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Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore is sick and tired of people misunderstanding her important thoughts about the need to shoot federal agents who aren’t really cops. A while back, she did a teevee interview in which she said it’s perfectly OK to point guns at “law enforcement officers” if they point their gun at you, because self defense. Then, because a whole bunch of stupid liberals thought she’d said it was OK to point guns at cops, she did a follow-up interview where she explained she only meant it was OK to point guns at federal “law enforcement officers,” who aren’t really law enforcement officers according to her very special Cliven Bundy Constitution, and didn’t you hear her sarcastic quotation marks? She also said she’ll never have to worry about real cops pointing their guns at her, because she’s fucking a cop, so instead they’d point their dicks at her. Sadly, it appears Nevada law enforcement is full of liberal pussies who haven’t been seduced by Michele Fiore at all, because a law enforcement association has gone and condemned her statements, even going so far as to call her an “embarrassment” to Nevada. Stupid, stupid cop people!

The Nevada Association of Public Safety Officers, which represents 21 Nevada law enforcement agencies, sent Fiore a letter Thursday saying her comments disqualify her as a candidate for Congress:

Ms. Fiore, we no longer see you as a passionate advocate for your Second Amendment rights, which we support. Rather, these comments were utterly irresponsible, an embarrassment to your District and our State, and they continue to demonstrate why you are unqualified to hold the position of United States Congresswoman.

NAPSO Executive director Rick McCann told the Las Vegas Sun,

I was appalled … Michele, what are you thinking to even suggest in any way, shape or form, to even imply that it would be a valid course of conduct for a citizen to point a weapon at a law enforcement officer?

Fiore, not surprisingly, was astonished and shocked that McCann and his group would twist her words the way they did. Her words, you’ll recall, were:

I would never, ever point my firearm at anyone, including an officer of the law. Unless they pointed their firearm at me. Now, once you point your firearm at me, I’m sorry, then it becomes self-defense. So whether you’re a stranger, a bad guy, or an officer, and you point your gun at me and you’re gonna shoot me and I have to decide whether it’s my life or your life, I choose my life.

But damn it, Fiore already clarified that she meant fake federal cops, who she doesn’t think are cops, just glorified bureaucrats with guns who have no real authority. She’s now gunning for McCann and his stupid-ass letter, metaphorically (for now):

“If their leaders want to take a personal jab at me politically, bring it, and bring it all day long,” she said […]

“They can take the paper they printed it on, and he can use it in his restroom,” she said.

Fiore continued her counterattack in comments to the Las Vegas Review-Journal:

“They don’t have the balls to call me and sit down and talk to me face to face,” she said. “… Sending out a letter without a call to me — shame on them.”

Jesus, what is with these scaredy-cat cops who are afraid of an Armed Citizen calling on American Patriots to exercise their God-given right to defend themselves against tyranny? They’d better not push her, because she knows her rights, which include the right to decide which law enforcement officers are real and which aren’t. That’s right there in the Constitution, Article Potato, section PewPewPew!

McCann didn’t seem especially bothered by Fiore’s aspersions on his law-enforcing nutsack. He said he had already received a voicemail from Fiore, and explained the decision to send the letter was not his alone, but a decision by NAPSO’s board. Also, he pointed out that some people don’t see the fine distinction Fiore does between evil federal cops and good local cops:

He noted that a couple who visited the Bundy standoff site in 2014 later killed two Las Vegas cops.

“Yet Michele continues to want to be that gun-toting momma who wants to stand up and be heard on the issue,” he said. “Enough with the bravado. In this day and age, bravado gets you hurt.”

Wow, that sure does sound like a tyrant. He’d better watch himself lest Fiore’s more ardent fans decide he’s one of them gun-grabbing Second Amendment haters. Not that true patriots would ever threaten cops, apart from the ones who shot those cops in Vegas, but that was a false flag incident by the Feds anyway. So if McCann is threatened, obviously, that’s another false flag, or maybe it’s Patriot Justice, depending on whether it helps Michele Fiore in the polls.

In other Michele Fiore news, we also learned Thursday that Fiore used her campaign funds to fly up to Oregon to play crisis negotiator at the end of the Great Bundy Dildo Standoff at the Malheur Federal Wildlife Refuge. Pretty sure using campaign funds for her own personal obsession is EXCELLENT preparation for a career in Congress, where she can take grifting to a whole new level.

[Las Vegas Review-Journal / Las Vegas Sun / Crooks & Liars]

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  • Objectifer

    When un-holstered her guns point at the floor.

    • PubOption

      They would if they were real.

      • SnarkOff

        I’m guessing hers are real. It’s the super-skinny gals, like Melania, with the giant hooters–that’s a dead giveaway.

        • SadDemInTex

          A woman I knew who worked in a plastic surgery office said in 99% of nature butt and boobs balance. If the lady has a tiny boyish rump and giant boobs there has been help from a surgeon.

          • Aquaria

            I’ve known exactly one woman who naturally had a Barbie body–skinny body, big honkers. She was in my squadron in AF basic training and tech school. I know hers were real, because she was a blah from inner city Philly. She was so poor that she said her family didn’t have a shower or bathtub where they were living, and had to do sponge baths out of the sink most days. One of the reasons why she joined the AF was to get her family out of that situation.

            So there was no way she would have afforded plastic surgery at age 19.

            All the others–yeah, fake.

          • SadDemInTex

            There is always that 1%.

    • Oneofthebobs

      Thanks for that. If I’d eaten breakfast, maybe I wouldn’t have the dry heaves.

    • Painter of Goats

      And when she is 70 they will touch the floor.

      • Rachael Batten

        No, no you get them re-lifted on a ten-year cycle when they’re that big.

    • chimichanga

      Pair o’ 45s. There seem to be lots of boob diaries lately.

      • fka_donnie_d

        Wheres Michelle Malkin when you need her?

        • At the corner, turn left

          Busy being outraged by Clinton, Bill, that is.

  • Oneofthebobs

    These people are all so incredibly vulgar. They shouldn’t use that kind of language unless comments are not allowed.

  • Mpeg

    I think I see the future Mrs. Nugent in this woman.

    • Too old.

      • theCryptofishist

        So, Nugent takes them when Pedobear’s done?

        • Aquaria

          Nugent’s a zygote bandit, if ever there was one.

  • bubbuhh

    I hear she buys her wackaloons at the Strip Gun Club

  • Michael Smith

    Wow this lady hates cops like a common Beyonce

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …the scary thing is, THIS is the type of woman that the GOP considers “smart”. Sarah Palin is considered your average run of the mill GOP mother.

    • Jason Freeman

      I don’t think that they consider her smart, so much as they know how much she appeals to the wingnutosphere. They can tolerate stupid shit coming from her mouth as long as she continues to distract the knuckle draggers from their actual problems.

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …I got say “Nope” Jay! Turn on “Faux News” to see what they consider a “average” woman. Michele Fiore would get crushed in a debate with Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, Donna Brazile or even Debbie Wasserman Shultz. They love the “eye candy” but they love stupidity even more

        • kindness

          C’mon now. All Fiore would have to do is wear a short skirt and allow a little side boob and the Fox Crowd would crown her queen. Me, I think she’s more Queen For A Day (yea I’m that old).

          • Aquaria

            She doesn’t even make that cut. The Queen for a Day types were at least partially sympathetic.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        I don’t think the knuckle draggers are interested in whats coming from her mouth. Its the several pounds of silicon gel below it that holds their attention as they ‘polish’ their ‘weapons’.

        • Jay Vaughn

          ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE!

    • GDleftyPart2

      Yep, she’s got a bra packed full of the kind of smarts they appreciate…..

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      No, they consider her a MILF, just like Sarah.

      • I beg to disagree. A GILF:

        Born: Michele Ann Fiore

        July 29, 1970 (age 45)

        […]

        Children: 2 daughters, 5 grandchildren

        Unless Wiki’s lying, of course.

        • Duckbudder

          Damn! I’m 9 yrs older than her, and my oldest son is graduating HS next week.

          • theCryptofishist

            So are her daughters!

        • Rachael Batten

          Omg, I was wondering why her hands were grandma-hands! They don’t match her face!

    • limberrat

      Remember, they had to call her in as a legitimate person to talk down the Bundymentalists who holed up at Malheur…

      • Thaumaturgist

        OTOH I figure the Feds have something on her.

        • nmmagyar

          Other than the campaign finance violations?

          • Thaumaturgist

            May we

  • Anarchy Pony

    Is it just me or does it seem far more likely that these gun nuts would impose tyranny rather than prevent it?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It’s not just you. Their idea of “freedom” is pretty much that of Tywin Lannister.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Yeah, well the mines in the westerlands have run dry.

        • Marjorielsampson1

          “my room mate Lori Is getting paid on the internet $98/hr”…..!ti471u

          two days ago grey MacLaren. P1 I bought after earning 18,512 Dollars..it was my previous month’s payout..just a little over.17k Dollars Last month..3-5 hours job a day…with weekly payouts..it’s realy the simplest. job I have ever Do.. I Joined This 7 months. ago. and now making over hourly. 87 Dollars…Learn. More right Here !ti471u:➽:➽:.➽.➽.➽.➽ http://GlobalSuperJobsReportsEmploymentsPartyGetPay-Hour$98…. .★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★::::::!ti471u….,..

        • Sandramfall

          “my room mate Lori Is getting paid on the internet $98/hr”…..!ti264ur

          two days ago grey McLaren. P1 I bought after earning 18,512 Dollars..it was my previous month’s payout..just a little over.17k Dollars Last month..3-5 hours job a day…with weekly payouts..it’s realy the simplest. job I have ever Do.. I Joined This 7 months. ago. and now making over hourly. 87 Dollars…Learn. More right Here !ti264u:➽:➽:.➽.➽.➽.➽ http://GlobalSuperJobsReportsEmploymentsEnergyGetPay$98Hour…. .★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★::::::!ti264o….,…

    • Jim Johnson

      No way. We need our 2nd Amendment rights so we can “refresh the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants”. I’m talking about you Drumpf (with votes).

      • El Cid

        Why are we planting vampire trees anyway?

    • fka_donnie_d

      “An armed society is a polite society” in the same sense that original meaning of “gentleman” was “someone you always treated gently if you didn’t want to get stabbed/shot/beaten/lynched”

  • Relativicus

    Coincidence? I think not…

  • GDleftyPart2

    We buried one of our boys in blue yesterday Michele.
    Fuck you and the gun you rode in on you traitorous wretch.

    • chimichanga

      My cop son sold off his guns (besides service) that he bought as a younger man when his son was born three years ago. He absolutely seconds your comment. Three violent upfists.

  • Panika MCD

    well, if the good LEOs were allowed to put crosses on their cars, this problem would be solved.

  • limberrat

    So she is running for a government position for a government she pretty much doesn’t recognize as legitmate? Woman, you are missing a few dozen brain cells.

    • Painter of Goats

      So almost half, in her case.

  • SnarkOff

    Just a reminder to any cop who might point a gun at Michelle: Her eyes are up here.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Aim for center mass…

      • kindness

        Those love pillows would stop a .38.

        • Aquaria

          Na. They’d just make the sepsis set in faster.

          I know what you’re thinking: This is a bad thing…how?

          • AlasAnAss

            Prisoners, you don’t take ’em.

  • Thaag Tidestalker

    “If their leaders want to take a personal jab at me…., bring it, and bring it all day long,”

    My dirty thoughts go wild with the exclusion of one word.

  • FauxAntocles

    It’s awesome to be a RWNJ: you get to decide what the real law is, who real citizens are and who the real cops are.

    • Blank Ron

      It’s an awesome responsibility.

    • nmmagyar

      Don’t forget, they now get to decide which gender people are.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Not to mention having the delusion that your particular obsessions and delusions are such grand obsessions and delusions that everybody else must follow them, as well.

  • Dg Hacket

    Was that a “Bone” reference in there Dok?

    • doktorzoom

      Could be, small mammal!

  • Lefty Frizzell

    I thought even the wingnuts agreed that those with mental illnesses shouldn’t have guns?

    • Ghenghis McCann

      ‘Too many’ guns.

    • At the corner, turn left

      The insane don’t know they’re insane. Explains a lot, doesn’t it?

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    I’m sure she also claims to support the troops, because it’s only certain parts of the federal government that she thinks are illegitimate

    • Anarchy Pony

      Well yeah, she needs the troops in case they want to try a coup.

      • At the corner, turn left

        You mean rely on our Socialist Military? I’m guessing this is a fact that has escaped her microscopic notice.

  • JohnBull

    She meant it’s okay for people (like her) to pull guns on cops. This rule doesn’t apply to places like Ferguson.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, if you’re blah, you shouldn’t be throwing sidewalks and skittles at cops, for sure.

      • nmmagyar

        Federal agents are real cops, but (self appointed) neighborhood watchmen are. Got it!

        • Jukesgrrl

          The Zimmerman White Primacy Act, passed in 2013.

    • At the corner, turn left

      Her rule also doesn’t apply to people capable of using their higher brain functions. Lizard brains only need apply.

  • Mpeg

    Geez, lady — you don’t NEED a firearm to make Keith Ablow’s head asplode. Just tell him you taught your kids how to take bong hits.

  • A Bashful Nobody

    Fiore is the stupidest person this side of Sarah Palin.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Louie Gohmert libulz!!1!

      • A Bashful Nobody

        If it quacks like a dick…….

      • weejee

        Our beloved main man.

    • Blank Ron

      That takes some doing.

    • mancityfooty .

      Michele Bachmann libels!

  • Mirful

    I know talent when I see them.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Michele is confused about a great many things. The US Constitution is the least of them.

    I attribute this to her being blonde, and having bodacious ta-tas.

    • nmmagyar

      Yeah, but neither of those things are real…

      • jmhm

        or even particularly effective imitations.

  • baconzgood

    Sooooo cops frown on mexican stand offs? Who’da thunk it.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      even the Messicans frown on them…

      • limberrat

        They seem to be an American phenomenon anyway…maybe we should change the name.
        Freedom standoff has a nice ring to it…

  • onedollarjuana

    Michele is such a blow-hard that I’m not sure she would be allowed in a North Carolina women’s room.

    • Painter of Goats

      I know I wouldn’t let her use mine.

  • Painter of Goats

    A very evil part of me wishes she would just go ahead do it. Pull a gun on law enforcement and see what happens next. But then the human part of me wouldn’t want any law enforcement officer to have to deal with the aftermath.

    • Sheepshagger

      “In Reno today two sheriffs deputy’s were hospitalised with blunt force trauma from a Dow Corning saline implant. The officers said Fiore, a somewhat functional support system for irrational hate and illogical governance concepts launched the improvised projectile after a brief gunfight. Both officers have suspected TBI (traumatic boob injuries ). Fiore is survived by 19 pistols, 8 shotguns, 43 assault rifles and a disturbingly large number of semi nude guns n girls cheesecake photos. ”

      • mancityfooty .

        She will not be missed.
        In other news….

  • Vecciojohn LLC

    Holy jumping shit, how criminally fawking stoopid do you have to be to even think about pointing a gun at a cop?

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      That’s a Bundyesque level of stupid, to be sure.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        You both forget. Armed BLM enforcement personnel are not cops…they’re tyrants.

        • h4rr4r

          Employed by a french banking cartel.

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            JEWS! INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!!11!!!!!!

          • Sheepshagger

            No love for the masons? I feel our best days are behind us.

          • At the corner, turn left

            I thought that was International Jewelry. No? Never mind.

        • weejee

          So next time Bamz should send the 82nd Airborne?

    • mrpuma2u

      She puts the dumb in Freedumbs.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      This stupid. One-L stupid.

    • wurman

      Well . . . her good buddy LaVoy Finicum attempted, reached for, made a move to pull a pistol out of his jacket pocket (never even got far enough to “point” it), and Oregon State Police officers killed him. Can we know if troopers in the Oregon State Police are “legitimate” law enforcement officers? In “Old West” terms, Finicum didn’t even “clear leather,” so the notion that Grandma Fiore would pull out a firearm and point it at some armed law enforcement officer is the sort of blithering, blathering mythology invented in wingnuttistan.

      • doktorzoom

        But it worked so well in his novel!

        • wurman

          I read some (a lot) (too much) of your review. BlueTarp Finicum was a seriously deranged psychotic who needed mental health care at an institution–court ordered & mandatory.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Police unions almost always endorse Republicans so fuck ’em…they’ll probably endorse some marginally less crazy wingnut who appeals to gun nuts the same way but doesn’t say it’s okay to shoot at cops.

  • Callyson

    “They don’t have the balls to call me and sit down and talk to me face to face,” she said. “… Sending out a letter without a call to me — shame on them.”

    Not wanting to waste time communicating with you =/= not having any balls, Micele…

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Drawing a gun at an officer went very well for me
    – Lavoy Finicum

    • JD Mulvey

      It went GREAT for old Lavoy… if your goal is to become a martyr among the nutjob community.

      • wurman

        Suicide by cop.

    • wurman

      Agreed. Proven. However . . . he got his fervent wish.

  • Callyson

    a couple who visited the Bundy standoff site in 2014 later killed two Las Vegas cops

    Shit just got real. Fuck…

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Shit was real TWO YEARS AGO, but Michele here doesn’t get it.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    “Michele” with one l is clearly a warning sign. Like guys with three names, one of which is “Lee”.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Or Wayne.

    • Creepoman

      Or a middle Earl (St. Jimmah exluded, ‘course – one exception to every rule)

      • H0mer0

        “I am your FAHTHER!”

    • H0mer0

      good thing that Jamie Lee Curtis Testicular feminization story was found to be an urban legend.

    • Aquaria

      Tommy Lee Jones libelz!

      • AlasAnAss

        Robert Edward Lee lib–you know what? No. Fuck that traitor.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    So the saga of Michele Fiore, a tit for all seasons continues…

  • dinah42

    Any time someone over the age of four (maybe even three) uses the phrase “bad guys,” I automatically write them off.

    Also, what does this mean for her stance on Louisiana’s Blue Lives Matter [s]bullshit[/s]law? Her Very Special Logic ™ baffles the hell out of me.

  • Belga Dear

    Whackaloon vs Racist Drug Warrior Thugs. It’d be easier to pick a side if I knew who had the secret death punch. Until then, I can’t blame those who choose boobs.

  • weejee

    Needs more RPGs – Replican Pistol Goofballs.

    • willi0000000

      Weej, is it me or is that whole party hopped up on goofballs?

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Well I guess that endorsement went tits up, so now One-L is going to need to go boobs to the wall to really get her base enmammoried of her chances. I’d say as the tit flies or the tit mouse runs but that would make me into one huge boob when her campaign fails to float on its own…..

    • Thaumaturgist

      Well Alphs, you really milked that one.

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        I really tugged the nipple on that one, didn’t I? I just wanted to keep everyone abreast of my prognostications is all…

        • Thaumaturgist

          Yep Alphs, you’re a real hooter. Anyone who disagrees sucks.

          • Duckbudder

            You guys are udderly redickless;^}

          • wurman

            La Leche League libelz, slanderz, and defamationz. If Bob Hope were not terminally dead, he could sing a version of “Thanks for the Mammaries.”

  • Me The People

    She’s trying real hard to get some of – sorry, more of ‘her’ people killed. Total psychopath.

    • sw19womble

      She needs more martyrs for her cause if she’s to get re-elected.

      • Blank Ron

        Isn’t there an employment agency she could use?

      • Kavefish

        And here I thought implants only required silicone to fill them.

        • theCryptofishist

          Mole liebullz!

  • Spotts1701

    17 more days until her 15 minutes are up…

    • Biff52

      Hope you’re right. Early voting starts tomorrow. I’m not in her district, though.

      • Spotts1701

        She’s way, way behind Roberson (the “insider”) and Tarkanian (the “outsider”). No room for “the nutcase” in this race.

        • mancityfooty .

          Tarkanian, the coach?

          • Spotts1701

            His son. Trading on the family name is his current profession. He’s run 3 times for office, and got whupped all three times.

          • mancityfooty .

            I remember when UNLV was the team.
            Back before ESPN only liked Eastern teams

        • Fartknocker

          If she looses I can see this twat wanting to call Texas home and I hope that does not fucking happen. I will continue to say her bravado and statements boring on terrorism.

  • TheGrandWaz00

    Easiest campaign sign ever.

    FI☺RE
    (o)(o)

    • Jukesgrrl

      Normally I would find that sexist, but in this case it’s truth in advertising.

      • Biff52

        The boob card, it’s all she’s got.

        • At the corner, turn left

          Let’s not forget the stupid card. It works for the Orange One.

    • Duckbudder

      ( o ) ( o )

  • HazooToo

    Finally caught up! You take barely more than a week off from Wonkette, and you come back to a roller coaster of batshit insanity, rage, disgust, and a few Nice Time things, softened by a little snark. But still! Jesus fuck! Take my advice: Never try to catch it all up in one day. You need a break for kittens and tea.

    • nmmagyar

      Why would you ever go somewhere without access to Wonket? Were you in an Obama Reeducation Camp?

      • HazooToo

        It was the Bernie Blowout. Drastic disappointment. And then the miracle in the diaper story. I just needed to put my head in the sand for a little while and pretend that other people were intelligent and compassionate and level-headed! It worked, mostly, and I missed you guys.

        • Angela Ruzzo

          Wait until you retire. Then you can take naps and escape from the insanity for a couple of hours every day.

          • HazooToo

            Semi-retired now, just doing the Mom thing, but Jesus Christ, nap time is still hard to come by. Maybe once the house is clean, but the house is NEVER CLEAN.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            No, houses are never clean. I no longer worry about this. I cleaned the house every week for 50 years, enough already. It’s insanely repetitive and boring work. Now I pay someone to clean once a week, just like I pay someone to mow. I don’t care how well they do it, just as long as I don’t have to do it.

        • DemmeFatale

          It was tough.
          I also took a break.
          I want Trump to lose so badly, (and bigly), I get very frustrated at anything that I think is in the way.
          (Glad to see some new Wonkers, though.)

      • hendenburg2

        funny… I thought that r Wonket would be an integral part of Obama Reeducation Camps…

    • Jukesgrrl

      Enough with the baby animals. I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!

    • Biff52

      Lately, I can’t even keep up a day at a time.

      • theCryptofishist

        Me niether. Triage, triage, triage.

  • btwbfdimho

    Michele on that picture shows The Gun, The Military, and The Flag, but where is the Cross?

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Between her thighs, is my guess.

      • Master Contrail Program

        In her underwear. My bad, that’s a surveyor’s mark.

  • anon_the_great

    Accounting seems to be State Rep. Boobzillia’s Achilles heel. Remember her home healthcare biz what with the embezzlement and such

    • GDleftyPart2

      The ones that hate the gubmint are usually the first ones taking their monies.
      Exhibit A, Lavoy Finicum, foster care rancher.

      • Jukesgrrl

        Exhibit B Gov. Rick Scott (Grifter-FL) who oversaw the largest Medicare fraud in U.S. history.

        • Jay Vaughn

          Exhibit C Bundy boys 1-3.

          • UncleTravelingMatt

            See also, Brandon Curtiss, thrice bankrupt President of III% of Idaho who is now being investigated for fraud/embezzlement.

          • cat cafe

            Exhibit D, the guy who wanted to come join the Bundy boys to fight against the evil Federal Government but had to wait for his disability check to arrive.

          • wurman

            Exhibit E+ would be Der Trumpenfuehrer’s bankrupticies, fraudulent Small Business Admin. grants, and focused grifter scams aimed at the gullibles.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Or voting for their tax cuts.

        • At the corner, turn left

          Without seeing the irony that tax cuts would then cut into the money available to the subsidies they so dearly love. Stupid is as stupid does.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    This is a garbage person, with garbage ideas. Toss her back on the shitheap where she belongs, Nevada.

  • NotALiar

    She will make a nice VP for trump.

  • Jay Vaughn

    In fairness going to an armed standoff with the Feds is a campaign event for her.

  • Jay Vaughn

    I hate to say it but maybe the misogynists are right, maybe there are some gals that should be seen and not heard. Or at least not heard.

    • vivian

      Can I pick “Not seen and Not heard” please?

      • At the corner, turn left

        ‘Neither seen nor heard’ rolls more fluidly off the tongue, but, yes, total agreement here. I would add that she and her ilk not be allowed within, oh, what… say five miles of sane people.

        • vivian

          Ahhh, a lover of the Classics….

    • Villago Delenda Est

      There are plenty of men who fall into that category as well.

  • Master Contrail Program

    Are cameras even useful after that much Vaseline has been smeared on the lens? Perhaps for colonoscopies? Either way, it would still be taking photos of assholes.

  • You know, there’s a Natalie Fiore who works in…a very specific sector of the entertainment industry, one with ties to Nevada, and…she and this Fiore share certain, ahem, attributes…I’m just asking

    • I think this calls for an investigatory junket to examine the evidence first hand to determine the relationship between this Natalie Fiore and Michele Fiore. I mean other than the obvious: they both spell their names with one el.

      • Cindyinencinitas

        Oh boy! A junket!

        • Duckbudder

          Will Trix be issuing travel vouchers?

          • mancityfooty .

            No.
            Now, everyone with me: SHIFT CTRL +N

          • Cindyinencinitas

            Idk. Does she have Obamatix?

    • 3FingerPete

      Does Natalie also have a figure like a fire hydrant?

      • Boy howdy, she do. Hominahominahomina

        • kareemachan

          Stop that.

  • Jukesgrrl

    I long for the days when Sharron Angle was the stupidest, most dangerous woman in Nevada.

    • Biff52

      I still can’t believe she beat Sue Lowden. Not that Lowden would have been any better, but Nevadans consider physical attributes to be important when choosing elected representatives.

      • Riggsveda

        Well, the chicken quota would have gone up, anyway.

        • doktorzoom

          Posting tip: just go ahead and put in the video’s URL, and Disqus will magically insert it into your post. Adding the embed code, like you would for a blog post, actually confuses Disqus.

    • Spotts1701

      Speaking of ol’ 41-to-Angle. Here’s her new ad.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyBSEdnEIQ4

      • kareemachan

        Oh crap.

  • Duckbudder

    Michele needs to be Butt Sexed.

    • bubbuhh

      It’s possible she has a special attachment for her pistol.

      • At the corner, turn left

        It only fires blanks, just like her brain.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    A police union and a wingnut politician engaged in a whine-off. Awfully tough to pick a favorite in this fight.

    • vivian

      Not really. One of them is making sense and the other isn’t. You can work with people who make sense but have differing opinions. You can’t work with crazy.

    • kareemachan

      No. Not being able to tell the difference is making you an unfavorite here.

  • beavertank

    Someone should probably tell Michele that an insane grimace isn’t actually sexy. So if she was going for sexy, and not “really bad Joker cosplay”, with that picture she should probably stop it.

    • Sakonyachen

      Maybe her callers think that “really bad Joker cosplay” is sexy. Because they feel justified to shoot at her then, and that’s what gets them off.

      • beavertank

        Well, the gun is good and the penis is evil, so…

  • Beaufighter

    That pose is absurd. “MAH GUN HURRRRRRR!!!1!!!”

  • Jenny

    Ugh her Photoshop pictures. At least photoshop those hideous old lady hands too!

    • mancityfooty .

      If you want to get rich, invent a way to do the plastic surgery on hands and necks.
      (paraphrased)

  • Jenny

    Wait so did her cop boyfriend dump her or what?

    • The Wanderer

      “Dump her?” Is that what they’re calling it now?

  • Bad Granny

    I got tired of looking for a poll to quote, but I recently read that 1L’s campaign is not going well.

    • Spotts1701

      Her only hope is if the two front-runners die in some freak electoral mishap.

      • therblig

        like…say…self-defense?

  • vivian

    This image really is the paragon of American Stupidity.

  • Ducksworthy

    I hope there are TV cameras there the day Michele points a firearm at a police person.

    • therblig

      i just hope there are lots more cops.

  • angryspittle

    She should just go back to starring in porn flicks.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Facts not in evidence. Please provide proper citation!

  • SlickTrixie

    Sooooo, what happens when she calls a federal officer to protect her US government self? Will they just say “Naaahhh, don’t think so” then go off to snortle with their pals? I hope so, with votes.

    • theCryptofishist

      So, wait, is there any sort of fake federal cop at the capital building?

      • wavicles

        Excellent point.

  • mancityfooty .
  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

    PewPewPew!

    PewPewPew! Research is the NRA’s in-house polling outfit. #Trufax!

  • i_am_allwrite

    Does being named Michele-with-one-L make you a moron? Or is it having parents who can’t, um, spel?

    • Angela Ruzzo

      That’s the French spelling. In Italy it’s a man’s name. This opens up a whole new can of worms.

      • Frank Underboob

        So what you’re saying is that it’s illegal for her to use the ladies’ bathroom?

        • Angela Ruzzo

          Only in North Carolina.

          • theCryptofishist

            So far.

      • Suse

        My sister’s middle name is spelled Michele. I think it was a mistake on the part of the nurse who filled out the certificate. Yes, nurses did that in the olden days.

    • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

      Lotta immigration clerks on Ellis Island couldn’t spell very well either…

  • MrBlobfish

    So whether you’re a stranger, a bad guy, or an officer, and you point your gun at me and you’re gonna shoot me and I have to decide whether it’s my life or your life, I choose my life.

    There’s your problem right there.

    • Frank Underboob

      And I choose any life at all that’s not hers.

  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

    Pretty sure using campaign funds for her own personal obsession is EXCELLENT preparation for a career in Congress

    Also a tacit admission that it was nothing but a campaign stunt…

  • Suse
    • At the corner, turn left

      (;_;) In the year 2015:

    • kareemachan

      Thank you for the kitty picture.

      The other…. not so much. :-(

  • TheBoatDude

    Is it me, or is there something wrong with how she’s holding that gun?

    • Anarchy Pony

      Very poor grip.

      • She seems to be missing a finger. I counted twice and yep her trigger finger is missing. Curious,

        • Anarchy Pony

          It’s just paralleling the gun. But she’s holding too loosely and her wrist is at a totally wrong angle.

          • I thought Photoshop at first. but you’re right. All the lipstick in the world won’t help this hog tho. ;))

        • tomamitai

          Safe gun handling rules say you’re not supposed to put your finger on the trigger until you actually fire, as in this photo:

          Since she’s holding the gun in her right hand and the view of her in the photo is from her left side, her trigger finger is on the other side, outside the trigger guard and above it. You can see a little of the tip of her trigger finger if you look closely.

          Her politics are loony toons, but she’s holding the gun safely. Of course, to fire accurately she’d need to use both hands, but, after all, it’s just a staged “glamour” shot, not a how-to.

    • Will in Pgh

      She’s so excited about guns that she doesn’t need her finger on the trigger when she’s holding one.

    • Grokenstein

      Well, it’s not pointed at her own face, so there’s that…

      • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

        She read the instructions on the box. Good start!

    • Angela Ruzzo

      Her nails are wet.

    • Dr. Krieger IRL

      I think it’s a combination of her holding it weirdly, and it’s a “Judge*” revolver, which is just massive and awkward-looking.

      * The Taurus “Judge” revolver is the second-favorite gun that gun-crazies like to masturbate over, the first is the AR-15. The “Judge” is chambered for a 410 shotgun round. It’s totally impractical and ridiculous, ergo winguts like to climax thinking about it.

      • Jason Freeman

        It is chambered for 410 shot OR .45 Long Colt. No worries though, I am on your side. I like my guns, but I also believe in common sense gun laws. Also too, NOT pointing weapons at LEOs. She really is a putz.

        • Dr. Krieger IRL

          Agreed!

      • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

        Disagree on impractical. If you need a home defense weapon, it’s actually a good choice, compared to the 357s and assault rifles the NRAssholes drool over. Small bore short-barrel shotguns are less likely to go through house/apartment walls and ruin total strangers’ lives. I have no guns at all, but if I were to get one, I’d do like my BiL, get a 22 revolver chambered for 22LR, and load it with rat shot (killing range maybe 20 ft, and that’s if you’re a rat). People who live in apartments and think the 44 Magnum Dirty Harry carried is just what they need are idiots.

      • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

        Watch some ’50s cop shows. None of ’em hold the gun right. Was watching an old Secret Agent episode the other day, and McGoohan did the same thing, holding the gun “cool” any time he got hold of one. Looks good on camera–or they thought it did–but it’s unsafe as hell, and you’d be late as hell getting off a shot IRL.

    • At the corner, turn left

      The real problem is that people like her should be kept away from any form of firearm at all times.

    • eddi

      Displaying the goods. The other goods that is,

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Among the many dumb things about Michele’s statement is that the average American hardly ever encounters a federal cop. I have never met one, that I am aware of. You only encounter them armed and in uniform if you have really fucked up big time.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Like, say, pointing a gun at them?

    • wavicles

      She means the Bureau of Land Management Agents. Also, I suspect National Park Rangers. You know, anyone who tries to tell her what to do, or not do on ‘her’ land.

    • kareemachan

      A friend’s son-in-law is a border cop. Does that count?

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Yes, it does.

  • phoenix00

    Said it before, I’ll say it again: please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her please shoot her

    • Frank Underboob

      WITH VOTES!

      • phoenix00

        And then some

        • kareemachan

          So YES.

      • Odd Jørgensen

        Vote early and vote often?

    • At the corner, turn left

      But really, she’s just the tit tip of the Iceberg of Gun Stupidity. I would like to point my Finger of Righteous Repugnance at her, but she’d probably mistake me for a plain-clothes federal officer and she’ll ‘choose her life’ over mine.

      • phoenix00

        Or you could become a cop then do it legally! Or live in a Stand Your Ground state…. so there are ways!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba
  • Serai 1

    Glad to see Authentic Frontier Gibberish is not a dead language!

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Serai/Comment%20pics/jon%20cowboy%20pew%20pew.gif

  • At the corner, turn left

    The NRAstas probably see a *ahem* beautiful defender of the Gun Nut Amendment. All I see is an…

    • doktorzoom

      You take that back! She looks nothing like Kurt Vonnegut!

  • Jason Freeman

    Michele Fiore is at war with cognitive reasoning.

    • Brendan_M

      Fiore has always been at war with aphasia.

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    If she fired that over sized POS thing one of her boobs would probably burst due to the kick back.

    • Msgr_Moment

      This is why she avoids air travel.

    • SessileRaptor

      *Puts on gun nerd hat*

      The gun she’s holding is a Taurus Judge, a revolver that can chamber both .45 colt pistol cartridges and .410 shotgun shells. The .45 colt is a powerful round, not the most powerful out there these days, but it’s up there near to a “dirty harry” .44 magnum. The .410 shotgun shell is for small game hunting and shooting small pests like poisonous snakes. A .410 shotgun is basically the second gun you teach a kid to use if you’re giving them careful and thoughtful gun training, start with a .22 caliber rifle, then a .410 shotgun and once they’ve shown they can safely use those you move on.

      Anyway, a Taurus Judge is big and long because it has to hold the .410 shotgun shells, not because it’s horribly powerful or anything. It’s basically a camp gun, you’re going hiking or fishing and you don’t want to lug a rifle along but you think you might run into a snake or something, so you toss a Judge and some ammo in your pack or tackle box. Back in the day people use to carry a .22 or .32 caliber revolver for that reason, the Judge is just a more modern version. Because of the extra size and weight needed to hold the shotgun shells, it’s nowhere near ideal for anything but that narrow range of “I need a gun that can kill a snake, and I might maybe need something larger but probably not.” so carrying one around as a general self defense piece or brandishing it like you’re a badass is actually displaying that you’re kind of an idiot who values “Durr, Big Long Gun” over actual usefulness.

      *Takes gun nerd hat off*

      Sorry, that stuff slips out sometimes.

      • efoveks

        I have one at home who goes on about things like this. He also goes on about batteries (so many kinds, so many ways), different kinds of adhesives, and it goes on. It’s the mark of an intelligent, observant person. Never apologize. :-)

      • Rotisserie Teal

        That was my progression exactly. .22 bolt action and then a .410 (real old one with 2 1/2 inch shells which were a bitch to find if I remember)

        It learned me good.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    “you point your gun at me and you’re gonna shoot me…”

    See, she will only point her gun at a cop who is gonna shoot her.
    Why are conservatives so fucking incompetent at discerning cause and effect?

  • Daniel P

    Can we stop reading stories about her until she agrees to pose topless or the sex tape leaks?

  • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

    Someone needs to tell this ammosexual politician to stop bleaching her hair. The roots are showing.

    • wavicles

      that is, by far, the least of her problems.

    • Land Shark

      Those aren’t roots …. those are her brain cells trying to escape.

  • elpinche

    Cool! Truckstop Hooker with joker mouth. She’s like a Garth Ennis antagonist.

    • Msgr_Moment

      I especially like her early, funny work.

    • Master Contrail Program

      Arsemouth?

      • MediumBarda

        Yup, we got Arsemouth, and his scene got me pretty choked up. Poor guy.

    • Master Contrail Program

      I think you’re on to something.

      • Odd Jørgensen

        Graphic God Ennis` epic Preacher series has finally made it onto the screen, ep 2 airs tomorrow on AMC, and I for one is all giddy.

        • Master Contrail Program

          Nah. This week is a replay of the pilot. Ep 2 is next week. I’m happy to see this show finally get made, but thought the pilot was merely, ok. Though I am intrigued to see how they move forward, and whether the road trip aspect of the comics comes into play.

          I’ve read there will be no Starr, Grail, or Saint of Killers, which is a shame . Starr is probably the best character in the comics. I know he and Cassidy certainly had the greatest character archs anyway. Of course, it’s all speculation at this point. Regardless, this is the first time I’ve set my DVR to program something in years.

          • Odd Jørgensen

            Right, I forgot about that silly programming schedule. Bummed my buzz there :(
            No Saint is a damn shame.

          • Master Contrail Program

            Time will tell. I would think keeping it in Anneville for season 1 is just to keep the production budgets down. Plus it adds gravitas when the towsfolk get killed off if we get to know them first. Who knows though? Since they combined the town with Salvation, which if memory serves, was the second-to-last book. The Saint they could probably work in fairly easily, they’d just have to trim a fair amount of his backstory.

            Being that The Saint is a seven-foot-tall Old West archetype man of few words, I hope they cast The Undertaker. Seems like the role was made for him, even if it’s based on Lee VanCleef. Tyler Mane (Michael Myers, Sabretooth in X-Men 1) might work too. I don’t think Kevin Nash is grizzled enough.

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    • Marion in Savannah

      DIAF, bot. Reported to Disqus.

      • willi0000000

        soon to be
        .

  • Delu

    I said this before, so I’ll just repeat here since there’s nothing else worth saying about her:

    Should there ever be an opportunity, should there ever be an incident where any cop points a gun at her, let her take her own advice.

  • Me not sure

    Ready. Aim. Fiore! 2016

  • tehbaddr

    Hey one L Michele…

  • Robyn Ryan

    Machisma.

  • Jessica Neubauer

    Ok, does she think it’s ok for young black men to point guns at cops if their lives are being threatened?
    Didn’t think so.

    • OneDemin EOr

      But, but, that’s because they’re blah. They can’t be patriotistic, donchaknow.

      • Last Hussar

        FACT – All Blahs are guilty of something (even if not being white). Plus they are cheaper to shoot, because you only need 3/5 of a bullet.

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    I imagine the DEA, ATF, FBI and ICE and the US Marshalls to name an few would be shocked to hear they are not real law enforcement agencies

  • J.Bo

    The press tried to get a comment from her cop boyfriend but all he could offer was motorboat sounds.

  • geoffalnutt

    Oh, yeah. She’s the one whose tits arrive in the room several hours before she does.

    • m3bosha

      Big boob liblez! My tits also too arrive several hours before the rest of my bits, but my personality and tits are fantastic. :)

      This wench needs to bite my ass (which is also fantastic). Gun humping biznitch.

      • Last Hussar

        I am sure your personality is fantastic. It is the perfect complement to your fantastic T&A set. See, I like to be able to talk to a woman after I have finished ogling her.

        Note, that unlike my Colonial Cousins, I didn’t say Pics or GTFO.

  • mho mosqueda

    She don’t skip many meals.

  • Stein Olsen

    I would like to point out that my custom made Gogo Tomago from Big Hero 6 does not in any way support redneck lady’s views.

    http://orig15.deviantart.net/232e/f/2016/128/8/0/busty_tomago_gogo_by_rastifan-da1q23u.jpg

  • r_dale

    Personally I support Michelle! I think she should go right out and point her gun at the nearest cop and call them out on their tyranny!

  • Jeff in the desert

    Another one of those, “I am speechless” articles. Or:

    I would think the law enforcement officers would welcome a responsible, well armed citizen questioning their authority using her Constitutional right to bear arms. Officer: “Ma’m, please cease and desist trying to be literate. (brandishes weapon). Fiore: “Officer, it is in the CONSTITUTION that I can bear my firearm. There are no exceptions. My God-given NRA rights to pull this weapon back at you is indisputable.” (Note at this point she hired a press agent to rewrite her utterances at the scene)

    At this point she realizes that he is a jack booted FBI guy providing security at a Bernie rally. Fiore: “You aren’t a real officer! You is FBI jack booted Federal tyrant. Stand down as you have no authority in the State of Nevada!” At this point…..(censored due to violence…….bad outcome……)

  • nightmoth

    All the racist assholes who like to say that our delectable First Lady “looks like a man” (??!!) really should check out that photo of Fiore. Wide face, BIG biceps, bleached hair:
    I think “her” birth certificate needs to be checked before “she’s” allowed into a female potty place.

  • Last Hussar

    “They don’t have the balls to call me and sit down and talk to me face to face,” she said. “… Sending out a letter without a call to me — shame on them.”

    Because that’s what grown ups in the grown up world do.If they had to send a fake cop to explain why you are an eejit for pointing a gun at people whose job is to shoot people, the repression wouldn’t be spread evenly, and normal sensible people who think having laws is a good thing, even if it limits their actions, wouldn’t get any jackboots stamping on their face at all.

  • Rickyphoo

    There is an expression for pointing a gun at a police officer.
    It’s called, “suicide by cop”.

  • kareemachan

    Damn, she should do something about that hair job. Nasty.

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