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Democrats made ANOTHER whiny appeal for gun control when they brought out the survivors and family members of mass shootings at their convention in Philly on Wednesday. Rather than shoving a grieving a mother in front of blood thirsty gun fetishists so she could painfully sob her way through right-wing propaganda, they brought out a bunch of dignified people who solemnly condemned America’s obsession with rapid-fire exploding projectiles. Instead of pointing fingers and name-calling, screaming about lawlessness and anarchy, they asked for debate and legislation because that’s what adults do. It was so BORING!

Senator Chris Murphy led off by speaking about the 21 first-graders gunned down in Sandy Hook Elementary school. Murphy famously stood his ground on the Senate floor for 15 hours to filibuster a spending bill in order to add an amendment to expand background checks to include suspected terrorists, only to see it fail because gun-fucking lobbyists in the NRA really, really want to make sure that Wal-Mart scooter patriots can still shoot freedom bullets wherever and whenever they want.

90% of Americans want our background check system strengthened and to cover more gun sales so dangerous weapons don’t fall into the wrong hands. But Trump says that in his first hour in the oval office, he will rollback safeguards we already have. And even more sinister, Trump said by the end of his first day in office, he will mandate that every school in America allow guns in their classroom. Think about that for a moment. Of all the things that Donald Trump could promise to do on his first day in office, he chose weakening background checks and putting guns in elementary schools. This is a fate we cannot accept.

The terrible, awful, bleeding heart liberals at the DNC then brought out two nice ladies from Charleston Emanuel AME Church, Felicia Sanders & Polly Sheppard. The two nice ladies asked why a 21 year-old was able to buy a gun if he already had an arrest record that should have prevented him from acquiring one. Let’s just throw that one over our shoulder, call it an old-fashioned American oopsie-daisy, shall we?

Those rascals at the DNC also brought out ANOTHER lady, Christine Leinonen, who talked about her son, and how she used to be a Michigan State Trooper. Her son later moved to Orlando where he liked to have Good Times, and go to parties until he was shot along with 47 other people at a night club.

The weapon that murdered my son fired 30 rounds in one minute. An Orlando city commissioner pointed out the terrible math: One minute for a gun to fire so many shots, five minutes for bells to honor so many lives. I’m glad commonsense gun policy was in place the day he was born, but where was that common sense the day he died?

Erica Smegielski’s mom, Dawn Hochsprung, was the principal of Sandy Hook Elementary School, where she loved helping little kids learn. But Erica’s mom was gunned down too, along with 20 kids and five other adults. She let everyone know that on the whole, she’d rather not be in Philadelphia:

I shouldn’t be here tonight. I don’t want to be here tonight. I should be home like so many Americans watching on T.V. as we nominate the first woman to be President of the United States, but my mom was murdered. So I’m here, I’m here for the mothers and daughters planning weddings…I’m here for those lives cut short in a school, in a movie theater, in a church, at work, in their neighborhoods, or home because those voices should never be silence. I’m here alone without my mother while too many politicians cower behind the gun lobby instead of standing with American families.

Finally, we heard from a Space Man, Mark Kelly, who talked about how lame war is, how neato space can be, and how the Earth kind of sucks.

I saw our planet as a perfect blue marble…floating in the blackness of space. I also saw a receding glaciers and shrinking rainforests. At war and in space, I saw the awesome extent of American power and capability, but it was so frustrating to return home and see how we struggle to address some of our greatest challenges.

The Space Man then brought out his wife, Gabrielle Giffords, a literal friggen’ super hero who survived being shot in the head. The Space Man and the Super Hero are fans of the boomsticks, but they don’t think that everyone should have them, so they started a lobbying group geared at reforming America’s gun laws so that we don’t pass out guns with every fast food kids meal. Giffords only spoke for a moment, but her message was clear.

We have important work ahead of us, work that will determine the future of our country. Are you ready? I’m ready…Speaking is difficult for me, but come January, I want to say these two words: Madam President.

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  • bubbuhh

    Dems show that the best guns don’t fire bullets.

  • Señor Skwerl King

    Why do the Dems pick on the poor guns, who’ve never hurt anyone? Won’t someone think of the guns?

  • Callyson

    Speaking is difficult for me, but come January, I want to say these two words: Madam President

  • freakishlystrong

    Gabby and her husband are remarkable. Turned that awful situation in to a way of helping others. They have grace and dignity. They are Americans. And they are Democrats.

    • ltmcdies

      I am just so impressed by them..words fail

  • Ima Witstüp

    A lot of people who call themselves Christians could take a note from the Charleston Emanuel AME family members. They know how to do Christian.

    • kareemachan

      It is truly sad that they need to be shown this. Kinda like they aren’t really Christians at all….

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Hell– ‘scuse me—YES!!! When done incorrectly, the I-forgive-you-bless-your-heart can be really condescending. basically interpreted as “Fuck you, I bet you’re going to hell anyway! neener neener

      But what those ladies said was very beautiful. They reminded so much of my own church lady mom, who has said many times that she is not going to lower herself by hating anybody.

  • calliecallie

    These are awesome, brave people. I am very sorry about the circumstances that prompted them to demonstrate how awesome and brave they are.

  • calliecallie

    This is rather difficult to snark to.

    • Serai 1

      Nah. Snark at their opponents.

  • beatbort

    My Senator (Chris Murphy) and Congresswoman (Elizabeth Esty) made me proud yesterday.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “But guns are necessary to protect us against a tyrannical government, or violent criminals, or the psychological burdens of having a small penis, I forget which.”
    — A Gun Owner

    • Serai 1

      You mean the tyrannical government that keeps enacting laws allowing you to carry guns in MORE AND MORE places? The tyrannicalgovernment that quashes ANY attempt to control guns because REASONS? That tyrannical government?

      Jesus, they’re SUCH assholes.

  • Spotts1701

    And even more sinister, Trump said by the end of his first day in office, he will mandate that every school in America allow guns in their classroom.

    You want to see an exodus from the teaching profession? This’ll do it. The number of teachers, staff and even administrators who do not want the responsibility of carrying a firearm is significant.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    It’s a bit depressing to meet great people and find out that the reason you’re meeting them is that they, or someone they love, has been shot. Yes. I grant you that, Republican trolls. But it is more depressing to consider a future in which we have simply decided that nothing can be done; to envision a hellscape where every single person in this country has to worry at all times about the intentions of the armed people who swarm everywhere, a place where there are no gun-free zones and everyone who wants a gun, no matter what s/he might plan to do with one, can have as many as they can buy or steal.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      It is like the racism thing. If you just ignore the problem, then there IS no problem. SEEEEE?

      • Astraea

        If you just ignore the problem, then there is no problem for sheltered white people.

        • DemmeFatale

          My mom used to say (about the 50’s), “life was so much simpler back then.”
          Yeah, mom. If you were white.
          She realized what a stupid thing that was to say when she thought about it.
          Never said it again.

    • data_ninja

      That’s the subtext of “An armed society is a polite society”. How are people that are being forced to act polite and courteous to each other not seen as an authoritarian form of control? You better stand in line or you might just get shot!

    • DemmeFatale

      And all that forgiveness!
      I don’t know if I could do that!

  • SeekingBarbie

    I’ve been getting a lot of “wonkette.com is not responding” messages. Is it me? I’m sort of nice; I only bite when I’m not fed.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      It is probably wibbitz thingy

      • eddi

        Those are killing slower machines. Again Adblock Plus ||wibbitz.com^ in the custom filters. Sorry Dok. I know you need the revenue but you need to renegotiate that particular setup.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          it had to die- it was either it or me…

        • SeekingBarbie

          OK, thanks. Gosh, my laptop is only a few years old!
          C’est la vie.
          I got laid off, so
          Adblock it must be.

          • eddi

            As extensions go it plays well with others. They try to finance themselves by leaving some “approved” ads alone. That can be opted out.

        • Serai 1

          THANK YOU. Damn, that thing makes Wonkette really frustrating on my computer.

          • eddi

            Happy to help.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      just tithe Trix directly and kill wibbitz with fire

  • exinkwretch

    I see the National Review has taken another dump on Trumpie. Does that leave Guns & Ammo and Soldier of Fortune as his sole editorial backers?

    • bubbuhh

      GOP headquarters newsletter is still on the fence.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      The Pence Family Christmas Letter is still ambivalent about Trump.

    • Ima Witstüp

      And Big ‘Uns.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Don’t forget Pravda.

      • willi0000000

        ain’t that the truth!

    • Reddishrabbit

      DPRK Today endorsed Trump, because only he can relieve our fear of the North nuclear attack. Also Hilary is thick head.

    • WhyFelicia

      National Enquirer also too

  • Lizzietish81

    So, my RWNJ friend posted a meme about how the DNC hosted the moms of black men killed by cops, but not the moms of cops killed “by thugs”

    it was classy

    • Ms.MLG1979

      Classy and RWNJ go hand in hand…

      • Major_Major_Major

        They’re synonymous.

        • Grizz1y

          Classy just like Donald Trump.

        • Ms.MLG1979

          Like Budweiser and fine craft beer.

          • Major_Major_Major

            Perzactly

    • jmhm

      Did he miss the cop talking about his cop friends who got shot?

      • eddi

        Didn’t fit his reality tunnel obviously.

      • Lizzietish81

        She was also posting the meme about there be no American Flags at the DNC so I doubt she actually watched anything.

        • Señor Skwerl King

          Check the meme for flags.

        • OddMan

          This American flag crap is so over the top. Did everyone forget that gold coronation set that Mr. Trump used for his acceptance speech. The largest letters were not USA, but Trump, and the flags, were hard to see in all the gold glitz.

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            They were also digitally rendered, which means the attendees probably didn’t actually see them, doesn’t it?

          • Ghenghis McCann

            Were the attendees digitally rendered? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

          • Lizzietish81

            Needs a Chorus Line of Las Vegas girls

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            Every time I see that what I see is a Nazi rally, updated for our time and country. Sickening.

          • cat cafe

            Yes, exactly. Complete with fanatic chanting and shouting hatred.

          • OddMan

            I don’t want to get all Godwin here, but that set looks like it was designed by Albert Speer.

          • BigBoppa

            It was. This one is a translation from the original German.

        • Ricky Gay

          my right-leaning acquaintances are learning that I don’t like lazy opinions and when they share them with me I will ask a bazillion follow up questions, hector, lecture, mansplain, and ridicule. (with facts) They either stop interacting with me completely or they shut up about that stuff. Either way – it’s a win.

          • theblackdog

            Yeahhhhh, a number of them are starting to self-deport from my Facebook news feed because I keep dropping Snopes links in their posts.

          • Little Lulu

            I’ve been thinning out my herd of FB friends lately. First to go are the ones who say they’d rather vote for Trump, now that Hilz and DWS have colluded to steal the nomination. Next are the ones who say they won’t vote at all. Fuck ’em.

          • theblackdog

            Yeah, I’ve been worried about Facebook becoming an echo chamber so I have kept some people around in the past. Lately I find that my bar for tolerating them is getting lower and lower, and I am thinking that maybe I don’t need to worry as much about Facebook becoming an echo chamber. I don’t use it as my source of news, some of my friends do still hold healthy debates and not post stupid memes, and I tend to try to actually look stuff up if I really want to know.

          • Ricky Gay

            and sometimes they get all philosophical on my ass and wonder aloud how anyone can be sure that Snopes isn’t biased. (left unspoken is the veracity of the aluminum foil loon site they got the original information from)

          • Amalga

            Or say George Soros owns Snopes. I hear that often.

        • Blank Ron

          Of course. Saves her the trouble of thinking.

      • Señor Skwerl King

        I’m sure they are oblivious. This morning there was a post of how there were no US flags on stage and a picture of the DNC setting up. I pointed out the eight flags on stage in the photo they were using for the meme.

        • Brother Yam

          Fuckin’ Libtard with your “math” and your “facts”…

          • cmd

            Could we get Libtard Thug t-shirts?

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      There has to be something we libs can do to wrest control of that word away from those people. Can we start some kind of movement where we all define ourselves as thugs? maybe with t-shirts? I’m sick of the blatant racist bullshit being cloaked in that word. We gotta start somewhere.

      • Major_Major_Major

        The fuckers are like hydra, we take away thugs, and they will find a new codeword.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          uppity

        • SuspectedDemocrat

          What are you, some kind of socialist progressive???

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          Then we take that one. My grandparents’ generation used “nigger,” “darkie,” “jungle bunny,” all words I’m embarrassed even to type. We took those words away from them. It stops, with us, or it doesn’t stop.

          • Major_Major_Major

            I’m all for taking back every codeword the fucksticks can think of, mind you.

          • DemmeFatale

            My favorite is when the fucksticks started calling the ACA “Obamacare”. I love how that backfired when Obama said he liked it. Not strictly a code word, but VERY satisfying.

            And now they’re stuck with it!
            Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

          • Major_Major_Major

            Yup, they thought because Romney was trying to talk back the health care in MA, that Bamz would do the same. Surprise, chickenfuckers, another punch to the nadgers.

          • Blank Ron

            My PARENTS’ generation used them, with great glee. That tends to stick with one. Between that and the pasty white neighbourhood I grew up in, it colours my awkwardness around POC to this day.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Didn’t Bamz or OHJB use thugz last night? In reference to some depostic sorts?

      • BigBoppa

        Actually, thug fits the Orange One to a tee. Repeat after me:

        Cheeto-faced Thug
        Cheeto-faced Thug
        Cheeto-faced Thug
        Cheeto-faced Thug

      • UnsaltedSinner

        “Some thugs wear uniforms.”

      • DemmeFatale

        Since I’m sorta old, I had no idea that thug was anything but a brute of some sort. I used it to describe some white tough-talking, and crude guy, (probably Trump).
        My daughter, (after looking at me like I had 2 heads), got me up to date.

        • theblackdog

          That’s what it used to be, then much like when St. Ronnie concocted the idea of the “Welfare Queen” (who incidentally was always pictured as black) they started using “thug” as the dogwhistle term for troublesome black men.

    • elviouslyqueer

      I heard that too, on NPR, of all places.

      I. just. can’t.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Nice
        Polite
        Rethuglicans

    • HazooToo

      are you “friends” enough with this person that you could slap them in the head? They might need it.

    • (((JustPixelz)))

      I didn’t notice any moms of anyone killed by cops. Sandra Bland’s mother was there, but her death was a TOTAL police fuck up, not a shooting.

      • Astraea

        The Mothers of the Movement spoke on Tuesday.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      If you have enough patience, you might ask your friend what, exactly, would be the likely result if they marched out the moms of police officers killed in action? They might blame the “thugs”. And then they would ask, what can be done about this? Why are there poor, desperate, violent people in the inner cities and elsewhere? What can be done to improve cop/community relations?

      …and then you know what? Wham! Pretty soon, you’re right back at the same Democratic talking points and agenda.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      About as classy as dragging Ambassador Steven’s corpse across the convention floor…

      BTW, ask if them if they’re so concerned about being “fair and balanced™”, why the RNC didn’t feature the families of any of the undocumented immigrants who have been killed by dumb white Muricans.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The new Drumpsterized GOP is about nothing but class!

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        the classiest!

      • As classy as a gold plated toilet. That’s classy and not ridiculously tacky, right? Right?!

    • WomanInAMood

      Friend? Not busting on you, btw.

      • Lizzietish81

        We went to school together.

    • I’ve had to set my facebook feed to “show only important stuff” to several friends and family because of this stuff. I had to get off facebook for a couple of weeks after Newtown.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      The Trumpening has really been the signal for these people to finally speak their minds again, hasn’t it?

      • DemmeFatale

        A Trump lawn sign is a deal breaker in my book.
        ( But thanks, trumpanzees for saving me a lot of time.)

    • cmd

      So I have a family member who tweeted about how significant it was that the moms had different last names than their kids.

      • SeekingBarbie

        Sure, coz no Lady keeps her name, or changes it, or has more than one husband whose name she uses.

        • cmd

          When I moved to Florida the neighbor kids always called me Mrs. Spouse Name and when I corrected them, they got confused. One kid said, that’s just wrong. But no, the relative was definitely saying, unwed mothers/why their kids are losers and got killed.

  • Lizzietish81
  • anwisok
    • natoslug

      Scrapiex2, mad cow, scrapiex2 again, dropbear reveling in its madness. In other words, pure evil!

      • Lance Thrustwell

        But *cuddly* evil.

      • anwisok

        Found the Republican mole!

        • natoslug

          Oh sure, mix up the photo order so my list no longer matches. And I thought this poor guy was the Republican mole:

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I love koala

    • That koala is looking a little too satisfied with itself.

  • OddMan

    The more I see of Ms Giffords and her husband Mr. Kelly the more I am impressed.
    I worked for a while as a Rehabilitation Engineer, a fancy word for a person who tries to figure out how technology can help people with disabilities. Disabilities like severe brain injury. I have seen the hours and hours of hard work it takes for a person with a brain injury to just learn how to take a bite of an apple, or drink a glass of milk. To be crude, it can take an agonizing amount of work to learn how to wipe your own butt much less function in society.

    The fact that she and her husband have worked so hard to get her back in shape so she can give a speech at a national convention is worthy of a Medal of Honor.

    You are my hero Gabrielle, and Mark is too.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      it took my dad almost an entire year to learn to swallow after a choking incident in 2014. He wasn’t shot, he wasn’t hit by an IED – he was just an old man with Parkinson’s. To see someone come as far as she has come and to know how much work she had to do to get there – it is awe-inspiring. And it is mostly hidden. Thank you for posting.

    • DemmeFatale

      Has Gabby always been this adorable?
      I loved her sunny self yesterday!

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Exactly. My father had a stroke a few years ago, and was temporarily paralyzed on his left side. First he was devastated at the prospect that he would may be never be physically independent again, and then he was totally shocked at how hard the recovery phase was. He described how the therapists would ask him to do a simple task like touch his nose but he would touch somewhere else on his face instead even though his mind was telling him that he was touching his nose. He finally has limited mobility but he’s mostly wheel-chair bound.

      Recovering from brain trauma can be maddening and demoralizing. Seeing Gabby walk out there and say what she said, brief though it was, and in very good spirits was absolutely beautiful!

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Is there any actual evidence that any mass shooter has actually considered “gun free zone” as a factor in their choice of target?

    • Ms.MLG1979

      Evidence? Is that like a fact or something? Because I prefer baseless social media posts pulled from the ass of a RWNJ to prop up their white trash lifestyle choices for my source of information.

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        You are not starved for choice it that’s the case.

        • Ms.MLG1979

          Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve? I’ll keep my guns and healthcare, you keep the Change? Case closed!

    • Objectifer

      I live in Arizona. What are these gun free zones you speak of?

      • natoslug

        Planets other than earth.

    • natoslug

      Evidence is one of those feelings things where you see starbursts and can gaze into the soul of a person’s eyes and see the courage of their character from your back porch, right? ‘cuz if so, then yes, all of them did.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Evidence is what God tells you it is in answer to your prayers…

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      None of the shootings have taken place at a gun free zone, with the exception, perhaps, of Orlando (not sure if they had a gun policy, seem to remember they may have). So, there is that.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I think if you listen to the ammosexuals they’re all in gun-free zones; that’s why we stupid libtards need to stop making people unsafe by keeping guns out! If you try to follow the “logic” you’ll just give yourself a headache.

  • I Only Like Cats

    I’m so glad the DNC has been such a message of hope, strength, and courage.

    • Objectifer

      As opposed to the RNC’s despair, weakness and cowardice.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …I honestly think last night was the single most devastating night the gun lobby has had in 30 years

    • WomanInAMood

      Dear god, I hope you are right.

    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      To be exceeded by November 8th I’m hoping.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Remember last week when Republicans brought up on stage all those people whose lives were saved with guns? Yeah me neither.

  • Lizzietish81
  • Brian

    that picture is great, the look on the spaceman’s face is priceless.

  • (((JustPixelz)))

    The Republicans have made is clear that there is absolutely nothing whatsoever that can or will be done to reduce gun deaths in America. It’s like we are the Mad Max hell-scape next door to Canada.

    • BadKitty904

      And, per usual, the Republicans are lying about that.

    • SeekingBarbie

      Headline: Canada debates building wall on southern border to keep out gun-crazed marauding Americans.

      • cat cafe

        And successfully makes Trump pay for it

      • phoenix00

        You should see how many firearms the CBSA seizes from Americans when they try to cross the border already!

  • jmhm

    Hey, guys – who was that woman in the fucking shitshow economic video?

  • OrdinaryJoe

    I kept wondering how are we going to get the guns? Now I know. With Hiilz in the WH, we will get fed judges who can read and who will give a sane interpretation of the 2A. Then we can get some state laws controlling guns that the SCOTUS unpholds. Congress may be the wholly owned subsidiary of the NRA but we have a shot at getting us some state legis.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      We just needed bigger weapons, is what you’re saying. A better caliber of judges.

      • cat cafe

        You SAY those are assault judges but they are clearly selective-fire semi-automatic and automatic judges and so your entire point is wrong!

      • phoenix00

        We must do a better job clip-ping their magazines with the correct rounds.

    • Biff52

      As long as it’s the Roberts court, doubtful. He gets to choose what they rule on, and the Chief Justice only chooses something they want to debate.

      • OrdinaryJoe

        Actually, while the chambers of the CJ screens cases initially, any Justice can ask that a case be put on the agenda for the review conference. And all it takes is four Justices to grant review.

        • Biff52

          Thanks for that.

    • phoenix00

      One step at a time…. one step at a time.

  • Beowoof14

    I guess we should be like republicans and go around yelling killing machines for everyone. Ah not so much.

  • BadKitty904

    The Repugs are going to have a hard time topping a happily married couple composed of a U.S. Congressional Representative who kicked Death’s ass and a man who actually grew up to be an astronaut.

    • Longstreet63

      Said astronaut was also a navy combat pilot in Desert Storm, AKA The Iraq War Where They Knew When To Quit.
      I presume since you didn’t mention it, you must hate Our Veterans, and probably ice cream.

      • BadKitty904

        I also beat puppies and skewer innocent babies when in my cups. Too.

        • Longstreet63

          Well, it’s hard to get them out of the cups with a spoon, so I can hardly blame you for that.

          • Querolous

            Slippery lil’ devils.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Definitely had sniffles, allergies must have been acting up, during that part.

    • WomanInAMood

      No onion ninjas here. I was crying because those people are in great pain, and showed amazing strength and grace. They are beautiful, and I can only hope to be that good. These people are actually superheroes, and we are so lucky to walk the earth them. And I truly wish that not one of them was there, Because they were there for horrifying reasons. No fucking onions. Grief.

  • Sardonicuss

    Hah. The Regunlicans are pissed that Bradley Cooper (Murcan Sniper) is a lifelong dem, showed up at the convention (with his perpetually pissed off gf? ..)
    Also angry: People from the Republican Racoon Foundation

    • limberrat

      The guy who played our hero in a movie needs to adhere to his political beliefs!!!!

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        Wait til they find out Genghis Khan wasn’t a white guy.

        • Biff52

          Or Yeezy!

          • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

            I was gonna say! Imagine their disappointment when they find out he was a swarthy shrimp with a great big schnozz…
            Hell, if He ACTUALLY came back, they proabably wouldn’t believe it was Him. How’s THAT for irony?

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        Now we know how serial killers felt when they found out Anthony Hopkins didn’t actually eat a census taker’s liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

        https://youtu.be/iVlkZVAw8Gc

        They don’t believe in NUTHIN’ any more man!

        • cat cafe

          Next you’ll be telling me Michael Corleone and the Senator are NOT all part of the hypocrisy and it DOES involve his family!

      • shaar dula

        at this rate their heads might explode if meet Jesus. they’ll be like jeez who’should this Jesus guy man. what a socialist!

  • natoslug

    OT, but the girl-child loves her Truck Fump shirt, is now asking for a Commie-girl shirt . . .

    • natoslug

      p.s. — the lettering is a little low for those whose chests are not reminiscent of a billboard. Maybe there needs to be a curvy option, with the writing moved up 4 inches or so, and “Hey, my fucking eyes are fucking up here, you fuck!” in small print below it?

      • BigBoppa

        Or…..thanks to the miracle of gravity, she could wait ’til she’s in her 80’s to wear it and the lettering will be perfectly placed.

        (slinks away sniggering….)

        • natoslug

          She is cursing her mother’s genetics and saving up for reduction surgery. Some girls dream of ponies or princes, some dream of chests that don’t become weaponized when they run.

          • Bitter Scribe

            If I were her mother, I’m not sure I’d let her out of the house.

            (J/K)

          • natoslug

            I raised her right. She’s rude, sarcastic, quick-witted, and has a tendency to bite and kick. Okay, I may have gone overboard with those last two. And if you’re a guy, you’re quite likely to bore her and only be kept around if she needs someone to verbally abuse.

          • jmhm

            Hey, up til I made a kid, that was my best decision.

          • Pickwicknext

            Ra-fucking-men

      • DinkyBossetti

        Thanks for that info! I was just looking at shirts today and thought it looked low, but wasn’t sure if it was just that way in the image and the actual print would be higher.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Science and facts are Socialismz! Shooty bangsticks make Merika great.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Well, you’ve convinced me! Where’s the nearest Bangsticks-R-Us?
      Oh, never mind, there are three of them on the next block.

      • Longstreet63

        Right next to the baptist church!

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Shooty McBangsticks: The hero of a new series of cartoons produced by the NRA for distribution to kindergartens.

  • Longstreet63

    Guns don’t kill people! It’s all the fault of kinetic energy! Personally, I blame Newton.

    • Spotts1701

      I blame the Chinese. They’re the ones who figured out how to make gunpowder.

      • Longstreet63

        They didn’t use it for guns, though…
        Grenades, on the other hand…
        But it’s Newton’s fault for making science about it!

        • UnsaltedSinner

          If Newton hadn’t divided us by talking about kinetic energy, we wouldn’t have a problem.

          • Longstreet63

            If only he had taken the sensible approach and told people he wasn’t a scientist…

        • Biff52

          So, earth-shattering kabooms?

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        Gunpowder and Global Warming? They really have it out for us, don’t they?

      • cat cafe

        Dude, NO one blames the Chinese. What is wrong with you! It’s always the Jews.

  • baconzgood

    But think of all the good things guns can do like….um…a…hmmmmm. Nope guns are just for killing stuff.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      They’re good for reminding people to use turn signals, firing blindly into the night on New Years Eve, robbery . . .

      • cat cafe

        …showing someone how he shouldn’t have cut you off back at the expressway interchange… making a female do what you tell her…. showing everyone how you are superior, damn it….

    • Reddishrabbit

      Cruz used it to cook some bacon!

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        Still one of the creepiest fucking things I’ve ever seen. That look on his face when he tastes it…*shudders*

    • Major_Major_Major

      They are great for pounding in nails when a hammer isn’t handy, for opening beer cans, as door stops, as something to keep the kids occupied while on long road trips, and, of course, gunz are the best at amicably ending heated conversations.

      • BigBoppa

        If’n yer aim is good enuf you kin even use ’em fer speed nailin’.

        • Major_Major_Major

          It helps to have an extended magazine for that though. Reloading after only 10-12 shots is so passe.

  • Panika MCD

    I just want to note that the gun humpers–at least in Texas–are pissed at Walmart. and we can too!

    http://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/open-carry-texas-activists-are-very-upset-with-walmart-right-now/

    • WomanInAMood

      How super is Walmart. “We’ll pay you minimum wage and show you where to sign up for food stamps. In exchange, you need to fold these t-shirts and confront a belligerent moron who is visibly armed. Welcome aboard!”

      • Bitter Scribe

        Goddamn it, you beat me by four seconds. And your comment was funnier too.

        • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

          You really are a Bitter Scribe today, huh?

          • Bitter Scribe

            You have no idea.

          • WomanInAMood

            We all have those days.

      • BigBoppa

        On the bright side, employees who accept the new responsibility will qualify for hazard pay. (Which at Walmart translates to a 15 cent coupon for Little Friskies cat food)

        • WomanInAMood

          But what if you are a dog owner?

          Actually, I’m finding this hard to snark on. Walmart is deliberately putting their employees at risk. That is flat out wrong. Sickening, even.

          • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

            Aaaaah, dogs will eat anything. It’s all good.
            Hell, if the employee doesn’t own a pet they can spread it on a Saltine and eat it themselves for that matter…

          • BigBoppa

            My dog ate the cat’s food all the time. Hell, she even ate the stuff that’d already passed through the cat whenever we turned our backs on the liter box.

          • SeekingBarbie

            Ew.

          • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

            Dogs are gross sometimes.

          • WomanInAMood

            Does help stretch things when the food stamp money runs out.

          • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

            I hope cat food stays cheap. That’s a vital cog in my retirement plan.

          • Ghenghis McCann

            “dogs will eat anything. It’s all good.” My cousin’s Springer would eat seaweed. I can personally assure you that the resultant smell could never be described as “good”.

          • Back by popular demand – THE DOG WHO EATS AVOCADOS

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l99Ek4YtTuw

          • Longstreet63

            That’s pretty much Wal-Mart’s business plan, you know.
            And the funny thing is that, while they do not offer life insurance to their employees, it is a significant possibility that the company has taken out such policies on their employees, with the company as beneficiaries, and without mentioning it to the employees.
            This is an actual, and common thing, justified in that a dead employee causes a loss to the employer by being suddenly unavailable.

          • WomanInAMood

            I do know. And it truly pisses me off. We are not subsidizing those employees, we are subsidizing the owners. The life insurance thing is just an artificially flavored cherry-like food substance on a steaming shit sundae.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            And in some cases also also subsidizing by food assistance, heath insurance subsidies, etc.

          • WomanInAMood

            I obviously did not do a great job of explaining my position. When companies pay such low wages with no benefits, and their employees are forced to beg for assistance, then we are subsidizing those companies. All human beings deserve to eat. All human beings deserve medical care. So the Waltons, or any other awful excuse for a human, well, their profits are so much bigger because they DON’T PAY PEOPLE ENOUGH TO SURVIVE. I’m not shouting at you. But it makes me damn furious that people who work full time jobs are shamed by this. Damn furious.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            And that public taxes are subsidizing one of the richest families in the world in the underpayment of their workers. It should be a crime…

            I think we’re agreeing, and maybe I’m not thread-tracking…

        • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

          Corporate largesse!

    • eddi

      This could end badly.

    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      I can sympathize – I feel naked when I go out to buy milk and TP and our damn socialist government insists that I don’t have the right to pack heat to defend myself against those annoying people with clipboards trying to sigh me up for a store credit card. I always breath a big sigh of relief when I make it home alive.
      Thanks Trudeau!!

      • Panika MCD

        if you want, Kory here has the pharmacy on lockdown, but someone needs to protect the snacks in this Krogers!

        http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/files/2014/08/KoryWatkins.png

        • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

          No sense of style at all. Everyone knows you go with black composite furniture if you are going casual. Not to mention a blue shirt with brown walnut stock? Fashion crime right there.
          The hat is a nice touch though.

          • Panika MCD

            you have to remember that this is the guy who threatened to shoot TX legislators if they didn’t cave to his demands for Constitutional Carry, was convicted of several crimes which preclude him owning a firearm and so is now flagrantly breaking the law by having one anywhere ever.

          • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

            I had no idea. Where can I learn more of this brave individual’s lonely fight for freedom?

          • Panika MCD

            google “Kory Watkins”.

          • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

            Thanks, checked it out. Quite the asshole, isn’t he?

          • Panika MCD

            he’s certainly a vewy vewy spewshal snowfwake.

        • theblackdog

          They always forget about the snacks…

          • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

            Where does he live? We can send him some dildoes…he might be running short.

        • Ghenghis McCann

          Silly foreign me. I thought open carry only meant handguns, but I see its just another opportunity to say “mine is bigger than yours.”

          • Panika MCD

            technically, it does only refer to handguns. there’s a loophole for long guns in TX law that is meant to protect hunters going from house to vehicle and vehicle to hunting grounds, but it’s been exploited for decades. the photo is actually from before the open carry law went into effect.

        • revenant

          what a weenie

          • Panika MCD

            that is “sir teeny weenie” to you!

        • phoenix00

          Freedom to look like a total schmuck? CHECK

      • cat cafe

        ….”and I don’t have the right to pack heat TO SHOW EVERYONE HOW POWERFUL I AM!” FIFY

      • WomanInAMood

        Canadian, eh? If things go horribly, horribly wrong in November, would you be interested in a new roommate?

        • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

          I’m booked up, sorry…
          But I really don’t think you have much to worry about anyway.

    • Alan

      I’m shocked any private business would even allow it in the first place. No wait, it’s Walmart.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Funny how these SmallGovernmentFreedomLibertyFreeMarketKonstituushian guys never can wrap their heads around the fact that private businesses have a right to tell them if they get to carry guns on their private property.

      • Stulexington

        Yeah, it’s like they only support people having rights if they’re used to agree with them. But then hypocrisy seems to be their platform.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      In the video, he does eventually leave the store—and according to reports, he later returned after police arrived to show his permit, and continued shopping—but the time between being asked to show his permit or leave and refusing to do so is time he spends breaking the law.

      That seems like a lot of trouble just to shop at Wal-Mart. Not to mention a little weird that he really, really, really needs his man-piece on him at all times, even to shop at Wally World. But not his permit???? WTF? Is carrying the permit with him too just way too burdensome or something?

      • Panika MCD

        I know, how’s he supposed to vote without his gun license?

  • Rick Hill

    Bullets are like waves they only rearrange the sand….history turns upon the tides and not the deeds of man

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Tides go in, tides go out… You can’t explain that!

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        That never gets old…the fact that someone that moronic has a television program where he can spout his monumental stupidity and ignorance is incredible.

        • SeekingBarbie

          He provides hope for the befuddled masses.

          • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

            If by “hope”, you mean befuddles them more, than yes.

            I wonder if he ever has moments of self awareness and reflects upon the fact that his job basically consists of confusing stupid people? Probably not.

          • revenant

            hope that they can remain befuddled, cuz reality is scary and thinking is hard. O’Reilly is their enabler in their fear and ignorance, and so beneath contempt

        • phoenix00

          Fox News. Where else?

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        Billo would be amazed at the things that could be explained to him if he would stop shouting people down, pull his fat Irish head out of his ass, and listen

  • Reddishrabbit

    OT, but apparently Trump can’t even pull in an audience anymore compared to the Democratic Party.
    https://politicalwire.com/2016/07/28/democrats-again-get-higher-ratings/

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Sad.

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        Weak.

        • tehbaddr

          Pathetic.

          • therblig

            low energy

          • Gleem-McShinez

            “And, he referred to my ratings, if they’re small, something else is small. I guarantee you there is no problem.”

    • I actually find this more heartening than almost any other figure. It’s true that Nielsens undercount some groups, but they’re ones that 1. tend to be liberal anyway, and 2. aren’t reliable voters. We’re winning the battle with 35+ with TVs, and that’s a huge chunk of voters.

  • Iam Reading

    Popular culture assisted with the acceptance of gun culture, it can assist with its demonization. Social pressure is more effective as a catalyst for change than laws are, especially in Murikkka

    • cat cafe

      It was what finally changed opinions about drunk driving. When I was a kid, drunk driving was literally an excuse, not a crime. “Oh, well, he was drunk.” MADD changed that. There are several great groups doing this, my personal favorite is Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense. I urge everyone to join, or join Gabby’s group, and we can make this happen.

      • SeekingBarbie

        Also, back in the Olden Times, car manufacturers were sure nobody cared about safety features, and now they advertise them heavily and try to outdo each other. Thanks, Crash Test Dummies!

        • During the early 70s whenever my dad bought a new car the first job was to remove the seat belts and disable the ‘Fasten Seatbelt’ alarm. Our mom eventually convinced him to at least leave in the ones for her and us kids.

          He always drove commando until he died in 2003 – NOT of a car crash.

          • SeekingBarbie

            I’m an Old, so I remember that was a thing people did. I bought my first car in the mid-70s and annoyed people by refusing to drive until they buckled up. Also, I didn’t allow littering out the window.

          • Courser

            In the 60’s my dad bought a new car and put seatbelts IN the car, especially for us kids.

          • My dad used to build and drive race cars, and he was convinced that seat belts were actually BAD for being in a crash, because you’d get trapped and wouldn’t be able to get out.

            Of course, they also let me sleep at my mom’s feet on the passenger side on long car trips, so it’s amazing I survived myself.

          • We used to ride in that huge space under the back window and behind the back seat in my dad’s 1972 Pontiac Catalina and watch the sky.

          • jsmukg

            Oh, my, yes. ours was a 66 Tempest. it was wonderful.
            I would still drive commando but for certain hyperfascist laws and a certain overactive police state.

          • WhyFelicia

            My parents used to just throw me in the back seat of the car, even though seat belts and car seats existed by 1977. And the they got in a wreck and I was thrown against the back seat, and they were, all, hm, maybe we should secure her in some way?

            And that is how I ended up in the roof crate along with our Irish Setter.

          • phoenix00

            Poor doggy :(

          • vivian

            Thou art Romney?

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Smoking, too.

        • Ranina

          I think we were writing simultaneously.

    • Ranina

      The tobacco lobby was just a strong as the gun lobby. And lied and obfuscated. It was social pressure that finally did them in.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    Gunz are good for justice. Trump advisor, Al Baldasaro, all hot for firing squad for Hillary, just like Muslim indonesian set to do for 14. Except, it looks like maybe in Indonesia they give trials before firing squads. Weak Muslims don’t love justice like Trump’s GOP does.

    • phoenix00

      Thought Police, ROLL OUT!

  • SeekingBarbie

    Here’s a theory I just made up. GunNuts spend their [possibly] hard-earned money on guns but then there is no apocalypse or anyone to marvel at their WMDs so they haul them around in public so they can justify the wasted expense. What good is having a gun if it languishes in a locked gun safe with no one around to admire it? Also, Hero fantasies.

    • BigBoppa

      I think that’s a very sound theory.

      • SeekingBarbie

        Thank you! (blushes)

    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      I’ve always felt the Walter Mittyesque hero fantasies are a big part of it. The opening chapters of Tom Clancy’s “Patriot Games” are a perfect illustration of the mindset I think. Hell, I used to daydream about saving the day when I was delivering newspapers. Of course I was 14 years old at the time, not a grown man like them…

    • DinkyBossetti

      There is a man who lives a few blocks from me whom I have seen mowing his lawn with a gun on his hip. I did marvel at it, as I noted that I should never pass by that corner again unless I absolutely have to.

      • therblig

        you use roundup and the weeds come back. a few hollowpoints and boom – no more dandelions.

        • DinkyBossetti

          All of the sudden, I believe gun ownership is essential to life in the suburbs.

          • therblig

            it can also help shut down the sunday morning leafblowers, but please, use a silencer

      • eyelashviper

        Grasshoppers are vicious, blood and precious bodily fluid suckers, and must be stopped at all costs.

      • cleos_mom

        You never know when the Devil Ragweed is going to strike.

    • Serai 1

      The fact that they need to carry them around just proves it was never about “protection” in the first place, but rather about stroking their dicks in public and frightening everyone.

      • Plushinobi

        For some folks everything is about “stroking their dicks in public”

      • I grew up around guys like this. To a man, every one of them had been abused as a child or suffered some other major trauma, like starvation-level poverty. A few had PTSD from military service, too. They cling to their guns because they’re still afraid of Daddy or getting attacked or otherwise not surviving, and the gun gives them a (false) sense of security and control over their shitty lives. It’s heartbreaking, but it also makes it clear we’re not going to change them. We have to intervene at the child level first.

        • Serai 1

          All the more so because it’s guys with problems like that who are the most prone to committing suicide. Which is the #1 effect of having the fucking guns around. So yeah, it would be good if we’d make an effort not to produce that kind of thing in the first place.

    • I had a delightful time recently informing an ammosexual that he was being played for a sucker by people taking his money for expensive guns and “prepper” supplies. :)

  • Bad Granny

    I see we’ve put the intern in charge of troll bait. Gutsy choice. *grabs the popcorn*

  • artem1s
    • Pickwicknext

      Look! Three presidents!

  • The inside of a Trump supporter’s mind must be a frightening and confusing place.

    • Serai 1

      A dank cave that smells of bitterness, hate, and old spunk-filled kleenex.

      • YayConspiracy

        Oh, they cannot fill a kleenex.

      • eyelashviper

        and pockmarks from the random gun shots.

  • YayConspiracy

    Nothing frightens the gun lobby more than the courage of heroes like Gabrielle Gifford.

  • Serai 1

    OT: Well, Amanda Marcotte seems to have lost her mind.

    http://www.salon.com/2016/07/28/obamas_dnc_letdown_the_president_needed_to_hit_it_out_of_the_park_but_he_surprisingly_fell_short/

    Whining about how Bamz’ speech was long and meandering and missed the point and what is everyone so pleased about? JESUS CHRIST WOMAN.

    Sad.

    • Ranina

      Salon appears to be driving some kind of whamublance lately. It’s almost like they’re trying to stay edgy and relevant, but don’t know how to do it.

      • Gorillionaire

        I stopped paying attention to them after the 45th “I fucked my bisexual graduate professor to get back at my absent father” article.

        • Ranina

          LOL I even used to comment – until, following HP (where I was even a mod), they tried to force me to sign in with facebook. I refused.

    • hendenburg2

      Ah, that’s too bad… I enjoyed reading her DoubleX columns during her Slate days…

    • eyelashviper

      She should be forced to read her own rambling blather, over and over again…

    • jmhm

      Bill Clinton had done it, portraying his wife as she frankly, as a human, deserves to be seen: As a kind-hearted woman who loves her child and can set human male hearts a-flutter.

      This strikes me as pretty much a rosetta stone for Amanda’s form of feminism.

  • Me not sure

    Hillary Clinton will soon be sending her minions door to door to confiscate your guns and then force you to buy delicious Thin Mints and Somoas at the point of your own gun. Please give generously.

    • Ranina

      Unlike Michelle Obama, who would force you to give up your cookies for the sake of your health…

      • Me not sure

        I tried the cauliflower shortbread. They suck.

        • Ranina

          The gluten-free kale biscuits are delicious.

          • Me not sure

            It may seem funny,. but kale and gluten pretty much affect me the same way.

          • Ranina

            I won’t ask…

          • hendenburg2

            sadly, the gluten-free have more sugar and fat than the regular kale biscuits

          • Ranina

            depends on what recipe they use.

    • phoenix00

      WILL BUY

      (the cookies that is)

    • mrpuma2u

      I love when these little nubs come to my door and launch in to their shpeel, and I say “darlin’ you had me at I’m selling cookies”

    • Parakeetist

      Peanut butter Tagalongs are world peace.

    • Shoto

      These Dangerous Cookie Hooligans prowl the neighborhood under the guise of peddling tasty little flavor nuggets, while their actual agenda is to confiscate All The Gunz. Where will it end?

      • Me not sure

        Who do you think shoots the holes in those Samoas?

    • Maree Martin

      But…but, they’re THIN freaking MINTS!!! Just pointing the BOX at me is like holding a loaded gun to my head.

      • Me not sure

        That’s how they get you.

    • cleos_mom

      She and the minions have agreed on a plan to do just that on November 8th. Everybody STAY HOME until 7:00 p.m. and protect your guns!

      • Me not sure

        Assault rifles go first, so be alert.

  • Paperless Tiger

    This is a bold initiative. Evidently the Democrats are calculating some leeway in the margin of votes. Hope they’re right.

  • eyelashviper

    Hillary has invented a yuuuuugeee Gun Vacuum, that just hovers overhead, like a drone, and sucks up all the gunz, right outta yer hands even….
    Only Donald Trump can deal with this and save innocent white men from womenfolk with cards, tweets, and scary stuff.

    • opsonizer

      Hey, liberal person.
      Some of us can read history, you know. Ever heard of 1976 Mass handgun ban vote? It’s not like you are any different since then. :)

      • jmhm

        Pssst. T’was brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. For the love of god and as you hold your oath sacred, don’t tell the sheeple.

      • Callyson

        Right, because universal background checks and restrictions on military-style hardware will INEVITABLY lead to TOTAL GUN CONFISCATION!!!

        No constitutional rights are completely absolute (OK, maybe the 3rd one is–I don’t see the military forcing us to house the troops anytime soon) FFS. I personally don’t have a problem with a responsible person who wants a gun for protection: I have a problem with the fanatics at the NRA who took years to come around on keeping guns out of the hands of people convicted of domestic violence FFS. There’s some history to look at!

      • vivian

        Indeed we are a monolith, a singular people of singular gun-grabbing mind, since 1976. Tell us illiberal person of your struggles for freedom from this oppression. Every day I read more stories of innocent people murdered by sandwiches and salad forks and whatnot because the evil liberals have taken all the guns and human madness must seek other vectors for its expressions of rage. Truly tyranny has been visited upon us. It’s not like any idiot can walk into a gun show and walk out with a gun. Hold on, wait a sec, it’s EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

      • tehbaddr

        Go wrap you mouth around the end of a hot AR and suck till your lips and tongue are fused to it, asshole!

  • bbayliss

    If gun owners were forced to have liability insurance like auto owners this would quickly right itself.
    Money is all too often the answer.

    • proudgrampa

      Yup.

      No insurance, no gun.

      • bbayliss

        Couple of big payouts and the insurance industry will rein (sp?) them in.

    • HooverVilles

      THIS!

  • WeNeedLiberalsGassed

    You perverts do more damage to society with your HIV infected pen*ses than every gun throughout history has done.

    • cheetojeebus

      From your comment history I see you seem to enjoy penises in all their glory. Fixated might be a way to put it. Here enjoy this bag of crispy salted rat penises.

      • Suse

        Same moran who changes his name everytime he drops by, but usually includes “liberal” somewhere in there.

    • jmhm

      Are you in fact turgid at the current time?

    • Brian

      It’s true, I read it in history books. Who can forget the famous phrase, “Don’t cum until you see the whites of their eyes.” And of course HIV saved America by defeating Pickett’s Charge at Gettysburg. Everyone remembers when AIDS killed Davy Crockett the Alamo. But most famous, of course, is Custer’s Last Fuck, goddamn injun penises killing all those gay cavalry boys.

      • jmhm

        I remember we went into that in some depth when we were studying Pickett’s (eventually) fatal facial.

    • jmk

      Don’t worry, Turgid, old chap… you can indulge yourself and say “penises” on here.

      • King of America

        I strongly suspect that if he let himself type out that word he’d need a whole box of tissues afterwards.

        • jmk

          I’m guessing he buys them by the crate at BJs…and that he shops there because of the name.

    • Callyson

      Nice try, troll, but as a Vagina-American I don’t have a penis. But I think I know why you are so obsessed with them…

      • tehbaddr

        Oh, so you’re more like a land mine from the 80s?

      • Suse

        Why do you encourage divisiveness with your hyphenated identity? You’re the real racists, you Vagina-Americans!

    • mancityfooty .

      Oh my dog, you almost wrote out an icky word.
      At least you didn’t write “cocks”
      And is it penises or penii?

    • tehbaddr

      Aren’t you going to spew about throbbing love muscles and anuses?

    • King of America

      Hello old friend. Come in, come in. How’s your prostate?

      • Suse

        Absent, I’d say.

      • thenearesthippie

        You just *know* he says “prostrate.”

    • Suse

      Your argument is weak and sad, but we’re to to be looking into that (no we aren’t).

    • tehbaddr

      Let go of your dick already and post another comment weirdo!

    • Treg Brown

      Dude WTF. Are you phoning your trolling in? You’re not even amusing.

      Up your fucking game or GTFO.

      • thenearesthippie

        I fear he’s going to turn out to be a one-hit wonder.

        • tehbaddr

          He’ll never make it to the Dear Shit for Brains post if this is all the game he’s got. Sad, weak, loser.

          • Treg Brown

            Also too, low energy.

          • tehbaddr

            I always forget that one! I guess everybody is low energy when you’re cranked up on stimulants like Hitler!

        • Treg Brown

          I doubt he’ll even make deleted comments this week, unless it’s for the christian-y name he chose for himself.

    • tehbaddr

      I do believe he came here only to drop one rat turd pellet. That or he’s working on his cock furiously and can’t be arsed to type anymore.

      • vivian

        or his Mom came home and found him on Wonkette, saw the logo and now he’s getting his ass tanned out behind the barn.

        • tehbaddr

          A woman with a whip! Is that what you look at when I leave the house!

    • Lark_in_the_AM

      Oh geez . . . not his dude again, he’s too easy. Don’t come back out of your mamma’s basement until you’ve acquired something resembling wit. We like to play with our prey before we destroy it.

    • Funny how it’s Republicans who get caught being “perverted” (truck stop sex, airport bathrooms, underage girl friends) while Democrats go for the whole consenting adults having sexy times.

    • Biff52

      Blow me.

  • Cranky Man

    This Gwinnter does words nice, me like his efforts.

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