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'S okay, he's a nice demon like Anya.
‘S okay, he’s a nice demon like Anya.

You guys! It is the last State of the Union for our own dearly beloved B. Barry Bamz and his bestest henchman, Old Handsome Joe Biden. (Unless the Democrats and Republicans follow our advice and appoint Joey B. VP 4 LYFE.)

Will Barry rock us so hard in our down-theres with his smoove words of love? Will Joe do trigger fingers and smile and make sad faces in all the appropriate places? THEY WILL DO THOSE THINGS! Will you ask not what Wonkette can do for you, but — well, yeah, actually, you can ask that. We answered it here!

Anyway, put on some fresh panties and let’s get up in this bitch!

Starting … SOTU … NOW! For Wonkette’s liveblog of the SUPER OH MY GOD SO GOOD Republican response from South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley, click here!

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