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scottbaio1Remember when Scott Baio was an asshole? No, the other time. No, the other other time. No, the other — look, we’re gonna be here all day at this rate. Point is, Scott Baio is being an asshole again, like how Scott Baios do.

You may have thought we were done hearing from the Z-list former sitcom star and A-list current dongrocket known as Scott Baio, but alas, here we are again. Earlier this year, the actor — who sits at that wonderful crossroads of extremely conservative and deeply fucking stupid — publicly endorsed Donald Trump for President. Earlier this week and for reasons unknown, he decided to take out his deeply embarrassing pathology on an unsuspecting Starbucks barista, tweeting the above image along with this gem:

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In case you are unable to tune your brain to Radio Free Dipshit, Baio had ordered his wife (who has a black best friend, so he is not racist) a coffee at Starbucks (a drink he apparently wants us to know he has never personally consumed) and told the barista it was for “Trump.” “Ah-HAHAHA!” shouted Scott Baio’s inner monologue (or maybe outer monologue, he gets those confused sometimes). “Because Starbucks is such a hippie dippie liberal queerporium that asks the public for gay shit like love and kindness, they won’t have the gonadical fortitude to shout the name of the one true Trump!”

True to form, the Starbucks barista in question didn’t shout “Trump,” presumably because he or she had better shit to do than cater to the insane whims of some rando they think they saw on Nick at Nite one time. Unfortunately, though, Baio has fans (HOW), who took it from there:

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Oh good. We’re sure service sector employees just looking to get through their damn day with a minimum of hassle, many of whom depend on laughing at your idiot jokes for tips, just LOVE this trend.

If Baio and his Baionauts hate Starbucks so much for their refusal to Make American Grapes Again, we would suggest they maybe just, y’know … not patronize Starbucks? Ah, what do we know, we’re probably just a bunch of lesbian shitasses.

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  • Msgr_Moment

    I had a #trumpmovement yesterday. Nearly had to break out the snake to clear out the pipes.

    • memzilla

      #NotAllBurritos

    • borninatrailer

      Make America Poop Again

  • MsAnthropesMr

    I always used to use the name Elvis. To let them know Elvis was in the building.

    • borninatrailer

      I use “skin” because “venti latte for Skin” is always funny.

    • dead_elvis, inc.

      Hmmph.

      • MsAnthropesMr

        No offense! Some of my best friends are Elvises,(Elvi?)

  • DerrickWildcat

    This changes everything!

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Between Scott Baio and Willie Aames, the Charles in Charge set had to be among the worst in non-Cosby sitcom history.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Finally, baristas have a use for that expired whipped cream.

    • feministing

      unfortunately the drink wasn’t for him

  • This is one of several reasons why Baio was never allowed into the Brat Pack.

    • HobbesEvilTwin

      You mean beside the fact that he couldn’t act?

  • AntiDerpomeme

    Yes, yes, Starbucks is an evil war’er on Christmas, with their plain red cups (red=color of the devil), so you’ll really show them by buying drinks at their establishment and letting them know you are a special kind of idiot that supports the Drumpf.

    BTW, I used to get Chachi confused with John Stamos, but not any more. Time has been much kinder to the latter. I think stupidity and hate really ages a person.

  • Thepeoplevs.

    All we need is a jetski and some sharks…

  • SessileRaptor

    The obvious answer is to get all baristas on board with writing and saying “drumpf” instead. Or writing “Mr Tiny Hands” on the cup.

    • BillyWood

      Mr. Billionaire works.

    • Ikimizi

      Or, Mister I’m gonna get my ass kicked by Hillary.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Barista should shout “DRUMPF!!”

    • feministing

      you win

    • Little Lulu

      But write “Scrote” on the cup.

    • Creepoman

      “Fucking Asshole!” works too.

  • AntiDerpomeme

    Again, I have a hard time understanding why anybody would want to alienate a person that is making you food or a beverage that you will soon consume. That seems, er, willfully reckless.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Barista: “I got yo Trump…”

      • calliecallie

        “Tee-rump!”

    • Anarchy Pony

      If there’s one thing everyone should know it’s that you don’t fuck with people that handle your food.

  • Joshua Norton

    Wait! I thought that was just a holiday thing. And you were supposed say your name was “Merry Christmas”. They keep changing the rules here!

    • JustPixelz

      Pro tip: Check rightwingwatch website for the latest before ordering.

    • mtn_philosoph

      “Pfeiffer15!” (Fight For 15)

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    As if having to wait on these assholes wasn’t humiliating enough…

  • kindness

    Reminds me of that South Park episode where they take on all the Yelp resturant reviewers. Just hope the Trumpette’s love the secret ‘special sauce’ they end up with.

  • Scooby

    I am going to order under the name Chachi to remind this guy of what a failure he was.

  • JustPixelz

    Imagine that. Millions and billions of Trump supporters going to Starbucks (without their guns, thank you very much), ordering coffee and TIPPING the barista. Oh my gawd. It’s a fuckin’ nightmare.

  • Blackest Noobs

    why do rich white people think they have free reign to be assholes?
    is it the money? is it the fact they’ve been fooled by Republicans and the media that it’s only brown-skinned people mooching their hardly earned tax dollars? ( it’s not, it’s mostly whitey taking in that moocher money, rich and poor alike)

    and these dumbfucks think gosh if only it could be 1957…i certainly HATE my high tax rate of 35% in 2016…i wanna revert to a time when darkie knew his fucking place, and my tax rate was 91%…ahhhh the good old days of happy days for assholery whitey.

    • JustPixelz

      why do rich white people think they have free reign to be assholes? is it the money? is it the fact they’ve been fooled by Republicans and the media that it’s own brown-skinned people mooching their hardly earned tax dollars?

      I can only answer for myself:
      The Bible
      Yes
      Obviously

    • BillyWood
    • mtn_philosoph

      This.

      The amount spent on corporate welfare each year far outstrips the amount spent on poor people welfare. The same is true for tax cuts, aka rich people welfare.

      (Also, marginal income tax rates — how do they work?)

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “My wife emasculated me by forcing me to buy her a coffee at that ‘liberal’ coffee bar, so I took it out on the barista. I win!” — Scott Baio

  • Wonkaholic

    This is what’s become of the “pop culture icon” that made (or attempted to make, anyway) “WA, WA, WA” a household catchphrase?

    • BillyWood

      WaWa is a gas station.

      • kev

        it’s a george harrison song but you misspelled it.

      • PubOption

        Baba Wawa libelz?

      • TheoLib

        Usually combined with a nice convenience store. (Maybe my standards aren’t high, but when we used to get food at one on vacation, I liked it! Not at BillyWood, but Wildwood, NJ. :)

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Still wouldn’t fuck him, even with a bag over his head.

  • DerrickWildcat

    They won’t say, “Shitbot” either.
    Yay, Shitbot for President.

  • Msmlg1979

    Scott Baio endorsed Trump? THE Scott Baio? This changes everything!

    • willi0000000

      see . . . it can get worse.

    • borninatrailer

      We joke… but isn’t the idea that maybe, just maybe, there is one person out there that will now vote for Trump because Scott Baio endorsed him truly, deeply terrifying?

      Like the more you think about it, the more it takes on a half insanity/half terror Lovecraftian vibe.

      • Msmlg1979

        All this is deeply terrifying, and oddly hilarious, in the “I can’t believe this is actually happening” way.

  • Aria Ahrary

    Some poor woman married Scott? Most Starbucks baristas are pro Bernie in Portland area. So now it makes me want to go to the most crowded one and have them yell out Bernie!

  • Wonkaholic

    Looks like Chachi’s Trumped the shark.

  • feministing

    pee…op….le

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    One of these things I loathe about Republicans-apart from my 180 degree difference in terms of ethos and values-is their insatiable penchant for petty, chickenshit little stunts like this.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Like the oh-so-devastating way they refuse to say “Democratic” party.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        You name it…the phony videos, the phony outraged Fla. voters in 2000. When you offer nothing in the arena of ideas, this is what you are reduced to; infantile pranks.

      • starfanglednut

        That actually does drive me crazy. Have to grit my teeth every time I see it.

      • Beaumarchais?

        Unfortunately, some BBC reporters have taken up that habit, probably out of ignorance. It’s extremely irritating to hear it there. I even heard an NPR reporter use it once.

    • Relativicus

      I’ve been trying to express that thought for years but could never quite pin it down.

      • theCryptofishist

        Yes, Mr. indrublic does have a way with words.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      It’s one of those “stick it to the man” things that make not one iota of sense.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Except the “man” they like to stick it to is always somebody toward the bottom of the socio-economic scale. It’s called “punching down”, a favorite tactic of insecure bullies.

    • unrelatedwaffle

      Shit, remember that girl who pretended an Obama supporter beat her up in ’08 and carved a goddamn “B” on her own face BACKWARDS, claiming the scary black man who attacked her did it in Bamz’s name?

      Yeah, I’m fine with blanket assumptions of people who ID as Republican.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        That one was a keeper, wasn’t it?

  • Proud Liberal

    Scott who?

  • Lizzietish81

    Shouldn’t they be going to Krispy Kreme?

    • SDGeoff

      I would, having a choice.

  • borninatrailer

    I just took a #TrumpMovement at work.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I hope you washed your hands!

    • Msgr_Moment has started a movement we can all participate in.

      #Trumpmovement

      • borninatrailer

        Indeed he has. I cannot wait for the children’s book “Everybody Trumps.” It’s going to be great, trust me. We have the best illustrators. Everyone says this.

      • calliecallie

        Trump dumps bump chumps.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Ditto.

  • memzilla

    Well, I think we can start the countermovement right here:

    SCOTT BAIO IDJIT: “Yes, the name is Trump.”
    BARISTA WORKING ON LAST NERVE: *sigh* “Yes sir.”
    (three minutes pass)
    BWOLN:“Rump! Rump!”
    SBI: “Hey! I said ‘Trump!’ Why can’t you get the name right?”
    BWOLN: “This is Starbucks, sir. We don’t serve ‘T.'”

    • dslindc

      Or get names right. My name is also Scott and last time they literally put “Skote” on the cup.

      • willi0000000

        just be glad they left out the ‘r’ this time.

        • Gayer Than Thou

          Skort?

    • OneYieldRegular

      Note to Starbucks baristas: Make Trump Drumpf Again.

  • ManchuCandidate

    It’s too bad no one told Jaji*/Chachi to sit on it.

    *Korean word for penis and sound alike to Chachi

    • Blackest Noobs

      kinda…more like charge-gee…but close…and funny.

      it’s chaji (it’s Korean slang too, ie you wouldn’t say to your Korean grandfather chaji when referring to the penis, that would be eumgyeong)

      so funny chaji story, when i was five, my parent received this huge box ( it’s a heathkit television) and when i asked what it was, my mother facetiously told me it was a new chaji for me (yeah my mom was the best jokster)…and i was no no no i like my chaji that way it is ( fucking Koreans..ha ha)

      • Billy Rubin

        “Joanie loves Jaji” must have been had people wondering.

  • Joe Beese

    Those telekinetic powers really messed with his head.

    • DerrickWildcat

      Hahahaha

  • borninatrailer

    Wait…

    Baiol movement?

  • JustPixelz

    If you hear a drink for “Trump” called out, pick it up yourself, taste it, then shout “Trump tastes like shit”.

    • SnarkOff

      Actually the whole idea that it’s a “Trump Movement” makes it sound like a bowel movement…so it could backfire.

  • SnarkOff

    Wait — Donald Trump is Scott Baio’s wife?

    • Nounverb911

      Son, with Ivanka.

  • Nounverb911

    So is Chachi just biding his time until the Fonz croaks so he can take over Fonzi’s reverse mortgage scam?

    • bozilingus

      Is that a Fonzi scheme?

      • SnarkOff

        For the win.

      • borninatrailer

        Oh, this comment was just delicious.

      • Gleem-McShinez

        A shark-jumping ramp is HALF A PYRAMID SCHEME! Connect the dots sheeple!!

  • Msmlg1979

    Sir, is Trump spelled H-A-S B-E-E-N?

    • Msgr_Moment

      Or what they call in the business a “Baio”.

  • willi0000000

    ‘baionauts’ . . . ? . . . good, i’m feeling all stabby about now.

  • Is using a fake name at Starbuck’s legal?

    I’ll consult The Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOtDNXfMyD0

  • Pinkham’s Law

    He’s so clever! And original! *eyeroll*

  • mardam422

    Give him a break. He has to use someone else’s name. Otherwise the barista is probably gonna yell something like “What the fuck is Baio?” or “Very funny, Scott Baio’s dead!”.

    • Billy Rubin

      “Very funny. Wasn’t Scott Baio that the guy they found dead from autoerotic asphyxiation in a rubber suit with a dildo up his ass? Dude, children might be present — show some civility!”

  • anon_the_great

    Dongrocket. Hehehehe.

    Thanks Wonkette

  • peekay

    Mr. Baio may want to check for “prizes” in his wife’s coffee.

  • Toomush_Infer

    What are they doing in a fucking godless Starbucks? Are they gonna demand gold Sharpie to print He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?…

    • Nounverb911

      Jack Steuff?

  • dslindc

    So Charles is in charge of getting coffee now? That sounds about right.

    *waves dismissively*

  • YoBunnyBunny

    FWIW, the Starbucks baristas are never eager to shout “BEYONCE!!!” when my caramel frap, no whip is ready…

    • feministing

      grown up me still gets second hand embarrassment about the time i ordered at a pizza place in high school that shouts names and gave “britney spears” oh lawd

  • Lizzietish81

    The only think I know Scott Baio from is a bit from MST3K’s The Gila Monster. And it’s a quick aside joke

    https://youtu.be/TNWLs7IgbZY?t=2530

    • The Wanderer

      “Oh I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing . . . “

  • onedollarjuana

    Isn’t “Trump” pronounced “asshole”?

    • Tony Alexander

      yep! with a capital ‘hole’!

  • reelreeler

    at Starbucks I once used the name “Sinatra” as I kind of resemble (the then still alive) Frank Jr….That name got me a look or two in the café, but on the parking lot my Honda Civic gave me away.

  • Nockular cavity

    I support this loudly-identify-the-asshole movement.

  • dshwa

    “who sits at that wonderful crossroads of extremely conservative and deeply fucking stupid”

    Busiest intersection EVAH!

    • Barley_Brains

      Seems to be an eternal traffic jam there.

      • Notreelyhelping

        But if you get down there at midnight, you can sell your soul to Pat Robertson.

      • sw19womble

        That’s because they’re all selfish, solipsistic assholes and nobody is willing to give way.

    • HobbesEvilTwin

      Not all deeply fucking stupid people are conservative but every extremely conservative person is deeply fucking stupid.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Traffic circle more like – once you get in, it is very very hard to find your way out.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Just get yer wife’s coffee at Chik Fil A, asshat.

  • Portia McGonagal

    Ermagerd! This is like so middle school funny! Said no adult. Ever. And to be clear, referring to his and the other Trumpkins antics. Not the post here at Wonkette which is, as always, hilarious.

  • Toomush_Infer

    Is this the Bad Restaurant Stories column?…

    • sw19womble

      Making Restaurant Stories Great Again

  • Lizzietish81
    • Anarchy Pony

      Trumpy libel!

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        TRUMPY/TORGO 2016

        • The Wanderer

          The MaSTeR wOuLd nOt ApPrOvE . . .

    • sw19womble

      I don’t know what that is and I’m afraid to ask!

    • The Wanderer

      Trumpy, NO!!!111!1!1111

    • borninatrailer

      Trumpy! You can do stupid things!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bslu64OftQ

  • Joshua Norton

    In Florida they’re giving their name as “Not Rick Scott”. Just to play it safe.

    https://twitter.com/mcspocky/status/717714976711032832

  • Anarchy Pony

    Why not write douche on it? It’s more honest.

    • Blackest Noobs

      or small fingered vulgarian.

      • SessileRaptor

        “Mr Tiny Fingers.”

        And then when they come to the counter all pissed off you say “Hey, you’re the one who responded…”

        • marxalot

          Just do like we did in middle school: yell “LOSER!” and see who turns around.

        • Darkrose

          “It says…Drumpf?”

  • Indiepalin

    When he was on Diagnosis: Murder, Scott Baio was one of the biggest celebrities in the world.

    • Paul Duca

      I’m sure that THRILLED Dick Van Dyke…

  • proudgrampa

    Good grief. Is Scott Baio still a thing?

    • elpinche

      I thought it was all over after Joanie Loves Chango or whatever.

      • Tony Alexander

        django!

        fify!

      • The Wanderer

        Wasn’t that ‘Joanie Loves Pinga?’

    • Bad Granny

      Nope, and hasn’t been for decades.

    • Snobo

      He was alright on Arrested Development. There’s a few actors I like as actors who have crap political beliefs. Vince Vaughn, Gary Sinese, James Woods…

      • proudgrampa

        Yeah. Gary Sinese kinda pisses me of, though.

        • Snobo

          Oh they all piss me off when they’re talking politics in real life. James Woods is a whack job and a half but I loved him in Casino.

  • elpinche

    Ooooh god. Get a life.

    • The Wanderer

      Aw, poor little doggie.

  • Tony Alexander
    • The Wanderer

      Except that Dennis Leary has more class than Scott Baio.

      • Tony Alexander

        way the hell more!

        but the lyrics fit sb to a tee!

      • Tony Alexander

        more class, AND more talent!!!

        • theCryptofishist

          And knows his ass from a hole in the ground.

  • dshwa

    Was Kirk Cameron too busy to join him?

    • BigBoppa

      He was holding Ray Comfort’s banana.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …next time I go to Starbucks I will list my name is “Bleeding from Wherever!”

    • sw19womble

      how about “Yoooge”

    • Gayer Than Thou

      “I have a half-caf soy latte for Workers Of The World Unite…”

  • Spotts1701

    Conservative humor at its finest right here – petty, vindictive and punching the powerless.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      With any luck, there will be a homeless person outside the Starbucks they can kick as they leave.

    • Little Lulu

      And not funny.

      • proudgrampa

        Almost sad, isn’t it?

        • theCryptofishist

          At least he’s paying. I bet he doesn’t tip.

      • HobbesEvilTwin

        Almost goes without saying.

  • Nockular cavity

    Baristas will start topping the “Trump” coffees with a handful of shredded carrot.

    • The Wanderer

      Those that aren’t hocking up a loogie into the cup?

  • Ricky Gay

    Chachi don’t want you to know he orders the fapuccinno

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …isn’t this the reality of the “new” GOP party?! I thought “bumper sticker slogans” was scraping the bottom of the dumpster water. But now they have resorted to “Barista Slogans”!!!

    • dshwa

      Torturing poor workers just trying to make ends meet? I thought that was their raison d’être?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Baio’s probably got a “How To Annoy A Liberal” sticker on his hasbeen-mobile.

  • marxalot

    Because getting a (reasonably well treated, as these things go) hourly employee to yell “Christmas!” or “Trump!” after “double tall half caf no fat breve peppermint vanilla latte for” totally counts as activism. It’s a movement. You’ll see.

  • Ghost Buggy

    Right on! The Trump-on-coffee-cups movement will surely…um, it will show those…uh…well, we don’t know who quite yet! We’ll get back to you!

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Obviously if baristas say “Trump” three times in front of an espresso machine, all of your wishes to hear the word “Trump” said out loud by random people will be granted! REAL MAGIC

  • Skwerl King

    Oh my. This totally changes everything Scott. I am totally going to write TRUMP on truck stop condom machines to help elect the TRUMP as well.

    • chazmanr

      First you’ll have to find a machine that doesn’t already have it written on it.

    • starfanglednut

      Or people could write TRUMP on the condoms themselves, but the letters would have to be too small to be legible.

      • Pickwicknext

        Written with pins

      • chazmanr

        Reminds me of a horribly racist joke from the 80s that I would feel horrible repeating as a mature and educated adult, but cracked me up in college.

        • chicken thief

          Well…. we’re waiting…..

  • DerrickWildcat

    Who does Charlene Tilton endorse?

  • MrBlobfish

    Welp, he really showed us, didn’t he?

  • RumAddled

    Damn, and I had a crush on him when I was 16! But it turns out Mike Nelson is just as bad, and I love me some MST3K.

    • Proud Liberal

      Ah regrets.

    • Darkrose

      I’m lucky that my favorite episodes are with Joel. Still, it hurts.

    • theCryptofishist

      (I had a crush on Gary Glitter when I was nine. There are worse things than having a crush on whatsit baio.)

  • Delu

    Well Starbucks probably has a liberal business policy that does not allow them to endorse dictators or shout out their names.

    • sw19womble

      Wow, Hillary’s shit out of luck then.
      *runs away very fast*

    • chazmanr

      One of the first to offer healthcare benefits to the same sex partners of their employees. They may be a megolithic corporation, but they do treat their employees relatively well for the industry.

  • If you elect me king, I promise that the sentence for any asshole who treats a service employee like an object for their personal amusement will immediately have to trade houses, assets, and jobs with the employee they abused.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      You’ve got my vote.

    • The Wanderer

      I’d tell him (and Rick Scott) that “my sincerely held religious beliefs” forbid me from serving assholes.

  • Tony Alexander

    this dovetails nicely with the ‘shitty conservative humor – o’reilly thread’ from yesterday!

  • proudgrampa

    Upon further reflection, this guy is a real asshole.

  • azeyote

    i always yell out trump when i take a dump –

  • Relativicus

    Here’s to hoping ten of these mopes stand in line together and they all get the wrong fucking cup of whatever jackassy thing they ordered. That’ll be the end of this new “movement.”

  • Fartknocker

    Fuck him and whatever he drove to Starbucks in. He’s a petulant little boy in an adult body with access to Twitter. Jesus Christ dude, grow a fucking set of balls. One more item: you’re about as relevant as the nice deuce I dropped this morning. The rest of America has real work to do you anal polyp.

  • chiefkurtz

    He’s been a resentful prick ever since they brought Fonzie’s nephew Spike onto Happy Days.

  • baconzgood

    Baconz was at Starbucks in Chicago about 10 years ago and someone bought a coffee and left. The name on it was Bueller and the girl behind the counter said his name about 6 times before she figured out the gag.

    • mailman27

      Now that’s funny!

      • baconzgood

        It was a nice piece of culture jamming. I’ve wanted to do it many times….but I feel guilty stealing a “bit” that good.

  • The Wanderer

    Well, Starbucks baristas don’t always call out the name. Last Christmas I insisted on the name “Man-Goat” and they never called it out.

    • proudgrampa

      “Mike Hunt? Mike Hunt?”

      • Dg Hacket

        How about Amanda Hugginkiss, Emerson Biggins or Howie Feltersnatch?!

    • HazooToo

      I would rather yell out “Man-Goat” than Trump. Actually, I would rather yell “Man-Goat” more than any other name, that is beautiful.

  • TheGrandWaz00
  • MrBlobfish

    When I go out for lunch today, I’m going to yell “TRUMP’ in random people’s’ ears. Who’s with me? Should work well in downtown Newark.

    • The Wanderer

      To quote Jeremy Clarkson, “What could possibly go wrong?”

  • Helena Handbag

    Hasn’t been fuckable in years.

  • Jenny

    Yeah if you wait impatiently by the bar they just hand it to you! Gosh.

  • Bill Slider

    If you value your health, and intend to consume that which you ordered, I would recommend you not use any name which might offend your server.Nope, Ronald Reagan and Ayn Rand are not safe names.

    • Pickwicknext

      Also, too are terrible safe words. Or so I’ve heard

      • John Smith

        Never use Triskaidekaphobia!

        • The Wanderer

          Try to avoid “Unkameradschaftlichkeit.”

          • John Smith

            Hard to say through a Ball gag!

    • Gleem-McShinez

      “I’ve got a Venti spittachino with a shot of dishrag, for Trump!”

  • JVB

    Poor guy, he has do stuff for people to say; “Oh Who are you?, Scott Baio, don’t recall anything you’ve ever done.” Slam.

  • Jenny

    Also too now I want to sit around Starbucks to yell “Christ what an asshole” when some dipshit puts Trump on a cup. That and possible yell at some shitty governors too.

    • feministing

      can i get in on that or

    • Belasaurius

      I will join you. There is a Starbucks in your little slice of Texas I believe

      • Jenny

        There’s three here within a short walk/drive of the Capitol, but the assholes putting dumbshit on their cups are probably out in suburban red areas like Cedar Park. Actually I can guarantee Cedar Park. Wealthy enough for dumb libertarians to think they’ve made it, but too poor for any of them to know better.

        • Belasaurius

          We’ve avoided one in Leander so far, we’re poor as dirt and we know it, although the new ACC will probably bring one in.

  • Or they could shout “Tee-Rump! You know, like a horse’s ass!”

  • Helena Handbag

    Sit on it, Chachi

  • automaticpilot

    For his next move, Scott Baio will tell the barista is name is Mike Hunt. Let the hilarity ensue!

    • Relativicus

      “Is your — heh — is, is your refrigerator — teehee — is your refrigerator ‘running’? Hahahahahaha!”

      • GDleftyPart2

        No but I do have Prince Albert in a can…

        • The Wanderer

          “Do you have holes in your underwear?”
          “Of course I don’t have holes in my underwear!”
          “Then how do you put your feet through?”

  • Belasaurius

    Meanwhile the Fonz writes books and raises for money for dyslexia research. Joanie was right, Cha Chi is a cunt

    • calliecallie

      I believe I read somewhere that Joanie is broke and lives in a trailer park in Indiana.

      • chicken thief

        Jesus, at least Leon Spinks got a job cleaning schools or some shit and he didn’t have two active brain cells before he made his millions.

  • Helena Handbag

    Baristas should shout “Drumpf” when this happens

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    What is it with Republicans and washed up, D-list musicians and celebs? Victoria Jackson, come on down (and bring Meatloaf with you)!

    • Paul Duca

      It all started with Jim Belushi…yet I can ‘t really fault him too much. The GOP were likely the first people to speak to him without going on and on about his brother.

  • peteywheats

    I’m going to have a #trumpmovement now. Be back in about 10 minutes.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Dropping Scott Baio off at the pool? Gotcha. We’ll wait here.

  • BearGHAZI

    Remember the 80s? Remember when no one had any muscle tone?

  • proudgrampa

    Upon further reflection, this guy is pathetic.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Why stop there? Bring twenty friends and they can all give the same name. Watch everyone try and sort out who got the extra caramel. Genius!

    • Pickwicknext

      There will be no extra caramel for anyone.

      • Gleem-McShinez

        (That’s not caramel)

    • MushroomsforKittens

      “extra caramel”–AOTK!

  • Ilgattomorte

    As an avid right-to-life supporter and renowned idiot, I always tell the person at Starbucks that my name is “Stop Selling Mutilated Baby Parts”.

    Would you believe that my drink has not been ready for pickup in 2 years? I may have to stop shopping there.

  • Bill Slider

    We’re I a wealthy media dude, I would have a sports show on FOX Sports entitled Three NoTrump. It would be contract bridge, live from the RNC Superdome.

    • proudgrampa

      I bid 4NoTrump.

  • Antimassacree

    I will gladly associate the name Trump with my own movements. Next time I leave a steamer in the toilet I will name it “Trump!” #trumpmovement

    • The Wanderer

      My uncle used to call dropping a deuce a “Slick Willy,” because he didn’t like Clinton. Saying that “I’m going to take a Trump” sounds a lot better to me than my usual catchphrase about that subject, “Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.”

  • Ruhe

    Sometimes after being jumped over, the shark needs to circle around and eat the jumper.

  • John Smith

    Turn it back on them! Yell out “Racist, Misogynistic Adolf Trump.”

    • Pickwicknext

      “Mein Furher! I can walk!”

      • proudgrampa

        I wanna see that movie again, right now.

        • Pickwicknext

          I would (I have the super shiny blu ray anniversary edition) but i need to start getting ready for work

      • Paul Duca

        It’s “valk!”

    • Thorn Spike

      “Yam-hole!”

    • Snobo

      “One lowfat frappuccino for Dryhump?! Oh wait that’s Drumpf! Anyone? Anyone?”

  • blondeiq

    Wonder if he can taste the spittle in the cup. Asking for a friend.

  • JohnBull

    That’s a low blow Bob Loblaw.

    • proudgrampa

      “Bob Loblaw” Try and say that three times fast!

      • The Wanderer

        Okay.
        “Thatthatthat!”

        • sw19womble

          ..

          • The Wanderer

            (bows) Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week, try the veal.

      • Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog–and, GO!

  • Scooby

    Joanie no longer loves Chachi

  • Oneofthebobs

    You could write Scott Baio on your cup, but they might spit in it.

    • John Smith

      Why waste the spit?

  • Juan de Fuca

    The 1980’s called and they want your 15 minutes of fame back.
    Get it? Haha! Crack myself up.
    I’ll show myself out…

    • proudgrampa

      Oh, Juan. You crack everybody up!

      • chicken thief

        He’s the Juan!

        • Usedtobeyellerdawg

          The only Juan!

          • chicken thief

            The 7th Suan?

  • Nockular cavity

    He’s just pissed: for years, he put “Scott Baio” on his cups, and no one had heard of him, so they call out “Scott…Be-ow? Bay-o? Be-yo?”

    • Delu

      Bayou.

  • ez

    Tell them your name is Turd and see if they yell Trump or they yell Baio?

    • h4rr4r

      Turd Ferguson.

      • WhyFelicia

        No lie – my sister found a cat in her yard with that name engraved on his collar. She got the reference immediately, but couldn’t bring herself to say the name when she called the number on the tag to tell the owners she had found their cat.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    It looks like someone had a trump movement in that frappuccino.

  • h4rr4r

    He has never had coffee?
    My lack of respect for him has come to a middle.

  • jmhm

    Does he always look like a homeless drug addict or is that just a really bad picture?

    I think it’s kind of hilarious that the effect of this little protest of the idiots is that they’re all spending four dollars a cup to buy burnt coffee from liberals.

    • sw19womble

      Only four dollars? Are Star*ucks having a sale?

      • jmhm

        That was a guess. I don’t drink burnt coffee.

        • sw19womble

          It was only slightly rhetorical tbh. The last time I had something in Starbucks was the late 90’s and a friend insisted on going/paying for something.
          Last time I heard, they were trying to sell double soy spiced pumpkin ventrical lattes for $15 or something.

          • jmhm

            At the risk of being all Jerry Seinfeld about this, I’ve never entirely understood why when they use the same spices for pumpkin pie and, say, apple pie or gingerbread they branded it as pumpkin. Because it sounds like gourd-flavored coffee, which ick.

          • therblig

            it’s a synnamon

          • jmhm

            or what’s a meta for?

        • The Witch of Endor

          I’ve never understood the appeal of overpriced caffeinated milkshakes. But if Charbucks is managing to bilk the idiocracy out of their cash, I say “good on ya!”

          • jmhm

            Truly :)

  • Rufus T. Firefly

    Because “pathetic has-been attention whore” won’t fit on a coffee cup.

  • fawkedifiknow

    If my name was Scott Baio, I’d put someone else’s name on my cup, too.

  • elpinche

    Isn’t it bad enough that Scott Baio walks into your establishment.
    “Oh fuck, it’s that asshole Scott Baio. I’m suddenly perky and lost my thirst. Later.”

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Drumpf is the candidate of assholes everywhere! Who revel in their assholishness! Who seek to broadcast it all over the area!

  • You should definitely think of #TrumpsMorningMovement while you enjoy a nice, thick, brown beverage…

  • GDleftyPart2

    OK baristas of the world, every time someone plays the Trump name game with you just call out the Chachi and walk away.

  • AnOuthouse

    I don’t think they know what ‘pay it forward’ means.

    • sw19womble

      file under humor, compassion, empathy, etc…

  • AnOuthouse

    I assume he had to get the coffee because she’s the one with a job.

  • GDleftyPart2

    C’mon Chachi, give the baristas a real challenge, ask for a LARGE COFFEE instead of using the silly names they gave them at Starbucks.

  • Billy Rubin

    This is just so clever, and not at all stupid and juvenile! It’s like back when we were kids, and we’d “help” the substitute teacher by filling out an attendance sheet. On those special days, the class roster would include “Mike Oxlong”, “Ben Dover”, and “Mike Hunt”, and we’d all just laugh and laugh when their names were called out. Scott Baio is still in junior high school, and his candidate is Hugh Jass.

  • MarkM

    Hey fuck you Scott Baio! It’s bad enough I have to put up with all the media attention Drumpf and his truncated digits are getting, but now you want to get us thinking about this #TrumpMovement? I have no interest whatsoever in contemplating Drumpf’s movements. Fuck, need more of this now…

  • Macbill

    Say, did that barista just yell out, “Trump”? Huh. I guess I’ll change my vote to Trump now.

  • Mavenmaven

    As a help for the barristas, it is written “Trump’ but pronounced “Lamestain Piece of Shit”

  • Scooby

    He can’t put Chachi on the cup…it sounds latiney..he might be deported…then we all win.

    • Usedtobeyellerdawg

      Thank Noodle. I made a Joni reference upstream and had a moment where I was afraid I was remembering where he came from wrong.

      • Scooby

        I thought he was the Karate Kid at first.

        • Shoto

          Mr. Miyagi Libelz!

        • DemmeFatale

          Ralph Macchio libel!!

  • Malaclypse

    So the first example of the “movement” (bowel?) he’s started is of a red christmas cup, with christmas 2015 on the sign behind…yet his twit pic is from April 2016.

    His movement is so powerful, it goes back in time, dude!

  • UnsaltedSinner

    If you work at Starbucks, this is where you go: “T. Rump? Latte for Mr. Rump?”

  • YourNameHere

    Someone married that douche? Eww. He’s got to have every STD around. Like they probably named a new one after him.

    Can everyone please leave people who work at food places the hell alone. Thank you.

    • Usedtobeyellerdawg

      Well, Joni got around.

  • xhris

    I suppose calling out “I’ve got a venti white chocolate caramel mochastrocity for, uh, looks like ‘that one weird asshole who always comes in here and fucks shit up’. Could ‘that one weird asshole who always comes in here and fucks shit up’ come to the counter to pick up your drink, please?” over the PA would get most starbucks employees in some kinda trouble with their managers.

  • diogenez

    whutta genius…..

  • Allen Snyder

    “Who sits at that wonderful crossroads of extremely conservative and deeply fucking stupid.”

    I’m not sure that’s a crossroads so much as the exact same thing.

    • clubseal

      He went down to the crossroads, tried to beg a ride.

      • Rabbit_Rebozo

        Everyone seemed to know him, they just passed him by.

    • Candy Apple

      It’s more of a Venn diagram that looks like a circle.

    • therblig

      a singularity

  • John Wills

    Scott who?

    • Pam Hyland

      I know, right?

    • Gleem-McShinez

      I guess he’s one of the Trump boys that isn’t great? A bastard, I guess?

  • Gerald Martin

    I looked up some of Baio’s acting credits on IMDB: besides “Arrested Development” he did “The Boy Who Drank Too Much” (1980) and Wrong Hole (2009).

    • chicken thief

      Those Beckham twins co-star in Wrong Hole with him?

  • chascates

    If someone does that in front of me my latte will be for ‘Heywood U. Buzzoff’.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Bonus points if the call for your order is followed, somewhere, by hacking laughter.

      • chascates

        Yes, my source for that nom de guerre.

  • MediumBarda

    He totally beat Starbucks by paying them for their products…

    • therblig

      and sticks it to the government with sales tax.

      he’s a true freedom fighter.

  • Bemused

    Scott Baio always makes me sad. I really liked Charles in Charge.

  • Mickey Donovan

    Maybe baristas could call out “Frump” and Snott’s wife will know for sure it’s hers.

  • sosuume

    Instruct baristas to loudly call out “TRAMP, TRAMP” when their order is up. One can sometimes misread poor penmanship, ya know.

    • thenearesthippie

      I thought baristas just called everybody Swarley.

      • theCryptofishist

        Great! Now I know what we’re going to call our new band that plays music for dogs!

  • Markuserektus
  • Candy Apple

    That’s funny, my barista was more than happy to shout “Republicans Are Stupid” when my order was ready….

  • beavertank

    I’ll be honest, that’s not THE stupidest thing I’ve ever seen, but it’s damn close.

  • Zippy
    • Candy Apple

      He deserves to be six feet underwater when Antarctica melts…

      • therblig

        or before. anytime, really.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Well that makes sense, because it never snows anywhere where there are mountains.

    • Juan de Fuca

      Dear Scott Baio,
      That’s why President Obama declared that region of California a national monument. Because it’s one of the few places in the U.S. where you can go from the desert to snow covered mountains within an hours drive or so, ya dip shit.
      FFS

      • Paul Duca

        Didn’t some earlier President already do that?

    • Shoto

      Wait: Is this guy allowed to walk around without parental supervision and/or headgear?

  • Playonwords

    H’mmm. Little Scotty does know that a #TrumpMovement is a fart that follows through, doesn’t he?

  • Angela Ruzzo

    This is yet another good reason not to go to Starbucks. I have only gone there once. Mediocre coffee, in my opinion, and overpriced, and no atmosphere.

    • Redgyal

      no

  • Hardly Ideal

    …so we’re making baristas write candidate names on coffee. Man, they just don’t make protests like the used to.

    • Wandering Scout

      Conservatives have been the status quo, and have gotten their way for so long, that they honestly have no idea how to protest without coming off as complete idiots.

      The Teabagger rallies, the Bundy militia, hanging out in Target bathrooms, and now this shit.

  • chicken thief

    If you have “Trump” on your cup does someone else have to pay for it? Like Juan Valdez or someone?

    • William_C_Diaz

      That would be the barista, wouldnt it?

      Have a great day!

  • Swampay

    Isn’t a “Trump” one of those Starbucks code words for the off-menu special where they spit in your drink?

  • toomanyrappers

  • Redgyal

    So, I googled Scott Baio and read that he refused to help Erin Moran with her financial problems but Henry Winkler is trying to help her. Scott Baio is selfish.

    • toomanyrappers

      Even Joanie hates Chachi. ;)

    • cat cafe

      Well, to be fair, she was a nutjob who tried to get money for everything. It’s really sad. I worked with Scott way, way back when (thirty years ago) and he actually was a really nice kid. I don’t know why he went wackadoodle like this. Henry, on the other hand, is just about the nicest person you’ll ever meet. How about his turn on Arrested Development! (“oh, that’s balls.”) A total sweetheart.

      • snark-lurker

        Money…changes everything, almost.

        • cat cafe

          We have a saying out here, that money just makes you a bigger version of who you basically are, so either a huge asshole, or a really nice guy (Trump vs. Bill Gates, basically).

          • Paul Duca

            Wisdom of Richard Castle….

  • Gleem-McShinez

    All I have to say is:
    Baristas, please be careful and do not scald your balls when you dip them into all the #Trump Movement coffees.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Sometimes it’s worth it.

    • The Wanderer

      If you teabag coffee, does that make it toffee? How does Essence of Ballsweat affect the flavor? Asking for a friend.

    • Frank Underboob

      Good advice. It’s much safer to piss in their cups (with votes).

  • Mimihaha

    Actually I like telling them I’m Batman.

  • Markuserektus
    • JustDon’tSayDittos

      I knew someone would post this if I scrolled down far enough.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Thanks Scott Baio! I’m going with this! I’ve started writing TRUMP on the free bags at the dog park!

  • ThatDale

    If one were of a subversive nature, one could politely cough ::sux:: anytime a barista called out “Trump!”

    • WhyFelicia

      Or say, “This one is for the guy with the really short fingers! Sorry, I can’t read what I wrote here – short-finger guy? Are you still here?”

      • theCryptofishist

        Can those stubby fingers hold a “vente”? Or will there be a yuuuuge coffee spill?

  • ggaston1960

    The Venti just got 10 inches taller!!!!!!!!

  • richardgrabman

    I was part of an on-line international forum on cultural stuff many years go that somehow Baio joined. Part of his dickish behavior may have been that none of us had ever heard of him, I thought he was just some asshole from Chicago.

    • Comixchick

      And you were right!

  • Gleem-McShinez

    I’ll put ‘Trump’ on this cup, now, but only if you promise me I can call you ‘Trump’ forever after. Especially after he shits the bed in the next month or two, and then embarrassingly loses his ass in November. You good with that?

  • richardgrabman

    So, everybody start telling the baristas your name is Lenin. Yea, that’ll change the world… sure.

    • The Wanderer

      I’d pick Trotsky as a name on the cup. If the barista asks why, I’ll explain that their coffee makes me go Rushin’ to the Loo.

  • Biff52

    Today, none of us are trump.

  • Lady Bug

    This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.

  • DinkyBossetti

    “Check out this!” That is strange syntax. Is Scott Baio a space alien just pretending to be human?

  • kaw143

    I tell the barista my name is Kodos!

  • pstockholm

    I guess he ordered a flat white. If you know what I mean. I’m pretty sure you do.

  • TheBidenator

    They’ll all have plenty of time to waste yelling “Trump” at the RNC where his candidacy will go down in flames #DeadDickDonnie

  • Professor Fate

    Scott honestly this proves what, how?
    it’s less mature than calling up and asking a store if they have Prince Albert in a can.
    I have to think that everything he orders someone spits in.

  • DemmeFatale

    This is just bullying.
    There’s no civil attempt to persuade anyone.
    Classic bully behavior to pick on a barista this way.
    All anyone will remember of the short fingered vulgarian is violence and shit like this.

  • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

    Can’t you just picture Fonzie asking Chachi what’s gone wrong with him?

    • CripesAmighty

      Nah. He’ll just try to pitch him on a reverse mortgage.

      • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

        I’m beginning to think that Chach deserves a reverse mortgage for a house made of rusty nails.

  • WhyFelicia

    I will wait to see how Bob Lob Law’s Law Blog covers the topic before I decide to join the movement.

  • snark-lurker

    CAP: Who you callin shitass & witch 1 you talkin to?

  • SK

    Maybe Chachi will try Santorum next.

    (I mean instead of the coffee)

  • CJTX

    I have never understood people’s temptation to drag strangers just doing their damn jobs into some stupid, unfunny joke or use them to try to make a point. Live and let live, you fucking weasels.

  • Jessica Neubauer

    Well really, I can hardly be expected to weigh in on this until I know how Ponch and John are voting in November.

  • FlownOver

    Harlem’s Pastor David Maning may have the right idea after all. A Starbuck’s venti with “special sauce” for Mr. Baio/Trump, please.

  • Magic Juan

    Maybe it would be easier to remember the time Baio wasn’t an asshole….oh yea there wasn’t one….never mind…

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    I bet starbucks gives the original Barista a big fat raise for bringing in so much protest money.

  • SeanT1001

    Guess we can add him on as a named partner at the law firm of Nolte, Busey and Kidder.
    Having a problem with reality? Common sense bringing you down? Then come right in to the Law Offices of Nolte, Busey, Kidder and Baio! (No hablamos Español!)

  • Applemask

    I would give the name “Prick Who Thinks It’s Funny To Inconvenience Minimum Wage Workers” just to confuse them.

    • Jim Schafer

      I doubt your use of an accurate moniker would be that confusing to them.

    • Hijabi Rockstar

      He’s gonna bring the corporation to its knees, what with… buying coffee and all. Vicious.

  • This is dumber than the Merry Christmas thing.

    Also, what did Starbucks ever do to the wingnuts?

    • theCryptofishist

      Benefits for partners of queer employees. (This was a few years back, so that’s why I didn’t say husbands and wives.) And I suppose that the whole Seattle thing is operative, also, too.

      • Wandering Scout

        …and unfortunately, they can’t just boycott it like normal people. They have to go in and be aggressive assholes.

    • Dr. Krieger IRL

      Gun free zones.
      Involvement in treating LGBT folks like humans.

  • elaine stenzel

    proves what an asshole scott b really is,he can’t get a a decent job.because he is a lousy actor,so he goes on a crazy trumpie boy rage,which shows what a real moron he is,and that my folks is why he is called a hasbeen in the acting world.

  • Al Swearengen

    Baio should get the Yelper treatment for that:
    (nsfw)
    https://youtu.be/pDlR_ccnZww

  • Last Hussar

    Is it ok to scream at people who disagree instead?

    • Dr. Krieger IRL

      Works for Bill O’Reilly.

  • Voice of Harold

    The staff should just call out ‘Drumpf’.

    • tihond

      “Small hands? I’ve got a coffee here for ‘Small Hands’.”

      • MrCanoehead

        “Tramp? Order for Tramp? Dump? Coffee for Trunk? Truck? Dump? I’m sorry, I’m having trouble reading this. Trumbo?”

      • Frank Underboob

        “Littlefinger” Because he’s on TV, right?

  • Mimihaha

    Is he still a thing? I would think there would be a statute of limitations on celebrity. After a certain number of years out of the spotlight, we wouldn’t have to know who they are anymore

    • theCryptofishist

      No, he’ll still have an obituary, so he is “a thing” until then. If we’re lucky, he’ll do something so monumentally stupid (yet basically harmless–we don’t need any Chappaquiddick levels of hurt) that that will be the lead sentence, instead of the sitcom. This, alas, doesn’t qualify.

  • Agback

    I’m going to start giving the name Chachi.

  • CripesAmighty

    Imagine that: bored, idle, talentless rich hack whose ‘job’ is clicking on his Morgan Stanley balance to see if his residuals from barking ‘catch phrases’ at a camera 30 years ago, just thinks it’s the sole of wit to make people who do real work to bark catch phrases for his amusement.
    Yeah. Hoodathunk?

  • Douglas E. Berry

    “Chai Latte for Tramp!” “Double-shot espresso for Chump!”

    Two can play at this game. And Starbucks getting your name wrong is almost a tradition!

    • Eyeball Freckles

      #makedonalddrumpfagain

  • NotMamaDolemite

    Why does anyone care what this infamously cheap asshole thinks? Oh, that’s right: his name. It not-so-suddenly has cache, can be monetized. How could I possibly forget?

    God, what fun!

  • bird law

    I’m a barista at a different coffee chain, and I’m sad that we don’t write names on our cups, because I would really enjoy being a pawn in some angry, mindless conservative’s idea of a social justice movement.

    • tihond

      “My name is *cough*Alllivesmatter*cough*.”

  • King of America

    This is the dumbest campaign(?) I’ve ever heard of.

  • Eyeball Freckles

    So as much as he bitched about how “liberal hippie dippie” Starbucks is he’s encouraging his followers to go spend their money there? Huh. Coz I know when I’m pissed at a business I totally want my friends to blow their hard earned pay checks at said business.

    I would get fired to writing “Drumpf” on the cup

    • Hijabi Rockstar

      Didn’t some guy go around telling baristas that his name was “Merry Christmas” so they would have to shout it when his order came up? Because Starbucks was destroying Christmas? Or did I dream that…

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        No that was a thing. Hypothesis: these idiots really think boycotting a place is liberal and thus, can’t do that, so they are forced to protest by going there and making the barista should out stupid things for their amusement. That’ll learn Starbucks, making more money!!!!! I hope next war on Christmas, Starbucks does purple cups.

        • Wandering Scout

          They did the same thing in Open Carry states, when Starbucks asked dudes to stop coming in armed…so they grabbed even more guns and spent even more money there.

          There’s a bunch of photos of smug, fat white guys with Glocks on their hip sucking down their Diabetuccinos.

  • BeaBull Apocalypse

    Big deal. I name something Trump every morning after I’ve had my coffee. If it’s a grande I might even squeeze out a Cruz on top of it

  • Kyle Edwards

    Where is Negan when you need him? Lucille would have a field day with his thick skull.

    • Odd Jørgensen

      Grr, months now, fuckin months wondering who Lucille kissed on the forehead.

      • Dee Andee

        That show is one big mind-fucker. And yet I love it.

  • Vegan and Tiara

    “If Baio and his Baionauts…”
    NICE

  • WampusKat

    Give the guy a break… when you’re a washed up has been or barely-was, you can clearly afford to broadcast your embrace of the white power movement. When everybody goes, “Scott who?” followed by [blank expression], the man begins to recognize his true worth [lessness]. Priceless.

  • Ryan Denniston

    i thought Scott Baio died in the 70s like so many greats. Am I wrong?

    • tihond

      But then who was in charge in the 80s?

    • Left Coast Tom

      I certainly flushed any memories of him afterwards. Do enough people actually watch “Happy Days” reruns to support his “unemployable old guy shaking fist at clouds” habit?

  • Didn’t he appear in some kind of porn movie? I think the name was Joanie loves Cock?

    • Actually he did…in Korea at least.

  • Kinda O/T but Baio certainly wouldn’t want to be served by THIS barrista:
    http://www.salon.com/2016/04/06/florida_woman_sees_governor_rick_scott_in_a_starbucks_and_offers_him_a_piece_of_her_mind_youre_an_asshole_you_dont_care_about_working_people/

    If that lady doesn’t already post here, I say we give her Honorary Wonkette Status post haste.

    • Dr. Krieger IRL

      Yep, Judge Doom got his comeuppance.

  • The ironic thing is that a lot of these desperate for fame-based relevance would have been quelled by whoring himself on Celebrity Apprentice.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      whadda ya think he is auditioning for?

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Just make the “u” look more like an “a”. Let the person at the other end of the line call it out.

    • Dee Andee

      He hasn’t mattered for decades, so no loss.

      • TheBoatDude

        Hell, he didn’t even matter back then…

    • Dr. Krieger IRL

      “Jerks for Trump” should be a TwitFace LikePage for people to share their stories of jerks like Scott.

  • Congratulations, Baio! You somehow made Willie Aames look like “the dignified one.” (I know, I didn’t think that was possible either.)

  • Sunnyhorse

    I hope these morons ALL have “Trump” written on their cups. Then they can stand around arguing over whose is whose. Idiots.

  • Lu

    #ObsoletelyIrrelevantIdiot.

    -_-

    #BaioHole.

  • handyhippie65

    chachi needs to be fed to the shark. the one with frickin’ lasers on it’s head.

  • Jukesgrrl

    This genius previously campaigned for Mitt Romney and Ronald Reagan (also attended his funeral), and was one of the first to endorse Scott Walker when he announced last year. He is now a Trumpet, as if anyone cares. I can’t imagine why Baio’s so determined to protect the 1% because in spite of starring in three sitcoms, his net worth is only estimated at $3.5 million. He must have a terrible agent. That’s chump change by TV standards and hardly enough to get him an invitation to the Bohemian Grove.

    • Lu

      “Trumpanzee” ?

      “Trumplestiltskinite” ?

  • TheBoatDude

    Baristas have enough to deal with, now they have to take shit from Chachi? Sonofabitchfuck.

  • Mecha343

    Shouldn’t he be touring with wash-up conservative actors like James Woods, Jon Voight, Robert Davi, Victoria Jackson, Kelsey Grammar, Dennis Miller, Kirk Cameron, that kid from Two and Half Men, Adam Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin, and others I can’t think of atm.

    • The Wanderer

      The We’re All Assholes World Tour.

      • Dr. Krieger IRL

        Isn’t that just a football team?

  • Lu

    + “You may have thought we were done hearing from the Z-list former sitcom star and A-list current dongrocket known as Scott Baio, but alas, here we are again. Earlier this year, the actor — who sits at that wonderful crossroads of extremely conservative and deeply fucking stupid — publicly endorsed Donald Trump for President. Earlier this week and for reasons unknown, he decided to take out his deeply embarrassing pathology on an unsuspecting Starbucks barista…..”

    ***********************

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/57d57a8045fd7c7d23ff4be8dee30e6251fafab6b9cd25391b2c4e57ccf330ea.jpg

    • brittany

      He also tweeted his grasp of science last Sunday…
      https://twitter.com/ScottBaio/status/716822976004358144

      PS: Quadruple facepalm, very nice. I shall be stealing it, thank you!

      • Lu

        “Aye, Aye…”

        >;)

      • Wandering Scout

        I’m surprised he didn’t sign it, “Checkmate, science nerds!”

  • MrCanoehead

    Is it okay to tell the barista your name is Spartacus so you and your friends can say, “I am Spartacus!” “No, I am Spartacus” and so on?
    I did once tell a restaurant hostess my name was Communist so she had to announce, “Communist, party of two.”

    • The Wanderer

      No, you get an upfist for being creative.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        I wonder how many frat boys wander in there half drunk and say their names are revolting things/ Pretty sure Spartacus would be welcomed as a fun addition to an otherwise irritating part of the job.

    • Morrigan in Oregon

      oh! go it one better and sign in as Donner, and get “Donner! Party of 6!” You get real laughter from the room in California!

      • wylekat

        And then I read down, and saw your Donner joke.

    • Frank Underboob

      Better yet, do the same routine with the name Brian.

    • wylekat

      Donner, even…
      “Donner, party of 5!”

  • He got 3.5 million dollars for his acting?

    • MrPendent

      No. He got 3.5 million dollars, and he “acted”. Correlation is not causation.

  • Moonshadow Kati

    Baristas, time to strike back with your typical incorrect name spelling.

    “Order for Turmp!”
    “Order for Dump!”
    “Order for Tramp!” (credit biel_ze_bubba below)
    “Order for Krump!”

    • vivian

      “Order for Fratboy!”

    • Dr. Krieger IRL

      “Order for Turnip”
      “Order for Drumpf”

    • Downriverite

      Ha, that’s exactly what I was thinking. I’d just write it “Tramp” and say oh, I thought you just had an accent.

    • roooth

      Rump!

    • Manabi

      When I first looked at Turmp I read it as Turnip. :D

  • katahdin

    Poor man’s Tony Danza says What?

  • LadyLaz

    Who? Oh heck. It’s not even worth it to Google.

  • Dr. Krieger IRL

    Oh, you so funny Scott, but the War on Christmasers already beat you to it.

  • Me not sure

    I read the above post while having a movement. I think there was more than a little Trump in it.

  • Farah Chandu

    he said “Trump talks like me”…glad Charles or Chachi never sexualized children’s bodies out loud. ewewewwwww

  • Bitter Scribe

    Was he Joanie or Chichi? Or maybe Chacha?

  • roooth

    If I was a barista, I’m afraid it would always come out, “Rump!”

  • m3bosha

    Wait, I didn’t think cons went to Starbucks because of the War on Christmas coffee cups or something.

  • chiefkurtz

    Conservatives must live charmed lives; waking everyday, hoping for ways to be offended, and never being disappointed.

  • enfilmigult

    Can’t wait for ten bozos to do this at once and start screaming at the barista for “handing them” the wrong orders.

  • Frank Underboob

    I thoroughly approve of this campaign. It’ll make it so much easier for baristas to decide whose drinks to spit in (with votes).

  • someonerandom

    This comment section made me snort my (costa) coffee all over my work keyboard. I don’t know who this bloke is (seriously who is he?) but the comments here are golden! Bravo everyone

    • Wandering Scout

      Has-been 80s sitcom actor.

  • Cyril Figgis

    Trump is now coffee shop shorthand for decaf.

  • Enfant Terrible

    Hey, if Trumptards want to spend their monies at the hippy-dippy emporium of over-roasted coffee beans, who are we to stop them? But I would fedex a big tip to any barista who called out:

    “Skinny vente latte for the short-fingered vulgarian!”

  • brittany

    They should just write “Drumpf” on the cup. Baio would either stop tweeting pics of all the Starbuck’s coffee he buys for other people in Trump’s name, or belittle it in the process. It’s a win-win.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    First they went after their lack of Jesusy Xmas cups, now this? We are to feel sorry for a massive corporate coffee chain? I do.

  • Jason

    This guy is a narcissist. He really misses his heartthrob days and is seriously mentally insecure.

  • Kevin K

    Assholes gotta ass.

  • wylekat

    Baristas who have to deal with this twit:

    Reduce pic to something you can slap on a cup, and let the foaming at the mouth begin.

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