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Aren't those amendments part of the AMERICAN constitution?
Aren’t those amendments part of the AMERICAN constitution?

Florida Man George Zimmerman, the guy who killed Trayvon Martin that one time, is somehow not currently in prison, which just proves you cannot cage artistic genius. Instead, he is doing art again, which is good and healthy and nice, because it’s real hard to aim and shoot at teenagers when your hands are all messy with finger paint:

George Zimmerman is unloading a bunch of paintings that illustrate his take on the Confederate Flag controversy — and he’s even offering a bonus prize to one lucky art collector.

Zimmerman is teaming up with Florida Gun Supply to sell signed and numbered prints of his Confederate Flag painting to help pay legal costs for his friend.

The ad on Florida Gun Supply’s website says anyone who buys a print will be entered to win the original painting of Zimmerman’s stars and bars (which could be worth up to $100,000!).

OR MORE! We imagine among the sorts of people who would be connoisseurs of Zimmerman’s “art,” the dollar value goes up each time he either Stands His Ground or has a little “accident” with a gun or something. He’s only 31 years old (fucking millennial), so these masterpieces are ONLY going to appreciate.

Here is a video of Zimmerman explaining where he got the idea to do a special Confederate flag painting, because every decent grad school art program will tell you that a cohesive artist’s statement is a MUST if you want to be taken seriously as an artist:

I was painting the American flag, and that’s the caption, the Second protects the First, has a double entendre, I was painting the American flag when I heard of you getting sued by CAIR, and I decided I would do for you what the American people did for me. And truthfully if it wasn’t for all the great patriotic people we have in this nation who donated to my legal defense fund, we could not have kept up the fight the way we needed to. We did not have the money for the hard costs that it took to defend me. And I didn’t want to see you give up the fight simply for financial reasons.

Completely leaving aside the fact that Zimmerman says his painting has a “double entendre” in it (because come on, he’s stupid, we can’t expect him to say words correctly), and also setting aside the fact that he was actually not painting “the American flag,” we will just say AWWWWWW how nice, he is doing something nice for his friend! Because yes, this is the same Confederate flag-loving dumbass, Andy Hallinan, owner of Florida Gun Supply, who made a name for himself by banning scary Muslims from shopping at his establishment. And he is getting sued by the evil Muslims at CAIR. Even worse, those Muslims are using the Jesus American Constitution to sue him!

Thank heavens Hallinan has a real stupid, vaguely literate, trigger-happy artiste like George Zimmerman as a cuddle-friend! People whose countries have been stoled from them have to stick together, you know.

Anyway, this is a wonderful addition to Zimmerman’s growing oeuvre. Because remember that one “painting” he did of the mean prosecutor who had the utter balls to prosecute him for the “crime” of murder? Yeah, that one sold for more than 100,000 American dollars, on the internet:

georgezimmermannewpainting

And then there was that other time, when he ACTUALLY painted the American flag (if by “painted,” you mean “traced over some clip-art he found on Google image search”) with some poorly scrawled words written on top of it. Maybe this is what he was talking about in his Artist’s Statement. It’s such a pain in the ass when you’re working on one thing, and then The Muse knocks on the door and gives you an idea for another thing. It’s like, “Hey Muse, I’m just the guy who killed Trayvon Martin with a gun, what do you think I am, JACKSON FUCKING POLLOCK?” No way. He’s the new Michelangelo, but for sad racists who kill unarmed teenagers:

zim

Breathtaking.

As we reported, prints of the new Zimmerman are available at the Florida Gun Shop, and you might win a contest if you buy one, and don’t you dare say anything about how roadside gun shops are not usually “where you buy art,” you effete, liberal, queer-loving America-haters. You go where the art IS, not where you EXPECT to find it.

[TMZ / RawStory]

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  • Indiepalin

    It’s like when Claude Monet painted The Bridge at Tallahassee.

  • HobbesEvilTwin

    I hope Carly hires George to paint her official presidential portrait.

  • Nounverb911

    At least he isn’t painting selfies like that other murderous George.

  • SnarkOff

    Weirdly, I kind of want that Confederate Flag painting.

  • deanbooth

    * puts hands on sides of head and screams *

    • Nounverb911

      Zimmerman painted “The Scream” too, also?

      • Lizzietish81

        Well in his version it’s a black kid with skittles screaming

      • Blank Ron

        Man, I adore RD’s ‘fangirl’ face…

  • A racist asshole who sees a black teen carrying Skittles as an existential threat to be murdered paints a Confederate Flag? Unpossible!

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    I think he means Article 1, Section 9, Clause 13 protects Article 1, Section 9, Clause 12.

    https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Constitution_of_the_Confederate_States_of_America#a1-s9

  • Lizzietish81

    Did the Confederacy give up when the Mexicans bombed Pearl Harbor?

  • marxalot

    I’ll be under my desk. I rolled my eyes too hard and now I think they’re down there.

  • Bill Slider

    Is it just me? I am beginning to see too many parallels between those two world leaders, George Bush and George Zimmerman.

    • Lizzietish81

      huge difference, only one was ever put on trial

      • bozilingus

        There is still time, and we can hope that President Obama’s last executive order before he leaves office will be to turn over George and company to officials at The Hague.

  • dslindc

    Zimmerman, Florida, and Gun Shop. That’s a helluva trifecta of terrible.

  • Bob@Bob.com

    So by “art” you mean redneck t-shirt slogans right?

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Also trucker hats.

      • RoyalUglyDude

        ..

  • I saw something that looked like one of Zimmerman’s paintings squirt-splattered all over the wall of one of the stalls at the local truck stop men’s room.

    • coozledad

      His “Piss Christ” is a self-portrait.

  • Reddishrabbit

    Can I also get my beacon at the gun shop? If so, talk about full service!

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Did you mean bacon?

      • Reddishrabbit

        I’m going with auto-correct on this one.
        It’s always autocorrect.

  • Callyson

  • Angry_Cop

    I want to see only one piece of art from Murderer George Zimmerman, and I can’t specify precisely what I’d like without being permanently banned. However, if I ever meet him in person I’ll be sure to tell him.

    • Bob@Bob.com

      Aw, give us a hint. Does it involve a damaged rectum for instance?

    • nmmagyar

      Can you votingly wish to see someone’s viscera on a sidewalk, allegorically?

  • Lizzietish81

    Oooh, I hope Jeb! tries to tap Zimmerman to help with his Latino outreach

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      And revoke his birthright citizenship if he doesn’t deliver the votes.

      • Bob@Bob.com

        He did claim the part Latina. Maybe there is a silver lining to the Republican plan

    • coozledad

      I just hope someone has video of Jeb Tapping Zimmerman.

      • marxalot

        Ew.

      • nmmagyar

        DO NOT WANT TO SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ArgieBargie

    Speaking of Florida’s most brilliant men, here’s a nice video of Marco Rubio hitting a kid in the face with a football:
    http://www.politico.com/story/2015/08/marco-rubio-hits-kid-football-121485.html

  • say wha

    Please, I was trying to enjoy my brunch…

    • Doug Langley

      Well, if you don’t want it . . .

      • NanBullenshede

        Parsley! Will thou eat that?

  • Mavenmaven

    Jon McNaughton, look out!!!

  • elviouslyqueer

    Rise and shine, Brolly Bunny. This comment ain’t gonna disallow itself.

  • JohnR

    Too much, just too much.

  • Beaumarchais?

    When most people refer to themselves as “we,” it comes off as pompous. In Zim’s case, it accurately describes all those voices in his head.

  • coozledad
  • Antimassacree

    Zimmerman, Second Amendment, Anti-Muslim idiot, Stars & Bars. Crossing the streams: very bad.

    • marxalot

      Bingo! Right across the FREEDUMB free square!

  • Lascauxcaveman

    I may not know art, but I know this is shit.

  • LarryHoudini

    “Outsider Art” is what they call paintings made by schizophrenics and mental deficients.
    Just sayin’.

  • Dr.Zoidberg

    I bet thousands of Muslims are crying themselves to sleep because some inbred asswipe banned them from his store.

  • Skwerl King

    Doesn’t George know that there is no real place for a fella like him under that flag?

    • natoslug

      To know that, he’d have to think. And to be honest, there is a real place for a fella like him under that flag. Just not a place he’d want to be.

  • Catstro

    I would have expected that his finger-paintings would have incorporated more brown. Lots more brown. Exclusively so, in fact.

    • natoslug

      Nah — corn’s yellow. He can create duotones. Very textured duotones.

  • Viva La Tabula Raza

    I thought a double entendre had to do with sex. I will make it so: fuck this guy.

  • MsAnthropesMr

    I don’t know much about art, but I do know what I despise.

  • Michael Smith

    You know else is a conservative folk hero because of deaths that he caused, has family in Florida, likes guns, is mistrusted by minorities, is named George, and makes weird paintings?

    • amindofitsown

      The Dub?

    • AnOuthouse

      Shrub?

      • nmmagyar

        Isn’t one of the Messican Bushes named George now also, too?

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Once upon a time, I entertained the possibility, however distant, that George Z. was actually attacked by Trayvon in a manner entirely disproportionate to GZ’s provocation, and that GZ actually feared for his life and felt that he had no choice.

    I no longer consider that to be even a remote possibility. A regretful and humble man – which is what a real mensch would be in that circumstance – would never do this kind of grandstanding bullshit over such a ridiculous and wildly inappropriate cause. The man obviously has no capacity for reflection or compassion, and is almost certainly a hard-core racist.

    All obvious things, I suppose. But it’s good to have this matter settled once and for all in my head.

  • shastakoala

    You’d think he’d be more into chalk drawings on sidewalks.

    • Lizzietish81

      He’s deathly afraid of sidewalks.

      • shastakoala

        Yeah and it’s hard to frame concrete.

        • marxalot

          Dunno, the defense in his trial made a good job of it.

          • bobbert

            Ba-dum-tish!

  • Bob@Bob.com

    Well one thing we learned here is that subtlety is not in Zimmerman’s wheelhouse

  • Ilgattomorte

    Oh I don’t know Evan, I see a whole bunch of entendres here.

    You have the obvious 2nd/1st amendment message of course but, considering this work was probably done with house paint, he could also be referring to the number of coats he used to create this fine work. Furthermore, this is a painting of the Confederate flag, a symbol of the South. With that in mind, he could be talking about the number of generations removed a cousin must be in order to safely bear children.

    Unfortunately, with this sick bastard, it probably refers to the number of shots it takes if you want to make sure your target won’t be around to testify.

    • Oblios_Cap

      He wuz a-feared!

  • This also protects you from number 2, but is more aesthetically pleasing.

    • Doug Langley

      But who is Number 1?

      • PubOption

        So far, Zimmerman has avoided becoming a Prisoner.

        • HELisforHEL

          He is not a number, he is a free man. Sadly.

        • Doug Langley

          He is not a Number! He is a free man!!

  • Joshua Norton

    Zimmerman’s proclivity for hitting women on top of killing a black kid will only take him so far in maintaining his status as a Right Wing hero. He’s under constant pressure to produce! It must be absolutely exhausting just being him.

    • AnOuthouse

      He needs to catch himself some illegals and turn them over to Trump.

  • Oblios_Cap

    all the great patriotic people we have in this nation who donated to my legal defense fund

    The meaning of patriotic has certainly changed since I was little.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …this is “old school” grifting, not that new fangled “GoFundMe” stuff!!!

    • Seek

      Jerks at GoFundMe won’t help you out with legal issues, so they have to go old school. Begging is much easier than actually boxing up signed copies of this “art” to mail to the rubes.

  • TheBidenator

    Zimmerman hate is a good tool for remaining regular…..psychopathic gun humping pile of gator shite.

  • jesuswasablack

    Does little George understand what the confederate racists he seems to support would have done to a Hispanic JEW?

  • Whoops, I hit return too soon. Please ignore this comment.

    • natoslug

      Not only will I ignore it, but I will also not understand it.

  • TheBidenator

    I’m sure the neo-Confederates love stupid tools like George Zimmerman almost as much as idiots like Tim Scott….he does share their racism and goals, after all.

  • AnOuthouse

    Zimmerman reminds me of the liberal hawks who supported the Iraq war and started to hate Ted Kennedy because of Chappaquiddick.
    “I murdered an unarmed black teen so yeah confederate flag, ‘southern heritage’ and fuck you muzzies”. None of which has anything to do with the 1st amendment. Maybe there was a sale on the template for the number one.

  • “Art isn’t easy.”
    -Stephen Sondheim

    • Shut Up, Leonard

      Pimpin’ ain’t easy, but it’s necessary.

    • natoslug

      Which is why the Palins named her Bristle, not Art.

    • MsAnthropesMr

      Never sure Sondheim made any art.

  • Spotts1701

    Whatever happened to Velvet Elvis and Dogs Playing Poker?

    • nightmoth

      You can’t beat the classics.
      True story: I once worked in a bar/restaurant that had velvet paintings. One of the regulars got mellow one day sitting at the bar and after staring at a garish “dancing senorita” on velvet for a long time, sighed and said appreciatively, “I do believe that is the finest example of velvet painting that I have ever seen.”

  • TheBidenator

    Donald Trump dubbed these paintings to be “YOOGE”, classy and terrific and then deported Zimmerman for his mother being from a brown place because no matter how hard they try, they’ll never be the ‘right’ kind of American for these assholes who’s groups they want to belong

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …just out of curiosity how the fuck does the right to bear arms(as part of a well organized militia) protect freedom of speech?!?! Yes, I know I’m just a lib-tard but I would appreciate if someone with an I.Q. just a shade over an inbred chihuahua would take the time to leave me a contender for “deleted comment of the week”, that clearly explains this

    • MsAnthropesMr

      So I can shoot you if I don’t like what you have to say, duh.

      • But you can’t shoot ME for saying something you don’t like because of FREEDOM! and THE CONSTITUTION!

    • vivian

      Bullets are speech for the verbally impaired.

  • This is a screen grab of the sale page for Zimmerman’s “art.” There are two striking things about it. The first is that the print is about half off, which I find remarkably appropriate considering it is Zimmerman’s work. The second is that they cannot even calculate a discount properly, as it is clearly not 65% off.

    • jviscont1

      finally there is some use for my shoebox full of CSA $20’s.

    • Morsum me

      is 48.9 like a buck six eighty?

  • AnOuthouse

    Next time stay inside the lines.

  • SpaceCaptainWarlock

    The more liberals mock Zimmerman, the more money his paintings are worth because there are wingnuts out there that will pay thousands of dollars just to try to piss liberals off. It’s kind of funny how sad and pathetic they are.

    • jmk

      That’s exactly the pathetic but smug impulse that keeps that Big Gulp glued to Governor Quitterface’s hand.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        And the yokels clogging their arteries at Chik Fil A.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Ding Ding Ding Ding!
      Perzackly.

  • Incoming Ham

    I wonder who he stole the confederate flag from? I am guessing google images. Then he projected it on a canvas and painted over it.From what I have seen he simply paints over other peoples work like it’s paint by numbers and uses stencils for his “trademark” font.

    • natoslug

      You’re probably right about the google images, but the rest is more likely a Photoshop filter. Or is this “art” actually painted? I refuse to believe that he put more effort into it then stealing an image, applying an oilpaint filter, then uploading to costco photo center to get a canvas print.

      • Incoming Ham

        Excellent point. Painting is hard, and we wouldn’t want him to exert himself. I believe the Courier font is included with Photoshop.

        • natoslug

          I used to do something similar with a molten plastic or wax filter, but I used GIMP, and my stolen images were porn.

      • Doug Langley

        You’re assuming he can figure out how to work Photoshop.

        • natoslug

          Does MS Paint have filters?

          • nmmagyar

            Leapfrog has a drawing tool

          • natoslug

            That may still push his technological boundaries. Do they make a LeapFrog version that is trigger operated?

  • Gorillionaire

    I thought that Zimmerman was under too much stress and trauma to “work”.

  • Paul Dudack

    Give credit where it’s due. Zimmerman knows his audience.

  • Will Zimmermart look nice with my John Wayne Gacy clown painting print?
    And will it match the sofa?

  • Relativicus

    First, it’s the courts that protect the 1st amendment. Second, guns can have quite the chilling effect on free speech. Third, is he saying that the Traitor Flag protects the American flag? Is that the “double entendre”?

    • natoslug

      The “double entendre” is that he used his own semen for the white parts of the image and was trying to convey the message “I lurves me some Dixie Swastika and ah made lurve to mah Dixie Swastika, y’all!!!!” followed by the firing of several rounds straight into the air. Fortunately, they all landed on his skull, so no harm was done.

  • Me not sure

    The flag painting soooo shows that the shooting of Trayvon Martin wasn’t racially motivated in any way.
    It was about heritage.

    • bozilingus

      Trayvon evidently did not respect the heritage of being black in the South.

    • Noxious1

      Not to mention teaming up with an openly racist hate-monger to sell it to other “patriots”!

    • TheBidenator

      Still the single worst decision in the entire case was the prosecution refusing to in anyway delve into the racial portion of the murder. Zimmerman got away with it because they refused to paint the actual picture of a deranged, gun toting, cop fetishizing racist with anger management problems who decided he’d go teach this black boy a lesson about breaking into homes in his neighborhood.

      A black boy who just so happened to be on his way to his father’s home….it still angers me to this day.

      • Me not sure

        My grandchild is biracial. I’m kind of glad she’s not a young man.

      • nightmoth

        Thank you! It still makes me mad, as well, especially when racists glorify Zimmerman while demonizing Martin. Zimmerman also had made several calls to 911 which didn’t pan out in the previous months –that should have been a warning sign to local cops that this guy should NOT be the “watch captain” (SELF-APPOINTED!) and be cruising the neighborhood with a gun. Gee, think maybe they didn’t do anything because his daddy is a judge?

  • nightmoth

    Zimmerman and Hallinan! What a great, melodious-sounding pairing. Similar to “tweedledum & tweedledee,” or “dumb & dumber,” or “bubble & squeak.”

    • nmmagyar

      Himmler & Goering

    • NanBullenshede

      Shyte and shinola

  • Randy Riddle

    Strange how Zimmerman is doing celebrity prisoner art without actually going to prison.

    • Anarchy Pony

      All aboard the grifter train!

    • Lady Bug

      Richard Matt is rolling around in his grave now

      • malsperanza

        And of course John Wayne Gacy and George W Bush, those other two late-blooming Rembrandts.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Because remember that one “painting” he did of the mean prosecutor who had the utter balls to prosecute him for the “crime” of murder? Yeah, that one sold for more than 100,000 American dollars, on the internet:

    On my browser, directly after that sentence, the “Sponsored Intermission” of that oil painting of the reclining nude appears. That’s probably not the one you mean, but I’ll take it any day.

    • david green

      What kind of a brain-dead loony would pay $100K for that? Too many people in this country have more money than brains.

  • vivian

    We could help Zimmy with his art career by leaving out scissors and colored paper and letting nature take its course…

    • bozilingus

      Very pointy scissors, good for impaling (with votes)

  • William_C_Diaz

    Zimmerman is a lightweight, he only killed murdered one black teenager, no raping or serial killing or anything. John Wayne Gacy not only had a body count that was a much larger, classier number (33), but was both executed for his crimes (making them limited collector’s items!) and a great deal more talented than Zimmerman.

    If Pogo’s pictures only fetch somewhere between $2-$12k a pop, how is Zimmerman ever going to sell his 6th grade tracing project for the price of a decent sized house in Florida?

    I was somewhat sickened to see the market for ‘murderabelia’, but am somewhat relieved when one of history’s greatest murderers paintings only sell for $15k a pop.

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/23/hitler.auction/index.html?iref=24hours

    Zimmerman is a delusional PoS…

    Have a great day!

  • natoslug

    I have two original pieces of art* I’d like to auction off today — first up is “When the Fuck Will My Nose Stop Bleeding” followed by “Your Camper Is A Pile of Shit.” Bidding starts at $50,000.00 cash, $52,300.12 credit. 90% of all proceeds go to the It’s Almost Lunchtime And I’m Hungry Foundation.

    *Framing is not included

    • Tansy Geek

      I hope your nosebleed has stopped and that camper may be evidence that”Both sides do” derp.

      • natoslug

        The nosebleed stopped ages ago, and I’m not sure what that camper is evidence of. It’s been camped in various locations in Arcata, CA for several years now. I also have a pic of the driver’s side, where the amazing insight on the back is more extensive. I think somebody really likes bumper stickers and felt their messages needed to be bigger.

        • BackDoorMan

          … it’s the “MY BURN CELLS ARE BRAINED OUT” that does it for me. So transcendent, it works equally well as a tee-shirt, tattoo or bumper sticker.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Zim is the Thomas Kinkade of Ammosexuality.

  • MrBlobfish

    I think he means Article I, Section 9(13) protects our Article I, Section 9(12)

  • AntiDerpomeme

    He’s only 31 years old (fucking millennial), so these masterpieces are ONLY going to appreciate.

    You know how masterpieces really appreciate after a painter kicks the bucket, rendering any further artwork impossible? I’m not sure the pattern will hold here, but it’s interesting to speculate.

  • Redgyal

    You know, if Trump’s immigration plan were retroactive, he would be painting a Peruvian flag. Just saying.

  • azeyote

    signed racist flag – by a true life gangsta (kid with skittles) murderer – Capitalism is Freedom – wow America really is Exceptional

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      The bar for celebrity has reached rock bottom.

  • Historicat

    Commenting Rules for Radicals prohibit me from responding appropriately to this story.

  • Tendernob

    The most fucked up part is that this won’t even crack the ‘Top 10 Worst Things In Florida Today’ list.

  • Hardly Ideal

    I have to say that Zimmerman’s newest painting has inspired me. That is, he inspired me to finish that blotchy piece of shit I call a painting, safe with the knowledge that any acrylic I smear on a canvas will be better than his.

  • Lady Bug

    Ignoring for a second that it’s the treason flag painted by George Zimmerman for the financial benefit of his fellow bigots, that’s still a really shitty painting. I would be so embarrassed if I painted that monstrosity, let alone post it on the internet and try to sell it.

    • grmpy

      The other first graders in his class really liked it so you can just shut up!!

  • RevZafod

    I don’t think it violates the commenting rules to suggest to George that an artist’s work usually increases in value after he’s dead.

    • eddi

      Assuming the art had any value to begin with. But it might make an interesting experiment to try.

  • grmpy

    He’s smoking a cigar just like Castro would.

  • RevZafod

    Back in the mid-’60’s in Germany I was leader of a gun-humping group whose motto was also “The Second First”. We spent a lot of time cleaning and maintaining our weapons, and even had a local firing range provided by the government. Sometimes we’d go out into the countryside, packing openly, for weeks at a time. The other guys in the group also had their own weapons, but we also had six really powerful ones.

    We called ourselves Battery A, 1st Battalion, 2nd Artillery and we had six M109 155SP’s, and we even had a nuclear capability.

    • eddi

      Zimmerman just died of caliber envy. Thank you.

      • RevZafod

        Yeah Zimmy,, at 155mm, I got your 6.1 inches right here. And that’s diameter, not length. Now bend over [and that’s how and when he died]. Just from the threat. [Not that I’d allow my treasured noodle to touch him.]. I have standards.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naLdUA7QRNE

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    The 2nd protects the 1st . . . unless you use the 1st to question the 2nd, in which case the gunfuckers want to shoot you.

    • sosuume

      It’s a big circle jerk.

      • blaid droog

        Do you mean a circle of jerks? As in a circular firing squad?

    • blaid droog

      They all want to paint a target on the fourteenth.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        The gunfuckers are a wee bit selective about what parts of the Constitution they like, aren’t they?
        Try telling them you want to apply the 6th to the 2nd (repeal), and you’ll get enough death threats to qualify for federal protection. It’s the same thing with the Bible: only they know what God, Adams, and Jefferson really meant to say.

  • A pedant notes: the 1st and 2nd Amendments were copied word-for-word into the Rebel constitution (as sections 9.12 and 9.13). Dumb crackers couldn’t even make up their own supreme law.

    https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Constitution_of_the_Confederate_States_of_America

  • Rick Hill

    And it will be bought by folks who proclaim most art nowadays is no better than a first grader’s finger paintings.

  • Cismontane

    Wait.. Zimmerman’s now desecrating a treason flag?

  • docterry6973

    I was an idiot for buying all those Renoirs. In 6 months only Zimmermans will be worth anything.

    • Amy!

      Get one of his telegrams. They’re famous!

      • docterry6973

        Wilson loved them.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t know a single person in need of a legal defense fund.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      What, no conservative friends?

    • blaid droog

      Maybe you could set one up for me. I’m thinking of spraying graffiti on a local kocksucker pollution plant. Georgia-pacific my ass. They are destroying the St.Johns river in Jax Florida.

  • jim2011

    This suffers from being less pleasant to look st than the hole in the wall one would supposedly use it to cover.

    2/10

  • His medium is paint-ball gun so that he can combine BOTH his hobbies at once.

  • Rickyphoo

    Meh. He’s doesn’t even use black velvet.

  • Takoma DC

    Zimmerman: We did not have the money for the hard cocks that it took to defend me.

    Ooooh, now I understand the acquital.

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