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Happier Days.
Happier Days.

Scott Baio, that sad washed-up husk of a man, is talking again, but this time he isn’t talking about how he has a picture of a black guy in his wallet. Nor is he reflecting on the time he really stucked it to the liberals good by making Starbucks baristas write “Trump” on his coffee cups. No, he’s speaking of his dumb speech at the RNC, yet another performance for which he will receive no awards or acclaim.

Talking to The Hollywood Reporter, Baio has a message for dumb Americans who think he’s a loser because he’s so gay for Trump — HE DOESN’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, and SHUT UP SO MUCH:

I don’t care. I genuinely, in my heart, do not care if I ever work again. I don’t care. I’m comfortable and I’ve got a great life, but If I don’t have a country that is recognizable to me, I’ve got nothing.

He probably can’t recognize America because all those black people are clouding his view. Anyway, we’re glad he doesn’t care if he works again, because we’re pretty sure Nobody Loves Chachi no more, and even fewer people have any desire for Charles to be In Charge of them.

The rest of the interview is a burlesque ride of wrongstupid. Like this, about how Donald Trump’s abuse of the Khan family is nothing compared to that ogre email criminal Hillary Clinton:

Well, let’s put that up against someone who should be indicted, according to James Comey, the FBI director.

James Comey did not say that. He said the exact opposite of that. It’s possible Scott Baio, on top of Bad At Acting, doesn’t know how to read.

He also gets taken in by easily disproven Donald Trump campaign ads:

Hillary Clinton just said she was going to raise taxes on the middle class and the crowd cheered.

NOPE.

Baio says Trump will win because of “the silent majority,” who are tired of “this crap”:

The world is on fire. Nothing in this country is going in the right direction. They say Trump’s temperament is bad, and my response is, “Well, let’s see. Obamacare is a disaster. Immigration is a complete mess. People are coming here illegally from Muslim countries that want to kill us, the economy’s in the toilet and 95 million people are out of work. ISIS is cutting the heads off of people but Hillary and Obama’s temperament is great, so I’m happy about that.” You need to write sarcasm next to the sentence.

Scott Baio told interviewer to note his brilliant sarcasm, because he’s not good enough at acting to convey that emotion with his words.

Baio reiterates a few times that he doesn’t care if he loses his career, for being one of those weird people who fantasizes about Donald Trump’s tiny hands on the nuke buttons:

I actually have two things I’m working on and, honest to God, people don’t believe me. I genuinely do not care. If I can get my country back to where I think it can be and my career suffers, I win.

Scott Baio will sacrifice his “career” for America. And you might think it hurts Scott Baio in his feelings when people make fun of him, but it doesn’t. YOU PROBABLY ARE THE ONE WITH FEELINGS:

[T]hese people think it bothers me. It doesn’t bother me. It’s laughable.

“HA HA HA,” he added, demonstrating a human laugh.

[I]’m from Brooklyn, and at a certain point you know who you are. […] So when I know who I am, you can’t insult me and you can’t diminish me — you can’t do anything to me because I don’t care. It just doesn’t hit me.

TAKE THAT. Keep trying to make Scott Baio sad if you want, but you’ll die trying, because Scott Baio is never sad.

And he says it’s OK that he’s all alone in Hollywood as a conservative, because he figured out why all the other actors are liberals and he is a dumbshit — it’s because he is a bad actor who, again, doesn’t experience emotions:

There are two kinds of actors, those who are very serious about their craft and they feel for the character, they feel for the downtrodden, they empathize. And then there are actors who do it for a living, like me and others, who just see it as a business. It’s not all-consuming. So the first actor deals with emotion, and that’s what Democrats deal with — emotion. […]

It’s just, “Oh, I feel so bad for the poor,” whereas a conservative actor says, “So you feel bad for the poor? Let’s fix it. Let’s get them a job.” And if you say that, you’re racist. I don’t think liberals want to fix anything; they just want to keep throwing money at problems. And I think that’s the difference. Like Leo DiCaprio and them guys, they’re all emotional about the Earth. Global warming is a bunch of BS, and he’s like, “Oh, the Earth and the polar bears.” I’m like, “They’re fine, man.”

Scott Baio doesn’t go in for faggy Leonardo DiCaprio bullshit like “polar bears” or “emotions,” and he definitely doesn’t waste his time trying to be a serious actor. PFFFFFFT, Leo DiCaprio with his “Oscar” and and the way people “respect” him. Scott Baio would rather cash in his “Happy Days” residuals checks like a common welfare queen, we guess.

Oh, and he sees a DOUBLE LIBERAL STANDARD, because what about all those Demon-crat celebrities who talk about their opinions, like Bruce Springsteen? Are they working on two things right now, like Scott Baio is? Probably not, because Scott Baio hasn’t heard about it.

Springsteen, of course, has a record and an autobiography coming out in September, which by our count is “two things,” but don’t tell Scott Baio that, he can’t hear you, LALALALALALALALALALA.

[The Hollywood Reporter]

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  • Villago Delenda Est

    Gee, Scott, it’s really funny. I don’t care what you think, so why don’t you shut up, ummkay?

    • OddMan

      Yeah you are right, none of us care about Scott.

  • TeeRaak
  • Toomush_Infer

    Let’s all figuratively pee on Scott Baio! It won’t do anything, he won’t care, he said so – and, it’ll be fun!…

  • BearGHAZI

    I wish I was from Brooklyn, so that I would know who I am. At some point.

  • arglebargle

    How stupid can one man be? Scott Baio stupid, that’s how much.

    • Groundloop

      None more stupid.

      Aww, heckfire! Who are we kidding? It’s only a matter of time until someone else pops up to challenge Ex-Chachi for the Lord of the Idiots crown.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Hollywood stupid, yes. But you can’t just wrest the crown off the head of Louie Gohmert, the world-renowned Yardstick of Stupid, like that! We need a Stupid-Off.

  • chazmanr

    Who knew that Chachi had a crystal ball? He sacrificed his career long before Trump even attended the WHCD in 2011. Yet, he just knew that some day, that sacrifice would bring us President Trump.

  • beavertank

    I believe Scott Baio may be a rare, living example of fractal wrongness. No matter how closely or how remotely you examine any portion of him or his worldview he is still completely and unbelievably wrong.

    • GoutMachine

      He may also disprove quantum mechanics, because I believe that in all possible universes, Scott Baio is still a giant douchecanoe.

  • Daisy

    Good, because Scott Baio is a terrible actor. I still haven’t forgiven him or Nickelodeon for “See Dad Run”.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      He’s competing with Pauly Shore for the “worst actor currently holding an Actors’ Guild card.

      • natoslug

        I haven’t heard anything from Pauly (or any of the fourth-rate Baldwin clones, for that matter) lately, so Scott’s in the lead as far as I am concerned.

  • BearGHAZI

    I’m still Gay-o for Baio

  • natoslug

    You and I agree on one thing, Scotty — neither of us care if you ever work again. I’m sure an actually funny actor can play Bob Loblaw in your place, assuming there is ever an “Arrested Development” movie.

  • Daisy

    Also Scott Baio, Leonardo DiCaprio is both a better person and a better actor than you will ever be-not that it’s difficult.

    • OddMan

      My old dog Rusty was a better actor, he could totally fool you after stealing some bacon off the dining room table with that sad eyed “Who me” look and a tail wag.

      • Daisy

        Aww, he sounds like he was adorable!

        • OddMan

          Thanks Daisy, I miss him every day, we just lost him in February.
          Damn onions.

          • Daisy

            *hugs*

  • natoslug

    Scottie and Trump, sittin’ in a tree . . .

    • memzilla

      F-A-I-L-I-N-G.

  • Joe Beese

    Maybe he doesn’t care but I was really hoping for a Zapped sequel. The premise is that he married his girlfriend from the original Zapped and they had a son and now the son has telekinetic powers with side-splitting – not to mention blouse-splitting! – results. You could call it Zapped: The Next Generation, or Zapped 2: Zap Harder, or Zapped II: The Zappening. Willie Aames has found Jesus since then (no, seriously – he was Bibleman and everything) so I’m sure he wouldn’t return. But maybe Heather Thomas would come back as a snooty PTA member who gets her wardrobe-malfunction comeuppance. That would be some sweeeet fan service.

    So ixnay on the Umptray, Scott. You have your fans to consider.

    • AngryKatie

      If I’m not mistaken sequels are required to be Electric Boogaloos, so Zapped 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    • tomamitai

      Just don’t call it Zapatista, or Trump will try to build a wall around it.

      • lroom

        Build the dang wall!

    • Celtic_Gnome

      If you think it might sway Scott, my Dad’s got an old barn we can use.

  • Oneofthebobs

    What a very Trump-like excuse; Scott, your political views are not the thing that is damaging your career.

  • memzilla

    Chachi McHasbeen is as good an intellectual as he is an actor.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Maybe slightly better…

  • Señor Skwerl

    I don’t care. I genuinely, in my heart, do not care if I ever work again. I don’t care.

    Well, you were passes over for Zapped Again! and we were not expecting you to be in the reboot: Zapped Threepeated — starring a woman in your role just to piss off the MRAs.

    http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BYjQ2ODZhYTAtYWI1MC00ZjExLWFhZTMtNGE0MWNkZjA2N2E3XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTEwODg2MDY@._V1_.jpg

  • Sardonicuss

    Proof the Trump delusional virus is now contagious: Scott Baio thinks he had a career to lose.

    • Crystalclear12

      Sad.

    • OddMan

      “Please clap.”

    • goonemeritus

      With 4% unemployment there must be a service job looking for just such a candidate

      • Incoming Ham

        He is un-hire-able. Every customer would say “Aren’t you Chachi/Charles in Charge?” 20 minutes would be wasted by him explaining that and another 20 minutes wasted by him lecturing the customer about conservative values. A large chain restaurant would turn 2 tops a night and go out of business in a week.

  • AngryKatie

    I never liked Chachi and always thought Joanie deserved better.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Last I heard, Joanie wasn’t doing too well herself. Broke and living in a trailer, I believe.

      • AngryKatie

        Of course I had to google that.

        Yes, had been homeless, supposedly now living with her husband and mother-in-law in a trailer in Indiana.

  • Allen Jordan

    You know, I think we’ve heard this stuff before. Wasn’t there a D-lister or two who claimed that Obama was keeping them from working?

  • Indiepalin

    Often, an actor’s greatest work goes unappreciated during his lifetime. Such is the fate of Scott Baio and his groundbreaking work on Diagnosis: Murder.

  • Spotts1701

    [T]hese people think it bothers me. It doesn’t bother me. It’s laughable.

    For someone who isn’t “bothered” by the things people are saying about you, you sure seem to be saying a lot of words about what they are saying about you. Just an observation, Scott.

  • Callyson

    Obamacare is a disaster. Immigration is a complete mess. People are coming here illegally from Muslim countries that want to kill us, the economy’s in the toilet and 95 million people are out of work. ISIS is cutting the heads off of people

    Ignore for a moment the mix of false statements and exaggerations in this statement: in what way would electing a hothead help our nation deal with any of those issues?

    No wonder Joanie got over this asshole…

    • Oblios_Cap

      “To the Thunderdome!”

  • Oblios_Cap

    I seem to recall that “Joanie Loves Chachi” was once said to mean something different in Korean. I think the real Korean word for penis was “Baio”.

    http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/joanie.asp

    • AngryKatie

      My favorite part of that was learning that The A Team killed Joanie Loves Chachi.

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        How? Their aim was so bad they couldn’t hit anything with their machine guns.

        • Jonny On Maui

          Tire seeking bullets…

        • AngryKatie

          My guess is that Mr. T scared it to death merely by existing in the same time slot.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Interestingly enough, M*A*S*H wasn’t ever on AFKN (Armed Forces Korea Network) because the Korean government felt it was disrespectful of Korea and Koreans. They also were not happy when AFKN aired news reports from stateside of demonstrations in Seoul, which could not be found on the Korean networks.

      • Oblios_Cap

        America supporting an undemocratic regime?!? Color me shocked!

  • SayItWithWookies

    Scott Baio doesn’t care if nobody hires him — and he’s going to keep on saying that, because this is the most publicity he’s had in thirty years.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    “Who?”
    – Leo DiCaprio and every other working actor.

  • baconzgood

    “I don’t care. I genuinely, in my heart, do not care if I ever work again.” I don’t remember him working since the 80s.

    • natoslug

      I wouldn’t call that working, so much as standing around saying lines and trying to approximate human expressions. Or were you referring to backseat and behind the dumpster jobs?

    • OneYieldRegular

      What a nice thing to say to all those people desperate just to have a job.

    • Groundloop

      “I don’t remember him working since the 80s.”

      It’s cuzza all them illegal immigants terkin’ are actin’ jerbs!! Use to be you wanted a Messican Sheriff you’d just slap some face paint on ole’ Chuck Heston! No thing makes no sense no more dammit!

  • timpundit

    Even Branson, Missouri pretends they aren’t home when Scott calls.

  • ManchuCandidate

    New guy in the neighborhood
    Lives downtown and it’s understood.
    He’s there just to take good care of Scott,
    Like he’s one of the family.

    Donald in Charge
    Of more wars and more fights
    Donald in Charge
    Full our wrongs and of frights

    And Scott sings, Scott blogs,
    Scott wants Donald in Charge of him.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    No wonder Scott Baio likes Trump so much- they appear to use almost identical language and sound like dozey, dopey third graders. Also, they’re both lazy and racist….

  • FDRliberal

    “Scott Baio Doesn’t Care If You Hate Him For Loving Trump, HE DOESN’T CARE, SHUT UP!!!”

    As a little kid growing up in the 70s, I was a pretty big Happy Days fan. Baio, aside from being a right-wing douche-nozzle, had a great hand in the destruction of that once fine show. I utterly detested “Chachi”. His predecessor “Spike” (below) was far more cool.

    http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/935/sf.JPG

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      He truly was the Scrappy Doo of that franchise.

      • Sardonicuss

        Scott was “Poochie”.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      Kids always destroy shows by being overexposed and teevee execs STILL never get it.

    • Señor Skwerl

      I loved “Spike”.

    • Royal Ugly Dude, Esq.

      And what ever happened to Chuck Cunningham? He suddenly disappeared and no one in the family ever spoke of him again. WHERE IS CHUCK?

      • FDRliberal

        I’m not going to look it up on Google – is “Chuck” Richie’s older brother who played basketball? He was on the show maybe a couple of times?

        • Royal Ugly Dude, Esq.

          My personal theory is he visited Sen. McCarthy’s field office in Milwaukee right before he disappeared.

        • ItsOverSteinBots

          Yes.

  • Callyson

    It’s just, “Oh, I feel so bad for the poor,” whereas a conservative actor says, “So you feel bad for the poor? Let’s fix it. Let’s get them a job.” And if you say that, you’re racist.

    Person whose political party praised job training before cutting it says what now?

    • tomamitai

      Yelling “go get a job” as you drive by homeless vets on your way to deposit residual checks doesn’t count as getting them a job.

  • freakishlystrong

    Hey Chachi? It’s not your fucking country okay?

  • Ms.MLG1979

    You know who’s smart, talented and relevant? Scott Baio, that’s who. (Sarcasm)

    • Oblios_Cap

      He’s not smart enough, not good looking enough, and, gosh darn it, nobody likes him.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    the economy’s in the toilet and 95 million people are out of work.

    …I love this talking point because they are literally counting retirees, people in college and 16 year olds living in their parents house as “unemployed”

    • ManchuCandidate

      You forgot the large “out of work actor who milked his roles to get Playmate Poontang” sector of the economy.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        He should touch bases with Ted Nugent.

        • tomamitai

          If they’re old enough for Playboy they’re too old for Ted.

          • YoBunnyBunny

            Ew.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Takers!

    • tomamitai

      Don’t they count babbies, also too?

      • Creepoman

        Donna Rose is a 47 percenter.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Get those babbies to work with their Drumpf-like hands polishing the insides of artillery shells!

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Don’t forget the early retirees, people who can now retire because they can get health insurance. Sad!

    • Señor Skwerl

      And those non-aborted babies.

  • timpundit

    Baio looks like Tony Soprano’s sister’s husband, whom she shot.

  • Scooby

    Sounds ,Ike this poor guy thinks Happy Days was a documentary.

  • Callyson

    Global warming is a bunch of BS, and he’s like, “Oh, the Earth and the polar bears.” I’m like, “They’re fine, man.”

    “Speak for yourself, asshole.”

    – Polar bears

    • Msgr_Moment

      Needs moar mauling. With votes.

    • Daisy

      Polar bears definitely don’t want Scott Baio speaking for them, anyway.

  • Ms.MLG1979

    I totally believe Scott Baio has 2 acting projects in the works. (Sarcasm)

    • tomamitai

      Has he been eaten in a Skarknado yet?

      • Ms.MLG1979

        No, but neither has Leonardo DiCaprio, so global warming is clearly a hoax.

      • AngryKatie

        I watched Sharknado 4 last night. I think they fulfilled their has been ethnic actor quotient with Adrien Zmed.

        Stacey Dash was in it though, so maybe he’ll get the call next time.

        • natoslug

          The director needed a new coke connection? I’d say it still wasn’t worth it.

          • AngryKatie

            They dropped a house on her, a la The Wizard of Oz.
            I think they just cast her to fuck with her.

    • artem1s

      I guessing he thinks his stint on Dancing With The Stars is in jeopardy now that he is in the bag for Drumpf? Is that what’s chapping his ass?

      • Ms.MLG1979

        I think it’s Faux Persecution Syndrome!

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Can’t wait to see him as “Excited Casino Winner” and “Man Frustrated At Stains”

  • baconzgood

    Doesn’t “Chachi” mean dick in korean? I heard that somewhere.

    • natoslug

      Not sure, but “Scott Baio” means throbbing pustulant asshole in American.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Whale vagina in Klingon.

      • baconzgood

        I thought that was “San Diego”?

    • mardam422

      It certainly means “douchebag” in English now.

  • timpundit

    Trump as President was the original Jumping of the Shark.

    • Msgr_Moment

      AYYYYYYY!!!!

  • Msgr_Moment

    Is our has-been/never-was actors learning?
    I think you all know the answer to that one.

  • beatbort

    Well, then, the RNC did serve some useful purpose, after all. It put this wanker out of work and it destroyed Trump’s “brand.”

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Funny how a failed child actor seems to hold a grudge against a successful one who transitioned into being a well respected adult actor. I wonder if Scott Baio has pictures of DiCaprio hanging in his ‘black room’ stuck to the walls by dried, congealed Baio blood of which he occasionally goes down and screams “YOU RUINED MY CAREER BY TAKING ALL MY PARTS!” before punching the walls until the rage subsides and his knuckles are bloody.
    Or like his hero Trump, he takes pathetic swipes at him on Twitter about what a no-talented dopey wuss of a bad actor he is.

    • natoslug

      Do Scott’s fingers reach the keys? Or does he, like Trump, have to have an assistant hold the keyboard closer for him?

  • OddMan

    For a man that “doesn’t care” Mr. Baio sure says those exact words a whole lot. From my experience I think it just might mean he does care and is ever so butthurt.
    “Ayyy”, I don’t believe ya.

  • Jeff in the desert

    Like the asswipe Rubio, why is this person talking? Does he think there is a right wing nut in Hollywood that will give him a job if he does this? Maybe Clint Eastwood?

    His description of “acting” leaves me cold. It is a business. Really? So you step onto the set say your lines, collect a paycheck. So much for the arts, which is a liberal thing anyway.

    Waste of air and time and space.

    • Daisy

      No kidding. When he talked about how he viewed acting versus liberal actors, I thought,”So that’s what you’re doing wrong, then.”

      • Jeff in the desert

        It was quite sad. Feeling emotion to do a good acting job. And Garry Marshall hired this prick?

        • SuspectedDemocrat

          “Meh, he’ll grow into the role, I’m sure.”

          • BackDoorMan

            … so, just like Drumpf! Two pea-brains in a pisspot.

  • Rick Hill

    No one needs to worry, as he will be fine. There will always be a used car lot that needs a salesman with some name draw.

    • Jeff in the desert

      Chachi’s Used Cars. “I autograph every title!”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      No one can compete with Cal Worthington and his dog, Spot!

      • Rick Hill

        Now that’s something no one has said in twenty years

      • Royal Ugly Dude, Esq.

        He will sit upon his rump
        ’til it’s time to vote for Trump
        Go see Scott Go see Scott Go see Scott

    • OddMan

      I hear there is an opening, somewhere in Vegas an old washed up boxer is retiring from his doorman job.

  • Mpeg

    That’s probably the most longwinded *shrug* I’ve ever read, Scotty, do carry on with your not caring, sir~

  • VforV, I’m with Her!

    Oh, come on, Scottie. You’re not all alone in Hollywood. There’s The Least of the Baldwins, and Larry the Cable Guy, and many such D-listers to keep you company.

    • natoslug

      James Woods and Dipshit Magoo Fred Thompson libelz!

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        Victoria Jackson, who keeps her ukulele in tune just in case she gets the call!

        • natoslug

          Throw in Dennis Miller, and you’ve got an ensemble cast for the ages. Now, if only we could find the perfect script.

          • Major_Major_Major

            I’ve been trying to find the cast for my real life version of “SAW”.
            HELLLOOOOO, serendipity.

          • CynicalOptimist

            The Day the Earth Stood Still 3

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        Fred Thompson is dead but otherwise, yep….BUSEY! BUSEY! BUSEY! and MEATLOAF because DON’T TAKE HIS FUCKING SPONGES GARY! HE’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!

        • natoslug

          Fred’s dead, baby. Fred’s dead. And the rest should follow suit. Career-wise, that is. No more of this straight-to-video bullshit.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      Don’t forget the “Golden Corral” spokesman Jeff Foxworthy….also, weird Dilbert guy Scott Adams might be sniffing Hollywood’s underwear when it takes them off and discards them.

      • Lamashtar

        Aw, Ron White ain’t bad. ..I think he’s running for president as an independent currently.

    • Lizzietish81

      Now now, there’s Clint Eastwood. He thought Scott was the pool boy. Then there’s Gary Sinise who saw Scott and immediately walked in the opposite direction. And of course Gary Oldman who kept trying to bite him.

    • AngryKatie

      D-list libelz!

    • Antonin Dvorak

      Don’t forget Kelsey Grammar and Tom Selleck. And, allegedly, Patricia Heaton, Sarah Michelle Geller, and Matt LeBlanc.

      • Vienna Woods

        However, the words out of Gellar’s mouth point straight to liberal Democrat. For example, when asked about her thoughts on the 2008 election, (Obama’s victory) she said:

        I’m thrilled, I couldn’t ask for anything better.7

        http://hollowverse.com/sarah-michelle-gellar/

      • Aquaria

        Gary Sinise and Jon Voigt are two more.

    • Alan

      Where does that duck hillbilly live?

  • Lizzietish81

    Leo narrows his eyes and asks, “do I know you? Are you the busboy?”

    • Aquaria

      “Are you the guy who works at the shop that made my Oscar?”

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Scott Baio has two projects in the works that no network will purchase or syndicate….I mean by that token, I have two acting projects in the works as well that will never see the light of day because GODDAMN LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD HATES ME FOR BEING A CONSERVATIVE TRUMP SUPPORTER!

    • TheoLib

      Never see the light of day? So I’ve been writing all those good reviews of your past work at IMDB for nothing? Bummer …

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    The polar bears are fine. Don’t believe me? Go to the zoo and see for yourself!

  • Royal Ugly Dude, Esq.

    Why do the baristas even have to ask Scott Baio his name? I thought he was a celebrity.

    • Jeff in the desert

      I thought if you wrote Trump on the cup the beans went rancid….

    • Gleem-McShinez

      “Oh you’re Donald Trump? Wow, you’re dumber in person than you look on teevee.”

    • Aquaria

      He’s so dumb he doesn’t realize how they slammed him and he wasn’t even aware of it.

  • Creepoman

    Morans love him! Erin Moran at least.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Damnit. I need to refresh moar.

      • Creepoman

        Actually, it looks like you beat me by a couple minutes. I am pouring a Coke Zero onto my keyboard for you.

        • Msgr_Moment

          I’ll just leave this here.

          • Aquaria

            I think you need a later picture. She’s gone downhill from that. Apparently has a major drinking/psychological problem.

          • Msgr_Moment

            Then I’ll prefer to remember her assets thusly.

  • Lizzietish81

    He should call up Kirk Cameran, see if he can get in on the next “Christians are persecuted” movie.

    • Daisy

      Even Kirk Cameron is like, “Who the heck is Scott Baio?”

    • Jeff in the desert

      get this guy into the movie, too

    • baconzgood

      A Kirk Cameron as Scott Baio buddy picture? Better than Sharknado 4.

      • thenearesthippie

        Howz about a remake of Brokeback Mountain with Kirk and Scott? Hahahahahahahahahaha :coughgag: I just made myself throw up in my own mouth a little.

    • Ms.MLG1979

      The GOP’s Not Dead 6-The Polar Bears Are Fine, Man.

  • NotALiar

    “Like Leo DiCaprio and them guys, they’re all emotional about the Earth. Global warming is a bunch of BS, and he’s like, “Oh, the Earth and the polar bears.” I’m like, “They’re fine, man.” this is poetry

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …geez, talk about a “passive aggressive” jealous piece of sheep shit. You can literally hear his envy of Leonardo Dicaprio’s career oozing out of his pores. His sensitivity to being ridiculed for his shitty RNC speech is eating at his soul. Most people who don’t care about what other people think never acknowledge their existence, let alone actually comment on them.

  • goonemeritus

    Exactly what country did he grow up in. What is Hilary suggesting that would be foreign to anyone of his age. I suggest in this election the Democratic candidates better represent long honored traditional American mores and beliefs. And Trumps ideology seems more like a dangerous foreign experiment that has failed spectacularly when tried in other countries.

  • OneYieldRegular

    “There are two kinds of actors, those who are very serious about their craft and they feel for the character, they feel for the downtrodden, they empathize. And then there are actors who do it for a living, like me”

    “I admit it! I’m incapable of empathy or imagination, of getting inside and trying to understand a character, I’m a mediocre hack just in it for the money, a sad, washed up, resentful opportunist who doesn’t give a shit about acting or actors or god forbid theatre, and who couldn’t tell the difference between Everybody Loves Raymond and King Lear if I got whacked over the head by Lawrence Olivierer or whatever his name was…Er, wait…I was oversharing a bit there, what I meant to say was, uh, er…GO TRUMP!”

  • Msgr_Moment

    Apparently Erin was not the only Moran on Joanie Loves Chachi.

    • Royal Ugly Dude, Esq.

      It deserves repeating: Get a brain, Moran!

  • Sardonicuss

    On the good side for Scott, Clint Eastwood has a leading role for him: Starring in the new production he is currently putting together from the game room at the nursing home.

  • Apple Scruff

    “There are two kinds of actors, those who are very serious about their craft … they empathize. And then there are actors who do it for a living, like me…”

    So he admits he feels no empathy and he thinks it’s a positive personality trait. At least he’s honest?

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Hang on, did he say he acts for a living?

      • AngryKatie

        I think he meant “acts” for a “living.”
        He’s not very good at it, so the air quotes weren’t apparent.

        • Melinda Piette

          Hilariously, his cousin, Jimmy (aka Billy Tate on “Soap”) has been slinging hash for quite awhile, now (I know because I worked with him on World Yacht almost 20 years ago—-and he had been working there for quite a few years already at that point).

          Apparently Chachi in Charge lacks even that level of initiative. Maybe The Donald paid him, though

        • MississippiLefty

          He was really, really funny in Arrested Development, though.

          • AngryKatie

            I call that Keanu Reevesing. Some roles sit perfectly in the sweet spot of what an otherwise limited actor is capable of. For Baio that’s being clueless and humorless.

            *This isn’t a dig at Keanu Reeves. I love that guy.

          • SuspectedDemocrat

            Yeah he was most excellent when he played a SoCal surfer lost in Transylvania.

          • AngryKatie

            He does stoic and he does stoned. Beyond that it’s swim at your own risk.

          • lroom

            Watch “The Gift”. You will be amazed at Reeves playing a crazy racist redneck. His acting is pretty damn good in that movie. Great movie also too.

          • AngryKatie

            That’s funny, I just saw that for the first time a few weeks ago (Tivo suggestion, my Tivo knows me way way too well). He was good in that. I thought maybe he really dug in to playing something so against type.

          • Aquaria

            When he tries, Keanu can act.

          • Aquaria

            But Keanu is good at that kind of role. Baio isn’t even competent at that much.

      • baconzgood

        I was befuddled by that too.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Real men don’t dig polar bears.

    • Señor Skwerl

      They wrestle them.

  • AntiDerpomeme

    Washed-up has-been is sure that it’s Killary’s fault for tanking his career. She used Bamz’s time machine to retroactively get him 30 years ago.

    • Daisy

      Don’t forget, it’s also Leonardo DiCaprio’s fault, too!

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Achh, what’s the point?

    He doesn’t want someone with a good temperament to address all these problems. He wants to fight chaos with chaos. He just wants somebody to articulate his vision – to bellow his impotent, incoherent rage and frustration into the void for him.

    Just like all the other RWNJs who claim that liberals, progressives and social democrats work on “emotion”

    There’s no surmounting these enormous twin defensive structures of projection and lack of self-awareness – no arguing with these people.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It’s always projection with these assholes.

      ALWAYS.

  • anwisok

    Current net worth: 3.5 million. In Hollywood. Where the cheapest house for sale is $1,495,000. I’d say he’d better either get to work, or move, because he’s too poor to stay where he is.

    • limberrat

      Is this an overestimation like his hero Drumpf?

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Who knew residuals paid so well?

      • tomamitai

        For real. I listen to Jay Thomas on Sirius (yeah, he’s a rightwing asshole, too, but he’s likeable and occasionally amusing) and the other day he killed about ten minutes of airtime adding up the residual checks he’d received in that morning’s mail and the total was over 2 grand. I don’t know if he gets that much every month, but it would sure make a difference in the lives of most of the people I know just to get that much once a year.

      • Aquaria

        He should have had more than that from the residuals, at least those from the 70s and 80s those would have paid the most, and he should have invested them to make them last.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Who knew he would marry into wealth?

    • Jeff in the desert

      He bought a house in Detroit.

    • Lizzietish81

      Ok, gonna puke a little

    • Aquaria

      Holy crap, is that all he’s got left?

      He’ll be joining Erin Moran in the trailer park with that spendthrift wife he has.

      • anwisok

        It’s all location, location, location. I could live comfort6able for the rest of my life on 3.5 million. In Hollywood, I’d be lucky to pay my basic bills with off it.

  • limberrat

    So someone who hasn’t worked for years because he is a crappy actor claims that he disappeared because he was trying to make America great again? I sense someone will disappear after his hero loses.

    • BadKitty904

      All aboard the Republican Self-Martyrdom Grift Train!!! This is more attention than Has-been Baio has garnered in decades…

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Don’t worry about Scott. Wingnut welfare is the most generous welfare program in America.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Why do you think he’s signed on?

        • Aquaria

          Well he can’t support himself as an actor, that’s for sure.

  • BadKitty904

    Who?

    • BadKitty904

      And what kinda name is “Baio,” anyways?1?! Sounds kinda…furrin…

      • Jeff in the desert

        BAIO! BAAAAIO! Daylight comes and me wanna go home…

  • Msgr_Moment

    BRB, gotta make Chachi. I swear this time I’ll spritz with air freshener afterwards.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Inspired by Scott’s sacrifice, I have decided that I will not play football for Real Madrid until we find a cure for cancer. Because that’s just the kind of men Scott Baio and I are.

  • Ezio

    Ah Scott Baio, yet another lackluster tv “star” desperate to stay relevant.

  • mardam422

    I remember when this country was great. Me and Joanie used to go down to Arnold’s for a milkshake. That was a good time in this country. Arnold knew his place. He was such a good Nip. All the good people used to hang out there. Not like later, when they started serving soul food and ribs down the street. Everything went to hell, I’ll tell you. Joanie’s brother moved away to Pittsburgh and married a negro. And I heard Ralph Malph turned gay. Who knew? Anyway, if I can’t have my country back I…what? TV show? What are you talking about? I was there, I tell you. And it was great!

    • Jeff in the desert

      Maureen Dowd wrote that?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      the one black guy who got a walk-on role in Happy Days is probably the same guy who got the walk-on role at the Trump rally

    • CynicalOptimist

      Brilliant.

  • Jennaratrix

    I don’t know. I feel kind of bad picking on Chachi now; he’s trying so hard to convince himself he’s happy, I feel like I should just let him have his sad little delusion in peace.

    There are those damn Democrat “e-mo-shuns” again. Stupid human empathy, making me feel bad for people instead of FIXING the problem. I guess I should just tell him to get a job; or would that be racist?

    I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore. KIND OF LIKE CHACHI, AMIRITE?

    • Longitudinally Enabled

      It’s odd that such a… fervent supporter of a candidate whose appeal to the public we’re told is based on anger and resentment would complain about “emotions.”

  • limberrat

    Lets see, attacking Academy Award winning actors at the height of their fame is not going to restart your career. Unless his next career move is starring in God’s Not Dead 8, I Guess God Made the Earth Hot Because of His Judgement.

    • Daisy

      I think I’m gonna go watch something with Leonardo DiCaprio in it, for fun.

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        Growing Pains?

      • limberrat

        As long as it is not the Revenant, I’m all good with that.

        • Daisy

          I draw the line at the version of Romeo and Juliet he starred in. Not happening.

          • limberrat

            Lol, that is in the so bad its good territory. But I am also a child of the 90s so I kind of get it.

          • Daisy

            We got to see clips of it when we were reading the play in Freshman English. Our reactions were entertaining.

          • limberrat

            Just sit and watch the entire thing if you can find it. It is freaking trippy.

          • berkeleyfarm

            I might have to check this out.

            Mind you, I had an “OMG WTF Shakespeare is trolling us” reaction to seeing the Royal Shakespeare Company do it pretty much by the book so I may be a little bit weird.

    • Ezio

      Melissa Joan Hart is more recognizable than Scott Baio and God’s Not
      Dead 2 hasn’t exactly been getting her big movie parts either.

      • theblackdog

        So sad, I liked her back in the days of Clarissa Explains It All.

  • Melinda Piette

    The 95 million # (that’s ONLY on wingnut websites/articles, BTW, always seems oh-so-suspect to me, given that our actual, total population is just 322 million—-and would include the kiddies, the full time students, the olds, the disabled and the SAH parents by choice….using this figure, unemployment would be seemingly at like 60% or higher, if this number were actually accurate, no?

  • Brian

    Scott Baio will work again. As we speak Kirk Cameron is busy writing Saving Christmas 2: Santa loves Chachi.

    Come to think of it, why didn’t Cameron speak at the RNC? Is it because he’s worked this century?

    • limberrat

      My guess is because he wanted Cruz and Drumpf is not Christian enough for him.

      • DainBramage

        Yeah, but tRump is more likely to bring about Armageddon, so he’s got that working for him.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Chachi is a walking talking version of Yahoo comments

    • mardam422

      OMG, that place makes me sad.

  • schmannity

    Even Pottsie thinks he’s a jerk.

    • CynicalOptimist

      Ralph Malph refuses to take his calls.

  • Ezio

    “I don’t care. I genuinely, in my heart, do not care if I ever work
    again. I don’t care.”

    So if he doesn’t care then why is he coming out now and whining about it?

    • BadKitty904

      If you’re a Trump supporter, you probably won’t.

    • Aquaria

      I can’t wait for that first producer or director he goes up to and says, “Why didn’t you hire me?” And the response is, “You said you didn’t care if you ever work again. So I took you at your word for that and hired someone who did care if he worked. Sucks to be you, shmendrik.”

  • pgjack

    Bait’s comments are very much what I expect from a Trump supporter. Ignorant, self centered and petty. On the other hand I never thought about him before his Trump tantrums so this is all better publicity than he was getting. I’ll bet Di Caprio is jealous as hell.

    • Aquaria

      Yeah, if Leo can stop fondling that Oscar long enough. You know, the one that Baio can only dream about.

  • baconzgood

    I got a question. When the new family came on the Charles in charge how did they explain that they were too cheap to buy new sets? Did they like sell Charles with the house like a washing machine?

    • Dee Andee

      I couldn’t answer that question. Never did watch that show. But that cracks me up. :D

  • Msgr_Moment

    Okay, he has worked this century. Stunning performance. Blah blah blah.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwWAsNZTnug

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      I thought he was a very appropriate choice to a) replace Henry Winkler, and b) hint that the series is near cancellation.

      • Msgr_Moment

        Plus he had some dirt on Ron Howard from way back when?

        • Beaufighter

          Likely felt sorry for his ne’re-do-well friend.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            you know how those libtards are- what with their empathy and stuff

        • georgiaburning

          He threatened to spill the beans on how Richie’s older brother Chuck was gay

          • Msgr_Moment

            Pre-laugh-track Happy Days? Like that ever existed!

    • thenearesthippie

      I can’t help it. This still makes me laugh.

      I’ll turn in my liberal credentials on the way out.

  • BadKitty904

    Charles in Denial…

  • Jack_Carter_USA

    The has-been doth protest too much, methinks.

  • Alan

    95 million people are out of work? I thought economics was a required HS class everywhere in the US. Am I wrong?

    • berkeleyfarm

      I never took it.

      Math was, however, required.

      • Daisy

        I had to take econ, but it wasn’t a very strict course because it was my teacher’s first year with the class. (My ag teacher, at that.)

      • Alan

        Huh. In what state did you attend HS?

        • berkeleyfarm

          California, baby!

          (It was, erm, some decades ago.)

          • Alan

            Thanks. I never knew.

    • Aquaria

      You’re very wrong. Math required. Not Econ. It’s hardly ever offered in most states. Even when it is, it’s usually an elective.

      • Alan

        It’s required where I am, thought it was everywhere. Except Texas of course.

  • Beaufighter

    Time to revisit an old classic…

    http://scottbaioruinseverything-blog.tumblr.com

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    He complains about high unemployment and says he doesn’t care if he never works again. Chachi, sounds like you are part of the problem.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      fucking moocher and taker

  • Astraea
    • Msgr_Moment

      Buy low; sell……lower.

    • limberrat

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      WOW!!!!

    • Daisy

      I can’t believe she has that high of a chance of winning Georgia, even with the recent polling.

      • SullivanSt

        Even the more conservative polls-only is currently coloring Georgia a very pale shade of blue.

    • anwisok

      They’re 50/50 odds on whether SC goes for Donald or Hillary? SOUTH CAROLINA? ?!?!??!? 0.0 My gast is thoroughly flabbered.

      • Dee Andee

        “My gast is thoroughly flabbered.”

        I love that line. I will be stealing it. Thank you.

        • anwisok

          You’re welcome. Use it in good health!

      • SullivanSt

        It is the highly aggressive “now-cast”, expect some regression to the mean now that someone has apparently managed to convince Trump to at least try to look like a normal human being for a couple of days.

        But what I found particularly hilarious was Hillary having less ground to make up to take Texas than Trump does to claim North Carolina (points-wise, and a higher chance of winning probability-wise than he does in either NC or GA). He may not be toast quite yet, but he’s definitely warm and starting to crisp.

      • Aquaria

        If she took all of the East Coast, that would be a major upset, to say the least.

    • limberrat

      Time for unskewed polls to appear out of the woodwork again!

    • Rotisserie Teal

      S.C.? Holy cow. That’s hard to get my head around.

    • theblackdog

      I wonder how the polling is going for down-ballot races.

    • Doug White

      Didn’t I read an article a few weeks ago titled “Donald Trump REALLY Wants to Win California”….

      538 forecast puts chances of Clinton winning that state as > 99.9%

      LOLOL….. I wish I could get a picture of his stupid orange face when he sees that forecast!!!!

    • Aquaria

      The shocking one to me is that SC is slowly turning less red.

      • Shan the Libtart

        And Kansas. Weird.

  • Jeff in the desert

    OK, wonkers we have wasted enough time on this loser, like a really bad troll. How about them Indians??????

    • Jeff in the desert

      You know, if they win the World Series, it is the apocalypse..

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        you’re thinking of the Cubs

        • Jeff in the desert

          No, for some reason I think they deserve it in Steve Goodman’s memory. Cleveland got the NBA title this year, and the Republican convention so….oh wait…….

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            and Bartman has promised not to go if they make it to the WS

        • Aquaria

          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          No.

      • Bill Slider

        Slow down there horsey. We are about 60 games from the playoffs, which by my count, is a long way off. There are about 17 play off games plus the US before the final victory. Did you forget that Baltimore swept, yes swept Cleveland, in Cleveland about 10 days ago. Your orgasm over Cleveland is like a premature ejaculation, neither party is very satisfied. It’s like in the desert, you must first ride the first donkey before declaring victory for riding all of them and receiving the camel jockey of the year award.

        • Jeff in the desert

          Actually, I have no expectations. I am from Cleveland.

      • theblackdog

        No no, you’re confusing them with the Browns actually making it to the Super Bowl

        • Jeff in the desert

          The Browns are dead to me. And so is Art Modell…uh……

          • theblackdog

            Hey, at least you got your team and your records.

          • Jeff in the desert

            Yes, not before the city threatened Art Modell, may he rot in hell.

  • georgiaburning

    Coming out for Trump killed his chance at another “Avocados from Mexico” commercial. Bright side is that those gigs as a greeter at a riverboat casino could start rolling in, especially if he gets a real chauffer’s license

  • SullivanSt

    Anyone else want to (albeit very briefly, because sideshow) discuss how Trump promised a convention filled with stars from screen and sports, and gave us… Scott Baio, a Robertson and Natalie Gulbis, whereas Hillary, having made no such promises, gave us Meryl Streep, Ted Danson and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?

    (not to mention I don’t even have to bother looking up what third-rate singers performed in Cleveland to know Katy Perry and Paul Simon have more star power in their toenail clippings)

    Trust me, it’ll be yuuj, shown up yet again.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Looks like Fonzie wasn’t the only one to jump the shark

    • Jeff in the desert

      Reverse mortgage commercials pay real well, I hear. Fred Thompson did them.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Winkiler tutored Baio on his alphabet off-set, but Scott never got to Beeeeeee!!!!

  • Hairstrike Alpha
  • Arse Grammatica

    I’ve asked this before and I will continue to ask because I am confused by their manliness and self confidence: Why are so many conservatives such whiny-ass whiners?

    • Dee Andee

      Yeah, I don’t think I’ve ever seen SO many declarations of “I don’t care” in one conversation, from someone who actually doesn’t care. But it’s nice of him to let Hollywood know how much he doesn’t care that they think he’s a no-talent, washed up hack.

      • Aquaria

        Every agent in town just blacklisted him for that one. Even his own is waiting for their contract to be up, to be rid of him.

  • berkeleyfarm

    “And I could have had a career as fabulous as DiCaprio’s, if it weren’t for you meddling liberals kids!”

    • Doug Langley

      “I’ll prove I’m as good as Leo! I’ll recreate the scene where he gets attacked by the bear!”
      “That’s the CG bear, right?”
      “Um . . . CG?”

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    He should run. Charles/Buddy Lembeck 2016! America Wants Charles in Charge of It!

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Okay, Scottie, we get it – you’re trying reverse psychology. “I don’t care if I ever work again” = “Please somebody offer me a job that isn’t butt stuff.” Sorry, there are better washed-up has-beens than you out there, and some of them have empathy.

    • Aquaria

      Some of them even have talent.

  • BadKitty904

    Hi, my name’s Scott Baio! You may remember me from such films as Calling All Quakers, The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, Dial M for Murderousness, The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed, and Here Comes the Coast Guard…

    • Dee Andee

      I think the last movie I ever saw him in was ‘Foxes,” and Jodie Foster was a shitton better in it than he was.

      • BadKitty904

        Perhaps because Foster is an actor who is very serious about her craft AND an actor who does it for a living…you know, one who actually has talent.

        • theblackdog

          But then that means she totally supports the lazy people who won’t get a job and such.

          • SullivanSt

            Like Scott Baio?

          • theblackdog

            Yup, totally the “I got mine so fuck you” mentality coming from him

        • Mezzaluna

          And still gets paying jobs.

          • BadKitty904

            It’s certainly interesting to note what a super-patriot Baio’s suddenly become…now that he knows there’s money in it.

    • limberrat

      No? Joanie loves Chachi? Yes that is the crappy spinoff after Happy Days literally jumped the shark.

    • Doug Langley

      Upvoted for the Simpsons reference.

      • BadKitty904

        Has-been calls to has-been…

    • GoutMachine

      Troy McClure libelz!

    • SeeTrain65

      Such educational videos as “Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly” and “Here Comes The Metric System!”

      Such drivers ed videos as “Alice’s Adventures Through the Windshield Glass” and “The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.”

      Such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Confident, Stupid!”

  • JD Mulvey

    So does he live in liberal Hollywood or Brooklyn? Or does he live, as most Trump supporters assume, in Milwaukee?

    • Dee Andee

      I don’t think he’s lived in Brooklyn since he was 12 years old. He’s just trying for a little street cred.

    • edith prickly

      He lives in a van down by the river….

      • efoveks

        Well there goes THAT neighborhood..

    • Aquaria

      He lives out in one of the San Fernando Valley burbs, (I think) Woodland Hills, because he can’t afford to live in the fashionable locales like Beverly Hills, Bel-Air, Malibu, Brentwood, Laurel/Benedict Canyon, Hancock Park and etc. Back in the 80s, Woodland Hills was the province of doctors and lawyers and other typical upper middle-class suburban rats.

  • edith prickly

    Scottie, your career peaked with Bugsy Malone. How can we miss you if you won’t go away?

    • JD Mulvey

      Anything not involving creampie machine guns really stretches his acting skills.

      • Doug White

        I bet hidden somewhere in his past is ‘another kind of creampie machine-gun’ video or two….

    • SullivanSt

      From the Foxes reference slightly downthread, I guess being comprehensively out-acted by Jodie Foster is kind of a habit for him.

  • I Only Like Cats

    How are Democrats the one who rely on feelings (except empathy, which is apparently foreign to Republicans) when people like Scott refuse to listen to facts?

    • limberrat

      Because they rely on their gut. That’s not feelings.

      • SullivanSt

        What about anger and fear?

        • SuspectedDemocrat

          Those are action verbs. Trump is all about action.

  • Joshua Norton

    And then there are actors who do it for a living, like me and others

    I’m sure Clint Eastwood can find spots for Baio and Antonio Sabato Jr. in his next movie. If not as actors, definitely as PA’s getting him coffee and stuff.

  • Bill Slider

    Scott who?

    • Ducksworthy

      Is there a possibility this unknown person is doing this for the attention? If so, I suppose its natural that they would identify with this Trump person.

    • SeeTrain65

      You know? Scott! The guy who makes the towels.

  • edith prickly

    Hey all you lazy non-working people, Scott Baio has decided he’s going keep his munneyz for his own useless ass because he loves Donald Trump SOOO much…

    • spends2much

      Yeah, Chachi, all the lazy takers thank you for the nickel you provided. Halliburton and Monsanto shareholders, on the other hand, are overwhelmed with gratitude for your generous contributions. Idiot.

  • JD Mulvey

    Nevermind Chachi… America’s waiting to find out who’s won the coveted Lenny and Squiggy endorsement.

    • Marsupial99

      Pretty sure I know who Lenny is voting for. Nothing would surprise me with Squiggy.

    • Squiggy was in Twin Peaks and Lenny is (as everyone knows) a fucking legend. Leave ’em alone.

  • Am I the only one who didn’t know Scott Baio was still alive?

    • SullivanSt

      Perhaps, but you’re definitely not the only one who didn’t care.

  • jmhm

    Oh, Scott Baio. It is absolutely adorable that you believe you’re the only conservative in Hollywood, or that conservatives can’t get work. If Fox had back every dime they’ve ever paid to Leah Remini and Kelsey Grammar to be bad in things, they’d be able to afford to hire Gary Sinise.

    But that’s not the point, Scott Baio. The point is that you left Brooklyn for Los Angeles when you were too young to walk to the corner, so get over yourself.

    No, the real point is that most people out there don’t follow you and your horrible trashy wife and the horrible trashy things the two of you get up to on the interwebz, and may not actually have been aware of what an ill-bred manwhore you are (sex? Awesome. Trashing your partners’ performance to Howard Stern? You suck).

    And now, Scott Baio, they have met you, and they have heard you saying things out of your mouth which were not written by a room full of people who are highly paid to make you look like something other than an asshole. And surprisingly, they think you’re an asshole.

    But hey, enjoy Dancing with the Stars, OK?

    • Lambsendbeds

      Hey – Don’t give Damcing With the Stars any ideas ! I don’t want to watch this douchebag next season !

  • yyyaz

    Tragically Dip.

  • (((JustPixelz)))

    “I’m comfortable and I’ve got a great life,”

    Me too. But I’m polite enough to thank Obama.

  • Joshua Norton

    “Joanie Loves Nazi”

    • Jennaratrix

      I HATE that I didn’t think of this. Nicely played.

      • Jenniferehager4

        <<y:i. ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★:::::::!!bz695a:….,…

    • Rotisserie Teal

      Bravo!

    • Incoming Ham

      Well done. I like the cut of your jib sir.

  • Markuserektus
    • SullivanSt

      Is it even worth reading, or will he have disavowed significant portions of it by the time I can get to the end?

    • JD Mulvey

      Another go-round of Reaganomics Bushanomics Trumpanomics.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Is it like his “Foreign Policy Speech” where he rolled out all of his policies on making insults at Hillary Clinton, like explaining how he was now calling her “Crooked?”

  • JD Mulvey

    Chachi’s particularly impressed with Trump’s promise to repeal the estate tax. He wants to ensure that all sixteen of his illegitimate children share in the soiled mattress, the carton of cigarettes and the tv set with the wire hanger sticking out the top.

    • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

      It’s not the children who are illegitimate,

  • UnsaltedSinner

    First “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”, and now this:

    https://twitter.com/pbump/status/762716559588659202

    Is the Trump campaign just an elaborate prank?

    • Ducksworthy

      Yes.

      • Boscoe

        The only question remaining is whether Donald knows or not…

  • theblackdog

    So I wonder how much Baio hates being a part of SAG/AFTRA, since you know, they’re those evil unions that are destroying the fabric of our country.

    • Vienna Woods

      the union that once went on strike, led by…. Ronald Reagan! IOKIIYPC (It’s ok if it’s your paycheck)

  • Iam Reading

    Hey Chachi, go make Jonu a sammich, then do her laundry. There’s your 2 things.

  • BeachLoafer

    What are the odds that Springsteen’s “two things” will receive more favorable reviews than Baio’s “two things?”

    Prolly just that biased liberal media again …

  • Swampay

    “Baio says Trump will win because of “the silent majority,” who are tired of “this crap”:”

    Memo to the silent majority: would you all please STFU? You’re blowing your raison d’etre with all the shouting and such. Also please consider the classic “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.”

    • efoveks

      The jawbone of the ass strikes again!

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      The loudest motherfucking silent group I have ever encountered.

    • Serai 1

      S. Clemens FTW! O/

  • Aquaria

    There are two kinds of actors, those who are very serious about their
    craft and they feel for the character, they feel for the downtrodden,
    they empathize. And then there are actors who do it for a living, like
    me and others, who just see it as a business.

    When I was living in Los Angeles we called the latter actors “unemployed.”

    • Mezzaluna

      Were words like “sad” or “talentless hacks” sometimes included for emphasis?

      • Aquaria

        Yep. Expect to see some Enquirer articles soon where his agent and anyone unlucky enough to be working with him get some revenge.

        • Swampgas_Man

          No, sadly the Enq and the Globe are both in the tank for Trump, so unless (as I fantasize) Loser Donald lashes out at even his friends in defeat, turning them completely against him, Trump’s butt-buddies will always have a supporting rag to shit on.

          • Aquaria

            That’s not how the Enquirer operates. They hardly do any original work because nearly everything they write about is fed to them, either by the actors themselves, or by people in the business wanting to get even with someone else. That’s the #1 thing to know about the tabloids.

            The Enquirer has long been an outlet for producers, directors, agents and other bigwigs to rein in/get revenge against actors who piss them off. When you see “rumors” in the Enquirer that so-and-so actress is getting a little heavy, or “whispers” about an actor being difficult on set, or allusions to a dark secret or other things like that, it’s almost always one of these types sending a message to an actor to straighten up.

            Or else.

            So if a producer wants to slam him, you can bet that the Enquirer will dutifully print that slam, to stay in good with someone who will be the source of far more juicy info than Scott Baio ever will.

            Welcome to Hollywood.

          • Swampgas_Man

            So their current line of bull is being spoonfed to them by who, Roger Stone hisself?

          • Lamashtar

            Wait, who told them Hillary had an alien baby?

    • zerosumgame0005

      pretty much defines why he is NOT an actor

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Only if the maître d’ catches you secretly passing your screenplay to dinner guests.

    • Boscoe

      Gotta love a “work ethic conservative” proudly admitting that he can’t even be bothered to do his job correctly.

    • Serai 1

      I’ve lived in L.A. all my life. We Angelenos tend to refer to them as “assholes”.

      • ahughes798

        I miss L.A.!

  • bubbuhh

    Scott Baio, man of many heads

  • Mr. Blobfish

    He cares. If he didn’t, he wouldn’t be so butthurt.

    • Boscoe

      NO! NO YOU’RE TEH BUTTHURTS!!! CHANCHI SO DOESN’T EVEN CARE! HE’D SACRIFICE A BABY IF IT WOULD SAVE THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE HE CARES SO MUCH, EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE”S NOT CARING!!!1!

  • Mezzaluna

    Did someone already guess that the two things Scott is working on are getting a haircut and doing laundry?

    • Relativicus

      No, I had “washing his socks in the sink” and “washing his other pair of socks in the sink.”

      • Boscoe

        I had “Googling his own name” and “crying himself to sleep”.

        • Boscoe

          -And if that doesn’t win Comment of the Week, it’s clearly RIGGED!!1!

  • Blackest Noobs
    • Serai 1

      He had a hey-minute back in the 70’s, riding the coattails of Happy Days.

      • Blackest Noobs

        oh i know who he is…it’s just the fact he’s nobody now…he couldn’t sway Republicans out of a paper sack….or Independents or Demoncrats.

  • I never understood what Joanie saw in Chachi.

    • Lee Hillhouse

      No one did.

  • Doug White

    “If I can get my country back to where I think it can be and my career suffers, I win.”

    OK…. but what if you CAN’T ” get my country back to where I think it can be”…. and yet someohow your career STILL suffers because people remember what a dumbass creep you are? What then?!?!?!?!?!?! Is that ‘half-winning’? Only to a ‘half-wit’…..

  • Angela Ruzzo

    I do not care if Scott Baio ever works again either.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    “Actors Who Can’t Get Work Because They’re Wingnut Dickheads”, starring Scott Baio, Clint Eastwood, Gary Sinise, Mel Gibson, Kelsey Grammer, Adam Sandler, and special guest, Jon Voight as “Chachi”.

    • Shan the Libtart

      What? Gary Sinise, too?! Dammit!

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Can’t you tell by how badly his career has suffered due to the liberal persecution he has faced?

        • Shan the Libtart

          I thought he’d just…I dunno…retired to raise children or llamas or something.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            No….just to assist Satan in establishing dominion over all the earth. And tend to his flower garden.

      • Serai 1

        Yeah, that made me sad when I heard it, too.

    • Toadette

      Amusingly enough, I think the last thing I saw him in was an internet parody video.

      Totally NSFW!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg

    • JerryRich

      All these guys besides Baio get all the work they want.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Kind of my point….quit whining about your imaginary persecution when you obviously work all the time.

    • Lambsendbeds

      Sigh…I used to love Gary Sinese before I heard he was a right wing douchebag. I saw him when he was with Steppenwolf Theater in Chicago a few times and was really pleased when he hit the big time. I stopped watching his NCIS or whatever NY criming show after I read a few interviews.

    • SeeTrain65

      Pat Sajak. Has only had steady TV employment since December 1981 and continues to whine.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Right. In a better world, they really would be out on the streets panhandling for spare change.

  • SecludedCompound

    Yes, usually people who don’t care go on long rants about how they don’t care, totally true.

  • On the plus side, finding out Scott Baio is a wingnut doesn’t affect my enjoyment of his filmography in the slightest.

    • Boscoe

      hahaha I know, right?

  • zerosumgame0005

    he is such a moron!

  • JD Mulvey

    Does one of Chachi’s “projects” involve being a tv spokesperson for reverse mortgages?

    • Serai 1

      I suspect macrame is involved somehow.

      • BosGrl

        That sounds about right, since his popularity peaked in the ’70s.

  • WeaselPoo

    ” 95 million people out of work! ” would I suspect, include about 85 million children and officially retired, given that US population is about 312 million and ‘work-eligible’ population is about 200 million, current unemployment of 5% (of WORK ELIGIBLE POPULATION) is 10 million,
    So another failure of Obama’s ability to educate professional idiots.

    • Serai 1

      Remember, that 5% figure doesn’t include people who’ve exhausted their unemployment benefits, or just given up after years of trying to find a job. The actual number isn’t as high as Delusional Boy claims, but that estimate has always been a dishonest one.

      • WeaselPoo

        Yeah I’ve heard that many times from many sources, but while real unemployment may be higher because of the unemployment rate reference being the collection of unemployment benefits, not counting those who have fallen off the UI rolls because of exhausted benefits, those who no longer appear on the UI benefit rolls aren’t necessarily all unofficially but actually unemployed — a percentage of the invisible unemployed HAVE to be working, off the books, not steady but enough to lurch from one personal fiscal crisis to another, because you can’t survive for years with no damn money at all and in a depressed economy family and friends can’t and won’t bankroll unemployed friends and relatives for “years”.
        But although the official unemployment rate should be calculated more precisely and comprehensively, the official method, while misleading, serves as a consistent scale for comparison a misleading 7% rate is more than a misleading 5% rate, so it has its uses in politics—but the method is bad for crafting more effective policy, and that has real damaging effects. .

  • 3FingerPete

    Does anyone know who Wilmer Valderrama is backing? Because I literally place more sociopolitical relevancy on Wilmer Valderrama’s opinions than on Scott Baio’s.

    • jmhm

      Well, he’s going to be on NCIS next season, so I’m going to say Justice?

  • Paperless Tiger

    Why don’t they recognize their country? It’s been called the melting pot for centuries, which would seem to imply diversity. I think they must mean that it doesn’t look like the TV shows in the sixties, and even those didn’t really look like the sixties.

    • Serai 1

      Yeah, the guy with the Italian name doesn’t recognize this country’s history of diversity. Christ, what a dick he is.

    • jmhm

      Because New York’s peculiar status as both a popular destination for african-american migration from the south and foreign immigrants meant that some immigrant groups (prominently the RC irish and italians) decided that the way to prove they were ‘white’ was to be shitty to anyone who was less white.

      They only really got there when the dixiecrats moved over and the Republicans realized that if they were going to be the party of the white people, they had to drastically expand the pool of ‘white people’.

      Which is to say that Scott Baio is the New York version of a shitkicker, only probably with better food.

  • BigCSouthside

    Love how he says “Leo” like they are fuckin buddies,kickin it drinking beers and talking about global warming

  • Usedtobeyellerdawg

    I wonder if this has anything to do with this being the most anyone has mentioned Scott Baio’s name in thirty years or so?

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    He’s as dumb as he is talentless. Fuck me.

    • Serai 1

      Are you cute?

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        I’d like to think I am :)

  • azeyote

    if i wasn’t a ganga grower, i wouldn’t care if i ever worked again –

  • Ikimizi

    There are two kinds of [politicians], those who
    are very serious about their craft and they feel for the [citizens], they feel for the downtrodden, they empathize. And then there are [politicians] who do it for a living, like me and [Donald Trump], who just see it as a business.

  • Mavenmaven

    Who is Danny Bonaduce supporting?

    • Boscoe

      Amazingly, I care *exactly* the same amount about Danny’s opinions as I do about Chachi’s!

    • Serai 1

      Fuck him. Who is SUSAN DEY supporting? That’s what I wanna know.

      • BosGrl

        I don’t think I’ve heard a word about Susan Dey since she left LA Law…

        • Serai 1

          Seems she’s left acting. Her last listed role was in 2004.

    • His dealer.

  • Boscoe

    Someone needs to tell Chachi that fear is an emotion…

  • Panika MCD

    1) how can you both have a great life and have nothing, Charlie No Longer In Charge? inquiring minds need to know!

    2) policy is not a euphemism for temperament or vice versa.

    3) 4.9% of 173 million (the US population over 16, under 65 and not enrolled full-time in college) is not 95 million–and I’m not even subtracting people who are classified for disability.

    3) oh, I believe you’re working on “two things”. one is probably the documentary that’s going to feature the cast of Duck Dynasty and the other is likely “working on” getting TrumpleWiltSkins to hire you as a full time surrogate (which generally doesn’t pay, but whatevs).

    4) how is it that Scott Baio and Stacey Dash are not an item? I mean, she’s already on husband #3 (because Family Values?) and he knocked up some “I gonna be a STAR!” participant on his reality show which is not likely to pan out–even Rachel Campos-Duffy and Sean Duffy met on one of those competition things they brought in a bunch of old RealWorld and RoadRules people back on to eat bugs and hang upside down for hours or something. I think that Dash and Baio would make a true pair!

    5) just because Scotty doesn’t like ever having the FEELS, doesn’t mean that empathizing isn’t an important component of making good policy. I would argue that if you can’t empathize with the people you’re trying to help, you are essentially proposing “solutions” that are a waste of time and money because you haven’t bothered to figure out what the problem is first.

    • NorthLeft

      If you add up the population in the US under 18 and over 75, you get about 93 million. So technically Mr. Baio is correct, there are at least 95 million Americans without a job.
      Aside from that, Baio is still a fucking idiot who apparently is one of those +95 million.
      I am still pissed at his posting of the picture of Hillary in front of the COUNT sign, and his smug look when the CNN interviewer called him out on it. Douchebag.

  • Swampgas_Man

    We’re about the same on this, because I don’t care if he ever acts again either.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Wait, everyone! It’s not fair to keep ripping on the guy who starred in “Scott Baio is 45 And Single” on VH-1 in 2008.

    EDIT: Whoops, that was the sequel from 2008, “Scott Baio is 46 And Pregnant.” The other was 2007.

  • Ryan Denniston

    And then there are actors who do it for a living, like me and others

    Oh Scottie, we knew you were phoning it on Charles and Charge since episode 1.

  • Steven Posey

    He just wants attention, it gets kind of dull when the only other person who wants to be around you is Kevin Sorbo.

  • AnOuthouse

    I feel sorry for the intern that was assigned that interview.

  • Serai 1
    • Shan the Libtart

      Holy fucking hell! I’m NEVER sleeping again after that!

    • SeeTrain65

      Yeah, it’s old. Sue me.

  • Ilgattomorte

    Actually, Scott is working on two projects right now. The first is a new series with Stephen Baldwin, Tony Danza and Yakov Smirnoff, called “Three Men and and a Man-Baby”, with Scott in the titular role.

    The 2nd project is really exciting. Scott is developing an improv troupe for conservative actors that seeks to challenge the long held “liberal” rules of improvisation and develop a more grounded, conservative method. Actors will be encouraged to ask open-ended questions, develop characters that aren’t necessarily in the scene and, most importantly, replace the old adage of “Yes! …And …”, with, “No! … Go Fuck Yourself”. Because, in the end, improv, like all acting, is just a job really.

  • I’m tired of this small potato’s hustling page clicks. I did more research than you all will ever need to do*:

    1) There is no Scott Bayo listed on IMDB.
    2) Johnny Loves ChiChis is not listed either. Was that a restaurant commercial?

    Am I missing something?

    *You’re welcome, Wonkers.

  • FelineMama

    Hey, scott “Bye-O”, why don’t you & kirk cameron run off in to the woods & peel a banana or two!

  • jw

    “I don’t care if I ever work again.” Well that makes at least two of us.

    Oh, and also – you’re a fucking liar.

  • I’m guessing Arrested Development didn’t ask him back for the next season and he just broke.

  • CripesAmighty

    From the Who’s Who of Who Cares…

  • moebym

    What a huge loss it’d be for the world if Scott Baio sacrificed his career.

    *snort*

    • NoMore Moose

      Are you being sarcastic or having feelings?

      • Wassamatta U Alumnus

        No, a panic attack. How shall we ever carry on? Eunice, my smelling salts. Quickly dear girl.

        • Jukesgrrl

          Aunt Lindsey recommends sweet tea and a ham biscuit.

        • NoMore Moose

          I love Scott. Oh sorry I was thinking of Scott bathroom tissue. Um, never mind. Same category.

  • Drew Miner

    “Scott Baio told interviewer to note his brilliant sarcasm, because he’s not good enough at acting to convey that emotion with his words.” That will leave a mark!

  • Skadi

    Psst, Scott, you might not want to advertise that there are actors who are “serious about their craft” and then there’s guys like you.

    If you don’t get another job, it might not be because of your politics. Just sayin’.

    • FelineMama

      Or, maybe, his ACTING!!!

    • phoenix00

      And nothing of value was lost.

  • NoMore Moose

    Scoot Baio is super successful you bunch of spoldy head liberals. He was in like 1 or 2 shows like a long time ago and I remember them also too. So take that you people with feelings and caring about the Earth and polar bears and my daughter just got married and this grand-kids are all over the place and Track got into trouble with the law and you can’t be like us.

    • Wassamatta U Alumnus

      Feelings, nothing more than fellings….

      • Gregory Brown

        Wo Wo Wo …

        • ahughes798

          Like I’ve never had before.

  • cosmiccowgirl

    I don’t think he has to worry. A fifth season of Arrested Development is supposedly in the works, and no one will have a problem picturing Bob Loblaw as a Trump supporter.

  • Jgb979

    That’s Scott Baio who doesn’t care if you hate him. B-A-I-O, (if that doesn’t work you can just google Chachi).

    He doesn’t care that’s he’s available for acting gigs, dramatic workshops, speaking engagements child birthday parties, senior companionship, just call we can work something out.

    He doesn’t care how much he’s looking forward to hearing from you promptly.

    PS: I’m pretty sure Hollywood hasn’t blacklisted Kelsey Grammar, or Bruce Willis, or Sly Stalone, or Adam Sandler. If you can’t find work it’s not because you’re a republican.

    • Be Gin

      What about Chuck Norris?

      Oh. I see now. You were talking about ACTORS.

    • Wee Mousie

      Could we work out some sort of blacklist for Adam Sandler, please.

  • Pickwicknext

    And with the Spingsteen album i am crossing all crossable body parts for a tour. And if there is a show within 1000 kms of me, i will be there

  • uniquename72

    ‘It’s just, “Oh, I feel so bad for the poor,” whereas a conservative actor says, “So you feel bad for the poor? Let’s fix it. Let’s get them a job.” ‘

    I’m curious how many black people Chachi has found jobs for.

    • Me not sure

      “Them” are always jobless aren’t them.

    • Courser

      That’d be great if the poor person didn’t already have 2 jobs and still can’t afford rent.

  • smr06va

    Sorry, Scottie — when you’re young & pretty, you can get away with being dumb — at this stage of your game — not so much…………

  • Me not sure

    You may think that Scott Baio is a certified loony right wing nut job, but you would be wrong! He is the last of the master thespians and it is all……

    • Gregory Brown

      I’ll see your Jon Lovitz, and raise you a Victoria Jackson! Ha!

  • Bemused

    Poor Scott, it’s worse than he thinks. Nobody is mad at him for liking Trump, he isn’t relevant enough.

  • logocracy

    “Scott Who?” — Everybody under the age of about 48

  • i_am_allwrite

    Remember how you used to think there was nothing too stupid for the Hollywood Reporter to cover?

  • Jukesgrrl

    Scott might be FROM Brooklyn but I don’t think they’d have him back. He and his wife live in Woodland Hills, CA, angling to be the whitest burb in Los Angeles County (80%). The Baio’s have 18 Christmas trees in their house during the holiday, This is his wife’s favorite room decor from a recent year:

    • smr06va

      WTH is that?………………..lmao………………

    • edith prickly

      JESUS!! Did Harley Quinn eat a few elves then puke all over their living room? I didn’t know “North Pole bordello” was a look.

      • MrCanoehead

        The only thing that could make that picture better is that comment. Kudos to you both.

      • ahughes798

        I..love to do the can-can, love to do the can-can….

    • TeeRaak

      Hey! The Dodgers used to be from Brooklyn, too…

  • SeeTrain65

    “I don’t care. I genuinely, in my heart, do not care if I ever work again.”

    Congrats. You won’t.

  • SeeTrain65

    There it is again. “The silent majority,” consisting of those who scream the loudest, stomp their feet the hardest and whine the most when their view of the country isn’t exactly what they think it should be.

    • MrCanoehead

      The Silent Majority, like the Moral Majority, is neither.

  • dshwa

    I can’t wait for his collaboration with Kirk Cameron.

  • missiemeghan

    I totally believe that you don’t care. After all you said it six times. Very convincing, much like all your other performances.

    • SeeTrain65

      “Your movies? Also very subtle.” – Ed Feldman, The Furniture Guys

  • dshwa

    It’s n wonder he can’t find work. If you can’t empathize with the character you’re playing, you aren’t going to do a good job acting the role. So unless you’re drop dead gorgeous you’re not getting a job.

  • Portia McGonagal

    Because he was turning so much work away until he endorsed Trump right? I mean Clint Eastwood at least has a portfolio. Whatchu got Chachi?

  • SeeTrain65

    Cousin Jimmy Baio is getting all the roles Scott covets. And Jimmy’s last credit was in 1996.

  • NorthLeft

    It is with great regret that I am resigning from the Scott Baio Fan Club. My heart is broken. Sob. Sob.
    HAH! That is how you do sarcasm Mr. person formerly known as Chachi. No wonder Joanie refused to do the dirty deed with you!

    • iamnotascientist

      My sister (Haha…not me…my SISTER DAMMIT!!!) had a poster of this guy on her wall like 87 years ago.

      Those are my thoughts on Mr. Baio.

      Thank you and good night.

  • Spot Letton

    Sportsball idol Fran Tarkenton also does not care if his appearance at the RNC hurts his career.

    • JurisGal

      “Sad!” I guess he won’t be playing this season. /s

  • Blender_415

    Dear Chachi – just because you’re trying to locate your head (which is up your ass, by the way) with both hands doesn’t qualify you to say you’re working on “two” things.

    • riledupone

      Dear Chachi

  • Lori

    So Democrats are all about emotion and Republicans are not? Someone needs to point out to Chachi that anger is an emotion.

    • Delu

      They’ve always been projecting this.

      All you need to do is to ask any Trumpian why they support Trump.

      Their answer is all you need to know about how they act.

    • phoenix00

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7BfSw3GgJk

      They look up to luminaries of wisdom like Newt

  • Be Gin

    This is something new in the stagecraft of Magic: a has-been turned into a punching bag. Well done Scott Baio!

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Um, he sounds kind of, I don’t know, desperate in that interview. Is that the word I’m looking for? Desperate? Yeah, that’s it.

    • Catstro

      Dumber than a box of hair, to boot.

      • edith prickly

        HEY!! My hair is smarter than Scott Baio!

        • riledupone

          Dumber than a box of tRump’s hair then.

  • Enfant Terrible

    It was instructive to go on imdb-dot-com and compare the acting credits of Scott Baio with those of one of his age group peers, Michael J. Fox. Baio’s credits are a little… threadbare. Fox’s credits include leading roles in several successful movies and TV shows. And get this – Baio hasn’t worked since 2014. Fox is *still* working, even with fucking Parkinson’s Disease. I leave the conclusion as an exercise for the reader..

    • JurisGal

      Fox must be a liberal! It is well-known that liberals run Hollywood and oppress the poor conservatives. I mean, Jon Voight told us all we need to know!

      • WhyFelicia

        Well, he’s Canadian.

    • Shan the Libtart

      I liked Fox on “Rescue Me” a few years ago.

    • KBadger

      Exactly what I did too – go to imbd to look up his “two things.” If he had any projects in pre or post-production, it would show. Nothing but a run-at-the-mouth blowhard. Just like the guy he’s backing.

  • Incoming Ham

    I want to slap actors who use the word “craft.” It’s work, not macrame.

    • aloharob

      I think his may have been macrame.

      • MrCanoehead

        Nah. Macaroni, glue, and spray paint.

      • Incoming Ham

        Point well made. It’s the kind of stuff you make at Vacation Bible School (along with pasta necklaces) to fill 4 hours of boredom. The other 4 hours are made up of singing rousing jesus songs, being picked on, and picking on other kids. All because your parents have to “work.”

        Not that I would know.

  • The Floridian

    Are we 100% sure this isn’t Victoria Jackson in a old Charles in Charge Halloween mask?

    And of course he has two things in the works; Sharknado 5 and Sharknado 6

  • Manhattan123

    Who knew Willie Aames was the smart one in that show.

  • cat cafe

    What do you suppose went wrong with him? I actually, true story, wrote on Charles in Charge, and he was a terrific kid then, always on time and off book (knew his lines by heart almost immediately), was pleasant and generous to the other people on the show. But now he’s a raving, conspiracy-theory idiot, really mean and stupid. What the hell? Is it drugs, do you think? Alcohol? Something like Scientology?

    • WhyFelicia

      Kirk Cameron got to him? I need to know about your life.

      • cat cafe

        oh, lord, Kirk Cameron. !!

    • Vegan and Tiara

      Look at Victoria Jackson!

      • riledupone

        No, thank you.

  • Choking Kojak

    Evan Hurst is like controlled-chaos in a chair. Valuable to Hillary.

    Sadly, though, the damaging video of Hillary’s seizure problems trump everything. Sorry, Evan.

    • WampusKat

      “Trump Supporter Posts Forged Hillary Clinton Medical Records on Twitter”
      http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/46244_Trump_Supporter_Posts_Forged_Hillary_Clinton_Medical_Records_on_Twitter

    • eka

      Funny. Nearly every day I read that something newly released will destroy Hillary’s chances at the presidency and yet nothing ever seems to pan out. It’s getting kind of pathetic.

      • Choking Kojak

        Hey look, you could be right. A staged effort to make her look sick when she’s otherwise healthy. Good for her.

        • eka

          Probably is good for her. With people claiming that this week’s news will destroy her every single week, people are probably going to be less and less likely to take each new shocker seriously. The woman is starting to seem indestructible and I guess that makes sense – she’s been viciously attacked for decades, if they haven’t destroyed her already it’s probably impossible. Maybe she’s not a person to have a beer with, but the country tried that with Dubya and I’d rather have a hard as steel smart person as president than either somebody who reminds you of a golden retriever (dubya) or someone whose best friend on the world stage would be Putin.

          • Choking Kojak

            Um, ok. But I don’t really care what you want. Thank you for your irrelevant vomit, lol.

          • ahughes798

            You seem nice.

          • Choking Kojak

            And you seem like hemorrhoid, lol.

          • doktorzoom

            boring troll boring, banhammered

  • Grokenstein

    It’s just, “Oh, I feel so bad for the poor,” whereas a conservative actor says, “So you feel bad for the poor? Let’s fix it. Let’s get them a job.” And if you say that, you’re racist. I don’t think liberals want to fix anything; they just want to keep throwing money at problems.

    Yeeeesh. This is the same clown who thinks the world “is on fire. Nothing is going in the right direction” so I’m not surprised he thinks the GOP ever solves anything. But I would like to point out that some eight years ago, when Michelle Obama said her husband would “put Americans back to work,” the gross little shitweasel who did* the right-wing nonsense strip Day by Day represented her as a Nazi promising to force people into slavery.

    *Did? Does? It’s pretty much forgotten now.

    • kaydenpat

      Given how many jobs have been created during his administration, President Obama has put many Americans back to work.

    • eka

      Sometimes throwing money at problems actually works. There was that study that showed that giving money to the homeless is actually effective and they will generally spend it wisely. Conservatives characterize throwing money at things as useless, but seriously – when wealth inequality is one of the biggest problems in your country, maybe money can be a solution.

      And while I know the trauma of being unemployed, I find it ridiculous that Americans think our unemployment rate is something to talk about. Let’s look at the rest of the world, shall we? We’re actually doing pretty well, for now. Thanks, President Obama.

  • kaydenpat

    I knew there was s reason I never watched Happy Days. Sheesh!

  • WampusKat

    Has been/never was wants an audience, hence the Trumpsterism. I could not possibly care less about what Scotty has to say about anything :)

    • wavicles

      I only watched to stare at Joanie.

  • TeeRaak
  • rick

    The world is on fire. Nothing in this country is going in the right direction. They say Trump’s temperament is bad, and my response is, “Well, let’s see. Obamacare is a disaster. Immigration is a complete mess. People are coming here illegally from
    Muslim countries that want to kill us, the economy’s in the toilet and 95 million people are out of work. ISIS is cutting the heads off of people…

    Somebody is watching WAY TOO MUCH Fox News.

    • Rick:
      Do you really think that ISIS will stop cutting the heads off of people, and that people will stop trying to enter this country unlawfully if Trump is elected?
      And as for this country going in the wrong direction, we’ve got the lowest percentage of uninsured and unemployed people we’ve ever had, and the reason so many people are out of work is because the republican CEOs have been shipping our jobs overseas.
      Other than that, though, I agree with you, but please try to cut down on the coffee.
      Gene Grossman, author – http://www.LegalMystery.co

      • Reading Comprehension and HTML Tags, it’s what’s for breakfast.

  • Incoming Ham

    He is proof that you really can live on residuals forever.

  • Marla

    So Scott ever thought about opening up a drama school? It would RAWK! Why you could get all of you other failed actors from your shitty 70’s “sitcom” that clearly demonstrated 50’s white America as the lie it was.

    You could hire “Potsy” to teach all those Julliard snobs that sexual harassment of women was “fine” like how a polar bear is fine. Bring back “Ralph Malph” who thoughts joke about date rape were “fine.” Oh, and let’s not forget the “Fonz” who sole character was to objectify women as pieces of “fuck meat” for some quality prime time entertainment – you know, as long as it’s “fine.”

    Throw in some pasty white parents who all live in a warped suburban panacea where women have no individuality other than to cook, clean, and be Stepford wives, where “black people” have no civil rights and live in horrible places far, far away.

    • wavicles

      You’ve got it all wrong, they let an Asian own the burger joint, cummonn!

  • wavicles

    He stops his wholesale on fear long enough to remind me that Dems deal in emotion.

  • Helene Logan

    WE’RE ALL EMOTIONAL ABOUT THE EARTH

  • riledupone

    Who is Batboy supporting? That is what I want to know.

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