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Judge to Uncle Sam: 'If Immigration was properly Restricted you would no longer be troubled with Anarchy, Socialism, the Mafia and such kindred evils!' (1891)
Judge to Uncle Sam: ‘If Immigration was properly Restricted you would no longer be troubled with Anarchy, Socialism, the Mafia and such kindred evils!’ (1891)

Just when America’s on the verge of helping refugees, you can count on rightwing militias to cry that the filthy foreigners are going to be a bunch of terrorists. Take the brave patriots (please!) of “III% Idaho,” a gang of paramilitary loons who have been protesting a community college’s refugee center, warning that it’s a portal for Islamic radicals who are of course going to Kill Us All. Sunday, the group gathered at the Idaho Capitol, complete with American flags, flak jackets, and dire warnings that the Gem State will be overrun by Sharia Law:

“Now, refugees coming from Islamic hotbeds of terrorism, don’t you think that poses a threat to Idaho communities?” shouted III% of Idaho spokesman Chris McIntire into a bullhorn.

“YEAH!!!!” shouted the gathered protesters.

The demonstration was part of an ongoing fear-fest from the “III Percenters,” named for the mythical portion of colonists who took up arms in the American Revolution and will lead the next one any minute now. The group has been raging against a program run by the College of Southern Idaho in Twin Falls, which has been helping refugees resettle in Idaho for over 30 years, but has recently become the focus of panicky Islamophobia. In late October, the group held a protest outside the center that attracted more than 200 marchers, many carrying guns because they were absolutely certain ISIS militants were going to come roaring out of the sagebrush.

At that event, the head of the III Percenters demanded the refugee program be shut down, as it poses a threat to national security:

“We’re not against refugees or helping people,” said Brandon Curtiss, the president of the Three Percent. “However there have been issues, like the Boise bomber who was placed through the program, that shows that there are problems with the program.”

For what it’s worth, there haven’t been any bombs going off in Boise, although a Boise man from Uzbekistan was convicted on terrorism charges in July in one of those great FBI sting operations where a paid informant helps create a terrorism plot that otherwise wouldn’t have existed. The case is under appeal. So yeah, terrorists everywhere.

And just how scary is the center’s flood of refugees? As the Idaho State Journal reports:

In October, the center in Twin Falls is expecting 22 refugees. They’ll come from the Democratic Republic of Congo, Sudan, Iran, Iraq and Eritrea, but none from Syria, according to Zeze Rwasama, the director of CSI’s refugee center.

A whole 22 refugees in a month! Good god, Martha, hide the children, it’s an invasion! Approximately 300 Syrian refugees are likely to be resettled in Idaho over the next year. They’ll all face extensive State Department vetting, through a process that might best be described as Kafkaesque. But there’s no doubt about it: Idaho’s wingnuts are terrified, and that’s what matters.

For what it’s worth, people who don’t spend all their time wearing camouflage and reading InfoWars don’t seem to be panicking:

Jan Reeves, director of the Idaho Office of Refugees — which oversees the state’s four resettlement agencies (including CSI’s) — explained to the Idaho Statesman that it’s difficult to assure people about security because the checks on refugees are confidential.

“It’s hard to convince people that they’re adequate and will prevent the wrong people from having access to the refugee program without being able to be specific about what those checks entail,” he said.

Maybe the III Percenters would be reassured if they could waterboard some of the refugees themselves, to be sure. At the October march at the CSI Refugee Center, Chris McIntire whined that refugees are taking up valuable tax dollars that could otherwise be spent on programs for Real Americans (never mind that rightwingers would also oppose those programs):

The current refugee program has a lot of momentum, but it is momentum based off false information. There has been an increase of violence in refugees in Europe and we don’t want that happening here. Another issue is the tax dollars they use. There are veterans and students here that need assistance and this is tax dollars being shifted away from them.

At Sunday’s rally, McIntire also warned that the refugees would of course be full of ISIS infiltrators, just because he knows:

“Now, there are many terrorist organizations out there who have stated numerous times that they will manipulate the refugee crisis to spread radical Islam,” McIntire told the crowd … “We are seeing this in Europe. We have seen it for the past several months, where refugees are rioting in the streets, they are waving Islamic flags, they are praying to Allah, they are demanding Sharia law, which includes the second-class treatment of women!”

“Not in Idaho! Not in Idaho!” replied the crowd.

The III Percenters take pains to point out they are not racist, of course. Heck, they even sound like a bunch of feminists there, don’t they?

Across Jefferson Street from the Capitol building, a small crowd of counter-demonstrators organized by the Boise Interfaith Alliance carried a banner that read “We Welcome All Refugees to Boise.” One woman in that group told SPLC’s Hatewatch:

I just couldn’t believe that these people were claiming that these refugees who are fleeing from ISIS were actually ISIS terrorists …
I’m glad to see people stand up [to] that kind of insanity.

We’re hopeful the loonies won’t win. The Refugee Center has considerable local support, and Boise has a thriving refugee community (Kid Zoom volunteered at a program that teaches English to refugees, even), so we’re fairly sure our modern Know-Nothings won’t keep us from having nice things, like diversity.

But the wingnuts sure as hell are terrified, which suggests to us that for at least some Idahoans, the terrorists have already won.

[RawStory / SPLC Hatewatch / Idaho State Journal / Image: “Where the Blame Lies,” 1891 cartoon by Grant Hamilton. Best viewed in glorious full size.]

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  • ArgieBargie

    I’m assuming “III%” is short for “BEHGANZIII%”

    • fka_donnie_d

      No, it stands for ill, like those hippity hoppers say do

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      B
      E
      N
      G
      H
      Z
      Illegal
      Immigrant
      Illimination
      %@&ˆ&ˆ$%&

      • dave in texas

        You left out Illuminati.

  • Metadude

    Southern Idaho, you say? I’ll bet Uncle Rico is involved in this.

    • SnarkTank

      This is why I voted for Pedro.

  • FauxAntocles

    I keep wondering if we shouldn’t change “Land of the Free and Home of the Brave” to something more appropriate, maybe “Land of the Persecuted and Home of the Chicken-Livered Whiny-Assed Titty Babies”

    • Stories like these do make me wonder – is it just human nature that the most militant and “macho” among us are also the most fearful and thin-skinned?

      Because I consider myself fairly cowardly, but when I see people like this I wonder if that’s an accurate perception.

    • JustPixelz

      Home of the Scaredy Cats. (listens to voice from next room) OK. My cat objects to that. Howzabout “Home of the Scaredy Potatos”?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        “Josie and the Scaredy Cats”!

      • malsperanza

        Home of the pissant dipsticks.

        Although those folks at the community college seem to be pretty upstanding.

  • cousin itt

    it’s a portal for Islamic radicals

    ZOMG, it’s The Derp Tunnel!1!1!

  • jmk

    My gawd, these brave defenders of our Unicornstitutional liberties do tend to piss themselves with fear every time someone sneezes, don’t they?

    I’ve seen braver Chihuahuas.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      And smarter.

    • Angry_Cop

      The unquestioned alpha dog on our block is a four-pound Chihuahua/Terrier mix and she is not afraid of ANYTHING.

      Watching the neighbors 90 pound shepherd side-eye her and slowly sidle away is comedy gold.

      • jmk

        That was our miniature dachshund… he never weighed more than 10 pounds and never fought anything smaller than an Irish Setter. Neighborhood dogs new this and backed away very carefully when he was around.

        He only lost one fight, also too… with a horse. After a short period of recuperation, he went back to bossing the other dogs around, but got suspiciously quiet outside the horse-owner’s house.

        • Angry_Cop

          I love those dogs. They are so sweet when they’re not out causing murder, mayhem and terror. All of which are aided and abetted by their almost unreal cuteness.

          LOLed at him taking on a horse. I could totally see one doing that.

          • jmk

            Oh I know. He liked to sleep with his head laid across my neck…but would rip the hand off a common newspaper delivery kid in a heartbeat.
            He was a Mighty Red dude.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        My Airedale’s best pal is a little Papillon named Hank…all of about 5 lbs. soaking wet. They play together like gangbusters, but when push comes to shove, he definitely is the boss of her.

    • DahBoner

      Oddly enough, it’s White Native-born Americans who are in charge of licking Taco shells in Idaho…

      https://media4.giphy.com/media/13B4ELjNUBHvEs/200w_d.gif

  • Oblios_Cap

    so only 1/3 of the American Revolutionary families got to be in today’s 1%?

    What a rip-off.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I’d hate to hear what they say were they racist dumbshits.

    As opposed to run-of-the-mill dumbshits.

  • Sgt. Gym Bunny

    While they are busy pissing about security checks for refugees, I’m worrying about the security checks for these yahoos with the guns.

    Why anyone would take refuge in The U S of A is beyond me. But then again, the refugees are probably looking at these clowns like the chickenshit empty-can noise makers they really are: “Motherfuckers, WE know what terrorism looks like!

    • Spotts1701

      Indeed. Look at Colorado Springs (worst part of that shooting? Someone called the cops to report a man with a high-powered rifle before he opened fire, but the cops said that Open Carry is legal so stop bothering them about it).

      • Villago Delenda Est

        And this is why we are fucking doomed. Common sense overridden by the fetish needs of ammosexuals.

    • Billy Croissant

      “Motherfuckers, WE know what terrorism looks like!”

      “…it looks EXACTLY like that group of hillbillies shouting over there!” Seriously. Give any one of those ISIS assholes a gimme cap,a pair of camo pants and a longneck beer and you couldn’t tell them apart from OUR assholes.

      • Playonwords

        You may have discovered the secret to World Peace … or somethink

  • stankbait

    Scared of their own shadows.
    Macho, Macho, Men.

  • Spotts1701

    Too much starch in their diets.

    • DahBoner

      Derp, less filling!

  • JMP

    Why is it that all the big tough manly men are so frightened of everyone and everything, even threats that only exist in their own minds, anyway?

    • MrBlobfish

      With all those guns, nonetheless.

    • Creepoman

      A group of brave 3%ers, after someone popped the bubblewrap.

    • Callyson

      So that they can prove how tough they are by standing up to the non-existent threat to their realization that they are simply a bunch of WATB’s Western civilization!!!

    • malsperanza

      Underemployed, bored, enjoy yelling and waving guns. Everything else is just an excuse.

  • Viva La Tabula Raza

    “Do you worry about these refugees coming to our state?”
    “Allah time.”
    “Allah!?!?!?”
    *shits pants*

  • Joe Beese

    First, Syria. Then, Idaho. Haven’t these poor people suffered enough?

    • I was lucky enough to flee Idaho for the relative sanity of Portland at age 18, but my parents are still stuck there, surrounded by…idiots! *sob*

      • sw19womble

        Mmmm…Portland, come for the bridges, stay for the food trucks.

        :p

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        They can make a run for the border at night, but they won’t be safe until they’ve gone a good 200 miles.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      I spent a week in Moscow, Idaho, USA one weekend about 5 years ago. Before my business started I has a cup of coffee, and saw a young Black man walk by. One. I thought to myself ‘he must be on the football team. I then checked myself, thinking, yep still racist. I’m not over it yet.’
      I then read the sports page in the Vandal, or whatever the student paper is. Who do I see? A photo of the same Black student, who was the star running back.
      The moral? Idaho is so white it makes your eyes burn, and I need to keep working on my racism.

      • Suttree

        I moved from New Jersey to Vermont in high school. Both schools had two black students. At least VT is 96% white so it’s difficult to tell the chillruns they should go to a different school. But yeah, at least you realize. I’m still trying to convert an ole’ flame. I’m sure it’s difficult to smash these learned by rote notions. I keep swearing that if I can help at least one…….

  • LarryHoudini

    I could be wrong, but I thought the “III%” in their name comes from the amount of functioning matter in their brains.

    • Zippy

      number of teeth left in their mouths

      • crunchyknee

        Number of female women (not farm animals) that they have collectively had dates with.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Oh please, it can’t be that high a percentage.

    • aureolaborealis

      I thought they were just proud of finally finishing the third grade.

  • Viva La Tabula Raza

    “The III Percenters take pains to point out they are not racist, of course.”
    Of course not. They’re ignorant bigots.

  • cousin itt

    If it weren’t for the good Dok, I’d never have to be reminded that Idaho even exists. Or is the backcountry actually a FEMA camp and the inmates are simply too stupid and methed-up to know they live inside a giant simulacrum of wilderness and jacked-up trucks.

  • MrBlobfish

    THE MUSSELMEN WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!!

    • marxalot

      I quite like yellow curry. YMMV, of course.

      • cousin itt

        And their sauce.

        • Msgr_Moment

          Scalia has been smuggling them in all this time with his Applesauce!

          • jmk

            It’s jiggery!! And pokery!!

          • Villago Delenda Est

            The new classics. Always appropriate.

    • Spotts1701

      Darn red tide…

    • DahBoner

      Conservatives only eat mussels in the summer. You know, months with a ‘R’ in it…

    • TheBidenator

      Woah, keep it down they can hear you and they are sensitive…ah shit, no clams for any of now. Thanks a lot blobfish….

  • Callyson

    Heck, they even sound like a bunch of feminists there, don’t they?

    Funny how you Islamaphobes (I see you, deleted commenters) only care about women’s rights when you can point to issues in the Muslim community. Point out to you all that fundie mentals are also questionable at best on those rights and…yeah, not a peep from any of you…

  • DahBoner

    3%?

    Wrong. More like 50%.

    Almost 50% of Americans thought it was just hunky dory to have a King. Those fuckers were rich Conservatives.

    https://books.google.fi/books?id=tW_Cy4uvqTgC&pg=PA81&dq=loyalist+one+third+of+americans&hl=en&sa=X&ei=LHoiUa2NLsnw4QSd2IC4AQ#v=onepage&q=loyalist%20one%20third%20of%20americans&f=false

  • Lefty Frizzell

    If these guys want to fight ISIS couldn’t they, like, join the military or something?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Um, no.

      That would involve them actually leaving the country and exposing themselves to furriners in the land of the furriners.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Most significantly, it would involve the other guy having a gun too.

    • TheBidenator

      That was one of my favorite things during the Bush era, telling these gung-ho C:OD warriors to go join up…I knew a lady who used to actually post the army’s recruiter links to them and of course they’d never go but hey, we’re the anti-Murkan’s!

  • sw19womble

    Is it just me who read that as i i i %?

    Math is hard.

    • Billy Croissant

      I looked at it too and thought, one more “i” and at their club meetings or whatever the fuck they call it they could sit around and sing “eye, eye, eye-eye, I am the Frito Bandito…”

      • Celtic_Gnome

        A conservative Ohio supreme court justice had a group of advisers she referred to as the kitchen kabinet and sent out emails to them with the subject line KK Meeting. One time, an email went out where she slipped up and put one too many K’s in the subject line.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      i*i*i = i

      When you need imaginary numbers to count your fears.

      • Msgr_Moment

        i^(i^i)

        Head assplodes!

        • BoatOfVelociraptors

          Aye yai yai…

          • Msgr_Moment

            I hope I didn’t give you a complex.

        • SuspectedDemocrat

          I hope that assault rifle has the optional graphing calculator attachment along with a compass in the stock and thing that tells time.

      • matt_heath

        i*i*i = – i

        Yeah. I haven’t really got a clever follow up to this pedantry. Those militia guys seem like a bunch of bellends…

  • crunchyknee

    “the group gathered at the Idaho Capitol, complete with American flags, flak jackets,…”

    Someone is making good money from selling these idiots flak jackets and ‘Merican flags. Probably a Chineser.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Hey – I’ve heard of “III%” before! Aren’t they the loons trying to build the GlennBeckian citadel with guns for all and no foreigners?

    • OneYieldRegular

      Becki-Becki-Becki-stan-stan-stan? That place?

  • sw19womble

    1. Invade Iraq because of al qaeda/oil/regime change/wmd/daddy issues
    2. Destabilise the Middle East
    3. Cause refugees to flee to the West
    4. Shirk any responsibility, let alone awareness, over how this shit happened.

    • SnarkTank

      So, treat them like our Wounded Warriors?

      • sw19womble

        Yep. Unless you can wheel a few out during the paid sportsball jingo-adverts

    • TheBidenator

      5. ????
      6. PROFIT!

    • TheBidenator

      Change that up a little and you have the GOP’s way of dealing with 9/11 first responders…especially #4.

  • cousin itt

    iii%’s favorite pastime?

    LIX DIX

    • sw19womble

      viiiers gonna viii

    • Msgr_Moment

      LXIX libel!!

  • JustPixelz

    “III Percenters”

    NO ARABIC NUMERALS!1!!

    • cousin itt

      I bet some of them wear algebras under their camo in secret.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Or Z-bras (the largest size made).

      • Me not sure

        I’m willing to bet that men in camo kill more people in the average year in the US than immigrants.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Rome if you want to. Rome around the world.

      • Me not sure

        I think they are from Athens.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    And they call the whinge Sharia.

    • TxSpinyLizrd

      ISWYDT.

    • aureolaborealis

      Say it loud and there’s music playing,
      Say it soft and it’s almost like praying:
      Sharia,
      I’ll never stop saying Shariaaaaa,
      Sharia, sharia Shah-ReeyAAAAAAH!

      SHAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAH!
      etc.

  • kaw143

    You know, you’d think with all of the guns and stuff, these people wouldn’t get all whipped up into a frothy fear every time someone who has a slightly darker tan than Snooki wanders by.

    • Angry_Cop

      Snooki wouldn’t make it three blocks down Main Street without getting arrested and/or lynched.

      • marxalot

        Yes, but we’re not talking about her personality.

      • malsperanza

        A friend of mine from Newark married a white woman from Montana.I think Bozeman. Whenever he visits his in-laws, cop cars follow him down the street. I think he used to think it was funny, but what with all the panicky cops randomly killing black pedestrians, he seems to be losing his sense of humor.

    • OneYieldRegular

      When else are they going to get to show off their high-caliber props? They live in a perpetual fantasy world where invasion is just around the corner (in Twin Falls, of all places), and this gives them a chance to indulge in it in public, which they think makes them look like Mel Gibson in Braveheart, but to the rest of us has about the same effect as a mandrill in a zoo presenting its rainbow-colored buttocks.

      • kaw143

        Makes ’em look more like Mel Gibson in those leaked cell phone videos, but I certainly get your point.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Now they have to build pyramids to protect their grain.

    • cousin itt

      Dr Ben Carson libel!

      Oh wait, please go on.

    • JustPixelz

      1. Build a pyramid
      2. Fill it with grain
      3. Get in the pyramid
      4. Seal it shut

      • sw19womble

        5…
        6. Profit!

  • TheBidenator

    I dunno, Butch (screwed an) Otter shouldn’t inspire much confidence that he won’t immediately cave to panicky wingnuts…

  • JustPixelz

    Occasionally I see women wearing a hijab and sometimes practically in a burka. They must put up with a lot of shit while exercising their religious liberty.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Lots of ’em in Brooklyn. Sharing the sidewalks with Jewish guys in black hats, Mexican laborers, African immigrants of every flavor, and tattooed goth chicks in microskirts. Oddly, nobody feels the need to carry an assault rifle. It would be fun to send one of Idaho’s camo-clowns out for a walk here.

  • Angry_Cop

    Idaho, the Florida of the North. Beautiful state largely populated by utter assholes.

    • TheBidenator

      You can say that about Utah and Wyoming too. You could also say that about the Dakotas if anyone actually lived there…

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Something about Idaho has always attracted the white supremacist militia types. Maybe it’s Hemmingway’s grave.

        • TheBidenator

          Utah too…until the 1970’s the Mormon religion had as part of its I guess codicils that blah people are cursed by the mark of Cain and it took the very real threat of federal action for them to change it. Having lived there for a number of years I can tell you that both Idahoans and Utahns have casual racism in their culture which would be utterly shocking to anyone who’s lived in other states. When I was a kid we used all sorts of lovely phrases like this one for eenie meanie: : “eenie, meanie miney moe, catch a nigger by the toe…”
          Trust me, it’s a lot worse there than most people who haven’t lived there can ever know…I have stories that would make you think I lived in Mississippi.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            It’s all part of the Mormon belt that goes from eastern and northern Az. through Utah and Idaho. Some of those fundie LDS communities on the border are like something from an alien invasion movie. For whatever reasons, the Mormons i grew up around in southern Az. seemed less virulent than the modern strain.

          • Bitter Scribe

            I’ve sometimes thought that if God has as sick a sense of humor as I think He does, He would take the tiniest, most obscure Mormon splinter cult, declare it the One True Religion, put all 28 of its members in heaven and send everyone else to hell.

          • TheBidenator

            That would sincerely suck….I look forward to going to hell so I can get away from all the non secretly filthy fundie types….

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Ahem. You would will most certainly NOT be getting away from them.

          • TheBidenator

            Then the only answer is to do my best to get into heaven…nah, I’d rather go to hell anyway, they have strippers

          • SnarkTank

            they have strippers
            .
            Are ya sure?

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          It’s the potatoes.

      • Skwerl King

        But the Dakotas do give way to Libtopia.

      • Bitter Scribe

        Its two U.S. senators do.

        The U.S. Constitution: Guaranteeing equal representation for people and tumbleweed.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Much of the east of the Cascades population of Oregon and Washington fit that bill, too.

      • TheBidenator

        East Oregon could be called Idagon, I noticed that until you reach the wondrous Mt. Hood there isn’t much of a difference between the two so I imagine assholes just spread out…

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Assholes spreading out. Heh. Heh.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Three percenters? Three year olds, more like.

    • Playonwords

      One hundred and eleven percenters.

  • Msgr_Moment

    “III Percenters”

    I thought we already had too many Latins infiltrating this country!

    • John Norris

      El Percenters

    • georgiaburning

      Here in CA they didn’t infiltrate, we did

  • TheBidenator

    “The III Percenters take pains to point out they are not racist, of course”
    Another example of the “I’m not racist but…” people in action…

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      They take pains to point that out, in that it truly pains them to say they’re not racist.

      • TheBidenator

        When they say don’t care if someone is black, brown, yellow or purple you can bet one or two of those colors are about to viciously stereotyped…

        • Bitter Scribe

          I think I’d be prejudiced against a purple person. At least to the point of asking, “What the hell happened to YOU?!”

          • SuspectedDemocrat

            And maybe give them the Heimlich maneuver if they can’t answer.

          • TheBidenator

            David Carradine libel! Well, he at least went out enjoying himself…it’s about all we can ask for, right?

          • SnarkTank

            “Nothing happened to me. My mom was a Barney groupie.”

          • doktorzoom

            And then Twilight Sparkle would burst into tears.

            OK, fine, she’s more of a lavender…

        • SuspectedDemocrat

          Ever notice how purple people walk like this… and polka-dot people walk like that…? I’d go further, but you know how green striped people can be.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          “Don’t care if someone is black, brown, yellow or purple . . .
          I hate ’em all!”

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Jordan Peele of Key and Peele once remarked that racist was the N-word for White people.

  • JustPixelz

    Fifty years ago people were fleeing Cuba for Canada/USA. Now they’re valued and several are running for President even though they are obviously communist/ISIS moles. In another fifty years, we’ll probably be voting for/against an actual muslin for POTUS.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Ted Cruz is the Manitobian Candidate.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    I am so tired of these pants pissing cowards who dare to call themselves “patriots”.

  • TheBidenator

    Actually as long as there has been a US there have been panicky wingnut racist vile pieces of shit raging against immigrants…xenophobia is as American as slavery (oh dammit, now wingnut schoolboards are going to be really cross with the schools I learned that from)

    • Bitter Scribe

      “For a country built by immigrants, the United States has always been unremittingly xenophobic.”
      –Gore Vidal, 1876

      (quote may not be 100% accurate because I’m not at home where the book is and Google Books won’t show a preview, the sonsabitches)

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        “I have always found it strange that a
        nation whose prosperity is based entirely upon cheap immigrant labour
        should be so unrelentingly xenophobic.”

        Close enough. :-)

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The “Know Nothing Party” was made up of a group of descendants of immigrants determined to keep out immigrants.

  • Msgr_Moment

    We should all chip in to the Wonkette so that Dok can buy his own private Idaho.

  • whatwhomever

    what these bed wetters need is a diaper made of guns. Then their two favorite things can be as close together as possible.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Ooh. David Vitter just had a spontaneous ejaculation.

  • PatriotNews

    Never mind the plane that just dropped from the sky…nothing to see here.

    • Skwerl King

      nothing to see here.
      Agreed.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Nothing to see is PROOF that there’s something we’re not seeing!
        It certanly won’t stop conspiracy loons from dumping a pants-load onto the internet.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          The absence of evidence is PROOF that the conspiracy is real!

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            And the more complete and absolute the absence of evidence, the deeper and more widespread the plot.
            Reductio ad absurdum, if the entire human race tells a consipracy loon that he’s a fucking idiot, it means they’re ALL in on it, and he’s the only one who knows the truth.

    • doktorzoom

      Considering that it was not a plane flown by or carrying refugees in Idaho, I would say that it is indeed not relevant.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        The refugees shot it down. That much is obvious.

    • Spotts1701

      If you took the number of planes that “dropped from the sky” that some group claimed they blew up, and the number of planes that actually did get blown up, you’d find the latter exceeds the former by at least a factor of 10.
      There are 5 investigative bodies investigating this on-scene, and I will rely on what they determine. Not what “chatter” implies.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      False advertising! I wanna see a post about news of Tom Brady NOW. I demand it!!!1!!!!

  • beavertank

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Islamic refugees were praying to Allah? Aren’t they aware that to maintain their refugee status they have to switch over to praying to the CORRECT imaginary deity?

    DEPORT!1!111!!!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      This is what I love about these guys. They do not get that those Islamic refugees are praying to the same imaginary deity that Christians do. They just pray to them in their own language.

    • Logic of Color

      They are actually faking it. See, everyone already really knows that Jesus-God is realer than Allah-god, but Muslims have to go through the motions because culture and repercussions.

  • JustPixelz

    You just know this will generate some primo Deleted Comments. Let me be the first

    Typical liberals cheering for TERRORISTS who will be destroys America. Insteed of mocking them, you should be THANKING the brave III Percents. When President CRUZ take back hour country, we’re going to send you too Iran where they’ll decapitat you’re HEAD. You won’t miss it because you OBVIOUSLY dont use it.

    –Just Piiixelz

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Needz some “BENGAZZI!I!I!I!” for full effect, but otherwise, I give it an A-.

    • timpundit

      Clearly a man of letters.

    • sw19womble

      needz moar umlauts

      • Anarchy Pony

        And worse spelling. Homophones don’t count as terrible spelling.

        • SnarkTank

          Tell that to my third-grade teacher.

        • Playonwords

          Jesus hates Homos

    • chicken thief

      I liked the cut of the jib of that guy that used underscores in place of commas. Feel free to adopt that mode if the urge strikes.

      • Angry_Cop

        That was a nice touch. Very individualistic.

    • Angry_Cop

      Ditch the commas. YOURE ON A RANT NOT WRITING A PAPER FOR YOUR CLASS IN FAGGOTRY COLLEGE BOY SO LET THE WORDS FLY UNTIL YOU FORGET WHYWERE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE

  • timpundit

    “Where do we find calm and reasoned consideration of an issue without panicking or succumbing to xenophobia as a first reaction?”

    “Not in Idaho! Not in Idaho!” replied the crowd.

  • Bitter Scribe

    “Now, there are many terrorist organizations out there who have stated numerous times that they will manipulate the refugee crisis to spread radical Islam”

    The bastards. Don’t they know that manipulating the refugee crisis is exclusively the prerogative of right-wing politicians (and their useful idiots)?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Multiple upfists for pure so on target that it’s time to say “fire for effect” to the gunbunnies back there manning the 155’s.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    I’d rather have a Somali refugee as a neighbor, than have one of these I!, I!, I! loons skulking about in camo.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      The shop space I rent is in the middle of a meth ghetto. Because it is a really poor area, there are a lot of recent Somali refugees. Believe me, they are by far the class of the neighborhood.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        When I lived in Richmond, we plunked down in a place my brother dubbed the united nations, because of the amount of immigrants there. Best neighbors? Somalians hands down 100% and then some

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          Yeah, there are even a couple of little middle-eastern markets that have sprung up…a welcome respite from the Tweaker Marts that otherwise serve the area.

      • Somali women wear the prettiest head-scarves; no Iran-style black tents for them!

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I’m assuming Ted Nugent was unable to make the rally due to a previous booking at some lowlife biker strip club.

    • aureolaborealis

      Lowlife biker strip club libelz!!11!1!!

      • OrdinaryJoe

        Turd Nugget doesn’t go to low life biker strip clubs. He likes his women much younger. A. Lot. Younger.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          That’s the circuit his band gigs at these days.

  • Olav_Pompatus

    Seriously, doesn’t Idaho already have more than its fair share of wretched refuse?

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      It can only be an improvement.

  • chicken thief

    AND WHERE WILL THEY PEE?!!11!

    Because the question must always be asked…

    • aureolaborealis

      Clearly this calls for immediate, mandatory genitalia inspection, for freedom.

    • RoyalUglyDude

      In the stall next to Larry Craig?

      • chicken thief

        I thought they came here for asylum, not torture.

  • MrBlobfish

    Maybe they can get Rick Santorum to stand up to the refugees.

  • chicken thief

    Funny, ‘NOT IDAHO, NOT IDAHO’ is the same thing the refugees are screaming.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Ida who?

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        Third base

  • TheBidenator

    It always mystifies me how people who live in the absolute buttholes of this country are so paranoid that foreigns want to come and get them. Seriously, Idahoans you really think Muslins would rather come invade your state over some place that’s I dunno, nice and not filled with Idahoans? FFS…at least in PDX they’d be properly paranoid as that city is really nice.

  • Anarchy Pony

    If their guns are keeping them safe, why are they always so terrified of everything?

    • chicken thief

      And if there was a jihadi in the batch, well, they could just bum rush the guy, right?

    • Playonwords

      Because the Gunz is always unloaded

  • chicken thief

    What’s the over/under on GOP Prez candidates that tweet support for the 3%ers?

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      bookies won’t touch anything that comes that close to 1:1 odds

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Dok, Doesn’t one family od LDS moving north mean more than 22 people? I’ve lived around both. I prefer Muslims. In my experience they are les condescending.

    • Muslims are allowed to smoke and have coffee and all the young men aren’t sent out to be missionaries in foreign lands, which probably helps.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        They do ride bicycles, but not as agressively.

        • Mintie

          And are less inbred.

    • nmmagyar

      Better food also, too

  • undercover epicurean

    “named for the mythical portion of colonists who took up arms in the American Revolution”

    Their motto was “fuck the 97% of you who are perfectly happy being British!” Not terrorists, though.

  • John Norris

    I only hope the III Percenters (not their IQ score) don’t check under the Walmart and find the tunnel.

  • GDleftyPart2

    They have the gunz and the survival seeds, why are they always so fucking afraid?

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      Afraid and prepared are two different things

  • Gristle McThornbody

    “We have seen it for the past several months, where refugees are rioting in the streets, they are waving Islamic flags, they are praying to Allah, they are demanding Sharia law, which includes the second-class treatment of women!”

    Actually, McIntire, you dipshit, we have seen it here for many, many years in the form of fundie, xenophobic, misogynistic, racist assholes threatening the safety and human rights of anyone different from themselves. They wave Bibles and grammatically-incorrect misspelled signs. They pray to the god they created in their own image, who just happens to believe the same bigoted hateful shit they do. They are demanding legislation to force the rest of the country to live by their religious beliefs, which most definitely includes the second-class treatment of women. But that’s okay because those folks look and act just like you, don’t they?

    So, according to you, moron, these refugees would fit right in here if they would only follow your imaginary sky friend instead of their own. Fuck you.

    • John Norris

      I will contribute to a fund to buy all the refugees bibles, guns and American flags so they too can join in the demonstrations.

    • KenRob

      Their imaginary sky friend IS the same one as these Dominionists’ Gawd but they prefer to ignore that too.

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      How did we get onto black lives matter and their incoherent signs?

      • Gristle McThornbody

        “How did we get onto black lives matter and their incoherent signs?”

        We didn’t, you did. The fact that you immediately went there speaks volumes about who and what you are.

        A quick Google Images search of “Black Lives Matter rally” brings up thousands of pictures of grammatically correct signs with proper spelling. If they seem incoherent to you, well, maybe you’re not the scholar you think you are.

  • I take it that, when any refugees from anywhere settle in Idaho, Pedro offers them his protection?

  • Celtic_Gnome

    I think these III Percenters have a point. If I was a refugee from a war zone, and I found out I was going to have to live in Idaho, I’d be radicalized in a hot minute.

    • Mintie

      Probably depends how much they use the potato in their diet.

      • Gentlemanandscholar

        Haven’t you seen what’s going on in Europe? I’m sure that the potatoes are not good enough for our new guest

  • Playonwords

    Ay, Ay, Ay are they Mariachi?

    https://youtu.be/dSXQFzeAd-Y

  • herrointment

    I’d suggest the protesters try huntin’ an fishin’ an stuff like that. A little fresh air to cleanse the ol’ brainanger and such.

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      I imagine they can probably provide themselves with food, can you?

  • I thought wingnuts were all in favour of the second-class treatment of women?

    • Wombat

      Only the right kind of second class treatment. Not that funny furrin stuff they have in places that are not US America.

    • KenRob

      Only when wingnuts are the ones treating them that way. Then it’s all: “Bow your heads & walk behind me, give me sex whenever I want it, where ever I want it & I can rape you anytime I want – you’re my property – don’t forget it. ChristoFacsists & ISIS= Brothers from a different mother.

      • eddi

        And both mothers have disowned them.

  • Poly_Ester

    While they’re at it they should ban shadows. Who knows what might lurch in the shadows, especially in Idaho, in the winter,

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      I think I’m starting to get an idea what lurks in the shadows in Idaho

  • diogenez

    They just don’t want to share the awesome sourdough waffles and pancakes available at Smitty’s in Idaho Falls.

  • whitroth

    They think this is real?

    Um,
    guys, I have a *great* way to help you: I’ve got this bridge in a huge northeastern city, and if you buy it from me – I’m just too busy to handle it – you could set up a checkpoint on it, and send them back (along with the Jews, homos, and the rest from Brooklyn….

    mark

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      I’m pretty sure that they already have a check point there! I wonder why?

  • Eddie Van Bernays

    “But… but… look at what’s happening in Europe!” the spuds all spew…

    And as we all know, Idaho is known for its geographical, cultural and political proximity to Europe.

    • Jukesgrrl

      You wouldn’t even know they had proximity to Canada the way some of them act.

      • Iam Reading

        They act as a politeness counterbalance to Canada.

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      I have no idea what that is supposed to mean

      • Eddie Van Bernays

        Of course not… while you traveling the world knowing mooslims better than us you probably got some gay on you and now it’s affected your cognitive abilities. Just use the opposite gender restroom a few times and it will resolve itself.

  • Charon_69

    The ‘ill’ %?

  • malsperanza

    Mal’s Internet Rule: the farther you go from NYC, the more you suffer from fear of Islamic terrorists.

    The people who bombed Oklahoma City? Not scary at all.

    Except if you live in someplace sane like NYC.

  • HolidayinCambodia

    I wonder if Betfair or Ladbrokes or someplace like that would take wagers on whether ISIS would beat these Idaho losers. I know where my money would lay.

    • jmk

      Sounds like the funniest episode of Deadliest Warrior ever.

  • A Bashful Nobody

    Is 22 the Number Of The Beast?

  • LarkintheAM

    I don’t know what the problem is – as far as I can tell, the only difference is Koran vs. Old Testament.

    Psssst – don’t tell these A Idiots, but there are more than a few Christians amongst the refugees.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    WTF? Didn’t the Idahomos just elect a foreign born Messicun named Raúl to be their Congressloon?

    • Iam Reading

      Puerto Rican. Labradoodle is moron, err mormon, so Idaho approved. Momoism trumps race I guess?

  • Ilgattomorte

    I understand what dey’re talkin’ about. I live in da Philly area and we are dealin’ with a terrible refugee crisis. In da last year der has been a huge influx of refugees from Kentucky, Alabama, Texas and, yeah, even Idaho.

    These people are horrible. First, dey don’t speak the language. Around here we say “Yo! You guys”, not “Y’all”. If I ask one of them for a glass of waddah, dey don’t know what da hell I’m talkin’ about. I walked up to one of dese cowheads and said “D’jew eat?” And he just looked at me like I’m crazy. Speak American if you’re gonna come here!

    Then, dey come here with all of der weird religious shit and dey expect us to accept it. Do you know dat dey think gays are an abomination? I mean shit! I don’t gotta like it, but an abomination? Hell, I ain’t gonna stop anybody from gettin’ a blowjob.

    • Zyxomma

      Are you really from the fillaDELLfeeah area? If so, you pronounce it glassa WOODer. Other than that, I agree completely with your post.

      • Ilgattomorte

        Actually, I really am from Philly, but go figure, I actually know how to speak.

  • WampusKat

    “[SPLC] Center recognizes nine hate groups in Idaho”
    http://www.idahostatejournal.com/members/center-recognizes-nine-hate-groups-in-idaho/article_2fc18774-ec87-11e3-a505-001a4bcf887a.html

    We are shocked that armed white supremacists have “issues” with refugees.

    Right Wing Watch: “Former Republican congressman and onetime presidential candidate Ron Paul is starring in a new film about the threat of martial law in America which includes calls to join the extremist Oath Keepers militia. Oath Keepers leader Stewart Rhodes, Oath Keepers supporter Elias Alias, firebrand preacher Chuck Baldwin, radical Arizona sheriff Richard Mack and far-right gun activist Larry Pratt are also featured in the James Jaeger film “Midnight Ride.”
    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/ron-paul-stars-oath-keepers-militia-film-anti-semitic-filmmaker#sthash.gDV1vjmM.dpuf

    I’ll keep repeating this until we stop being shocked: “Chapter 20: Oath Keepers Networks With Tea Party and Patriots [Religious Right]”
    https://www.academia.edu/9716371/CHAPTER_20_OATH_KEEPERS_NETWORKS_WITH_TEA_PARTY_AND_PATRIOTS

    • btwbfdimho

      Nine hate groups only? Below the national average, maybe.
      The KKK had 5 million members during the roaring 20s, and politically controlled 9 states in the south, according to this docu below. How many today?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN7ftyZigYs

      • Gentlemanandscholar

        More than yesterday!

  • sillyclucker

    I kept reading that as ill percenters.

    • JohnBull

      They’re always getting weepy over the ill eagles.

  • Alex Neiwirth

    Please consider making a contribution to the International Rescue Committee in honor of these morons. http://www.gofundme.com/BoiseRefugeeLove

  • Vecchiojohn

    God, this is so fucking sick.

  • III%? This is ‘murrica! rite 3 in ‘murrican!

    • sevenoutaten

      Can’t cause “3” is Arabic numbering

  • shastakoala

    I’m a little confused. Idaho has been a refugee relocation state for years. What’s so different about these 22? Could this be a sadistic publicity opportunity for a group of sorry underachievers?

  • So they represent an overwhelming majority of 3%?

    • eddi

      The usual numbers when I was younger were one third supported rebellion, one third Britain, and one third didn’t support anyone. So they are using the III and the percent symbol incorrectly. It should be 33.3% Also, I think the Rebel/Tory numbers are thought to be smaller now.
      tl;dr – they are innumerate and illiterate morans.

  • ryp

    Where the white potatoes at, infidel!

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      All around you!

  • D_C_Wilson

    If I were a radical Islamic terrorist, I wouldn’t go to Idaho, because, well, it’s fucking Idaho. What the hell is even worth blowing up there? The world’s largest potato shaped like Nixon?

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      I agree why would they go there? way too many sympathizers!

  • Politics_Nerd

    You gotta lern to pronounce it right: It’s turrists. TUR-RISTS.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Which includes everyone who’s not Murrican (and some who are).

    • Doug White

      Ah…. so the local Turism board deals with them I assume! Maybe we’ll get a nice commercial showing parks and ballet and rollercoasters, and the Governor can make a quick appearance and welcome everyone. Sounds nice!

      • Politics_Nerd

        TUR-RIST. Not turist. Just imagine W. saying it, and it becomes very clear.

  • btwbfdimho

    Idaho? Be sure those immigrants learn when they’re supposed to say Idaho and when Medaho. It took me years to know about IPhone and MePhone!

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      I’m sure they’ll be happy teach you when the five times to pray to Allah are

  • Dawn1968

    Oh, believe me…it’s hell living here.

    • eddi

      Malheur County in Oregon wants to join Idaho. General reaction elsewhere in the state is “bye”.

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      I’m not sure if that’s sarcasm or not. But you may find out it will be hell living there if things keep up this way

      • Dawny_G

        No sarcasm…TBH, my views are so criticized here I’ve learned to generally keep my big mouth shut. Swimmin’ in a sea of red here…drowning.

  • chimichanga

    Why don’t these assholes shove off into the woods and LXIX each other.

    • Suttree

      That would require all-terrain hoverounds and a desire to please someone else?

      • Gentlemanandscholar

        You can’t please everyone so you got to please yourself… Ricky Nelson

    • Brewerofbeers

      That is the after-party.

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      How can we keep an eye on the traitors from there?

  • freakishlystrong

    Is this the “Silent Majority” that turns up at Trump rallies who are neither of those things?

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      Trump Trump Trump! ! ! ! !

      • Obama Obama Obama!!!! or Clinton Clinton Clinton!!!! or Sanders Sanders Sanders!!!

        See, you can do it with all kinds of words, even the ones designating more intelligent life forms than Trump.

  • eddi

    Sound like feminists? I thought they sounded more like shrill little girly men. At least none of them shot themselves in the butt defending us from ISIS.

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      I hope none of them end up defending you from ISIS

      • eddi

        I think I am a low priority target. For both sides luckily.

  • Brewerofbeers

    There was a story about this on RawStory that was linked by Drudge. The inflow of derp and racism was too much.

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      So someone who doesn’t agree with your point of view is a racist?

      • Brewerofbeers

        No. Being a racist makes them a racist. Do I need to type more slowly?

        • Gentlemanandscholar

          What race are we talking about here? The terrorist race?

          • Brewerofbeers

            Yeah. That must be it. Not at all the racial epithets for Hispanics, Arabs, Asians, blacks, etc that came with the crowd of drudge trolls. English is not your first language, is it?

          • Gentlemanandscholar

            How do you figure that English is not my first language? And why would it matter… Sounds like a little more stereotyping from you

          • Brewerofbeers

            Given you inability to understand even the most basic of Queens English. It was a reasonable question. It would be understandable. If your apparent illiteracy is just a result of ignorance, then that is another thing entirely. I’ve never met someone who had so much trouble understanding the term “racism,” as you seem to be having.

          • Gentlemanandscholar

            All of your insults about my education etc aside, which have nothing to do with the subject, I’m afraid that the term racism has been overused. Apparently it applies to anyone who disagrees with you

          • Brewerofbeers

            No. It has a very clearly defined meaning. It continues to amaze me that you struggle with that concept. Lying, and trying to create a straw man definition, is not an intelligent ploy.

          • Tansy Geek

            White people? Why yes, sometimes we are. Northern Ireland and Tim Mcveigh say hello.

  • mardam422

    I once asked my wingnut ex-brother-in-law what it was like to live in fear all the time. He sputtered a bit, since he’s always been one of those strong patriotic types. Then retorted “I’m not afraid!”. I told him it must just look that way, giggled and went back to swilling beer.

    • Gentlemanandscholar

      Anger is not the same as fear but apparently you can’t tell the difference

      • Tansy Geek

        Ares was accompanied by his children, Diemos and Phobos. They go hand and hand, always.

        • Pecker Rider of Pern

          Woah, take easy with the terrorist-y foreigner-talk, buddy. You’ll scare the patriots.

        • Thomas More

          Keep talking like that and some Muslim will kill you as an “Idol Worshiper”. That’s what they call Pagans, lol Buh-bye troll(s)
          I’m off to someplace where people can argue rationally, while providing facts, not your clueless, insipid one-liners. And again, HANG IN THERE! Mommy will be home to nuke your mac n cheese soon, kiss you, and tell you how truly wonderful, unique and special you are! She knows how to make her “Special Little Troll” feel all better! lol

      • Stupidity sure does go hand in hand with fear, as right wingers show so often.

        • Thomas More

          No, that’s what motivates Left Wanker Trolls. You are so afraid of people who don’t believe the same crap as you that you want to disarm THEM. Because, in their place YOU would murder US. You don’t trust Americans and so you want to disarm them because you PROJECT what you would do unto others. You paint all American gun owners the same way, even though over 135 MILLION of them go to bed every day without having killed anyone- but you rail against anyone who harbors suspicions (and rightly so!) of Muslims, who by the MILLIONS have either joined homicidal psychopathic groups who murder people by the hundreds and sometimes by the thousands, or CONTRIBUTE MILLIONS to their movements. You’re so stupid, so blind, and so mentally deficient you can’t see how flawed your thought process is and how hypocritical you all are. Your LEFT WANKER LEADERS, 7 of the 10 richest MILLIONAIRES of Congress, and 14 of the 21 richest BILLIONAIRES in the USA all have PLATOONS of armed security at their command for their protection 24/7/365; THEIR Supreme Court ruled in Warren v. District of Columbia, that NEITHER GOVERNMENT NOR THE POLICE have a duty to protect the individual. And you STILL don’t see either your Left Wanker leaders’ hypocrisy or figure out why there are over 135 MILLION ARMED AMERICANS out there. lol Hey, when the Muslim terrorists come to kill, it will be YOU HOWLER MONKEYS in your inner cities- just like they did in Paris. They will go after the young, the Liberal, the artsy-fartsy. They’re not going to go down to some little town in Middle America, they’re going to go to YOUR CITIES and do you in. I’d say “LOL” but death is NEVER a laughing matter, not even when it’s Left Wanker Howler Monkeys doing the dying. It is YOU people and your masters that are AFRAID of the American People rather than whom you should be afraid of: People who will replace the Constitution with Sharia Law and kill your little gay buddies and your cheating Moms.

      • mardam422

        So, your gun will help your anger how?

      • mardam422

        So, tell me. How will your gun help your “anger”? I’m angry too. But I don’t need a gun. Must be something wrong with me.

      • mardam422

        Yes, an angry person with a gun. What could go wrong?

        • Thomas More

          Most of the mass shooters have come from the Left Wanker Peanut Galleries, including that little Faggeau Elliott Rodger, who was not only from a Left Wanker home, he was AN ENGLISH IMPORT, and so was his Father. Little dysfunctional homicidal trolls who couldn’t sing, couldn’t dance, couldn’t play a musical instrument, couldn’t cook, weren’t pretty enough to be on a reality show, or smart enough to appear in one of those game shows where knowledge on a variety of subjects is vital if you want to win. But they were good at Grand Theft Auto and other psychotic homicidal video games invented by other Left Wanker Trolls and they said to themselves: “Hey! THAT’S how I can get my 15 minutes of fame! By doing in real life what I can do on my video game!” So off they went to murder people, and contribute in so doing to the disarmament of Americans. That is except for the Muslim Terrorists that you guys want to keep bringing to the USA. Islam is like HIV. It’s only a matter of time before HIV turns to full blown AIDS. It’s only a matter of time before luke-warm believers in Islam START READING THE QUR`AN and become “Born Again Muslims” who follow the Qur`an in letter and spirit, and set out to murder as many infidels as they can. READ THE QUR`AN YOU STUPID TROLLS. That’s why it is almost IMPOSSIBLE to stop these homicidal maniacs. How can the government tell these people NOT TO BELIEVE and practice their religion? They only do that to Christians, not Muslims! BTW, troll, I’m not a Christian, lol.

          • mardam422

            Needs more anger.

          • mardam422

            Needs moar CAPS!1

    • Thomas More

      Why would you ask him? I’m sure he doesn’t live in one of the world’s 22 Muslim- controlled countries. You howler monkeys just wait until Muslims become the majority in the USA- they’ll be pushing you off buildings, like they do in their own countries, lol And then you call THEM princess, and see where that gets you, rotflmao. What a bunch of ignorant idiots. It may even be THE SAME HOWLER MONKEY using different names. That’s how they do it on facebook, twitter, etc. Josef Goebbels would be soooooo proud of them!

      • mardam422

        Awww. There, there. Have a cookie. It’ll make you feel better, if not less of a bigot.

  • GarColga

    I don’t get this. Don’t these people know that there are already 10,000 Muslims living in Ada County (Boise) – refugees, exchange students and good old American Muslims?

  • Me not sure

    I saw a swarthy looking person just yesterday. Was he shifty-eyed? I don’t know, because I was too scared to get close enough to see. He was wearing foreign probably explosive shoes though.

  • Gentlemanandscholar

    I’m so glad this site came across my radar. I didn’t realize how many of you there are that are so naive

    • Brewerofbeers

      No. We are well aware the danger right-wing terrorists pose to this country. Luckily, so is the FBI.

      • Gentlemanandscholar

        Right-wing terrorists? Where do you come up with this stuff?

        • Brewerofbeers

          Reality. You should join us out here. The world is bigger than your mothers basement, honey.

          • Gentlemanandscholar

            I’m happy to tell you that as a retired Air Force member, I’ve been all over the world. I’ve probably seen more of this type of problem then you have

          • Brewerofbeers

            Sure you are, honey. I’m sure you’re a regular “Rear Admiral” at the local swingers club too. Not that there is anything wrong with that. You do you. If I had a dime for everytime an anti American troll claimed military status while cowering behind a keyboard.

          • Gentlemanandscholar

            You wouldn’t have made a dime today

          • Tansy Geek

            But I’m sure you are a very pretty, pretty princess, cupcake.

          • Gentlemanandscholar

            And don’t call me honey baby

          • Brewerofbeers

            Whatever you say, princess.

          • Thomas More

            He’s a howler monkey troll, don’t pay attention to him. No one takes them seriously. That’s why they are all “so brave” behind their keyboards and monitors, lol SFC, US Army Retired, Independent, non-Party Affiliated.

          • Thomas More

            You know, that’s the wonderful thing about Left Wankers, they NEVER run short of snarky crap to fling in lieu of rational arguments backed by credible sources. You howler monkeys are such scamps, lol. You too: Don’t dispair! Mommy will be home soon to nuke your mac n cheese and tell you how special, how unique, how wonderful you are! rotflmao.

          • Brewerofbeers

            You really are so inbred that you lack the self awareness to realize your own hypocrisy, aren’t you? Did your pervert daddy run down his sister wife to create you?

          • Thomas More

            Stop talking to yourself. Not to worry, Mummy will soon be home to nuke your mac n cheese and all will look swell again. Don’t forget to keep the basement windows locked! All the CO2 from passing cars can do you in, especially while you sleep in the basement, lol

          • Brewerofbeers

            Aww. Bless your heart. You got called out and are now desperate to distract from it. I would be embarrassed too if I were you. Run along terrorist scum. Not the least bit surprised that you lacked the intelligence to come up with anything better than “I know you are, but what am I?”

        • ZangoCrudmonger

          What? Twice now? Poopyhead!

        • Tansy Geek

          Dude, it’s Idaho. Out east, us liberal elites KNOW Idaho is chock full of white supremacists and potato guns nuts. Also, cough, Ruby Ridge, cough.

          • Thomas More

            Aw, somebody’s been watching too many Made-For-TV-Movies again, rotflmao. It’s YOU PEOPLE in your huge cities controlled by your fellow Left Wanker Democrats that give America 80% of its gun homicides courtesy of drug-dealing gangs of 14-20 year old thugs whom you enjoy referring to as “children”, lol Stats courtesy of the CDC&P, btw. Cuba, North Korea and Venezuela, where no guns are allowed in the hands of people ALL have greater rates of gun homicides (let me dumb it down for you- that means if THEY had populations of 325,000,000 too, like the USA, you folks wouldn’t dare say anything about guns, lol) than the USA. Cuba 5.0 per 100,000; North Korea 15.1 per 100,000; Venezuela 45.0 per 100,000. In Nelson Mandela’s singing/dancing paradise, though they have tight gun control, the number is 31.0 per 100,000. After the UK enacted their Draconian Gun Laws, VIOLENT CRIME has exploded in the UK, they SURPASS the USA’s violent crime rate (source): “Crime and Justice in the United States and in England and Wales”, USDoJ/Bureau of Justice Statistics, Publication No. NCJ-169284. The USA is No.1 in the world in rate of gun ownership but no. 83 in the world in rate of gun homicides- again THANKS to your homies in the Inner-Cities controlled by your fellow Left Wankers, by drug-dealing gangs of 14-20 year old “children” who are already barred from owning guns by a whole menu of federal and local laws. Why the heck do you clueless people think we get so many damned English refugees in this country? Do you think it’s because the UK is such a freaking paradise? rotflmao

      • Thomas More

        Oh, yes, they cause trouble everywhere don’t they? I mean flying planes into buildings; blowing themselves up in buses full of women and children; mass shootings and bombings from Argentina, to France to the USA- yessiree Bob. You just keep concentrating on those right-wing terrorists and be careful not to lose your head while you are doing so, smh.

        • Brewerofbeers

          That you choose to ignore them doing all of those things is not really surprising. Europe, in particular, is having difficulty with right wing extremists. It is the leading cause of terrorism in Europe and is the leading threat to America. There are mass shootings carried out by right wing extremists in America on almost a daily basis – we just hear about some of the worst liek the Christian Identity movement attack carried out by Larry McQuilliams in Texas, or the PP shooter in Colorado, or the neo-Confederate attacks on black churches, the attacks on Sikhs, Hindus and Muslims by right wing terrorists are daily occurrences now. Or the Christian boy who beheaded his friend for “being a witch” in Oklahoma.

          Of course, you obviously support these terrorists, so I am not surprised that you would want to distract from it.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      Ahem…….Poopyhead!

    • KBadger

      Based on the number of comments you posted down-thread, I’d say you’ve earned your pennies today. You can now report back to your RW masters you did good this morning.

    • Pecker Rider of Pern

      Good thing there are plenty of pants-shitting xenophobes like you to offer a counterbalance.

    • Ä Ğrümpy Çät

      Look, if you’re going to troll, at least provide us some LOLZ with stories about how we’re obsessed with turgid members being shoved into rectums.

    • doktorzoom

      Commenter banhammered, but comments left up for amusement purposes. It’s gonna be a busy Sunday.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Brandon Curtiss has stepped up his game. He used to be just a run-of-the-mill dumbass small town cop. A shitty cop at that.

  • Tansy Geek

    Based on the illustration above, once you eliminate the furtive looking guys with full beards and or weird hats, you should be good.

  • Bob Harrow

    Why dont these chicken shit fckwits do the right thing and move to alaska and wait for the reality show crew to show up…

  • And you wonder how a country can become infected and then overcome with anti-semitism or anti-somebody and create huge work/death camps and feast for years on a paranoid vision of a “cancerous” people who must be abolished/avoided/destroyed, until shaken out of their insanity by the rest of the world. Nah, it could never happen here…

    • Thomas More

      Read all about “those people” in the Qur`an. Suggest you also familiarize yourself with laws in the 22 countries controlled by Muslims. Islam is doing what it did in 652 A.D./C.E. in Sicily and in 711 A.D./C.E. in the southern two-thirds of Spain- only this time, there is also a covert civilian component to the invasions. “Those who do not study history are condemned to repeat it”. Pray to G-d that Muslims never become a majority, even by a slight margin, in the USA. You Left Wankers will be the first to feel its “zealotry”. Seven of the 22 Muslim controlled-countries have the death penalty for gays and women accused of adultery. Women victims of rape don’t fair much better, with them routinely killed by their own families in “honor killings”. “When tolerance is a one-way street, it becomes the instrument for a nation’s cultural/religious/political suicide”.

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