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Yep, that Donald Trump sure is a crazy outlier
Yep, that Donald Trump sure is a crazy outlier

Hey, remember Jan Morgan, the Great American Hero who started something of a trendlet last year when she declared her Hot Springs, Arkansas, gun range a “Muslim Free zone”? She’s now a minor celebrity in the Wingnuttosphere’s Muslim-hatin’ nether regions, so it should be no surprise that Fox Business would invite her to share her bestial yawpings on Donald Trump’s genius plan to keep America safe by making all U.S. ports of entry “Muslim Free zones,” too.

On Tuesday’s Making Money with Charles Payne, Andrew Napolitano asked Morgan whether excluding Muslims might be a problem, maybe. Morgan somehow managed not to be aghast that anyone would shamelessly trash the Bill of Rights simply for the sake of publicity:

We especially like how Napolitano set up the interview by introducing Morgan as “a wonderful and notorious defender of basic American values.” Morgan chimed in, “The Second Amendment!” which is the most basic American value there is, of course. Then Napolitano got to the Serious Question about Trump’s plan: “Is this consistent with basic American values, stopping people at the border for, by virtue of their religious beliefs?” Morgan reeled off a beautiful Stream Of Wingnut self-fluffing in reply:

Well you know Judge, I think it’s pretty funny that Donald Trump stood up in front of the world today and said he’s basically going to do what I’m already doing at my gun range. He’s never been known for being politically correct. We all know that I was the first in the nation to declare my gun range, my shooting range, a Muslim-free zone. Now gun ranges and gun stores in 6 states have followed my lead and are doing the same thing and I think that what Trump meant, he may not always say things exactly the right way, but what he means and he’s not saying that all Muslims are terrorists, he’s not saying that forever, we’re not going to let Muslims in this country. He’s just saying, you know, right now we have a problem and until we get a handle on this, for the safety and security of our people, we need to deal with our own internal, home-grown jihad and Islamic terrorism here, before we start opening our doors to let more Islamists into our country, more Muslims into our country. It’s kind of hard to determine

Quick, rhetoric students! How many instances of “begging the question” can you find in that paragraph? We’re especially taken with Morgan’s attempts — once she gets past taking credit for the greatest idea ever — to be “moderate.” Sure, Trump could do words gooder. Also, it’s not like Trump wants to exclude Muslims forever. It would only be until we’ve taken care of our home-grown jihad problem here, which of course we can fix because this is America, and we can fix anything as long as we have a clear goal like, as Trump says, figuring out “what the hell is going on.”

In the meantime, why not come on down to the Gun Cave in Hot Springs, Arkansas, and fire off a few rounds in blissful Muslim-Free safety? That’s the Gun Cave, don’t miss it!

[Media Matters]

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  • elviouslyqueer

    Bitch please. Your fifteen minutes were up 35 minutes ago. STFU and crawl back to your (actual) cave, you odious hillbilly trash.

    • Zippy

      upfisted for hillbilly trash

      • MrBlobfish

        Redundancy

  • LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

    The motto of the modern Republican party. It’s like Ayn Rand had an unholy eldritch abomination offspring with Kim Kardashian.

  • DahBoner

    Wait.

    Wouldn’t you want to invite TERRORISTS to gun ranges, if you’re such a big, bad NOT AFRAID OF OBAMA gun-toting Patriotic American???

    http://media2.giphy.com/media/aGsbwigKksjte/200w_d.gif

  • Lefty Frizzell

    I don’t understand this – if restricting legal access to guns won’t work for non-muslims why will it work for muslims?

    • Anarchy Pony

      Uh, because she said so. Silly libtard.

    • Ryan Denniston

      If there was any cognitive capacity in the mind of a wingnut, that observation would have exploded that wingnut’s head.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      If only someone in that gun range had a gun, they could stop any terrorists.

    • Playonwords

      I think she means because Muslims are mostly law abiding and moral unlike Fundie Christians. Of course most morally corrupt and ungodly atheists would dispute that idea

  • Ryan Denniston

    “The Second Amendment!” which is the most basic American value there is, of course.
    Honest question, if it’s so great, why is it second? I was taught that second place is for losers. Not really, I’m just projecting Trump.

    • Joe Beese

      Second on the list but first in our hearts.

  • tihond

    Lot of lead hanging around that range…

  • Joe Beese

    Someone emptied a full magazine of Botox at her face and hit with every round.

  • borninatrailer

    Wait.. is her range really named the “Gun Cave” because that’d be awesome.

  • Michael Smith

    Didn’t countries in Old Europe used to have periodic waves of xenophobic outrage that swept through the peasantry and were stoked by pseudo-intellectual, charismatic leaders (like preachers, etc.)? How did they handle them?

    Well, the leadership let them blow off steam by overlooking pogroms. And then ultimately someone took too much advantage of that ever-simmering hatred and used it to carry out an unfathomably vast Genocide.

    But that’s not the same thing, right? Because we Americans are Freedomer than the Europeans ever were?

    • Ryan Denniston

      Trump is going to have the classiest most youuuge pogroms, you’re not gonna believe it.

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        The biggest showers you’ve ever seen. With a beautiful door in front!

        • DahBoner

          An oven with pure gold on the inside. Klassy!

          • SuspectedDemocrat

            And they’ll just walk right in because my people are smart negotiators.

        • Zippy

          Golden Showers?

      • arglebargle

        a program of pogroms

      • shastakoala

        So instead of breaking glass does Trump plan on shredding classy, beautiful, exotic fabrics?

        • gilderbeast

          And baccarat chandeliers of course

    • Zippy

      We’re quick to blame Islam for their troubles by claiming because it’s a younger religion, that they’re going through their ‘dark age’

      I wonder if we could apply that same theory to the much younger United States?

    • JMP

      “Used to”? Um, I’m guessing you haven’t looked at the last few years election results from Greece, France, the UK, Sweden, etc. etc. And just like America today, it’s very much fueled by anti-Muslim immigrant hatred,

      • Michael Smith

        Yeah, I guess pogroms only let off steam for a little while.

        Even really really big pogroms.

      • Playonwords

        errr What?

        As far as the UK is concerned that is a load of crap. Yes, a few right wing groups have made some inroads but that happens every few years. Nigel Farrage’s mob of Little Englanders have largely vanished as have the National Front. Like a persistent zits extremism will grow another head and it will be squeezed.

        For the rest of Western and Northern Europe you’re ignoring that the electoral systems use proportional representation, so all noxious minority groups get a chance to have some say in the legislative chamber. BTW “Noxious minority groups” includes Stalinists, Maoists, and Citizen Smith socialists. Do not say I am ignoring the problem, I have (quite literally) fought Right Wingers, but making them out to be a bigger problem than they are give them a pomp they do not deserve.

        Views like yours are just the left wing equivalent of Donald Trumps opinion about London – and just as stupid.

    • Suttree

      Blood libel libelz!

  • CapnFatback

    “I was banning Muslims before banning Muslims was cool, man.”

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    As a small business owner she is obligated to provide equal access. Someone better check if she’s in compliance with ADA regulations, since she’s supposed to provide separate bathrooms and drinking fountains for religious minorities.

    • Joe Beese
      • Lefty Frizzell

        (I’m not a religious scholar but) isn’t islam really just a religious ideology, like christianity? It’s only when some other party fuses it with political and legal ideologies that you have a problem. Like the taliban or the republican party.

        • DahBoner

          <>

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Do you think there would be the slightest bit of daylight between Christian Theocratic Law and Sharia Law?

      • David Roosa

        The private club dodge didnt work for restricted golf courses. See Augusta. The Feds aren’t stupid.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        I’m sure Louis Farrakhan will be thrilled to hear that he runs all of Islam.

  • Creepoman

    The Gun Cave . . . she hides her revolver in there too?

    • AntiDerpomeme

      Bra holster libel!

      • Creepoman

        Jerry Fallwell (sic) Jr. back pocket/rectum libel!

    • Wonkaholic

      I suspect her gun cave has a revolver-ing door. And a coin slot. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

      • marxalot

        *speculum

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Funny, but calling you on the slut shaming. This is not at issue here.

  • mailman27

    Forget about the 2nd amendment, listening to these nincompoops I’m in favor of limiting the 1st one just a li’l bit.

    • Suttree

      We shouldn’t limit the 1st, we should just have fines in pounds of salted rat dicks.

      • Playonwords

        And the people paying those fines have to personally bite off the dicks and do the salting for themselves?

  • Lefty Frizzell

    You can’t restrict access to guns for people on the no-fly list because what happens if they’re not really a terrorist? That would be terrible, right? Well doesn’t the same apply to muslims?

    • Zippy

      of course not. We can discriminate against 1.7 billion Muslins because .000001% might be terrists, but we don’t dare discriminate against gun owners via common sense gun laws even though a far higher percentage of them will be terrists, murderers, negligent deaths, suicides, etc

  • Pinkham’s Law

    Is it too early to start a countdown to the inevitable lawsuit?

    • Ryan Denniston

      How many Muslins have standing in Arkansas?

      • LIT_Fag

        I do happen to have two gay Muslim friends in Little Rock. That might make the bitch’s head explode.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      To have any standing for a lawsuit, a plaintiff would have to demonstrate to the court sufficient connection and harm by actually giving a shit.

  • CapnFatback

    we need to deal with our own internal,
    home-grown jihad and Islamic right-wing, xenophobic terrorism here, before we start opening our doors to let more Islamistsjingoists into our country, more Muslimscrazed white guys into our country

    .

    Fixed.

    • Suttree

      What time do the deportations start to get rid of the assholes we already have?

  • baconzgood

    What are these “basic american values”? Im an american and I have basic values but it seems I lack basic american values. Does it have somthing to do with having a russian semi automatic wepon? Or voting restriction? Or not believing in global warming?

    • DahBoner
    • Suttree

      I think purposefully being shitass stupid covers it.

    • JMP

      Racism, that’s what they think is a “basic American value”.

    • marxalot

      I think it’s like “basic cable,” pretty shitty but included in the bundle and no one actually watches it.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …”Gun Cave”? Isn’t that a double entendre for most gun humpers? I’m sure there is a lot of premature “shooting” and “misfires” in that particular “cave”

    • Zippy

      shot my wad before I got my gun down range

    • DoILookAmused2u ?
      • elviouslyqueer

        This is what passes for classy in Hot Springs.

        • DoILookAmused2u ?

          It’s not even really in Hot Springs. Other side of the lake in Piney.

          • AngryBlakGuy

            …”Piney”? Not so inviting!

          • Zippy

            You’d prefer new car smell?

      • Creepoman

        Or is it stalagmites?

      • Zippy

        Blacksnake Rd. But of course…

        • AngryBlakGuy

          …geez, I can do so much with this!!! Lmao!!!

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …errrr, that’s not very inviting! At least it’s “well trimmed” in the front with a “small opening”

        • Zippy

          You go first…

          • AngryBlakGuy

            …with ur apparatus sir!!!

        • Suttree

          And you have ruined my desire to masturbate today. Thanks.

      • DahBoner

        Storage shed, hahaha.

      • arglebargle

        Good Lord, I took a little stroll down Blacksnake Road. Nothing but (im)mobile homes as far as the eye can see. Plus some Walter White winnabagos. Or is the Wonkebago on a secret mission?

        • DoILookAmused2u ?

          One of them there moe-bile homes has an above-ground swimmin’ pool.

          Fancy.

      • Hutch

        Looks noisy — what with all the guns. I mean, even with ear protection.

        Look at the neighborhood. Why build a metal shed? She could have just set up some man targets outside.

        Southerners. Whaddya gonna do?

        • DahBoner

          They’re scared of daylight. BOO!

      • BadKitty904

        The “Gun Cave” on “Blacksnake Road”. Srsly, who writes this low-grade porn?

        • Suttree

          That guy with the umlauts and a deep seated desire for turgid love muscles?

          • BadKitty904

            “Turgid Love Muscles” is SO the name of somebody’s garage band.

          • Suttree

            I’m going to recommend this to my cousin to change his band’s name. They’re punk.

          • BadKitty904

            He’ll thank you for it.

          • mtn_philosoph

            No, it’s the title of my new operatic remake of “Pumping Iron.”

      • chicken thief

        Great place for a meth lab! Plenty noisy, smell of gun powder….

        ~ Walter and Jesse

        • DoILookAmused2u ?

          I am sure there’s one nearby.

      • MrBlobfish

        A Piney is a NJ hillbilly. How appropriate.

    • chicken thief

      Small barrels and itchy trigger fingers also too.

      • John Smith

        Josh Duggar libelz! 111!

  • Callyson

    I think it’s pretty funny that Donald Trump stood up in front of the world today and said he’s basically going to do what I’m already doing at my gun range. He’s never been known for being politically correct.

    Following the constitution is being politically correct now?

    • Zippy

      to the mouth breathers it is- who knew that there were enough Yahoo commenters to put a fascist in first place for the GOP primary?

      • arglebargle

        See what happens when you allow comments?

        • Angry_Cop

          The lesson society still hasn’t learned.

    • Suttree

      If being a fascist idiot isn’t politically correct they don’t want to be.

    • Ryan Denniston

      The Constitution is very simple for these people. It basically says the following, or so it seems to an outside observer.
      1. There are no restrictions on guns.
      2. I got mine, fuck you.
      3. Anything you do is the action of a Taker and should be banned, not because of the action, but because you are a Taker.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        4. Anything I do is fine because Jesus.

    • arglebargle

      Well actually, that’s not a bad definition.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …seriously what’s up with all the psych “XX” chromosome gun humper’s lately?!?!

    • BadKitty904

      Good que$tion…

    • chicken thief

      All the ladies wanna be like Sarah!

      • Msgr_Moment

        “I, Sarah” is the anagram for “Sharia”.

        • Playonwords

          OMG!!!!!! She’s a plant.

          Question is which plant? Petunia, geranium or duckweed?

          • gilderbeast

            Why the gun-nut of course

          • mtn_philosoph

            Creeping paranoia.

  • JMP

    How has the Justice Department not indicted this criminal bigot for her blatant violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 yet?

    • David Roosa

      There has to be a muslim denied service first, as a complainant. No ones that desperate.

      • Playonwords

        As someone pointed out upthread, these “gun ranges” tend to act as private clubs so they can exclude any one darker than the owner undesirables. They probably have one or two Bobbys or Dr Bens to give a veneer of being unprejudiced Americans.

  • Jay Vaughn

    Does anyone else think she looks like her pictures should be on a different type of website? MILFhunters.net maybe?

  • chicken thief

    Oh fuck me to tears. If we have to take policy tips from a ‘Morgan’ I vote for Morgana.

    • Zippy

      or at least (all of them) Katie Morgan

      yes, I have HBO

  • arglebargle

    Why do all these wackadoodle right wing wimmens look like they use this…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs

    • BadKitty904

      I just reckoned they used spackle and Sharpies…

      • Hutch

        And troweled the makeup on (rather than shooting it on, which would produce a better effect). I think her eyebrows are tats.

    • Angry and Short

      Because all right wing MILFS all want to look like Gemma on Sons of Malarkey.

  • BadKitty904

    Remember our motto at Jan’s Gun Cave: If We Can’t Kill It, It’s Immortal.

  • Scooter

    Hi-fucking-larious that these nut bags are worried about jihadi that rarely happens while supporting private arsenals that leads to 10’s of thousands of deaths per year. These people just like being dicks.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Do they just let anybody on the air, as long as they say Obama, Muslims or Planned Parenthood are bad? If I were homeless in New York, I would just go on a rant about Obama outside their studio and be assured of a nice warm few minutes on their set at least, and maybe a doughnut.

    • Suttree

      I believe the blondes who work there are required by contract to give bj’s to anyone spewing this nonsense also too.

      • clubseal

        Moral quandary initiated.

        • John Smith

          Go with the BJ. You can always change your political view as necessary, as Fox’s guests do.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      “Do they just let anybody on the air, as long as they say Obama, Muslims or Planned Parenthood are bad?”.

      I think you are onto something. What would drum up more business is an Obama,-Muslims-Planned-Parenthood-Free Gun Range just down the road from a nice meth lab.

      • Wee Mousie

        Their on-air guests must have an I.Q. smaller than a clown’s shoe size, but other than that, Fux practically has an open mike.

        • Wassamatta U Alumnus

          That is so they don’t *outshine* the host.

          • Wee Mousie

            You could give the hosts a spit shine and they’d still have no reflections.

  • Markuserektus

    What will happen if the white supremacists elect some ‘R’ nut bag as commandeer-er in chief?

    • Suttree

      Peace, prosperity, and shooting their ex to death over child support payments?

  • Beowoof14

    Jeebus please she must be riding that gun like a hot dildo.

    • MrBlobfish

      needz moar bacon

      • PUAAN

        Doesn’t everything?

      • Playonwords

        Ted Cruz Libelz! Congratulations!

  • clubseal

    There’s probably never been a more appropriate time to make a Hitler comparison, right? I mean, these people are exactly calling for people to be barred from the country based solely on their religion, and some are even calling for outright murder of them.

  • azeyote

    hey some people gotta have their fifteen minutes of fame – then milk the shit out of it – they know what the rubes need to put out –

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Hang on — have Fox News now decided that Muslims shouldn’t be allowed to own guns? Because that would certainly be a step in an unusual direction for them. Not sure the NRA would like that. After all, Muslims have money too, and that money could be used to buy more guns.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      I’ll wait until I hear from my crazy uncle Ben Carson who thinks the Holocaust happened because a religious minority wasn’t allowed to own guns.

  • MrBlobfish

    “No. I’m the bigger fascist!”

    • TheBidenator

      Alright Rand Paul, it’s time for you to sit down for a moment, you’re becoming hysterical….

  • TheBidenator

    Appropriate that a lady at a gun range which makes money off weapons that kill like eleventy billion 9/11’s worth of Americans every year wants to ban Muslims because of violent jihadis….that’s a bit like Fox News attacking the partisanship of NPR….

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      Fox News has attacked the partisanship of NP….ohhhh
      nm, iswydt

  • TheBidenator

    Freedom is just another word for “get the hell out of my country” apparently….

    • gilderbeast

      “…for “get the hell out of YOUR country”…” FTFY

  • Msgr_Moment

    Can we set up a circular firing range with the same stupid membership rule?

  • Wee Mousie

    Now idiots are lining up to claim they steered the Titanic into the iceberg.

    • Rick Hill

      In a year when the gop goes down in flames we’ll see the reverse, how they alone tried to stand before the flood waters to stop impending disaster.

  • marxalot

    “Our” people.
    That is all.

    • TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner

      Res ipsa fascistor.

  • Rick Hill

    I feel as though this is the modern day Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Assecpt we don’t have a Wonka that’s very creatively offing these folks.

  • Mavenmaven

    maybe she can go to Paris too.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    If a Muslim American came into her establishment and was refused service for being a Muslim American, wouldn’t that cause legal problems for Ms. Morgan that wouldn’t be amenable to Second Amendment Solutions?

    • Wee Mousie

      She could use her second amendment rights to shoot herself so she didn’t have to serve the undesirable. Suicide is still against the law, I believe, but the dead don’t find incarceration nearly as confining as the living.

      • Iam Reading

        Pretty confining for sure, but it is the lack of being ambulatory which softens the blow

  • diogenez
    • ZangoCrudmonger

      Pew ew ew!

    • Playonwords

      Nice shop – or is it a gun show.

    • therblig

      now THAT’s how you regulate a militia!

    • SDGeoff

      Wow. Dildo artillery.

    • mtn_philosoph

      Don’t panic — it only shoots blanks.

  • Brewerofbeers

    “our people” of course only consisting of white, land owning, protestant males.

  • Iam Reading

    Do we have a good handle on the fiscal impact of mass shootings? Looks like one event can wipe out an annual operating budget.

  • mtn_philosoph

    Well Jeez, libtards — you can’t start to take in Muslin immigrants unless you have previously stopped taking them in. Get a brain, Morans!

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