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Pamela Gellar, a very reasonable and normal human being who totally does not make stuff up, is very concerned about the future of the freedom of the press. Especially since she read an email sent out by the Hillary Clinton campaign, revealing Hillary Clinton’s plans to shut down Breitbart.com, where she writes most of her drivel. She shared her concerns on Wednesday in an interview with St. Louis radio host Jamie Allman.

Though she started out talking about how upset she was with John Kerry suggesting that terrorism should be covered less in the media, she soon addressed the real threat to freedom of the press that is Hillary Clinton and her desire to establish The Sharia in the United States.

Via RightWingWatch:

“And partner this,” she added, “with last week’s declaration in an email from Hillary Clinton that she’s going to shut down, for example, the number one conservative website, Breitbart, which as you know I write for, I mean, this is the Sharia, this is totalitarianism, this is very frightening. And what’s even more frightening is that the media’s not talking about it because they’re marching in lockstep, Jamie.”

The email, which Hillary Clinton does not want you to see despite the fact that her campaign emailed it to you, and which the lamestream media DEFINITELY does not want you to see, outlines her evil plan in detail:

Donald Trump just hired Breitbart’s executive director to be his new campaign CEO.

Now, we’ve had a conservative media in this country for a while. I don’t always like what they have to say, but I respect their role and their right to exist.

Breitbart is something different. They make Fox News look like a Democratic Party pamphlet. They’re a different breed altogether — not just conservative but radical, bigoted, anti-Muslim, anti-Semitic conspiracy peddlers who never have been and never should be anywhere near the levers of power in this country.

But Donald Trump just gave them a broad new mandate to shape his campaign, his message, the future of the Republican Party, and quite possibly the country.

Wow! Can you even believe that? It’s all right there, in brilliant technicolor vision! Hillary Clinton plans to shut down Breitbart.com! And she’s not even going to do it the way decent, upstanding Americans shut down websites they don’t like, by investing in litigation against them, but by establishing The Sharia law in the United States! Just like all the Methodists want to do! And that will be a very sad day for anyone who loves freedom of the press and also bacon.

Of course, if Donald Trump gets elected President and is able to “open up the libel laws” and remove the “actual malice” standard — which would require finding some way to nullify the 1964 New York Times Co. vs. Sullivan decision — Pamela’s career would be 100 percent safe. By removing that standard, anyone who says something false about a public figure in a way that defames them could be successfully sued for lots and lots of money, whether or not they know they are wrong! Given that Pamela Geller tells only the absolute truth — like she just did about that email — she would not have to worry at all.

[RightWingWatch]

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  • Vagenda of Goats

    “…establishing The Sharia law in the United States! Just like all the Methodists want to do!”

    Nobody expects Methodical Sharia.

  • dslindc

    Well Obama took away everyone’s guns, so this must be true as well! PRE-INPEACH!!!!1!!!1!

  • dslindc

    I hope she uses the Creeping Sharia™! It’s much more sneaky!

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      With 1/3 fewer calories than Sharia Classic!

      • geoffalnutt

        My mother planted some Creeping Sharia by the back porch. Little did she suspect we’d be up to our knees in it…in the kitchen. Worse than your Kudzu.

        • Jon Sussex

          Also requires deadheading. Too much work.

        • OneYieldRegular

          Kudzu is Sharia.

    • BadKitty904

      This past Spring, I planted a border of Creeping Sharia along the hedge in the backyard.

  • Bernarda Alba

    Pam Geller…since 2001 trying to turn the West Side into the West Bank.

  • Vagenda of Goats

    So Pam wakes up in the morning, writes down the fevered dream she just had and then submits it for publication.

    • You’d THINK that would be an uncommon strategy for a “journalist” but it happens all the time.

    • shastakoala

      Fevered dream, fugue state, psychotic break.

  • Kevin Morin

    She ought to be more upset Donald Trump stole her act.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Of course she will, sweetie. Now go have a good lie down. There, there. It’ll all be better tomorrow.

    • BadKitty904

      It’s a little coolish, so put this jacket on. I’ll fasten the sleeves in the back.

  • Michael Smith

    I remember a funny part in the Rogen-Franco movie “This is the End,” in which Rogen’s friend from home is mocking Rogen’s “Californianess,” by saying “Dude, you’re gluten-free and you don’t even know what a gluten is.” Rogen responds “Well, I think its like a blanket term for something that’s bad for you; like, you know like, french fries, that’s a gluten.”

    That’s basically what conservatives think about Sharia.

    • geoffalnutt

      Same with a Muslin.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Same with “liberal”, “socialist”, “communism”, etc…

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    “Pamela Gellar, a very reasonable and normal human being…”

    Objection: assumes facts not in evidence.

  • Hutch

    Sharia, Ms. Geller? –

  • BadKitty904

    I’m genuinely surprised Pammy’s still with us. I thought her head would’ve exploded long ago.

    • Aquaria

      Her face obviously did that, and somehow collapsed in on her empty skull.

  • memzilla

    BREAKING: Breitbart Reveals Vera Wang Designing Hillary’s Inaugural Burqa

  • tehbaddr

    That is one crazy lady! She can best one L Bachmann.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I love that picture – it’s like she’s having some sort of alien-rapture vengeance-ecstasy conservagasm. I think I want a huge, blown-up poster of it over my bed.

    • TJ Barke

      Because you sleep too much?

  • Vagendajohn

    ? Sharia ?
    I just met a law named Sharia?

    • Hutch

      ?I feel petty. Oh so petty. And horrid and nasty and mean.?

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        When you’re a derp you’re a derp all the way.

        • OneYieldRegular

          ?Immigrant goes to Amerika
          Many bigots in Amerika
          Ms. Geller of Amerika
          Knows there’s Sharia in Amerika?

          • chimichanga

            The Southside Story. The Red south ain’t so Breit are they.

    • folderol

      And they called the law Sharia!
      Sharia! Sharia!
      And called the law Sharia!

      • Msgr_Vagenda

        Ma-ma-ma-myyyy Sharia!

    • therblig

      how do you solve a problem like sharia?

    • cleanfront

      ?Oh, Sharia, our love

      Holds on, holds on

      Oh, Sharia, our love

      Holds on, holds on
      ?

    • ? Ave Shar-i-iah ?

    • The Kominas – Sharia Law in the USA
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M1cijnO4nA

  • cousin itt

    I would rather not see pics of Pammy in orgasm.

    Thank you very much.

    • BadKitty904

      I would’ve gone with “grand mal,” but whatevs…

    • tehbaddr

      I don’t think that’s her “O” face. I think that’s her “all the voices are talking at once” face.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    Now that you mention it, Hillary’s campaign is sort of Methodical.

    • tehbaddr

      And tRUMP’s campaign? “I don’t see any method at all sir”

      • Ikimizi

        I’d say it’s got more of a scientological feel to it.

  • Lizzietish81

    Sharia law mostly deals with day to day life, much like kosher laws…there’s nothing in it about the press.

    OTOH, this is her daily life

    https://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/470610090_94HW6/0/2100×20000/470610090_94HW6-2100×20000.jpg

    • Shariah shares many features with Halakhic Law

  • Gentle Robot

    Does anyone know what sharia law actually is? Is there a separate definition for conservatives?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Yes, and yes.

    • BadKitty904

      Something SCARY!!1! Kinda like “secular humanism” used to be.

      • julienne58

        Hi! I’m Satan! You rang?

    • OneYieldRegular

      It’s pretty much the same thing that Christian conservatives want to institute, but with slightly reduced Islamic content except for that Jesus character and a lot of the same concepts.

    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      The definition of sharia is a Procrustean one for the paranoid dingbats who rave about its supposed threat. It is cut or stretched to fit whatever argument they are making at any given time.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Sharia is a Mooslim Agenda 21.

  • The Librarian

    I read that paragraph several times and still can’t find where it says Breitbart will be shut down. Is it in super tiny print? Can’t find my reading glasses.

    • Delu

      She said that Beritbrat will be shut down by Sharia.

      That’s it.

      • SnarkOff

        I don’t know this Sharia, but she is very busy.

    • cousin itt

      Here, put these on.

      • The Librarian

        Thanks! Nope, still don’t see where Ms. Clinton says Breitbart will be shut down by Sharia. I guess it’s time for a stronger prescription.

    • BadKitty904

      Geller’s reading in tongues.

    • beavertank

      You have to read BETWEEN the lines. It’s like how the secret real constitution that conservatives love is hidden between the lines of the actual constitution.

      It’s no all just in their heads, THEY’RE NOT CRAZY, YOU’RE CRAZY! SHUT UP!

      • The Librarian

        Ah, well that explains everything. I don’t read conservative nutbag very well. Probably need lessons.

        • Arolpin

          Step 1: Take Official Anti-Sharia Pocket Staff of Rightousness (available for $109.99 from TheBlaze.com/PamelaGeller.com/WhackjobNotACuck.com or wherever fine prepper materials are sold. Do NOT use a standard IcePick, because that is too close to ISIS, and standard icepicks have not been treated with Anti-Sharia paint and may actually allow Sharia into your town) and gently place the pointy tip into your right ear.
          Step 2: Using sufficient force, slowly press the tip deep into your ear, and rotate slightly.
          Step 3: Take your 2nd Official Anti-Sharia Pocket Staff of Rightousness (do NOT attempt to use just a single OASPSoR, because that’s what the MSM WANTS you to do) and gently place the pointy tip into your left ear.
          Step 4: Using sufficient force, slowly press the tip deep into your ear, and rotate slightly.
          Step 5: Read the following statement aloud:
          Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
          prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of
          speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to
          assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.[
          Step 6: Find the hidden-in-plain-sight-it’s-so-obvious-only-a-Cuck-could-miss-it statement that Muzzlims are prohibited and the Jooz are next.
          Step 7: If you can’t find the hidden statements, repeat all steps as needed.

          • The Librarian

            Wow, that’s a lot of steps, but I’m sure all will be made clear once I’ve completed them. I’m up to the challenge. Many thanks!

      • SnarkOff

        If you take the first letter from each word, plus the third letter from every seventh word, and then unscramble them, it clearly says IMMA SHUT DOWN BREITBART, BITCHEZ.

        • beavertank

          It took them seven drafts to get that Z in there in the right place. Seven!

          Now that’s president level dedication.

    • OneYieldRegular

      You’re not reading the best words.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    I bet sharia takes away everyone’s guns too! And opens the borders! And bans religion!

    • BadKitty904

      And is fattening! And causes acne!

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        And is produced in a factory that also processes peanuts!

        • Msgr_Vagenda

          And produces less cleavage on the beach.

          • therblig

            may be habit forming (except for nuns)

      • clubseal

        And empties all containers of mixed nuts of everything but Brazil nuts!

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Hey, don’t blame me. The Koran is very specific about how the Internet should be regulated.”
    — Sharia

  • Ima Witstüp

    I wonder if anyone is studying the economic impact of the grifter feeding frenzy that will accompany the Hillary Clinton presidency. What happens when whole swaths of angry stupid people give way too much of their money to people like Pam? Guess we’ll see.

    • BadKitty904

      I can see all the thesis papers now – Self-Martyrdom as a Business Strategy

      • Ima Witstüp

        Incidence of Self-inflicted Poverty in the Low IQ States

        • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

          GrifDerp Nation

      • OneYieldRegular

        The Rise and Fall of the Grifter Trumpenproletariat

  • beavertank

    These terms have become completely meaningless… “unconstitutional” means a law I don’t like and “sharia” means a policy proposal I strongly disagree with.

    It’s not even dog whistles anymore, it’s a wholesale redefinition of words and a complete loss of their actual meaning.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      See also: Politically Correct

      • Jared James

        Politically Correct means “not racist enough.”

        • Ima Witstüp

          Voter fraud: “black people voting”

          • cat cafe

            Killery: “I’m a weak man afraid of powerful women”

    • Msgr_Vagenda

      Remember: you can’t spell “politically incorrect” without “incorrect”.
      CORRECTION: Add reply arrow pointing down to Monsieur Blobfish.

    • Also “Social” “Justice” and “Warrior”

      See also “Socialist,” “Socialism,” “Liberal,” “democratic,” “constitutional,” “bipartisan” etc. etc. ad infinitum

    • clubseal

      To be fair, many of the people using those words have no clue what Sharia even is, and have likely never read the Constitution.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Breitbart makes Townhall seem reasoned and sensible. Now, that’s an accomplishment.

    • Tony Alexander

      their comment section makes stormfront look reasonable!

      • SnarkOff

        Stormfront’s comment section makes Wonkette’s comments section look intelligent!

        • Delu

          Which is amazing since comments aren’t allowed on Wonkette.

  • nightmoth

    I was hoping she was related to that spoon-bending Uri Geller, but I looked it up and found this: “not to be confused and no relation with the Uri Geller, who is only a fraud, and not a bigot like Pamela.”

    • Snark Tank

      So, not related to Uri. How about Ross and Monica?

      • Brendan_M

        Everyone’s got a racist cousin.

      • OneYieldRegular

        Or Bruce?

        Naw, that would be impossible.

      • Sardonicuss

        “The One With the Crazy Racist Bitch…”

    • Vagenda Is Fo(u)r Lovers 《MCP》

      Bending poltroons with one’s mental abilities is far easier, but requires a much greater suspension of disbelief on the part of the target audience.

      Still cynical and fraudulent though.

    • SpideySenser

      Paris? She can get pretty unhinged at times.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Hutch

      Great. My laptop screen just cracked.

      • MynameisBlarney

        *dusts off hands*

        Well, my work is done here.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      You can see by her outfit and her pallor that mirrors do not reflect her.

    • SnarkOff

      Is that Arnold Schwarzenegger in drag, circa 1985?

      • Ghenghis McCann

        One of the New York Dolls circa 1974?

      • MynameisBlarney

        Willem Dafoe, circa 1999

  • Mr. Blobfish

    She uses real blood in her Bloody Mary.

  • Vagendajohn

    Oh, little children, I believe
    I’m a Methodist till I die
    I’m a Methodist, Methodist, ’tis my belief
    I’m a Methodist till I die
    Till old grim death comes a-knocking at the door
    I’m a Methodist till I die ??

    Allahu Akbar!!!!!!!!!!

    • Ima Witstüp

      Isn’t a Methodist just a Baptist who can read?

      • Spurning Beer

        …and drinks.

    • Msgr_Vagenda

      As a lapsed Methodist PK, I can assure you that there is a cure.

    • Lara

      You made this Methodist choke on her Diet Coke!

    • Mezzaluna

      Do you have your Methodist coloring book?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-GIAACClc

      • Justno

        I loves me some Dead Milkmen!

  • Oblios_Cap

    I’m pretty sure that Mohammed (on whom peace) didn’t mention anything about shutting down websites in any of his writings.

  • TJ Barke

    You know, I’m pretty paranoid, but I got nothing on people like Pam.

    • Hutch

      Me, too!

    • Brendan_M

      …but I got nothing on people like Pam.

      Or do you and you’re covering it up?!?!1

      • TJ Barke

        Fuck, you found me out!

    • SnarkOff

      All Pam needs is about 100 daily milligrams of Zoloft and she’d be relaxed and normal, and could live a happier life. It’s sad, really.

      • Ima Witstüp

        Grifters like Pan must find Clinton’s statements on improving health care for the mentally ill particularly alarming. Crazy people are her bread and butter.

      • chicken thief

        Will that work for anyone? Asking for a friend….

      • 100 milligrams ketamine

    • HanBarbara

      It’s because shutting down the opposition is exactly what they would do if they could.

  • Msgr_Vagenda

    I’m with Pam on this one. I can hardly believe it.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Huh?

      • Msgr_Vagenda

        Pamela Geller Can Hardly Believe Hillary Clinton Plans To Shut Down Breitbart Using THE SHARIA!

        • Alan

          Fun with English!

  • SnarkOff

    I would so love to exercise my Right to Fair Comment and spew forth a string of vicious adjectives to describe Pam Gellar, but I will not.

    • Barley_Brains

      I think she is a poopyhead and I’m not afraid to say it!!

  • dshwa

    The first manocide on the vagenda is Breitbart? I thought he was already dead?

    • Msgr_Vagenda

      Not at all manlyocide.

    • Ima Witstüp

      Speaking of which, proper respect to Antonin Scalia for improving the Supreme Court by being dead.

      • exinkwretch

        Thankfully, only his stench lingers. Not his vote.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        North Carolina voters should light candles to St. Scalia for his decisive nonvote that fucked over Pat McCrory’s voter disenfranchisement laws.

    • azeyote

      she took care of that already –

      • SDGeoff

        She swung The Sharia at him and that was that. Dead as a doornail.

  • glennisw

    Crazy eyes

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Fears of censorship, authoritarian language- and expression-control laws, ‘thoughtcrime’ laws, etc. are considerably more pronounced in people who tend not to have things like evidence or reason on their side. Those who have important, well-supported arguments to make, like climate change activists, are much more realistic about the lack of media attention they receive; they know it’s simply because their scary, depressing messages don’t boost circulation or ratings, not that there’s some sort of Orwellian campaign to silence them.

    • Alan

      You mean stupid people?

  • Jeff in the desert

    Sharia don’t like it…..Rock the Casbah…

  • chicken thief

    Nothing to do with nothing, but I doubt Jamie Allman is all man with a name like Jamie. Brock or gtfo!!!!

  • Crystalclear12

    I understand everyone has a right to have a forum for their views. However, I think we can all agree some of those forums should have padded walls and Thorazine.

    • Alan

      Line those padded walls with foil and you don’t need the Thorazine. Shiny side out.

      • Crystalclear12

        How can we reprogram them if we block the mind ray? It’s for her own good?

        • Alan

          Valid point.

  • Alan

    I blame internet for all.

  • Scooby

    She’d scare me more if she claimed Hillary was coming for our booze with The Sharia.

    • exinkwretch

      Priorities. They are going to wipe out the scourge of porn first before they move on to reviving Prohibition.

      • Scooby

        Crap! I forgot about the threat to our beloved porn.

  • exinkwretch

    They’re coming for Nuge’s ghee-tar, too!

  • chicken thief

    “And that will be a very sad day for anyone who loves freedom of the press and also bacon. “

    You can get bacon at Breitbart?! *mulling it over* Meh, still not worth it.

    • Wild Cat

      They call it “Nazi Bacon.” It goes well with their Nazi meth.

      • Recipriversexclusons

        Kristallnachtmeth

  • Wild Cat

    Ayn Rand always collected the best acolytes . . .

  • Spurning Beer

    Ms Gellar is not only “a very reasonable and normal human being who totally does not make stuff up,” but is also personable, appealing, and immaculately groomed.

    • the Vagenda Manologues

      What I enjoy about her is that she’s a zionist who’s so determined to bring about the final solution to the existence of muslims that she’s enthusiastically (with votes) in bed with open nazis because she thinks they’ll get it done.

    • Me not sure

      * Eye makeup by the House Of Marcus Bachman. (⊙ ⊙)
      Apologies to Edvard Munch

  • edith prickly

    Geller and the Coultergeist must account for at least 50 percent of Stolichnaya’s profits between the two of them.

    • Thaag Tidestalker

      Stoli’s too classy. Try Wolfschmidt.

      (The M is silent)

      • Querolous

        So’s the d.

  • Hillary’s Sharia Solution to Breitbart is in direct contrast to their wish to peacefully co-exist with all who have a teeny difference of opinion with them by subjecting their opponents to various raping of new and previously unrapable body parts and shootings full of holes (and raping) and stabbing (and raping) and going to hell (and raping).

    • hendenburg2

      which is in direct contrast to the rag-and-vodka solution to Breitbart

      • Mehmeisterjr

        The actual Breitbart shariaed himself by (I’m guessing here but it seems obvious) shoveling fried potatoes into his mouth with a forklift and Bannon seems to be following his lead.

        I blame Obama. No, Hillery. No, Hillery and Obama.

        • Miss Anthrope

          Fried potatoes are a wonderful thing and they should be celebrated for their part in removing the stain of creeping Breitbart from our land.

    • BigBoppa

      Don’t forget to mention the raping.

    • Land Shark
      • cat cafe

        “Ah LAHK rape.”

  • I Only Like Cats

    My soul hurts. I think she’s trying to eat it.

  • Royal Ugly Dude, Esq.

    Wait, is she the dentist-lawyer-CPA or the lady who co-starred with John Lovitz on SNL? I get them mixed up.

    • Ranina

      Me too.

  • Thaumaturgist

    Creeping sharia is like kudzu. Before long, it’ll be everywhere. If Hillz gets her way.

    • Thaag Tidestalker

      Can you make a good jelly out of creeping Sharia? Cuz kudzu blossom jelly is pretty tasty.

      • jmk

        The thought of creeping Sharia does seem to reduce some people to jelly… does that count?

      • Thaumaturgist

        Well that’s socialist Medicine for you.

        Did you make it?

        • Thaag Tidestalker

          No, but I have considered it as a project (along with my pet vinegar bacterial colony).

  • DougW

    What is really weird and alarming about this whole ‘EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY’ thing coming from the wingnuts… is that they don’t seem to be getting the fact that they are literally numbing us to the possibility of real conspiracies.

    It’s as if they think a good idea for ‘Tornado alarms’ is to test them 7 or 8 times a day randomly. THAT WAY people will be all prepared for like when a REAL tornado is coming! WINNZ!

    When EVERYTHING is a conspiracy… the net effect is that NOTHING is a conspiracy…

    • Jamoche

      “Wolf! Wolf! … Just testing!”
      “Wolf! Wolf! … Just testing!”
      “Wolf! Wolf! Aaarg-!”

      • Ricky Gay

        I never believe Blitzer

  • Bitter Scribe

    For people who consider themselves so tough, they sure are a bunch of whiners. They equate criticism with forcible muzzling.

    • BadKitty904

      Honestly…

  • pstockholm

    If only these people would go for the wifi phobia instead of all the other lunacies we would be quit them.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Think what a wonderful world this would be if Gary Johnson had come up with the wifi shit instead of Jill Stein.

  • kaydenpat

    This is pure projection on Gellar’s part. The candidate she supports, Donald Trump, is on record planning to restrict the First Amendment for reporters and has banned several media outlets from even covering his campaign.

    Try some other lie, Gellar.

  • WomanInAMood
  • Angela Ruzzo

    The human mind has an infinite capacity for self-delusion. How else can you explain Pokemon-Go and the Latter Day Saints?

  • Parchment Scroll

    The latest Muslim conspiracy is that they planned Eid al-Adha to coincide with the 15th anniversary of 9/11. Clearly, this goes all the way to the top!

    http://twitter.com/Trillburne/status/771006393461645312

  • Poly_Ester

    Is Pammy smart enough to realize that the 2016 GOP Platform is based on Sharia Law?

    • Rotisserie Teal

      I’m going to have to go with, a big “No” on that question.

    • jmk

      I often wonder if Pammy is smart enough to remember that it’s 2016.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Alabama passed a law that forbids Sharia Law from being implemented in the state. I always wondered what would happen if opponents to their antigay actions had taken them to court citing that law.

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Seriously, why would Hillary Clinton of all people want to bring Sharia law to the United States? Obviously Islamic theocracies where Sharia is implemented, women have it so good don’t they? I’m guessing that Hillary is a “secret Muslim,” just like Obama? Funny how he did nothing to help the “stealth Jihad / creeping sharia” take over America. Pamela Geller is at least as paranoid as she is bigoted.

  • bookish

    Pamela, Hillary didn’t say she wanted to shut you down. She said you stink.

  • Panika MCD

    can you annotate the parts of the email that show she’s going to shut down Brietbart? my Trump glasses are malfunctioning again.

    • Justno

      It’s a strange language with obscure rules of grammar.

  • jesuswasablack
  • crawdaddy

    The country can’t afford to shut down “make work” jobs for the mentally retarded and Hilliary is aware of this.

  • therblig

    is she scissoring with michele bachmann in that pic? it’s the eyes.

  • Aquaria

    Well, she can’t read, so someone read this to her.

    And she doesn’t speak English none too good, so someone had to translate it into her native German.

    And still she manages to Bork it the fuck up.

  • Aquaria

    I understand that Flatass Juggs claims Hebrew heritage.

    I’m waiting for someone to ask her how okay she is with removing halacha, Bet Dins and yeshivas from the country. You know, so that she’s at least fucking consistent.

    Just to see how she’d react.

  • Boscoe

    I have to admit that I cannot tell if Geller is consciously making up lies or if she *really* thinks that what the email actually said? At best she is another sad victim of Reagan’s war on mental hospitals, at worst she’s an unrepentant malignant sociopath.

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