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Hands where we can see them, creep.
Hands where we can see them, creep.

Once upon a time in a Congress far away, there was this gaymosexual congressman named Mark Foley from a state called “Florida.” He got in big trouble mister because he liked to send sexxxytime emails and Myspace messages to 16-year-old boy congressional pages, and it was even more scandalous because Foley had a nice, long record of voting for anti-gay legislation. HYPOCRITE. Anyway, he resigned in 2006 for being a gross perv.

What’s hilarious about this is that Foley was sitting behind Donald Trump at a Florida rally Wednesday, while Trump made word soup about how TERRIBLE AWFUL BAD it is that Orlando shooter Omar Mateen’s dad was spotted sitting behind Hillary at a rally. Trump says that people whose white privilege extends to sitting behind him and gazing at his beautiful gluteus maximus during rallies is a pretty good indicator that those people KNOW HIM. Otherwise, how would they have gotten those seats? Therefore Omar Mateen’s dad and Hillary Clinton are sittin’ in a tree, probably lesbian sexing each other and doing terrorism:

 

When you get those seats, you sort of know the campaign. So when [Hillary] said, “Well, we didn’t know …” He knew! They knew […]

49 people killed. Other people will never ever ever be the same. And that guy is sitting back there — and of course he likes Hillary! Because Hillary won’t even say the words “radical Islamic terrorism.”

Yadda yadda, go fuck yourself, Donald Trump. The absolute dregs of society — neo-Nazis, white supremacists, Scott Baio — support Trump, so we really don’t feel like we need to get into a pissing contest over whose supporters are worse.

Now, we YELLED AND SCREAMED at CNN for being such bad journalists and spending an entire afternoon focusing on Mateen’s presence at Hillary’s rally. And why? Because the campaign said very clearly, with words small enough even CNN and Donald Trump could understand them, that they didn’t know daddy Mateen was there, didn’t invite him, and that they don’t even want his support.

So why are we talking about Mark Foley sitting behind Donald Trump, probably playing pocket pool with his penis during a Trump rally? Are we a big hypocrite who is just in the tank for Hillary, or do we have a goddamn point? Why, yes, we DO have a goddamn point. You see, as The New Civil Rights Movement explains, Donald Trump does know Mark Foley. He gave Foley many moneys, when he was in Congress!

Foley told NBC News’ Thomas Roberts Wednesday night that he indeed was siting behind Trump at the rally and that he is a Trump supporter. Not only that, but Foley revealed that Trump was a Foley supporter.

“He’s been a friend of mine for 30 years and one of my biggest contributors,” Foley told Roberts via text. Later, in an interview with the Sun-Sentinel, Foley said, “I’ve been a friend of Mr. Trump’s since 1987. I’ve admired so much of what he’s done. He’s a different breed of leader and a different breed of candidate.”

It’s gross when Mark Foley uses the word “breed.”

Anyway, here is a picture of some Trump donations to Foley, from the Tweeter:

foleything

Now look, we are not saying that Mark Foley’s presence in the general area of Donald Trump’s backside during a Trump rally means that Trump endorses sexting underage male congressional pages. How could we possibly? It’s entirely possible that the only time Donald Trump is into impressionable youngsters is when they’re his daughter.

The point is that Trump should answer for why Mark Foley the disgraced perv-bag is in such cahoots with him, and also tell us if he’s too stupid to understand why that’s hilarious and pathetic.

And if Trump refuses to answer for it, then Hillary should, because come on, guys, it’s Crooked Hillary. She has to answer for EVERYTHING.

[The New Civil Rights Movement]

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  • msanthropesmr

    That was a different Donald Trump who sent those checks in. I can imagine that cheap bastard ever pays for anything.

    • Usedtobeyellerdawg

      He uses rebate gift cards from when he buys yachts and helicopters and such. Just like when you get a $5.00 gift card for buying a new laundry detergent, but different.

  • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

    Well CNN? Here’s a chance for you to practice “journalism.” You may have heard of it – hell, you used to engage in it, once upon a time…

    • Ima Witstüp

      I have the impression it’s now a firing offense. But who knows, could happen.

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        I’m not going to hold my fucking breath waiting for it.

        • Ima Witstüp

          You breathe?

          • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

            Old habits die hard.

  • exinkwretch

    Did CNN scan the crowd for signs of Larry Craig and Denny Hastert?

    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      Craig would be easy to find, with that distinctive stance of his.

    • bubbuhh

      Hastert started his prison sentence in June. Craig probably had a special seat in the men’s room.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Denny is not at liberty to appear at any political rallies at this time.

  • Local Mojo

    Well, people have been talking about how Trump won’t show his taxes because of some possible contributions to NAMBLA. At least that’s what I’ve heard. People are talking. Anyone else heard this?

  • Spotts1701

    Everyone got their hymnal books? Okay, let’s all sing along to “IOKIYAR”.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    Many are saying this proves conclusively, the Trump/NAMBLA connection.

    • kaydenpat

      People say.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Cuz they heard someone say they heard some people are talking about it on the internet.

    • Lizzietish81

      He looks nothing like Marlon Brando though.

  • DerrickWildcat

    I am Donald Washington Trump. I have a solid gold car with 38 wheels. I own the Pentagon and use it as my summer home. I’ve won 18 Olympic Gold medals. Obama had General Custer killed at the Battle of Pearl Harbor. I have 13 Trillion Dollars in my left shoe. I invented the Television. Hillary ordered Tsar Nicholas II and his family executed. I have saved the Earth from aliens 14 times.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Sounds like another megalomaniac from North Korea.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      “That Trump, he sure is a straight shooter!”

      –Alien Invader #10

  • Joe Beese

    BUTTGHAZI!!!1!!

  • Dr. Strangelove’s Child

    I have also heard many people saying that Trump has contributed to NAMBLA. And look, there is Mark Foley, who many people are saying is a pederast.

    Connection? Many people think so!

    • Oblios_Cap

      I’ve heard the same thing from lots of people. Sad!

    • kaydenpat

      I’ve heard that Trump and Foley co-founded NAMBLA. Believe me!

      • DainBramage

        Some people are saying it. It would be irresponsible not to repeat it.

        • OddMan

          Or at least Google it. A lot.
          Search [Trump and Foley co-founded NAMBLA]

          • OddMan

            The search term [Trump NAMBLA ] now has 76,000 results and is still moving on Google Trends.

      • Lamashtar

        I can no longer read ‘believe me!’ without hearing it in Tim Kaine’s bad Trump imitation voice.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Hell, Donald even gave Pedo Bear a shout-out, so it was pretty obvious Trump knew he was there.

    • kaydenpat

      And was perfectly fine with having a pedophile sitting behind him. Yet he has the nerve to talk about Clinton and Mateen.

      • cmd

        Well, he’s a republican, so it’s ok.

  • DemmeFatale

    Well at least Foley didn’t cheer, clap, or give the thumbs up when Trump declared (over and over) that Obama founded ISIS.
    Guess he knows a liar when he sees one.

    • HobbesEvilTwin

      Can we be sure he didn’t clap because his hands were otherwise occupied? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

  • kaydenpat

    Turnaround is fair play. If Secretary Clinton is responsible for Mateen, then Trump is responsible for Foley. Keep in mind that Mateen did nothing wrong except be a murderer’s father. Foley, on the other hand, actually committed a crime.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      It’s so cute how you think that will matter! Lovebug.

    • bupkus23

      Actually, no ( from Wiki: ” the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement conducted investigations of the messages to find possible criminal charges.[4] Each ended with no criminal finding. ).

      He was just an all-around skeevebag that was forced to resign…

  • ArgieBargie

    “Hillary won’t even say the words ‘radical Islamic terrorism.'”

    Learn this one cool trick to defeat ISIS. Liberals HATE IT!

    • Joe Beese

      Including, and especially, Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    The funniest part is that Trump actually points directly at Mark Foley as he talks about how terrible it was that Mateen was sitting right behind Clinton.

    • ViveLaRes

      In pretty much exactly the same seat! The hypocrisy is astounding.

      • Blank Ron

        It’s one of the two things he is genuinely good at, the other being bald-face lying.

  • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

    If only Jared Fogel weren’t in prison, I’m sure Drumpf would welcome his support.

    • Jeff in the desert

      Eat fresh!

    • calliecallie

      Trump loves him some $5 foot-long.

  • Local Mojo

    Soooo….who else has been spotted at Trump rallies?

    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      Besides KKK members, white supremacists, conspiracy whackos, con men, religious zealots, pedophiles, rapists and people who don’t have the good manners to smother their squalling brat with a pillow when the great orange blob is trying to speak?

    • tomamitai

      Plenty of Dicks.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Leopards that are rather set in their ways?

    • DainBramage

      That preening, vomit spewer and all around a-hole, Donald J. Trump.

    • CapnFatback
    • LesBontemps

      They all look spotty to me, so AOTK.

  • Mpeg

    “Breed” from Foley is sorta creepy, agreed … But repeat “Donald’s backside” enough times and you’re really testing my gag reflex, wonkette~

  • Duke

    TRUMP ENDORSES UNDERAGE GAY SEX

    • Joe Beese

      Drudge Siren!

    • beavertank

      This really lends credence to the claims that he donated to NAMBLA.

      I mean, that is what people are saying. Everybody says it.

      • Duke

        We’ll be looking into that.

  • boyblue122

    Drumpf is having a mental breakdown. He thinks Obama is literally the founder of ISIS.

    • Duke

      He needs attention and keeps escalating. Plus, his ego needs Obama to take time on his vacation to acknowledge him.

      Where’s that countdown clock?!

      • boyblue122

        Whats his final act before losing going to be? Is he going to stand on top of the Trump Tower roof and claim to want to jump off. Geez

        • Duke

          Hmmm… A supremely hysterical performance where he collapses followed by a hospitalization and the revelation that he’s been on drugs the whole time.

          • Suttree

            I’m not sure how much of a revelation that would be. Would anyone be surprised?

  • DerrickWildcat

    I’m Donald Quincy Trump. I have 200 Trillion Dollars. I own Belgium and Scotland. Obama started WWII. Hillary Clinton killed all of our Bald Eagles. Muslims all have Small Pox. I will make Mongolia pay for what Genghis Khan did. I have 800 Trillion Dollars. Hillary Clinton’s Father Killed Arch Duke Ferdinand. Jesus came to my 2nd wedding.

    • lucidamente

      Belgium is a beautiful city.

      • AntiDerpomeme

        Well it used to be, before the terrorists leveled it.

      • DerrickWildcat

        People from Belgium are called, “Belgiums.”

    • tomamitai

      The only way Trump would have a Jesus at any event of his would be as underpaid labor.

      • Khavrinen

        Yeah, the only “Jesus” Trump would hire would pronounce it “Hay-soos”, because then Donny can just deport him the day before payday. Just one more example of what a great businessman he is.

    • Jeff in the desert

      Obama and Hillary made the eagles bald, they’d have great hair like me, folks

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      You leave out a lot of Trumpese though- “believe me”, “This I can tell you”, “I’ll make ____’s head spin”. “Frankly,” (which occurs right before a lie), “I want hot sex with Ivanka”, and so forth. You also need to go very adjective heavy but they need to be simple adjectives and never recycled….it’s all about getting inside the brain of the Trump- knowing how it thinks.

      • OddMan

        It’s good to see a master of his craft share his knowledge. Thanks Orange Sensei.

  • lucidamente

    “I’ve admired so much of what he’s done” is pretty creepy, too.

  • BadKitty904

    TRUE FLORIDA FACT: As some of you may know, there is a class of quieter, more reserved gay bars that target an older clientele. These “daddy bars” are places where gentlemen of a Certain Age may go to enjoy a drink or two, chat with friends, and watch
    nubile, scantily-clad go-go boys gyrate seductively. These bars are also known to attract young men who prefer the company of older gents.

    Following Florida Rep. Mark Foley’s 2006 disgrace and resignation from Congress for getting caught macking on the underage Congressional pages, the above mentioned bars became known, across Florida, as “Foley bars”.

    • Shan the Libtart

      I learn so many things here.

      • BadKitty904

        Wonkette – An Unending Font of Weirdness…

        • Shan the Libtart

          I suppose it’s similar to Cougar Cruises. Except for teh ghey.

          • BadKitty904

            Something like that, yes.

          • OddMan

            Jeese, ‘Cougar Cruises,’ ‘Foley Bars’, where the hell have I been? We need to get out more.

          • Shan the Libtart

            I learned about ‘Cougar Cruises’ on SVU, I swear.

      • LesBontemps

        More educational and far less scammy than Trump University, that’s for sure.

        • BadKitty904

          AND at no cost. Such a bargain!

    • Joe Beese

      A career option my junior high school guidance counselor overlooked.

      • BadKitty904

        Well, most of the younger bar-goers genuinely ARE attracted to older men. It’s more common than many might think (my own bf is almost 10 years older’n me).

        But yes, some do frequent such places to “supplement their income”.

        • BackDoorMan

          … as a friend of mine lamented… “I’ve always been attracted to men older than myself, the problem these days is, most of them are dead.”

    • Oblios_Cap

      I’m Floridian, and I did not know that. But I’m hardly surprised.

      • BadKitty904

        Never a dull moment Down Here, eh wot?

        • Oblios_Cap

          Well, the wife and I did meet a friend at Bobby’s Monkey Bar in Key West once when we visited. We had a good time.

          • BadKitty904

            See?

    • weejee

      The Foley Freeze, a different cock tale.

      • BadKitty904

        Ew.

  • btwbfdimho

    Oh, the arc…
    I discovered Wonkette circa 2006 because of the Foley-interns scandal, when we were buying a house that later we forgot to pay… Now, we’re buying another house…

    • Joe Beese

      Did they have comments back then?

      • Jeff in the desert

        huh?

      • btwbfdimho

        Yes, but they were mostly exclamation marks about the beauty of Anne Marie Cox.

    • cmd

      I live in the town where Mr. Mateen lives, and Foley used to be my congressman…..also, too.

  • twinkie223

    Ew cubed.

  • Jeff in the desert

    Did Trump invite John Phillips to the convention to speak?…..oh yeah….

  • AntiDerpomeme

    As has already been said elsewhere in these non-existent comments, it does indeed make you wonder why some people are saying that Trump has ties to NAMBLA. And we should probably say it again, because it needs to be a trending topic on the intertubes.

    • Duke

      Needs more Nazi.

      NAMBNLA

      • AntiDerpomeme

        I do nat zee a problem with this addition.

        • weejee

          Sergeant Schultz on line 2.

          • LesBontemps

            Man, you are old.

  • pgjack

    It’s a bit unfair of the Clinton campaign to reject Mr. Mateen, there sins of the son shouldn’t become a social burden for the father unless the father can be implicated in the crime. In this case I believe the father announced his absolute rejection of the sons actions immediately after the crime.

    In most societies murder and rape are terrible crimes but if a person feels inclined to murder, rape and enslave people he or she can join ISIS and suddenly they are gods chosen people and can be glorified for committing terrible crimes. Those who support ISIS are already criminals, they’re just looking for ways to justify their vile intentions.

    • Astraea

      Dad Mateen has his own baggage, aside from his son.

  • roberteye

    Josh Duggar! Come on down!

  • The important thing to note is that Donald Trump has never met Mark Foley, he’s never even heard of Mark Foley, he’s pretty sure he’s never met anyone with the name Mark, and he certainly doesn’t want to sex on little boys named Mark.

  • DerrickWildcat

    I am Donald Jefferson Trump: Bigfoot Hunter. I have caught 11 of them and keep them locked up in Trump Moon Base. Trust me, they are there. Obama is the leader of The Aryan Nation. I didn’t compete at the Olympics because it would be unfair to the other athletes. Hilary Clinton kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. My pants are solid gold. I wrote nearly every Beatles’ song. Many people say Paul Ryan is half black and has Mexican children.

    • lucidamente

      I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

      • Parchment Scroll

        Oh god I will have “Wappin'” stuck in my head for the next ten minutes at least, and that song is awful.

      • DerrickWildcat

        Again!

        • lucidamente

          I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

    • AntiDerpomeme

      Nice to have you back, Derrick. I mean, Trump.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      You’re a nasty guy, do you know that? What a dopey comment. My middle name is John. Derrick you’re a loser. You didn’t mention my 90% share of the moon base which is the most elegant, terrific and classy moon base ever. So well located. Believe me. I built it and I own it. I am worth trillions. I make money happen wherever I go. People say this. Many people. The best people. Very best. Sad!

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        Duelling Drumpfs. Anyone got a banjo? 24 carat gold plated only, of course. Classy.

    • ImGoingBacon

      This is either great Trump satire, or the script of the next Old Spice body soap ad campaign (Mustafa Isaiah, I’m looking at you). OK, it’s both.

  • Markuserektus

    …but Foley and Trump have been friends for thirty years.

  • Joe Beese

    Breitbart, on a related topic:

    Lucian Wintrich’s “Twinks for Trump” photographs of hot, skinny gay boys wearing make America great again hats sent the progressive media into a tailspin during my Gays for Trump party last month.

    Gays are no longer trapped under the thumb of the Democratic Party. And some of us are discovering how much fun it can be rubbing that in. That’s why I’m so amused by the Twinks for Trump movement,which has not only made topless men in MAGA hats cool, but also reflects a renaissance in gay culture driven by libertarianism, free speech fundamentalism and the joy and mischief of the online Trump movement. After all, we love subversion, and being a gay leftwinger— or even just being gay—is no longer rebellious. To really ruffle feathers these days, you have to be a republican.

    Like it or not, Donald Trump is bringing subversion, decadence and troublemaking back to gay life.

    http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/08/11/trump-brought-subversion-decadence-back-gay-culture/

    • AntiDerpomeme

      lolololol! “Now spank me and call me ‘daddy!'”

    • Parchment Scroll

      Yes, Milo, because under Trump, being gay will be in and of itself subversive and probably illegal.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      You’re a racist fascist, Milo. Also, the Nazi’s were totally cool with ghey sex in their ranks until Hitler needed to bargain his way into power and then they murdered them all.

    • tomamitai

      Do they not realise that, after helping Der TrumpenFührer gain power, kommt die Nacht der langen Messer?

      • Thaumaturgist

        Puhleeze. This is Merica. Nacht der langwaffen.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      This guy’s been smoking something weird. No, Milo, there is no such thing as ANYONE in a “make America grate again” hat being “cool.” And for the “joy and mischief of the online Trump movement,” enjoy your misinterpretation of what the Trumpenfuhrer’s movement actually is while you can; you’ll be rounded up more easily if you keep making yourself visible.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Be careful what you wish for, a-hole.

    • Astraea

      Brian Kinney will never love you, Milo.

    • AngryKatie
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    • Oblios_Cap

      So that’s where the poster of the older woman that used to be on Wonkette went. Billy Bragg stoled it and put it in his video.

  • stankbait

    Truth is stranger than fiction. All Trump needed was someone signing gibberish like Obama had at Mandilla’s funeral. At least then people would know what Trump meant to say instead of getting the wrong idea.

  • weejee

    The Donald is totally in bed with Foley. No butts about it.

    • Jeff in the desert

      ba dum bum…

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Well I guess the positive thing is that since it’s Donald Trump’s campaign we know there won’t be any teenage boys (or girls for that matter) within 5 miles of it.

  • Ms.MLG1979

    Why don’t you marry Trump if you like him so much, Foley?! Too old?

    • btwbfdimho

      Foley is a US citizen, so doesn’t qualify to marry him.
      Without immigrants, Dj T would have no wives.

      • Ms.MLG1979

        Foley probably doesn’t have the tits to be a 10 anyway.

  • diogenez

    “But why doesn’t Trump want to release his [tax returns]? Could it be
    because he donated a sizable amount of money to NAMBLA and he wants to
    cover it up? I’m not saying Trump donated money to NAMBLA, but people
    are saying that. It’s something I’ve heard, but I don’t believe Donald
    Trump donated several million dollars to NAMBLA over the last several
    years. Still, if he did that would be a great reason to not release his
    tax returns. But look, I’m not here to say whether or not Donald Trump
    donated millions to NAMBLA, I’m just here to let you know that every
    candidate has released his tax returns over the last 40 years, so there
    has to be a reason he doesn’t, and several very smart people are saying
    he contributed millions of dollars to NAMBLA.”

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/08/many-people-are-saying-donald-trump-donated-to-nambla.html

    • diogenez

      Getting some real flack for posting this over on the Washington Times site….

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Good for you! Keep poking them with sticks.

        • Steely_Fan

          Beg to differ. I don’t believe that stooping to Drumpf-level lies and guilt by innuendo will be helpful to our cause in the long run.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Oh, wow, NYmag needs to update their story; it’s gone from “several people” to “many people are saying.”

    • Parchment Scroll

      Fun fact: A redditor programmed a bot to respond to every post on /r/EnoughTrumpSpam with a very similar spiel:

      http://www.snopes.com/trump-did-not-donate-to-nambla/

      • Khavrinen

        That Snopes article is worth reading, if only for the line:

        “NAMBLA neither confirms nor denies Trump’s donation allegations.”

        That’s right, NAMBLA is trying to distance itself from Trump, because they’re afraid associating with him will tarnish their image…

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Didn’t Donald Trump get in trouble recently for not paying his dues to NAMBLA? I’m not surprised since we know he’s a giant douchebag who never pays anything, but still. You’d think he’d be more concerned about his name being connected to NAMBLA but apparently he’s not?

    • AntiDerpomeme

      Maybe that’s why Foley was there, to collect. It’d be irresponsible not to speculate…

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      it’s true! Trump was using his buddy Foley to channel donations to NAMBLA. I read it on the internet!

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      When Trump kicked that baby out of his rally, he whispered “gimme a call in about 12 years!”.

  • bupkus23

    It really is amazing how often shit like this has happened – Rump makes some kinda unhinged lie/criticism of one or more of his opponents, then it turns out that he has done/ is doing the very same thing that he was spewing about…

    I know Republicans are all about “projection’, but Rump is so bad at it, it’s almost as if it was planned. Why? I dunno – maybe it’s that “Trump’s Razor” bit – the stupidest scenario is the most likely…

    • Ghenghis McCann

      He accuses Hilz of something. without any proof. He is found to have done the same thing, with lots of proof. Result; ‘Well they all do it..’

    • AngryKatie

      What he did is slightly worse.
      Because he knows Foley, he’s given a lot of cash to Foley. And, if you watch Foley when Trump turns around to waive at the crowd, you can see that Foley is hoping to be recognized and acknowledged.

  • Crystalclear12

    I have put away my surprise and shock for the rest of the election season. They were getting worn out and I might need them for the next election.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    So yeah, Donald Trump has had disgraced child molesters and white supremacists at his rallies and has been caught numerous times having white supremacist volunteers but hey, the Orlando shooters dad showed up at a Hillary event so clearly that means SHE’s the sleazy one.
    Media your fucking lust for a horse race is literally helping to propel an out and out fascist to the White House….you should probably go check yourself before you wreck yourself and everyone else.

  • mardam422

    Don’t you understand? Mateen is a Mooslim. Case closed.

  • anon_the_great

    Unlike Rep. Foley, Orange Hitler has been accused of actually raping children. So there’s that.

  • Suttree

    Well this sure adds fuel to the fire that Trump won’t release his taxes because of all of his contributions to NAMBLA. I’m convinced.

    • Me not sure

      I thought it was NAMD(aughter)LA.

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        NAFDLA (father/daughter)

    • Spurning Beer

      What? You say there are reports that Trump donated money to NAMBLA? This needs to be repeated online at every opportunity!

      • Suttree

        I heard about his NAMBLA contributions but wasn’t sure it was true. I then googled it and lo and behold, a lot of people are talking about Donald Trump being a member of NAMBLA!

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I read a facebook conversation last night with one idiot claiming that Hillary personally invited Mateen. When someone suggested she’d been listening to too much Limbaugh, she got all huffy: I would never waste my time on someone like him; I read this on Breitbart”. You CANNOT make these people up.

    • cat cafe

      So it was Breitbart people who sent him there to begin with, of course.

  • MOG253

    Is it December yet???

  • BigBoppa

    Hey gang. I just got home from a trip where there was no TV or Internet and very limited cell phone coverage. Did I miss anything in the last 5 days?

    • Not really.
      Trump called for Hillz assassination.
      Trump said Obama and Hillz are the founder/co-founder of ISIS.
      A Trump campaign worker in North Carolina pulled a loaded gun on a co-worker.
      Dozens of high level GOP’ers are publically coming out against Trump.
      Hillz is whooping Trump in the Polls.

      So, like I said, not really.

      • Parchment Scroll

        None of these are jokes, @BigBoppa. NONE OF THEM.

        • Slavakitty

          It’s rather telling, is it not, that you had to state that for the record? Reality being stranger than fiction, I mean.

          • Parchment Scroll

            IIRC, it wasn’t long ago that Lewis Black just went “Donald Trump” and had to stop to say “That’s really all I have to say. ‘Donald Trump’ and you go ‘Ohhh’ and then we move on.”

      • BigBoppa

        So just the same old same old then.

        Edit: Maybe I shoulda stayed in the woods then.

        • Pretty much a yawn fest.

        • Astraea

          2016 is such a snoozer.

        • WhyFelicia

          Seriously, why would you choose to come back here?

    • thenearesthippie

      Trump shot Hillary on fifth avenue. The media demanded Hillary explain herself.

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        ALLLL the thumbs up!

    • Gleem-McShinez

      You missed Donald Trump losing the election. We held it early.

    • Cindyinencinitas

      I hope you’re sitting down… There were no mass shootings in US America in the last 5 days. The crazies are fixated on their teevees watching Squeezie Cheese Tinyfingers melt down into a puddle of batshit.

  • Me not sure

    Watch the speech and pay attention to Mark Foley’s eyes and his expression when Trump goes off on his Obama and Hillary founded ISIS rant. It is priceless.

    • jmhm

      And you know he’s thinks good god, all I did was hit on a kid I wasn’t even related to.

  • Mhael

    This might just be the solid evidence of why Littlefingers won’t release his taxes; I’ve heard there’s donations and/or ties to NAMBLA in Trump’s tax history. *I* haven’t seen them, obviously, but I’ve read in more than one place that Trump is donating to NAMBLA or has in the past. Smart people, people who know things have said this, and a Trump / NAMBLA connection would explain A LOT of things (not just about his taxes, too). Just google “Trump ties to NAMBLA” and you’ll see how many smart people, people In the Know, who believe this.

  • I Only Like Cats

    I can’t believe this is a thing. Anyone have any brain bleach to spare?

  • ViveLaRes

    I had the misfortune of attending the same junior high and high school as Mark Foley. He was a smarmy self-promoter even then. As a city commissioner and vice mayor of one of our more podunk towns, Foley undoubtedly was one of the many pro-developer small time local-yokel politicians that Trump kept in his collection.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      Noted for being a teen age boys man.

    • parkii

      eeeeeeeeewwwww!

    • Cindyinencinitas

      You dance with them what brung ya.

    • WhyFelicia

      Wow.

  • The Librarian

    I would actually be rather amazed (and grossed out) if this NAMBLA thing were true, but I will just sit back and enjoy watching Trump squirm a bit as he holds up his tiny hands in defense.

    • thenearesthippie

      It has to be true! It’s all over the internet!

      • The Librarian

        Now, don’t exaggerate. It’s only true if Dead Breitbart says so…..

      • Jamoche

        Many people are saying!

      • BackDoorMan

        … which, as we all know, is where Donald J. Trump gets all his facts from. Well, where he gets validation for his facts in any event. Ergo: true, because many people are saying. I’m not saying, I’m just asking questions.

    • Spurning Beer

      You must be referring to the reports that many people are saying Trump donated money to NAMBLA.

      (I’m spelling it out because the Google crawlers may not be much brighter than conservative voters are.)

      • WhyFelicia

        I read the same thing on the website what told me that Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Ok. Sure. What possible benefit does he bring Killary’s campaign?

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Hillz is trying to EMBARRASSES Trump!!!! … wait a minute… Trump embarrasses Trump. Nevermind.

      • Cindyinencinitas

        He’s saving her a fuckton of time and effort. I bet every Wednesday at her campaign is a spa day. Why stress? Go get a mani-pedi and drink mimosas and watch the dumpster fire show ooze itself into oblivion.

  • azeyote

    the debates will be a hoot

    • greyXstar

      There won’t be any. He’s already complaining about the moderators not being fans of his so obvs biased!!1!!

  • John Iwaniszek

    gluteus maximi?

  • Mavenmaven

    Foley was like security, he was there to check whether trans people were trying to use the men’s room. He was just checking.

    • WhyFelicia

      You’re thinking of Larry Craig.

      • Mavenmaven

        I try not to.

  • a_pink_poodle

    I keep mistaking Mark Foley for David Foley because I don’t know any other Foley’s in the world.

    I’m like “Leave him alone, man. Kids in the Hall more than makes up for whatever he did!”

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      I miss the secretaries. They were the best!

    • Jamoche

      Worse – I know a Mick Foley! Not the wrestler.

      • eastcoastlib

        I lost my virginity to a Sharon Foley some 15 years older than I. I was 15 at the time. So if that isn’t proof all Foley’s are kid diddlers I don’t know what is,

      • phoenix00

        Wrestler Mick Foley does have many personalities.

        He will regardless wish you a nice day!

  • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

    Not surprisingly, NAMBLA has now issued a statement denying that they are in any way associated with Donald J. Trump, and saying they have never received any donations from him.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      The fact that an organization that promotes something as vile and illegal as pedophilia doesn’t want to be tarnished by being associated with Trump screams volumes!

      • Shan the Libtart

        Truth.

    • OddMan

      That is just too good, I hope it really is true.

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        I must confess, I made it up. It COULD be true, but I’m not about to start Googling “NAMBLA” to see if they have released a statement.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        “Donald Trump offered to fund us, but we could not accept money from so morally dubious a donor.”

    • zerosumgame0005

      I have now seen it on the inner-tubes so it MUST be TRUE!

  • Villago Delenda Est

    I really think that a “Crooked Hillary” macro is in order.

  • (((JustPixelz)))

    “So why are we talking about Mark Foley sitting behind Donald Trump, probably playing pocket pool with his penis during a Trump rally?”

    Um … Evan, I’m having trouble sorting out the pronouns and direct objects and grammarish things in your (Evan) sentence.

    – Who is “his” in “his penis”?
    – Who is playing pocket pool with that penis?

    I think the answers are Trump and Trump.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      It’s called “frottage”.

      • OddMan

        Frottage, Foley Bars, and Cougar Cruises. Wonkette is a fountain of useful information today.
        Tanks.

      • HazooToo

        He’s talking about Trump. The correct term is “fromage”.

  • HazooToo

    Slightly OT: I was just sitting in Burger King with Dad and Kid, trying real hard to ignore Fox on the TVs, when I heard The Stupid with my own ears. “They’re twisting everything Trump says, just twisting it around…” It came from a woman in a yellow shirt, with a vacant, slack-jawed expression on her face as she stared into the TV. She was old enough to know better. I lost a little more faith in humanity, today.

    • Aquaria

      I would have asked her, “Why does somebody that people like your favo for “telling it like it is” have so many problems with having what he says misinterpreted? Someone who tells it like it is would leave you in no doubt of what he was saying, all the time. So either he’s telling it like it is, or he isn’t. Which is it, you stupid cow?”

      • HazooToo

        Oh, I wanted to. So much. But my kid was there, and my Dad would have gotten us thrown out defending me, because he is very loud and very tall and doesn’t take shit well. All I could do was stare at her as though she was bathing herself in shit and try very hard not to be a bitch in public. And fail, making very snarky remarks as she headed past to the bathroom, about how Trump is a batshit crazy asshole.

    • That slack-jawed look comes from the hand up her ass working her mouth and her just not giving fuck.

    • Sakonyachen

      I was given the most asinine explanation as to why Trump was the person to run our country by a friend who we will not be associating with anymore on Tuesday. She claimed that he can’t be bought. She even said Benghazi at one point. Her husband who rarely talks struck up a conversation with my wife so as to avoid the subject. These people are impossible to talk to. They go dead in the eyes when the Cheetohfuror is a topic of conversation. He can’t be bought though? Why would you want to elect the people who take money from billionaires when you can cut out the middle man and just elect the billionaire I guess? We knew she wasn’t very bright. We had no idea she was that dim.

      • Bobwurst

        Ask her “why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?”

      • HazooToo

        Oh my god. See, this is why I am absolutely terrified to even consider talking to my neighbors about politics. My kid is friends with theirs. If I open that door and Trumpkins fall out, I don’t know what I’m going to do.

        • Sakonyachen

          Thankfully they are much older so their kids are not friends with ours. Their kids are almost our age. The wife does lots of product parties with her for rich ladies with nothing to spend their money on. So it’s a bit weird for her, but she doesn’t talk politics much. Probably because she watches my drunk ass yell at the TV when the wingnuts are on. Who wants to deal with that?

          • HazooToo

            Me! I’ll bring pizza and wine.

  • TeeRaak

    Mark Foley looks almost as happy as a Paederast at a Trump rally.
    https://media4.giphy.com/media/fd1TSJqq3b4GI/200w_d.gif

  • Spurning Beer

    I read about this online. The same place I read about many people saying that Donald contributed money to NAMBLA. Allegedly.

  • I think Victoria Jackson is more dregs than Scott Baio.

    • Shan the Libtart

      Jackson is the first real crackpot celebrity I ever watched on the webz. Initially, I thought she was doing some sort of comedy routine, but no. She was doing her real-life politics right out loud.

      • Bobwurst

        Where is she? I miss her singing.

  • JD Mulvey

    I demand that Killary explain the presence of the Capital City Goofball at her rally!!1!1!

    • Oily Messiah

      Sideshow Bob and Snake! Killary confirmed.

  • Trump solicits money for the vets and doesn’t donate it. Trump rips off students at Trump U. and passes the booty onto a corrupt criminal. Go figure.

  • Panika MCD

    sometimes it seems like everyone thinks that HRC is their mommy and if Mommy ain’t givin’ us cookies and wipin’ our back sides, we throw a temper tantrum.

  • cat cafe

    I actually think the whole Omar Mateen thing was a pure-play Dirty Trick by the Republicans, worthy of Donald Segretti.

    • JD Mulvey

      I still don’t understand what the nutjobs’ theory is. That she hangs out with the guy? He’s part of her team… giving her policy advice? Or that only Republicans have the morals to refuse votes from somebody who’s related to a mass murderer?

      • Cindyinencinitas

        He’s her sekrit lover that even Huma doesn’t know about.

        • JD Mulvey

          I’m persuaded!

  • Suse
    • Shan the Libtart

      God, not that asshole again.

      • Suse

        Four days in the slammer (only one day served) and probation for child porn depicting an infant being raped. There’s something really off about this judge.

        • Shan the Libtart

          I guess the judge didn’t want to negatively impact his life. Grrr.

    • puipui

      What in the actual fuck is wrong with that judge?

    • Oh, god! WHY DID I READ THAT?

      NEED BRAIN BLEACH!

  • beatbort

    This proves Trump had sex with his daughter.
    And probably Palin’s daughter too.

  • puipui

    This definitely gives credence to the idea that Donald Trump donates to NAMBLA, which is a thing that a lot of people have been saying and that Donald Trump has not denied.

    • WhyFelicia

      #irresponsiblenottospeculate

  • Blank Ron

    Is CNN devoting a half day of coverage to this story?



    Didn’t think so.

  • JParkerSD46

    Many people are saying that Donald Trump and Mark Foley have for years been enjoying each other’s company in a biblical sort of way while discussing the merits of father/daughter and congressman/page relationships. Many people. Also, too, many people want to know when is Paul Ryan going to say the words “radical Republican terrorists”? Many people want to know why won’t he say those words???

  • Poly_Ester

    Donnie donated almost $10K to Foley, he owns him.

  • Be Gin

    “The absolute dregs of society — neo-Nazis, white supremacists, Scott Baio — support Trump…”

    There are some days Wonkette earns money from me with 3 or 4 stories worth of reading.

    But today Evan earned a whole years subscription with just one half of one sentence.

  • Vegan and Tiara

    “Because Hillary won’t even say the words “radical Islamic terrorism.””

    Christ, would they shut up about this already? The “silent majority” is anything but.

  • BMW

    “I see your terrorist’s dad and raise you a child molestor.”
    -Donald Trump (if he was being honest)

  • OrdinaryJoe

    With all the money going to Foley, I would say the T-Rump is the founder of the House Child Molester Pervert Cockus.

  • WhyFelicia

    Didn’t Wonkette break the Foley story? MUST CREDIT WONKETTE UNLESS IT IS JUST THAT I AM DRUNK ALL THE TIME

    • BackDoorMan

      … I AM DRUNK ALL THE TIME AND MUST CREDIT WONKETTE.*
      (* for sobering me up with a healthy slap of reality.)

  • Is it just me, or does it seem like Trump is buddies with a lot of pervs and pedophiles? Like, is that just unavoidable for a public figure or something?

  • hvdv

    Those donations, while regular (ew), are very small and weak.

    • jmk

      Low energy. Pathetic.

  • bookish

    Oh, he’s so proud and happy to be in the public eye again!

  • dee

    Sexual deviant roll call: Foley at Trump’s side, Bill at Hillary’s side….I’d say that is a tie.

    • jmk

      I don’t know where you’re from, but while a grown man stalking and harassing adolescent boys is creepy, a grown man getting a blow-job from a consenting grown woman ain’t deviancy, cupcake.

  • Sydgal

    I’m confused. Why is it a big deal of the dad of the terrorist being in the audience? It wasn’t the dad that killed the people. Speaking of terrorism…just read that an Imam and a friend were executed on a New York street. http://www.reuters.com/article/us-new-york-shooting-idUSKCN10O0X4

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