Totally not racist.
Totally not racist.

Remember that Supreme Court case Shelby County v. Holder, in which the court decided that America had totally gotten over racism and therefore there was no longer a need for racist states like Alabama and Mississippi and Tennessee and Arkansas and South Carolina (ET CETERA!) to consult with the Justice Department before passing new, racist voting laws? And remember how Alabama’s Republican-controlled legislature passed one of the nation’s harshest voter ID laws, in order to make it more difficult for poors and blacks to vote? (Yes, we know wingnuts prefer to use the term “voter fraud,” one of the most creative euphemisms for “nigger” they’ve come up with yet!)

And remember how Alabama has ALWAYS had this little problem when it comes to trying to suppress the black vote? Remember when President Obama attended the 50th anniversary of Bloody Sunday in Selma, where civil rights activists fighting for, among other things, the right to vote, were beaten by the police, one of the most violent events to transpire before the Voting Rights Act was passed in 1965?

Anyway, here’s a new thing:

Take a look at the 10 Alabama counties with the highest percentage of non-white registered voters. That’s Macon, Greene, Sumter, Lowndes, Bullock, Perry, Wilcox, Dallas, Hale, and Montgomery, according to the Alabama Secretary of State’s office. Alabama, thanks to its budgetary insanity and inanity, just opted to close driver license bureaus in eight of them. All but Dallas and Montgomery will be closed.

Closed. In a state in which driver licenses or special photo IDs are a requirement for voting.

In fact, the Alabama Law Enforcement Agency announced that, thanks to the shitty budget passed by the shitty legislature and signed by the shitty governor, it’s closing THIRTY-ONE driver’s license offices across the state. But don’t say they’re doing it for racist reasons, it’s just how the state is broke. And that’s true! Alabama’s one of those mooch states that sucks the blue states’ dicks for sweet government cash, then bitches when it can’t pay its bills. (Though a local columnist suggests the state is not broke, but rather stupid and lazy. Teach the controversy!)

But so weird how they picked those counties. It’s got to be some kind of crazy coincidence that “Every single county in which blacks make up more than 75 percent of registered voters will see their driver license office closed.” And that so many of those people are poor. And that it’s a lot damn harder for those people to travel to the next county for a license than it is for overgrown rich white fraternity boy Tucker S. Dickinbottom IV, of the Mountain Brook Dickinbottoms, to drive his Land Rover a little further away to get his driver’s license renewed.

Nah, not racist at all. As we wonksplained when we covered Obama’s speech at Selma, “21 million Americans don’t have the ID that voter ID laws require. And maybe it’s an issue because those people are disproportionately poor, minorities, and elderly.” AND HOW DO THOSE PEOPLE VOTE? Well, they’re sure not voting for Tucker Dickinbottom’s daddy, that’s for certain.

And to be completely fair, and as John Archibald at points out, the powers-that-be might not specifically have been thinking, “Hey, what if we did racism and disenfranchisement to The Blacks today?” when they made this decision. As Archibald says, “no matter the intent, the consequence is the same.”

The history and the current reputation of the state of Alabammy are so completely marred by racial hatred, discrimination and violence that any elected official in that state should probably be required to TRIPLE-check that every single thing they do, down to taking a shit, is not in some way racist, intentional or not.

And then check the toilet bowl a fourth time, just for certain, and also because a lot of Republicans in Alabama like to take pictures of their turds for their scrapbooks, we are guessing.

[ via RawStory]

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  • nmmagyar

    I have been led to believe that several southern state are nice places with nice people i them. Alabama cannot possibly be one of them. Cut that white-hot mess loose.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      But you can buy up to 500 gram firework cakes, and 85 gram mortar shells up to 2″ in diameter without restriction.

      2 out of 5 fires in Alabama are started by fireworks. woo hoo.

      • nmmagyar

        I live a few miles from a Reservation. I think you can buy Howitzers there without any pesky laws getting in the way.

        • DoILookAmused2u ?

          You had better check with the ATF.

          • Hutch

            Cletus, hide the still and the howitzers. The revenooers are coming agin.

          • nmmagyar

            As if they have the manpower to watch the entire border with the Navajo Nation

          • kindness

            Hell with that. Get some peyote.

      • JohnBull

        How else do you expect to level those black churches? Walk up to one with kindling and a zippo?

        • HogeyeGrex

          Well, that does seem to be the traditional method.

      • ibwilliamsi

        And you can buy those bombs fireworks right next door to the largest amusement park in the state, which is across the street from the largest liquor store in the state, across the street from the cheapest gas in the nation. Whoot!

    • ibwilliamsi

      Not entire Southern states. Just small highly populated counties here and there.

      • nightmoth

        Often there’s a university present
        (small Bible colleges don’t count)

  • MsAnthropesMr

    This is 2015. 2015. And disenfranchisement is as strong as ever.

    • ibwilliamsi


    • kindness

      Chief Justice John Roberts Days Of Jubillee are upon us. He must be so proud.

  • MsAnthropesMr

    “AND HOW DO THOSE PEOPLE VOTE?” not much after these laws are passed.

  • Steverino247

    President Obama on the line for you Governor…

    Yes, Mr. President?

    Look asshole. You re-open those driver license locations now or every federal employee leaves Alabama and every federal facility they operate closes. I will fuck your state up. Got it? I will make it my purpose in life to break your balls, assuming you have any. Understand me?

    Yes, Mr. President.


    • memzilla

      That’s how LBJ would have done it.

      • goonemeritus

        Sometimes I miss him.

        • marxalot

          Last of the truly effective Democrats.

          • LesBontemps

            Except for that Vietnam thing.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Yeah, the Vietnam thing was driven by the fear that he’d be accused of “losing Vietnam” the way Truman was accused of “losing China” by the fascist vermin of the right.

            Some things do not change.

          • marxalot

            I’m mostly thinking of his time as Congressional Ball-Buster. And he was an effective Democrat, just not necessarily an effective President: he led the hell out of the party.

          • goonemeritus

            Picky picky

          • malsperanza

            To be fair, he still had the Dixiecrats. LBJ had the bluest Congress in modern history. So it wasn’t just his mad coersion skillz.

        • Brendan_M

          If you like liberal reformers with warmongering foreign policies, I’ve got great news for you about the last 7 years!

          • willi0000000

            so tell me, who has been the liberal reformer for the last 7 years?

            [ i might cut him some slack if he lights a fire under the AG and gets every one of these states prosecuted and convicted of disenfranchisement . . . and put back under supervision via the VRA . . . it’s still the law of the land! ]

          • kindness

            Did someone forget the bush43 Presidency? Yes. Someone did.

      • dslindc

        “Nice state you have down there. Be a shame if something happened to it.”

        • david green

          Again, who could tell if something was to happen to it?

      • Brendan_M

        He probably would have thrown a lot more n-words into the conversation.

        • willi0000000

          not LBJ! . . . he fathered, gestated and midwifed the VRA into existence . . . he would have dropped a lot of “fucks” into the conversation but not the n-word!

      • Steverino247

        Goddamn right.

      • malsperanza

        That’s how LBJ did do it. Obama could still learn a thing or two from the LBJ playbook.

    • marxalot

      You got airports down there? You got air traffic controllers?
      Not anymore.
      Call me when this is over.

    • Shibusa

      Maybe it’s time to relocate NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center.

      • willi0000000

        past time! . . . and move the Johnson Center a ways north and either east or west a lot.

  • DahBoner
    • Shibusa

      Or, if we take Mavenmaven’s idea to repopulate Alabama with Syrian refugees…Allahbama?

      • Viva La Tabula Raza

        Al’ Abama

        • kindness

          God is Great. Yea.

  • jesuswasablack

    Hey they learned this from Indiana, they passed voter id years ago and then closed all the BMV’s in Gary, it was just a coincidence, no racism just budget concerns!

    • nmmagyar

      NM has closed virtually all MVD offices in metropolitan areas (shut up, we do have them) and has allowed MVD Fee Agents to pop up everywhere (like Starbucks), where you can pay and extra 20 bucks for the honor of renewing you license and you want to spend less than 4 hours in line.

      • kindness

        We can do it on line here in California. No surcharges. Yea, socialist hell, I know.

        • nmmagyar

          You can renew car registration online, but can only do some license/ID renewals on the ‘puter. I think they want to keep the photos somewhat current so you can renew once, but have to do it in person after that. Or something.

          • Left Coast Tom

            In CA driver license renewals can be done online (or by mail) twice in a row (5-year extension), then must be done in person. Unless you’re over 70. Or a bad driver. Or violated a promise to appear in court. Car registration…yeah, online.

            But I think the issue in this post about Alabama is getting a license and/or ID for the first time, so you can vote in Alabama, which probably requires an in-person visit everywhere.

  • memzilla

    “no matter the intent, the consequence is the same.

    If anyone really believes that it wasn’t the intent of the White-abama legislature to rob black people of the vote, they need to recalibrate their bullshit detector.

    Also too: your move, Texas. And Mississippi. And South Carolina. And Jawjuh. And…

  • goonemeritus

    If this is allowed to stand the world needs to boycott Alabama. Personally I am hoping for a voter registration drive that is so successful that Alabama votes out everyone who had anything to do with this.

    • Bammac

      Boycott Alabama? Great idea, but….how would you be able to tell?

      • goonemeritus

        Much lower revenues from speeding tickets.

  • diogenez

    Thank god we’re post-racial.

    • nmmagyar

      White, black and brown poorz all get the shaft!

  • Anarchy Pony

    Needs all the FFS!

  • Tom Wilder

    Ah yes “sweet home Alabama.” Apparently Neil Young was right after all.

  • Jenny

    Black people just need to befriend some Mexicans. Mexicans will hook you up with some fake id’s. No trip to the driver’s license office needed. Sure it might cost more but you got to pay for the convenience! Then you can voter fraud allll the elections like the illegals do!

    • david green

      Besides, if you get from the Mexicans, you are supporting small businesses and the free enterprise system.

  • Mavenmaven

    What Obama needs to do is take hundreds of thousands of smart hard working Syrian refugees and repopulate the South.

    • willi0000000

      . . . and maybe lots of the boat people trying to change countries in the Mediterranean and South Pacific.

      • Cindyinencinitas

        And a few Cubans, because they could fire up the tobacco-producing machine. I vote = 1 Cohiba!

  • HZ81

    Soon enough, your drive to get your driver’s license will be about as far as you have to go to get an abortion. Like, Maine-far.

    • Bad Granny

      It’s okay, we’ve all moved to Maine to get all that sweet gubmint candy.

  • A Grumpy Cat

    Their next step will be to introduce a law that, if you don’t have an ID, you can still vote … as long as your grandfather had a valid ID.

    • Cindyinencinitas

      Or a still.

  • Jenny

    Also too. I’m a deputy registrar with Willco, TX.

    I’ve registered 8 people to vote this week. I’m like a one person acorn office! I’m in ur county stealin ur electionz!

    • LarkintheAM

      You are my hero.

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    • ibwilliamsi

      Are you sure that you’re not Stahlin our elections?

      • Jenny

        Yeah I wear my cccp shirt when I’m in an election stealing mood. I look fantastic in red.

        • ibwilliamsi

          Which makes it all the more of a bummer that they Rethuglicans stole Red for their own. I love me some red.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The Revolution, it lives!

    • TheBidenator

      Being in Texas do you get a lot of signatures with a red X or if they’re feeling especially bold, a bullet hole? I hear that’s how you can tell one Republican signature from the next, by the size, location and number of bullet holes….

      • Jenny

        Red x’s yes, but I wouldn’t trust most of these people to hit anything with their guns. Motherfuckers can’t even keep their trucks in one lane let alone hit a target.

        The registrars’ are apolitical when it comes to registration. Supposed to be anyways. Williamson county is kind of known for being fringe republicans. Even the Austin republicans and libertarians are like fuck those wackos in Willco. So everyone is presumed to be one of them. There is a small group of liberals here, mostly college kids, but I’m sure you’re put on some sort of commie list if you fraternize about!

        I’m actually registered Republican. I vote Republican in the primaries and Democratic in everything else. I try to put my vote towards the least insane candidate. But it doesn’t work out usually. Too many loons voting.

        At least my mailbox is full of interesting political propaganda. Conservatives have us beat in every way when it comes to that.

  • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

    Tucker Dickinbottom, IV, has a black friend, you know . . .

    • arglebargle

      A gay, black friend.

    • MrBlobfish

      Tucker Dickinbottom, IV, has a black friend maid, you know

    • Kakkeltje

      Biggus Dickus?
      What about his wife?

  • Callyson

    OK, I went to the website to see how the comments are as I am in a masochistic state of mind. I thought they would be jam-packed with wingnut drivel, but instead they are a word salad of utterly incomprehensible ramblings about watches and phones and the like…

    • Suttree

      FFS you weren’t joking. WTF?

      • data_ninja

        Iphone updates are serious business. Certainly more serious than things that actually impact life, as opposed to shiny distractions..

    • arglebargle

      I didn’t see any article about the DMV, but did learn the Huckster is in Bama. And I quote, “There is a lot of repair work to be done,” Huckabee told the audience. “Nobody respects us.” The comments were quite wonkettish to my surprise. Then I read an article about a blah 16 year old running for president and the comments restored my faith in Alabamans unabashed embrace of racist ideals.

      • jmk

        Well…they’re angry. The Tide is losing so far this year. It’s made them meaner.

    • data_ninja

      I stared too long at the comments, I should have known better.

  • VandeGraf

    It will take a lawsuit in federal court, but it will be easy to demonstrate that the state of Alabama has thrown up actual barriers to electoral participation. They will either be forced to relent on the license for voting registration requirement, change it to some other form of ID, or reopen something like licensing in some of the abandoned areas. The electorate should not have to put up with any of that.

    • ibwilliamsi

      Unfortunately it won’t be heard until 2023.

  • Spotts1701

    Well they could just take public trans…
    Sorry, I can’t finish that without screaming.

    • Cindyinencinitas

      They can finish their cocktails in the backs of their limos so I don’t know that the problem is. I mean, what else do they have to worry about?

  • LarkintheAM

    I think it’s time for the ACLU & the Southern Policy Law Center to sue the state of Alabama and for the whites in the state who actually believe in racial equality (I have confidence that there are more than a handful) to partner with Black churches and other local agencies to start organizing transportation pools to get drivers licenses/IDs for everyone eligible to have one and to get them registered to vote also, too. Don’t let the assholes win.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      I don’t think that ever stops, but Alabama keeps legislating new ways to get sued faster than the legal system can work.

    • Local Mojo

      From on the ground in Alabama: our Blah Democratic politicians are a whole different variety of crazy, but every bit as crazy and corrupt as our white Republican ones, maybe even more so.

      • LarkintheAM

        Perhaps, but that doesn’t mean that the red end of the crazy spectrum should be able to control whether their constituents are able to vote. With any luck, they’ll be able to use that blatant racism as an organizing tool, secure their districts’ ability to participate and sanity will prevail. :-)

      • lroom

        Yes they are. That idea about rides to the DMV is a great idea though I wish I had a car

  • Mavenmaven

    OT: Is it too soon yet to not politicize yet another 10 dead young people due to guns?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It’s ALWAYS too soon to even mention such a thing. ALWAYS.

      Once people are out of the womb, they’re expendable.

      • willi0000000

        . . . and then it’s too late.

        because shutthefuckup!

      • TheBidenator

        The mass shootings happen so often these days you’re always accused of trampling over graves or not waiting until the bodies are cold before talking about guns and gun violence and no, the media in its “both sides are equally guilty” bullshit zealotry NEVER notices the operating problem with this…

    • FauxAntocles

      It’s always too soon.

    • OneDemin EOr

      Another massacre made possible by crazy-large magazines, speed-loaders and untreated mental illness.

      • Vegan and Tiara

        Well, you have to admit that Americans are always trying to do things more efficiently. If we can figure out how to kill you faster, we shall do so. This is another example of our “can do” spirit.

        • OneDemin EOr

          I guess this is how we demonstrate our American exceptionalism.
          Make America Great Again!

          • Vegan and Tiara

            Yeehaw!!! Pew Pew*
            *that’s the sound of me firing both of my guns

    • chicken thief

      Oh, geez…. not again. Please don’t tell me that there was another school shooting.

      In happier news, mah main man Louie Gohmert is guest hosting Tony Perkins radio show today!!!!

    • TheBidenator

      That was in Oregon, my neck of the woods so the answer is locally, no at least until the NRA stormtroopers descend and :checks outside: son of a bitch those inbred assholes mobilize quickly.

      • OneDemin EOr

        I’m out east in (blood) Red State territory. Looking forward to seeing asshats advocating an end to Oregon’s “gun-free zones”, cuz if the students had been armed, yadda, yadda, yadda.

        • david green

          According to one student, some of the students were packing anyway and didn’t rush in guns blazing because they realized it would just make a chaotic scene even worse.

          • OneDemin EOr

            A “gun-free zone” is where Morans cannot open-carry. Such zones allow for concealed carry if properly licensed. I read that those students were licensed to do so.
            Those students exercised superior judgment.

  • btwbfdimho
    • willi0000000

      what the fuck is that woman doing in my parent’s bed . . . get her out of there . . . NOW!

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Funny, I’ve never seen that on Pornotube…

        • Doug Langley

          It’s the latest cardio craze.

        • chicken thief

          Want a link? It’s www. ….. oh wait, I’ll have my friend send it to you.

    • TheBidenator

      “Stop kicking yourselves minorities, stop kicking yourselves”
      – Alabama’s GOP

  • willi0000000

    thank you Mr. Chief Justice Roberts, you lying sack of shit.

    keep calling those balls and strikes . . . just like you swore you would do to get your cushy seat.

    may the fleas of 10,000 syphilitic camels take up residence in your crotch . . . LIAR!

  • LarkintheAM

    How about all of the government offices or US treasury distributions in any >75% white areas go away, until Alabama gets its shit together?

  • FauxAntocles

    Somebody needs to file a lawsuit and give the asshats on the SCrOTUS a shot at redemption.

    • willi0000000

      that would be the AG . . . the provision to put these states back under federal supervision still stands under the VRA . . . all roberts did was kill the list . . . it can be re-populated for cause.

  • Dee Andee

    This is a very hard day to be snarky. :(

    • willi0000000

      so don’t be . . . outrage is perfectly acceptable.

      • Dee Andee

        Hard day for that, too, but my despair supply is topped off for now.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        I’ll be using outraged snark, if at all possible, but it’s difficult.

        At least I have a trip to Sciaparelli Crater planned for this evening….

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Why I have half a mind to take a day off work, get on a cross-town bus to wait at an overcrowded DMV to get my approved voter I.D., then take another day off work to stand in another endless line at one of the few remaining polling stations in my area to really send those fat cats a message!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      If you have half a mind, you have a serious advantage over a teabagger.

  • MrBlobfish
  • OneDemin EOr

    So fucked up.
    I guess gerrymandering wasn’t sufficient?

  • TheBidenator

    “Look if blah people didn’t want to get harassed out of voting they’d have been born white and vote Republican, it’s science”
    – The GOP, the party of Lincoln

    • handyhippie65

      yea, i don’t think lincolin, like reagan, could be elected as a republican now. he regulated the plantation owners out of business, gave the blacks the right to be human, and didn’t wage an eternal war with the enemy. none of which are current conservative positions.

    • eddi

      The GOP, the party ofGeorge Lincoln Rockwell. Fixed that for you.

  • Flashman

    People! This is NOT about suppressing the Black vote!!! It’s about keeping them from driving.

    • TheBidenator

      O/T but that Labrador in your picture looks like it’s thinking “I haz a rabbit” all full of pride.

    • sillyclucker

      to the polls. I finished your last sentence for you.

    • chethardy

      Well, you know, that may be not so much of a joke. My mom was from the deep south and a liberal.

      She always said that things really changed “after they got their driver’s licenses” not the vote.

  • Me not sure

    I was in Birmingham last week to visit the Civil Rights Institute there and while having dinner got to talk with a dentist from south Alabama. He was originally from Birmingham and was there to celebrate a group of female minority dental student’s pending graduation from UAB. The guy was white and a raging liberal happy to have someone to talk politics with. His wife was an ardent feminist. I was given a schooling in the abysmal politics running rampant in that state, but left feeling hopeful that there might be more people like these folks pushing their state in a better direction. The DOJ needs to jump on this right away.

    • beatbort

      Exactly. This is a federal civil rights issue, at this point. Fuck these racist crackers. If necessary, time to send in the National Guard to escort black and poor Alabamans to the polls.

  • georgiaburning

    About time to resurrect the national ID card thing. Yes, socialism.

  • iamnotascientist

    Make voting mandatory. States with less than, say, 70% voter turn out don’t get any federal money.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      That is fuking brilliant. Next time the Dems get control of the Congress….

    • Vegan and Tiara

      That’s an extremely good idea.

    • handyhippie65

      been saying that for years. it is in the best interest of the country to have as many citizens voting as possible. how else can we have a truly representative government?

    • Lord-Nash

      When the states cry, you say ‘Whelp, that’s smaller government for ya!’

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Johannesburg, Alabamy. Another milestone moment in racism.

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    My son brought a letter home from a class mate of his today. Mind you, they are ten.
    The letter says that some people think slavery was bad but since they had no clean water and food in Africa they were better off and it was sure a shame that all those white boys on both sides had to die for slavery when it was really good. And that it was only my son’s opinion if he disagreed.
    Ten. Fucking. Years. Old.
    I just can’t even anymore. No more compromise. No more debate with these fucknuts. They are not Christians, they are not Americans, they may not even be human any longer. They are scum of the earth and it is high time we deported them all back to whatever Euro country they claim their roots are from.

    • Vegan and Tiara

      Aaaaah…the old ‘slavery wasn’t so bad’ argument. I’m fairly convinced that slavery was pretty shitty. The whole “we’re selling you, but keeping the rest of your family” thing is what always gets me.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        Maybe it is about time they put the Small House of Uncle Thomas back into the curriculum.

    • handyhippie65

      OMG! that is…i can’t even think of a description for this. where do you live? just so i can be sure to never visit. i mean, you seem like a nice, intelligent person, but your neighbors are just horrible fucking people, and i use the term “people” loosely. this kinda thing would make me move. all of my sympathy to you, and yours.

    • Tansy Geek

      After reading Vegan and Tiara’s comment below, I wonder how it would go over if you son suggested that it would be OK buy his classmate’s family because at least they could go to church and your son would change their water bowl every day. We get dumber by the day I swear.

  • Josh Raeburn

    I live in Alabama, and I am hopping mad about this budget issue. I hadn’t considered the implications with the voter id law, but this budget is nonsense. I honestly want every politician in the state recalled regardless of party. I want to know where our state tax dollars are going. Because the state isn’t providing any services that warrant the budget shortage. This state should not be broke, and some politicians need to called to answer for their budget management if it is.

  • Cismontane

    hmmm… so now we know where the president should resettle all of those Syrian and African refugees… just to annoy the Alabamian master race.

    • eddi

      They have suffered enough. Just send the National Guard and US Marshals back to arrest the Alabama Legislature for violating the Civil Rights Act (again).

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    I have yet to see any evidence of this “in person, at the polling place” voter fraud that showing an ID is suppose to stop.

  • Putty

    Call me crazy, call me madcap, but I keep a list of things I’m gonna do when I win the lottery. (I know, my son thinks I’m nuts, also too.) New Item:

    Hire lots of buses;
    Go to Alabama;
    Recruit volunteers;
    Go to counties that are closing drivers’ license offices;
    Offer free rides, lunches, childcare, etc. and take anyone who wants to travel to renew licenses and register to vote;
    As we leave Alabama, drive by state house and display signs that say, Take dat, racist losers!

    • Takoma DC

      Putty, I’m with you but maybe we don’t need to wait to hit the state lotto jackpot? We could use a crowd funding source to raise $. Hire local volunteers and give them a daily stipend for gas and food?

  • Sterculius

    Republican Game Plan: cut taxes and the rich and businesses, air claiming that the astonishing new prosperity will actually bring in MORE tax revenue. When tax revenue plummets, sadly turn out your pockets and claim there is no more money for roads, public services, social safety nets, and then raise the needed revenue with sneaky regressive sales taxes, gas taxes, and every other kind of tax that targets the poor and middle class. Austerity!

    • Michael Kelley

      dont forget big surcharges for parking tickets that balloon a $50 ticket to $3000 that you pay in instalments with the threat of jail for missing any deadlines!

  • Takoma DC

    I wonder if there’s a way to donate money for id’s for low-income residents in these shit states and a way to provide transportation to the dmv? All in time for them to vote in the presidential election.

    • longtail

      Not since they deep sixed ACORN.

      • Takoma DC

        I was thinking a GoFundMe campaign and then using the money to get ID cards for as many residents in these fucked up areas as possible.

        • Brian Gilmer

          Then AL will just change the design of the ID and require new documents.

  • Ryan Denniston

    I got a feeling the Justice Department will be calling soon.

  • D G

    And my law review didn’t pick my article last fall on all this Voter Suppression™ BS going on all over the country and went with that girl’s “New Uber Laws needed” article.

    Way to be “with it”. UGH

    Voter rights not a big deal they said, won’t really come up next year they said……AHHHHH!!!!!

    (Anger derived mostly from Voter Suppression™ BS, but ALSO TOO NOT PICKING MY ARTICLE!)

  • longtail

    In all fairness Alabama is providing mobile registration vans but they are equipping them with hemi engines so they can speed through black neighborhoods.

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  • David Fenelus

    Great read. I used this article as a reference for this article right here…

  • Triple J Jackson

    Have Any of you been To Alabama lately? This State has been Ruined by Black. Run government . So shut The Hell up!
    Go to the DMV or any county or state run agency and see how long you wait now and how sorry you will be treated. Sorry but its true. Nothing gets done right or on time anymore. Fact just look around. But go ahead blame the republican or whity. But this Sorry attitude now that they aint gots ta work Im going on break Sucks!

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