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Big Sister Is Watching You
Big Sister Is Watching You

Here’s what we learned by watching Dinesh D’Souza’s latest “documentary,” Hillary’s America:The Secret History of the Democratic Party: Democrats did just about all the bad stuff in American history, and they’re still doing it. As a recent Russian troll on Wonkette informed us, “Go see the new movie: ‘Hillary’. It’s an eye-opener. The DNC is a CRIME FAMILY against America!” The full title of the flick actually gets the main thrust of the thing backward: This is first and foremost a story about how terrible Democrats always have been and always will be, and only secondarily a movie about Hillary Clinton, who’s just one more iteration — perhaps the ultimate one — of the party’s evil agenda, which hasn’t changed in literally 180 years.

The movie starts with wide-eyed Dinesh D’Souza wondering how it is that he, a simple immigrant rightwing propagandist who merely committed a felony violation of campaign finance law, could have been sent to prison for such a trivial thing. Clearly, it was Barack Obama personally getting revenge on him for making a movie exposing what a ginormous effete tyrannical fraud Obama was! “If you make a film criticizing the most powerful man in the world,” D’Souza says soberly, “expect the empire to strike back.” That was a clever film reference! Left out of the reeneacted courtroom scene is any mention of the minor detail that D’Souza pleaded guilty to the charges, or that he’d given $5000 each to four straw donors to fund a pal’s losing Republican candidacy for the Senate. In the movie he simply says he was prosecuted for giving more money to a political campaign than allowed, a line that makes the hardened killers, con artists, and father rapers he’s locked up with — overnight only, for a soul-crushing eight months — laugh uproariously. (The prison scenes, like everything else in the movie, are reenactments. There’s very little documentation in this “documentary.”) Innocent Dinesh learns all about crime schemes from another inmate, who turns him on to an idea that had clearly never occurred to D’Souza before: The biggest criminal gang of all is…THE GOVERNMENT! It makes Dinesh wonder: What if the Democrats are planning to steal America once and for all?

After his release from the hell of Overnight Prison, D’Souza goes to visit “Democratic Headquarters,” where the telescreens all brag about Dems being the party of equality, but in a concealed basement room, the Dems keep all the dirty suppressed true history that they don’t want you to know, except for how we’re always doing Dear ShitFerBrains posts about it. We learn that from the party’s inception under Andrew Jackson, Democrats have supported racism, slavery, lynching, segregation, white supremacy, and of course rape — a scene of Andrew Jackson making one of his female slaves climb into bed with him is shown with D’Souza’s hilarious voiceover, “What is it about Democratic politicians and vulnerable young women?” D’Souza points out that Jackson expelled the Cherokee tribe from their lands and sent them on a forced march to reservations, and solemnly says, “It was a trail of tears,” as if no one had heard the phrase before. We learn the Civil War was not so much a conflict between North and South, but between noble freedom-loving Republicans and evil slavery-loving Democrats. Ever keen to add some economic preaching, he notes that not only was slavery brutal, it was theft of the slaves’ own bodies and labor. You know, just like taxation. He blithely tosses off lies that are easily disproved, like “No Republicans owned slaves.” Huh! Tell that to Ulysses S. Grant (who did, to his credit, free the one slave he owned in 1859).

The biggest problem with D’Souza’s version of history of course, isn’t the lies, but the very, very partial truths, particularly his pretense that nothing at all changed about the two parties after 1964 and the passage of the Civil Rights Act. Sure, we get a reenactment of LBJ’s infamous (and dubiously sourced) line “I’ll have them ni**ers voting Democratic for two hundred years.” But we don’t hear a word About Barry Goldwater’s opposition to the Civil Rights Act — he wasn’t an overt racist, but like Rand Paul, believed the government had no business interfering in who private parties did business with. We’re shown Woodrow Wilson screening Birth of a Nation at the White House — complete with a hallucinatory ghost Klansman and horse jumping right out of the screen then out onto the White House lawn, with Wilson looking on, awestruck — but left to assume that if there’s one thing modern Democrats admire, it’s those great ol’ racists of the past. We like Wilson’s idea for the League of Nations, but you’d have a hard time finding any modern Democrats who’d say, “Why, yes, we should bring back Woodrow Wilson’s racial attitudes.” At least not in public where a good decent Republican could hear us.

Yes, this actually is in the movie
Yes, this actually is in the movie

Funny thing that D’Souza doesn’t mention about the modern parties, though: If you hear a state legislator bloviating about how the Civil War wasn’t about slavery, or that monuments to Nathan Bedford Forrest must stay in place to honor Southern Heritage, or that slaves weren’t really mistreated much because it would have been irrational to whip one’s property to death, chances are that idiot doesn’t have a “D” after their name. Quick show of hands, Wonkers: How many of you are registered Democrats with Confederate flags (or decals of same) on your car? And why hasn’t the KKK endorsed Hillary?

Needless to say, the words “Southern Strategy” are never spoken in Hillary’s America, and D’Souza proclaims the very idea of the two parties having changed places “a LIE” — with a little graphic made up of teensy pixels showing how many pro-segregation “Democratic leaders” actually switched parties. Only a few, therefore nothing changed, hooray, and in D’Souza’s happy fantasy, the only reason the South eventually went Republican was that so many Southerners realized Republican policies created economic prosperity — illustrated by a quick scene of an auto plant somewhere in the South. Non-union, of course, for prosperity. In a deleted scene that will probably make it onto the DVD, we get this succinct explanation of “which is the party of bigotry and which is the party of emancipation,” in an interview with Vanderbilt professor Carol Swain:

See? Good guys all Republicans, bad guys all Democrats, and American History ended in 1964! Strange, though, D’Souza completely fails to give any credit at all to Lee Atwater, who helped run Ronald Reagan’s 1984 campaign, managed George H.W. Bush’s 1988 run, and chaired the Republican National Committee from 1989 to 1991. Surely a fine scholar like Dinesh D’Souza must be familiar with the great Republican strategist’s 1981 interview in which he summarized the Southern Strategy and how overtly racist appeals came to be replaced by dogwhistles:

You start out in 1954 by saying, “Nigger, nigger, nigger.” By 1968 you can’t say “nigger” — that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, forced busing, states’ rights, and all that stuff, and you’re getting so abstract. Now, you’re talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you’re talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is, blacks get hurt worse than whites.… “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, uh, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “Nigger, nigger.”

Man must have been a secret Democrat, that’s the only possible explanation. Considering all Atwater did to help consolidate Republican power in the 1980s, it seems incredible that D’Souza wouldn’t have given him some credit for the achievement. (As a lapsed Catholic, we feel the need to point out Atwater’s deathbed confession in which he was very very sorry for all the gross things he’d done.)

Finally, we get to the Hillary part, which feels like it’s only about the last 40 minutes of the movie. It’s the usual hodgepodge of crap about Hillary as a master manipulator, a power-mad disciple of the evil Saul Alinsky, bent on actually stealing America from the good people it really belongs to. What does Hillary want? Nothing less than to enslave us all on the Democratic plantation through the horrifyingly sneaky means of winning the 2016 election. We thought Barack Obama had already enslaved us, though. So maybe Hillary will enslave us even more, somehow. Oh, and also, since she enables all of Bill’s philandering — D’Souza casually explains that rape is simply something Democrats just do, you know — Hillary actually is the real war on women. You’ve heard it all before, and the only original thing D’Souza adds to the usual stew of claims that the Clinton Foundation is merely a front for ripping off taxpayers and siphoning money to the Clintons in the guise of charity is his hilarious joke about Benghazi: He imagines the only reason Clinton “ignored” the frantic calls for help from the attack on the American compound — D’Souza portrays her watching it live on multiple TV screens, then walking away — is that “she couldn’t figure out how to make a buck off of them.”

Fortunately, the party of Lincoln (but not Lee Atwater, you just hush now) can still save America from Clinton’s corruption and thievery just as long as it doesn’t let her steal America in 2016. D’Souza reminds us that since Barack Obama made him a felon, he can’t vote himself. But you good folks in the theater can, and won’t you please save America from the relentless fraud and money-grubbing of Hillary? You know, by voting for the Republican candidate who brought us Trump University and a slew of other schemes (although D’Souza doesn’t quite name him). Then, since apparently the movie needed another 10 minutes, we’re treated to not one but three patriotic songs, plus some monuments and fireworks. You almost feel like you’ve saved America just by watching the movie.

Yr Wonkette would like to thank Our Girlfriend for sitting through this monstrosity with us, and for occasionally preventing us from laughing too loudly at the stupid thing. It will definitely be out on video/streaming by the end of the summer, and might make for some fine comedic viewing on election night. As for Dinesh D’Souza, we can only wonder what act of filmic brilliance he’ll perpetrate next. Keep an eye on the comments at WND for a preview.

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  • Relativicus

    You really didn’t need to do that, Dok.

  • Mezzaluna

    Slightly OT, I was curious about the Hilliary Short-circuits ad, so I watched it on the Hill’s website. My goodness, talk about your not allowed comments. Anyway I left a review of the ad saying it was so good D’Sousa must have been involved. I wonder if they do snark over there.

  • FlownOver

    No 3-D explosions? No titties? Pass.

    • Major_Major_Major

      As long as they aren’t 3D exploding titties. That would be a TRAVESTY!!!11!

  • Joshua Norton

    We learn that from the party’s inception under Andrew Jackson, Democrats bigoted Southerners have supported racism, slavery, lynching, segregation, white supremacy, and of course rape

    FTFY

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    What if the Democrats are planning to steal America once and for all?

    Good question – what will they do with it? Pass health care laws? Tax the rich? Inquiring minds want to know!!!

    • Yeah. I mean really, so far, the only political party that wants to disenfranchise American citizens and steal America one dollar and one national park at a time are the Republicans.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Provide safe drinking water for Flint? It’s a slippery slope to totalitarianism from there!

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      They’re going to move America to their secret super-villain lair beneath an active volcano. The real question is, how will they distract police and make a clean getaway?

  • borninatrailer

    Does Dinesh not realize that the southern Goldwater voters would not have seen him as the “right” kind of brown person or does he just not care?

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Is it true that people wearing ankle monitors get in for half-price?

    • borninatrailer

      They have pruno at the concession stand.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        I usually prefer the artisinal pruno from Whole Foods.

    • Major_Major_Major

      If he could have found any theatre willing to screen this D’isaster, he would have. Sadly for this D’umbfuck, theatres like to make D’ollars.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Speaking of which, where does a convicted felon get the $$ to put out this dreck?

        • Major_Major_Major

          The RWNJ D’ole queue?

    • cleanfront

      True! Also lot’s of ‘wide stance’ going on in the men’s bathroom during the show.

  • Parchment Scroll

    Holy shit, Dok. Thanks for taking that bullet for us!

  • Treg Brown

    Dinesh D’Souza?

    That’s a scary and foreign sounding name, and I don’t watch movies by people with names that make me scared and/or want to fondle my gun. Is he even here legally?

    • Crystalclear12

      He is also kinda brown!!!

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        We should all buy more guns, just to be safe.

  • Dok. If I ever meet you, I’m buying you a shot to help you forget that you saw this.

    This is a neat little con for Dinesh. Make a movie about conservative Facebook posts every four years warning us what will happen if we elect a Democrat to lead us. As I recall, the little jerk did the same in 2012 warning us that Obama was really, truly going to implement his plan to turn America into a communist state and steal all the money and gunz!

    Perhaps, since Republicans are so fond of using the bible as a source for public policy we should pass Deuteronomy 18:22 into law and stone the false prophets whose words do not come to pass… you know… with votes…

  • ManchuCandidate

    It’s nice to see that prison didn’t change Dinesh. He’s still the same delusional asshole.

  • Ms.MLG1979

    D’ cinematic equivalent of a circle jerk.

  • Mezzaluna

    Dinesh D’Sousa: If Dr Spaceman had been born in India

  • Gayer Than Thou

    If the Democrats are going to steal America, can we just get the fuck on with it? Geez! What’s taking so long?

    • memzilla

      Seriously. And Obama’s only got five months to confiscate all 300 million guns in America. And there’s not a tenth as many FEMA camps been built as we need. And Sikorsky is at least three months behind in black helicopter manufacturing!

      • julienne58

        Still sitting here in Texas, waiting for Jade Helm to come back and load up all them Walmarts with something.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          I’ve been driving around Houston mapping all of the property with Century 21 signs out front. These houses are where the UN Troops will be billeted when Agenda 21 begins.
          On October 1 (new fiscal year) all registered Republicans will be rounded up and placed in Wal*Mart basements.
          /sarc.

          • Bren

            If you’ve ever seen any of the people of Walmart vids on youtube you will see that the job is part done. A lot of Trumpanistas are already in Walmart.

  • geoffalnutt

    Dinesh best hie on back to his homeland, kiss the relatives “bye” before Trumpy starts nukin’ stuff.

  • Joshua Norton

    we can only wonder what act of filmic brilliance he’ll perpetrate next.

    Coming soon! Benghazi – The Musical!

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      I’ve seen that. The email number is really catchy.

    • Whale Chowder

      Off-off-off-off Broadway? Like in Bangladesh?

  • Scooby

    He forgot the part where Obama replaced the Constitution with Sharia.

  • Spurning Beer

    I’m pretty sure this movie constitutes a violation of Dinesh’s parole.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      I doubt he’ll make enough money to violate campaign finance laws with this film.

  • TJ Barke

    Good thing that employers don’t ever steal anyone’s time or labor, and pay is always commensurate labor…

    • Astraea

      I know whenever I discuss my salary I really feel I have a strong position in negotiations with a Fortune 50 corporation!

      • TJ Barke

        Yeah, but unions are the real thieves…

  • Joshua Norton

    Strange thing is, I didn’t see the movie and yet I could have told you word for word what it was about.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    In reality, D’douche is praying for Hillz to win, so he can have an excuse to keep churning out his shitty “documentaries”. God forbid he get an actual fucking job.

    • Belasaurius

      since when is grifting not a job?

    • Reddishrabbit

      It is hard to get a job as a felon.

  • Oneofthebobs

    Don’t think I’ll watch it. Sounds too bad to be good.

  • Sardonicuss

    These are movies specifically made for the MST3000 treatment, which would be the only way most people could sit through them.
    Movie sign!

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      There’s so many more worthy bad movies out there. How about we put this one in the “maybe” pile?

      • Sardonicuss

        If the criteria for worthy is “bad”, what movies are worse? The only other near contenders I see are the “God is Not Dead” monstrosities.

        • Reddishrabbit

          I thought about watching that, but I’m worried Netflix will think I Like it and start recommending more like it. And if I have company over, they will look at me oddly as I try to explain hate watching. But mostly worried an algorithm is going to judge me.

    • doktorzoom

      If we’re really lucky, Rifftrax will have their take available before the election!

      • Mezzaluna

        I worry Mike Nelson might actually be a D’Sousa fan.

      • Sardonicuss

        If only they would just do the Obama one (ones’s?). ..now that we have descended into the Marxist hell hole he promised.

  • memzilla

    “Party Of Lincoln,” eh? You know, if the best thing you can say about your party is 150 years old, you need to GTFO.
    . https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tyson-eyeroll.gif

    • Celtic_Gnome

      To quote the highly quotable Janet Jackson, “What have you done for me lately?”

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …I say we drop Dinesh D’Souza in the middle of a Trump rally and see how far he can get without being called a “towel head” or punched in the face. This guy is a fucking moron. When it comes to Rethuglicans. Ideology will get you in the door but pigmentation will get you ass kicked

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      They love self-haters though. They usually wait to kick their asses a little later.

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        The elite strategists love them. The base, not so much. Except maybe on TV.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Samantha Bee sent her team in to talk to delegates at the RNC. They found a black one who spouted all the bullshit talking points about Black Lives Matter. When asked how many times he’d been pulled over by the police, he said, “No comment.”

    • anon_the_great

      Pay-per-view of course.

    • Mezzaluna

      Unless you have enough money to be useful and are sensible if enough to stay in the background. Also if you don’t get upset when the other guests confuse you with the help.

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …well if you have melanin and enough money then you would be on stage. Not in the crowd with the unwashed masses

      • cleanfront

        Can confirm.

      • Aquaria

        Someone from Trump’s campaign would probably ask him to hurry up and fix the computer.

  • Mpeg

    Right-wingtards must be salivating at these gross misrepresentations. Drool, baby, drool!

  • beatbort

    No one wants to go over to his house for parties anymore. He’s always showing these shitty movies.

    • Reddishrabbit

      At least vacation videos involve reality.

  • JVisconti

    As a filmmaker, Cecil B Dinesh doesn’t have the right ring to it.

  • lucidamente

    Why won’t Dartmouth release Dinesh D’Souza’s transcripts?

  • ClarkJoe

    Coming next- Hillary’s America 2: 2020: The Revenge: This Time it’s Personal

    • beatbort

      Biopic about D’Souza: “The Perfect Wank”

      • ClarkJoe

        Derpin’ 2: Fanatic Boogaloo

  • lucidamente

    This movie’s working title was “No, You’re the Racist.”

  • Lefty Frizzell

    What’s his deal? Does he believe this stuff for real, does he just think he does from Stockholm Syndrome, or is it a sad attempt at deliberately sucking up to the white male establishment?

    • lucidamente

      AOT,K

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      It’s his way of getting on the RWNJ grifty gravy train.

    • Blank Ron

      Either way, they’re still gonna make him eat with the help.

  • Oneofthebobs

    D’Sousa is a contraction for D agitating nitwit who needs to grow up Sousa. D’Sousa just takes a lot less space.

    • Caepan

      Wow! And here, I always thought it was a contraction for “Damn I’m More Annoying Than a Tone Deaf Elementary School Band Playing Sousa.”

      So you can see why he just spells it D’Sousa.

      • Oneofthebobs

        I might have gotten it wrong; I was just going by memory.

  • anon_the_great

    Can’t we deport this felon?

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    I thought it was particularly clever the way he got out of prison after many months of gradually digging a hole with his little rock hammer and hiding it behind a poster of Ann Coulter.

    • (((JustPixelz)))

      ” his little rock hammer “

      Is that what D’Souza calls his penis?

      • janecita

        No, that’s what all his exes call his penis.

  • Rock Drummer

    Well crap! After 12 years of primary school, 5 years of post high school education with two degrees and 50 of 53 years of self awareness I need to go watch this dudes movie. Apparently, every one of my teachers was completely incorrect, all the time! I seem to have learned history all wrong!

    • bupkus23

      Way too many years of self-awareness – it’s bad for your sanity!

  • Jeff in the desert

    First let me say that Souza spells his name wrong, an amazing affront to a GREAT AMERICAN!

    Second, Denish sounds like a Jewish pastry.

    Third, What gives this foreigner, who can’t be President, the right to comment on a candidate for President?

    And fourth. it is all blah blah blah to me, November 8th can’t come soon enough

    • Jeff in the desert

      PS, DOK HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

      • doktorzoom

        I already knew that!

        • Jeff in the desert

          Wait. How did you see that comment if they don’t exist?

          • doktorzoom

            I hear things, man. I hear things.

  • Toomush_Infer

    That’s not a cob up his butt – that’s a feature!…

  • AnOuthouse

    Did the movie cover how the fake moon landing fit into the Demoncrats nefarious schemes?

    • natoslug

      It didn’t even cover the fake Plymouth Rock landing.

    • Nockular cavity

      And how Nixon went along with it because he was a sekrit Democrat.

  • chortlingdingo

    The sad/scary thing is that there are people who will believe this shit.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      The 30% D’umbfuck demographic is always good for a grift. Which is what this movie is: complete bullshit, but bullshit that they’ll pay to watch.

    • bupkus23

      “Wil believe”? That horse has left the barn a long time ago…

  • Shan the Libtart

    I can’t watch this one. Where I used to work, they handed out copies his Obama 2016 “movie” in 2012 and I watched, just out of curiosity. That was enough, thanks.

    • Longstreet63

      It’s funny that for the sequel, his predicted dystopian hellscape is nowhere to be found.
      Man, I hate when they do retcons.

      • natoslug

        Just give the GOP a few more decades of refusing to fund infrastructure, and we should be there.

        • TJ Barke

          If that infrastructure wants to live the high life it should get a job!

    • Jeff in the desert

      Handed out copies of a political movie? Hostile work environment or what?

      • Shan the Libtart

        Uh, yeah. They were constantly sending out emails telling us who to vote for. At one point, we were also helping verify petition signatures or something like that on company time and equipment. I’m sitting through all of this going “Yup, pretty sure this is illegal…”

        Yes, I live in a “Right to Work” state.

    • Msgr_Moment

      I would have gone with the waterboarding instead. Know your rights!

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Gotta be tough for people like Dinesh, Bobby Jindal, and Herman Cain. Spend your whole life licking the feet of white people, but a glance in the mirror at the end of the day, you’re still differently complected. Every. Fucking. Time.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    You know it’s not exactly hard to debunk D’ouchebag’s claims without even getting into Trumpus. For instance, D’ouchebag’s own well documented history of racism against black people that doesn’t get brought up. What you might call a :secret: history: https://newrepublic.com/article/121105/dinesh-dsouzas-anti-black-racism-rooted-national-review

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      You know the rule. If it didn’t happen before 1964, it doesn’t count!

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    D’Loser asks “what’s up with Democrats and young women” this perplexes Republicans because their flavor is usually young boys…

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    I wonder how so many Republicans managed to completely uncouple from reality?

    This movie is probably best book-ended in between episodes of “Ghost Hunters” and “Ancient Aliens”.

    Do not watch “Drunk History” as too factual.

  • Crystalclear12

    Dok, was watching this movie a cry for help? You know, like self cutting? Because we are there for you, you don’t have to hurt yourself to get our attention.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    I prefer my martyrs dead.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Or at least, not captured.

  • laughingnome

    I’m waiting for the porn parody.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Huma! How did you and Hillary get into President Jefferson Davis’ boudoir?

    • bupkus23

      Lotsa porn parody’s involving Hillary and Donald ( together and apart ), ut nothing for D’Souza’s effort. Guess it wasn’t worth the time….

      [ Oh, shit – I just did a porn search on my aunt’s laptop! OMG, the Googlebot ads will shock her next time she gets on ! ]

  • Reximus

    Hillary Clinton decided to send Donald Trump a
    letter to let him know how she felt about him. Trump opened the letter and it
    appeared to contain a single line coded message:

    370HSSV
    0773H

    Trump was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Melania Trump and
    his children. Melania and the children had no clue either, so they sent it
    to the FBI. No one could solve it at FBI, CIA or NASA.

    They eventually asked Britain’s MI6 for help. Within minutes, MI6 cabled this reply: “Tell Mr Trump that he is holding the message upside down.”

  • anwisok
    • Msgr_Moment

      Build that Chihuahua Wall! Luckily it only has to be like a foot tall.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      While it doesn’t mean we can ease up on the GOTV effort, there is some consolation in knowing that the ham-handed attempts at propaganda by Mr. D’Souza will only be accepted by the true believers who are already on board.

  • Toomush_Infer

    What, Dok – do we really have a dietary requirement for offal?…

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Ya know GOP, since your candidate has now been endorsed by the Nazi Party and the KKK along with the very racist neo-fascist alt-right I think it’s time to shut the fuck up about accusations of racism against Democrats. Is there racism in the Democratic Party? Sure, this is America and racism is as American as apple pie. But for the GOP of all parties to come out and attack others for being racist well, that’s just beyond the pale. Even their few remaining minorities are self haters like Donut D’ouchebag…

    • Toomush_Infer

      “Beyond the pale..” Heh…..

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Dinesh was one of those Dartmouth assholes that tried to make being a bigot both amusing and socially acceptable.

    • Longstreet63

      It’s clear that the Democrats forced the Republicans to be racists, by doing racism.

  • Liam

    My wing nut cousin just watched this crap and called it eye opening. Of course this is the same lady that drinks wine from a box.

    • TJ Barke

      Box wine libel!

      • Liam

        My apologies to box wine lovers

    • dslindc

      I recommend pruning that branch of the family tree.

      • Liam

        Way ahead of you. The lady is a loon

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Eye opening, because she realized if she wants to vote racist, she’s been supporting the wrong party?

      Gawlly! Guess I have to vote Democrat if I want segregation to come back.

    • I Only Like Cats

      Hey my mom loves boxed wine!

    • janecita

      Ewwww, boxed wine?

    • bupkus23

      Is the box labelled D-Con?

  • Ms.MLG1979

    I’m really disappointed in all of you for being the real racists.

    • FauxAntocles

      D’amn! Exposed!!1!!

    • natoslug

      You’re the real racist for pointing out that we’re the real racists!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      D’oh!

    • Longstreet63

      If only democrats call people racists, and only call people racists falsely, then clearly your words mean nothing. It’s republican logic!

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Hangs head in shame. (Only because the internetz tells us that racists have a hard time getting laid.)

      • Ms.MLG1979

        In this den of racist perverts, I think you can do it!

  • Mezzaluna

    Here another fun review by some angry, snarky guys in a van. They make their living reviewing bad movies. It’s a little long, but it is angry and snarky. Also do not read the comments.
    http://www.thecinemasnob.com/midnight-screenings/midnight-screenings-hillarys-america-the-secret-history-of-the-democratic-party

  • TheGrandWaz00
    • janecita

      I just stole it, thanks:-)

    • Creepoman

      As long as it hurts brown people worse, everything’s swell.

      • therblig
        • Robyn Pennacchia

          YOU GET A MILLION WONKETTE POINTS, even though those are maybe not a thing, for the Randy Newman reference. Because he and I are very much in love.

          • therblig

            thanks!!!! I’ll put them on the shelf next to my 200 Buzzfeed Gold Stars. I enjoy showing off my misspent life’s achievements.

            Best of luck to you and Randy!!

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          A classic.
          “college men, from LSU.
          Hustling round Atlanta in the Alligator shoes,
          Gettin’ drunk every week at the BBQs

      • Uncle Mark

        What’s sickening is that D’Souza is one of those “brown” people too. He was born in Mumbai, India. He’s also a Christian apologist with only one divorce under his belt. This man is either filled with self-hatred or someone needs to bring him a mirror. (Kind of reminds me of the Chapelle skit about the blind KKK member, who didn’t know he was black….and when he found out, divorced his wife for being a “n—er-lover.”)

  • janecita

    I hope that in Killary’s America, D’Sousa and Ailes get sentenced to 20 years hard work, breaking rocks to build the new and improved Abortionplex.

  • Lizzietish81

    This is always hilarious because there are always several people who then ask “wait, why are the Republicans the party of racism now? When did that switch?”

    So thanks to D’Souza for making people ask these very important questions.

  • Gorillionaire

    It would be hilarious to show Dinesh’s “Obama 2016” for free at the local library the day after Hillary is sworn in, and then do a Q&A on “how much of this dumb shit never happened?”

    • beingreleased

      I was thinking about that too. Of course, D’Souza will take credit for preventing every single thing he said would happen if Obama was reelected.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        From jail.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Plan 9 From Denish Space

  • TJ Barke

    I hope Dok got hazard pay for this…

    • Vienna Woods

      I hope the girlfriend got hazard pay! (Again, this happened before, also too.)

      • shastakoala

        So true. But this time the girlfriend probably took an early restroom break. She then grabbed a beer at the pub next door then spent fifteen minutes trying to get the purple stuffed animal out of the claw machine in the lobby before going back to the last twenty minutes of the movie. She also reminded him that Blair Witch movie was coming out soon.

        • Vienna Woods

          You go, girl!

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      And a large vodka stipend.

  • I Only Like Cats

    So all these guys who are on wingnut welfare and can still perpetrate stupidity like this are saving the world or something but anyone with real talent who can’t make it by themselves and doesn’t know where to start is a grubby talentless taker who should have been born into a rich family. Did I get that right?

  • Msgr_Moment

    The movie starts with wide-eyed Dinesh D’Souza wondering how it is that he, a simple immigrant rightwing propagandist who merely committed a felony violation of campaign finance law, could have been sent to prison for such a trivial thing.

    “If you make a film criticizing the most powerful man in the world,” D’Souza says soberly, “expect the empire to strike back.”

    Well-known fact that Richard Nixon hated, hated Charlie Manson’s songwriting style. Listen to the lyrics, man!

  • S̶t̶e̶v̶e̶
  • bupkus23

    The comparison has probably already been made, but:

    … “expect the empire to strike back.”…

    Sez Jar Jar D’Souza….

  • Spotts1701

    “If you make a film criticizing the most powerful man in the world,” D’Souza says soberly, “expect the empire to strike back.”

    Please. Like Lord Vader would waste the time to Force Choke you, Dinesh.

    • WeaselPoo

      Lord Vader has more important things to do, like ordering Penne at the Death Star cafeteria

      • therblig

        I find your lack of farfalle disturbing.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    The reviews are in!!! Hillary’s America is annoying critics everywhere!

    “Doesn’t even qualify as effectively executed propaganda.” – Los Angeles Times

    “This content … will be familiar to anyone who’s examined a right-wing website” – New York Times.

    “D’Souza lets scenes drag, jumping through history in ways that quash any sense of discovery and creating an overall sense of boredom.” – Washington Post

    “A series of conspiratorial talking points familiar to Breitbart-oriented readers, but reshuffled in a new, startlingly illogical order.” – AV Club

    “When it comes to American history, the only real lesson D’Souza takes toheart is from P.T. Barnum — ‘There’s a sucker born every minute.'” – Movie Nation

    “f your conservative uncle’s forwarded emails were a movie, they would be Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party, a dull grab-bag of stale talking points and wildly revisionist history.” – Salt Lake Tribune

    “This is an embarrassment to propaganda films”, Chicago Daily Herald.

    4 out of 5 people who liked this movie married their sister.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Um . . . isn’t Roger Ebert, you know, dead?

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        It’s his website.

      • theblackdog

        Oh you, trying to bring facts into this and inconveniently destroy the message. Just like anyone who tries to fact check this movie!

      • BackAndOlderThanEver

        He came back from the dead just to let us know that he hated, hated, HATED this movie.

        • therblig

          Dear Mr. D’Souza: You suck!

    • Jo Mathie

      Rated 4% on Rotten Tomatoes and two of the online film video bloggers that i watch actually walked out on it, saying that it was the worst movie they’d ever tried to sit through.

  • Antonin Dvorak

    It will definitely be out on video/streaming by the end of the summer, and might make for some fine comedic viewing on election night.

    Meh. I’ll just wait until the Cinema Snob reviews it.

    • Mezzaluna

      See below. They walked out.

  • Jeff in the desert

    He is from Goa ,land of VINDALOO!!!! Which is a Portuguese dish made with wine and garlic and the Goans thought it had potatoes because aloo is potato in Goan..

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    You know what would be hilariously ironic? If all the white power racist trailer park rubes watched this movie and became convinced that if they want segregation back they need to vote Democrat up and down the ticket.

    • Jim Johnson

      D’Souza would then be law abiding… The Law of Unintended Consequences. Hilariously ironic indeed.

  • S̶t̶e̶v̶e̶

    Next movie: Butthurt Republicans – The Return of the Regi!

  • laughingnome

    Triumph of the Swill

  • Jeff in the desert

    HEY D’Souza, phone home and Goa back where you came from….hahahahahaha

  • bozilingus

    I hear D’Souza uses Instagram filters for his selfies:

    • limberrat

      Bobby is um, whiter than I am.

      • Candy Apple

        Can confirm; I’m descended from Danish immigrants, and I’m not even that white.

    • Gentle Robot

      This isn’t Jindal’s official portrait. It’s a painting made by a fan of his that was given to the former Governor as a gift.

  • Jeff in the desert

    What do you get when you cross D’Souza with a smart phone? Can’t be done

    (someone stop me)

  • SessileRaptor

    I had a sad when I saw that this movie was coming out because just like his other propaganda films I know we have no choice but to get it for the library and I have no choice but to smile and help patrons check it out.

    Years ago I found an old government informational book on building a bomb shelter and surviving a nuclear war, and it had been stamped on the front “PROPAGANDA. This book contains unreliable and biased information.” and I thought “Holy Shit, we had official stamps for this?! And we stopped using them?!”

    • Belasaurius

      i have to catalog this horseshit. I usually just bury it on my shelves and hope no one puts a hold on it forcing me to catalog it.

    • cmd

      I want one of those stamps.

  • janecita

    I’m sorry, but I didn’t even take the “Expect the Empire to Strike Back” as a reference to the movies, I took it as what it was a stolen quote from Hugo Chávez’s anti-American speeches. He was fond of the Empire rethoric.

  • BrayingAssSez

    Mr. D’Seizure should know that each state determines whether a felon’s right to vote is restorable and under what conditions. The fact that his conviction was federal is immaterial.

    No thanks to Obama.

    • bozilingus

      Obama will give him a pardon on his last day as a “Fuck You” to D’Souza.

  • John Iwaniszek

    You mean, “Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza.”

    • BackAndOlderThanEver

      It is important to identify Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza, who is a convicted felon because he plead guilty to a felony that he had committed, as Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza, so that people will remember that Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza is after all a convicted felon.

  • freakishlystrong

    At what point does all this utter bullshit become slander? Really? How can you just lie and impugn someone’s reputation for 30 years?

    • eddi

      The problem of being a public figure. Libel and slander have to be pretty obvious to make a case. This nonsense isn’t even close. Better to just ignore it since it only preaches to the choir.

      • Jeff in the desert

        It is protected under Parody.

        • eddi

          Whether D’Souza want it or not.

  • Can’t tell which is better, this or Clinton Cash.

  • TJ Barke

    So… I’m kinda wondering exactly what end these guys think the democrats are trying to “enslave” us all to… What’s the endgame?

    • TheDogAteMyVote

      Nestlé’s fun size candy bars for breakfast, in which case I am already living the dream.

    • Belasaurius

      our precious bodily fluids

    • Jeff in the desert

      Socialism. The end game is to steal from the rich and give to the poor.

      • TJ Barke

        Whereas the Republican endgame is exactly the opposite…

        • Jeff in the desert

          Yes. Tough choice.

        • Gentle Robot

          Republicans have convinced working-class whites that they are the ones making a lot of money. They convince them that poor people are just lazy, don’t work, and live solely off working-class whites’ taxes.

    • eddi

      Sacrifice to Mammon.

    • beavertank

      Alien brain slugs from beyond the stars.

      It’s the only thing that makes sense.

      • bupkus23

        Screwworms?

    • Candy Apple

      FEMA camps!!1!

    • AnOuthouse

      Just for shits and giggles. That’s how evil the Demoncrats are.

    • doktorzoom

      Love of power and control, and reshaping the world to make those at the very top very, very rich. But mostly the power and control thing.

      • Lara

        It’s amazing, though, how cunning and powerful these evil Dems are, and yet year after year they fail to enslave the country and enact their wicked plans.

  • I Only Like Cats

    I’m not a self hating person or someone proud of being half white (if I wasn’t so pale I’d probably identify as Hispanic or Afro-Hispanic) and I’m voting for Clinton. QED he’s A Idiot.

  • TheDogAteMyVote

    My Tea Party Patriot dad and his wife went out and paid money to see this tripe the week it came out. I asked, “Isn’t Dinesh D’Souza the guy who made that hit piece movie about Obama? That didn’t work so well. He won two terms.” Dad says, “Well, hopefully this one will work.” Just like Trump thinks Trickle Down will work this time. Silly Olds.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      “hopefully this one will work” is a tacit admission even he knows it’s bullshit.

    • bupkus23

      This movie is STILL playing at one of The Villages three multiplexes – and, judging from the “letters to the editor” in the local rag, it’s probably got it’s share of fanboys ( of the oldz type ) who have gone back to see it multiple times….

      Thx to Dok and his Girlfriend for sitting through it ( so we’z didn’t haf to )….

    • Candy Apple

      I can’t take eight more years of this bullshit, I really can’t. Eking out my days in some South American mountain village is starting to look really preferable.

    • efoveks

      That’s the part that’s galling. Having seen the results of Round One, why expect anything different from Round Two?

      First, the rich get richer, and the rest of us do okay because the economy slingshots out of some financial crisis (remember the Prime Rate? Remember it going above 20%?). Then– time to pay the piper after 8 years and raise taxes because the economy sux again, and everyone who was never rich is even poorer. Thanks Reagan, for keeping America safe and strong. Sell weapons to our enemies and blame our poor for their inadequacies.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Yes, hopefully this one will work just as well as the last one.

  • Me not sure

    D’Souza needs to come live in the rural south and take a low wage job, if he wants to watch red state race relations up close and personal. I’ll be happy to show him around.

  • dshwa

    It’s the Frankenstein’s monster of discredited politics. Stitch them all together, turn on the electricity, and see if it walks.

    • Jeff in the desert

      Of course it has no soul.

      • eddi

        Or brain. At least nothing above the stem.

        • Jeff in the desert

          FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!! Oh wait..wrong one

    • Master Contrail Program

      What’s that Frank?

  • Thaumaturgist

    Wasn’t Ike who desegregated the armed forces. Was Truman. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_9981

    • doktorzoom

      You know, that’s how I remembered it too, but then I knew I must be wrong since Democrats are all for segregation.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      How surprising. Dinesh finds the one historian who doesn’t know history.

  • mcjeff

    It’s sad to see how far Wonkette has deteriorated

    • Belasaurius

      are the dick jokes not as good as you remember them?

      • TheDogAteMyVote

        Well, they are smaller since Trump came on the scene.

        • therblig

          but they do look bigger in smaller hands

      • Gleem-McShinez

        The cakes?! These are no longer the ones we like! And I’m thinking the cedar cheese been replaced with grated mothballs!

    • Thaumaturgist

      Check back throughout the day. We keep getting worser and worser. Every day. Mazing how we manage to keep that slope greased.

      • beavertank

        Those fifty gallon drums of Astroglide sure do come in handy.

        • efoveks

          SOMEone’s been going to the toy shop!

        • Jeffery Campbell

          I feel like I may not have gotten the invitation I was hoping for…

      • Jeff in the desert

        Gotta be careful, that kid died on the slide..

        • Shan the Libtart

          That was sad. Local news, for me. Poor boy.

          • efoveks

            I was thinking of you when I heard it on the news. That is so sad. I feel so bad for his family..

    • Shan the Libtart

      Just wait until the day drinking starts.

      • Jeff in the desert

        what do you mean wait….

        • Shan the Libtart

          Well, some of us have work to do first. I don’t want to see what would happen to the safety program I’m editing if I break into the company stash of moonshine.

          • Jeff in the desert

            I used to work at a aircraft instrument company and we used Everclear to clean the lens of the instruments The workers would pour it into a little 1/2 ounce cup, wipe the lens and down the rest Happy workforce!

          • efoveks

            Mr. Efoveks and his father were opticians. They cleaned lenses with gin (a little more accessible for a small business in CA: liquor store vs trip to NV). Same idea though. And it works really well. :)

          • Shan the Libtart

            Ugh, just the thought right now.

            The stuff doesn’t usually come out until after 3 on a Friday. They’re note TOTAL nutjobs here.

    • Jeff in the desert

      Please elaborate.

      • eddi

        Please don’t. ?

        • Jeff in the desert

          I am flummoxed. Is this a troll, or someone merely commenting on our degenerativeness…..

          • beavertank

            I think he may be trying to tell us it’s time to mop and dust. But it’ll be a cold day in hell before you catch me doing either of those things. FILTH FOR LIFE!

          • Jeff in the desert

            mop and dust..uh…what?

          • SuspectedDemocrat

            You don’t think he knows the kind of porn we’ve been watching in the other browser window, do you?

          • Jeffery Campbell

            After 4 years, it doesn’t get any dirtier.

          • therblig

            ms blig is always quoting that from quentin crisp. alas, i must make my own sammiches as well.

          • Jeffery Campbell

            Thank you! I thought it was Crisp, but couldn’t google up the answer.

          • david spikes

            Also too, lower watt light bulbs. Plus if you leave the front and back doors open the dust blows right out.

          • eddi

            I smell troll. Or I need to air out the apartment.

          • Jeff in the desert

            Not sure from the previous comments on other sites, but it did take me some time to recover from the scathing criticism.

          • jmhm

            He’s apparently been doing unhappy one-hits since Sanders lost. However, another one of those who thinks FDR was a social progressive, so that’s fun.

          • HazooToo

            Well, if you WANT a troll, there’s one on the “Dying Hillary” article. Mel S ducked the banhammer, apparently.

      • efoveks

        If snark, it’s pretty good though.

    • beavertank

      The articles have gotten markedly longer and more complicated, but really, that’s a good thing.

      Now you get 60% more Wonkette per Wonkette, and who doesn’t want that?

      • Jim Johnson

        Lower snark density?

    • Spotts1701

      C’mon, a little spackle here, a couple wall sconces there and it’ll be good as new.

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        Maybe some throw pillows?

        • Jeffery Campbell

          “A little gay spray and a couple of torso sculptures, and we’re home!”

      • Master Contrail Program

        The Pander Bear rug really ties the room together.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        A rug could really pull the place together.

    • doktorzoom

      Fine. Obama is weak, burn all your belongings and run into the desert, buttsechs, Butterstick, and we’re all DOOMED

  • beavertank

    Sort of OT: UnskewedPolls may be dead, but a new contender has entered the ring – https://www.longroom.com/

    The site looks slicker, but has the same questionable sort of wishful thinking methodology and flat insistence that the polls are biased.

    The name may be different, but the schadenfreude this time will be just as sweet.

    • Señor Skwerl

      All poals are biased against Trump!!!! Just like the ones against Romney!!!!

    • Jeff in the desert

      I heard Schadenfreude is sweet but I am not into German beers..

      • beavertank

        You should try it with a lemon wedge. Really helps balance that out.

        • Jim Johnson

          Try a splash of crocodile tears also too. Tastes a little irony.

          • Shan the Libtart

            I hear the little ones smell just like a butterfinger candy bar.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I’m sorry that you sat through the whole thing. That must have been excruciating.

  • Señor Skwerl

    So this is one of the films the Man in the High Castle is looking for?

    • Belasaurius

      Speaking of Phillip K. Dick, I spotted this gem in a bookstore once.

      • beavertank

        Some of them do, Phil. The very best ones.

      • Once&futureFred

        “Blade Runner” suddenly sounds suggestive..

    • therblig

      Heavy Lies the Glue Huffer? it’s about brave trump supporters fighting KKKilary’s tyranny.

  • jmhm

    You brave, brave man, and your brave, brave girlfriend.

  • The Librarian

    I’m so sorry that you will never get back that time you spent watching that drivel. I was ignorant about D’Souza for a long time, kinda wish I stayed that way.

    • cmd

      Me, too. One day something really stupid showed up in my Facebook feed from his page, thanks to a relative commenting on it. It was so stupid I couldn’t help posting a comment on it. Then I went through a phase where I would occasionally troll his FB page when I was in a bad mood, until I got banned. Now I’ve trained myself to stay away. Saw him yapping on FOX the other day as we were passing by the channel and got away right quickly.

  • Candy Apple

    Impossible. As D’Souza clearly d’emonstrated in his groundbreaking film Obama’s America, America was destroyed by Islamic Caliphate General Politburo Secretary Barry Soetoro HUSSEIN Oblamer. There is no America now.

    • therblig

      The Man in the High Minaret

    • Gregory Brown

      Just the evil corporation that all the SovCit types rail against with their magic words.

  • Boscoe

    lol wing nut uncle’s emails… maybe when it comes out on VHS they can add an alternate audio track that has all the voices redubbed with shouting to replicate the effect of ALL CAPS!!!1!

  • Andrew Jackson, to quote an author who lived at roughly the same time, contained multitudes. The Trail of Tears is something I cannot deny nor would attempt to.
    As for this business of him coercing a slave into bed with him–the man fought multiple duels over his wife, including one during his election, when the Lee Atwater of the 1820s accused him of bigamy.

    • revenant

      sorry, but the defense of his “honor” and raping slaves are not mutually exclusive. both were common practice for plantation owners, both were condoned by contemporary society (the rape was something you did NOT talk about, except to your peers).

      • Gregory Brown

        Frederick Douglass, who happened to be an authority on slavery, made that very point.

  • ltmcdies

    note to Mr. D’Sousa…if the documentary Fahrenheit 9/11 made by an actually talented film maker named Michael Moore didn’t prevent the re election of George W…what the hell chance does the piece of ridiculousness have in preventing your worst nightmare from coming true.

    I hope on November 8 Hilary feasts on your entrails ( with votes) Mr.D’Sousa, you sanctimonious prick

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      D’Souza did a film 4 years ago to stop Obama.

    • Roadstergal

      I remember being at a showing of Fahrenheit 9/11 in Seattle not long before the election. A then-contemporaneous version of a Bernie Bro jumped up in front of the screen and started to yell about how we needed a real revolution because the Democrats are just as bad as the Republicans and we can’t support the corrupt nominee and we need to support his third party candidate (I can’t even remember now which one it was).

      Well, that worked out.

      • ltmcdies

        they do seem to just trot that “reasoning” out every election, don’t they.

        if only they were so dedicated during off presidential years maybe they’d have their damn third party by now.

  • tihond

    It’s nice to see they let him direct from prison.

    • Boscoe

      …while simultaneously “oppressing him”. See? Obama is cruel, but fair.

      • revenant

        he’s no Dinsdale, that’s for sure

        • Gregory Brown

          Dinsdale Piranha?

  • chascates

    Wonder if he’ll beat O’Keefe to win best pic at the Adolf’s this year?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      He should at the very least get an Eva Braun award for Best Makeup by a Non-Caucasian.

  • Spotts1701

    $11 million dollars. This atrocity to celluloid has made eleven million dollars so far. Granted even a trash film like Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates has made 4 times as much, but still…

    • Blank Ron

      Never bet against the willingness of the hard-of-thinking to spend their food money* on dreck that reinforces their prejudices.

      *Food money, NEVER beer money

      • Jeffery Campbell

        As someone who is hard-of-hearing, “hard-of-thinking” just caused me to laugh up an M&M out of my nose. It hurt and I cried, but boy or boy did I laugh. You. Win.

        • Blank Ron

          <bows> I live only to entertain, effendi.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Just for a second there I thought you were reviewing ” Suicide Squad”.

      • Spotts1701

        Well, that’s an atrocity of a different sort altogether.

        • SuspectedDemocrat

          [everyone all together]: That’s an atrocity of a different sort.

    • Grokenstein

      My favorite part is the disparity at Rotten Tomatoes between the critics (4% Fresh, or one favorable review out of 23–and yet there’s still “no consensus”) and theatergoers (84% positive audience score). We saw similar numbers for Atlas Shrugged (at least for the first one, anyway) demonstrating that movies that preach to the choir are automatically double-plus good.

      No, wait, my favorite part is the quote from William Peter Blatty on the poster. …No, wait, my favorite part is Jonah “Doughy Pantload” Goldberg appearing twice in RT’s cast listing, like a guy buying two seats on an airplane.

      • Gregory Brown

        That is quite the disparity. The two categories should have read “Critics,” and “Right Wing Loons.”

        • Grokenstein

          Nobody else would pay to see a Dinesh D’Souza movie!

          Although the disparity isn’t so extreme, Suicide Squad‘s audience score is likewise tilted (26% critical score, 71% audience) by fanboys who have been riding the hype train too long, and the folks who propped up God’s Not Dead 2 (9%/62%) are probably afraid they’ll go to hell if they don’t pretend to like it.

          Not every critic is trustworthy, but when you’re dragging in numbers like that…

          • Mehmeisterjr

            When you’re dragging in numbers like that it’s time to unskew the numbers? [snark, snark]

  • OrdinaryJoe

    The so called Southern Strategy turned the party of Lincoln into the party of George Lincoln Rockwell and that is an inescapable fact. You can summarize that change in two words: Willie Horton.

    • revenant

      George Lincoln Rockwell, with a little Jefferson Davis on the side

      • Mehmeisterjr

        To be fair, Jeff Davis was the best cross-dresser evah!

    • Gregory Brown

      Yeah, the Willie ad was kind of like that one little grain of salt that you drop into a supersaturated solution, and suddenly crystals are forming everywhere.

    • pat tolle

      @OrdinaryJoe- It takes more words than that. the Voting and Civil Rights acts helped as well as Nixon’s deeply cynical “Southern Strategy”.Willie Horton surely helped things along.

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    Wait, I thought Obama was going to sieze power and appoint himself for an third term. Then why should we care about Hiliary gettting elected. So many dumb conspiries to keep track of

    • kareemachan

      And what about all those gunz he was gonna steal and then send us off to FEMA death camps? WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE DEATH CAMPS!!!!1!!!

      • Grokenstein

        Man, I’m still waiting on the Ebola epidemic. We were promised!

        • Alexander Stallwitz

          You mean I brought all this collodial silver for nothing!

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        I know, I purchased several old Walmarts to sell to the government and nothing happened. I should have stuck to buying gold and silver and oil.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          And no Glenn Beck survival food?

          You’re going to be sorry when The Rapture happens and you only have enough stale oatmeal to last a few days.

          • Alexander Stallwitz

            I was going to take the profits from sellling the Walmart and buy survival food. Oh well, maybe the good lord will rapture me up

  • andyshelt

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/aug/08/republicans-donald-trump-warning-letter-bush-reagan

    “National security and foreign policy officials from GOP administrations dating back decades say candidate would be history’s ‘most reckless’ US president”

    At this point in the campaign, Hillary could be the first Presidential candidate to just say to her campaign, fuck it, I’m going on holiday for a few months. Just text me the details of the inauguration speech and I’ll see you then!

  • ken_kukec

    So how’d that black lady end up doin’ on Perfesser D’Souza’s Democrat/Republican pop quiz?

    • Celtic_Gnome

      She got the desegregation of he military wrong. That was done under Truman, not Eisenhower.

  • Poly_Ester

    The thugs in the Federal prison system don’t have a cure for Dinesh’s mental issues? Some criminals.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      To be fair, their expertise was mostly related to insider trading.

  • It sure is fun to pretend what it would be like if the Democratic Party were even 1/10 as competent as guys like D’Souza claim it is.

    • Master Contrail Program

      Yeah. The Wal-Mart around here that abrubtly closed for Jade Helm preparations re-opened six months later. They still only have three cashiers working most of the time too.

      Thanks Obam—-Hilla—-Woodrow Wilson!

  • goonemeritus

    Which would you rather support a Party with an troubled past that made a conscious effort at great expense to renounce that past and evolve to a more just and inclusive organization? Or a Party that abandoned a proud history to gain support of the very racists that the previous Party walked away from? For the Dinesh the choice seems clear , he is proud to pull the lever for “Team Evil” or at least he would if felons could vote.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      And this is what it’s all about.

  • Jgb979

    “the only reason the South eventually went Republican was that so many Southerners realized Republican policies created economic prosperity —”

    https://m.popkey.co/d94d35/O97G1_s-200×150.gif

    That’s clearly it.

    When people think of economic prosperity- the one thing that comes first to everyone’s mind is – the South.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      And that’s how the opulent Trump Hog Farm came to be known around the world.

    • Cliff Hendroval

      Yep, that internationally famous economic powerhouse, Jackson, Mississippi.

      • Gregory Brown

        During the Late Unpleasantness, Union soldiers under Grant walked right into a confederate uniform factory in Jackson while it was still in operation, then gave everybody the day off, and all the other days also too.

  • AntiDerpomeme

    I’m wondering if the shady back room parties that funded this mess feel that they got their money’s worth. They sure aren’t going to make bank with theatre ticket revenue.

  • What a revolting shitstain.

  • Callyson

    “What is it about Democratic politicians and vulnerable young women?”

    “Yeah–come on, tell us your secret!”

    – Mark Sanford, Herman Cain, David Vitter and too many other Republicans to enumerate

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      “Young women? Not interested.”

      –Dennis Hastert

      • Roadstergal

        Interest in too-young women rather than just too-young men is what Trump is bringing to the Republican party – Make Rent-Girls Great Again!

        • phoenix00

          Only if they’re 10s. Or his daughter.

      • Gregory Brown

        He’s got a point there!

  • WeaselPoo

    related , two Benghazi mothers apparently suing Hillary for wrongful death and defamation—and yes their case is being pushed by losing loser Larry Klayman.

    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/two-benghazi-parents-sue-hillary-clinton-wrongful-death-defamation-n625861

    • Bitter Scribe

      My last shred of sympathy for Patricia Smith just went right out the window.

    • jmk

      Even Andrew Napolitano characterized it as pure politics and bullshit, and an outgrowth of Klayman’s longstanding Clinton-hatred.

    • Gregory Brown

      Klayman is a great loser! The best loser! His losses are better than anyone else’s losses! Oh, and he also is a great birther who has lost all of his birther cases, but greatly!

  • Mavenmaven

    Nothing about the gays ramming their agenda down our throats? D’Souza is losing his touch.

  • Master Contrail Program

    Between this and The Purge: Election Year, the Academy is going to have a tough time choosing in the documentary category.

    What’s that? You want me to buy gold? It’s recession proof! You seem like a late night commercial I can trust. Tell me more……….

    • Mehmeisterjr

      You mean Kirk Cameron is locked out of the nominations? I cry foul!!!!!!!!!!!1!111!1, 1!1!1!

  • Villago Delenda Est

    There’s a reason why people call him D’Shithead.

    • Parakeetist

      D’ouche works too.

    • Bear OmNomNom

      My fave so far is “Distort D’Newsa”.

  • cessnadriver

    The real sea change in the Democratic party occurred when Hubert Humphrey gave his landmark speech to the 1948 Democratic Convention. The Civil Rights Act was just the outcome of Mayor Humphrey’s actions.

    • doktorzoom

      Never happened. Democrats were for slavery, did you know that?

      • cessnadriver

        Oh, that makes them all bad for all eternity!

  • Paperless Tiger

    What’s funny is that if Republicans really believed Hillary was a racist, they’d vote for her.

  • BMW

    “Let’s get a black man elected president because we’re racist,” said no one ever.

    • Bear OmNomNom

      But Jesse Jackson! Jesse Jackson is racist against white people, you guys! And, and, and Al Sharpton exists! And Hillz once agreed with a Black Panther about something!!1!

  • chicken thief

    That we have to hear the real truth from a furrin-er proves the breadth and scope of the influence of the empire!!!!1

  • JMP

    “the only reason the South eventually went Republican was that so many Southerners realized Republican policies created economic prosperity”

    Then why is it that the South is an economic basket case compared to the Northeast and the West Coast, which are doing much, much better without those Republican economic policies that always actually end up causing disaster?

    • Gregory Brown

      Republican economic “policy” — if that is the word — is the perfect illustration of the saying that insanity consists of doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results.

  • Tio_Doidinho

    Quick show of hands, Wonkers: How many of you are registered Democrats with Confederate flags (or decals of same) on your car?

    Well I do, but it’s “ironic”. That’s cool, right?

  • UnsaltedSinner

    So Hillary will enslave you all? Lucky devils! I learned from historian Bill O’Reilly that slavery was pretty wonderful.

  • beavertank

    So if D’Souza has realized that Jackson was an asshole, he’s now surely in favor of replacing him with Harriet Tubman (who was undoubtedly a good Republican) on the $20… right?

  • Hizzoner

    How did this ass not get himself beaten to death in prison?

    • revenant

      because his “prison” sentence was served with other soft, pudgy white-collar criminals, whose applications for membership in the Crips got lost in the mail, and the Aryan Nation just laughed in their faces

    • Parakeetist

      With votes

  • Ray in VT

    So we can agree that states-rights conservative types, most notably based in the South, were the villains in the Civil War and Reconstruction and it was the more northern-based, federal power favoring liberals were the good guys, just like it is now.

  • Bitter Scribe

    So the South went Republican because one morning, all the Southerners rolled out of bed, smacked their foreheads and said, “Gosh! I just realized that Republican policies create economic prosperity!”

    Sneering about “Democratic politicians and vulnerable young women” is rich coming from a guy who introduced a woman as his “fiancee” while he was married to someone else, serving as the president of a Christian school.

  • Which party believes that blacks are ignorant dupes, too stupid to see through the racists who keep them on the plantation by supporting their lazy, irresponsible lifestyle?

    • MrRightWingDave

      The DNC.

      • That’s not where I heard it. Own your right wing “ideas.” “Star Parker’s Uncle Sam’s Plantation, Deneen Borelli’s Backlash: How Obama and the Left Are Driving Americans to the Government Plantation, remarks by Michelle Malkin (“a textbook example of plantation progressivism”) or Ann Coulter (“Democrats seem to have decided blacks are safely on the plantation”), Rush Limbaugh (“The libs run a plantation”).”
        http://www.nationalreview.com/article/354265/plantation-theory-kevin-d-williamson

        • MrRightWingDave

          Excellent resources, thank you! By “C” in DNC in my previous post, I meant committee, not convention. Keep up the good fight to tell the TRUTH. Seems folks here would rather stick their heads in the sand than pick up a history book and learn something.

    • Skadi

      That reminds me of the story Molly Ivins used to tell about Mickey Leland, a state legislator from Houston (and later Congressman):

      “During the 1975 speaker’s race, members of the Black Caucus made a shrewd political play–they deserted the liberal-labor candidate and threw their support to Billy Wayne Clayton, a West Texas redneck, in exchange for some major committee chairmanships and heavy clout. Leland came out of the meeting with Clayton waving a tiny Confederate flag and announced, ‘We done sold de plantation.'”

  • david spikes

    dinesh in one of his many works of intellectual excellences discovered that slavery was good because otherwise de white folks would have treated de coloreds badly. Thanks big D, American history we never knew.

  • Bren

    I really can’t wait for Melania’s America that he’ll start crayoning the script out for somewhere around the second week in November when the Trumpanzee loses. Dinesh D Louza will reveal all about how President Bill let her into the country to ensnare the Donald into marriage. Worked tirelessly on him using her secret titty weapons to get him to run against Hillary and lose spectacularly so she would be Murica’s first wimminz President. Dinesh will reveal that Melania was so successful the Donald never got around to the incest family values with Ivanka that real Republicans love so much.

    • Gregory Brown

      Works for me.

    • Captain Kraut

      Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • Ray in VT

    This guy went to Dartmouth. This sort of “Democrats now are bad because Democrats in 1861 were secessionist slaver owners and before the Civil Rights Movement supported segregation” has to be him just selling that talking points to the ignorant and the rubes, right? He can’t believe this stuff, can he?

    • Parakeetist

      He can.

      • Roadstergal

        Dr Jill seems to believe that vaccines aren’t safe, that WiFi muddles your brain, and in some strangely arbitrary divisions of agriculture. You can be well-educated and believe some wacky stuff.

        • Teto85

          Dr. Ben Carson makes her look sane.

  • Iam Reading

    Lock HIM up, again.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    But just suggest that maybe we shouldn’t have Andrew Jackson on the 20 anymore and they all go apeshit.

    • clubseal

      Only because the suggestion was to replace him with a woman. With dark skin.

  • It’s like history written with derpning.

  • Jared James

    He gave up a lucrative sinecure as a private-college president for a career doing this?

    They should send him back to prison until he learns better.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Poor D’Souza,
    He still hasn’t realized he is from the wrong caste to enter the GOP inner circle. Is he still dating the fiancé he picked up prior to his divorce? A half-way house can change a man.

    • Gregory Brown

      It sure can, just ask prison authority Ben Carson.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Now that’s funny. Good on you.

  • crawdaddy

    Dumb ass thought he was a member of the club that never seems to do time. This dumbass is blaming Obama who didn’t even know who he was until his prosecution got some ink. He did it. He ackwoledged it and should have done the time quietly.

  • Bear OmNomNom

    A Souza march that should have been written: “The Stripes and Bars Forever”.

    • Gregory Brown

      Actually you could just use the real name for the flag: “The Stars and Bars Forever.”

      • Bear OmNomNom

        I was going for the prison angle… but the Confederacy definitely works, too. RWNJs, the gift that keeps on giving!!

  • aychrist

    I know this is just a drop in the ocean of how stupid all of this is, but he lives in California where he can definitely still vote as long as he isn’t in prison or on parole.

    • doktorzoom

      He’s still going to be on probation until 2019

      • aychrist

        That’s fine, you can vote while on probation. Parole is different, it’s basically an extension of your prison sentence outside of prison walls.

        But again, this is like the least dumb thing he’s ever said. Bless you for watching this crap.

  • m3bosha

    So if Hillz is bad because she stuck by her hubbs after cheating, then his wife is good for dumping his ass after he cheated? I’m just not sure how this works. Or mayhaps he’s not sure how this works…

  • Ducksworthy

    So this is the real American History X.

    • you_know_it

      If by “X” you mean “X-Files”, then yes.

  • Dolmance

    The Hindi Dick Morris.

    • kaydenpat

      I thought he was a Rightwing Christian.

      • CATMAN

        even worse, Catholic!

      • Dolmance

        Heritage wise, he’s Hindi. I don’t know how else to express it.

        • Steve Ford

          “Hindi”? You DO realize that’s a LANGUAGE?

          • Dolmance

            Actually, it’s a lot of languages, and a religion.

            I don’t know. I can’t even remember writing the post. So sue me.

            http://www.yourdictionary.com/hindi

          • Dolmance

            I just looked at your history. It’s one temper tantrum after another, going off on anyone and everyone. My God. How can you stand it?

          • Steve Ford

            Well… if you HAD looked at my “HISTORY” you would see that most of my “TANTRUMS” are aimed at BIGOTTED SCHMUCKS who mouth off without having a CLUE WTF they’re talking about… but SURE… you tell yourself you “WON” our little confrontation… And for the record Dinesh D’Souza makes me want to VOMIT continually for a MONTH…

          • Dolmance

            You write in spittle soaked capitals, bitch.

          • Steve Ford

            And you act like a little girl just having her first PERIOD… your POINT???

          • Dolmance

            Oh, Steve, your history is full of exactly this kind of invective, and just like I went through with you. It’s your default behavior, and I assure you, you aren’t impressing anyone around here.

            You’re just going to get banned, for typically boring troll like behavior. I hope you know that.

          • Dolmance

            Is that you, Donald?

        • Steve Ford

          Heritage wise he’s INDIAN moron… And that doesn’t mean he’s Hind(u)! Learn what you’re SPEWING about before opening your SUCKHOLE… It’s PITIFUL!

          • Dolmance

            Jesus, what are you getting so pissed off for?

            You need to get yourself a Thunder Shirt and calm down.

            You must be visiting from somewhere awful. People here don’t normally have Explosive Temperament Disorder.

      • WampusKat
  • MikeyArmstrong

    Sorry, Dinesh. Thanks to Trump, your shtick has died.

    • kaydenpat

      True. Trump is losing support from his own Party almost every week.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        A winning Paul Ryan still wimped out over tonight.

        Last nail, meet the coffin.

  • harryr

    His defence in his trial reminds me of Graham in Corry “It were only a little fire”

  • Invidosa

    So, ok, this is one of those things that I kinda want to watch (even though Brad Jones, aka the cinema snob http://www.thecinemasnob.com walked out halfway through) and if it was free on Amazon prime or Hulu etc. I would want to watch. But I don’t want any of my online services to KNOW I’d watch! I can’t even imagine what kind of bullshit they would start adding to my recommendations!!

    • This is pretty much the only time I’d ever endorse torrenting.

  • chapka

    I wonder if these “Did you know Dems are the real racists?” trolls also believe that the Republican party is defined by its policy positions of the 1860s and 1870s? You know, like total federal control of state policymaking, enforced by the U.S. military. Because that doesn’t really seem like the sort of thing the Party of Agenda 21 Will Kill Our Freedoms would be down with.

    • kaydenpat

      That “Dems are the real racists” argument falls flat against a Party which elected the first Black President and which displayed its racial diversity at its Convention a few weeks ago,

      There were only 18 Black delegates at the RNC.

      • Steven Butterbaugh

        Democrats are communists/socialists these days. That’s slavery of a different order than one based on race.

        • Karen Husted

          Is that sarcasm? Because it’s so dumb it seems to be, but it’s difficult to tell sometimes.

        • you_know_it

          Troll much ??

          • Paul Ruggiero

            Not about being a Troll, but trying to set the record straight. There is so much crap said about Hilary that is MADE UP.

          • you_know_it

            Yes, I agree. I think you’ve misread the comment thread here.

        • kaydenpat

          Nonsense. But I expect that from someone who supports Trump and the racist Republican Party.

          • Paul Ruggiero

            Completely agree. Any supporter of Trump is both nuts and a racist. Period.

        • Paul Ruggiero

          This is not true. You distort reality. I thought you were an Objectivist?? Hilary is backed by more CEOs than Trump. They specifically discuss that she is pro-innovation and Trump will kill it. She is for free-trade, opportunity, and a meritocracy – NOT an oligarchy. I have no clue why you would support Trump, a guy who admires Putin, a f**king dictator. Either you are incredibly racist or bat-sh** crazy.

  • Vegan and Tiara

    I posted this a couple of days ago, but since it’s relevant I’ll post it again. If you scroll down, there are critic’s reviews (“not even effective propaganda”) and fan reviews (I used to be a Democrat, before I saw this movie!!!! BENGHAZI!!!!), and they are all pretty entertaining.
    http://www.fandango.com/hillarysamerica:thesecrethistoryofthedemocraticparty_193778/movieoverview

    • kaydenpat

      I’m sure this movie was only watched by Trump supporters as I cannot see any sensible person subjecting themselves to such nonsense by choice.

  • kaydenpat

    Convicted felon says what now?

  • CATMAN

    Dinesh D’Souza is a bottomless well of sleaze–watch this short video as Christopher Hitchens give Dinesh an ass-kicking that must hurt unto today

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk4XYEHTwKU

  • Blerg

    Thanks Dok, for making the ultimate sacrifice: subjecting yourself to the idiocy of Dinesh D’Souza. You are a brave man.

  • pixeloid

    “What is it about Democratic politicians and vulnerable young women?”

    Gee, I don’t know. What is it about Republican politicians molesting little boys?

  • easterly44

    Saw the movie and it was a true documentary. I went home and researched it. Most of the comments are critical of D’Souza. I think he’s brilliant. Out of all the comments made, how many went to actually see the picture? Being uniformed is as bad a voting for someone who has nice hair. I learned: KKK was started by a democrat. To the author of this article: You must have been asleep when D’Souza said he was sent to prison for giving $20,000 to straw donors.

    • Ray in VT

      You are aware that throughout the late 19th and into the early 20th century the Democrats were the conservative, southern-based, states rights party while the Republicans were the more liberal, northern-based party and it favored greater Federal power, right?

      • you_know_it

        You are aware that it’s the 21st century, aren’t you…

        • Ray in VT

          Which is just the sort of question that I would ask of D’Souza and the author of the post to which I responded.

      • easterly44

        The democrats, under Andrew Jackson, reneged on the American Indian treaty, believed in slavery, lynchings, immigration control,etc. to entitlements to keep control.

    • Jack Taylor

      The Republicans started the KKK back when they were Democrats. You do understand that Dems were racist and Republicans were the progressives in those days, right? The Dems have been progressive at least since 1932. It doesn’t matter what the names are, what matters is what they do. And the Dems have been fighting for equality, civil rights, the middle class, and against racism, while the Republicans have been trying to stop them. I don’t care if the two parties call themselves Polkadots and Lollypops, I’m going with the one that’s for fairness and inclusion of all americans, not the white supremacists.

    • NorthLeft

      e44, What do you have against people being uniformed? EH? What kind of American are you to equate being uniformed with voting for someone based on their appearance?
      I suspect you are another of Putin’s plants trying to swing the election to one of his stooges [Der Donald or Dr Stein].

      • easterly44

        I have nothing against uniforms. In fact, I think Hillary would look good in a orange one.

        • Jena-Auerstedt

          I think you’ve wandered into the wrong salon, Sweetums. WND and DeadBreitbart.com are over their and are just dying (literally, in the latter case) for more of your incisive witticisms.

    • OppressedMass

      How can you keep a straight face? This is a joke right?

      • easterly44

        No its not a joke. If you really cared about the future of the US, you would do some research to educate yourself to enable choosing the best possible candidate for president instead of trying to draw me into your sarcasm.

    • WampusKat
    • jmhm

      Strictly speaking, Nathan Bedford Forrest was a citizen of a sad, pathetic, failed, defeated enemy nation.

  • Peggy

    Jesus H. Christ! How many more lunatics are crawling out from under their rocks? D’Souza is just another one. He is like Coulter………….he caters to the crazies of this country for the almighty dollar. Him and his ilk have replaced the “snake oil salesman” of yesterday.

  • Teto85

    Thank you very much for making the point that many seem to forget, it’s not just Dinesh D’Souza, but Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza.

  • NorthLeft

    I watched just over thirty seconds of the trailer before stopping it and applying ammonia to my eyeballs and ears. How anyone besides a RWNJ could sit through the entire movie is beyond me.
    Dinesh D’Souza will soon be the poster boy of the failure of the US penal system to rehabilitate it’s inmates. Gawd. is he a loathsome twit.

  • you_know_it

    D’Sleaza is such a thoroughly intellectually bankrupt individual, not to mention dishonest. Are there no depths to which this weasel will sink ?

    Guess we’ll find out, in his next “documentary”..

  • ibwilliamsi

    I was in Costco today turning all copies of the reissue of this trash over and covering them with other books. It’s my civic duty.

    • Lita Michelle

      Are u a book burner too? It’s always the open minded left killing freedom of speech. If someone has a different opinion or wishes to share information you don’t like, label it hate speech so they can be shut down. Very short sighted and dangerous. It might be your voice being silenced one day.

      • jmhm

        Nobody burns books anymore. After the wingnut welfare folks buy enough bulk copies to move the needle – judging from the initial print run, about 250 – they’ll be pulped. At least, all but the ten they need to give away with Town Hall subscriptions, but I’m sure there’s a branded POD version for that.

      • ibwilliamsi

        You are confused. If someone wants to see the book they can rummage through the piles as they always do, and as I always do. FWIW, that garbage was buried at the back anyway.

        You live in a scary world inside your mind. Turning over a book proven to be full of lies so the obnoxious cover doesn’t show is hardly going to take down our nation. Grow up.

    • doktorzoom

      That’s kind of a waste of time, and just gives numpties like Lita below an excuse to feel persecuted. The biggest effect you’re having is creating more work for the drones at Costco.

      Who, because their company is run by a liberal, are well-paid, have benefits, and are unionized. But are still probably not thrilled by adolescent pranks.

      • ibwilliamsi

        Oh, I don’t know. Hubby is a contract worker for an extremely large corporation. He loves his work, and when he’s having a good day and things are running smoothly he tells me all of the things he did that went well. And when things are not running smoothly, I ask him if anything is broken so that they still need him to come to work. We get a grin out of it.

        There are people at Costco whose only job is to fold shirts and pants, or “face” books. I gave them ten more minutes on their time card at a living wage. I did them a service.

  • Steve Mayhem

    I’m afraid we’re losing the war against stoopid:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZvwty-dseM

  • Mr Sincere

    That settles it. I’m voting for John Quincy Adams!

  • Bryan Beecroft

    Chinless chipmunk-becheeked common felon Dinesh “Thad” D’Souza has fucking lost whatever dull-ass edge he had, if ever. I imagine His Smarmyness, glass of blush wine in hand, and the thought bubble reads “Fuck. My thought things are too brilliant to be popular. HOW DUMB CAN I MAKE IT”. Now we have before us this solid-gold blue-ribbon state-fair-winning glimpse into to what depths a miserable bastard will sink to maintain some semblance of relevancy (though I must say, stellar production values….kudos D)

  • motmelere

    An FB friend shared that page with me & I thought I was replying to him instead of the wingnut flying monkey brigade. Holy shit, the hard derp fell for days. My favorite was the dude who scolded me as a simpleton for not realizing how much Obama’s universal healthcare cost hard working Americans; I was too bored to reply at the time.

    • WampusKat

      I’m never too bored :)

  • WampusKat

    Dinesh D’Souza’s “Hillary’s America” sounds oddly like his “Obama’s America”… LOL,

    Here, have some S’Souza/InfoWars infotainment:
    http://www.dineshdsouza.com/books/obamas-america/

    See, whenever my wingnut in-laws come up with the latest tin foil hat conspiracy theory or bullshit talking point, I yank out my puter and show them where on Alex Jones’ website one will find the latest stupidity… then I make them watch his Lizard People Control the World episode… over which I cannot keep a straight face. I’m not sure how much longer they can hold out :)

  • Sam Hain

    You can’t make this shit up…but Douce D’Salsa can.

  • jim NY

    Turning angry wingnuts Uncles emails in to a movie! Your anger obvious and a movie nobody would show up too!
    Why don’t you educate yourself on the history of the country you sponge off?

    • LadyLaz

      If you mean Dok, he is educated on the history of this country, which is why he knows it’s history did not stop in 1964.

      • jim NY

        Dok doesn’t know squat…just like you.

        • jmhm

          Nah. Squat is more a Republican area.

          • jim NY

            The lack of history is neither a Democrat or a Republican issue. It’s an American issue. It should be understood by everyone. Your remark leads me to believe you lack the knowledge needed to be an informed citizen.

          • jmhm

            To a fine upstate boy like you, I’m sure it does. Just be grateful I’m well enough educated to pay for your infrastructure and your children’s schools.

          • jim NY

            You claim to be educated…just ask you? If you live in the communist zone (NYC,) and vote for all the communist for office…and you don’t know who pays all the taxes….your education is questionable.

          • jmhm

            No, I live in the capitalist zone, and I pay your bills.

            You’re welcome.

          • jim NY

            You rent and don’t pay taxes for starters. You voted for a communist Governor, and Mayor. You wouldn’t know what capitalism was if it bit you in the ass!
            You better look up who pays the highest property tax rate in the USA. Like I said before, education is a loose term for you!

          • jmhm

            I understand. It’s sometimes difficult to accept the largesse of generous neighbors, but we genuinely don’t begrudge you the support.

          • jim NY

            It’s always obvious when “trying” to communicate with the under-educated. They never have any facts and don’t like the truth.
            Enjoy the money for the free ride you are on at working peoples expense.
            Have a nice day.

          • jmhm
          • jim NY

            When some is educated on capitalism, free markets and communist governments they would understand the devastation from its policies. NY policies come from the communist hell hole you live and (maybe) vote in. Examples are NY, Illinois, Michigan all democrat run into the ground Educated people wouldn’t vote for the party who sides with the communists’ of the world.
            http://www.ppinys.org/reports/2004/upstate_taxes04.pdf

            Unfortunately, a detailed examination of the

            numbers shows that Upstate’s businesses and

            taxpayers are paying state

            and local taxes that are about

            $5 billion to $6 billion a year

            higher than they would be if

            they were living in, say,

            Ohio. And that’s more than

            enough to impose a

            significant drag on the

            region’s economy—one

            reason Upstate’s job growth has lagged behind

            competing states’ for so long.

            According to the latest available tax data analyzed

            by the Public Policy Institute, state income taxes per

            capita in Upstate New York are about 22 percent higher

            than the national average—meaning Upstaters are

            paying about $800 million a year above the norm.

            But the disparity in local taxes is even higher.

            Property taxes per capita Upstate are about 55 percent

            above the national average (and compared to Ohio,

            say)—a total of over $3 billion above the norm. And

            local sales taxes Upstate are double the national

            average—costing Upstaters another $1.3 billion a year.

            Taxes are higher because spending is higher—obviously. Two aspects of

            government spending Upstate particularly stand out:

            1. Upstate local governments have a total of some 93,500 more employees

            than they would have if we matched the national average ratio of local

            government workers to population—an excess of more than 25 percent.

            This, alone, costs Upstate taxpayers more than $4 billion extra a year.

            2. And New York’s Medicaid program costs Upstate taxpayers about

            $1 billion more a year in state and local taxes than it would if it matched

            the national average per recipient.

            This problem of high spending and high taxes cannot be tackled without

            action both in Albany and at the local level. Downsizing local governments will

            require serious and difficult initiatives at the local level—perhaps including

            significant consolidation of governmental structures, or at least of certain services.

            Albany, meanwhile, must reform its “mandates”—the state rules that help drive

            up so many costs at the local level—from Medicaid to collective bargaining to the

            restraints on governmental consolidation, downsizing and/or privatization.

          • jmhm

            Ah. So you know you’re a beggar. And I guess you’re not going to educate the kids after all, are you, because then they’ll get that.

            That’s sad.

          • jim NY

            What I know is progressive communism is the death of NY and any other town, city, state, country or providence that accepts its standards. Today, in Venezuela eggs are $126.00/doz. and Barilla Pasta is $240.00 a box.
            Progressive NYC politicians have taken NY from 45 Representatives down to 27, and next year 26, because 1600 per day leave NY.
            The dumbing down of the kids in schools is the vehicle to slavery and control and any loss of 2nd amendment rights will further deteriorate freedom in America.
            What I do know, you’re short of any experience or knowledge to understand these issues.
            You suck the life out of the freedom you were gifted and are willing to sell your soul so big brother will take care of you. What you’re not capable of seeing and obviously lack in historical knowledge is they will one day come for you.
            If you have a kid, that’s the gift you want to leave them?

          • jmhm

            Boring ignorant troll is boring. Say hi to Felicia, and enjoy our money. You haven’t earned it.

          • jim NY

            I always enjoy the darkness from those who have no argument. It’s what the elites relish. Who would they be able to rule otherwise?
            The Founders would be disappointed in your stance.

          • Leliel

            It’s really too bad you can’t find the darkness due to the projector light banishing it.

          • jim NY
      • LadyLaz

        Ah, so you do think the political history of our country stopped in 1964?

        Strange, all those minorities flocking to the oh so racist Democrat party… so racist that the party elected the first black president…

        I guess those poor minorities are too stupid to know what’s good for them, huh? They need you, out there, on the interwebz, telling them what to do….

        Or maybe, they are smart enough to ask the real question: “what have you done lately….”

    • jmhm

      So that would be northern New York, way to the west, would it, Jim?

  • LadyLaz

    Every time d’Souza makes me angry, I watch him get his rear handed to him by the immortal Hitchens

  • Jacksor Quinten

    BRAVO DINESH…. BRAVO… I just came back from my local theater… who was fortunate enough to be showing this BRILLIANT MASTERPIECE… I can not give it enough stars or thumbs up….he hit the nail on EVERY head here… in the theater is the BEST way to see this in my opinion…. and I will surely be purchasing a blu ray when you release this… I think they should be showing this straight thru to the election…. EVERYONE needs to go see the TRUTH here… I give it my highest recommendation… Incredible workmanship put into this fine fine documentary… God Bless Dinesh and the USA….

    • jmhm

      Nah. The classic of the genre is the wingnut stroke fantasy about George Washington having an epiphany while fighting injuns about the evils of the capital gains tax which inspired him to win Valley Forge single-handed and how his wife was hot in an extremely caucasian way and knew her place also too that they show in the visitor center at Mt Vernon, right near where the slaves used to live and the weedy box hedges in the shape of printer’s dingbats and the gift shop.

      Really, you should buy a copy.

  • damikes

    this was an awesome movie! be very suspect of left wingers who order you not to see it. It will open your eyes to the impending disaster of Hillary’s presidency. Go while it’s still playing.

    • jmhm

      Seems like if they have to get all the way to the theater that’s not too likely.

  • Lita Michelle

    Part of me wants Hillary to win just so when the country goes down in the flames of corruption and you’re all on your prayer mats every hour due to undocumented flow of extremists and favors due for cash paid, except the homosexuals, they’ll be thrown off buildings, I’ll be able to say, see, we weren’t the enemy and told ya so! You could have had jobs and prosperity but chose losing all your freedoms and serving a crooked dictator. Congratulations – u lost.

    • jmhm

      You’re absolutely right. When we’re running under eastern orthodox rules teh gai are going to have such a good time.

      • Stulexington

        Dare I say: a gay old time?

        • jmhm

          Probably not old.

  • thenearesthippie

    Shorter trolls:

  • weelittlepeople

    Anyone who bases their vote on a so called movie put out by a convict, well you get what you pay for. It’s funny seeing the desperation coming from the right – all their gerrymandering, all their lies and deceit are being exposed and there’s no where to run.

  • I have one.

    Jesus, I hope you got a fat bonus for having to sit through that shitshow. Or at least a sick day & a vomit bucket.

  • Looked at the Fandango site fan reviews of D’Pantsed D’Luded.

    A very enthusiastic fan was complaining that Roger Ebert reviewed the film poorly…

    WE’RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE!@!

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