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His active bitch face is no prize either
His active bitch face is no prize either

Let’s get something straight, OK? Donald Trump didn’t call then-Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice a “bitch” in 1996, not at all. He actually said he wished she would be a bitch, because that’s how diplomacy works, through bitchiness. Glad we could clear that up for everyone! Let’s let CNN make sense of this for us:

The New York Daily News had reported in 2006 that Trump had told an audience at a Learning Annex convention speech, “Condoleezza Rice, she’s a lovely woman, but I think she’s a bitch. She goes around to other countries and other nations, negotiates with their leaders, comes back and nothing ever happens.”

Deadspin first resurfaced the New York Daily News story on Tuesday. When asked if she had any response to the New York Daily News report of Trump’s remarks, Rice simply wrote back, “Exactly. Can’t wait until November 9!”

Now, now, CNN, you want to include linkies to Deadspin and the Daily News, don’t you? Do we have to do all the work around here?

Anyway, it looks like the Daily News got it wrong back in 2006. CNN dug up (but doesn’t seem to have put online) archived video showing Trump complained Condi Rice wasn’t nearly enough of a bitch for his tastes:

Video from CNN’s archives located after initial publication of this story shows Trump saying the following: “I wish she was a bitch. I don’t care if she’s a lovely woman. I want somebody that can go and make deals. She goes to countries, nothing ever happens. Except sound bytes [sic].” The archived video only shows a small part of Trump’s speech.

So either Trump thought Rice was a bitch or should have been a bitch, but either way, that seems rather a rude thing to say, no?

Turns out Rice is no fan of Donald Trump, either; after the Access Hollywood tape surfaced all of a week and a half ago, Rice took to her Facebook to say “Enough! Donald Trump should not be president. He should withdraw,” although she refrained from calling him a bitch, somehow.

Just for the sake of confirmation, CNN tracked down Steve Felt, one of the people who attended the 2006 speech and was quoted in the Daily News piece, and yes, he also remembers Trump calling Rice a bitch:

“He went on a tirade about politics, probably 15 minutes into his talk about real estate,” Felt said. “Most people weren’t there to hear about politics and most people left. I left after about 45 minutes.”

By spring 2007, Trump, as is his wont, was apparently shifting his emphasis from what he thought of Rice to his complaints about how what he said was reported. Unfortunately, another partial video CNN found is missing some context:

A partial video, from a March 2007 speech in Toronto, starts with Trump mid-sentence, saying, “bitch, do you believe this? So I took heat,” before he goes onto explain what he had said about Rice.

“But what I said was this, she gets out an airplane cameras all over the place and she waves, ‘hi.’ She then goes and sits down with some dictator, they put the chairs at 45 degree angle and they have a photo shoot and she waves, ‘hi, hi everybody.’ She then gets back on the plane and she waves again and nothing happens,” he said. “Has she made any deals? Honestly, has this woman made one deal that anybody knows, even if it was a bad deal. I’d even take a bad deal. She doesn’t make any deals.”

If nothing else, we can be reassured that Trump made no more sense in 2006-07 than he does a decade later: We need a president who’s willing to be a bitch and get bad deals, because at least it’s a deal, and getting a deal is an art, and what exactly is it that you would want to make a deal for? Never mind. The deal is the thing. Now buy this book and this hat, bitch, and remember, Donald Trump cherishes women.

[CNN / Deadspin / NYDN]

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  • Nounverb911

    “Deadspin first resurfaced the New York Daily News story on Tuesday.”
    Deadspin? Does this mean that GAWKER is living secretly and vicariously through it’s other sites? Maybe we should out it.

  • Crank Tango

    “Donald Trump didn’t call then-Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice a “bitch” in 1996, not at all.”
    Madeleine Albright libel!

  • bubbuhh

    Donald(He don’t mind if we call him Donald, right?) doesn’t want to be a bitch cuz then he would be magnetically attracted to kissing himself and grabbing his own pussy and he just don’t like what he sees.

    • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

      Are you sure? I’m positive he thinks he’s a 10.

      • bubbuhh

        He’s not crazy about the hair, the pout or the pot. he blames Melanoma for all three.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    And even still he’ll win 20-ish states… At least the Evangelicals can hold their heads high when they vote for him… I’m not sure how, but since the God voice in their heads said Trump is a Good Man, they can be Proud of their votes…

  • Nounverb911

    Donnie’s just jealous that Condoleeza is a member of Augusta National and he isn’t.

    • Thiazin Red

      Also has good taste in footwear.

  • bubbuhh

    1996 – Rice was at Stanford doing education stuff. Probably, Trump said it in 2006 during his most busiest pussy grabbing period.

  • Msgr_Trump_has_killed_satire

    Hillz will make Deadbeat Donnie her own little bitch.

  • Thiazin Red

    What deal is she supposed to make? What is he even talking about? I really want someone to ask, describe a “deal” that should have happened using concrete examples.

    • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

      Donnie never gives concrete examples. They have a bad habit of contradicting his Deeply Held Beliefs.

  • Charles Wolf

    Time for Donnie to
    Float like a fart on fire
    And stink like fresh pee.

  • Creepoman

    Trump’s new book: The Art of the Feel

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Trump has certainly proven he can be a bitch, as in whiny little.

  • Joe Beese

    SHITGHAZI!!!1!!

    The driver of a giant blue bus bearing the images of Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine pulled over in front of an auto-parts store in Lawrenceville, Georgia, on Tuesday and emptied a tank full of human waste onto the street and into a storm drain. It left behind quite a stench.

    According to one local news report, when police arrived on the scene, the street was covered in toilet paper and the odor was noxious. Local hazmat crews braved the smell to clean up the dumping of dumps, and now Georgia’s Environmental Protection Division is investigating.

    The Democratic National Committee has issued an apology, calling the incident “an honest mistake.”

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/10/clinton-campaign-bus-dumps-human-waste-on-street.html

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      I guess they didn’t know what else to do with all that leftover oppo research.

    • bubbuhh

      Honest mistake? How bad did that town look and smell before they did the dump? Hope this doesn’t cost the Democrats Georgia. ;)

      PS Anyone start a GOFUNDME Sniff Clean Campaign?

    • Creepoman

      Picked the wrong place to dump raw sewage – that would be a bouquet of flowers in New Orleans.

    • cousin itt

      Donald’s Deplorables deserved a Walmart parking lot.

    • h4rr4r

      My family did this once getting on the freeway.
      Our camper had the dump lever in a place where a curb or pothole could hit it and it did.

    • Paganish

      Aw crap

    • Oblios_Cap

      Was Randy Quaid driving?

    • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

      By tonight Donnie will be claiming that Hillary was not only on that bus but deliberately pulled the lever herself.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    And in today’s edition of Projection Daily, Karl Rove says Obama is politicizing the presidency.

    • Huh? Has someone checked Karl for signs of dementia?

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Looking forward to your quadrennial meltdown on November 8 at about 7:30 Pacific time, Karl.

      • Nounverb911

        When did Karl escape from the mysterious ‘Mountain’ time?

    • TJ Barke

      He’s “politicizing” a political office?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        He shouldn’t have talked about the guy who’s been telling the world every tin pot dictator out there is a better leader than he is in front of a foreign guest.

    • arglebargle

      That fucker. I hope he sleeps votes with a lot of pillows.

  • JMP

    “Donald Trump didn’t call then-Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice a “bitch” in 1996, not at all.”

    I would hope not, considering that that would mean Donald Trump had access to a time machine, as Condolezza Rice was Secretary of State from 2005 to 2009; that would be a horrifying prospect.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Bitch is the new bitch, or so I hear.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    So he wanted her to make a move on Nancy O’Dell?

  • Oblios_Cap

    “I wish she was a bitch. I don’t care if she’s a lovely woman. I want somebody that can go and make deals.”

    From everything both he and his followers say, they should love Hillary.

    • JohnBull

      They won’t. For the same reason that Jesus forgives Trumps for his sins but not democrats.

  • JohnBull

    Be a bitch. Or be Putin’s bitch, maybe that’s what he means.

    • FauxAntocles

      Donnie is ready to be Vlad’s bitch from day 1!

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Thinned-skinned, little, orange, man-baby bitch says “What?”

  • JMP

    Why the fuck is the idiot so obsessed with “making deals”, anyway?

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Because it’s how he’s framed “being a shameless thief who leverages daddy’s money to get away with it” into a positive attribute.

    • MynameisBlarney

      That’s his con…er, scam….schtick…

      Ah fuck it. He’s a goddamn con-artist.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      It perfectly sums up his entire scam — what matters is that a “deal” gets made. That you bought something you can’t afford, don’t know how to operate, can’t use, or don’t need is irrelevant so long as the image is maintained.

  • Panika MCD

    OT – The Takeaway just quoted Project Veritas as a “news service”.

    • Is that like the “professional news gathering service” in Nightcrawler?

    • Thiazin Red

      Well everything else hes produced has been a total lie, but sure lets take this seriously.

    • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

      Ladies, gentlemen and Wonketariat, the very definition of ‘not even wrong.’

  • Crank Tango

    Damn, didn’t Condi have the biggest hard-on for going after the Russians too, pre-911?

    I wonder what made Trump change his mind about that kinda stuff?

    • bubbuhh

      I heard she had the largest hard-on in the GOPee. Cheney was askeert of her.

  • Justno

    By that logic I’m the ultimate diplomate. Who knew?

    New career here I come! At last a job I’m fully qualified for! Oh happy day!

    Thanks, Wonkette!

  • cousin itt
  • lucidamente

    Wasn’t she supposed to become Commissioner of the USFL?

    • Nounverb911

      Before or after Trump bankrupted it?

      • Royal Ugly Dude

        He moved on that league like a bitch.

      • lucidamente

        Yes.

  • Callyson

    Nineteen more days…

  • I never really thought Condi was a bitch, A Idiot, for sure, but not a bitch…

    • MynameisBlarney

      She’s neither, IMHO.
      She just used her extraordinary intelligence to serve the powers of evil.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Dr. Rice is clearly not stupid. I do think she’s kind of an idiot, though. I think when her father made her promise to be loyal to the Republican party, he meant “because it’s the party Jesse Helms and Strom Thurmond aren’t in.”

  • chortlingdingo

    OT, but I read something about this somewhere less awesome.

    I’m really concerned that after Hillary wins, the Republicans will do their absolute best to ensure that she gets as little accomplished as possible. Then, they’ll point at how ineffective a female president was and convince their entire base that women just shouldn’t be president and we’ll have another 100 years of only men in the White House.

    You see this all the time in other sectors.

    “This female CEO was awful! Just goes to show that women aren’t right for the job.”

    “Oh, we can’t hire another female director, look at badly this one did!”

    Meanwhile, Zack Snyder gets to keep making DC movies despite his first two being pretty awful and no number of failed male CEOs seems to reflect badly on the entire gender.

    • Nounverb911
      • eddi

        That has worked so well, Donald Trump is now their candidate as a direct result.

      • Crank Tango

        Here, I gif’d that one for shits and giggles–
        https://media.giphy.com/media/k7HbUC8jJTdgQ/giphy.gif

      • chortlingdingo

        Oh I was so shocked that they actually admitted that out loud.

        • SeekingBarbie

          It was one of the defining moments for me that the Republican Party was no longer going to do their jobs and help govern the country.

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            Me also too. And Limbaugh publicly hoping President Obama and his policies would fail was the second moment.

      • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

        That strategy worked out very well for them after the 2012 election.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Vote for only democrats then.

      I mean, make sure your Democratic candidate for Congress doesn’t molest kids or run with the KKK first, but if not… vote straight ticket.

      • limberrat

        Or in my case for state assembly, has had one lawsuit that the state had to settle and another lawsuit where he exposed himself to a female employee. He lost in 2014 and has deluded himself in running again. Gawd the local Democrats suck!

        • DoILookAmused2u ?

          I hate that.

          • limberrat

            Meanwhile, his 19 year old daugher is running for city council. She won’t win, but still.

      • chortlingdingo

        Oh I pretty much always vote Democrat when it’s available on the ballot, but I’m in Texas… so, it’s not always effective!

        • Texas is getting close. There are a fair number of polls showing it as a 3 way race

    • Thiazin Red

      Its amazing that when a movie starring a man doesn’t do well, its never seen as proof that we need fewer male led movies.

      • chortlingdingo

        Right? I see the same thing with non-white folks too.

        EDIT: And by that I mean non-white folks get judged by a single bad performance in the same way as women.

      • JMP

        Fuck, because Catwoman and Elektra did poorly, for a decade and a half no studio would make any superhero movies with woman leads, and we still have to wait until next year to get our first, along with the first one with a black lead since Steel.

        • chortlingdingo

          As much as I prefer the MCU over the DCEU, I’ve got to give it to DC for putting out a female-led movie after only three films when Marvel has about 15 and we still don’t have any.

          • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

            That might have more to do with DC having MORE good female characters, and ones who are interesting enough to carry their own books, something I don’t think Marvel has really attempted.

          • JMP

            Marvel has a lot of great female characters, both heroes and villains – but most of the best are from the X-Men books, and so Fox has the rights to them.

          • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

            Mmm, that would be why they aren’t springing to mind. I gave up on 20th doing anything interesting with the MCU a while back.

          • JMP

            There’s Storm, Jean Grey, Kitty Pryde, Rogue, Emma Frost when she’s a hero, but they’re all X-Men. Otherwise there’s Wasp and She-Hulk, though they were both created as female versions of male characters but are quite different than their sources, as was Carol Danvers who has more recently made it to that league.

          • chortlingdingo

            Marvel’a been doing better recently. Kamela Khan as Ms. Marvel is just lovely. But then, that comic has quite a few women working on it, which probably helps!

        • And everybody ignored how awesome Black Widow was

    • HanBarbara

      Hillary is good at what she does, and she’s absolutely tireless. As the Yam himself said, she’s a fighter who doesn’t quit. She will not walk in with the same naïveté that Obama had 8 years ago.
      Also, at some point, I believe that the American people will get fed up (yeah, I’m naive) and the obstructionists will run out of lame excuses.

    • They may well try to do that, and we can’t do anything to stop them from trying. We can try to stop them from succeeding, and that’s about it. Vote Dem down the ballot. Put as much or more effort into GOTV in 2018 as now. Give her a Senate and a House and some state governments that she can work with.

      And trust her to do her thing, too. She’s actually good at consensus building to get things done. Her whole history proves that to be true. As long as we support progress and don’t get all purity-happy, insisting on all or nothing and condemning any compromise, we will probably see some good things from her.

      • chortlingdingo

        Oh I just can’t wait to vote against Ted Cruz in 2018 when his seat is up.

        • arglebargle

          Ted leaves the seat up!!1!

        • kev

          i’ll be with you in spirit but no fucking way i’m moving to texas just for the pleasure of sending cruz to the unemployment line.

    • lroom

      Hillary can handle them. There’s a reason the Republicans are so terrified of her.

    • GOTV. Trump is historically bad and will probably discourage Republicans from voting. If so both House and Senate are within Democratic grasp.

      This gets not just a more left leaning Supreme Court but also hits the redistricting that is coming up.

      Remember Trump is terrible. Alleged Land Shark posted a link in the Sexxxy Obama thread about Trump’s field operation. I went undercover into the Trump campaign … To all intents and purposes his ground game doesn’t exist.

      • vivian

        What if it turned out that the few people he met in the offices were all working undercover for other news outlets and there weren’t ANY actual Trump supporters. It’s a bit of a stretch, but we’ve all seen footage of those “riots” where there are six angry teenagers and about 150 people from the press corps with cameras…

        • I like the way your mind works

          • vivian

            Thank you Play. I’m always surprised when it does.

      • malsperanza

        Latest Senate forecast.
        http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/senate/?ex_cid=2016-forecast#polls

        C’mon North Carolina, Nevada, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Missouri! You can do it!!

    • Justno

      I want a male lamp rule.

    • goonemeritus

      That was their exact strategy with Obama and he has been one of the most consequential POTUS in my lifetime. It is also important to remember that for much of Obama’s two terms he suffered under the misapprehension that if he bargained in good faith the Republicans will reciprocate. Hillary is under zero illusions about who she is dealing with. In conclusion, I think she will do great.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Also, us libtards need to be sure to give her US Representatives and Senators who will work with Hillary Clinton so she can get shit did. Always vote down ballot. In 2016 AND in 2018.

        • goonemeritus

          Even if we pull off the impossible and win the Senate and the house it will probably only last for 2 years. It is more likely we will win the Senate but not have 60 votes and the House will remain in the hands of Satan. That said Hillary will get a lot done and the Nation will keep moving ever so slowly towards a more perfect union.

        • theblackdog

          I want to but I am running into a serious problem with the Dem who is running for US Rep in my district. Anthony Brown is the former Lt. Gov. of MD who helped botch the rollout of the ACA exchange site for the state so badly that we had to scrap the whole thing and start over. He then went on to run such a lazy campaign to be the next Gov. that it got handed to a Republican instead. He only won the primaries for our district because of the name recognition but there has been no news or real campaigning from him since April when he won. Is this the guy I really want to be in the House if he’s already not doing anything? Not really.

          • YoBunnyBunny

            True indeed. But then I think it’s also imperative for Dems to also put up good candidates. Unfortunately our side tends to demur at the thought of running for public office: are we really smart enough? tough enough? good enough? And on the other side, every Common Joe with a fourth-grade education and oversized ego is running for office. The Right certainly has a deep, if not derpy, bench of candidates looking to run, and they’ve got us beat on that front. So maybe we just might start being the political candidates that we want to vote for.

          • theblackdog

            Yeah, and I think it’s also laziness because much of central MD is very heavily Dem so primaries are usually the one that matters. Once you get that, well I guess you don’t need to work so hard. It’s still BS.

    • msanthropesmr

      Carly Fiorina did bad all by herself.

    • Michael Smith

      I think they’re trying to that with the black dude now.

    • malsperanza

      Their effort to do this to Black President had a powerful effect: he was untouched and the GOP destroyed itself.

      But we must at all costs take the Senate majority so that they cannot block all legislation and slow down appointments.

  • Tallmutha

    Whatever he said, he’ll soon find out that payback’s a bitch. But I wish it were more of a bitch.

  • dslindc

    If bitchiness equates to diplomacy, I have some friends who should be the world’s foremost diplomats.

    • Justno

      Not enough up votes for this comment.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    Condi is just who Barack was talking about the other day… A Republican who full-well knows the scope and scale of the Charlie Foxtrotedness of a Trump presidency, but she shies away from calling him out for what he is and slinks into a cute, subtle little implicit hint that she might not support him….

    I’m trying to shift from genderized insults and slurs, so I’ll not call her a bitch… she’s just the same spineless worthless fuck of an American as all the elected male Republicans…

    • As those former service personnel said yesterday, Trump is a Blue Fox and possibly a True Blue Fox

      • Beanz&Berryz

        I’m not familiar with this Blue Fox thing… and Google gave me no insight… what’s a Blue Fox??

      • chortlingdingo

        I thought it was blue falcon?

      • calliecallie

        No need to ask what the fox says. He talks too much!

    • malsperanza

      Neither McConnell nor Ryan has said one fucking word about Turnip’s claim of a rigged election. And they are current leaders of the GOP.

      Rice is not in government anymore and is allowed to not go on the record about who she’s voting for. (She has, however, been pretty clear that it’s not Turnip.)

      • Beanz&Berryz

        I generally agree, with Rice not being in government and all, but she has a much higher responsibility than a rando-Republican on the street, based on her past jobs as SOS and with NSC and being a not dumb-ass, especially if a reporter actually calls her.

        Her sin pales to McConnell’s and Ryan’s, but she is a Republican Elder, and that carries some responsibility…

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    I hope Democratic Party organizers and contributors start working on 2018 on November 9.

    • At least DWS is no longer there

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        Meh, that’s over-played.

        I disagreed with her position on Payday Loans, but she has to answer to her constituents. As for criticizing the behavior of some of Sanders’ supporters at the caucuses, who wouldn’t complain about many of them being crazy as Trump fans?

        Many of them were flat-out bullying and not doing the DNC any favors by repeating agitprop. It was her job to get Democrats elected following the primaries, and that behavior was counter-productive.

        • She has also been frustrating any attempt to enlarge the areas where campaigning takes place

          • DoILookAmused2u ?

            It works like this: anybody can raise money locally.

            But when it comes to shared funds–especially in a Presidential election–and you have finite funds, you focus most on areas where you really can win an election. A lot of that is demographics and the result of previous gerrymandering.

            It’s a reality that there aren’t infinite funds and some districts are–by design–not competitive.

            If you want to change that, you need to start organizing locally or have a crap load more DNC funding to astroturf it like a common Koch.

        • greyXstar

          She flat out refused to back Democratic candidates running against her (awful) Republican friends in Florida, while she was head of the local Red-to-Blue Congressional effort. She trashed Dean’s 50 state strategy. If anything, her garbage is under-played.

          • Rotisserie Teal

            Yes. And I found her “deep struggle” over the Iran deal to be another example of trying to cover her azz with the Israel first crowd. She did eventually support it, but her high profile dicking around about it was damaging to her party and her president.

            Whereas Chuck Shumer waited until he knew Barry had the votes and then voted against it so he could keep that sweet, sweet AIPAC flowing in.

          • malsperanza

            Schumer has to contend with the Jewish vote in NY. He’s not my favorite guy, but this kind of tactical voting is totally acceptable, and Obama knew it.

          • BeachBum

            Right. Its politics. Everyone needs a pass once in a while for the greater good.

          • Rotisserie Teal

            Yes. Of course that is completely true and I’m sure Chuck and Bamz had a conversation about all of that. But to my mind it was a missed opportunity to provide a united front on a huge issue. And to push back against Bibi and his Netan-yahoos clamoring for war and more war. I think the the peace camp in Israel could have used the boost.

            Shalom

          • malsperanza

            No argument from me on that, except the Realpolitik one. We aren’t going to see peace and justice in Israel and Palestine til the fuckers from the last generation are all dead.

    • Berkeleybear94

      Some of them already have – the issue as always is if the voters will actually show up. Interestingly, stat legislative races leading to redistricting (ie 2020) is what Holder is now heading up and what Obama (through the WH spokesperson) has indicated will be one of his post presidency issues. Back to the grassroots – and then the barricades!

    • malsperanza

      It will be hard to keep the Senate. The odds favor the GOP. So we have 2 years in which to accomplish Clinton’s whole agenda. Ginsburg and Kennedy better retire from SCOTUS soon.

  • TheGrandWaz00

    How naive I was back in 1974 when we had a President and Vice President that nobody voted for and thought it couldn’t get any worse.

    • Wild Cat

      Showed you democracy is a farce. The political party that committed savage abuses to the Constitution retained power. The only decent thing about this wretched era is that it’s showing the Constitution is just a slave-justification piece of crap, albeit the Bill of Rights is in theory great.

      • Longstreet63

        Worst system except for all the others ever tried, yes.

        • MrCanoehead

          I dunno, monarchy’s starting to look good.

          • Longstreet63

            Oh, it’s fine if you get Gustavus Adolphus, but when you get Mad King Ludwig, it doesn’t look as good.
            A bit like our current election, really.

      • malsperanza

        You’re so right! That damned dictator Obama first stole the election and then threw the opposition in jail, imposed a state religion, prohibited girls from going to school, and killed all the drug addicts.

        Truly, a terrible system we have here.

        Translation: you are an overprivileged whiner. Grow up.

    • BeachBum

      I remember that. It was hilarious. Except they were better than what we did vote for. Stupid Democracy.

  • Crank Tango
    • lucidamente

      Nice to see that Alec Baldwin plays the flute.

      • Crank Tango

        Jack Donaghy was a gifted flautist, apparently.

        • Kooolest G

          condi rice really is a great piano player though, as much as I disagree with her politics, she can play

          • malsperanza

            If she hadn’t made bad choices, she could have had a distinguished career.

      • ken_kukec

        And that Nina Simone got a new hairdo.

  • Condi’s reply to Trump regarding the statement is something we can all agree on, “I can’t wait for November 9th.” (actual quote)

  • HanBarbara

    Since Trump’s septic tank of deplorables constantly refers to Hillary as a “bitch”, she must have what it takes for the job.

  • chascates

    After November 8th the only thing I want to hear about Donald Trump is that he was found slouched next to a dumpster in an alley and whimpering that he knows he’s a loser.

    • The Wanderer

      In a sane and just universe, that would totally happen.

    • edith prickly

      With an entire roll of duct tape wrapped around his mouth.

    • vivian

      ” I was born a rich white man…”

      • Señor Skwerl King

        “And I lost it all by the age of 70. Only my wife will stand by me, pointing and laughing.”

        • SeekingBarbie

          Ha! She’s going to get her cut and get out before he completely runs out of money. And take Barron with her.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Naked, unwashed, and smelling of cheap vodka.

      • MamaBrown

        oh, Trump vodka, then?

      • ken_kukec

        Without product to keep his coiffure intact.

    • BeachBum

      Whatever you do, do not tell Brock Turner where this dumpster is. No. Don’t. Please Don’t.

      • gasdem

        Or do,

    • Alleged Land Shark

      I want Donnie to be forced to use the “back door” to his own apartments. Forever.

    • phoenix00
  • Nockular cavity

    “Trump didn’t call then-Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice a “bitch” in 1996”

    Psst, Doc: 2006.

    • greyXstar

      In fairness, he probably didn’t call her a bitch then either.

    • ken_kukec

      Trump was criticizing her work for Chevron’s committee on public policy, obvs. Don’t tell me the Donald isn’t a foreign policy wonk!

  • proudgrampa

    Fuck Condoleezza Rice. She’s a war criminal just like W and Cheney.

    Fuck ’em all.

    • phoenix00

      To be fair, she did have two dunderheads for bosses.

  • Oneofthebobs

    Donald is Vladimir’s bitch.

  • Michael Smith
  • LifelongLurker

    “Honestly, has this woman made one deal that anybody knows, even if it was a bad deal. I’d even take a bad deal.”

    And then Hillary, she sits down with Iran, she makes a bad deal, very bad, the worst deal. This woman makes the worst deals. Rather have no deal at all.

  • btwbfdimho

    Speaking of baskets of deplorables/deployrables, “Trump support grows stronger in latest poll of troops”…And Gary The Johnson is leading HRC. WTF?
    No wonder the US. military cannot win a war since…1945, and that latest time, with a little help of camarada Stalin…Oh, I see, they hope the tandem Trump/Putin will do it again.
    http://www.militarytimes.com/articles/second-military-times-ivmf-poll-results

    • theblackdog

      I thought Military Times was one of those right-wing blogs that doesn’t actually have anything to do with the Military.

  • Longstreet63

    I used to be a bitch but I took an arrow to the knee…

    • Courser

      Life is a bitch and then you become one.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Anyone in Dubya’s administration who failed to brick Dick Cheney up in his office was not enough of a bitch — though I’m glad CNN has taken a moment to remind us what it was like when ignorance was a virtue in the executive branch.

    • whitroth

      Damn! Wish we’d thought of that 15 years ago! Maybe offering him a cask of Amontillado….

  • TundraGrifter

    “A Learning Annex convention speech…”

    Release the transcripts!

  • GoutMachine

    WEEELL Kyle mom’s a bitch she’s a big fat bitch, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls!

    • theblackdog

      Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!

  • Jen B_VA

    so basically, Trump ALWAYS didn’t mean it when he said what he meant?

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Unless he did… for the moment

  • OneYieldRegular

    Meanwhile, when Donald plays “Let’s Make a Deal” he’s going to choose the door with the braying donkey behind it.

    • malsperanza

      …he’s going to choose the door with the braying donkey behind in front of it.

      FIFY

  • malsperanza

    Weird, nowadays, Turnip’s tirades seem to be mostly about real estate, not politics. Go figure.

    • azeyote

      cuz he thinks that women are like real estate ?

  • ViveLaRes

    I’m starting to think that Trump only knows about five or six separate words and all he does is put them in different orders and calls that “speaking.”

    • jmk

      Tremendous! It’s a big, big, yooooge problem! Bigly!!

    • azeyote

      trump 101 – at trump university

    • phoenix00

      It’s a slight improvement on Sarah Palin’s word salading. Slight.

  • Shibusa
    • AnnieGetYerFun

      As far as Political Schadenfreude photos go, I don’t enjoy Cruz’s Defeated Face quite as much as I loved Weeping Santorum Child, but it’s definitely climbing my list.

      • phoenix00

        defeaTED and humiliaTED

  • Shibusa
  • Me not sure
    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I’m not convinced that they aren’t the same person.

      • Mezzaluna

        I’m fairly sure his hair is actually her’s. Carefully preserved and coiffed and glued to his head.

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        I see the hairsemblence.

  • azeyote

    he talks about deals? well he should make a better deal on some cocaine that isn’t cut so much –

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Yeah! Remember how Donald stood up to the Mexican President during his visit and made him promise to pay for the big border wall? Now THAT was some hardcore diplomatic dealing!

  • whitroth

    Doc, please correct the story – she was Dumbya’s second Sec of State, not Bill Clinton….

    And where did Trumpolini learn English? Someone referred to as a bitch normally means they beat on you till you give in….

  • Paperless Tiger

    Trump rubs everyone the wrong way.

    • Sister Artemis

      ew

  • Vo_Reason

    Do liberals really not know that Donald Trump DID NOT call Condi a
    bitch. I would have been really upset if he had, because Condi is the
    classiest person I could ever imagine.

    He
    used to bitch word to describe the way he wished she would approach
    negotiations with other nations, further implying that she was too nice
    to negotiate aggressively.

    And, BTW, why did you liberal nutcases say such nasty things about her,
    (arguably the most superlative African-American in the nation), when she
    was a little too centrist in her views? Was it because you preferred to
    idolize African-American bottom dwellers who bought your plantation
    views of dependence on free stuff to keep them in line?

    • gasdem

      Because when she was national security adviser after 9/11 she said, “I don’t think anyone could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center”. I threw my beer into the TV when she said that. I knew terrorists wanted to fly planes into buildings. That summer at the G8 Bush slept on an aircraft carrier because of threats the terrorists flying planes into buildings.

    • Brendan_M

      You think international diplomacy should be conducted in the same manner Donald screws small businesses, contractors, and investors out of the money he owes them, by being a giant asshole and threatening legal action? Also, fuck off, you racist piece of shit.

      • Vo_Reason

        Read today’s news about the Russian warships in the English Channel. We NEED an intimidating asshole in the white house to stand up to Russia’s intimidating asshole. If we had someone to rally our allies around the world, Russia would crawls back into vodka ridden hole. Putin respects Trump and regards Hillary as a gnat on an elephant’s a$$h0le. Which bitch do you want negotiating for you?

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