Rush Limbaugh, a feminist if there ever was one, has his finger on the pulse of what’s wrong with the media’s obsession with Donald Trump admitting on tape that he likes to “grab them by the pussy” against their will, all those women coming forward to say Trump groped them, and with more recent news that Trump likes to leer at naked Miss Teen USA contestants and wistfully imagine what it’s going to be like to date a 10-year-old girl, once she grows up a bit.
Tell us why we’re getting it all wrong, El Rushbo:
You know what the magic word, the only thing that matters in American sexual mores today is? One thing. You can do anything, the left will promote and understand and tolerate anything, as long as there is one element. Do you know what it is? Consent. If there is consent on both or all three or all four, however many are involved in the sex act, it’s perfectly fine. Whatever it is. But if the left ever senses and smells that there’s no consent in part of the equation then here come the rape police. But consent is the magic key to the left.
Man, fuck those liberals, always being obsessed with “consent.” It’s almost as if we think it’s OK to have any kind of sex you like, as long as everybody is a grown-up and wants to have the sex, but we get all outraged when somebody forces another somebody to have sex they DON’T want to have. Why we gotta be such moral scolds about everything?
Rush has actually correctly portrayed liberals, for once in his sad, pill-popping life. We do in fact think sex with consent is good and sex without consent is bad.
You actually need to listen to the audio tape, to hear how disgusted Rush is when he says the word “consent.” Now we’re fairly certain “consent” has probably denied Rush A LOT OF SEX in his life, but that’s no reason to be all frowny face. Rush should just try being a totally different person from who he is — a person who takes 29 tabs of Viagra with him to the Dominican Republic, where the child prostitutes are. Maybe then he will figure out what all this hullabaloo about “consent” is about.
Before Rush sprang a leak over the way liberals think rape is bad, he ranted about how America has no moral standards anymore:
The most insightful thing I’ve read about the Donald Trump sex talk scandal is this: “how ironic, then, that a cultural which rejects moral standards” … and make no bones, folks, we do! … You stand up for moral standards, you’re gonna be mocked and laughed out of the room! They’re gonna call you a prude! They’re gonna call you a Victorian! They’re gonna call you an old fuddy-duddy and an old fogey and they’re gonna claim you wanna deny people having a good time …
If liberals get to do gay-sexing and threesomes, with consent, then folks like Rush should get to do the raping, we think we hear him saying?the time he said being obsessed with consent “takes all the romance out of everything.” Really:
How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?
We don’t think Rush Limbaugh knows how to spot it, but maybe we’re wrong.
Another time, Rush complained that the media was treating Bill Cosby like “the nation’s biggest rapist,” just because Cosby raped so many women. LIBERAL BIAS!reporting that teenage boys aren’t valiantly fucking ladies as much as they used to, because the liberals have turned them into feminized metrosexuals who are always worried they’re going to be accused of rape, even if they only raped girls a little bit?
How this man has not been caught pants down doing a full-fledged sex crime escapes us, really, but there’s always tomorrow.