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It feeds, Scully. IT FEEDS.

Julian Assange is very unhappy with the lying American media, which he accused Wednesday of being in the tank for Hillary Clinton, who also happens to be a demon who’ll murder us all after the media get her elected. We learn so much while writing this little mommyblog!

“The American liberal media is falling over themselves to defend Hillary Clinton,” he told The New York Times during a Facebook video interview Wednesday.

“[They are] erecting a demon who is going to put nooses around everyone’s necks as soon as she wins this election, which she is almost certainly going to do.”

With votes, presumably. We aren’t 100% sure, but it seems to us this Julian Assange fellow is starting to sound just a little bit like Alex Jones, no?

Assange is particularly angry that the media believes the Clinton campaign’s assertions that Wikileaks has been receiving its purloined DNC and Clinton campaign files from Russia, just because US intelligence sources and cybersecurity experts also say Russian intelligence services are the most likely source.

“[It’s] that attempted reframing by Hillary Clinton, to declare media organizations that are publishing material that shows illicit behavior in the [Democratic National Committee] to fix the election for her, as somehow being Russian agents,” he said.

“Her campaign has effectively called, or maybe even directly called Donald Trump, the opposition leader in this case, a Russian agent,” Assange added of the GOP’s presidential nominee.

“Donald Trump, the opposition leader.” We like that — sounds like he’s a brave freedom fighter in a third-world autocracy (yes, yes, more-leftist-than-thou purists, the USA already is an oppressive dystopia, we know). Maybe Trump should get a beret. Good lord — maybe he’s trying to grow one.

In reference to another enemy of the Clinton Junta, Assange added,

Jill Stein, the Green Party candidate, the fourth candidate effectively in terms of numbers, has also been called a Russian agent. This is a neo-McCarthyist hysteria.

We haven’t called Jill Stein that, we’re pretty sure, but we do like the idea that suddenly anyone who’s concerned about a foreign government trying to influence an American election is Joe Fucking McCarthy — or that the hyper crony capitalist kleptocracy that is the modern Russia is being redbaited for being too lefty.

In any case, Assange says, Russia is no big. Seriously, Vladimir Putin may be murdering a few journalists and political enemies, and cracking down on freedom of speech, but that’s all internal stuff, nothing for anyone outside Russia to worry about:

“Any serious analyst understands that China and the United States are the only real games in town,” he said. “China has ten times the population of Russia, seven times the GDP. Russia has the GDP of Italy.

“Of course, within its own neck of the woods, countries in between Russia and China, the Caucasus and so on, of course, Russia is very significant to them. On the world stage, Russia’s a bit player.”

So what’s a little hacking, really? Not that any of Wikileaks’s documents came from Russia, don’t be ridiculous, you McCarthyite witch hunter. Don’t you care that Hillary Clinton is going to put a noose around our necks the minute the lamestream media gets her elected?

The New York Times published an article Wednesday critical of Assange, suggesting that recent Wikileaks releases have — intentionally or not — been rather helpful to Russian foreign policy goals. Assange dismissed the article as nothing more than a “conspiracy theory” full of innuendo and McCarthyism, and said,

“The only hard news in the article is that ‘American officials say Mr. Assange and WikiLeaks probably have no direct ties to Russian intelligence services,” Assange wrote, quoting the article’s subhead.

Which is true enough — the government hasn’t accused Assange of having connections to Russia, or said openly that the DNC and Clinton campaign hacks were done by Russia. It’s just that virtually all the experts in the intelligence and cybersecurity business say they’re pretty sure the hacks came from Russia, and the information was then sent to Wikileaks’s secure inbox. But that’s exactly what you’d expect from the Powers That Be, now isn’t it?

We simply don’t know what to think about all this. We’re just going to have to wait to see what USA SUPREME has to say about it. They’re the only source we trust anymore.

[The Hill / Politifact / NYT / Politico / NYT]

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  • SuspectedDemocrat

    That would explain it. There was a UPS screw-up and a shipment of 7.4 billion nooses were left on my front porch!

    • Jonny On Maui

      There must have been a screw-up. I never got the invite to your party…

      • goonemeritus

        I thought the invitation said bring your own butt-plug.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        As a rule, when invited to a necktie party, I politely decline.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Someone thinks they can save money by cheaping out on the noose vendor with only an 87% customer approval rating; mistake, it’s not worth the risk of bad service.

    • goonemeritus

      Typical wasteful Democrat spending, it’s not like you can’t use one noose for multiple hangings.

      • malsperanza

        Yeah, and I bet they’re made in China and half of them have the rope twisted backward.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          What is wrong with good old American-made nooses? Has Hillary no shame?

    • Metadude

      Which I received. I ordered dog toys, but the dog is enjoying biting the heads off them.

  • Vagenda of Goats

    Hillary is going to put nooses around our necks? That explains the line on my Social Security application asking for my current neck diameter in inches.

  • M H

    USA SUPREME is also a FANTASTIC source for motorcycle news! Basically: everything you could want in a Google-translated website.

  • beavertank

    Once upon a time I almost kind of liked Assange and Wikileaks… outing secrets that shouldn’t be kept secret is, in its way, a noble pursuit.

    But then he went full-on shitbird by outing private people and putting them in danger when there was literally no benefit to doing so, and now he’s moved on to crazy conspiracy theorist who can’t not wildly exaggerate the reality of what his leaks show, and sadly he has gone from someone who could be a good guy fighting the good fight to just another crank being used by powerful people for their own ends.

    • malsperanza

      Which unfortunately discredits the original enterprise completely. It will be a cold day in hell before another Snowden comes along to expose truly improper and democracy-endangering acts by our secret agencies. Nice going, Assange!

  • Pickle Truther (AntiDerpomeme)

    I worry about Hillary’s devotion to LITERALLY lynching LITERALLY everybody in the USA. My hands aren’t as young and flexible as they used to me, and I can imagine they’d cramp up after a few thousand nooses tied. And she’s got a few years on me.

  • Joe Beese

    I can’t support this demon/noose plan.

    • Vagenda of Goats

      I understand support for it is hanging by a thread.

      • Joe Beese

        Swell. Gallows humor.

      • Astraea

        But she has a stranglehold on the media.

        • PubOption

          And is going full throttle to implement the plan.

    • Rasilom

      I could however get behind a demon moose plan. Demon moose sounds like fun!

      • hendenburg2

        OOOHHH! DEMON MOOSE VS. SARAH PALIN BATTLE ROYALE!

        • Mehmeisterjr

          A demon Møøse once bit my sister… No realli!

          • hendenburg2

            Demon Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
            Special Demon Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
            Demon Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
            Demon Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
            Miss Taylor’s Demon Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
            Demon Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
            Demon Møøses’ noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
            Large demon møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and “O” Level Geography by BO BENN
            Suggestive poses for the Demon Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Your logic is unantlerable.

          • DemmeVagenda

            Bravo!

            (When I lived in Denmark, some people called that “crazy O”.
            They couldn’t pronounce it either.)

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “The media is in the tank for Clinton, which is why you’ll never see ridiculous allegations like mine in the New York Times.”
    — Julian Assange

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Fuck you, Assange.”
    — Dagestan, Chechnya, Georgia, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Moldova, and Ukraine

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Sure, maybe it is important to Russia’s immediate neighbors… like, y’know, life and death wise.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Dude’s gone crazy

    • Joe Beese

      Cooped up too long.

  • pgjack

    Assange hates America. His hacked and leaked news is always anti US. He and many of his followers think the US is the source of all evil in the world. If the title “Enemy if the State” should be placed on anyone’s head it should be Julian Assange.

    • clubseal

      The ol’ hates America trope. I’m also critical of the United States’ foreign policy. Should I get a head start on the CIA now?

      • clubseal

        That’s not to say I’m defending this weird anti-Hillary obsession.

      • JMP

        The fact that a lot of idiots label anyone who criticizes any US foreign as “anti-American” doesn’t change the fact that there are a lot of knee-jerk actual anti-American out there, who jump to attack every single thing the US does in foreign policy ever whether good or bad, and Assange is one of them.

    • JMP

      And the fact that someone who hates America so much is supporting Donald Trump should give his supporters pause, but it won’t.

    • malsperanza

      I get why a committed anti-authoritarian rebel might hate the US. Its behavior outside its own borders has frequently not rarely lived up to its own ideals and principles. But how the hell do you get from that position to being a Putin supporter and a fan of today’s Russia?

      • Ducksworthy

        Fear of Polonium?

        • Iam Reading

          Works evert time! Don’t make me stop the car and whip put the deadly radionuclides!

  • Callyson

    The American liberal media is falling over themselves to defend Hillary Clinton

    Bitch, please.”

    – Hillary

    • Iam Reading

      Explains why I only heard about benghazi and emails eleventy billion infinity times.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Julian Assange, head of the Bull Noose Party.

  • Callyson

    “[They are] erecting a demon who is going to put nooses around everyone’s necks as soon as she wins this election, which she is almost certainly going to do.”

    She’s going to reward the voters for sending her to the White House by killing them off? OK then…

    • Astraea

      She’s so evil, she doesn’t even need a coherent motive for her evil murders.

      • Loki1001

        Well, that’s been the assertion of the Clinton Body Count for decades now.

      • beavertank

        It’s like collecting stuff, eventually the original motivation loses all meaning and you start being evil just for the sake of being evil.

    • Yeah, she’s basically Satan torturing the people who are ostensibly on his side. It doesn’t have to make sense.

  • “…as soon as she wins this election, which she is almost certainly going to do.”

    But… what about all that damning evidence you have that is definitely, absolutely going to put her in super jail for the next million years? WHAT ABOUT THAT, MR.RAPESALOT?!

    • Loki1001

      Don’t you see, he’s still preparing it! Because it takes months to prepare a digital file of a document for upload to a server!

      • Astraea

        Well yeah. Do you think creating propaganda is easy??

        • Loki1001

          There better be a sparkly animation background and autoplaying music!

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            Bring back Blingees! Okay, not really. Those things could cause epileptic fits. Particularly the ones we used to create of Dame Peggy Noonan, Her Highness of Highness.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            That wasn’t the Blingees. That was the gin. Lots and lots and lots of gin.

        • Ducksworthy

          Translating it from the original Russian takes time.

  • Loki1001

    Sooooooooooooooooooooooo… if the American media is “falling over themselves to defend Hillary Clinton” why does it seem to have so many pre-prepared statements about how Trump is acting presidential and pivoting to the general election (they managed to somehow get in a metric ton of those stories between Trump in Mexico and Trump in Arizona)? And also still going on about emails that show literally no corruption at all?

    • Astraea

      Today MSNBC has a stupid story about a perfectly non-newsworthy email but she sent it from her private server after she was SOS. The article doesn’t say why that matters, but they’re trying real hard to make it look bad.

      • Loki1001

        Remember how it was super newsworthy that Huma Abedin told a Lebanese billionaire she’d call someone for him and then completely didn’t?

        Apparently, “Assistant Handles Needy Individual” is news now. And apparently journalists who are routinely on the other end of those situations can’t recognize it for what it is.

        • Astraea

          Obviously Hillz should have just killed any donors who tried to contact her after they donated. That’s the only way to send the right message.

        • YoBunnyBunny

          I had a good laugh at that. Anybody who has every worked with any organization with a reputation has dealt with those kind of needy individuals before. Just smile and tell ’em you’ll put a word in just to get them off the phone/out of the office.

      • Ducksworthy

        Is that the one telling to please pick up some arugula? As if we didn’t all know what that was code for.

        • Blank Ron

          Wait, I only have the old code book. Is it still ‘kale’?

    • malsperanza

      Assange is only angry at the sector of the media that publishes responsible, well-researched stories backed up with data and professional expert analysis. Those are the ones who are in the bag for Clinton. The others don’t count.

  • Astraea

    I’m so sick of this fucker.

    • James Christopher Owen

      Srsly. Ya know, I once admired Wikileaks on account of that whole telling the truth in a time of universal deceit bidness, but now…just…asshole. Suggesting that the MSM is in the tank for Hillary?! What.The Actual…I can’t even….

  • Wild Cat

    If Amy Goodman has that pale dork on her show again, I’m going to force her to listen to WBAI . . .

  • calliecallie

    Cue music: He wore a bad, hairy beret. The kind you find at a wigs and more store.

    • doktorzoom

      Ouch. Would upvote if my upvoter worked. But maybe it’s better if I didn’t :D

      • Ricky Gay

        upvoted for you!

    • theblackdog

      I even heard this in a Prince-style voice

  • anwisok

    So . . .
    Bath Salts
    Flakka
    Krokodil
    good old LSD
    or
    psychotic?

    • Jonny On Maui

      Yes.

  • Vagendajohn

    Does this guy have access to a map? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasus

  • goonemeritus

    I have never had any shame sir! and according to an informal polling of my close associates I score pretty low on decency.

  • anna rampage

    I’m starting to think all of that recycled air Assange has been breathing over the last few years has deteriorated his brain quite a bit…

  • cheetojeebus

    Fucking peeping tom douchebag should get out more often. pleeeze.

  • Callyson

    WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange won’t say who leaked thousands of Democratic National Committee emails, even as security experts believe it was the work of Russian government hackers.

    “Secrecy for me, but not for thee,” eh, Julian?

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      That is my thinking exactly.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    Cowering rapist fuck AND white supremacists!? Trump gets ALL the good endorsements.

    • Ducksworthy

      And the FSB! If he loses, it must be rigged!

  • JMP

    Hey lying rapist, the emails stolen by Russian intelligence you leaked – along with the personal data of thousands of individuals, because you’re a giant dickhead that way – did not show any “illicit behavior” at all by the DNC or the Clinton campaign, it should no wrongdoing whatsoever; and it’s ridiculous that you claim that the media which is bending over backward to play its’ normal false equivalence game and treat Donald Trump like a legitimate candidate instead of the racist fascist demagogue he is is somehow trying to help Hilla4ry Clinton when the exact opposite is true.

  • clubseal

    America poo-pooing a foreign government trying to influence elections? That’s incredibly rich. What’s next, we’ll start criticizing other governments for “renditioning” people of certain persuasions to secret black sites?

  • Rick Hill

    We assure you, Jullian is voicing his own concerns…concerns that should be yours, as well…..

  • Rick Hill

    Ok, well, who do YOU want as your leader? A guy who doesn’t pay his bills or someone who controls demons? It’s an easy choice.

    • Donald Trump or Beelzebub?

      Yeah, I gotta go with lesser of two evils and vote for Bub.

      • Rick Hill

        At least the smarter of two evils

      • Blank Ron

        I handed my ‘Prince of Lies’ title to The Donald back in the 80s. Just so you know.
        – B.

  • AnOuthouse

    Why is Assange still so bitter? I thought he had all the secret emails that would prove Hillary is an evil master mind criminal and sink her election chances as soon as they get around to releasing them in October.

    • theblackdog

      You’d be bitter too if you had to be cooped up in the Ecuadorian Embassy instead of creeping on random women until the police want to have a word with you.

    • kaydenpat

      He’s angry that he cannot sway sensible people to vote for The Donald. It’s so sad when you can’t get what you want even if what you want is a Bigot-in-Chief.

  • Ms.MLG1979

    Just as I predicted, the strong possibility of a penis-free leader of the free world has pushed many small men over the edge. Bless their hearts.

    • Rick Hill

      Not everyone is onboard with your free penis agenda. Wait, I read that wrong…

      • Gayer Than Thou

        She’s got my vote! (Though, to be honest, I don’t expect her to be any better at enforcing mandatory gay marriage than Obama has been.)

        • James Christopher Owen

          IKR? If Obama were serious about the gay throat-cramming agenda, Kim Davis and Roy Moore would have been whisked immediately to FEMA reeducation camps instead of all this “due process” piddle-assing around.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      what do you mean by “small” men?

      • Ms.MLG1979

        Manbabies. I mean Manbabies.

    • beavertank

      There’s a strong possibility that on January 20, 2017 literally all of the penises in the US will suddenly disappear. That’s the real, actual danger of electing a female president.

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        Well, Assange didn’t say where the nooses would be put.

        • beavertank

          Suddenly my shady past as a sheep castrator will come in handy!

      • Astraea

        Wait, does this include the vibrating ones?

        • Ms.MLG1979

          Damn, I hope not!

        • beavertank

          Yep. Only the fist shaped ones and the weird alien/dragon/other mythical beast ones will survive.

          • Astraea

            Damn, I might have to rethink my vote.

          • beavertank

            It’s ok, you’ll get used to it.

            Or else.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Are we talking about vibrating nooses or vibrating sheep? This is important!

          • Jonny On Maui

            Wait, what? There’s vibrating sheep? Are they coin operated?

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Nothing is coin operated anymore. Paypal or a credit card.

          • Jonny On Maui

            [sigh] I am an Old…

      • Ms.MLG1979

        The day the scrotums died…

        • Jonny On Maui

          Ouch!

          • Sardonicuss

            Damnit! Must scroll before snarky…Jinx.

          • Ms.MLG1979

            Who will think of the poor scrotums?

          • James Christopher Owen

            The proper Latin form is “scrota”. That is all. ;)

        • Rick Hill

          I could live without them. Two freeloaders, hanging around all day doing nothing. Moochers, I tell ya.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Two scrota!? How come I got only one!?

          • Rick Hill

            Did I let that slip? Of course, I only have one…yeah, that’s it. Just one….

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Dammit, stop the lies! I can take the truth (unlike a Latino Trump supporter.)

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Only two? I always assumed that all other guys had two dicks and four balls. Have I been beating myself up for nothing?

          • SDGeoff

            Your scrota quota slipped an iota.

        • Gayer Than Thou

          Bye, bye Miss American pie…

      • jesuswasablack
      • Sardonicuss

        Owwie.

        • Doug Langley

          It’s true! I saw it on the internet!!

      • shaar dula

        imo, all the dicks will shrink, out of the rest, some penes will get a hardon just from the relief of having averted a major disaster and the intellectual import of having elected our first female preznit, most of us though will be on the usual arbitrary schedule.

        I’ve been through female premiers. they are serious nutcrackers. some of them even have real balls.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4eq4obdJa4

        • shaar dula

          I say balls, bcoz, Kissinger et al seriously tried to fuck this up. Manekshaw and Indira stood up to there bullshit and did the right thing.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MATAqeiL-4

          • … and then a few years later she declared 18 months of martial law, closed down opposition newspapers, threw opponents in jail, and her idiot son went around forcibly sterilizing millions of peasants. “Tough and ballsy” are NOT always good things.

          • shaar dula

            yup agree. no contest.

    • Redgyal

      The Vagenda is on track. Next comes the Gynosphere!

      • Rick Hill

        Do we all have to live there? Won’t we get all wrinkly?

        • Redgyal

          I’m not sure how to answer that.

          • Rick Hill

            You should reply “No, a gynosphere removes wrinkles.”

      • the Vagenda Manologues

        ben wa justice, coming at ya.

        • Rick Hill

          You don’t want to stand in the way when payback comes rolling by

      • Pickle Truther (AntiDerpomeme)
      • Gayer Than Thou

        I tentatively welcome our Gynocrat overladies, but I can take only so much processing and consensus-building

    • PubOption

      Keep on dicking in the free world.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Testosterone Free Presidency. Now won’t that be something.

  • JMP

    When is Ecuador going to get off its ass and actually extradite this criminal shithead so he can go to prison where he belongs, anyway?

  • jesuswasablack
    • FauxAntocles

      That’s Comrade Julian to you, buddy!

  • geoffalnutt

    I was musing on possible titles for the book: “The Demon Wore A Pantsuit” or “Hillary Will Eat Your Face”.

    • Astraea

      Vagenda Dentata

      • geoffalnutt

        It sounds like a ballet position.

      • James Christopher Owen

        Hakuna matata?

      • Manocide:_The_Vagenda_of_Fate

        What a wonderful phrase
        Vagenda Dentata
        It ain’t no passin’ craze…

    • Sardonicuss

      The Sisterhood of the Traveling Face Eating Pansuits

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Rapist translucent toilet snake hiding in an Argentinean embassy says what now? It’s hard to pretend you’re some crusader for journalism and free media when you pooh pooh criticisms of Vladimir “Trump is my bitch” Putlonium…

    • kaydenpat

      I think he’s in the Ecuadorian embassy but you’re fight that he needs to shut the hell up and stop playing at being some type of hero. He’s only a hero to the Russians because he’s at their beck and call.

  • olympia

    Oh, shut the fuck up, you bad 80s TV guest star.

    Seriously- doesn’t Assange look like the villain from an episode of “Knight Rider”? At the end, of course, Kitt would reveal that Assange was actually a robot and tip him into a pool of fetid sludge.

  • Sardonicuss

    Basement dwelling rapist Randite sez what?
    Is it now safe to point out the Julian has always been an incredible bomb lobbing, self aggrandizing asshole…or is that Oliver Stone movie out yet?

    • kaydenpat

      England needs to deport his behind to Sweden.

      • Sardonicuss

        I keep hoping he just gets cocky and starts donning a wig and sneaking out to club it up.
        Then its…”nicked ya me old rapist!”

        • SullivanSt

          He might be as deranged as a Bundy, but not sure he’s quite that stupid.

          • Sardonicuss

            Stir crazy.

      • SullivanSt

        He is not currently in England.

        He’s in Ecuador. A very tiny enclave of Ecuador in the middle of London.

        • kaydenpat

          Touché.

  • SullivanSt

    On the world stage, Russia’s a bit player.

    Which is of course the primary motivation for the ex-KGB chief megalomaniac piner for the glory days of the Soviet empire currently in charge trying so desperately to puff his chest and Make Russia Great Again.

    China has ten times the population of Russia, seven times the GDP

    In other words, Russia has higher GDP per capita than China.

    Although again, lack of the resources that would be necessary to rejoin the arms race like the good ol’ Cold War days is exactly fucking why Russia has – and this is extensively documented – sought to make cyberattack and influence operations primary components of its military/foreign policy apparatus.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    I’m still skeptical about the rape charges but am now certain Assange is an asshole.

  • kaydenpat

    Could someone tell me why so many on the Left got caught up defending this creep when he first came to the public’s attention? Now he’s come out as a full blown Trump supporter. He needs to go back to Sweden to face those rape charges and keep his nose out of American politics. It’s not his job to release negative information about one of our candidates.

    • Sardonicuss

      Because there were a lot of idiots that thought this is “The Matrix” …and Julian was really Morpheus?

    • SullivanSt

      Because there really is a lot of unnecessary secrecy in Western governments?

      Shame the guy most loudly yelling about it has proven himself unequivocally among the very last people you should ever trust for deciding what should or should not be public knowledge. Right alongside American Presidential candidate he’s throwing his weight behind.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Of course he’s a hero now to all the patriots who hated him before. Clearly a narcissist who fancies himself a crusader and gives not an infinitesimal fuck who is hurt by his actions.

  • edith prickly

  • andyshelt

    Thanks for your thoughts, Julian.

    It will just take me some time to process what to make of your latest comments…………….

  • Pugsandcoffee

    Until the media is spending equal amounts of time asking him about all them ladies what he raped (with votes or whatever, allegedly), then stfu.

  • Redgyal

    The Ecuadoran Embassy should kick this guy out.

    • BadKitty904

      He’s certainly doing Ecuador no favors.

  • HanBarbara

    So since he’s admitting that Hillary will probably win the election, that means he really has…nothing?

    • Sardonicuss

      He’s just waiting for the right “time”, then we will see…he’ll show us all! Bwaahahhahah

      • SullivanSt

        Just like, according to his fans, Duhnald is still patiently righting for the perfect moment to unleash the results of his investigators’ Hawaiian vacation that totally happened how do you suggest the investigators are a figment of his imagination. The cake is real!

        • Sardonicuss

          Those guys are hoping Donald wants to dig up some dirt on Hillz trip to Bermuda next!
          Yeah boss, we are on the case!

      • BadKitty904

        The “right time” being “any time it benefits Julian Assange”.

    • BadKitty904

      If Gollum or the Trumpenfuhrer actually HAD anything incriminating, they’d have used it before now. Do either of these nutjobs strike you as the type “wait” on anything?

      • WomanInAMood

        Canny strategic thinking and intellectual discipline are definately not strong points for either of these shitweasels.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          I believe this is the first time in recorded history that the concepts of “canny strategic thinking” and “intellectual discipline” have ever appeared in a discussion of Donald Trump. Hats off!

        • BadKitty904

          It’s like watching rabid chihuahuas trying build an internal-combustion engine.

          • WomanInAMood

            I’m sure you meant “rabid”, but “rapid chihuahuas” is making me laugh very, very loudly.

          • BadKitty904

            Stupid spell-check…

    • Mehmeisterjr

      That’s the September Surprise!

  • azeyote

    that’s a lot of nooses – where are they gonna be made ? probably one of those countries that owe the Clinton Foundation big time –

  • Crystalclear12

    Yeah, The New York Times has really been kissing Hillary’s ass this election. All the media really. Glad someone finally called them on it.

    Yes, this is sarcasm. If you thought I was serious you most likely have wandered onto the wrong website.

    • BadKitty904

      If anyone thought you were serious, they very obviously haven’t been actually following the media’s coverage of this election.

  • AndyC316

    GOD, can HRC pls just fucking hang me already and get it the fuck over with?!

    • Joe Beese

      She’s left you hanging. By not leaving you hanging.

      I need to lay down.

      • AndyC316

        Yea — it’s really a lose/lose type of thing… OMG it’s the KOBAYASHI MARU!!

  • duckshoe

    “In the tank for” Clinton. Yeeeargh. Trump gets incessant free media, not least for a droning “policy speech” on immigration which was just his stupid stump speech with a few multi-syllable words added. At almost the same moment Clinton releases a detailed, thoughtful position paper on mental-health issues which is covered as “Why is she unlikeable,” coverage which is then (fortunately?) drowned out by endless drivel about Anthony Weiner’s phone habits. If I knew a reporter the temptation to slap him/her silly would be overwhelming.

  • Pickle Truther (AntiDerpomeme)

    I’m gonna hold off judgement until that Dilbert guys weighs in. Asshat and he seem to have similar pants-shitting reactions to powerful women.

    • Doug Langley

      I believe it’s something like this:

  • Ducksworthy

    The media must be doing something right. Trump is no longer sinking in the polls. It starting to look like a horse race again! (Moonvees wins monies!)

  • HanBarbara

    What little sympathy Assange ever had in this country came from Liberals. Now he’s managed to antagonize 99% of them by appearing to side with Trump and the Republican Party. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      not just appearing…

      • BadKitty904

        Absolutely no “appearing.” He’s made his stand crystal clear.

    • SullivanSt

      He has no need for American supporters. There’s a whole chorus of highly approving voices in his head.

  • Gorillionaire

    There are quite a few places in the world where you can get a noose around your neck for being rapey, Mr. Assange.

    • AndyC316

      Sadly the POSH Ecuadorian embassy in jolly ol’ London town isn’t one of them :(

  • Jenny

    Seems a little strange that this guy is in the business of reading stolen documents, but doesn’t understand a thing the documents are saying. It’s almost like he chose the wrong career or something.

    • BadKitty904

      He’s a computer-programmer and professional thief. That makes him about as unqualified to speak on political matters as Trump.

  • Jeff in the desert

    Frankly, I think that is a sexxxxxxxxxy look for Hillary.

  • SnarkOff

    Julian Assange is an Australian who lives in the Ecuadorian embassy in London, so why is the U.S. election any of his concern?

    • Joe Beese

      Because a Hillary victory insures he’s going to have to spend the next 8 years there.

      • BadKitty904

        Bingo!

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Hahahaha! Putin’s poodle would put Assange in charge of the CIA.

          • BadKitty904

            Wouldn’t surprise me in the least, given Drumpf’s remarkable gift for choosing the wrong people for everything.

          • DemmeVagenda

            Is there a cartoon of that?
            I want it!

          • Mehmeisterjr

            I wish I had the gift of cartooning. Anyone with that skill is welcome to the gag.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        I thought he was having a nice little stay-cation there…

  • MynameisBlarney

    At first, I had some respect and sympathy for Assange.

    Nowadays….not so much.

    He’s nothing but a WATB anymore.

    • Jeff in the desert

      Wildly Arrogant Twofaced Bastard?

      • MynameisBlarney

        No…but that works too, actually.

        Whiny Ass Titty Baby is the original meaning.

      • Marceline

        Whiny ass titty baby, according to UrbanDictionary

        • Jeff in the desert

          Just offering alternatives

        • mailman27

          Thanks, Acronym catch-up on the fly* is exhausting.

          *ACUOTF

    • SullivanSt

      Oh he’s more than a WATB.

      He’s a dedicated foreign agent of the Trump campaign right now.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I see….so that would make him a TDWATB then?

    • BadKitty904

      <– nowadays – none.

  • BadKitty904

    Albino Rapist says what?

  • edith prickly

    Time to crawl back into the toilet and stay there, Albino Sewer Beast.

  • Banrion

    I figured it out!!!1!!! Yes, the hacks came FROM Russia, but it wasn’t Russians doing the hacking. Who else is in Russia that like to hack? Why one Mr. Edward Snowden. I bet it was him.

    • AndyC316

      I’m absolutely convinced this is it — this whole shit show of Russia hacking the DNC/MAYBE HRC’s super secret/but not really secret server is to get Snowden the fuck out of Russia w/out getting executed when he’s in the USA

    • SullivanSt

      Yeah, probably not.

      • Banrion

        Sorry, my sarcasm failed. I agree. The difference in tactics between Snowden and Assange is an important distinction.

  • baconzgood

    Me thinks being stuck in the Ecuadorian Embassy for this long has made him snap.

    • SullivanSt

      He’s perfectly free to leave the Ecuadorian Embassy at any time of his choosing.

      He’ll just be arrested and deported to Sweden on that outstanding warrant shortly after.

    • anna rampage

      I was thinking the same thing…

      Glen Greenwald actually came down on Assange pretty hard for releasing a ton of documents that did not have personal info redacted, putting those people in harms way…

      It’s almost as if Wikileaks has become the National Enquirer of classified document dumps…

      • SnarkOff

        Is there a Vogue of classified document dumps? I would like to read its September issue.

        • LesBontemps

          I prefer the Good Housekeeping of classified document dumps, myself. Better recipes.

        • mailman27

          I’d just like to see the cover!

        • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

          Don’t miss the articles HOW TO PLEASE YOUR RAPIST and EMBASSY HOT STYLES FOR SUMMER

          • SnarkOff

            You’re thinking of Cosmo.

      • BadKitty904

        Julian Assange’s #1 priority is Julian Assange.

        • SullivanSt

          And he only has one priority.

          • BadKitty904

            He and Trump are leading contenders in the “World Narcissistic Personality Disorder Sweepstakes“…
            https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evolution-the-self/201311/6-signs-narcissism-you-may-not-know-about

          • James Christopher Owen

            The auxiliary characteristics of narcissism highlighted by the linked article fit Trump like a bespoke suit.

          • BadKitty904

            You could literally change the article’s title and name it A Description of Donald Trump. A number of psychologists have stated that Trump is the poster-boy for this mental disorder.

    • Thiazin Red

      Well the last time he gave an interview he was trying to push the Clinton murdered a DNC staffer conspiracy theory, so I can buy that.

  • The Librarian

    Julian is just trying to make an ass(ange) out of you and me.

    • SnarkOff

      Or so you assange.

  • Vagenda Is Fo(u)r Lovers 《MCP》

    After seemingly never being able to supply enough rope for the Trump campaign to hang itself, will America’s rope-braiding industry be up to this new challenge?

    Stay tuned!

  • Belasaurius

    fuck that asshole with votes. Stein too.

    • BadKitty904

      A Sensible Policy for a Better America.

  • Nockular cavity

    I hates them nooses to pooses.

    • Nockular cavity

      Oh, and the inevitable reply: “A nøøse bit my sister.”

  • AngryKatie

    Maybe Trump should get a beret. Good lord — maybe he’s trying to grow one.

    That’s my favorite thing today.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Ch-ch-ch-chia beret!

      • LesBontemps

        The kind you find in a second-hand store?

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Has the syphilis finally destroyed his brain? It happened to Nietzsche too.

    • BadKitty904

      It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

      • James Christopher Owen

        Some have said…

  • Gayer Than Thou

    “… more-leftist-than-thou …” Wait a minute! I … no, never mind. I can’t really claim to be more leftist than anyone. I try to remember to recycle, but it doesn’t go much beyond that.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Not to worry, I got you covered. I’m so far to the left sometimes I worry that I’ll meet the right coming the other way.

      • James Christopher Owen

        *Sigh* So you don’t even remember me. I’ve bumped into you THREE TIMES already making that circle.

    • Logic of Color

      I may be a bit more leftist than you. I won’t rest until the government takes over the local Dairy Queen and starts a program distributing Blizzards to low income takers.

  • Longstreet63

    Russia not hack any one! Russian clearly target of smearing by West jealous of skill and etiquette of Putin who is loved by all. I, as completely neutral not Russian, this is said.

    • Ducksworthy

      Also was terrible Hillary lie that Russian para-Olympic was doped, ever.

    • Vagenda Is Fo(u)r Lovers 《MCP》

      Da! I have many problem with moose and squirrel. Who asks you?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      In former Soviet Union, government hack you.

      In America, you hack government.

      In new Soviet Union, Assange hack Hillary.

      What a countries!

  • baconzgood

    Baconz is stoopid and only turns to Wonkette for trusted newz and butt secks jokes. So please inform me what was so scandalous about these emails mails? Not how they were obtained but the contents. To me it seems a lot of what was in these emails mails was just something you’d hear catty Jr. High kids say in the girls’ bathroom (just like all the state department emails).

    So make Baconz head hole with the S-M-R-T. And please explain it in masterbation jokes and cheap shots at tea party so I can understand

    • Longstreet63

      Is simple, friendly porcine meat product! These emails are made by Hillary Clinton, who has been accused of doing bad things with emails! Therefore, since these exist, they must involve badness, and therefore everyone must be told they are bad.
      As a political journalist recently said on air, “where there’s smoke, there’s fire!”
      Yes, that idiot actually said that. He has never heard of a smokescreen.

      • baconzgood

        But what is the smoke. Hitler mailed post cards but mailing “dear ma just moved into the new place what a view” isn’t a thing that is note worthy. Nor is a note passed to Himmler during a meeting say “won’t this Gorbbles ever shut up about the cinema”.

        • Ghenghis McCann

          You’ve basically answered your own question. “Nothing to see folks, move along.”

          • baconzgood

            So it’s pretty much a non controversy except for RUSSIANS MIGHT HAVE HACKED DNC EMAILS!

            THE RUSSIAN THING RAISES CONCERN ABOUT CYBER WAR.

          • baconzgood

            So I’m not stoopid I just looked for evidence of wrong doing.

      • artem1s

        actually hardly any of them were made by Hillary. they are a thing because the media was hoping they would show that DWS stole the election from Bernie. Then they could beat that dead horse race for another couple of months. But instead they are stuck looking stoopid while trying to push the fantasy that the deranged Cheeto is looking slightly moar presidential that a half desiccated slug today.

    • Doug Langley

      Because, you see, there are . . . a lot of emails! And they show the smoking gun of . . . stuff!! And there’s lots of crimey wimey and bad things and, um, comspiracy!!

      • baconzgood

        No I’m being serious. What is the content that is this “smoking gun”. That she called Burnie a Jew? Ahhhhh. I’m pretty sure Burnie is a Jew. He mentioned it once or twice while he was a senator and on his campaign for POTUS. I like Burnie but even I knew he never really had a chance. Nobody really did. As for trying to sandbag your political opponent. I ran for town council once…and Baconz opponent and Baconzgood said many bad things about each other, some true but most 1/2 truths or bald faced lies (I drink beer and watch hockey with the dude that won).

        What was the content of these emails mails that is so damning?

        • Ducksworthy

          Arugula may have been mentioned. Or maybe not.

        • Marceline

          Nothing. There’s nothing about these emails that are any worse than when my coworkers and I wonder how one of our executives who graduated from Harvard still can’t figure out not to click on spam emails. The difference is we trash talk those people in the coffee room and not on email.

        • Doug Langley

          Oh, sorry. If we’re being serious, then . . . ahem. Well, a few emails were marked Classified, but that turned out to a mistake. And Hillary refused to turn over emails, except that she did turn them over. And . . . shit. It’s so stupid. There’s nothing there. It’s like flailing her for putting cream in her coffee or something. It’s beyond absurd.

          • artem1s

            aren’t these the DNC emails? not the private server, state department stuff? this has nothing to do with the classified stuff. Hillary’s server NEVER got hacked. The DNC and DCCC got hacked.

          • Doug Langley

            Sorry. It’s hard to keep mind on things while grinding through unemployment. I’m preoccupied these days.

          • artem1s

            no problem, of course this is the point of beating this dead horse, no one can keep the BS straight anymore.

          • baconzgood

            I know that is the case with the state dept. Ones but the campaign ones that involved wiki that Russia is suspected on being a part of. The DNC email mails. Jess so many emails mails.

            I personally would like to read all the RNC emails with the heading TRUMP or Don’t interoffice memos from his staff.

        • House0fTheBlueLights

          It’s okay Baconz, you haven’t missed anything. There is no untoward content in the emails. She missed a couple of post factor “c” designations, and literally everyone in the State Dept uses and has used through several administrations their own unsecured hardware because the govt stuff is so antiquated as to be useless, and Congress won’t fund upgrades.

      • chicken thief

        SOME WERE DELETED!11!!!! You KNOW what that means!11!!!

        • Doug Langley

          YES!!!!!!! Um . . . what does it mean?

          • baconzgood

            Simple. Black helicopters are going to give your guns to lesbian farmers.

          • Doug Langley

            GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • baconzgood

            You know it to be true if you’d stop being a sheep. What do you think they took a stand on the Bundy ranch for. That’s also what Waco was all about too also.

          • BigBoppa

            If my email is a guide it means the deleted emails were mostly about penis enlargement, cheap Viagra and survivalist supplies.

    • mailman27

      What’s all this talk about millions of RNC e-mails being deleted during the W Bush administration in the course of a congressional inquiry into potential Justice Dept malfeasance? Oh, it’s Democratic e-mails? Never mind.

  • TJ Barke

    Yeah, hilzbot is gonna put nooses around all our necks how? And why?

  • mardam422

    “Russia has the GDP of Italy.”
    Yes, but Italy has this.

    • BadKitty904

      What, she can’t afford clothes? How bad IS Italy’s GDP???

      • mardam422

        What? Sorry, can you repeat that? I wasn’t listening.

        • BadKitty904

          Hmm. It must be a heterosexual thing…

      • jmk

        IKR? Poor girl – to only own one nightgown… and not even a whole one, at that! They must be so poor in Italy.

    • MynameisBlarney

      BRB, movin’ to Italy.

    • Belasaurius

      I’ll be in my bunk

    • chicken thief

      Mom….?!

    • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

      My host sister in St. Petersburg was prettier.

      • mardam422

        I can visit St. Petersburg?

  • Marceline

    But let’s remember that any election rigging will be done by Clinton and not at all Julian’s good friends in Russia.

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/29/politics/hackers-breach-illinois-arizona-election-systems/

    • Ducksworthy

      Also, any modification in Republican platform regarding stupid Ukrainian persons is purely coincidental and not at all having to do with bribes or debts of oligarch mafia.

      • Vagenda Is Fo(u)r Lovers 《MCP》

        Just Putin that outs there.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Re: Assange and Alex Jones. Sometimes I find myself disappointed that Killary isn’t quite as murderous as we’ve been led to believe. With votes, naturally.

    • Longstreet63

      We’ll, she’d be able to steal Trump’s base if she was…

    • BadKitty904

      If she were, Certain Short-fingered Vulgarian’s wouldn’t be horrifying us now.

  • Wild Cat

    Assange? Hack.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      “Hack” Was that your opinion of his journalism, or were you just clearing your throat?

    • UnsaltedSinner

  • Panika MCD

    Assange is just pissed that we think he got his leak from Russia and not a woman he woke up with his BARE schlong.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      amazing how all the Assange apologists just overlook that whole rape thingie

      • James Christopher Owen

        TBH, there was a time when I considered the possibility that the rape charge may have been trumped up (awful figure of speech in light of current events) in retaliation for the Corporal Manning revelations. Naturally, that estimate took no account of the victims’ side of the story, so, in sum, I’m past that. Let him be tried and the truth brought out.

      • Candy Apple

        It’s only rape if Muslims do it to white women.

      • jmk

        I had an encounter with a poisonous awful person on FB – he thinks he’s “progressive” – who is a big supporter of Assange, primarily because he’s a big Hillary hater.

        Here are some actual quotes from Mr. Progressive –

        “He had all the consent he needed.”

        “Consent once is a blanket consent for every time. A man doesn’t need permission for sex every time after the first time it’s given. That’s just stupid.”

        “”Rape culture” is expecting a woman to have the sense to keep her clothes on and out of beds with men in them if she doesn’t want sex?
        Are you fucking high?”

        “Getting naked and in a bed with a man IS an invitation! Unless you’re stupid.”

        “A bed SHE invited him to share. SHe’d also already had sex with him.
        He had every right to presume consent. To think otherwise is asinine.”

        This man thinks he’s a progressive…and he claims he could never vote for Hillary because she’s too “Republican.”

  • WIDTAP

    “Donald Trump, the opposition leader.”

    Dear Mr Julian “Another Guy with Wacky Hair And Small Hands” Assange:

    I am afraid you are confusing American Democracy with European Parliamentary Democracies. Here is the USA, the Presidency is usually selected by the Electoral College, and only rarely selected by the Hose of Representatives. In any case, the party in control of the Hose of Representatives is referred to as the “Majority Party”, and the other major party not in control is referred to as the “Minority Party”, not the “Opposition”.

    Mr. Trump, as it happens, is the nominee of the Republican Party, the Majority Party in both the Hose of Representatives and the Senate. Consequently, Mr. Trump could not reasonably be referred to as a member of the “Opposition”.

    Your welcome. Good luck with the rape charges. Remember that if you run out of bleach, that lemon juice and sunshine will also work.

    Your truly,

    America

    • Ducksworthy

      At least he didn’t say “Loyal Opposition”. That’s another thing we don’t have here.

    • bookish

      Burn. Nicely done.

    • DemmeVagenda

      Awww, man…such a diplomat…
      You left out the: “now fuck off, and go back to Australia” part!

  • I Only Like Cats

    People who really want to be held above the law lately have all been using the same logic, “I’m not ___, you’re ____ for calling me ____!” Do these people all have the same chips implanted?

  • JVisconti

    Up to now, I thought Mr Assange was only abusive to Swedish women.

  • Tovarish Z

    Maybe he’s getting a little cabin fever.

  • chicken thief

    Damn, Julian, ain’t nobody gonna take you serious about this stuff unless you can also connect Hillz murdering ways to Obama’s ties with the Muslim Brotherhood.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Let’s see. The Republicans hold both houses of Congress, half the Supreme Court (right nonpartisan whatev), 30 governships and 23 State legislatures. Yup. Sounds like the “opposition” to me.

  • Marceline

    So I have a question about the commenting rules. I’d like to say that I want to punch Assange in the dick but he isn’t running for office so I can’t do it with votes. How do I express that sentiment in a way that doesn’t get deleted?

    • WIDTAP

      You say, “This video reminds me of Julian Assange.”:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExTKEFZFi_8

    • Shan the Libtart

      Allegedly?

    • Ghenghis McCann

      You can always hope that he starts sleepwalking. and ends up outside the Ecuadorean Embassy, Where he will be detained by the Metropolitan Police and speedily extradited to Sweden

    • Doug Langley

      If your post mysteriously morphs into RAINBOW SPARKLE IS THE BESTEST PONY, then you crossed the line.

    • Callyson

      “With prosecutions” maybe?

  • dxyseilc

    Hey, anyone heard the kickoff date for the tenth Benghazi investigation? The suspense is killing me, it’s like waiting for season 7 of Game of Thrones. I know Hillz is eager to get this one over with, if she gets one more hole-punch on her Benghazi investigation card she gets a free Subway sandwich.

    • SDGeoff

      At the very least, she deserves Quizno’s.

      • Bitter Scribe

        Panera or GTFO.

        • SDGeoff

          Panera is about to remove the summer corn chowder from the menu. I will be much too angry about that.

          • jmk

            This is bad. This is very bad news.

    • Popillius

      It’s been delayed to start the Clinton Foundation investigation – round two of elebenty million investigations I’m sure. Nevermind it’s extremely highly rated by all charity watchdog organizations and nothing came up last year when they investigated.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Loser lackey for Putin says what?

  • Bitter Scribe

    Maybe Assange should go for a nice walk to soothe his nerves.

    Oh, wait…

    • Poly_Ester

      Yes, that would cure his cabin fever!

  • Funny how I still see people claiming Wikileaks is non-partisan.

    • jmk

      I know – even after Dipshit Julian came right out and said “yeah, we time our fake leaks to do damage to Hillary because reasons.”

      • Wassamatta U Alumnus

        That said, if he has this document release planned for October, then why is he saying Clinton will probably win now? This tells me he ain’t got squat. Just another windbag.

        • jmk

          He’s NEVER had squat – just a lot of hyped-up nonsense.

    • AdrianRR

      Reality is non-partisan. Wikileaks actually posts info that came from actual whistleblowers. Maybe some stuff is exaggerated, does that make wrong-doing right or something?

      • Panika MCD

        you don’t live in reality, you live on Breitbart.com.

      • Having a political agenda makes you partisan by definition, and the hysterical quotes from Assange in this very article demonstrate that he’ll publish any information from any source, regardless of its reliability, to back up his agenda. He’s a blatant liar.

        Also, someone who hides their commenting history doesn’t get to lecture me about how great a criminally negligent “free information” organization is. Bye.

  • Lark_in_the_AM

    Why the fuck does anyone care what Assange has to say? Refuse to interview him and refuse to report on what any of that rapist-attempting-to-avoid-prosecution wants to jaw about, period. He is nothing.

  • Poly_Ester

    A “Let’s Make America Great Again” beret. Why didn’t Donnie think of that?

    • natoslug

      I want a “Let’s Bankrupt Trump Again” beret, and I want it now.

  • zerosumgame0005

    of course the fact those Russian “sources” have been caught altering them means nothing right ASSange?

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/08/25/1563684/-Russian-Hackers-Accidentally-Post-Different-Versions-of-Stolen-Docs-Post-Steal-Editing?detail=facebook

    • jmk

      Oh did you notice the altering? That makes you a neo-McCarthyist hysteric something something capitalist lapdog oligarchy something sheeple something…ummm shill!!

    • And the funny part is there still wasn’t anything damning in the emails.

  • BG (unintelligible yelling)

    Assange is an Australian Libertarian crackpot who should STFU and GTFA (go the fuck away).

    • Jenvenda Manocide

      So he is a mini Murddoch?

  • Candy Apple

    I’ll take a demon over a Cheeto-colored Fascist any day. MAKE LILITH GREAT AGAIN, VOTE HIL-DEMON FOR PRESIDENT

  • Cliff Hendroval

    Yep, the liberal media is in the tank for HRC. That’s why they never stop talking about e-mails, the Clinton Foundation, and BenGHAAAZI!

    Meanwhile, a cheap chiseling fascist reads a speech from a teleprompter and they tell us he’s presidential.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      I don’t know what “libberul meedya” Assange is talking about. It’s Trump, Trump, Trump 24/7 on our teevees.

    • AdrianRR

      You mean, the conservative media talks about Benghazi and the foundation…

      • the nearest vagenda

        I don’t consume conservative media, so all the Benghazi/emails/foundation/Hillary’s dying bullshit I’m exposed to comes from the “liberal” media.

      • Panika MCD

        aw. little Dead Breitbart troll wants to play?

    • And then they whine that Clinton doesn’t do press conferences, like they were going to ask any fucking substantive questions anyway,

  • Iam Reading

    You know who I don’t take advice from? Rapists. Looking at you ASSange.

  • parkii

    Clinton Derangement Syndrome is exasperating enough in general, but coming from this asshole, it’s making me feel kinda deranged myself. He’s absolute garbage.

  • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

    I think that the reason why WikiLeaks hasn’t exposed anything about Drumpf is because the talking Cheeto can’t shut up, so there’s nothing to expose.

  • CJTX

    “The American liberal media is falling over themselves to defend Hillary Clinton,”

    Seriously, which media are these people referring to? How can you possibly square this with the literal fawning coverage of Trump’s excellent south of the border adventure yesterday?

    • AdrianRR

      Have you watched some media after Wikileaks or any other leaks comes out with bad news for her? It’s like crickets. DNC collusion shenanigans and barely a mention.

      • CJTX

        Yeah, I have. And I disagree with your assertion. It’s provable, but I got stuff to do. Some lefty blogs have some great round ups though of coverage of those events by the MSM. This is for you. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b645e9023e46d3d0f66e0e1788417d8d2a99e7225dfc74ed59ba925f28bd6b3b.jpg

      • King of America

        What has Wikileaks ever published that’s been bad for Hillary Clinton? Who did the DNC “collude” with? What are you even talking about?

        • the nearest vagenda

          As I understand it, the DNC colluded with itself to select the candidate that democratic primary voters wanted.

          • King of America

            I keep getting told that the emails show the primary was “rigged”, but when I ask for the exact emails that show this I never get an answer. It’s really weird.

          • alnnc

            That’s like all the far right and far left sitting panting waiting for the next batch of emails to come out. I don’t think they have figured out yet that the FBI has reviewed those emails already, so I don’t think much will come of it beyond the usual caterwauling by the anti Clinton crowd. But until saner heads get involved it will keep the spin going that Hillary is hiding something. Like maybe documentation that she put hits out on Vince Foster and Abe Lincoln. Or that she and Putin were trading state secrets during their frequent trysts.

          • King of America

            I’ve already been earnestly told she will be going to prison because of these Benghazi emails. The fact that the person telling me this hasn’t read them didn’t seem to slow them down – they KNEW that Secret Crimes were going to be revealed this time. This time, for sure!

          • Sakonyachen

            I heard an asshole from Judicial Watch on the radio this morning say that he found several documents in the deleted personal emails already that mention Benghazi! She was deleting the smoking gun! And the FBI is covering it all up. I wasn’t aware that if I posted or emailed anything about BENGHAZIIIII!!!!!!, I was committing a crime. I guess all of us Wonketeers will be cell mates soon.

            But more to the point, he never once mentioned which email or what it said. Because he is full of shit.

      • um the DNC can be as partisan as it wants. just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s illegal.

        so. sick. of this victim bullshit.

        • King of America

          Not that the DNC was partisan in any manner that actually mattered, though. Don’t even cede them this ground.

      • Sakonyachen

        Just because biased wackjobs piece together CT horseshit from stories that they may or may not have any evidence of(hint: an Alex Jones video has most likely been tampered with, or is staged), doesn’t mean that the media is ignoring the truth. What it actually means is they are at least doing the part of their job where they don’t report the rantings of asshats as breaking news.

    • and non stop equivalency coverage of the 2 of them?

  • FreddGSanford
    • alnnc

      Thanks for posting a total lie. Soros read the cards correctly prior to the 2008 financial meltdown and pull all of his funds out of speculative ventures. Therefore, he weathered the financial storm, and actually made money off of it, although he was in no way responsible for the meltdown. His conservative financial approach and being able to read the upcoming 2008 crash and respond appropriately was the culmination of his life’s work. Never did he say anything about destroying America.

      http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/a-very-good-crisis/story-e6frg6n6-1225689823416

    • Rufus T. Firefly

      At age 86 he better hop to it.

    • King of America

      Well, one of the two candidates owes Soros hundreds of millions of dollars, and it’s not Clinton. Thanks for the additional reason to vote for her!

    • yeah!!

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      I was told there would be fart jokes?

    • Miss Anthrope

      0 for 2 now, buddy…you do realize, these are supposed to make you look clever?
      Seriously, watching Drumpfhumpers trying to use memes is like watching a chicken try to assemble a jigsaw puzzle – all the pieces are there, but the best they can do is kick them around randomly and then spray shit everywhere.

  • Popillius

    Yeah wall-to-wall Hugh Hewitt and Bill Kristol on MSNBC – so liberal.

    And nevermind Corey Lewandowski on CNN – while still taking consulting fees from Trump.

  • Umm, is this the “devastating” Clinton news that Assange’s apologists and various Trump trolls have been warning us liberals about? Literally just an anti-Semitic accused rapist who lives up Putin’s butthole going “HILRY GONE KILL US ALL OOGA BOOGA”?? Sad! Julian Assange turned into Alex Jones so gradually that I hardly noticed it.

  • DemmeVagenda

    I kinda wish Hillz actually had magic powers.
    That way, she could send Assange back to Australia (with a stop-over in Sweden).

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Where is James Bond when you really need him?

  • John Wills

    Were Assange’s remarks translated from the Russian?

  • AdrianRR

    I’m getting a funny feeling that I’m reading comments on fox news. It’s like suddenly Wikileaks is the bad guy, and all they outed didn’t happen.

    • bubbuhh

      People and things change. First impressions may not necessarily be correct. For instance, when Assange and wikileaks were being “heroic,” distributing the documents that others went to prison for supplying them, Assange hadn’t been outed for those personal peccadilloes that have him living in an embassy to avoid being prosecuted. Nor, for example, was wikileaks yet responsible for outing people who did the “crimes” of being gay or being raped in a Moslem country.

    • the nearest vagenda

      Whatever noble intentions Assange may have started with, he’s clearly over them now.

    • King of America

      Wikileaks has only ever outed information on their enemies. Assange has NEVER been the good guy.

    • The Witch of Endor

      I can’t say that I saw this coming when Wikileaks first came into the spotlight, I know I was worried that people in dangerous places/positions might be outed, but when it looked like Wikileaks did their due diligence in redacting names I felt like you do.

      But that was before the allegations of rape and his beeline for an embassy that would give him sanctuary. I believe he started out with good intentions, but frankly, he’s now a menace to anyone he decides is his enemy.

      Fuck him and everyone who looks like him.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      I’m getting the funny feeling that anyone too stupid to tell the difference between Fox News and Wonket should be summarily ignored

      • thanks. i just did an ACTUAL spittake and it was fucking red wine.

        stop it.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          lol…

      • Usedtobeyellerdawg

        This can’t be Fox news. I haven’t had a blonde on my lap all morning.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          me neither. I got ripped off!

    • puipui

      Julian Assange is a pro-Trump rapist who gets paid by Russia to talk shit about Hillary, and he also seems to be doxxing liberal political donors, rape victims, and gay men in anti-gay countries for fun while he does it. If you think liberals should be supporting him, then you’re doing it wrong.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Exactly- whatever he may once have been, for some time now he’s been nothing but a vile piece of shit. And anyone who still supports him is either way behind the times and ill informed, or they apparently are able to overlook all those ugly things as easily as he does, which makes them a fellow zealot and speaks rather poorly of their own moral center.

    • Jenvenda Manocide

      Dude puts the names and addresses of personal regular people online so other people can go mess with them.
      He is about as much a hero anymore as a hangnail.

    • Lee Hillhouse

      He outed a gay guy living in a country where they execute gays. ….and he is a rapist. His motives are not some Higher Good. His motives are misogyny, spite and vengeance.

      …..and on a totally superficial note, he is so fucking pale his skin is translucent.

      Also, anyone who thinks Hillary is worse than that straight up fascist, misogynist, racist, Hitler Admiring, homophobic, xenophobic, nasty ugly psychopathic moron, Donald Trump, needs a brain transplant.

  • bubbuhh

    Does “erecting a demon” result in a demon erection?

  • shaar dula

    hang on. wait a minute. hold your horses, stop the train. This A.saan.jh doode is pontificating on morality, and has the nerve to call anyone, including demons themselves, a demon?
    straight out of a bond film only this doode is. you cant make these characters up.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Wikileaks is SPECTRE !!!!

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Guy has always seemed to me to be a sanctimonious AssangeHole. The “I know how to code and you don’t so you’re not worth my talking to even though I live in my mother’s basement” sort of creepo. He knows that President HRC is going to squeeze the financial shit out of Ecuador to get him extradited to Sweden, so he wants to post up a narrative that she’s a witch.

    • cat cafe

      Yep, exactly. She’s been urging an indictment ever since the Assangehole (good term!) deliberately leaked sensitive diplomatic emails, jeopardizing world security, so, rather than reconsidering the error of his ways, BURN THE WITCH!

  • Blank Ron

    ‘[They are] erecting a demon who is going to put nooses around everyone’s necks as soon as she wins this election’
    ‘Erecting a demon’? Srsly, Right Wing Noise Machine, why are you so obsessed with penises?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      penis envy?

      • WomanInAMood

        Not just for women anymore. Stupid Freud.

    • Stulexington

      Watched too much Hentai?

    • cat cafe

      And, apparently, erotic self-aphyxiation?

    • ThatSkepticGuy

      Another FemiNazi projecting her bizarre obsession with seeing phluses in everything. Haven’t seen that a billion times before.

  • Stulexington

    So a Goodwin Foul is accusing someone of being Hitler, can we make accusing someone of being McCarthy an Assange Foul?

  • Paperless Tiger

    Assange is running a limited hangout. His leaks seem to align with CIA objectives. Most of the stuff about USA, for example, was already known. The leaks against Berlusconi and Kadhafi were devastating and aided their removal. Assange targeted Putin as well, but Putin proved resilient. CIA may oppose Clinton simply because she has enough working knowledge to keep them on a short leash.

    • venezia59

      I always thought Snowden was a limited hangout too, though, unlike Assange, I think he is a true believer and may just have been duped. The Snowden story is a textbook limited hangout. Anytime I bring this up though, people think I’m crazy!

      • Gregory Brown

        You’re crazy!

      • ThatSkepticGuy

        Probably because you are crazy, in addition to being a goosestepper.

    • ThatSkepticGuy

      Here comes the Tinfoil.

  • RoniOh

    A little piece of Aussie trivia for you on the Assangehole: While he loves to play the victim and bleats about being “abandoned” by the Australian government, for the last 6 years the Australian government (of whichever side has been in power) has continually offered Assange consular & legal assistance. He has repeatedly declined this assistance. When things are going bad for him (i.e at the moment) he bobs back up again to repeat his “abandoned citizen” chest thumping.
    I mean, if I don’t know any better I’d think the guy was a manipulative, attention seeking narcissist.

    • Maybe

      When he is actually a manipulative, attention seeking, narcissistic rapist.

      • Gregory Brown

        Yes. Let’s use the full list. Especially the reason the little reptile is hiding from the police.

      • ThatSkepticGuy

        But enough about Hillary’s husband.

        • Maybe

          Enough gossip anyway, since that’s what you seem to like. Unlike Assange, Clinton has never been charged with a crime. That’s ’cause there’s this thing called “evidence.”

          Not sure why you name yourself “ThatSkepticGuy” when you swallow gossip whole.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    The last demon I erected was very appreciative.

  • dshwa

    “Any serious analyst understands that China and the United States are the only real games in town,”

    Uh Julian, that’s the reason Russia has been dicking around in the Ukraine, Georgia, and Syria the last few years, because Putin and his supporters are pissed that they’ve been relegated to second tier status. And you call yourself a journalist.

  • Maybe

    I see no reason why Assange should be frightened of vampires. He does not appear to have any blood in him.

  • Melyssa Hubbard

    Only a partisan sycophant would would vote for Clinton at this point.

    • Or anyone who wants to keep a madman out of the White House.

      • ThatSkepticGuy

        Nah, if that were true, you’d be voting Third Party instead of for a deranged, bloodthirsty psychopath of a woman who openly dreans of dictatorship and would gladly start WW3 to prevent Wikileaks from airing any more of her incredibly dirty laundry.

        • The deranged psychopath you describe is completely fictional, emanating from the bowels of the right-wing smear machine.

  • mtn_philosoph

    Pretentious technolibertarian troll says what?

    • ThatSkepticGuy

      Goosestepping totalitarian Regressive pig tries to be clever, and fails miserably.

      • mtn_philosoph

        The fact that you upvoted your own comment says everything that anyone needs to know about it.

  • Ace 1

    All the experts in intelligence = not true the top expert said there was no proof that Russia had hacked the DNC. Good for Assange exposing Hillary who is totally self -centered and incompetent for anything but self adulation and mendacity.

    • Gregory Brown

      I’m sorry, but comments are not allowed. Didn’t you get the memo?

  • ThatSkepticGuy

    Wow. Even for this garbage propaganda site, this is childish and desperate in its hysterical demagoguery, dishonesty and projection.

  • Laura Tortorice

    After he released a photo of Florence Henderson grabbing some guys nuts, and then claiming it was Hillary, he should go jump off a bridge!!

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