No, John Boehner is probably not driving the Wonkebago to the Portland, Oregon, Drinky Thing, but a girl can dream, can’t she?
It is at Peninsula Park, Portland, Oregon, on Sept. 7 at 2 p.m. That is a weekday! But they will be going late, and you might as well comment in person instead of pretending to work and lurking all day anyway.
Will there be special guests? Besides John Boehner who probably never got his invite? Maybe and we’re not telling and it could happen, who knows?
If that hat doesn’t say Portland, I don’t know what does.