Here is a horrifying thing from the Twitters — you will excuse us, I am sure, from having to actually go and find and watch the video, because you love us and we don’t want to — about how Mark Halperin (above, imitating a “hooman” smiling at an Official Wonkette Baby) thinks that Hillary Clinton will pick a female lady of the Republican variety to be her vice president!
CLINTON/PALIN 2016 YOU GUYS, IT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!1!
Of course, Hillary Clinton famously hates Republicans, because of how they suck, so badly that she literally can’t keep herself from calling Republicans “the enemy,” on television, when voters are watching. (This was bad, and though it may be true — it is true — we would rightfully flip the fuck out if a Republican candidate called the half of America that is us “the enemy” and you know it, don’t even try to fight me.)
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Would Hillary Clinton pick any of these women, to prove that she doesn’t hate all Republicans? It is possible, I guess, that after months of liberals complaining she is just a Republican in Mao’s clothing, she would completely shit on those she has been trying to woo by proving she is really a Republican after all and hahahahahaha it is actually completely possible Mark Penn or Dick Morris has her ready to do something mindblowingly dumb, and insulting, and honestly just go fuck yourself.
Let us put this idea where it belongs.
Thank you, baby.