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Did everyone go to the Drudge Report this morning, so you could start your week giggling and laughing at Drudge’s well-known funnybone hilariousness? If you haven’t, head on over right now; there, depending on how long he keeps it up, you may see the following as your top headline:

hillary trump

Haha, that is so true, as you can tell in the picture! Hillary has a common hairstyle that looks very nice, whereas Donald Trump has a nest full of wombat vaginas up on top of his head, and those two things are just alike, ayup.

We decided to click on the source material, just to see if there was actual smoking gun evidence that Hillary went to the beauty parlor and said, “Please style my hair like a big sack of wolverine diarrhea, because that is Donald Trump’s hairstyle, and I am jealous of his hair.” But this is all we found:

hillz

Yeah that is just Matt Drudge making a joke by himself and then linking his front page to his Twitter, saying nothing of any substance, yet people are clicking on it. And if you notice what is just above that headline …

drudge2

HOW EXCITING FOR US ALL. Maybe Drudge has this bullshit on his front page right now just to prove that he can drive all that traffic, while literally linking to himself whacking off on Twitter. If so, good game, we guess!

As RawStory explains, conservatives are trying to make it some sort of thing that Hillary is supposedly changing her positions to match Trump’s, which makes total sense considering how she’s beating the fuck out of him in the presidential race. Obviously she would keep trying to change herself to be more like that loser.

But hey, maybe it is true. Maybe Hillary is booking a trip to Sweden RIGHT NOW so she can have hand reduction surgery to make her paws little and delicate like Trump’s. It could be happening, you don’t know.

[Drudge]

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  • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

    Wombat libel!!!!

  • Daisy

    Wait, this qualifies as important news in the Right-wing-nut O sphere?

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Well, they can’t revel in Trump’s lead in the polls.

      • Daisy

        Good point.

      • natoslug

        Once you unskew them, and squint harder than you would at the Drudge hair photos, Trump is leading by at least 20 points. Wait, I think I’m holding the polls upside down. Dammit, no, he’s still a loser.

    • rick

      It does for Matt Drudge apparently.

  • Royal Ugly Dude, Esq.

    I wonder how many of Drudge’s followers inhabit the same Bangladeshi click farm.

    • Daisy

      AOT,K.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Whatevevs, looks like Evan is getting a % too.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Trump has hair, and now Hillary is copying him by having hair as well!

    Never change, Drudge…

  • rick

    Matt has his tongue up Donald’s chute? Say it’s not so!

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Ew. Tongue up Donald’s chute? After he ate that taco bowl?

  • Spotts1701

    This is only a story to Drudge because the Clintons are a lot better at keeping their garbage secured prior to pickup.

  • Jenny

    Not the same shade.
    Not the same part.
    Not combed in the same direction.
    Not the same length.

    EXACTLY THE SAME YOU GUYS!

    • Arse Grammatica

      Seriously: If you are going to talk about hair, first know stuff about hair. There are web sites and shows and magazines even that deal with hair and the styling thereof. Amateurs!

      • Jenny

        They both have uhhh straightness? She looks like she got a Brazilian hair treatment and his, well it has the cuticle texture of a troll doll.

        • Arse Grammatica

          Rather not think about Brazilian treatments wrt either candidate.

          • julienne58

            Brazilian blowout. Really nice for hair. Although that term isn’t a whole lot better.

          • berkeleyfarm

            It is rather unfortunate nomenclature but having one is probably an ace move for someone who is going to be spending a lot of time in the muggy climes of Florida, North Carolina, and Georgia (and Ohio/PA before the heat breaks). Especially since HD cameras will be trained on her.

    • Ima Witstüp

      Hers looks like it grows out of her head, also, too.

      • Jamoche

        From multiple places!

    • natoslug

      Drudge is destroying gay stereotypes with his trenchant fashion reporting.

    • OddMan

      Her’s is human hair?

  • AngryBlakGuy

    Did everyone go to the Drudge Report this morning, so you could start your week giggling and laughing at Drudge’s well-known funnybone hilariousness?

    …ummmm, no!!! I would rather NOT start my miserable week off with explosive diarrhea.

  • Spotts1701

    BTW if you want to see a really click-baity headline, look at what Yahoo! Sports came up with.
    (Shorter: Olympic shooter lives in California, hates gun control, loves the NRA, says Jerry Brown is “killing” her sport)

  • FauxAntocles

    As long as she doesn’t start sucking Putin’s dick…

    • SnarkOff

      Hoo, boy. Thanks for that visual.

    • General Vecchiojohn

      Ha! If Putin values his dick he’d better wear a cup when he meets with Hillary.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Next she’ll be growing a tiny penis in an attempt be even more like Donald.

    • FlownOver

      I was thinking she’d need penile reduction surgery to match his.

  • GoutMachine

    My god they are so pathetic.

    • Spotts1701

      They have nothing left. It’s this or more pantsuit jokes.

  • jesuswasablack

    Wow that Drudge dude is quite the journalist, I wish we could have someone of his intellect on our side!
    https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–VUkB0SUa–/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18k2u24da1mmjjpg.jpg

    • Oblios_Cap

      He really gives Jonah the “Doughy Pantload” stiff competition for the title of leading conservative “intellectual”, doesn’t he?

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        The Pantload accused Lumpy of trying to get Hillary elected…I can’t wait to see those two massive ‘intellects’ go at it.

        • revenant

          a slap fight? Pay Per View gold!!!

  • anna rampage

    Hillary’s hair looks nothing like Trump’s… In fact here is Trump’s hair piece taking a rest while Donald is in getting his cheeto hued spray tan….

  • Mpeg

    FOX news editors should take note of this hair and balanced reporting.

  • edith prickly

    Somebody’s fedora is too tight.

  • tihond

    She’s clearly rocking the Mon Mothma.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …is Matt Drudge still a thing? He is like the “MC Hammer Pants” of the internet

    • GoutMachine

      I was just about to make a not-allowed comment that I wonder if Matt Drudge even exists anymore. Like a “Weekend at Bernie’s” kind of thing.

    • edith prickly

      His website looks like a relic of the ’90s too…

    • Msgr_Moment

      2 Fullofshit 2 Quit.

    • atheistinafoxhole

      Can’t Douche This.

  • baconzgood

    Looks exactly the same if you squint your eyes and not look.

    • ExpatGirl

      ZOMG! You’re right!!1!

    • goonemeritus

      I have been thinking for several weeks that Trump is trying to copy Hilary’s breast size.

      • Creepoman

        But the size of his balls will always pale in comparison.

  • Rufus T. Firefly

    WHY WON’T THE LAMESTREAM DRIVE BY LIBERAL MEDIA REPORT THIS!!!11!!!

    Firefly 2016! Re-engreaten Freedonia!

    • General Vecchiojohn

      It’s a gala day for you, Mr. President!

  • mardam422

    Next time I’m at the barber shop, I’m going to ask for the Donald Trump.

    • Daisy

      Why do you hate yourself?

    • Shucky Ducky

      I think you need to go to a vet or a petting zoo for “the Donald.”

    • natoslug

      Do you really want the barber to shit in your ear?

    • Ima Witstüp

      Illegally imported orangutan fur and industrial adhesives?

    • baconzgood

      OTHER a bit but I had a friend that used to cut all our hair and you had a one of 3 choices. The Curly, the Bob Sagat or the Pete Rose.

      • Ms.MLG1979

        What did you get?

        • baconzgood

          We all walked around with the Bob Sagat.

          • Ms.MLG1979

            Sexxxy!

          • baconzgood

            It was almost as hot as my mullet.

          • Ms.MLG1979

            Now you’re just trying to turn me on!

          • baconzgood

            You should see me dance. It’s a cross between Bill Cosby, the Beastie Boys and a grand mal seizure.

          • Ms.MLG1979

            Me too! We’re gonna be a hit at this wedding we’re attending!

          • baconzgood

            Shucks….I’d just be happy attending with a pretty girl.

          • Ms.MLG1979

            Awwww! Thank you!

      • mardam422

        No “Larry Fine”?

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Is it me or isn’t this story more than a little…..stereotypically gay? I mean who cares about this shit? Trump’s hair is hilarious BECAUSE it is a super elaborate comb over and because he gets mad when it is mocked. But then Drudge gets all catty about Hillary’s hair now?

  • Toomush_Infer

    My god – only 90 some days left! Where will they go from here???…..

    • Daisy

      Probably her shoe choice. Or the old standby:Pantsuits.

    • natoslug

      It’s been a while since they insinuated that she was really a man. Maybe we’ll have more 80’s/90’s flashbacks.

    • limberrat

      Chelsea isn’t actually Hillary’s! We demand to see the birth certificate!

  • natoslug

    Drudge is even more fashion unconscious than I am if he thinks those hairstyles are the same.

  • Oblios_Cap

    So Drudge is a hair expert? I’d always figured him more for interior design.

    Or salad tossing.

    • tehbaddr

      Colonel Anus, is that you?

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Tosser, definitely a tosser.

  • jesuswasablack

    I cant believe Matt was left out of the latest issue of:
    http://www.urantiansojourn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/WingNut.jpg

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      I wish that was a real magazine….

  • General Vecchiojohn

    I think Hillary’s new hair style is quite nice. There. I said it and I’m glad. ?

  • Msgr_Moment

    Nestfull of wombat vaginas is the name of my Matt Drudge copycat blog

  • Lizzietish81
    • OddMan

      Then it pupates and turns into this.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Crooked Hillary looks awful- terrible. Doesn’t have the juice. People are saying- look she’s not a 10. I have the best hair and the best wife, okay? It’s real. Folks, you can touch it. One of you can. Just not a baby. Get that baby out of here. I love babies- I was being sarcastic. I hate everyone who I don’t have a use for at the moment. Believe me. We’re going to make America great again and- George, get that baby out of here! I am talking right now. Very rude. This woman. Interrupting me. If this were the old days I’d hit that baby so hard its head would spin! Now listen, we’re going to make America great again and Hillary co-founded ISIS. I give her the co-founder. I am being sarcastic- not very sarcastic but sarcastic.

    • BearGHAZI

      If there was an award, you would get it

    • OddMan

      I was telling my sweetheart about your Trumpspeak™ and sent her a copy of this one. I can hear her laughing in her home office.
      Tanks.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      “I hate everyone who I don’t have a use for at the moment”
      THIS.
      This.
      fuck yeah

    • Michael Rush

      Donald Trump’s hair stylist could not be reached for comment …

      https://s4.postimg.org/djqujeprh/trump_hair_lady_subway.jpg

  • limberrat

    So she is balding and pulling the remaining hair over her head?

  • jowgajen

    Well I doubt her hair is blonde anymore. Of course, neither is his. So, there’s the one similarity found!

    (I do think his color is not as …. hmmmmm …. accurate.)

  • Ms.MLG1979

    To be fair, anyone who’s ever been high, gotten their face stuck in a bag of Cheetos and then been electrocuted can come out looking like Trump.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Has anyone called the Hair Police yet?

    • tihond

      No, but the dream police are waiting for you.

      • Msgr_Moment

        Call the Church Police!

      • Shucky Ducky

        That was a cheap trick.

        • Msgr_Moment

          Shhh! Don’t give yourself away.

  • schmannity

    Hillary has a bald spot the size and shape of Idaho? Who knew?

    • General Vecchiojohn

      The governor of Idaho otter have known.

  • UnsaltedSinner
    • jowgajen

      Wait, what?

    • GoutMachine

      George W. Bush kept us safe!!!!!!!1!!!1

      • jmhm

        And Bernie Kerik kept the mob off the streets renovating his apartment. He doesn’t get enough credit for that.

        • General Vecchiojohn

          One of America’s unsung heroes.

          • General Vecchiojohn

            Felons, not heroes. Sorry.

          • jmhm

            I recall Giuliani coming within a hair of warbling him into the corner office at Homeland Security, where his entrepreneurial friends could have gotten even more timely classified information than they were getting from Judge Jeannine’s husband (yes, I went there).

    • limberrat

      Um…. is Rudy doing ok?

      • OneYieldRegular

        Who cares?

        • revenant

          well, i for one do care- if he is doing well, the rest of us are in deep, deep trouble

    • Spotts1701

      Hello! Mr. “Noun, Verb, 9/11”! Has whatever devoured Trump’s brain now spread to yours?
      My god, the willful rewriting of history with these people.

    • jmhm

      Noun, verb… Wait. Don’t help me. It’s on the tip of my tongue.

      • Msgr_Moment

        7-11. He was a big fan of their Slurpees.

        • jmhm

          Yeah, then Bloomberg got in and that all went to hell.

        • Creepoman

          I think it’s 311 – Rudy is the only human that likes that band anymore. Big Nickelback fan too.

    • mackafritz

      They hadn’t coined the term “radical Islamic terrorist” back then.

    • limberrat

      Well, clearly the 9/11 attack was a Moderate Islamic Terror attack.

      • GoutMachine

        Either that, or he doesn’t think it was successful …

      • Spotts1701

        And the 1993 bombing of the WTC was just…I dunno, some dudes mad about something.

        • Paul Dietzel

          The ’93 bombing was of so little import that Rudy thought that the WTC would just be a dandy place to put the control center.

        • Cindyinencinitas

          It was a grease fire in the deli.

    • Daisy

      *stares* I wasn’t even fucking four when 9/11 happened ,Rudy,and I remember that it was a thing that happened. And weren’t you in NY AT THE TIME? You only say”9/11″ every other word.

      • jmhm

        It slips a lot of peoples’ minds. He doesn’t like to talk about it.

        • Daisy

          I’m actually hysterical now. Too many people think 1984 was a guide book, not a warning.

          • jmhm

            You know, Giuliani squatted over New York for over a decade, but when he tried to overrule term limits to stay on as our own little man on the balcony we told him not to let the door hit him in the ass. I’m just going to tell you about Trump what I told all my friends who were freaked out that Giuliani was inevitable in 2008: just wait til everyone else meets him.

            And This Is Sorta Relevant Because: one of the many reasons Giuliani never carried a single state was that the social conservatives didn’t like him. And why was that? Take it away, Focus on the Family founder, Josh Duggar employer and prominent Trump endorser James Dobson:

            In a piece published on the conservative Web site WorldNetDaily, Dobson wrote that Giuliani’s support for abortion rights and civil unions for homosexuals, as well as the former mayor’s two divorces,* were a deal-breaker for him.

            “I cannot, and will not, vote for Rudy Giuliani in 2008. It is an irrevocable decision,” he wrote.

            “If given a Hobson’s — Dobson’s? — choice between him and Senators Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama, I will either cast my ballot for an also-ran — or if worse comes to worst, not vote in a presidential election for the first time in my adult life. My conscience and my moral convictions will allow me to do nothing else.

            *You know who else did those very things?

          • Daisy

            This makes me feel better.

          • jmhm

            Just saying, Donald Trump’s failboat has lifeboats and a bartender named Isaac. It is a large, large failboat.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Lemme guess – the guy who appointed Dobson to his “Religious” (a.k.a. evangelical christian) Advisory Board?

          • jmhm

            Hey, show respect. He’s a sexual vietnam veteran.

          • Vickijsherman4

            <<fb. ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★::::::!il250r:….,…….

          • atheistinafoxhole

            I think Dobson didn’t like him because Giuliani would occasionally dress in women’s clothing and hang around in bars.

      • Cindyinencinitas

        My brother-in-law took a picture of Giuliani touring the fire department communications command center. Maybe I should mail him a print?

      • TJ Barke

        Kids these days…

    • Mavenmaven

      Because it was from the air, get it, it was “on top” of the US, not “inside”. Now do you understand????????

      • Shucky Ducky

        Wait, are you being sarcastic?

        • Mavenmaven

          What in the world would make you think that? Sorry, what “on” the world?

    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      I’m flabbergasted. Where did he say this?

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      :slaps forehead: oh for the love of GOD would someone open a window and make Count Orlock disappear from sun exposure?

      • GoutMachine

        Nosferatu libelz!

    • Joshua Norton

      blink, blink, stares across the room, glances out the window, blink, blink

      I got nothing.

    • Ms.MLG1979

      And this is what “I got less than nothing, but I’m unable to simply shut my fucking mouth and lose” looks like.

    • Jenny

      Dementia.

    • TJ Barke

      I guess the first world trade center bombing and 9/11 don’t count…

      • Daisy

        It only counts if it’s Obama’s fault.

        • TJ Barke

          And it’s always his fault.

    • Antonin Dvorak

      Back in 2014, Ted Cruz actually tweeted that there were no cases of Ebola before Obama was president. To which an observant soul responded that there weren’t any cases before Ted Cruz was elected senator.

    • Astraea

      Never forget 9-11-2009!

      • AnOuthouse

        9-11-2012 BENGHAZI!!!!11!!!
        NEVER.
        FORGET.

    • Michael Rush

      It was just some form of Jihadic Sarcasm .

    • Blank Ron

      Ladies and gentlemen, we now have the time and date for when ol’ Rudy went completely and certifiably insane.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      What’s he been smoking???

      https://t.co/YcSNOVeZaP

      • revenant

        did you ever read the novel “Let The Right One In”, on which the movie and its Amercian remake were based? in it, Elie, the vampire, gets a hold of an old cancer patient whose blood is full of high-test pain killers.
        Rudy must have bitten a stone tweaker

        • Lamashtar

          That was an awesome movie.

          • revenant

            one of my favorites. the book is available in translation, and worth tracking down; having seen the movie, who isn’t curious about Eli’s backstory, and Oskar’s, and how and why did Hakan and Eli become… whatever they were to each other

    • Michael Smith

      Other than one special instance of it that was really good for Giuliani’s popularity.

    • 9/11 hijackers only hit 75% of intended targets… that’s not the measure of SUCCESS Giuliani expects. It’s not a SUCCESSFUL radical Islamic terrorist attack. Barely passing.

      • Whale Chowder

        “I’m sorry, I only like radical Islamic jihadists who don’t get taken down.”

  • Wookie Monster

    They’re not even trying any more

  • Scooby

    Is he talking pubic here?

    • General Vecchiojohn

      I don’t care for discussing such matters in pubic.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      You. Out.

  • memzilla

    SECRET OF TRUMP’S HAIRSTYLIST EXCLUSIVE DRUDGE INTERVIEW!
    .

  • Jenny

    I miss the headband and scrunchie days.

  • Msgr_Moment

    So who is the hair apparent?

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    It is so sad when you think a person can’t sink any lower and yet… there he is babbling about stolen hair.

  • Mavenmaven

    What’s cool is that her hands are already bigger than Trump’s, and I’m pretty sure her balls are too.

    • Nyumbu

      No balls, but big ovaries, and they are solid brass.

      • General Vecchiojohn

        They’re yooooge, I tells ya.

      • TJ Barke

        She may want to see a doctor…

        • Nyumbu

          Nah, all us bitches haz big brass ovaries. It’s why we can get stuff done.

  • Joshua Norton

    I can’t remember where I heard this but Trump’s hair is what you’d get if someone made cotton candy out of urine.

    Best description evah!

  • calliecallie

    This must be a slow news day.

    • Cindyinencinitas

      Which, I, for one, appreciate. Gives me more time to think about fun stuff like curtains and mens.

      • Ms.MLG1979

        Mens wrapped in curtains..

        • Cindyinencinitas

          You mean clear shower liners, dear.

    • Crystalclear12

      Hope so.

  • beavertank

    Hey, wombats have impeccable pubic hair grooming, that disgrace on top of Trump’s head in no way resembles the humble wombat snatch patch.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Miss January

      • Shucky Ducky

        The below is proof that comments can be blank, so there.

    • General Vecchiojohn

      Well, who would know better than beavertank?

  • Callyson

    NOW SHE COPIES HIS HAIR!

    Um, one of these things is not like the other…

  • tehbaddr

    SHE’S PIVOTING!!!11!11!!!111!!!!!!

  • General Vecchiojohn

    Why does the lame stream media always harp on Trump’s hair and looks and clothes? Show who the real sexists are …..

  • I Only Like Cats

    She changed it because people kept shouting helmet head even though it was a cute, normal bob :c

  • OneYieldRegular

    I first became aware of the Drudge Report about ten years ago, and this is about where I expected Matt Drudge to be ten years later.

    • GoutMachine

      Shit, man, I still remember refreshing it on our dorm computers to get the Starr Report. (And no, the web design has not changed since then.)

  • Crystalclear12

    Hey, they are both the same is Jill Stein’s schtick!

  • Master Contrail Program

    Sweeney Todd was unavailable for comment, but we have received an expert opinion from Lenny, part-time shampooer and floor sweeper at the Gulf Shores, Alabama Supercuts.

    “Seems legit.”

    Well, I’m convinced. How about you?

  • GoutMachine

    The fact that Hillary has hair that is styled is proof that she’s a woman, and that she can’t be trusted. When will she stop thinking only about her appearance?

  • OddMan

    I think perhaps the chief difference is that Ms. Clinton has human hair, and Mr. Trump’s is made from “fine plastic fibers, usually polyester, acrylic, or polyvinyl”. That’s what the finest in cheap-ass wigs are made out of.

    • I Only Like Cats

      Don’t forget the glue.

      • OddMan

        Ahh yes that would be protein colloid glues. Sometimes known as horse glue, but can be made out of any animal with collagen.

    • Cindyinencinitas

      His are made from the tendons of aborted Russian fetuses, I believe.

  • General Vecchiojohn

    Hello. I’m Donald Trump, and I’m not just a member of the hair club for failed presidential candidates – I’m the president!

  • azeyote

    actually it doesn’t look like she has a dead rodents skin on her head

  • I Only Like Cats

    So are we sure Trump’s hair isn’t a weave instead of a toupee?

    • Ms.MLG1979

      No one knows what that is. No one. We speculate. We theorize. But a mystery it remains.

      • jmhm

        It does move as a unit sometimes. From the bottom.

  • TeeRaak
    • berkeleyfarm

      For giggles, one of the conservative commenters in that thread looks to have changed his disqus screen name to “Bernie Bro” and put up a profile picture a hipsterish young man in the months since.

  • Master Contrail Program

    Golden Fleece, Gilded Fleecer. Whatever. Did I mention I love the poorly educated?

  • goonemeritus

    Maybe if Wonkette would do more hard hitting Coiffure coverage it
    could upgrade the Wonkebago to a Wonkeyacht.

    • TJ Barke

      Still waiting for the Wonkezeppelin.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        What is and what should never be…

        • Msgr_Moment

          My head’s spinning so fast, I am now very dazed and confused.

          • Ms.MLG1979

            That’s how I felt when The Levee broke.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            you need to get over the hills and far away…

          • Ms.MLG1979

            That’s why I’m going to California!

          • Cindyinencinitas

            Oh come on down! We can be seen picking tiny flowers! And being drunk all day! Obvs.

          • atheistinafoxhole

            If that’s the case, then you need to Ramble On.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            better than being a fool in the rain

      • Msgr_Moment

        The Wonkechopper could also report on weather and traffic. Just sayin’.

        • MrCanoehead

          Gyrowonk?

  • Indiepalin

    Does she or doesn’t she?

  • Daisy

    *seriously* Between Rudy and Drudge, I could probably lose half my brain cells and still not be as stupid as they are.

    • BrianW

      Half? You seriously underestimate yourself. You could lose all of them and still be smarter than those two.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Hillary is supposedly changing her positions to match Drumpf’s

    Next, she’ll be making donations to NAMBLA

  • DesertedPictures

    But seriously: which candidate has the biggest hands?

  • AnOuthouse

    Trump has a position? If you call stringing a series of unrelated things together in some kind of stream of consciousness performance art a position, then yes he has a position. If you call cowering in a corner like scared little girl because he is getting beaten by a woman a position, then yes, he has a position.

    • Daisy

      James Joyce objects to stream of consciousness being brought into the mess that is the Trump campaign.

      • Major_Major_Major

        More Faulkneresque, ala The Sound and The Fury, although Faulkner did have a narrative in mind, Donny not so much.

        • Daisy

          Ah, I have yet to attempt that one.

          • Major_Major_Major

            My mum suggested that it be read while drunk, and I concur.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      Trump’s position succinctly: I like money. (h/t to Frito Pendejo)

  • Wild Cat

    Drudge to Trump: Gee, Does Your Hair Smell Terrific!

  • Ilgattomorte

    Ridiculous! Trump’s hair cannot be copied. Not only is it a patented process, but it involves a level of complexity that is beyond normal human abilities.

    First, the entire scalp has to be sized with Rabbit Skin Glue (in the traditional Venetian manner), then you can begin to layer the Silly String, bacon grease, turmeric, threads of blown glass, kitty liter, dried horse’s mane and salad dressing as you would the basic components of a lasagna, being careful to isolate each layer with a thin layer of the traditional Renaissance glazing medium (1/3 damar varnish, 1/3 linseed oil and 1/3 turpentine).

    Once your hairstyle has reached the desired height and girth, you can then finish with a sprinkling of orange zest and a generous spray of AquaNet circa 1965-1968, adding salt and pepper to taste. As always, garnish appropriately.

    Obviously, Hillary doesn’t have the craftsmanship or stamina to copy a creative masterwork like Trump’s hair and to even joke about it is foolish.

    • Reximus

      I think it just takes a taxidemist

      • Master Contrail Program

        Yeah. This one.

        • Ms.MLG1979

          GAH!!!!

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          the Hamm’s bear after the second sixpack

          • Master Contrail Program

            I think that’s my new avatar.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            I can picture him at the end of the bar, with Norm and Cliff…

            “Dude, did I tell you? I used to be famous! I was in commercials and stuff! Now buy the next round or I’m giving you a great big me hug!”

          • Master Contrail Program

            “Well there’s actually an interesting story behind that Hammy. Y’see…..

            *ROAR! (and other bear mauling sounds)*

            “NORM!!!!! Norm…..?!?”

            “Oh, and Cliff, I guess.”

        • Major_Major_Major

          That bobcat, wowzers. Jinkies, even

          • Master Contrail Program

            Looks like an unholy mashup from Disney, Evil Dead 2 and Spumco (original Ren & Stimpy animators) studios.

          • Major_Major_Major

            It actually sent me down a bad taxidermy rabbit hole. The lack of talent doesn’t amaze me as much as that the fact that the perpetrators were willing to display their Moreauvian creations.

        • Shan the Libtart

          Were those all done by blind people?

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            I think it was Cecilia Gimenez

          • Cindyinencinitas

            Bless her precious heart.

          • Master Contrail Program

            Just the bear necessities can get you work in taxidermy it would appear.

            I guess they didn’t want a career taxidermist to stuff their dead critters. This bodes well for ahem, certain folks, election logic.

        • Notreelyhelping

          Beats Dr. Gunther Van Hagens. (Do not Google during lunch.)

        • bobbert

          Nope. Chuck Testa.

    • Jonny On Maui

      I don’t know whether to go to a stylist or order lunch. Thanks!

  • Msgr_Moment

    Wow. It’s unreal how she has matched his hair. Now, which one is Hillary: the one on the left or on the right?
    (Jill Stein fans, feel free to say “far right”.)

  • Señor Skwerl

    This is it? This is what you right-wingers got?

    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      Bad. Sad. Weak.

    • BearGHAZI

      We will be experimenting with various ‘-GHAZI!!!!!’s until one gets her pre-peached

      • Ms.MLG1979

        CoiffureGHAZI!!!!

        • janecita

          HAIRGHAZI!

          • Major_Major_Major

            BANGSGHAZI!!!111!!!

          • Shan the Libtart

            Ha! Very nice!

  • Master Contrail Program

    Bill Clinton cried, and was shocked/amazed/astonished/confounded/perplexed/flummoxed after seeing 68 year-old wife’s makeover.

  • Aquaria

    Oh for crying out loud.

  • Enfant Terrible

    “I have the best hair stylist. Really terrific, he’s a miracle worker. He gives me the best possible look and doesn’t even mind when I stiff him. Crooked Hillary’s stylist? Terrible! Her hair doesn’t compare to mine. Sad, low energy.”

    • cat cafe

      I have the best hairs, the most hairs, crooked Hillary would wish she had so many hairs, believe me, my hairs, terrific, people say, Russia isn’t going into my hair, believe me, well they’re there in a WAY, let me tell you, my hairs are arranged bigly, hairspray, Crimea.

  • btwbfdimho

    The GOP capacity for sarcasm is really pathetic. Why is that?

    • Ima Witstüp

      I believe I understand this now. They use the word sarcasm in a technical sense. To them it means “outrageous lies only a Trump voter would believe.” For example, “Giuliani’s statement [8/15/2016] that Islamic extremists hadn’t carried out any terror attacks on American soil before Barack Obama’s presidency was sarcasm.”

  • Vincent Ricola

    Trump’s hair looks like it smells of sweaty butt and McDonald’s chemicals. Hilliary’s hair looks like it smells of faint perfumes that all blended together during one of her million supporter hug fests. I honestly don’t see the similarity between the two.

  • Enfant Terrible

    So basically, Matt Drudge doesn’t mind being called out for vacuousness and self-parody, as long as he gets those clicks. At this point, he’s a sex worker pulling a train at CPAC.

    • Marion in Savannah

      Really. There’s not enough brain bleach in the world to get that image out of my head. Maybe if I scrub my brane with Clorox and a wire brush…

    • revenant

      “At this point”? how dare you ignore his dedicated years of experience. why, he’s had more Republican dick than you’ve had hot dinners, and proud of it, too, buddy

  • October surprise in August…..

  • Master Contrail Program

    For the inevitable Steiner Bothers trolls:

    Clearly her use of CFC’s* makes her just the same as Trump, evil I tells you!

    *Clinton Foundation Cosmetologists

    • cat cafe

      Clinton Foundation SAUDI Cosmetologists you mean #truefact #crookedHillary #crookedhairdo

  • janecita

    Since she is “copying Trump’s policies”, could she explain to him what his policies are? Because at this point, I’m sure that he still doesn’t know any of them himself.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      copying Drumpf’s positions is easy, given that he takes every conceivable one in the course of ten minutes or so…

    • TJ Barke

      Throw out the immigrants, sever ties with allies, bomb indiscriminately, cut taxes, cut russia a break on whatever.

      • janecita

        Those aren’t policies, those are old, racist uncle’s rants!

        • TJ Barke

          Says you, liebrul!

    • AngryKatie

      Ivanka has the best tits?

  • laughingnome

    Drudge, don’t egg him on.

    • TJ Barke

      What about throwing eggs at him?

      • Major_Major_Major

        Rotten ones only…

      • Marion in Savannah

        Great! Just set them out on the kitchen counter for a week or two first.

    • Rufus T. Firefly

      The yolk’s on him.

    • Doug Langley

      Don’t joke till you see the whites of their eyes.

    • phoenix00

      What a devilled proposal

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    O/T but Glenn Beck has apparently come around to BLM with his pie story: “MY PIE MATTERS TOO!” https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/08/15/glenn-beck-urges-conservatives-to-understand-black-lives-matter/

    • Jeff in the desert

      Blackberry Lives Matter. Another name for blackberries here in the West is Marionberry. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

      • Marion in Savannah

        Ahem…

        • Jeff in the desert

          Not a berry are you? Or….Barry?

  • Randy Riddle

    I get the impression that Hillary wouldn’t be Putin’s bitch, but would show Putin who’s the boss.

    • cat cafe

      Right? I mean you know Putin has the most Russian, vodka-soaked contempt for Trump, refers to him derisively with some inventive Moscow slur for “little-fingered,” and knows all too well how competent and tough that Hillary woman is. She’s the one he respects.

      • Kavefish

        Mebbe this?

        клитор пальцами.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Obviously, she’s panicking, given 538 only gives her an 88.9% chance of winning. Clutch time, Hillz!

  • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

    Love this:

    • Callyson

      Also too:

    • Jeff in the desert

      “5 out of 5 readers of the WSJ are brain dead.” -Rubert Murdoch

      • britishvoiceman

        The Wall Street Journal is owned by media magnate Rupert Murdoch, who purchased the company for $5 billion in 2007 through his company, News Corporation. The sale ended the 105-year-long ownership of the Wall Street Journal bythe Bancroft family.
        Murdoch thinks that the readers of a paper HE OWNS are all morons?

        • Tovarish Z

          Yes, the premium he paid on the share value was absurd.

  • beavertank

    On the more serious topic of Trump: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trump-to-propose-ideological-test-for-muslim-immigrants-and-visitors-to-the-us/2016/08/15/3192fdba-62fc-11e6-be4e-23fc4d4d12b4_story.html

    How exactly do you put together an “ideological test” for whether or not a Muslim “shares our values”? Do you have them sign on a line that says “I support US American values like also, and such as”? Because that doesn’t actually do anything to dissuade people who’d like to do evil things here and just makes you look like an asshole to absolutely everyone.

    Or would it be adding a new requirement to all visas that you be able to provide documented evidence of your “support for American values”?

    I know I shouldn’t expect Trump or his supporters to actually think about what they say, let alone think it through to its logical conclusion, but this is the sort of idiotic idea you get proposed in junior high debate matches.

    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      I happen not to be American. But I have no doubt that some of my views on the meaning of “American values” would disqualify me from attaining citizenship in the minds of those who believe there should be such a test.

      • beavertank

        His proposal, as excessively vaguely outlined, would be to require this statement of “support for American values” of any non-citizen coming to the US. This wouldn’t even be the final step citizenship stuff (which does require an oath of allegiance to the United States), it would even go so far as a casual visitor coming in on the visa waiver program.

      • Logic of Color

        Advocating for such a test is, practically by definition, not in line with American values.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      A requirement to support freedom of religion, and promise not to impose their religion on the rest of us? No Republican in Congress would pass that test.

    • exinkwretch

      Relax. Trump will pull it right out his colon when it’s needed — just like all of his other “policies.”

    • phoenix00

      The new Pledge of Allegiance: “I have read Mein Kampf”…….

  • SDGeoff

    The only difference between the two coifs is Hillary has hair. The Don is recycling urine-flavored cotton candy.

    • Jeff in the desert

      He makes the maids at his hotels collect hair from the drains for a weave.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Ew. Just plain old EWWWW.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      I am so glad I’m not the guy at the cotton candy factory who has to taste it to see if it’s properly urine flavored

    • beavertank

      That’s still better than the poopy flavored lollypops that Santorum was trying to give away.

  • Blackest Noobs

    im kinda giggling here at the fact how often these right wingers prove they are misogynists.

    20% isn’t their fault, because culturally we’re heavily influenced to be racist/misogynist

    and 80% their own fault for being racist/misogynist, sorry with all our access to information and being informed in the 21st century, it doesn’t take much to face our own racism and misogyny, but does take a completely utter asshole to ignore it.

  • Astraea

    OT: http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/conservative-radio-host-weve-created-this-monster-of-fact-hating-right-wing-voters
    “We’ve created this monster,” he warned. “Look, I’m a conservative talk show host. All conservative talk show hosts have basically established their brand as being contrasted with the mainstream media. So we have spent 20 years demonizing the liberal mainstream media. And by the way, a lot has been justifiable. There is real bias. But, at a certain point you wake up and you realize you have destroyed the credibility of any credible outlet out there.”

    “And I feeling, to a certain extent, that we are reaping the whirlwind at that,” he continued. “And I have to look in the mirror and ask myself, ‘To what extent did I contribute?’”
    TO ALL OF THE EXTENT, Charlie Sykes! All of the extents there are!

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      what a RINO!

  • John

    It’s called Drudge’s sarcasm. Only liberals would get all ruffled by this because EVERYTHING offends them in life.

    • Jeff in the desert

      Especially, especially bad humor.

      • John

        Humor backwards is romuh. Cool, huh?

    • Master Contrail Program

      Sure buddy. Conservatives are just so mellow. Why their refreshing live and let live attitudes about what goes in people’s bedrooms, uteri, and places of worship is a model for all to follow.

      American Family Association, Parent’s Television Council, One Million Moms, those well known liberal killjoys should just retire to their fainting couches, amiright?

    • beavertank

      Hm… seems to be an awful lot of “sarcasm” (that isn’t) and “humor” (that isn’t) floating around the right wing these days. I’d recommend remedial classes, except I don’t think it’d help.

      • kareemachan

        To true. And classes *wouldn’t* help, as there is no cure for Humor Impairment Syndrome.

      • John

        Derp!

    • Suse

      Who is ruffled? We’re not ruffled. Drudge’s attempt at “sarcasm” sucks. That’s all.

      • John

        Ruffled enough to read an entire article though? And comment?? Okay…

    • Ricky Gay

      how dare you drudge me

    • Rufus T. Firefly

      Conservative humor : humor :: military music : music.

      • John

        Derp.

    • Kavefish

      You mad, bro?

      • John

        Derp

    • King of America

      They have a cream for Drudge’s Sarcasm now. Medical technology is amazing.

      • John

        Ohhh derpy derp derp

        • King of America

          OK sorry you have no sense of humor. It must be weird.

    • natoslug

      I’m willing to believe that it was a piss-poor attempt at humor, but in no way could that be mistaken for sarcasm. It lacked derision, mockery, ridicule, scorn, contempt and any other marker for sarcasm. I’d call it a non-sequitur, at best. On a scale of one to sticking a firecracker in your butt, I’d give it a zebra.

      • John

        You know a lot of big words!!

        • natoslug

          And little words! And some medium words. But I don’t know that they are all of the best words.

          • John

            It was the best of words, it was the worst of words….

    • jmk

      Oh. Right. It’s “sarcasm.” Just like Drumpflethinskin’s “sarcasm” about killing someone. It’s just like when Palin said it was ok for Rushie to call people “retarded” because it was “satire,” isn’t it?

      You wingnuts should learn what words mean.

      • John

        Funny because Hillary is actually responsible for people getting killed. But don’t let the facts skew your judgement.

        • jmk

          Oh, you mean that she didn’t make up the GOP cuts to the embassy security budget out of her own pocket, and so was responsible?

          Keep fucking that chicken, John.

          • John

            Congress did not fully fund the various pots of money for embassy security. The State Department was shortchanged by $142 million in fiscal year 2010, when Democrats controlled both houses of Congress.

            Not to mention the fact that emails have PROVEN that Hillary and the State Department lied to the American people about what actually took place. We literally have emails of them stating the truth.

            But don’t let facts get in your way my friend!!

          • jmk

            I am not your friend, cupcake.

            And you have no facts. There are no emails that PROVE any such thing.

            Suck it, John.

          • John

            Read it and weep SUCKA!!!!! Got anything to say??? Are you really THAT stupid??

            “Despite her three top staff members being informed that a terrorist group had claimed credit for the attack, Clinton, issued an official statement claiming the attack may have been “a response to inflammatory material posted on the Internet.”‘

            http://www.wnd.com/2015/02/hillary-knew-emails-during-benghazi-attack-reported-terrorism/

          • jmk

            LOL… WND is your source?? World Nutbag Daily????

            Holy crap… that’s hilarious!!

            https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2n96mF0Q1qjgyduo1_r2_500.gif

          • jmk

            Now that I’ve stopped laughing at the idea that anyone in the universe thinks that World Nutbag Daily is a source of anything but nausea, I’ll point you toward an actual source with credibility
            http://www.factcheck.org/2016/06/the-benghazi-timeline-clinton-edition/

            Sadly, for you and your fellow fuckwits over there in Nutbagistan, the fact is that Clinton’s statement DID NOT say “the attack may have been “a response to inflammatory material posted on the Internet”‘ as you claim.

            Dim bulbs like yourself don’t seem to realize this, but you can look up the actual fucking statement in which Secretary Clinton said “Some have sought to justify this vicious behavior as a response to inflammatory material posted on the Internet. The United States deplores any intentional effort to denigrate the religious beliefs of others. Our commitment to religious tolerance goes back to the very beginning of our nation. But let me be clear: There is never any justification for violent acts of this kind.”

            So… just go away, dipshit. Your schtick is tired and easily refuted.

          • John

            Sorry to burst your bubble….AGAIN!

            Is this still not good enough for you?!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3RfxNJBArU

            “The video that HAS led to the protests in a number of countries…”

          • jmk

            Well… it DID lead to protests in a number of countries, asshole… your video has absolutely nothing to do with Benghazi, though, you utter, ignorant fuckwit.

            Here are her remarks IN CONTEXT, from the State Department website.

            https://blogs.state.gov/stories/2012/09/13/secretary-clinton-condemns-violence-egypt-libya-and-yemen

            And here’s a timeline of the protests DIRECTLY related to the video – the ones that Secretary Clinton was referencing in the video you posted:

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reactions_to_Innocence_of_Muslims

          • John

            The same State Dept that was emailing back and forth to cover their tracks and blame Benghazi on a video?? Okay, gotcha!!

            Also:

            “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.” – Michael Scott

          • jmk

            Well, here’s another link to a timeline, cupcake…but, it’s from the Guardian, so I thought you’d have trouble with the big words.
            http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/interactive/2012/sep/19/anti-islam-film-protests

            If you don’t like that link, there are hundreds more…all of which document the fact that there WERE protests and riots and violence directly related to the film in a number of places – including Yemen and Egypt – all over the world.

            But it’s cute the way you ignore the fact that the State Department link and the timeline I posted both demonstrate that the video you claim to be “PROOF” of your claims is anything BUT, and that you are wrong, wrong, wrong.

            Intelligent people would recognize that your claim that Secretary Clinton was “lying” about what motivated the attack on Benghazi is not supported by a video of Secretary Clinton giving a statement about events that had absolutely fuck-all to do with Benghazi.

            That you DON’T recognize that speaks volumes about you.

          • John

            How much does the Clinton Foundation pay you to do copy and paste jobs in defense of Queen Cankles?

          • jmk

            Nothing, but aren’t you so cute, with your sad and limp little misogyny!

            And thanks for acknowledging that you have no response other than to go for an insult.

            Maybe in future, you’ll stop making the stupid claim that I have now thoroughly refuted. That would be awesome.

          • John

            You haven’t refuted anything! Hillary lied about Benghazi! That is the point I was trying to make. They blamed it on the video…that was found to be false!

          • jmk

            You have shown NO evidence that she “blamed” anything on the video other than the protests in many cities that specifically cited the video. You claimed to have “PROOF” and you have nothing.

            And for your reference, you halfwitted hatefilled right-wing shill, you might want to try something other than your cherry-picked, out of context, bullshit right wing narrative and try facts for once. You’ll find they work better.

            http://mediamatters.org/research/2015/10/21/a-comprehensive-guide-to-myths-and-facts-about/206289

          • John

            Oh Media Matters…Now I feel better!

            “Media Matters For America founder David Brock admitted Monday that his nonprofit, tax-exempt organization specifically defends Hillary Clinton, a political candidate for office, from Republican criticism.”

            No bias there at all, you know, with the Sidney Blumenthal connection and all…….Pffffff!!!! Get a life!!

          • jmk

            Oh cupcake, you never disappoint. You’re stupid all the way through. You’re objecting to Media Matters after you cited a WND article?? LOL. Every single one of those items on the Media Matters page is sourced. Each one cites a legitimate publication in which the information appeared, and provides the dates of publication AND the relevant quotes so you can see the material yourself.

            Further, Media Matters is not the only publication that clearly demonstrates that Secretary Clinton did not say that the Benghazi attacks were caused by the video – “Looking at Clinton’s public statements, it is clear she was very careful to keep the attacks separate from the video; the two incidents do not appear in the same sentence (unlike the controversial televised remarks by then-U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice).”
            https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2015/10/30/is-hillary-clinton-a-liar-on-benghazi/

            So suck it.

            And hey!! Did you know that David Brock got his start as one of the people who were making up scandals and bullshit about the Clintons during Bill’s administration? Yup – he was a part of the “vast right-wing conspiracy” that fuckwits in the wingnutsphere claim doesn’t exist and mock. As he was researching another hit piece on Hillary Clinton for his conservative backers, he examined all of the right-wing claims and charges against Clinton and realized they were entirely baseless, and that’s when he turned his back on the American Spectator and the Arkansas Project. That’s why it’s so funny that here you are, refusing to believe David Brock when he posts facts and not the slimy and baseless allegations that you hunger for.

            So go the fuck away, you pea-brained right-wing shill. Your lies don’t work against facts.

          • John

            Uh ohhhhh….. I can’t even keep up with all of her lies anymore!!

            The FBI found nearly 15,000 emails former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton never turned over to the government after she left office — despite her insistence she’d handed in all her work-related messages.

            But let’s be honest….What difference, at this point, does it matter?! The fix is in. The DoJ and FBI will do nothing and Obama doesn’t care what the Clintons do. Hillary can break any law with impunity.

            http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/aug/22/fbi-found-14000-new-hillary-clinton-emails/

          • jmk

            You’re a sad little pokey puppy, John….but how funny that you NOW cite the Reverend Sun Myung Moon’s little rabidly-conservative rag to support your Larry-Klayman-inspired non-scandal-scandal blatherings right after you bitched about Media Matters!!

            Per an actual, credible, legitimate news publication:

            “Clinton campaign spokesman Brian Fallon said, ‘As we have always said, Hillary Clinton provided the State Department with all the work-related emails she had in her possession in 2014. We are not sure what additional materials the Justice Department may have located, but if the State Department determines any of them to be work-related, then obviously we support those documents being released publicly as well.'”

            https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/fbi-uncovered-at-least-14900-more-documents-in-clinton-email-investigation/2016/08/22/36745578-6643-11e6-be4e-23fc4d4d12b4_story.html

            Since you don’t appear to know how to logic, Clinton turned over all the emails in her possession. These were in State’s possession, not Clinton’s.

            If I send emails to my colleague that I later delete, and we both turn over all my emails to be reviewed, my colleague will have emails that I do not possess. That does not mean I was lying when I turned over all the emails I had.

            Assholes like you and Larry Klayman (who should probably get help to deal with his obsessive hatred of the Clintons) keep trying to keep this shit going, but the problem is that there’s no there there.

          • John

            “We gave over everything…”

            (Deleted emails found…)

            “Oh…..we had no recollection of those. Well if those are work related, we totally support the release!!”

            They have slow-walked and stonewalled the release of these records. They’ve had many of them since July 25 … and not one record has yet been released, and we don’t understand why that’s the case. NOTHING to hide!

            Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

          • jmk

            You’re really reaching, Johnny, cupcake. Clinton turned over her emails. There’s nothing sinister. Now State has turned over THESE emails that were not retained in Clinton’s emails – again, nothing sinister because, as the FBI report indicated, “like many email users, Secretary Clinton periodically deleted emails or emails were purged from the system when devices were changed.” The reason she could do that was because she knew that copies would be archived at the State Department.

            It’s amazing to me that you – or anyone! – could be stupid enough to buy into this conspiracy bullshit. Clinton is the most scrutinized woman in history, and yet, for all the screaming from the derpwads on the right wing that she’s a crimey liar, NOT ONE of the allegations ever made about her has EVER been substantiated.

            SHE isn’t the one lying, fuckwit.

          • John

            Comey: We found that she broke the law…..but we will not be recommending an charges.

            Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!

            Corruption at its finest!

            Oh and…..More than half the people outside the government who met with Hillary Clinton while she was secretary of state gave money – either personally or through companies or groups – to the Clinton Foundation.

            http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_CAMPAIGN_2016_CLINTON_FOUNDATION?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-08-23-14-35-04

            This is getting sticky!!!!

          • jmk

            No, no, Johnny, cupcake – your lack of reading comprehension is steering you wrong again. Comey said she HADN’T broken the law… but she may have broken the kind of departmental rule that gets to a reprimand in your official folder.

            You really should learn to read more better…maybe start by reading an actual, credible website checking your claims…
            http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2016/jul/07/fact-checking-donations-clinton-foundation/

          • John

            #whereshillary??? Trump is selling out crowds and Hillary is nowhere to be found!! No press conferences, no events……hmmmmmm.

            But hey, she struggled to open an already opened jar of pickles, so I am sure she needed to rest after that!!!! Pfffft!

          • jmk

            You cannot be serious.

            Drumpf is wasting time in Mississippi today, and yesterday, he was wasting time in Austin, a city he’ll never win in a formerly red state in which he’s struggling to stay ahead. He’s previously wasted his time in all-blue states like New York and Connecticut, despite the fact that he is losing every single swing state.

            Great strategy. It must make you so proud that you’re supporting that moron.

            http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/trump-red-state-campaigning-227283

            http://www.vox.com/2016/8/15/12455240/donald-trump-polls-today

            As to where Clinton is…

            http://venturebeat.com/2016/08/24/apple-ceo-tim-cook-hosting-fundraising-dinner-for-hillary-clinton-tonight/

            https://hillaryspeeches.com/scheduled-events/

          • John

            Hillary Clinton, the savior of the lower and middle class!! Made $250m after leaving the WH……$300,000 speeches……..”the rich need to pay their fair share!!”….champion of the downtrodden………..

            “People invited were being asked to contribute up to $50,000…”

            YOWZA!!!! That’s a lot of dough! So she’s hosting a fundraiser with the same people she says aren’t paying their “fair share”?! What a dolt!

            Okayyyyyyyyyyy

          • jmk

            She pays her taxes, which is more than your dude does.

            Another thing she does that the Cheeto Benito can’t seem to manage is that she raises money for down-ticket candidates, and helps to fund local, state, and Congressional campaigns…this is how you build a network of people who help you to accomplish your goals once in office.

            And are you still on about the speeches? She has lived an interesting life filled with accomplishments, and people paid her to give inspirational speeches. There’s nothing sinister in that – and I see that you can’t even stop lying as you whinge about this – she didn’t charge $300,000 a speech… she charged $200,000 a speech.

            For contrast, your boy, Donald J. Trump, charges 1.5 million a speech, as this article from 2014 documents: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/washingtons-highest-lowest-speaking-fees/story?id=24551590#1

            So fuck off, Johnny, cupcake. You are so far out of your depth that it’s pathetic to watch you try to tread water.

          • John

            No scandals here! No sir!!! LOOK A SQUIRREL!!

            How can this woman get away with all her crimes and run for POTUS? It’s surreal. And the news that the whole primary was fixed in her favor was swept under the rug as if it were nothing. I have never seen a presidential candidate so impervious to laws or so seemingly entitled to the office?

            “Of the 725 pages, more than 250 pages were 100 percent redacted, many with “PAGE DENIED” stamped in bold.

            Judicial Watch said the new cache includes previously unreleased email exchanges in which former Abedin “provided influential Clinton Foundation donors special, expedited access to the secretary of state.”

            http://www.wnd.com/2016/08/13-of-abedin-emails-100-redacted/#1UBz6kjoqDAvmeRx.99

          • jmk

            Again with WND and Judicial Watch? WND is a clown shop, and Larry Klayman – founder of Judicial Watch – is an obsessed buffoon.

            You cannot cite a single source with credibility.

            There have been no fucking “crimes.” And this “rigged” bullshit is just a ploy by your Cheeto Benito to cover his fat ass when he loses.

          • John

            Hillary lied, people died!!!! FACT

            Just because you live in lala land doesn’t mean the rest of us do.

          • John

            “I only deleted personal emails….”

            Welllllllllllllllllllll

            “In a court filing this week, the State Department admitted it had found Benghazi-related documents among the 14,900 Clinton emails and attachments uncovered by the FBI that Mrs. Clinton deleted and withheld from the State Department.”

            http://www.judicialwatch.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/JW-v-State-Defendant-Status-Report-00692.pdf

            Genuinely……WHY DO YOU SUPPORT HER?!?!

          • jmk

            Given Larry Klayman’s 30 year obsession with destroying the Clintons any way he can, I wouldn’t give Judicial Watch the time of day, cupcake. Lying Larry has made up more shit about the Clintons than you’ve had hot dinners. He’s approximately as credible as Tommy FlanAgan.

          • John

            Ouchie……they just keep coming!!!!

            Wikileaks discovered 67 emails between Hillary Clinton and “Diane Reynolds” who we now know to be her daughter Chelsea.

            https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/24184

            But don’t all parents write to their children at a fake email account during foreign policy meetings?

            Nothing unusual here!! (ROLLS EYES!!!!)

          • jmk

            If fuckwits like you wouldn’t invent a “scandal” every time Secretary Clinton sneezes or squints, she wouldn’t have had to give her daughter a code name.

            How do you not see that?

            Oh, right, it’s because asswipes like you are nothing more than amoral hatred-junkies who, in recognition of your own lack of intelligence or value, get a special tingly feeling in your bits when you think of bringing that uppity female down a peg or two.

            We’re done, here, dipshit.

          • John

            D’OHHHHHH!!!! Another day, another scandal!

            Hillary aide Huma Abedin left classified material in her CAR!!

            http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3754629/Bombshell-email-shows-Hillary-aide-Huma-Abedin-left-classified-material-CAR-asked-colleague-trunk-safekeeping.html

          • jmk

            The Daily Mail? I thought you followers of the Tangerine Commandante were mad at the Daily Fail because they published the info that Donnie had to hire the Mrs.

          • John

            Have you gone into hiding yet?! Geez they just keep coming!!!

            Hillary Clinton used BleachBit software to hide all traces of her deleted emails.

            http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-08-25/fbi-admits-clinton-used-software-designed-prevent-recovery-and-hide-traces-deleted-e

            I am genuinely curious as to why you honestly support Hillary Clinton to be the POTUS?? Genuinely….Why???

          • jmk

            When I decommission equipment, it’s just good practice to destroy all traces of the remaining information – and that’s just standard work crap from my job in IT. For Clinton, with an entire industry dedicated to “digging up dirt” on her, an industry that pays people to invade her privacy on a regular basis, such a practice is even more necessary. I have zero problems with this claim, even if it’s true.

            I support her because I know her record of accomplishments. I know how hard she has fought for civil rights for as long as she’s been in public life, how she’s a champion for reproductive rights all over the world, how she has fiercely supported equality for women both at home and around the world, often in the face of incredible opposition, how she has a longstanding record of support for common sense gun control legislation, how passionate she is to make the world better. I know how hard she works and how committed she is to doing good. I know how resilient she is. I know how tough she is. I have researched her policies, and I know her aims, and I agree with both. Is she perfect? No. But she doesn’t have to be – I agree with what she wants to accomplish… I agree with her ideals and her goals – a fairer, more equitable, more compassionate, safer society in which people can live their lives without having to face bigotry or discrimination, in which children are valued and educated and raised to be who they want to be.

            The real question is… why do YOU and the people like you hate her so much that make shit up about her, lie about her, condemn her for things you were perfectly content with when other people did them, denigrate her at every turn? Why does she threaten you so much? Why don’t YOU know what she’s accomplished and what she supports… if for no other reason than to be able to tell if the right-wing bullshit you parrot is true or not?

          • John

            “how she has fiercely supported equality for women both at home and around the world”

            Like taking money from foreign governments that actively oppress women!!

            Okay, Chief!!!

          • jmk

            You are delirious, Johnny, cupcake. Either that or just a flat-out dumbass liar.

            Either way, you bore me. Fuck off back to Breitbartistan, will you?

          • John

            I don’t even read Breitbart. But thanks!!

            You are a delirious fool for supporting one of the most unpatriotic, criminal, and egotistical people to ever roam this earth.

          • jmk

            No, no, cupcake – you’re the one who backs Trump.

          • John

            You are the one who backs a lying, cheating, law breaking liberal. But I repeat myself.

          • jmk

            Again, cupcake, you have no evidence of any of that, other than that she’s “liberal,” which is clearly the real crime in your eyes – thanks to your Faux Nooz-conditioned slavering at the mention of the word.

            News flash, fuckwit – this country is made up of liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, greens, libertarians, socialists, communists, anarchists and people with many, many more kinds of political perspectives. I don’t give a fuck what Rushie and Glenn and Bryan and the rest of the dipshit poutraged crew in right-wing media have told you – you do not own the country, you do not get to determine who gets political representation or rights, and the country is not yours to “take back.” You SHARE this country with the rest of us, and the sooner you learn that lesson, the happier we will all be. If the people vote for a liberal for president even though you didn’t, you suck it up and deal with it and grow up and join the work of the world, and you don’t spend the next 8 years crying like fucking babies, making up stories about the big meanies who didn’t give you your way, and refusing to do your civic duty.

            Grow the fuck up.

          • John

            It brings me joy knowing that I can live in your head rent free! People like you are the reason Trump WILL be the next president.

          • jmk

            You don’t live in my head, cupcake. I forget you exist until your assholery shows up in my notifications again.

            I’m just sick of having to explain the concepts involved in a diverse society to fuckwits like you.

          • John

            But yet…you continue to respond…Okay!

          • jmk

            Said the guy who can’t stop responding, no matter how many times I refute his bullshit and shut him down.

          • John

            Said the guy who will vote for Hillary even if she killed an elderly nun in the middle of Times Square.

          • jmk

            I promise you, cupcake… if she does that, I won’t vote for her.

            Contrary to the projection-based blitherings of Drumpfle-infested fuckwits who keep supporting their scrabbling junkyard rat of a candidate even as he insults them and plays to their prejudices and hatreds, the support that Secretary Clinton enjoys is not cult-like, but is based on her record of accomplishments and advocacy.

          • John

            Well dang!! Clinton emailed classified information after leaving State Dept. I can’t make this stuff up!!

            http://nypost.com/2016/08/31/clinton-emailed-classified-information-after-leaving-state-dept/

          • jmk

            LOL Oh, cupcake, I can smell the stank of your desperation from here. The NY Post!! LOL You just can’t help being a moran, can you?

            Just, go away, Johnny, you lame-ass twit. We’re done here. Do try not to shit yourself too badly on Election Day when the returns come in and Drumpf is trounced.

          • John

            I literally have shown you case after case after case of her misdeeds which are on record and have been uncovered by emails and contacts. You are such a dolt!

            Denial is an important step in the grieving process. Best of luck to you and please don’t reproduce!

          • jmk

            No, cupcake, you have not shown me “case after case after case” of any “misdeeds.”

            You’ve posted a sad collection of lies, butthurt opinion pieces, and sour misrepresentations of the actual facts regarding Secretary Clinton’s emails from a variety of non-credible rightwing hate sites, a few articles from actual sites that you clearly didn’t comprehend, and one video that was entirely unrelated, but which you cherry-picked so that you could pretend it was damning.

            I’ve provided facts from credible, reputable media sites to refute each thing you posted and demonstrated your errors, and yet you just ignored the facts to continue to feed your hatefilled obsession.

            You’re in for a rough 8 years, Johnny, cupcake. Luckily, Clinton has proposed a solid mental health initiative that should help you get over the worst of it. Best of luck to you.

          • John

            Where is Clinton?!?! She raised a few million from the elite 1% at some exclusive fundraisers and then left in her medical van to her secret lair to change her Depends and get a nap.

          • jmk

            Oh yes. She’s so frail. Just ask Trey Gowdy.

            Go the fuck away, now. Your tediousness is reaching critical mass.

          • John

            Take a breath…..count to 10….it will all be over soon!!

          • John
          • jmk

            Sigh, ohhhh cupcake – different articles on the same tired, lame, previously-refuted bullshit do not constitute different “scandals.”

            Just… get a grip on yourself please.

          • John

            You sound stressed! You okay?? I know this is a lot to take in, with your candidate being a criminal and all.

          • John

            My god this woman is an IDIOT!!!!

            So she couldn’t figure out what the “C” meant on her emails, but she’s qualified to be the president?!?!

            http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/clinton-told-fbi-she-thought-classified-markings-were-alphabetical-paragraphs/article/2600900

          • jmk

            Oh, I’m sorry, did you think that the president handles classification duties?

            LOL Take civics, cupcake…and then see if you can join us in reality.

          • John

            If she can’t handle basic concepts of classified material for the federal government, how in the world can she be trusted to lead the NATION?!

            That is a fair question, my friend. Despite what your narrow liberal mind can comprehend!!!!

          • jmk

            Bet you think that C means “classified,” don’t you?

          • John

            “C” stands for Coughing!!!

            She *cough cough*………is not…………*cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough*………..healthy…………. *cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough* ………..enough to be………………. *cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough* ……………POTUS………….. *cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough**cough cough*

            But don’t let that stop you from drinking the koolaid.

            *cough cough*

            http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-05/hillary-just-had-one-worst-coughing-fits-ever-msnbc-cuts-away

          • jmk

            Is there a made-up scandal about Secretary Clinton that you haven’t swallowed hook, line, and sinker?

            You see, it’s your utter credulity – as long as there’s enough hatred of Hillary involved – that makes it at once so sad and so hilarious to see you claim other people have been “drinking the koolaid [sic].”

            (Oh, and since you were clearly trying to deflect attention away from your earlier dumbass Drumpf-based comment, I guess you found out that “Classified” is not an actual security classification.)

          • John

            Well daggum she can’t even face questions without wearing an earpiece!!!

            https://i.sli.mg/7w83Wi.jpg

            Not to mention the fact that Huma even emailed her one time saying “Did u take your earpiece or do I need to get it?”

            You can’t make this stuff up!! If this is not an earpiece, would you be to kind to explain what it could be??

            She is a LIAR and a CHEATER and a CRIMINAL!!

          • jmk

            So… http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-secret-earpiece/

            Nope. THAT bullshit made-up scandal is as fake as all the other ones you bought into.

            But, hey… you know what? You don’t seem at all bothered by the fact that your Trump boy is an ACTUAL criminal with a REAL pay-to-play scandal – in which he bought off two state attorneys general to stop them from investigating his fraudulent “university” and then tried to hide the illegal “contribution” by claiming on his tax forms that it was to a charity.

            “The controversy whipped back up last week when news emerged that Trump paid a $2,500 fine because his foundation improperly donated $25,000 to Bondi’s political election committee in 2013 (tax-exempt charitable groups are not allowed to make political contributions).

            Following the donation in 2013, Bondi’s office declined to join a fledgling multi-state probe into Trump’s real estate seminar program. The links between the two continued, with Trump hosting a lavish fundraiser for Bondi at his Mar-a-Lago resort in March 2014, and Bondi endorsing Trump in March of this year.”

            http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/trump-pam-bondi-scandal-227823

            Funny how real crime doesn’t bother you in the slightest, but you’re wetting yourself over made up scandals. I wonder what that means?

            Oh, wait – I know what it means… it means you’re an ignorant, gullible, hatefilled puswad. LOL.

          • John

            Thank you for citing Politico….the liberal Wikipedia!!!

            Scandal after scandal….day after day…..and yet you are a lemming for the left!!

            Emails, Benghazi, the Foundation…….on and on and on….

            Even with the emails, all the deletions, and the use of BleachBit are as damning to Clinton as the missing 18 minutes of Nixon’s tapes were to Nixon.

            Nixon’s actions were self-serving, but they didn’t rise to the level of selling out America for personal gain. Clinton’s actions, with respect to her “foundation,” clearly do rise to that level, and that, I suspect, is what was BleachBitted. Certainly Benghazi was BleachBitted, likely to protect Clinton’s Presidential ambitions, but selling favors from the US federal government to foreign governments likely rises to the level of treason.

          • jmk

            Emails – investigated multiple times… nothing in it.
            Benghazi – investigated multiple times… nothing in it.
            Clinton Foundation – AP article fact-checked…nothing in it.

            I’m sure you won’t read it, but here… just for funsies…

            http://www.vox.com/2016/8/24/12618446/ap-clinton-foundation-meeting

            http://www.vox.com/2016/9/2/12761756/clinton-foundation-passport-north-korea

            And just for the record, I work in IT – when we decommission anything, we wipe it. Data is too easily used against people, and must be protected…and with a bunch of slavering fuckwads drooling to get their hands on anything to do with the Clintons to feed their delusions and the monstrous anti-Clinton industry that has grown up over the last 30 years, I’d make double-sure that her server, her phone, her laptop, her iPad, and her answering machine were wiped sparklingly clean.

            You fucking assholes are willing to ignore Donald’s felonies and lies as you ramp up the hysteria about Clinton. You’re morons, and you make me embarrassed to be an American.

          • John

            Well, well, well……..

            Hillary now fainting because of dehydration….no wait, pneumonia…..oh and she was overheated and the pollen count was high…..

            She is VERY ill and they cannot continue to prop her up. If you continue to defend this, then I feel sorry that you cannot see through the farce that is Hillary Clinton.

          • jmk

            You are a sad, sad douche who clearly believes anything that burbles out of the buttcheeks of Karl Rove (the inventor of the “Hillary’s bad health” bullshit) or any source that licks GOP ass.

            Goodbye, Johnny… I hope you get the treatment you will so desperately need for your CDS in November. You bore me now, so buhbye.

          • John

            Is she not ill?? Why did she leave the 9/11 memorial early??

            Dehydrated, pneumonia, overheated, passing out, seizures….

            Hey let’s take her to Chelsea’s apartment!!!!

            Run and hide little one, run and hide! We all know what’s going on.

          • jmk

            She has been diagnosed with pneumonia… they thought it was allergies (she’s known to have seasonal allergies), but it was eventually diagnosed as walking pneumonia. She still tried to keep her public appointments, but she became dehydrated and overheated (under her kevlar vest) at the 9/11 memorial as a result. No seizures. Just a person in the middle of a physically taxing campaign coming down with walking pneumonia. It happens.

            Of course, you wingnuts will believe anything as long as it’s sufficiently hatefilled. You folks need treatment.

            https://thinkprogress.org/trump-campaigns-bizarre-hillary-health-obsession-e781284405c0#.y27v1l9sw

            http://www.vox.com/2016/9/12/12888498/hillary-clinton-health-conspiracy

            Buhbye.

          • John

            Wow ThinkProgress and Vox…..

            Pneumonia could be contagious so why would she let that little girl approach her like that?? Why would she have so many people around her potentially exposing them??

            Not to mention the fact that her team said she was diagnosed for pneumonia with a home test, which is not possible. You need a chest X-ray to determine pneumonia.

            And why would they take her to Chelsea’s apartment after an episode like that?! She passed out and had to drag her into her van. She has “pneumonia”, is dehydrated, and overheated. Why?? Why risk her health and not get her treated at the nearest hospital?!

          • jmk

            Maybe the geniuses on your side are right and she’s actually a lizard replicant! WHO CAN SAAAAY?????? PREPEAAACH!1!1!!

            The sad thing is – that’s absolutely as sane as the rest of your conspiracy garbage.

            Your own comment demonstrates how that the conspiracy crap you appear to have bought into is hokum.

            It makes perfect sense to take her to Chelsea’s apartment to recover if they knew she was just dehydrated – if it were anything more serious, I’m sure they would have taken her to the hospital, so it follows logically that it wasn’t more serious. Since she apparently doesn’t drink a lot of water, and becomes dehydrated easily when she’s ill, she has some experience with the symptoms and would have recognized them. I have not seen anyone but you say that she was diagnosed with “a home test”… but pneumonia – and especially “walking” pneumonia – is not necessarily contagious.

          • John

            I am convinced now more than ever that Hillary supporters are programmed robots. You would have to be a complete and utter fool to believe that Hillary’s health is on the up-and-up.

            The signs are too many to ignore! But keep on keepin on!

            Bill said she’s working like a demon…yet, she only had 11 campaign events in August????

            She is ill and it is sad that they keep propping her up!!

          • jmk

            Ask Trey Gowdy how fragile she is.

            And then go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw of votes.

          • John

            You sound so angry!! Your candidate falling in the polls or something?! She’s slipping and November is coming fast! Tick tock tick tock…..Trump is full speed ahead and Hillary can’t get out of bed!

            She will end September with only FIVE rallies. FIVE. And many of those had less than 500 people, meanwhile Trump fills up arenas!!

            Not to mention Wall Street pays her $300,000 for speeches and no one wants to pay $7 for her book?!?! LOL. They sold like 3,000 copies!!! Psshhhh

            Get outta here!

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

          • jmk

            I’m not angry, Johnny, cupcake…I’m just so very, very tired of your bullshit. You are the perfect follower for Drumpflethinskin – stupid, credulous, full of invective, lies, and hot air, and gleefully hateful.

            Just get back into your basket, you ignorant pustule. I’m done with this tedious conversation.

          • John

            ** Last week Hillary had “allergies” when she couldn’t stop coughing for 4 minutes straight.
            ** On Sunday she overheated.
            ** Then the campaign said she had pneumonia.
            ** Then on Wednesday Bill said she had the flu.

            And now this…
            Bill says Hillary has Walking Pneumonia!

            Which one is it?! I am confused with all of the lies!

          • jmk

            They are all the same, cupcake. Bill isn’t a doctor, so his “diagnosis” isn’t authoritative, and Hillary’s pneumonia was mistaken for allergies – which she is known to have – and that’s what made her cough and get feverish.

            Your concern for her health is sweet, but she’ll be fine – even with pneumonia, she made it through a heavy schedule of meetings, speeches, traveling, interviews, and events before she had a little spell of overheating and got dehydrated. She’s taken a couple of days off to rest, and now she’s back on the campaign trail, in fine shape.

            Is there ANY misogynistic dog whistle you shitbrains DON’T salivate to?

          • John

            If my wife had pneumonia, I wouldn’t say she had the flu!!! Give me a break! This is all a crock!!

            Tick tock, tick tock……..the Trump Train is coming down the tracks and Cankles can’t do anything to stop it!!

          • jmk

            Careful now, Johnny, cupcake – your misogyny is becoming more and more apparent in your increasingly sillier and more desperate search for anything negative to say against Clinton to try to gin up support for a fraud-criming, tax-dodging, lying, cheating, bullying, Constitution-ignoring, ignorant orange shitgibbon who clearly won YOUR support not only because he makes you feel all tingly in your special bigoted place but also because your fragile manhood is outraged to the point of pants-pissing at the thought of being presidented by a lady.

            You and your buddies are pathetic.

          • John

            Dang…..sucks to be Cankles!! More and more and more information coming out! Now it looks like her server captain was looking for a way to purge her emails!! Whoops!!!!

            https://www.reddit.com/r/HillaryForPrison/comments/53gac1/citizen_journalist_sleuthed_up_key_bleachbit/

          • jmk

            LOL You really are desperate, cupcake – a “Hillary for Prison” thing on Reddit???

            You are so sad. Bye!

          • John

            The guy in charge of her server asked how he could hide her email address from archived emails. She is a CRIMINAL!

            Her time is coming when she will pay for her crimes!

            NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!! La La La LALALALAAAAAAA lalalalaaaaa!!

          • jmk

            I thought you pants-pissers were shrieking about her deleting actual emails…. NOW you’re flipping out about him asking about – with no evidence of actually doing so – masking an email address?

            Pick a lane, wubbles… you’re weaving like you’re drunk.

          • John

            So many scandals, so little time!! I CANNOT wait for Monday night when Hillary goes into a epileptic fit on stage.

            Unless she finds an excuse to cancel! She’s doomed!

          • jmk

            You’ve really bought into the whole Drumpflethinskin fantasy narrative, haven’t you?

            You’re in for a very uncomfortable time on Monday night… and that makes me very happy.

          • John

            “Why Aren’t I 50 Points Ahead?” Derrrrrrrrp derp!!!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1hNiiVaITQ

            Crazy aunt Hillary is at it again!!

            Such a clown!!

          • John

            Tick tock tick tock tick tock……….Debate Night!!

          • jmk
          • John

            Manic Hillary was getting trounced! And if it weren’t for the third debater, Lester Holt, she would have been in worse shape!

            If you think Hillary won that debate, you are fooling yourself! Keep clapping you liberal seal!

          • jmk

            It amazes me that a person like you – who can use complete sentences and spells your words properly – is still stupid enough to get his news from Drudge and Dead Breitbarts Home for Orange Shitgibbon Fondlers.

          • John

            I would consider myself an intelligent person. Thank you for noticing! Lol

            Holt interrupted Trump a whopping 41 times, either to “fact-check” the Republican nominee, or to ask a follow-up question. (He asked Trump 6 follow-up questions, did not ask ANY of Clinton… ) Clinton was only interrupted seven times during the course of the 90-minute debate.

            But no media bias here!!

          • jmk

            I know that’s the story over at Dead Breitbart’s Home for Sniffly Orange Shitgibbon Enthusiasts. Too bad that is entirely false, like most of the garbage they publish.

            Your boy couldn’t keep his tongue between his teeth long enough to let her speak for 2 whole minutes at a time. He interrupted her 51 times – by one count, he interrupted her 26 times in the first 25 minutes of the debate. Some of the time that Holt interrupted him, it was to stop him from speaking during HER response time. She did not intrude on HIS time, so Holt did not have to interrupt her to ask her to stop.

            By Vox’s count, she was interrupted 70 times to Drumpflethinskin’s 41.

            http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/9/27/13017666/presidential-debate-trump-clinton-sexism-interruptions

            I’m guessing you won’t like Vox, so here’s the transcript, with Time magazine’s count of the interruptions.

            http://time.com/4509790/donald-trump-debate-interruptions/

            If you were actually an intelligent person, you wouldn’t have fallen for the derp that the right wing nutbags are peddling – not because it’s right wing, but because it’s just flat-out lies peddled by charlatans. The fact that you could be intelligent, but you DO fall for the derp makes me kind of sad.

          • John

            It’s hard to stand there and let someone who is known as a habitual liar, lie. She lies about everything! EVERYTHING!!

            From the moment she defended that rapist back in the day until this morning, her whole life has been about cheating the system, lying to get her way, and then covering it up.

            Why would all of her staffers involved in the email scandal be pleading the 5th?! The server guy, Cheryl Mills, and on and on and on.

            Why plead the 5th if you have nothing to cover up? And why is it the closest involved with this scandal?

          • jmk

            The problem is that you base your garbage on the entirely BASELESS claim that she’s an “habitual liar.”

            She is not. But YOU sure are:

            The claim that she “defended the rapist” and laughed at the victim? False – http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-freed-child-rapist-laughed-about-it/
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e191f18f582f56e55da424887b2d5799750596ae1e720a047fb0ba77a84fd7cb.png

            There IS no “email scandal.” It’s a conspiracy theory gone wild, not an actual issue.

            Cheryl Mills did not “plead the 5th.”

            Bryan Pagliano did… twice.

            He refused to answer questions in the Judicial Watch nuisance lawsuit because (as ABC News put it):

            “Pagliano’s Monday deposition is set in a lawsuit over public records brought by the conservative group Judicial Watch, regarding the operation of Clinton’s server and the employment status of one of her top aides. “Mr. Pagliano is a nonparty caught up in a lawsuit with an undisputed political agenda,” his lawyers said in a court filing, obtained by ABC News….Judicial Watch asked that Pagliano’s deposition be recorded on video, to which Pagliano’s lawyers said there was no “proper purpose” –because he won’t answer questions anyway – and left Pagliano vulnerable to “considerable risk of abuse.”

            Per CNN, he had a similar reason to invoke his Fifth Amendment rights before Congress:

            “In a letter to Democratic members of the Select Committee on Benghazi defending Pagliano’s decision, Democratic committee staff wrote “Despite the lack of any evidence of criminal activity, it is understandable that attorneys for Mr. Pagliano have advised him to assert his Congressional right not to testify given the onslaught of reckless accusations of criminal conduct the continue to be made by many Republicans.”
            The staff noted that “Although some commentators may use the invocation of the Fifth Amendment privilege to assert that a criminal investigation may now be underway, the assertion of the Fifth Amendment privilege does not imply the existence of a criminal investigation.”
            Additionally, the Democratic committee staff cited multiple statements from Republican presidential candidates and members of Congress implying the existence of criminal activity or a criminal investigation as proof of the “current political environment” referenced in Pagliano’s letter. Thus far, no criminal investigations or criminal charges have been brought against Clinton over the private server.
            Rep. Elijah E. Cummings, the Democratic ranking member on the Select Committee, also issued a statement defending of Pagliano’s invocation of the Fifth Amendment, saying, “Although multiple legal experts agree there is no evidence of criminal activity, it is certainly understandable that this witness’ attorneys advised him to assert his Fifth Amendment rights, especially given the onslaught of wild and unsubstantiated accusations by Republican presidential candidates, Members of Congress, and others based on false leaks about the investigation.”
            Cummings added, “Their insatiable desire to derail Secretary Clinton’s presidential campaign at all costs has real consequences for any serious Congressional effort.”

            It is ENTIRELY dishonest of you to repeat that already-refuted lie about Clinton’s career as a lawyer, or to cite this bullshit lawsuit by a deranged Clinton hater who has been indulging his monomania with nuisance lawsuits for decades as evidence of ANYTHING, or to imply that anyone who asserts their Fifth Amendment rights MUST be guilty of something.

            https://www.facebook.com/ezraklein/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

          • John

            How can one person be involved in so many scandals?!?! It’s always something new with every day! Her entire life is under investigation!

            You, sir, are an idiot for knowingly supporting a corrupt, lying, cheating, fraud!

            How you could support her is beyond me. It really is…

          • jmk

            YOUR team keeps her under investigation because it convinces gullible idiots to hate her and reject her.

            They’ve been telling you for 30 years that she’s a liar and a crook, and they’ve been raising money on that idea…and in 30 years, they’ve never been able to make any of their charges stick. At SOME point, if you were really intelligent, it would have occurred to you that SHE’S not the one lying.

            She’s been impressive since she was a college student – her classmates at Wellesley tagged her as the first female president before she ever graduated. She’s been hated by the right wing since she refused to take the quiet, smiling, cookie-baking role as the First Lady of Arkansas, and their hatred reached feverish heights when she chaired the health care committee during her husband’s administration, and it has ramped up every single time she’s sought a public role – Senator, Secretary of State, and President.

            She’s endured DECADES of lies, slander, and calumny with grace and patience, faced DECADES of slime thrown at her with strength and intelligence…and while your crew has been focusing on throwing their poo, she’s been getting stuff done, as everyone from the children covered by the state Child Health program she steered into law, to the 9/11 responders whose health she worked so hard to protect can attest.

            Is she perfect? No… but after DECADES in the spotlight, enduring attack after attack, with her every action scrutinized, exaggerated, and vilified, all you folks can come up with is a couple of lapses in judgment and that she committed an administrative infraction with regard to emails.

            You don’t hate her because of her actions – you hate her because you’ve been taught to hate her… because hating her has become a right wing shibboleth… because it makes you feel good to focus all of your anger and your hatred and your fear of a new paradigm and your spite and your gleeful nastiness on one person, and William Safire, Pat Buchanan, and Newt Gingrich told you it should be her.

          • John

            Her time is limited. She’s off taking a nap again with the next debate looming and Trump is selling out stadiums 10,000+ strong!

            Hillary can’t fill a high school gym with 200 people. And even if she did, 150 of those would be bused in and paid to stand around her and clap like seals!!

          • jmk
          • John

            At the Prescott Valley Events Center in Prescott, Arizona on Tuesday, the Central Arizona Fire Marshal Rick Chase said he allowed 7,000 inside. Another 13,000 were reported outside by the Prescott Valley Police Sgt. Jason Kaufman.

            Hillary Clinton on the other hand had four small rallies in Ohio and Pennsylvania on Monday and Tuesday. The participation at these events was a little over 1,000. To date, since the conventions ended on August 1st, through Wednesday, October 6th, Hillary has only had a little over 15,000 at all her rallies combined!

            But don’t let the facts sway you!

          • jmk

            Oh cupcake, Hillary does smaller events as a rule.

            But you just keep parroting the Dead Breitbart lies and telling yourself that Drumpflethinskin will win.

            He won’t, but maybe your shock when he doesn’t will reset your brain and bring you back to reality.

          • John

            “Our crowds are smaller because we planned them that way!”

            Riiiiiiiiiiiiight! The thrill is gone, my friend!

            Even ol Slick Willy can’t pull more than 200 people.

            Low energy, no enthusiasm, no upside – Hillary 2016!

          • jmk

            Suuuuuuure, Johnny, cupcake… suuuuuure. Just keep telling yourself that while your candidate implodes with narcissistic rage, your bigoted VP candidate assiduously cares for his own political future, and your party just keeps doubling down on the racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, and other assorted hatreds that seem to fuel you.

            You poor ignorant sod.

            We’re done. Good bye, cupcake. Hope you don’t cry too hard when Drumpflethinskin loses. With therapy, you’ll be able to join us in reality by the time President Clinton wins her second term.

            http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=rrpromo

          • John

            I’m starting to like you. You are determined, intelligent, and passionate. All the characteristics of a solid conservative!! Welcome aboard, friend!!

            Serious question, do you have an opinion on the fact that Hillary’s state department participated in pay to play??

            Or what about the fact that big banks and corporations agreed to donate to the Democrats a certain percentage of the allocated TARP funds?? Pelosi along received $70k+.

          • jmk

            The reason I’m not a conservative is because I have a quality you folks lack (and I know this to be true, coming from a family riddled with conservatives)… empathy. I am able to put myself into someone else’s shoes while no conservative I’ve ever met is able to do that.

            Serious answer – the State Department did not engage in pay to play… there is a) absolutely zero evidence that people who gave money to the campaign or to the Clinton Foundation had any greater access to the State Department than anyone else.

            And the hack is bullshit – it was DCCC files from a previous hack manipulated to look like party documents.

          • John

            Hillary was readily accepting money from SA and Qatar despite knowing they were actively funding ISIS. She is a traitor and a LIAR!!

            https://www.rt.com/usa/362312-clinton-saudi-arabia-qatar-isis/

            Not to mention more emails (see Brazille emails) that continue to show that D’s screwed Bernie and all of his supporters. Racketeer much?????

            Liars….all of them!!!

          • jmk

            You really do fall for any conspiracy theory, don’t you?

            OK, let’s begin… your article was from Russia Today – that’s what RT stands for… did you know that? They’re not independent of the Russian government – but it’s funny that you don’t seem to factor THAT into your calculations – but the basic facts are actually correct, that a lot of people have known for a long time that support for extremists, and particularly Wahabist extremists, does come from Saudi Arabia and Qatar, among other countries. It didn’t take a Wikileaks burble to figure that out.

            However, the governments of both Saudi Arabia and Qatar are also long-term allies of the United States, and they both are oil rich and buy a lot of American weapons and expensive systems, not to mention planes and other hugely important trade goods with their money. They are also, overtly, our allies with regard to fighting terrorism. This is a relationship that every administration – Republican AND Democratic – for as long as I can remember has cultivated (and I’ll just point out that there are no pictures of Clinton French-kissing Saudi princes the way Bush did).

            What you’re missing here is that when you say that support comes from those countries does not necessarily mean that support comes from the GOVERNMENTS of those countries as official policy. Even when government figures – members of the royal families or government ministers – give money to terrorists, it does not make that the official policy of the government. If it did, and it was easy to prove, then there would no longer be a close alliance between our countries. UNTIL there is proof that the GOVERNMENT supports terrorists, the US cannot violate their alliances.

            A few other points – political candidates cannot, by law, accept contributions from foreigners, so she, as a candidate, has not accepted any money from either Qatar or Saudi Arabia.

            Oh, by the way, did your boy stop illegally soliciting contributions from members of foreign governments yet? http://www.newsweek.com/why-isnt-trump-prosecuted-soliciting-foreign-cash-488773

            The Clinton Foundation has disclosed its donors since Hillary was appointed as Secretary of State, and the information they released shows that they accepted no money from Saudi Arabia while she was at the State Department… did you know that? Saudi sources gave money to the Foundation before December, 2008, and only resumed doing so after she left office. The Foundation got money from Qatar in 2014. Hillary Clinton neither solicited nor directly benefitted from contributions from either country.

            So… like every single one of your claims about her – and like every single one of the “scandals” you folks keep trying to get to cling to her – there’s a micron of fact surrounded by a metric fuckton of bullshit.

            http://www.politifact.com/arizona/statements/2016/jul/11/donald-trump/did-hillary-clinton-take-money-countries-treat-wom/

            Yeah… sorry, Johnny. You’re wrong again.

            How many times will these “OMG SHE’S A CRIMER!! WE GOTS HER NOW!!” things will you fall for, only to find out that they’re garbage, before you wake up to the fact that she’s not the one lying about this crap?

          • John

            And here we go again…..drip, drip drip….

            Hillary hates “every day Americans”!!! I am shocked, SHOCKED!!

            https://www.wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/4433

          • jmk

            You really DON’T know how to read, do you, Johnny, cupcake.

            The email clearly indicates that she hates THE PHRASE “everyday Americans,” but that they’ll use the phrase ONCE in the beginning of the speech and then not repeat it.

            You really DO have a severe case of Clinton Derangement Syndrome.

          • John

            Drip, drip, drip……tick tock!!

            Wikileaks is a leakin’!!! More to come.

            Go ahead and have your pretyped responses from the DNC ready so you can copy and paste and refute more proven lies.

          • jmk

            Wikileaks hasn’t released anything worth a fart yet. They’re full of hot air and hatred against Clinton because Julian the Rapist is mad that Hillary didn’t protect him from extradition, and it’s just credulous asswipes like you who swallow their partisan garbage whole.

            I have no “pretyped responses from the DNC” Johnny, cupcake. Unless I put something in quotation marks, it’s all my own work.

          • John

            This is getting ridiculous!!

            State Dept Coordinated Email Release With Clinton Campaign…

            https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/4383

          • jmk

            Ummm… no…that’s not what it means, dippy. They give them a heads up on the release, since they’ll be answering questions about it.

            But what IS ridiculous is this…
            http://www.newsweek.com/vladimir-putin-sidney-blumenthal-hillary-clinton-donald-trump-benghazi-sputnik-508635

            Drumpflethinskin is a very, very stupid man… and as credulous as you are.

            I notice that you just keep posting your easily-refuted bullshit, yet you never acknowledge that I HAVE refuted everything you’ve ever posted (except for that one bitter comment about “pretyped responses from the DNC”), and you never seem to read anything that I post.

            You’re deeply afraid of having to face the depth of your own stupidity, aren’t you?

          • John

            “And as I’ve mentioned, we’ve all been quite content to demean government, drop civics and in general conspire to produce an unaware and compliant citizenry.” – Bill Ivey

            Ivey admitted how the left has made secret plans to make the public oblivious to their devious plans, but he realized the public isn’t easy to manipulate, which is problematic for Democrats.

            Gotta keep em dumb and compliant! Don’t want them getting off the plantation and thinking for themselves!

          • jmk

            Gawd, you’re stupid. I mean, seriously stupid.

          • John

            John Podesta wrote Hillary’s confidant and lawyer Cheryl Mills about hiding Hillary’s emails to Barack Obama from Congressional investigators.

            The day before, on March 3, 2015, Hillary was subpoenaed to turn over all Hillary emails….

            Hmmmmmmmmm………….illegal much?!

            https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/9545

          • jmk

            Oh no! Her team wasn’t super thrilled about the Congressional fishing expedition and was wary of the amazing moving goalposts!! How odd!!!

            How’s your boy doing recently? Which of his criminal activities are you running the hardest away from, cupcake?
            The rape?
            The marital rape?
            The sexual assaults?
            The sexual harassment?
            The creepy perving on teenaged girls?
            The Trump University frauds?
            The bribery scandals?
            The financial mismanagement?
            The bankruptcies?
            The tax evasion?
            The mob connections?
            The employing and exploiting of undocumented immigrants?
            The antitrust issues?
            The stiffing of contractors?
            The FEC violations?
            The racist connections?
            The Nazi stuff?
            The racial discrimination charges?
            The tenant intimidation?
            The Cuban embargo violations?
            The Trump Foundation shenanigans?
            Or is it just your boy’s documented inability to tell the truth about anything?

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/724ec00ef3522abc068eb7fc8b93818152118f8889a186503213e9438d9c5df0.png

            http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/10/donald-trump-scandals/474726/

            Which is it, Johnny, cupcake?

          • John

            Hillary’s Scooby van has a bed?! Might come in handy for her “pneumonia” spells!!

            https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/11348

          • John

            Julian Assange’s internet link has been intentionally severed by a state party. We have activated the appropriate contingency plans.

            — WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) October 17, 2016

            So the powers that be have cut his internet capabilities right in the middle of his document dumping. Now why on earth would someone want to cut his ability to dump more documents?!?!

            By doing this they have verified that the released emails are genuine and that they are hurting Clinton and Obama. Thanks. I appreciate the confirmation!!!

            DRIP, DRIP, DRIP…………

          • jmk

            You got evidence that it had anything to do with the Clinton campaign?

            Oh, that’s right – you don’t care about evidence.

            I hate to break it to you, cupcake, but aside from Podesta’s explanation of why it’s important to add the stock slowly to the risotto while stirring, the email dump has been a giant fucking yawn.

            It’s only deranged conspiracy-junkies like you who wet yourselves whenever you get to exercise your Hillary-hatred who give a flying shit what Julian the Rapist does.

            And speaking of rapists, you never answered my question, cupcake… which of Drumpflethinskin’s criminal activities are you running away from the hardest?
            The rape of a 13 year old girl?
            The marital rape?
            The sexual assaults?
            The sexual harassment?
            The creepy perving on teenaged girls?
            The multiple Trump University frauds?
            The multiple bribery scandals?
            The financial mismanagement?
            The billion-dollar one-year loss?
            The bankruptcies?
            The tax evasion?
            The mob connections?
            The employment and exploitation of undocumented immigrants?
            The antitrust issues?
            The stiffing of contractors?
            The FEC violations?
            The racist connections?
            The Nazi stuff?
            The racial discrimination charges?
            The tenant intimidation?
            The Cuban embargo violations?
            The Trump Foundation shenanigans?
            Or is it just your boy’s documented inability to tell the truth about anything?

          • John

            You are completely delusional if you do not see a plausible link between one man singlehandedly destroying a corrupt political empire and the fact that the guy responsible is being disabled from doing so. Coincidence?! I think NOT!

          • jmk
          • jmk

            Oh, yes… and http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-cyber-wikileaks-idUSKBN12H2E9

            So… you fail, as usual, cupcake…but I’m sure you’ll be on to the next ridiculous rumor.

          • John

            James O’Keefe Reveals DNC and Hillary Campaign “Bird Dogging” to Incite Violence at TRUMP Rallies……

            MORE evidence of the DNC and Hillary’s corruption!

            DRIP, DRIP, DRIP…….

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuJGHuIkzY

          • jmk

            James O’Keefe?

            LOL You got anyone over there in Wingnutistan who ISN’T a sex-crimer?

          • John

            We literally have liberal democrats on camera admitting to voter fraud and inciting violence and yet you remain a blind sheep!

            You TRULY are the scum of the earth along with all of your liberal friends!

            Keep on keepin’ on idiot!!!!

            DRIP DRIP!!!!

          • jmk

            Yawn.

            You will believe anything – you’ve made that abundantly clear – and you’re too stupid and too bile-filled to recognize when you’re being had.

            Congratulations on being a job creator – moronic assholes like you make dipshit grifters like Drumpf possible.

          • jmk

            Look, you treasonous fuckknob, it’s not that I don’t appreciate these dispatches you keep upchucking from the Land of Morans, but taking that whole motes-and-beams thing into consideration, don’t you think you should occasionally notice the actual criminality of your candidate? I mean, after all, he has some pretty important upcoming court dates for the fraud, bribery, and rape charges.

            Let me refresh your alt-right-lovin’ memory of what your grifter is charged with:

            The rape of a 13 year old girl
            Marital rape
            Multiple sexual assaults
            Multiple instances of sexual harassment
            Creepy perving on teenaged girls
            Multiple Trump University frauds
            Multiple bribery scandals
            Financial mismanagement
            A billion-dollar one-year loss
            Multiple bankruptcies
            Tax evasion
            Mob connections
            The employment and exploitation of undocumented immigrants
            Antitrust issues
            The stiffing of contractors
            Multiple, blatant FEC violations
            Racist connections
            Nazi stuff
            Racial discrimination charges
            Tenant intimidation
            Cuban embargo violations
            Trump Foundation violations and frauds
            Not to mention your boy’s documented inability to tell the truth about anything.

            It’s no wonder you prefer to make shit up about actually-accomplished and intelligent people – it keeps you from facing the fact that you spend your days sucking the nubbin of a junkyard rat.

          • John

            I bring up illegal activities caught ON TAPE by leftist Dems and you come back around with a LAME response to attack Trump.

            “Nazi Stuff”?!?!

            You are LOSING.

          • jmk

            That’s not an answer, Johnny, cupcake…so you never answered my question about which of his scandals you are running away from the hardest, cupcake.

            Yes. Nazi stuff – because he retweets and reposts crap that comes directly from Nazis and white supremacists. I’m not sure you’ve seen the articles about it, since I’m sure they don’t think it’s a problem over there at Dead Breitbart’s Home for Festering Fuckwits, but here in the real world, approvingly retweeting anti-Semitic and racist garbage is frowned upon.

            So by failing to acknowledge when your stupid claims are revealed as the bullshit they are like a grown-up, and failing to respond to questions posed to you while demanding that I respond to the ones you blurble at me, you’ve clearly demonstrated what a hypocritical twit you are. Thanks, sugarcube.

            Oh… and as to “You are LOSING”?

            LOL No, actually, dipshit. We’re not.

            http://www.usatoday.com/pages/interactives/2016/election/poll-tracker/

            http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/us/elections/polls.html?_r=0

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/98ca4c13353cd7d7347de1ac3b017746161fae033f6de70ba1e88a53765c92f3.png

          • John

            Again….do you have VIDEO PROOF that Trump has broken any laws?! Heresay and he said, she said…..”Oh some lady on a plane said that Trump brushed against her 30 years ago…..” Give me a break!!

            We now have PROOF (not that we needed any) to show that the DNC, Hillary, Soros, Podesta, and the like are criminals!!! FACT

            And not only that, but we now also know that the US (Kerry) pressured Ecuador into cutting Assange off from the world. Now why on Earth would Kerry force Ecuador to do that?!?! Is he afraid of what may come out?! Well it hasn’t worked for them because we continue to see the criminal acts of Hillary.

            And do you understand statistics and sampling?! Because if you did, you would take a look at those “polls” and see that many of them over sample Dems to get the result they want.

            TICK TOCK, DRIP DRIP!!!!

          • jmk

            Cupcake, that’s why he’s going to court.

            But yes – there’s proof of several of his criminal actions – from the paper trail his clumsy briberies left to the emails to members of the governments of foreign nations soliciting them for donations to his campaign in blatant violation of US election law.

            So fuck off. Your boy’s a crimer and a scumbag and you have got some fucking nerve dredging the slightest thing up about her when you support him.

          • John

            Please provide me the proof! I have given you mine.

          • jmk

            All you’ve actually given me is bile…but sure. Here’s a bunch of links to sourced material supporting these charges – in most cases, I just took the first hit when googling:

            The rape of a 13 year old girl
            http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/lawsuit-accusing-trump-raping-girl-13-december-hearing-article-1.2828413

            Marital rape
            http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-ex-wife-claim-he-raped-her-resurfaces-in-new-documentary-a6836151.html

            Multiple sexual assaults
            http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/10/all-the-women-accusing-trump-of-rape-sexual-assault.html

            Multiple instances of sexual harassment
            http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/14/politics/trump-women-accusers/

            Creepy perving on teenaged girls
            http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/timeline-of-trumps-creepiness-while-he-owned-miss-universe-w444634

            Multiple Trump University frauds
            http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/02/politics/eric-schneiderman-attorney-general-trump-university-fraud/
            http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/03/us/politics/trump-university-case.html?_r=0
            http://www.cbsnews.com/news/campaign-2016-donald-trump-trial-date-set-in-trump-university-lawsuit/

            Multiple bribery scandals
            http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/politics/political-pulse/os-bondi-trump-bribery-complaint-story.html
            http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/09/donald-trump-s-benghazi-is-in-florida.html
            http://www.cbsnews.com/news/former-texas-official-says-he-was-told-to-drop-trump-university-probe/
            http://www.npr.org/2016/06/08/481284335/texas-governor-linked-to-trump-university-fraud-case

            Financial mismanagement
            http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/10/donald-trump-financial-troubles-taxes-1990s
            http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-federal-income-tax-records-506713
            http://fortune.com/2015/08/20/donald-trump-index-funds/

            A billion-dollar one-year loss
            http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/donald-trump-tax-losses-229072

            Multiple bankruptcies
            http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/jun/21/hillary-clinton/yep-donald-trumps-companies-have-declared-bankrupt/

            http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-bankruptcy-math-doesn-t-add-n598376
            http://money.cnn.com/2015/08/31/news/companies/donald-trump-bankruptcy/

            Tax evasion
            http://fortune.com/2016/10/08/donald-trump-taxes-contractors/

            See the Trump Foundation articles, too.

            Mob connections
            http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/mar/02/ted-cruz/yes-donald-trump-has-been-linked-mob/
            http://www.newsweek.com/truth-about-trump-mob-454053

            The employment and exploitation of undocumented immigrants
            http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/08/30/donald_trump_s_history_of_using_undocumented_immigrant_labors.html
            http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/feb/25/marco-rubio/marco-rubio-says-donald-trump-had-pay-1-million-hi/

            Antitrust issues
            http://www.apnewsarchive.com/1988/Trump-Agrees-To-Pay-%24750-000-Penalty-To-Settle-Antitrust-Lawsuit/id-54ea0dc590fc97d9e9e86c65336649a1

            The stiffing of contractors
            http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hundreds-claim-donald-trump-doesn-t-pay-his-bills-n589261
            http://fortune.com/2016/10/08/donald-trump-taxes-contractors/

            Multiple, blatant FEC violations
            http://www.ajc.com/news/national/the-trump-campaign-probably-violated-fec-fundraising-laws/z4DfMeB6jZmGPYkpQMajeJ/
            http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/06/30/looks_like_trump_s_campaign_has_already_violated_election_law.html

            Racist connections and Nazi stuff
            http://fortune.com/donald-trump-white-supremacist-genocide/
            https://newrepublic.com/minutes/124342/donald-trump-embraces-open-racism
            http://fortune.com/2016/06/07/donald-trump-racism-quotes/
            http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/08/31/the-fearful-and-the-frustrated

            Racial discrimination charges
            http://www.npr.org/2016/09/29/495955920/donald-trump-plagued-by-decades-old-housing-discrimination-case

            Tenant intimidation
            http://money.cnn.com/2016/03/28/news/trump-apartment-tenants/

            Cuban embargo violations
            http://www.newsweek.com/2016/10/14/donald-trump-cuban-embargo-castro-violated-florida-504059.html

            Trump Foundation violations and frauds
            https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/how-donald-trump-retooled-his-charity-to-spend-other-peoples-money/2016/09/10/da8cce64-75df-11e6-8149-b8d05321db62_story.html
            https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-directed-23-million-owed-to-him-to-his-charity-instead/2016/09/26/7a9e9fac-8352-11e6-ac72-a29979381495_story.html

            Documented inability to tell the truth about anything:
            More than half of his statements rated False or Pants on Fire by Politifact.
            http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/

            For a wrap-up of the charges and sources, see http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/10/donald-trump-scandals/474726/

            Happy reading.

          • John

            See THIS is exactly how I know you are a leftist hack. More than likely paid by the DNC and libs to hang around message boards to deflect and accuse others of misdeeds, all the while ignoring the illegal activities of Hildabeast!

            Who has this extensive of a list of “sources” just laying around?!?! Seriously?!

            Congratulations on earning your paycheck. I guess I can’t say Shillary never created any jobs!!!

            Hillary is a criminal and that is a FACT!

          • jmk

            It took me over an hour to put that list together, which I did just by googling each phrase in bold text. I’m waiting for a plumber to show up, so I took the time.

            I don’t work for the DNC – I’m not even a registered Democrat – and I didn’t get paid to respond to your bullshit. I write software documentation for a living.

            This election season, I’ve encountered a metric ton of lies and exaggerations about Secretary Clinton from you fuckwits on the right as well as from the gullible die-hard Berners on the left, and I’ve just about had it to the back teeth with you liars.

            The right-wingers who have made their living for the last 30 years by making up and distributing lies about Clinton have done so to keep any election in which she runs from being a fair contest between the ideas and programs promoted by two candidates, and that disgusts me. The misogyny I see directed against her disgusts me. The dishonesty directed against her disgusts me.

            I don’t give a rat’s ass WHO you vote for – just stop lying about Secretary Clinton.

            But I see that you have no answer to the overwhelming evidence that demonstrates that your candidate really IS a sleazebag.

            Have a nice life, Johnny. Clinton will be your president for the next 4 or 8 years. I hope you grow the fuck up enough to have an open mind about how she does once she’s in office. I doubt it, and I think that nitwits like you will direct an avalanche of sexism at her the way you’ve directed an avalanche of racism at Obama, but I’m pretty generally an optimist and like to think that even assholes can learn to be better people.

            Bye.

          • John

            Well DANG! Didn’t I already call this about the polls?!?!

            Hillary’s plan to discourage Trump support: “Barrage with high frequency polls and declare the election over”.

            https://twitter.com/S_Cooper0404/status/790267489552855040/photo/1

            It’s ALL A SCAM! And we see through it!

          • jmk

            Surrrre, cupcake. Just keep telling yourself that. I’m sure it helps with the pain.

          • John

            Speaking of yelling “squirrel”!!!! The irony is not lost on the fact that Wikileaks had provided more evidence against the DNC and Dems than anything ever before and you continue to deflect.

            Let’s get this Trump Train rolling!!!!!

          • jmk

            Oh Johnny, Johnny… you are really hilarious.

            I have not deflected a single one of your idiotic charges while you have YET to address A SINGLE ONE from my list of the dozens of sourced, documented ACTUAL charges pending against the Cheeto Benito, yet you talk about ME deflecting? LOL You’ve got more projection going on than any ten multiplexes.

            Seriously, man, I can’t decide whether you Trumpanzees are more pathetic than you are funny or funnier than you are pathetic.

          • John

            Funny how hardly any claims of racism, thievery, sexism, rape, and assault claims came out about Trump UNTIL he ran against Hillary.

            Hmmmm…… Meanwhile, Cankles has had claims of every color levied against her for 30 YEARS!!!!

          • jmk

            I live in New York, cupcake. We’ve known he’s a scumbag for years – he’s loathed here for the way he has stiffed people who have worked for him, treated his tenants like shit, and just generally littered the landscape with his tacky crap. There are people who still haven’t forgiven him for the way he lied and tore down the Bonwit Teller building. The only reason people are saying it out loud now is because the stakes are higher – three years ago, he was just a puffy, resentful, egotistical blowhard with a TV show. Who gave a shit what he did?

            And Hillary is not to blame because you fuckwits have been throwing mud at her for 30 years. If someone spends 30 years lying about you, that STILL doesn’t make you responsible for their lies.

            It’s amazing how you idiots have to have logic explained to you and you still just don’t get it.

          • John

            Tick tock………Cankles’ time is running out!

            The PEOPLE are angry. The country is waking up to corruption and deceit.

            WE ARE THE PEOPLE!

          • jmk

            Ummmm, yo, dipshit – we’re the people, too…and the corruption and deceit that we’re angry about is coming from the GOP…and what we’ll do about it is to keep the fuckwits on your side of the fence away from the office of the presidency, and we’ll take the Senate and made serious inroads into your gerrymandered House majority.

            That’s why you’re losing.

            http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/24/exclusive-investigation-donald-trump-faces-foreign-donor-fundrai/

            I understand that you think the place belongs to you because you think that being who and what you are makes you better than other people, and I get that you long for a return to the days when your dads were little princes and no one challenged them, but too bad. You don’t own the country and you’re not in control.

            Sorry, cupcake. But we’re the people too… and there are more of us.

          • John

            Hey you remember all those Wikileaks emails that shows all of the corruption and illegal activity in the GOP?! Man that was crazy!! OHHHH WAIT…………

          • John
          • jmk

            Yeah? And?

            What’s the issue here? A conversation between two people about something they weren’t a part of, and that the participants have is hardly a giant “whoooooooops!!!”

            At least, that’s how it is to sane people. I don’t know how it looks to you.

          • John

            Man, you are dumb!

            Leaks and more leaks! Illegal activity, fraud, deceit……just another day in liberal land!!

            This just gets better and better!!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUBrZItwVy4

          • jmk

            Where were the “leaks”? Two people talking about something for which a third person has been investigated, found to have used poor judgment but nothing more, and apologized doesn’t constitute “Illegal activity, fraud, deceit…” cupcake.

            But it is funny to see you talk about “deceit” when you are so sunk in self-deceit that you reject any fact that doesn’t live up to your fantasy.

            And I notice that you still haven’t responded in any substantive way to the list of ACTUAL charges against your Drumpfenfuhrer that I provided.

            Because you can’t.

          • John

            In the famous words of Scooby Doo……..RUH ROHHHHH!!!

            http://www.wsj.com/articles/laptop-may-include-thousands-of-emails-linked-to-hillary-clintons-private-server-1477854957

            And Wikileaks has promised:

            When all information is out – Hillary is done. The only way she can get out of this mess is by winning this election and pardoning herself.

            THIS should be fun!

          • jmk

            Yawn. You’ve been saying that for all of the tedious months you’ve been blarting your nonsense in my direction…and yet, still, you’ve got nothing.

            Funny, that.

          • John

            Now Donna Brazille fired……the pieces continue to fall!

          • jmk

            LOL You are a great illustration of how stupid people swallow mountains and strain at gnats – you’re crowing like a freaking clown over minutiae while your candidate is due in court 20 days after Election Day to answer fraud charges, and again 20 days after that to be sued for raping a 13 year old girl.

            Motes and beams, you nitwit… motes and beams.

          • John

            Wow, fraudulent charges against Trump. What else is new…juts like all those women that disappeared after he said he would start suing for defamation for false attacks against him.

            Donna Brazille provided HRC with questions ahead of the debate. I don’t know what land you live in, but where I come from, that’s called cheating!! First Debbie and now Donna……tisk tisk.

            Assange will be our savior when this is all said and done. This week will change EVERYTHING!

            DRIP DRIP! Americans are not stupid. The sheep will continue to follow HRC, but the majority of us are eyes wide open!!

            650,000 new emails discovered. So damaging that Comey HAD to bring it to light. This could very well contain the 33,000 emails, information on slick Willy’s Epstein flights, Benghazi, voter fraud………it could be ANYTHING!

            Huma has claimed that she doesn’t know where these came from. 650,000 emails and she can’t remember?!

            THIS WILL BE FUN!

          • jmk

            Oh my god, you’re both stupid and drooling.

            Again, you fuckwit, you ignore Drumpf crimes to complain about Hillary. CNN continues to employ Lewandowski – who has signed a non-disparagement contract with Trump – and you say nothing while flipping out about Donna Brazile? And then to claim that the charges against Drumpf are “false” when there’s enough material there to GO TO FUCKING TRIAL????

            The 650,000 emails are Anthony Weiner’s… NONE of them were sent to him by Secretary Clinton. Ms. Abedin had already told the FBI that she would occasionally print things for Secretary Clinton at home rather than use the unreliable network printer in her office because Secretary Clinton prefers to read things on paper rather than on line.

            What kind of a fuckwit do you have to be to think that Hillary Clinton is criminal enough to gleefully fuck this country over on the regular but stupid enough to send emails about it to Anthony Weiner? I mean, seriously – did you have to take special pills to get that stupid?

          • John

            Your idiocy astounds me. Truly astounding!!

            Huma would forward documents to her Yahoo, some of which were confidential, to print at home?? So the assistant to one of the most recognizable politicians in the world can’t get her IT guys to provide a reliable network printer?!?! BAHAHAHAHAAA!!

            You slay me!!!

          • jmk

            Since you haven’t seen the content of the emails yet, your claim that “some” of them were confidential seems baseless.

            But of course, you’re just drooling over this…when maybe you should be worried about how Drumpfie is going to answer allegations that he raped TWO children.

            http://www.newsweek.com/hillary-clinton-emails-fbi-comey-donald-trump-anthony-weiner-huma-abedin-514918

          • John

            In part 3 of their release the FBI reports on Cheryl Mills ordering technicians to delete emails by BleachBit.

            You know….the same Cheryl Mills that received immunity from the DOJ!! The Department of JustUs!

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/48ca7cbc836e6c766d17bb87debff032fe889262943ede2f9829362da7c8ca0c.png

            Now if there was nothing to hide, why on earth would everyone connected to the email scandal be pleading the 5th and receiving immunity?!?! STRANGE!

            You sir, are a tool for blindly following along! When the evidence continues to show that they are all criminals!!

          • jmk

            The guy who maintained the server took the Fifth because his lawyers knew that the fuckwits at the laughingly-misnamed Judicial Watch would grill him about his personal life trying to find something to embarrass him and would not confine their questions to the matter of their baseless, waste-of-time lawsuit. Because none of you douchenozzles on the right comes within shouting distance of ethical or decent.

            But do please keep obsessing over the minutiae as you ignore that your candidate defrauded the same Americans who now lick his bunghole and that he will shortly go to court for raping a child.

            That you would even try to justify or excuse this man’s actions demonstrates that you are as unethical and amoral as he is.

          • John

            What say you to Cheryl and others admitting they need to delete and “dump” all of those emails RIGHT AFTER the story broke about Hillary using a private server?!?!

            You don’t have JACK to say, because like all liberals, you don’t follow the law or behave ethically!!

          • jmk

            Do you know what a file dump is? Do you know what an email dump is? Are you SURE – not just in your teeny little mind but sure with evidence – that they weren’t referring to those?

            If not, then don’t comment, fucknut. You’re not qualified.

            I have to say, though – it’s just so funny to see a member of the “I got mine, Jack” party – the one favored by the writers of treasonous letters, and by domestic terrorists like the Bundy crew, last night’s killer of two police officers, and the asswipe who shot up the Planned Parenthood office because of the lies told by one of your candidates – and a follower of a tax-evading, FEC-rule-flouting, financial-fraud-committing, bankrupt, lying rapist claiming that it’s “liberals” who “don’t follow the law or behave ethically.”

            You clearly wouldn’t know what ethics looked like if they came up to you and introduced themselves.

          • John

            Again, CLEAR evidence of a cover up on the email scandal. Pay to play. Voter intimidation. Starting violence at Trump rallies. It’s ALL on tape!!

            Now we find out the FBI has been investigating the CF since 2015 and an indictment “is likely” at this point.

            What don’t you get?! Everything she touches is tainted. Everything!!

            Now we see her telling her rally that she was in NYC on 9/11??? FALSE. Just like she was under sniper fire in Bosnia, right??

            LIES, LIES, LIES…..

          • jmk

            You know, the shit you and other wingnuts spout would probably be a little more convincing if you ever ONCE acknowledged that Secretary Clinton had ever accomplished anything good or worthwhile. Even the idiotic Senators who worked with her in the Senate do this, and it’s so telling. This demonizing of her as ALL BAD STRAIGHT THROUGH that you edjits do undermines the credibility of everything you say because it all so clearly arises out of your spittle-flecked hatred of her, rather than the facts.

            The only “LIES, LIES, LIES…” going on here is the shit you burble…you know that’s true, which is why you have to work so hard to deny and ignore actual facts.

            Oh, and BTW – only 24 days 6 hours until it’s Drumflethinskin’s first court date – the one for his fraud trial. You stoked? I am.

          • John

            You know I had to go back and think more about your Huma claim that she had to print them at home because her printer at work sucked……Total BULL!

            Huma is a spy, and Comey knows it.

            It is a fact that Huma forwarded her state.gov and clintonemail.com emails to her personal Yahoo email account, humamabedin@yahoo.com, because, she claimed, it was “easier to print the emails” from her home printer (http://nyp.st/2f6PRiM). Riiight. Why print emails? For physical delivery to someone? To whom? To foreign handlers in the U.S.? Also, was her Yahoo email account, holding copies of the State Department emails, accessible to foreign handlers abroad?

            Huma chose to print the emails at home for obvious reasons: (1) The State Department printers are not just printers, but computers. They would require Huma to log in with her ID and password, and they would keep a record of every document Huma printed. Huma would have raised red flags if she were printing thousands of emails. (2) It would have been dangerous for Huma to print at the State Department and walk around carrying sheaves of printed emails. (3) Printing from home allowed Huma to hand deliver the emails to her foreign handlers in the U.S. (4) Placing the emails in her Yahoo email account allowed her foreign handlers to log in and view them from abroad.

            So, yes, Huma is a spy, and this is where Comey is going.

          • jmk

            Wow. That is truly stupid.

            But it’s hilarious that a member of the crew that has been vehemently denying the mountain of evidence of Drumpflethinskin’s involvement with a foreign power would come up with this farrago of nonsense.

            It’s just all about projection with you assholes, isn’t it?

          • John

            GET EDUCATED! Huma’s parents are radical muslims and if you would spend more than 2 minutes connecting the dots, you would see this for what it is.

            You’re a clown! Huma was handling classified information from HRC’s emails and she had NO clearance to do so. And now we know she was forwarding them to her personal Yahoo account. YAHOO!!!! Idiots, everywhere!!

          • jmk

            Oh cupcake, cupcake – that ancient “Huma’s parent’s are radical Muslims” bullshit is so old it has whiskers…and it’s been refuted about a kabillion times.

            http://www.snopes.com/huma-abedin-ties-to-terrorists/

            And it’s been extensively documented that she has had Top Secret clearance since 2009.

            Good gravy, you fuckwits are desperate… but it’s nice to see you so committed to recycling.

          • John

            20,000 at Donald rallies and Clinton was 1:45 minutes late to her latest and caught on camera pacing backstage.

            Trump rallies: Fun, Exciting, Energetic
            Clinton rallies: Stinky, Dull, Boiled cabbage farts

            November 8 is soon approaching.

            MAGA! Landslide on the way! You can take that to the bank! You know like one of those “too big to fail” banks that pay HRC $300,000 for a speech and then won’t disclose the content of those speeches!

            Her days of freedom are numbered and she knows it. Tick tock!

          • jmk

            Yawn. So I see you characterize rallies filled with low-information buffoons screaming racist and misogynistic slogans as your boy spouts his vague promises and super-duper-specific plans like “it’s going to be great, believe me, it will be great” as ‘fun, exciting, energetic.”

            Well… I guess that WOULD seem “fun” to racist, xenophobic misogynists, MRA fuckwits, and other Klan members… so you do you.

            Oh, and about those speeches? Could you explain how you’re outraged by Hillary’s fee, but not by the fact that Trump charges almost 3 times that for a speech, you hypocritical fucknozzle? That’d be great.

            http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/washingtons-highest-lowest-speaking-fees/story?id=24551590#1

            My advice to you is to make your appointment now for the mental health treatment you’ll need after the election.

          • John

            Now we see, thanks to Wikileaks, how SICK podesta is and everyone around him. Absolute DEMONS!

            If you had any ounce of integrity, you would never back Hillary or these SICKOS!

            Take a few minutes to look over this. People are connecting the dots to these SICK F*****!!!!

            Podesta sure does love “pizza” parties, huh?? Because they sure do talk about them A LOT!!! They will all burn in heII for what they have done.

            https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5azc9k/someone_tell_me_im_wrong_this_invite_to_a_pizza/

          • jmk

            It surprises me not at all that you get your information from the most poisonously ignorant corner of Reddit.

            I’ll pass on visiting it – I’ve been there once before and the ignorance and the lying and the racism and the misogyny and the hatred of all but white men just made me want to puke and I wouldn’t sully myself with a repeat visit.

            But here – read why everything you shriek about is bullshit.

            http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/11/4/13500018/clinton-email-scandal-bullshit

            And then oopsie – you forgot to explain how Trump’s $1.5 million dollar speaking fee is fine but Hillary’s 200K fee is outrageous.

            I’m waiting.

          • John

            Thanks for reading the SICK information from their emails. I know you don’t care and that is about all I need to know about you…

            I’ll sum it up for you – sex with children. Human trafficking. Enslavement.

            Will you admit that human trafficking and rape is a bad thing, regardless of who does it? I just want to see if you have a soul.

            Trump gets more money than Clinton for a speech?? How about Clinton and her ilk being involved in the molestation of children??

            THAT is what normal, sane humans care about. Innocent children. You are a demented individual.

          • jmk

            Since there’s no evidence that either Clintons were involved in the “molestation of children” other than the desperate shrieking of a bunch of alt-right losers on Reddit, and there’s actually a mountain of evidence that Hillary has worked her whole career on the protection of children…and since your fuckwit is the one going to court on December 16th to answer charges that he raped a 13 year old girl, and has a documented history of creeping on teenaged girls, I can only say that your comment demonstrates that it’s ALL about projection with you assholes.

            https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/oct/12/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-alleged-rape-lawsuit

          • John

            Thank you for answering my question. You have absolutely NO soul. And therein lies the problem with liberals. All I asked was that you condemned sexual child abuse of any kind, and you couldn’t even do that. That speaks volumes!!

            Thanks for mentioning a lawsuit that is based solely on here say and the fact that the accuser continues to hide and cancel press events. Because it’s all a sham! Paid for by the Dems and sicko libs who like to sexually molest kids.

          • jmk

            I’m not going to hand you some salve to your amoral soul, cupcake.

            Let’s face it – YOU support a candidate who “grabs ’em by the pussy” and has a documented history of creeping around backstage at beauty pageants to watch 15 year old girls get dressed.

            You ALSO support a party that consistently engages in revictimization of rape victims, that regularly tries to shame women who are sexually active, that wants to curtail the autonomy women have over their own bodies, and that believes that women are less than men.

            You have NO standing for your pseudo-moral-outrage.

            There is NO evidence – ZERO NO NONE NONE AT ALL ZERO – of any kind of sexual abuse of children by EITHER of the Clintons, and there’s no need for me to make some kind of statement related to the bile you spew out about them.

            I see that you’ve found out from other Trumpanzees how to respond to a lawsuit that was found credible enough to go to trial…but your answer is weak, particularly considering that all anyone has to do is whisper speculation about the Clintons and you run with it like it’s facts.

            You’re a fucking hypocrite, a liar, and a stain on our electorate.

          • John

            It’s okay…I know you probably like porking little kids and that is clear to me from your defense of Podesta and all these liberal creeps.

            Assange is saving the best for last I’m sure!

            TICK TOCK

            Oh and btw……

            The Democrats plant questions with CNN to ask Donald Trump ….

            CORRUPTION AND COLLUSION! Nothing to see here! MOVE ALONG!!

            https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/25284

          • jmk

            You are a disgusting little nit…dishonest, slimy, and immoral. No wonder you like your little criminalman.

            And thankfully, all of your bloviating predictions have turned into nothing – just like your little orange would-be dictator and your pale little Australian rapist.

            Fuck off, John.

          • John

            Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?? Geez!! You have such a filthy vocabulary!

            You know Bill Clinton has raped and sexually assaulted MANY women. Will you condemn him?? Not to mention his countless flights on Epstein’s plane to “Fantasy Island”……

          • John
          • John

            WELL WELL WELL!!!!!! Where are you now, MR. BIG SHOT?!?!?!

            This is the biggest F U to Hillary, Obama, and everything the corrupt Washington establishment stands for.

            GOODBYE and GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!

            DRAIN THE SWAMP TRUMP!!

            HAVE A NICE LIFE!

          • jmk

            I’m not a man, you creep. And your candidate threatens my life, health, and safety.
            That you celebrate that reflects very poorly on you.
            Goodbye.

          • John

            How exactly does he threaten YOUR life, health, and safety?!?! That is absolutely preposterous you DRAMA QUEEN!!

            His main focus has been taxes, trade, illegal immigration, and political corruption. So which part of that threatens YOUR life?!?!

            GET OUTTA HERE! Go cry me a river!!!

            Hillary threatened the lives of Americans abroad with her reckless behavior! Americans killed in Benghazi. Top secret information exposed. Millions of babies aborted. Kids in war torn countries where ISIS runs rampant!

            You LOST and the American people have spoken!!

            MAGA 2016!!!! Republican control of the House, Senate, the majority of governorships, and now President!

            You will be MUCH better off in 4 years. Trust me!

          • jmk

            His Supreme Court picks with threaten my physical autonomy, my sister’s marriage, and BOTH of our safety. In the few days since he was elected, sexual harassment and assaults and hate crimes have gone up precipitously.

            His policies will threaten my healthcare and my beloved’s safety, despite the fact that he’s a citizen – all you shits will see is a brown man.

            His stated economic plans will devastate the economy, as hundreds – HUNDREDS – of respected economists have outlined.

            You’re living in a dream world. Grow the fuck up. The only one who will be better off under a Trump presidency is Putin.

          • John

            Look at this PEACE AND TOLERANCE from these liberal criminals!! Scumbags destroying private property because Trump’s a racist or something.

            Do you condone this violence?! Hey…do you remeber when Obama won and white people flooded the streets and started looting and rioting?! Ya…..neither do I.

            https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/796946492032450560/video/1

          • jmk

            There has been a sharp uptick in hate crimes directed at black people, gay people, immigrants, and women.

            Your fucking crew of dipshits threatened armed marches on the nation’s capital if your asshole didn’t win. Now, of course, you’re all “why don’t they accept the results?? How awwwwwwwful of them!!”

            You’re a fucking hypocrite…but please bitch about the anger you stoked.

          • John

            You really do live in an imaginary world!!!

            Hey remember that time the country didn’t care for your petulant tantrums and boogie man stories about how racist and sexist Trump was….you know…the same guy that let black women lead his construction projects and a woman lead his presidential campaign to victory….that guy?????

            Ya I remember. I think it was November 8 if I recall and we told you to STFU!!!!!!

            MAGA 2016!!!! I am really enjoying this!!

          • jmk

            Good… I’m glad you’re enjoying it. I’m enjoying the knowledge that Hillary Clinton WON the popular vote and you gloating fuckwads don’t have a mandate, and that this is the last petulant gasp of entitled assholes like you as you sink into obscurity.

            And as your candidate decimates the country’s economy and eviscerates civil rights and the rule of law, I can just remind myself to just let it happen because you’re enjoying this. I WON’T just let it happen, because more people than just entitled white men will be hurt by it and I have a conscience, but when the shit hits the fan and you finally realize what damage you’ve done, YOURS will be the last hand I grasp to try to lift you out of the swamp of your own making.

            Every once in a while, in the months since you started infesting my feed, you show flashes of intelligence, but I see now that you’re just a nasty, grubby, amoral creep.

            Please do not contact me ever again.

          • John

            Okay… I promise not to ever contact you again. Except this time!!!

            I am very well educated and do in fact possess a doctoral degree.

            I know the ramifications of a Clinton presidency and a Trump presidency.

            Clinton is the status quo. A candidate propped up by million/billionaires, Wall Street, and foreign countries. A farce forced on the American people. A candidate who “champions” women’s rights, but accepts money from Saudi Arabia, where they don’t even let women drive. A “champion” of schools and education, but doesn’t support a waiver system to let low income families have a chance to have their kids attend a better school. A “champion” of gay rights, but has a history of saying marriage is between a man and woman. She panders to African-Americans by saying she carries hot sauce in her purse and loves hip hop. She panders to Hispanics and says on TV her favorite food is Mexican food.

            She is a chameleon. Just blending into whatever environment she is a part of. She has a southern accent, then an “urban” accent. She embraces her “friend and mentor” Robert C Byrd who was a leader in the KKK, but fully supports BLM.

            Everyone that surrounds her has proven to lie, cheat, and steal to get their way. All caught for the world to see thanks to heroes like Assange and O’Keefe. Paying people to protest at Trump rallies, paying people to riot, to disrupt the lives of every day, honest, hard-working Americans.

            If so many of the state results were SO close, why wouldn’t she demand a recount? Some of these counties came down to the wire…maybe a few thousand here or there. It is because they were cheating and if the results were put under a microscope, we would then see the level of corruption taking place. Even our sitting president was encouraging ILLEGALS to vote in OUR election. But yet, the American people overcame the LIES and CORRUPTION that is the Democrat party. A collective sigh of relief has hit this nation.

            She uses people. She uses race. She uses hate…and the people of this GREAT country have finally seen through her charade.

            She is a liar and a criminal. She is DONE. And God willing, she will be held legally accountable for her illegal behavior.

            TRUMP 2016. MAGA. The people have spoken!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            I don’t believe that someone as gullible as you clearly are, who obviously possesses no research or reasoning skills, has a doctorate.

            A doctorate in what? Meat?

            Let me guess… it was from Trump University, wasn’t it?

            “Clinton is the status quo. A candidate propped up by million/billionaires, Wall Street, and foreign countries.”

            This is clearly not important to you, since you voted for someone who claims to be a billionaire, is in hock to several banks, and is owned by Russia.

            As to Clinton, not only can you NOT identify a single piece of legislation that Clinton sponsored or championed that unduly benefited Wall Street (which I may remind you, is an important economic driver in the state she represented in the Senate), but the policies she has consistently supported and advocated did not benefit Wall Street or billionaires, AND you ignore the fact that she has a history of getting a seat at the table so she can speak truth to power. She did that on the Walmart board, where she was the first woman ever to serve, and on which, while unable to move Walmart’s anti-union stance, she championed more women in management and better environmental policies.

            “A candidate who “champions” women’s rights, but accepts money from Saudi Arabia, where they don’t even let women drive.”

            From a member of a party that treats women like pets or livestock, you have some fucking nerve bringing up women’s rights. That being said, she is not the one who built alliances with Saudi Arabia, so placing the full responsibility for that alliance on her is bullshit. Additionally, yes, the Saudis gave money to the Clinton Foundation. Norway and Canada gave MORE than they did, but I don’t see you blithering about her being captive to Norwegian and Canadian influences….because it doesn’t blow the right dog whistle for you.

            “A “champion” of schools and education, but doesn’t support a waiver system to let low income families have a chance to have their kids attend a better school.”

            Because waivers and charter schools HURT poor and minority kids and destroy public school systems by diverting much needed funding from schools that HAVE to take every student to schools that pick and choose their students to promote their own outcomes. RESPONSIBLE educators do not support such bullshit and neither does Clinton.

            “A “champion” of gay rights, but has a history of saying marriage is between a man and woman.”

            Nope. In common with most of America, she evolved on this issue, but it was clear that her whole issue was with the word “marriage,” and her previous position was that it should be left to the states, not that marriage was between a man and a woman like you Dominionist fuckwits claim. Further, she has been a strong supporter of gay rights in employment and housing for decades, and long advocated that civil unions should get all the same benefits as marriages.

            “She panders to African-Americans by saying she carries hot sauce in her purse and loves hip hop. She panders to Hispanics and says on TV her favorite food is Mexican food.”

            As numerous people have attested, she DOES actually carry hot sauce, you petty little shit. Further, your pettiness here absolutely demonstrates the shallowness of your understanding of who she is and what she stands for. She’s not a Republican with outreach limited to eating a fucking taco bowl one day a year and claiming Hispanic support for it… she proposed solid plans to assist both the African American and Latino communities in the ways in which they need it most. The hot sauce and the Mexican food weren’t the sum total of her outreach to those communities, as they would have been had she been a Republican.

            “She has a southern accent, then an “urban” accent.”

            She lived in Arkansas for years and has been married to a man with a pronounced southern accent for over 40 years. Her accent is linguistically consistent with her experiences…and, for your information, linguistic studies demonstrate that EVERYONE changes the way they speak based on who they’re speaking to.

            “She embraces her “friend and mentor” Robert C Byrd who was a leader in the KKK, but fully supports BLM.”

            Sigh… this is where you reveal yourself to be truly stupid. When he was a young man, Robert Byrd was a recruiter for the Klan, yes. Then he repudiated them and spent the rest of his life atoning for his membership, sponsoring major civil rights legislation and working his ass off to get it passed. That’s why get received a lifetime achievement award from the NAACP. Clinton ALSO has a lifetime of working on civil rights issues, and she has worked hard to support the same aims as BLM – a juster, safer, more equal society for African Americans and people of color.

            “Everyone that surrounds her has proven to lie, cheat, and steal to get their way. All caught for the world to see thanks to heroes like Assange and O’Keefe.”

            You cite known liars – people who have been CAUGHT manipulating the “evidence” they claim to have – as support for a comment that is so far from truthful as to be laughable. No one “surrounding” her has been “proven to lie, cheat, and steal” anywhere but in your fevered imagination since that lady in the 90s who served 18 months for not testifying against her own interests in the Whitewater fiasco. In fact, the fuckwits you reference – Assange and O’Keefe – face (or have faced) more significant criminal charges than any of the people you smear.

            “Paying people to protest at Trump rallies, paying people to riot, to disrupt the lives of every day, honest, hard-working Americans.”

            Bullshit. You have no evidence beyond the speculation at your right-wing wankfest sites on which to base this bullshit claim…and since your party tried like fury to ratfuck the Democratic primary and used violations of the Hatch Act and other illegal means to sway the electorate, you have some fucking crust projecting this onto her. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2016/oct/20/trump-says-clinton-and-obama-caused-violence-his-r/

            “If so many of the state results were SO close, why wouldn’t she demand a recount? Some of these counties came down to the wire…maybe a few thousand here or there. It is because they were cheating and if the results were put under a microscope, we would then see the level of corruption taking place.”

            If automatic recounts were not triggered by the results, she is bound to live with the results. After all, she won the popular vote – and the Electoral College results were not determined by a single precinct. And since your party disenfranchised hundreds of thousands of voters – every day, honest, hard-working Americans, about whom you care not a fart because they’re not white and male – with its voter suppression tactics, and THOSE voters would have been the margin of victory, you should be careful what you wish for.

            “Even our sitting president was encouraging ILLEGALS to vote in OUR election.”

            That is a flat-out lie based on right-wing liars doing what they do and cherry-picking a statement the president made. http://wonkette.com/608351/pssst-wanna-see-what-a-lying-crap-sack-video-hack-job-looks-like-it-looks-like-fox-business

            “But yet, the American people overcame the LIES and CORRUPTION that is the Democrat party. A collective sigh of relief has hit this nation.”

            Yo, asshole. SHE WON THE POPULAR VOTE. That “collective sigh” you thought you heard was frustration at the Electoral College once again handing an election to the GOP when the country voted for the Democratic candidate.

            “She uses race.”

            She has a lifetime of working to alleviate issues of race, and working to support the civil rights of all Americans, in contrast to your racist, xenophobic, dog-whistling bigot, who is the darling of the KKK, the alt-right, and the American Nazi party.

            “She uses hate….”

            Her whole campaign was a REPUDIATION of YOUR hate…and for suggesting that maybe it might be a good idea for you fuckwits to be more inclusive, you branded her a hater because you apparently view society as a zero-sum game and you never learned to share.

            “…and the people of this GREAT country have finally seen through her charade.”

            Your capitalization of “GREAT” comes oddly from someone who voted for the guy who spent the last year or more slagging the country off and claiming it was horrible… but more than that, you ignorant twit, the people of this country VOTED FOR HER IN GREATER NUMBERS THAN FOR YOUR WOULD-BE DICTATOR.

            “She is a liar and a criminal. She is DONE. And God willing, she will be held legally accountable for her illegal behavior.”

            MULTIPLE investigations – including TEN Congressional committees looking into the Benghazi bullshit alone – have investigated her six ways to Sunday and despite the fact that they were ALL run adversarily, and looked hard for reasons to find her guilty of SOMETHING, NOT ONE found that she had done anything but commit an error in judgment.

            But how typical of you Fourth Reichers to want to imprison someone for the crime of disagreeing with you and opposing the looting of this country by your Orange Fascist and his bigoted, racist or Russian friends.

            So go to hell, you ignorant asswipe – you, your lies, your fake “doctorate,” and your inability to reason. You have done irreparable damage to this country because you’re a spiteful little shit.

          • John

            So much drivel, not enough time…..For someone who wants to be left alone, you sure do take a lot of time to refute everything I say!

            FACT Obama’s policies hurt the average American. FACT Hillary was a continuation of those policies.

            FACT Trump is a breath of fresh air!

            MAGA 2016!!!!! Be butthurt all you want, you can’t change the fact that WE THE PEOPLE, equally represented, chose TRUMP.

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            When you lie, I will correct you… and you lie constantly.

            Lie #1 – “Obama’s policies hurt the average American.”
            FACT – The average American is now employed, has health insurance, and is financially stable, unlike when Obama took office, and unlike the disaster that will follow your fuckwit’s policies.

            Lie #2 – “Hillary was a continuation of those policies.”
            FACT – Not only are you deeply ignorant of what Obama’s policies have been, but you also have no fucking clue what policies Clinton advocated, as you made painfully clear with every damned word you wrote. Clinton’s policies differed in some respects from Obama’s and were similar in others because – surprise, surprise – she’s not stupid enough to change policies that work, and they belong to the same party and share an overall vision…and it’s a vision that THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS VOTED FOR.

            Lie #3 – “Trump is a breath of fresh air.”
            FACT – Trump is a played-out old narcissist who is about as “fresh” as a rancid fart, and has not only surrounded himself with lobbyists and GOPer establishment types, but has also expressed a liking for dead policies of the past, such as this trickle-down bullshit you fuckwits cling to despite the fact that even Zombie Reagan couldn’t make it work.

            You idiots did not win – YOU LOST THE POPULAR VOTE BY A HUGE MARGIN. The PEOPLE voted for Clinton.

            While I am unsurprised that you claim victory – since you lie pretty constantly and you are stupid beyond belief – that still doesn’t make it true.

            And since you entitled white men whine constantly, seem to spend all of your time polishing your resentment because you’re not the little princes your daddies used to be, and dream of a return to the day when you can grope women and spit on minorities with impunity, to see you call someone else “butthurt” is fucking hilarious.

            You treasonous fuckwads have nothing BUT your butthurt and your toddler tantrums.

            Fuck off.

          • John

            Guess what?? You’re on the wrong side of history!!

            Cry all you want…we WON! You LOST!

            Me thinks you wouldn’t be crying about the electoral college if Hillary had won and Trump won the popular vote!!! Funny how that works, huh?!

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ea005d564ece633f40a920ff152ebf59d9e384d0c71b10601a40299a2e0e1fd6.jpg

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Lincoln wouldn’t spit on you racist, sexist, xenophobic asswipes if you were on fire.

            You and your racism are the antithesis of his ideals.

          • John

            Republicans – Opposed slavery, Lincoln freed the slaves
            Democrats – KKK, Jim Crow laws, Segregation

            History DOES NOT lie. Go cry me a river you anti-American, anti-white, anti-Christian, anti-male, anti-freedom, anti-liberty, hateful bigot!!

            Get outta here with your nonsense!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            You’re right – history does NOT lie… and it shows that the Democratic party decided to finally shed the racist Old-South Democrats in the late 50s and early 60s, and those guys went over to the Republicans who welcomed them with open arms…and that’s how Democrats became the party of civil rights and the Republicans became the party that embraced racists, sexists, Nazis, white supremacists, anti-Semites, and Dominionist scum.

            I am not anti-American. I am an American who takes the Constitution seriously, so that I know that the days you long to return to – days when only straight, white, Christian men had any power or freedom – were anti-American.

            It’s YOU treasonous fuckwads who look to violate the Constitutional rights of anyone who doesn’t look like you… and now, as you feel yourselves losing that privileged position that you used to hold, you’ve thrown a gigantic tantrum, you whiny snowflake shitbrains, and you’ve damaged the country for DECADES to come because you chose fascism over patriotism.

            I’m not anti-male – exactly half of my ancestors are male, my partner is male, I have a male child. What makes you call me anti-male is your knowledge that equality between us means you lose something.

            I’m not anti-Christian – but I take the First Amendment seriously. This is not now, nor has it ever been a Christian nation, and when you fuckwads imposed Christian “values” and practices on other people, you violated the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

            I’m not anti-white – but as a white person myself, I am aware that people who look like me have an easier time than people who are not white, and because I value equality and justice and don’t think that I’m entitled to an easier time for something as meaningless as race, I don’t think that bullshit should continue.

            And I am not “anti-liberty” or “anti-freedom” – I just happen to know that when YOUR “liberty” or “freedom” infringes on mine or on other people’s, what you’re talking about is domination, not liberty, and not freedom.

            So take your Constitution-violating, treasonous slime trail back to the fucking dregs of the alt-right where you and the folks who agree with you – Nazis, white supremacists, and other scum that make up the Party of Personal Responsibility – can all whine together about how you’re no longer little kings and isn’t that everyone else’s fault.

            You sicken me…and you’re a cancer on this country.

          • John

            “Alt-right”….Pfffft!!!!

            I LOVE living RENT FREE in your head!! It brings me immense joy that you sit there and seethe as you type back to me.

            Sit back, take a Valium (or suppository…whichever you need), and BUCKLE UP for the TRUMP TRAIN!!!!! You can thank us later!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            You’re toast, you alt-right bigots. Toast.

          • John

            Is that a threat?!

            Come at me! We are locked and loaded. The left loves to embrace violence and threats, but try that crap in my neighborhood and see what happens.

            You are such a dolt!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Suuuuure big man. Suuuuuuuuure you’re that tough.

            What are you going to do… chase me on your Rascal?

          • John

            WINNING

            Ford is keeping production in Kentucky after they announced it was moving to Mexico. Mr. Ford called Trump himself to tell him today….and he’s not even in office yet!

            Now we find out Trump spent HALF what Hillary did and 1/3 what Obama did.

            WINNING!!!! MAGA!

            Trump’s election kept jobs in Kentucky…meanwhile liberal cupcakes are marching the streets and destroying property because their feelings are hurt!

            WINNING! USA!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            You really are a gullible ass.

            Ford was NEVER moving that operation.

            http://money.cnn.com/2016/11/17/news/companies/ford-mexico-donald-trump/

            http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-ford-motor-idUSKBN13D08J

            http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-donald-trump-ford-mexico-20161117-story.html

            https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/11/17/trump-just-took-credit-for-stopping-ford-from-moving-a-plant-to-mexico-but-it-was-planning-to/

            https://www.rawstory.com/2016/11/trump-admits-ford-not-moving-u-s-plant-to-mexico/

            They had no plans to move. At most, they were planning to shift production of ONE Lincoln model to another US plant, and replace that with production of a Ford model. Their UAW contract alone would keep them from moving until at least 2019, regardless.

            So if anything, those jobs are staying there because of unions.

            You are stupid enough to deserve the liar you voted for…but you’ll hurt the rest of the country because you voted for him out of spite.

          • John

            Clinton News Network, Washington Compost……Blah blah blah

            We will continue WINNING.

            Trump met with Shinzō Abe and he responded, “As an outcome of today’s discussions, I am convinced Mr. Trump is a leader in whom I can have great confidence.”

            RESPECT. WINNING.

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Gawd you are gullible.

            That’s “important-ally-diplomat-speak” for “contrary to my expectations, he didn’t actually drool or vomit on me, and they were organized enough to have set up a chair for me to sit in, so I don’t think he’ll burn anything down… yet.”

          • John

            Again RENT FREE! Thank you for keeping me entertained!

          • John

            HEYYYY!!!

            Have you moved into a small padded room yet?? Just checking on you!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            No, cupcake. I’m organizing to protect the people and freedoms your dude and his associates are perfectly happy to trample on, doing my bit to refute the tsunami of lies coming from the GOP twit and his allies, working to alert people to the outright hypocrisy of most of the nominees the idiot has proposed or is said to be considering, looking on in horror as folks like you engage in amazing contortions to keep yourselves from processing the knowledge that you’ve been well-and-truly had…

            …and enjoying the knowledge that Clinton won more votes than any white or orange man in history, meaning that you folks have the reverse of a mandate.

          • John

            You do know thanks to Stein’s “recount” they have been uncovering irregularities and fraud (like in Detroit and PA) that only seemed to help Clinton?? And in some of those states, Trump has earned MORE votes?! HAHAHAHA!!!!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            I believe nothing you say, since your comments have been an unrelenting stream of lies in the service of liars…and even though I have refuted – with evidence – every single one of your claims, you never once had the honesty to acknowledge it…and you’re so utterly without principles that you just kept right on making claims you knew to be false.

            I don’t know how you live with your own hypocrisy. I think of how your boy couldn’t scream EMAILS loud or often enough to suit you venomous idiots during the campaign, and you were all up in arms with your faked poutrage about her “crimes”…and now I see that you’re all meek as milk as he floats the idea of nominating a man who actually DID worse than the crap your buffoon falsely accused Secretary Clinton of doing to her former position…and I think hypocrites and idiots, the whole lot of you.

          • John

            Hillary ignored calls for help from FOUR AMERICANS in Benghazi. That is all I need to know about that lying, greasy, snake, B*TCH!! F HER!

            It’s time for the adults to take over and MAGA! Sit on the bench, you know-nothing liberal HACK! I am so sick of your BS and your delusional little brain.

            In the great words of Der Fuhrer Obama, “You don’t like a particular policy or a particular president?! Then argue for your position. Go out there and win an election!!!”

            F YOU! YOU LOST! Get used to losing for the next 20-30 years! The American people have seen through you and your liberal lies and deceit! It is over for you and your ilk!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            No, she did not “ignore” any calls from anyone, you asshole. That’s a lie concocted by the fake news sites you consume. Even your fuckwitted attack dogs admit that.

            And we DID win the fucking election, you asswipe. Your CheetoJeebus may have taken the electoral college but he DOESN’T have a mandate, as he will learn the first time he tries to ram some of his cronyism down into law.

            You, your ignorance, your gullible acceptance of any story as long as it contains enough hatred against people who scare you, your bile, and your spite are pretty typical of the kind of idiotic assholes who voted for that would-be dictator.

            We’re not going anywhere. We – and by we I mean all the people you fear… women, liberals, non-Christians, brown people, black people, LGBTQI people and especially tolerant people are the future. You are the past.

            Bye.

          • John

            “Tolerant” says the person who calls me a bigot, racist, homophobe, and isalmaphobe!!!!!

            GTFO here!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

            I revel in your anguish!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Oh cupcake, tolerance doesn’t mean that I can’t identify YOUR intolerance.

            BTW-you forgot to include that I called you a gullible idiot…because you are one.

            And people who “revel” in another person’s “anguish” – if they think that anguish is genuine – are mentally ill. Get help.

          • John

            You should get some help and possibly move into a bubble for the next 8 years. We are on the road to prosperity, no thanks to you and your mental lib buddies in DC!

            This morning I spilled coffee on my pants. I am pretty sure the Russians are responsible. So be careful if you are drinking coffee today!

          • John

            And BTW…Here is a nice summary of Hillary’s demise from former UK ambassador to Uzbekistan Craig Murray, who is a close associate of Julian Assange.

            SHE BROUGHT THIS ON HERSELF!!!!!

            “If Hillary Clinton had not connived with the DNC to fix the primary schedule to disadvantage Bernie, if she had not received advance notice of live debate questions to use against Bernie, if she had not accepted massive donations to the Clinton foundation and family members in return for foreign policy influence, if she had not failed to distance herself from some very weird and troubling people, then none of this would have happened.”

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            LOL What a bunch of bullshit.

            She didn’t “connive” with the DNC – the primary schedules were determined YEARS ago. So tell Craig that that’s horseshit.

            She wasn’t given “advance notice of live debate questions” – in ONE instance, Donna Brazile MAY have given her campaign a heads-up that a death-penalty question (unspecified) might be asked at a live forum. So tell Craig that THAT’S – at BEST – a blatant exaggeration.

            The Clinton Foundation allegations are utterly horseshit as has been EXTENSIVELY documented in the press and NO influence was EVER traded for donations to her campaign OR to her foundation. So telll Craig that THAT’S an outright lie.

            And how funny that a friend of the cowardly, misogynistic rapist tool, Assange, is leveling vague accusations that unnamed people are “weird and troubling,” but considering that your treasonous Cheeto Jeebus pals around with white supremacists, anti-Semites, and the buttboys of Russian oligarchs, I’ll say that HE is the one who “failed to distance [himself] from some very weird and troubling people.” So tell Craig that THAT’S a nice double-standard he’s sportin’ there.

            I see you haven’t altered your strategy of believing any bullshit so long as it’s sufficiently filled with hatred against Secretary Clinton.

          • John

            Wikileaks proved that Brazille ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION received questions ahead of time. FACT

            Yes, Assange the sexual predator….. Just like Trump, right? What happened to all those poor women he “attacked”?!?! Lol

            Tell me one thing that Wikileaks released that WASN’T true about Hillary or her klan?! Should we not have known about any of that information?? Do the American people not deserve to see the corruption taking place?!

            Not accepting the results of the election is a “threat to democracy” – Hillary Clinton……….yet…..Hillary Clinton complains about election results…therefore, Hillary Clinton is a threat to democracy!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Hillary Clinton hasn’t complained a single time about the results of the election, dipshit. Not once.

            “Wikileaks proved that Brazille ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION received questions ahead of time.”

            Yeah – TWICE. Brazile suggested that someone would ask about contaminated water at the town hall in Flint, which I’m pretty sure they could have figured out on their own, and she shared a question about the death penalty that was going to be asked at a live event – NOT a debate. Not even the Sanders campaign complained about her – in fact, the Sanders campaign staff spoke about her cooperation and assistance in glowing terms.

            http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/donna-brazile-wikileaks-fallout-230553

            To put this into context, Trump’s disgraced campaign manager was being paid by Trump while working as a CNN contributor, a FACT that was IGNORED.

            And as far as Wikileaks’ accuracy, they WILDLY OVERSTATED the content that they did release, and there’s evidence they tampered with it…but I’m guessing you’re stupid enough to have believed that whole asinine pizza bullshit.

          • John

            How can Wikileaks have tampered with those docs when they had Google DKIM verification?!?! Do you know what that means?! This involves using a private domain key to encrypt your domain’s outgoing mail headers, and adding a public version of the key to the domain’s DNS records. Recipient servers can then retrieve the public key to decrypt incoming headers and verify that the message really comes from your domain and hasn’t been changed along the way.

            All of those emails had DKIM standard verification. YOU CANNOT MAKE THAT UP!!!

            You really are an idiot!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            “The overseers of the U.S. intelligence community have not embraced a CIA assessment that Russian cyber attacks were aimed at helping Republican President-elect Donald Trump win the 2016 election, three American officials said on Monday.

            While the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) does not dispute the CIA’s analysis of Russian hacking operations, it has not endorsed their assessment because of a lack of conclusive evidence that Moscow intended to boost Trump over Democratic opponent Hillary Clinton.”

            Sp the agency which oversees the 17 agency-strong U.S. intelligence community say the CIA has NO evidence. AKA……it didn’t happen!

            SO FUCK OFF!!!!!

            http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-intelligence-idUSKBN14204E

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Did you never learn to read? Your link doesn’t say that the CIA has “NO evidence.” It says the evidence the CIA has isn’t conclusive as to intent.

            FROM YOUR OWN LINK: “ODNI is not arguing that the agency (CIA) is wrong, only that they can’t prove intent,” said one of the three U.S. officials. “Of course they can’t, absent agents in on the decision-making in Moscow.”

            So which are you? Too fucking stupid to have understood the article you posted, or too fucking dishonest to care that you were deliberately misrepresenting the content?

            Fuck off, you lying sack of shit.

            http://www.vox.com/new-money/2016/12/13/13922054/cia-russia-hacking

            http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/11/us/politics/cia-judgment-intelligence-russia-hacking-evidence.html?_r=0

            http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/12/12/cia-fbi-russian-election-hacking-trump-clinton/95329212/

            http://www.salon.com/2016/12/12/spy-vs-spy-cia-says-russia-hacked-the-election-to-help-trump-and-we-know-the-fbi-did/

          • John

            So if you can’t prove intent, then why run around declaring that you know without a doubt the Russians did it all with malicious intent to sway the elections in favor of Trump?!

            The Russians are EVIL, right?! Trump is in cahoots with the Russians, right?! Let’s take a trip down memory lane….

            Let’s go ALLLLLLLLLL the way back to March 2012, when Obama met with Putin stooge and then-Russian President Dmitri Medvedev. Obama was caught on a live microphone telling Medvedev, “On all these issues, but particularly missile defense, this can be solved, but it’s important for him to give me space.”

            Medvedev replied, “Yeah, I understand, I understand your message about space. Space for you…”

            To which Obama said, “This is my last election. After my election, I have more flexibility.”

            Medvedev answered genially, “I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir.”

            So WHO is in CAHOOTS WITH THE RUSSIANS?!?!?! GTF OUTTA HERE YOU POS LIB!!!!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Are you so utterly fucking stupid that you are comparing the diplomatic efforts of a sitting fucking PRESIDENT to COLLUSION WITH HACKERS AND A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT TO THROW THE FUCKING ELECTION??????

            And funny how in 2012, you Repub fuckwits hated Putin and now you want to cuddle with him and take him to Red Lobster.

            You vile treason-enabling, gullible moron. We’re done here. You’ve gone the frozen fucking limit… as you crawl more and more abjectly to lick your traitorous party leadership’s swampstained balls, I hope you finally come to some understanding of how much danger you put this country in just to indulge your latent racism and misogynistic spite.

            Bye, treasonous fuckwad.

          • John

            Speaking of treasonous acts……how about our own fucking DHS HACKING Georgia after they told DHS to F OFF!!

            Do you approve of this action?!?! Sure you do!!!! ASSWIPE

            http://www.wsbtv.com/news/georgia/georgia-secretary-of-state-says-cyberattacks-linked-back-to-dhs/475707667

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            I’ve barely even HEARD of this, you shitbrain, so your claim that I “approve” of it is as much hot air as everything ELSE you claim. Anyway, what’s to “approve”? No one knows who did it or why.

            Go the fuck away, you ignorant little creep.

          • John

            Literally their IP address was left behind after they attempted to breach Georgia’s firewall. Looks like they were caught with their hand in the cookie jar!!!!

            You are a moron!!!!! It’s almost laughable!

          • John

            Just in case you were wondering……no defections yet for Trump!

            133 – 83

            Buuuuuutttt…..Trump isn’t losing votes but Hillary is. Maine elector David Bright says he will not be voting for Hillary but will vote for Bernie Sanders to acknowledge his young supporters! HAHA!!!!!

          • John

            **UPDATE**

            LOL: Washington State Casts 8 Electoral Votes For Hillary Clinton, 3 For Colin Powell, 1 For Faith Spotted Eagle. She has had more defectors than Trump!

            Looks like Texas will put Trump over the top to about 304!!!!

            President Trump ready to take the helm!!!! MAGA!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            Hillary lost the election.

            Then she lost the recount.

            Then she lost electoral votes.

            How many times can one person lose?!?! BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

            Hillary lost MORE electoral votes than Trump did!!! And the media has been pushing the electoral college narrative for weeks saying Trump would have a ton of defectors.

            WRONG AGAIN!!!!

            MAGA!!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            Trump – “The system is rigged!”
            Liberals – “Pfffft….this guy is such a clown!

            (Hillary loses…)

            Liberals – “THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED!!!!!! RUSSIA! RACISTS! WHITE PEOPLE!!!!”

            BAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

            If the CIA and all these “experts” are so certain Russia hacked the election, then why won’t they show us the evidence? We have seen ZERO evidence. ZERO!

            And if Russia hacked the election, tell me why we are now seeing inconsistencies in heavy Democratic areas??

            http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2016/12/18/detroit-ballots-vote-recount-election-stein/95570866/

            782 more votes than voters?!?!?!?! HMMMMMMMMM……..Russia must have planted those!! Right?? Riiiiiight?????

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            So you have nothing to say about definitive voter fraud in Detroit?! Didn’t think so!!

            You have FAILED miserably! At least you and Cankles have something in common!

            You have a FAILED candidate, a FAILED party, and a FAILED future.

            Time to MAGA! If you aren’t willing to climb on board, then we will leave you behind!

            You CRACK me up!!!! Such a sore loser!!! GTF outta here with your RUSSIAN nonsense! You can’t even provide PROOF! You know, the stuff you need to show your point is actually accurate?! Oh wait… I forgot you are a lib. Just LIE and LIE and the sheep will follow!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John
          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! You are a clown! Vanity Fair?!

            Here I got you a Christmas present! (I hope the word Christmas doesn’t offend you! If so, please accept my non-apology!)

            Make sure and apply this every time after I prove you to be more and more of an idiot!

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c8edf106077f94eac4acaf1bdf625de7d80515cd6777cc24d629d03ac2c4b247.jpg

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            HEYYYYY!!!!

            I think your keyboard isn’t working. You keep pasting the same link over and over and over.

            All out of liberal nonsense to spew?? THOUGHT SO!!!

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/24d57ee4f3a6fec0bd0d128094b17a81b14e6ed979e5021eb9a42c877a84876e.jpg

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            HAHAHAHA!!!! If the Russians “helped” Trump, how did he gain MORE votes after the recount?!?! Was Russia involved in the recount efforts as well? And how could they have hacked ballots in states where they only have paper ballots (Michigan)?!?!

            Seriously….you are a special kind of stupid!!!! Trump flipped MORE counties from blue to red than ever before! Was Putin hand selecting the counties he wanted to flip???

            And Comey??? Really??? When he decided not to pursue Hillary, liberals praised him as honorable, trustworthy, and intelligent…..and then they found some evidence of possible wrongdoing and the left crucified him!

            OHHHHHH AND I’LL BE DAMNED!!!! Huma DID have classified information on her laptop….which she was NOT cleared to possess! A federal court on Tuesday released the search warrant documents filed by the FBI to access a laptop used by disgraced ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner and his estranged wife, Huma Abedin, revealing new details about why the bureau revisited the email case just days before the presidential election. They established that Hillary sent Huma 27 separate email chains of classified information. That’s why they wanted to look at the laptop Huma used once they were aware of it.

            https://www.scribd.com/document/334735748/FBI-Weiner-search-warrant#from_embed

            GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE!!!!!

            Excuses, excuses, excuses…….How about you accept the fact that NO ONE LIKES HILLARY!!! One of the most terrible candidates of ALL TIME!!!!

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f39deca2c7ecbbc3a10e11fee13ded52ad30c63a49aa944971e849d24bf5330a.jpg

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            YOU ARE TOO FUNNY!!!!

            More and more I see how you have run out of useless excuses for your failed candidate!

            I love trolling you and living rent free in your head!!

            I pose legitimate questions (i.e. how can Russians interfere with paper ballots) and you post the same link you’ve regurgitated 80 times!! HAHA!!!

            You have NOTHING! You know it, I know it, the American people know it, my dog knows it……

          • John
          • John

            The law says they need a mix of Dems and Rs……so they just grab some Dems and call them Rs???? Sounds LEGIT!

            Here is some proof to back up your claim those DAMN RUSSIANS are hacking our elections!!!!!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sex2EG1OJ4M

          • John

            I’d love to thank Dingy Harry for implementing the “nuclear option” back in 2013!

            No filibusters could be used to stop judges below the Supreme Court. All it took was a simple majority to confirm them.

            Nowwwwww fast forward to 2017……Trump is set to inherit 103 vacancies in the federal courts in addition to the open Supreme Court seat, giving the him a monumental opportunity to reshape the judiciary after taking office.

            That’s over 100 judges to be replaced by a Republican President!!!!

            The Democrats keep losing . . . And Trump keeps WINNING!!!!!!

            MAGA!! Thanks again!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John
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          • John
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          • John

            Note that the ‘Russian hacking’ report released today:

            1) Doesn’t mention WikiLeaks
            2) Has the following disclaimer “This report is provided “as is” for informational purposes only. DHS does not provide any warranties of any kind regarding any information contained within…”

            https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/814567348308832257/photo/1

            HUHHHHHHH?!?! “We are releasing a report that shows the truth, but it may or may not be the truth…”

            How stupid do they think WE THE PEOPLE are?!?!

            LIARS!!!!!! They have NO PROOF!

            I am not even mad anymore…..the days are numbered until we are free from Der Fuhrer Obama and his feckless crew.

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            Since you’re a fan of news articles:

            http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/something-about-this-russia-story-stinks-w458439

            You’re such a freaking joke!!! You are clearly mentally unstable!

            MAGA 2016! Only a few weeks away! Can’t get here soon enough!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            Pffffffffftttt!!!!

            2016: the year some random guy in an Ecuadorean embassy did more than all of the US press combined!! And that one guy from the apprentice made liberal heads EXPLODE!!! And the year Obama and Hillary became completely irrelevant!!!!!!

            It must SUCK to be you!! Like super SUCK!!!!

            HAHA!!!!!!

          • John

            Straight from the horses’ mouth. Literally everything he has released has been true. Nothing has been false. And the libs don’t even defend the content….only how it was obtained. That says A LOT!!!

            Read it and weep…..

            http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/01/02/assange_to_hannity_our_source_was_not_the_russian_government.html

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            You’re so stupid!!!! Hahaha!

            It really is very humorous!

            You are a complete sheep and will believe anything you’re fed by the libs and their media wing of misinformation and FAKE news!

            Don’t worry…..Assange will release the information after January 20. And you’ll have even MORE egg on your face. It’s going to be glorious!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            Pffft!! Fake News!! Lol!!

            If I ever need a good laugh, I’ll keep checking my notifications from you!

            Fake news….like the lies pushed by cnn on race? Michael brown….trayvon…..Freddie gray…….lies lies and more lies.

            Brian Williams spreading fake news….lies.

            The liberal media telling us for MONTHS and MONTHS telling us Hillary was up for a landslide victory. No chance of a Trump win. ZERO chance. LIES….FAKE NEWS….fake fake fake!!!! All from corrupt liberal media establishment!!!

          • John

            We were supposed to get a briefing today on the “Russian hacking”……buuuuut of course they’re delaying until “Friday”. If they were so sure and had such iron clad information as they have claimed, because the libs have beat us to death they are 100% certain……why delay until Friday? Do they not have the info they need???? Are they (gasssssp) LYING?!?!?!

            FAKE NEWS from our FAKE PRESIDENT and his lib minions!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            Ya okkkayyy…..

            Russia, Russia, Russia!

            It’s beyond parody at this point……

            John Podesta fell for a phishing scam and used the word password as his password after Hillary was caught using a private server. Hillary was also caught telling her maid to print up classified documents.

            And the Democrats wonder why they lost the Presidential election.

            So when the actual evidence doesn’t prove anything related to Russia are you going to apologize and eat your words?! Or will you keep acting like an ignorant inbred asshole liberal and push the lies, even after the lies have been disproven??

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            McCain and Clapper in the same room?! Was this a comedy routine?!?! Again…..it’s beyond parody at this point!!

            Trust me…….we will find out after January 20 who the “hacker” is…and believe me….it’s not the Russians!!!

            Obama is willing to start WWIII in order to push this lie and try to dismantle Trump.

            It ain’t happening!!!!! You sick, twisted, bottom feeding liberal!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            Ya suuuuure…..

            So Putin helped sway the election by exposing how corrupt the lying assbag Hillary was and how every single lib doesn’t give a shit about the constitution and the American people. Sounds like the bitch lost the election on her own merit rather than by “Russian hacking”. She’s a fucking con and you fell for it dumbass!!

            MAGA!!!!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Fuck off, hypocritical, treasonous piece of shit. Just. Fuck. Off.

          • John

            What’s the matter?? Can’t defend your worthless candidate and party anymore?? Under Obama regime, the Democraps lost the house (-68 seats), the senate (-11 seats), numerous states (-11 governorships), state legislators (-16), complete control of states in general (-10), the presidency, and soon the SCOTUS. YOUR DNC committed the only election rigging with proof (against Bernie), and they ran the one and only clown who could lose to Trump. Not even Obama’s daily campaigning for her could help. In fact……it seemed to HURT her more than anything. The outright corruption and utter failures are on YOU and YOUR PARTY!!! Not Russia, not Comey, not Trump…..but YOU and YOUR PARTY!!!!

            Suck it up buttercup! You LOST! Democraps will be completely irrelevant for decades to come! Nice knowing you!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Fuck off, hypocritical, treasonous piece of shit.
            Just. Fuck. Off.

          • John

            Bahahaha!

            You’ve got nothing. You don’t have to keep proving it! I just laid out some COLD, HARD facts…..and this is your response!

            Buhhh byeeee!!!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Fuck off, hypocritical treasonous piece of shit.
            Just. Fuck. Off.

          • John
          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Fuck off, you hypocritical, treasonous piece of shit.
            Just. Fuck. Off.

          • John
          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Fuck off, you hypocritical, treasonous piece of shit.
            Just. Fuck. Off.

          • John

            Our intelligence community and government, especially the CIA, has a well documented history of influencing foreign elections and attempting to overthrow foreign governments. So now we’re supposed to act like retarded sheep citizens and just take our intelligence community unanimous word on Russian hacking? NOT! In fact when Trump was stating that our government was rigging the elections during the election campaign it was Obama who laughed and said the elections process was a safe and a well controlled Democratic process. There was never any mention of Russian hacking leading up to the election. It all of a sudden became all too convenient for butt hurt leftists to blame their loss on alleged Russian hacking. Never mind that that the leaked Podesta DNC emails showed massive corruption was occurring within the DNC. But yet main stream media never addresses that… hmmm … duh… I wonder why?

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Fuck off, you hypocritical, treasonous piece of shit. Just. Fuck. Off.

          • John
          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            Awwww does the wittle baby have their feewings hurt?!?!

            FACTS are a b****……if you’re a liberal!!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

            Are you just going to link me to death?! Maybe you should start a hashtag campaign. That seems to get things done for liberals!!

            Let’s jump in my time machine back to October 2016…..Trump raised the flag that our election system was prone to hacking……..

            “President Barack Obama on Tuesday cast Donald Trump’s claims of a rigged election as potentially corrosive to American democracy, insisting that the Republican presidential nominee was griping about an invented conspiracy……..”You start whining before the game’s even over?” Obama said during a news conference in the White House Rose Garden, adding that Trump’s claim is “not based on facts.”

            So now it’s convenient to blame “hacking”……SERIOUSLY…….YOU LOST!!!! GET OVER IT!!

            I was so sad to hear about the Clinton Global Initiative SHUTTING DOWN!! Can’t sell anymore top secrets to foreigner governments I guess, so no more money coming in!!!! BUH BYE!!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John
          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            You smell that???? (SSNNNNIFFFFFFFF)))))

            Ahhhhhhhh…..smells like America is BACK!!!

            TIME TO MAGA!!!!!

            Today is THE DAY!!! USA! USA! USA!

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/155644647ae1527f3f94016933c8d6fce14153dff35010cd53bf88f190ca0059.jpg

          • John

            Just checking in on you! You may have been in a coma the last few days, but Trump is in fact our new president. He was sworn in on Friday.

            Just wanted to let you know!

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d99f5235cf1f43312c49829a80b2984fc1a363d5019fed6cbf6e346c0722b07d.jpg

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            I didn’t know you were at Trump’s inauguration! So glad you could make it!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Oh how sad and weak your attempt at a comeback – truly pathetic and lame.

            I think your devotion to wanking has made you color-blind, so that you were unable to see that the photo was decidedly pink in color.

            Those were all the women who rejected your deranged yam and his destruction of this country.

            The inauguration photo looked more like this…

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/43175c93bdee59af27c6139bb68a9a549ec7ba80b02aa78c1ccf5d94000760b8.png

            Deal with it. There are more of us than there are of you.

            Bye now, sad little man.

          • John

            Actually CNN contradicted themselves AGAIN! FAKE NEWS!

            The supposed photo showing hardly anyone there was taken hours before. Then they released a gigapixel that completely contradicted their first report. You can clearly see IT’S PACKED!

            http://edition.cnn.com/interactive/2017/01/politics/trump-inauguration-gigapixel/

            Not to mention the fact that most people that voted for Trump……HAVE A JOB!!!! GASP!!! That would clearly explain this:

            https://techcrunch.com/2017/01/23/trumps-inauguration-broke-live-video-streaming-records/

            Imagine that…..hard working Americans actually working during the day unlike the leaches that get bused in to protest absolutely NOTHING!!

            GTF outta here you nitwit!!!!

            MAGA!!!! Today comes the executive order on immigration! This is going to be fun!!

            BUH BYE!! HAHA!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            “Not to mention the fact that most people that voted for Trump……HAVE A JOB!!!!”

            Are they so stupid that, with two months notice, they couldn’t get the day off to see their Mangerine take power?

            Sad. Weak. Pathetic.

            Bye, shithead. As your treasonous orange fascist takes down this country and all it stands for, rest assured – it will be your fault.

          • John

            I revel in the fact that this is KILLING YOU!!!!! BAHAHAAAAA!!!

            I bought you something to help:

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cf507c9bce7393a1584eff83fabad83345e86c16ec4ac251501650fe9aecc366.jpg

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Bye, shitwit.

            I know you rely on me for your only sane human contact, but I’ve really had about the adult medium dose of your spiteful stupidity.

            I didn’t even read your two latest burbles. I just know that I cringe when I see your responses in my notifications list and I just… can’t deal with your ugly bitterness.

            So really. Bye.

          • John

            It’s okay…I wouldn’t be able to defend massive voter fraud with my candidate either if I were you. (AND THANK GOD I AM NOT YOU!)

            National voter ID system on the way…you can count on it! Surprisingly the Dems will lose 3-4 million votes. BET!!

            There is only ONE reason the Dems have opposed voter ID laws and it is because they rely on FRAUD to win.

            The Trump Train is going to put a stop to that!!

            MAGA!!!! Run away you gutless, worthless, brain dead zombie!!!! BYE!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Since there was no voter fraud, you delusional asswipe, you just keep on demonstrating that you’ll parrot any lie as long as there’s enough venom in it aimed at people you’re too intolerant to deal with as fellow citizens, you fascist fuckwit.

          • John

            Ok good. I am glad you agree that Russia did NOT in fact hack into our election!!!

            I NEVER thought you would admit to that!!!! Don’t you feel better now admitting that there was in fact no voter fraud in this election??

            I bet that takes a load off of your mind knowing Trump won the election fair and square! You just said so yourself!

            Thank you for being honest! Honesty is the best policy, ya know!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            The Russian hacking and influencing of our elections is not voter fraud, asshole.

            Words mean things.

          • John

            You said it, not me!

            But thanks for playing!!!

            Yes, I’ll admit it. Putin called me directly and 60+ million other Americans and influenced us to vote against an unelectable, low energy, corrupt, lying, traitorous POS!!!!

            Would you support a national ID system for voting to ensure all elections are fair and square, with no doubt?? A fingerprint scan perhaps??

            It would mean dems would lose about 6 million votes. So tread wisely scumbag!

            MAGA!!

          • John

            WELLLLLLLL LOOKA HURRRRRR!!!!

            AND SHE STILL LOST!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

            http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jan/26/hillary-clinton-received-800000-votes-from-nonciti/

          • John

            Well damn…..ain’t that a B!!!!

            The Ukrainian government ACTUALLY trying to influence and infiltrate our election in an effort to HELP HILLARY!!!

            Facts are the darndest things!!!!

            I am sure you will condemn this effort to HACK our election…….

            http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/ukraine-sabotage-trump-backfire-233446?platform=hootsuite

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Fuck off, you hypocritical, treasonous piece of shit.
            Just. Fuck. Off.

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            So now it seems the ‘experts’ at the FBI can’t find a terrorist that turned himself in as fighting for ISIS and eventually shot up a Florida airport…..but are ‘sure’ the russians hacked a server they never saw or can produce to the American people….Ok GOT IT!!

          • John
          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John

            And because you are too stupid to understand, here’s a breakdown…

            The Final Count:
            8 Clinton defectors
            4 WA (successful)
            1 HI (successful)
            1 MN (attempted)
            1 ME (attempted)
            1 CO (attempted)

            2 Trump defectors
            TX (successful)

            Hillary Clinton lost MORE electors than any politician in the last 100 years. Not since 1912 has a candidate lost more electors.

            Hillary Clinton lost more electors than any US politician in the last 100 years.

            Here’s the list:

            2004 – Anonymous (Democrat, Minnesota)

            2000 – Barbara Lett-Simmons (Democrat, District of Columbia)

            1988 – Margaret Leach (Democrat, West Virginia)

            1976 – Mike Padden (Republican, Washington)

            1972 – Roger L. MacBride (Republican, Virginia)

            1968 – Dr. Lloyd W. Bailey (Republican, North Carolina)

            1960 – Henry D. Irwin (Republican, Oklahoma)

            1956 – W.F. Turner (Democrat, Alabama)

            1948 – Preston Parks (Democrat, Tennessee)

            1912 – Eight Republican Electors

            THIS HAS GOTTA HURT!!!! HAHAHA!!!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance
          • John
          • John

            Me thinks if you had won the electoral college and Trump won the popular vote, you’d be saying “DEAL WITH IT!” But since you are a complete hypocrite and NOW do not support the system that has worked since it was created, you complain!! Typical!!

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            No, asswipe, I have supported abolishing the Electoral College since before it hosed Gore.
            What I WOULD like it to do is to serve it’s original purpose and protect the country from installing a dangerous asshole in office by supporting the winner of the popular vote.

          • John

            AND HERE IT IS!!!!!!! THE SMOKING GUN!

            Premiditation + intention + knowledge of legal implications = jail time.

            Podesta To Mills: “We Are Going To Have To Dump All Those Emails”

            https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/41841

            AND it has secondary verification by google.com DKIM key!!!! Which means that is IS in fact REAL and not altered!

            JUST LIKE WE ALL THOUGHT!

          • John

            Not to mention the fact that between 11/21/2009 and 6/24/2016, Robert Creamer (who is a star in these Veritas videos) appears to have visited the White House 342 times. 47 of those visits were direct visits with Obama. Several of those visits included Michelle Obama!!

            THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED!!!!

          • jmk

            Oh, and Johnny, cupcake, the ironically-named Project Veritas and its dildoboat-owning leader have a history of deceptive editing, entrapment, and law-breaking. Not a single one of the idiot videos this fuckwit produces ever turns out to be honest or truthful.

            So no… I don’t pay any attention to that asswipe or his blatherings.

            http://wonkette.com/607734/james-okeefe-gets-democratic-operatives-fired-countdown-to-when-he-pays-them-100000-starts-now

          • John

            So did he edit words into the brain and out the mouth of the leftist Dems ON CAMERA saying in FULL sentences they PAY people to incite violence at Trump rallies?!?!

            That is some DANG GOOD editing! It almost looked like they actually said those things ON TAPE.

            Oh wait…..THEY DID!!!!!!

          • jmk

            Oh you are just a sad, sad, gullible boy.

            How’d the Cheeto Benito do in the debate last night? Oh, that’s right… he had a temper tantrum for the whole world to see… again.

          • John

            Oh and let me enlighten you. ON TAPE, UNEDITED CONVERSATION between Foval and PV….You are LOSING!!

            Scott Foval, describing “bird-dogging,” among other tactics, and taking credit for having instigated violence at several Republican events during the 2016 election cycle.

            Foval — who praises Creamer as “diabolical” — explains how “bird-dogging” works: how they plan confrontations in advance, choose particular individuals to provoke, and maximize media coverage.

            FOVAL: So one of the things we do is we stage very authentic grassroots protests right in their faces at their own events. Like, we infiltrate. And then we get it on tape. And then, when our guys get beat up —

            Project Veritas: You mean authentic-seeming grassroots?

            FOVAL: No, authentic.

            PV: You mean —

            FOVAL: Protesters.

            PV: So like — progressive, what we saw in Madison.

            FOVAL: We train up our people, wherever they are, to — and I work with a network of groups, we train them up on how to get themselves into a situation on tape, on camera, that we can use later.

            PV: So some of this, so I probably know your work.

            FOVAL: I know you do. Everybody does. But —

            PV: You mean like a situation where it’s sort of like a —

            FOVAL: You remember the Iowa State Fair thing where Scott Walker grabbed the sign out of the dude’s hand and then the dude gets kind of roughed up right in front of the stage right there on camera?

            PV: Yeah.

            FOVAL: That was all us. The guy that got roughed up is my counterpart, who works for Bob [Creamer].

            PV: And that was like, storyboarded? Him getting roughed up like that?

            FOVAL: We scenarioed it.

            PV: And so you, like leant yourselves to that situation and it happened. A self-fulfilling prophecy.

            FOVAL: We not only leant ourselves, we planted multiple people in that front area around him and in the back to make sure there wasn’t just a action that happened up front, there was also a reaction that happened out back. So the cameras, when they saw it, saw double angles of stuff like, they saw what happened up front, and they saw the reaction of people out back.

            PV: That’s fucking brilliant. That’s brilliant.

            FOVAL: And then the reporters had people to talk to.

          • John

            And let’s not forget the fact that the media continues to COVER for her!!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB5mfal_qc4

          • John

            I am confused…..does she have pneumonia or the flu??? Best to keep the story straight so we will actually believe it!! Ol Slick Willy can’t keep the lies straight!!

            This is getting fun!!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cn0DsryFBI

          • jmk

            I’ll tell you who IS going to need medical attention – ME from the injuries you’re causing me from all the eye-rolling I end up doing, thanks to the derp you post.

            Seriously, you are just the saddest, most gullible, most hatefilled little cupcake around.

          • jmk
          • John

            D’OOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! The hits JUST KEEP COMING!!

            http://time.com/4472874/hillary-clinton-email-server-benghazi/

          • ahughes798

            Couldn’t the former have been caused by the latter? Couldn’t it have been both?

          • King of America

            PROVEN in all caps? Well I’m convinced!

          • John

            It’s okay…you watch CNN, so I am not surprised you live under a rock.

          • King of America

            I’m not sure how you (think) you derived my media viewing habits, but that is the feeblest attempt an argument I’ve ever witnessed.

        • ahughes798

          So was Dubya. By the hundreds of thousands!

    • Serai 1
  • Marion in Savannah

    OT, but fergawdsake…

    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/14/us/ken-taylor-arizona-mayor-bilingual-invitation.html

    If you can’t get that because of paywall, apparently some butthead mayor in Huachuca City, AZ got his panties all in a wad because somebody sent him a bilingual invitation to a meeting of US and Mexican border mayors. What a maroon…

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      keep in mind, Huachuca City is basically two trailer parks, a gas station and a huge bar. It’s where all the white trash meth smokers who have been run out of Sierra Vista end up…

    • beavertank

      ” ‘I will NOT attend a function that is sent to me in Spanish/Mexican,’ Mr. Taylor replied in an email”

      Christ, what an asshole.

    • Master Contrail Program

      B-but according to our new friend John one post below it’s liberals offended by EVERYTHING in life.

      How can this be?!?

    • Alan

      I like hanging around with people who speak other languages because they always seem happy to teach you to swear. I can swear in ASL.

      • ahughes798

        I can swear in Pashtoon, Greek, German, Latin, Spanish, Norwegian and French. But aside from Latin and a little Spanish, all I can do in those other languages is swear at people, which is not a good thing to do whilst visiting those countries.

    • natoslug

      I’d love to hear the mayor pronounce the name of his town.

      • revenant

        “chumly”.
        why do you ask?

    • kareemachan

      I first thought that read “Chupacabra City”.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Is he saying Trump is a girlie man, or wishing it were so?

    • revenant

      he has a crush, and Deadbeat Donnie won’t even look at him.
      what, you’ve never had a crush?

  • Flashman

    Jesus, Hillary, do you really want 4 to 8 years of this shit?

    • Serai 1

      This is definitely not what she’s asking for 4-8 years’ worth.

    • Left Coast Tom

      She’s already been dealing with decades of this shit.

      • MrCanoehead

        As someone pointed out, Hillary’s approval rating goes up once she starts doing the job.

  • Treg Brown

    Trump owes his lustrous mane to genetics (on his mother’s side). As usual, he had nothing to do with his good fortune

    • beavertank

      So bad taste IS genetic.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Ed Grimley is jealous!

      • ahughes798

        Indeed he is, I must say.

    • Holy snap. That do.

      • Treg Brown

        Hairspray alone could bankrupt a person.

        • kareemachan

          Looks like she got high off of the hairspray.

          In a bad way, unfortunately.

    • iamnotascientist

      Goddammit people! Don’t you see?! trump IS his mother! That means something…something bad…psychologically. I’m pretty sure…

    • Walter Wellstone

      That shit’s hideous. Dayum..!

      • Treg Brown

        Hahaha. Yup.

    • Shoto

      If that’s Drumpf’s mommy, then it’s possible that this lady might be Drumpf’s sister. Just sayin’…

      http://i1310.photobucket.com/albums/s646/ngantit/usa/17751506pd3mxw620mxh550_zps134c1ef0.jpg

    • Beawild

      I remember 1997. NO ONE wore their hair like that. Damn…….

    • Miss Anthrope

      Seriously though, what the hell was supposed to be happening here?
      Were we going for the Elvis quiff?
      A beehive after the colony collapse?
      A tribute to Satan’s holiday cornucopia?
      Also, did the amount of hairspray involved in that, um, installation cause the hole in the ozone layer?
      Is Drumpf’s MOM the cause of global warming?!?
      I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS, PEOPLE

      • Treg Brown

        AOT,K

    • Whoa, is that real?

  • anon_the_great

    None of that Drudge shit makes any fucking sense. Game of Unicorns.

  • revenant

    yeah, and maybe she’s taking up a strict regimen of hitting herself in the head with a meat tenderizer so she can talk real good like Casino Mussolini, also too.

  • Sakonyachen

    “Hillary has a common hairstyle that looks very nice, whereas Donald Trump has a nest full of wombat vaginas up on top of his head, and those two things are just alike, ayup.”

    MARSUPIAL GENITAL LIBULLLLLZZZZZ!!!!$3!!!!

  • The Wanderer
  • Jukesgrrl

    You campaign with the hair you have, not the hair you wish you had.

  • ViveLaRes

    Ah, Matt Drudge. Is he still a thing? I thought he was assimilated by the MRA.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Still tiresome. Next?

  • JerryRich

    I would like to see Ms. Clinton go back to her headband as a big FU to the hair and fashion police.

  • Megyn Kelly

    All Trumptards are angry, poorly educated, white trash cowards!

  • Jgb979

    Symptom #1,567 of the Republican Party mega illness

    1 billion people (sure Jan!) still consider this a legitimate news source.

    Is Matt Drudge Drunk? How do those hairstyles look in any way similar?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Drudge is a dipshit.

    Film at 11.

  • Walter Wellstone

    Drudge’s self-loathing must be mighty strong. Why a gay man would side with those who hate him for who he is? It must suck to be him.

  • MrCanoehead

    http://gawker.com/is-donald-trump-s-hair-a-60-000-weave-a-gawker-invest-1777581357

    Hillary, if you want Trump’s hair, buy it from the source.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      You can buy directly from a yak? Interesting.

  • Me not sure

    How can one replicate a hair style when one cannot tell from whence the hair comes nor where it goes?

  • rejectrepublicanlies

    Matt Drudge needs to come out of the closet and show his bald dome. Weird, self-hating douche.

  • The Librarian

    No one should want Trump’s hair:
    Unmanageable
    Unflattering
    Unacceptable
    Unawesome

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I blame Obama for the fact that I blame Hillery for having a hairdo that is exactly like Trump’s only not.

    • King of America

      Unhair

  • Why hasn’t Hillary shown her fedora yet? WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO HIDE? (A patchy bald spot no doubt…or…um…so I’ve heard.)

  • Well… Ivanka’s speech at the RNC sure sounded like a lot of Hillary’s positions, so I guess maybe the theory is that Hillz borrowed Barry’s time machine, traveled to the future to see that speech, then came back with a platform that included closing the wage gap and maternity leave and stuff, all stolen from a Trump – Ivanka. It’s just the time travel makes it look like they were Hillary’s positions first. Problem is that Ivanka isn’t running for anything and Donald’s positions don’t address any of the things that Ivanka talked about in that speech. (I’m still not entirely sure that Donald HAS political positions. Is “build a wall” really a political position? Are mean nicknames political positions?)

  • nightmoth

    Are we absolutely sure that weird comedian Andy Kaufman has left the planet, because sometimes Matt Drudge is so out there he seems like Andy. Plus there’s that name, Matt Drudge, which sounds like an invented character.

    • beavertank

      And then there’s that hat. No one who isn’t doing a bit would wear that hat.

    • DonnaDiva

      Well, I went to high school with Drudge (truly!) while Kaufmann was still alive so I’m fairly confident they’re not the same person.

  • I’m actually a little surprised to hear that Drudge is still around. I would’ve thought he threw himself onto Breitbart’s coffin as they started filling in the grave.

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