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Happy Memorial Day, gentle readers! We usually do the sexy, exciting Top Ten Stories Of The Week post on Sundays, but it is a holiday, which means it is still the weekend, hurray! Now, usually your top ten most favoritest stories cover a range of topics, but this week, SPOILER ALERT, it’s Duggar-Thirty and you’ve got an appointment. By this point, you probably already know that Josh Duggar, adult son of Jim Bob and Michelle, has a history of kid-touching. But there were very many angles to that story, and yr Wonkette explored them all!

But before we count down the week’s top ten Duggar stories, it’s time for us to say “please to be giving us the moneys,” because we work very hard to keep you informed and laughing, and it takes money to do that, because this is what we do for a JOB. So what do you say you give us $5, in honor of how gross the Duggar family really is? It’s easy to do! Just click this link and say “here are five of my dollars, Wonkette should have them, because Wonkette tells me all the stories I need to know and I love them very much.” Or you can give us money for a different reason, of your choosing, that’s allowed.

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All right, here are your top ten Duggar posts of the week, with a couple of other things sprinkled in:

1. Of course, your very favorite post of the week, because it was so detailed and YUCK, was the breaking news report about how yes, according the police report, Josh Duggar touched so many kids. If you have not read that, do it now.

2. But Mike Huckabee stepped up and said, hey c’mon, that Duggar boy just made a mistake. Kind of like how Huckabee’s son did, when he murdered a dog.

3. Hey, remember all those times the Duggars told us how LGBT people are the REAL threat to kids?

4. Before the news about Josh Duggar even broke, there was OTHER breaking Duggar news, and it was that Jim Bob and Michelle are still fuckin’, trying to convince the Lord to give them more babies.

5. So, in the wake of all the revelations, TLC pulled all scheduled episodes of 19 Kids And Counting, maybe because Honey Boo Boo’s mom wanted equal molesting time.

6. Oh, look a non-Duggar story! This one is about Bristol Palin, and how her wedding got canceled. We knew it would be irresponsible of us not to make up reasons why.

7. Remember the day BEFORE the Josh Duggar police report came out, when it was all “oh maybe Josh Duggar might have done Bad Sex, but the news reports are very vague and we’re not sure?” We were so innocent then.

8. Here is a handy guide on how NOT to counsel your daughters, if they have been molested by Josh Duggar.

9. Bill O’Reilly is very mad that now even court transcripts are lying and saying that he beated his ex-wife.

10. Yay, a nice story! Ruth Bader Ginsburg did ANOTHER gay wedding, and this time she was like “constitution THIS, constitution THAT, I now pronounce you gay married!” Was she foreshadowing what the Supreme Court is going to do, next month? MAYBE!

Very good, readers, picking that badass Ruth Bader Ginsburg Nice Time story at number 10! Otherwise, we are DUGGARED OUT. (Until they do more gross things. Like tomorrow.)

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  • AllupinWard4

    Brindle Broodmare’s wedding cancellation really hit me hard. The Duggars – not so much.

    • Wee Mousie

      Ha! Imagine, cancelling your wedding in the middle of an All -Duggars-All-The-Tiime Newscycle.

  • Toomush_Infer

    So, it would be irresponsible not to conjecture about Josh and Bristly?…

    • JustPixelz

      She’s too old for him.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        I’ll just leave this here…

    • eggsacklywright

      Conjecters gotta conject.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    The paypal still refuses my commie dollars. I will send the moneyz and the orderz like I didz before. I will not put zzs on everything when I do that.

  • Now I want to hear Josh recite ‘My Master’ to Rand Paul.

    • guppy06

      Rand’s only master is Ayn in Furs.

  • schmannity

    The Duggars. Paula Dean. The Benham twins. Dr. Oz. The Kardashians. Fox News.

    But for Homeland, The Americans, and House of Cards, am I the only one who misses an NBC/CBS/ABC monopoly?

    • SterWonk

      USA and TNT both have some good (and some crappy) original series.

      • Wee Mousie

        TCM, but I’m one of those classic film elites everyone hates.

    • bobbert

      To be honest, I liked Fringe.

  • Joshua Norton

    The biggie problem with the Duggar apoligists, is that every christianist, holier-than-thou “forgiveness” cliche has been used…and used poorly.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Which is drearily predictable.

      • riledupone

        The banality of bible-humping hypocrites.
        /with apologies to Hannah Arendt

    • eggsacklywright

      The debbil made me do it, but Jeebus says all is forgiven.

      • Zippy

        An incident, a youthful mistake, just kids playing doctor, it was in the distant past, he’s repented, what about Bill Clinton, Hengh?

        The most disgusting part has to be the millions of fucked up people defending this clown just because he’s an icon for their Xtian conservative tribe

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          Quite, if it were anyone with color, or anyone else, at all, it would be all “burn the witch!”

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Imagine what they’d be saying if one of the Duggettes had gone astray.

          • Msgr_Moment

            Wait. Didn’t it used to be called “Twenty and Counting”?

    • Sam Hain

      Like the bible says “Let he who hath the most hypocrisy cast the first stone.”
      and of course the 11th commandment
      “Do as I say not as I do!”

  • Villago Delenda Est

    I will politely suggest counseling Josh and his parents with (redacted).

    Let your imaginations soar!

    • JustPixelz

      a DIY vasectomy?

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      A rabid wolverine?

      • Steverino247

        “Of all the things that can tear a family apart, I think the worst would be a pack of wolverines.”

        That HAD to have been written by Mister Mike.

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          It’s brilliant, whomever it was from ^.^

      • Zippy

        honey badger libul!!1!

        • eggsacklywright

          And also, too, the giant squid.

          • H0mer0

            Kraken libel!

          • BoatOfVelociraptors

            Let it go…

    • Steverino247

      Uh, I’m thinking of an Army method here. Entrenching tools, maybe. GI sock with a bar of soap in it.

      • Zippy

        blankets and baseball bats work in a pinch

    • eggsacklywright

      The Rod of Correction?

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        A stiff upper lip?

    • Mary Sandoras

      Dr. Keith Albow?

      • Mehmeisterjr

        That would be a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      Polonium-210?

    • heusedsarcasm

      Preston Brooks’ cane?

  • Joshua Norton

    Illogical fanatics are fanatical and illogical.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      DING DING DING DING DING

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      In her defense, in their cult, the man chooses the hair styles of all his female family members, including unmarried daughters and wife.
      He’s stuck in 1985 no?

      • riledupone

        He’s stuck in 1885 no?

        FIFY

        • BoatOfVelociraptors

          That Christian Coalition does seem to be recurrent.

    • Zippy

      God bless Betty

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Uh, Michelle, the Dark Ages called…wondering who does your hair.

    • YayConspiracy

      I like Michelle’s joyful smile. Jeebus radiates through.

      • nightmoth

        I dunno—looks to me like she’s gritting her teeth.

    • H0mer0

      lady mullet libel! (one of my bisexual housemates gave me a haircut like that. She told my best friend jokingly that she gave me a lesbian haircut, but it didn’t work and the style looked really good compared with the huge frizzy mop I usually had until I discovered hair products.)

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        Yeesh. I suppose that’s why I stay in the dude business. The hair is simple, stay short until you have to slick it back, but avoid the full on mullet.

    • Wee Mousie

      Cats aren’t that low.

  • Spotts1701

    This was how the week went for the Duggars:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ov16l6Gq2c

    • [SECRET MESSAGE]
      Isn’t she fast like this?
      [/SECRET MESSAGE]

      • Zippy

        did you get your alpha testing taken care of?

        • First round is underway, but we’ll need more over the next couple weeks…

          • Zippy

            let me know if you need help

      • Spotts1701

        Turkey trots to water.

        I got no complaints. Things running smoothly

        The World Wonders.

  • Zippy
    • Me not sure

      YOU BASTARD!
      I had to take my eyeballs out and wash them after that!
      Stings a MIGHT!

      • TheBidenator

        Hey, that’s my catchphrase give it back! Oh wait, you omitted the periods so it’s cool and also, totally appropriate in its usage. At times like this, I just remember there are pictures of Sofia Vergara wearing see through clothing and I search them out to cleanse the pallet…

        • Me not sure

          Sorry, I thought I was stealing from South Park. Do you keep a memory museum like Dr. Lector?

          • TheBidenator

            No but I have been known to occasionally enjoy liver and fava beans around Census time….

  • JohnR

    So a 65 year old German woman gave birth to quadruplets. http://cnn.it/1FbsGbn Stick that in your and smoke it Michelle Duggar.

    • SadDemInTex

      Yeah, she has 13 other children…so there, Buggers…I mean, Duggars.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        She doesn’t count! She isn’t white and christian and….
        wait…german you say? hrm.

        Also, poor woman. Had my second at 30 and barely had enough energy to keep up with the 1. yowch

    • BackDoorMan

      … please don’t encourage the Duggar Incubator to keep trying – she’ll be looking for fertility doctors next.

      • Zippy

        Quiverfull families oppose fertility treatment. If a woman doesn’t conceive, it’s because she’s impure and a harlot and a sinner (it’s never the man’s fault)

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          I am not looking forward to what happens when she is beyond her childbearing days :/

          • Zippy

            back to fulltime making sammiches for hubby and turning a blind eye to her screwed up kids

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            idk, I am thinking in that religion there is probably a provision that lets him put her aside so he can keep making babbies, or take on a mistress, or just go full out hand maiden.

          • Msgr_Moment

            Hand maiden? What? For happy endings?

          • Anarchy Pony

            Does hubby trade in for a more functional incubator?

    • TheBidenator

      Don’t give the Duggars ideas….

  • Incoming Ham

    Bristol’s betrothed just wasn’t grifty enough.

    • Steverino247

      Someone may have sat him down and given him The Talk that goes with The Medal. Or at least a refresher session.

    • Jenny

      I think he was actually too grifty even for the Palins. That guys medal story was shady, he was married and may and may not be divorced, plus he had a serious girlfriend that suddenly disappeared as soon as he met Brittle.

  • VandeGraf

    Nothing about Deepak Chirpa? Wow, the dude can’t even break into the top ten any more. How low the magical mystery tour has fallen!

  • SadDemInTex

    I donated (again)….now can we find out about the babby, Trix and Shy?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      ‘Trix reported in yesterday that the JERK BABY (her words and caps!) refuses to leave.

      I expect soon she’ll be contacting the authorities and acquiring an eviction notice. Perhaps the county sheriff can help out…

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        Yow, my first was one of those. No thanks, mom, I’ve heard you yelling and screaming about the world for a while now, I ain’t comin out to that mess

        • Dee Andee

          That would have been my son. Two weeks overdue, in freaking hot August/September. Finally water broke, went to hospital, where he decided, nope, still not coming out. Sorry, little man, here’s some pitocin and voila, 5 hours later, little man is born. He was NOT happy about it either. He’s been resisting maturity ever since. :D

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            They tried the pit on me too, after four days of labor and them sending me back with repeated “you ain’t even dilated, come back later!”
            Turns out the sob got himself stuck, and I suspect it was because he heard about this world thing and wanted no truck with it.
            Ironic that an ultrasound would have saved my insurance the huge bill of an emergency C section (and me nearly being dead), but the hospital was afraid to do one in case it was not an emergency because my insurance would not cover it if it turned out to be a false alarm.

          • Dee Andee

            Things that make you go, “FFS!!!” I’m glad you both made it through!

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            Aw thanks, me too :) I did not precisely plan on him (99.9% effective!) but, as I tell his smart-assed teen aged self often these days, after all the work I had to go through to get him here, I am very glad to have done it, (usually end that with “now hush up and clean your damn room”)

          • H0mer0

            I had two boys in there so I was induced “electively” at 37.5 weeks with artificial rupture of membranes and pitocin. I was afraid I was going to end up with a C’section and an episiotomy. The first one got his head stuck in the opening but once he vacated the premises, the other one went from transverse(across) to head down towards the opening. I’m glad my water didn’t break at many of the places it could have…

        • richardgrabman

          I waited, not wanting to share my birthday with Jesus, I didn’t pop out til mid January… leaving time for my mother to read “War and Peace” between contractions.

      • Spotts1701
        • SterWonk

          All the Internets for you! :-)

        • H0mer0

          still an “innie”? You’re not even close…

      • guppy06

        OCCUPY UTERUS!

  • anniegetyerfun

    Please, if it was actual CAPITALISM, then Rebecca would give birth while blogging and not bother taking a break.

    • Zippy

      Real capitalism would mean the babby is born blogging

    • sw19womble

      PPV LIVE CHILDBIRTH LIBELZ!!!£!$!!

      • Zippy

        In the Octagon, live from the MGM Grand

    • rebecca

      Nah dude, I am living the life of leisure while sucking the lifeblood from my employees, OBVS!

      • anniegetyerfun

        But you’re a woman! You can’t take vacation!

      • Zippy

        so teh wonket is a vampire cult also too?

        Edgy…

        • TheBidenator

          No more goddamn vampires! Aggghhhhh :tears hair out:

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            werewolves?

          • Anarchy Pony

            Wereponies.

          • Blank Ron

            This. Always this.

          • sw19womble

            deranged knife-wielding midgets?

      • weejee

        Are you in OK? If so, do you have your life jacket handy since Jebus is showing how much he loves the heathens living in OK and Tejas?

        • Zippy

          A dearth of “God is punishing you for…” comments from the usual suspects

      • Vecciojohn

        Help! Help! Wonkette employees are being oppressed!

      • guppy06

        No sucking the lifeblood of your employees (i.e. mixed drinks) until after babby!

      • elpinche

        I hope you’re doing it barefoot.

      • BackDoorMan

        … I’m having a little trouble with the “maternity leave” mentioned in the article… aren’t you in ‘Merica? I didn’t think such a thing existed there – oh, wait, you’re not an Evil Corporation ™… well then, I’m off to see if my paypal account is still active so I can send some moniez your way.

      • TheBidenator

        Ah, looks like a certain Editrix has gone closely held corporation on us…

  • BillWestern

    Wonkette is raising money off the Duggar family tragedy? Hell yeah!!!

  • Mary Sandoras

    Okay, I finally donated some money to grifter Wonkette. No it was not a gift, but they did not leave any place to make my entrée on where I thought they should spend the monies. There were mentions of orgies, I’m good with that. So if I have any say, which I don’t, I say orgies and baby clothes/needs would be sufficient.

    Thanx for the laughs Wonkette!

  • Jade Helm

    Bill O’Reilly’s battered ex-wife must be pissed at those Duggar freaks.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      BillDo, OTOH, can’t be happier that someone else is the hot topic of the weekend

      • Virginia Dreaming

        I am surprised he isn’t bidding on one of the Duggar girls. Since they are raised to obey anything a father or husband tells them, that would be his ideal wife. And He could take both roles.

  • elpinche

    There. I donated. Please forward my money to SarahPAC or DuggarAreNotKiddieDiddlersPAC.

  • diogenez

    Dang! The wind has come up – did someone leave the shed open? Is that the shed door flappin’ in the wind?

    Nah – that’s just Michelle Duggar’s cooch.

    • Land Shark

      Cannot. Erase. Image. From. Brain.

    • All her kids are caesareans I understand. She has a zipper on her abdomen.

      • Zippy

        moar like a revolving door

        • Virginia Dreaming

          Did you mean to say revolting door?

        • Anarchy Pony

          They have those in clown cars?

    • TheBidenator

      You.Bastard. Why not just describe images from a concentration camp while you’re at it?

      • diogenez

        I’m pretty sure that I did.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      You nasty!
      (not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

  • Virginia Dreaming

    Interesting moral dilemma, the quiverfull people don’t believe in fertility treatments, but the Duggars need more kids to keep the show interesting. Which side wins quiverfull or monies? Past history suggests monies, but they do love their patriarchal, bullshit morality.

    • chascates

      If a lady member of that club can’t have children does that mean God doesn’t like her or what?

      • Virginia Dreaming

        Yes, they believe that if a woman is not popping out babies that she is not right with the lord. Past sins, not holy enough or something like that. In fact if a doctor tells the woman to stop getting pregnant, the husband will still try to get anyway. The woman who killed her 5 kids by drowning was a quiverfull family, had severe post partum depression, doctors told her to stop having kids, husband pressured her for more. It is a sick subcult that stretches across congregations. If you want to read more http://gawker.com/quiverfull-of-shit-a-guide-to-the-duggars-scary-brand-1706557073

        • nightmoth

          Knew Andrea Yates was Mormon, but didn’t know she was Quiverfull, or that the cult encompasses denominations other than IFB–Thx for the info.

          • KenRob

            It’s all tied in with the Dominionist/7mtn movements, who all want to live in a Theocracy, with their “special cult” being the ruling class.

        • chascates

          That was a disturbing article. I also found this:
          If 10 children per couple:
          Generation #1: 10 children
          Generation #2: 100 children
          Generation #3: 1,000 children
          Generation #4: 10,000 children
          Total direct descendants: 11,110

          That is precisely why all cats should be spayed/neutered. I doubt we could do the same for these cultists.

          • Virginia Dreaming

            Remember one thing though, without the big TV bucks not all of those kids will live long enough to reproduce or reproduce like their parents despite the brainwashing. So it is too damn many kids but not as much as is possible.
            Side point, in biology we say that their are two poles to reproductive strategy. One is to have as many offspring as possible and hope enough of them a strong enough to survive. The other is to have a small amount of offspring and care for them well so that they almost all reach breeding age. They are called the short life and long life plans. The more intelligent an animal is, the more likely it is to use the long life plan and limit its offspring to amounts it can easily care for. I think it says alot about these people who are trying to shift to the short life plan.

          • Steverino247

            It’s 9/11 times a million!

          • Msgr_Moment

            Never forget!!

          • Paul Dietzel

            I’ve made this point before but one time after reading a lady’s obit and found that she’d had 7 kids, 14 GC’s and 43 GGC’s, I decided that since I don’t have any kids that I can quit feeling so guilty about having a 14 mpg daily driver. My carbon footprint is way less.

  • nightmoth

    Just sent our Wonkette more moniez for keeping the Duggar story flapping. Especially since reading that a Texas preacher’s wife says Josh was just playing doctor, Jessa Duggar’s father-in-law wrote a long essay about Jesus forgiving poor persecuted Josh, whom he supports absolutely, and finally this:

    “Republican state lawmaker Bart Hester wants Arkansas police chief Kathy O’Kelly fired — and to possibly face criminal charges — for complying with state law and releasing the police report in the Josh Duggar molestation case that a judge hastily ordered to be destroyed last week.”

    Bart went on to say that Chief O’Kelly “victimized these young ladies.”

    IF I could punch some faces with something other than votes, I no longer know who to punch first.
    But if I could get ’em all in a ring with me, I’d sure have some fun.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      thunderdome! 10 cons enter, no cons leave.
      With votes. It works for everything, it really does

    • major_asshole

      This is one of those incredibly rare situations in which the defense “I was simply following the law/orders” actually makes some goddamned sense.

      And now we wait for someone to find the link between Mr Hester and the Duggar clan. Because that, no snark, is going to happen.

    • major_asshole

      Also: I read part of the father-in-law’s blog post, and the man is either deranged or a complete idiot. He got the fundamental (hah!) facts wrong. To wit: No, Mr Seewald, Josh did not get help or punishment, nobody informed the police, and the kids did not get any sort of help beyond being shamed for having the gall to wear diapers as infants and toddlers.

  • chascates

    That is one pervy-looking hat. Heavy rain now northeast of Austin and possible tornado heading my way! At least today’s my ‘weekend’. 12 people missing from down south of Austin.

    • Jenny

      It’s odd watching a dumpster float down lamar. I kind of hope for no work tomorrow lol.

      • chascates

        6th & Lamar is almost impassable at any time, let alone when it’s flooded.
        Our damn pigs got out and are running around.

        • cousin itt

          Got Ghey problems down there, do ya?

          • chascates

            Only H2O problems. My boss is outside right now trying to move sheep that were in water almost up to their bellies and there were a few lambs in danger. We lost 5 piglets Saturday that drowned in water runoff. The idiot chickens are out right now looking for insects.

          • LA Julian

            Good luck and stay safe.

    • H0mer0

      at first, I thought his hair was long and he looked like Bobcat then I realized that was the back of someone else’s head.

      • anniegetyerfun

        I can’t decide which is worse – the hat or Rand’s hair.

  • sw19womble

    I have a feeling our Editrix is not a big fan of Katie Hopkins:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/25/katie-hopkins-giving-birth-naturally-proper-mum_n_7435666.html
    ““Toughen up, man up, take it like a man and actually just give birth naturally because it’s fairly simple. All you have to do is push.”

    • Virginia Dreaming

      If birthin’ a baby is that easy, why do so many women die while doing it? Katie just count your blessings and don’t throw shade.

      • Dee Andee

        Really! Fuck these know-it-all betches.

    • H0mer0

      If an epidural makes me less of a mother, no one seems to have sent my kids that memo. They still keep making breadcrumb trails to lead them back home.

      • anniegetyerfun

        Hell, I’d get an epidural right now if I could, and I had my last kid two months ago.

    • Catstro

      She is a idiot. Am still LMFAO at the time she was on air talking about how she would never allow her children to play with other children who had lower class names like and such as Tyler. According to her, that also includes children who are named after places. The host of the program quickly points out that Katie Hopkins has a daughter named…wait for it…India. And of course she was shrieking “that’s different!” because duh.

      Probably had an epidural too, and so should Trix, if she feels like it, or not if she doesn’t, ain’t nobody’s business ‘cept you, the Lord, and the insurance company (those assholes billed me twice but I give no fucks would have epidural again A+++)

    • Catstro

      Also, no one is a fan of Katie Hopkins. She is the actual worst.

    • ButchWagstaff

      Mother Wagstaff, Grandmother Wagstaff, Great-Aunt Wagstaff, Great-Grandmother Wagstaff, & Great-Great-Grandmother Wagstaff & a few of their sisters that they had would like to tell Katie Hopkins that “No, it’s not fairly simple.”

  • AnOuthouse

    Since the Duggars, Bristol and BillO seems like years ago.

    • SnarkOff

      BENGHAZI!!!

  • SnarkOff

    Does “Quiverfull” sound dirty to anyone else, or is it just me?

    • cousin itt

      I like that. That’s good. A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?

    • H0mer0

      both

  • cousin itt

    No Duggars Were Harmed In The Writing Of This Post.

    May readership be comforted in the knowledge that such an oversight shall not be repeated?

  • Toomush_Infer

    I dunno – should Huckabee adopt the Duggers or the other way round?…

  • NotConvinced

    Can we refer to Josh as Mr. Bugger and the rest of the family as the Buggereds?
    Just to keep things straight.

    • Bad Granny

      I think we’re making “duggar” a verb. Catholics get buggered and protestants get duggared.

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        And “duggary” is the noun.

        • Bad Granny

          Exactly!

      • sw19womble

        I made a submission to urban dictionary, but sadly it was rejected.
        Maybe if more of us tried…..

  • Callyson

    When does the Elizabeth Warren baby bib hit the market?

    (Congrats, Trix!)

    • Land Shark

      wait, what? A new babby communista?

    • Blank Ron

      What? Pics or it didn’t happen?

      • Alex Grey

        That’s the law.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Well, I for one welcome our new commie infant overtoddler.

      • Alex Grey

        RBG the 2nd?

    • actor212

      FINALLY! Jesus Christ, this pot wasn’t going to stay fresh forever!

  • LA Julian

    Disgustingly, People magazine is still leaving out the fact that his victims were HIS SISTERS in their latest articles on the Duggar scandal.

    • Steverino247

      Can’t interrupt the flow of money, you know. Like people kept drugging Elvis (AKA taking care of business) or ignoring Michael Jackson’s sex crimes in order to keep their jobs or positions at the trough.

  • Joshua Norton

    Republican Jesus sez:

  • heusedsarcasm

    Five dollars: that’s only one dollar per sister-victim that Josh Duggar felt up!

  • Ha ha ha ha ha! Watch Josh make a bad incest joke on the teevee only a couple of years after the devil sent those harlots to tempt his lil’ Duggaradoo!!!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/25/josh-duggar-incest-joke_n_7435668.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

  • Alex Grey

    Cleanse your mind with this…

  • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

    It’s been several days now. Surely we can put this unpleasantness behind us now and never speak of it again…

  • AKOOLHEAD

    I do not care if the Duggars make another penny
    of profit; but releasing the Duggar records hurt innocent sisters. Such
    unauthorized release is the very reason why police departments across the
    country are NOT to be trusted. Good citizens will now be reluctant to confine juvenile
    indiscretions to the police (I bet most of you have done things, as a kid; girls and boys). There are as many “dishonest” in police departments as there are
    criminals on the streets; yet the police are protected while the simple law
    breaker, particularly if it is a minority, is prosecuted. THIS HAS TO STOP.
    That police chief in Springdale, AR, must be prosecuted or never again ask us
    to obey any law. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

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