?

  • Rick Hill

    I always thought that Hillary should be doing more things like this to appeal to the younger voters:http://www.loupiote.com/photos_m/3761801598-skateboarder-superhero-street-fair-san-francisco.jpg

  • Serai 1

    It’s pretty clear that the “fucking dumb” wasn’t referring to the voters, but to the PR shit they need to do to get those voters’ attention.

    You know, I’d like to take a look at the emails of every idiot making a schtuss about this. How much you wanna bet we’d find things just as insulting and inflammatory? And how much you wanna bet they’d feel just as defensive about them?

    • H0mer0

      I constantly have to censor myself so as not to introduce snark into the medical record, or at least disguise it.

      • Serai 1

        Don’t you guys have those great acronyms that make it possible to insult someone directly to his face without his knowing it?

        • H0mer0

          well, hmmm: GOMER means “get out of my Emergency Room” which usually applies to frequent fliers of a certain age, LOL means “little old lady”, BIBA means “brought in by ambulance” and there might be a few more vulgar ones, but no, I don’t remember any of those clever acronyms if they exist and I’m also too much of a coward.

          • Serai 1

            Hm. I find it a bit irritating that ER doctors blame the patients for being there, instead of the fucking system that forces them to use the ER as a GP provider. But such are the times we live in.

    • Well if it makes you feel better, you can take a peak through my e-mails. Why you’d want to read a bunch of spam and 45,000 DNC solicitations (per day!) though, I’ll never know.

      But why would I put that type of stuff in an e-mail. I do the smart thing and put all of my “insulting and inflammatory material” right there on my blog: http://twoplustwoequals7.blogspot.com

  • Franko K.

    Hey women: Great review of hiLIARy

    http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/10/the-woman-is-a-disaster-camille-paglia-on-hillary-clinton/
    excerpt
    Which brings us back to Hillary
    and the so-called victory her re-entering the White House would
    represent: ‘If Hillary wins, nothing will change. She knows the
    bureaucracy, all the offices of government and that’s what she likes to
    do, sit behind the scenes and manipulate the levers of power.’

    Paglia says she has absolutely no idea how the election will go: ‘But
    people want change and they’re sick of the establishment — so you get
    this great popular surge, like you had one as well… This idea that Trump
    represents such a threat to western civilisation — it’s often predicted
    about presidents and nothing ever happens — yet if Trump wins it will
    be an amazing moment of change because it would destroy the power
    structure of the Republican party, the power structure of the Democratic
    party and destroy the power of the media. It would be an incredible
    release of energy… at a moment of international tension and crisis.’

    All of a sudden, the professor seems excited. Perhaps, like all
    radicals in pursuit of the truth, Paglia is still hoping the revolution
    will come.

    Camille Paglia
    was a speaker at the Battle of Ideas in London last weekend. Her book
    Free Women, Free Men: Sex, Gender, Feminism will be published next year.

    • JHan

      Paglia doesn’t understand civics so she needs to shut her mouth about politics .

    • JHan

      Paglia is one of these idiots crying about Revolution without understanding what the fuck that actually means and not understanding how our system of government works.

    • WomanInAMood

      Hello, new friend.

      • Shan the Nasty Libtart

        All the bestest friendsies read the Spectator.

        • WomanInAMood

          This one gets around. It’s M.O. appears to be long, badly pasted posts on a wide variety of sites. Somehow, it managed to bring up ISIS on a thread discussing Toyota safety trials.

          • Shan the Nasty Libtart

            I saw that. Oy.

          • WomanInAMood

            This one really needs to find a new hobby.

          • Shan the Nasty Libtart

            Or a new job.

          • H0mer0

            or meet the young woman whose roommate makes enough to buy a McLaren but still has to share an apartment.

    • JHan

      So you’re just going to paste Paglia and not discuss it? You’re a parrot? Engage her stupidity with us, we’re ready -at least I am. Come on, don’t be shy.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Wouldn’t trying to assign meaning to Paglia turn into a recursive loop pretty quickly?

        • JHan

          She really should stick to art critique and sex talk. She’s a damn mess otherwise.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            as a palate cleanser (pdf), the immortal Miz Molly’s takedown

          • Suse

            This is fucking wonderful!!! Molly – we need you now, more than ever. :-(

          • Cliff Hendroval

            Great – I’d been looking for it online for a while now.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            You know, there’s actually an info page on that from Archive.Org because so many people are looking for it.

          • nightmoth

            Lord, I miss that woman!

          • H0mer0

            upvote for Molly also too!

    • Carpe Vagenda

      psssssst. When you cutpaste word salad from another source into disqus, it fucks up the formatting. Awkward.

    • JMP

      So what we should care what a notorious misogynist loon says now because – ?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        But… she’s bisexual. Nobody who has sex with women could be a sexist.

    • Serai 1
      • Jen B_VA

        DAMN. Did I miss more wormwood?

        • Be Gin

          Missing anything written by Camilla just means you need to be congratulated upon your good fortune.

    • Suse

      Have you read her Yelp ratings? Dismal.

    • MynameisBlarney
      • H0mer0

        might give Hermes and Barbados “Slim” a limbo for their money…

      • Odd Jørgensen

        wonder if he will ever get to where he is going.

  • btwbfdimho

    to groups like AA, Hispanics and women

    Exactly, Alcoholic Anonymous is one of the most neglected demographic groups in the country, which BTW comprises more than half of the population.
    Shouldn’t the candidates debate about imposing tariffs on Russian vodka, or importing more Clausthaler beer from Germany? Discuss.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Inventory week is always so painful.

    • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

      Clausthaler was always my favorite, when I could find it, or afford it…

    • kev

      Has anyone studied what the the cumulative affect of free trade agreements has been on the retail price of alcohol? especially with regard to geographic US variables?(asking for a friend) ((who lives in the ohio area)) I’m trying to delve
      deep (or deeply, for you pedants ((you know who you are)) into the data. (for a friend).

      • Fancy Meau-Faux

        Free trade agreements can’t specifically target or favor certain products. So singling out alcohol for higher tariffs is a no-no. If you want to get nerdy you can read stuff from The Institute of Alcohol Studies, or The Journal of Wine Economics.

  • Kooolest G

    so let’s see, somebody who sort of works for hillary’s campaign sort of said that the stuff you have to do to get the kids attention is sort of stupid, and that’s a big deal?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36fD-ssrbEs

  • Mavenmaven

    Almost makes one nostalgic for swift boating and Willie Horton.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      The key word: “almost.”

      Of course, everything that Roger Stone floats is a nostalgic version of swift boating and Willie Horton.

  • whitroth

    ROTFLMAO!

    Let me get this straight: a 74 yr old socialist is “hip” “cool”? What happened to “don’t trust anyone over 30?!” (which was bs back then, too).

    And it’s a PR droid, too. We *really* need to pick up the space program, we can send the Important people, and their support staff, like PR people, to Venus, where they’ll be SAFE from Armageddon here on Earth. (Let’s see, they can be there floating in the upper atmosphere of Venus, which seems about right, since that’s where they seem to be now….)

    • Brendan_M

      Let me get this straight: a 74 yr old socialist is “hip” “cool”?

      Did you not hear Bernie’s folk album?

      • Suse

        He did a killer version of Blowin’ in the Wind.

        • Jen B_VA

          all we are is I am sick of hearing about your damn emails

          • H0mer0

            aren’t you thinking of the song by Kansas?

  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

    Surely Wikileaks is not so stupid they don’t realize that they themselves will surely one day (soon!!??) get Wikied? Of course they are, and of course they will, and of course I will laugh my ass off, and then I’ll look really stupid with no ass, but I’m an old who “never had much of a butt anyway”, so who cares…

    • John Smith

      I’m sure your button was/is very sumptuous.

    • Brendan_M

      They probably don’t use “6969” and “password” as their passwords, unlike the dum-dums at the DNC and Clinton campaign, so they’re feeling pretty cocky.

      Me, I throw hackers off with “5432” as my password. Oops, I shouldn’t have written that. Thankfully the delete button is right there next to the post button.

    • Loki1001

      Julian Assange is as ripe a target for hacking as the Russian government. And look what happened there.

  • Panika MCD

    can we blur the personal email addresses of people even if Wikileaks and Infowars are the dicks that didn’t do it in the first place?

  • Allen Jordan

    Supposedly there’s one of these emails where Hillary says that she doesn’t like Doctor Who and so the Whovian sites are blowing up. I’ve read the email and it’s a conversation where someone is saying it but it’s not clear if it is Hillary actually saying it. Which, of course, sounds exactly like every one of this emails.

  • Querolous

    So Someone named wendybeth 26 was trying to ask mbromfein “How do we say ‘Get on my lawn!’ in millennialese?”

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    The guy who set the standard for doing dumb, silly shit to liven up his presidential campaign was none other than Richard Milhous Nixon.

    https://youtu.be/8qRZvlZZ0DY

  • JackSavage

    I don’t know why she should not, because a lot of them ARE f@@@@@@ dumb.
    However, this interpretation of the email has utterly convinced me that Hillary Clinton and her staff have the utmost respect for her electorate, young and old. It shines out in her saintly face.

  • TRStrunk

    WOW, reading some of the dumb comments here by Hillary supporters proves the E-mail correct. Hillary supporters are DUMB.

    • glennisw

      Have you been watered yet today? Because you’re as stupid as a houseplant.

      • TRStrunk

        I’m stupid? You are the one supporting a lying, conniving, scamming, criminal but I’m stupid.

        Here’s what we do know. We all can forget everything we knew about the Clinton’s before 2008.

        Lets just look at this for a moment. 8 years ago Hillary knew she would be running for President. Don’t have to go back 20 years when Trump was just a businessman.
        So just 8 years ago. Hillary in order to spruce up her resume got herself appointed as the “Secretary of State” a very top position. All she had to d was do the Countries business overseas. Look after the countries security and she would have been home free.

        BUT NO! She couldn’t help herself. She had to buck the system for her own benefit. She chose to have her own unsecured server. No one else. She chose to lie about it. She chose to delete and then Bleach her server. NO ONE ELSE! SHE COULDN’T KEEP her nose clean for just 8 years knowing that she’d be running for President and would have the entire DNC behind her.

        Now you can go back in Trumps History (when he was a Democrat BTW) and investigate all his business dealing and see what he had to do in a the business community to survive. But 8 years ago Trump wan’t planning on becoming the President of the U.S. He threw that out there a few times but never made any effort towards it Like Hillary was doing. Hillary a person who’s been involved in Politics one way or another knew what needed to be done. Knew it would be best to keep her nose clean. After all she had to go through all this with her husband who was a Governor and the POTUS. But she couldn’t help herself and this is the person Democrats want running the country. NO THANK YOU!

  • glennisw

    Breaking news – the Clinton campaign campaigns.

  • Perrius Maximus

    Suck it up, kiddies. Play Doh and service dogs await you at nearby universities! The “basement dwellers” will now commence with fixing this country.

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