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Doesn’t have time for your “consent,” we guess.

Rush Limbaugh, a feminist if there ever was one, has his finger on the pulse of what’s wrong with the media’s obsession with Donald Trump admitting on tape that he likes to “grab them by the pussy” against their will, all those women coming forward to say Trump groped them, and with more recent news that Trump likes to leer at naked Miss Teen USA contestants and wistfully imagine what it’s going to be like to date a 10-year-old girl, once she grows up a bit.

Tell us why we’re getting it all wrong, El Rushbo:

You know what the magic word, the only thing that matters in American sexual mores today is? One thing. You can do anything, the left will promote and understand and tolerate anything, as long as there is one element. Do you know what it is? Consent. If there is consent on both or all three or all four, however many are involved in the sex act, it’s perfectly fine. Whatever it is. But if the left ever senses and smells that there’s no consent in part of the equation then here come the rape police. But consent is the magic key to the left.

Man, fuck those liberals, always being obsessed with “consent.” It’s almost as if we think it’s OK to have any kind of sex you like, as long as everybody is a grown-up and wants to have the sex, but we get all outraged when somebody forces another somebody to have sex they DON’T want to have. Why we gotta be such moral scolds about everything?

Rush has actually correctly portrayed liberals, for once in his sad, pill-popping life. We do in fact think sex with consent is good and sex without consent is bad.

You actually need to listen to the audio tape, to hear how disgusted Rush is when he says the word “consent.” Now we’re fairly certain “consent” has probably denied Rush A LOT OF SEX in his life, but that’s no reason to be all frowny face. Rush should just try being a totally different person from who he is — a person who takes 29 tabs of Viagra with him to the Dominican Republic, where the child prostitutes are. Maybe then he will figure out what all this hullabaloo about “consent” is about.

Before Rush sprang a leak over the way liberals think rape is bad, he ranted about how America has no moral standards anymore:

The most insightful thing I’ve read about the Donald Trump sex talk scandal is this: “how ironic, then, that a cultural which rejects moral standards” … and make no bones, folks, we do! … You stand up for moral standards, you’re gonna be mocked and laughed out of the room! They’re gonna call you a prude! They’re gonna call you a Victorian! They’re gonna call you an old fuddy-duddy and an old fogey and they’re gonna claim you wanna deny people having a good time …

If liberals get to do gay-sexing and threesomes, with consent, then folks like Rush should get to do the raping, we think we hear him saying?

Unsurprisingly, this is not the first time Rush has gotten his gnarly bits all twisted over the idea that people should give permission if they’re going to do sex. Like the time he said being obsessed with consent “takes all the romance out of everything.” Really:

How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?

We don’t think Rush Limbaugh knows how to spot it, but maybe we’re wrong.

Another time, Rush complained that the media was treating Bill Cosby like “the nation’s biggest rapist,” just because Cosby raped so many women. LIBERAL BIAS!

Oh, remember that time Rush Limbaugh completely lost his erection on the radio, reporting that teenage boys aren’t valiantly fucking ladies as much as they used to, because the liberals have turned them into feminized metrosexuals who are always worried they’re going to be accused of rape, even if they only raped girls a little bit?

How this man has not been caught pants down doing a full-fledged sex crime escapes us, really, but there’s always tomorrow.

[Media Matters]

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  • The Wanderer

    One wonders what Rush’s (alleged) fat young Dominican boys feel about whether or not they consented to his flabby paws.
    Allegedly.

  • Cindyinencinitas

    Once the Drumpenfurer takes over, all white men will be issued a roll of duct tape and it will be off to the races! Weeeee!

  • Callyson

    But if the left ever senses and smells that there’s no consent in part of the equation then here come the rape police.

    And that is bad because…? BECAUSE…?

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wuex3KI71ro7f7oo1_500.gif

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Curious that he thinks the “rape police” are not the same as the regular police.

      • Cindyinencinitas

        Rape police are frat boys who take the girl home and dump her on her front lawn and help you clean up the mess so your family doesn’t find out.

        • jesuswasablack

          I knew a girl in college who got assaulted by some frat boys, funny thing a couple days later one of them had a broken Tibia, something about a baseball bat?

          • OddMan

            The one time in my life I have come close to actually really hurting someone was back when I was going to UH. I lived with my future wife and her roommates. One of them, a sweet smallish woman, got assaulted one night at a party. I got in my car and drove out to the North Shore where the creep lived and worked. I went to his place of work and shouted, “where is Bob, he fucking raped my roommate” and started after him with the intent to punch his lights out. Luckily his boss stopped me. I explained what happened the night befor and ‘Bob’ was fired on the spot. I never saw him again.

          • jesuswasablack

            Oh I never said I hurt anyone, it was weird though how this fuckstick assaulted this girl on Friday night then all the sudden on Monday he shows up on crutches? Maybe he slipped and fell?

          • kareemachan

            I am SURE that was it. Honest. Damn that somebody left those votes on the stairs….

          • SterWonk

            “UH” = “University of Houston”?

          • OddMan

            University of Hawaii.

          • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

            Wow, what a coincidence, eh?

          • jesuswasablack
          • Cindyinencinitas

            Wha??? Idk how that happened. Everyone I know was at Denny’s having late-night snacks.

      • Oneofthebobs

        In my town we have a “community services officer”. What the rest of them do remains a mystery to me.

  • GoutMachine

    I’m pretty sure Limburger doesn’t know what consent is because he’s probably never gotten it. Seriously, who would willingly fuck that Jabba the Hutt?

    • bubbuhh

      He leases crotches by the hour, day and year.

      • kareemachan

        I haven’t heard anything about his (what is it) fourth wife. Is she still around/alive/able to talk to people?

  • DainBramage

    Rush doesn’t get that “moral standards” are getting better. “Consent” is a much fairer moral standard than, “I can get away with it because I’m a whatever.”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Rush’s idea of “moral standard” is “no put pee pee in vajayjay”

      • GoutMachine

        I think that would be an improvement.

    • Stulexington

      okay, I’m not sure if you meant it, but since whatever has been used to refer to the pussy by The Honest Don, that came out as “I can get away with it because I’m a pussy.” And I can’t stop laughing.

      • DainBramage

        Lol. No, I didn’t mean it that way.

        • nmmagyar

          But it works. Take credit immediately!

    • SessileRaptor

      “Moral” to him and his ilk is “Anything an old white man with power wants.” and “Immoral” is “anything anybody who isn’t an old white man wants.”

      I mean at base the idea of “anything goes as long as everyone consents” is super libertarian, and there are libertarians who wholeheartedly agree, but for some odd reason Rush gets super stoked about applying the libertarian ideal to economic aspects of life while rejecting it as soon as genitalia are involved. Can’t imagine why that would be.

  • TJ Barke

    Darn those liebruls and their hatred for rape and sexual assault!

  • msanthropesmr

    It’s almost like white males are losing their privileges…..

    • Cindyinencinitas

      It’s really coming into sharp focus what this election boils down to, don’t it?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      /swoon

    • h4rr4r

      HAHA, no.
      The police still wave at me nicely as they drive by.

      As an aside since the statute of limitations is long by, if you ever want to commit serious felonies I highly recommend being a white male with short hair and to drive slowly. The police will help you change the tire of your car that has the felonious stuff in it.

      • kareemachan

        ..or so you heard, amirite?

        • h4rr4r

          When the statute of limitations runs out you can stop saying that.

    • jesuswasablack
      • Mr. Blobfish

        The poor dear.

        • kareemachan

          The poor tidal-deluded dear.

    • arglebargle

      And me, without raping or or racisting all these years. What a wasted life.

      • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

        Better hurry up and get yours while you still can!

  • Callyson

    How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?

    I fucking HOPE the answer isn’t “all of them, Katie.” Jesus fucking Christ…

    • Cindyinencinitas

      “If you know how to spot it” with your gin-soaked brain doing the “knowing.”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I want to post of things that will get Dok upset at me. I really really do, when I read words like this.

    • nmmagyar

      Among his listeners? Hate to break it to you, but…

    • Stulexington

      Only when there’s a safe word involved.

    • clubseal

      What, you want us men to respect women? What’s next, letting you vote?

    • DinkyBossetti

      So “knowing how to spot it” just means knowing that you can overpower her, or drug her, or coerce her?

  • Jonny On Maui
  • Bad Granny

    OT: Michelle Obama makes Abraham Lincoln’s ghost ashamed at his lack of oratory skill.

  • memzilla

    Here’s Drumpf’s Latest Strategery, although Drumpf himself will not appear.

    This is what you call not just re-arranging, but reupholstering the deck chairs on the Titanic.
    .
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cb3624b01206ef45f6b11bd5c1885268783bdb12522976280a31f831b839cd8e.jpg

    • msanthropesmr

      Is Bill Clinton running for president? I must have missed it.

    • TJ Barke

      So all of bill’s accusers are to be believed 100% but all of donnie’s accusers are not to be trusted.

      • Stulexington

        Well yes, unless you’re the biased liberal media ™

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Essentially, yes. Donald is as pure as the driven snow, inside a locker room.

        • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

          Pure as the driven snow, and almost as intelligent.

    • h4rr4r

      You mean the accusers that if we believe them now are admitting to perjury before?

      That kinda hurts their case a bit.

    • Jen B_VA

      Thought they already ran a special with the ladies? And it was awks and weird and such what?
      Do they mean they think they can do it better if they give them more time?

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Correct me if I’m wrong, but power/authority dynamics aside Bill actually had consensual affairs? (yes yes Juanita Broadrick)

    • HogeyeGrex

      I suspect that their ploy might work. Just not with the “him” they think.

  • GoutMachine

    This is rich: “I believe that Hillary Clinton will set a standard in this country that will lead to more sexual assaults against women because she will be setting an anti-biblical agenda” – Michele Bachmann

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/michelle-bachmann-sexual-assaults_us_57fed96de4b05eff55817fff?section=&

    • Callyson
    • TJ Barke

      Oh. My. God.

    • FlownOver

      “And besides, Mr. President Trump will be WAAAY too busy!”

      Thus speaketh the CrazyEyes.

    • clubseal

      Wasn’t there rape in the Bible? And wasn’t it a way to essentially claim a woman against her will?

      • Paganish

        Yes, the idea was, if you got her pregnant, she essentially became your property.

        • Shan

          Didn’t Samantha Bee do a segment on the modern version of that recently? About states where it’s legal for your rapist to sue for custody if a child happens from it?

          • Paganish

            OMFG is that REALLY a thing?? Speaking as a guy, I have to say that I think it would take a (forgive me) TREMENDOUS amount of courage and emotional strength for a woman to carry a rape-baby to term. It can be thought of as a part of the mother, but also part of the rapist. Personally, I believe that a man who impregnates a woman via rape is not a father – just criminal scum. HER body, HER baby, HER decision.

          • Shan
    • Villago Delenda Est

      Hillary Clinton is an actual follower of Jesus. You, Michele, are not.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      I’m sure Dinah and Tamar would have something to say about this.

    • jesuswasablack

      Well sure cause without the bible all men will rape women all the time, it’s just common sense?
      http://www.adweek.com/socialtimes/files/2012/08/TheAmericanBibleChallenge.jpg

    • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

      And which parts of her agenda are anti-Biblical, hmm? The environmental stewardship? The care for the poor and ill? The economic responsibility? The emphasis on community? One would think One-L had never read the book. Funny, that.

  • jesuswasablack

    “rape police”

    Are they the same as the food police?
    https://prowhiteparty.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/michelle-obama-food-police.jpg

  • FlownOver

    ” there’s no consent…then here come the rape police.”

    Wonder why that is.

    • GoutMachine

      I stab a guy and all of a sudden the police come haul me away. WTF is with that shit? Amirite?

      • ThatGuy

        It’s those goddamn “stab police” again, isn’t it?

    • The DeplorableDemmeVagenda

      And?…

    • nmmagyar

      As it should be. Or am I crazy?

    • jesuswasablack

      Yeah rape police respond to rape, makes zero sense?

    • Nockular cavity

      AKA the police.

  • exinkwretch

    Flush doesn’t even get consent to listen to his fucking show. Anybody with a brain turns it off or tunes to a different station.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    The stupid involved in this is staggering. He, like the rest of these douchenozzels, thinks the sex itself is the evil part. “Consent” shouldn’t matter! If you put a penis in a vagina for anything other than reproduction, it’s BAD, and don’t put the penis anywhere else, dammit!

    Perhaps he should conslut with some underaged Dominican hookers about this…

  • Spotts1701

    How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?

    Um, not this guy. Because if she says “no”, it’s “no”!

    • Longstreet63

      Indeed, and boys, you’ll find that enthusiastic yesses are a far better indicator of consent.

      • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

        Pretty damned sure the Fat Pontificator has never heard an enthusiastic ‘yes’ in his life.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Coming out against consent — um — well — I knew conservatism was nostalgic for some idealized “old days,” but I didn’t think Rush would try to up the ante and wish we lived in the fifteenth century.

    • Stulexington

      Double down, it’s all they know now.

  • DainBramage
    • h4rr4r

      Uh, that makes me feel funny in my private places.

      • GoutMachine

        Yeah, me too.

  • proudgrampa

    Fat, rapey asshole says what?

  • Spotts1701

    Uh-oh, Trump’s on stage. Everyone have their splash guards up?

    • Beowoof14

      Sort of like a Gallagher with piles of dog shit rather than watermelons.

  • h4rr4r

    Can anyone break this down for me and explain?
    Evan is a smart man and he tries his best, but I still am not understanding this. What the hell was this drug addict trying to say?

    • SayItWithWookies

      He’s trying to say that rape is more morally acceptable than a consensual threesome, is what I got from that.

      • h4rr4r

        I know what each of those words means, but you have strung them together into complete nonsense.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        ^this

      • Paganish

        “When a woman says ‘no’ to a guy she just met, she wants him to try harder. When two guys who love each other for twenty years say ‘I do’, it’s morally reprehensible.” /barf

    • TJ Barke

      I think it was supposed to be that consent is bullshit because sometimes women play hard to get, I guess.

    • Jen B_VA

      He is trying to say that assaulting women is no big deal, because they secretly want it, so liberals should not worry so much about pesky ol consent.

    • Nockular cavity

      “I paid for that rentboy. That’s all the ‘consent’ I need!”

  • andyshelt

    The only concept this fat fuck has of consent is asking the underage Dominican boy “how much for the whole night?”

  • Lulu Mac

    That’s it…I’m done. I’m taking my wine and pizza and heading to my blanket fort for a while…

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Get some rest, Lulu. :)

  • Jen B_VA

    YES. YES it is about consent!
    That is precisely it, there, the very word.
    It is not a magic word, it is a basic fucking function of being a human being.
    Say, GOP ladies? We got lots of room in /our/ tent in case you are ever done with being told you have no right to have consent. Just sayin

    • Gayer Than Thou

      That first block quote, after the video, is, ironically, pretty much 100%. Consent is the “magic key.” Pretty much anything goes, if you’re both/all consenting and not hurting anyone. Yes.

  • Beowoof14

    Hey Rush aren’t you planning another Dominican vacation soon. Don’t forget your Viagra, other wise your dick will be as soft as the rest of you.

  • How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?

    I’d like to ask a different question, if I may, and I’ll give a trigger warning:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    How many of you ladies, in your own experience, have said “no”, meant it, but some asshole kept forcing himself on you anyway?

    • Cranky Man

      Even better, if a friendly gay person invites me to the wine cellar for some dinky dink, how many times should I expect to say no before the sous chef moves on to the bus boy? All of sudden consent is pretty damn important, right Rushhhhhhhh?

  • mardam422

    But if the left ever senses and smells that there’s no consent in part of the equation then here come the rape police.
    You mean it’s kind of like when someone doesn’t consent to having their car taken, then here come the car police? Or I someone doesn’t consent to having their money taken, then here come the money police? Or….
    What a fucking moron.

    • Villago Delenda Est
      • MizzMazz

        Hmmm….a song about surveillance and conscience. I’ve never heard it at any Republican event. Yet it rocks enough, and those guys never listen to the lyrics.

  • jesuswasablack
    • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

      Did that OxyContin consent? I’ll bet it didn’t.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    So he wants more throat-cramming?

    • Rick Hill

      Funny that their throat cramming actually involves forcing other people to have things shoved into their throats. But, family values…something…something…conservative..so it’s ok.

  • Ricky Gay

    everything about that man is flaccid. even his soul

    • Nounverb911

      Four wives, no kids, do the math….

  • elviouslyqueer

    Rush is probably worried that his own penis will deny consent whenever he masturbates.

  • PsycWench

    I guess by that standard Rush is a big fan of slavery

    • Jen B_VA

      well, yeah. He’s already said pretty much that exact thing before XD

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, duh.

  • Nounverb911

    Meanwhile back at Michelle’s speech;

    https://twitter.com/tbogg/status/786609889694982144

    • Joe Beese

      Who’s going to listen to her? She’s not a 10.

      • Nounverb911

        She’s a 12 in my book!

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Michelle, or Kellyanne?

      • h4rr4r

        Sir Mixalot has already said all I feel needs to be said about this topic.

      • Erik Lonnrot

        She’s a 10 alright. On a scale of 5.

  • chazmanr

    “How this man has not been caught pants down doing a full-fledged sex crime escapes us, really, but there’s always tomorrow.”

    You have to be in close proximity to a person to sex-crime them. I am guessing most women see Rush Limbaugh coming from a block away and can easily outrun him.

    • Rick Hill

      He has enough money to pay people to shut up and since they take money to shut up they consent. but, Rush says consent is wrong. So he need not pay them to shut up. but then he as no consent so it’s ok. But that means leftist laws kick in so he has to pay them to shut up. But that means they consent…..

      • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

        Norman, coordinate!

    • Spurning Beer

      Yeah, that name “Rush” is really not apt.

  • Rick Hill

    So, basically, consent is only needed depending on who is violated. Minorities, lower classes, women who want to get ahead in their career(not including the ones that are willing to usesex to do it, because, magic consent word) and anyone who someone that has enough wealth and power desires, all these people are needing some assaulting so they don’t compromise people who have high moral standards. Have I translated bizarro right think to English?

    • GoutMachine

      Prolly should add women in short skirts, women walking down the street, women who drink …

      • Rick Hill

        Well, sluts, so that’s a given.

      • Cindyinencinitas

        Women with boobs, women under 25…

        • House0fTheBlueLights

          Women with college and advanced degrees, women single by choice…

      • ThatGuy

        Women who fly first class…

      • Paganish

        Women born with vaginas, women who breathe….

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Sorry, rapey straight guys – as a Butt Sechs American, whose consensual private sex life was criminalized until very recently, I find myself saying boo-fucking-hoo if you are learning that you can’t always make sex on someone else just because you want to.

    https://67.media.tumblr.com/c43c5e33878148699eec639e30503364/tumblr_ndr7mzdUvI1qft49to1_500.gif

    I know, #NotAllStraightGuys.

    • The Wanderer

      Isn’t the Crimea River somewhere in Russia?

      • Longstreet63

        It’s pronounced “Volga” in Russian. And it’s might wide.

      • nmmagyar

        It is now

    • elviouslyqueer

      If I weren’t happily and blissfully married, I would dearly love to make consensual sex on JTim today, tomorrow, and forever.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        I’d tap that. #LockerRoomTalk

        • BadKitty904

          Get a room, you three!

          • nmmagyar

            AOU, K. AOU

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        I’ve never really forgiven him for not marrying my daughter*

        *he does not actually know my daughter, but still.

    • h4rr4r

      You don’t own teh butt sechs!
      Everyone gets that!

      • Gayer Than Thou

        #CulturalAppropriation

  • Joe Beese
    • Nounverb911

      Oh, you mean besides Breibart’s still dead?

      https://twitter.com/TPM/status/786613483437686784

      • Jen B_VA

        Surprise!
        Hope that check cleared, Julian. Cause you traded your rep, and that of your entire company, on it.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          He had no rep to lose in the first place, so no big whoop.

          • clubseal

            That’s not entirely true. There was a time where Wikileaks was showing us the shit that our government didn’t want us to see. Now they’re just a shitshow.

      • Joe Beese

        Surely it’s been clear for a while now that Assange hopes to damage Hillary’s chances. I think we can admit that the New York Times hopes to damage Trump. Those biases by themselves don’t invalidate the authenticity or newsworthiness of what they’re each reporting.

        I know that Hillary’s apologists like to suggest the Wikileak-ed documents are doctored. Such claims would carry more weight coming from the Clinton camp. But for some strange reason, they keep refraining from such a claim.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Joe, your stupidity is showing.

          AGAIN. Cut it out. Normally you have your head on straight, but on this, your head us up your ass, big time.

          • Joe Beese

            If you can address the substance of what I wrote, the placement/orientation of my head can take care of itself.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            The substance of what you wrote is FUCKHEADED. It’s already been proven that Assange attributed to one party what that party was relaying from a third party. He is full of shit. He is fundamentally dishonest.

            YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS.

          • Joe Beese

            You are confusing volume with persuasiveness.

            You are also referring to a different story – one which purportedly showed Hillary’s inner circle criticizing her about Benghazi. I haven’t followed the charges and counter-charges on that and have no opinion.

            I am referring to the leaked email that shows Donna Brazile forwarding Team Hillary an upcoming debate question – i.e. Cheating.

            https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/5205

            Donna Brazile has pointedly declined to take a position on the authenticity of that email. I wonder why.

          • Joe Beese

            Oh, and in reply to the people yesterday who tried to dismiss the story of Donna Brazile feeding Team Clinton an upcoming debate question with “Who wouldn’t have expected a question about the death penalty?”, you’ll need to try harder.

            The email obtained by POLITICO was written by town hall co-moderator Roland Martin on the day of the town hall to CNN producers. But it shows him using word for word the language of a question that Brazile appeared to have sent to the Clinton campaign a day earlier. …

            The wording, spacing, capitalization are identical.

            http://www.politico.com/blogs/on-media/2016/10/roland-martin-cnn-email-donna-brazile-wikileaks-229673

      • Me not sure

        I don’t think that I would want Roger Stone anywhere near my “back channel”.

      • Roger Stone is fucking Julian Assange?

        I hope Stone is the top, ’cause Assange staring at that Nixon tattoo all day would be pretty rough…

    • Jen B_VA

      Deadblightfart does know that dreams, open borders and smoking guns are all things that only pants pissing conservatives dread, right?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Yeah, no borders, because no one anywhere in the hemisphere feels a need to move because they’re being politically or economically repressed, where they can get the health care they need without having to travel thousands of miles to do so, where their children have bright futures no matter where they might choose to raise them.

      This is so evil, I just can’t…

    • BadKitty904
    • Villago Delenda Est

      They’re still beating that poor dead Benghazi horse, the idiots.

    • Blank Ron, Avenger of Ponies

      How dare she dream of a world where every border crossing isn’t Checkpoint Charlie! The nerve!

    • jesuswasablack

      “Trump leads Clinton by two points”
      Where Trump Tower?

  • memzilla

    BREAKING: Millions Traumatized by Picturing Trump in Any Sexual Context
    (h/t Andy Borowitz)

  • Longstreet63

    I don’t always rape, but when I do…
    No, wait. Actually, I don’t at all.
    I suppose that comes of talking with women and thinking of them as people. I guess i’ll never be The Most Interesting Man in The World.

  • Spurning Beer

    Times like this, I wish there were a vengeful God.

    • mancityfooty

      that’s why I need to learn more about voodoo.
      as a religion, it seems to be the only one where the results can be seen

    • Nounverb911

      Wait, didn’t a hurricane just take out North Carolina because the governor is a putz?

      • Gentle Robot

        Spent $500M in emergency funds on defending the toilet bill. Got approval from the legislature to do it. I’d like to say “If they win this election, it proves NC voters are idiots” but they proved that when they voted him in.

  • Me not sure

    …or the drug aspects of “drug abuse”. What’s with that?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Rush, let me put it this way to you:

    If I were to pick up say, a tire iron, and start beating the living snot out of you with it, I would be guilty of a crime if you did not say “I CONSENT to you beating the living snot out of me with a tire iron”.

    Does this clarify things for you, just a smidge?

  • Oblios_Cap

    Now all we need is Cosby to start defending Trump and the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be completed – Guiliani, Gingrich, Cosby, and Trump to lead the rest.

  • Crystalclear12

    You can’t make me listen to that recording! No, I do not consent!!

  • BadKitty904

    Great. Now, a flood of nubile Dominican cabana boys are going to start coming forward…

    • elviouslyqueer

      “Mr. Rush wanted us to call him Big Daddy, but we all called him Princess Tiny Meat.”

      –Nubile Dominican Cabana Boy #12, yesterday.

      • BadKitty904

        Dude, I just ate lunch, OK?

        • elviouslyqueer

          Just think of binging and purging as aerobic exercises.

          • BadKitty904

            I’m not sure my co-workers would agree…

        • Dee Andee

          Never eat while reading Wonkette. You can trust me on this because I’m not a republican.

  • DainBramage

    I first heard of Rush in the late 80s, so before the massive proliferation of hate radio. A guy I knew in college started talking about how great he was (I didn’t know college guy’s politics at the time). So I tuned into the radio a couple of times to check it out.
    At first I was really confused. Was this guy, Rush, serious? Or was this satire (like Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report)? When I figured out Rush was serious, I was appalled.

    • proudgrampa

      “Ditto…”

  • Brian

    A woman says, “no,” she wants the sex; just like a black man with hands up wants to be shot. Those are the white male American rules, by God!

  • Crank Tango

    Now let’s keep in mind, these are the same assholes who believe it should be legal to kill unarmed people because you are “in fear for your life.” But a woman gets assaulted, and it’s just PC libtardism.
    I realize this isn’t a fully formed thought, but whatever.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    I posted this on another thread, but it bears repeating:
    WTF??? Consent is just toooooooo fucking hard?????

    Unless I am mistaken about this world we live in, we can’t do lots of things without
    consent… otherwise it is a fucking crime!!!! I can’t “borrow” money from your wallet without your consent. I can’t drive his car without consent. I can’t punch somebody in the face and say WE were boxing. I can’t let myself into your house and eat all the sammiches from your kitchen. I can’t charge everything on the right side of a menu to a customers credit card without consent. My doctor can’t give me a boob job when he takes out my appendix. Why are blowhards like him acting as if consent is an entirely new and foreign concept????????

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Because they imagine they are entitled.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        And that’s it in a nutshell. It’s not about their ridiculous claims that women will file “false” rape charges against them. It’s because they really do know that having to obtain consent is a very real hurdle/cock-block for getting what they think their already entitled too–sex.

    • Kiri the P***y Unicorn

      Because they think women should just be available for their use.

    • vivian

      Because no one would consent to sex with them, the only sex life they have is imagining fucking somebody without it.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    But consent is the magic key to the left.

    NEWSFLASH Shithead, it’s also the magic key in a court of law

    • lucidamente

      Like reality, legality has a notoriously liberal slant.

      • mrpuma2u

        So do a lot of those stupid bills of rights. Unlawful search and seizure, C’MON SHEEPLE!!

    • h4rr4r

      And the basis of the entire legal system.

      You can’t even have contracts without consent.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        One of the reasons women could not enter into contracts until recently is that they were deemed incapable of consent.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, the law has a liberal bias, you know…

  • Good_Trouble_Yall

    Every. single. thing. about this fucking election that comes from the Fanta Hitler side or his defenders makes me want a shower. I am disgusted and appalled that the election of a President is being decided on issues like whether or not one candidate WANTED TO FUCK A 10-YEAR-OLD, and how many people would vote for him anyway. Seriously, can you freak-show Republicans just go the fuck away now and stay there forever? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a872807379352792842650ea33845af648907f5681ad2db76bc3f12de8cca09b.jpg

    • Dee Andee

      Dammit, disqus, I wanted to upvote this 2000 times!

      • proudgrampa

        Just give 2,000 virtual upvotes.

        Works for me…

        • Villago Delenda Est

          I see 4,000 virtual upvotes right now!

          Let’s add another 2,000!

          • proudgrampa

            Add 6,000 virtual upvotes! Yay!

        • GoutMachine

          ALL OF THE UPVOTES, KATIE!

    • SadDemInTex

      A million times yes!!!

    • SadDemInTex

      2 millions upvotes for “President being decided on issues like whether or not one candidate WANTED TO FUCK A 10-YEAR-OLD and HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD VOTE FOR HIM ANYWAY.”

      For me it’s that the hatred for gay/transgenders/Muslims/immigrants/Blacks and Browns AND the rage at women who dare to achieve and make their own decisions is so pervasive that millions upon millions will vote for Cheeto Hitler.

    • chortlingdingo

      And let’s not forget the new rallying cry of “repeal the 19th”.

    • KJB

      ‘I vote for my party because of party loyalty’ = ‘I was just following orders’

      Fanta Hitler indeed.

  • anon_the_great

    No such thing a rape police Rush, just police. And it’s those plain old flat foots who will perp walk Little Donnie to his pedophile trial.

  • (((JustPixelz)))

    I’m surprised Limbaugh can pronounce “consent” since he’s never heard it spoken.

  • timpundit

    Huh. I’ll bet this senile old man was something in his day.

    • BehaveYrself

      A senile *young* man?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Rush, we can see your loincloth.

  • limberrat

    TROJAN HORSE!!!!

    • Nounverb911

      Rush is more of a Trojan gelding….

      • limberrat

        Na, its what Donald just said.

  • Nounverb911

    OY OT
    Trump makes promise that he promises not to keep, unless he keeps it.

    https://twitter.com/politico/status/786621706341388288

    • limberrat

      Will believe it when he releases his taxes. I think he’s attempting to intimidate them.

      • Lulu Mac

        Attempting? Lou Dobbs already doxxed one of them…

        • elviouslyqueer

          Ugh, that scumbag.

        • DoILookAmused2u ?

          Fox will have more fires to put out with large piles of money.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Right after he releases his tax returns

      ROFL

      • Joe Beese

        Beat me to it.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      He’s already pulled out of his sloppy BJ with Hannity tonight.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Real Soon Now”. Gosh, I’ve never heard THAT before…”

      • under_score

        His guys in Hawai’i are on it!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I believe a few of the claims are just pure he said/she said, aren’t they? Ain’t no “evidence” gonna be provided about those, chumly.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Donnie’s proof is probably his Office Hot Chicks Score Card: “I didn’t score her as a 10, so I obviously didn’t touch her.”

    • vivian

      Let me guess. He can’t release the ‘proof’ now because he’s being audited.

  • Logic of Color

    I wonder how much he would care about consent if he were to ever come face-to-face (so to speak) with his rapist?

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    “But if the left ever senses and smells that there’s no consent in part of the equation then here come the rape police”.

    I am pretty sure that’s the law, and the rape police are just called “police”.

  • anwisok

    Ho9w can anybody be so contemptuous of the concept of “consent?” I get that different people have different limits for what they find acceptable, but, really? Even if everybody agreed to do nothing but missionary forever and forever, does that make it ok to do straight, missionary position sex with someone who doesn’t want to do it with you? Apparently, to him, it does. SMH.

  • limberrat

    Donald! I have watched my grandmother talk to other grandparents about me for a good fucking hour when I was younger! I can believe they talked for a half hour about their grandkids!

  • goonemeritus

    I have had the consent talk with both of my son’s complete with what-ifs including impaired judgment and the responsibility incurred by witnessing bad behaviour. I was gratified that it didn’t feel like the first time they had thought about these issues.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      I think he’s trying to say, “if you slip her a few roofies, it’s not like she said no”.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      I’ve always thanked Crom that my kids discovered Dan Savage Friend of Wonkette early on and had it all figured out by the time I got to them. Highly recommend setting your kids up with old Dan Savage shows and writing. He’s golden.

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        Ummm no. The man is narcissistic and normalizes cheating.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Disagree. Savage fan here as well. Narcissistic? Maybe. But “normalizes” cheating? He presents it as sometimes the only option besides divorce, and almost always inferior to an honest, open arrangement.

          It can sometimes be a series of fine lines, and I’m not saying he always gets it right. But I think you’re not giving him enough credit for having thought the issue through. If you’re not a regular reader, try going through a few of his columns on the subject. He’s pretty consistent.

          • Grizz1y

            He and Mistress Matisse were the two best things about reading the Stranger when I lived in Seattle.

  • Brian

    Trump has really fucked up now, he’s pissed off the wrong Obama!

    https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/786610497109897217

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I like Michelle, but I do hate that cliche. There sure are a lot of ‘cores’ being ‘shaken’ in our supposedly sophisticated, rough & tumble political and media circles.

      • Grizz1y

        True, if your core shakes that much you should probably do Pilates.

  • Joe Beese

    Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 2m

    So-called “First” Lady Michelle Obama spreading lies coordinated by Crooked Hillary and corrupt media. Must apologize!

    • Joe Beese

      (not actual Tweet)

      (yet)

      • Villago Delenda Est

        But you know it’s coming. You can feel it in your bones.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Here’s your apology, tiny-fingered, cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/330ac72f42fac236853f47f9797a944bb6c00f2623b23ff3b44191f7f6f4c5aa.gif

      • ahughes798

        I have a cat that does that!

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Belittling Michelle Obama is bound to improve his situation. Kellyanne is earning her cut of the ad buys.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        What few there are. Must be pretty sad for Kellyanne.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      I figure he’ll go after her next. And so does she, if I’m not mistaken. She seemed to be baiting him, just like Hillary Clinton has done.

  • limberrat

    Hey everyone! Donald didn’t have to run for president! He’s doing it out of the kindness of his heart!

    • FlownOver

      His what, now?

  • JMP

    No one rejects all moral standards, Rush. What society has done is improved its moral standards, a big part of which is recognizing that there is nothing immoral about sex acts between consenting adults, and that it is completely immoral and in fact evil to condemn people for normal activity like having sex before going through a long ceremony or with someone who has the same type of genitals.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      To Rush’s types, if we reject his so-called “moral standards”, we’ve rejected everything. Because to him, his “moral standards” are the only moral standards that should count.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        This is precisely the sort of shit that makes me all dancing on the edge of a banhammer pissed.

  • limberrat

    So Donald is an insider…and that makes him the perfect option?

  • Erik Lonnrot

    “How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?”

    If so please call your local police department and describe it to them in detail.

    • Grizz1y

      Unless there is a different safe-word negotiated in advance, No means No. Always.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        And only YES means Yes.

  • Remember ladies, if any of these bastards approaches you on the street and asks your name, your safe reply is, “Sue”.

    As in, if you so much as touch me motherfucker, I will.

  • Joshua Norton

    Have you noticed how Rush is pretty much becoming a parody of himself?

    • UnsaltedSinner

      With competition from Trump, he has to crank up the crazy to eleven to get anyone to notice him.

  • limberrat

    “I will not lie to you.” Said Donald Trump. HAHAHAHAHA!

    • anwisok

      So . . .he stopped talking? How unlike him.

    • Vecchiojohn

      “I will not lie to you,” he lied.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    “how ironic, then, that a cultural which rejects moral standards”

    I would suggest that the heteronormative cis-male moral standards he thinks he’s championing are being rejected rather than “moral standards” itself. However, that would be tad bit unfair to het cis-men who manage to somehow not be rapey…

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      #NOTALLHETCISMEN

    • h4rr4r

      I would say the moral standards he is pushing are out of date and not near as popular as he thinks.

    • Bear OmNomNom

      He’d never be able to appreciate that distinction, ‘cuz he ain’t got all that book-larnin’. He’s no Sophisticated CISsie, no-sirree.

    • Vecchiojohn

      Thanks for recognizing that all of us old hetnormcismen aren’t trumptoids. I was starting to feel sorry for myself.

  • Spotts1701

    So the “big announcement” is that maybe he’ll release some stuff to prove these people are all liars? That’s it? The rest is the usual boilerplate nonsense he keeps bellowing?
    What a flop.

    • mackafritz

      Like the big Wikileaks announcement.
      “We will be releasing a big pile of nothing. Give us money.”

    • limberrat

      All this is a threat to the women who came out or are thinking who are coming out.

      • Spotts1701

        Yeah, good luck with that. Every threat he’s made has backfired. He’s a buffoon.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        He’ll send Lou Dobbs after them…

    • boyblue122

      Why does the press even bother giving him air time.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      /looks at watch Still waiting for that very soon proof that all these women are lying about poor, picked on Donald. Think I’ll take a vacation in Europe while I’m waiting…

      • just_jim

        It took him 5 years to admit that Obama was born in the US. Expect an answer in 2021.

  • ahughes798

    He means that teenage boys won’t fuck him(allegedly)when he goes to the Dominican Republic. As far as I can tell here in the US, male privilege is still in place.

  • Lulu Mac
    • Anna Elizabeth

      We got us a Lawyer over here. :)

    • laughingnome

      Grey Lady gonna make Trump cry uncle.

    • The Wanderer

      He’ll treat it as he always does – bleat and howl that he won’t settle, and then settle or let the matter drop quietly.

      • UnsaltedSinner

        I’m guessing it’ll go the way of the Bill Maher orangutan suit, i.e. nowhere.

  • Zippy W Pinhead
    • chortlingdingo

      Oh I know, I saw this yesterday. It makes me feel sick to see how little things have changed. Unfortunately, the people who need to learn from this the most won’t take away a thing from it.

  • Reximus

    he’s back to ‘what the hell do you have to lose’ cuz it has been such a successful message

  • Vincent Ricola

    Wow. I think Donald Trump just said that all the blacks have terrible educations. I wonder how this is going to play in all the new jack inner-cities?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, of course they’re terrible. They’re not going to vote for the hugest, classiest Presidential candidate, evah, now are they?

    • Bear OmNomNom

      “I love the poorly-educated! But not if they’re blahs.”

  • Lefty Frizzell

    This is so bizarre.

    I mean – he’s right – that as far as “the left” is concerned, the only moral factor in almost anything sexual is informed consent.

    I can just about bridge the gap to the christian right adding “what I think the bible should say” as another factor.

    But is he really saying that consent shouldn’t be a factor? That he doesn’t understand why the left thinks it should be?

    That explains a lot. Pretty much everything really.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Because Yes Rush, consent means no children or barnyard animals or any of those other goofy scenarios you jackasses use as red herrings in your slippery slope fallacies when discussing ghey sex. Because minors and lower animals CAN’T GIVE CONSENT

    • zerosumgame0005

      think of the poor underage (allegedly!) rent-boys (allegedly!) in Guatemala (allegedly!) he does not allow to say NO to him (allegedly!) with his little blue pills

  • GodEatGod

    I suspect Rush thinks Consent is one of those illegal Mexican rapist names and the liberals are just trying to trick everyone into having dirty gay three ways with him.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      The only group sex involving Rush that I would consider would have to be so large that he would be in a completely different room.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        A locker room?

    • Bear OmNomNom

      And some dirty gay three-ways, I assume, are good ones.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    Rush Limbaugh takes stand against gang rape. Controversy among his “fans”.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Guy whose biggest advertiser is Dead Air Time says what, again?

  • limberrat
  • limberrat

    Well that WAS a shitshow. Thanks Donald!

  • Spotts1701

    New York Times to Donald Trump: Bring it!
    https://twitter.com/CNN/status/786627138497765376

    • Nounverb911
      • Villago Delenda Est

        They are pathetic. Sanctions are needed, for frivolous threatening letter writing. The sanctions need to be imposed on the client for demanding his lawyers waste everyone’s time with this utter bullshit.

        The NYT says “Bring it on, motherfucker. We’ll see you in court. Prepare to be boarded.”

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      just saw your post- GMTA

    • anwisok

      Y’all simply MUST read the linked article. Their lawyer wrote an awesome smackdown, as snarky as the best I’ve seen on here.

      • The Wanderer

        ‘Twas brilliant.

  • zerosumgame0005

    this is all Rush can “spot, and the sad part is how excited it makes him… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/063d3374a9debe9bd8ac38135cb0f8854ffa6b3bc2f05628cd4533c7cac9884c.jpg

  • Mavenmaven

    This, America, is our Presidential election campaign.

  • limberrat
    • laughingnome

      I listened to the speech. He said I used to be inside her.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      He’s Nixon’s paranoia about not being a white shoe lawyer amplified.

  • anna rampage

    In all seriousness,

    I wonder how all these rape defending, hoofwanking bunglecunt, shit fer brains, douche canoes would feel if someone came up to them, say a huge bear of a gay man who was twice their size, started getting all kissy face & grabby with them, belittling them if they protested, perhaps physically threatened them if they weren’t open to putting out, and then gaslighted them after the fact, blaming the whole situation on the victim…

    I mean I must say I find it interesting that many of these male chauvinistic assholes out there who treat women like objects, and feel it’s within their right to manipulate, lie, berate and even possibly drug a woman to get them into bed with them, are the same asswipes who threaten to beat up gay folks if they happened to get hit on or flirted with…

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Tucker Carlson would kick that gay dude’s ass.

      • FlownOver

        Wrong verb.

      • Suttree

        In the bathroom with a frozen dinner.

      • Bear OmNomNom

        I doubt it. He looks like about 15 reps on the seated shoulder press for most of us gay bruins.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      I made that very point in a Facederp post a couple days ago. While the vast majority of the people connected to me were in complete agreement, it was amazing and appalling to see how vociferous, as well as vicious the few Trump dead enders were

    • UnsaltedSinner
      • anna rampage

        “You let that butt get any saggier, and you’re gonna be out of a job,
        pal,” she said. “Ugh. I hate when men get old. It’s so gross. It’s like
        watching a snowman melt. No one wants to fuck Frosty, even with the
        little button eyes.”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It’s called “White straight male ‘Christian’ entitlement.”

      It needs to be ended. We can do this one of two ways. Willingly, or unwillingly. Take your choice, assholes. We’re going to offer it but once.

    • Bear OmNomNom

      Bear libelz!

  • Rick Hill

    Well. Everyone here did say that these people would defend trump even if he barbequed a puppy on the WH lawn, so, here we are.

    • Hemp Dogbane

      What kind of puppy?

      • Suttree

        If it’s a Tuesday a chihuahua. April 20th a German Shepard.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Female puppy.

    • Bear OmNomNom

      Dirty orange human will keep his paws off teh pupperz… unless he wants to star as Timothy Treadwell in Bear’s new one-act play, “With Votes”.

  • Mary Sandoras

    OT: I smell desperation or sulphur, not sure. The both stink a lot.

    PAC ad falsely claims Clinton backed white supremacy

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/299826-trump-super-pac-ad-quotes-clinton-i-believe-in-white

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Vile white ho is stealing our meme!”

  • Wild Cat

    He and Trump just started a band called The Anal Cysters.

  • Zippy W Pinhead
    • mackafritz

      Essentially it says fuck you.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Please proceed.

        See you in court, suckers

        • jowgajen

          The original letter made no mention of taking it to court, it simply said they would pursue all courses of action …. they full well know suing is not a viable course of action!

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            the sternly worded letter ROFL

      • That is Parliamentary level “Fuck You and the horse you rode in on”

      • just_jim

        Not ‘bless your heart’?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Dear Mr. Kasowitz: We encourage you to fuck off and die. Sincerely, the New York Times”

    • anwisok

      I LOVloveLOVE this sentence:

      “Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.”

      SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *cough*

      Uh, I mean, “I really appreciate the care that went into crafting that entire document, but this particular sentence really stands out.”

    • YoBunnyBunny

      In short: “You don’t have a reputation that can be libeled. Fuck off!”

    • Joe Beese

      SICK BURN!

  • Oblios_Cap

    I can’t stand to look at Rushbo. He truly has a face for radio.

  • limberrat

    538 has Polls only has Hilz at 87% on polls only, and 90.4 at Nowcast.
    http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/#now

  • fka_donnie_d

    Ok, so I guess this guy needs to be forced to put on a tshirt saying “I don’t know the meaning of “consent”, or care” before leaving home

    • UnsaltedSinner

      He probably should be banned from public restrooms.

      • fka_donnie_d

        After the trans bullshit, that would be laser-guided karma, wouldn’t it?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Care” is the true operative word here. “Why should I care that when I throw a haymaker at Donald or Rush, they didn’t consent to it? Will the haymaker police rain on my parade or something?”

  • MynameisBlarney

    Trumps strategeriffic defense!

    “Just look at her!” Brilliant.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-rally-west-palm-beach

    • anwisok

      0.0 >.< 0.0 0.o
      Dude. Just . . .dude. That . . . thats . . . Hey! That's perfect, Donald! You've found the best possible defense – keep going!

      • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

        Only jackhammers and dynamite might be able to dig deeper, faster. Someone should tell him.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, she looks like she gave him consent to kiss her and grab her pussy, so no harm, no foul!

  • BeachLoafer

    How this man has not been caught pants down doing a full-fledged sex crime …

    1. Goats can’t testify in court.

    2. Sheep will consent to anything (almost).

  • Ikimizi

    “a cultural which rejects moral standards”

    Hey, Rush, our “cultural” rejects your moral standards. But if I accept your kind of morality, can I take your stuff without your consent? Can kick you in the balls if I really, really want to, without regard to how you might feel about it? Maybe you should have a look at all of our laws and consider what role consent plays in them. But that might make you think about other people, so that’s not a thing that will happen.

    • nmmagyar

      Can we get away with shooting him on 5th Ave.? (To use his words, not mine. I would never resort to violence against a political figure.)

  • Reximus
  • Bear OmNomNom

    Consent is a trigger word for Rushbo, because hearing it reminds him that he can’t obtain it.

  • Objectifer

    “Hey Rush, how’s ’bout I shove this dildo up your ass?”
    “No, I would not like that.”
    “Your no really means yes, cuz I know how to spot it.”
    /shoves dildo up his ass

    • The Wanderer

      Great illustration.

  • limberrat

    I am seriously wondering if Melania is talking to her lawyers about an exit plan right now.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      I doubt she could have really known the depth of fucked up shit she was getting into – must be a pretty shocking moment to finally see it.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      She probably should be talking to an agent, too. She can bring in serious dough with a book deal and her own scripted reality show on the teevee machine.

      As loathsome as the family she married into is, I think she could be a star if she gets a good PR team who can spin it right.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        they can hire Michelle to write her lines!

    • Reximus
      • nmmagyar

        I’ve never seen one with spikes before. Yikes.

        • eddi

          Remember these are Victorian fakes. It says something about the imagination of the designer though. But nothing complementary.

  • sosuume

    Rushbo has to pay for any pussy he gets, so what the fuck does he know?

    • It’s not so much “pussy” that he pays for as it is “underage Dominican boy ass”… But yeah, he pays for that shit on the reg…

  • Nounverb911
  • Nounverb911

    Trump just released his latest version of the Electoral College map.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d9e7d9da79cfb186c1a1cef7e0c89dff2b66618ad53d5478425f4eba40cf7c45.jpg

    • anna rampage

      Hmmm

      It’s interesting that the GOP sees the need to have heads of foreign countries actively campaign for their candidates… In 2012 it was Benji Netenyahoo campaigning for Mittens R-Money, and this cycle it appears it is Putin in Trump’s corner…

      It’s puzzling that the conservatards are so open to this considering their paranoia about being run by a foreign agency like the UN…

      • nmmagyar

        At least Bibi is an ally (sic).

  • mackafritz

    Are we in the eye of the storm? I haven’t heard anything in a while.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    #FIRELOUDOBBS

    looky there- turns out that the big story about Leeds was all bullshit- these shitstains can’t even read a ten digit phone number without fucking it up.

    http://www.businessinsider.com/lou-dobbs-trump-gop-2016-10?r=UK&IR=T

    • mackafritz

      They couldn’t fuck without fucking it up.

      • Major_Major_Major

        Now I have an image of Lou Dobbs somehow getting his own Dick in his ear by accident.

    • Man, what a cockmongler.

  • Spurning Beer

    In Rush’s world, “consent” isn’t given. It’s purchased.

  • PimentacoTX

    It’s a busy day and I have actual, factual work to do, so apologies if this has been posted, but it’s the letter the NY Times sent Trump’s lawyers.

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/nyt-issues-devastating-response-to-trumps-threats-and-says-he-has-no-reputation-left-to-ruin/

    • anna rampage

      I saw that a little earlier, it is glorious!

      While I’m not a huge fan of the NYT, this just gave them better marks in my book…

      • nmmagyar

        Their Op-Ed lineup up leaves a lot to be desired, but I loves me their legal dept.

    • Well, that was a pretty severe hammer drop right there. Eat it, Trump.

  • Vincent Ricola

    OT – CNN Andre Whoever Trump surrogate just called Angela Rye “darlin'” in the middle of a discussion about sexism. And then she threw back at him with a “Hillary isn’t talking about grabbing guys in the nuts”. It was amazing.

    • The Wanderer

      That’s the one thing I love about American politics – the high level of discourse.

      • Vincent Ricola

        2016 in the middle of the afternoon!

        • The Wanderer

          At least it hasn’t reached the level of invective one saw in German during the religious wars.

          Yet.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Working on it. And the destruction of towns that have not recovered from it. This despite Napoleon and Hitler and their wars, mind.

    • mackafritz

      They always prove whatever point they are trying to deny.

    • nmmagyar

      Well, he didn’t call her “sweetcheeks”; so, obviously, not sexist.

  • zerosumgame0005

    OT: looks like nasty old Jelly Foulmouth allowed to many kids with over room-temp IQ’s into his “university”! bet he hates when that happens!

    Liberty University Students Slam Their Own President For His Fake Christian Support Of Trump

    http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/politics/liberty-university-students-slam-their-own-president-for-his-fake-christian-support-of-trump/

    • beingreleased

      Who told them they could think for themselves.

    • mackafritz

      Who knew there were Christians at Liberty U?

    • The Wanderer

      I loved his haughty, condescending reply to the students. Not the best advertisement for enticing secular students to sign up for distance learning.

    • Kevin Morin

      Who told them they couldn’t covet their neighbor’s wife?

  • limberrat

    So this whole mess is all Donald’s fault, and there is nothing his campaign can do to stop the hemorrhaging.
    https://twitter.com/JoshuaHol/status/786634118759124992

    • The Wanderer

      Bwahahahahaha!

    • mackafritz

      And none of the other 16 geniuses did any research on the guy?

      • Spotts1701

        Sounds like work.

      • limberrat

        They were hoping Clinton would do it for them.

      • The Wanderer

        They were a bunch of pussies, who dismissed him as a novelty or a joke. They LET him stomp all over them.

        • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

          If Rush is right, non-consensual stomping is considered highly romantic in Republican circles.

      • Spurning Beer

        If I were them, I wouldn’t have done oppo research either, since it would only boost Donald’s lead, and he would just MAKE UP godawful lies about them and get away with it.

      • boyblue122

        His base, the people that voted for him in the primaries, love Trump despite all the allegations. Doubt any research would have taken him down then

      • UnsaltedSinner

        These people don’t think consent matters, as Rush just explained. There was plenty of inappropriate behaviour from Trump that was already known during the primaries, but Republicans didn’t give a shit.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          “Nothing to see here. Move along”.

      • Jamoche

        They know what happens to people who say bad things about the Glorious Leader, even if they’re only quoting.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Waste of money. Unlike solid gold toilets.

  • The Wanderer

    Odds on Trump trying to hit Clinton at the third debate?

    • mackafritz

      They’ll probably keep ’em separated.

      • The Wanderer

        I hope the SS is keeping a close eye on him.

        • Jamoche

          If they don’t sometimes think “come on, give me an excuse”, they’ve got better self-control than me.

        • Snark Tank of Deplorables

          “Secret Service” is one of those phrases that always needs to be spelled out, I think. Looks….1940s European when you initialize it.

          • nmmagyar

            Well, the Holocaust was faked, so it stands to reason that the (German) SS was also, too.

          • Logic of Color

            Funny. The SS Minnow is what popped in to my head.

          • The Wanderer

            I was a tad lazy, I admit. “Sovietizing” the name doesn’t help either, because you end up with ‘SecSer.’

      • HEEEEEEY-AY! Come out and play!

        • MynameisBlarney

          Outta mah head, you!

    • He’s just going to go up there and grab her by the ….

  • Nounverb911

    I think we need a new definition of ‘normal’.

    https://twitter.com/TPM/status/786634584272334849

  • bookish
    • mackafritz

      Boy this guy has a head full of bugs.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Thor: Have a care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother.
        Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.
        Thor: He’s adopted.

    • Shoto

      Three words to describe the orange man-baby:

      Lun A Tic

    • proudgrampa

      Trump has said he can relate.
      “I find myself thinking more and more about Howard Hughes,” he wrote in 1990 in Surviving at the Top, “and even, to some degree, identifying with him.”

      Figures…

  • Nounverb911
    • Villago Delenda Est

      Signs don’t make it so, ferret-head.

    • ViveLaRes

      Is there nothing he won’t dry hump?

      • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

        The chair is relieved, but feels a little sad for the sign.

        • Vagendadentacohontas

          But think how special the sign feels to be chosen for molestation! Ugly signs don’t get tongue like that!

    • Jamoche

      There are no gifs of Jack O’Neill going “ya think?” If there were, I would wear them out.

    • UnsaltedSinner
    • TheGrandWaz00

      *sniff*

  • Gentle Robot
    • anna rampage

      That fuckhead should be fired for doing shit like that!

      • Joe Beese

        It besmirches the integrity of Fox News.

        • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

          It’s besmirches all the way down.

      • nmmagyar

        Fired, firing squad. Po-TAY-to, Po-TAH-to

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      see my link below- it’s all based upon a lie

      • Gentle Robot

        I don’t care if it’s the wrong number, it’s fucked up.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          I completely agree with that- it’s unbelievably wrong regardless the veracity. The fact that they fucked it up anyways is just icing on the cake

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Twitter should delete his account for him.

      • Shoto

        Twitter should delete his account, Fox Fearotainment should fire him, then Leeds should sue him into poverty.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Lots of us are clicking the “report” tag on him.

  • Joe Beese

    Donald Trump on Thursday attacked a former People Magazine reporter who alleged Trump forcibly kissed her while she was reporting at his Mar-a-Lago estate in 2005, implying that he could not have forced himself on her because he was not attracted to her. …

    “Take a look. You take a look. Look at her. And look at her words,” Trump said. “And you tell me what you think. I don’t think so. I don’t think so.”

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-rally-west-palm-beach

    • Spotts1701

      Where’s my bullhorn…I know I put it around here somew…Ah!
      “SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT ABOUT ATTRACTION! IT’S ABOUT CONTROL!”

    • The only thing that surprises me about this is it took him so long to do it. “I couldn’t have assaulted these ladies. Look at ’em. None of ’em better than a four.”

    • BadKitty904

      That isn’t a “No, I did not,” Donnie…

  • ViveLaRes

    I truly despise conservatives.

    • nmmagyar

      It’s getting harder and harder not to go all the way to full blown hate.

    • georgiaburning

      I used to have some respect for the local socially liberal/small government Repubs around here in Northern California. We had basic differences but they were decent people. But they put unity over principle, and they were driven out of their party by crazies.

  • Antonin Dvorak
  • DerrickWildcat

    It appears Trump’s defense is that those Women are too ugly for him to molest.

    • mackafritz

      Or too old.

      • Vagendadentacohontas

        Or his daughter.

    • DerrickWildcat

      I’m not even kidding. He basically just said that at a rally.

      • fergawdssakes

        No doubt they laughed and cheered for that remark.

        Female Trump supporters have been posting how flattered they’d be if he grabbed their p.

        • Vagendadentacohontas

          Gaaaaahhhh! Oaaahhhhh gawd fucking what the fucking fuck is wrong with people???!??!?

        • Stockholm Syndrome is nasty.

  • Nounverb911

    Ryan’s getting worried all of a sudden….

    https://twitter.com/politico/status/786638144770830336

    • jowgajen

      Please be true. Please be true. I’ve been a good girl, I deserve a Democratic Congress! I do!

    • BadKitty904

      all of a sudden“??? So, he is as stupid as he looks, then?

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Worthless shitstain.

      I eagerly await the roasting of Marshmallows on the GOP;s self-inflicted funeral pyre.

    • Vincent Ricola

      The GOP is always 2 decades behind on “figuring things out”.

    • elviouslyqueer
    • Spotts1701

      *as the ship is sinking*
      Ryan: “This is not a drill!”
      Everyone else: “Thanks for the heads up, genius!”

    • Jamoche

      Seeing the MSM come to the realization that pushing a fake horserace isn’t nearly as profitable as doing actual reporting and uncovering all the things squirming under the rocks … it brings a tear to my eyes, it really does.

    • Nounverb911
    • Shoto

      Hey ZEGS Ryan: You bought this flaming Drumpfster Fire early-on, and now you’re all lathered up because it’s gotten out of control? Sorry, asshat, but it doesn’t work that way. Here’s hoping that Drumpf is hung around your neck until you’re finally driven from office. You’re the single biggest fraud in Washington, period.

      Note to DNC: Start targeting Ryan for replacement, effectively immediately. You probably won’t get him in 2016, but there’s no reason why you shouldn’t start aiming for 2018.

  • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

    When someone non-consensually takes your wallet, it’s ROMANTIC!

    • jmk

      I used that analogy in an argument with someone who was defending Assange and he told me “that’s different” because – I swear to Crom he said this – the wallet is separate from the body.

      He also spent a considerable time explaining why, if a woman consents to sex with you once, it’s forever, and how naked women have no right to say no, so he was not quite the sharpest tool in the shed.

      • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

        Problem solved: simply shove his wallet up his ass first, then take all the money out of it!

        I shudder to think about the reason these people twist themselves up into pretzels defending these kinds of issues. So revolting.

        • jmk

          What made it so much worse for me was that the guy I was arguing with considers himself a progressive, even though his fundamental misogyny shines through the outright hatred of Hillary that motivates his continued Bernie-dreaming.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    NO. YES. No problem spotting the difference here.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, totally different letters in both words, so confusing, how can you tell them apart?

      • OrdinaryJoe

        You learn. No means it’s not ok. Yes means it’s ok. In the village where I grew up we started to learn the difference around age 2. My guess is that El Trumpo (and Limpbow) never got to the “no” part of their learning.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Well, they do embarrass two year olds with their behavior all the time, so there’s that.

      • Vagendadentacohontas

        I think it depends on how romantic you are.

  • JVisconti

    Consent in Rush’s mind is leaving $100 in americanos (tip included) on the nightstand.

  • nightmoth

    Rush actually said “No means Yes”? GodDAMN!!!! No wonder all the male college students looked at me like I was nuts 30 years ago when I was doing “rape education” and telling them “No means No.” I’m feeling, not stabby, but dictatorial today, because I’ve got a long list of people whose freedom of speech I REALLY want to violate by throwing them in prison for the rest of their natural lives. Rush is in the top 10.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Indeed. :) I think I am as coldly angry today as I have ever been in my entire life.

      • jmk

        Absolutely yes – coldly angry describes it perfectly. The iron has entered my soul.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          These haters done f’d up, Y’all. :) Women gonna show then that.

          • jmk

            And how…and fucking how.

          • Vagendadentacohontas

            With fucking VOTES!!!!!!

          • eddi

            Bury Trump and the Republicans under a mountain of “NO!”

          • Vagendadentacohontas

            YES!!!!

    • OrdinaryJoe

      I used to think the feminist critique of the male dominated “rape culture” was overstated. Damn was I so wrong. This whole thing has shined the light of revelation on just how really dangerous it is out there for women.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Agreed. This shit MUST stop. Period. End of discussion. “Rape culture” needs to be eradicated. At swordpoint, if necessary.

        • eddi

          Oregon took a step. Doubled the statute of limitations on rape to 12 years. A woman can wait that long if needed to report the attack.

          • starfanglednut

            I think sentences should be waaaaay longer too. You rape someone, you don’t get out for a decade at least. Treatment in jail, of course, but you do some time.

        • Vagendadentacohontas

          The worser part is that’s it’s not only women who are targeted, children and men are also subjected to the perversion of rape. It’s a power thing. A submission thing. A gross thing that humans do to each other that’s not even really about the sex. We’re gross and we should be ashamed and sad, but we won’t be ashamed and sad enough to stop it until each and every man refuses to use his penis as a cudgel.
          ~We now return to our regularly scheduled snark~

    • eddi

      Are any of the attacks Trump is accused of still within the statute of limitations? A few criminal indictments would make a good start.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      Thanks for that. “Coldly angry” is what I’ve been feeling all week, and I just haven’t been able to put a name to it.

  • Taco Treg

    “How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0bce2b531989f7e3baacbb617b9ebfd9d5f57356d33938fe9da27a240ecfd0ac.gif

    • Villago Delenda Est

      As in “no respect whatsoever, idiot”

  • Reximus
    • Villago Delenda Est

      /slams head against desk

      We don’t have to imagine. We know now.

  • Vagendadentacohontas

    Reminds me of the oldie but goodie:
    What’s the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenberg?

  • Jamoche

    “How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?

    Dear shit-fer-brains: Back in the 60s, when I was a wee babby, women took the right to say yes when they meant yes, at which point all your silly games became invalid. Try to keep up.

  • nightmoth

    Any Trump supporters who are left fall into that category Abraham Lincoln defined as “You can fool some of the people all of the time.” Also, too, they’re DEPLORABLE.

  • Barley_Brains

    “…’no’ means ‘yes,’ if you know how to spot it?”

    The only thing El Rushbo spots is his Depends.

  • Logic of Color

    So I guess sometimes “No, god please no please please NO!!” means yes.

    I think about a guy in a parking garage years ago that hunted down my wife and she was only able to get away by sprinting (she’s fast) to her car, and “with votes” just doesn’t cut it anymore.

    • guest1331now

      My redneckness just said ‘With softnose votes’. (Type of gun-fired projectile). Down, inner redneck! Behave!

      • eddi

        I may be weird, but I think training and arming women would go far to reduce the abuse.

        • guest1331now

          My 80 yo mom carries — permitted — and she can hit stuff with her little .32.

        • Vagendadentacohontas

          We may both be weird, but I think training everyone in the art of recognizing another human being as an equal would also help.

          • eddi

            That even more so. My idea is too short term.

          • Vagendadentacohontas

            Self defense is empowering. There’s nothing like knowing how to properly throat punch to keep you calm in a dark parking lot.

        • Rags

          Bad idea on many levels. http://www.npr.org/2016/04/12/473391286/does-carrying-a-pistol-make-you-safer

          P.S. Too bad Republicans have forbiddent the CDC to study gun violence so we could have additional solid data on this issue.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      I’m sorry for that. I’m so glad your wife got away. I know it’s hurts you to think about it.

      We’re going to fix it, all of us. Good women, good men, everyone that’s not a hater. We’re going to make it better.

      • starfanglednut

        Maybe, maybe not. But we can help each other through it for sure.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          :) We will make it better. One step at a time. There is no magic, no miracle, but we help each other, and keep on keepin’ on.

    • Henry B.

      In the parking ramp at work, at the end of the day, I would sometimes find myself behind a woman with no one else around. I would deliberately slow down and move a bit to one side, so that she could tell without looking, by the sound of my footsteps, that I wasn’t gaining on her, nor was I directly behind. I didn’t want to be thought of as a skeevy douchebag, even mistakenly.

  • Sean McLaren

    “they’re fine with any kind of physical interaction! Football, wrestling, anything, as long as there’s consent. But as soon as you smash someone over the head with a liquor bottle from behind, bam, here comes the assault police!”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Who woulda thunk it? I ask you, it came out of nowhere!

    • Kara Connor

      Right, it’s just so confusing! Punch someone when theyve consented to fight you in boxing ring, and it’s sport. Do it on the street ….

      The moribund Limbaugh is so desperate to get listeners he continues to espouse rape apology, knowing that will resonate with the deplorables amongst his dwindling audience.

    • cat cafe

      I know! You go to the bank, they consent to give you money from your account, that’s fine. But as soon as you go in there with your assault weapon and a mask and start shooting up the place and asking for all the money in 100-dollar bills, then, bam, here comes the libtard police accusing you of bank robbery! You go swimming with someone, they “consent,” fine, but as soon as you start holding their head under water, it’s all, bam, you’re “drowning” them or something! Libtards!

      • phoenix00

        The oppression of these metal bracelets chaining my hands together! And this uniformed libtard telling me I have the right to remain silent?

  • Erala Contratista

    Rush
    Pants down…

    Broken wide angle lens

    • pstockholm

      Sex crime too. Nobody’s gonna give consent for that.

  • Duke

    So, fat old “boner pills” himself is drawing false equivalencies. Hypocrisy, even!

    Sigh…

  • Iam Reading

    How? How am I supposed to abide by the rules when you report quotes such as:

    How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?

    This fucking entity is abhorrent!

    • Vagendadentacohontas

      Today we are all lucky that comments aren’t allowed! Because I’ve got a whole lot of things I would like to comment about without votes.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    OK, it’s eating at me, I gotta come clean. For the first few days of Pussyghazi I thought he was saying that “they let me” because they were attracted to fame, and that’s sleazy and delusional and probably resulted in sexual assault but at least it wasn’t the original intent in the perp’s mind. But since then everybody else has interpreted it as “they let me” because they didn’t feel they had a choice, and he has never once bothered to challenge that, and so that’s presumably how it went, ie premeditated sexual assault, and as such I’ve revised my opinion of Trump (even further) down, and it is in fact one of the worst things I’ve heard, and should be instantly disqualifying, for anything really. There – I’m glad I got that off my chest.

    • “I attack women and I get away with it because I’m rich and famous and they know I’ll never spend a day in jail no matter what they say.”

    • phoenix00

      Sexual assault is not about sex, but all about power, perceived or real.

  • whitroth

    Well, Evan, first of all, the headline’s wrong: it should start with “Known Drug-Abuser Who Is Still On The Air”….

    And then he confuses anti-prudism (the US: more Victorian than Victoria) with anything-goes-with-women (sex is dirty, and only Virile Men can do it).

    • Villago Delenda Est

      That leaves Rush “Viagra is needed” Limbaugh out of the “virile men” category.

  • BeachBum

    Poor Rush just never got around to reading the Declaration of Independence.
    “Governments are instituted among men deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.” Damn Libtard Founding Fathers ! This whole freaking country is based on consent !

    • guest1331now

      You are officially wonderful. For today at least.

      • BeachBum

        Awww, shucks. (kicks dust)

        • guest1331now

          Imagining hearing this in Barry O’s voice:

          America is about consent, not contempt. No one who shows as much contempt for other Americans as Donald Trump shows is worthy of our consent to be governed by him.

          Fuck yeah!

          • Vagendadentacohontas

            Kinda confusing for the derplorables…let’s start with something easy like, “squirrel!”

          • cat cafe

            “Pussy!”

    • Banquo’s Ghost

      Why does Rush hate freedom?

  • Jay
  • Khavrinen

    “Rush Limbaugh, a feminist if there ever was one”

    Sorry, I read that and was laughing so hard I couldn’t read any further…

  • Hardly Ideal

    …Rush Limbaugh was talking about Ohio State’s new consent policy that “takes all the romance out of everything…”

    Oh, really?

    Hardly Ideal glanced aside as his wife came into the room.
    “Baby’s asleep?” She gently closed his laptop, moved it aside, and sat facing him in his lap.
    “Yup. You know what that means…” She draped her arms on his shoulders, forcing a blush on both their cheeks.
    “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” They touched foreheads as she whispered,
    “If you’re up for it, I say we put on some leather and do something crazy.” Hardly thought for a long moment.
    “…yeah. Not normally my thing, but yeah.”

    Before they knew it, they found themselves in the World of Warcraft, snuffing the flames of every infernal abomination in Shadowmoon valley with their brand new demon hunters.

  • aureolaborealis

    “I’ve got YOOOGE consent. The best consent. Really. Nobody gets consent like me. I’ve got enough consent for the both of us.”

  • Ryan Denniston

    “Do you know what it is? Consent. If there is consent on both or all three or all four, however many are involved in the sex act, it’s perfectly fine.”

    Yes. You understand us then? That is all.

  • Antonin Dvorak

    So, I just found out that this shirt exists:
    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41mo5hI5W0L.jpg

    I think it has been pretty well proven, that no, no she doesn’t.

    • Roadstergal

      Why, yes, I do want the Democrat. 1000x so when I see his face.

    • Vagenda and Tiara

      That is truly breathtaking.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    I can see why noted sex ethicist Rush Limburger is confused…

    https://youtu.be/egB0Dmfoq6k

  • natoslug

    Consent is just another word for Rushbo’s not gettin’ laid. Hmmm, that’s kind of a jaunty tune . . .

    • CatCope

      I can’t imagine any female wanting to F**k this disgusting blob. Even if she was drunk!
      Out of the mouth of assholes, comes……………….

  • Don Gwinn

    What makes it compelling is how furiously angry he is at the very idea of consent. Consent is the worst thing he can imagine. He went full rage-demonic feral snarl at the very idea. Didja hear a pause at the end of the segment? He got a text from Alex Jones that said, “hey RLB u ok bud? sounds like tiem 4 break maybe. worried :-/ “

    • Roadstergal

      The idea of treating a sexual partner like a human being disgusts him.

      • Banquo’s Ghost

        And the idea of a human being as his sexual partner kind of disgusts virtually everyone else.

  • Panika MCD

    dear Shitstain,

    I know that in the morally relativistic world you occupy nothing seems more unfair than the fact that you don’t get to call the shots and neither does your Butty in Rim Jobs, the Donald.

    however, for the rest of us animate objects: yes! consent is fantastic. it allows you to have good sex, interesting sex and, probably most importantly, copious sex because you make sure that both people’s morals, wants, needs and desires are heard.

    and consent can work for you too! you should let your partner know that all you want is a little missionary every once in a while (probably a long while because I can’t imagine your pill addiction does wonders for your libido) and a sponge bath every night.

    it also allows me to say that I don’t want to be involved with anyone that unimaginitive or anyone with an addiction to anything more severe than the marijuana. but I do want adventurous sex on the regular. see: BOTH SIDES CAN DUET!

    now, feel free to swipe in whatever direction rids you from my life.

  • LadyLaz

    Yes you f-k wad, consent is the most important thing. It is the difference between a hug and a goddamn crime.

    • phoenix00

      You’re allowed to say fuckwad. No need to hold back.

  • Jgb979

    Christ almighty

    Sex-consent= rape. Every. Single. Time.

    Maybe if you weren’t such a repellant gasbag piece of shit youd find someone to have sex with you. It really isn’t that hard.

    Hint: the rape police are just called “the police”.

  • Rufus T. Firefly

    What pisses me off even more than his rant is the millions of dittoheads around the country nodding their heads approvingly.

    Well, OK, thousands. But still. What the actual fuck.

  • guppy06

    How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?

    When a safeword other than “no” has been established beforehand.

    What do I win?

    • phoenix00

      One nasty porno DVD.

      • guppy06

        Porno comes (hah!) on DVD now? When did this happen?

        • phoenix00

          Since all these shiny plastic discs that used to contain software or movies became redundant. You know, because Internet.

  • BMW

    Countdown to Limbaugh sexual harrassment scandal of his own in 3….2….1….

    • MC Planck

      Hahaha no. Because they don’t speak English in the Dominican Republic.

      • byobg

        And the agency in Costa Rica that sends the smooth boys is known for its discretion.

  • I am wondering if any woman stopped laughing long enough to consent to sex with Rush?

    • phoenix00

      You know some deplorable has… *shudder*

      • Pisto75666

        Well he’s been married something like 3 times. OTOH it happened only after the checks cleared.

    • Cool_North

      I would think screaming and running away or become forever sexually blind.

  • Vagenda and Tiara

    “The most insightful thing I’ve read about the Donald Trump sex talk scandal is this: “how ironic, then, that a cultural which rejects moral standards” … and make no bones, folks, we do! … You stand up for moral standards, you’re gonna be mocked and laughed out of the room! They’re gonna call you a prude! They’re gonna call you a Victorian! They’re gonna call you an old fuddy-duddy and an old fogey and they’re gonna claim you wanna deny people having a good time …”

    And they say satire is dead!

    If I’m reading this correctly, he’s saying that if you stand up for not letting women get raped by Donald Trump, that means you’re an asshole?

  • Kathy Taus

    Can you imagine how disgusting it must be to have service this fool? Vile POS

    • GlobalBeagle

      It would be like having a wardrobe fall on you, one with the key left in the door.

  • Cool_North

    And just so these degenerates don’t get any weight or say in the future, people should go out and vote even if it looks like Clinton is sweeping the floor with Trump, because a landslide will render them once and for all the embarrassing minority they actually are, on the wrong side of the history and left far behind so we can all forget this painful last year and move on.

    • HooverVilles

      Yes, make Trump the bigleyest yuuuugest LOOSER eva!

  • DutchS

    It just keeps getting stupider. Yes, Rush, it’s all about consent. The difference between you borrowing my car and grand theft auto is consent. The difference between my donating money and being robbed is consent. The difference between you being a guest and a home invader is consent. The difference between taking my kid to the park and kidnapping is consent.

  • gingerland62

    Just wait until Rush finds out if he murders someone the murder police show up. I read that quote two or three times to see if I was reading it incorrectly. I wasn’t. Yuck.

  • hvdv

    Consent is such a terrible thing, isn’t it? Totally ruined the sex lives of many, many men.

  • KJB

    Ugh, everything about this man is despicable. GET IN THE SEA!

    • CatCope

      No, KJB, Our seas are polluted enuf, even tho I get your drift!! Can’t we just throw “IT” off the Grand Canyon?! No, then he’d land in the Colorado River & pollute that. Well, there is, No that’s against the law. I’m too old for jail!!

      • KJB

        True – marine life has suffered enough. Something about this man just makes me think he should have shot himself in the butt by now, I don’t know why.

        • CatCope

          ME EITHER! It’s not like the TARGET was too SMALL!!
          “Butt”, then again, narcissists & misogynists are a Disgusting bunch of DEPLORABLES!
          DOMINICAN BOYS??!!! (if this was true, of course)

          • KJB

            Ugh. I hadn’t heard about it being boys in particular, but it wouldn’t surprise me. theonlyseven’s comment above is giving me some hope…

  • GlobalBeagle

    Aren’t ‘the rape police’ usually better known simply as ‘the police’?

    • A Town Like Alice in Chains

      The rape police
      They live inside of my head
      The rape police
      They come to me in my bed
      The rape police
      They’re coming to arrest me
      Oh no

  • Mike Steele

    The thought of catching Rush pants-down in a sex act is enough to make even th e most intrepid tabloid reporter (think Danny DeVito in L.A. Confidential) avert his eyes and shield his camera lens. That’s why he hasn’t been caught.

  • theonlyseven

    Rush will never be caught in a sex scandal because he can not have sex.
    His pill addiction is so bad he can not get an erection and he’s constipated all the time.
    I know this from a VERY reliable source.

  • Vagandarian the Librarian!

    Rush: how many times he’s been right=1 and he didn’t mean to.

    How many times wrong? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b3262b0e13f736ba32177097b1eafb81101c4c252cc7a9a9628c4c4efe509a6.png

    • Odd Jørgensen

      Lazy 8, can`t even stand up straight. probly all hopped up on reefers and oxy.

  • starkitty

    How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?

    Okay, Rushy–and anyone else still confused: This was a thing before the Sexual Revolution when most girls who wanted to have sex were afraid of looking like sluts if they just came out and said so. This was a very real fear and had serious social and economic consequences. So they played this game of being hard to get, before consenting. Unfortunately predators used this dynamic to assume self servingly EVERY girl who said no really meant yes.

    No one does this any more, at least no secure adult. And if someone is having trouble expressing consent, the responsible thing is to NOT have sex with them. They are either playing games or too immature, whatever their age.

    So is Rush saying he wants to go back to a time women were AFRAID to just say yes? And how is this good for men?

    • Lily412

      ” This was a thing before the Sexual Revolution when most girls who
      wanted to have sex were afraid of looking like sluts if they just came
      out and said so. This was a very real fear and had serious social and
      economic consequences. So they played this game of being hard to get,
      before consenting.”

      Patriarchy at its finest; teaching men that “no” sometimes means yes. Let’s say it again: patriarchy is bad for everyone .

      • starkitty

        Its all pretty sick, but this specific part owes its origin more to religious puritanism and sexual repression. It’s possible to have a gender oppressive system where with no sexual repression. The dynamics will be different. For instance, the concept of a “slut” will not exist as we know it.

  • Alan

    I’ve always thought that consent is what makes it fun. Silly me.

  • Melissa Rowell

    What the hell is wrong with these people? Really? Is it really that hard to understand? I mean, I assume men don’t want to be raped by other men. Women don’t want to be raped either. Simple concept. Idiot.

  • Walter Wellstone

    Does anyone picture Rush getting laid if he asked for consent first? I don’t.

    • proudcanucklehead

      Consent for limpy is the $200+ he has in his hand when asking how much.

  • handyhippie65

    so, consent=bad. rape=good. i knew limberger was darth vader’s brother from another mother, but this is too much. sometimes, tolerance is more difficult than others.

  • Jerome Taylor

    The only difference between a gift and theft is consent. Are we going to have theft police now?

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